Author Topic: Clipless moment.  (Read 1805 times)

FatBloke

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Clipless moment.
« on: 17 October, 2008, 11:20:24 am »
It had to happen eventually, and roughly 5 years since the last one, I had a clipless moment yesterday!   :-[

Like all clipless moments I had an audience of about 20 other cyclists who watched me pull up at a junction and then gracelessly topple into the stinging nettles on the verge.  :'(

They were very good. Very little sniggering and some concern for my health.

Anyhow, very little damage to me or the bike (slight tear in bar tape) but I now have the most impressive chainring tattoo on my leg!!    8) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:



How cool is that!!!??   ;D
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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #1 on: 17 October, 2008, 11:22:25 am »
Ooh ya daft sod!  But that is impressive.  Bet ya hope it scars... ;)
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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #2 on: 17 October, 2008, 11:27:05 am »
F******ck. That's mental - I'm almost jealous!  :)

Make sure you keep it clean, those little puncture points look nasty.

Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #3 on: 17 October, 2008, 11:32:20 am »
Ouch!  Looks like your chainring might be worn out.

Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #4 on: 17 October, 2008, 11:33:26 am »
did you squeal like a schoolgirl as you realised what was about to happen? :)

Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #5 on: 17 October, 2008, 11:41:48 am »
I would have larfed like a loon if I had been there.  :thumbsup:
You want to put some beer on that.  ::-)

Wowbagger

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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #6 on: 17 October, 2008, 11:45:24 am »
Did you tell the Council to come and mend the road? ;)
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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #7 on: 19 October, 2008, 01:12:06 am »
It looks like you've been fettling.

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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #8 on: 22 October, 2008, 11:42:08 pm »
Impressive!
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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #9 on: 23 October, 2008, 05:48:34 am »
Every negative has a positive  :thumbsup:

Lovely CTC leg there too  ;D

clarion

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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #10 on: 23 October, 2008, 09:21:24 am »
How are the scars coming along?
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donpedro

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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #11 on: 23 October, 2008, 02:43:30 pm »
It had to happen eventually, and roughly 5 years since the last one, I had a clipless moment yesterday!   :-[

Like all clipless moments I had an audience of about 20 other cyclists who watched me pull up at a junction and then gracelessly topple into the stinging nettles on the verge.  :'(

They were very good. Very little sniggering and some concern for my health.

Anyhow, very little damage to me or the bike (slight tear in bar tape) but I now have the most impressive chainring tattoo on my leg!!    8) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
How cool is that!!!??   ;D

Hope your are all right! But a real Maasai warrior would gladly rub fresh cow dung on it to get some propper scaring goin'! ;D


 
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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #12 on: 23 October, 2008, 03:47:48 pm »
I have come out in sympathy :o :o :o


Woke up with a sore leg this morning.  On examining it I have a line of teethmarks, with embedded oil, up the back of my calf.

I don't recall any accidents when out riding yesterday ???

Jacomus

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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #13 on: 23 October, 2008, 04:19:58 pm »
I have come out in sympathy :o :o :o



What does Mrs Nutty think about this! :o
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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #14 on: 23 October, 2008, 04:23:50 pm »
I have come out in sympathy :o :o :o



What does Mrs Nutty think about this! :o


Well, he does have a thing for leather(s)....


...so she may have guessed already!   ;D
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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #15 on: 23 October, 2008, 11:47:28 pm »
Darlings!!!!!


..errrrr, sorry, I meant Gits!

Jaded

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Re: Clipless moment.
« Reply #16 on: 24 October, 2008, 12:38:40 am »
It's not really the kind of story that will get you onto TRAT now, is it.  ::-)
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