Author Topic: Caption it #2086  (Read 885 times)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #2086
« on: 07 May, 2024, 10:11:49 pm »


...Local boy wins fifth term as Russian President !

Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #1 on: 08 May, 2024, 06:26:53 am »
This is The Holy Dartboard. Don't hang it too close to the bar or the toilet doors.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #2 on: 08 May, 2024, 07:01:58 am »
Mr President, we found Uncle Joe's pr0n stash.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #3 on: 08 May, 2024, 07:56:26 am »
It's the icon you're kissing, not your own reflection in the glass.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #4 on: 08 May, 2024, 07:57:33 am »
This magic mirror tells us if you are the real Putin, or a body double.
It is simpler than it looks.

Basil

  • Um....err......oh bugger!
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Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #5 on: 08 May, 2024, 08:55:33 am »
Second prize. An Argos cutlery set.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #6 on: 08 May, 2024, 10:48:38 am »
And if you can't see your reflection we put a stake through your heart.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #7 on: 08 May, 2024, 02:09:33 pm »
It's a present from Pandora.

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #8 on: 08 May, 2024, 04:07:11 pm »
Look, Vlad, I'm glad we could have this chat.

You know the bit in the New Testament about 'love your enemies,
do good to those who hate you, and er, turning the other cheek....'

Snakehips

  • Twixt London and leafy Surrey
Re: Caption it #2086
« Reply #9 on: 08 May, 2024, 04:11:33 pm »
"Peace be with you"
"And with you Father"
An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur?