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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4275 on: 26 March, 2021, 11:57:04 am »
In Mentorn's highly-fortified bunker in the Fulham Palace Road, a programme planning meeting is underway…

Tristram #1: In order to sustain Auntie's right-on credentials, let us book a former member of the Revolutionary Communist Party for this week’s “Question Time”!

Tristram #2: Who do you have in mind?

Tristram #1: Baroness Fox of Buckley!

Tristram #2: What, the IRA-supporting genocide-denying howling mad Gary Glitter fangrrl and former Brexit Party MEP recently ennobled by Bloody Stupid Johnson?  Practically on the anniversary of the Warrington bomb that killed two children?

Tristram #1: That's our gal!

Tristrams Ambo:  (Singing) We're in the money!  We're in the money!
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4276 on: 26 March, 2021, 12:52:10 pm »
The description fitted frothing loon Claire Fox. However I was thrown by the Baroness bit, as I failed to notice it at the time. Goodness, that Boris. He’s a card isn’t he?
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4277 on: 26 March, 2021, 02:05:45 pm »
Brexit disciples get their reward.
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The Family Cyclist

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4278 on: 28 March, 2021, 09:17:34 pm »
One of those click bait news headlines says piers regrets storming off this morning. Obviously didn't click but wondering if he does and that's related to the BBC news reader going across to join GB news?
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Hot Flatus

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4279 on: 28 March, 2021, 09:28:45 pm »
Quote from: Tim Hall on 26 March, 2021, 12:52:10 pm
The description fitted frothing loon Claire Fox. However I was thrown by the Baroness bit, as I failed to notice it at the time. Goodness, that Boris. He’s a card isn’t he?

I vaguely knew her about 35 years ago. RCP recruiter.  Couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw her turn up as a right-wing pundit about 4 years ago, now in HoL.

Insane.
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Regulator

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4280 on: 29 March, 2021, 07:38:49 am »
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4281 on: 29 March, 2021, 01:01:51 pm »
They were far more polite than I would have been.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4282 on: 30 March, 2021, 12:35:20 pm »
Pop quiz, hotshots!  Who claimed Sharon Osbourne got the boot from The Talk purely for the heinous crime of sticking up for everyone’s favourite colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron and the Great Meghan Markle Flounce Affair?  Why, Piers “Morgan” Moron*, of course!

Although it appears that Mrs Ozzy may be something of a Super-Twat herself, even if she did receive widespread public acclaim for referring to Billy Corgan as “a six foot baldy twat in a dress”.

* the colossal bellend
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4283 on: 30 March, 2021, 10:17:49 pm »
https://twitter.com/CredaCreda/status/1376981472196882435?s=20     Looza Fox has launched his Mayoral campaign.     Twitter responds with a poetic description.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4284 on: 31 March, 2021, 02:53:21 am »
He clearly needs to visit http://www.getaminorityfriend.co.uk/.
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Hot Flatus

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4285 on: 31 March, 2021, 05:53:12 am »
Quote from: andrewc on 30 March, 2021, 10:17:49 pm
https://twitter.com/CredaCreda/status/1376981472196882435?s=20     Looza Fox has launched his Mayoral campaign.     Twitter responds with a poetic description.

Awesome. He and Brian Rose can share their votes  ;)
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Efrogwr

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4286 on: 31 March, 2021, 08:05:00 pm »
 :'(
Quote from: andrewc on 30 March, 2021, 10:17:49 pm
https://twitter.com/CredaCreda/status/1376981472196882435?s=20     Looza Fox has launched his Mayoral campaign.     Twitter responds with a poetic description.


I’m convinced that he’s the shitbag that sells his sister down the river on Beasley Street.
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Hot Flatus

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4287 on: 31 March, 2021, 08:15:25 pm »
Have you heard the album he released? It is hysterically awful.
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Efrogwr

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4288 on: 31 March, 2021, 08:29:20 pm »
Quote from: Hot Flatus on 31 March, 2021, 08:15:25 pm
Have you heard the album he released? It is hysterically awful.

Released? Surely it escaped?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4289 on: 31 March, 2021, 08:40:28 pm »
Quote from: Efrogwr on 31 March, 2021, 08:29:20 pm
Quote from: Hot Flatus on 31 March, 2021, 08:15:25 pm
Have you heard the album he released? It is hysterically awful.

Released? Surely it escaped?



https://youtu.be/GFKTEnluo6Y
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Peter

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4290 on: 31 March, 2021, 08:49:32 pm »
Quote from: Regulator on 29 March, 2021, 07:38:49 am
Buckley has disowned Lady Semtex of Kiddehfiddlahs

Hell, that's the ancestral home of my father's family - before they followed the work to the Palatinate.  Off to have a bath in disinfectant.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4291 on: 31 March, 2021, 08:50:01 pm »
I am so not going to do the “Tap to unmute” thing on that vid.
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Hot Flatus

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4292 on: 31 March, 2021, 08:51:41 pm »
Do..it's a satire and its fantastic
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4293 on: 31 March, 2021, 09:18:15 pm »
Thank fuck for that…. I subsequently found the original video and ZOMG!  It makes Richard Harris sound like Elvis.
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Efrogwr

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4294 on: 31 March, 2021, 09:40:34 pm »
Quote from: Hot Flatus on 31 March, 2021, 08:51:41 pm
Do..it's a satire and its fantastic

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4295 on: 31 March, 2021, 11:05:38 pm »
Shit, Lozza named his first born Winston! I didn’t want to know that so I’m sharing the pain...
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4296 on: 02 April, 2021, 07:20:20 pm »
BRITONS should not have COVID-19 vaccination passports because they'd be discriminatory and illegal, and because people's medical data might escape and be sold on eBay.  Also sprach perennially-thirsty disgraced former Brexit Minister and Super-Twat David “Dangerous” Davis, as if Tories have suddenly started caring about discrimination, the legality of legislation and the misuse of personal data.
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4297 on: 02 April, 2021, 11:46:02 pm »
Tom Hunt MP, who wants to “educate” people who are not sufficiently flag shaggy.


https://twitter.com/tomhunt1988/status/1377931192180338692?s=21
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4298 on: 03 April, 2021, 01:19:59 am »
FX: rustling paper, scratching pencil

T-O-M H-U-N-T

If Mr Hunt is so keen on “education” we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party will gladly provide him with all the (re)education he desires.

This reply made us laugh:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RogerCo07997264/status/1377950152967782402/photo/1
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citoyen

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Super-Twat
« Reply #4299 on: 03 April, 2021, 08:43:21 am »
Quote from: Mr Larrington
This reply made us laugh:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RogerCo07997264/status/1377950152967782402/photo/1

That’s from the cover of the latest Private Eye

The whole thing is great:

https://www.private-eye.co.uk/current-issue
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