As those who have met me may have noticed, I carry a Lot of "Built in Insulation". I'm the "Fat bloke behind the fat lad at the back". I also have, as a result of BRANE DAMMIDGE, a knackered Pituitary gland, Diabetes Insipidus. I can't hold water in cos' lack of Hormone production.
26 C is too Hot for me to be outside, unless there's a cooling breeze.
Yestiddy, 26 C, I had to get outside, couldn't walk, too hot to cycle.
Enter "Jasper". 1979 Motobecane Mobylette 40T. (Jasper because it's Blue, a moped and quite Funky). Created a nice, effortless breeze all the way to Sprogs house, about 3 miles. Did KOFFIE, went to the shop and set off home. I went the scenic route, 8 miles instead of 3, and even at such a low speed there were Bugs in m' teeth.