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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #675 on: 30 April, 2015, 02:17:16 pm »
And even with the most popular complete PCs, the hardware can vary even when the model number stays the same.  Completely different CPUs have been supplied with this model of laptop I'm on now, for example (AMD and Intel).
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #676 on: 01 May, 2015, 06:24:04 pm »
Stop me if you've heard this one before, Microsoft....

No, but seriously.  Another in the intermittent, "TFS is a pox-ridden pile of shite" series of posts.

We've got this intranet site and we wanted to display some data from TFS all pretty like on it.  A few hours and not very much swearing later it's all hunky-dory on my machine.  Click hyperlink get pretty TFS "report". Sooo publish to server and we're done yeah?   Ha ha, bloody ha.  No.  The site crashes and burns. Won't even load the home page.

To summarise:
1 - The TFS foundation DLLs are so heavily interdependent upon one another you have to install _all_ of them, not just the ones directly referenced by your project(s) on the web server.

2 - Microsoft screwed up an update a year or so ago so that instead of copying the updated DLLs to both the GAC and the directory holding the reference assemblies the updated DLLs only made it into the GAC.  No I don't know how or why they did that.  Now this means that even if you twig point 1 dumping what you think are a kosher set of DLLs on the server is no earthly use whatsoever.  You just get missing method exceptions when you try to walk collections of some TFS types.

And best of all...

3 - The TFS DLLs force your site to be run from a 32bit application pool.  If you don't configure it thusly your 64bit IIS running the intranet site won't even load the home page. It'll just blow up at start when it tries to load the 32 bit TFS DLLs.

God but I _hate_ TFS and I'm still a bit narked that we're faffing around with a 32/64 bit mix.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #677 on: 01 May, 2015, 08:34:00 pm »
Boeing 787. The generators shut down after 248 days from being turned on. 2^31 centiseconds is around 248 days. There are 4 redundant generators which if turned on together will all fail together. Epic fail.

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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #678 on: 01 May, 2015, 11:24:13 pm »
I CAN'T OPEN GOOGLE MAPS! Too many redirects, apparently.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #679 on: 05 May, 2015, 01:14:33 pm »
Robocopy, with this semaphore timeout expired nonsense you are annoying us!  It's not as if that machine is being thrashed >:(
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #680 on: 05 May, 2015, 01:50:21 pm »
ME!

When you need to reboot a VM, that is at the other end of a TS link, DO NOT REBOOT THE TS Server....

You would think I had learnt that one by now, wouldn't you?
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #681 on: 05 May, 2015, 03:01:11 pm »
Hmm backup ran over night just fine, but some how is about 100Gb bigger than the host. Fine for main backup drive but not for secondary backup drive. For the life of me where are the extra files ... ?
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #682 on: 05 May, 2015, 03:50:04 pm »
Hmm backup ran over night just fine, but some how is about 100Gb bigger than the host. Fine for main backup drive but not for secondary backup drive. For the life of me where are the extra files ... ?

100Gb?

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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #683 on: 05 May, 2015, 05:04:22 pm »
:)

Somehow folders has been duplicate within other folders. Wierdly there isn't any pattern and it is rather random so it could not be a slip of the old muse or Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #684 on: 05 May, 2015, 05:13:01 pm »
:)

Somehow folders has been duplicate within other folders. Wierdly there isn't any pattern and it is rather random so it could not be a slip of the old muse or Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v.

Some type of symbolic link that the backup software is following ?
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #685 on: 06 May, 2015, 10:46:18 pm »
I have a microsoff lumia phone...now can win 8.1 or win 7 or win 10 see the phone to copy photos off?

So I create a one account on the new win10 install machine to share the photos off the phone, guess what phone can't access the sccount as it does not exist.  All the operating systems can see the android phone and the apple thing.

Search comes up with little.

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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #686 on: 07 May, 2015, 08:50:29 am »
If yours was the same update issue, someone on the Microsith Community*Forum advised:
  • Uninstall KB3045999
  • Do not reboot
  • Install KB3022345
  • Reboot
  • Install KB3045999 again
  • Reboot again
Worked for me.

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Couldn't uninstall the failed update, as it wouldn't boot, whatever I did.  Does it not occur to them to test their updates?  My PC is modern, and fairly high spec, and quite "normal", so should not present any compatability issues.  Microbloodysoft, get yer bleedin' act together!  That's another several days wasted, just reinstalling software, AGAIN.

You may want to be on the lookout for the New!  IMPROVED!! release of KB3022345, then, as in order to install this you first need to remove the previous version of said update (iffen you managed to get the bloody thing to install in the first place).  With all the restarting and similar twattery that this requires.  Someone at Microsith wants badly to have their cobblers deep-fried over this one, the massive wankhammers.

Also, Windows has turned the "View Installed Updates" wossname into a listing such as one might have for music files.  Unsurprisingly, it does not tell you the album title, genre or contributing artists for Windows updates ::-)
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #687 on: 07 May, 2015, 09:03:19 pm »
Oh wow. TFS.  Again.  _Another_ overwritten/lost change.  One is almost bereft of words.  What a terrifyingly unreliable bucket of foetid pus it is.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #688 on: 08 May, 2015, 10:12:53 am »
Oh wow. TFS.  Again.  _Another_ overwritten/lost change.  One is almost bereft of words.  What a terrifyingly unreliable bucket of foetid pus it is.

I might just point my current client in your direction (you are, IIRC, not that far from us)

First they got MS in to organise a POC with TFS and Dynamics.

MS said "for a POC, use Azure"

We said "OK"

MS said "Hang on, Dynamics doesn't play nicely with Azure"

We said "OK, lets stick it on out vSphere"

"OK" said MS "Here is our document on what we will provide etc"

That gave us all a great laugh, especially the wide spread use of "Envisioning"
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #689 on: 08 May, 2015, 02:00:09 pm »
POC?
Pile of Cr*p?


I believe back here TFS was phased in and very quickly phased out again, before my tenure.

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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #690 on: 08 May, 2015, 02:12:07 pm »
POC?
Pile of Cr*p?


I believe back here TFS was phased in and very quickly phased out again, before my tenure.

Sorry, too long doing the consultant bit (and so chock full of TLAs), POC = Proof of Concept
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #691 on: 08 May, 2015, 04:46:12 pm »
Lumia phones only work with certain cables.....no one metioned that.

Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #692 on: 10 May, 2015, 09:54:53 am »
Apple, no I haven't put the latest OSX on my laptop as a) for the past few months I've been pretty busy and breaking things wouldn't have been clever and b) you're pretty good at removing things I like in upgrades lately.

So, today I try and install something new (spark-cli) and it needs XCode to install. I get error messages that lead me to "Xcode licence problems, try opening it and accepting the licence". I try and open Xcode (not a tool I use normally, its just there). You've upgraded it for me. Why, than you. To a version that doesn't work on my OS version! Numbskulls!

Luckily I've already got a developer account of some sort (can't for the life of me remember why) and now I'm downloading 2 and a bit GB of old version software. I suppose I could upgrade the OS, but now I'm feeling belligerent.

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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #693 on: 10 May, 2015, 10:47:51 am »
:)

Somehow folders has been duplicate within other folders. Wierdly there isn't any pattern and it is rather random so it could not be a slip of the old muse or Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v.

Some type of symbolic link that the backup software is following ?

I think it is a slip of fingers and a random / that caused it and I have forgotten or not spotted it when I ran backup before. Still haven't got my head around linux paths - random/folder/path or random/folder/path/ . Some GUI programs and other terminal path tend to use the / differently, or is it me who don't get it :)
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #694 on: 10 May, 2015, 04:08:38 pm »
random/folder/path may refer to a directory called 'path', or it may refer to a file called 'path', either of which lives in 'folder'.  It's ambiguous, and required a look at the contents of folder to determine whether 'path' is a file or sub-folder.

random/folder/path/ is unambiguously a directory.

This can give rise to unexpected results, unless you know what's going on.
For example:

mv myfile   /archive/mystuff

what does that do?
It can do one of 2 things.
It can move 'myfile' into the 'mystuff' subdirectory ( **if it exists** ).
What if it doesn't exist? You mis-remembered the directory name, and it was actually 'MyStuff'.   What happens then?
It sees there is no directory called 'mystuff', so it assumes you want to move 'myfile' into the '/archive' directory, and **re-name it as 'mystuff' along the way**.
Now you go looking for your archive of 'myfile', and it's not there!
Wail! The computer ate you file!

It's best to avoid the ambiguity by explicitly specifying the destination is a directory:

mv myfile   /archive/mystuff/

That can only mean 1 thing.
And if the 'mystuff' directory does not exist, you will get an error.
It will not interpret it as a name-change of the file.


As an aside, your examples are 'relative path names', in that they don't start from root (/ ), they start from where you are right now, the Present Working Directory.

'/etc/hosts' for example, is an absolute pathname, because it gives the full path starting from root.

Again, you can use relative pathnames for simplicity, but absolute pathnames to avoid possible ambiguities.


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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #695 on: 10 May, 2015, 05:24:18 pm »
Windows, WTF is all that crap you've dumped in the top-level directory of my desktop's HDD?  Just stop it, fucknuckle.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #696 on: 11 May, 2015, 12:49:40 pm »
I have just noticed* that Last.FM have become lazy, cheapskate bas*****.

They used to provide a service that was audio only, the audio was hosted on their servers, and was very good.

Now all they provide is an algorithm that serves up YouTube videos, with the (to me) obvious drop in sound quality**.  Also the algorithm is decidedly worse than it used to be, repeating artists (and even songs) within minutes, whereas it used to take a couple of hours at least before you heard the same artist again.

I don't want bloody videos, I just want music, ok?

*Yes, it has been a long time since I used the service.
**Yes, I know, internet radio and sound quality do not mix, but I hope you get where I am coming from.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #697 on: 12 May, 2015, 09:40:54 am »
...and today's idiot target is: Google Play Store.

Now I wondered just why my data usage was going through the roof.

Turns out that the settings I had in Play Store had been ignored (only update over Wifi).  Google, in their infinite wisdom decided that, actually, I wanted to auto update anywhere, anytime!

Thanks a fucking lot, you muppets!  At least I noticed before I got stung for extra data charges.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #698 on: 12 May, 2015, 12:26:06 pm »
And for the opposite - iPlayer. I've set the settings to say yes to mobile data. I'm well aware that I "may incur data charges", but I also know that I've got unlimited data with the package. So don't randomly interrupt radio programmes to keep warning me. Once is more than sufficient.
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Re: The computing stuff rant thread
« Reply #699 on: 12 May, 2015, 12:49:54 pm »
Spammers, stop getting sneaky.

Just got an email purporting to be from 123-reg.co.uk.  IT has a .doc attached, claiming to be a bill.

I "own" 3 domains (sorry bobb, one of them is a "theXXXXXX.org.uk" address).

I thought to myself "is it for real?" then had to think hard to realise that 1) none of my domains are due for renewal (August and November are the dates) 2) I use 1&1, not 123-reg and, finally, 3) the bills arrive as PDFs and a suggestion that I go to the admin panel to check everything is ok.

A quick squint at the message headers show the email originating from a .tc adsl address...
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