The consensus for tomorrow evening appears to be Chelmsford's version of the Woolie - Witham has one too, as does Emmerdale of course.
Therefore, my library of routes offers
this for the Witham peloton.
Records show my first visit to The Woolie was 6th February 2013 when myself and Oaky followed a slightly different route. I remember the night well. It was cold, wet and horrible. Oaky was on his Globe and not on fine form from a cycling POV, we were both very pleased to get to the pub and came home by the most direct route possible.