Ealing Beer Festival

[Charlotte]

You are thinking right.

Mind you, my pussy isn't well at the moment and I need to have it looked at, so I may be a bit late.

[Zipperhead]

You are thinking right.

Mind you, my pussy isn't well at the moment and I need to have it looked at, so I may be a bit late.

Oh dear, I hope your pussy hasn't started dribbling foul smelling gunk.

[woollypigs]

Hmm I'm passing the doors again at 18:15, will anyone be there then? If not I'm not sure if I feel like waiting until later, since I got a lovely lady waiting for me at home. Whom I haven't seen for a few days.  

[jellied]

I plan to arrive sometime after 19:00 hours followed by much quaffing of strange ale, attempting to unfold my Brompton, trying to refold it and then walking home.

[Charlotte]

You are thinking right.

Mind you, my pussy isn't well at the moment and I need to have it looked at, so I may be a bit late.

Oh dear, I hope your pussy hasn't started dribbling foul smelling gunk.

It's worse than that.  After a vigorous licking, bits of my pussy are now going bald.

[Zipperhead]

Oh dear, poor denuded pussy. As you know, I have a very hairy pussy. If you like, I could give my hairy pussy a good brush and send you sufficient hair to make a nice little wig for your pussy.

[Charlotte]

Whilst that might work as a temporary fix, I like to take good care of my pussy and I think it's best that I bring the problem to the attention of a professional as soon as possible.

[Valiant]

Sadly I have to pull out

[woollypigs]

My round, oh it going to be cheap, because I'm the only one here, oh well here's to me, cheers

[Ian H]

My round, oh it going to be cheap, because I'm the only one here, oh well here's to me, cheers

Er...we'll be round shortly...

[Charlotte]

I've left them to it whilst I came home to watch Torchwood 



Liz would appear to be having a rather good time 



I'll be returning later, when it's time for Dirty Curry 

[woollypigs]

Just arrived hone after a brilliant even, other ate heading out for curry I headed home for a home cooked and a hug.

[Charlotte]

Although Hummers was up bright and early this morning, when I left for work, Liz was still semi-comatose, clutching her head and making little ouchy noises.

I suspect that she may be just a teensy-weensy little bit hungover 

[Regulator]

Although Hummers was up bright and early this morning, when I left for work, Liz was still semi-comatose, clutching her head and making little ouchy noises.

I suspect that she may be just a teensy-weensy little bit hungover 

I trust you were suitably loud and, of course, you just had to dig those pans out from the back of the cupboard.... 


 

[Charlotte]

Oh, I forgot...

In order to get to our preferred purveyor of high-quality Nepalese cuisine, we first had to negotiate our way out of the now locked park.

It was like a scene from last of the summer wine...

[Ian H]

I stuck to 'nips', thirds of a pint, for my tastings. So alcohol intake was very moderate, though, combined with curry, it still produced an offensively ill wind.

Very pleasant to meet Mr Woolly for the first time.

[Regulator]

Oh, I forgot...

In order to get to our preferred purveyor of high-quality Nepalese cuisine, we first had to negotiate our way out of the now locked park.

It was like a scene from last of the summer wine...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

That photo brings back memories of one of my friends being impaled.... 

[Ian H]

Oh, I forgot...

Oh dear. I'd forgotten that.