Said to me on Saturday by an oldish lady, as I waited for the second half of a concert to start on Victoria Embankment:
"What kind of music is this?"
"Band music," say I, because tbh, I'm not sure.
"It's not jazz is it?"
"Nope."
"Thank god," she says before taking a seat, "jazz is just wrong."
Thing is, I couldn't agree more. Remember kids, jazz is wrong.