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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #25 on: 16 November, 2010, 10:27:41 pm »
They're big, but as to quality...

Dom Joly, and another big brother reject

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #26 on: 16 November, 2010, 10:46:15 pm »
Ah, Dom is cool. Never heard of the other one though.....
Those wonderful norks are never far from my thoughts, oh yeah!

Jaded

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #27 on: 16 November, 2010, 11:05:02 pm »
Dom Joly has been known to catch my train, so I'll fell like I'm almost there in the jungle.
It is simpler than it looks.

Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #28 on: 17 November, 2010, 06:27:11 am »
I wonder who the two new celebs are going to be? Hopefully they'll have cracking tits be interesting.

I'm rather enjoying watching GMcK suffering. Silly bint....

Jedward are also rumoured to be going in  :thumbsup:

Jaded

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #29 on: 17 November, 2010, 08:40:16 am »
I wonder who the two new celebs are going to be? Hopefully they'll have cracking tits be interesting.

I'm rather enjoying watching GMcK suffering. Silly bint....

Jedward are also rumoured to be going in  :thumbsup:

Brilliant.

I'd love to see that hair covered in slime and crawling with leeches and little crawly things.  ;D
It is simpler than it looks.

Oscar's dad

  • aka Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge
Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #30 on: 17 November, 2010, 06:46:37 pm »
It's not on tonight!  What shall I do with myself?  :'(  ???  :(

corshamjim

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #31 on: 17 November, 2010, 07:23:33 pm »
We're going out to the pub.  :)

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #32 on: 17 November, 2010, 07:28:30 pm »

Jaded

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #33 on: 17 November, 2010, 07:38:41 pm »
It's not on tonight!  What shall I do with myself?  :'(  ???  :(

In the absence of the busty girls in the jungle, here's another one for you.

(click to show/hide)
It is simpler than it looks.

Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #34 on: 17 November, 2010, 08:26:55 pm »
^^^ Thanks  :thumbsup:

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #35 on: 21 November, 2010, 10:05:52 pm »
The public are so mean.

Fancy voting for a fake, poo-scrunching charlatan doctor AGAIN!

Oh, she's fainted.

PS Poor old Nigel Havers. I think they should give him a few cyclists to electrocute. He might perk up a bit. Cock.

*edit. vier = give

My Typing = poo, not examined.
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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #36 on: 21 November, 2010, 10:43:37 pm »

PS Poor old Nigel Havers. I think they should vier him a few cyclists to electrocute. He might perk up a bit. Cock.

Or perhaps eating a few insects every day would take his mind off it. If people could be bothered to vote for that.
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Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #37 on: 22 November, 2010, 07:15:23 am »
Brilliant show last night which showed the stupidity of humankind and also the beauty of common sense.

Stupidity: Nigel and Gillian - had they not seen the show before signing up?  Surely they had some idea of what they were letting themselves in for?

Common sense: Linford and Opik - just get it over with, nothing is going to kill you and it's just a TV show.

The big question: How would you cope?

Me? I would struggle with the constant inane chatter and not being able to be on my own for a while, plus eating horrible stuff.  But if I was offered a load of cash I'd give it a try  :thumbsup:

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #38 on: 22 November, 2010, 09:08:37 am »
I don't want to eat insects etc, so I simply wouldn't put myself forward for the show.  Even if that were the only way to cling on to the few shreds of fame I had left.
Getting there...

Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #39 on: 22 November, 2010, 09:17:10 am »
I don't want to eat insects etc, so I simply wouldn't put myself forward for the show.  Even if that were the only way to cling on to the few shreds of fame I had left.

Fairy snuff. 

Along with thousands of quid I'd welcome the chance to swap infamy with fame even if it was Z-list fame!

clarion

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #40 on: 22 November, 2010, 09:35:55 am »
I just don't understand how McKeith, who hates bugs it seems, was so unaware that she would go into the 'jungle'.  She must have heard about what was expected.

Or else her agent is about to be fired...
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Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #41 on: 22 November, 2010, 09:43:59 am »
I just don't understand how McKeith, who hates bugs it seems, was so unaware that she would go into the 'jungle'.  She must have heard about what was expected.

Or else her agent is about to be fired...

Exactly.  And did she genuinely faint or did she do it on purpose to avoid the trial? 

It was boring watching Linford breeze through the trial she couldn't do.  Much more fun watching someone struggle or fail.  And yes, I know this isn't a ringing endorsement of the current standards in UK TV or my own telly watching habits but I couldn't care less  ;D

Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #42 on: 22 November, 2010, 09:53:03 am »
I just don't understand how McKeith, who hates bugs it seems, was so unaware that she would go into the 'jungle'.  She must have heard about what was expected.

She just wants peoples to feel sympathy for her. Not exactly a good advert for her own lifestyle products, or advice, is she?
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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #43 on: 22 November, 2010, 10:34:19 am »
Every time she says "I caaaaaan't doooo it" I want to punch the TV....
Those wonderful norks are never far from my thoughts, oh yeah!

Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #44 on: 22 November, 2010, 10:54:03 am »
Every time she says "I caaaaaan't doooo it" I want to punch the TV....
;D ;D ;D

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #45 on: 22 November, 2010, 11:37:36 am »
Every time she says "I caaaaaan't doooo it" I want to punch the TV....

I am not watching "I'm Struggling To Hang On To Any Vestiges Of Dignity I May Have Left" but every time TAPL1 says anything I want to punch the TV.

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #46 on: 22 November, 2010, 11:38:41 am »
Every time she says "I caaaaaan't doooo it" I want to punch the TV....

I want to buy loads of stuff from Iceland.  ;D ;D
It is simpler than it looks.

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #47 on: 22 November, 2010, 11:52:13 am »
Aaaand he's gone.  According to Yahoo anyway.      Didn't think anybody would go before McKeeF.

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/22112010/19/havers-quits-celebrity-jungle-show.html
Sheep we're off again.

Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #48 on: 22 November, 2010, 01:18:28 pm »
Every time she says "I caaaaaan't doooo it" I want to punch the TV....

I want to buy loads of stuff from Iceland.  ;D ;D
Every time she says "I caaaaaan't doooo it" I want to punch the TV....

I want to buy loads of stuff from Iceland.  ;D ;D

It's the top of a slippery slope.  Farm Foods next  ;D

Oscar's dad

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Re: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - 2010
« Reply #49 on: 22 November, 2010, 01:37:10 pm »
Another burning question:

Which of the Iceland mums in the advert do you like the best?  I shall watch the commercial breaks carefully tonight and report back tomorrow.