Bong!....The price of tickets for the British F1 Grand Prix are neither the most expensive or cheapest...Bong!
BBC headline story today.......
British GP among most expensiveThe British Grand Prix's cheapest race-day ticket is among the most expensive of its type on the Formula 1 calendar.
The 2013 season starts on Sunday in Melbourne, Australia - where the cheapest ticket costs £66, compared to £145 for Silverstone.
Only races in Brazil and Abu Dhabi are more expensive than Britain, while Malaysia is cheapest at £13.
Of course that £13 ticket to the Malaysian Grand Prix starts to look less of a bargain when you add on the £1200 air fare, hotels, meals, car rental and so on.
Probably best to stick to the Silverstone GP then you can be home in time for tea.
What headline next?
"Britain has the 8th biggest pet cats in Europe"?
"Britain's canals are narrower than French ones but wider that Indonesian ones" ?
Sheesh, the excitement of expectation is killing me.