Author Topic: Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series  (Read 1749783 times)

Oaky

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1450 on: 10 August, 2010, 10:15:20 am »
Any takers for this Wednesday?

Open to suggestions for venue -- I'm happy to revisit one of the regular haunts (Compasses @ Littley Green, for example).


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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1451 on: 10 August, 2010, 10:25:50 am »
I could be tempted. Maybe do a training style ride and meet you there?

Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1452 on: 10 August, 2010, 11:03:48 am »
I am without children and with bike so may be persuaded. You can join the hordes laughing at my tan.

Oaky

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1453 on: 10 August, 2010, 11:18:50 am »
I am without children and with bike so may be persuaded. You can join the hordes laughing at my tan.

Excellent.  Is it as funny as the "no entry" sunburn?   ;D

I'm thinking of starting in Chelmsford at 19:00 and taking a route something like this, dependent on a) my navigational abilities, b) my legs not falling off this time and c) whether any of the locals (chief etc.) can be persuaded to turn up and guide us around :)
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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1454 on: 10 August, 2010, 12:07:58 pm »
^^^looks good to me.

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1455 on: 10 August, 2010, 01:21:47 pm »
^^^looks good to me.

Are you volunteering as "local guide" again?

I'll bring gels this time ;)
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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1456 on: 10 August, 2010, 01:28:28 pm »
Yeah, I know the roads well.

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1457 on: 10 August, 2010, 05:18:46 pm »
Still in Wales so sadly won't be there.

Oaky

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1458 on: 10 August, 2010, 05:23:16 pm »
Still in Wales so sadly won't be there.

hmm... wowbagger's in Wales too...
* Oaky starts thinking of (in)appropriate rumours to start
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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1459 on: 10 August, 2010, 07:21:25 pm »
Yes :thumbsup: though I need to chin wag with a builder when I get home tomorrow so unlikely I can make the pre-ride.  However,  I'll do my best to join you all for the sprint finish

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Andyf

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1460 on: 10 August, 2010, 07:49:23 pm »
Hope to be there , Mrs Andyf has given permision for me to take part (forgot to mention the destination oooppps :demon: anyway she doesn't understand that you must Carb reload after a ride :P)
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bloomers100

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1461 on: 10 August, 2010, 09:38:42 pm »
I want a compasses top ! Mwahahaha......boohoo

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1462 on: 10 August, 2010, 10:09:23 pm »
   Start time at Chelmsford is a bit early for me, so I'll devise a route ending up at the Compasses. It seems to be turning into my local; Mrs Tomsk and I are going on a date there to celebrate the redecorating of the twilight zone that is no. 2 son's room. [When we've finally finished the task!]

Oaky

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1463 on: 11 August, 2010, 07:22:04 am »
Random stats from the MEMWNS that I've attended:

Number: 23
Average distance: 27.55 miles
Longest distance: 41.48 miles (23/jun/2010)
Shortest distance: 12.59 miles (10/feb/2010, -2C, ice, snow)
Average speed overall: 12.9 mph
Fastest average speed: 16.6 mph
#times legs ripped off: 1
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

85.4 miles from Marsh Gibbon

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1464 on: 11 August, 2010, 09:33:19 am »
I'm a definite NO this week. I'm in a foul mood and that just leads (IME) to excessive drinking, a fair bit of sweariness and a stupid late night. Which is fun, but wont help me clear my work backlog. Certainly be out next week tho.

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1465 on: 11 August, 2010, 10:02:50 am »
I'm a definite NO this week.

Shame  :'(

Looking on the bright side, at least it'll just be токамак riding me into a shaking wreck again this week.  It won't be him and a GURL turning me into jelly.  ;)

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I'm in a foul mood and that just leads (IME) to excessive drinking, a fair bit of sweariness and a stupid late night.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

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Which is fun,

... ahh OK :)  :thumbsup:

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but wont help me clear my work backlog.

... now that would be a bad thing ... especially for the health of the cow-orker you ranted about.

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Certainly be out next week tho.

I, alas, shall not be out next week -- I'll be relaxing in a cottage in North Norfolk, and fretting about my upcoming DIY.
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

85.4 miles from Marsh Gibbon

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1466 on: 11 August, 2010, 10:07:38 am »
I'm in a foul mood and that just leads (IME) to excessive drinking, a fair bit of sweariness and a stupid late night.

That's a normal night for me when I'm in a good mood!  :P
Those wonderful norks are never far from my thoughts, oh yeah!

Oaky

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1467 on: 11 August, 2010, 10:17:10 am »
Looking on the bright side, at least it'll just be токамак riding me into a shaking wreck again this week.  It won't be him and a GURL turning me into jelly.  ;)

Actually, I just remembered -- Andyf will be helping to kill me as well!

Hope to be there , Mrs Andyf has given permision for me to take part (forgot to mention the destination oooppps :demon: anyway she doesn't understand that you must Carb reload after a ride :P)
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

85.4 miles from Marsh Gibbon

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Andyf

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1468 on: 11 August, 2010, 01:13:25 pm »
Oh yes there will be blood  :sick:



hope to be at chelmsford station at 7pm
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting: "What a ride!" - Brian Davies

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1469 on: 11 August, 2010, 02:45:53 pm »

hope to be at chelmsford station at 7pm

cool - I have PM'ed you my mobile number just in case.
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

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Andyf

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1470 on: 11 August, 2010, 02:58:01 pm »
yep got it  :thumbsup:
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting: "What a ride!" - Brian Davies

Oaky

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1471 on: 12 August, 2010, 01:00:51 am »
Just got back @ 00:30.

A great night -- токамак, Andyf and I met at CHM.  токамак led us gently through the park and along rainsford rd to the chignall road, where he started to ride at a slightly less slow-for-him pace.  Andyf and I set off in pursuit of him and managed to (through his taking it easy) hang onto his wheel for much of the ride.

Thankfully, my pre-emptive intake of food, wine gums, sesame snaps and orange juice meant I didn't die this time, and, once we hit Howe St, I had an inkling that I could burst through from behind, put my head down and try and time trial to the Compasses ahead of токамак...  the sneaky-jump went well, but within about 10 seconds, on the approach to the first corner, I looked round and he'd already eaten most of my gap and was closing at an impressive rate and would catch me within ~100yds, rather then the mile or so to the pub.

Overall today (including my stoppy-starty 12mph 2.5 miles across Londontown) 31.6 miles @ 15.9mph.

Oh and we drank a bit of beer (started on the Blackwater Reggae, and moved onto the Woodforde's Wherry once that ran out).

A great turnout -- токамак, Andyf and myself from CHM, met up with chief and Tomsk at the Compasses and as a random bonus, Christophe happened to be passing just as we were arriving!

One last thing -- this thread is now almost (i.e. we're waiting for 08:08:22 tomorrow) exactly one year old!  I think the series has been great fun!  It's a shame OD isn't here to celebrate with us, but cycle-touring France trumps that, in any book!

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Oaky

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1472 on: 12 August, 2010, 01:06:53 am »
Oh,  I forgot to say: mmmmmm  jugs!
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

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Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1473 on: 12 August, 2010, 07:51:51 am »
Oh,  I forgot to say: mmmmmm  jugs!
Did you strip again?   ::-) :facepalm:

Re: Mid-Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series
« Reply #1474 on: 12 August, 2010, 09:00:47 am »
I have a photo, give me a while...

...the sneaky-jump went well, but within about 10 seconds, on the approach to the first corner, I looked round and he'd already eaten most of my gap and was closing at an impressive rate and would catch me within ~100yds, rather then the mile or so to the pub.

  :facepalm: ::-) I was alert to the move, to paraphrase the great Ali - if you even dream about getting the jump on me you had better wake up and apologise. :P

It was a good evening for a ride and I think Oscar's dad would be proud that a year on from his original idea we stuck to the program and got the miles in at a reasonable clip, bypassing many pubs along the route, before stopping only once for a couple of beers and something to eat. :thumbsup: