What was it today with complete nutters on the road???
Dear dozy git in the silver Corsa: if you must do a hedge inspection, please not to stop in the middle of a narrow, windy country lane right on a blind bend without even putting your hazards on, k??
Complete fucknugget in an HGV: you indicated to turn left into the road I was coming out of, but my spidey-senses were tingling, so I waited. You slowed to turn left into the road I was coming out of, but I still didn't trust it and waited. You started turning, so I finally figured you actually were going to turn and started coming out, which is when you decided that oh no, this wasn't the turn you wanted after all, spun the wheel and floored it. Lucky I was still on spidey-alert and was able to stop the car, slam it in reverse and get out of your way in about .5 seconds, innit??
Several complete tits through the town centre: you don't need to park on double yellow lines to just pop into M&S for your important shop. You could actually park in the very nice parking lot ACROSS THE FUCKING ROAD-which is free after 6pm as well! (oh, sorry, that was almost a rant, wasn't it?)
Several others, it's a shame you got the budget model of the car you were driving-the one without indicators, that is!
And fat bloke on a black Giant (which was funny cos it was too small for you) in black lycra: coming out of a driveway onto a main road in the dark with no streetlights and no lights on your bike without actually checking for current traffic is a really good way of getting yourself killed! I very nearly needed clean undercrackers after that little stunt!!