Bookshop! I ordered that book on June 23rd. It arrived today. You are in New Addington, not rural fucking Neptune.
Friend X, if, as I suspect, you require bedspace at Larrington Towers on Saturday do you not think it would be a good idea to tell me? That way I might assemble the arsedness to remove the mountains of crap obscuring the kitchen table and two-thirds of the drawing room floor.