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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1125 on: 29 June, 2022, 11:18:13 am »
"Manucure":
man.u.cure
manucure
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1127 on: 30 June, 2022, 11:29:26 pm »
Someone on our local Nextdoor is asking if anyone has a spare stargate they no longer need.
To stop the dog going upstairs apparently.

"Woof!  Woof-woof! Woooof!" *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* *woosh* *blissful silence*


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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1128 on: 30 June, 2022, 11:46:04 pm »
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ElyDave

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1129 on: 01 July, 2022, 05:39:19 am »
And among the things you can have in the comfort of your own hovel, courtesy of “home services app” Wecasa, is a “manucure”.

A sh!t shining service?
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T42

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1130 on: 01 July, 2022, 01:11:17 pm »
And among the things you can have in the comfort of your own hovel, courtesy of “home services app” Wecasa, is a “manucure”.

French spelling, that.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1131 on: 04 July, 2022, 03:20:00 pm »
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Campbeltown lifeboat station will see the installation of their new birthing pontoon this month.
:D :D :D
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1132 on: 04 July, 2022, 07:52:18 pm »
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Campbeltown lifeboat station will see the installation of their new birthing pontoon this month.
:D :D :D

I fed that into DALL-E mini, but it couldn't work out where to put the stirrups.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1133 on: 23 July, 2022, 05:50:14 pm »
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JONAS VINGEGAARD: "SINCE LAST YEAR, I BELEIVED I COULD WIN THE TOUR"

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1134 on: 31 July, 2022, 10:20:25 pm »
A bike for sale, with "Two slow punchers".

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1135 on: 19 September, 2022, 03:44:52 pm »
Stain the luvverly fluffy white towels here instead of using the provided black cloth to wipe your sump oil infused paws?  You will occur a $25 fine!
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1136 on: 22 September, 2022, 08:55:43 pm »


Nicked from Facebook...

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1137 on: 22 September, 2022, 08:57:29 pm »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

I suspect fakery, or else a mischievous operator of the printer in the supermarket, but still made me burst out laughing.
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1138 on: 22 September, 2022, 11:13:46 pm »
Over-reliance on the spillchucker seems plausible.  Regardless, criminalised onion is what it's called now.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1139 on: 02 October, 2022, 02:16:25 pm »
Blurb for an "investor event" of a company making devices to treat atrial fibrillation refers consistently to "hearth rhythm management".  :D
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1140 on: 27 November, 2022, 09:35:56 pm »
The news ticker wossname at the bottom of the BBC News Channel is telling us:

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China Covid protests widen after 10 people killed in appartment block fire

 :facepalm:
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T42

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1141 on: 28 November, 2022, 11:21:14 am »
The news ticker wossname at the bottom of the BBC News Channel is telling us:

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China Covid protests widen after 10 people killed in appartment block fire

 :facepalm:

Which is almost OK in French though it lacks an E in the middle.

In general, having to spell any word that has a double letter in English or French has me havering, since what's OK in the one may not be in the other and these days I'm hard put to remember which.

ISTR an excellent film called L'Appartement.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1142 on: 01 December, 2022, 05:37:43 pm »
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For years, women and non-binary people have battled society’s gender stereotypes, ridiculed for having wearing men’s clothes, having cropped air or appearing like a ‘tomboy’.
The air was so thick, you could have cut it with a number 1 clipper.
 :D
https://www.bristol247.com/lgbtq/news-lgbtq/reclaiming-butch-a-new-night-for-dancing-freely-and-letting-go/
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1143 on: 01 December, 2022, 07:25:29 pm »
Proofreading's a bit slack, too.

offcumden

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1144 on: 01 December, 2022, 07:36:44 pm »
In general, having to spell any word that has a double letter in English or French has me havering, since what's OK in the one may not be in the other and these days I'm hard put to remember which.

Yes. Brittany and Britannia always have me pondering (hope I've got them right !?)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1145 on: 01 December, 2022, 08:56:02 pm »
Proofreading's a bit slack, too.
Ha! I'd totally missed the "having wearing". Brain's a funny thing with words. I'm not convinced the 24/7 actually employ a proofreader though.
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1146 on: 18 December, 2022, 04:10:58 pm »
This isn't the first time I've seen someone mis-spelling 'meter' as 'metre' recently[1], but it's probably the most gratuitous:

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1604492911357399042


[1] The last one was a Leftpondian trying too hard.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1147 on: 18 December, 2022, 04:20:15 pm »
There are times when I'm required to write in Leftpondian and get caught out by the words that don't use -ize for -ise, like advertisement. I think the UK/US distinction has only become so definitive relatively recently and many people apply it overly rigidly, leading to mistakes like metre for meter.
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1148 on: 18 December, 2022, 04:29:28 pm »
There are times when I'm required to write in Leftpondian and get caught out by the words that don't use -ize for -ise, like advertisement.

Interestingly, that's the one that I get caught out by too.  Somehow I'm mostly able to think of a Color as being a different thing to a colour, and never confuse a [floppy] disk with a [compact] disc or a [computer] program with a [television] programme.  But my BRANE still insists that a StringTokeniser should be a thing.

I've recently been working on adding features to CrossMgr, and have just about got the hang of 'License' as a noun.

Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1149 on: 18 December, 2022, 04:33:00 pm »
There are times when I'm required to write in Leftpondian and get caught out by the words that don't use -ize for -ise, like advertisement. I think the UK/US distinction has only become so definitive relatively recently and many people apply it overly rigidly, leading to mistakes like metre for meter.

Absolutely. Ize is the traditional, old-school, Shakespeare and Dickens, still-found-in-the-OED-as-preferred formation. Ise is the Johnny-come-lately variant, based on an incorrect assumption of a French derivation. Ize was in The Times' editorial style guide as the 'correct' form until about 30 years ago.

"It's American and therefore a terrible pollution of British purity" used to be the preserve of the green-inked letter to the editor. In a world where flat-Earthers, moon-landing deniers and antivaxers are on the rise, it's probably not surprising that angrily failing to grasp etymology and blaming the nonexistent problem on the Americans is on the rise too.