Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 4401 times)


  • Quiet please
« on: 06 January, 2022, 04:22:34 pm »
I had to stand in the queueueue of suspected biosecuruity villains when I arrived at Sydney airport, as I was bringing in some Bovril for my sister.

"Bovril?" asked the nice border person. "What is it?"

My jet lagged brain paused for a while.

"It's like Vegemite. But made from cows."