Need access to neighbour's land to maintain gable wall.

[Jaded]

Our scaffold planks are all locked down with clamps.


....apart from the ones that aren't.

[Wowbagger]

Possibly the most legendarily stupid boy I ever taught became a scaffolder. After he left school he seemed to dispense completely with consonants when he spoke. He told me he was an a-o-er. This could have been any number of things, but, model of patience that I am, I persisted and eventually through context managed to understand what was going on between his ears.

My pal Mel has a very amusing story involving this child*, logarithms and a mathematics inspector.

*If he survived his experience as an a-o-er then he will by now be in his 50s, I reckon.

[Mr Larrington]

Sadly the story of the scary combination of scaffolder/cokehead must remain unreported.

[Ian H]

Sadly the story of the scary combination of scaffolder/cokehead must remain unreported.

Rolled fiver v. short length of scaffold pole?

[Mr Larrington]

Scaffolders not only dealing coke out of their yard but having it for lunch

[rogerzilla]

Possibly the most legendarily stupid boy I ever taught became a scaffolder. After he left school he seemed to dispense completely with consonants when he spoke. He told me he was an a-o-er. This could have been any number of things, but, model of patience that I am, I persisted and eventually through context managed to understand what was going on between his ears.

My pal Mel has a very amusing story involving this child*, logarithms and a mathematics inspector.

*If he survived his experience as an a-o-er then he will by now be in his 50s, I reckon.

Th fnny thng bng tht vwls ar th dspnsbl prts f txt.  Y cn gt by wth jst cnsnnts.

[hellymedic]

Possibly the most legendarily stupid boy I ever taught became a scaffolder. After he left school he seemed to dispense completely with consonants when he spoke. He told me he was an a-o-er. This could have been any number of things, but, model of patience that I am, I persisted and eventually through context managed to understand what was going on between his ears.

My pal Mel has a very amusing story involving this child*, logarithms and a mathematics inspector.

*If he survived his experience as an a-o-er then he will by now be in his 50s, I reckon.

Th fnny thng bng tht vwls ar th dspnsbl prts f txt.  Y cn gt by wth jst cnsnnts.

Hbrw s rttn mstly wth jst cnsnnts. Sy whn y knw hw...

[tonyh]

Tht's n ntrstng rvltn!