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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1925 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:01:57 am »
Alan Green is nauseating enough but him and Danny Mills together is like listening to the ballsports equivalent of Farage and Gove.  :sick:
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1926 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:04:16 am »
Every cynically opportunist Labour shadow cabinet minister who has taken the opportunity to ram the knife into Jeremy's back.

What these self-serving scrotes forget is that it's the members who give Jeremy his mandate and not them.

Politicians are uber twats and utter bastards aren't they?
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HTFB

  • The Monkey and the Plywood Violin
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1927 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:30:59 am »
I disagree, but POBI is that way->

Let's keep this thread to individuals, not principles. For yesterday I'm going with Boris "Johnson" Johnson, wanting to lead the country from his Telegraph column but not doing his elected job in the debate in Parliament.
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sojournermike

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1928 on: 28 June, 2016, 12:50:54 pm »
Quote from: Deano on 27 June, 2016, 10:57:44 pm
Clive Tyldesley - at the end of the England-Iceland game, he commented that England's defeat would overshadow the Brexit debacle.

No, Clive, it really really won't.

Unbelievable. Do they let him vote? He certainly seems to have an odd sense of priorities
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Redlight

  • Enjoying life in the slow lane
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1929 on: 28 June, 2016, 12:52:13 pm »
Quote from: HTFB on 28 June, 2016, 08:30:59 am
I disagree, but POBI is that way->

Let's keep this thread to individuals, not principles. For yesterday I'm going with Boris "Johnson" Johnson, wanting to lead the country from his Telegraph column but not doing his elected job in the debate in Parliament.

From what I hear, even before the current debacle, he was rarely seen in the Chamber or his constituency, generally being too busy with his numerous other sources of income.  Intriguingly, Sonia Purnell's book about him tells how when he was Mayor of London, most of the donkey work on his £5k a shot column was done by City hall staff, which - given that they are publicly paid officials - surely must have constituted a misuse of public funds.
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sg37409

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1930 on: 28 June, 2016, 01:27:05 pm »
Quote from: Polar Bear on 28 June, 2016, 08:01:57 am
Alan Green is nauseating enough but him and Danny Mills together is like listening to the ballsports equivalent of Farage and Gove.  :sick:

YMMV.  I like Alan Green, and Danny Mills is OK
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madcow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1931 on: 28 June, 2016, 02:12:21 pm »
Seeing as no-one else has actually nominated them-Roy Hodgson and Martin Glenn ,CEO of the F.A., who should have sacked Woy after the last World Cup.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1932 on: 28 June, 2016, 06:17:12 pm »
He's probably been mentioned at least 1,000 times already but I want amphibian-faced Farage again, for his smug performance at the European parliament today.  If I were them I'd have gone all Murder on the Orient Express on his slimy arse.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1933 on: 28 June, 2016, 06:38:32 pm »
Belgium.  Lots of canals.  Surely it can't be difficult to find some concrete and a length of heavy chain?
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Andrew

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1934 on: 28 June, 2016, 06:49:55 pm »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 28 June, 2016, 06:17:12 pm
He's probably been mentioned at least 1,000 times already but I want amphibian-faced Farage again

Seconded. I've come to expect the guy to be a complete and utter *select-the-word-you-feel-appropriate* but today he excelled himself even by his own low standards. He really does play his own character to the fullest.
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Tewdric

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1935 on: 28 June, 2016, 07:38:07 pm »
Anyone had 174 of their own MPs express a vote of no confidence in them and still refused to resign?  SDP2 is days away. 

It's a shame.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1936 on: 28 June, 2016, 07:39:49 pm »
Quote from: HTFB on 28 June, 2016, 08:30:59 am
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For yesterday I'm going with Boris "Johnson" Johnson,
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D'oh!   :facepalm:   I've only just twigged that one.   :-[   :D
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1937 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:08:14 pm »
Quote from: Deano on 27 June, 2016, 10:57:44 pm
Clive Tyldesley - at the end of the England-Iceland game, he commented that England's defeat would overshadow the Brexit debacle.

No, Clive, it really really won't.

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." ~ Bill Shankly  :demon:
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1938 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:15:10 pm »
Poor old Jeremy.  He always looks a bit befuddled by what's going on.  Either that, or he's the Millwall of party leaders.

Re-importing Miliband D would scare the shit out of the Tories but (a) he seems happy where he is (b) he's probably named in the Chilcot report (c) he is a firm Remainer but might not want to take the risk of standing on that platform (though could probably win it, after another couple of months of pain, if he did a deal with the SNP and LiBDems).  Oh, and (d) Labour are such a shower of talentless bastards right now that he wouldn't be able to put a front bench together.
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LEE

  • "Shut Up Jens" - Legs.
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1939 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:23:23 pm »
I made this.

Not sure why but sleep tight.

(click to show/hide)
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Deano

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1940 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:36:26 pm »
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Deano

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1941 on: 28 June, 2016, 08:38:15 pm »
Quote from: spesh on 28 June, 2016, 08:08:14 pm
Quote from: Deano on 27 June, 2016, 10:57:44 pm
Clive Tyldesley - at the end of the England-Iceland game, he commented that England's defeat would overshadow the Brexit debacle.

No, Clive, it really really won't.

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." ~ Bill Shankly  :demon:

:)

I was thinking of Mr Shankly when I typed that - though I reckon he'd a better sense of irony than that fucker Tyldesley.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1942 on: 28 June, 2016, 09:08:40 pm »
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1943 on: 28 June, 2016, 10:03:59 pm »
/b3ta

Only 'shopped pictures, please.
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1944 on: 28 June, 2016, 11:08:50 pm »
I know that this is a Two Minute Hate thread for people in the public eye, but does anyone else think LEE deserves a nomination for posting that picture of N**** F*****?  :demon:
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The Movers

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1945 on: 28 June, 2016, 11:52:10 pm »
No. Spoiler tags applied to save stomachs.
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Legs

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1946 on: 29 June, 2016, 02:13:33 pm »
The bastards who stole my brother's bikes...
Quote from: Matt
Bicycles STOLEN from Fairfields Road, Basingstoke last night:

Giant TCR Advanced SL carbon - size large (2014 colours). Dura Ace 7900 groupset with Mavic Ksyrium rear wheel and Campagnolo Neutron front. White Flite saddle, Giant carbon stem and (relatively) uncommon Deda Supernatural shallow drop bars (as pic but with Elite Custom Race bottle cages and different wheels).

Scott Spark 930 MTB - size large (2014 colours). Standard manufacturer's spec with Schwalbe Nobby Nic tyres. Paint distinctively rubbed off front fork bridge by rubbing cable.

Clearly stolen by someone who knew what they wanted. They climbed over my 3m-high gate/wall, walked past my commuting bike (that was resting by the back door), chiselled the lock on the garage door - and then presumably passed the bikes back over the gate.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1947 on: 29 June, 2016, 09:58:00 pm »
Something reminded me to nominate Theresa May, Bojo, Farage, Gove, etc., etc. yet again ...
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LEE

  • "Shut Up Jens" - Legs.
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1948 on: 01 July, 2016, 04:01:10 pm »
Tim Vine.

He of the endless puns.

You know the thing, an hour solid of "Black Beauty. Now there's a dark horse!"
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1949 on: 03 July, 2016, 06:18:36 pm »


There's never a dinosaur killing asteroid impact when you want one...
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