Author Topic: The ***SPOILER*** thread  (Read 15150 times)

Dave

The ***SPOILER*** thread
« on: 30 April, 2008, 07:40:18 pm »
Shamelessly nicked from another forum.

Just write out a spoiler for any book/film/TV show/whatever.

But don't name the book/film/show/whatever.


The shark dies at the end.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #1 on: 30 April, 2008, 07:40:59 pm »
She's a man (could be several)
Getting there...

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #2 on: 30 April, 2008, 07:42:01 pm »
He goes home.
Don't ask.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #3 on: 30 April, 2008, 07:45:35 pm »
He doesn't quite make it over.
Getting there...

Dave

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #4 on: 30 April, 2008, 07:47:56 pm »
Godot never turns up.

Pingu

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #5 on: 30 April, 2008, 07:54:12 pm »
He trains the drones to do the job, jettisons them with the cargo and blows himself and the ship up.

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #6 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:02:54 pm »
The ship sinks, people die.

IanDG

  • The p*** artist formerly known as 'Windy'
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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #7 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:04:01 pm »
They both get shot by the Bolivian Cavalry

Dave

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #8 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:05:33 pm »
He uses a piece of debris from the ship to surf down to the planet

bobajobrob

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #9 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:10:44 pm »
He kills both of the bad guys then gets the girl.

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #10 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:12:21 pm »
It was earth all along!

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #11 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:13:27 pm »
the dog finds his way home

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #12 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:15:35 pm »
He´s dead himself!

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #13 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:37:10 pm »
I fell asleep before the end, but I reckon he lobbed the ring into the mountain
Getting there...

IanDG

  • The p*** artist formerly known as 'Windy'
    • the_dandg_rouleur
Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #14 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:41:39 pm »
he gets burnt to death in a big wicker man

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #15 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:42:46 pm »
He gets shot just as the war ends.
Getting there...

rogerzilla

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #16 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:57:58 pm »
They three women swim off after pulling the drain cock out of the boat.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #17 on: 30 April, 2008, 08:58:39 pm »
there's a big clash of egos, and the band split up - Wilson Pickett turns up too late

Jacomus

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #18 on: 30 April, 2008, 09:01:12 pm »
He finally realises what it means to be human, and sacrifices himself to save the ship.
"The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." Amelia Earhart

IanDG

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #19 on: 30 April, 2008, 09:04:17 pm »
the POW's win the footballmatch against the German guards, there's a pitch invasion and they mingle in with the crowd and escape

Clare

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #20 on: 30 April, 2008, 09:05:33 pm »
She gets the train back to her husband.

bikenerd

Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #21 on: 30 April, 2008, 09:05:42 pm »
The whole planet is nuked from orbit.

IanDG

  • The p*** artist formerly known as 'Windy'
    • the_dandg_rouleur
Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #22 on: 30 April, 2008, 09:07:29 pm »
buzz and woody make friends

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #23 on: 30 April, 2008, 09:07:35 pm »
The coach ends up balanced precariously over the edge of an alpine road.
Getting there...

Mrs Pingu

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Re: The ***SPOILER*** thread
« Reply #24 on: 30 April, 2008, 09:08:00 pm »
They get chased by the cops and drive off a cliff.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.