For you nerdy cat lovers ... a cat bed

[woollypigs]

now you will never have the problem of a cat laying on top of your keyboard and it helps you to have a clean desk too , so it is really a 2 in 1 deal this

http://gizmodo.com/378992/cat-desktop-bed-is-a-good-idea-but-cats-will-never-go-for-it

[Mrs Pingu]

Yebbut the point is to lie in the place of maximum inconvenience! 

[woollypigs]

Mrs Pingu are you a cat ?

[Elleigh]

 it looks like a filing tray   I'd never get Salam to lie in a filing tray, no matter how comfy it is!

[Mrs Pingu]

Mrs Pingu are you a cat ?

No, but I'm sitting here killing my posture by trying to use the laptop balanced on the arm of the chair while my cat monopolises my lap, a la:

[peliroja]

Awww. The above is what our (usually) very anti-social cat, Buster, does to Woolly whenever we visit my mum and dad's. The effect he (Woolly) has on him (Buster) is quite extraordinary. 

[woollypigs]

yeah I was told that Buster do not like other people and tend to fight everyone. I can barely sit down before he comes and take over my lap, to the very annoyance of Peliroja

[Adam]

That cat bed was clearly designed by a dog owner.  Any cat owner knows a cat would never use something specifically made for them. 

[rogerzilla]

I attract cats in the street.  Maybe I smell of cat food.

[Velvet]

I attract cats in the street.  Maybe I smell of cat food.

It's more likely they're attracted to a) the au d'rodent from the cycling jacket that's not been washed since the last kip under a hedge mid-audax, or b) wafting smell of cheese from the shoes.

Cats adore cheese almost as much as mice

[rogerzilla]

There goes my animal-magnetism theory.

[MSeries]

There goes my animal-magnetism theory.

Pussy magnet

[spesh]

There goes my animal-magnetism theory.

Quite so. You must be in heat.