Quote from: T42 on 21 January, 2021, 08:45:01 amOne blow of its wing...Well - what does happen when you blow a swan's wing?
One blow of its wing...
Kim, you are very bad!
Quote from: Giraffe on 21 January, 2021, 02:26:18 pmQuote from: T42 on 21 January, 2021, 08:45:01 amOne blow of its wing...Well - what does happen when you blow a swan's wing?It goes into a flat spin and crashes. And then breaks your arm.
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 21 January, 2021, 06:21:19 pmQuote from: Giraffe on 21 January, 2021, 02:26:18 pmQuote from: T42 on 21 January, 2021, 08:45:01 amOne blow of its wing...Well - what does happen when you blow a swan's wing?It goes into a flat spin and crashes. And then breaks your arm.And then you get locked up in the Tower pending your head-dechopment. Causing a swan to crash is TREASON against HMtheQ!
The only two companies that still observe the tradition of owning swans on the Thames are the Worshipful Companies of Vintners and Dyers. The Royal swans are no longer marked, but an unmarked mute swan on the Thames is regarded as belonging to the Queen by default. The Queen still maintains an officially-appointed Swan Keeper, and the ceremony still takes place on the Monday of the third week in July.The Queen has a prerogative over all swans in England and Wales. The Swan Keeper also despatches swans all over the world, sent as gifts in the Queens name.
Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 January, 2021, 08:06:27 pmQuote from: Mr Larrington on 21 January, 2021, 06:21:19 pmQuote from: Giraffe on 21 January, 2021, 02:26:18 pmQuote from: T42 on 21 January, 2021, 08:45:01 amOne blow of its wing...Well - what does happen when you blow a swan's wing?It goes into a flat spin and crashes. And then breaks your arm.And then you get locked up in the Tower pending your head-dechopment. Causing a swan to crash is TREASON against HMtheQ!Does that apply to all swans found in BRITAIN or just the non-migratory ones?
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 21 January, 2021, 08:35:47 pmQuote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 January, 2021, 08:06:27 pmQuote from: Mr Larrington on 21 January, 2021, 06:21:19 pmQuote from: Giraffe on 21 January, 2021, 02:26:18 pmQuote from: T42 on 21 January, 2021, 08:45:01 amOne blow of its wing...Well - what does happen when you blow a swan's wing?It goes into a flat spin and crashes. And then breaks your arm.And then you get locked up in the Tower pending your head-dechopment. Causing a swan to crash is TREASON against HMtheQ!Does that apply to all swans found in BRITAIN or just the non-migratory ones?Asking for a friend, are you?
I completely agree with Reg.
Covid-19 cancels competition for tossers.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-55752712
Quote from: Guy on 22 January, 2021, 11:29:10 amCovid-19 cancels competition for tossers.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-55752712Biscuits? They look like scones to me.
Quote from: T42 on 22 January, 2021, 01:27:05 pmQuote from: Guy on 22 January, 2021, 11:29:10 amCovid-19 cancels competition for tossers.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-55752712Biscuits? They look like scones to me.Proper Dorset Knobs aren't actually biscuits as they are thrice baked.Good for little more than acting as anchors for model boats or flogging to gullible tourists.
I considered this one for the 'motorised morons' thread, but it IS East Grinstead, that beacon of rational thoughthttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink/news/mcdonald-s-customer-called-police-after-showing-up-too-late-for-drive-thru-breakfast/ar-BB1d2rOX?ocid=msedgntp
An angry McDonald’s called the police after arriving too late for a drive-thru breakfast at a branch in West Sussex.
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/man-filmed-sitting-toilet-bristol-5011935
From Clydebank...man doesn't win the lottery.
