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[HAMR] 1 April, Day 91
« on: 01 April, 2015, 06:52:38 am »
No one had started it, so here goes.

Steve may be going under the knife today, someone please tell him he's allowed the anaesthetic and that the surgeons will have their own tools available.   ;D ;)

Get Well Soon  Steve,

Keep safe and keep pedalling Kurt

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #1 on: 01 April, 2015, 07:01:21 am »
Maybe they could bolt a pedal on to him whilst they've got their tools out ;D
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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #2 on: 01 April, 2015, 07:02:57 am »
I'll be watching the teacher tracker* for movement down the corridor to the OT.

Damn auctocreoctc.
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #3 on: 01 April, 2015, 07:32:20 am »
“Good news Mr Abraham, the operation went well and we’ve been able to save your foot.”

“Its in a bag over there….”

“April fool !”

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #4 on: 01 April, 2015, 10:06:45 am »
Sorry Mr Abraham but we couldn't operate, our Cardio monitors can't read that low.
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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #5 on: 01 April, 2015, 11:13:40 am »
I'll be watching the teacher tracker* for movement down the corridor to the OT.

Damn auctocreoctc.

My first thought on Sunday was that the tracker was on the blink.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #6 on: 01 April, 2015, 11:42:25 am »
Good luck Steve!

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #7 on: 01 April, 2015, 12:48:05 pm »
Break a leg Good luck, Steve!
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #8 on: 01 April, 2015, 01:15:29 pm »
Any way to report trolling on Strava ? as a certain troll is now spouting rumours that Steve is to blame for the incedent Sunday in the comments

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #9 on: 01 April, 2015, 01:53:22 pm »
Any way to report trolling on Strava ? as a certain troll is now spouting rumours that Steve is to blame for the incedent Sunday in the comments

The idiot concerned has been spouting crap and deliberately winding people up for about a week now. Anoying little shite!

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #10 on: 01 April, 2015, 02:04:24 pm »
Looks like another day of Little Rock-based tomfoolery from the Lord of the Jungle.
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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #11 on: 01 April, 2015, 04:19:52 pm »
Surgery went well, physio impressed. :)
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #12 on: 01 April, 2015, 04:40:32 pm »
Excellent news :-)

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #13 on: 01 April, 2015, 04:54:34 pm »
Great news!

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #14 on: 01 April, 2015, 05:03:44 pm »
Hurrah!

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #15 on: 01 April, 2015, 05:23:26 pm »
Excellent!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

GWS STEVE!

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #16 on: 01 April, 2015, 05:53:18 pm »
3 cheers for medics wot fettled him :)

Just hope the new metalwork is up to the stress & strain of hour upon endless hour of pedaling.
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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #17 on: 01 April, 2015, 06:04:26 pm »
3 cheers for medics wot fettled him :)

Just hope the new metalwork is up to the stress & strain of hour upon endless hour of pedaling.

It hardly needs to be, after the first year or two.
It holds the bones in an excellent position while they heal and get strong.

If the metalwork fails/fractures/gets extruded, it can then be removed.

Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #18 on: 01 April, 2015, 07:30:36 pm »
Any way to report trolling on Strava ? as a certain troll is now spouting rumours that Steve is to blame for the incedent Sunday in the comments

https://strava.zendesk.com

I've used it to report racist ("pikey") segment names, and weird segments.  They have renamed/removed as appropriate.  I imagine they would deal with trolls too.

Better if you are a premium member, they sit on them for a few days for us plebs.

Edit: just started reading the comments.  :(  Cycling more slowly means accidents are your fault?  Is strava becoming youtube??

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #19 on: 01 April, 2015, 07:40:22 pm »
Surgery went well, physio impressed. :)

So he's back on the bike tomorrow at 5am then?  :thumbsup:
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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #20 on: 01 April, 2015, 09:15:11 pm »
Surgery went well, physio impressed. :)

But were the Hospital sausages up to scratch?

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #21 on: 01 April, 2015, 09:25:18 pm »
Steve'll be scratching if they've put another cast on him. Still, maybe now he's got a nice light carbon fibre one.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #22 on: 01 April, 2015, 09:29:31 pm »
Chapeau the surgeon!
Getting there...

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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #23 on: 01 April, 2015, 09:30:47 pm »
Surgery went well, physio impressed. :)

Get well soon Steve!!
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Re: 1 April, Day 91
« Reply #24 on: 01 April, 2015, 09:34:35 pm »
the email that went out got me right there  :'( just went to show that under that titanium exterior is a real (and vulnerable) human being;

who will bounce back

GWS Steve  :thumbsup: