Author Topic: Caption it #1913  (Read 1603 times)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #1913
« on: 29 November, 2021, 08:45:09 pm »



well, it is nearly Christmas !

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
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Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #1 on: 30 November, 2021, 12:02:45 am »
“No, Torquil!” exclaimed Jocasta.  “It's my turn to get high sniffing paint!”
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Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #2 on: 30 November, 2021, 12:08:43 am »
When I am World King, will you be my Baby Mother?
It is simpler than it looks.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
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Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #3 on: 30 November, 2021, 09:39:16 am »
Sneks!  Sneks everywhere!
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Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #4 on: 30 November, 2021, 03:52:58 pm »
"I'll put one through your nose next, you wee baggage."
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #5 on: 30 November, 2021, 04:52:45 pm »
Johnny with the prototype of the plastic snake from which he made his millions.  Landfill sites up & down the country are clogged with them as a testament to his success.

Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #6 on: 01 December, 2021, 01:23:39 pm »
Pink for a girl, blue for a boy.  We won't learn about purple until big school.

Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #7 on: 03 December, 2021, 05:02:31 pm »
Mummy dearest really won’t miss her hair curlers and dear papa hasn’t played cricket in aaaages.

Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #8 on: 03 December, 2021, 11:39:17 pm »
Mummy's got one like this but it vibrates .
Its More Fun With Three .

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #9 on: 04 December, 2021, 09:29:03 am »
Mummy's got one like this but it vibrates .

I know! We could borrow it and make a rattlesnake!  Let's go ask her.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

sprogs

  • from your big sister, Steve.
Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #10 on: 05 December, 2021, 06:14:52 pm »
"Look Jenny ! I've found your Clutteris !"

Re: Caption it #1913
« Reply #11 on: 03 January, 2022, 04:25:40 pm »
You have been watching Blue Peter again, I warned you...........
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