I'm not bothered either, I just wouldn't put goat cheese on my worst enemy. It's the foetid love spume of Satan's loins.
Taco pizza is awesome, it's basically a giant taco in pizza form - taco mix, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, and lettuce. But taco goes with anything – you can get taco rice in Japan, it's marvellous and features chopsticks. Who hasn't wanted to eat taco with chopsticks? I encountered taco pizza in Norway where they take especial pleasure in off-kilter pizza. It's the long, dark nights.
Buffalo chicken. I salivate at the very word. I once ate 48 buffalo wings in a single sitting. They had to sit me in a paddling pool to catch the sweat. Buffalo chicken pizza is the sort of meal the angels are holding back from the dirty realms of humanity. That's a judgement call. If I got to even and found out they'd traded it with the demons for a healthy poke bowl, you'd see me sliding down the middle of the down escalator. Oh baby, hold on, I'm on my way.
After a year without, I'd kill for a proper greasy New York slice. Really, I would. Send me their name and prove you can get me the oozy goodness, and they're a gonna. I'd even do them with the chopsticks.
