Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series

[BFC]

BTW, who is planning on being at the Roundabout of Mid-Winter Shenanigans?

I should be there.

[Tomsk]

Here is A ROUTE the Witham peloton might like to follow to The Endeavour.  Stopping at Boss Hogg's on the way home is an option 

If I get away promptly after 19:00, I might manage to intercept the Famous Witham Peloton by heading up-route from the Spiritual Home.

[Jem]

Stopping at Boss Hogg's on the way home is an option 

 

Stopping at Boss Hogg's is an option compulsory.

[Nick]

Nice - see you guys there!

[Carlosfandango]

Stopping at Boss Hogg's on the way home is an option 

 

Stopping at Boss Hogg's is an option compulsory.

🤮 I think I'll be cracking on home at that point.

[tedshred]

I'll be on the train, choo choo 

[josser]

Here is A ROUTE the Witham peloton might like to follow to The Endeavour.  Stopping at Boss Hogg's on the way home is an option 

I see you do a home pick up service, what time will you be passing Thistley Towers?

[tedshred]

Shouldn't you be telling them when to pass by ?

[Oscar's dad]

Here is A ROUTE the Witham peloton might like to follow to The Endeavour.  Stopping at Boss Hogg's on the way home is an option 

I see you do a home pick up service, what time will you be passing Thistley Towers?

About 8pm at the Felsted / Evelyn Road intersection? 

Or are you suggesting we turn right and bang on your door?  Or pick you up from The Compasses?

I should add we don't offer a home pick up service to everyone you know    You should consider yourself honored indeed! 

[josser]

Shouldn't you be telling them when to pass by ?

Considering I invented MEMWNS and more specifically the Witham Peloton, you’re probably right.

OD, if you could let my butler know 20 minutes before you’ll arrive, it will give my valet enough time to dress me for the evening.

[Oscar's dad]

Shouldn't you be telling them when to pass by ?

Considering I invented MEMWNS and more specifically the Witham Peloton, you’re probably right.

It's easy to forget your contribution to the Mid-Essex cycling scene and to world peace in general (I'm sure you'll sort Ukraine very shortly) so thank you for the timely reminder.  We really shouldn't need reminding 

OD, if you could let my butler know 20 minutes before you’ll arrive, it will give my valet enough time to dress me for the evening.

I have a plan.  Rather than expect you to wait around for us, we'll send huggy to your door to be rude to your staff and BFC to fart through your letter box.  I think its important we fully utilize the talents within the Witham Peloton, its little wonder we're such legends.

[huggy]

The last Witham Peloton visit to the Endeavour used this route to avoid Broomfield road, just sayin'

[Oscar's dad]

The last Witham Peloton visit to the Endeavour used this route to avoid Broomfield road, just sayin'

Are you turning out this evening?  If so I'm sure we'll happily follow your wheel 

[huggy]

The last Witham Peloton visit to the Endeavour used this route to avoid Broomfield road, just sayin'

Are you turning out this evening?  If so I'm sure we'll happily follow your wheel 

I am planning to be out. We actually mostly followed the well constructed wheel of BFC^(retired) along one of his commute tracks last time.

[Carlosfandango]

I've added a Witham to Endeavour route on the ACME Ride With GPS account. It avoids Broomfield road and the shitty, tortuous path behind Springfield Road, if that helps anyone.

[Carlosfandango]

I'm not gonna ride home via OD's dual carriageway route either.

[Oscar's dad]

This is all very good.  I shall rock up at 1930 hours and follow anyone vaguely heading west.  What's the worst...?

[tedshred]

I am planning to be out.

Have we decided where we are going after we are thrown out of the Endeavour ?

[huggy]

I am planning to be out.

Have we decided where we are going after we are thrown out of the Endeavour ?

I'll try to behave 
however, Aldi is just up the road where bottled beer can be purchased

[Carlosfandango]

I am planning to be out.

Have we decided where we are going after we are thrown out of the Endeavour ?

If only you weren't joking. Queens Head Boreham, or are we already "persona non grata" there too?

Do Aldi sell special brew huggy? Or Buckfast for ted?

[Oscar's dad]

I am planning to be out.

Have we decided where we are going after we are thrown out of the Endeavour ?

If only you weren't joking. Queens Head Boreham, or are we already "persona non grata" there too?

The QH Boreham still like us, they were very keen to host us for Epiphany.  Let's try to remain in their good books!

[huggy]

I am planning to be out.

Have we decided where we are going after we are thrown out of the Endeavour ?

If only you weren't joking. Queens Head Boreham, or are we already "persona non grata" there too?

The QH Boreham still like us, they were very keen to host us for Epiphany.  Let's try to remain in their good books!

I haven't been there, yet

[Oscar's dad]

I am planning to be out.

Have we decided where we are going after we are thrown out of the Endeavour ?

If only you weren't joking. Queens Head Boreham, or are we already "persona non grata" there too?

The QH Boreham still like us, they were very keen to host us for Epiphany.  Let's try to remain in their good books!

I haven't been there, yet

 I thought that might be the case and would explain why we're so welcome.

[josser]

The last Witham Peloton visit to the Endeavour used this route to avoid Broomfield road, just sayin'

Are you turning out this evening?  If so I'm sure we'll happily follow your wheel 

I am planning to be out. We actually mostly followed the well constructed wheel of BFC^(retired) along one of his commute tracks last time.

With the risk of sounding like a Karen, I distinctly remember ordering the "Premium" collect from home service? I'm afraid I need at least 48 hours notice of a change of service, I demand to speak to your manager! 

[Oscar's dad]

The last Witham Peloton visit to the Endeavour used this route to avoid Broomfield road, just sayin'

Are you turning out this evening?  If so I'm sure we'll happily follow your wheel 

I am planning to be out. We actually mostly followed the well constructed wheel of BFC^(retired) along one of his commute tracks last time.

With the risk of sounding like a Karen, I distinctly remember ordering the "Premium" collect from home service? I'm afraid I need at least 48 hours notice of a change of service, I demand to speak to your manager! 

@huggy - please can go deal with this customer complaint?  [runs and hides...]