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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #25 on: 09 December, 2023, 03:11:22 pm »
One drawback to induction hobs is that is something does boil over it gets everywhere and often affects the controls too. Mine only has the boost control on a touch sensitive panel, but if that gets wet everything shuts down until it’s dried. A generally minor inconvenience.
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #26 on: 09 December, 2023, 06:51:11 pm »
It's pretty hard to char an aubergine for Baba Ganoush on an induction hob...

(TBH, it's not that easy on a gas hob either, so I usually use the charcoal BBQ for that job.)

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #27 on: 09 December, 2023, 07:14:09 pm »
Pretty much the only way to make aubergines edible is to char them with nothing short of a medium-yield nuclear blast.

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #28 on: 09 December, 2023, 08:20:27 pm »
It is The King of Vegetables, for good reason.

Off with your head!

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #29 on: 09 December, 2023, 08:40:54 pm »
It literally only tastes of something if you sear it with thermonuclear fire. There's the classic scene in Terminator 8: What's Cooking? where Sarah Connor tells the Terminator no, let judgment day happen, I'm planning to make baba ganoush.

Another lie is avocado. The average UK supermarket avocado is ripe for 14 seconds. Before that it's rock, after it's slime.

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #30 on: 09 December, 2023, 09:49:22 pm »
Another lie is avocado. The average UK supermarket avocado is ripe for 14 seconds. Before that it's rock, after it's slime.

I'd not argue with that.

Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #31 on: 09 December, 2023, 11:17:39 pm »
This is what avocados are supposed to look like, and they don't taste of water either:

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #32 on: 10 December, 2023, 12:46:03 am »
At least to this Unit, that avocado looks suspiciously invisible.
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #33 on: 10 December, 2023, 01:05:12 am »
It's an http link and most browsers (well Firefox at least) insist on https these days. If you omit the [img] tags a link will be shown that you can click, and if you then agree to use http the image will load http://handsonit.co.uk/photos/2023/Avocado.jpeg

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #34 on: 10 December, 2023, 09:33:14 am »
One drawback to induction hobs is that is something does boil over it gets everywhere and often affects the controls too. Mine only has the boost control on a touch sensitive panel, but if that gets wet everything shuts down until it’s dried. A generally minor inconvenience.

OTOH, when that does happen, it's much easier to wipe up the overspill from an induction hob than a gas one.

It's pretty hard to char an aubergine for Baba Ganoush on an induction hob...

(TBH, it's not that easy on a gas hob either, so I usually use the charcoal BBQ for that job.)

Surely any self-respecting modern foodie has a blowtorch for such tasks?

(In truth, I find it perfectly acceptable to char aubergines under the grill - it would be too much faff to fire up the barbecue specially.)
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #35 on: 10 December, 2023, 10:02:14 am »
Pretty much the only way to make aubergines edible is to char them with nothing short of a medium-yield nuclear blast.

Aubergines exist for one reason.

To soak up spilt oil.
It is simpler than it looks.

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #36 on: 10 December, 2023, 10:04:36 am »
It's a little-known fact* that the Royal Society for the Prevention of Birbs uses aubergines to clean pollution-befouled seagulls.

* Lie.
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #37 on: 10 December, 2023, 10:12:27 am »
Pretty much the only way to make aubergines edible is to char them with nothing short of a medium-yield nuclear blast.

Aubergines exist for one reason.

To soak up spilt oil.


It’s surely easier to drink it from the bottle?

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #38 on: 10 December, 2023, 05:36:36 pm »
Back in the risotto wars, I'm going to make some tonight. Originally I used to follow La Cloake's version of the bit by bit method but lately I've been using her more recent 'bung it all in it'll be fine' method. I have found I've been making a pile of gloop lately though so tonight I might be trying the bit by bit method again.
Only problem with that is getting it and the halibut to be ready at the same time....

Has anyone tried making risotto in a rice cooker? (Not that I have one, just interested)
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #39 on: 10 December, 2023, 06:33:31 pm »
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Pretty much the only way to make aubergines edible is to char them with nothing short of a medium-yield nuclear blast.
Aubergines exist for one reason.

To soak up spilt oil.
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #40 on: 10 December, 2023, 06:48:08 pm »
Back in the risotto wars, I'm going to make some tonight. Originally I used to follow La Cloake's version of the bit by bit method but lately I've been using her more recent 'bung it all in it'll be fine' method. I have found I've been making a pile of gloop lately though so tonight I might be trying the bit by bit method again.
Only problem with that is getting it and the halibut to be ready at the same time....

Has anyone tried making risotto in a rice cooker? (Not that I have one, just interested)

I always leave my risotto to “rest” off the heat after adding the butter at the end, plenty of time to cook fish. Halibut’s posh! 
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #41 on: 10 December, 2023, 07:07:58 pm »
If it’s good enough for Jehovah it’s good enough for Pingus.  Or something.
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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #42 on: 11 December, 2023, 07:39:50 am »
I use supermarket own brand 'italian style hard cheese' and it is just fine, and actually vegetarian. I get infeasibly cross when the online shopping sends an unadvertised sub of the posh expensive 'real' stuff.

Which you can, of course, refuse to accept. Any subs we get are on the receipt emailed before delivery so we have a heads up,is that not the case with your supplier of choice?
They are supposed to be flagged, yes. But parmesan is one that has been subbed without noitifcation a few times - from a couple of different supermarkets!

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Re: the big fat lies of Big Kitchen
« Reply #43 on: 11 December, 2023, 04:19:40 pm »
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Pretty much the only way to make aubergines edible is to char them with nothing short of a medium-yield nuclear blast.
Aubergines exist for one reason.

To soak up spilt oil.
Mmmmm, μελιτζάνες τιγανέτες.  Yum.
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