The Grumble Thread - No energy for a full on rant.

[Mr Larrington]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

[mrcharly-YHT]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

Did somebody inadvertently buy the wrong (miss-shelved) product?

[Beardy]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

Did somebody inadvertently buy the wrong (miss-shelved) product?

Its the myopia. Shhh, don’t tell him.

[Tim Hall]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

With an added hundred lines for those scallywags who pick up Object A, then notice a short date version of Object A on the Dead Food Shelf, take the short date reduced with bright yellow sticker version and leave the full price version in its place. The jolly funsters that they are.

[Mr Larrington]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

Did somebody inadvertently buy the wrong (miss-shelved) product?

Oh nonononononononoyes.

[mrcharly-YHT]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

Did somebody inadvertently buy the wrong (miss-shelved) product?

Oh nonononononononoyes.

I once did this with wine.

MrsC was not impressed with the 0% alcohol bottle I presented to her.

[Cudzoziemiec]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

Can you extend this to the people who pick up a book, whether in a bookshop or a library, from Authors: A and replace it at Authors: D, or from History and replace it at Medical Sciences, etc, ect, and moreover so on? Thank you.

[Regulator]

The day after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize control of the means of production we will be tasking the Sweeney with tracking down the people who:

• Pluck items from supermarket shelves, and
• Peer at them myopically, and
• Put them back somewhere other than where they originated

and smashing up their living rooms on a basis both frequent and regular until they get the message and emigrate.

Can you extend this to the people who pick up a book, whether in a bookshop or a library, from Authors: A and replace it at Authors: D, or from History and replace it at Medical Sciences, etc, ect, and moreover so on? Thank you.

I think in Waterstones it's the staff that do that...  either that or they're employing semi-literate school leavers.

[Mr Larrington]

London Borough of Waltham Forest, u bunch of useless workshy twats: why cannot your webby SCIENCE tell me when my brown bin is next due for collection?  Black bin: yes.  Green bin: yes.  Brown bin: no, other than “fortnightly”.  I do not wish to leave the aforementioned brown bin on the pavement for eight days, y'see.

[woollypigs]

I think you will find leaving it out for 21 days will at least match one of these fortnightly days, unless there a bank holiday, then it's everyone's guess