Author Topic: $500,000 for a second hand bike  (Read 2547 times)

Tim

$500,000 for a second hand bike
« on: 03 November, 2009, 01:31:03 pm »
One careful owner...

Damien Hirst finished the bike and Lance Armstreong finished the TdF on it. The bike sold for $500,000 at auction.

Update: Link to details of the bike:
Damien Hirst | The Bikes of Stages | Trek Bikes

Charlotte

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #1 on: 03 November, 2009, 01:38:12 pm »
Real butterflies? 

Ewwww. 

I do think that Damian Hirst is now in very real danger of disappearing up his own arse.

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Riggers

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #2 on: 03 November, 2009, 01:47:58 pm »
I'm with Charlotte on that one.

An alternative paint-job could be snake skin! Ooooohhh, that would be  something wouldn't it?

Or I wonder if any chap has had his, well, old 'chap' tattooed like a snake skin?
Certainly never seen cycling south of Sussex

Regulator

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #3 on: 03 November, 2009, 01:51:41 pm »
I'm with Charlotte on that one.

An alternative paint-job could be snake skin! Ooooohhh, that would be  something wouldn't it?

Or I wonder if any chap has had his, well, old 'chap' tattooed like a snake skin?

I can give you a link to the relevant web-site....  ;) ;D
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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #4 on: 03 November, 2009, 01:52:46 pm »
Real butterflies? 

Ewwww. 

I do think that Damian Hirst is now in very real danger of disappearing up his own arse.



+1

That's what I thought when I heard that during the actual tour.
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Charlotte

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #5 on: 03 November, 2009, 01:52:54 pm »
Plz not to post that picture of the bloke with an all-over groinal/todger tattoo.  Or else we're going to need a whole herd of unicorns again.
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Regulator

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #6 on: 03 November, 2009, 01:55:13 pm »
Hirst, like many of the YBA's, is a talent-lacking, overhyped hack.

The whole YBA scene/adulation almost drove me into the arms of the Stuckists.
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I completely agree with Reg.

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Zipperhead

  • The cyclist formerly known as Big Helga
Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #7 on: 03 November, 2009, 02:20:14 pm »
The whole YBA scene/adulation almost drove me into the arms of the Suckists.

FTFY
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clarion

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #8 on: 03 November, 2009, 02:22:32 pm »
Real butterflies? 

Ewwww. 

I do think that Damian Hirst is now in very real danger of disappearing up his own arse.



I thought he'd done that years ago, and was emerging at the other end.

Vile thing.  ISTR Sheryl Crow had views about killing animals.  I hope she'd have told Lance not to do it.
Getting there...

Regulator

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #9 on: 03 November, 2009, 02:32:20 pm »
The whole YBA scene/adulation almost drove me into the arms of the Suckists.

FTFY


I don't need driving for that, sweetie....  :P ;D
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I completely agree with Reg.

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tiermat

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #10 on: 03 November, 2009, 02:32:59 pm »
Real butterflies? 

Ewwww. 

I do think that Damian Hirst is now in very real danger of disappearing up his own arse.



I thought he'd done that years ago, and was emerging at the other end.

Vile thing.  ISTR Sheryl Crow had views about killing animals.  I hope she'd have told Lance not to do it.

Doubtful he would have listened, them no longer being an item 'an all :)
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clarion

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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #11 on: 03 November, 2009, 02:40:15 pm »
I know.  I was saying that, if they were, he'd likely have been warned off doing something so <insert adjective of choice here>
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Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #12 on: 03 November, 2009, 03:16:26 pm »
Plz not to post that picture of the bloke with an all-over groinal/todger tattoo.  Or else we're going to need a whole herd of unicorns again.

Here ya go  :thumbsup:

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seventytwo

Re: $500,000 for a second hand bike
« Reply #13 on: 05 November, 2009, 01:27:07 pm »
The page loaded for me in a non-maximised window so it cut his name to just show 'Dam Hirst'.  Sounds about right.