Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Jaded on 12 August, 2022, 12:16:33 am
I'm not on strike.
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: orienteer on 12 August, 2022, 11:46:54 am
Holding the deadwoman's handle.
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 12 August, 2022, 12:45:19 pm
Welcome aboard the 23:59 Greater British Rail service from Bad to Worse. We will be calling at Catastrophe Central, Disaster Junction and Annihilation Road. First class is at the front of the train and standard class is lying on the tracks. A trolley service will be coming through the train, selling a variety of hot and cold toxins, franchised emetics and arsenic powders. We hope you enjoy travelling with us.
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Lightning Phil on 12 August, 2022, 10:02:34 pm
Driver banned for using camera whilst driving.
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: CommuteTooFar on 12 August, 2022, 10:28:10 pm
Just before the crash
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: JellyLegs on 12 August, 2022, 10:34:39 pm
The perfect argument for driverless trains?
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Basil on 12 August, 2022, 10:46:48 pm
Smug.
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: meddyg on 13 August, 2022, 01:51:47 pm
Yes, it's ME !
Driving a TRAIN !
What do you say now, Mr so-called 'President' Putin ! ?
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: slowfen on 13 August, 2022, 04:39:47 pm
Knob onna stick
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: sprogs on 15 August, 2022, 07:16:10 pm
I am the Fat Controller ! Every time I pull this lever you and your family will become thinner !
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 15 August, 2022, 07:17:42 pm
Say cheese!
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Wobbly John on 18 August, 2022, 03:35:57 pm
The inside of a Dalek...
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Canardly on 18 August, 2022, 03:55:19 pm
Punch and Judy show now controlled by expert.
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: rogerzilla on 19 August, 2022, 02:55:20 pm
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52296292863_cecc7c585a_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2nFfaTM)Train_wreck_at_Montparnasse_1895 (https://flic.kr/p/2nFfaTM) by rogerzilla (https://www.flickr.com/photos/41286375@N07/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 19 August, 2022, 03:05:18 pm
Grant Shapps announces all rail passengers to have compulsory registration, third-party insurance and hi-viz jackets, as well as lights while waiting on platforms.
Title: Re: Caption it #1981
Post by: Mr Larrington on 19 August, 2022, 05:11:52 pm