My umbrella is Canadian (because I only watch Canadian weather, in fact, I've invented an entire comedy series in my head called Canadian Weather, of which the pilot is entitled Mia's Soggy Sandwich – it's true, she really had to deal with her sandwich getting soggy). Anyway, it's (the umbrella, not Mia's sandwich) rated to survive wind speeds in excess of 100 kph whereas I'm only rated 50. I don't think we're in Saskatoon, Dorothy.
The Americans once had a purge of blackcurrants which means, to this day, they're mostly currant-less and have to rely on those peculiar grapes that make the ubiquitous 'grape jelly,' which is the least sweet component of the traditional PBJ sandwich.
Ferrets, for that matter, are also still illegal in some states of the US (and in others have to be licensed, however else are they going to buy a drink). A nation must be protected from slinky mustelids. Anyway, those ferrets were part-time friendly/part-time relentless rat-killing rabbit-chasing machines. Furry little terminators. So, when a young boy is looking to dawdle on hit trip to glean a fifty-pence piece, primarily for the purposes of annoying his parents for setting him the task in the first place, he may have stuck his hand in the cage during their relentless furry terminator stage. Anyway, no amount of reasoned and less reasoned persuasion would entice it to let go, so I took it home. My parents, lest you think them terrible at their task, did attend to the matter of the ferret. Strangle it, you silly sod, was the life advice issued by my father. He wasn't wrong, they do let go if you strangle them. That said, I think that's probably generically useful advice, it's just more difficult to strangle a tiger or a shark one handed.