That the lady opposite us is not Welsh (he is), she is from Birmingham. Perry Barr to be exact. 35 years ago, mind.
No. That's not true. I found that out last week, not today.
What I learned today was that the lady 4 doors down on our side also originates from Brum.
Guess which part.
Yes. Perry Barr.
35 years ago I was 16 and desperate to leave Perry Barr.
Wales would have done, but I was determined to go to more exotic climes.
I'm in Derby now...
If you get the chance have a sneaky peek in her shed in case she has
an incongruous red racing bike in there. The timing is about right, though I admit that moving to Wales after a single like theft is less likely than fencing it as quickly as possible. Even with a red bike. Still, you could pump her for information?
I know, I know, you're probably trying to settle in and make friends.
Maybe you could do it subtly? I'll leave it with you. I'll give you till the weekend before I alert the fuzz.