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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #200 on: 31 December, 2014, 07:52:29 am »
bobb's arriving today and Pete is so excited he's been awake since 6.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Shall I get a cat?
« Reply #201 on: 06 January, 2015, 01:17:26 pm »
Yes. Get a cat  :) And I'll build a massive cat ladder for it  ;D
How's that ladder coming along?
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #202 on: 08 January, 2015, 01:08:07 pm »
Yesterday Pete did a wee so big that the (flushable) cat litter clump blocked the toilet. I'm so proud.  ::-)
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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #203 on: 08 January, 2015, 01:39:41 pm »
You just need to train Pete to use the toilet properly. :)



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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #204 on: 08 January, 2015, 01:58:02 pm »
But never train them to flush!

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #205 on: 12 January, 2015, 12:51:42 pm »
He was capering last night and sadly I missed the opportunity to get a photo of him on his back legs, sort of squatting, not fully upright, with his front legs wrapped around his scratching post, looking like an incompetent pole dancer. I laughed and offended his feline dignity.
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Riggers

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #206 on: 12 January, 2015, 02:56:16 pm »
Yesterday Pete did a wee so big that the (flushable) cat litter clump blocked the toilet. I'm so proud.  ::-)


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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #207 on: 12 January, 2015, 09:16:30 pm »
I'm in a second floor flat with a back "green" that is just tarmac.
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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #208 on: 13 January, 2015, 09:32:22 pm »
You just need to train Pete to use the toilet properly. :)



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Mrs B's mum's brother & his wife used to have a paraplegic (hit by car) cat that could use a human toilet.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #209 on: 15 January, 2015, 08:16:54 pm »
I got Pete a new scratching post yesterday, which has a platform on the top. It's higher than his other ones and he decided to see if he could launch himself from it to the top of the Ikea CD towers which are next to the scratching post.

Massive, huge, humongous, hilarious fail. His leap took him about 2/3 of the way up, and he was clinging to and scrabbling up the tower with all four feet, for what seemed like forever until he realised he wasn't going to make it and jumped to the ground in a futile attempt to save his feline dignity. Then he came to me for comfort and reassurance, like a toddler who's just fallen over.  ;D
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #210 on: 29 January, 2015, 12:40:13 pm »
He likes his new catnip-stuffed hedgehog.

http://youtu.be/AFnEptSyWc0
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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #211 on: 29 January, 2015, 07:58:08 pm »
He likes his new catnip-stuffed hedgehog.

http://youtu.be/AFnEptSyWc0

My Dad's old cat Bagpuss was a bit like that. He would just sit on the mouse with it between his paws and lick it until it was totally saturated. None of the rolling about or going mad, just lots of cat spit.
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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #212 on: 29 January, 2015, 08:29:38 pm »
He likes his new catnip-stuffed hedgehog.

http://youtu.be/AFnEptSyWc0

My Dad's old cat Bagpuss was a bit like that. He would just sit on the mouse with it between his paws and lick it until it was totally saturated. None of the rolling about or going mad, just lots of cat spit.

TBH, that seems like a more sensible approach to TEH GOOD DRUGZ than the more usual rolling about.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #213 on: 31 January, 2015, 11:16:08 am »
Pete and I just went to the Groom Room at Pets at Home to get his nails clipped. He won't let me do them, but he behaved perfectly for the professionals. He was also very keen for a look in the cages of live tasty snacks!

I got him a Da Bird cat toy and tried it with him for the first time today. He was a bit mopey when we got back from his manicure (he doesn't like car journeys) but the minute he saw it he was frenzied trying to catch it. And once he did, he held it in his mouth and carried it back to his food bowl to chew on it.  ;D Something about it is clearly triggering all his hunter instincts; he's even ignoring food in his dish to attack it. I've put it away for now, but we'll try with it again later.
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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #214 on: 31 January, 2015, 04:47:11 pm »
I've never had a cat's nails clipped, but then again, all of my cats have been indoors-outdoors cats, with a cat flap, so I presume that wandering around outside wears the claws down adequately.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #215 on: 31 January, 2015, 06:25:31 pm »
Yeah, he seems to have decided he's not really interested in going out since he had his fight and split ear. He'll come out if I encourage him and stay with him, but since Christmas he's been out about twice on his own. His nails were really long and very sharp, and he's a bit stupid about retracting them; my legs are full of holes. I'd like him to go out more - there is land at the back here which would be wonderful for romping in, but he'd rather claw my legs.
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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #216 on: 31 January, 2015, 07:14:05 pm »
He may not be able to retract them fully. Our Ginge, who has been an outside cat for most of his life so his claws get worn down, can't fully retract him. You can hear him 'clicking' across the kitchen floor.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #217 on: 31 January, 2015, 07:28:49 pm »
He can. He just doesn't.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #218 on: 02 February, 2015, 12:03:05 pm »
Pete's in hospital.  :o He hasn't peed since yesterday lunchtime and he's a bit mopey and off his food. I took him up to the vet and they say his bladder is about half full and it's obviously hurting him when they palpate it. He's not keen on having thermometers shoved up his arse. They've kept him in so they can sedate him, catheterise him and do the necessary tests. With any luck I can get him later.
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Dibdib

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #219 on: 02 February, 2015, 12:04:03 pm »
GWS Pete :(

Riggers

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #220 on: 02 February, 2015, 12:38:38 pm »
Yes, get well soon Pete, and hope your visit to the doctor doesn't cost your Daddy too much.
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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #221 on: 02 February, 2015, 12:46:51 pm »
Poor Pete.  "Gentleman's Problems" are never much fun.  Get well soon old chap.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #222 on: 02 February, 2015, 12:55:46 pm »
Yes, get well soon Pete, and hope your visit to the doctor doesn't cost your Daddy too much.
Estimate is £200-300. I am glad he is insured.
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Jaded

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Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #223 on: 02 February, 2015, 01:09:30 pm »
:fingerscrossed:
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: The Chronicles of Pete
« Reply #224 on: 02 February, 2015, 01:16:46 pm »
Poor Pete. Hope he's sorted soon and given lots of fuss by the vet staff.