Unless you would like to be exposed to bare male buttocks (in remarkably good condition considering the age actually
) or contra-rotating nipple tassels on a man who should know better, I implore you to keep the location from Hummers. You can see from his own posts, that you'd be doing the poor man a favour.
Don't say I didn't warn you if suddenly you find yourself in a demonstration of the correct usage of condoms in inclement weather conditions.