In what has now become a reoccuring theme Ted has hogged the limelight by wetting the bed to be up earlier than the birds to write up last nights ride report.....
Myself, OD, Andy C33 and Oaky assembled at Spa Rd awaiting Huggy's arrival who then sent a text through to say an early visitation and I think general laziness to change it would prevent him from setting off with us!
So off we went on the long 8 mile trek up and over Great Braxted to arrive in Maldon, myself and Oaky treating ourselves to a little two man chaingang sweeping up Tippers at the top of Market Hill. Already at The Tap Room were Jen and the Danbury Dogger.
Having entered and ordered some pints of Rocking Horse People Jibber rocked up, closely followed by Tomsk out of the drizzle to join us whereby the brewery and Tap Room owner came over and introduced himself and the conversation ranged from Dogging to OD's epic week long trip next year!
Off we departed at last orders (9pm) to make the short
ride walk to The Carpenters where we set about sampling some of their range of ales before Ted arrived having been nudged up Market Hill by a bus..... A prompt inadequate job by Ted of getting the next round in equated to an upset OD missing out on his G&T.....
Luckily The Quaffer saved the day
Things then went downhill rapidly as OD started abusing poor Oaky who ended up with a faceful of said G&T as well as lemon devil horns, this duly got rid of two different sets of people located on the table behind our group
As Ted contemplated his long journey back to the Crowne Plaza, no one else took the vote on venturing down the BRT with the voice of reason Tomsk clearly stating 'no' he would be sticking to the roads tonight! (It has been noted via Strava that both OD and Oaky survived the said trip)
Another fantastic entertaining evening I just hope Ted got the hired fixie back ok this morning after being embarrassingly shown up by Tomsk on the departure down Market Hill (best quit whilst your ahead mate
)