Recently fettled retro-tastic Marin Bear Valley ca 1996,
Tyres kindly donated by Crinkly Lion
. Much sportier than the 2.5" baloons they replaced.
Mudguards bodged from bits lying about, and a lot of zip ties.
Chain on big ring? Cranks in line with frame? Labels on tyres in line with valves? Everybody happy?
If you look even more closely (and I know who you are), you'll see the results of a cheap 'n' nasty powder coat job about three years ago.
EDIT: And before anyone says anything, just let me nip out to the garage and adjust the curvature of the front mudguard.