First, an easy (?) run up to Burnhope Reservoir. This is at the south-west end of the dam wall. The little ramp in front is about 1:4, whatever the OS map says (it'll be averaged over the whole hill, not just the bit you can see). 426m ASL.
Now for the big one - an assault on the Langdon Beck road from St John's Chapel, armed only with a silly folding bike and a 45" gear. This is vaguely ominous, and it's at the bottom. There's a 30mph headwind, which means I have to pedal even on the little downhill bits - are are they just false flats?
It's a
fairly easy drag up to the cattle grid, and I didn't have to stop for a breather. However, this is only a smidgen of the way up.
Now it gets hard. I needed about three stops to calm my heart rate before getting this far:
An enlargement shows how long this climb really is:
Audax Australia bottle courtesy of VeloYellow and SandyV.
Finally, after four more stops and a brief period when I was riding a unicycle (couldn't keep the front wheel down), the summit, 627m ASL. The gradient sign behind says 17%, although at some points it's much steeper and at others it's flat or (maybe) slightly downhill.
You can keep your Yad Moss
The wind was so strong that I was able to pedal my 80" top gear all the way down the other side into Teesdale.