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Random advert nonsense phrases
« on: 02 March, 2022, 02:02:33 pm »
I note the BBC was reporting on Ukrainians making Molotov cocktails by hand the other day.  Because being burned utterly to DETH by artisanal petril bombs is a much more authentic experience than you get with those boring factory-made ones...

I wonder if they tried the cheap Chinese rip off Molotov cocktails on Amazon.

★★★★★ Fab selection of colours.

★★☆☆☆ Really hard to light.

★★★☆☆ Instructions unclear.  Scorched my eyebrows off and now I'm in the Bristol Post.

★☆☆☆☆ Had to provide my own petrol.  Did not destroy tank.

☆☆☆☆☆ Saw the review on BigClive's channel, but now they're out of stock everywhere :(

★★★★☆ Ended up in hospital with uncontrollable vomiting after the first three.  Great night out!  Would buy again.