Author Topic: The Cool Wall - results  (Read 33166 times)


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The Cool Wall - results
« on: 02 October, 2010, 07:01:30 pm »
Seriously UncoolUncoolCoolSub-Zero
Thorn touring bikes"Super" Mario CipolliniBrooks B17Lady Campagnolo
SPD sandalsWhite bikesBromptons531
ClarksonWhyte BikesLo-pro barsRecumbent bicycles
rogerzillaSTI road leversFlapjackA frozen beard1
Spokey DokesDawes GalaxyBrooks SwiftBlack Scotchliteâ„¢
Bibshorts/tightsCarbon frames & componentsBob Jackson VigorelliSporks
CoolnessyACF2Downtube shiftersRear brakes on fixies
Clown BikesMudflapsBrooks Team ProfessionalYACF Moderators
Trekking/Butterfly handlebarsBoardman bikesRaleighyACF2
Banana GuardsBeing The Member Of A Cycling Club8Boris Bikes5mm allen keys
HelmetsRichard HammondMudguardsCarradice
YACF Cool WallLondon-BrightonTitaniumGeorge Berwick5
Self-tapping screwsAssosAudaxScars
yACF2LeftiesA-head headsetsCampag Ergopower Shifters
bobb's hair7Your name on your bikeCamelback Podium bottlesTEA
LycraAssos PedalsSpokeyReynolds 953/Columbus XCr
Aurumania Gold Bike Crystal EditionCannondale HooliganQuill stemsCampagnolo Delta Brakes
Shimano road chainsets3Commuting in club kitCompact framesRiding to and from PBP
Pedanticness4Charge PlugRiding fixed anywhere but LondonRaleigh Choppers (original)
Riding fixed in LondonSustransBasketsTaking your dog on the Dun Run
RaphaConti UltraHamsterSkinsDon BlackDe Rosa bikes
Riding on the pavement9Naked Baba GanoushSturmey Archer HubsJack Eason
BSOsColoured anodisingSmilies :)Orange bikes
Red light jumpingwashingmachinepostSideways luggageCyclists' tans
Raleigh Choppers (2000s re-release)Matching captain and stoker outfitsJames MayWindcheetah
Trade topsPinarello DogmaDunwich Dynamobobb's hat
RainlegsWinter cycling capsHetchinsChris Hoy
Radcliffe and MaconieMainstream Film Industry Depiction of CyclingZefal hpXFully loaded touring
CapesChristmasDinotte lights (original)Marco Pantani
Tactical votingSnot rocketsBianchi celesteCake
KOTM socksRiding no-handsThe G Turn
Electric motorcyclesGiletsFolding, fully suspended ICE Trike
GT brakesBelt driveMaps
CurmudgeonsMTB riser barsVictoria Pendleton
HeadbandsBar ends with riser barsNaming your bike12
HipstersGreg LeMondBeryl Burton
'Walking' the dog, on a bikeHope Vision 1Riding in the snow
Adults using BMX for transport/shopping etc.11bobbOrdinaries14
Really cut-down straight barsBrooks Merino JerseysAlfine 11 speed hub
Spoke reflectorsWool jerseysLamping Piers Morgan
Spoke cardsTrackstandAmberwall tyres
James Martin13FlatlandCycling at night
Socks and sandalsBaggies over longsSean Kelly
PropstandsTrikes (any type)Camping
Moaning about the Cool Wall29ersEros Poli
White tyresFoskaLotus 108
Allsop SoftridePhil WoodSlick tyres
Playing cards on your chainstaysMTB converted into hybridEl Supremo
Roller brakesStudded snow tyresJens Voigt
Electronic shiftingMTB converted to tourerNarwhals
AlleycatsMTB with dropped barsTufty the Squirrel
CoversocksCrud Racer Mk2 guardsTrailerbikes
Flying Gate Frames15Cycle clipsGPS
Van Moof16On-One Il PompinoBlackadder
Kick standsBlack socksABBA
PrunesOn-One InbredPhotovoltaic optoisolators
Ties with animals on themChromium platingVon Broad
Elliptical chainwheelsHugh Porter
YACF jerseys
Kirk Precision
Puerile innuendo
Moulton Double Pylon
Disc brakes on the road
Audax UK website
Bike Friday Two's Day
Newton C21 tricycle
Hase Pino
Shaved Legs
Mixte frames
SO @ X
Ceramic Bottom brackets
Benotto bar tape
Niche activities
Head-cams, Bike-cams and Helmet-cams
Fish finger sandwiches
Pashley roadsters
Moisturiser for men
bobb's new T-shirt
Bus sucking/slipstreaming

The BOOM Box
Beyond the fridge
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

« Reply #1 on: 03 October, 2010, 11:06:19 pm »
  • 1. Moved from "Cool" - A frozen beard is by definition sub-zero. Otherwise it wouldn't be frozen… :P
  • 2. If you're wondering about the assignment of letters from "yACF", it's all Kim's fault ;)
  • 3. Actually categorised "Fugly as"
  • 4. [sic]
  • 5. Universally acknowledged to be so uncool he's off the scale and right back round to subzero so no poll required
  • 6. Actually categorised "Way outa sight"
  • 7. So bad it's not even worthy of "Seriously Uncool" - classified as "Wack"
  • 8. Only just uncool.  Obviously Didcot Phoenix is cool, Rapha isn't
  • 9. "Doesn't your mum let you ride on the road with the big boys?" coming a close second to "Seriously Uncool"
  • 10. To be nuked from orbit as it's the only way to be sure
  • 11. Mummy couldn't find you a grown-up's bike then?
  • 12. You're all wrong
  • 13. Counting "cockwomble" as "seriously uncool"
  • 14. Only ignoramuses call them "penny farthings"
  • 15. Just really ugly and odd
  • 16. Seriously uncool and dorky