Author Topic: A random thread for small things that don't really warrant a thread of their own  (Read 3010630 times)

Cudzoziemiec

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The van driver then turned right, the wrong way down the Pennywell Road junction, before finally stopping.
Right is wrong! Left isn't right!
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/m32-traffic-police-easton-arrest-3446373
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Beardy

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“Can I get ...”
Arghhhh
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen
The bells of All Hallows By The Tower ( that's the church on Tower Hill in That London) were playing a dodgy version of Men of Harlech as I cycled past today, presumably to celebrate the Welsh sportsball victory.
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Beardy

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The bells of All Hallows By The Tower ( that's the church on Tower Hill in That London) were playing a dodgy version of Men of Harlech as I cycled past today, presumably to celebrate the Welsh sportsball victory.
That wasn’t sportball, that was proper football played by real men with funny shaped balls.   ;D

Nb, comma left absent for comedic affect.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
It's the round ones that are funny.  Years and years ago, my friend Pete from the Borders and an unknown from somewhat further south:

Pete: Aye, I've played a bit of football in my time.
Unknown: Oh, what position? I used to play centre forward.
Pete: Some people just aren't educated.

I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Kim

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It doesn't matter what shape the balls are, it's still sportsball.  Unless it's Calvinball, obvs.

T42

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Ah well.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Cudzoziemiec

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Played with a ball? ✔️
Played in teams? ✔️
Competitive games? ✔️
Played on a muddy field? ✔️
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ElyDave

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waterpolo?

I tried it, but my horse kept drowning  ;D
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

<i>Marmite slave</i>

IanDG

  • The p*** artist formerly known as 'Windy'
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Just returned from Mexico and trying to reload Great Britain maps back onto my Garmin Etrex GPS without success. Is this because Britain isn't great anymore?

Mrs Pingu

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Yes. Try Miserable Former Empire TM and soon-to-be The People's Republic of Happy Ecosse.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Torslanda

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Apologies in advance if this ruins your chances of a productive day...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Cudzoziemiec

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I've just this minute read that the First Watchet Sea Scouts have a gun boat with the utterly fabulous name Gay Archer. We obviously have to adopt this as the official YACF gun boat. And now we've got a gun boat, we're going to be diplomatic!
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Kim

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This one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Gay_Archer_(P1041)

Seems to have a suitably YACFish record for seaworthiness...

Not fast & rarely furious

tweeting occasional in(s)anities as andrewxclark

ElyDave

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Apologies in advance if this ruins your chances of a productive day...

https://www.forgottenairfields.com/airfield-edzell-928.html

This one is now used for storage by oil companies, moslty for obsolete equipment, quite fitting really
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Cudzoziemiec

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This one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Gay_Archer_(P1041)
Presumably. What I read referred to it as being in use in 2013 and "bristling with armament although I doubt the guns actually fire." But it's not a work of reference so we'll take that as close enough.

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Seems to have a suitably YACFish record for seaworthiness...
You can call it a fish but a yak can't swim!
IGMC...
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

It's over 8 years since Google last sent a car down our road.
We are making a New World (Paul Nash, 1918)

Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen
This one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Gay_Archer_(P1041)

Seems to have a suitably YACFish record for seaworthiness...

Reads like a stunt double for HMS Troutbridge.

Left hand down a bit.
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

A neighbour of my daughter's, has an artificial Christmas tree outside the house with Halloween cobwebs and pumpkin decorations on it...

WTAF?!!!!  ??? ??? ??? :facepalm:
If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is...

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Had a power cut from 19.08 for about ten minutes.
Have reset cooker clock.

I had a power cut on Monday evening.
It meant an early night for me.
When the power came back on, it must've surged, as it fried my router.
Internet access at home is currently via a BT wireless hot spot.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
A neighbour of my daughter's, has an artificial Christmas tree outside the house with Halloween cobwebs and pumpkin decorations on it...

WTAF?!!!!  ??? ??? ??? :facepalm:

But of course.  We used to have a conifer of some sort in front of the house with lights permanently installed. One year it snowed copiously at Easter so we turned them on.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Kim

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I had a power cut on Monday evening.
It meant an early night for me.
When the power came back on, it must've surged, as it fried my router.
Internet access at home is currently via a BT wireless hot spot.

Either that or the router had developed a fault (eg. power supply capacitor death) that would have prevented it from starting up the next time it was deprived of power, or allowed to cool down.  Tommy Flowers' famous observation on the reliability of electronics is timeless.

Continuing the electrical theme, I've just been visited by the electrician who gave me a funny look while parking his van as I set off on a Bike Ride yesterday afternoon.  I was unaware that the mistake agent[1] was repeatedly voice-calling barakta's mobile in an attempt to warn us of an incoming electrician, and funny looks from WVM are par for the course when you ride an unusual bicycle.

He's now gone off in search of a replacement Pissy Landlord Electric Shower™[2] that can be fitted with a minimum of plumbing.  I'm not sure if plumbing done by electricians is worse than electrical work done by plumbers.


[1] Not the usual one, who we have well trained.
[2] No idea what the cable is, but it's on a 32A breaker, so a lukewarm trickle is all we can get.  The objective here is for the lukewarm trickle to emerge from the hose, rather than the wrong side of the solenoid valve.