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Title: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Valiant on 16 September, 2008, 04:59:19 pm
What are some of your favourite movie quotes?

Plan 9: "We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends; future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable; that is why you are here."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: tiermat on 16 September, 2008, 05:07:01 pm
HellBoy: I may be a crap shot, but the Samaritan here fires bloody big bullets
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Frenchie on 16 September, 2008, 05:07:11 pm
"Quand on mettra les cons sur orbite, t’as pas fini de tourner."

Michel Audiard in Le Pacha  
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Frenchie on 16 September, 2008, 05:10:26 pm
"This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean. Do you feel lucky?"

in Magnum Force
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 16 September, 2008, 05:12:16 pm
"That's no moon...it's a space station!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: blackpuddinonnabike on 16 September, 2008, 05:14:20 pm
"Shit"
"What?"
"Rollers"
"No?"
"Yeah"
"Shit"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: mike on 16 September, 2008, 05:14:37 pm
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

or

You're gonna need a bigger boat.


[edit for Frenchie - Dr Strangelove & Jaws]
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Frenchie on 16 September, 2008, 05:15:31 pm
Can we get the movie titles please?!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: kyuss on 16 September, 2008, 05:17:23 pm
Face/Off: "If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: spindrift on 16 September, 2008, 05:28:28 pm
Dwight: We could sell blood and semen.

[everyone gives him a strange look]

Dwight: What? Not mixed together.


Dodgeball.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Gus on 16 September, 2008, 05:44:56 pm

Mars Attacks : I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.

Airplane : Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a                    bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 16 September, 2008, 05:58:30 pm
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."

2001
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Torslanda on 16 September, 2008, 07:26:23 pm
'Heat' - Al Pacino

. . . She's gotta GREAT ASS!! And you got your head - all the way up it!!

. . . You can ball my wife in my post-modernist, dead-tech, bullshit house! But you DO NOT get to watch MY television set!

'Apocalypse Now!' - Robert Duval

. . . I love the smell of napalm in the morning! You know one time we had a hill bombed?  . . . That smell! That gasoline smell! The WHOLE HILL!

'The Usual Suspects' -

. . . I had a guy's finger up my asshole tonight!
                                            Is it friday, already?

luv'n'stuff

J

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on 16 September, 2008, 07:36:19 pm
Tell me about it .... stud. (Grease)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 16 September, 2008, 07:39:18 pm
From WarGames:

- All right, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
- Um, your wife?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 16 September, 2008, 07:48:18 pm
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." - The Big Lebowski
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: border-rider on 16 September, 2008, 07:49:09 pm
"Let there be light"

From Dark Star

YouTube - Dark Star - let there be light (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-Niv2Xh7w)

[did I say Mrs MV & I have been to Benson, Arizona (with the warm wind in our hair) ?]
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Woofage on 16 September, 2008, 07:53:46 pm
"The life of a repo man is always intense"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Eccentrica Gallumbits on 16 September, 2008, 07:59:00 pm
I have had enough of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane.

Orson Welles - Citizen Kane.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: dkahn400 on 16 September, 2008, 08:16:55 pm
Starman:

- What should I do with this?

- The baby will know. Goodbye Jenny Hayden.

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 16 September, 2008, 08:33:38 pm
- You're a big man, but you're in bad shape.  With me, it's a full-time job.  Now behave yourself!

Get Carter
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Tim Hall on 16 September, 2008, 08:48:36 pm
"I've put money in all your pockets. I've treated you well, even when you was out of order, right? Well now there's been an eruption. It's like fuckin' Belfast on a bad night."

(Bob Hoskins as Harold Shand in The Long Good Friday)

"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve?  You just put your lips together and blow."

(Lauren Bacall to Teethgrinder Bogart in To Have and Have Not.)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: tonycollinet on 16 September, 2008, 09:23:12 pm
"it's not a miracle, we just decided to go there"

Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: eck on 16 September, 2008, 09:26:57 pm
Blues Bros
"We do both kinds. We do Country. And we do Western."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Basil on 16 September, 2008, 10:46:32 pm
Good mornin'
Good mornin'
We've talked the whole night through.
Good mornin'
Good mornin' to you.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wowbagger on 16 September, 2008, 10:52:46 pm
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."

"I told 'eem we already got one!"

"I'm sorry I'm late - I was takin' a crap!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: tonycollinet on 16 September, 2008, 10:58:17 pm
We're gonna need guns. Lots of Guns.

Matrix
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 16 September, 2008, 10:58:20 pm
I think its a tie between

"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt", Ronin

and

"The art of fighting without fighting", Enter the Dragon
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Fab Foodie on 16 September, 2008, 11:12:47 pm
M'am, I've done a lot of bad things in my time... but I swear, I never pissed in your steam iron...

Jan Michael Vincent, Big Wednesday.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: nicknack on 16 September, 2008, 11:27:28 pm
"The sheriff's a n..."

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."

and many others

Blazing Saddles
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Fixedwheelnut on 16 September, 2008, 11:54:40 pm
Quote from: rogerzilla on 16 September, 2008, 08:33:38 pm
- You're a big man, but you're in bad shape.  With me, it's a full-time job.  Now behave yourself!

Get Carter
+ 1

 "your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"    The Italian Job

 "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy,,,,,, now piss off"  The Life of Bwian Brian
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 17 September, 2008, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Fixedwheelnut on 16 September, 2008, 11:54:40 pm
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

[football]I can't help but think of that one every time I hear Newcastle fans on the news droning on about Kevin bloody Keegan[/football]

d.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: clarion on 17 September, 2008, 10:53:54 am
'Hold on lads - I got a great idea.  Er...er...'

Italian Job.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Deano on 17 September, 2008, 12:17:43 pm
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.

- Airplane.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 17 September, 2008, 12:27:11 pm
Alien: "Jonesy.... Jonesy... here kitty kitty..."

Aliens: "Get away from her you BITCH!"

Alien3: Dillon - "Do you have faith?", Ripley - "Not much"

Alien Resurrection:: "Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: andygates on 17 September, 2008, 12:35:11 pm
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

Rilpey, Aliens.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zipperhead on 17 September, 2008, 01:12:44 pm
Non !
(Silent Movie)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Really Ancien on 17 September, 2008, 02:36:28 pm
There's a bit in the film Amelie where Georgette is described as 'going Paris-Brest'. If I understand the dialogue correctly.

Damon.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: JT on 17 September, 2008, 03:15:25 pm
Come quietly or there will be... trouble.

Robocop

You know, for kids

The Hudsucker Proxy

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: microphonie on 17 September, 2008, 06:51:58 pm
There's a lot of Michael Caine so far!  :thumbsup:

Mine probably contains the most creative stream of insults ever commited to celluloid and is most definitely NSFW:

I proudly present the opening scene of  The Way of the Gun  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8)

 :D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: dkahn400 on 17 September, 2008, 08:55:34 pm
There's gotta be a hundred reasons
why I don't blow you away...
                   
...but right now I can't think of one.


- Clint Eastwood, The Rookie
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Torslanda on 17 September, 2008, 09:06:57 pm
Gene Hunt

'Don't  move! You're surrounded by armed BASTARDS!'

J
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: dkahn400 on 17 September, 2008, 09:14:21 pm
There's nothin' like a nice piece of hickory.

- Clint Eastwood, Pale Rider.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 17 September, 2008, 09:56:43 pm
"I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you aren’t actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we... are the cure."

The Matrix
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: RJ on 17 September, 2008, 11:00:32 pm
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
This is Spinal Tap ("Nigel Tufnell")

And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ("Barbossa")


Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Adrian on 17 September, 2008, 11:12:28 pm
From Sexy Beast, so NWS
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 17 September, 2008, 11:34:49 pm
Great quote, Adrian. I probably would have enjoyed In Bruges even more than I did if I hadn't seen Sexy Beast first - Ralph Fiennes is a very poor substitute for Ben Kingsley. However, In Bruges does have some choice lines of its own:

- Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

- One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

- An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

d.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: spesh on 18 September, 2008, 12:05:22 am
Quote from: smutchin on 17 September, 2008, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Fixedwheelnut on 16 September, 2008, 11:54:40 pm
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

[football]I can't help but think of that one every time I hear Newcastle fans on the news droning on about Kevin bloody Keegan[/football]

Same here.  ;D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: LEE on 18 September, 2008, 12:29:54 am
My all time favourite:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."

Roy Batty, death scene - Blade Runner

(Even more magical because Rutger Hauer (Roy Batty) wrote the line himself the night before in his trailer)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: spesh on 18 September, 2008, 12:40:08 am
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Fellowship of The Ring.

Definitely not canon, but considering the scene and nationality of the director, very funny at the time.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wascally Weasel on 18 September, 2008, 12:48:05 am
Quote from: LEE on 18 September, 2008, 12:29:54 am
My all time favourite:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."

Roy Batty, death scene - Blade Runner

(Even more magical because Rutger Hauer (Roy Batty) wrote the line himself the night before in his trailer)

Love that quote.

I'm off to the cinema tomorrow to see whatever the latest cut of Blade Runner is called - I suspect that Blade Runner is possibly one of the films I have seen most often in the cinema (courtesy of various double/triple bills at the Everyman Cinema and the Scala).

Anyway back on topic:

"Wake up!  Time to die!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Noodley on 18 September, 2008, 01:04:46 am
From Zulu:
Why is it us? Why us?
Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us.

And again:
The sentries report Zulus to the south west. Thousands of them.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: tiermat on 18 September, 2008, 10:43:33 am
Another favourite of mine(ok two, from the same film):

The Big Lebowski: "...but he pissed on my rug"

"...you're about to enter a world of pain" (and the associated rant)

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 18 September, 2008, 11:13:58 am
"Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. "

Jules, Pulp Fiction.

Of course, there are many others that are also cracking quotes from that fillum...
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 18 September, 2008, 04:51:16 pm
"We're on a mission from God" The Blues Brothers

Not so much a quote as a moment- The hunt for Red October Captain Ramius and his Zampolit (Colin Firth) are in Ramiuses cabin. Zampolit is reading from a book (the Bible I think). he is talking in Russian as the camera zooms in on his lips. Once full close up is obtained firth continues to read in English as the camera zooms out. Very good I thought.

From the same film- Give me a ping Vasily- One ping only.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: microphonie on 18 September, 2008, 07:19:17 pm
Quote from: Adrian on 17 September, 2008, 11:12:28 pm
From Sexy Beast, so NWS
(click to show/hide)
Now that runs my choice close on the expletive/insult front  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 18 September, 2008, 07:31:05 pm
Quote from: Wascally Weasel on 18 September, 2008, 12:48:05 am
Quote from: LEE on 18 September, 2008, 12:29:54 am
My all time favourite:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."

Roy Batty, death scene - Blade Runner

(Even more magical because Rutger Hauer (Roy Batty) wrote the line himself the night before in his trailer)

Love that quote.

I'm off to the cinema tomorrow to see whatever the latest cut of Blade Runner is called - I suspect that Blade Runner is possibly one of the films I have seen most often in the cinema (courtesy of various double/triple bills at the Everyman Cinema and the Scala).

Anyway back on topic:

"Wake up!  Time to die!"

basic pleasure model.... standard issue on military bases

*little moment*
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 19 September, 2008, 06:52:41 am
If you'll excuse yet another Blues Brothers quote:

Jake: What is this?
Elwood: What's what?
Jake: (pause) This car. This stupid car. Where's the Cadillac? (Throws cigarette lighter out the window) The Caddy, where's the Caddy?
Elwood: The what?
Jake: The Cadillac we used to have! The Bluesmobile!
Elwood: Traded it.
Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile for this piece of shit?
Elwood: No ... for a microphone.
Jake: A microphone? [Pause] Okay, I can see that. But what the hell is this?
Elwood: I picked it up at the Mount Prospect police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving them away.
Jake: Well thank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother comes to pick me up in a police car.
Elwood You don't like it?
Jake (Very long pause) No, I don't like it.

(car overtakes queue and jumps open bridge)

Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. So what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Torslanda on 20 September, 2008, 12:39:27 am
'It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses'

'HIT IT!'   8)

and later

'Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved'
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Torslanda on 20 September, 2008, 12:42:21 am
From 'Hot Fuzz'

'Little hand says it's time to go to work'

'Bring the noise!'

J
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Torslanda on 20 September, 2008, 12:44:36 am
From the 'Bourne Supremacy'

'There was a girl, she handled logistics in Paris'

'What if i can't find her?'

'It's easy. She's standing next to you!'

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: nicknack on 20 September, 2008, 01:17:19 am
"Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body."

"GORDON'S ALIVE!"



Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: cc93 on 20 September, 2008, 07:38:32 am
"Hey there, orgy girl"

(Up Pompeii)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: padbeat on 20 September, 2008, 08:07:46 am
I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

Starship Troopers (A much under-rated film, you'll agree)

and

Globo Gym Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?
White Goodman: Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got.
Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
 And that's where we come in.
Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine!
 Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client.
That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 20 September, 2008, 10:18:02 am
Quote from: padbeat on 20 September, 2008, 08:07:46 am
I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

Starship Troopers (A much under-rated film, you'll agree)

Same film

I say kill them- kill them all.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:41:53 pm
So the majority of yacfers favour film quotes about death and destruction, eh?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 20 September, 2008, 03:45:35 pm
But of course. We quote death and destruction, we don't DO it- unless Zombies are involved naturally ;)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
This was quite an amusing quote from a film we watched last night:

"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Sergeant Pluck on 20 September, 2008, 03:58:31 pm
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:41:53 pm
So the majority of yacfers favour film quotes about death and destruction, eh?

I was thinking of "normal guns for normal people" as a sig  ;D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: delthebike on 20 September, 2008, 04:00:30 pm
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?
Platoon?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: nicknack on 20 September, 2008, 05:10:58 pm
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
This was quite an amusing quote from a film we watched last night:

"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Sounds like Stephen Fry
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: PaulF on 20 September, 2008, 05:13:29 pm
I was clean shaven and sober and didn't care who knew it
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: RJ on 20 September, 2008, 08:00:18 pm
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
This was quite an amusing quote from a film we watched last night:

"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?

This one? (http://www.wallaceandgromit.com/films/acloseshave/)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 11:18:46 pm
Nope, you've not got it yet.

Clue: it did have quite a lot of blood and guts in it.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rower40 on 21 September, 2008, 12:28:44 am
John Connor: We got company - the police are here.
Sarah Connor: How many?
John Connor: All of them, I think.
     Terminator 2

Mr Growbag: Kiss My Artichoke.
     Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Rigby Reardon: On my way to Firehouse Row, I tried not to think of Juliet Forrest; I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved The Case Of The Murdered Girl With The Big Tits.
    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Noodley on 21 September, 2008, 12:36:06 am
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
This was quite an amusing quote from a film we watched last night:

"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Shaun the Sheep?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Quisling on 21 September, 2008, 12:57:00 am
"Do you exshpect me to talk Goldfinger?"
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to diiieee!!

or from the same film

"My name is Pussy Galore"
"I think I musht be dreaming"

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 21 September, 2008, 08:46:26 am
A pint of bitter (snaps fingers as barman walks away)...in a thin glass!

Get Carter.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: peliroja on 21 September, 2008, 12:49:45 pm
Quote from: Noodley on 21 September, 2008, 12:36:06 am
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
This was quite an amusing quote from a film we watched last night:

"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Shaun the Sheep?
Nope!

Think blood and guts, people. And sheep.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: LEE on 21 September, 2008, 01:28:44 pm
Quote from: peliroja on 21 September, 2008, 12:49:45 pm
Quote from: Noodley on 21 September, 2008, 12:36:06 am
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
This was quite an amusing quote from a film we watched last night:

"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Shaun the Sheep?
Nope!

Think blood and guts, people. And sheep.

"Dafydd Does Dallas" ?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Palinurus on 21 September, 2008, 06:51:04 pm
Ratso Rizzo: I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: microphonie on 21 September, 2008, 07:50:18 pm
Quote from: peliroja on 21 September, 2008, 12:49:45 pm
Quote from: Noodley on 21 September, 2008, 12:36:06 am
Quote from: peliroja on 20 September, 2008, 03:56:57 pm
This was quite an amusing quote from a film we watched last night:

"Baaaah"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Shaun the Sheep?
Nope!

Think blood and guts, people. And sheep.

 Black Sheep?  (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: peliroja on 21 September, 2008, 09:30:42 pm
Yes!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wowbagger on 21 September, 2008, 09:33:37 pm
Quote from: peliroja on 21 September, 2008, 09:30:42 pm
Yes!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!

When Harry met Sally?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: peliroja on 21 September, 2008, 09:52:47 pm
 ::-)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Mrs Pingu on 21 September, 2008, 10:38:02 pm
Pulp Fiction: "Mmmm-hmmmm, this is a tasty burger"

Monty Python's Meaning of Life: [DEATH] "The Salmon Mousse" & "You English have no balls" [/DEATH]

North by Northwest: "Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed. "

Far too much of the Holy Grail to go into here.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Tim Hall on 21 September, 2008, 11:32:30 pm
"Whacking. I'm hell at whacking"

(Harrison Ford as John Book in Witness)

"They maybe drinkers Robin, but they're still human beings"

(Adam West as millionaire Bruce Wayne as Batman in Batman)

"Some chocolate ne c'est pas?"

"I'm sorry Sir, we only have Hershey's"

(Alec Guinness hamming it up big time as Jamessir Bensonmum in Murder by Death)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Quisling on 22 September, 2008, 09:13:21 pm
Policeman in Curse of the Wererabbit

"I reckon it was arson"
"Arson?"
"Yes, probably one of you lot arson around".
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: dkahn400 on 22 September, 2008, 09:55:07 pm
Two hundred and fifty?

Steve McQueen as Hilts in The Great Escape.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: dkahn400 on 22 September, 2008, 09:58:04 pm
- That was the greatest shot I've ever seen.
                   
- The worst. l was aiming at the horse.

Steve McQueen in The Magnificent Seven
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: dkahn400 on 22 September, 2008, 10:00:55 pm
 - Stand firm. Remember brave Achilles.

 - Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have a full Achilles body.


Woody Allen in Mighty Aphrodite.

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 23 September, 2008, 09:27:38 am
Lock Stock..

"I f*****g hate Traffic Wardens"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: hubner on 23 September, 2008, 09:55:47 am
Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken?! F*ck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!



Frank Booth: Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f*cker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a f*cking gun, f*cker! You receive a love letter from me, and you're f*cked forever! You understand, f*ck? I'll send you straight to hell, f*cker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever.



Blue Velvet.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: onb on 23 September, 2008, 04:16:02 pm
"Goodbye Eric " Get Carter
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 23 September, 2008, 04:23:16 pm
Only two things come from Arkansas- steers and queers! I don't see no horns!

Many a military film.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Torslanda on 23 September, 2008, 10:41:08 pm
Pulp Fiction

Tell me, Jules. When you pulled into my drive did you see a sign that says 'Dead N****r Storage'? 'Cos it ain't there!

or

'You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherf*cker. Get back in there and chill them n****rs out and await 'The Wulf'. He'll be along directly.'

'You're sending 'The Wulf'? Well, Sheeit! Negro! That's all you had to say!'

J


Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 24 September, 2008, 07:30:17 am
From memory, so probably inaccurate.
"Let's go out."
What?"
"Let's go out."
"But it's a Tuesday and I'm almost 40."
"Two. You're 42."
From The Whackness (overall a crap film though)

I watch on average 5 movies a week, but I've only seen about two of the ones quoted here!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Dinamo on 26 September, 2008, 07:26:40 pm
From Dusk till Dawn

after a night of Vampire slaying and such like...

one survivor turns to the other and asks why they chose that bar to meet in and he replies....

It looks ok from the outside !
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Adrian on 27 September, 2008, 12:12:47 am
Quote from: Dinamo on 26 September, 2008, 07:26:40 pm
From Dusk till Dawn

after a night of Vampire slaying and such like...

one survivor turns to the other and asks why they chose that bar to meet in and he replies....

It looks ok from the outside !

My favourite from that film come near the beginning after blowing up Benny's World of Liquor:

"Low profile." Do you know what the words "low profile" mean?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Martin on 27 September, 2008, 12:24:15 am
Quote from: Frenchie on 16 September, 2008, 05:10:26 pm
"This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean. Do you feel lucky?"

in Magnum Force

Bzzt! Dirty Harry

Mine is my sig (from They Live) YouTube - I'm here to chew bubblegum... (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: tiermat on 07 October, 2008, 11:56:13 am
Inspired by the war books and films thread, three that have stuck with me, and crop up every now and then, all from the same film:

Johnny Got His Gun
"What's he saying?"
"SOS, help me"

"Is there anything you can do Padre?"
"He is a product of your profession, not mine"

"Inside me I'm screaming, nobody pays any attention. If I had arms, I could kill myself. If I had legs, I could run away. If I had a voice, I could talk and be some kind of company for myself. I could yell for help, but nobody would help me. "
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: andyoxon on 08 October, 2008, 05:18:32 pm
"Harry, No! Don't look at the Light! "I can't help, it is so beautiful" (ZAP)

From "A bug's Life"

...well one of my favourites anyway.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 08 October, 2008, 07:32:58 pm
"In 1773, an official of this bank unwisely loaned a large sum of money to finance a shipment of tea to the American colonies.  Do you know what happened?"

"Yes, sir, I think I do. As the ship lay in Boston Harbor, a party of the colonists dressed as red Indians boarded the vessel, behaved very rudely, and threw all the tea overboard, making the tea unsuitable for drinking.  Even for Americans."

Mary Poppins.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Mr Larrington on 09 October, 2008, 10:05:21 am
Quote from: rogerzilla on 08 October, 2008, 07:32:58 pm
"In 1773, an official of this bank unwisely loaned a large sum of money to finance a shipment of tea to the American colonies.  Do you know what happened?"

They were bailed out by the Gubbinsment?

They hired the A-Team?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Paul on 09 October, 2008, 01:57:47 pm
"What did he die of?"

Stan: "I think he died of a Tuesday."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 11 October, 2008, 08:32:02 am
"A great many things are dying very violently all the time".

Smut in "Drowning By Numbers".
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Paul on 11 October, 2008, 01:37:49 pm
"Always put one inna brain!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 23 October, 2008, 03:55:08 pm
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now, if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
- Clint Eastwood, A Fistful Of Dollars
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: alan on 23 October, 2008, 04:22:36 pm
" I just clean their teeth & cut off their balls"

The vet in Sarah Jessica Parker's  Launch.

It was on the telly last week.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: токамак on 23 October, 2008, 04:33:21 pm
Spinal Tap, Graceland, after massacring 'Heartbreak Hotel'

David:    ...well this is thoroughly depressing.
Nigel:     It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?
David:    Too much, there's too much fucking perspective now.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: токамак on 23 October, 2008, 05:01:37 pm
Scarface, restaurant scene.

Tony Montana - You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 23 October, 2008, 07:04:38 pm
<comedy Irish accent>

Noi!  Toitanic go to America!  In foive minutes!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Valiant on 23 October, 2008, 10:06:23 pm
Our people once were warriors. But unlike you, Jake, they were people with mana, pride; people with spirit.

from the same film

I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!


from Once were Warriors.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 23 October, 2008, 10:08:55 pm
Flush the bombers, get the subs in launch mode, we are at DEFCON One.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: mercury on 24 October, 2008, 12:32:46 am
Robocop is full of memorable one-liners:

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
"Dead or alive, you are coming with me."
"Your move, creep."
"Stay out of trouble."
"Put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."
"State of the art - bang bang."
"Iiiiiiiiiiiii LIKE it!"

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wascally Weasel on 24 October, 2008, 02:57:06 pm
Quote from: mercury on 24 October, 2008, 12:32:46 am
Robocop is full of memorable one-liners:

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
"Dead or alive, you are coming with me."
"Your move, creep."
"Stay out of trouble."
"Put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."
"State of the art - bang bang."
"Iiiiiiiiiiiii LIKE it!"

Ex Mayor: "an I want a big car...that goes really fast and gives really shitty gas mileage"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Snakehips on 25 October, 2008, 11:00:13 am
All and all it's a very shabby piece of research obscured by involuted style.
Shabby research I can stand, but involuted style really makes my ass drag!

The Eiger Sanction


Snake


my bikes ............... http://beta.yudu.com/library/item_details/17432/Snakehips--Bikes (http://beta.yudu.com/library/item_details/17432/Snakehips--Bikes)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: domesticated ape on 25 October, 2008, 09:39:20 pm
"Bring me everyone."
"What do you mean "everyone"?"
"EVERYONE!"

Gary Oldman in Leon
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 25 October, 2008, 10:12:51 pm
"That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Snazzaroo1845 on 30 October, 2008, 10:23:30 am
I've been expecting you, Mr Bond...

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wascally Weasel on 30 October, 2008, 11:08:54 am
"You're a psychopath."

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right. "

from Grosse Pointe Blank
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Jacomus on 30 October, 2008, 12:44:07 pm
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

Raoul Duke: Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: vorsprung on 30 October, 2008, 01:54:04 pm
Quote from: Mal Volio on 16 September, 2008, 07:49:09 pm
"Let there be light"

From Dark Star

YouTube - Dark Star - let there be light (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-Niv2Xh7w)

[did I say Mrs MV & I have been to Benson, Arizona (with the warm wind in our hair) ?]

Also from Dark Star

"teach it existentialism, Doolittle"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: dkahn400 on 31 October, 2008, 05:39:54 pm
Quote from: vorsprung on 30 October, 2008, 01:54:04 pm

Also from Dark Star

"teach it existentialism, Doolittle"

ITYM

"No, no, Doolittle, you talk to it. Teach it phenomenology, Doolittle."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: TimO on 31 October, 2008, 05:45:48 pm
As Good As It Gets

Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 03 March, 2009, 12:27:47 am
Charlie Wilson's War is a whole mine of awesome quotes, mostly revolving around Gust Avrakotos:


Joanne Herring: Are you Catholic, Mr. Avrakatos?
Gust Avrakotos: Greek Orthodox.
Joanne Herring: Still a Christian, though.
Gust Avrakotos: Imagine my relief.


Gust Avrakotos: Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?


Gust Avrakotos: Excuse me, what the fuck?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: simonp on 03 March, 2009, 12:59:35 am
"Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: LEE on 03 March, 2009, 09:10:55 am
Quote from: nicknack on 16 September, 2008, 11:27:28 pm
"The sheriff's a n..."

Blazing Saddles

I just couldn't help thinking of that entire brilliant scene when I was watching the Obama inauguration.

Obama would have become my all time hero if he'd waited for the cheering to die down and said "Now, where da white women at?" (OK, possibly a bad move politically but sometimes you just have to seize those comic opportunities)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Charlotte on 03 March, 2009, 09:20:41 am
Quote
My idea, Plissken. Something we've been fooling around with. Two microscopic capsules have been injected into your neck at the base of your two main arteries. They're already starting to dissolve. In 22 hours, they'll be dissolved down to the cores. At the core of each capsule is a small heat-sensing charge that will donate. Not a small explosion, about the size of a pinhead, just enough to pop open both of your arteries. I estimate that you'll be dead in 10 to 20 seconds from internal bleeding...

Police Commissioner Bob Hauk, Escape from New York (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 03 March, 2009, 09:43:20 am
Yipee Kay yay motherf-----

Detective John McLain (Mrs Fuzzys' dreamboat)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 03 March, 2009, 09:47:13 am
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit"

And

"Get away from her, you bitch".
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: clarion on 03 March, 2009, 10:03:04 am
Quote from: mrcharly on 03 March, 2009, 09:47:13 am
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit"


What's that actually from?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Charlotte on 03 March, 2009, 10:04:03 am
Aliens  :D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: clarion on 03 March, 2009, 10:04:48 am
Ah.  Thought so, but I wasn't sure. :-*
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 03 March, 2009, 10:13:27 am
"Come with me if you want to live"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: geraldc on 03 March, 2009, 10:20:31 am
Another As good as it gets quote

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Predator

Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

Where Eagles Dare

Broadsword calling Danny Boy

I would now enter a load of quotes from Top Gun, but IMHO every line is a camp classic  ;D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Really Ancien on 03 March, 2009, 10:27:13 am
Quote
But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even *think* like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion! So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off! Turn them off right in the middle of the sentence I'm speaking to you now! TURN THEM OFF...
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Charlotte on 03 March, 2009, 10:29:48 am
Quote
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Batty from Blade Runner (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083658/)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: cpjmathieson on 03 March, 2009, 10:41:44 am
Quote from Christine "There ain't nothing finer than the smell of a new car, except maybe for pussy" or from the same film "death to the sh*tters of the world"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 03 March, 2009, 11:17:48 am
She will be mine- Oh yes- she will be mine.

Waynes World.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 03 March, 2009, 11:27:28 am
Quote from: geraldc on 03 March, 2009, 10:20:31 am
Predator

Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

Blain: (taking a plug of chewing tobacco) ...This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

I cut up malt loaf into cubes for easy eating on the bike.  I think of that line every time I have a piece (of malt loaf, that is)!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: clarion on 03 March, 2009, 11:35:15 am
Quote from: fuzzy on 03 March, 2009, 11:17:48 am
She will be mine- Oh yes- she will be mine.

Waynes World.

Shyeah right - and monkeys might fly outta my butt!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 03 March, 2009, 11:40:46 am
Quote from: clarion on 03 March, 2009, 10:04:48 am
Ah.  Thought so, but I wasn't sure. :-*

The dialog that follows is even better.

The slimy company man objects, says they can't authorise that. Then ripley points out that the corporal is now the ranking officer.

Slimy man "He's just a grunt! No offense."

Corporal "None taken. Right, I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.".

Actually, the whole movie is full of great quotes:

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 03 March, 2009, 11:55:03 am
Alien Resurrection: "It must be a chick thing."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 03 March, 2009, 12:09:37 pm
Dogma:

Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 03 March, 2009, 12:14:17 pm
Game over man, It's game over!

Hudson- Aliens.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: TimO on 03 March, 2009, 01:23:46 pm
Three Amigos

Lucky Day: In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face.  For some, shyness might be their El Guapo.  For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo.  For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zipperhead on 03 March, 2009, 01:37:06 pm
"Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Really Ancien on 03 March, 2009, 05:22:55 pm
Old Man: You all crazy!
Nately: Why are we crazy?
Old Man: Because you don't know how to stay alive.  And that's the secret of life.
Nately: But we have a war to win.
Old Man: But America will lose the war;  Italy will win it.
Nately: America's the strongest nation on earth.  The American fighting man is the best trained, the best equipped, the best fed.
Old Man: Exactly. Italy, on the other hand, is one of the weakest nations on earth.  The Italian fighting man is hardly equipped at all.  That's why my country is doing so well, while your country is doing so poorly.
Nately: That's just silly! First Italy was occupied by the Germans, and now by us.   You call that doing well?
Old Man: Of course I do.  The Germans are being driven out, and we are still here.   In a few years, you'll be gone, and we will still be here.  You see, Italy is a very poor, weak country,  and that is what makes us so strong.   Strong enough to survive this war and still be in existence...  ...long after your country has been destroyed.
Nately: What are you talking about?  America's not going to be destroyed.
Old Man: Never?
Nately: Well...
Old Man: Rome was destroyed.  Greece was destroyed.  Persia was destroyed.  Spain was destroyed.  All great countries are destroyed.  Why not yours?  How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?
Nately: Well, forever is a long time, I guess.
Old Man: Very long.
Working Girl at the Brothel: Ciao!
Nately: Please, we're talking.
We go to bed now?
Nately: No.
Nately: Would you go put some clothes on?  You're practically naked.  I wish she wouldn't walk around like that.
Old Man: It is her business to walk around like that.
Nately: But it's not nice.
Old Man: Of course it's nice.  She's nice to look at.
Nately: This life is not nice.  I don't want her to do this.
Working Girl at the Brothel: When we go to America, Nately?
Old Man: You will take her to America?  Away from a healthy, active life?  Away from good business opportunities?  Away from her friends?
Nately: Don't you have any principles?
Old Man: Of course not.
Nately: No morality?
Old Man: I'm a very moral man.  And Italy is a very moral country.  That's why we will certainly come out on top again, if we succeed in being defeated.
Nately: You talk like a madman.
Old Man: But I live like a sane one.  I was a Fascist when Mussolini was on top.  Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-Fascist.  When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German.  Now I'm fanatically pro-America!  You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.
Nately: You're a shameful opportunist!  It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old Man: You have it backwards.  It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.  I know.
Nately: How do you know?
Old Man: Because I am 107 years old.  How old are you?
Nately: I'll be 20 in January.
Old Man: If you live.

From Catch 22.

Damon.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Jurek on 03 March, 2009, 06:16:19 pm
"I want your clothes, your boots and the keys to your motorcycle"
Arnie - Terminator 2

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
Arnie - Predator

"I have seen things you people would not believe ......
Roy Batty - Bladerunner. I'm not going to type it out, it's been mentioned at least a couple of times, but it is a favourite.

"Do you like our owl?"
Rachel - Bladerunner.

"I want more life! F*cker!"
Roy Batty - Bladerunner, just before he kills Dr.Tyrell, his maker.

"I would like to change my shirt. I am sweating like a c*nt"
Don Logan - Sexy Beast.

There's a pattern developing here, I know....
... so,  a wild card....

"Someone has broken into my toilet"
Mr. Bridger - The Italian Job

OT
Bladerunner question alert!!!
I do not play chess.
Does anyone who does, know if the game of chess being played between J.F. Sebastian and Dr.Tyrell, which Roy Batty hi-jacks, is authentic (in terms of moves)?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Adrian on 03 March, 2009, 06:52:31 pm
Quote from: jurek on 03 March, 2009, 06:16:19 pm

OT
Bladerunner question alert!!!
I do not play chess.
Does anyone who does, know if the game of chess being played between J.F. Sebastian and Dr.Tyrell, which Roy Batty hi-jacks, is authentic (in terms of moves)?


We need the input of a chess teacher for this.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Greenbank on 03 March, 2009, 06:55:51 pm
"Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head."

Midnight Run.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Greenbank on 03 March, 2009, 06:57:04 pm
Quote from: Adrian on 03 March, 2009, 06:52:31 pm
Quote from: jurek on 03 March, 2009, 06:16:19 pm

OT
Bladerunner question alert!!!
I do not play chess.
Does anyone who does, know if the game of chess being played between J.F. Sebastian and Dr.Tyrell, which Roy Batty hi-jacks, is authentic (in terms of moves)?


We need the input of a chess teacher for this.

No, you just need to put "bladerunner chess" into google.

Blade Runner / Chess (http://scribble.com/uwi/br/brfaq/chess.html)

"
What is the Significance of the Chess Game?

The chess game between Tyrell and Sebastian uses the conclusion of a game played between Anderssen and Kieseritzky, in London in 1851. It is considered one of the most brilliant games ever played, and is universally known as The Immortal Game.
"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Jurek on 03 March, 2009, 07:14:35 pm
That falls nicely into place in a Ridley-esque kind of way.

Thanks for that, big time, Greenbank.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 03 March, 2009, 07:34:09 pm
Mmm... movie trivia... is there a finer thing?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Climberruss on 03 March, 2009, 09:28:18 pm
How about these :-

Houston....We have a problem...                      (Apollo 13)


Consider that a divorce!       (Arnie after blowing Sharon Stones brains out in Total Recall)

Now , THIS is a knife!            (Crocodile Dundee)

Which one of you is Brian?

I am!

I am!

I am ....and so is my wife!!       (Life of Brian)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: TimO on 03 March, 2009, 09:51:28 pm
Well, if you're going to get all Monty Python on us:

Life of Brian

Brian: You're all individuals.
Crowd: Yes, we're all individuals.
Brian: You're all different.
Crowd: Yes, we are all different.
Man in crowd: I'm not ...
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: geraldc on 03 March, 2009, 10:20:21 pm
Repo Man (edited for TV version)

Flip you Melonfarmer!

Mr Majestyk

I just want to get my melons in

Conan the Barbarian

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: tonycollinet on 03 March, 2009, 11:41:50 pm
More python

And the holy grail...


Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: TimO on 04 March, 2009, 12:08:18 am
Quote from: tonycollinet on 03 March, 2009, 11:41:50 pm
More python

And the holy grail...

LOL, I'd forgotten Brave Sir Robin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8). :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: LEE on 04 March, 2009, 09:09:33 am
Quote from: jurek on 03 March, 2009, 06:16:19 pm
"I want your clothes, your boots and the keys to your motorcycle"
Arnie - Terminator 2

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

</pedantic about one of my favourite films>
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Mr Larrington on 04 March, 2009, 10:17:56 am
Withnail: Monty, you terrible cunt!

Withnail: I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

Actually, approximately 98% of the dialogue in Withnail & I fits the bill.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: clarion on 04 March, 2009, 10:21:55 am
Yes, I think the entire screenplays of Blues Brothers, Withnail & I, Alien, Dark Star and a bunch of others can be reproduced here...
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Charlotte on 04 March, 2009, 10:23:31 am
I only named my cat Montezuma so I could say "Monty, you terrible cunt!"

Other notable quotes:

Withnail: Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up!
Marwood: No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together.

Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you.

Marwood: Give me a Valium, I'm getting the FEAR!
Danny: [very calmly] You have done something to your brain. You have made it high. If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other? That's politics, isn't it?

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 04 March, 2009, 06:55:19 pm
Drill Sergeant- Where are you from?
Recruit- Sir! Alabama Sir!
Drill Sergeant- Alabama? Only two things come from Alabama- queers and steers- and I don't see no horns!

Officer and a Gentleman etc.

What is your malfunction numbnut?

R Lee Ermey. Full Metal jacket
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Tourist Tony on 04 March, 2009, 07:28:22 pm
[Incoherent stream of screams about how the Thing scratching at the door should go somewhere else]

Pause.....
"Oh God, it knows where I am now...."

The (original) Haunting
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wascally Weasel on 05 March, 2009, 12:16:29 am
Quote from: fuzzy on 04 March, 2009, 06:55:19 pm
Drill Sergeant- Where are you from?
Recruit- Sir! Alabama Sir!
Drill Sergeant- Alabama? Only two things come from Alabama- queers and steers- and I don't see no horns!

Officer and a Gentleman etc.

What is your malfunction numbnut?

R Lee Ermey. Full Metal jacket

We'll just have to read them all:

Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Memorable quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: should be cycling on 05 March, 2009, 09:52:14 am
"Facts?? Facts are meaningless.  You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" 

The sage of Springfield, Homer Simpson
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Charlotte on 05 March, 2009, 10:00:46 am
Quote from: Wascally Weasel on 05 March, 2009, 12:16:29 am
We'll just have to read them all:

Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Memorable quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes)

Quote
I don't know but I been told...
(I don't know but I been told)
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

;D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Andrij on 05 March, 2009, 10:10:43 am
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride is a great film for quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes).  :)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: geraldc on 05 March, 2009, 10:11:44 am
'The power of Christ compels you!'

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: clarion on 05 March, 2009, 10:13:49 am
Quote from: Andrij on 05 March, 2009, 10:10:43 am
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride is a great film for quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes).  :)

I only got to see this for the first time recently.  Superstoker has used Montoya's line on a few occasions since. ;D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wombat on 05 March, 2009, 12:40:42 pm
Well thats ruined my intended posting, 'cos Princess Bride is where its at....

I'll go away and think of somethng else then...
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 06 March, 2009, 03:25:40 pm
Salem's Lot.

Straker: Poor little boy. You can do nothing against the Master.
Stop, Holy Man, he’ll cut the boy’s throat. Back! Back, holy man! Back, shaman!
Back, priest!  What would you give for this miserable boy?

Priest:  What do you ask?

Straker: What would you give to reprieve him this night to save him for another night.

Priest:  What do you want?

Straker: The master wants you. Throw away your cross, face the master. Your faith against his faith... Could you do that? Is your faith enough?... Then do it... Throw away the cross. Face the master. Faith against faith.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 26 August, 2009, 08:10:31 pm
Not a film-

IPSA this you pissy little bitch!

Come on, someone will get this one :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 26 August, 2009, 08:14:45 pm
Blithe Spirit:

Violet Bradman: I must say I find bicycling very exhausting. Those awful hills...

Madame Arcati: Just knack. Down with your head, up with your heart, and you're over the top like a flash and skimming down the other side like a dragonfly.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Salvatore on 26 August, 2009, 08:42:26 pm
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love – they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man.



"Rosebud"

Orson Welles as Foster Kane in Citizen Kane.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: redshift on 26 August, 2009, 09:51:34 pm
I'm suddenly reminded of a line from Short Circuit, when the armed robot first goes missing:

Howard:  What if you can't find it?  what if it goes and melts down a busload of nuns?  Who wants to write a headline on that one?

Ben (raising a tentative hand): erm... nun soup?



Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 26 August, 2009, 09:56:27 pm
My God!  It's full of stars!

(actually from 2010 rather than 2001, I think).
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Tewdric on 26 August, 2009, 10:01:34 pm
Major General Urquhart:

"Hancock.  I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?


Corporal Hancock:

"Couldn't hurt, sir."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Mr Larrington on 27 August, 2009, 11:07:13 am
Matrix: Don't break radio silence until they see me.
Cindy: How will I know?
Matrix: Because all fucking hell is going to break loose!

Commando.  Absolutely chock-full of Arnie classics.  An' loads o' killin's.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: LEE on 27 August, 2009, 11:16:24 am
Almost every line in Pulp Fiction
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 27 August, 2009, 12:10:55 pm
Das Boot:

A shovel full of sand.

The gods left a shovel full of sand
to keep us up.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: RJ on 27 August, 2009, 01:13:00 pm
Ah, Das Boot.  Signature quote:

AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 27 August, 2009, 06:14:25 pm
I like

Quote
You have to have good men.  Good men, all of them.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 27 August, 2009, 06:37:03 pm
The Third Man

Martins: Have you ever seen any of your victims?
Harry Lime: You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.

and..

Harry Lime: In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they have brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? - The cuckoo clock!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: StuAff on 27 August, 2009, 07:05:17 pm
Roy Batty's death speech from Blade Runner.
And +1 for Mr Montoya. I love that film!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 27 August, 2009, 07:12:01 pm
Quote from: fuzzy on 26 August, 2009, 08:10:31 pm
Not a film-

IPSA this you pissy little bitch!

Come on, someone will get this one :thumbsup:

Come on Guys and girls- no one recognise one of Andy Sipowicz finest moments?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 27 August, 2009, 07:22:32 pm
Billy: I'm scared, Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man.
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us... and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Deano on 28 August, 2009, 12:06:47 am
"Before you die, there is something you should know about us.   I am your father's sister's nephew's cousin's former room-mate."
What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 28 August, 2009, 06:42:34 am
"Who was Joan of Arc?"

"Noah's wife?"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 28 August, 2009, 02:42:33 pm
Josey Wales:

Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 28 August, 2009, 02:44:10 pm

Capricorn One:

(http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss226/SgtBikeo/700bjpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: oncemore on 28 August, 2009, 04:46:03 pm
"It's them that dies'll be the lucky ones".
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 28 August, 2009, 06:06:59 pm
There's something good
and something bad.   
                   
The bad part is,
if he gets francs...

his venture may succeed
next summer.
   
                   
On the other hand,
since he's a born loser...
   
                   
many things can go wrong.
   
                   
And dynamite and drinking
don't mix.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: CAMRAMan on 28 August, 2009, 06:26:12 pm
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: CAMRAMan on 28 August, 2009, 09:06:23 pm
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western...
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Martin on 28 August, 2009, 09:20:42 pm
Zell!

Marathon Man
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: ludwig on 29 August, 2009, 11:48:15 am
Whoa little sister that's a colts dragoon what are you doing with so much pistol ? why you're no bigger than a corn nubbin.

Or words to that effect.

Also from True Grit........

Casey never did me no wrong 'till he killed me.

Or words to......

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 29 August, 2009, 12:32:34 pm
Last Picture Show

Sonny Crawford: Nothin's really been right since Sam the Lion died
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: her_welshness on 30 August, 2009, 02:39:05 pm
From 'In Bruges':

"There's going to be a war between whites and blacks and another between white midgets and black midgets!"
 

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zoidburg on 30 August, 2009, 06:09:45 pm
From a little known Wild Bunch homage called "Way Of The Gun"

Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Longbaugh: You should.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 01 September, 2009, 01:18:25 pm
Once Upon A Time In Mexico:



Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favourite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my cheque, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 01 September, 2009, 02:08:57 pm
Quote from: rogerzilla on 28 August, 2009, 06:42:34 am
"Who was Joan of Arc?"

"Noah's wife?"

"So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude."

"Well, yeah!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 02 September, 2009, 10:35:01 am
A Few Dollars More:

The Hunchback: Well well, if it isn't the smoker. Well... Remember me, amigo?

Col. Douglas Mortimer: M-Mm.

The Hunchback: 'Course you do. El Paso.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: It's a small world.

The Hunchback: Yes, and very, very bad. Now come on, you light another match.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: I generally smoke just after I eat. Why don't you come back in about ten minutes?

The Hunchback: Ten minutes you'll be smoking in hell. *Get up!*
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 02 September, 2009, 10:41:09 am
Marathon Man:

[holding up Szell outside the bank]

Babe: It isn't safe.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 02 September, 2009, 11:54:52 am
Tom Hanks: Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine.

Simpsons Movie
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 02 September, 2009, 01:04:26 pm
Amadeus:

Emperor Joseph II: Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.

Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 02 September, 2009, 01:08:23 pm
Conan The Barbarian:

Thulsa Doom: Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 02 September, 2009, 06:41:43 pm
The Gauntlet:

Ben Shockley: Exactly. Reasonable suspicion. I can go anywhere I please if I have reasonable suspicion. Now if I have suspicion a felony's been committed, I can just walk right in here anytime I feel like it, 'cause I got this badge, I got this gun, and I got the love of Jesus right here in my pretty green eyes.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 03 September, 2009, 11:20:27 pm
"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."

and:

"What's my name? Say my name, bitch!"

Alyson Hannigan totally steals that film.

d.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: bobb on 04 September, 2009, 02:02:06 pm
Anything that comes out of Alan Ford's mouth, such as:

Sunday is the day for getting your arms ripped out if you don't read every section of that Sunday Observer. Because if you don't babe, I'm gunna be watching you, and I don't care where you go, you can fuck off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in Yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 05 September, 2009, 07:46:48 pm
Highlander:

[after Kurgan rips the top of a car off and throws the driver out]

[looking over at the old woman in the passenger seat with insincere affection]
Kurgan: [smiling] Mom...


Connor MacLeod: [Drunk with a wig covering his eyes whilst in the middle of a duel] Christ, I've gone blind!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 05 September, 2009, 10:40:51 pm
From the Brit horror classic "The Blood On Satan's Claw" (watch it on YouTube, go on)

The Judge: I am ready to return, but understand, I shall use undreamed-of measures, to conquer the evil.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 06 September, 2009, 08:35:26 pm

Wish You Were Here:

Lynda Mansell: Cock off!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 08 September, 2009, 08:46:15 pm
The original 'Mean Machine'

Prison medic- You broke his fucking neck!

Richard Keil Character - I told you I broke his fucking neck!
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zoidburg on 09 September, 2009, 07:51:58 pm
You have to have watched the directors cut to get this one

"Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 10 September, 2009, 12:24:56 pm
Quote from: Zoidburg on 09 September, 2009, 07:51:58 pm
You have to have watched the directors cut to get this one

"Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

Aliens innit?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zoidburg on 10 September, 2009, 03:24:42 pm
Quote from: fuzzy on 10 September, 2009, 12:24:56 pm
Quote from: Zoidburg on 09 September, 2009, 07:51:58 pm
You have to have watched the directors cut to get this one

"Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

Aliens innit?
Actualy it was from the 2005 production of Pride And Prejudice with Keira Knightly.

Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 10 September, 2009, 03:34:23 pm
From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (a totally inane, pointless and enjoyable yarn)

"I am the CLIT Commander"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Tim Hall on 10 September, 2009, 03:56:07 pm
Last night on Film4, Tamer Hassan as Charl to Danny Dyer as Frankie in "The Business"

"Now get in there and wash yer cock"

Truly a crap film.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: her_welshness on 11 September, 2009, 10:29:36 am
From 'In the Loop':

Malcolm Tucker : F*ckity bye.

Malcolm Tucker: Climb the Mountain of Conflict? What are you Simon, some Nazi Julie Andrews?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 24 September, 2009, 06:35:02 pm
Some film quotes about the human condition:

Ripley: You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
Aliens

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
The Matrix

The President: What do you want us to do?
Alien: Die
Independence Day

John Connor: We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.
The Terminator: It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
John Connor: Yeah. Major drag, huh?
Terminator 2 - Judgement Day

Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.
Optimus Prime: Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
Ratchet: That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!
Optimus Prime: A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all.
Transformers

Dolphins: So long, and thanks for all the fish / So sad that it should come to this / We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear / You may not share our intellect / Which might explain your disrespect / For all the natural wonders that grow around you / So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish! The world's about to be destroyed / There's no point getting all annoyed / Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you / Despite those nets of tuna fleets / We thought that most of you were sweet / Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women / So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!/ If I had just one last wish / I would like a tasty fish!/If we could just change one thing / We would all have learnt to sing!/Come one and all / Man and mammal / Side by side / In life's great gene pool!/ So long, so long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: mr endon on 24 September, 2009, 06:45:37 pm
Where's yer tool?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 06 November, 2009, 02:27:33 pm
A clutch from a single scene in a film I revisited last night-

Happy Haloween sisters!

Nuns- no sense of humour

(probably the clincher from the scene)

I have something to say- It's better to burn out than to fade away!

(Film title please)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 09 November, 2009, 03:13:53 pm
Quote from: fuzzy on 06 November, 2009, 02:27:33 pm
I have something to say- It's better to burn out than to fade away!

(Film title please)

Batman? Jack Nicholson as the Joker?

d.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 09 November, 2009, 04:51:29 pm
Nope.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zoidburg on 09 November, 2009, 04:55:53 pm
Highlander?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: citoyen on 09 November, 2009, 05:01:47 pm
Damn. I was pretty certain it was either that or Highlander and I plumped for the wrong one... So is it Highlander?

Here are a few quotes from an old favourite of mine that came up in conversation the other day:

-I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life.

-My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto from The Wizard of Oz. But I warn you, my dog is always with me. Woof!

-Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
-About fifty thousand times.

The last one is a bit of a giveaway.

d.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Paul on 09 November, 2009, 05:18:35 pm
Wild at heart (and weird on top).
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 09 November, 2009, 11:16:51 pm
Quote from: fuzzy on 06 November, 2009, 02:27:33 pm
A clutch from a single scene in a film I revisited last night-

Happy Haloween sisters!

Nuns- no sense of humour

(probably the clincher from the scene)

I have something to say- It's better to burn out than to fade away!

(Film title please)

Highlander.

But you forgot:

"Forgive me." Licks priest's hand "I... am a worm..."

:)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: PaulF on 09 November, 2009, 11:21:42 pm
"It's better to burn out than to fade away"

From 'Rust Never 4leeps' surely?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Valiant on 09 November, 2009, 11:32:57 pm
Didn't Kurt Kobain say it?

Anyways, I have <drunk scottish accent>"Make it vivid"</drunk scottish accent> stuck in my head but no idea where from.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 10 November, 2009, 09:17:43 am
Quote from: Zoidburg on 09 November, 2009, 04:55:53 pm
Highlander?

Keyrect answer.

The Kurgan whilst on safe Holy Ground.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 10 November, 2009, 09:41:24 am
"god oh god we are all going to die"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: fuzzy on 10 November, 2009, 01:57:54 pm
Quote from: mrcharly on 10 November, 2009, 09:41:24 am
"god oh god we are all going to die"

Can't remember the film but, didn't the quotee get slapped?
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 10 November, 2009, 02:03:55 pm
Nope.

I believe the context is this:

Wash "Well, this should be interesting."

Mal "Define interesting"

Wash "God oh god we are all going to die."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: redshift on 10 November, 2009, 04:16:06 pm
Ah yes.

"Was that the primary buffer panel...?"  ;D

How about "...but you do not get to watch my f***ing television set!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zoidburg on 10 November, 2009, 05:33:47 pm
Heat.

Pacino in full shouty mode - or method acting as he also calls it. ::-)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Hot Flatus on 10 November, 2009, 10:28:24 pm
Here hare here
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Wascally Weasel on 10 November, 2009, 10:32:07 pm
Quote from: redshift on 10 November, 2009, 04:16:06 pm
Ah yes.

"Was that the primary buffer panel...?"  ;D

How about "...but you do not get to watch my f***ing television set!"

Was also in an early episode of 'Crime Story' by the same director - Dennis Ferrina delivered the line but as it was TV, I think it was less sweary (which is a pity as no-one swears as well as Dennis Ferrina)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: D0m1n1c Burford on 14 November, 2009, 12:23:26 pm
Get busy living, or get busy dying - Shawshank Redemption

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer.... Maybe self-destruction is the answer - Fight Club
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: simonp on 14 November, 2009, 02:10:05 pm
War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!  -  Pineapple Express
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Fixedwheelnut on 15 November, 2009, 12:14:19 am
Quote from: mr endon on 24 September, 2009, 06:45:37 pm
Where's yer tool?

 :thumbsup: Ray Winstone : Scum   ;D


 Ipcress File :  " I was counting on you being an insolent bastard Palmer"  :)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: andygates on 15 November, 2009, 11:52:12 am
"I've come to kill your monstah."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: D0m1n1c Burford on 15 November, 2009, 01:43:59 pm
Quote from: Fixedwheelnut on 15 November, 2009, 12:14:19 am
Quote from: mr endon on 24 September, 2009, 06:45:37 pm
Where's yer tool?

 :thumbsup: Ray Winstone : Scum   ;D

I'm the Daddy now  ;D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Deano on 15 November, 2009, 10:09:49 pm
If they have already been mentioned, then they are worth mentioning again, and if not, shame on you.

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. "
And "I ain't got time to bleed."


Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 16 December, 2009, 05:22:21 pm
Anita and Me.   ;D

The Reverend 'Uncle' Alan: "The world is getting smaller, Enid. Don't get left behind."

Mrs. Ormerod (Enid) In thick Black Country accent: "I've visited my daughter in Brighton. I know about the world, thank you! I was the first person in this village to ingest a scallop. If that's what progress tastes like,
yo can keep it!"
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Charlotte on 17 December, 2009, 04:43:14 pm
Quote from: Anthea on 10 November, 2009, 10:28:24 pm
Here hare here

Withnail  :D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 17 December, 2009, 05:06:15 pm
The Sting.


“You're not gonna stick around for your share?”
“Nah. I'd only blow it.”
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zoidburg on 17 December, 2009, 05:14:57 pm
"That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'. "
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Quisling on 31 January, 2010, 06:42:48 pm
Another one from Shawshank Redemption:

RED: Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear, the stuff he pulled. It always makes us laugh. Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are just too bright... and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice... but still, the place you live is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

Or indeed just about any line from that film.  It's full of great lines.
The Shawshank Redemption (http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/shawshank_redemption.html)

edit:
      YouTube
            - i guess i just miss my friend
    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWi1fgJ5Wl8)
50 seconds in
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: TimO on 31 January, 2010, 06:48:24 pm
Dylan: Zeb's dead baby.  Zeb's dead.

 - The Magic Roundabout.

;D
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Zoidburg on 31 January, 2010, 06:51:00 pm
"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun? "
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: rogerzilla on 31 January, 2010, 07:41:01 pm
- Do it, do it with the harmony parts.

- "Well since my baby left..."

- The same key, though, I think.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 31 January, 2010, 07:47:24 pm
Quills.


Marquis de Sade: Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me.


Marquis de Sade: Welcome to our humble madhouse, Doctor. I trust you'll find yourself at home.



Marquis de Sade: Prepare yourself for the most impure tale ever to spring from the mind of man.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Chris S on 26 March, 2010, 06:05:37 pm
Were Rabbit: Buuuurrrrrrrrppp!
Rev Hedges: Mrs Mirch? Is that you?

Wallace & Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 26 March, 2010, 06:13:13 pm
Quote from: Deano on 15 November, 2009, 10:09:49 pm
If they have already been mentioned, then they are worth mentioning again, and if not, shame on you.

"...This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. "

... like I said, I think of that line every time I take a bite of malt loaf.
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Manotea on 26 March, 2010, 06:16:12 pm
"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 27 March, 2010, 12:11:08 pm
“I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.”
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: hubner on 28 March, 2010, 08:23:32 pm
Charlie: It's all bullshit except the pain. The pain of hell. The burn from a lighted match increased a million times. Infinite. Now, ya don't fuck around with the infinite. There's no way you do that. The pain in hell has two sides. The kind you can touch with your hand; the kind you can feel in your heart... your soul, the spiritual side. And ya know... the worst of the two is the spiritual.







On BBC2 tonight,
23:30–01:20
Mean Streets (1973)

Followed by another great film:
01:20–03:05
The King of Comedy (1983)
Title: Re: Your favourite movie quotes?
Post by: Moloko on 28 March, 2010, 08:39:49 pm
Quote from: hubner on 28 March, 2010, 08:23:32 pm








On BBC2 tonight,
23:30–01:20
Mean Streets (1973)


Joey 'Clams' Scala: [Joey interupts] We're not payin', because this guy, this guy's a fuckin' mook.
Jimmy: But I didn't say nothin'.
Joey 'Clams' Scala: And we don't pay mooks.
Jimmy: Mook? I'm a mook?
Joey 'Clams' Scala: Yeah
Jimmy: What's a mook?
Johnny Boy: A mook, what's a mook?
Tony DeVienazo: I don't know...
Johnny Boy: What's a mook?
Jimmy: You can't call me a mook!
Joey 'Clams' Scala: I can't?
Jimmy: No...
Joey 'Clams' Scala: [pause] I'll give you mook!
[punches Jimmy in the face]