Author Topic: You know you're middle aged when  (Read 198242 times)

T42

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1450 on: 14 October, 2023, 09:24:17 am »
When your son turns 50 and complains of arthritis.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1451 on: 15 October, 2023, 05:39:49 pm »
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Solve the Dyson problem by getting a cleaner...cordless Vax blade thing that, from my occasional forays into cleaning ...certainly gets a lot more stuff out of the carpet than the cleaner and her Henry.
Ermm.  That rather suggests the whole, "Get a cleaner" thing isn't quite working as you might expect?

I'm guessing the "my occasional forays" bit may be key to understanding why the cleaner is more satisfying and effective, even if they don't suck quite as hard.

The cleaner is called Karen and the vacuum is Henry. Hth!

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1452 on: 15 October, 2023, 09:44:57 pm »
You know you're middle aged when you get that joke :-)

I spend a lot of time at work with the youngsters looking confused and pityingly at me and similar aged colleagues when we make comments like that.

I think a bit older than actual middle aged

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1453 on: 02 November, 2023, 04:06:36 pm »
When there is a request for "someone young" to lift a heavy object out of a car boot and you realize that, in context, that means you.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1454 on: 02 November, 2023, 04:55:23 pm »
When there is a request for "someone young" to lift a heavy object out of a car boot and you realize that, in context, that means you.
I think you are middle aged when it is you that is making the request.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1455 on: 02 November, 2023, 05:18:59 pm »
When there is a request for "someone young" to lift a heavy object out of a car boot and you realize that, in context, that means you.
I think you are middle aged when it is you that is making the request.
The person making the request was well into her 70s.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1456 on: 02 November, 2023, 05:24:04 pm »
I seem to find myself asking people to 'do some manly lifting' and/or 'apply a bit of ham-fisted monkey-force to that' a lot more in recent years.  I think my arms are getting noodly.

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1457 on: 02 November, 2023, 09:03:39 pm »
I think I've said it or something similar already somewhere in this thread, this thread's title should be "You know you're past middle aged when".

 ;D

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1458 on: 03 November, 2023, 12:25:46 am »
I seem to find myself asking people to 'do some manly lifting' and/or 'apply a bit of ham-fisted monkey-force to that' a lot more in recent years.  I think my arms are getting noodly.

Kim has noodly appendages?  :o
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T42

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1459 on: 03 November, 2023, 07:15:29 am »
I seem to find myself asking people to 'do some manly lifting' and/or 'apply a bit of ham-fisted monkey-force to that' a lot more in recent years.  I think my arms are getting noodly.

Wait until you buy something that weighs ~5 kg and they offer to carry it out to your car. :(
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1460 on: 03 November, 2023, 10:01:30 am »
Three days of squat focused work in the gym and my thighs feel as if I'm in my 80s...
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1461 on: 03 November, 2023, 10:30:17 am »
I have a VAX model 121, purchased in 1989 that is still going strong.

Others just DOS round the house

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1462 on: 03 November, 2023, 11:40:11 am »
I seem to find myself asking people to 'do some manly lifting' and/or 'apply a bit of ham-fisted monkey-force to that' a lot more in recent years.  I think my arms are getting noodly.

Kim has noodly appendages?  :o

All hail they and their noodly appendages!
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1463 on: 03 November, 2023, 12:34:51 pm »
I seem to find myself asking people to 'do some manly lifting' and/or 'apply a bit of ham-fisted monkey-force to that' a lot more in recent years.  I think my arms are getting noodly.

Wait until you buy something that weighs ~5 kg and they offer to carry it out to your car. :(

That happened when I bought our (subject of rants passim) microwave.  I took great delight in telling them that I'd come by bicycle.

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1464 on: 03 November, 2023, 12:47:54 pm »
I seem to find myself asking people to 'do some manly lifting' and/or 'apply a bit of ham-fisted monkey-force to that' a lot more in recent years.  I think my arms are getting noodly.

Wait until you buy something that weighs ~5 kg and they offer to carry it out to your car. :(

That happened when I bought our (subject of rants passim) microwave. I took great delight in telling them that I'd come by bicycle.

Adapted for the noodly appendages?
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1465 on: 03 November, 2023, 12:52:57 pm »
I seem to find myself asking people to 'do some manly lifting' and/or 'apply a bit of ham-fisted monkey-force to that' a lot more in recent years.  I think my arms are getting noodly.

Wait until you buy something that weighs ~5 kg and they offer to carry it out to your car. :(

That happened when I bought our (subject of rants passim) microwave.  I took great delight in telling them that I'd come by bicycle.
I remember someone otp, I'm afraid I can't remember who, saying that next time shop staff offered to "carry it to your car for you", they'd accept and just keep them walking till they reached their car, which was of course parked in front of their house at the time.
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T42

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1466 on: 04 November, 2023, 07:25:10 am »
This seems appropriate:



Jesus, missus, did you say the white car?
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1467 on: 07 November, 2023, 06:26:18 pm »
Middle-aged people in the past looked like old people today.
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Just a few days before New Year’s Eve in 2019, as a world-altering pandemic was silently brewing, former baseball pitcher Brandon McCarthy tweeted, “this is nonsense but did people in the past look older when they were younger?” The floodgates were opened, with Twitter users sharing old photos of their mature-looking parents accompanied by a shockingly young age. A balding man looking not unlike George W. Bush during his presidency was 23. A woman with a haircut now associated with the elderly is said to be in her 40s. A man hugging a child clearly looks to be in his 70s… but he is only 45 in the photo, and the child is his son.

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/critical-thinking-history-general-science/we-used-look-older
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1468 on: 07 November, 2023, 06:33:46 pm »
Twenty year-olds in cavalry twill trousers.  It really happened.  I was there.

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1469 on: 07 November, 2023, 06:52:28 pm »
Middle-aged people in the past looked like old people today.
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Just a few days before New Year’s Eve in 2019, as a world-altering pandemic was silently brewing, former baseball pitcher Brandon McCarthy tweeted, “this is nonsense but did people in the past look older when they were younger?” The floodgates were opened, with Twitter users sharing old photos of their mature-looking parents accompanied by a shockingly young age. A balding man looking not unlike George W. Bush during his presidency was 23. A woman with a haircut now associated with the elderly is said to be in her 40s. A man hugging a child clearly looks to be in his 70s… but he is only 45 in the photo, and the child is his son.

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/critical-thinking-history-general-science/we-used-look-older

1980s footballers aging badly, anyone?  :D

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1470 on: 07 November, 2023, 06:53:52 pm »
Twenty year-olds in cavalry twill trousers.  It really happened.  I was there.

Peter, how many times do you have to be told not to hang around the Conservative Party conference :demon:
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1471 on: 07 November, 2023, 07:04:06 pm »
But I observe - I do not and never have, and never will, wear! ;)

T42

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Re: You know you're a decrepit old fart when
« Reply #1472 on: 05 December, 2023, 02:35:27 pm »
When you reach the podiatrist's in good time for your appointment and realise that the 3 pairs of shoes he asked you to bring are still in the car, 10 minutes' walk away.  :facepalm:

Allasame, I managed to do it in both directions in time.

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1473 on: 05 December, 2023, 03:48:40 pm »
I was at a concert last night & I'm pretty sure I was the youngest member of the audience !     I don't think the younger generation really dig chamber music....
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1474 on: 05 December, 2023, 04:36:59 pm »


I saw this and thought of this topic.

Ouch!

But the good news is that I cannot develop early onset dementia.   It's far too late for 'early onset'.
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