The Equalizer
You have seen this film before….many times…. Hell, Clint Eastwood has done it before, as did Edward Woodward. You know it, something nasty happens to someone our hero likes; he gets rather upset and goes on a killing spree. Blood, gore and general mayhem ensues. We leave the cinema not having learnt anything about the world and indeed, due to the really sweet ending, I need to take an extra metformin tablet to control my blood sugar when I got home.
This really isn’t a film I would normally spend my hard earned going to the cinema to see.
So, why did I spend over £12 each on a ticket to see a film I wasn’t looking forward to? Well the reason is quite straightforward…. My considerably better half wanted to return to the new cinema in Telford…despite going there to see the rather excellent Pride only last week.
Not really a good reason eh….well it seems the new cinema has a screen with a special type of seat called “D-box.” These are motion machine like seats which move with the action. So, if the actor is on a train, you feel the points, if a gun is fired, you feel the recoil etc. Now I am not a fan of motion machines but my considerably better half is. Indeed, we spent most of our Las Vegas honeymoon riding them. So much so, I came home with a bruised lower back and neck pain which I still have 16 years later.
Was it worth the extra £4.50 for the D-box seat….well sort for a one off but it’s not something that was really needed.
In conclusion therefore, from the above you would think I hated my evening out. Actually, you would be wrong. While the film was very, very, very formulaic, the cinematograph was really good, while Denzel Washington was excellent as our brooding hero. The film was well paced with long periods of reflection intermixed with blazing periods of action. The use of power tools as instruments of death was rather funny, if disturbing! Overall, I actually really liked it, despite it not actually being my sort of film.
One last thing, I counted at least 20 deaths in this film, some of them being extremely bloody. How this film got a 15 is beyond me…..perhaps I am just getting old but it seemed to be much too violent for this rating.