Author Topic: A random thread for food things that don't really warrant a thread of their own  (Read 513738 times)

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary

Proper doughnuts have centres of hole[1], as any fule knows.


The bits which are punched out to make the holes are all shipped to Canuckistan and sold as "Timbits".  Trufax.
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Kim is confusing doughnuts and donuts. Different things entirely (even before we consider the motorcycle variety).
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Because the crook-backed anarchists in the pay of the ABSINTHE-SOCIALIST always write "BOMB" on bombs.  I think it's something to do with ISO9000.

ISO 9001, I'll have you know
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
I am spoilt about bread as Kosher bakers do a good line in proper dark rye bread amongst other things.

Being raised without much Chorleywood pap bread has its advantages.

Every trip to scandianvia has strict instructions to bring back decent rye bread, dark as possible, and as T42 notes, nice low GI for us pancreatically challenged.
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Because the crook-backed anarchists in the pay of the ABSINTHE-SOCIALIST always write "BOMB" on bombs.  I think it's something to do with ISO9000.

ISO 9001, I'll have you know

I must have fallen asleep before the n+1 thing.
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
I am spoilt about bread as Kosher bakers do a good line in proper dark rye bread amongst other things.

Being raised without much Chorleywood pap bread has its advantages.

Every trip to scandianvia has strict instructions to bring back decent rye bread, dark as possible, and as T42 notes, nice low GI for us pancreatically challenged.

A bio shop near us gets it in fresh every Friday.  They have excellent 100% chocolate too.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

The food waste bin (caddy) is having a holiday from the kitchen to outside the back door in this hot weather...
Cycle and recycle.   SS Wilson

Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen

Proper doughnuts have centres of hole[1], as any fule knows.


The bits which are punched out to make the holes are all shipped to Canuckistan and sold as "Timbits".  Trufax.
<winces>
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
I just took a spoonful of coleslaw from a pot in the fridge.

It was fizzy.

 :sick: :sick: :sick:



I guess it has been sitting around longer than I realised.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
I just took a spoonful of coleslaw from a pot in the fridge.
It was fizzy.
 :sick: :sick: :sick:
I guess it has been sitting around longer than I realised.

I think the 'cold chain' is not always working as it should in this weather.

Fridges and freezers are not all cooling as much as they should and stuff warms up fast when out of any active chiller.

Your slaw might not have been that old.

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
It's given me an idea though - I could set up a stall in Borough Market selling fermented coleslaw at £5 a pot to hipsters.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Salad version of kimchee  ;D

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Wowbagger

  • Stout dipper
    • Stuff mostly about weather
Quote from: Dez
It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Toblerone reverts to old bar style.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44910195

Just as well. I found the new bar hard to handle.

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Four double-yolkers in one carton of eggs?  :o

Think I'll buy a lottery ticket this weekend.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Four double-yolkers in one carton of eggs?  :o

Think I'll buy a lottery ticket this weekend.

Name please!

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Merevale free-range eggs from Tesco - the same ones we usually buy, nothing special. We have had the occasional double-yolker before but I don't recall ever finding more than one in a single carton.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
I don't think I've had a double-yolker since I was a kid and I'm 60 now.
Maybe I should buy posher eggs!

cygnet

  • I'm part of the association
Younger chicks/hens IIRC, and then shine light at them

https://youtu.be/YoLdOEy5zvA
I Said, I've Got A Big Stick

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Next-door's fig tree is dropping some of its ripe fruit on our side of the fence.

Fresh figs are very nice!

menthel

  • Jim is my real, actual name
So my eating this evening of a Paris-Brest has bought into perspective how unlikely I am to ride its namesake bicycle event.

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
The vast majority are in sock drawers.

It is unlikely to get so hot that the chocolate melts.

All the socks are clean and all eggs are wrapped in shiny foil.

Most socks are dark...

ETA (12.00 29/4/18) We are now down to two undiscovered clutches...
(17.00 29/4/18) He has found the last two clutches!

I must have miscounted.

David found a clutch on Sunday (near his swimming trunks), which we ate today.

They had not melted, 'bloomed' or damaged the trunks.
They were still edible.

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
just checked on the Bunnahabhain website, only £6 shipping, which means I can get a couple of bottles shipped from my island tour next week back to my dad's rather than weighing myself down with them for 400km
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens