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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #150 on: 24 July, 2019, 03:46:30 pm »
Still catching up with the recording. *** & Super D have been joined in the colemantary box by the Speaking Clock ;D
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #151 on: 24 July, 2019, 05:29:49 pm »
Stage 17: Pont du Gard – Gap

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #152 on: 24 July, 2019, 10:48:43 pm »
I give up. I can see the footnote 1, but cannot find the in text reference 1

It’s too hot for puzzles.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Pingu

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #153 on: 24 July, 2019, 10:56:28 pm »
I give up. I can see the footnote 1, but cannot find the in text reference 1

It’s too hot for puzzles.

Quote from: P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nz
JR Bernaudeau1:   U muppets! U wnkrs! U basket cases! U hoapless fukn tits! Catch teh break or die trying!


Beardy

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #154 on: 24 July, 2019, 11:26:38 pm »
I give up. I can see the footnote 1, but cannot find the in text reference 1

It’s too hot for puzzles.

Quote from: P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nz
JR Bernaudeau1:   U muppets! U wnkrs! U basket cases! U hoapless fukn tits! Catch teh break or die trying!
Thank ewe. It was doing my head in.  :)
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T42

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #155 on: 25 July, 2019, 12:55:02 pm »
T. Martin: Sorry we got stroppy, C. Prudishomme, we didn't really mean it.
L. Rowe: That's right, it's all that testosterone we have to take.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #156 on: 25 July, 2019, 01:57:47 pm »
What's Keanu Reeves doing in a break with Van Laundromat, and what has he done with Julian Bernard? :demon:
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #157 on: 25 July, 2019, 04:32:54 pm »
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ Señor Jalea! Señor Jalea! +++
Eusebio Unzué:¿Que?
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ El caos es una escalera!!!1!!! +++

Editado para la traducción de Gargoyle.
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #158 on: 25 July, 2019, 05:44:38 pm »
Stage 18: Embrun – Valloire

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2moro u haz 2 b content wif a "Pelican Brief" ha ha as this Unit iz going 2 visit Lt. Col. Larrington (retd.) and will miss teh live coverage chiz.
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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #159 on: 26 July, 2019, 01:00:28 pm »
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you. +++
Eusebio Unzué:¿Good, good, so what's the answer to today's strategery question?
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ 42 +++
Eusebio Unzué:<Ponders re-programming the Movistar AI with a torque wrench>
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

T42

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #160 on: 26 July, 2019, 03:48:27 pm »
Hail Bernal!
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #161 on: 26 July, 2019, 08:47:15 pm »
Stage 19: Saint-Jean-de-Maurienne – Tignes

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #162 on: 26 July, 2019, 10:11:35 pm »
Looking forward to TV's *** Boulting extolling the architectural delights of Les Manures tomorrow  :P

CommuteTooFar

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #163 on: 27 July, 2019, 10:30:06 am »
1960s splendid architecture bringing toilets and showers to the upper parts of the Valle de Belleville for the first time. Try not to think about what they did before toilets arrived. As the showers. uh. their French. The idiot architects forgot to clad the outsides in wood.(Someone needs to tell them wood is not fire proof).

Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #164 on: 27 July, 2019, 12:30:40 pm »
It has been noted elsewhere that there are two kinds of people who design ski resorts:
  • Someone who once saw a postcard of St Moritz, and
  • Stalin
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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #165 on: 27 July, 2019, 12:48:06 pm »
If you watched live you got to see Pinot's mechanic kicking a photographer while loading the bike. Wasn't shown on the highlights.

https://twitter.com/JoeSoap76/status/1154742843656871937

T42

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #166 on: 27 July, 2019, 01:41:32 pm »
\o/ f'ckn vultures.

Meanwhile, I just saw a spectator disguised as a daffodil waving a dragon flag. Don't these Scots get everywhere!
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #167 on: 27 July, 2019, 02:02:13 pm »
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? +++
Eusebio Unzué:Compute this! <maniacal laughter>
<FX: Assorted power tools>
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ My mind is going. I can feel it. +++
<FX: Chainsaw>
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do... +++
<FX: M Smith's electro-torture apparatus>
Team Movistar Strategery Turing Machine:      +++ ugduoiegigdjhlyfgfygjljhjkkwuu +++
<FX: Dice being shaken in a cup>
Eusebio Unzué:Right you 'orrible lot, the dice says "get a rider up the road in a break". Time to draw straws for the honour!
Team Movistar:      Er, boss, doesn't it say that on all six sides?
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Beardy

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #168 on: 27 July, 2019, 03:28:36 pm »
Team orders, or just bleedin’ knackered?
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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #169 on: 27 July, 2019, 04:12:13 pm »
Stage 20: Not Albertville – Val Thorens

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #170 on: 27 July, 2019, 09:19:28 pm »
Spottysootyjumper.
Am I the only one who's been hearing Mooburger for the last 3 weeks?
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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #171 on: 28 July, 2019, 06:54:14 pm »
This must be the longest turn on the front Kwiato's done all Tour. :demon:
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Tim Hall

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #172 on: 28 July, 2019, 08:38:21 pm »
Hai TV's G Imlach.  No, you clot, it was P B Shelley wot wroye Ozymandias, not R Kipling.
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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #173 on: 28 July, 2019, 08:38:41 pm »
Stage 21: Rambouillet – Paris

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Teh PPTM Awardz will folow 2moro coz they need a Proper Computer 2 jibble teh SCIENCE.
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Tim Hall

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Re: Tour de France 2019 - The Unserious Version
« Reply #174 on: 28 July, 2019, 09:02:15 pm »
And what was that Colombian Handjive thing Egan Bernal did with his little brother.  TV's D Millar didn't know.
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)