Author Topic: Caption it #1981  (Read 2160 times)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #1981
« on: 11 August, 2022, 10:48:10 pm »




Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #1 on: 12 August, 2022, 12:16:33 am »
I'm not on strike.
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #2 on: 12 August, 2022, 11:46:54 am »
Holding the deadwoman's handle.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #3 on: 12 August, 2022, 12:45:19 pm »
Welcome aboard the 23:59 Greater British Rail service from Bad to Worse. We will be calling at Catastrophe Central, Disaster Junction and Annihilation Road. First class is at the front of the train and standard class is lying on the tracks. A trolley service will be coming through the train, selling a variety of hot and cold toxins, franchised emetics and arsenic powders. We hope you enjoy travelling with us.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #4 on: 12 August, 2022, 10:02:34 pm »
Driver banned for using camera whilst driving.

CommuteTooFar

  • Inadequate Randonneur
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #5 on: 12 August, 2022, 10:28:10 pm »
Just before the crash

Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #6 on: 12 August, 2022, 10:34:39 pm »
The perfect argument for driverless trains?

Basil

  • Um....err......oh bugger!
  • Help me!
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #7 on: 12 August, 2022, 10:46:48 pm »
Smug.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #8 on: 13 August, 2022, 01:51:47 pm »
Yes, it's ME !

Driving a TRAIN !

What do you say now, Mr so-called 'President' Putin ! ?

Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #9 on: 13 August, 2022, 04:39:47 pm »


Knob onna stick

sprogs

  • from your big sister, Steve.
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #10 on: 15 August, 2022, 07:16:10 pm »
I am the Fat Controller !
Every time I pull this lever you and your family will become thinner !

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #11 on: 15 August, 2022, 07:17:42 pm »
Say cheese!
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #12 on: 18 August, 2022, 03:35:57 pm »
The inside of a Dalek...
If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is...

Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #13 on: 18 August, 2022, 03:55:19 pm »
Punch and Judy show now controlled by expert.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #14 on: 19 August, 2022, 02:55:20 pm »
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #15 on: 19 August, 2022, 03:05:18 pm »
Grant Shapps announces all rail passengers to have compulsory registration, third-party insurance and hi-viz jackets, as well as lights while waiting on platforms.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption it #1981
« Reply #16 on: 19 August, 2022, 05:11:52 pm »
All the fault of ASLEF, claims Corinne Stockheath
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime