Gah, last week I happened to be awake on Monday morning between five and six, and I was listening to Radio 5.
The news came on, then the sport, and apparently it was the last day of the transfer window. And not much had happened.
Which they must have mentioned about another five times in that hour - FFS. Even when I cared about football, transfers was the dullest part of the whole thing, and anyone who gave a fuck would already know what had happened, so repeatedly reporting that nothing much of interest has happened is just taking the piss, especially when the subject is of no interest anyway.
I should have turned over to Farming Today.