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Title: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 06:39:11 am
At the request of the MEMWNS Founding Fathers, this is a thread for reports and other important nonsense, leaving the main thread free for planning  :thumbsup:

It won't catch on but it should avoid a doctrinal schism between the traditional believers and the new heretics in advance of epiphany.

I didn't make it out last night which sounds as if it was just as well as I wouldn't have caught the departure at Spa and the peloton was then 45 minutes late at the King Billy.  No doubt DL will be along shortly with a picture of a pint of beer and a detailed report on Sister Carol's puncture fun.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 26 November, 2015, 08:31:05 am
Thanks for getting us set up Ted it's nice to get our right to free speech back  :o  :thumbsup:

Indeed another healthy peloton was formed at Spa upon my arrival with Huggy, OD, Andy (aka Hustler/Quaffer), SSN Giles Gavin and Sister Carol who was mid puncture change! We set off with Sister Carol's words about tyre's not lasting longer than 20 miles ringing in our ears........

Just a short way along the Terling Road the super fast Kiwi that is Tippers emerged from the darkness to latch onto the back of the peloton and not too much further on from this on the approach into Terling our Sister picked up another puncture on his expensive Italian Stallions...... look great but not up to the job!!

Here my oil rig lighting system came into their own as I provided ample light as the tyre change took place which wasn't any old tyre change as OD carrying everything including the kitchen sink on Fred produced a rather better rear tyre replacement for SC  :thumbsup:
After most cars coming up to us stopping no doubt down to my OTT lighting and fluorescent Proviz gilet we were back under way with a rather angry OD  :demon: as we were 30 mins behind schedule having let Mr Gore himself know.

As we turned towards the ford in Terling OD's night got even better as our Sister announced he was heading straight to the pub and not partaking in a bit of COR Flitch Way action  :'(

Things were going pretty well as we swept up Tomsk and Jiber aka Mr Gore who much to Ted's delight was fully branded up in the stuff which hurt poor OD's eyes  ::-) onto the FW we went to partake in a bit of CX with mud flying up everywhere and then kindly Jiber had stopped at the front of the peloton to make us aware of a branch that had fallen across the path.
Most sensible types got off and lifted their bikes over but I decided a bunny hop would be sufficient and attempted this which ended in epic fail as the rear wheel refused to follow the front  :-[

Finally we arrived at the Billy where we stubled across Sister Carol and the Danbury Dogger. We sampled some of the home brew from the onsite micro brewery Moody Goose first up Stark Mild followed by Brainstormer and then one other that I can't remember.

Another super evening as always  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 26 November, 2015, 10:08:41 am
I did indeed forget to add that SSN's choice of attire last night was more July than November..... Fingerless gloves and shorts
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 11:34:41 am
I see that OD has put up a duplicate report on the planning thread.

At his age he's easily confused I suppose.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Kim on 26 November, 2015, 11:41:15 am
At the request of the MEMWNS Founding Fathers, this is a thread for reports and other important nonsense, leaving the main thread free for planning  :thumbsup:

What's a MEMWNS?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 11:46:30 am
Mid Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series - offspring of the long-running thread.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Kim on 26 November, 2015, 11:50:00 am
Mid Essex Mid Week Nocturnal Series - offspring of the long-running thread.

Ah!  Brain fade...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 November, 2015, 12:17:56 pm
Where do we post off-topic, pointless questions?

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 12:20:12 pm
Welcome to the dark side.  There is no such thing as a silly question here.

You are amongst friends now.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 November, 2015, 12:20:56 pm
Is there a MEMWNS meta-discussions thread?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 26 November, 2015, 12:21:25 pm

I see that OD has put up a duplicate report on the planning thread.

At his age he's easily confused I suppose.

It certainly looks that way Ted......
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 26 November, 2015, 12:22:06 pm

Is there a MEMWNS meta-discussions thread?

Not as yet I guess it depends on whether this one gets vetoed or not!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 12:22:52 pm
Is there a MEMWNS meta-discussions thread?

Navel gazing is always fun.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 26 November, 2015, 02:03:06 pm

Is there a MEMWNS meta-discussions thread?

Not as yet I guess it depends on whether this one gets vetoed or not!

Surely a 'MEMWNS thread for topics that don't justify a thread of their own'?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 November, 2015, 02:11:33 pm
Maybe we need a MEMWNS board.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 02:15:08 pm
That would be fun to moderate  ::-)

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 November, 2015, 02:41:51 pm
Is this anarchy breaking out??? 

 ;D

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 02:44:29 pm
vive la revolution.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 26 November, 2015, 02:45:31 pm
Is this anarchy breaking out??? 

 ;D

I think we're just following orders m'lord.....   :-X
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2015, 02:46:19 pm
Yeah, watch out the big boss is here.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 November, 2015, 06:25:12 pm
One of Mrs Tippers family members going great guns. Mr Joe Holt...CLICKY (https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/gbcyclingteam/article/20151126-gb-cyclingteam-news-Clancy-withdraws-from-UCI-Track-Cycling-World-Cup-squad-0)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 26 November, 2015, 07:28:37 pm
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 November, 2015, 07:36:38 pm
One of Mrs Tippers family members going great guns. Mr Joe Holt...CLICKY (https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/gbcyclingteam/article/20151126-gb-cyclingteam-news-Clancy-withdraws-from-UCI-Track-Cycling-World-Cup-squad-0)

 :thumbsup: too
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 November, 2015, 08:23:19 pm
We will all be candidates after Jan 13th ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 November, 2015, 08:34:34 pm
Another bloody Essex thread!!
just another couple of Essex threads and we'll have a whole page to keep at the top of the recently updated  :D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 November, 2015, 12:15:33 am
Splitters.......
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 November, 2015, 09:14:15 am
On the subject of challenges for next year...does anyone use untappd ?  It is basically strava for real ale.

500 different beers in 12 months seems like a decent target  :thumbsup:

We can fit SRs, the BCM, OD's stalkathon etc round that as time allows.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 November, 2015, 09:37:15 am
On the subject of challenges for next year...does anyone use untappd ?  It is basically strava for real ale.

500 different beers in 12 months seems like a decent target  :thumbsup:

We can fit SRs, the BCM, OD's stalkathon etc round that as time allows.

I used it for a bit while I was in the US.  Didn't think to use it here... hmmm...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 November, 2015, 10:07:03 am
I've now got Untappd on my phone, good suggestion ted.  It's like grown up trainspotting (I used to enjoy trainspotting).
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 November, 2015, 11:33:47 am
I popped into Condor yesterday, just because I was in the area, and now they're trying to sell me one of these ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_0029_zpshxthb971.jpg)

I was stupid enough to give them my email address (and mobile number  ::-)  ) so they've just sent me a quote - £1600 including a frame fitting.  Given my profession you'd think I'd know better than to divulge contact details.

Mind you, it's a beautiful, beautiful bike.  I think I'd call her Fanny.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 November, 2015, 11:37:19 am
Forget the profession and contact details...I thought you would know better than to 'pop' into Condor
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 November, 2015, 11:50:38 am
Forget the profession and contact details...I thought you would know better than to 'pop' into Condor

I know, I know.

I've never really got on with the Condor folks, I've previously found them a bit snooty and off-hand.  However, yesterday they were really friendly and helpful.  I'm doomed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 November, 2015, 12:55:30 pm
Er, probably not the best looking fanny I've ever seen!  :facepalm:


But if it has all the kit in the photo that's an amazing deal, they are very good bikes, common as muck though.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 November, 2015, 01:25:21 pm
That is one handsome looking bike.

They always look very n+1 whenever you see them out and about.

I know we're all about Genesis here but (whisper it) they seem a bit of a step up.

You must resist - for a while at least.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 November, 2015, 01:30:34 pm
I know, I know.

I've never really got on with the Condor folks, I've previously found them a bit snooty and off-hand.  However, yesterday they were really friendly and helpful.  I'm doomed.

Don't do it OD.........!


I know we're all about Genesis here but (whisper it) they seem a bit of a step up.


As Ted said Genesis are the contracted new bike purchase of choice for Mid Essex so any deviations from this will cause the legal department huge problems and potentially result in a loss of a bike provider  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 November, 2015, 01:31:45 pm
And if you get a new fast bike who will keep me company at the back ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 November, 2015, 01:35:47 pm
And if you get a new fast bike who will keep me company at the back ?

Despite drooling over Parlees and Storcks I will keep to the contract Ted and look at a Day One disc or Flyer so as not to upset the sponsors........
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 November, 2015, 01:47:16 pm
If any of you are in the City/Square Mile area of that London and fancy looking at some #bikeporn pop into the Gresham Street store for these guys www.bespokecycling.com (http://www.bespokecycling.com)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 November, 2015, 04:43:08 pm
You must resist - for a while at least.

The bit that gets me is what would I do with Son of Oscar the Ribble?  I can't stand waste and the thought of him sat in the garage doing nothing would grieve me something cruel.  This is why Claud the roadified MTB and Arthur the folding Dahon got donated to a bikes for Africa project as I couldn't bear the thought of them just gathering dust.

As it is once the novelty of Fred has worn off I will be wheeling SoO out when a lighter bike is required but Fanny the Fratelo would do exactly the same job.  That said if any knows of a good home for SoO please let me know.  I'm not bothered about selling him, I would just want to be sure he was getting ridden regularly.

And if you get a new fast bike who will keep me company at the back ?

I'm going to make a conscious effort to spend more time at the back.  I've no idea why I seem to gravitate to the front more often than I think is healthy.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 November, 2015, 06:45:28 pm
It's a lot of fun at the back.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 November, 2015, 06:57:16 pm
It's a lot of fun at the back.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 November, 2015, 09:11:10 am
The rest of the world has noticed we're trying to dominate them!  CLICKY. (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=94476.0)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 November, 2015, 09:13:40 am
We are very dominant people.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 November, 2015, 09:24:38 am
We are very dominant people.

It's all you and DL's fault  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 November, 2015, 09:25:58 am
Most things are but we like our new home and it does mean the old thread can be kept clear for (not advanced) planning. 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 November, 2015, 09:40:49 am
I think we need another thread, to keep the original thread clear of gratuitous forward planning.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 November, 2015, 10:06:34 am
What do we all think about the suggestion that there should be a dedicated mid-Essex board?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Ruthie on 28 November, 2015, 10:18:45 am
If you had a dedicated board I'd be most unlikely to look at it, whereas at the moment I often stalk you all to see what they're doing in Forrin.

Splitters.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 November, 2015, 10:23:59 am
If you had a dedicated board I'd be most unlikely to look at it, whereas at the moment I often stalk you all to see what they're doing in Forrin.

Splitters.

 ;D

You must come down and see us all  :-*
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 November, 2015, 02:00:01 pm
Wot I put on the Essex Taking over the World topic:

Quote from: Oscar's dad on Today at 09:35:05 am

'...we all meet up regularly, our relationships with each other isn't largely virtual... yacf, in our world, is a massive force for good.'

Yes, indeed, and a very useful tool for me as an AUK organiser, which is why I'm more than happy to make my small monthly contribution to the funds.

I've no objection to a sub-board, though fwiw.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 November, 2015, 12:13:51 pm
I caught the last bit of the Revolution series last night.  One of the Wiggins riders - Owain  Duill?  - was riding a 110" gear in the Madison.   If that is an option at the National Velodrome I nominate Tomsk and the BFC. 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 November, 2015, 06:05:45 pm
I think a sub-board would be interesting, but I quite like it all in one thread - less to hunt down or miss in that format... suspect a sub-forum will be a great idea as the nights draw in, and less so when its sunny out there again :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 December, 2015, 11:14:46 am
So, we are now looking at a Mid Essex Audax Thread (MEAT) on the audax board  :o

This could be a good place to plan our campaign for BCM, run a roll call for Santa Special and events to follow and generally keep the planning and reporting threads on this board free for the important things like beer, bitching and (occasionally) bikes. 

Huggy, the rest of us are in enough trouble for starting new threads, over to you to start MEAT.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 December, 2015, 11:26:52 am
So, we are now looking at a Mid Essex Audax Thread (MEAT) on the audax board  :o

This could be a good place to plan our campaign for BCM, run a roll call for Santa Special and events to follow and generally keep the planning and reporting threads on this board free for the important things like beer, bitching and (occasionally) bikes. 

Huggy, the rest of us are in enough trouble for starting new threads, over to you to start MEAT.... :thumbsup:

That way Huggy, OD can provide you with loads of abuse about being a splitter.....  :o even though it was down to him that the split happened  ::-)  :P
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 December, 2015, 12:41:55 pm
History isn't my big thing but I think DL and ted are a bit like Henry VIII taking England away from Rome and forming the CoE just because they couldn't take a bit of constructive feedback  ;D

I bet old Henry wasn't beyond a bit of dogging!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 08:08:14 am
Despite some of our regulars being unavailable we still managed to muster 6 machines on the road last night - me, huggy, bobb, Beer Fueled Commuter, AndyC33 and Tomsk.

Keen to pursue my new policy of sitting at the back chatting I requested a gentlemanly pace, a request that was largely ignored.  I did manage some chatting interspersed with grabbing large lungfuls of air!  The weather was unseasonably mild and jiber's route went down well.

Once we got to the Woolie we lied about us all being CAMRA members so were granted access to their mini-beer fest.  jibers and his lovely WAG Josie soon rocked up and a most convivial evening commenced.

The Witham peloton took a direct route back which saw us returning home on a Wednesday.

Although I say so myself I'm rather pleased with my new Christmas jumper cycling jersey ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpsyntwwwz3.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 08:13:36 am
History isn't my big thing but I think DL and ted are a bit like Henry VIII taking England away from Rome and forming the CoE just because they couldn't take a bit of constructive feedback  ;D

I bet old Henry wasn't beyond a bit of dogging!


I can certainly see you in the Cardinal Wolsey role.  You share extravagant and avant garde dress sense but also a desire to cling on to traditional ways when the world is changing around you.

If DL is Henry VIII, I will be Lord Chancellor Richard Rich, of course.   Tomsk is Thomas More, Huggy is Cromwell and in a weirdly anachronistic turn, Tippers is Friar Tuck  ;D

Time to get dissolving.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 December, 2015, 08:15:04 am
What about The Hustler?
Not sure Jiber would approve of the non matching arm wear......
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 08:25:18 am
Time to get dissolving.

Oh I wish you hadn't said that  ::-)  Oaky will be along in a minute to explain (again!) how dissolving solids in a mug of hot water changes the note when said mug is tapped with a spoon.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 08:27:33 am
Hustler, Bishop Fisher.

I am sure there are a number of things that our very own Beau Brummell did not approve of in relation to OD's outfit.  He really does push the boundaries of avant garde, if such a thing is even possible.

I hope to return to the back of the peloton shortly to keep my new companion OD happy. It will be good to have someone to converse with about the Church's 16th century schism with Rome, transubstantiation, the Reformation and the like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 08:58:21 am
Over the coming dark months there'll be no need to bore each other senseless with tales of previous daring doings or plans for the future involving the ECEing of some obscure audax whose faintly amusing name tries to convince prospective riders that hooning through the night only to grab forty winks in the windy corner of a petrol station forecourt is fun - Type 2 or otherwise.

Instead ted will be delivering some short lectures on exactly who Bishop Fisher, Richard Rich etc are and how they relate to recent events plus  members of the MEMWNS peloton.  ted you'll get bonus points if you can incorporate mime and finger puppets into your deliveries.

Of course Tomsk can fall asleep at the back as he knows all this stuff already.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 December, 2015, 09:00:44 am
^  ;D

...Tomsk is Thomas More...

Yes indeed, that's me, A Man for All Seasons.

Now all we need are six WAGs, and a man with a very large axe...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 09:03:26 am
Of course Tomsk can fall asleep at the back as he knows all this stuff already.

See, told you ...

^  ;D

...Tomsk is Thomas More...

Yes indeed, that's me, A Man for All Seasons.

Now all we need are six WAGs, and a man with a very large axe...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 09:12:44 am
Hang on, who was it who started the Henry VIII guff ?

Usual suspect of course.

I am happier discoursing on beer, bikes and boats.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 09:24:50 am
I am happier discoursing on beer, bikes and boats.

You're being way too modest, there's soooo much more you could give  ;D 

Last night The Compasses quiz night on Wednesday 16th was discussed and it decided we should enter at least one team given we have so many clever people to hand.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 10:44:36 am
I can see us doing well in the round on what happens to liquids when you dissolve solids, there's always a round on that at pub quizzes.

Beau Brummell can cover fashion and Middlesbrough FC (as distinct from sport).

The Hustler will do the Jarrow March and fair trade coconut oil, again banker rounds.

You will obviously do Yohji Yamamoto.

Not sure what the rest of us will be bringing to the table though.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 10:49:23 am
You will obviously do Yohji Yamamoto.

I will?  :o

Isn't Yohji Yamamoto a brand of car tyre?  I'm sure I saw the name on hoardings at the Japanese Gran Prix.  I was watching on the telly, unlike Oaky I haven't been further east than Harwich - or was it Lowestoft?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 December, 2015, 10:52:12 am
^^^^ probably best you don't do the geography round  ::-)

Will there be a round on the goings on at Hurrells do we think....? We should be well covered there with the Danbury dogger and all the interest you guys currently hold in it  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 10:59:46 am
I don't know a lot about pub quizzes but it's Essex so it's almost certainly a legal requirement that there is a dogging round.

A chance for you to shine.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 December, 2015, 11:03:56 am
I don't know a lot about pub quizzes but it's Essex so it's almost certainly a legal requirement that there is a dogging round.

A chance for you to shine.

I merely use the name old chap it's other members of this parish that hold all the knowledge about it  :-\  :o  ::-)  :-[
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 11:20:35 am
I don't know a lot about pub quizzes but it's Essex so it's almost certainly a legal requirement that there is a dogging round.

A chance for you to shine.

I merely use the name old chap it's other members of this parish that hold all the knowledge about it  :-\  :o  ::-)  :-[

That is a flagrant and despicable lie!  Was it not you who did some on-line research and found out that Dogger's Lane was favoured by gay and transsexual doggers and all the activity went on in the parked vans as opposed to in the nature reserve as we originally suspected???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 December, 2015, 11:24:31 am
That is a flagrant and despicable lie!  Was it not you who did some on-line research and found out that Dogger's Lane was favoured by gay and transsexual doggers and all the activity went on in the parked vans as opposed to in the nature reserve as we originally suspected???

I can indeed confirm that I established that HL is the TV dogging capital of Essex, the van thing was merely an observation whilst riding past, I believe it was you that suggested that the nature reserve was involved......  ::-)

Since then I have left it to other members to regularly bring up HL  O:-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2015, 11:32:20 am
Lies.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 December, 2015, 11:36:15 am
Lies.

Got any evidence...  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 12:12:13 pm
You two are fascinated by it.

At least I know what you talk about at the front of the peloton now.

The Hustler and I (when he slows down for me) discuss weightier matters like 1980s indie music.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 December, 2015, 12:35:35 pm
You two are fascinated by it.

At least I know what you talk about at the front of the peloton now.

The Hustler and I (when he slows down for me) discuss weightier matters like 1980s indie music.

I said they were more fascinated by it than me thanks Ted  :thumbsup: does he give you tips on riding fixed and what the best courier bags are that you can buy?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 12:41:26 pm
The BFC is my fixed guru.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 December, 2015, 12:53:57 pm
The BFC is my fixed guru.



Of course he is silly me, shouldn't it be Tomsk though  ::-) (just thinking back to his rapid departure down Market Hill the other week)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 December, 2015, 01:37:10 pm
Yebbut, yebbut he's got disc brakes.

Oh, and he's much better than I am at riding bikes, that probably helps too.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2015, 09:24:26 am
In the absense (again) of ted and his little friend Doggers Lane it falls to me I suppose to report on last night's ride.

Myself, bobb, Beer Fueled Commuter, young squrrelly chap (who had lights and gloves  :thumbsup: ), huggy plus Oaky set off from the Spa Road roundabout accompanied by festive tunz from the new and improved Carradice Bluetooth sound system.

The weather was colder, sub 10degs, but still unseasonably warm.  TMNH was conquered and the tunz turned off (one can have too much of a good thing).  Between the Hanningfields the peloton split with myself and huggy bringing up the rear, apparently I was being slow.  We briefly sighted bobb but never caught him and then he pressed on homewards.

Myself and huggy finally got to The Wheatsheaf to find the rest of the crew and jibers who had been there for some time.  Tomsk was there too.  The pi55 had clearly been ripped prior to my arrival as after I had wrestled the Magic Bag Midi TM through the door one of the locals said to me "Oh hello, you're the slow one are you?"

Given that Andy C33 wasn't with us either an impromptu kitty was organised and huggy elected himself Beer Bitch.  huggy has also come up with a Good Idea TM, I'll let him explain, it has been noted in The Little Book of Big Ideas.

After a couple of tasty pints (can't remember what they were called) I headed for the train station  :thumbsup:

Last night saw Fred achieve his first 1000 miles - good lad.

All in all a very nice evening.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 December, 2015, 09:55:01 am
I would only have slowed you down further.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2015, 10:07:28 am
I would only have slowed you down further.

Don't worry, it's difficult to chat whilst puffed out!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 December, 2015, 10:28:55 am
I will see if I can get out next week but it doesn't look likely.  Too many off sites and too much man flu  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2015, 10:45:18 am
I will see if I can get out next week but it doesn't look likely.  Too many off sites and too much man flu  :facepalm:

It's the quiz next Wednesday - we'll need you.  You're allowed to come by car.  I'll bring you a flash of Lemsip.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 December, 2015, 11:17:50 am
It's the quiz next Wednesday - we'll need you.  You're allowed to come by car.  I'll bring you a flash of Lemsip.

Will he bring much to the table though........  ???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 December, 2015, 11:23:42 am

 You're allowed to come by car. 

Coming by car, going home by train.  What is MEMWNS coming to when the godfather has let his personal standards drop so far.

Perhaps, after Xmas, Tomsk could lead you through an intensive course of behavioural therapy based around the true meaning of MEMWNS.  It could be your personal epiphany  O:-)

I doubt the quiz team will be any stronger or weaker whether I make it or not.  I have a sneaking suspicion that it is already a fairly formidable prospect.  If enough people pitch up at Spa you could even have A and B teams.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 December, 2015, 11:26:58 am

Coming by car, going home by train.  What is MEMWNS coming to when the godfather has let his personal standards drop so far.


It's sad times unfortunately nowadays Ted with these train journeys and the encouragement of travelling to from said venues by motor assisted transport.....  ::-) although we are yet to have it denied that Fred has a motor fitted somewhere  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2015, 11:28:54 am
It's the quiz next Wednesday - we'll need you.  You're allowed to come by car.  I'll bring you a flash of Lemsip.

Will he bring much to the table though........  ???

I think he will, we all will!  You'll bring your encyclopaedic knowledge of dogging even though you're now pretending you aren't the expert you formally claimed to be  ;D

Anyhow, where were you last night?  Are you going to improve on your rabbit hutch excuse?  I don't like it when you're not with us as our "friends" naturally gravitate to taking the piss out of me when there isn't a readily available alternative - like you.  I don't mind them taking the piss out of me but I'm such an easy target so taking the piss isn't very challenging - it makes them lazy.  You provide some much needed variety.  It's a bit like feeding lions in safari parks, if you simply chuck a dead horse down in front of them it ultimately does said lions no good at all.  Much better to cut the dead horse up into tiny pieces and hide the bits up trees and stuff.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2015, 11:32:54 am

 You're allowed to come by car. 
Coming by car, going home by train.  What is MEMWNS coming to when the godfather has let his personal standards drop so far.

Perhaps, after Xmas, Tomsk could lead you through an intensive course of behavioural therapy based around the true meaning of MEMWNS.  It could be your personal epiphany  O:-)

Fear not, I guard my personal motivation jealously it is such a precious commodity, there is method to my perceived madness.  Come the New Year you might detect a change.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 December, 2015, 11:33:53 am

I think he will, we all will!  You'll bring your encyclopaedic knowledge of dogging even though you're now pretending you aren't the expert you formally claimed to be  ;D

Anyhow, where were you last night?  Are you going to improve on your rabbit hutch excuse?  I don't like it when you're not with us as our "friends" naturally gravitate to taking the piss out of me when there isn't a readily available alternative - like you.  I don't mind them taking the piss out of me but I'm such an easy target so taking the piss isn't very challenging - it makes them lazy.  You provide some much needed variety.  It's a bit like feeding lions in safari parks, if you simply chuck a dead horse down in front of them it ultimately does said lions no good at all.  Much better to cut the dead horse up into tiny pieces and hide the bits up trees and stuff.

As I believe I have mentioned on these pages before, it appears that others of this parish are more fascinated by doggers Hurrell Lane as regularly routing us down there proves - I avoid it like the plague  O:-)

I was somewhat put off by the mention of a train journey home last night  :facepalm: and didn't fancy a potential trip back from Chelmo on me jack jones so decided to watch the Apprentice instead  ;D

It must of been a tough night for you without myself and The Hustler to abuse.....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2015, 11:35:55 am
Like I said, you, ted and the grudging Beer Bitch were missed.  Anyhow, I must get on with some work ...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 December, 2015, 11:37:22 am
Like I said, you, ted and the grudging Beer Bitch were missed.  Anyhow, I must get on with some work ...

Always nice to hear   :-*
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 December, 2015, 12:24:49 pm
I think he means an off site with a customer.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 10 December, 2015, 12:29:16 pm
I was somewhat put off by the mention of a train journey home last night  :facepalm: and didn't fancy a potential trip back from Chelmo on me jack jones so decided to watch the Apprentice instead  ;D
It was only OD that left early to give his overworked liver a rest and his underused legs a rest from Chelmsford to Witham on the train.  Four of us cycled all the way home to Witham  :smug:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 December, 2015, 12:33:44 pm
Tomsk probably went home via Ipswich just to stretch his legs a bit and make OD feel even worse about bailing.

I am finding it very easy to comment on the laziness of others when I haven't even managed to get out on a Wednesday night for weeks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 December, 2015, 01:37:26 pm
Another great night, after not having any rear stopping for the last 15 miles part of my ride last night I investigated and replaced the pads - noticed the disc looked warped, took it off, its pancake flat... I can only assume the 'buckle' sensation must be a bent spindle now.... not come across one of those since I was a kid!

I guess the question is do I get a new rear wheel or try and source a new QR spindle?!? (I have mentioned how much I hate cone bearing adjustment! LOL)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 December, 2015, 02:56:44 pm
Yeah, don't repair stuff. Replace it.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2015, 03:11:50 pm
And just in case any of you think I was kidding when I said me and Fred were getting the train home last night and in reality we beat Tomsk to Ipswich here is Fred atmospherically posing next to a bag of litter on a windswept Chelmsford railway station platform ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2382_zpscvq4js5d.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 December, 2015, 04:57:15 pm
^^^^^ were you disappointed not to receive a personal message from the driver?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 December, 2015, 02:00:04 pm
Right folks....Santa Special, I know a few of us are signed up for it.

Anyone else planning on riding up to Bentley?

I am planning on heading off from home around 6 so I can relax at the hall with breakfast before the off. Happy to meet along the way somewhere or at the hall.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 December, 2015, 02:06:16 pm
I am planning to ride up to Bentley.  It's not exactly far.  Mind you after having my first ride in two weeks yesterday, I might not be saying that on Sunday.

Switching to gears for this.  Is it a thing that when you go from fixed to gears your pedalling becomes a bit odd ?  For the first few miles yesterday it was almost as if I was missing a bit of the circle  :o



Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 December, 2015, 04:52:44 pm
I've not looked at the route, but I think I will be getting dropped off at Bentley...

In other news, new axel on rear hasn't fixed wheel, so I've been down the bike shop and we discovered 3 defects in the side wall and put the wheel on a stand and its very very slightly buckled... rear disc is bent also... so new disc to install tonight and swap over the Mondials for a spare set of Duranos.... it will be interesting to see what effect that has on the ride over to the PH on Wed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 December, 2015, 05:19:21 pm
Excellent, you can go with the fast lot then.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 14 December, 2015, 05:54:58 pm
Switching to gears for this.  Is it a thing that when you go from fixed to gears your pedalling becomes a bit odd ?  For the first few miles yesterday it was almost as if I was missing a bit of the circle  :o


That's perfectly normal! Your legs get used to being pushed over the dead spot on fixed.

I think I shall drive to the start on Sunday. Bit worried about my knee which I twisted yesterday when I fell over. I thought the falling over thing would stop when I stopped drinking  :P
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 December, 2015, 06:01:55 pm
... I thought the falling over thing would stop when I stopped drinking  :P

Stopping drinking doesn't make you immune from gravity!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 December, 2015, 07:37:23 pm
Switching to gears for this.  Is it a thing that when you go from fixed to gears your pedalling becomes a bit odd ?  For the first few miles yesterday it was almost as if I was missing a bit of the circle  :o


That's perfectly normal! Your legs get used to being pushed over the dead spot on fixed.

I think I shall drive to the start on Sunday. Bit worried about my knee which I twisted yesterday when I fell over. I thought the falling over thing would stop when I stopped drinking  :P

Thank you.  You can be my deputy fixed guru.  I even got off the bike to check the bb  :facepalm:

I think I am beginning to prefer fixed overall.  Maybe a case of n-1 in the new year.

So, I think we have the following riding on Sunday:

1. me
2. Tippers
3. Bobb
4. Beau Brummell
5.the Hustler
6. Sister Carol
7. Doggers
8. Tomsk S Eliot

Looks like too many fast ones for my liking.  Bobb, I will be relying on your knee staying bad so that I can have some company.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 December, 2015, 07:14:27 am
Did you win last night?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 December, 2015, 07:34:11 am
According to Beau Brummell's Facebook feed, yes of course they did.  No doubt a full report will follow...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 December, 2015, 07:40:29 am
According to Beau Brummell's Facebook feed, yes of course they did.  No doubt a full report will follow...

Ah, I missed that.  Well done chaps!  Was there a section on dogging?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 17 December, 2015, 09:08:57 am
Did you win last night?

Is that a stupid question? Of course we did! can't quite remember the final score but we were clearly out of sight of the opposition. Feeling slightly jaded this morning....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 December, 2015, 09:54:27 am
Did you win last night?

Is that a stupid question? Of course we did! can't quite remember the final score but we were clearly out of sight of the opposition. Feeling slightly jaded this morning....

 ;D

Sorry I bailed out at the last minute but work was getting out of hand yesterday afternoon plus I too was feeling jaded after a work event (or "off site" as ted refers to them) on Tuesday.  I spent nearly £400 on booze and a bit of food, no idea what my colleagues spent and there weren't that many customers with us.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 December, 2015, 10:18:44 am
Oh by the way, on Tuesday night I was introduced to espresso martinis.  The vodka martinis were quite nice too.  If I find any MEMWNS pubs serving the above mentioned I shall be forsaking the beer and G&T ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2396_zps099lmm2g.jpg)
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2398_zpsdl9pgvu9.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 December, 2015, 10:38:40 am
I like that you are embracing the new you - not so much beer and bikes but plenty of cocktails and swag.

Perhaps you are better suited to TOWIE than MEMWNS  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: L CC on 17 December, 2015, 02:01:29 pm
1. me
2. Tippers
3. Bobb
4. Beau Brummell
5.the Hustler
6. Sister Carol
7. Doggers
8. Tomsk S Eliot

Should I be preparing an 'Essex Special' pickled eggs lunch for y'all?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 December, 2015, 11:40:12 pm
1. me
2. Tippers
3. Bobb
4. Beau Brummell
5.the Hustler
6. Sister Carol
7. Doggers
8. Tomsk S Eliot

Should I be preparing an 'Essex Special' pickled eggs lunch for y'all?
No!  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 December, 2015, 10:13:56 am
For some, the trauma of the 'Initiation Ceremony' is enough to put them off pickled eggs for life  ;D...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 December, 2015, 10:50:15 am
There were 3 chaps at the bar putting pickled eggs in crisp packets on Wednesday night, their crisp of choice was cheese & onion. No reason behind it, though they did say no point in using salt & vinegar as there is enough vinegar on the eggs already... horses for courses I guess!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 December, 2015, 02:09:16 pm
For some, the trauma of the 'Initiation Ceremony' is enough to put them off pickled eggs for life  ;D...

It's the flashbacks that keep the trauma alive  :P

With OD's retirement from audax (and, it appears, beer), we only really have Bobb representing the original Pickled Kings on Sunday.

Their love of pickled eggs has spread to an alarmingly high number of mid-essexers who actually seem to enjoy eating these monstrosities.  We also have a disproportionate number of marmite lovers. I am in neither camp, my audax weapon of choice being scotch eggs.

I think we all share an enjoyment of Essex energy drinks though and are certainly open to any offers on that line...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 18 December, 2015, 02:15:22 pm
Have you tried a pickled egg with marmite, Ted? Food for the dogs...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 December, 2015, 02:19:22 pm
I like my dogs though  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 December, 2015, 03:08:50 pm
On Tuesday evening I washed down a rather fine Scotch egg with my espresso Martini. The yolk was still runny and the sausage meat beautifully seasoned.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 December, 2015, 03:20:17 pm
That's the sort of bling scotch egg that I would expect a lover of cocktails to be eating.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 December, 2015, 03:23:18 pm
That's the sort of bling scotch egg that I would expect a lover of cocktails to be eating.

Stick with me kiddo and I'll cure you of your rough heathen ways  :-*
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 December, 2015, 03:35:27 pm
Actually, I have to confess I was drinking Porn Stars, mojitos and WooWoos last night.

In my defence there was no ale available at said premises.

I am not certain that Turkish restaurants are big on scotch eggs but had they been I am sure they would have been suitably bling.

You can think on us hooning up to Norfolk or wherever we are going on Sunday and living on ginsters and milk shakes as you sit drinking espresso martinis and eating freshly peeled grapes .
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 December, 2015, 03:39:32 pm
That's sounds lovely, do have fun.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 December, 2015, 03:49:49 pm
I'm not entirely sure I am in quite the same condition as I was 3 weeks ago  :facepalm:

It does look like nice weather though.

Back to shorts and knee warmers and long sleeve summer jerseys which is more like September than December.  We will think of you often as we speed through the lanes of Suffolk singing Carols and spreading good will to all people.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 December, 2015, 03:56:34 pm
We are spending the weekend with my mother, I imagine we will be drinking sherry.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 December, 2015, 03:57:18 pm
Who are you and what have you done with Oscar's Dad ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 December, 2015, 03:58:39 pm
 ;D

I suspect it will be getting worse before it gets better.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 18 December, 2015, 05:01:06 pm
That's the sort of bling scotch egg that I would expect a lover of cocktails to be eating.

It was probably a quail's egg in wild boar sausage meat with panko breadcrumbs.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: L CC on 18 December, 2015, 05:45:28 pm
You can think on us hooning up to Norfolk or wherever we are going on Sunday and living on ginsters and milk shakes as you sit drinking espresso martinis and eating freshly peeled grapes .
Oi!
I can't do martinis but if peeled grapes are your thing...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 December, 2015, 05:58:18 pm
I've entered over-planning mode for Sunday...  :facepalm: separate GPX's for the 4 legs to avoid Garmin trying to tell me there is 200miles remaining (Colchester 100 experience there!)

Average speed for Essex Peloton anyone? 12 - 13 subject to headwind or will I be pushing the heady heights of 15 ?  Some of them lanes look awfully exposed from Halesworth onwards.... but on the bright side, weather improving all the time (just wish the wind would too!)  so I may be less 'Beau Brummell' than our usual nocturnal jaunts...

Suppose I will have to recalibrate my head in to KM for the next few days LOL
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 December, 2015, 07:06:50 am
The Essex peloton enjoyed a good ride on the Santa Special yesterday.

Danbury Dogger, his mate Steve, Bobb, the Hustler, Tippers Kiwi, Beau Brummell,  Sister Carol and I set off from Great Bromley with a nice tailwind at our backs on an unseasonably warm day.

The first control at Wickham Market arrived quickly as did the second in Halesworth.  Then we turned into the wind.

It is only 30km or so from Halesworth to Diss but with a deceptive upward gradient and and the wind, it felt much further.  The peloton soon splintered as the quicker riders and those with early season form surged ahead.

Fortunately, the control at Palgrave was an oasis of audax hospitality with Lindsey and Chris turning out a splendid spread. The soup was proper homemade loveliness and there was a great selection of savoury snacks to follow.  I think we probably just missed the promised peeled grapes :P

The next section to Sudbury covered that flat section of Norfolk into Suffolk that so many local rides cover.  It's great with the wind and a slog against it.  By this time the Danbury Dogger and mate had left us behind and we had dropped his brother who was uncharacteristically slow after a sleepless night. Our own Beau Brummell, who had made no effort with his appearance to the extent that he had not even accessorised, was often to be found at the front setting a strong pace.  Later we discovered that he had developed a bit of audax belly and was mainly jet propelled by his own gas, always pleasant for those behind.

Inevitably, we all controlled at McDonald's in Sudbury.  Some people (I am looking at you Bobb and Andy) start with great intentions of just having a healthy snack at the garage but 160 km in on a windy day it has to be a dirty Mac.  As we sat there savouring the unique dining experience, the heavens opened. By the time Tippers had finished his selection of menu items it was dry, good timing  :thumbsup:

The final leg was a proper Essex peloton ride.  The group stayed together and added anyone that wanted to join.  It was nice to see Jack who had joined us at Sleaford on the Flatlands.  Arrivee was reached in no time. 

Having refuelled with the splendid selection of food ( there was even a menu !), Tippers and I set off into the night for the ride home.  I am surprised that our bikes stayed upright we were going so slowly at any slightly upward gradients.

All in all a great day's riding and it was good to have the peloton out again, even with a few notable absentees.

Congratulations to Beau on becoming a randonneur and thank you to the controllers for looking after us so well.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 December, 2015, 07:24:21 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 December, 2015, 09:43:54 am
Well done chaps  :thumbsup:

I managed a mere 100km perm: by chance meeting JJ otp [Mr Juckes the randonneur not mini-Huggy] in his home village of Haslingfield. More than one rider in shorts was spotted; I was quite warm in 3/4, track mitts and l/s jersey.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Jack on 21 December, 2015, 01:50:12 pm
It was nice to see Jack who had joined us at Sleaford on the Flatlands.

Thanks Ted. The Essex massive always improves my mood! It was a great end to the ride.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 December, 2015, 05:45:13 pm
There's a few team pics in the Santa thread:

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=94560.msg1961793#msg1961793

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 December, 2015, 04:25:38 pm
A cracking ride it was indeed.

For me it was the end of a long week on the bike. With close to 450 miles in the legs since the previous Saturday, a busy week of work and the outlaws in town it was always going to mean I would struggle. My little off the day before didn't exactly help either but it was more of an issue off the bike.

The group often pulled away from me but I kept at my measured effort pace happily, having done 2 solo DIY's recently it was not a huge issue. I was never alone for long though, various stops meant we always got back together. I begged for mercy on the last leg from Sudbury from Jiberjaber who was on a mission and my plea was noted and approved, until Ted decided someone was on his tail! ;D

Thanks to all for your bits of help on the day. JiberJaber for the tube (Tubeless......grrrrrrr :demon:), Ted for Towing me back to Peldon and everyone else for the company.

That ride got me to 54 miles off my 10k target which should hopefully mean it is all but in the bag. What a Cracking year.

Merry Christmas to you all!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 December, 2015, 04:44:25 pm
Tippers, well done on the mileage. 

I am still trying to repay all the tows that I had on the first couple of qualifiers earlier in the year.  It's not often I get the opportunity to tow someone as quick as you though.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 December, 2015, 04:58:15 pm
Yes Nik, 10k miles is a great achievement - well done!   :thumbsup:

I think all in all us MEMWNS crew have had a superb 2015.  Lots of banter, plenty of miles, much beer, some epic rides with the PBP obviously the most epic; plus some stellar achievements not least the fact that everyone of us who started the PBP actually finished it!  Above all we've had some great fun, which to my mind is the most important element of what we do together.

Let's hope 2016 is even more fun - I'm sure it will be as we go from strength to strength.  Don't forget the year gets officially kicked off on January 9th with the Epiphany Do organised by Mr Mile Muncher himself so move heaven and earth to be there.

Merry Christmas and a peaceful New Year from me, everyone here at OD Towers and not forgetting me bikes  :-*
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 January, 2016, 12:58:40 pm
Anyone interested in a 200 during January?

I've got to get my RrTY ride sorted and thinking I might do the same DIY route as last month but would be up for riding with others. Reasonably flexible on timings but either 16/17th or 23/24th would be preference.

Tomsk, do you need any route checks done for the Horsepower or Boudicca's as previously mentioned?

Nik
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2016, 01:31:14 pm
Anyone interested in a 200 during January?

I've got to get my RrTY ride sorted and thinking I might do the same DIY route as last month but would be up for riding with others. Reasonably flexible on timings but either 16/17th or 23/24th would be preference.

Tomsk, do you need any route checks done for the Horsepower or Boudicca's as previously mentioned?

Nik

If you were talking about the 16th or 17th I might be interested.  I might do the whole distance though and I might be too slow for you at the moment.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 04 January, 2016, 01:34:26 pm
I might do the whole distance though .

Is that because you're in Audax retirement and don't wish to come out of it  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2016, 01:44:47 pm
I might do the whole distance though .

Is that because you're in Audax retirement and don't wish to come out of it  ::-)

It's cos I am massively unfit - at the moment.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 04 January, 2016, 01:45:40 pm
It's cos I am massively unfit - at the moment.

Too much Untapped and not enough pedalling  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 January, 2016, 01:50:46 pm

If you were talking about the 16th or 17th I might be interested.  I might do the whole distance though and I might be too slow for you at the moment.

No rush for me, it's my struggling time of the year so happy to take it easy (and you can laugh at me fighting with sprays of sealant and tell me about good tyres!

Let me know if it works, I can wangle the route a little bit so it goes straight through Witham as well if you want to sign up for the DIY?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 January, 2016, 05:43:07 pm
23rd is the only day I can manage out of those two weekends. I was thinking of a 'Dick Turpin', but also have a plan for a DIY 200 based on the first 260km of my new 400. It returns from Colchester via Tiptree so might suit...?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 January, 2016, 06:47:40 pm
I am tempted if it is "easy" paced as I would be riding the furthest I have done on fixed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 January, 2016, 03:30:43 pm
I am tempted if it is "easy" paced as I would be riding the furthest I have done on fixed.
I reckon that should be fine. My schedule has changed a bit so it looks like it might be the 23rd/24th only available now so the DTDO is looking likely.

While I am on the Audax bandwagon, my plans for the K&SW and the Mr Pickwicks calendar events have been dashed already. I am still quite keen to ride the Mr Pickwicks Goes in Search of Dragons and there is a Perm available. Anyone fancy joining in the fun that only a 'scenic' Audax through Wales could provide? (600km with 9.5 AAA) I would probably aim for July.

http://www.aukweb.net/perms/detail/MR13/ (http://www.aukweb.net/perms/detail/MR13/)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2016, 03:39:59 pm
Tippers.  You know fine well that the only time I agree to anything like that is either a. in the pub or b. in a sleep deprived state after doing something stupid (I haven't done anything like as stupid as 9.5AAA).

I assume the rest of the peloton have more sense than to go off chasing dragons through Wales with you.  Although DL would make a good hobbit if that's any help  :thumbsup:  Why don't you ask young Frodo tonight when he's in his cups ?



Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 06 January, 2016, 03:45:07 pm
Tippers.  You know fine well that the only time I agree to anything like that is either a. in the pub or b. in a sleep deprived state after doing something stupid (I haven't done anything like as stupid as 9.5AA).


And there was me thinking this would be an ample stage for Ted to showcase his fixed ability skills and join you awheel  ::-) wait until he has sunk a few tonight and get him signed up.......  ;)

I would love to join you on this if I can get a pass after completing the Wiggle dragon ride the month before I will start laying the foundations
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2016, 04:24:49 pm
Ooops, the godfather has turned up on the Epiphany thread.

You're in trouble now Frodo.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 January, 2016, 04:28:00 pm
Don't worry it will get a mention tonight. The ride could also happily be moved to September as a warm up for the Flatlands. I might also drop it in conversation at the Top of Llanberis pass and on the decent back into Chepstow in May!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 06 January, 2016, 04:31:38 pm
Ooops, the godfather has turned up on the Epiphany thread.

You're in trouble now Frodo.

You too old chap i'm just following the example set by my peers  O:-)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2016, 04:50:17 pm
You have peers  :o

You must introduce us all.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 06 January, 2016, 04:52:54 pm
You have peers  :o

You must introduce us all.

Indeed I do  :o where to start - OD, Tomsk, Huggy, The Hustler/Quaffer, Tippers, Oaky all throughly decent chaps and then one dodgy one called Ted or something like that.....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2016, 05:12:56 pm
But they are fully grown audaxers not segment chasing halflings
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 06 January, 2016, 05:21:51 pm
I don't have the time spare to ride these audaxes particularly at your speed
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 January, 2016, 08:04:35 pm
I don't have the time spare to ride these audaxes particularly at your speed
hehehe.....harsh
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 January, 2016, 07:40:12 am
The first MEMWNS ride of 2016 was a micro arrows to the Old Crown at Messing (chosen for its link to epiphany).

Nine of us appeared out of the fog at the pub, who knows there may be others still out there.  First to arrive was Oaky who was sitting nursing a pint when I arrived just before 9 having shortened his route after almost cycling over a kerb.  Tippers trundled in next closely followed by Huggy and Jiberjaber who had somehow met en route.  Tomsk breezed in next after another epic journey from the other side of the County.  The group was completed later when the Hustler and Frodo and Bilbo Baggins arrived.

Most of us freestyled along a route we knew well but the Witham peloton like to follow a pre-determined route so somehow managed to include an ascent of TMNH and a descent of Market Hill on their way to Messing.

We sampled a limited but well kept selection of Brewers Gold, Broadside and Southwold.  The Quaffer's Choice was held over until Saturday.

Talk was mainly of next week's visit to the Olympic velodrome.  Huggy has done some sterling work in organising what should be a 30 strong group of us to try the boards.  It turns out that DL has already had a coaching session with Sir Chris Hoy so we look forward to seeing him as a blur.

Another fine night and the rain and wind held off until we all got home.

 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 January, 2016, 08:09:29 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 07 January, 2016, 08:29:23 am
It was indeed a thoroughly enjoyable evening as always!  :thumbsup:

OD you would of been proud of Andy who quite rightly routed out via TMNH  O:-) He then undertook a decent of Market Hill with no back brake - HERO  ;D

It does seem the excitement is building ahead of the Velodrome next week
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 January, 2016, 09:09:51 am
I have started a Dick Turpin thread for the planned Essex Peloton's January 200 on 23rd: https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=95179.msg1969742#msg1969742 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=95179.msg1969742#msg1969742)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 January, 2016, 09:16:34 am
Andy - re: HY/RD brakes, two PDFs and a video on their web site.

Install video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8T6cON6y_Y

Technical Bulletin: (basically the check I did last night)
http://www.trpbrakes.com/userfiles/file/TRP%20HYRD%20Technical%20Bulletin%20English%20Rev%20B.pdf

Install and Adjustment manual: (Section B refers to how to adjust the cable).
https://www.trpbrakes.com/userfiles/file/HYRD_Final.pdf

So essentially what I would do would be to undo the cable grip bolt. Fully turn the barrel adjustment into the calliper (clockwise as you look down the cable to the brake).
Then screw in the lock knob, pull the cable inner hard and tighten the cable grip bolt.
If (with the lock knob still screwed in) there is still movement in the leaver, you can use the barrel adjuster to take up any remaining slack, 2 things to note though,
- there is only 1.5 turns of adjustment, so if you have gone more than say half a turn, you probably didn't pull the cable tight enough.
- once you have adjusted the barrel to tighten the cable outer, it might be hard to undo the lock knob, so back off the barrel slightly then undo the lock knob and adjust the barrel back to where it was.

I think the problem on yours is the above process wasn't followed so the actuator arm (the bit the cable is attached to) isn't returning to the right place when the brake is off, so the vent that allows the pad wear compensation happening - more detail in the above technical bulletin.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 January, 2016, 09:40:06 am
I have started a Dick Turpin thread for the planned Essex Peloton's January 200 on 23rd: https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=95179.msg1969742#msg1969742 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=95179.msg1969742#msg1969742)

Excellent work Tomsk, it's been too long since we started a new mid-Essex thread  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 January, 2016, 09:45:10 am
Jibbers / Andy - you know HY/RDs are only compatable with the most upto date brakes levers don't you?  The levers must have a 2.5 pull ratio, the latest 105 levers as used by tippers are fine. The last time I looked TRP don't make this fact known, again last time I looked their own levers weren't compatable.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 January, 2016, 09:49:35 am
Do we need a mid-Essex technical thread ? O:-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 January, 2016, 10:42:54 am
Jibbers / Andy - you know HY/RDs are only compatable with the most upto date brakes levers don't you?  The levers must have a 2.5 pull ratio, the latest 105 levers as used by tippers are fine. The last time I looked TRP don't make this fact known, again last time I looked their own levers weren't compatable.

Not sure of what the pull ratio is on the HR/RD we have on ours though they are a Mk2 version of the calliper where the casing is all one cast - so not sure if they have made any other mechanical adjustments.  Mine worked fine on Tiagra (which I think Andy still has on his) and also with 105 5700 STI which I have on now.  Both these bikes are the same 2015 CDF20 with factory fit HR/RD's on.  On Andy's bike I think the actuator arm wasn't returning far enough back to allow the pistons to self adjust to the pad wear, hence the lack of break. 


Andy - still worth dropping the wheel and taking the pads out to check them, I was surprised how much pad it looked like there was compared to actually was when I took them out and looked...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 January, 2016, 10:46:20 am
It's not the calipers that have the 2.5 pull ratio, its the levers.  Older levers only have a 2.0 ratio which means the lever throw is such that the lever hits the bar when braking hard.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: rr on 10 January, 2016, 02:14:30 pm
Just been assaulted by two young men in a black Audi, S600 DLK, on Roxwell Road Chelmsford. Close overtake then matched my speed and sprayed screen wash fluid into my face.
Clear glasses saved the day.
Reported to police and crime number obtained.
Watch out our there
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 January, 2016, 02:43:47 pm
Oh no, sorry to hear that, hope you get an outcome from the cops.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Canardly on 10 January, 2016, 03:38:47 pm
Stupid thick morons, hope you get a result.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 January, 2016, 04:15:39 pm
Not good, best of luck with the police.

There has been too much of this sort of thing recently.  On one of the midweek rides a car slowed down on the same road and I had a bottle thrown at me.  We seem to be having an altercation with a car every second week or so.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 January, 2016, 07:17:38 pm
Them that's doing the Easter Arrow - what time and where might a meet up be in York so I can co-ordinate my midlands chums I am doing the mini arrow thing with?  They will need to book some trains so trying to manage some refreshment expectations etc...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 10:03:42 am
Is anyone going to publish a route for Ted to put into his Garmin for tomorrow night  ??? We all know how much he loves to follow the blue line........  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 10:09:44 am
I think you are mistaking me for the Witham peloton.  You lot couldn't even get to the Old Crown last week without following a set route  :o

I will just go anti-clockwise and try to keep up.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 10:14:13 am
I think you are mistaking me for the Witham peloton.  You lot couldn't even get to the Old Crown last week without following a set route  :o

I will just go anti-clockwise and try to keep up.

I think you will find that The Hustler was just following orders from above that each MEMWNS excursion must contain an ascent of TMNH - I don't believe you followed this last week did you?????

Are you bringing the fixed Genesis tomorrow? That way you could ride straight from Stratford onto the boards  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 10:36:00 am
The Hustler never follows orders.  He is a rebel like his cousin Jezza.

We are all looking forward to seeing your expertise on the boards tomorrow.  Your experience and your coaching sessions with Sir Chris should mean that we will effectively have an extra coach tomorrow night for the group.

Do you have your own special helmet and outfit ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 10:38:35 am
The Hustler never follows orders.  He is a rebel like his cousin Jezza.

He did mention he might only wear one layer........

We are all looking forward to seeing your expertise on the boards tomorrow.  Your experience and your coaching sessions with Sir Chris should mean that we will effectively have an extra coach tomorrow night for the group.

Do you have your own special helmet and outfit ?

Well thank you very much no pressure or anything then....  ::-)

I will indeed be doning my GB team kit and aero helmet and imagine that Sir Chris will be on standby on the phone in case I need any minor tips on the night! Just hope you can at least keep within a lap of me  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 10:40:24 am
I will just aim for being on the same circuit as everyone else.

Have you started your carb loading yet ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 10:42:03 am
I will just aim for being on the same circuit as everyone else.

Have you started your carb loading yet ?

How very noble of you.... until you put the toe down a la the Santa Special  :demon:

Yes a full carb day today and I will shave the pins tonight, how about you? Plenty of 'Essex energy' drinks to be consumed this evening in preparation?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 11:13:49 am
No, my body is a temple.  I will stick to wine tonight.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 11:17:19 am
No, my body is a temple.  I will stick to wine tonight.

Will you be donning your VC Oysters skin suit for tomorrow night or are you looking to leave that one to OD  ???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 11:37:08 am
We're all about the Witham Cycling tomorrow remember.

I dread to think what OD's skinsuit would look like.  In fact, I am about to have lunch, where's my mind bleach gone.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2016, 11:39:18 am
We're all about the Witham Cycling tomorrow remember.

I dread to think what OD's skinsuit would look like.  In fact, I am about to have lunch, where's my mind bleach gone.

I shall be wearing my Witham Cycling top!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 11:39:42 am
We're all about the Witham Cycling tomorrow remember.

I dread to think what OD's skinsuit would look like.  In fact, I am about to have lunch, where's my mind bleach gone.

So I can't wear my MADCC skin suit then  :'( no doubt OD will have a WC one tucked away somewhere :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 11:40:29 am
I shall be wearing my Witham Cycling top!

 :thumbsup: not very aero though......  :-\
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 11:42:23 am
OD is now wondering why his Witham Cycling top should be like a well known bar of chocolate.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 11:43:24 am
OD is now wondering why his Witham Cycling top should be like a well known bar of chocolate.

That wouldn't exactly help with the 'double layer' would it
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 11:45:59 am
mint and chocolate ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 11:47:03 am
mint and chocolate ?

Yeah that work's!!  :thumbsup: have you not got any work to do today?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 11:51:49 am
Well I did have until this annoying little person popped up on here.

You finished for the day ?  Didn't know you did night shifts.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 11:54:09 am
Well I did have until this annoying little person popped up on here.

Not sure who you're referring too....?

You finished for the day ?  Didn't know you did night shifts.

No don't worry I have a few more posts for you yet! I might take lunch in a bit though if you don't mind?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 12:02:34 pm
Maybe give the work servers a bit of a break.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 12:12:23 pm
Maybe give the work servers a bit of a break.

All finished now thanks (big carb load up) I see your a bit billy no mates on the nocturnal thread......  :(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 01:57:37 pm
So, are you going for an 11kg uplift in weight (ie double your existing weight) for your track campaign ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 02:00:14 pm
So, are you going for an 11kg uplift in weight (ie double your existing weight) for your track campaign ?

That's probably a little steep but booked in for some EPO tonight to aid the speed tomorrow  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 02:07:03 pm
OD is doing the same thing but with Bovril.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 02:12:01 pm
OD is doing the same thing but with Bovril.

I thought he was on the intravenous G&T drip  ;)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 02:56:25 pm
No, G&T is Wednesday night rides.

Espresso Martinis for touring.

Bovril for the track.

It's all part of his new get fit for 2016 plan.  No beer you see.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 02:58:04 pm
No, G&T is Wednesday night rides.

Espresso Martinis for touring.

Bovril for the track.

It's all part of his new get fit for 2016 plan.  No beer you see.

Where does Jiber's favourite drink VLS (vodka,lime & soda) fit into this get fit plan?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2016, 03:41:07 pm
He's on a different regimen; VLS, parmos, curries and fried breakfasts.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2016, 03:43:37 pm
He's on a different regimen; VLS, parmos, curries and fried breakfasts.

Don't forget his new tipple - orange and malibu as debuted at The Compasses on Saturday night! Luckily his profile pic is Granville and not Del Boy othewise he would be on the Pina Colada's  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2016, 07:16:27 am
Well how excellent was that?  I've never seen Oaky so animated and enthused, not even about BEER!

A massive thank you to huggy - well done matey  :-* :thumbsup:  And if you ever want to follow in Dave Brailsford's footsteps and form your own track cycling team I'd recommend you sign up Doggers and Beer Fueled Commuter straightaway - both very impressive in my view.

When can we go again?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Kirky on 14 January, 2016, 07:43:51 am
Well done Huggy, an excellent evening at the Velodrome.

I didn’t fall off :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 14 January, 2016, 08:36:47 am
Well how excellent was that?  I've never seen Oaky so animated and enthused, not even about BEER!

A massive thank you to huggy - well done matey  :-* :thumbsup:  And if you ever want to follow in Dave Brailsford's footsteps and form your own track cycling team I'd recommend you sign up Doggers and Beer Fueled Commuter straightaway - both very impressive in my view.

When can we go again?

+ 1 super evening all round and massive thanks to Huggy for making it happen  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 January, 2016, 09:52:14 am
In a fresh twist to Wednesday nights, the Essex peloton made their way to the Olympic Velodrome last night.

Although we were there with an official Witham Cycling party, the 28 strong group comprised a fair number of MEMWNS stalwarts.
Myself, Tomsk, Tippers, Huggy, Danbury Dogger, GavinSSN, the Hustler, DL, OD, Jiberjaber, Bobb, the BFC and Oaky all managed to make our way to the velodrome, which is surprisingly hard to locate for such a unique building  :facepalm:

When you arrive at any of the legacy facilities from 2012, you realise just how much money was spent and what incredible facilities they are.  This one seems well enough used but it really is huge so it feels very empty.  Another thing it has in common with other facilities is excellent coaches and unexpectedly decent kit.

Once we had all been kitted out with our track bikes, oohed and aahed about not having any brakes and moaned about Keo cleats, the coaches split us into two groups.  This proved to be an excellent move as both groups had 15 minutes on and 15 minutes off the track, meaning that we all had a full hour of riding and plenty of time for briefings, recovery and water in between. 

It was amazing to see how those of us who hadn't ridden the track before went from cycling round the blue flat section and looking nervously at the seemingly vertical banking to riding up and down the banking moving around in groups. 

Of course, the usual suspects proved to be quick on the track.  BFC and DL were their usually rapid selves but we also had some serious power being laid down by Tippers, JJ and OD.  Then there were the riders who seemed to be able to go fast by riding smoothly and quickly; Tomsk, Bobb, DD, the Hustler and GavinSSN being prime examples of the art.  The other noticeable thing was just how much difference having a wheel to follow made to the effort required. I seemed to be playing catch up to the fast guys a lot which became a bit self-fulfilling in the end as you lost energy being off the wheel which made it harder to get on the wheel.  Most of the sessions seemed to start with tight groups working together before the groups splintered as the quicker riders moved up a gear.  The 4 man pursuit exercise was a particular favourite in my group as it involved tempo riding followed by sprinting then more tempo riding and plenty of swooping in and out of groups.

The post-ride debriefing took place in the Cow in Westfield where we finally got our well-deserved Essex energy drinks.  London Gold was awarded the prestigious Quaffers Choice for the evening.

Hopefully we can find another slot, possibly even trying our hand at becoming accredited track riders.  We may also have recruited another couple of Wednesday night riders and Darth Oaky is hopeful that he can bring a few of our number over to the fixed side.

Thanks to Huggy for arranging everything.  He looked very official with his clipboard and was possibly slightly disappointed when the bureaucracy that he had been expecting at reception turned out to be a relaxed and friendly welcome  :thumbsup:  We will now permit Huggy to spend some time finalising his new 200 before pressing him into service again for another session.









Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2016, 11:03:42 am
I like your new sig line!  Very much in keeping with the post above  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 January, 2016, 11:16:05 am
It was a title bestowed by Darth Oaky upthread.  I have to do something when you and Huggy are making such sterling efforts so I might as well ramble on about things on here.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 January, 2016, 04:33:15 pm
A whole hour of riding without a single pot hole!!!!!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 January, 2016, 06:37:07 pm
Arrow Men, what's your ETA in to York and plans for potential meeting up with us mere 'Trail' men? My team are keen to make their train arrangements so I'm trying to form our plan....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 14 January, 2016, 07:22:07 pm
Arrow Men, what's your ETA in to York and plans for potential meeting up with us mere 'Trail' men? My team are keen to make their train arrangements so I'm trying to form our plan....

08:00 Saturday at the 'Punchbowl' [Wetherspoons] - provisional, but likely to be around that time. Trains from late morning/lunchtime. I have a team already lined up but if anyone else wants to start an Essex Team B...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2016, 09:16:31 pm
[@Easter Arrow] ... I have a team already lined up but if anyone else wants to start an Essex Team B...

Easter is early again isn't it, like 2013 when I did it, so errrr no thanks!  As I've said many times ... I have never been so cold.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 15 January, 2016, 09:03:03 am
It was indeed a most excellent evening and one that I will hope to repeat again when the next block of bookings are offered out by the VeloPark.  I think the Wednesday 8pm slot worked well, certainly for the size of group we took all getting there on time, weekend slots are also available so will also apply for those as options.
My very quick edit of mine & Oaky's videoing efforts is viewable here (https://youtu.be/zL79IrmblTg) if you haven't already seen it via the Facebook post.

We don't have to limit ourselves to waiting for a club booking slot, we could co-ordinate individual or block bookings of individuals and visit any other time, certainly as for me at least the prospect of riding around the boards is is not so scary and intimidating. There was some discussion about doing some of the 4 stages of accreditation for which details are here (https://www.visitleevalley.org.uk/en/content/cms/london2012/velo-park/track/track-accreditation/), each stage passed allowing you to progress to the next stage.  If Oaky were to go through all 4 stages he may even be able to use his British Cycling racing licence there  :demon:
Stage 1 is pretty much a repeat of the club track taster session we did for which they used to sign off your stage 1 accreditation but are not allowed to now.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 January, 2016, 09:30:08 am
Arrow Men, what's your ETA in to York and plans for potential meeting up with us mere 'Trail' men? My team are keen to make their train arrangements so I'm trying to form our plan....

08:00 Saturday at the 'Punchbowl' [Wetherspoons] - provisional, but likely to be around that time. Trains from late morning/lunchtime. I have a team already lined up but if anyone else wants to start an Essex Team B...

That's a challenging timescale, I think we might be closer to the 11AM cut off on our last leg in from Selby (though still planning at the moment, but we have a mandatory 8 hour stop we have to take and the logistics of the hotel breakfast to navigate...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 January, 2016, 11:53:29 am
We'll be 4 pints and a breakfast in by then...at least you will get a nice welcome  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 January, 2016, 01:33:13 pm
In the continuing absence of a MEMWNS technical thread  :P, Tippers how easy was it to replace the headset bearings on your Domane ?

I have just splurged on a new groupset for mine and feel I ought to do that as well.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 01:36:21 pm
I have just splurged on a new groupset for mine and feel I ought to do that as well.

11 spd Dura Ace??
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 January, 2016, 01:44:01 pm
Yeah, because you'd obviously buy a groupset that's worth more than the frame.

11spd 105.  Then I will switch the old levers and brakes onto the Flyer with some new handlebars for it.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 01:49:07 pm
Yeah, because you'd obviously buy a groupset that's worth more than the frame.

 :facepalm: no sense of adventure...... You only need to look as far as OD for that with his latest deliveroo steed added to the stable
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 02:26:39 pm
I think I might have found your next bike OD..........  :thumbsup:

(http://www.oldpicsarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Bike-ambulance-1940s.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 January, 2016, 02:53:10 pm
Tomsk can give us a ruling on whether the sleeper will still get his brevet stamped.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 02:54:52 pm
Tomsk can give us a ruling on whether the sleeper will still get his brevet stamped.

There might be room for you and Huggy to top and tail  ;)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 January, 2016, 02:55:27 pm
What makes you think Huggy tops and tails  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 02:56:46 pm
What makes you think Huggy tops and tails  ;D

I'm sure you mentioned it to me after your bus shelter experiences......  :-X
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 January, 2016, 03:07:20 pm
Back to matters technical.  I am giving up on the new groupset for the Domane.

Buying new levers and calipers for the Flyer.  Wheel upgrade next once I have sold the Equilibrium and my Schils.

Domane will get new headset bearings and new cables for this season instead.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 03:09:07 pm
Buying new levers and calipers for the Flyer.  Wheel upgrade next once I have sold the Equilibrium and my Schils.

Dura Ace??

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 03:18:36 pm
No doubt Oaky will be hoping that Penelope is suitably stocked up with Essex energy drinks when OD brings her out on a Wednesday night.......  ;D

(http://i1288.photobucket.com/albums/b495/James_Millard/3312035147_1ff125bc41_zpsajrzaspk.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 January, 2016, 03:24:46 pm
Watch it, OD might get stand jealousy.  That one even has little wheels.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 03:27:16 pm
Watch it, OD might get stand jealousy.  That one even has little wheels.

No flowery Cath Kidson seat cover though.....  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 January, 2016, 03:35:47 pm
That is a big compromise for OD.

Unless he has a supplier of Cath Kidston saddles lined up ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 15 January, 2016, 03:41:58 pm
Unless he has a supplier of Cath Kidston saddles lined up ?

Didn't like to ask but he may well do!! Penelope with all her load space was a little overloaded on yesterdays shopping trip  ::-)

(http://i1288.photobucket.com/albums/b495/James_Millard/IMG_8343_zpszsaoguel.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2016, 09:09:04 am
First supermarket shopping trip this morning! The Current Mrs R is riding her bike too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 January, 2016, 06:42:00 pm
First supermarket shopping trip this morning! The Current Mrs R is riding her bike too  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  :thumbsup:  Any ice in the car parks?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2016, 06:49:13 pm
First supermarket shopping trip this morning! The Current Mrs R is riding her bike too  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  :thumbsup:  Any ice in the car parks?

Nope, it was all good!  Much fun!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 January, 2016, 11:45:58 am
Watch it, OD might get stand jealousy.  That one even has little wheels.

No flowery Cath Kidson seat cover though.....  :o

The Cath Kidston thing got a bit weirder late last week when I discovered one of her shopping bags in the Global Headquarters of Oscar's dad Inc. (aka The Man Cave).  Thinking Cath was living in there without me knowing I mentioned the strange goings on to The Current Mrs R.  She said that some time ago we had visited the Cath Kidston shop in Norwich on the day it opened and had been given these items as freebies.  We also have a couple of her mugs, I imagine we paid for the mugs.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 January, 2016, 11:48:57 am
So far the main MEMWNS sponsors then appear to be Genesis bikes and Cath Kidson for accessories  ;D aside from Ted's branded MEMWNS clothing of course, which he keeps the cards very close to the chest.....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 January, 2016, 12:11:48 pm
So far the main MEMWNS sponsors then appear to be Genesis bikes and Cath Kidson for accessories  ;D aside from Ted's branded MEMWNS clothing of course, which he keeps the cards very close to the chest.....

I don't want to spoil the official launch of the MEMWNS range.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 January, 2016, 12:13:36 pm
In 2011 Cath was on Desert Island Discs. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b010lyy4)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 January, 2016, 12:17:18 pm
In 2011 Cath was on Desert Island Discs. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b010lyy4)

In 2015 Ted was in Rowhedge

(http://i1288.photobucket.com/albums/b495/James_Millard/5beaf80d-fc21-4bcc-89e0-77eec019062b_zpsxcmqnmi1.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 January, 2016, 01:12:15 pm
Fancy a new Trek Tippers/Ted? Colleague at work's brother is selling his from last year only ridden 75 miles as he got injured just before it arrived

(http://i1288.photobucket.com/albums/b495/James_Millard/trek_zpstmnl3ymr.png)

Purchased in August 2015 for £7,800.00 from Trek Milton Keynes.

Only selling as he is buying a Project One! Any interest?*

*naturally this bike isn't anywhere near the standard of finish as that of Penelope
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 January, 2016, 05:31:32 pm
Ahhh...If I was spending silly money on a Carbon bike I would be heading strict for the new Madone.

A fixie is next on my list, I'll invest in some nice light stuff when I drop to 12 stone (which is pretty darned unlikely  ;D)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 21 January, 2016, 08:42:16 am
So last night a hardy (some might say foolish) peloton of four formed at Spa Rd, 3 willing participants in myself, Andy C33 and BFC and one bullied into it participant in OD  :thumbsup: he loved it really having been informed that it was - 3 degrees we set off into the freezing fog towards TMNH.

Having made our ascent we headed off down towards Hurrells Doggers Lane to see if the cold weather may mean a quiet night at the ford...... We can report there was the customary white transit plus a couple of other cars, on the other side of the ford myself and OD decided with the road surface a bit slippery we would be best off walking a little bit further up the hill before remounting onto our steeds and we then took the executive decision to cut the pre-planned route short and head straight to see Wally at The Cats with the temperature now ranging between -5/-7  :o

Upon pitching up at The Cats we saw Oaky's bike parked up and a fluorescent Jiber demounting and locking up his bike, as we decanted into the open fire warmth of The Cats a couple of pints of IPA were most welcome and a good chat was had once Tomsk arrived through the cold on a number of different topics with OD filling us in a bit more on his Epic adventure ideas for later in the year plus coming out with the quote of the evening when he announced he would be 'going down' on Penelope.......  ::-) :-X :o

As home time arrived Oaky and the BFC decided they hadn't consumed enough ale so decided to stay on whilst the rest of us made our way outside to iced bikes and frozen solid water bottles in -5 degrees and a gentle ride back saw us part ways with Jiber and Tomsk as myself, OD and Andy C33 arrived back into Witham before the clock struck 12.....

Another top night as usual and a cracking attendance given the weather particularly from Tomsk and Jiber who rode solo  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 January, 2016, 08:58:21 am
... plus coming out with the quote of the evening when he announced he would be 'going down' on Penelope.......  ::-) :-X :o

The point I was trying to make was that I was planning to go down to the gym this morning on Penelope ... which I did  ;D

Good write up DL.  I have to say that if any prizes were to be awarded for last night it would go to the Hurrells Lane doggers, it was -4 when we got there  :o  As DL reported, there was a bloke in a car a little way up the lane from the ford and a white Transit with its engine running with a bloke inside.  And there was a woman on her own in a car - is that a good idea?  It was 8:45pm, freezing cold, pitch black and Hurrells Lane is a pretty remote location - I guess they all know what they're doing.

Poor Wally was suffering a bit, he's got some nasty leg ulcers apparently - GWS Wally  :-*

Its good to see proper pint pots are making a comeback ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2477_zps8enlj3hp.jpg)

Have fun next week!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 January, 2016, 09:04:34 am
Yes, cold indeed! My chilliest night ride since that Easter Arrow Epic Fail...[2013?]. But at least no snow and howling wind.

The leading edges of Tomsk and Bernardette sported a fringe of ice crystals by the time I got home - 52 miles on the clock - bonus miles due to taking the quieter routes that were nevertheless salt treated: Pleshey, Gt Waltham, Boreham, TMNH, Danbury; similar return, but via Chelmo. It got foggier NW of Chelmo, so I was glad to be on quieter roads, though it was hard to see the verge at times. I only had to do one emergency stop, just before I ran out of road  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 January, 2016, 09:10:14 am
You're all mad.

Where do I sign up for next week's frozen adventures  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 21 January, 2016, 09:14:34 am
You're all mad.

Where do I sign up for next week's frozen adventures  :thumbsup:

You were missed Ted but I wouldn't of fancied a trip back to Mersea on my tod last night....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 January, 2016, 09:48:23 am
It certainly was an epic frozen beard night by the time I got home... I thought the fog got worse than it was on the way out, I could just about see 2m in front at one point... but on the plus side, I managed to avoid the holes in the road at the A12 on slip between Hatfield Peveral and Boreham.  Shoe comfort appeared to be better and my gloves warmed up just as I was reaching HP so I was fairly comfortable for the ride home from there on wards.  A jolly night indeed!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 21 January, 2016, 10:08:42 am
A fixie is next on my list

I have a very nice Surly Steamroller which I'm thinking about selling........

Decided I need to make room and raise some cash for my next project.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 21 January, 2016, 03:31:39 pm
A fixie is next on my list

I have a very nice Surly Steamroller which I'm thinking about selling........

Decided I need to make room and raise some cash for my next project.
ooohhh.....I'm listening!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 January, 2016, 02:30:59 pm
Some of our number made it over to Dunmow on Saturday for Tomsk's winter perm extravaganza.  Bobb, Tomsk, Tippers, the Hustler, Jiber and I were there from MEMWNS and we had a few other regulars from the Essex peloton like Alotronic, Raymond, Wilky Boy, Fboab and ChrisS.  There were others there that Tomsk will know but I don't know their forum names.

First winter perm for me and first ride around the Dick Turpin's Day Out route.  As has often been said before, it is a good winter route with plenty of warm fires and Essex Energy Drinks available at regular intervals as needed. We had the weather with us (not that this stopped some of our number from fuelling up anyway).  It also gave our amateur historians, Bobb and the Hustler, the opportunity to show off what they had learned about Dick Turpin from the Horrible Histories song "Angry Highwayman".  I should point out a serious discrepancy in the route sheet, Tomsk has Dick being born in 1707 whereas the sign outside his birthplace has him born in 1705.  Actually, thinking about it, it is more likely that they are wrong  :thumbsup:

With over a dozen riders waiting at the start, it felt more like one of Tomsk's x-rated events than a January perm.  When you arrive at a ride and the rest of the field seems to be kitted out with PBP gilets and worn carradices, you know that it won't be a gentle meander through the lanes, and so it proved.  The pace at the front was fairly relentless from the off with the ever exuberant Jiber often leading the charge.  I selflessly opted to shepherd everyone along from the back of the field  O:-)  Despite the pace, we all arrived pretty much as one at the first few controls.  We did string out a bit more on the way to Debenham but were all there within a few minutes of each other.  The group split there with one section opting to try the (closed) chippy, while the remainder of us went for the platinum option of standing outside the Co-op in the car park eating cold food.

Not long after that I had my first in-event visitation in a long time.  Luckily my wingman was on hand with patience, tools and assistance (I had managed to lose my tyre levers somewhere round the ride which is sod's law).  This meant that we suddenly had the luxury of going at our own pace (well, strictly speaking, mine) rather than trying to keep up with audax royalty.

By the time we eventually wheeled into the mecca of East Anglia's audax scene that is the Sudbury McDonalds, everyone else was ready to leave.  At this point, in an act of solidarity, Bobb opted to have another coffee and ride with us back to Arrivee. 

There always seems to be a point on rides when you wonder what the hell you are doing and think this may be your last long ride.  On this ride that seemed to go from about Saffron Walden to Sudbury for me.  From Sudbury on it was fun again though.  It was particularly amusing watching Bobb and the Hustler trying subtly to moderate their speed so they didn't spit me out the back.

Hopefully Huggy will be back with us on some rides soon and we are all looking forward to the junior Dogger's arrival so that DL can make his long-awaited debut.

Tippers, meanwhile, is trying to lure Jiber and I into his RRTY nonsense by tempting us with an ECE to the Brazier in February...

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 January, 2016, 02:58:00 pm
.......................
There always seems to be a point on rides when you wonder what the hell you are doing and think this may be your last long ride.  On this ride that seemed to go from about Saffron Walden to Sudbury for me....................


Glad its not just me then!  Mine stretched from about 15km out of Sudbury to the Great Dunmow sign!  I could hardly walk in my boots as I entered the pub! 


Note to self, fast pace is useless if you then sit around awaiting the group to depart, must go slower from the off next time!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 January, 2016, 03:38:57 pm
As advance planning is postitively encouraged on this thread and as it is the home of mid-Essex audax endeavours, here goes with some advanced audax planning.

Bobb has earmarked the Shark on April the 9th as a good pre-BCM jaunt.  He did the 300 version of the same ride after PBP and described it as having a lot of climbing as it criss-crosses the Downs. 

As Tippers has assured us in Brian Taylor style that the BCM is merely undulating, this should be a good warm up.

Talking of BCM, has anyone made any travel plans whatsoever ?  Huggy has offered the team van but we will need at least one other vehicle (I assume Tomsk will just ride down from Dunmow  :thumbsup:).  I am not sleeping in a van, not even with Huggy, so will need to look at accom as well.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 25 January, 2016, 03:40:38 pm
Talking of BCM, has anyone made any travel plans whatsoever ?  Huggy has offered the team van but we will need at least one other vehicle (I assume Tomsk will just ride down from Dunmow  :thumbsup:).  I am not sleeping in a van, not even with Huggy, so will need to look at accom as well.

Bus shelter, your caravan or possibly the horsebox as a last resort  ???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 25 January, 2016, 03:43:38 pm
Talking of BCM, has anyone made any travel plans whatsoever ?  Huggy has offered the team van but we will need at least one other vehicle (I assume Tomsk will just ride down from Dunmow  :thumbsup:).  I am not sleeping in a van, not even with Huggy, so will need to look at accom as well.

Bus shelter, your caravan or possibly the horsebox as a last resort  ???

What about Bear Grylls OD style open air bivouacing.......  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 January, 2016, 03:45:53 pm
I haven't got an orange poo trowel which is, according to OD, an essential item for open air "activities".

Tippers says there is a good kip opportunity at Kings on the way round.  What I want is a good night's sleep on the Friday and then a good night's sleep on the Sunday but this time after several beers and a curry.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 25 January, 2016, 03:47:30 pm
I haven't got an orange poo trowel which is, according to OD, an essential item for open air "activities".

Tippers says there is a good kip opportunity at Kings on the way round.  What I want is a good night's sleep on the Friday and then a good night's sleep on the Sunday but this time after several beers and a curry.

If you ask OD nicely I'm sure he will loan out Penelope to you for the weekend and she has the capability of carrying a marquee in that front tray  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 25 January, 2016, 03:58:10 pm
Talking of BCM, has anyone made any travel plans whatsoever ?

Not yet - but I guess we need to!

I'll probably drive. What sort of accomodation were you thinking of?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 January, 2016, 04:36:51 pm
Tippers mentioned a good B&B above a pub with a nearby curry house.  There is also a Premier Inn or similar reasonably close by.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 25 January, 2016, 04:40:16 pm
Maybe we should block book the B&B then?!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 January, 2016, 05:27:54 pm
.....the Shark on April the 9th as a good pre-BCM jaunt. ......

What is this Shark and BCM that is been uttered about??  ??? :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 January, 2016, 05:47:02 pm
Tempted?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 January, 2016, 05:49:11 pm
It's a bit long, presently still battling with 200km range at the moment...  I've not looked at the Shark, is that 300km?


**EDIT**
Ah I see its a 200km, so might be a potential... its a bit close to Easter Trail / Arrow though...
http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/16-291/
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 January, 2016, 05:50:01 pm
Only 200. 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 January, 2016, 05:54:53 pm
Ive put it in the diary, it clashes with the Tamworth events I was thinking about doing, but Greenwich may be closer!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 January, 2016, 06:18:00 pm
Interested in 'The Shark' on 9th April, but I see 'Yr Elenydd 300', on the same day has a camping field at the start for use before/after. Perhaps a pre-BCM taster of Welsh hills?

I've done the old Kidderminster start version three times before: it was a cracking route and the Upton Magna start [nr Shrewsbury] looks to provide some English hills at the beginning and end too...

Btw you are correct ted - 1705 is Dick Turpin's presumed birth year [only his baptism is recorded]. Must amend the route sheet information.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 January, 2016, 06:24:58 pm
I think I've done some of that Shark last year on Sam's Wen-Wen ride. I suspect I might need to deploy the Rose for sustained climbing and distance duties...
https://www.strava.com/activities/354002243/overview

Nik was on about ECE to the Victoria C. C. - Brazier's Run 100km but the Horsepower 200 is the weekend after (27 Feb) as an option....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 January, 2016, 06:28:02 pm
Oh dear jibers, I see you're being dragged in  ::-)   ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 January, 2016, 06:48:38 pm
Horsepower is 12th March is it not ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 January, 2016, 07:04:38 pm
Horsepower 100/200 is 12th March, but my helpers' ride is a fortnight before on 27th Feb [so I can do Wilkyboy's helpers' ride for his 'Pork Pie' 200 on 5th March].

Non-helpers might like to do a 'Horses for Courses' 200 permanent on that day, like some did last year.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 January, 2016, 12:49:27 pm
DL

You mentioning Tomsk on the sacred thread has made me realise that we may have been taking up some bandwidth with nonsense about OD.

This may be a better thread for exploring just how let down we feel about OD abandoning us.

Yours

Betrayed of Mersea
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 January, 2016, 12:50:31 pm
DL

You mentioning Tomsk on the sacred thread has made me realise that we may have been taking up some bandwidth with nonsense about OD.

This may be a better thread for exploring just how let down we feel about OD abandoning us.

Yours

Betrayed of Mersea

Here here motion seconded

Yours

Betrayed of Witham
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2016, 01:05:58 pm
Howdy Folks...

Not likely I am going to be able to get to another far away ride before the BCM, I promised not going crazy this year and although I had plans they have already gone up in smoke.

As far as the BCM is concerned I think I am going to do the Travelodge (Severn View) on the Friday and the Pub on the Sunday. The Pub rooms are right above the Garden and I am not sure how much sleep will be possible on the Friday night. Also, the ride over the Severn Bridge is good fun and you can always pop over to Chepstow for the evening, it's only about a 15-20 minute ride.

I am going to be taking the Volvo out so I have room for several folk. If Huggy takes the Team Bus then I can take up to 7 (2 will be in only reasonable comfort) otherwise I have facilities to carry 5 bikes on the roof and that should work with bodies and luggage as well.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 January, 2016, 01:18:30 pm
So you should be ok for the Shark as it is local  :thumbsup:

If you are coming out tonight you can let us know which pub, if not then which pub ?

I don't mind driving down.  Who knows what I will be driving by then but it will probably have some room.

Maybe this spinning lark could be the way forward for BCM, albeit not at the expense of Wednesday nights like Judas's Dad.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 January, 2016, 02:05:57 pm
After popping in briefing to huggy Towers the trip to the tip went very well although I did have to wait in the drizzle whilst some bins were compacted and others changed.   5 miles!  All recorded on Strava - naturally.  I love utility cycling  ;D

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2496_zps6g2xtksh.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 January, 2016, 02:11:35 pm
After popping in briefing to huggy Towers

Were you helping out with some painting so he can come out to play tonight? Or just doing the rag and bone man part but on a bike not with a van?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 January, 2016, 02:13:31 pm
No, I was delivering a specialist magazine.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 January, 2016, 02:17:18 pm
No, I was delivering a specialist magazine.

Not more Hurrells Doggers Lane related articles......  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 January, 2016, 02:23:02 pm
 :-X
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 January, 2016, 02:24:01 pm
:-X

 :o  :-[
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2016, 04:40:57 pm
So you should be ok for the Shark as it is local  :thumbsup:

If you are coming out tonight you can let us know which pub, if not then which pub ?

I don't mind driving down.  Who knows what I will be driving by then but it will probably have some room.

The pub is the Coach and Horses

My plan is to head of about midday on Friday get out there and have some chill time on Friday. I am staying Monday night and will head back at some point on Monday morning.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 08:52:06 am
Not wanting to tread on Ted's toes in his capacity of chief reporter I thought it best to get something posted as there's no sign of him this morning  ::-)

A peloton of four formed at Spa myself, Andy C33, BFC and SSN aka Gavin real name Giles as I approached the roundabout a light was coming towards the roundabout in the other direction and suddenly a red faced and very sweaty OD appeared aboard Penelope which allowed us all to get our first glympse of her and what a fine machine she is  :thumbsup: after some last minute powers of persuasion with OD (which didn't work) we set off to The Compasses.

A owl (Barn I think) made a lovely swooping manoeuvre out of the trees in front of us everything was fairly uneventful until we reached the mill at Cressing whereby a dozy woman in her car didn't realise she would need to reverse back into the passing place to allow the oncoming traffic through..... as I unclipped my left I suddenly had the feeling that I was leaning over to the right! Result was me going over however I did manage to stay on my feet and the bike hit the deck  :facepalm:

Onward we ploughed until at the top of Highfield Lane I had a rear visitation after assistance from BFC, Andy and Giles (thanks chaps) I was back on the road again but heading along Priory Road there was another worry ticking coming from the front which was the second visitation this time on the front  :demon:

Having limped to the pub I borrowed a second tube from the Hustler and whilst they went in to see Sister Carol, Tomsk, Ted, Tippers and Jiber i remained outside to repair the second visitation. After a rousing applause as I made my entrance I tucked into a Wibblers Apprentice and a Brentwood Mild Bill both very enjoyable!

Talk was of fixies, the BCM and general audax events coming up with Jiber now firmly on the slippery slope as he edges ever nearer to participating in the BCM.

Ted will need to advise on the Quaffers choice!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 09:05:18 am
Thank you to DL for his report.

The MEMWNS ride headed out to the other Compasses last night.  When I arrived Tippers, Tomsk, Sister Carol and Jiberjaber were already there, having all ridden solo.  Tippers had made his first outdoor foray on fixed wheel but, disappointingly, didn't seem to have any comedic moments to report.

The Witham peloton of the Hustler, DL, BFC and GavinSSN trundled in a fair bit later,  having slavishly followed one of their Garmin routes.  DL had suffered multiple visitations and was left in the beer garden to sort himself out. Fortunately he has his own floodlights. They reported that they had met local indoor cycling warrior OD at the roundabout astride Penelope.  OD, described by the peloton as a mess of sweat and bile, had come to taunt them from his Cath Kidston saddle before going home for his tea.  How the mighty fall.

We sampled Billericay Mild, Wily Ol Fox, Yakima Gold and Wibbler's apprentice.  Yakima Gold was the Quaffers' Choice.  Sadly not even Tomsk could be persuaded into the Wibbler's Wobbly Mouse at 12% :o

In an alarming turn of events, the deputy treasurer announced that the curry fund now stood at exactly nil.  Our compliance officer, Tippers, is undertaking an urgent audit of the Kiitty Kitty.

Much forward planning took place, stretching as far as LEL 2017.  DL is considering it as a new target for his audax debut.  We also had the Hustler uncharacteristically breaking cover in announcing his bid for RRTY.  However most of the planning was reserved for the BCM.  It looks like I will have Tomsk,Tippers, Sister Carol, Huggy, Bobb and Raymond for company.  In a late development, Tomsk may also have persuaded Jiber to join the fun.  We await Tomsk's mid-Essex BCM thread for more planning.

With 9 of us out and a nice pub it was another successful night all round.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 09:18:53 am
In an alarming turn of events, the deputy treasurer announced that the curry fund now stood at exactly nil.  Our compliance officer, Tippers, is undertaking an urgent audit of the Kiitty Kitty.

OD will need to be informed of this turn of events it smacks of IAAF, FIFA and now even Tennisesq style corruption but I'm sure Tippers will no doubt undertake a full audit to establish what has taken place  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 09:25:34 am
Apparently Tippers is quite the procedural guru.  He entertained Jiber with his detailed views on compliance procedures during a recent trip back from Dunmow  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 09:27:05 am
Apparently Tippers is quite the procedural guru.  He entertained Jiber with his detailed views on compliance procedures during a recent trip back from Dunmow  :facepalm:

Ah but was it as entertaining as your witnessing of the Andy & Bobb's Dick Turpin off........
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 January, 2016, 09:29:10 am
After popping in briefing to huggy Towers the trip to the tip went very well although I did have to wait in the drizzle whilst some bins were compacted and others changed.   5 miles!  All recorded on Strava - naturally.  I love utility cycling  ;D

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2496_zps6g2xtksh.jpg)

http://elephantbike.co.uk/
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 09:37:31 am
^^^^^ Ted was seriously concerned about this photo as to what the tip guys must have thought when OD whipped out his camera and started an impromptu photoshoot at the tip! Particularly with that Cath Kidson seat cover  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 09:46:39 am
I bet they were wandering off to their little hut in case he asked them for a hand with getting such a heavy item into the metal bin  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 January, 2016, 10:43:11 am
I had no tip related issues whatsoever!  Everyone loves Penelope!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 10:56:05 am
Jiber's link to the elephant bikes is a worthy cause.  I like practical solutions like that rather than just sticking money into a massive political organisation that was once a charity.

You could respray powder blue, it would really set off your saddle.  I suppose with the distances you now ride Penelope could be your only bike.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 January, 2016, 11:07:02 am
Had l known about Elephant Bikes prior to buying Penelope I would probably of got one, I think it's a great project and I have already sent bikes to Africa.  Penelope was something of an impulse eBay purchase whilst getting increasingly bored on Christmas Day. That said I don't regret buying Penelope and love her dearly.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 11:09:41 am
Saddle aside, Penelope is quite cool.  I can't really think of an excuse to get one though.  Unless I got one for the girls for going up to the stables...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 11:15:04 am
Saddle aside, Penelope is quite cool.  I can't really think of an excuse to get one though.  Unless I got one for the girls for going up to the stables...

Follow OD's example trips for shopping or the local tip and you can then retire from MEMWNS to start spinning instead  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 11:42:01 am
They do look ace and it would be nice to spend the winter indoors with a load of sweaty people.  I could just pretend to be in Wales and do an extra long session in May.  I would need to move closer to a gym though.  Decisions, decisions.

I need to work out whether the 22" will still fit my two younger daughters giving me the excuse to have one.  I am tempted, by the bike anyway.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 11:48:39 am
I would need to move closer to a gym though.  Decisions, decisions.

www.theloftgym.com (http://www.theloftgym.com)  ;D  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 12:20:04 pm
I would need to move closer to a gym though.  Decisions, decisions.

www.theloftgym.com (http://www.theloftgym.com)  ;D  :thumbsup:

Ah yes, well done young Sherlock.  No spinning though and I might bump into people from Mersea.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 12:30:21 pm
Ah yes, well done young Sherlock.  No spinning though and I might bump into people from Mersea.

Put it forward as a condition of your membership that they must have a spinning bike...... and for the latter why not use a disguise, beard  ???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 12:41:36 pm
I could borrow Jiber's I suppose
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 January, 2016, 12:41:53 pm
Gosh, if the website photos are anything to go by clientele is well fit! ted and his asymmetrically hairy ears should fit right in!  I wish I was a beautiful person! 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 12:47:51 pm
Stick with me and my freshly trimmed ears and at least people will see that you know beautiful people.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 12:49:37 pm
Gosh, if the website photos are anything to go by clientele is well fit! ted and his asymmetrically hairy ears should fit right in!  I wish I was a beautiful person! 

Ted is very TOWIE OD he just puts that funny accent on from his time in Surrey (as himself and Jiber took great delight in pointing out to us all last night!)  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 January, 2016, 01:11:58 pm
Stick with me and my freshly trimmed ears and at least people will see that you know beautiful people.

I never get board of this one...:

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xft1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12277369_184739178536232_1121379173_n.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 01:13:16 pm
I never get board of this one...:

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xft1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12277369_184739178536232_1121379173_n.jpg)

I'm not sure if he's trying to tell you something Ted  ???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 January, 2016, 01:13:34 pm
Though this would have been better for the cock-womble encounter with eco-bike-warrior himself this morning, how I showed so much restraint and didn't lump him on I don't know!

(http://lolpics.se/pics/73893.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 January, 2016, 01:14:12 pm
I never get board of this one...:

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xft1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12277369_184739178536232_1121379173_n.jpg)

I'm not sure if he's trying to tell you something Ted  ???

Stop stirring, we've lived in Slurrey don't you know!!!!!1111
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 01:15:27 pm
Though this would have been better for the cock-womble encounter with eco-bike-warrior himself this morning, how I showed so much restraint and didn't lump him on I don't know!

(http://lolpics.se/pics/73893.jpg)

Uh oh that's given OD idea's any idea if he could buy one of these on Ebay?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 01:19:30 pm
I never get board of this one...:

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xft1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12277369_184739178536232_1121379173_n.jpg)

I'm not sure if he's trying to tell you something Ted  ???

The three of us are the most dapper members of the peloton.  He just can't get his round the fact that we don't accessorise as well.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 01:22:22 pm
^^^^^ the bumblebee has colour co-ordinated water bottles does that count?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 01:24:14 pm
^^^^^ the bumblebee has colour co-ordinated water bottles does that count?

and tyres if I remember

Jiber's Rose has co-ordinated bottles, valve caps, cages, bar tape, saddle, cables, cranks and outfits and accessories to match.

Well, probably, it's a while since I saw him on it.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 01:26:29 pm
^^^^^ the bumblebee has colour co-ordinated water bottles does that count?

and tyres if I remember

Jiber's Rose has co-ordinated bottles, valve caps, cages, bar tape, saddle, cables, cranks and outfits and accessories to match.

Well, probably, it's a while since I saw him on it.

Yes correct the tyres also match as they do on the Pinnacle.

Ah but he doesn't have a Cath Kidson flowery seat cover to keep his seat dry does he!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 01:56:43 pm
No, but he probably has a luminous yellow Gore one at a guess.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 02:00:45 pm
No, but he probably has a luminous yellow Gore one at a guess.

As a Gore ambassador I would expect no less...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 04:22:54 pm
Oops, I may have accidentally on purpose just bought an elephant bike.

Damn you Jiberjaber.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 04:25:19 pm
Oops, I may have accidentally on purpose just bought an elephant bike.

Damn you Jiberjaber.

I can't wait to hear what Mrs T says about that one!  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 04:27:49 pm
It's sort of for her.  Except she already has a bike with a basket so maybe it's for one of the girls.

If I can fit on it and I am allowed to keep it, I will ride it on an MEMWNS night, maybe the night we go to the Yacht Club  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 04:29:10 pm
It's sort of for her.  Except she already has a bike with a basket so maybe it's for one of the girls.

If I can fit on it and I am allowed to keep it, I will ride it on an MEMWNS night, maybe the night we go to the Yacht Club  ;D

And never forget the get out clause is 'Oaky made me.......' I thought you might take it for a spin up TMNH!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 07:33:57 pm
Double oops.

I appear to have bought a second Elephant Bike  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 08:11:16 pm
As you have all this money to throw around make it a hat trick and buy me one please
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2016, 08:16:38 pm
I have had to agree to sell two bikes to pay for them. They are also in girlie colours. Will still ride them though.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 28 January, 2016, 08:45:07 pm
Why not you and OD will look lovely riding along with your matching Cath Kidson seat covers and flowers in your hair
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 January, 2016, 09:21:52 am
Double oops.

I appear to have bought a second Elephant Bike  :o

Really?!!?

How splendid is that!!!  You'll have to let another member of the peloton ride the second and I'll bring Penelope as well.  rr occasionally of this parish also has one so that'll make four!!!  This is majorly exciting!  You see, I AM INSPIRATIONAL after all   ;D

By the way, I am awheel tomorrow morning early on.  Details HERE (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=94455.50) in cased you missed it.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 January, 2016, 09:23:51 am
DL is apparently a regular at the Cath Kidston store at Covent Garden and has volunteered to source a couple of saddle covers.

Do you happen to know what frame size your bike is ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 January, 2016, 09:28:01 am
I think they are one size fits all. Mine is a tad too small, not that it matters. It's not as if I'm planning on doing the BCM on it but don't let that put you off trying  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 29 January, 2016, 09:30:17 am
DL is apparently a regular at the Cath Kidston store at Covent Garden and has volunteered to source a couple of saddle covers.

Do you happen to know what frame size your bike is ?

Having researched their online store it doesn't appear they do them anymore, OD must have a limited edition.... best you get onto Ebay for a pair
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 January, 2016, 09:32:38 am
They come in 18" and 22" frames.  I suspect yours is the smaller as the latter would appear to stretch to fit giants.

Being of shorter stature than you, I would expect to be able to ride one of the 18" bikes I have ordered for at least enough distance to get me to an MEMWNS pub at some point. I have pastel blue and deep turquoise on order so I should look very Glaswegian out there  :thumbsup:

Having researched their online store it doesn't appear they do them anymore, OD must have a limited edition.... best you get onto Ebay for a pair

You can probably sew me up a pair from one of the many Cath Kidston items that you have in your collection.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 January, 2016, 09:34:18 am
Panic over:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BASIL-LADIES-SADDLE-SEAT-COVER-BIKE-CYCLE-BICYCLE-LADIES-GIRLS-/380848615711?var=&hash=item58ac58b11f:m:mEzj794iTh5FOvZ9AdlSJgw (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BASIL-LADIES-SADDLE-SEAT-COVER-BIKE-CYCLE-BICYCLE-LADIES-GIRLS-/380848615711?var=&hash=item58ac58b11f:m:mEzj794iTh5FOvZ9AdlSJgw)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 29 January, 2016, 09:36:02 am
You can probably sew me up a pair from one of the many Cath Kidston items that you have in your collection.

Not sure that a ladies handbag is that easy to sew into a seat cover  ::-)

Panic over:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BASIL-LADIES-SADDLE-SEAT-COVER-BIKE-CYCLE-BICYCLE-LADIES-GIRLS-/380848615711?var=&hash=item58ac58b11f:m:mEzj794iTh5FOvZ9AdlSJgw (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BASIL-LADIES-SADDLE-SEAT-COVER-BIKE-CYCLE-BICYCLE-LADIES-GIRLS-/380848615711?var=&hash=item58ac58b11f:m:mEzj794iTh5FOvZ9AdlSJgw)

 :thumbsup: I have no doubt yourself and OD will look very fetching with your his n hers  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 January, 2016, 09:36:59 am
Or, indeed, hers and hers.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 29 January, 2016, 09:37:35 am
Or, indeed, hers and hers.

 ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 January, 2016, 08:42:35 am
THIS (http://m.maldonandburnhamstandard.co.uk/news/14218554.Sausage_and_Cider_Festival_set_for_South_Essex/) has got the go ahead, more details coming out soon.

First May Bank Holiday, cider, sausages, camping, family oriented.  Sounds promising!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 February, 2016, 09:40:05 am
This is for the MEMWNS technical team.  DL, that is not you  :facepalm:

My Flyer still has the stock wheels and chainset which, not fantastic hubs in the wet apart, have been fine for winter.  When I sell the Equilibrium I would like to use whatever of the proceeds I am allowed to keep on some upgrades.  I would like some lighter summer wheels.  Should I go for a 1/8 set up or stick with the 3/32 I have now which would make swapping back in the winter easier ?  Which hubs, what bottom bracket, chainset etc ?

Thoughts ?

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 09:42:36 am
This is for the MEMWNS technical team.  DL, that is not you  :facepalm:

What you actually meant was this is for MEMWNS technical team the BFC! I'm happy to give you some advice on how not to go swimming on a ride when not partaking in a triathlon  O:-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 February, 2016, 10:38:24 am
Tomsk and Oaky are audax legends on fixed steeds and their input would also be helpful.

I know I won't get round an SR unless I improve my fitness and the bike.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 10:42:26 am
I know I won't get round an SR unless I improve my fitness and the bike.

Have you thought about popping Lance a line? That's as in Armstrong not OD who I know is now pumping out the high watts and cadence with his new spinning regime
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 February, 2016, 10:52:38 am
I will leave the indoor stuff to our very own constant 110rpm man OD.

Did I not specifically ask you not to get involved in the technical stuff I wanted to know about and leave a bit of bandwidth for people who know what they are talking about  >:(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 10:58:15 am
I will leave the indoor stuff to our very own constant 110rpm man OD.

Or Jiberjaber who is consistently smashing out the Sufferfest videos on Trainer Roads these days, maybe another potential for you in Ted's Cave

Did I not specifically ask you not to get involved in the technical stuff I wanted to know about and leave a bit of bandwidth for people who know what they are talking about  >:(

I think they're all ignoring you mate (sorry to be the bearer of bad news) have a chat with the BFC tomorrow night if he is in attendance after all he is your fixed guru  :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 February, 2016, 11:02:39 am
Or maybe they actually have work to do or possibly can't get a word in edgeways ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 11:04:16 am
Or maybe they actually have work to do or possibly can't get a word in edgeways ?

What about multi-tasking? Granted you do have a lot to say on here  >:(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 February, 2016, 12:26:45 pm
Ted, re the Domane Headset bearings....The Cane Creek tool to find the bearings works for the top one but not the bottom. After a couple of failed attempts I ended up calling Thomas's and just getting it from them, they got it right first time and the price was reasonable. Installing is easy, no pressing etc.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 February, 2016, 01:19:19 pm
Re chainsets ted. I've always used Stronglights from Spa Cycles but then again I've always used square taper cartridge type bottom brackets. I've no experience of external bearing BBs, although huggy has. Stronglight have a range of chainsets from quite basic to quite bling.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 02:01:30 pm
OD it appears that we have been doing the 'MEMWNS Initiation' all wrong........  :facepalm: Isn't this how we are supposed to be doing it!?

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/nettienoodles/DSC02060.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 February, 2016, 03:39:45 pm
This is for the MEMWNS technical team.  DL, that is not you  :facepalm:

My Flyer still has the stock wheels and chainset which, not fantastic hubs in the wet apart, have been fine for winter.  When I sell the Equilibrium I would like to use whatever of the proceeds I am allowed to keep on some upgrades.  I would like some lighter summer wheels.  Should I go for a 1/8 set up or stick with the 3/32 I have now which would make swapping back in the winter easier ?  Which hubs, what bottom bracket, chainset etc ?

Thoughts ?

You can run a 1/8 chain on 3/32 cogs/chainrings, but not the other way round. May be a bit noisier...

You might be able to get/improvise better sealing arrangements for your Flyer's original hubs: oil soaked string wrapped tight and thick around the axle was the old skool solution. Francis Thurmer's 'Hard to Find' catalogue used to do foam rings that did the same job, before I invested in grease injection conversion for unsealed hubs, back in the day...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 February, 2016, 04:04:49 pm
OD it appears that we have been doing the 'MEMWNS Initiation' all wrong........  :facepalm: Isn't this how we are supposed to be doing it!?

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/nettienoodles/DSC02060.jpg)

Blimey, where did that photo come from?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 04:09:35 pm
I stumbled across it in the Caption It thread  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 February, 2016, 07:42:00 pm
This is for the MEMWNS technical team.  DL, that is not you  :facepalm:

My Flyer still has the stock wheels and chainset which, not fantastic hubs in the wet apart, have been fine for winter.  When I sell the Equilibrium I would like to use whatever of the proceeds I am allowed to keep on some upgrades.  I would like some lighter summer wheels.  Should I go for a 1/8 set up or stick with the 3/32 I have now which would make swapping back in the winter easier ?  Which hubs, what bottom bracket, chainset etc ?

Thoughts ?

You can run a 1/8 chain on 3/32 cogs/chainrings, but not the other way round. May be a bit noisier...

You might be able to get/improvise better sealing arrangements for your Flyer's original hubs: oil soaked string wrapped tight and thick around the axle was the old skool solution. Francis Thurmer's 'Hard to Find' catalogue used to do foam rings that did the same job, before I invested in grease injection conversion for unsealed hubs, back in the day...

Similar to foam rings out of a CDROM pack?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 02 February, 2016, 08:00:09 pm
My Flyer still has the stock wheels and chainset which, not fantastic hubs in the wet apart, have been fine for winter.  When I sell the Equilibrium I would like to use whatever of the proceeds I am allowed to keep on some upgrades.  I would like some lighter summer wheels.  Should I go for a 1/8 set up or stick with the 3/32 I have now which would make swapping back in the winter easier ?  Which hubs, what bottom bracket, chainset etc ?

For hubs/wheels most designed for outdoor use (rather than velodrome) have sealed cartridge bearings. Avoid Shimano DA or Campag Record for outdoor use - they are track specific and don't even have dust covers. On my Bianchi Pista I have had the rear sealed bearings fail in 3 weeks due to water ingress, replacement stainless units last for years and are easy to change plus cheap. If budget is not an issue look at Phil Wood hubs. I assume hub OLN (over lock nut) dimension is track/fixed standard of 120mm for your bike, so avoid NJS (Japanese Keirin specific 110mm) or road single speed conversion (126mm, 130mm, 135mm) hubs. Front hub is same as road standard of 100mm OLN, so dynamo conversion is an option.

Cranks and BB can be upgraded, but square tape can be a nightmare with two standards of taper (JIS or ISO). Chainrings can be replaced easily with 3/22nd or 1/8th, just need to know or measure the Bolt Circle Diameter (BCD) for your cranks. Chainline for fixed is typically 42mm. Sugino cranks are beautifully made but expensive and OTT for outdoor winter use. Fixed BBs tend to be shorter than standard road double/triple variants. And of course there are the multiple standards of BB shells - I expect you have a BSA set up with 68mm shell width.

3/32nd transmission tends to wear the chains rollers away from the inside quicker than 1/8th. Replace chain with a single speed variant - a 3/32 derailleur designed chain stretches a lot quicker. Track cogs are easy to change with a chain whip  but watch knuckles on the spokes and concrete - the cogs can be very tight (locking the chain whip in a vice is recommended). If running 1/8th cogs a 1/8th chain whip is required which are as common as rocking horse poo on the major retailers websites. Miche track cogs are worth considering - they fit onto a splined carrier which overcomes the need to unscrew the carrier each time the cog is changed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 February, 2016, 08:12:02 pm
Well there you have it!  The oracle has spoken, very impressive!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 08:41:03 pm
There we go Ted as I said in the first place you only needed to ask the BFC
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 February, 2016, 08:43:07 pm
You can explain it all to me.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 February, 2016, 09:00:43 pm
I haven't read it all though as I didn't ask the question
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 February, 2016, 09:10:57 pm
You can explain it all to me.

Easy, give your bike to BFC for a week or two and return with a wad of cash. Job done!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 February, 2016, 09:04:28 am
Re: 1/8 chainwhips: 'as common as rocking horse poo' - indeed, I bodged one by substituting an old bit of 1/8 chain for the original, using nothing more sophisticated than a large hammer to force the pins through the holes in the handle...this was a very old and simple design - modern ones might not be so forgiving!

...an alternative to a vice to hold it, is a length of copper pipe or similar, fitted over the handle for greater leverage, failing that a few taps with a mallet on the end should get a cog moving. Hand and eye protection might be a good idea, as things tend to move suddenly  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 03 February, 2016, 09:10:01 am
I've never had a chain whip that wasn't 1/8"! My weapon of choice these days is the Shimano track tool...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2016, 09:20:19 am
Good grief!  I thought going fixed simplified your life!  I'm sticking with gears, far less complex and I appear to have all the right tools.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 February, 2016, 09:35:01 am
Good grief!  I thought going fixed simplified your life!  I'm sticking with gears, far less complex and I appear to have all the right tools.
But you are missing out on all this technical fun.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2016, 09:44:05 am
Good grief!  I thought going fixed simplified your life!  I'm sticking with gears, far less complex and I appear to have all the right tools.
But you are missing out on all this technical fun.

There is a sufficiency of fun in my life thank you.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 February, 2016, 10:20:21 am
Penelope sees to all your needs does she ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 February, 2016, 02:24:07 pm
Ted's our MEMWNS version of an F1 driver..... no doubt he will be chatting to his Chief engineer the BFC tonight about the upgrade package for his machine, I just hope he has taken the time to read all the material up thread from the BFC of said suggestions!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 February, 2016, 02:37:25 pm
This is a fantastic tool, much easier than a chain whip. About £11.

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160203/21eba02eef05a8632e267efd6d65a402.jpg)

*edit*
As long as you have 11, 12, 13 or 14t cog :D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 February, 2016, 02:46:03 pm
So anyway....after Christophe's Bike not quite feeling right I have been on a mission to sort myself out with a Fixie and things have taken shape quite nicely. Unfortunately I do have to wait until April for my Cycle Scheme voucher but the trigger is all but pulled so I will be learning to ride with no gears for the majority of the summer (might try and aim for the Flitch 200 as a first Audax....or Hereward the Wake because 200 just ain't hard enough  :facepalm:)

Planning on going the Genesis Day One Decade frame and set up and wheels with the same rims as my Croix and Surly Hubs. Miche Crankset and thinking I will probably go 47T chain ring with 16/17/18 tooth cogs to have a bit of range to play with......and Tubeless Tyres because they don't puncture :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 February, 2016, 03:03:49 pm
47x16, go Tippers !
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 February, 2016, 03:24:52 pm
We'll see where I end up....I suspect it might be the 47/17.  The 47/18 last week felt a little bit under but then I have no idea what the extra few inches means in effort terms....you can laugh at my learning curve!

What are you running on the flyer?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 03 February, 2016, 03:36:04 pm
We'll see where I end up....I suspect it might be the 47/17.  The 47/18 last week felt a little bit under but then I have no idea what the extra few inches means in effort terms....you can laugh at my learning curve!


I would say 47/17 is a fast summer gear. Perfectly doable though - a ran 48/17 for years but more recently, 48/19 - which is nice and spinny for winter...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 February, 2016, 03:50:22 pm
Cool. I generally push a slightly larger gear anyway so I think the combination I am looking at will do OK for a start. I know it doesn't compare directly but I have been working back from the gears I can deal with on the geared bike and kind of taking the Gear Inches from that as a guide to know where to start.

2 whole months to be changing my mind  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 03 February, 2016, 05:57:19 pm
I have tried 48/14, a bit of a pig up North Hill though.

Current favorite for the summer fixed is 49/15 with 17 cog on the other side of the hub for limp home mode.
The winter rig is currently running 48/19 - trying to finish off the 3/32nd bits before changing to a 47 tooth 1/8th ring.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 February, 2016, 10:13:14 pm
So anyway....after Christophe's Bike not quite feeling right I have been on a mission to sort myself out with a Fixie and things have taken shape quite nicely. Unfortunately I do have to wait until April for my Cycle Scheme voucher but the trigger is all but pulled so I will be learning to ride with no gears for the majority of the summer (might try and aim for the Flitch 200 as a first Audax....or Hereward the Wake because 200 just ain't hard enough  :facepalm:)

Hereward was my first fixed brevet.  Ideally suited, I'd say.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 February, 2016, 06:43:47 am
I am running 46x18 which is ok for now.  May go to 16 in the summer.  I am aiming to do G&Y, A&S and Flatlands as a fixed SR  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 February, 2016, 10:39:44 am
48/14 it is then, I'll just avoid North Hill (and several others) ;D

Going on what I have read and knowing that I usually like to push a slightly bigger gear anyway I think I will stick with the 48 that has been suggested to me on the Front and get 3 cogs of 16, 17 and 18 or 19 which I think will probably give me what I need to start with.

I have been using the All City Gear Calculator (http://allcitycycles.com/calc) and I am making the assumption that Skid Patches will be irrelevant as I have not intention of skidding...well no on the bike anyway...I'm sure I'll have a few moments while I learn that might have skid patches elsewhere :facepalm:

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 February, 2016, 01:19:29 pm
I completely ignored skid patches when choosing ... the only times I've ever skidded the rear have been a couple of forgetting to pedal moments a long time back.  I figure following OD routes down Tyre Mangler's Lane etc. has much more bearing on the state of my rubber than a once in a blue moon accidental fixie skid.

BTW - I run 42x16 all year round.  (I am quite spinny, though).
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 04 February, 2016, 01:31:59 pm
I figure following OD routes down Tyre Mangler's Lane etc. has much more bearing on the state of my rubber than a once in a blue moon accidental fixie skid.

If OD had his way Oaky the whole peloton would be running Marathon +'s  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 February, 2016, 02:56:25 pm
Tubeless is the way forward, I tell you!

What I have come to learn about tubeless is that getting punctures leads to white fluid around parts of the bike and some very awkward looks from your fellow cyclists.

I do get the Marathon + thing, it makes perfect sense but since they squashed my wheel (probably not helped by the fact I put 18 stone on top of the squash) I figured I might as well look for an alternative. Others have thousands of miles on Tubeless and I do think with my new tape in I will be fine. I think it was the tape being a bit to narrow on the rim that was causing most of the good stuff (the blocking agent essentially) to be used sealing around the tape. Since redoing it last week they have lost bugger all pressure and I must the the ride on the Hutchinson's is very smooth and pretty darn quick. I think the Fixie might end up getting them Hutchinsons and the Criox will become the recipient of my very lovely Schwalbe S-Ones that are on the shelf at the moment.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 February, 2016, 11:54:06 am
Ted, not sure if you have decided on the wheels but I have to say Malcolm at the Cycle Clinic up in Glemsford is probably worth speak to. I think his prices are pretty reasonable and he is a bit less fixated on specific products like others I have found can be (Harry Rowland springs to mind). I am going to stick with the Pacenti rims for N+1 as I like them on the Croix. Stiff, Light, slightly deep section and I personally like the fact you can remove the Decals and have a plain black rim. They do a non disc version as well (SL23) but Malcolm has a lot of rims in stock and wheel building is his 'thing'.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 February, 2016, 11:59:18 am
Ted, not sure if you have decided on the wheels but I have to say Malcolm at the Cycle Clinic up in Glemsford is probably worth speak to. I think his prices are pretty reasonable and he is a bit less fixated on specific products like others I have found can be (Harry Rowland springs to mind). I am going to stick with the Pacenti rims for N+1 as I like them on the Croix. Stiff, Light, slightly deep section and I personally like the fact you can remove the Decals and have a plain black rim. They do a non disc version as well (SL23) but Malcolm has a lot of rims in stock and wheel building is his 'thing'.

One day I must get myself up to Malcom's at Glemsford.  He sounds like a useful chap to know.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 February, 2016, 12:06:59 pm
indeed he is. And his shop is like the ultimate cyclists Man cave. His collection of bikes alone is a joy to look at, it took me a while to twig they were all his and not client bikes in for repair or service.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 February, 2016, 12:14:51 pm
I know Malcolm reasonably well.

Funnily enough, I asked him to service my Harry Rowland wheels for me.  After the usual huffing and puffing about Open Pro rims and how tight Harry had tuned the spokes, he did actually say they were very well built wheels.  He was amazed at the condition they were in after all the abuse they had taken and barely charged me for servicing them.

Malcolm does a lot of time trialling on fixed so I might just get him to do the honours. It was he who recommended the Flyer in the first place.

I quite fancy the Pacenti rims (or Pancetta rims as OD calls them  :facepalm:).  It's the hubs I need the advice on.  Tempted to go tubeless on the fixed though after the palaver in changing the tube on the rear wheel during the DTDO ride. 

I have a severe hankering for a really light bike with really light wheels to play on in the summer.  All I need to save is all the money it would cost  :'(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 05 February, 2016, 12:23:18 pm
It's the hubs I need the advice on.

I thought your chief engineer had provided all the information you required earlier in the week  ??? Do you need more from him then........

I have a severe hankering for a really light bike with really light wheels to play on in the summer.  All I need to save is all the money it would cost  :'(

Why don't you go direct with Canyon or Rose even Condor/Planet X and Schils worth considering. Alternatively the brother of my colleague still has his Emonda for sale £5.5/6k  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 February, 2016, 12:26:49 pm
Funnily enough, I asked him to service my Harry Rowland wheels for me.  After the usual huffing and puffing about Open Pro rims and how tight Harry had tuned the spokes, he did actually say they were very well built wheels.  He was amazed at the condition they were in after all the abuse they had taken and barely charged me for servicing them.

That's heartening to know.  Yes I know Harry is a bit grumpy (which is one of the reasons I like him) but his wheels are amazing in my experience.  With my love of CORing I too give wheels abuse and have yet to break a Harry hoop or even a spoke.  Harry did once tell me about what he does with spoke tension, it went over my head but he clearly has a special method.

As much as I rave about Harry hoops I've never has hand built wheels from anyone else so Malcolm's hoops could be every bit as good.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 February, 2016, 12:27:54 pm
I've just put a post ont he MEBS thread about heading up to Glemsford next Saturday for anyone interested.

On hubs, White Industries, Phil Wood, Paul and Chris Kind all came with good recommendations. All pricey (some more than others) but for the Disc versions I was out of luck. White industries don't do a disc version, Paul and Phil no stock and Chris King just plain out of budget. White Industries ENO looks pretty good and after thinking about it I quite liked the fact they have a splined cog holder instead of a thread on (kind of like the Miche carrier that the BFC suggested) but that all came crashing down when I realised they only did disc for freewheels! I was getting ready to go for a full White Industries drive train, the Cranks look lovely and I think their idea with the Chainrings also being splined is quite good (not that I have much experience).

I am kind of glad it didn't work out as the drive train and hubs had well overtaken the cost of the frame and other bits! Specing components is a very dangerous business!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 February, 2016, 12:32:56 pm
Funnily enough, I asked him to service my Harry Rowland wheels for me.  After the usual huffing and puffing about Open Pro rims and how tight Harry had tuned the spokes, he did actually say they were very well built wheels.  He was amazed at the condition they were in after all the abuse they had taken and barely charged me for servicing them.

That's heartening to know.  Yes I know Harry is a bit grumpy (which is one of the reasons I like him) but his wheels are amazing in my experience.  With my love of CORing I too give wheels abuse and have yet to break a Harry hoop or even a spoke.  Harry did once tell me about what he does with spoke tension, it went over my head but he clearly has a special method.

As much as I rave about Harry hoops I've never has hand built wheels from anyone else so Malcolm's hoops could be every bit as good.
Agreed, nothing against harry and the wheels he built for me were brilliant, until my home mechanicing fucked them up, Twice! He never answered my last email, I suspect he gave up on me, in a way that was the preferable option :-).

Where I got a bit put off was when I was after disc wheels and he still pushed down the rim brake rims, while I know that works and good rims are good rimes the whole idea of the discs is that you can get some benefit from not have to build the rim with the brake track and that was what I was keen to stick to, I don't expect I can feel any difference but I just fancied a wheel with no shinny brake track on it. Add to that Malcolm is a nice drive or ride away and that is what won it for me.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 05 February, 2016, 03:07:48 pm
HR sounds like a bit of a bellend to me. He seems to insist on building the wheels that he wants, rather than what his customers actually want...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 February, 2016, 03:09:57 pm
He's an interesting guy.  Seems to know all sorts of people in the world of cycling.

However, like all people who work for themselves at home  O:-), there is a bit of a cranky side (no pun intended) and he is set in his ways.

My wheels have been brilliant and they were not expensive.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 February, 2016, 03:26:53 pm
HR sounds like a bit of a bellend to me. He seems to insist on building the wheels that he wants, rather than what his customers actually want...
I think there is some truth to that BUT, I also think that sometimes what his customers want is just wrong and he is not afraid to tell them so. This is actually a good thing I think and if you don't like it you will only ever speak to him once.

He has his trusted components and he seems to stick to them which I guess has it's good sides but with technology moving things on I think you have to be willing to try new things and that is why I ended up speaking to Malcolm and going with his recommendations.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 February, 2016, 03:31:25 pm
He certainly has some firm opinions about various components and isn't afraid to voice them, it's quite amusing when he gets going.

He is also fairly firm about what people should be riding in terms of the strength of the wheels versus their weight, again quite amusing.

He was also a frame builder in the past so has a pretty good understanding of what is what.

Bobb is ignoring my dig about people who work for themselves at home  ;D  In fact HR is a very nice chap.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 February, 2016, 03:36:58 pm
He certainly has some firm opinions about various components and isn't afraid to voice them, it's quite amusing when he gets going.

He is also fairly firm about what people should be riding in terms of the strength of the wheels versus their weight, again quite amusing.

He was also a frame builder in the past so has a pretty good understanding of what is what.

Bobb is ignoring my dig about people who work for themselves at home  ;D  In fact HR is a very nice chap.
I thought you were talking about yourself.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 05 February, 2016, 03:37:25 pm
Bobb is ignoring my dig about people who work for themselves at home  ;D

 :P

I'm sure HR is a wonderful chap and obvioulsy builds fine wheels.

One of the reasons I stopped getting my wheels built by Chelmer Cycles was the intolerable bullshit you had to go through when speccing your wheels: "You don't want that, you want this..." etc... I know what I want thank you very much, just fucking build them or I'll go elsewhere!

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 February, 2016, 03:49:21 pm
What was I saying about cranky ?

The difference is, of course, that I don't have a clue so am quite happy to be led by people who sound like they might have.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 February, 2016, 04:17:41 pm
Oh yeah...anyone up for the Colchester Rovers Reliability Ride....looks like it might be a bit of a blow out to get Gold or Silver! (28th Feb from Great Bromley) It had been posted on the Witham Cycling Facebook page.

50 MILES EVENT

GOLD AWARD ~ 2hrs 30mins

SILVER AWARD ~ 2hrs 45mins

BRONZE AWARD ~ No Time Limit

More Details (http://www.colchester-rovers.org.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=1&cntnt01returnid=57)


Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 February, 2016, 04:25:23 pm
That is more the style for the two Doggers - Danbury and Lane.

They love a bit of sportive posturing.

There is a Revolution ride the week before when we are doing the brazier.  The 50 mile route gold group has to maintain and 18mph average.  DL would love it.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 05 February, 2016, 04:41:59 pm

Oh yeah...anyone up for the Colchester Rovers Reliability Ride....looks like it might be a bit of a blow out to get Gold or Silver! (28th Feb from Great Bromley) It had been posted on the Witham Cycling Facebook page.

50 MILES EVENT

GOLD AWARD ~ 2hrs 30mins

SILVER AWARD ~ 2hrs 45mins

BRONZE AWARD ~ No Time Limit

More Details (http://www.colchester-rovers.org.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=1&cntnt01returnid=57)

In all seriousness if anyone fancies 'going for gold' there appears to be an informal MADCC group forming to have a go with anyone welcome to join in and not expected to take a turn on the front!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 05 February, 2016, 04:43:09 pm

There is a Revolution ride the week before when we are doing the brazier.  The 50 mile route gold group has to maintain and 18mph average.  DL would love it.

Are you aiming to average 18mph on fixed or with gears?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 February, 2016, 04:46:37 pm



Are you aiming to average 18mph on fixed or with gears?

I am aiming to ride to the 'Uts and do the Brazier ride as an ECE.  It's part of my I'm not doing RRTY program.

When I get there I will be mainly riding at a slower speed than Tomsk's gang of audax royalty were going at last month.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 February, 2016, 10:50:39 pm



Are you aiming to average 18mph on fixed or with gears?

I am aiming to ride to the 'Uts and do the Brazier ride as an ECE.  It's part of my I'm not doing RRTY program.

When I get there I will be mainly riding at a slower speed than Tomsk's gang of audax royalty were going at last month.




I've just entered Braziers Run and rather wonderfully its 51km from the cashpoint on Nayland road Coop to the Uts! (according to google maps, walking) I just need to get my head around the ece form and ride proof.

Do I need gps track proof? How do I send this to the ece organiser? Can I just use cashpoint receipts as proof of passage? Any advice gratefully accepted.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 February, 2016, 11:56:14 pm
Tipper, Tomsk - over to you to advise Sister Carol...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 February, 2016, 08:38:10 am
Carlos, if you go electronic brevet you will need the gpx file. If you want to go receipts my understanding is that you need to order the physical brevet through the entry.

Recording the gpx on your phone then exporting it and sending it would work, you only need to record the out and back.

info here (http://www.aukweb.net/diy/ece/) and the rest becomes evident on the entry form.

Tomsk might be able to explain more clearly though  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 06 February, 2016, 10:40:38 am
Carlos, if you go electronic brevet you will need the gpx file. If you want to go receipts my understanding is that you need to order the physical brevet through the entry.

Recording the gpx on your phone then exporting it and sending it would work, you only need to record the out and back.

info here (http://www.aukweb.net/diy/ece/) and the rest becomes evident on the entry form.

Tomsk might be able to explain more clearly though  ;D

Thank's tippers, it seems to make sense now. I'm almost as good at the electronic stuff as I am navigating so I think a physical brevet might be the best option. I'll have a crack at the ece form later this weekend.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 February, 2016, 12:24:42 pm
Carlos, if you go electronic brevet you will need the gpx file. If you want to go receipts my understanding is that you need to order the physical brevet through the entry.

Recording the gpx on your phone then exporting it and sending it would work, you only need to record the out and back.

info here (http://www.aukweb.net/diy/ece/) and the rest becomes evident on the entry form.

Tomsk might be able to explain more clearly though  ;D

So this has confused the heck out of me (though I am full of cold hence one of the reasons I am not out on my bike today...)

Quote
100  0       Extended Calendar Event - Randonnee + 100km       
  200  0       Extended Calendar Event - Randonnee + 200km       
  300  0       Extended Calendar Event - Randonnee + 300km       
  400  0       Extended Calendar Event - Randonnee + 400km       
  500  0       Extended Calendar Event - Randonnee + 500km       
  600  0       Extended Calendar Event - Randonnee + 600km       
  100  0       Extended calendar Event 100km + 100km             
  200  0       Extended Calendar Event 100km + 200km             
  300  0       Extended Calendar Event 100km + 300km             
  400  0       Extended Calendar Event 100km + 400km             

I'm assuming its one of the two red ones above, but which?  the 100km+100km seems to make sense as its a 100km cal event with 2x50k rides involved in getting there and back??
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 February, 2016, 12:30:09 pm
Yep, 100km calendar + 100 km of ECE.

From memory though (need to sort mine this weekend) you just put the name or link for the event and the the start, control and end points for each of your ece legs.

Not to confuse things but an ECE doesn't have to be out and back. You could ride 100km to the start, do the event then get home by other means. Just the total of extra riding will only be done in chunks of 100km.

Sorry, I'm probably doing a Crap job of explaining that
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 February, 2016, 01:28:36 pm
No that's fine Nik, I get the distance bit, I was just being specific to the one we are going to.... :)  I think I have intercept points for your outbound and inbound legs ...  I already have a couple of virtual brevets, assume I just use up one of them?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 February, 2016, 02:27:30 pm
When you apply you shouldnt have to pick I think. Just make sure your ECE total is 100 and that the calendar event name is in the field it needs to be.

The ECE brevet is different to the DIY so you have to pay that on its own.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 February, 2016, 03:16:49 pm
Ah, I see what you are looking at now Jiberjaber.

I have only ever used this link http://www.ukcyclist.co.uk/permanent-events/eceentry (http://www.ukcyclist.co.uk/permanent-events/eceentry)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 February, 2016, 05:16:25 pm
Here is my roughly planned route for the trip to the Cycle Clinic next Saturday. I am planning on leaving around 8 am but flexible on that, just need to be in Glemsford while the shop is open!

I did throw in a little diversion up Spout Lane just north of Bures, I thought that Sudbury to Bures piece looked a little flat!

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/12082210
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 February, 2016, 06:13:13 pm
I quite fancy the Pacenti rims (or Pancetta rims as OD calls them  :facepalm:)

There are times when I don't like you lot as you give me ideas that cost money I'm trying not to spend.

Just supposing I had a hankering to celebrate my forthcoming birthday by furnishing Fred with a second set of wheels for faster, unladened riding and that perhaps Malcolm of Glemsford might be commissioned to build the new wheels.  Furthermore this wheelset would have disc specific rims what could one day take tubeless tyres (yes I know) but for the moment would take the Hamsterskins I have on the shelf (yes I know OK?).

Does the committee think Bacon Wheels would be the best option?  And how much might Malcolm of Glemsford charge me?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 February, 2016, 07:47:21 pm
 ;D I reckon they would be a pretty good option. You would also have to be willing to go to 32 spokes but with them rims...no worries!

Talk to Malcolm, he has other options that are similar.

My Pacenti's have the Novatech disc hubs and I think I paid about 330 for them. I had a special spoke set up with the Sapim strong (triple butted) on the rear drive side.

We can swap wheels for a few miles on a ride if you want to give them a try.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 February, 2016, 08:45:29 am
Do you chaps use SL25 bacon rims?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 February, 2016, 09:17:44 am
Do you chaps use SL25 bacon rims?
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Yep, they're  light but strong, my rear one stood up to you beating a huge tyre onto it recently :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 February, 2016, 09:25:49 am
Have you had any punctures since you started using sensible tyres?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 February, 2016, 01:06:17 pm
Yep, I use the Pacenti's and I will get them on the new bike as well.

Bobb has them on his Trips ter too, he had Mike Conwy (http://blog.23mm.co.uk/ (http://blog.23mm.co.uk/) to build his and I have only heard good things about Mike as well. I will stick with Malcolm as he is a nice bike ride away.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 February, 2016, 10:15:18 am
Here is my roughly planned route for the trip to the Cycle Clinic next Saturday. I am planning on leaving around 8 am but flexible on that, just need to be in Glemsford while the shop is open!

I did throw in a little diversion up Spout Lane just north of Bures, I thought that Sudbury to Bures piece looked a little flat!

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/12082210

Route looks good.  8am departure is fine. 

Should we throw in a diversion to Wallys on the way back or did you have something else in mind for breakfast ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 February, 2016, 10:24:34 am
I have emailed Malcolm of Glemsford re a second set of wheels for Fred.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 February, 2016, 10:40:48 am
Here is my roughly planned route for the trip to the Cycle Clinic next Saturday. I am planning on leaving around 8 am but flexible on that, just need to be in Glemsford while the shop is open!

I did throw in a little diversion up Spout Lane just north of Bures, I thought that Sudbury to Bures piece looked a little flat!

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/12082210

Route looks good.  8am departure is fine. 

Should we throw in a diversion to Wallys on the way back or did you have something else in mind for breakfast ?

Wally's is a definite possibility. I was thinking of being rebellious and just finding something in Sudbury but not sure, we can decide on the day. I've opened it up to the Tiptree Velo folk as well so there might be others joining us.

I have emailed Malcolm of Glemsford re a second set of wheels for Fred.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 08 February, 2016, 10:46:21 am
I quite fancy the Pacenti rims (or Pancetta rims as OD calls them  :facepalm:)

There are times when I don't like you lot as you give me ideas that cost money I'm trying not to spend.

Just supposing I had a hankering to celebrate my forthcoming birthday by furnishing Fred with a second set of wheels for faster, unladened riding and that perhaps Malcolm of Glemsford might be commissioned to build the new wheels.  Furthermore this wheelset would have disc specific rims what could one day take tubeless tyres (yes I know) but for the moment would take the Hamsterskins I have on the shelf (yes I know OK?).

Does the committee think Bacon Wheels would be the best option?  And how much might Malcolm of Glemsford charge me?

I have H Plus SON Archetypes on the fast (crazy as OD has nicknamed it) trucker. Believe they are tubeless friendly. Reading stuff off t'internet they are quite in vogue at the moment and are all black (including braking surface) if you are in to that kind on thing. Although if you use rim brakes they don't stay black  :facepalm: I really like mine and even with regular marathons which I'm currently wintering on they still feel quite fast.
Been reading a lot about this tubeless lark a lot lately so may have to pick Tippers brains at some point. Quite keen on the idea for my next project if it gets off the ground.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 February, 2016, 10:52:32 am
The H-Plus SON Archetype was the Rim I was looking at and Malcolm pointed me to the Pacenti (he had both), can't remember the exact reasons but I think they are indeed VERY similar although I think it goes back to the Pacenti being more disc specific. Will be interesting what OD hears back.

Ted, there is a Weatherspoons (https://www.jdwetherspoon.com/pubs/all-pubs/england/suffolk/grover--allen-sudbury) in Sudbury  ;D . I suspect it will be approaching lunchtime when we get to Sudbury but we can decide that all on the day.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 February, 2016, 10:53:48 am
Those rims look nice Chris but I was after disc specific rims. 

Currently Fred's Harry's have Sputnik rims, so not disc specific, which is fine and they are utterly bomb proof which is what I wanted.  But for the second wheelset I'm after something completely different.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 08 February, 2016, 10:55:06 am
I'm up for an outing on Saturday. The guy at Glemsford might be in for a bit of a shock at the number of people rocking up to his place!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 February, 2016, 10:56:53 am
I have SON on my CdF front disc, black brake surface means it looks like deep section disc wheel. Very robust rim.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 February, 2016, 10:58:06 am
I'm up for an outing on Saturday. The guy at Glemsford might be in for a bit of a shock at the number of people rocking up to his place!

If we weren't away (  >:(  ) I be tempted to come too.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 February, 2016, 11:05:10 am
Sounds good Bobb. I'll drop him a mail and let him know a few of us might be rocking by.

Christophe, happy to go over my learnings on the Tubeless. You might want to wait until I have a few months of not puncturing behind me though  ;D

I have to say, since I put the double layer of Gorilla Tape on and used the Stans Sealant the tyres really are holding air as I would expect them too. The ride is lovely and you do have all that goodness that you get with lightweight supple tyres. The downside is you'll never have that feeling of switching from heavy winter tyres to light summer tyres...oh well!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 08 February, 2016, 11:18:15 am
Gorilla tape is the way to go apparently. Also been reading about what they call ghetto tubeless using a split inner tube with gorilla tape or insulating foam underneath to make the tyre sit a bit more tightly against the rim. Apparently very good with fat tyres so you can run them at lower pressure than with an inner tube.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 February, 2016, 11:42:17 am
I have the SONs on my Equilibrium Disc.  They do seem fairly bulletproof, but with XT hubs I don't think they are light enough for what I want for the summer on the Flyer.  At least with the Flyer I can have the full selection of fixed hubs as it isn't a disc bike.  Will almost certainly go tubeless as well.  After all, what could possibly go wrong.  It's not as if Tippers has had any trouble...

Tippers, you can deliver a tubeless masterclass on the way to Glemsford.  If you are lucky I will give you a brief synopsis of my photography masterclass from last Wednesday  :facepalm:

I have just found an Emonda SL6 and a Trek Domane 6.2 with substantial savings.  I can't afford a new bike but I want one.  Do I go for the luxury audax option of the 6.2 or just keep the 4.3 and have a nice light summer bike in the SL6 or even a Giant TCR Advanced Pro 1 ?  Probably pie in the sky anyway.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 08 February, 2016, 11:53:25 am
I Will almost certainly go tubeless as well.  After all, what could possibly go wrong.  It's not as if Tippers has had any trouble...


Seems like Tippers is the guinea pig and we'll all follow once he's sorted and can tell us exactly where not to go wrong!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 February, 2016, 12:02:05 pm
I'm not so sure about the guinea part  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 February, 2016, 01:35:09 pm
I have emailed Malcolm of Glemsford re a second set of wheels for Fred.

Wheels ordered  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 February, 2016, 02:01:26 pm
Excellent....and what was the final verdict? Pacenti Rims, Novatec Hubs and Sapim Race Black spokes?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 08 February, 2016, 02:32:50 pm
Here is my roughly planned route for the trip to the Cycle Clinic next Saturday. I am planning on leaving around 8 am but flexible on that, just need to be in Glemsford while the shop is open!

I did throw in a little diversion up Spout Lane just north of Bures, I thought that Sudbury to Bures piece looked a little flat!

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/12082210

Looks like you'll be coming past my new front door in Melford. Wave as you pass (52.8km in, on your right). I'll probably be at work, as usual!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 February, 2016, 02:47:17 pm
Here is my roughly planned route for the trip to the Cycle Clinic next Saturday. I am planning on leaving around 8 am but flexible on that, just need to be in Glemsford while the shop is open!

I did throw in a little diversion up Spout Lane just north of Bures, I thought that Sudbury to Bures piece looked a little flat!

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/12082210

Looks like you'll be coming past my new front door in Melford. Wave as you pass (52.8km in, on your right). I'll probably be at work, as usual!
:thumbsup: One day we'll make sure we catch you are home!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 February, 2016, 05:35:17 pm
Excellent....and what was the final verdict? Pacenti Rims, Novatec Hubs and Sapim Race Black spokes?

A Shimano dynohub I'm getting from Rose (*) plus 32H offset BORG22/Kinlin rims, black Sapim Force spokes and a Shimano XT M8000 rear hub for £250 + shipping if I don't collect in person.

(*) if anyone wants anything from Rose please shout so we can share the shipping costs.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 February, 2016, 07:55:51 pm
 :thumbsup: Excellent!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 February, 2016, 01:52:28 pm
Excellent....and what was the final verdict? Pacenti Rims, Novatec Hubs and Sapim Race Black spokes?

A Shimano dynohub I'm getting from Rose (*) plus 32H offset BORG22/Kinlin rims, black Sapim Force spokes and a Shimano XT M8000 rear hub for £250 + shipping if I don't collect in person.

(*) if anyone wants anything from Rose please shout so we can share the shipping costs.

To save on faffage Malcolm is supplying everything including dynohub and rotors so I won't be placing an order with Rose.  Malcolm is now in possession of a few hundred of my plastic pounds. 

He is looking forward to seeing some of you tomorrow and plans on buying extra cake, I said that was probably a good idea   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 February, 2016, 01:56:53 pm
He is looking forward to seeing some of you tomorrow and plans on buying extra cake, I said that was probably a good idea   :thumbsup:

Or not as 'rain forces play' in Ted's case :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 February, 2016, 02:36:22 pm
 :thumbsup:

I better not have breakfast if the weather looks bad, there might be cake to consume and more gear ratio discussions to have!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 February, 2016, 04:21:04 pm
So in my fixed gear information frenzy I end up on Sheldon Brown's website (after many previous visits) trying to understand a bit more about the whole gearing thing that Tom was explaining to me on Wednesday.

I manage to bump into this ARTICLE (http://sheldonbrown.com/deakins/how-to-fixed-conversion.html) and it turns out the author is not our Tomsk but it took a fair while to figure that out!

It's a US Tomsk Imposter! (http://www.sheldonbrown.com/tom-deakins.html)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 February, 2016, 07:09:36 pm
Regarding the Up North Tour I have been wittering on about ...

It looks like the riders will be me, Tomsk, bobb and huggy.  But if you suddenly wanna come just let me know, nothing is set in stone yet although I have started to book accommodation.

And, if you're reading this and thinking "What the fook is going on?" get in touch with me and I will explain.  But be warned, we are contemplating a fully ladened tour to be conducted at a gentlemanly but reasonable clip going over some seriously lumpy bits.  Suffice to say I have started training already (*)!

(*) Go on then, let's be hearing your smartarsed remarks!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 February, 2016, 07:38:25 pm
It's a US Tomsk Imposter! (http://www.sheldonbrown.com/tom-deakins.html)

Most of the Deakins tribe appear to have emigrated en-masse from Radnorshire to the USA in the early C19th, across the Appalacians to Kentucky, Ohio and Tennessee [according to my Dad's research]...apart from my ancestors, who only made it as far as Brum. They were blacksmiths - who found work on the railways/railroads. Incidentally, my Grandfather used to do wrought iron designs for his half-brother, another relative was a designer at a Staffordshire pottery.

...Interesting convergent evolution of the two Tom D fixies.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 February, 2016, 08:05:05 pm
Perhaps riding fixed is genetic. I bet all you fixie weirdos are related!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 February, 2016, 09:57:11 pm
Regarding the Up North Tour I have been wittering on about ...

It looks like the riders will be me, Tomsk, bobb and huggy.  But if you suddenly wanna come just let me know, nothing is set in stone yet although I have started to book accommodation.

And, if you're reading this and thinking "What the fook is going on?" get in touch with me and I will explain.  But be warned, we are contemplating a fully ladened tour to be conducted at a gentlemanly but reasonable clip going over some seriously lumpy bits.  Suffice to say I have started training already (*)!

(*) Go on then, let's be hearing your smartarsed remarks!
do you mean TRAINing
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 February, 2016, 10:11:19 pm
I've done it, I have ordered a set of Durano Plus in 28C, yep that is right, wired bead and all!

I need to get back on the road with something I know won't puncture for while. I'll see how they go and consider moving them over to the Fixie when it arrives and trying out those lovely S-Ones I have on the Croix.

I think if I put the Schwalbes on now and I end up with another gash that won't seal I may have some form of episode!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 February, 2016, 12:31:58 pm
Ill be interested to see how they go Nik, I have always used the Durano+ Duo and I've never a visitation yet with them, but yearn for some 28mm love...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 February, 2016, 12:37:31 pm
... those lovely S-Ones ...

These S-Ones you refer to.  They're tubeless and made by Schwalbe?  And they are what Steve Abraham used?  And he didn't have much trouble with them?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 February, 2016, 12:47:46 pm

These S-Ones you refer to.  They're tubeless and made by Schwalbe?  And they are what Steve Abraham used?  And he didn't have much trouble with them?

I have just realised who you are when it comes to tyres - Mr Know it All from Harry Enfield and Chums - "Only me ! Oh, you don't want to do it like that, you want Marathon pluses on that bike"

Then later when it all goes to rats after the Marathon pluses have been duly fitted, "Now, I do not believe that you wanted to do that, did you".
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 February, 2016, 12:59:06 pm
 ;D

Once I have two wheelsets for Fred I can have the best all worlds. A tried and tested (by me) option when dependability is required. And then an experimental, lighter weight option.

Madness and method.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 February, 2016, 01:02:41 pm
Ill be interested to see how they go Nik, I have always used the Durano+ Duo and I've never a visitation yet with them, but yearn for some 28mm love...
Yep, will do. I agree with the reliability, I had the Durano's on the trek for a long while and the only visitation I had was a double puncture when I hit a pothole really really hard, as in new rim hard. I didn't see the 28's previously as I was looking at the folders but I don't need folding tyres, it makes no difference.

Having ridden lighter more supple tyres I do think the Durano Plus is a bit dead but hey, Saturday's puncture really Pissed me off and I want something I know is reliable for the Arrow. I might switch to the S-One for the Chapman though!

... those lovely S-Ones ...

These S-Ones you refer to.  They're tubeless and made by Schwalbe?  And they are what Steve Abraham used?  And he didn't have much trouble with them?
No, these are brand new. Steve was using the Schwalbe One. They have now extended the One range to several models

Pro One - Very light racing tyre
One - the original
S-One - 30c tyre kind of Paris Roubaix inspired with V guard
G-One - Gravel Tyre 35c or 38c with a bit more tread
X-One - Cross tyre from what I can gather
Big One - big tyre for 650B Wheels

Basically the V-Guard should offer protection from cuts more than the original from what I can gather. You can see the line up HERE (http://www.schwalbe.com/gb/road.html)



Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 16 February, 2016, 01:05:23 pm
And then an experimental, lighter weight option.

As a lightweight option have you not considered a pair of lightweight meilenstein's?? You could run Schwalbe Ultremo ZX's on those  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 February, 2016, 01:12:09 pm
All interesting stuff. Once the Contis I have on the shelf are wrecked (should take about a week) I might go for something wacky.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 16 February, 2016, 01:17:17 pm
All interesting stuff. Once the Contis I have on the shelf are wrecked (should take about a week) I might go for something wacky.

The only small stumbling block I can think of with the Lightweights is that they start at £3600 a pair and probably aren't that good for COR'ing on which would also go for the ZX's...... even our chum Lance had to pay £12k a season for his Lightweight wheels as they believe in their brand that much that they won't sponsor anybody  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 February, 2016, 01:18:52 pm
All interesting stuff. Once the Contis I have on the shelf are wrecked (should take about a week) I might go for something wacky.

The only small stumbling block I can think of with the Lightweights is that they start at £3600 a pair and probably aren't that good for COR'ing on which would also go for the ZX's...... even our chum Lance had to pay £12k a season for his Lightweight wheels as they believe in their brand that much that they won't sponsor anybody  ::-)
I bet I could break them in a week!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 16 February, 2016, 01:20:06 pm
I bet I could break them in a week!

That's got to be your way in to bagging a free set then  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 February, 2016, 01:28:15 pm
probably have to stump up for the original set though  >:(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 16 February, 2016, 01:29:06 pm
probably have to stump up for the original set though  >:(

Yep probably true  :demon:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 February, 2016, 03:50:29 pm
Ill be interested to see how they go Nik, I have always used the Durano+ Duo and I've never a visitation yet with them, but yearn for some 28mm love...
Yep, will do. I agree with the reliability, I had the Durano's on the trek for a long while and the only visitation I had was a double puncture when I hit a pothole really really hard, as in new rim hard. I didn't see the 28's previously as I was looking at the folders but I don't need folding tyres, it makes no difference.

Having ridden lighter more supple tyres I do think the Durano Plus is a bit dead but hey, Saturday's puncture really Pissed me off and I want something I know is reliable for the Arrow. I might switch to the S-One for the Chapman though!

Aha - yes I see now, there is a 28 in the none-folding version... I had 1 set of none folding and then since then I've used the folding 25's as they are lighter, but tempted by the 28 with reflective side walls!

Great tyres but with so many options its hard to get a consensus of opinion on a particular one and confusing at best!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 February, 2016, 04:49:35 pm
Agreed! I seem to have spent about a bikes worth of money on tyres in the last 12 months and my Mancave is starting to resemble a bike shop with all the tyres hanging up. I'll do some write ups at some point.

The good thing about the reflective strips is it always looks like you have been riding around Bradwell Power station in night time photos

(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/20151107_201437.jpg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/20151107_201437.jpg)


(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/20151024_071449.jpg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/20151024_071449.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 February, 2016, 01:34:24 pm
Due to a misunderstanding between my mobile phone and I I seem to have taken delivery of 2 sets of 28c Durano Pluses. Anyone interested in taking one set off my hands?

Will let them go to £40 the pair.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 February, 2016, 01:42:06 pm
Due to a misunderstanding between my mobile phone and I I seem to have taken delivery of 2 sets of 28c Durano Pluses. Anyone interested in taking one set off my hands?

Will let them go to £40 the pair.
Hmm, I could well be interested in relieving you of a pair of those, for the brighter months when my Marathon Tourers are able to come off.  Be interested to know what you think of the ride on them, I've had 25c's before and always found the 28c's like rocking horse poo to find when I looked for them.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2016, 03:18:44 pm
Oh dear  ::-)  Tales of what I got up to last night are filtering back to me and jogging my memory.

We were in this club and I was sat next to a rather attractive lady who is the Finance Director of a Lithuanian telecoms network, I think she was called Tatiana or similar.  Anyhow earlier in the evening I had shown another lady some photos of Penelope on my phone.  This lady was very impressed given she was from the Flemish bit of Belgium so basically Dutch.

Buoyed by the reaction of the Flemish lady I thought Tatiana might be equally impressed.  Unsurprisingly I was wrong.  She was very unimpressed by a pissed Englishman showing her photos of an orange bike.  So unimpressed was she that she got up quite abruptly and legged it.  Much to the amusement of my colleagues.

I've also discovered some texts which indicate I trapped myself in a toilet cubicle at one point  :thumbsup:

If you're not on Facebook you won't have seen the dancing girls ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2546_zpssvoyoxcl.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 February, 2016, 03:20:45 pm
Oh dear  ::-)  Tales of what I got up to last night are filtering back to me and jogging my memory.

We were in this club and I was sat next to a rather attractive lady who is the Finance Director of a Lithuanian telecoms network, I think she was called Tatiana or similar.  Anyhow earlier in the evening I had shown another lady some photos of Penelope on my phone.  This lady was very impressed given she was from the Flemish bit of Belgium so basically Dutch.

Buoyed by the reaction of the Flemish lady I thought Tatiana might be equally impressed.  Unsurprisingly I was wrong.  She was very unimpressed by a pissed Englishman showing her photos of an orange bike.  So unimpressed was she that she got up quite abruptly and legged it.  Much to the amusement of my colleagues.

I've also discovered some texts which indicate I trapped myself in a toilet cubicle at one point  :thumbsup:

If you're not on Facebook you won't have seen the dancing girls ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2546_zpssvoyoxcl.jpg)

Did you get Penelope out for them too  ???  :o  ::-)  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2016, 03:26:53 pm
They were a bit busy.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 17 February, 2016, 03:52:29 pm
I just hope that 'Penelope' isn't a euphemism for something else!!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2016, 03:59:41 pm
I just hope that 'Penelope' isn't a euphemism for something else!!

Perish the thought!  The lovely Penelope:

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zps7lrnw5cu.jpg)

More detail HERE (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=17.7950)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 February, 2016, 10:24:00 pm
 :facepalm:

(http://www.thebrunners.com/yacf/IMG_1602.JPG)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 08:38:54 am
That's a lot of rubber you perv!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 February, 2016, 09:31:51 am
Whilst you lot have been comparing fetishes, some of us have been making the effort to get out on a Wednesday evening.

Last night four of us made it to the Woolie; myself, Tomsk, the BFC and the Hustler.

It was the Hustler's birthday  so we pulled out all the stops to give him a great time.  That is, in between lecturing him about his RRTY attempt going off the rails and haranguing him about his diet.

Following an enlightening (geddit !) presentation by the BFC on the lighting array he uses on his commuter, talk ranged from the salted porridge diet and cauliflower pizza bases to being groped in India.  Unsurprisingly, No Name, the Witham Brewery staple, was anointed as the Quaffers' Choice.  At £2.90 a pint why would it not ?

Hopefully "normal" service will be resumed next week and the weather will have improved sufficiently to draw a few more out of hibernation.

Did I mention the small detail that only the intrepid Tomsk actually travelled there by bike  :P
 

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 09:35:02 am
Whilst you lot have been comparing fetishes, some of us have been making the effort to get out on a Wednesday evening.

Did I mention the small detail that only the intrepid Tomsk actually travelled there by bike  :P

I wouldn't get on your high horse as attending by Land Rover is as bad as OD's obsession with getting the train home  :facepalm: I would expect no less of Tomsk he is cut from the same cloth as myself  O:-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 09:38:33 am
... I would expect no less of Tomsk he is cut from the same cloth as myself  O:-)

You what!!!???!!!  Rarely have I heard such an outrageous claim  :o :o :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 09:40:00 am
... I would expect no less of Tomsk he is cut from the same cloth as myself  O:-)

You what!!!???!!!  Rarely have I heard such an outrageous claim  :o :o :o

As in we are both legends in our own pants and tend to ride our bikes rather than taking public transport or motor vehicles to aid us  :P
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 09:54:13 am
Oh by the way, next Wednesday I've booked myself in for another endurance spinning session.  My keenness for riding around in the cold, dark and sometimes wet weather remains low when there is a viable if unappealing alternative.

So that you lot don't completely give up on me I am pleased to report that work on the Up North Tour is going well  :thumbsup:  I should be pleased to furnish info to anyone interested. 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 09:58:38 am
... I would expect no less of Tomsk he is cut from the same cloth as myself  O:-)

You what!!!???!!!  Rarely have I heard such an outrageous claim  :o :o :o

As in we are both legends in our own pants and tend to ride our bikes rather than taking public transport or motor vehicles to aid us  :P

One evening, when it's neither cold nor wet, we must all have a chat about this.  The motion before the house should be something along the lines of ...

"What justification is there for Doggers Lane to describe himself as a legend?"

To help you make your case you can bring along witnesses, learned texts, photographs, PowerPoint slides, rabbit hutches, finger puppets, in fact anything you like because, to be frank, you'll need all the help you can get!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 09:58:45 am
Oh by the way, next Wednesday I've booked myself in for another endurance spinning session.  My keenness for riding around in the cold, dark and sometimes wet weather remains low when there is a viable if unappealing alternative.
 

Just a thought but have you considered purchasing a turbo trainer and driving (or training it) to the selected pub for the evening and you can then complete your session whilst still socializing with your chums.....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 10:02:29 am
That's a stupid idea  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:04:03 am
One evening, when it's neither cold nor wet, we must all have a chat about this.  The motion before the house should be something along the lines of ...

"What justification is there for Doggers Lane to describe himself as a legend?"

To help you make your case you can bring along witnesses, learned texts, photographs, PowerPoint slides, rabbit hutches, finger puppets, in fact anything you like because, to be frank, you'll need all the help you can get!

I wouldn't need all that palaver, I need merely take you back to last year and one of your lovely octopus routes ending up at The Cats of around 60 miles in total and if memory serves me correctly you all fooked off to The Cats without making the second ascent whilst I did complete the full route on me jack jones m'lord  :thumbsup:  O:-)
Oh and I can proudly say I have never got public transport back from a MEMWNS evening event  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:04:56 am
That's a stupid idea  ::-)

 ??? we could all take the p*ss out of you then whilst you sweat your nackers off and we have some Essex energy drinks  ;)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 February, 2016, 10:20:26 am

Oh and I can proudly say I have never got public transport back from a MEMWNS evening event  ;D

Apart, that is, from the track evening a few short weeks ago.  Tomsk rode to and from Chelmsford station that evening and expressed disappointment that he hadn't just continued to the Velodrome.

So, let's weigh up some evidence:

Tomsk:

Respected nationally in AUK as a prodigious rider and organiser of events.

Regular podium placements in AUK annual lists for points, organisation, fixed wheel achievements etc

Rides to and from MEMWNS events often riding 80 plus miles when we end up in places like Mersea and Rowhedge

Does most of his mileage on fixed

Puts up with Tippers_Kiwi for days at a time

Quietly goes about his business without making a fuss about weather, distance etc

Multiple PBP ancien

One of the, if not the, most regular attendees at MEMWNS evenings


Doggers Lane

Rode an extra loop one night while we were in the Cats.



Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 10:22:13 am
At last, all those years of legal training have been useful  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:22:51 am

Oh and I can proudly say I have never got public transport back from a MEMWNS evening event  ;D

Apart, that is, from the track evening a few short weeks ago.  Tomsk rode to and from Chelmsford station that evening and expressed disappointment that he hadn't just continued to the Velodrome.

So, let's weigh up some evidence:

Tomsk:

Respected nationally in AUK as a prodigious rider and organiser of events.

Regular podium placements in AUK annual lists for points, organisation, fixed wheel achievements etc

Rides to and from MEMWNS events often riding 80 plus miles when we end up in places like Mersea and Rowhedge

Does most of his mileage on fixed

Puts up with Tippers_Kiwi for days at a time

Quietly goes about his business without making a fuss about weather, distance etc

Multiple PBP ancien

One of the, if not the, most regular attendees at MEMWNS evenings


Doggers Lane

Rode an extra loop one night while we were in the Cats.





Well strike me down if the Horse Whisperer hasn't just popped up as the other half of the tag team........

Does riding to the Velodrome not count then  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 18 February, 2016, 10:24:39 am
At last, all those years of legal training have been useful  ;D

Years of legal training?????? You told me your had a dodgy history degree and then did a correspondence course in law.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:25:30 am
At last, all those years of legal training have been useful  ;D

Years of legal training?????? You told me your had a dodgy history degree and then did a correspondence course in law.

We all know he's a fraud Carlos it's just OD that seems to have believed it.......  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:27:33 am

Oh and I can proudly say I have never got public transport back from a MEMWNS evening event  ;D

Doggers Lane

Rode an extra loop one night while we were in the Cats.

You forgot to add 'doesn't know of this small ring that you all speak of for North Hill'
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 February, 2016, 10:32:22 am
Ah, the old deflect and deny strategy.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 February, 2016, 10:33:10 am
hate to say it DL....You've opened yourself up to a world of hurt on the 'Legend' claim!  ;D

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 February, 2016, 10:34:19 am

You forgot to add 'doesn't know of this small ring that you all speak of for North Hill'

Tomsk doesn't even have a cassette. I think he owns you on that as well.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 February, 2016, 10:36:49 am
Anyway....The Shark....I actually entered it yesterday. Who else is already entered and anyone got plans for getting to the start?

I'm kind of thinking the train would be the logical way to get there but I am not sure what parking is like around Cutty Sark Gardens.

3,200m of climbing, I am pretty sure that this ride will hurt more than the BCM!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:36:52 am
hate to say it DL....You've opened yourself up to a world of hurt on the 'Legend' claim!  ;D

 ;D


You forgot to add 'doesn't know of this small ring that you all speak of for North Hill'

Tomsk doesn't even have a cassette. I think he owns you on that as well.

I know I think they went out in the 90's it's all about ipods and the like now  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 February, 2016, 10:38:29 am
Well if we are going to misunderstand technical terms then why is somebody who goes by the moniker "Doggers Lane" so pleased that he has a big ring ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 February, 2016, 10:40:47 am
Anyway....The Shark....I actually entered it yesterday. Who else is already entered and anyone got plans for getting to the start?

I'm kind of thinking the train would be the logical way to get there but I am not sure what parking is like around Cutty Sark Gardens.

3,200m of climbing, I am pretty sure that this ride will hurt more than the BCM!

I will enter today now that you have bullied me into doing something about it.

Bobb is committed but not sure if he has booked yet.

He said there was parking near the start but that it was fairly limited.  Mind you, I think his start was 6am for the GMT ride we are a bit later so it might be tight.

Anyway we have 6 weeks to get ourselves in shape for climbing the Downs  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 10:41:30 am
Anyway....The Shark....I actually entered it yesterday. Who else is already entered and anyone got plans for getting to the start?

I'm kind of thinking the train would be the logical way to get there but I am not sure what parking is like around Cutty Sark Gardens.

3,200m of climbing, I am pretty sure that this ride will hurt more than the BCM!

Oh go on then.  I will check the various diaries here and enter if all the ducks line up.  The train might be a good idea.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:42:45 am
Well if we are going to misunderstand technical terms then why is somebody who goes by the moniker "Doggers Lane" so pleased that he has a big ring ?

It's merely a user name for me I get sick and tired of reminding you lot that you are the ones obsessed with this particular Lane  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 February, 2016, 10:44:07 am

I will enter today now that you have bullied me into doing something about it.

Bobb is committed but not sure if he has booked yet.

He said there was parking near the start but that it was fairly limited.  Mind you, I think his start was 6am for the GMT ride we are a bit later so it might be tight.

Anyway we have 6 weeks to get ourselves in shape for climbing the Downs  :facepalm:

Will you be doing this on fixed?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 February, 2016, 10:46:29 am
Anyway....The Shark....I actually entered it yesterday. Who else is already entered and anyone got plans for getting to the start?

I'm kind of thinking the train would be the logical way to get there but I am not sure what parking is like around Cutty Sark Gardens.

3,200m of climbing, I am pretty sure that this ride will hurt more than the BCM!

Oh go on then.  I will check the various diaries here and enter if all the ducks line up.  The train might be a good idea.
:thumbsup:

Just checking....you realise this is an Audax right?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 February, 2016, 10:46:56 am
I think it was the train bit that caught his eye.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 11:07:24 am
Anyway....The Shark....I actually entered it yesterday. Who else is already entered and anyone got plans for getting to the start?

I'm kind of thinking the train would be the logical way to get there but I am not sure what parking is like around Cutty Sark Gardens.

3,200m of climbing, I am pretty sure that this ride will hurt more than the BCM!

Oh go on then.  I will check the various diaries here and enter if all the ducks line up.  The train might be a good idea.
:thumbsup:

Just checking....you realise this is an Audax right?

Yeah I know.  Or alternatively its a pleasant ride the the countryside.  I may or may not be that bothered about finishing within the time limit.  Once the weather starts to improve I shall be needing to ramp up the miles so this fits in well. 

Regarding logistics, I'll let you know, me and TCMR might stay over on the Friday night.

Oh and finally, if anyone ever needs secure bike storage near Liverpool St station let me know.  The folks I work for have a bike cage.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 February, 2016, 11:13:17 am
 :thumbsup: Did just think the hills would be good training for your tour anyway.

14h 08m time limit.....reckon you'll be fine anyway and you can get yourself a little AAA medal :thumbsup:

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 February, 2016, 07:15:29 pm
I sincerely hope that the reason for my enforced absence this week, on foot or two wheels, will not be repeated - you can blame TCMH's attention seeking. The puppy still needs to be introduced to mid walk refreshment stops!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2016, 07:30:22 pm
You going to do The Shark then hugster?

Why's it called The Shark by the way?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 February, 2016, 07:54:03 pm
You going to do The Shark then hugster?

Why's it called The Shark by the way?
i was replying to a ride report post for last night before all this recent posting nonsense  ::-)
Think I'm busy the weekend of the Shark, washing my hair or something like that...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 February, 2016, 09:23:18 pm
Anyway....The Shark....I actually entered it yesterday. Who else is already entered and anyone got plans for getting to the start?

I'm kind of thinking the train would be the logical way to get there but I am not sure what parking is like around Cutty Sark Gardens.

3,200m of climbing, I am pretty sure that this ride will hurt more than the BCM!

I've entered.... hopefully my climbing legs will turn up on the day too!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 February, 2016, 09:27:17 pm
Ah ffs trains replaced by buses on 9th....

" Buses replace trains between Shenfield and Chelmsford / Witham.

Some trains will call additionally at Billericay connecting with buses to / from Chelmsford / Witham.

"
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 19 February, 2016, 09:47:03 pm
When I did the Greenwich Mean Climb (the 300 version of the Shark) I drove to the start and parked on Cade Road (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Greenwich,+London+SE10/@51.4738447,-0.0037392,118m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x47d8a9cea79975f3:0x1470a7a162e4ca6c!6m1!1e1)

That was a 6am start and it was empty at 5.30am when I arrived. I would imagine it would still be empty a little later.

Could always do some sort of Travelodge thing the night before?

Right... off to enter the Shark...

Edit: Entered :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 February, 2016, 05:10:29 pm
Jiberjaber, where did you see the bit about the bus replacement service? Was it at the station? There website seems to say 09/04 is a normal day

HERE (http://www.abelliogreateranglia.co.uk/travel-information/service-alterations?month=04&year=2016)

I might well drive down early if it is the case though and find a cafe to get some breakfast.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 February, 2016, 05:13:19 pm
I did a quick train route check on my phone and there was a service alert for works at Romford

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/service_disruptions/118150.aspx
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 February, 2016, 08:56:12 pm
 :thumbsup:

well, not really but good to know!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2016, 01:35:06 pm
Well done to everyone who braved their way around the Brazier yesterday  :thumbsup:  I think we were represented by Tomsk, Sister Carol, Tippers and Jiberjaber.  The latter two ECE'd it and in Tippers' case this meant the successful conclusion to RRTY x2.

It should of course be noted that the legend that is DL was probably doing an equally gruelling session on the rollers with a windmachine turned up at full power.

For me the ride ended earlier than expected.  I am beginning to think the problem may be my unlucky top.  The first time I wore it I fell in a pothole and now an early bath on the ECE to the Brazier.

I duly turned up at Tipper Towers at too early for a windy Sunday morning o'clock and we set off into the wind.  It was all going well until Tippers uttered the fateful words, "well, we've got an hour and a half that should be plenty of time to cover the 25k to arrivee".  No sooner had he said this than my rear tyre started to deflate.

I can only excuse myself by saying that I felt under pressure to get on with things and not make Tippers late for the start of the calendar event but somewhere along the line I managed to put the wheel on incorrectly :facepalm:

As soon as I got back on and turned the pedals the chain kinked and the derailleur bent.  Cue me searching out tools and chain links while Tippers got on with the actual repairing.  With a bent derailleur and a chain missing too many links, I had to make the decision to abandon and pedal home with the gears I had left.  I felt doubly bad that not only had Tippers patiently stayed on to help to the point where he was under serious time pressure, but also he was continuing on his own anyway and might as well have just abandoned me to my fate.  Thanks Tippers  :thumbsup:

Assuming the parts turn up on time, I am hoping to persuade the Hustler to join me in riding the Horses for Courses on Saturday to tie in with Tomsk's helpers ride.  After all, when you are definitely not doing RRTY like the Hustler and me it is important that you fit in a few fun rides that happen to be 200km long.

On the subject of tyres, as I explained in the pub last week, I have even less patience than Tippers when it comes to tyres.  I have some Durano plus tyres on order with the other parts and these will be replacing the Michelins that were on the bike on Saturday.  The Vittoria Open Paves that I have on the Flyer have been very good this winter but I know that when they get to a certain mileage they just give up.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 February, 2016, 02:22:05 pm
 :thumbsup:

It was a proper mechanical that! I still think the chain managed to squeeze itself through the derailleur cage in some fashion as it was definitely not running around that top jockey wheel after it screwed up.

I think you made the right choice not carrying on, had you shifted 1 stop to far you would probably have been looking at a new wheel (or several spokes at least) and not just the derailleur. And with the wind there were times on the flat where it was nearly required to use the full range available.

Obviously I don't need to point out that had you been on your fixie none of this would have happened :-D but I think the first leg of the Braziers is the first time that I have seen Tom actually looking like he is having to put some effort in (it was from a distance though so I might just have been seeing things)

Good move on the Durano's, I have to say they really aren't as bad as I had told myself they were from previous experience. It was pretty good going and being 95% certain that punctures were not going to be an issue made up for any potential loss of speed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2016, 02:41:22 pm
You've done a great job in putting us all off tubeless which had been my original plan A.

Glad you got round yesterday despite my best efforts to derail the 24th month of your RRTY quest.

When I got back to Tiptree and had another look, the chain was only going over one of the jockey wheels.  No wonder it was clicking all the way back  :o  Definitely the right decision.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2016, 04:10:47 pm
I suffered from the missing 5% with my front D+ puncturing twice (first one 1km from the start of the main event  :facepalm: ) and a knackered spare inner tube which turned the first repair in to a good 30+ mins, the second visitation (same wheel) was a bit quicker at 20mins but I can see the attraction of tubeless in you don't have to spend ages worrying and trying to find the cause of the visitation etc....

I still haven't found the cause of the second visitation, but when I get round to cleaning the bike I will take a good look just in case its lurking in there ready to pounce once again!

These SON Plus wheels are almost like run flats, I hadn't noticed for a few moments or two it was flat - must have been tired!

On the plus side I received my carbon forks for the CdF today, they had been on order since September, could have built them myself in that time! LOL
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 February, 2016, 07:58:38 pm
...but I think the first leg of the Braziers is the first time that I have seen Tom actually looking like he is having to put some effort in (it was from a distance though so I might just have been seeing things)

I was seriously in danger of overcooking it trying to tow David J [Glendene], Orange Andy and the rest of a sizeable peloton back into the wind. When I stopped to take a phone-call [since Mrs Tomsk's 'episode' last October I always stop when it rings...this time it was just work-related  ::-) ] I was quite glad of the excuse to ease off and ride at my own pace back to the 'Ut. It was a tough day, though what it would have been like out in the Fens...I lost my route sheet to a gust, maybe my routesheet holder needs new Velcro, but I rose to Kieron's challenge of riding the second half without referring to the spare copy he gave me, though I did have tippers and his gps to confirm I was on the right track.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2016, 10:03:36 pm
So my new forks need fettling to install them, I was wondering if anyone has any of the following I can borrow:


I've got a couple of options, I could try and pry off the race with my disc pad tool or similar chisel type thing, carefully mask up the steerer to cut it, make a nut setter out of some dowel etc but the job is always easier with the right tools....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 February, 2016, 10:19:44 pm
Bash the old race out with a long screwdriver and a big hammer, cut the steerer tube with a hacksaw in a cheap mitre box, knock the bearing race on with a bit of vacuum cleaner tube. Jobs a good 'un.

But don't blame me if it all goes wrong😄
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2016, 10:23:50 pm
That's plan 'a' Sister Carlos... 

I'm presently investigating a new crown race by itself so I can swap back to the steel fork if required etc... I'm comparing races based on lower bearings with a view that if its a similar ID/OD on the bearing and the same chamfer then barring the bottom cup depth, the race should be the same.... 

Think I've a mitre box somewhere...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2016, 10:45:02 pm
Moving off the technical thread for a minute...

The Hustler and I are hoping to ghost behind the Horsepower helpers'  ride on Saturday on a horses for courses.   Anyone else for a more amateur approach than Tomsk and his merry band of superstars ?

Please note that the fact we are contemplating an emergency 200 so late in the month is purely  coincidental as neither of us are considering RRTY.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 February, 2016, 06:14:36 am
jibers, whilst building Fred I was worried about cutting down his steerer tube, I'm not good at cutting accurately, if anyone ever needs a circumcision I wouldn't ask me. Anyhow, someone here suggested using an old stem as a saw guide, worked a treat. I have a stem you can borrow, I could send it to you via one of tomorrow's Witham riders.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 February, 2016, 08:43:14 am
Recently launched ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2559_zpsqs1pfgeb.jpg)

Beer flavoured crisps, what a ridiculous idea.  NB - Fairfields grow their potatoes and make their crisp on the farm near Wormingford.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 23 February, 2016, 08:48:54 am
A good tip OD. I don't think you need to be super accurate as regards squareness when you cut the steerer, just cosmetically acceptable. Assemble it first to ensure you mark the correct length though! If it's a carbon steerer don't use the old star fangled washer you'll need the expanding gripper type of fixing.

I can't believe I'm posting workshop tips, my bikes always have issues!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 February, 2016, 11:42:14 am
I suffered from the missing 5% with my front D+ puncturing twice (first one 1km from the start of the main event  :facepalm: ) and a knackered spare inner tube which turned the first repair in to a good 30+ mins, the second visitation (same wheel) was a bit quicker at 20mins but I can see the attraction of tubeless in you don't have to spend ages worrying and trying to find the cause of the visitation etc....
Unless it is just a massive gash and then you start dealing with the whole sealant ejaculation and the following clean up and putting a tube in amongst it....not that I am trying to put you off.....I will go back there myself at some point!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 February, 2016, 11:49:52 am
In the meantime we now have beer flavoured crisps. The world isn't a bad place you know.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 February, 2016, 11:51:24 am
 :thumbsup: Exactly! Slightly wrong but great all the same.

Can you drink beer and eat beer crisps? Does that count as Double Parking?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 23 February, 2016, 12:36:48 pm
How about Cheese and Onion beer?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 23 February, 2016, 12:40:58 pm
 I can't think about beer until I've forgotton about tippers struggling with a massive gash and a messy ejaculation!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 February, 2016, 12:56:52 pm
How about Cheese and Onion beer?

You're just being silly now aren't you?

I can't think about beer until I've forgotton about tippers struggling with a massive gash and a messy ejaculation!

Yes a good point.  I'd recommend eating several packets of beer crisps in the hope your mind is erased of unwelcome imagery. 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 23 February, 2016, 01:29:15 pm
  • a lower crown race removal tool;
  • a steerer cutting jig, or;
  • a threadless nut setter.

I have a crown race removal tool you can borrow.

You don't need any sort of cutting jig, I always do it by eye. Use a spacer/stem etc, draw round it with pencil, then cut on the outside of the mark with a hacksaw. If you haven't cut it perfectly straight, use a file to tidy up (or do nothing - it really doesn't need to be perfectly square). I've done this with Aluminium and Carbon steerers.

I don't have a threadless nut setter unfortunately - never fitted a headset that needed one.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 February, 2016, 03:30:41 pm
I'll take you up on that offer Rob.  :thumbsup:

Ace - so steerer cutter and crown race removal sorted, I'll buy a nut setter (if only for the name sake) and jobs a good 'un! :)

Just need 2 inches of spacers now! LOL
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 February, 2016, 05:29:57 pm
OD's Essex Good Beer Guide (2013 edition) Pub Quest - Update

I have now ridden my bike to 61 of the 110 listed Essex GBG pubs.  Nine were visited in 2015.

Just thought you might like to know.  Cheers!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 February, 2016, 07:28:49 pm
Moving off the technical thread for a minute...

The Hustler and I are hoping to ghost behind the Horsepower helpers'  ride on Saturday on a horses for courses.   Anyone else for a more amateur approach than Tomsk and his merry band of superstars ?

Please note that the fact we are contemplating an emergency 200 so late in the month is purely  coincidental as neither of us are considering RRTY.

Raymond has decided to ride H4C this Saturday too...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 February, 2016, 08:27:51 pm
Excellent.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 23 February, 2016, 08:39:01 pm
Anyone else for a more amateur approach than Tomsk and his merry band of superstars ?

You *might* be able to pursuade me...

What time would kick off be?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 February, 2016, 08:49:32 pm
I guess at the same time as Tomsk and the Hotrods ie 7.30. You know you want to.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 February, 2016, 06:52:39 am
I'm setting off at 06:00 on Saturday, as I need to back in reasonable time to be out again in the evening. Brian will probably start with me [overnighting in Mobile Hotel], Wilkyboy will play it by ear as he's ece-ing. Raymond will either drive here or hook up with us in Sudbury for a later finish. It's all a bit fragmented...choose very, or not quite so silly o'clock start.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 February, 2016, 09:52:18 am
Tomsk

If you are able to bring some cards tonight then we can be flexible about start times  :thumbsup:

Bobb has still to be persuaded.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 February, 2016, 10:27:43 am
My participation in The Shark has been looking a bit dodgy over the last couple of days (unforeseen diary clashes) but I think I might just have rescued the situation - fingers crossed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 February, 2016, 02:45:52 pm
Tomsk

If you are able to bring some cards tonight then we can be flexible about start times  :thumbsup:

Bobb has still to be persuaded.

Ok will do  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 February, 2016, 04:13:23 pm
I have a couple of used but unwanted Spigen iPhone 5s cases that are now surplus to requirements.  So if you or anyone you know wants them they're yours FOC.  I can't be arsed to put them on eBay.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 February, 2016, 04:18:45 pm
I have a couple of used but unwanted Spigen iPhone 5s cases that are now surplus to requirements.  So if you or anyone you know wants them they're yours FOC.  I can't be arsed to put them on eBay.
Will they make my 5c in to a 5s?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 February, 2016, 04:22:16 pm
I have a couple of used but unwanted Spigen iPhone 5s cases that are now surplus to requirements.  So if you or anyone you know wants them they're yours FOC.  I can't be arsed to put them on eBay.
Will they make my 5c in to a 5s?

Almost certainly.  Do you want them?  They are cluttering up my desk!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 February, 2016, 11:26:28 am
Just looking at Grant's post on the non-technical thread about disc brakes freezing, what is everyone's experience of them so far ?

For my part, having had disc brakes on my mountain bike (where they are faultless but with far less mileage obviously) and on my Genesis (no end of trouble), I am still unconvinced by the disc brake revolution.  The Hustler and Bobb squeaked round DTDO last month every time they touched their brakes.  The power of a decent set of rim brakes doesn't seem that different to me and easier to maintain and replace.

If I ever find the budget for another bike I would probably go traditional but there's always the nagging doubt that you are missing out on something better.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 February, 2016, 11:54:15 am
I'll do anything to avoid Rim brakes now. I hate the noise of my rim grinding away in the winter months and the 50/50 on when the braking power will come through on wet or generally shite days.

Saying that I think I am slightly spoiled with the Hydraulic (even if not full Hydro) HyRd's and not really having to make any adjustments. Will be interested to see how the spyres are in comparison bu I suspect that fact they are dual piston will make for a not bad experience.

The rear doesn't really make any noise, the front does when it is wet but to be honest even with the Swiss Stop pads on the trek rim brakes I used to get some noise (mainly on dry days)

The fact that it takes very little effort to brake all the way through the range and it is so easy to modulate sells it for me over rim brakes every time.

Disc Brakes YES....Tubeless Not so Much!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 February, 2016, 04:09:23 pm
Is this Ride with GPS Cycling Club (https://ridewithgps.com/help/club-account/) thingy of any use to us?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 February, 2016, 05:05:23 pm
I cant see how much it costs?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 February, 2016, 05:14:25 pm
I cant see how much it costs?

There are some videos which I haven't been able to watch yet as I'm in the office so need to look busy.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 February, 2016, 05:32:31 pm
I think they have always had a club version of the membership.... might be interesting option.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 February, 2016, 05:36:47 pm
Its $250 per year  :o

It is basically a shared premium account, so the estimated time bit works based on at least 1 club ride being ridden and uploaded exceeded 16km.

Cant see if the Garmin write works through.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 February, 2016, 05:43:11 pm
Well we won't be doing that then!!!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 February, 2016, 09:48:05 am
Bobb, the Hustler and I set off yesterday to ride the H4C Perm.

I lasted one kilometre before another major mechanical so I will have to leave it the other two to describe what looked like being a great day awheel.

The only good thing was it wasn't far back to the car. 

I felt doubly bad because I was the Hustler's lift home so chapeau to him for the unexpected extra mileage.

Fortunately, I had always said I wasn't doing RRTY.  There was a time yesterday when I thought about going out this morning and riding it just in case I changed my mind.  It was at that time that I remembered OD's wise words (in fact, in many ways, it was a bit like when the ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi advises a young Luke Skywalker  ::-)).  So, from now on I will be following the path to enlightenment that is OD's cycling strategy - still doing stuff like the Shark and the BCM for the challenge and still hoping for a fixed SR but otherwise concentrating on short sharp club rides and breakfast-based expeditions at the weekend and hopefully a bit of cycle camping to go with it.  The commitment of finding a 200k every month feels like a treadmill that I am happy to get off.  I now have even greater respect for those of you who have done RRTY however many times and those who are embarking on the quest for number one.

All in all the last couple of weeks has served as a bit of a reality check on where my limitations lie.  Hopefully the Shark and the BCM will not provide further evidence of those limitations  :facepalm:

I am now waiting for the rain to clear so I can get out with no gears for a trip to another seaside for a late breakfast (see when you aren't running to the audax clock you can wait for the weather  :thumbsup:).
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 February, 2016, 10:24:02 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 February, 2016, 10:25:44 am
I can't believe I now have OD as my cycling guru  :o

At least he has the experience that comes with great age.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 February, 2016, 10:26:21 am
 :smug:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 February, 2016, 12:20:18 pm
I don't need a pub any more ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2571_zpsgdq6jj70.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 February, 2016, 01:07:17 pm
Did it come with a frame mounted holder Steve? :)

Graeme I feel your pain of yesterday, I had 3 chain breaks in a row with one needing a new DI2 RD :( 

Mine was 11 speed, and I found it very sensitive to the position of the pin on the chain link, a fraction of a mm in or out and it didn't make the full contact and allowed one of the link plates to move free. 

The first break I have no idea what was the problem, something on the bike managed to jam in to the chain and that started the whole "chain reaction"  given that the quick link plate snapped in half I assumed that to be the culprit, but since the mess on with the pins, I am back on them with no major issues since, though I have found on 11spd its best to replace them ever 1000 miles (not had that prob with 10spd).

I have a large torque wrench and Shimano free hub socket if you want it torque setting to the 40Nm or what ever it should be.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 February, 2016, 05:16:43 pm
Jibers, it's a hip flask so it mounts on me not the bike!!!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 February, 2016, 05:56:32 pm
Jibers, it's a hip flask so it mounts on me not the bike!!!

I know that, but given the fascination with accessory for the Surly I was expecting a bike mount for it also :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 February, 2016, 06:24:46 pm
Wobbly John made a cage for one (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=67060.msg1391680#msg1391680)

You can also buy them to go under your Brooks: http://www.charliethebikemonger.com/ahearne-mud-flask-holster---seat-mounted-hip-flask-cage-3598-p.asp
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 February, 2016, 11:02:05 pm
I rode a Sportive today!  :o

Only a Fiver though so as far as I was concerned it was as good as an Audax just no need to follow a route sheet. I chose the 47 miles with a time limit of 2 hours 45 for the challenge, there was a no time limit option but I figured since I had dug the trek out form the back of the bike rack, lubed the chain, CHECKED THE GEAR SHIFTING (Ted) and pumped up my unreasonable supple and fast tyres I owed it to the bike to 'have a go'

Managed to get round in 2 hours 32 so I was well chuffed with that. Good tea and cake at the end too.

The guy organising it was the Colchester fellow that Tom and I rode with from Villaines on the way back to Paris back in August so had a good little PBP catch up as well.

You can read about the day on the BLOG (http://wp.me/s7hyox-ccrc2016), if you have any interest! No pics I'm affraid, I was in a bit of a hurry  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 February, 2016, 05:50:24 am
Good effort tippers, its good to do different stuff every now and then. I think Greg my spinning instructor rode the same event, he mentioned it last Wednesday.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 March, 2016, 09:15:14 am
Copy of event on the Witham Cycling Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/groups/113030555403210/):

As a club we have secured a 2 hour Track Taster Session at the Lee Valley Velodrome on the evening of Wednesday 4th May between 18:00 and 20:00. If you would like to experience a taste of the track this is your opportunity. More details available at the link.
https://www.visitleevalley.org.uk/en/content/cms/london2012/velo-park/#track
The Velodrome charges have increased a little since our last visit in January; depending upon numbers cost of the evening will be between £27 and £35 for the 2 hour track session, this figure includes £12 for bike hire but shoe hire is an additional £7 if desired. I will initially close the book at 15 confirmed places and put additional interest on a wait list until I get more than 20 to make hiring a second instructor economical. A second instructor will allow a further 15 places and the closer we get to a total of 30 participants the more economical it becomes.
Before the event you will need to have valid CTC or BC 3rd party insurance by way of membership of one of those organisations and be a signed up member of Witham Cycling which can be completed on the day if necessary. As a club we are affiliated with CTC and members of Witham Cycling can take up discounted individual associate membership here https://www.ctc.org.uk/join-membership/setup/AFMI using our club number 90063203 which provides 12 months of 3rd party insurance.

You will be responsible for getting yourself to the VeloPark. I will probably be travelling by train to Stratford and walking from there. At least 30 minutes needs to be allowed for walking from Stratford train station to the Velodrome. You should plan to arrive soon after 17:00 to allow for checking in, changing and getting set up on a bike.

To secure your place please send your £25 per person deposit to me. An easy way of doing this is to use PayPal at this link:
https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/25
I will also take traditional cash in person, please PM to let me know you are interested.

In January we had 27 people enjoy the same experience, many of whom I expect will want to repeat it. For a little taste of the evening you can see a video here: https://youtu.be/zL79IrmblTg
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 March, 2016, 07:34:14 am
A wet and wild Wednesday evening saw a reduced peloton head to the Odd One Out in Colchester.  OD, Huggy and the BFC were joined by newcomer Tokyo Sexpest in the main Spa group.  They arrived at the Oddie in good time where they met up with David Gandy fresh from an assignment for Rapha Urban.

Meanwhile I was stuck at the side of the road having had a visitation and then losing one of my locking nuts in the long grass  :facepalm:

When I eventually made it, the others had placed themselves round the roaring fire and were well into their sampling.  We had Mauldon's Silver Adder, Soham's Albert Ale and mighty oak's Saxon.  The latter, even at over 6%, proved to be extremely smooth and easily took the Quaffers' Choice. 

Tokyo Sexpest seemed to fit in well.  In fact, it felt like he had been around for ages.

With the portentous weather outside, the talk was of serious matters.  OD presented his latest master plan; a circus skills evening.  Details remain sketchy but so far it seems to involve assembling in a forest clearing to watch David Gandy ride a unicycle while a demented OD dances around playing the penny whistle.  Next week we will probably be adding a wicker man and a fire.

With neither of the legends present the night soon descended into the expected farce.  I had barely arrived when Huggy "King of the Faffers" started the long preparation for departure.  It turned out the last train was at 10.44 and that the whole Spa peloton was taking that cop out. 

I have to admit though that when I set off into the sleet storm after a quick final tincture with DG it did cross my mind that maybe living near a station wouldn't be too bad sometimes.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2016, 08:20:26 am
Nice write up as always ted, I'll just fill in a few gaps ...

The circus skills evening is a serious suggestion.  'Ole fandango has told me before about his juggling prowess and last night he added more detail.  Whilst at uni he and his mate were juggling buskers with fire and everything  :o  And before you ask "What's the worst that can happen?" let me answer with "Quite a lot!"  He and said mate set the curtains on fire in a Student Union when their act went a bit wrong.  And there's more!  Tokyo Sexwhale can do fire eating and Beer Fueled Commuter can ride a unicycle - see what I mean?  It has the makings of an epic evening!

Now before you get too excited I might let the side down with my lack of musical ability (no surprises - remember the Epiphany Do?).  I can play the penny whistle but only a bit.  I can just about get through "In an English Country Garden" and know some of "The Mull of Kintyre"  Anyhow, lets move on and talk about photography ...

ted's problems stem from his shit phone.  You'll no doubt of seen his customary group shot / selfie on FB.  Here's my version taken on a decent phone with ted trying to follow my lead ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2587_zpsnstysu5e.jpg)

Yesterday evening I was Keeper of the Hello Kitty Kitty so Beer Bitch by default.  I stupidly left my phone on the table unlocked.  Here's Tokyo Sexwhale being a narwhal ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2585_zpsjmaytpa6.jpg)

And trying to impersonate my photo face (keep trying, you've a way to go yet) ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2584_zps5qbokkcl.jpg)

Which is nearly as good as this classic taken a few years back (that's my head gear he's wearing) ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/utf-8BSU1HLTIwMTMwODE3LTAwMzY2LmpwZw_zps4154f265.jpg)

Despite being cold and wet yesterday evening was a good one, thanks chaps  :-*

(I'm now off to find out how much Rapha cycling jeans and fetching checked shirts are)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 March, 2016, 09:57:13 am
Memo to self: time to re-shave head and tidy up beard.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2016, 10:00:20 am
Memo to self: time to re-shave head and tidy up beard.

And that's all you took from last night's antics? 

I may have asked this already, you did leave the fire prodder thing behind didn't you?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 March, 2016, 10:03:08 am
He was walking a bit oddly when he left  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 March, 2016, 10:11:27 am
Memo to self: time to re-shave head and tidy up beard.

And that's all you took from last night's antics? 

Well, I do remember I promised to show you the usefulness of the FOaaS site.

http://www.foaas.com/field/Oaky/OD/Book%20Of%20MEMWNS%20Chapter%209%20Verse%2013

The full RESTful (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Representational_state_transfer) API is documented here (http://www.foaas.com).

Quote
I may have asked this already, you did leave the fire prodder thing behind didn't you?

Yes, you have, and yes I did :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2016, 10:16:28 am
^^^ That's funny  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 March, 2016, 10:19:56 am
Tokyo Sexwhale can do fire eating

fire-breathing

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Now before you get too excited I might let the side down with my lack of musical ability (no surprises - remember the Epiphany Do?).  I can play the penny whistle but only a bit.  I can just about get through "In an English Country Garden" and know some of "The Mull of Kintyre"

Hmm... I can do Amazing Grace and Auld Lang Syne.  Perhaps we could form the worlds worst faux-Scottish pub folk duo?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2016, 10:31:56 am
Is fire breathing an actual thing?  It doesn't sound like a good idea.

Erm, in the cold, sober light of day and based on recent experience, I'm not sure the furthering of my musical career should be encouraged  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 March, 2016, 04:07:37 pm
Folks, not sure how many of you use energy gels/bars but a mate of mine who I played rugby with in Hong Kong has recently released a natural alternative to these in the UK. It's basically a solid lump of Guava Paste wrapped in a banana leaf known as a bocadillo.

Good source of carbs and loads of other vitamins and good stuff in the paste and apparently quite good to eat as well.

I've ordered  a box of 12 and I'd be happy to share them around. If it's decided they are a good thing I'll spread the word a bit elsewhere on the forum. I should have them on me by Saturday so let me know if you want to try one out.

https://www.luchodillitos.co.uk/
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 March, 2016, 04:11:21 pm
My Dog are you sure?  Such things normally make me fart like a carthorse!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 March, 2016, 04:24:48 pm
Keep them well away from Jiber then.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 March, 2016, 04:27:13 pm
I'll give them a go Nik, it will help motivate Ted to spin a bit faster (assuming he doesn't break yet another bike)!  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 March, 2016, 04:28:04 pm
Keep them well away from Jiber then.

Or more precisely jibers and naked flames!  The thought of his melted Gore shorts welded to his backside doesn't bear thinking about.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 March, 2016, 05:11:14 pm
Colombian go-faster concoctions, served in a dried leaf?!   Should I worry about failing anti-doping tests? (Especially now that I have a racing license ;))
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 March, 2016, 07:26:38 pm
It's all natural, what could possibly go wrong
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 March, 2016, 08:36:05 am
Folks, not sure how many of you use energy gels/bars but a mate of mine who I played rugby with in Hong Kong has recently released a natural alternative to these in the UK. It's basically a solid lump of Guava Paste wrapped in a banana leaf known as a bocadillo.

Good source of carbs and loads of other vitamins and good stuff in the paste and apparently quite good to eat as well.

I've ordered  a box of 12 and I'd be happy to share them around. If it's decided they are a good thing I'll spread the word a bit elsewhere on the forum. I should have them on me by Saturday so let me know if you want to try one out.

https://www.luchodillitos.co.uk/

All jokes aside, I'll have a nibble on one if you have a sample about your person when we next meet.  I'm always keen to try new ideas.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 March, 2016, 05:50:29 pm
Well this IS exciting  :thumbsup:  Isn't the interweb a wonderful thing?!?  You know the beetles on stalks in the pond near Great Leighs?  The ones I make you all cycle past on our way to and from The Compasses?  Even when Oaky wants to go the other, LONGER way?  Even when it's too dark to actually see them?

I've found out about them!!!  Clicky HERE! (http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/sites/default/files/documents/files/public%20art%20PDF%201.pdf)

The artist, Nicola Burrell, seems to be very prolific on the public art front in Essex.  She's built a nine-foot tall grasshopper in Colchester's High Woods Country Park, installed some stars in Colchester Castle Park to commemorate the anniversary of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, plus did a concrete mill sculpture for Harlow canal and she has also sculpted giant steel flowers for a green area in Redbridge, near London.  When the Tour came to Essex in 2014 she did THIS (http://www.dunmowbroadcast.co.uk/news/essex_first_glimpse_of_tour_de_france_field_and_road_art_designs_1_3653158) at Gt Dunmow.  Tomsk do you know her?

I'm trying to track down some contact details for her as I'd love to know more about the beetles; like why are they there and who commissioned them?

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 March, 2016, 06:13:56 pm
Some more background on here:
http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/2229645.nicola_opts_to_follow_her_art/

Old copy of Public art strategy at CBC
http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/sites/default/files/documents/files/Public_art_strategy_0.pdf

You might have found the above already.

Probably easiest to call Jamie Cole (details within)
http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/sites/chelmsford.gov.uk/files/files/files/documents/files/Public%20art.pdf
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 March, 2016, 06:44:52 pm
Cool, thanks jibers!

I'm not sure if the beetles are part of an effective public arts strategy based on the fact that the only buggers that see them are us and a few horseriders and dog walkers  ;D

But, perhaps its just too clever for me.  Hopefully Tomsk will be along in a moment to explain it all.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2016, 07:45:17 am
Last night we headed off to Tiptree to visit Teenage_Kiwi's local.

Somehow myself, Jiberjaber and Tomsk, who had all ridden solo, managed to meet at the appointed hour.  Meanwhile, the Witham peloton, formed of Teenage_Kiwi, the Hustler, Tokyo Sex(pest) and the BFC had gone off piste to throw us off the scent.  Eventually we saw the glow in the sky that heralds the arrival of the BFC's pink floyd lighting rig.

The original intention had been to visit four local energy drink dispensaries.  However Tokyo had prepared a spreadsheet based on the drinking time we would lose to faffage.  That plan was soon therefore aborted in favour of a trip to Teenage_Kiwi's local hangout and what a hangout it was.  When you are a teenager like him, there is nothing you like more than a huge tv turned up to full volume with the latest hit parade smashes blaring out across a pub full of teenagers shouting at each other.  Our colonial friend is clearly something of a local celebrity with the other youths and seemed right at home.  Being that sort of place, we were soon offered "Jaffa Cakes".  This turned out not to be a legal high or something worse but an actual packet of Jaffa cakes.  They really do know him well in there. 

I took the opportunity of asking a few questions of the fixed brains trust.  Otherwise the conversation was mainly around the Horsepower and logistics for the Shark.

With one of the legends present(and no nearby station), everyone managed to ride home as well.  The roads are in a terrible state at the moment for night cycling but at least the temperature seems to be on the rise for spring.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2016, 08:39:05 am
Sounds like you had a good night. Meanwhile I was getting shit faced for free again. This must stop.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2016, 08:42:12 am
It was friendlier than I had expected in the Anchor but I wouldn't say it was somewhere I'd hurry back to and it made me realise why I have not been there for 12 years and why I drink at home when I fancy a beer.

It was indeed like being at a student party, just not very bright students! The TV being turned up to full volume was annoying at best. (see I am not a teenager)

The ride from Witham was a reasonably quick affair. Oaky was suggestion that my Zig Zag route looked to be inspired by OD, I pointed out a lot of the Zig Zagging was to avoid the COR which I figured would be best due to the conditions. Oaky was suitably punished for his comments with a flint through his tyre on the VERY muddy road up to Tolleshunt Knights.

I changed the last 500 metres of the route taking a little diversion and that happened to be where we missed GD, Tomsk and Jibbers....any talk of wholesale changes to my route is complete bollocks.

Anyway, Tiptree crossed off the list of places to visit...apart from my overdue Mancave warming which will happen at some stage when the weather is warmer.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 10 March, 2016, 09:36:42 am
A fun night, flinty puncture notwithstanding (I should have kept hold of the offending item, in case any local museums wanted it for their collection of neolithic arrow-heads).

Whilst the only ale on offer was GK IPA, to the pub's credit I found it a lot better-tasting than it usually is.  Free box of Jaffa cakes, too!

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2016, 11:28:24 am
the VERY muddy road up to Tolleshunt Knights.


I actually went down that lane and thought I must have the wrong route as it was so bad.   It wasn't like that the last time I went down it, which is understandable given it was in October.


Whilst the only ale on offer was GK IPA, to the pub's credit I found it a lot better-tasting than it usually is. 



You will have noted the lack of beer review in the original write up.  It wasn't a bad IPA though.

We need to up our game for next week.  Perhaps somewhere totally unsuitable like a gastro pub that doesn't really welcome passing trade - Compasses at Pattiswick springs to mind.  I think we went there this time last year.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2016, 11:31:33 am
I should be ok for next Wednesday.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2016, 11:32:20 am
I should be ok for next Wednesday.

Oh, ok,  a cocktail bar near a station then.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2016, 11:38:28 am
I should be ok for next Wednesday.

Oh, ok,  a cocktail bar near a station then.

Charlie Lockrams in Witham!  I can't think why I've never thought of it before!!!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2016, 12:11:43 pm
Mmmh, it looks right up your alley:

"Motivated by the fear of being average

 A new unique sophisticated drinks parlour set in the old residence of Sir Charlie Lockram.
 "Gentleman, Scholar & Scoundrel".


 An over 25's drinking establishment situated in a side alley known as Lockram Lane.
 This Individual, funky, Sleek and unpredictable bar promises to bring the social gathering of Witham back to Life.
 Keeping many of its original features the establishment has been designed with Passion, flair, Indifference and a blindfold!!!
 Charlie's Bar is the perfect hang out to Lounge, Dance and Escape Normality.

 Your host Chenise and her stunning team look forward to welcoming you at Sir Charlie's.
 Serving you with a wide selection of spirits, fine wines and beers including our very own exclusive Charlie's Tipple, also boasting some extraordinary delights to tickle your fancy.

 "There's nothing like a good stiff drink"
 Sir Charlie Lockram"
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2016, 02:52:40 pm
In the spirit of "what's the worst that can happen?" I think we should book their private room for a Wednesday evening. ted has found out that £99 for 10 people buys 1x bottle of house spirits, 10x shots and some jugs of mixers.

That's bloomin' good value! 

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2016, 04:44:02 pm
The Flitch of Bacon in Little Dunmow, we could pretend we did not even know it had been upgraded
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 March, 2016, 10:57:37 pm
'Spoons is open in Maldon now, as an idea.....?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 March, 2016, 06:22:01 am
I suppose when you're from 'Boro that counts as upmarket.

OD has set his sights a bit higher though.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 07:38:44 am
Aspire!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 March, 2016, 07:47:27 am
Adfectatio et audacia
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 08:54:13 am
Adfectatio et audacia

Sed quid temptare nocebit?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 11 March, 2016, 09:22:34 am
I shall be missing next week, as I will be 'doing an OD'.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 09:24:29 am
I shall be missing next week, as I will be 'doing an OD'.

It must be dreadful to do a job that doesn't involve drinking for free.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 March, 2016, 09:59:18 am

Sed quid temptare nocebit?

Why indeed.

Quoting Ovid is a little highbrow for a Friday morning though.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 10:45:05 am
That's me, highbrow  ;D

Back to highbrow drinking ...

Myself and The Current Mrs R will be doing some tonight big styleeee.  Tomorrow could be a bit rough.  I can't go into detail now as it's a surprise but if you're interested keep an eye in FB this evening.

 ;D

And ... hic

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 March, 2016, 12:43:14 pm
hic



Is that more Latin ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 12:49:33 pm
You should know!  Actually, how do you know any Latin at all?  Didn't Caesar stop at Hadrian's Wall?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Si S on 11 March, 2016, 02:22:47 pm
You should know!  Actually, how do you know any Latin at all?  Didn't Caesar stop at Hadrian's Wall?

<sticks nose in to thread>

IIRC Caesar only got as far as Essex, Trinovantes land, ICBW.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 02:25:27 pm
OK, the Romans only got as far as Hadrian's Wall.

Which doesn't explain why ted, a Scotsman, knows Latin.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 March, 2016, 02:42:55 pm
It's because he is clever!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 02:45:13 pm
It's because he is clever!

Blimey!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 March, 2016, 03:45:12 pm
It cause he had a special upbringing isn't it?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 03:48:42 pm
It cause he had a special upbringing isn't it?

What?  You mean he was raised by wolves or something?  It doesn't explain why he speaks Latin does it?  Anyhow, where is he?  Oh hang on, it's Friday.  Golf.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 March, 2016, 03:50:04 pm
Lunch. The Antonine Wall goes through Glasgow.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2016, 03:51:57 pm
Lunch.

It ten to 4!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 11 March, 2016, 04:20:31 pm
Lunch.

It ten to 4!

Sounds like a fine time to be returning from lunch on a Friday to me.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 March, 2016, 04:23:22 pm
indeed, that is planned perfectly.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 March, 2016, 04:43:52 pm
Lunch is now finished.

Time for home.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Kirky on 12 March, 2016, 01:01:10 pm
Fixed Gear Cycling - The most dangerous fad on earth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=290djiNH2HE

JCB ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 March, 2016, 10:15:53 pm
He's a nutter that bloke!  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 March, 2016, 11:30:50 pm
That guy is a Twat....although can be quite funny.

This guy is a Nutter...and Swiss (WTF?)

Patrick Seabse (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3lj023WUpM)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2016, 09:02:34 am
Another strong turn out from the mid-Essex peloton for the Horsepower rides on Saturday.  Tokyo rode the time efficient 100 (there was a spreadsheet involved there somewhere).  Meanwhile Tippers, Jiber, Christophe, the Hustler, David Gandy, Huggy and I set off on the 200.

The Hustler and I opted to wait for Huggy at the start while he checked in with mission control and generally faffed.  His excuse was that he had been busy helping Tomsk.  When I checked in he was very busy guarding a pile of AUK stickers while Wilkyboy did the checking in  :o. The upshot was that we started about 10 minutes late but at least we had our navigator and pacesetter along.

As is ever the case, we soon picked up a couple of waifs and strays; fandango - usual navigation issues and Bobb - visitation.

There was still an impressive field out but perhaps with fewer amateurs (other than myself) than last year's PBP fuelled field.  Certainly the beard  count was high and the pace seemed to match.  It is always slightly depressing  to see a stream of riders coming back from Snetterton all having controlled and eaten when you are still 20 minutes away.  We saw the mid-Essex A peloton and had the usual cry of "I'm absolutely ruined" from Jiber as he sped off looking absolutely fine.  Despite the Hustler's misgivings, Tyrell's cafe proved to be excellent.

The Hustler and Bobb had ridden the route as a perm a couple of weeks ago.  This was part of their plan not to ride RRTY, despite having clocked up four months' worth of rides spanning the worst of the winter  :P. Their early season form was awesome, whatever they are up to.  They rode the rest of us off the road leaving us straggling behind as the elastic snapped on more than one occasion.  Being the nice chaps they are, they waited at controls and hedge stops, but they were just at a different level. With four weeks to the Shark, at least I now know how far off the pace I am.

Huggy had produced a detailed plan that involved a careful stopping strategy with lots of bouncing of controls and a 7pm finish.  Needless to say we stopped and ate everywhere even making two stops in Newmarket, Huggy proving unable to ride past the 'Spoons without pulling in for Apple crumble and custard  ;D. The 7pm finish was still achieved though.  Actually Bobb and the Hustler achieved it with Huggy and I trailing in at "7ish".

Arrivee was a welcome haven of soup, tea, sympathy and nuts, although Tippers and his band of locusts seemed to have polished off the pork scratchings.  Tomsk, who is taking his place as Audax royalty very seriously, was waiting to welcome us when we got back.  Instead of asking "so, have you come far" like the real royal family, he simply told us "speak to my man who will sort out your card".  His man turned out to be Wilkyboy who was still chained to the same desk as he had been in the morning.  I did notice that the stickers were now unguarded though.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 March, 2016, 09:39:27 am
 ;D Nicely written up.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 March, 2016, 11:56:53 am
Great write up Ted and thanks for the compliment, stage 3 was quite hard, mostly mentally but I finally managed to pace myself which helped a lot... that bit in to Newmarket was a grind though...  some of the best scenery of the whole ride as the sun made an appearance so I think I took the most photos of the ride in that segment, including the only snowy field in the region :)  :thumbsup:


Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 March, 2016, 11:58:28 am
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160313/dd1a7f4c24035e9110e965e97928981e.jpg)

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160313/ff678cc8b209d1e938c696e64d788751.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2016, 01:27:27 pm
Jiber, not a bad effort on the pictures but you might permit me to make a couple of expert observations.

Firstly, they are all the right way up.  What is that all about ?

Secondly, they seem to be in focus.  It's a common mistake with amateur photographers like yourself.

You could profit from signing up to my self help course "The camera phone is a canvas for art".  It's only £99 for the first six parts as an introductory offer. Let me know.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 March, 2016, 02:00:50 pm
Picture the scene, we're in the workshop of Joseph Nieple who Google says invented the camera. Joe gives the world's first camera to ted to try. ted takes a photo and gives it to Joe to inspected.

"This is shit" says Joe "I'm wasting my time with this photography bollocks, let's stick with drawing and painting."
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 March, 2016, 02:01:21 pm
In keeping with the artistic theme, I usually keep these for private viewing by a delusional discerning audience....

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160313/4a90b0d3b02f79e712245faf75402e19.jpg)

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160313/a1e7bda47133ab78b0e0f36d13f1941f.jpg)

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160313/165929aa1db2e99ae1e57fa6f0d582c2.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2016, 02:14:17 pm
You are probably ready for part 2 of the course where we cover upside down and sideways.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 March, 2016, 02:32:35 pm
jibers, don't give that man any money.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 March, 2016, 02:36:04 pm
I tend to rely on the technology too much and my cameras auto-rotate the picture, I feel this limits my artistic expression so if the course covers how to disable such supposedly well meaning facilities I might be a subscriber...  do you take monopoly money?

In other news, I am half tempted by the 100km Wilkiboy has on next week (though trying to save myself for Easter's exploits) .... might be the first venture out of the carbon this year...  anyone else out on the ride?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 March, 2016, 11:37:09 am
Is anyone else riding the Pork Pie or Spring Dash this weekend?

I've decided against ECE'ing it, I've done my 300 for now and it felt good enough to not feel the need to do it again. I intend to enjoy the ride this weekend and then drive home.

I have the big car so happy to put racks on the roof and take others along.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 March, 2016, 11:39:02 am
Jibers looked keen to do the Spring Dash.

I will be doing some sort of solo MEWBs type thing instead.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 15 March, 2016, 10:41:49 pm
I'm on kid duties this weekend, so may manage a ride to the playground and a go on the swings and roundabout. That's all.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 March, 2016, 09:19:19 am
I'm on kid duties this weekend, so may manage a ride to the playground and a go on the swings and roundabout. That's all.

Probably wise at your age.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 16 March, 2016, 02:45:22 pm
I'm on kid duties this weekend, so may manage a ride to the playground and a go on the swings and roundabout. That's all.

Probably wise at your age.

At my age wisdom is about all I can offer.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 March, 2016, 02:54:16 pm

At my age wisdom is about all I can offer.

That's not what various Facebook postings seem to suggest... :thumbsup:

We may meet on the roads this evening avoiding OD's recreation of an episode of Countryfile.  This time I will also be on a bike rather than shouting abuse from my car (it was enjoyable though).
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2016, 02:56:11 pm
I've been a fan of John Craven's for many a year - man and boy!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 March, 2016, 02:57:45 pm
I've been a fan of John Craven's for many a year - man and boy!

You must have been the only 25 year old watching Newsround.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2016, 03:26:07 pm
Heads up, in stock and £21.49 for 700x28 wired

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/schwalbe-durano-plus-road-tyre-smartguard/rp-prod128939

With 10% off with code PAT10 £19.34 :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2016, 04:14:02 pm
Heads up, in stock and £21.49 for 700x28 wired

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/schwalbe-durano-plus-road-tyre-smartguard/rp-prod128939

With 10% off with code PAT10 £19.34 :)

Why would I need those?  I've got a pair of Contis ready to go. I won't have any problems at all.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2016, 04:15:03 pm
I've been a fan of John Craven's for many a year - man and boy!

You must have been the only 25 year old watching Newsround.

Cheeky young scamp. I was watching Newsround in the 70s!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 16 March, 2016, 04:27:49 pm
I've been a fan of John Craven's for many a year - man and boy!

You must have been the only 25 year old watching Newsround.

Cheeky young scamp. I was watching Newsround in the 70s!

You weren't 25 in the 70s then?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2016, 04:44:29 pm
You're a cheeky young scamp as well!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2016, 05:10:08 pm
Heads up, in stock and £21.49 for 700x28 wired

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/schwalbe-durano-plus-road-tyre-smartguard/rp-prod128939

With 10% off with code PAT10 £19.34 :)

Why would I need those?  I've got a pair of Contis ready to go. I won't have any problems at all.
General broadcast for the benefit of them that were discussing the price and availability of the 700x28 while you were in the gym.....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2016, 05:11:36 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2016, 07:54:22 am
Last evening I set off on my lonesome from Spa Road roundabout having been given the Hello Kitty kitty by AndyC33 and Roxy.  Somehow I decided to turn left up Blue Mills Road and without realising went off route.  My Garmin finally worked out something was wrong and went crazy.  I couldn't remember where the route was supposed to go so decided to work my way round to the Prince of Wales and carry on from there.  The left turn off Maldon Road led me onto some excellent COR which I must go back to in daylight. 

Back on tarmac the Garmin soon indicated a right turn onto more COR but after a about half a mile I found myself in a farmyard with security lights popping on all over the place.  The Garmin was insistent we were in the right place but there was no obvious way out of the farmyard to I turned tail and pedaled off the way I had come.  By now it was 2040 hrs so I got the Garmin to route me straight to The Bell.

On arriving I found 'fandango's Giant rocket parked outside with jibers standing next to it rubbing his hip and coughing.  ted and Tomsk turned up later.  An evening of talking bollox, taking selfies and drinking beer commenced.  Very pleasant it was too.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 March, 2016, 08:04:44 am
 :thumbsup:

I was sat at home playing with Excel...... :(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 March, 2016, 09:20:14 am
OD is now taking his navigational freestyling to new levels.  While he was exercising his right to roam like some sort of demented rambler, I was faithfully tracking back along his published route hoping to see the lights of the Witham peloton.  When I was nearly at Goldhanger I realised that something was up and made a beeline for the Bell.  Perhaps I should show OD how to use a sextant, celestial navigation couldn't be any more unreliable for him than GPS.

The Bell turned out to be a really good pub, albeit with a limited (but good) range of beers.  We sampled Skinners Betty Stogs and Wibblers IPA.  Both were excellent and the jury was split on the Quaffers' Choice Award.  The landlord and landlady seemed genuinely pleased to see 5 sweaty blokes in cycling gear turn up and the locals seemed friendly too.  I did note that no children are allowed in the bar after 9pm so we may have to sneak DL in if we return.  There are precious few pubs left like the Bell and we ought to make an effort to keep revisiting them.

Jiber and I spent part of the evening looking bemused as the older generation reminisced about Muffin the Mule, Pinky and Perky and Andy Pandy.  Apparently these were all programmes they watched when tv arrived on the scene although Jiber thought they were things that people get up to in car parks in Essex.

I set off home into the wind with Des O'Connor who was on his carbon bike.  He proved extremely hard to keep up with.  The fact that I was also on my carbon bike made this all the more worrying (although he is substantially quicker than I am).  What was most annoying is that I am quicker on fixed at the moment, is that even a thing ?  There is clearly something amiss with my legs or the bike (or both).
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 17 March, 2016, 12:12:52 pm
Browsing the bay last night and came across these

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Carradice-Post-Office-Panniers-red-Factory-Seconds-/182055456756?hash=item2a6359cff4:g:j8oAAOSwwpdW5~gI

One for OD and Penelope. All he needs now is a red polo shirt and grey school style short trousers for the full GPO experience!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2016, 12:17:02 pm
Browsing the bay last night and came across these

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Carradice-Post-Office-Panniers-red-Factory-Seconds-/182055456756?hash=item2a6359cff4:g:j8oAAOSwwpdW5~gI

One for OD and Penelope. All he needs now is a red polo shirt and grey school style short trousers for the full GPO experience!

They are very smart indeed and had I not got a spare pair of Ortliebs which fit Penelope perfectly I'd certainly be willing to part with 50 quid!  Thanks for the tip off though  :-*
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 March, 2016, 12:31:31 pm
Oooh, nice find Christophe  :thumbsup:

I think they might clash with the Elephant bike colour schemes but I will be looking to see if Carradice produce anything similar.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 17 March, 2016, 12:40:40 pm
Oooh, nice find Christophe  :thumbsup:

I think they might clash with the Elephant bike colour schemes but I will be looking to see if Carradice produce anything similar.

Sorry bit out of the loop. You mean to say there are at least  two of you on the loose riding around on Pashley Prontos?!?!? :o

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2016, 12:45:17 pm
Oooh, nice find Christophe  :thumbsup:

I think they might clash with the Elephant bike colour schemes but I will be looking to see if Carradice produce anything similar.

Sorry bit out of the loop. You mean to say there are at least  two of you on the loose riding around on Pashley Prontos?!?!? :o

Only I have a Pronto.  ted and rr OTP have Elephant Bikes, i.e. refurbed Pashley Mailstars.  Where have you been???  There seems to be so much you have missed  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 March, 2016, 12:48:33 pm
I bought two of them from the Elephant Bike people. 

They are in fairly girlie colours, which is alright because they are for my younger daughters to ride.

At some point in the not too distant future we will find a suitable venue for a Pashley Pronto ride out on a Wednesday night and I will find a volunteer (DL in fact) to ride the other one.

There is a bit of a fleet of them on Mersea as someone else managed to get hold of some of the Mailstars that didn't go to Elephant.  One other person has also been inspired into buying an Elephant Bike. 

Sometimes OD can be a force for good.

Did I really just type that  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 March, 2016, 12:49:35 pm

Only I have a Pronto.  ted and rr OTP have Elephant Bikes, i.e. refurbed Pashley Mailstars.  Where have you been???  There seems to be so much you have missed  :o

Is rr based in Chelmsford ? I saw a chap riding one in Springfield when I was cycling home a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2016, 12:51:56 pm

Only I have a Pronto.  ted and rr OTP have Elephant Bikes, i.e. refurbed Pashley Mailstars.  Where have you been???  There seems to be so much you have missed  :o

Is rr based in Chelmsford ? I saw a chap riding one in Springfield when I was cycling home a couple of weeks ago.

Yes I believe so, he used to live in Witham, near to Oaky in fact.


Sometimes OD can be a force for good.

Did I really just type that  :facepalm:

 ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 March, 2016, 01:06:31 pm

Yes I believe so, he used to live in Witham, near to Oaky in fact.



I don't know anyone called Oaky.

If rr had lived near Tokyo Sex(pest) for instance then I could easily understand why he would have moved to Chelmsford though.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 17 March, 2016, 01:39:33 pm
 >:(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 March, 2016, 01:43:46 pm
But you look so happy in your avatar.

I am sure it is great living near a cartoon narwhal type creature who enjoys nocturnal cycling outings.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2016, 01:48:18 pm
But you look so happy in your avatar.

I am sure it is great living near a cartoon narwhal type creature who enjoys nocturnal cycling outings.

Not to mention meeting men on the internet!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 17 March, 2016, 09:13:02 pm
Was briefly considering becoming Oaky O'Sexw(h)ale for one day only, complete with shamrock background
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 March, 2016, 06:04:15 am
I would have appreciated that given I'm an eighth Irish.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 19 March, 2016, 09:38:10 am
Just a quick heads up.( probably one for OD as he's a fan). The A12 cycle path currently closed between Kelvedon and Witham as its being relaid :o
Used it last night and had to circumnavigate several mini diggers and workmen. Drove past this morning and doesn't look passable in places.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 March, 2016, 04:08:38 pm
Bumping this up to your consciousness again, let me know if you want to have a few laps of the boards in May...

Copy of event on the Witham Cycling Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/groups/113030555403210/):

As a club we have secured a 2 hour Track Taster Session at the Lee Valley Velodrome on the evening of Wednesday 4th May between 18:00 and 20:00. If you would like to experience a taste of the track this is your opportunity. More details available at the link.
https://www.visitleevalley.org.uk/en/content/cms/london2012/velo-park/#track
The Velodrome charges have increased a little since our last visit in January; depending upon numbers cost of the evening will be between £27 and £35 for the 2 hour track session, this figure includes £12 for bike hire but shoe hire is an additional £7 if desired. I will initially close the book at 15 confirmed places and put additional interest on a wait list until I get more than 20 to make hiring a second instructor economical. A second instructor will allow a further 15 places and the closer we get to a total of 30 participants the more economical it becomes.
Before the event you will need to have valid CTC or BC 3rd party insurance by way of membership of one of those organisations and be a signed up member of Witham Cycling which can be completed on the day if necessary. As a club we are affiliated with CTC and members of Witham Cycling can take up discounted individual associate membership here https://www.ctc.org.uk/join-membership/setup/AFMI using our club number 90063203 which provides 12 months of 3rd party insurance.

You will be responsible for getting yourself to the VeloPark. I will probably be travelling by train to Stratford and walking from there. At least 30 minutes needs to be allowed for walking from Stratford train station to the Velodrome. You should plan to arrive soon after 17:00 to allow for checking in, changing and getting set up on a bike.

To secure your place please send your £25 per person deposit to me. An easy way of doing this is to use PayPal at this link:
https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/25
I will also take traditional cash in person, please PM to let me know you are interested.

In January we had 27 people enjoy the same experience, many of whom I expect will want to repeat it. For a little taste of the evening you can see a video here: https://youtu.be/zL79IrmblTg
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 March, 2016, 06:16:35 pm
Hello Velodromers,
I hope you're looking forward to the May visit to Lee Valley as much as me, and just in case you are could I ask you book your place by way of £25 deposit as soon as you like, if you have not already done so and if you have then thank you. I have just paid for the venue hire so I am somewhat out of pocket right now!
An easy way of doing this is to use PayPal at this link:
https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/25
Also don't forget that I will need to book a second instructor quite soon if we get over 15 people going, preferably over 20 to make the shared cost economical. So early payment of deposit will allow me to gauge numbers with confidence.

Bumping this up to your consciousness again, let me know if you want to have a few laps of the boards in May...

Copy of event on the Witham Cycling Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/groups/113030555403210/):

As a club we have secured a 2 hour Track Taster Session at the Lee Valley Velodrome on the evening of Wednesday 4th May between 18:00 and 20:00. If you would like to experience a taste of the track this is your opportunity. More details available at the link.
https://www.visitleevalley.org.uk/en/content/cms/london2012/velo-park/#track
The Velodrome charges have increased a little since our last visit in January; depending upon numbers cost of the evening will be between £27 and £35 for the 2 hour track session, this figure includes £12 for bike hire but shoe hire is an additional £7 if desired. I will initially close the book at 15 confirmed places and put additional interest on a wait list until I get more than 20 to make hiring a second instructor economical. A second instructor will allow a further 15 places and the closer we get to a total of 30 participants the more economical it becomes.
Before the event you will need to have valid CTC or BC 3rd party insurance by way of membership of one of those organisations and be a signed up member of Witham Cycling which can be completed on the day if necessary. As a club we are affiliated with CTC and members of Witham Cycling can take up discounted individual associate membership here https://www.ctc.org.uk/join-membership/setup/AFMI using our club number 90063203 which provides 12 months of 3rd party insurance.

You will be responsible for getting yourself to the VeloPark. I will probably be travelling by train to Stratford and walking from there. At least 30 minutes needs to be allowed for walking from Stratford train station to the Velodrome. You should plan to arrive soon after 17:00 to allow for checking in, changing and getting set up on a bike.

To secure your place please send your £25 per person deposit to me. An easy way of doing this is to use PayPal at this link:
https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/25
I will also take traditional cash in person, please PM to let me know you are interested.

In January we had 27 people enjoy the same experience, many of whom I expect will want to repeat it. For a little taste of the evening you can see a video here: https://youtu.be/zL79IrmblTg
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 March, 2016, 09:26:57 pm
I have been elephant bike spotting. Two in two minutes today in Springfield.  Could one of them be the mysterious rr  ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 March, 2016, 06:32:15 am
Perhaps they're breeding in the parks of Chelmsford.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 March, 2016, 06:46:38 am
No, these were domesticated.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 March, 2016, 10:48:59 am
Perhaps they're breeding in the parks of Chelmsford.

(http://i.imgur.com/bfrukzf.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 March, 2016, 10:53:44 am
Don't tell Donald Trump's son!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 March, 2016, 02:01:07 pm
Moving back towards cycling...

I have just finally pulled the trigger on my new wheels for the Flyer.

Malcolm is building me 28h rear and 24h front on DT Swiss R460 rims and Zenith hubs.

To keep the (piss) artist formerly known as Tokyo and the other purists happy, the hub is double fixed.

I have been promised they will be ready in plenty of time for Green & Yellow fields which kind of commits me to riding them on that.

Now all I need is to sort out the bottom bracket shell on my Domane. It is going to Cycle Revolution for its Easter holidays to see if they can work out why I need my fourth bottom bracket since October 14 on my summer bike  >:(


Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 23 March, 2016, 02:51:30 pm
Blimey Ted, who fitted the last 3 bottom brackets so proficiently? Not your good self surely? Pressfit, it's a world of pain.

That doesn't seem like the required spoke count for audax either, oooer!


Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 March, 2016, 03:03:13 pm
You can be assured that I didn't fit any of them.  Given that Tippers, who produces a fair amount more wattage than I do, has only changed his once and only then because of my adventures on the Flatlands, it does look like the shell just isn't bang on.  Press fit BBs just don't have any flexibility in that regard. 

Malcolm assures me that a gentlemen of my slender build and riding fixed need not worry about having 36 front and rear like some of the more ahem muscular riders OTP.

I just couldn't bring myself to part with the additional readies for the "Pancetta" rims which would have made the wheelset cost pretty much the same as the bike.  You, Bobb and Tippers can be the Flash Harrys of the Mid-Essex scene.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 March, 2016, 03:10:07 pm
I shall be visiting Malcolm of Glemsford this Saturday to pick up Fred's new wheels so let me know if anyone wants something picking up - I'll be in a car.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 March, 2016, 03:36:17 pm
Just don't get chatting for too long, he has important wheels to build.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 March, 2016, 09:58:21 pm
Ask him if you can take a peek at my new bike, if you can get a photo it would be Ace!

On another topic, now that I am going into the world of Fixed gear I have been thinking about a little trip with it. While I was considering a long weekend following Tomsks new 400 Route I have had a little thought that I is slowly growing on me. A Twin Town tour to Waldbrol in Germany.....

I haven't looked into it too much yet (and I haven't mentioned it at home) but the very rough plan would be something like taking the boat from Harwich on Wednesday night and following the Rhine Cycle Route (http://www.rhinecycleroute.eu/) down to Cologne then over to Waldbrol, rough estimate is about 400km one way.

I would probably plan to get the boat back Sunday afternoon/night so would be on the train for at least a good portion of the trip back to the port.

I'd probably be aiming at Late summer but I really don't know yet.

Let me know if anyone is interested.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 March, 2016, 05:55:34 am
I'll try to get a photo of your new bike.

If your adventure was at the weekend I might be up for it. But as it involves week days I can't do it as I'm running short of holiday. Sorry.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 March, 2016, 08:36:14 am
We Wednesday night riders are a biddable bunch in the main.  All it takes is an evil genius to appear in our midst for us to be led astray.

Thus it was that the Hustler, Hotblack Desiato and I assembled at Spa to find OD cackling and rubbing his hands astride Son of Oscar.  We should have known then that it would not be a quick jaunt to our spiritual home.

"I'll ride with Ted at the back" shouted OD as he sped off into the night in a luminous blur.  Clearly SoO  is considerably lighter than Fred and OD was enjoying the freedom.  Meanwhile, I was lost in Witham.

We reassembled at the bottom of Blue Mills for our first little hill of the evening.  OD had decided that routes were for other people and that the obvious way to ride to Littley Green from Witham was via Wickham Bishops, Langford and Maldon.  Along the way he managed to drag us up Market Hill and TMNH.  I soon realised that you either stayed ahead of Hotblack or stayed a good distance behind.  The glare from his lighting rig is such that you are too worried about your retinas to focus on the road ahead.  If you can stay just ahead it is like riding on a summer's day.

We eventually arrived at the Compasses after a moderately paced ride to find Tomsk and whoever Oaky is this week waiting for us.  We had been promised a night of two legends but the other legend was  a no show sadly.

No sooner had we arrived than Tomsk was readying himself for the ride home.  He had Easter Arrow business ahead and could see that OD would not be a force for good in that respect. 

The rest of the evening was spent sampling Cotleigh's Tawyny Owl, Red Fox Mild, Crouch Vale Essex Boys and Grafton's Can Can.  The Quaffer's Choice was hotly contested but edged by the Tawny Owl after an impassioned plea from the Hustler on its behalf.  Talk was of the scourge of modern communication devices and OD's responsible days as the local Ranger for Sustrans.

On the way home I developed a slow puncture in my rear tyre.  However such was the merciless pace that OD was setting that I didn't dare stop to fix it so I rattled the last few miles into Witham with just enough pressure to keep rolling.

Another fine evening and it felt genuinely mild on the road.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 March, 2016, 08:44:12 am
Ask him if you can take a peek at my new bike, if you can get a photo it would be Ace!

On another topic, now that I am going into the world of Fixed gear I have been thinking about a little trip with it. While I was considering a long weekend following Tomsks new 400 Route I have had a little thought that I is slowly growing on me. A Twin Town tour to Waldbrol in Germany.....

I haven't looked into it too much yet (and I haven't mentioned it at home) but the very rough plan would be something like taking the boat from Harwich on Wednesday night and following the Rhine Cycle Route (http://www.rhinecycleroute.eu/) down to Cologne then over to Waldbrol, rough estimate is about 400km one way.

I would probably plan to get the boat back Sunday afternoon/night so would be on the train for at least a good portion of the trip back to the port.

I'd probably be aiming at Late summer but I really don't know yet.

Let me know if anyone is interested.
I'm riding to Köln and back in September via Harwich, potentially route info from that ride....


http://fridaynightridetothecoast.blogspot.co.uk/p/the-three-countries-tour-viva-colonia.html?m=0
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 March, 2016, 08:50:06 am
Good write up ted.  Another cracking night  :thumbsup:  The focus on miles rather than beer was a nice change.

PS - I liked the way it took us an hour to get to the bottom of TMNH  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 March, 2016, 09:02:06 am
I'm riding to Köln and back in September via Harwich, potentially route info from that ride....


http://fridaynightridetothecoast.blogspot.co.uk/p/the-three-countries-tour-viva-colonia.html?m=0
:thumbsup: Thanks....great stuff.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 March, 2016, 01:06:39 am
BIKE STOLEN

https://stolen-bikes.co.uk/stolen-bikes/felt-z70/

pictures/details here: https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=90158.msg2009062#msg2009062

My beloved Felt was nicked today from outside the Compasses.

It was locked to two other bikes (mrs_o, Me and acorn#1) but when we came out from lunch, the middle bike was gone but the others were still there (no sign of the cable lock anywhere nearby, though)

I ended up riding home at a HR Zone 4+ on my foldy-fixie (which they didn't nick) while Acorn #1 watched her bike like a Hawk until I arrived back there in the car.

Theft has been reported via 101.  Crime reference number obtained.  I now need to talk to our home insurance providers. 

As it happens, ast the time I took it out, the home insurance was mainly selected on the basis of their purported policy aroud bikes at home, and especially away from home.  (it's the RAC, at least as brokers, no idea who the underlying insurer is).

...sooo... to be continued ....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 March, 2016, 09:19:09 am
Sorry to hear that Mark. Must have been very opportunist.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 March, 2016, 09:21:18 am
Bad news matey, I hope you get it back.  The Compasses seems to be a bike theft hotspot, I imagine the local scrotes know lots of people ride their bikes there. I'll be taking my big lock the next time I visit.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 29 March, 2016, 08:28:40 am
That's very bad news, Oaky. We take more precautions in the badlands of Essex and don't expect this at the lovely Compasses. I hope for a good outcome.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 March, 2016, 05:57:22 pm
Gutting Oaky, I still remember how angry I was when someone pinched mine from the station. Hope it all comes good and the insurance let's you get something shinny and new
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: rr on 29 March, 2016, 07:36:37 pm

Only I have a Pronto.  ted and rr OTP have Elephant Bikes, i.e. refurbed Pashley Mailstars.  Where have you been???  There seems to be so much you have missed  :o

Is rr based in Chelmsford ? I saw a chap riding one in Springfield when I was cycling home a couple of weeks ago.
I commute through Springfield so it could well have been me, but I did recently see someone else riding one the same colour in Springfield, so it might not have been. He was on the cycle path though and I use the road.
I strava nearly all my rides so you could check.
And I have to add that I ordered my elephant before OD got his pronto.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 March, 2016, 12:06:16 pm
rr, I saw both of you on my way home a couple of weeks ago.  Both with the same colour bike, we also have one in that colour.

I was the chap struggling along on a red Flyer.  I waved at both of you :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 March, 2016, 03:59:04 pm
So what happened last night then?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 March, 2016, 11:07:43 pm
Might be useful for any future forward planning we don't do...

http://micropubassociation.co.uk/
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 April, 2016, 09:16:50 am
Might be useful for any future forward planning we don't do...

http://micropubassociation.co.uk/

Good spot!  Have you been to the one in Chelmsford?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 April, 2016, 09:20:34 am
Yep - its good, compact and limited opening hours (unlike the ones in Boro), not a lot of bike parking available (I've used the rear before but its the entrance to flats, so the noise disturbs them)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 April, 2016, 07:59:47 pm
Just to draw attention to: Lars Ericsson Memorial afternoon [organised by Audax Club Hackney] - 14:00 Sunday 17th April at the 'The Shooting Star' 125-129 Middlesex Street, London E1 7JF [opposite Liverpool Street Station]. I'll be going.

Thread in the Audax Area...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 April, 2016, 02:37:34 pm
Just to draw attention to: Lars Ericsson Memorial afternoon [organised by Audax Club Hackney] - 14:00 Sunday 17th April at the 'The Shooting Star' 125-129 Middlesex Street, London E1 7JF [opposite Liverpool Street Station]. I'll be going.

Thread in the Audax Area...
I'll be trying my best to make it, will depend on family stuff!

Also, I am not going to make 'The Shark' next week now, we are having our boiler done and the plumber will be coming to hang new radiators on Saturday, dang, I am gonna miss all that climbing! To be honest I am kind of glad, still trying to sort out the issue with my knee and not sure that kind of effort would have done it much good.

And lastly, I've taken the plunge got myself a pass at home and booked my mini tour for Mid June. The plan changed significantly from my first idea as getting back would have been a Faff from Cologne or further on.

My plan now is to get the Wednesday night (15th June) sailing from Harwich to Hook of Holland then ride down to Cadzand on Thursday (ca. 110km + 2 Ferry trips). Friday will be a ride into Belgium through Bruge and onto Ypres (about 80km) where I will spend what ever is left of Friday and all day Saturday looking around some of the war memorials and searching out Demarcation stones. I might also try an ascent of the Kemmelberg if time allows. Sunday another approx 80km where I have booked the 4pm sailing from Dunkirk to Dover from where I will take trains to get back to Essex.

That's all been planned in a week off work with very little research so I'm looking forward to see how it turns out. Looking at the profile of the route it will be a good way to get to know my Fixie better  ;D

Happy to share plans if anyone is interested in joining in. I'm not fully sure of exactly what pace I will be going or how often and where I will be stopping but it certainly will not be Audacious!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 April, 2016, 01:45:46 pm
Kemmelberg isn't as bad as it sounds, but might be very different if it's wet!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 April, 2016, 05:22:31 pm
Sorry to hear you're out of The Shark tippers. Remind me who else is riding?  Tomsk, bobb?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 April, 2016, 07:11:25 pm
I'm still on for the Shark, been practicing too: I did Wilkyboy's Cambridge Chilterns Pathfinder 200 last week. Not quite as lumpy as we'll get on the Downs & the Weald on Saturday though  :-\
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 April, 2016, 07:40:05 pm
I'm being tempted to go to my sister's 40th..... Trying to resist...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 04 April, 2016, 09:13:25 pm
Sorry to hear you're out of The Shark tippers. Remind me who else is riding?  Tomsk, bobb?

Yes, I'm in  :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 07:59:15 am
Sorry to hear you're out of The Shark tippers. Remind me who else is riding?  Tomsk, bobb?

Yes, I'm in  :)

Me too.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 10:43:57 am
My participation is looking doubtful unless I can sort out my Trek.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 11:11:41 am
My participation is looking doubtful unless I can sort out my Trek.

I thought you'd fixed it?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 11:29:28 am
Bottom bracket still to be resolved...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 11:41:00 am
Good luck, hasn't tippers got the tools to remove/install it? Or Malcolm in Glemsford? Assuming you've a new bb to fit and there's not some other issue?

I hope you make it.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 April, 2016, 11:51:40 am
Bottom bracket still to be resolved...

Ride fixed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 April, 2016, 11:52:48 am
I hope ted makes it too, he was going to give me a lift home! 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 05 April, 2016, 12:45:14 pm
I hope ted makes it too, he was going to give me a lift home! 

How are you getting there then? Riding?!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 April, 2016, 12:51:41 pm
I hope ted makes it too, he was going to give me a lift home! 

How are you getting there then? Riding?!

Staying inna a posh hotel the night before.

PS - riding into London early doors on Thursday and locking my bike in the office bike cage on Thursday night.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 April, 2016, 01:09:17 pm
Good luck, hasn't tippers got the tools to remove/install it? Or Malcolm in Glemsford? Assuming you've a new bb to fit and there's not some other issue?

I hope you make it.
I do, I have the 'punch' to remove the old bearings and I have the Hope bearing press which fits just right!

I also have 2 BB bearings that are about 0.5mm oversize to fit a shell that has been slightly worn apparently. Thomas' usually have a stock of the BB otherwise (or they did on the one occasion that I needed it anyway)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 01:10:48 pm
I hope ted makes it too, he was going to give me a lift home! 

How are you getting there then? Riding?!

Staying inna a posh hotel the night before.

PS - riding into London early doors on Thursday and locking my bike in the office bike cage on Thursday night.

That's no way to treat a girl, poor Penelope.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 03:25:50 pm
Right, I have spoken (again) to Thomas Cycle Revolution.  They didn't sell me the bike but they are my local trek dealer.

Apparently the rate I am chewing through bottom brackets on my bike (this will be the 3rd since last February) is my fault. 

Every time you have ridden a Trek Domane or Trek Madone with a BB90 in the rain you should remove the cranks from the bike and remove any water or other crud from the shell, the spindle and the exterior of the bearings and then rebuild it.  I was told the system is not remotely weatherproof. It must therefore only be designed for short rides in the dry.  The Trek Domane is sold as an endurance bike.

I am assured that if it is raining when I leave Chepstow then no damage will happen to the bearings by the time I have returned.  How the bearings will remain greased and functioning while awash with water during this period is presumably the work of Trek fairies.

Research on the internet would suggest that this is all bollocks but I need the bike back so I will fit the v2 bb and see what happens.  I doubt it will be ready in time for Saturday though.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 April, 2016, 03:49:01 pm
How about doing The Shark on your Galaxy?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 03:58:20 pm
I could bring along an anchor as well.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 April, 2016, 04:08:39 pm
Seriously - do it on fixed - walk a few steep bits :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 April, 2016, 04:13:16 pm
Right, I have spoken (again) to Thomas Cycle Revolution.  They didn't sell me the bike but they are my local trek dealer.

Apparently the rate I am chewing through bottom brackets on my bike (this will be the 3rd since last February) is my fault. 

Every time you have ridden a Trek Domane or Trek Madone with a BB90 in the rain you should remove the cranks from the bike and remove any water or other crud from the shell, the spindle and the exterior of the bearings and then rebuild it.  I was told the system is not remotely weatherproof. It must therefore only be designed for short rides in the dry.  The Trek Domane is sold as an endurance bike.

I am assured that if it is raining when I leave Chepstow then no damage will happen to the bearings by the time I have returned.  How the bearings will remain greased and functioning while awash with water during this period is presumably the work of Trek fairies.

Research on the internet would suggest that this is all bollocks but I need the bike back so I will fit the v2 bb and see what happens.  I doubt it will be ready in time for Saturday though.
How, that is an awesome answer. Did they also suggest that a normal pleb cyclist such as ourselves would not be capable of doing such things and that it should always taken to them so they can charge £20 an hour labour and then keep the bike for a whole weekend at a time to do this......you can pick it up, ride it home and take it straight back.

To be honest, it's this kind of stuff that drives me away from Thomas' for most things, they are good at getting Trek specific parts but other than the experience of buying the new bike (which I must say they made very enjoyable) I've had quite a few experiences that have made me wonder why I bother.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 04:16:10 pm
I get the feeling they are working from a Trek script or approved responses at least.

The same answer was given to me at Activ in Folkestone where I bought the bike. 

It doesn't even make sense.

When (rather than if) the v2 bearings give up the ghost it will have to be direct to Trek.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 05 April, 2016, 04:59:20 pm
I could bring along an anchor as well.

Ponce. I rode PBP on my Surly LHT which weighs about 500 kilos. And you're worried about a poxy 200 on your Galaxy? Pffft...  :P
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 05:08:36 pm
I bet you and OD won't be out on your Surly LHTs on Saturday though  :o

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 05 April, 2016, 05:09:38 pm
I would be if I had no other option!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 05:17:33 pm
I have the option of a long lie and a nice MEWBS style ride  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 April, 2016, 05:33:51 pm
I have the option of a long lie and a nice MEWBS style ride  :thumbsup:

And condemning me to the vagaries of the rail replacement service!  Git.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 05:34:41 pm
Let's see what I can do.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 April, 2016, 05:35:25 pm
And I would happily take Fred and his new lightweight wheels if I didn't have to leave him in the bike cage for 24 hours.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 05:38:23 pm
I could bring along an anchor as well.

Ponce. I rode PBP on my Surly LHT which weighs about 500 kilos. And you're worried about a poxy 200 on your Galaxy? Pffft...  :P

Exactly, steel is real and fixed is where it's at until there's a proper ride and the carbon bike is broken, then it's stay at home and have a lie in. What a poseur.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 05:40:35 pm
Thanks for that Titanium and bacon wheels man.

How are you getting to Greenwich on Saturday ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 05:45:02 pm
I was hoping you could give me a lift in your mini person carrier. Looks like I'll have to drive myself now.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 05:47:27 pm
It's all becoming clear now:

"Oh Ted please come, we'll miss you if you're not on the ride"

meaning

"Oh Ted, how are we travelling if you and Tippers aren't going to be there ?"
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 05:50:58 pm
Exactly, you two only think about yourselves, you're all rapha underwear and new radiators.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 April, 2016, 06:00:49 pm
Looks like that BB90 is a issue on all of the Trek Madone and Domaine bikes from a quick search of t'internet.

I've got BB86 on the Rose and from looking at the BB references, it's similar but with some internal cups, so if the bearing seizes its the cups that take the wear not the frame itself.

http://problemsolversbike.com/files/tech/Bottom_Bracket_Standards_Reference.pdf

The BB90 appears to be a direct interference fit to the carbon frame, so if it seizes or gets notchy (i.e. the bearings start to drag) its likely to rotate in the frame and start to wear the carbon, the V2 looks to be a slightly oversized bearing to get a better interference fit once the originals have worn the frame a bit.... not a good engineering design!

If you do stick the V2 in as an interim to get you going, my Rose came lathered in thick grease (like old treacle car grease if you know what I mean) on the outer surfaces of the BB bearings which might give you some protection from ingress of muck etc...

You can get bearings with different shields which might slow down the ingress and deterioration but it wont cure the problem and will still be a consumable part.
http://www.astbearings.com/bearing-closures.html


You might be better thinking about a replacement BB solution to remove the issue all together Ted?  Where's BFC when you need him???

Some guys have been through 3 warranty claims on frames apparently according some reports...

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40004&t=12672607&p=15861080&hilit=madone+bb90+bearing#p15861080
http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=587645
http://www.braveheartfund.co.uk/Community/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12204
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 April, 2016, 06:01:13 pm
Exactly, you two only think about yourselves, you're all rapha underwear and new radiators.

You missed the baggy pub shorts.....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 05 April, 2016, 06:39:22 pm
If any damage by water ingress has occurred on standard bearings it would be better to try to source something better. The BB90 bearings are variants of standard 6805 - these have a 25mm inner diameter and require the shimano plastic bush to pad out the 24mm crank axle. Upgrade options include stainless steel versions which don't rot at the first hint of moisture, or Phil Wood replacements which are much better quality than any standard or SS parts. Ceramic bearings don't make sense for BBs (or any other bike bits) - they are recommended for high speed low load applications.

Damage to bearings often occurs during fitting or removal - the bearing should only be pressed in with force on the outer bearing shell, never on its center. Removal often can only be achieved with force/impact on the center, if this is the case the removed bearings are scrap even if there were OK before the removal. The bike shop that fitted the bearings last time may have damaged them during installation.

Loctite engineering adhesives cover a range of options for bonding into a damaged shell - range includes screwlock (weakest) through nutlock to stud and bearing fix (strongest) with gap filling options for bigger gaps. The strongest version is permanent and difficult to service, it is aimed at industrial and automotive applications, only way to break the bond is heating.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 April, 2016, 06:46:45 pm
Blimey!  Clever isn't he!  I'm impressed!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 April, 2016, 06:57:09 pm
Just a thought, how come tippers hasn't had BB problems with his Trek?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 05 April, 2016, 07:50:32 pm
Anyone looking for replacement bearings for bikes - look beyond the bike shops/websites. There are lots of industrial bearing suppliers that deal direct with the public.

For the BB bearings 37mm OD, 25mm ID, 7mm width the base part number is 6805 or 61805. A suffix of RS or 2RS for rubber seals gets a standard off the peg bearing with options from recognized manufacturers. A prefix of W specifies stainless steel, usually intended for food industry. The 25mm inner will require the shimano plastic bush from a scrap shimano BB or equivalent to reduce the inner to 24mm for standard axle.
Type W68052RS into a search engine, or go to a bearing company website - simplybearings.co.uk come in at £8.07 plus VAT each plus p&p.
On simply bearing website they also sell enduro cycle bearings, including 37.1mm oversized units.

Then all you need is a 37mm bearing press adaptor to avoid killing the bearing when fitting, or trust a bike shop to do it properly?

All of my bikes are traditional threaded BBs with BSA threadings- I have decided not to buy bikes because they are fitted with press fit or Italian threaded BBs when looking at the detailed spec.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 April, 2016, 08:04:20 pm
Hope might do something suitable? The BB86 replacement for Bernardette [the Genesis Day One Fixie] has been fine - a million times better than the original creaky Shimano press fit. The Hope unit is screwed together internally.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 April, 2016, 08:44:42 pm
There's a bearing shop in Maldon iirc from when I used to buy helicopter bearings
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 08:51:24 pm
As far as I understand it, the BB90 is only found on the Domane and Madone.

You can get a converter for BB30s from Praxis which looks good and there are various options for BB30s and BB86s but I am not sure that anyone has thought it worthwhile to do something for such a relatively limited market as the BB90.

I will apply plenty of waterproof grease and keep taking the cranks off until such time as they inevitably fail and then I will look to make a claim against the lifetime frame warranty...

Incidentally, the BB90 is £34 a pop which makes it even harder to swallow.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 April, 2016, 08:55:13 pm
£34 for 2bearings???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 April, 2016, 09:16:54 pm
Such a pity they've got this design fault. They were made this way for ease of assembly in the factory I presume. As the BFC suggests you may be able to glue the cups into the frame or fit oversize cups as tippers suggests. Either way this would probably invalidate the frame warranty.

Just so inconvenient faffing around with it until Trek replace the frame. Inconvenient for your mates that is, the ones being let down this weekend. ;D

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 09:20:55 pm
The next set are the oversized ones.  They are trek's v2 which rather suggests that v1 was rubbish.  T'internet suggests that v2 is no better but I will wait and see.

I am sure a punch, a headset press and a spare BB could be hidden somewhere around Huggy's luggage for the BCM.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: rr on 05 April, 2016, 09:35:43 pm
FWIW the BB86 on my Rose has survived 4 years 8k and emersion in muddy water as well as being ridden off road by a fat git
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 10:32:19 pm
According to Thomas's Cycle Revolution that is impossible.   One of  you must be wrong.
 I wonder who....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 April, 2016, 10:37:32 pm
Different type of BB Ted, as per my post earlier, one better engineered than the other....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2016, 11:18:13 pm
No, according to them "that's just what modern bottom brackets are like, they need to be looked after when it rains"

At least I won't have to save up for an Emonda now.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 April, 2016, 12:05:18 am
This BB stuff is utter nonsense. A bike that can't be ridden in the rain?  It's a scandal. To think we get an emergency Panorama programme just because it transpires a Panamanian law firm is helping rich folks stay rich. The really big scandal is being overlooked.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2016, 09:35:47 am
Just a thought, how come tippers hasn't had BB problems with his Trek?
Don't Jinx it!

I replaced mine a while before PBP but more so because I wanted to, it would likely have been fine but I was replacing things and did not want to leave that out.

I hear lots of people have issues with Press Fit but I seem to be OK so far on both the Trek and the Croix De Fer (Which has the Hope PF86 like Tom's which seems to be brilliantly engineered in all fairness)

I think you are VERY limited with what you can do with the trek BB90 and from my searching it was difficult to find bearings anywhere that would fit, hence I ended up going for the trek one from the shop. The Headset is the same, I used the Cane Creek fit tool thing and the top bearing was fine but the lower one was wrong and I could not source the right size anywhere but from the shop for the lower one in the end.

Ted, if the bike is not already in the shop I actually have the V2 bearing at home (I bought them by accident from JE James) you could have them if you want them.

It Seem BB90 is Ted's equivalent of my Tubeless!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 10:31:57 am
I have just been to Thomas's Cycle Revolution to collect the bike and pay £32.99 for a new BB90 for my Trek Domane 4.3.

It hasn't been fitted for an extra £25 so I will need to borrow a headset press or similar from someone.

I have also been given detailed advice on how to look after a press fit bottom bracket because mine wasn't being looked after properly.

If you use the bike in the rain then you just "pop the cranks off and wipe any water or mud out of shell and off the surface of the bottom bracket".  This should also be done every "few weeks" even if you haven't been out in the rain.

People that have survived without doing this like Tippers and rr are "lucky".

The fact that the bearings will have got wet while the water is in there is not a problem. As long as you wipe the outside of the bb, they should last much longer.



Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 April, 2016, 10:36:09 am
Bonkers. 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 06 April, 2016, 10:38:02 am
If you pick up the tools to fit it from tippers, he can probably sell you a nice set of tubeless tyres, hardly worn, to fit at the same time.  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 10:44:58 am
If you pick up the tools to fit it from tippers, he can probably sell you a nice set of tubeless tyres, hardly worn, to fit at the same time.  ;D

 ;D

Funny you should mention that, I am probably going to go tubeless when my new wheels are ready for the fixed machine.

What could possibly go wrong ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 06 April, 2016, 10:57:10 am
I hear that the TrekBontrager tubeless tyres are really good although you do have to stop and wipe them down every time you ride through a puddle.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 11:03:29 am
In fairness I often have to wipe myself down after riding through water  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 April, 2016, 11:08:48 am
The other day I reported to ted that the pothole that laid him low a few weekends ago has been fixed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 06 April, 2016, 11:19:17 am
If it's any consolation, the Campag UT bearings on my Tripster have started to creak already. Just 2,365.8 miles since new. I'll probably make it to 3,000 before it gets unbearbable.

Of course, I've been abusing it - bikes fitted with Campag UT should only ever be ridden on sunny days in Tuscany  :P
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2016, 11:24:03 am
You should put something on Twitter to Trek.....I'll leave it up to the more eloquent to do though.  I would be seriously interested to see what trek say about a bike that they designed to be ridden over Pave not being able to handle a bit of Grit or rain without what I would consider to be intensive cleaning after it.

Surely a bike that requires that amount of care is not suitable for mass public sales and I would have thought that giving a lifetime frame warranty they would be looking to make them to last.

Considering the amount of Domane's and other BB90 bikes out there I still think it is more of a case of you were unlucky than I have been lucky.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2016, 11:27:24 am
Damage to bearings often occurs during fitting or removal - the bearing should only be pressed in with force on the outer bearing shell, never on its center. Removal often can only be achieved with force/impact on the center, if this is the case the removed bearings are scrap even if there were OK before the removal. The bike shop that fitted the bearings last time may have damaged them during installation.
Know that pulling the Crank set out requires some 'tapping' to get it to release I suspect that this is not particularly good for the bearings either and doing it 'every few weeks' or after every wet ride, or I suspect it should also be done after washing it would shorten the life of the bearings as well.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 11:34:18 am
Damage to bearings often occurs during fitting or removal - the bearing should only be pressed in with force on the outer bearing shell, never on its center. Removal often can only be achieved with force/impact on the center, if this is the case the removed bearings are scrap even if there were OK before the removal. The bike shop that fitted the bearings last time may have damaged them during installation.
Know that pulling the Crank set out requires some 'tapping' to get it to release I suspect that this is not particularly good for the bearings either and doing it 'every few weeks' or after every wet ride, or I suspect it should also be done after washing it would shorten the life of the bearings as well.

But what do we know ?  We are not people who work in Trek dealerships.  They know what they are talking about and would not have any reason to be protective of their brand or avoid warranty problems on behalf of Trek, would they ?

Maybe my Trek Domane is a sensitive soul like me.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2016, 11:43:17 am
If you told the average person buying a Domane/Madone/Emonda that if the bike is out in the rain or just every few weeks in any case you should remove the cranks and essentially give the BB a small service how many people do you reckon would still buy one? I know I wouldn't have.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Ashaman42 on 06 April, 2016, 11:50:33 am
I've been half considering a Domane or a Madone but after reading all this I think I'll look elsewhere.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 06 April, 2016, 11:51:11 am
Yes, it's absolutely ridiculous. I suspect the Trek dealers don't impart that information when you buy a bike and I bet it's not in the owners manual/information either. It's a design fault for which Trek are liable, product not fit for reasonable use.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 06 April, 2016, 11:56:06 am
If it's any consolation, the Campag UT bearings on my Tripster have started to creak already. Just 2,365.8 miles since new. I'll probably make it to 3,000 before it gets unbearbable.

Of course, I've been abusing it - bikes fitted with Campag UT should only ever be ridden on sunny days in Tuscany  :P

And then only to the local coffee shop.

The Shimano bb I fitted to my Tripster only lasted 3000km. I replaced it with a Hope bb which is much better engineered and has replacable bearings.

Not sure if Hope make Campagnolo fit bbs., I suspect you'll fit a Chris King or something similar anyway.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 06 April, 2016, 12:01:21 pm

Not sure if Hope make Campagnolo fit bbs., I suspect you'll fit a Chris King or something similar anyway.

Hadn't thought of that. Will have a look!

The annoying thing is, the first ever UT chainset I had (when they first came out) the bb bearings lasted about 10,000 miles! Since then, I've had two sets lasting only 3000 each (on the Dolan) and now the same on the Tripster. I should maybe have the BB shell faced to see if that helps, but as I understand it, most places refuse to do it on Ti frames due to it wrecking their tools/shitting themselves about fucking it up....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 06 April, 2016, 12:21:35 pm
They don't make 'em like they used to. I had a Shimano Octalink bb that lasted 25 years in my steel frame, it only failed when the frame threads corroded away.

The threads and facing on the Tripster were the best I've seen, I'm pretty sure the bb was square, by sight anyway.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 April, 2016, 12:30:11 pm
You should put something on Twitter to Trek.....I'll leave it up to the more eloquent to do though.  I would be seriously interested to see what trek say about a bike that they designed to be ridden over Pave not being able to handle a bit of Grit or rain without what I would consider to be intensive cleaning after it.

Surely a bike that requires that amount of care is not suitable for mass public sales and I would have thought that giving a lifetime frame warranty they would be looking to make them to last.

Considering the amount of Domane's and other BB90 bikes out there I still think it is more of a case of you were unlucky than I have been lucky.

Given it's Paris - Roubaix this weekend, might be a good time to hammer the hash tag #ParisRoubaix

Also worth talking to Nathan at Yellow Jersey Cycles, he does their workshop and bike fits and certainly tells it as it is, so might be worth a call for a second opinion or even just to prove the Trek dealership response hypothesis  :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 12:50:45 pm
If I can find the money for a new bike I might go down the BB30 route and fit the Praxis converter which seems to solve the whole press fit problem anyway.

The Hope/Chris King option is an interesting one and I would definitely look to see if there was a compatible fitting before buying a different bike.

It is always worth pointing out that I am only reporting on my experience with the Trek Domane.  Other people seem to have had different experiences and the worst of it is that it really is a great bike to ride for long distances.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 April, 2016, 01:09:54 pm
In other happier news:

Tweet from Black Sheep:
"Have you claimed your #FreePint yet @CAMRA_Official? Free pint of #EmberInnsPaleAle in the April What's Brewing! https://t.co/l9DaSedeeH "

White Horse, Great Baddow is my local, not sure about the rest of Essex... looks like the other 2 are in Benfleet & Rayleigh

Suspect it's Black Sheep Bitter in disguise (which I have no problem with ;) )  I've asked them how to claim the free pint....

Apparently in the CAMRA mag:

"CAMRA members: Have you claimed your free pint yet? In the April edition of What's Brewing, there's a free pint of Ember Inns Pale Ale, brewed by Black Sheep! "
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2016, 01:12:53 pm
Not 100% I will be out tonight, it will depend on work etc. but If I do come out do you want me to bring the Punch and the Headset press Ted?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 01:14:42 pm
Thanks Tippers.

The old bearings are out so all I should need is the press.

If you're not out I can always pop round on the way home.  You would be fine with me knocking your door at 12.30am wouldn't you ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2016, 01:58:48 pm
No problem....however, you might need to figure out how to remove the press from your skull  ;D

Since I have never been to the Three Elms I will try to make an effort tonight, I might not be at Spa but I should be able to make it to the pub.


Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 02:46:41 pm
I am also caught up in the world of work but aiming to get there eventually.

No 1 son has just informed me that he did not remove his bike from my roof rack which was on his car after our trip to Scotland.  He has subsequently driven bike and roof rack into something solid and low so I may not have a roof rack either even if I do make it on Saturday.

This is the week that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2016, 03:05:50 pm
 ;D Kids!

If the bars are OK but the actual bike carrier bit is not you can borrow one (or more) of the carriers from me if you need them. Although I would take all this as a sign!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2016, 03:21:15 pm
I have another bike rack and another set of bars but his car uses partly the same roof rack feet as mine.  I haven't yet surveyed the damage.

Apparently he was "too busy" to remove said bike during the 4 days we have been home.  It is a long job pressing the three buttons on the points of attachment on a Thule rack and lifting the bike off  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 April, 2016, 03:30:57 pm
At a recent gathering I mentioned a particular picture of OD that I'd constructed a while back, but couldn't find it to show the assembled folks...

Here it is :-

(http://www.oakden.org/mark/bike/yacf/pics/dan.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 April, 2016, 03:33:55 pm
I can't remember what the context was. By context I mean I can't remember what the subject about which the piss was being taken.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 April, 2016, 03:54:48 pm
I can't remember what the context was. By context I mean I can't remember what the subject about which the piss was being taken.

Me neither -- both the original context when it was made and the context in which it came up recently are a complete blank.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 April, 2016, 03:58:12 pm
Found the original --- blame RichForrest :)

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=26475.msg478120#msg478120
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 April, 2016, 05:49:08 pm
Good to see we were talking bollocks back in 2009.  We've established a rich tradition!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 April, 2016, 05:57:58 pm
Found the original --- blame RichForrest :)

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=26475.msg478120#msg478120

In the thread you linked to we mentioned going out the following day.  I've been trying to remember what we were planning to do.   I think it might be the wet Saturday we went NCN signing.   It rained heavily and Dave Haylock asked Wally at The Cats for a spin drier. Those were the days when Wally didn't have a sense of humour.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 April, 2016, 05:59:27 pm
I think that was indeed the outing in question.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 April, 2016, 07:16:03 pm
The Shark ...

Oh My Goodness!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 10 April, 2016, 08:05:23 pm
Tough?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 April, 2016, 08:31:17 pm
Tough?

Mentally as much as physically.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 April, 2016, 10:37:14 pm
Much respect to those who tamed the Shark yesterday.  It ended up being not too bad a day and I was quite jealous.   

My new cautious approach of actually riding my bike before trying a 200 after any major works proved to be the right choice. 

I had a 25k spin yesterday morning. This morning I had a 100 metre spin before deciding that I hadn't been imagining that my bike just wasn't giving enough reward for effort and it couldn't just be the Duranos as i had swapped them out. I went home to have another look instead of joining the club ride. After a bit of investigating I found the problem - a split in the carbon on my drive side chainstay.  Not sure how long it's been there but it's basically broken now. Bit worrying that it was in a dealer workshop last week and they didn't notice anything amiss.

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 April, 2016, 12:23:53 am
 :o Bugger!  New bike time then? Frame claim?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 April, 2016, 09:37:36 am
Bugger indeed.

Yes, it will certainly mean a new frame.  Hopefully with some assistance from the manufacturer...

Incidentally, I spoke to your Yellow Jersey people in Billericay with a technical query about the new bottom bracket.  That seems like a proper bike shop and they were extremely helpful despite my lack of custom - to date.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 11 April, 2016, 09:45:17 am
You were degreasing the chainstays every time rain washed any chain skog onto them as per the Trek service recommendations1, right?



1.  I may have made these up.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 11 April, 2016, 01:30:38 pm
....a split in the carbon on my drive side chainstay.

That bike is cursed!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 April, 2016, 01:34:40 pm
That bike is now with Cycles UK in Chelmsford.

When I explained about the bottom bracket advice from the other dealer the mechanic laughed and said it was utter tosh.

He was incredulous that they had not spotted something wrong with the chain stay - it is utterly shot and he thinks it probably happened over a period of time rather than on Saturday morning on a 25k test ride.

He then took the cranks off and didn't recognise the bearings I had been sold which, in fairness, looked nothing like the Bontrager bearings he had in stock for BB90.

Anyway, it's out of my hands for now...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 April, 2016, 01:56:13 pm
You should sue!  Do you know a decent lawyer?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 April, 2016, 02:13:40 pm
Good idea, I'll have a think and see if I can come up with a name.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 April, 2016, 02:40:35 pm
Good idea, I'll have a think and see if I can come up with a name.

I always think legal firms whose name references fishing are a good bet.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 April, 2016, 03:07:45 pm
Indeed, they do tend to use all the angles to land the best results so that your net losses are abated.  I will have a little dab and see what I can find.

Anyway, I have heard from a nice man at Trek UK in response to my tweets last week and I have provided the proof of purchase etc for the warranty claim via Cycles UK so watch this space.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 06:01:27 am
Apart from Tomsk who has already declared an interest is anyone else planning on going to Lars' memorial bash on Sunday afternoon / evening?  If the weekend goes to plan I hope to be there.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 12 April, 2016, 09:57:14 am
Apart from Tomsk who has already declared an interest is anyone else planning on going to Lars' memorial bash on Sunday afternoon / evening?  If the weekend goes to plan I hope to be there.

I'm planning to go.

It looks like there are direct trains to LST on Sunday, two per hour IIRC.

I'm going to be away Saturday night, returning sometime Sunday a.m. so should be back in plenty of time to make it there, possibly even in time for Hummers' 13:00 arrival...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 09:58:55 am
 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 April, 2016, 12:37:15 pm
Mid - East Saxons, I know ferries and stuff have been talked about before, but does anyone have the low down on the ferries from East Mersea to Brightlingsea and the Harwich Harbour Foot & Bicycle Ferry? Are there any more on the Essex coast? I'd quite like to extend my bike on ferries count and it's rather criminal of me not to have used any of the Essex ones (apart from Tilbury to Gravesend)....

I feel a weekend camping trip coming on. Possibly up to Forest Camping in Rendlesham Forest (http://www.forestcamping.co.uk/)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 12:47:37 pm
Would it be too much like advanced planning to talk about forming an Essex B team for next year's Easter Arrow  :o

Good Friday is the 14th April which means it won't clash with school holidays or my annual week away so I want to take advantage.  I think it might clash with Huggy's birthday but what better way to spend your 49th than on the train home from York ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 April, 2016, 12:49:47 pm
Would it be too much like advanced planning to talk about forming an Essex B team for next year's Easter Arrow  :o

No it wouldn't. I want in!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 01:00:09 pm
Thanks Captain Bobb  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 01:05:46 pm
Bobb, because you have agreed to captain our Arrows B team you can have some information on the East Mersea - Brightlingsea ferry.

It is not running a full service at the moment but will start doing so on July 18th.  You can still book and it runs at weekends already.

On full service it runs from East Mersea at 15 minutes past the hour between 10 and 4.

The last bit down to the ferry is across a field and then over some shingle to the water's edge.  You can go to Brightlingsea or Point Clear.  Point Clear might be better as it leads back on to the road north east towards Harwich.

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 April, 2016, 01:47:44 pm
Mid - East Saxons, I know ferries and stuff have been talked about before, but does anyone have the low down on the ferries from East Mersea to Brightlingsea and the Harwich Harbour Foot & Bicycle Ferry? Are there any more on the Essex coast? I'd quite like to extend my bike on ferries count and it's rather criminal of me not to have used any of the Essex ones (apart from Tilbury to Gravesend)....

I feel a weekend camping trip coming on. Possibly up to Forest Camping in Rendlesham Forest (http://www.forestcamping.co.uk/)
I did 2 ferry's on the way back from Blaxhall last year including the Harwich one.

The Harwich one has a website (http://www.harwichharbourferry.com/ (http://www.harwichharbourferry.com/)) and I called the guy to tell him I was coming which meant he would make sure I had a space (I was the only bike in the end). I just picked up a leaflet the other day and they have a new boat for this year!
(http://www.thebrunners.com/audax/images/misc/harwich_ff.jpg) (http://www.thebrunners.com/audax/images/misc/harwich_ff.jpg)

A little bit further on the Felixstowe Ferry to Bawdsey Ferry across the Deben is a bit of a treasure as well. I think there are various ferries crossing the Deben up river as well.
(http://www.thebrunners.com/audax/images/misc/bawdsey_ff.jpg) (http://www.thebrunners.com/audax/images/misc/bawdsey_ff.jpg)

You can see the full ride HERE (https://ridewithgps.com/trips/6709914)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 April, 2016, 03:00:30 pm
Apart from Tomsk who has already declared an interest is anyone else planning on going to Lars' memorial bash on Sunday afternoon / evening?  If the weekend goes to plan I hope to be there.
I am intending on going. I have a pass.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 April, 2016, 03:31:24 pm
Mid - East Saxons, I know ferries and stuff have been talked about before, but does anyone have the low down on the ferries from East Mersea to Brightlingsea and the Harwich Harbour Foot & Bicycle Ferry? Are there any more on the Essex coast? I'd quite like to extend my bike on ferries count and it's rather criminal of me not to have used any of the Essex ones (apart from Tilbury to Gravesend)....

I feel a weekend camping trip coming on. Possibly up to Forest Camping in Rendlesham Forest (http://www.forestcamping.co.uk/)
I did 2 ferry's on the way back from Blaxhall last year including the Harwich one.....

Cheers, Nik!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 April, 2016, 03:37:10 pm
Bobb, because you have agreed to captain our Arrows B team you can have some information on the East Mersea - Brightlingsea ferry.

It is not running a full service at the moment but will start doing so on July 18th.  You can still book and it runs at weekends already.

On full service it runs from East Mersea at 15 minutes past the hour between 10 and 4.

The last bit down to the ferry is across a field and then over some shingle to the water's edge.  You can go to Brightlingsea or Point Clear.  Point Clear might be better as it leads back on to the road north east towards Harwich.



Thanks for the info.

I would like to take this opportunity to make an announcement:

It is with much regret that I am resigning as Arrows B team Captain. I would like to thank you all for the support you have given me for the duration of my captaincy. As departing captain, it is my duty to appoint a new captain for the next 12 months. It gives me great pleasure to announce your new Arrows B team Captain - tedshred. His tenure as captain starts with immediate effect. Thank you.

Over to you, Ted  :P
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 April, 2016, 03:42:48 pm
Thanks for the info.

I would like to take this opportunity to make an announcement:

It is with much regret that I am resigning as Arrows B team Captain. I would like to thank you all for the support you have given me for the duration of my captaincy. As departing captain, it is my duty to appoint a new captain for the next 12 months. It gives me great pleasure to announce your new Arrows B team Captain - tedshred. His tenure as captain starts with immediate effect. Thank you.

Over to you, Ted  :P
You'll never make it!

Considering that I have had the joy of riding in 2 Tomsk arranged arrows in the last 2 years and not really had to do anything other than Ride I would be happy to put my hand up should Ted decide he doesn't want it.

I might be a lot more stressed than Tomsk though!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 03:49:24 pm
Thanks for the info.

I would like to take this opportunity to make an announcement:

It is with much regret that I am resigning as Arrows B team Captain. I would like to thank you all for the support you have given me for the duration of my captaincy. As departing captain, it is my duty to appoint a new captain for the next 12 months. It gives me great pleasure to announce your new Arrows B team Captain - tedshred. His tenure as captain starts with immediate effect. Thank you.

Over to you, Ted  :P

Maybe we should have a MEWLs ride and elect a captain.  Only those attending have a vote of course.  Huggy has the sort of qualities we are looking for; good navigational skills, a steady pace to shelter behind, organisational brilliance and, best of all, capacious luggage space to cater for every eventuality.

I am ignoring Tippers' rude remarks and his offer of captaincy as he is too fast for the B team.  You probably are as well but you'd miss us if you went up to the A team  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 03:50:24 pm
I was an Arrow Captain once ... it didn't end well. Don't let me put you off ted!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 03:53:00 pm
Thanks, you can be vice captain.  The vice captain can be a non-riding post if you wish but with Easter being so late next year it might be the most clement Arrows ride for a while...

I forecast a nice tailwind and a minimum temperature of 11 degrees overnight.  Pack your suncream for the Friday.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 03:54:24 pm
No. Just no.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 03:56:00 pm
Even by Elephant bike ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 April, 2016, 04:02:29 pm
I was an Arrow Captain once ... it didn't end well. Don't let me put you off ted!
...Huggy has the sort of qualities we are looking for; good navigational skills, a steady pace to shelter behind, organisational brilliance and, best of all, capacious luggage space to cater for every eventuality.
This is an opportune moment to advise those without the knowledge of history in this particular regard - I was navigator on the fated Essex B team assault on York previously - I navigated us to a flooded road causing us at least an hour of diversion, the rest is best blanked out from our collective memory unless we need to remind ourselves why we now don't do early Easter Arrows  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 04:11:18 pm
I was navigator on the fated Essex B team assault on York previously 

Great, so you have experience as well  :thumbsup:

Bobb and I will bear that in mind when it comes to the vote.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 April, 2016, 04:13:56 pm
I was navigator on the fated Essex B team assault on York previously 

Great, so you have experience as well  :thumbsup:

Bobb and I will bear that in mind when it comes to the vote.
Well, we do know how much you like to go for a mid-ride swim but everyone has to also participate in the biathlon in an Arrow team event, so just bear that in mind when you're recruiting!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 04:17:09 pm
Moving briskly on ...

Fred has been considerably lightened and now sports my Magic Bag Lite. Which I have made heavier by adding my new Surly hip flask which contains expensive rum. What could possibly ...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 04:20:14 pm
Moving back a step...

Lighter bike, hip flask - sounds like you're gearing up for a day and night ride to a northern destination  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 04:30:25 pm
Moving back a step...

Lighter bike, hip flask - sounds like you're gearing up for a day and night ride to a northern destination  :thumbsup:

I'm not. But my hip flask will be coming with us in June  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 12 April, 2016, 04:31:06 pm
This is an opportune moment to advise those without the knowledge of history in this particular regard - I was navigator on the fated Essex B team assault on York previously - I navigated us to a flooded road causing us at least an hour of diversion, the rest is best blanked out from our collective memory unless we need to remind ourselves why we now don't do early Easter Arrows  :facepalm:

Unusually, OD wasn't train-finder-in-chief for that escapade.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 April, 2016, 04:36:41 pm
This is an opportune moment to advise those without the knowledge of history in this particular regard - I was navigator on the fated Essex B team assault on York previously - I navigated us to a flooded road causing us at least an hour of diversion, the rest is best blanked out from our collective memory unless we need to remind ourselves why we now don't do early Easter Arrows  :facepalm:

Unusually, OD wasn't train-finder-in-chief for that escapade.
;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 04:38:41 pm
I'm not. But my hip flask will be coming with us in June  :thumbsup:

Still working on that one...

I probably need to move from talking about doing rides to actually riding them  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 April, 2016, 05:39:10 pm
I'm flushed with energy and enthusiasm after The Shark and participation in the Essex arrow b or c team for next year sounds appealing. I'm afraid I'm not Captain material since I'd struggle to navigate out of Essex, but any of you trustworthy fellows would make a fine captain, even ted if he has a reliable bike that's not too heavy and has some gears, or not, by next Easter.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 05:42:31 pm
Welcome to the team.  You will need to work on slowing down a bit though.

Hopefully Raymond can be persuaded as well.  He's very much a core part of the B team.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 April, 2016, 06:56:09 pm
Would be great to have Raymond on the team but how are we gonna persuade him to ride with us lazy slackers?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 07:58:57 pm
I can't believe you're all talking about next Easter!  Oaky must be having a fit right now.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2016, 08:29:37 pm
It's called planning and it's encouraged on this thread.

That's nearly a full team already.  We must be the first for 2017 ?

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2016, 08:37:01 pm
I'm off to check The Rulz. This could result in a disaplinary!   ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 April, 2016, 01:46:58 pm
I think Untapp'd servers must have gone into meltdown. 

ted is well into his relaxed lunch with Mrs ted, and there's not even one entry on there yet!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 April, 2016, 01:48:08 pm
Lunch has yet to commence. ..

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 April, 2016, 02:34:56 pm
Aha! Normal service is resumed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 April, 2016, 12:08:36 am
Cocktails, just say no kids.

Stick to Class A drugs. Much more sensible.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 April, 2016, 12:41:14 am
Lol, isn't there a thread you were going to start Steve?

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 April, 2016, 09:08:30 am
Taps fingers impatiently while waiting for someone to produce a report  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 April, 2016, 09:27:50 am
Taps fingers impatiently while waiting for someone to produce a report  :o

OK, here goes ...

Me, BFC on some ridiculous looking track bike, huggy, Oaky and AndyC3333333 set off from the Spa Road roundabout.  Heaven only knows where Doggers was, does he still exist?

Oaky decided not to go anywhere near anything that resembled a dodgy surface.  huggy's Garmin had a brain fart near The Compasses so stopped at which point we lost Oaky and BFC.  Nobody had their bike pinched as we passed The Compasses.

At the top of TMNH we met jibers doing repeats and moaning about his hip, he was also coughing.

At the pub the Danbury Dogger turned up and shortly after tippers and Tomsk arrived too.  There were 3 beers on offer but I can't remember the names of any of them.

Sensibly conversational topics included audaxes (various), Lars' memorial on Sunday.  Then we talked about something else which won't be mentioned on a public forum and it was suggested I start a thread about it which I'm not going to do. 

Then I remembered I had my hip flask with me and it got passed around so everyone could have a slurp ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2749_zpsszauk2kn.jpg)

More beer was ordered, I asked for a G&T and some tit suggested I have a cocktail ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2750_zpsllo51lyn.jpg)

It was a Harvey Warbanger or some such I gather, I had a hangover this morning and was pi55ed when I got home and crashing about according to my annoyed and awoken wife.

Curiously the landlord seemed to want us to leave bang on 11pm, something about a wake today.  Given we spent in excess of £100 in his largely empty pub you'd think he would have been more welcoming  ::-) >:(

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 April, 2016, 09:32:18 am
£100 for a cocktail seems steep, no wonder you were pissed.

Glad it all went well.

I will do better and try to be out next week.  I may even suggest a venue and route.

DL will reappear soon no doubt.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 April, 2016, 01:41:14 pm
Great report OD but wrong thread???  ??? :facepalm:

Perhaps we should start a new MEMWNS thread with an alternative name....  "The Thread for MEMWNS ride reports that should be in the MEMWNS Thread "

What does it say in teh rulz?  ???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 April, 2016, 01:45:51 pm
No, this is the thread for reports, miscellany and forward planning.

The MEMWNS thread is for near-term planning of MEMWNS rides only.

Those be the rulz.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 15 April, 2016, 09:57:10 am
No, this is the thread for reports, miscellany and forward planning.

The MEMWNS thread is for near-term planning of MEMWNS rides only.

Those be the rulz.
I think we need to request a pinned post to explain the MEMWxx rulz  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 10:05:45 am
No, this is the thread for reports, miscellany and forward planning.

The MEMWNS thread is for near-term planning of MEMWNS rides only.

Those be the rulz.
I think we need to request a pinned post to explain the MEMWxx rulz  ::-)

No, this is much more fun!  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 April, 2016, 10:56:01 am
The other thing this thread is for is dealing with serious matters.

Unfortunately I have one such to raise.

It seems that not everyone is taking their commitment to Untappd as seriously as they ought to.

A snapshot this morning reveals the following worrying stats:

Huggy - GSTQ Level 8 - Journeyman

Doggers GSTQ Level 7 - Apprentice

OD GSTQ Level 5 - Apprentice

Jiber - GSTQ Level 10  - Journeyman

Only Oaky can hold his head high:

Oaky GSTQ Level 13 - Journeyman

Meanwhile, Tippers hasn't even got an account.

Where is the dedication ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 April, 2016, 11:04:20 am
The last thing I need is another App to check in on at a pub.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 April, 2016, 11:04:52 am
OD GSTQ Level 5 - Apprentice

If only there was an app that logged G&Ts and Merlot.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 11:15:38 am
OD GSTQ Level 5 - Apprentice

If only there was an app that logged G&Ts and Merlot plus cocktails  ;D

(click to show/hide)

Fixed something for you ^^^
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 11:18:33 am
I'm actually quite pleased I'm not performing well on the drinking stakes, at least as judged by one metric.  There have been a number of occasions this year where I have found myself somewhat worse for wear, I was beginning to worry that a trend was developing.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 April, 2016, 12:30:47 pm
Cut out the merlot and cocktails and concentrate on ale instead  :thumbsup:

You will remain in control of what remains of your faculties and enhance your Untappd profile.  Everyone's a winner.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 02:08:04 pm
Cut out the merlot and cocktails and concentrate on ale instead  :thumbsup:

You will remain in control of what remains of your faculties and enhance your Untappd profile.  Everyone's a winner.

If only it was that simple!  I can't just drink ale, there are so many other flavours to enjoy ... Horlicks, Merlot, Bovril, espresso Martini plus the rest of the cocktail list etc ...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 15 April, 2016, 02:38:15 pm
A snapshot this morning reveals the following worrying stats:

Huggy - GSTQ Level 8 - Journeyman

Where is the dedication ?
I'd like to make an observation and a comment on my logged beverages in Untappd.

First the observation - you clearly have far too much idle time on your hands, ted
Secondly, I tend to only log first sample of a beer on a given day and not bother with multiple samplings of each, I'll leave you to decide where that would elevate my statistics to.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 April, 2016, 03:15:44 pm
Quiet day at work....I have just bought a new tent and a sleeping mat. I figured that my 4 day 'tour' in June deserved more than my coffin sized one man job and that a rolled up foam mattress was so old fashioned.

If Catherine ever decides to check how much I paid for the tent I might well be sleeping in it a lot but after having a string of cheap tents that barely last a trip I would go for something in the middle of the price ranges.

Woohoo, that should mean that I will be much better equipped to camp at the next epiphany.

edit: I mention the Epiphany as it is much closer than the 2017 Arrow
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 03:51:51 pm
What did you get???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 April, 2016, 03:58:32 pm
edit: I mention the Epiphany as it is much closer than the 2017 Arrow

Good point - who did we elect as Epiphany 2017 organising committee?

How are the arrangements progressing? ;)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 04:35:25 pm
tippers has the job for life.

bobb is Musical Director for life as well.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 April, 2016, 06:34:32 pm
Where is constable jiber of the thread police when you need him ?  Epiphany planning is for the epiphany thread
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 06:50:01 pm
We haven't got an epiphany thread.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 April, 2016, 07:50:16 pm
I know.  It's mid - April
 You would think the Epiphany chair would be onto that by now


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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2016, 07:55:02 pm
If we start an epiphany thread now we'll all get kicked of yacf. Then what would we do?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 April, 2016, 08:14:48 pm
Start the thread of course!

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 April, 2016, 11:15:35 pm
What did you get???
An MSR Hubba Hubba NX in Green.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 April, 2016, 11:18:08 pm
What did you get???
An MSR Hubba Hubba NX in Green.

Isn't that what chief had on the California trip?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 April, 2016, 09:33:11 am
I think chief had the much more expensive version  ;D

Nice tent though, many happy sleeps in it tippers.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 April, 2016, 02:06:29 pm
 ;D

I was struggling with if I should actually spend that money or not on a tent. The not have to thread poles through sleeves was what really made me look at it seriously and I figure I will just have to find reasons to use it more now!

Anyway, what time are folks heading down to the Shooting Star tomorrow?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 16 April, 2016, 07:13:37 pm
tippers has the job for life.

bobb is Musical Director for life as well.

Brill and Brill - especially if this guarantees another musical performance from OD
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 16 April, 2016, 07:19:53 pm
What did you get???

An MSR Hubba Hubba NX in Green.

An excellent choice. I have the Hubba Hubba HP which, I think, has less mesh than the NX. It is easy to put up, has good space inside and, having 2 porches, means bags etc can be stored easily.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 April, 2016, 09:00:24 pm
tippers has the job for life.

bobb is Musical Director for life as well.

Brill and Brill - especially if this guarantees another musical performance from OD

Really?!?  I don't think music in whatever form is my thing!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 April, 2016, 09:04:22 pm
Anyway, what time are folks heading down to the Shooting Star tomorrow?

Probably mid-late afternoon. More than that I cannot say, due to having family in tow...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 April, 2016, 09:17:07 pm
^^^ Ditto. If everything goes according to plan tomorrow.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 April, 2016, 10:16:10 pm
What did you get???

An MSR Hubba Hubba NX in Green.

An excellent choice. I have the Hubba Hubba HP which, I think, has less mesh than the NX. It is easy to put up, has good space inside and, having 2 porches, means bags etc can be stored easily.
:thumbsup: brilliant. Good to hear that from someone I know!

Sounds good for tomorrow. I suspect it might be 4pm earliest before I get to London
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 April, 2016, 10:29:51 am
I'm looking at the 14:47 train from Witham, gets me to the pub a little before 4pm.
Probably get the 18:32 train home.

All subject to change between now & then of course!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 17 April, 2016, 11:45:23 am
I'm eyeing the 12:47 or possibly 13:21 trains from Witham at the moment.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 17 April, 2016, 01:26:14 pm
I think chief had the much more expensive version  ;D

Nice tent though, many happy sleeps in it tippers.

I just re-read the report on that trip and realise it contains the original Lowestoft reference (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=34310.msg645030#msg645030) (it's in part 2, the post below the one linked).

We need a sticky MEMWNS FAQ thread to gather links such as this :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 17 April, 2016, 01:28:33 pm
I'm eyeing the 12:47 or possibly 13:21 trains from Witham at the moment.

after other communications, I'm now aiming for the 14:21.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 April, 2016, 01:38:56 pm
I'm eyeing the 12:47 or possibly 13:21 trains from Witham at the moment.

after other communications, I'm now aiming for the 14:21.
I can make the 14:21, see you there.  Will be buying the annual Network Railcard too if you wanna piggy back on the reduced rate with that
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 April, 2016, 05:47:24 am
I think chief had the much more expensive version  ;D

Nice tent though, many happy sleeps in it tippers.

I just re-read the report on that trip and realise it contains the original Lowestoft reference (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=34310.msg645030#msg645030) (it's in part 2, the post below the one linked).

We need a sticky MEMWNS FAQ thread to gather links such as this :)

Blimey, the California trip was nearly 6 years ago!   :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 April, 2016, 11:13:50 am
I read THIS WITH INTEREST! (http://www.bicycling.com/training/health-injuries/how-to-ride-with-a-hangover)   ::-) ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: rr on 19 April, 2016, 06:22:31 pm
Spotted the other Chelmsford elephant bike on my diversion to Mr Saintsbury's emporium of toothy cumesstables this evening -- riding on the pavement and wearing hivis
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2016, 08:06:20 am
next time I will be able to identify you as the person on the road with no hi viz  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: rr on 20 April, 2016, 04:57:46 pm
Unless it's raining, yellow night vision jacket and rainlegs
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 April, 2016, 07:22:55 am
Last night was excellent!  If you weren't there you missed out!  Is 52 miles a record for the Witham peloton?  I'm sure Tomsk regularly goes over 50 miles but I can't remember doing it.

Anyhow ... me, huggy, Andy C333333, Oaky and bobb set off from the Spa Road roundabout. Oaky didn't moan much as we enjoyed the COR just after Great Notley Country Park and we met up with Tomsk bang on schedule. We deviated slightly from last years route to avoid a flinty lane - by this point we were simply following Tomsk's wheel.  The Great Man decided we should push on past the site of last years disaster to the Half Moon at Belchamp St Paul were a couple of pints or coffee was enjoying, we'd earned it!

Then back out to a chilly evening (3degs) for the blast home. huggy was suffering from 2 weeks of eating burgers with assorted Disney characters so Andy and I hung back for him and we lost the other three.

Thanks to everyone for a terrific evening which mercifully was less dramatic than our ride a year ago.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 April, 2016, 07:32:09 am
I note that Bobb's ride was fairly epic for a school night.   He is putting together some miles this year.  Perhaps he is looking to move on from the B peloton?  Mind you, he has got some way to go if he is hoping to gain legendary status like DL.

I went for a solo MEMWNS ride.  After assembling with myself outside my house, I freestyled a more normal midweek length of ride which involved a stop at the Layer Fox to sample a Cornish Best.  Unlike the main peloton, I stuck to OD's one pint limit. Arriving home before 10 did feel like cheating though.

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 April, 2016, 07:57:57 am
Sorry I missed out last night, either at the Half Moon or the Fox.

Bobb is flying along, he was like a whippet up a drainpipe (or something similar) up the climbs on the Shark.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 21 April, 2016, 08:37:12 am
Sounds like a good night for all. I was pretty ill yesterday and was in bed by 20:30 although I probably would have given it a skip regardless as per my post in the other thread! Wednesday nights and the threat of high speed do very little for me   :sick:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 April, 2016, 08:55:59 am
...and we lost the other three...

I thought we lost you! Thinking I had the whole peloton in tow, we took a sensible [legal] route through Braintree. Solo, I'd have carried on up from Bradford Street and scooted on the pavement through the short one-way to the Rayne Road. Bobb and I waited for a while at the Notley Road turn, after Oaky ploughed on home, then went our separate ways - 52 miles for me too.

At Belchamp St Paul we were only a few miles short of the Mighty River Stour and Forrin Territory.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 April, 2016, 08:56:35 am
Yeah, Tomsk, Oaky and bobb were all going well.  I was too but did the gentlemanly thing with Andy and hung back for Minnie Mouse  O:-) :smug:

Mind you I think Our Friend from Disney TM will be back on song soon after he's got the G&YF in his legs.  I'm pretty sure The Shark did me a power of good.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 21 April, 2016, 10:48:17 am
64.2 miles for me  :)

It seemed to get warmer the closer to home I got. Either that or I got warmer!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 21 April, 2016, 10:53:44 am
At Belchamp St Paul we were only a few miles short of the Mighty River Stour and Forrin Territory.

It's as well we stopped short:  I'm not sure my vaccinations are up to date.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 April, 2016, 11:01:42 am
It's as well we stopped short:  I'm not sure my vaccinations are up to date.

Or theirs.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 April, 2016, 01:51:57 pm
It's as well we stopped short:  I'm not sure my vaccinations are up to date.

Or theirs.

[OD titters at Oaky's expense]  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 21 April, 2016, 04:22:33 pm
It's as well we stopped short:  I'm not sure my vaccinations are up to date.

Or theirs.

/me chuckles

BTW - I found an article about your bike (http://www.trekbikes.com/us/en_US/story/second_life/?utm_source=bm23&utm_medium=email&utm_term=%C2%A0%C2%A0%C2%A0Read+on%C2%A0%C2%A0%C2%A0&utm_content=http://www.trekbikes.com/us/en_US/story/second_life/&utm_campaign=20160420+US+Consumer+Carbon+Recycling), ted  ;)

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 April, 2016, 04:30:02 pm
At least I know where it's going  >:(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 21 April, 2016, 10:42:04 pm
I'm of to the (cycle) clinic on Saturday to pick up n+1, boy I hope Mrs Tipper remembers me telling her I was buying it  :facepalm:

Anyone need anything, let me know.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 07:49:17 am
Yes, my wheels, except they aren't ready.  Last week I was 13th on the list and expecting to collect today. Yesterday I was 7th and he was hoping for next Thursday.  The tubeless stuff arrived yesterday so all a bit tight for G&Y.

Therefore you are going to have to cut the chatter down today.   Instead of oohing and aahing over your new steed and letting your Kiwi bonhomie loose; get in, tell him it's lovely and get out
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 April, 2016, 09:31:18 am
Carlosfandango....those tubeless tyres we talked about......I'm going to give it one more go so for the second time in 6 months an offer of tyres has to be retracted.

I do have a pair of Hutchinsons and IRCs with a couple of patches on the inside you can have for nowt if you want to try them out.

(and for those that were quick....yes I did change my mind within a couple of seconds and I deleted a post  ;D)

Lets see how much extra Cut Resistance these Schwalbes provide on Welsh roads (http://road.cc/content/review/173205-schwalbe-s-one-tubeless-tyre)


Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 April, 2016, 09:35:01 am
Excellent, tippers goes tubeless again ... and in Wales ... on a very long ride.  Draw up a chair folks, settle down and watch the fun commence  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 09:38:36 am
I have gone with the 28mm Schwalbe Pro Ones.

If they are even half as good as they are supposed to be they should be amazing. 

Malcolm of Cycle Clinic seems to think the whole tubeless thing is easy but I am pretty much going to be riding G&Y as my test ride.

One thing he did say when I said I was going to go tubeless on the new wheels was "you will be using Schwalbe won't you ?".

If Tippers and I end up at the side of the road together covered in sealant I will not be happy  :o

Mind you, I won't be using them in Wales as I will have gears for that ride.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 April, 2016, 09:43:31 am
If Tippers and I end up at the side of the road together covered in sealant I will not be happy  :o
Is that some kind of new fetish, if so could you take it off to the MED* thread, please.


*Mid Essex Doggers
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 09:45:22 am
Why else do you think the north Essex chapter are all so keen on tubeless  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 April, 2016, 09:48:48 am
Why else do you think the north Essex chapter are all so keen on tubeless  ;D

There's nothing like a bit of tribalism, it'll end up like Lord of the Flies, you mark my words!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 09:52:40 am
You started the schism with your mid-Essex supremacy.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 April, 2016, 09:55:32 am
You started the schism with your mid-Essex supremacy.

Me and Donald Trump, we're both unifiers!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 April, 2016, 10:06:13 am
Malcolm of Cycle Clinic seems to think the whole tubeless thing is easy but I am pretty much going to be riding G&Y as my test ride.

One thing he did say when I said I was going to go tubeless on the new wheels was "you will be using Schwalbe won't you ?".

If Tippers and I end up at the side of the road together covered in sealant I will not be happy  :o

Mind you, I won't be using them in Wales as I will have gears for that ride.
On the G&Y with all those flint strewn lanes...good testing territory...I'll see how you get on with them.

One thing he did say when I said I was going to go tubeless on the new wheels was "you will be using Schwalbe won't you ?".
What? no mention of IRC ;-)

If Tippers and I end up at the side of the road together covered in sealant I will not be happy  :o
Now that really would look all wrong

As for switching to them for the BCM, from memory last year the road in Wales are sublime, it was the English bit that was an issue and that has been rerouted this year.

Surely tubeless can't cause more problems than a chain into the back wheel at the best part of 20 mph? Might pack 2 Durano+ just in case and take the carradice after all.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 10:08:32 am
Might pack 2 Durano+ just in case and take the carradice after all.

Were you originally going with the Fandango micro saddlebag for two condoms and some lube strategy then ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 April, 2016, 10:10:57 am
not quite....but was thinking much lighter than usual....my previous experience is likely to stop me from doing that though.

Currently, I am still trying to decide if riding 300km on fixed gear a week after getting the bike is a good idea....at the moment that is a no
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 10:18:44 am
With all your track experience it should be a breeze.

Anyway, what difference is a few weeks going to make ?  You can ride fixed already and you are certainly strong enough.

Get a 75" gear on and go for it.

Go on, you know you want to  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 April, 2016, 10:29:37 am
With all your track experience it should be a breeze.

Anyway, what difference is a few weeks going to make ?  You can ride fixed already and you are certainly strong enough.

Get a 75" gear on and go for it.

Go on, you know you want to  :thumbsup:
This smells like ted doesn't want to be the only one foolish enough to ride it fixed and tubeless  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 10:31:28 am
Well spotted Columbo  :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 April, 2016, 10:33:15 am
there would not be any tubeless involved....that would be stupid (for me)  ;D

Although, a new cassette and chain could do with a test run prior to the Welsh spin....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 April, 2016, 10:44:47 am
Carlosfandango....those tubeless tyres we talked about......I'm going to give it one more go so for the second time in 6 months an offer of tyres has to be retracted.



No worries tippers, I think I'm gonna go with the new pro ones like ted. If they can stand his power, acceleration and underwater riding they might be good for me.

I saw your new frame and jumble of parts at the clinic, it looks very nice.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 10:47:11 am

I saw your new frame and jumble of parts at the clinic, it looks very nice.

How many times, can you lot leave that man alone.  He has wheels to build  >:(
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 April, 2016, 10:48:58 am
Might pack 2 Durano+ just in case and take the carradice after all.

Were you originally going with the Fandango micro saddlebag for two condoms and some lube strategy then ?

I dunno what's wrong with a couple of condoms and a tyre lever, what else do you guys pack in those huge saddlebags????
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 April, 2016, 10:51:17 am
Spare tyres and sealant!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 10:55:25 am
In other news a man has just knocked on my door and handed me a box with my new frame.

I have some building to do...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 April, 2016, 10:57:27 am
Spare tyres and sealant!

Fair enough, you do have special wheel and tyre wrecking talents.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 April, 2016, 10:59:15 am
In other news a man has just knocked on my door and handed me a box with my new frame.

I have some building to do...

Hooray, but are you sure you don't want someone who knows what they're doing to build it?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 April, 2016, 11:03:10 am
Spare tyres and sealant!

Fair enough, you do have special wheel and tyre wrecking talents.
Yes, he does!!!  :demon:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 11:04:43 am


Hooray, but are you sure you don't want someone who knows what they're doing to build it?

What could possibly go wrong  :facepalm:

If I knew how I would put a picture of it on here.

I might stick one into the new facebook group if I am still allowed access to the mid-Essex area.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 April, 2016, 11:19:09 am
If I knew how I would put a picture of it on here.

I might stick one into the new facebook group if I am still allowed access to the mid-Essex area.
(https://stoptalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/shhh2.jpg)
Probably best that we don't let you in to the seekrit of how to post pictures here, they'll only be upside down or artistically out of focus anyway.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 11:20:59 am
Those hats suit you and Tippers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 April, 2016, 11:23:55 am
 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 April, 2016, 11:24:06 am


Hooray, but are you sure you don't want someone who knows what they're doing to build it?

What could possibly go wrong  :facepalm:

If I knew how I would put a picture of it on here.

I might stick one into the new facebook group if I am still allowed access to the mid-Essex area.

I'd like to see it, the right way up if possible! I bet it looks lovely.

Why don't you bring it to the pub next Wednesday with the wheels and the box of bits and we can knock it together with a couple of multitools?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 22 April, 2016, 11:27:51 am

Why don't you bring it to the pub next Wednesday with the wheels and the box of bits and we can knock it together with a couple of multitools?

Artists impression of the result:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 11:32:25 am
looks fine to me  :thumbsup:  Chain's a bit slack though.

I could put it on the elephant bike and bring it along.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 April, 2016, 12:08:03 pm
Errr, we'll be a bit busy next Wednesday talking about matters of great import, we won't have time for fettling. I take it you lot saw my official notice???
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 22 April, 2016, 12:15:26 pm
Are you going to have a gavel?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 April, 2016, 12:17:24 pm
A gabbel?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2016, 12:26:18 pm
A grovel ?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 22 April, 2016, 01:23:03 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/3D_Judges_Gavel.jpg/1280px-3D_Judges_Gavel.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 April, 2016, 01:58:43 pm
Oh, it's an Auction! Great
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 April, 2016, 01:52:05 pm
Yes, my wheels, except they aren't ready.  Last week I was 13th on the list and expecting to collect today. Yesterday I was 7th and he was hoping for next Thursday.  The tubeless stuff arrived yesterday so all a bit tight for G&Y.

Therefore you are going to have to cut the chatter down today.   Instead of oohing and aahing over your new steed and letting your Kiwi bonhomie loose; get in, tell him it's lovely and get out
I might have delayed things a bit for you this morning  ;D

He is a very busy chap indeed and was still building the bike up. An audience never helps but I got involved and I left with a fixed gear bike  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 April, 2016, 02:06:59 pm
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 April, 2016, 04:15:02 pm
Lots of new bikes!  Three by my count.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 April, 2016, 08:05:28 pm
BFC/Tomsk for various reasons I ended up with a half link chan, any specific concerns I should have. Research I have done seems most people say the extra weight is the main issue...not really a worry for me ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 25 April, 2016, 12:40:52 pm
... for various reasons I ended up with a half link chain ...

Because it was Shiny! (or Purple?)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 April, 2016, 12:50:06 pm
... for various reasons I ended up with a half link chain ...

Because it was Shiny! (or Purple?)
Shiny and looks the business  ;D

Mainly it was down to the fact that the standard chain was skipping in one spot and the half link was the only other option available.

in other news...yesterday I put the Durano Pluses on the bike and headed out for a ride. Before I got past the Jam Factory I had 2 noises that didn't sound right. I stopped to have a poke about and found that the chain seemed pretty loose which made sense as when I looked down it seemed to be doing some kind of weird motion. Chain tightened....1 noise gone.

The second one was coming from the front disc, it took a bit of messing about with wheel position and pads to get rid of it, will need to take a better look at it but I got rid of it for the ride.

With the chain thing I have now orders a Surly Tuggnut, I figure a functional bottle opener is just what my new bike needs

(http://www.63xc.com/rickc/tuggnuts.jpg)

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 25 April, 2016, 02:07:07 pm
The second one was coming from the front disc, it took a bit of messing about with wheel position and pads to get rid of it, will need to take a better look at it but I got rid of it for the ride.
Just in case I'm not telling you to suck eggs, a little titbit of wisdom I have found with disc brake rotor alignment, especially after messing around with wheels off on the work stand - before I trust/make any adjustment I put the bike on the floor and loosen then tighten the skewer.  Usually when I loosen it the wheel clunks down in to the dropouts which I rarely seem to locate properly when up in the air on the stand.  Once hub is aligned correctly I then find that the rotors are also aligned and don't make any frustrating noises.
If you already do something similar then I'll just go back to sleep and let you get on with finding the cause of the annoyance  ::-)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 April, 2016, 02:40:03 pm
The second one was coming from the front disc, it took a bit of messing about with wheel position and pads to get rid of it, will need to take a better look at it but I got rid of it for the ride.
Just in case I'm not telling you to suck eggs, a little titbit of wisdom I have found with disc brake rotor alignment, especially after messing around with wheels off on the work stand - before I trust/make any adjustment I put the bike on the floor and loosen then tighten the skewer.  Usually when I loosen it the wheel clunks down in to the dropouts which I rarely seem to locate properly when up in the air on the stand.  Once hub is aligned correctly I then find that the rotors are also aligned and don't make any frustrating noises.
If you already do something similar then I'll just go back to sleep and let you get on with finding the cause of the annoyance  ::-)
;D

Oh yeah....I made that mistake a few times...thought I had a busted hub once  :facepalm: But I better try it again anyway. The day one actually has forward facing drop outs on the front.

In this case it just about seems like the rotor is a bit too big. At first it sounded like a spoke loose which I quickly ruled out....very weird. I'll have a bit of a fettle tonight and if it still makes the noise we can all take a look while the votes are being counted on Wednesday.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 April, 2016, 04:05:13 pm
BFC/Tomsk for various reasons I ended up with a half link chan, any specific concerns I should have. Research I have done seems most people say the extra weight is the main issue...not really a worry for me ;D

Only used a half-link chain once some time ago, no issues...I just like standard KMC stainless, seems to last well, though not cheap. Is shiny though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 April, 2016, 04:12:08 pm
Yet more evidence that fixed, supposedly the "simple" solution, is in fact very complex!  I have no idea what you lot are talking about. Is it me?  Am I just being as thick as a whale omelette? 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 25 April, 2016, 05:59:03 pm
You really want us to answer that?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 April, 2016, 06:15:52 pm
You really want us to answer that?

I suppose not.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 April, 2016, 11:04:10 am
What I have found in my VERY short experience is that the simplicity once riding will end up being what brings the smile to ones face. All the thinking and selecting is done before you get on the bike.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2016, 11:07:46 am
What I have found in my VERY short experience is that the simplicity once riding will end up being what brings the smile to ones face.

+1  :thumbsup:

In fact, I think I will go for a ride shortly just to put a smile on my face.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 April, 2016, 11:43:51 am
Should we start a MEMWFGNS thread?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2016, 11:47:44 am
Well if Bobb comes through on his promise to go fixed after the BCM then we won't need to as we will pretty much be that anyway.  Only the heretics will be left using gears  :thumbsup:

By the way, what is your new bike (which I assume has the facility to change gear) ?

Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 April, 2016, 12:47:32 pm
By the way, what is your new bike (which I assume has the facility to change gear) ?

It does indeed have gears... It's a Planet X London Road (http://www.planetx.co.uk/c/q/bikes/road-bikes/london-road) (mine's in black).
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 April, 2016, 12:54:53 pm
N-1+1 pretty much fresh out of the box:-

(http://www.oakden.org/mark/bike/yacf/pics/pxlr_small.jpg) (http://www.oakden.org/mark/bike/yacf/pics/pxlr_large.jpg)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2016, 02:13:52 pm
 :thumbsup:

Looks nice in black.  The green one on the website should have been called "OD Green".  It was a little vivid.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2016, 02:23:37 pm
:thumbsup:

Looks nice in black.  The green one on the website should have been called "OD Green".  It was a little vivid.

Yes, my legal team are already talking to Planet X about them nicking the colour from my avant garde palate. Disgraceful.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 26 April, 2016, 02:39:41 pm
  It was a little vivid.

Say's the man astride his "belisha beacon orange"  bike.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2016, 05:17:48 pm
That bike's old now, I've had it nearly 5 days.

It looks like my next bike will be an equally vivid yellow...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 April, 2016, 05:23:21 pm
That bike's old now, I've had it nearly 5 days.

It looks like my next bike will be an equally vivid yellow...
WTF? You have to ride these things as well....
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2016, 05:47:16 pm
Sorry Tippers, remind me what is your current N ?

As of last week mine was 3.  It is now 4. Hopefully sometime next week it will be 5  :thumbsup:  I suspect the bling on your CdF alone would account for about 3 of my complete bikes  ;D

Talking of bling and to amuse Carlos in particular, I have just sourced some orange material to make a co-ordinated mud flap for Guilliamo.  I know it won't be a Walomatic Enterprises original but hopefully it will do the job without Bobb and Jiber making loud remarks about being splashed by little bits of mud, the little lambs.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2016, 06:02:34 pm
I read the last two words of your post as "little limbs". Talking of short people do you think we'll see DL this week? 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 April, 2016, 07:24:11 pm
Mid-Essex Winter Brevet Populaire Series: new topic wot I started over in 'Audax'...

So I was thinking...

A one-a-month 100km series from say, November to February: X-rated, mid-morning [10:00?] pub start to facilitate ECE-ing to 200. Ride to a good café and back via a few info controls.

I'd take this on myself, as it's not too arduous a project, but is any of the Mid-Essex Crew interested in dipping a toe into the waters of organising?? There's myself and Huggy who could mentor and help get things started.

Start of choice would for me be the 'Battisford Court' Wetherspoons in Witham. Lots of room, decent size beer garden for cycle-parking, good choice of food [and beer  ;D]. Witham has good train and road links and it's not too big a town to find reasonably quick routes out into the countryside. Chelmsford or Colchester would be less attractive. Well placed for routes out to the coast, up to Suffolk [Wally's Cafe?] and indeed all points of the Compass...

Thoughts...?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2016, 08:14:48 pm
I don't want to be an organiser but I'm happy to help out. Just let me know what needs doing.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2016, 08:33:21 pm
I am definitely interested in participating and helping to organise


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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 April, 2016, 09:01:03 pm
Potentially... Witham is a bit close for an ECE for me.... but a 100 km ride out with friends is always welcome :)  :thumbsup:

In other news, I appear to have done something to my knee today, it started hurting after I got off the turbo and seems to hurt if I straighten it (front inner right knee)... nothing has changed in my setup so I'm hoping if I give it some rest till Friday I'll be OK... worried!  :o
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 April, 2016, 09:09:58 pm
I am definitely interested in participating and helping to organise

ok ted  we can start looking at routes and dates soon  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2016, 09:15:37 pm
A route based on last Wednesday's ride might be good.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 April, 2016, 10:23:03 am
A route based on last Wednesday's ride might be good.

Go on, you know you're tempted to take up the organiser's baton... :thumbsup:

Step one is to contact our Regional Co-ordinator ['Iddu' otp] to be set up as a fledgling organiser [bit of form-filling involved here] and to get access to the planner: then check for clashes with other events [probably not a problem in that season], pick a date and start playing with maps. There's the summer for leisurely route checking, route sheet writing and sussing out cafes and pubs for the 50km control.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The events will need to go live in time for the autumn edition of 'Arrivee', but the sooner the better...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 April, 2016, 10:41:50 am
Is it time to form Audax Club Mid-Essex?  (ACME  ;D)

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 10:46:20 am
 :thumbsup:

Think of the marketing potential with the Jerseys !
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 April, 2016, 11:01:04 am
ACME, I like  ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 27 April, 2016, 11:09:08 am
I want an ACME jersey!  ;D
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2016, 11:16:21 am
A route based on last Wednesday's ride might be good.

Go on, you know you're tempted to take up the organiser's baton... :thumbsup:

Step one is to contact our Regional Co-ordinator ['Iddu' otp] to be set up as a fledgling organiser [bit of form-filling involved here] and to get access to the planner: then check for clashes with other events [probably not a problem in that season], pick a date and start playing with maps. There's the summer for leisurely route checking, route sheet writing and sussing out cafes and pubs for the 50km control.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The events will need to go live in time for the autumn edition of 'Arrivee', but the sooner the better...

I absolutely 1 trillion % do not want to become an AUK organiser. I love organising stuff but don't fancy organising audaxes cos you have to follow rulz.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 11:21:11 am
I am on the verge of filling in some forms...

I will try to explain later if I make it out which is now 80/20 likely.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2016, 11:23:07 am
I think we do need a jersey of some description.  Who's good at designing stuff?  Tomsk?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 April, 2016, 12:05:59 pm
I've just put in an order for 3 boxes (36 in total) of the Lucho Dillito Guava Pastilles. I'll bring some tasters along to one of the Wednesday night rides for those that have not tried them.

If anybody wants to buy part of a  box (or a whole box) let me know, I know that at 16.99 per box of 12 they are not the cheapest but they are damn good to eat and they do work (for me anyway). I'm happy to take a bit of a hit on them and go to £15 per box this time round...

edit: and the boxes make a brilliant holder for your brevet cards  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 12:46:55 pm
I really ought to update everyone on the Trek Domane saga as I was quick enough to post something when I had the initial response from Thomas's Cycle Revolution.

After the chain stay broke I took the bike into Cycles UK in Chelmsford.  They could not have been more helpful and were incredulous about the whole bottom bracket story.  They arranged for the frame to be couriered back to Trek UK and put all the bits in a box for me.

When the frame arrived at Trek UK their initial response was to say that the chain stay breakage was my fault. On reflection, I think this is probably right after the hurried re-build and major fail that I had at the start of the H4C Perm  :facepalm:  They hadn't been made aware of the bottom bracket issue at this point however.

I have to say that once they became aware of that issue, they could not have been more helpful.   Everything has now been resolved to my complete satisfaction and I am feeling a little bad for doubting Trek in the first place  :-[ 

It seems that you have to fight to get past unresponsive dealers, or go to somewhere that knows what they are talking about like Cycles UK seem to do.  If you can escalate the issue to Trek UK then I believe that they will deal with it fairly.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 April, 2016, 12:59:37 pm
That's good news Ted, I hope you're taking your legal team to lunch as a reward for their efforts.

So, have you a new Domane frame from Trek or monies to spend on a new bright, vivid and gawdy frameset?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 April, 2016, 01:12:17 pm
I want an ACME jersey!  ;D

Me too!

We need to add an agenda item tonight to discuss the design :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 April, 2016, 01:12:52 pm
I've just put in an order for 3 boxes (36 in total) of the Lucho Dillito Guava Pastilles. I'll bring some tasters along to one of the Wednesday night rides for those that have not tried them.

If anybody wants to buy part of a  box (or a whole box) let me know, I know that at 16.99 per box of 12 they are not the cheapest but they are damn good to eat and they do work (for me anyway). I'm happy to take a bit of a hit on them and go to £15 per box this time round...

edit: and the boxes make a brilliant holder for your brevet cards  :thumbsup:

You're wasted in your present employment tippers. You are a brilliant salesman of bespoke cycling nutrition.

You rival ted(Arfur Daley)shred in your audaciousness and business acumen.

PS, I'll have a taster this evening, please.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 April, 2016, 01:19:30 pm
I want an ACME jersey!  ;D

Me too!

We need to add an agenda item tonight to discuss the design :)

An ACME jersey is an awesome idea😃👍
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2016, 01:21:13 pm
Good news ted!

Yes, let's talk jerseys this evening as well as the other matter.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 April, 2016, 01:23:51 pm
What's technically involved in establishing an actual virtual club (as per Audax Club Hackney etc.)?

Looking at the ACH site - it seems that their method is to just have folks change their club in their AUK membership profile to "Audax Club Hackney"

Quick straw poll of MEMWNS AUK members - who is wedded to their current AUK Club affiliation setting and who would be willing to chage to "Audax Club Mid-Essex" (or "ACME", if we prefer)?

Mine's currently set to yacf, but I'd happily change.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 April, 2016, 01:24:12 pm
Good news ted!

Yes, let's talk jerseys this evening as well as the other matter.

You mean the stoning issue?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 April, 2016, 01:30:32 pm
I may have just registered the audaxclubmidessex.org.uk and audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk domain names.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 April, 2016, 01:32:31 pm
I may have just registered the audaxclubmidessex.org.uk and audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk domain names.

Well done Oaky, you'd make an excellent club Secretary.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 01:33:17 pm
You mean the stoning issue?

Is there another issue ?



Quick straw poll of MEMWNS AUK members - who is wedded to their current AUK Club affiliation setting and who would be willing to chage to "Audax Club Mid-Essex" (or "ACME", if we prefer)?


I am happy to become a member of ACME for AUK purposes.  Bobb can create a fabby website for us  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 01:35:01 pm
That's good news Ted, I hope you're taking your legal team to lunch as a reward for their efforts.

So, have you a new Domane frame from Trek or monies to spend on a new bright, vivid and gawdy frameset?

I will take myself to lunch, yes.

I have a new bright, vivid and gaudy bike coming but not a Domane this time.  I might even ride it in Wales.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 April, 2016, 01:37:36 pm
That's good news Ted, I hope you're taking your legal team to lunch as a reward for their efforts.

So, have you a new Domane frame from Trek or monies to spend on a new bright, vivid and gawdy frameset?

I will take myself to lunch, yes.

I have a new bright, vivid and gaudy bike coming but not a Domane this time.  I might even ride it in Wales.

Wow, 2 new bikes in 2 weeks, what's your new, new bike?
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 01:42:08 pm
It is a very yellow Trek Emonda  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 April, 2016, 01:54:59 pm
It is a very yellow Trek Emonda  :thumbsup:

SL6? Very racy. Yellow is a good colour.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 27 April, 2016, 02:19:33 pm
What's technically involved in establishing an actual virtual club (as per Audax Club Hackney etc.)?

Looking at the ACH site - it seems that their method is to just have folks change their club in their AUK membership profile to "Audax Club Hackney"

Quick straw poll of MEMWNS AUK members - who is wedded to their current AUK Club affiliation setting and who would be willing to chage to "Audax Club Mid-Essex" (or "ACME", if we prefer)?

Mine's currently set to yacf, but I'd happily change.


Mine is Chelmer CC, but I have no qualms about changing to ACME :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 27 April, 2016, 02:23:41 pm
I shall start on a website. Let me know any ideas you might have for content. Also, we should start getting some decent photos together. We should have tons!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2016, 02:46:33 pm
Would you like a photo of my tattoo?  Also, we'll need a theme tune, you'll know where I'm going with this idea ...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 03:02:06 pm
Not to be confused with http://www.acme-wheelers.co.uk/ (http://www.acme-wheelers.co.uk/)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 April, 2016, 03:42:14 pm
How quickly an idea develops.....brilliant....

Carlos, I only ordered the pastilles this lunch time, I don't fancy the chances of them being there by the time I get home....although this Columbian stuff does travel in mysterious ways!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 03:53:08 pm
Presumably ACME will be the organising club for the winter brevet series
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 April, 2016, 04:26:17 pm
Sounds like an excellent idea :)

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2016, 06:01:42 pm
So that's the name thing sorted.  All that leaves is whether or not comedy beards are required for the stoning, could be controversial.

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 April, 2016, 07:46:19 pm
I've just put in an order for 3 boxes (36 in total) of the Lucho Dillito Guava Pastilles. I'll bring some tasters along to one of the Wednesday night rides for those that have not tried them.

If anybody wants to buy part of a  box (or a whole box) let me know, I know that at 16.99 per box of 12 they are not the cheapest but they are damn good to eat and they do work (for me anyway). I'm happy to take a bit of a hit on them and go to £15 per box this time round...

edit: and the boxes make a brilliant holder for your brevet cards
I'll take one Nik :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 April, 2016, 07:47:19 pm
What's technically involved in establishing an actual virtual club (as per Audax Club Hackney etc.)?

Looking at the ACH site - it seems that their method is to just have folks change their club in their AUK membership profile to "Audax Club Hackney"

Quick straw poll of MEMWNS AUK members - who is wedded to their current AUK Club affiliation setting and who would be willing to chage to "Audax Club Mid-Essex" (or "ACME", if we prefer)?

Mine's currently set to yacf, but I'd happily change.
I'd be happy, think I'm down as Chelmsford CTC at the moment...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 April, 2016, 08:07:47 am
Audax Club Mid Essex (“ACME”)

Minutes of the inaugural a meeting of the founders of the club held at The Compasses, Totham, Mid Essex on 27 April 2016 at 9.15pm.

PRESENT:
Oscar’s Dad (chair)
The Hustler
Tomsk
Tippers_Kiwi
Carlos Fandango
Tedshred

1. NOTICE AND QUORUM

The Chairman reported that due notice of the meeting had been given and that a quorum was present. Accordingly, the Chairman declared the meeting open.

Apologies were received from Bobb, Oaky and Huggy.

2. BUSINESS OF THE MEETING

The Chairman reported that the business of the meeting was to consider and, if deemed fit, to approve the formation of a new audax cycling club.

3. RESOLUTIONS

3.1 It was RESOLVED in the following order to approve:
3.1.1 the formation of ACME;
3.1.2 the change of the name of the facebook group to “Mid-Essex YACF”;
3.1.3 the constitution of ACME, (being “what OD says goes”).

4. APPOINTMENTS

4.1 It was agreed to make the following appointments:
4.1.1 Tomsk as artist in residence;
4.1.2 Oaky as club secretary; and
4.1.3   Bobb as webmaster

 5. CLOSE
There was no further business and the Chairman declared the meeting closed.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 April, 2016, 08:16:17 am
Now that the grave and formal business is out of the way, I can do the usual report on the night's activities.

I caught a small Witham peloton, consisting only of OD and the Hustler, just before reaching the Compasses.  Carlos Fandango hove into view as we turned the corner and, before we had even locked our bikes, Tippers appeared on his shiny new fixed machine with the hipster chain.

Tomsk had already settled in the pub.

In a worrying development, the pub only had a couple of ales on last night.  It can usually be relied on for a good selection.  What they did have was Crouch Vale's Essex Boys (the Quaffers' Choice), a  Black IPA at 7% and a Wibblers Cherry Beer at 12%.  OD bravely went for the Cherry Beer and may have regretted this judging by the pained expression on his face.

After our formal meeting the talk was of tubeless tyres, hapless mechanics (me mainly :facepalm:) and the Green & Yellow Fields ride.

We set off home into the sleet at a reasonably sensible hour having enjoyed another great MEMWNs night  :thumbsup:



Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 April, 2016, 08:32:20 am
My Garmin said it was 2degsC on the way home!  It's nearly May and that's way too cold.

I was excited to note that most of the people present last night hadn't seen my tattoo. I wonder how many others there are out there?  Investigation is clearly required.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 April, 2016, 09:13:03 am
Clearly 'ACME' is an idea whose time has come  :thumbsup:

The cherry beer was 'interesting', more like a very rough home brewed wine.

I managed to avoid the sleet, until about a mile from home. There are definite signs of spring, though...an outbreak of new bikes, mainly.  :D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 28 April, 2016, 10:08:00 am
Wanna be in your gang, your gang.....put a deposit down on new bike yesterday (Specialized Dolce Evo) which I'll pick up next week. What fun!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 April, 2016, 10:27:07 am
Wanna be in your gang, your gang.....put a deposit down on new bike yesterday (Specialized Dolce Evo) which I'll pick up next week. What fun!

Hooray!!!  You need to spend more time with us.  Have you seen my tattoo?

Yes, Tomsk, the 12% cherry beer wasn't great. 
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 28 April, 2016, 10:42:43 am
The cherry beer did do strange things to some people with exhibitionist tendencies :o

A cheerful night and exciting plans for the future.

It was a bit chilly on the ride home, so glad I had the foresight to wear a pair of track mitts :facepalm:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 April, 2016, 10:48:48 am
Mid-Essex Winter Brevet Populaire Series: new topic wot I started over in 'Audax'...

So I was thinking...

A one-a-month 100km series from say, November to February: X-rated, mid-morning [10:00?] pub start to facilitate ECE-ing to 200. Ride to a good café and back via a few info controls.

I'd take this on myself, as it's not too arduous a project, but is any of the Mid-Essex Crew interested in dipping a toe into the waters of organising?? There's myself and Huggy who could mentor and help get things started.

Start of choice would for me be the 'Battisford Court' Wetherspoons in Witham. Lots of room, decent size beer garden for cycle-parking, good choice of food [and beer  ;D]. Witham has good train and road links and it's not too big a town to find reasonably quick routes out into the countryside. Chelmsford or Colchester would be less attractive. Well placed for routes out to the coast, up to Suffolk [Wally's Cafe?] and indeed all points of the Compass...

Thoughts...?
Going back to the original post that kicked off this thread of club invention (sorry, I've been a little busy recently!)...we do have at least 2 100k routes to put in to the pot ready to go.  There is the A little Essex R&R (https://goo.gl/maps/wxu9EzcZT1Q2) which will be my August calendar event, I think it will make a good winter route too, and a DIY (https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/156229400) that has been ridden by at least OD and me.  Something to get us started anyway.

Sign me up for an ACME jersey  :thumbsup:

We could have a tattoo subpage on the new ACME website 
There would of course be a discussion opportunity there for suggestions for the ACMETM tattoo which is merely a development of the MEMWNS tattoo muted on occasions past.  :demon:

With all the generous offers of help I have received for my Essex R&R event I'm sure there are some potential organisers in these parts or at least a bed rock of helpers talent to draw upon!

On the webpage front page the banner has to be
   ACME - what OD says goes

p.s. does the formation of ACME give us license to make a take over bid on the Audax forum page too?!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 April, 2016, 12:31:50 pm
Let's try not to get us all chucked off yacf with yet more threads!  We come in peace folks, world domination is not our aim.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 April, 2016, 02:14:51 pm
I have been to collect my wheels.  Those of you familiar with the source will not be surprised to learn that the front wheel was still on the stand being built when I arrived  ;D

They do look very nice though and weigh a smidge over 1700g for the pair with the locking nuts on. 

Just the tubeless thing to do now before setting off on G&Y !

Tippers, I have your cranks as well and will drop them off at yours tomorrow with the press and your new spare fork.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 April, 2016, 02:24:39 pm
tippers is going to be riding around with a spare fork!?!  What nature of disaster does he think is likely to befall him!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 April, 2016, 02:28:23 pm
At my current rate I am thinking about riding around with a spare frame.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 28 April, 2016, 03:04:11 pm
Never mind ACME Norton Heath Transport Cafe is rumoured to be closing! Again!  :o  :(  >:(  :hand:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 April, 2016, 05:32:49 pm
At my current rate I am thinking about riding around with a spare frame.
At your current rate you will have one to ride around with  ;D

You can't have too many spare parts OD!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 April, 2016, 07:35:38 pm
Never mind ACME Norton Heath Transport Cafe is rumoured to be closing! Again!  :o  :(  >:(  :hand:
Oh no, always seems busy when I pass it...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 May, 2016, 10:03:36 am
Audax Club Mid-Essex had its inaugural ride yesterday at the Green and Yellow fields.

With various members having ridden the helpers' ride and a last minute turbo-induced injury for Jiber, it was a slightly smaller ACME peloton than usual which set off into the night from Manningtree.  Incidentally, we have no further information at this time on the rumour that Jiber has approached the validation secretary about validating AUK's first indoor SR.  :o

The usual ACME B squad stalwarts of the Hustler, Bobb, Huggy and me were joined by A squad hard man Tippers_Kiwi and his supply of Colombian energy bars - "first one is free".  We started slightly late due to Huggy's organising responsibilities but with Tippers' iron discipline we were soon flying along in close formation.  We even managed to overtake some people this time.

The ride over to Barton Mills usually benefits from a tailwind but even without that luxury we were there in good time.  The new McDonald's really transforms the ride.  By lurking in there for an hour and more we emerged into a night that was now cold enough to take your breath away (-5 on Huggy's Garmin) but with the first signs of dawn showing in the sky.  Even the A1065 didn't seem so bad as the sun rose and the morning mist cleared off the fields.  The ride after the turn off for Castle Acre down to Burnham Deepdale was stunning in bright sunshine.  Tippers allowed us a leisurely breakfast at the Deepdale Cafe before heading off on the homeward leg.  In my limited experience of this ride the Burnham to Wymondham leg is the hardest by far; your body realises you really aren't sleeping any time soon and it seems to be a never ending series of long false flat ramps into a headwind.  With the heavy rain last year this was nearly the end of my first SR attempt at only the second hurdle. How thoughtful then of Tomsk to arrange for bright sunshine and a tailwind this year.  At times it was almost fun  :P

By the time we had left the continental style outdoor seating area in the Waitrose car park at Wymondam there we're dark clouds gathering and the temperature was starting to drop as the wind strengthened.  No such worries for the ACME peloton though.  Somehow we managed not only to stay dry but also to ride in sunshine the whole way home.

The leg to Needham Market probably ended up being the toughest.  We had all been dragged along by huge turns at the front from Tippers and the in form Bobb and you have to pay the price at some point in the ride.  I had just come up with the novel solution of riding at the front to slow the pace down a bit for a while when the Hustler popped up and apparently decided now was a good time to run his time trial training session.  Never was an ice lolly more savoured than the one consumed while sprawled in the co-op car park in Needham Market.  I did get my revenge though by diverting away from the Hustler's favourite section just after Stowmarket to take the crappy cycle path alongside the dual carriageway.   When not sticking it to "the Man" the Hustler is normally a fairly calm character but I don't think I will be forgiven for this for a while.  He was still droning on about it at Arrive.

So, a successful first official event for ACME and my bike didn't fall apart this time much to the evident disappointment of my fellow club members who had been running a sweepstake on how long my newly built up frame would last before something fell off.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 May, 2016, 10:16:24 am
Sounds like you almost had a nice time which is probably as good as it ever gets!  Bet you lot can't wait for the BCM!
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 May, 2016, 04:55:02 pm
Great report, I am planning on testing the knee out tomorrow with Captain Slow towards High Easter for a cuppa and maybe something to eat... I might return via 3 Elms to check it is still there....  been easing myself back in to action by walking round pubs in Chelmsford, after a hard day reminiscing about North Yorkshire watching the TdY, another training session is on the cards tonight... as long as I don't have to walk up stairs it seems OK at the moment...
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 May, 2016, 05:54:20 pm
I have been playing with the kit designer tools on the Owayo website. There will have to be an ACME Jersey thread when I've got something worth showing.

[Incidentally there are shed-loads of club kit companies. I haven't been that impressed with the new AUK kit by Force GB I've seen, or that of Essex CTC from Gear Club, but I'm happy to take recommendations. Owayo is at least familiar through the yacf jerseys and their website kit designer seems easy to use - by this luddite, anyway...]
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 May, 2016, 08:13:02 pm
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 May, 2016, 08:53:26 pm
Vc oyster have just switched to Schils who use Dolcini.  Seemed nice when tried on. actual top should arrive this week.

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Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 02 May, 2016, 09:00:34 pm
Whatever the design, I think it needs an anvil :)
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 May, 2016, 10:05:53 pm
Whatever the design, I think it needs an anvil :)

I agree! :D

In other news, knee seems better, bottom bracket knackered through... 4000 miles, new one ordered from wiggle... how does a £13 BB cost me £70 lol....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 08:05:57 am
On the MEWLS thread there is a ploy afoot to ride the Boudicca 200 next Monday as a pre-BCM jaunt.

All are welcome.

Tomsk, what is the best way of obtaining the brevets ?  I
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 08:29:09 am
Whatever the design, I think it needs an anvil :)

Perhaps I'm being dim but whats the significance of an anvil?

And also, is the jersey going to be exclusively ACME or is the MEMWNS going to get a mention too?  I appreciate there is only son much you can get on a jersey.
Title: Re: MEMWNS Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 May, 2016, 08:40:16 am
Whatever the design, I think it needs an anvil :)
Perhaps I'm being dim but whats the significance of an anvil?
Yes  ;)
(http://missedprints.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/acme-anvil-print.jpg) (http://www.teevault.com/vault/img/tees/img/n12/acme_anvil_corporation_funny_t_shirt.jpg)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0207/4676/files/acme-corporation-poster-by-bob-loukotka-01_medium.jpg?2939) (http://rlv.zcache.com/acme_anvil_tees-rdf1cc8fd06484387a5e384a1969ea64c_f0yqp_1024.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uZA5TeRRL._AC_UL320_SR230,320_.jpg)


There are lots of print panels on a jersey, like sleeves, not just the main front and back areas.  I'm sure MEMWNS will feature prominently  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 May, 2016, 09:12:32 am
It's going to get busy, but can we get RR on there?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 09:18:04 am
Oh I see. But what have anvils got to do with us???  Or am I being pedantic?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 May, 2016, 09:27:49 am
Oh I see. But what have anvils got to do with us???  Or am I being pedantic?

Go and watch some Road-runner cartoons on YouTube...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 03 May, 2016, 09:29:19 am
Oh I see. But what have anvils got to do with us???

I've lost count of the number of times I've been riding along and an anvil has fallen on my head. Has this never happened to you?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 09:37:25 am
It usually happens to me when I am riding in the desert near overhanging cliffs.  Glad to know it's not just me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 May, 2016, 09:41:34 am
Those cliffs are dangerous --- I keep riding into those fake painted-on tunnels  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 10:07:37 am
The bit I really hate is when you think there is a road ahead but actually you end up suspended over a deep canyon.  You pedal hard for a few seconds in mid air and then you plummet into the ground.

OD just doesn't get out enough it seems.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 10:15:50 am
I love this, we've just got the FB group name sorted and now we're embroiled in another controversy  ;D

I don't like this anvil thing, it's got bugger all to do with yacf in mid-Essex - so there  :P

And, stoking the fires of controversy still further, I think the MEMWNS needs a mention on our jersey.  If it's exclusively ACME it infers that all we are about is audaxing which isn't the case, we're a broader church than that ... an no, we don't need pictures of churches either.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 03 May, 2016, 10:21:02 am
By using the name ACME, you're automatically associated with anvils!*

Maybe "MEMWNS" could be around the sleeves. A bit like the rainbow stripes on the jersey of a former world champion?

*I don't actually care if there is an anvil on the jersey or not  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 10:25:59 am
By using the name ACME, you're automatically associated with anvils!*

I didn't make the association!  Perhaps as a kid I didn't watch as many cartoons as you lot - I was too busy indexing my back copies of Practical Boat Owner, I bet ted did that too and it's whats made us the men we are  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 10:27:34 am
ACH have a stag on their kit.

If we are not having an anvil then we need an animal...

waits for deluge of suggestions.

For what it's worth,  I don't recall ever indexing OD's collection of Practical Boat Owner.  I would have been too busy reading the Hotspur.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 10:30:18 am
We don't need an animal!  It's not essential we ape(*)  ACH you know. 

(*) We don't need a monkey either.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 May, 2016, 10:46:06 am
I'm quite happy to let our artist in residence come up with an ACME design.

My own view is that is should look more "club jersey" and less "foska novelty item".  That said, I think the anvil wouldn't be the worst choice for an icon/device on the jersey - it evokes ACME quite well (at least to anyone who watched cartoons as a kid - the rest of us can patiently explain to OD and wowbagger).  For the "club jersey" reason,  I think it should be subtle... e.g. a silhouette, rather than a cartoon rendering, for example.

I think primarily it's an Audax Club Mid-Essex jersey, and so the ACME name should be prominent, and a set of three Essex Seaxes on a red panel/shield/bar would have to appear somewhere.

I do quite like bobb's MEMWNS round the sleeve idea.  MEMWNS being the origination of and ongoing social side to ACME.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 10:52:01 am
My view ...

- Yes to the club jersey feel
- Still don't like the anvil thing
- We definitely need three Essex seaxes
- MEMWNS around the sleeve perhaps with the yacf logo would work well
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 11:03:17 am
We are all in danger of forgetting the first (and indeed only) rule of ACME - "what OD says goes".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 11:14:18 am
We are all in danger of forgetting the first (and indeed only) rule of ACME - "what OD says goes".

I'm not trying to impose a view here.  I merely want to ensure a balance is maintained.  Yes, as a collective a lot of audaxing goes on which is no bad thing.  But, the glue that holds us all together is hooning around mid-Essex on a Wednesday evening.  The MEMWNS is the egg from which ACME and everything else hatched.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 11:16:47 am
but the use of "ACME" appeals to our juvenile sense of humour  :thumbsup:

Anyway, I already have a MEMWNS branded jersey, where is yours ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 11:20:13 am
but the use of "ACME" appeals to our juvenile sense of humour  :thumbsup:

I have no problem with ACME!

Anyway, I already have a MEMWNS branded jersey, where is yours ?

Poser  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 May, 2016, 11:37:59 am
I'm with Oaky in that I am pretty sure Tomsk will deliver something with class that gets the message across!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 May, 2016, 11:38:37 am
By using the name ACME, you're automatically associated with anvils!*

I didn't make the association!  Perhaps as a kid I didn't watch as many cartoons as you lot - I was too busy indexing my back copies of Practical Boat Owner, I bet ted did that too and it's whats made us the men we are  :thumbsup:
TBH, I don't make the automatic association of ACME and anvils, anvils are just one of the many useful things that the ACME Corporation make (and deliver to Wile E. Coyote)

(http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2012/12/03/03_acme.w1200.h630.jpg)

A RR image could be equally misappropriate but childishly fun to have on our cycling jersey  ::-)
(http://cdn.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Wile-E-Coyote-cover.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 11:41:04 am
So, in addition to the anvil, we probably need a giant catapult and sticks of dynamite attached to a detonator.

That will all fit fine on Tippers' and Jibers' jerseys but what about the rest of us  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 May, 2016, 11:45:44 am
We could have a split personality jersey of ACME on the front and MEMWNS on the back, or vice versa  O:-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 11:47:00 am
With MEWLS and MEWBS on the sleeves ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 12:11:14 pm
In case you're thinking I have a complete downer on audaxing this has turned up in the post, just as the memories were beginning to dim  ;D  ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpslvqyx9l3.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 12:27:06 pm
You see, that's why we need a logo, it will look good on the winter brevet series cards  :thumbsup:

Well done for the Shark by the way, you were missed on the G&YF.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 12:29:12 pm
Do they have many stags in Hackney?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 12:32:10 pm
The logo could be the Essex sword things.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 12:33:43 pm
Or a dog   ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 12:53:38 pm
For those that don't audax but will be TT'ing and road racing will there be a ACME race cut jersey and shorts? Shorts should really be included so as to look neat and tidy...! Castelli now make custom kit


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 May, 2016, 12:58:46 pm
I thought the oblique reference to dogging would raise a peep from you.

Doubtless once the manufacturer has charged the initial set up fee and minimum order charge they would be delighted to knock up a custom child sized TT outfit or something more specialised for your other hobbies.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 03 May, 2016, 01:03:38 pm
In case you're thinking I have a complete downer on audaxing this has turned up in the post, just as the memories were beginning to dim  ;D  ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpslvqyx9l3.jpg)


Nice one :)

So I assume you're up for the GMC in September?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 01:03:45 pm
Obviously skin suits or race cut jerseys could help you guys shave seconds off your audax times and increase the average KPM it's not all about me you know that's OD's bag!!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 May, 2016, 01:06:42 pm
For those that don't audax but will be TT'ing and road racing will there be a ACME race cut jersey and shorts? Shorts should really be included so as to look neat and tidy...! Castelli now make custom kit


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Race cut == just order a size too small.

That might be a problem if you already wear XXXXS though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 May, 2016, 01:07:51 pm
An ACME anvil would look pretty good on a Brevet card.

ETA: would make a good rubber stamp for controls too! :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 01:13:39 pm
For those that don't audax but will be TT'ing and road racing will there be a ACME race cut jersey and shorts? Shorts should really be included so as to look neat and tidy...! Castelli now make custom kit


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Race cut == just order a size too small.

That might be a problem if you already wear XXXXS though.

Disappointingly I take a medium in Castelli..... by Italian standards I'm not small
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 02:20:21 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 May, 2016, 02:38:58 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look


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But we thrive on anarchy and nonconformity
Talking of which, the new ACME jersey will have to be available in at least 6 different colour ways  :demon:  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 03 May, 2016, 02:46:37 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look

Does the term "Full kit wankers" also apply to cycling kit?  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 02:46:51 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look


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But we thrive on anarchy and nonconformity
Talking of which, the new ACME jersey will have to be available in at least 6 different colour ways  :demon:  ;D

If it doesn't include a luminous option you can rule Jibers out......! I would also say s/s jersey and shorts are imperative for our very own 'Iceman' Sir Squirrel Nutkin aka Gavin real name Giles
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 02:48:02 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look

Does the term "Full kit wankers" also apply to cycling kit?  :P

I believe so Bobb feel free to throw that at my work colleagues tomorrow night now I realise what all the spectators are shouting at the pro's as they ride past
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 05:10:24 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look

You're going to introduce colleagues to us lot  :o  Is that wise?  Do they know what your yacf handle is?  Sounds dangerously career limiting to me!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 05:12:28 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look

You're going to introduce colleagues to us lot  :o  Is that wise?  Do they know what your yacf handle is?  Sounds dangerously career limiting to me!

I have had to pre-warn them about MEMWNS particularly yourself and the Scotsman
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 05:14:45 pm
Just for you chaps myself and my colleagues will all be in matching kit tomorrow night so you can see just how good matching jerseys and shorts look

You're going to introduce colleagues to us lot  :o  Is that wise?  Do they know what your yacf handle is?  Sounds dangerously career limiting to me!

Errr, who was it who warned you about the wisdom of calling yourself Doggers Lane?  You are the architect of your  own demise little one  :-*

I have had to pre-warn them about MEMWNS particularly yourself and the Scotsman
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 May, 2016, 05:19:32 pm
As I have repeatedly mentioned on this thread I have no fascination with that particular area it seems quite a few others of this parish do however......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 03 May, 2016, 06:59:54 pm
As I have repeatedly mentioned on this thread I have no fascination with that particular area it seems quite a few others of this parish do however......


DL doth protest too much, methinks
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2016, 07:01:02 pm
Exactly Andy C333333333!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 May, 2016, 08:58:12 am
Our track section took centre stage last night with another trip to the QE2 park to "smash it up" at the velodrome.

Huggy, our organiser, managed to ensure that Oaky, the Hustler, OD, Bobb, GavinSSN, DL and me made it there along with various actual Witham Cycling members.  DL, however, was really there with his workmates rather than his long forgotten MEMWNs club mates.

We were split into two groups again.  With all of us having been last time, this meant that we were joined in the experienced group by Huggy and the Hustler.  Of course, the Hustler was in his element talking himself down in between sessions and then hammering round when he got on the track.  He made a slight tactical error in showing his hand during the team pursuit exercise in our second session.  When he took to the front we soon ended up as two groups; the Hustler and the rest of us.  The coach even had to tell him to slow down.  Needless to say, when we did the last exercise which was based on two man sprints, the Hustler managed to win as chaser (easy, the chaser always wins) but also as the front man (eh ? how did that happen ? the chaser always wins).  Mind you, that was nothing compared to GavinSSN who gave his chaser a half lap start before noticing the sprint had started  :facepalm: but still nearly caught him.

Another fantastic session completed, we "did one" and scarpered back to the Ale House in Chelmsford for some much needed energy drinks.  In keeping with our strict training regime, OD, Oaky and GavinSSN sourced a large kebab each to eat in the pub.  They almost looked good enough to eat after a couple of pints.  I am afraid I let the side down by having a cheese and onion sandwich instead.  I may thank myself for doing that when I am chasing Bobb up some forlorn mountain in Wales next week.  A variety of ales were consumed including an interesting vanilla stout.  No one was brave enough to try the interestingly monikered "Black Jesus" at 6.5%.  Albert Ale by Earl Soham brewery took the Quaffers' Choice.

During the evening we became aware of a strange glow in the night sky.  Of course it was only the luminous Jiber hoving into view being towed along by Captain Slow.  The poor old Captain then had to endure a good hour of what we pass as banter and a long contentious debate about what should be on the ACME jerseys.  She must be really looking forward to the next time MEMWNs swings by Chelmsford.

Thank you to Huggy for another great velodrome evening and hopefully we can find another session later in the year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 May, 2016, 04:54:19 pm
Well done huggy  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 12 May, 2016, 05:49:27 pm
Wednesday 11th May, Compasses, Littley Green:

Present: Tomsk, Huggy, the BFC, Tippers[sans velo], jiberjaber, Bobb, Oaky, AndyC33 and Carlosfandango. I think that's right - 9 of us, no? There were a few heavy-duty locks employed in the bike shed, after Oaky's unfortunate experience.

BCM preparation and worries dominated the conversation at least at my end of the table. Amusing anecdotes from the velodrome trip too.

ACME is a pipe-dream becoming a reality, it seems: ACH have a very informal structure - to join, you just need to have AUK membership for allocating points, anyone can join: use the website for various facilities like social events, ordering the jersey, list the randonees you're riding this year etc. Easy-peasy.

Paying for domain name and website seems to be the main cost - some of the Audax Organiser's income from entry fees could be directed there, maybe a supplement on the jerseys too? A sew-on badge with an ACME club logo could go on a variety of garments/saddlebags etc - I'll have a look at MBC [they do the AUK medals/badges and Flitch Bikes medals].

Can we have a [slightly] formal meeting to divvy up some of the tasks and make a few benevolent-dictator-style decisions? A Wednesday evening or whenever.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 May, 2016, 05:55:03 pm
Don't worry about web hosting - I can take care of that. Which reminds me, I must make a start on the site  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 May, 2016, 08:40:36 pm
Huggy and I have been having a side discussion about money and insurance. £75 per annum is the magic number. Expect some thoughts to think about soon. And if you find a pound coin or two in your pocket put them on one side, we might have a home for them.

Oh, and by the way, huggy has a new title. He's been upgraded from "grown up" to "Treasurer".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2016, 08:09:26 am
Oh, and by the way, huggy has a new title. He's been upgraded from "grown up" to "Treasurer".
:facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 08:21:45 am
Money and insurance, grown up stuff - sorry ...

Our little trips to the velodrome are dependent on us as a "club" having insurance, plus each rider needs to have their own public liability insurance too.  Thus far the ride leader insurance that Witham Cycling has through being affiliated to the CTC (or Cycling UK as they are now) has dealt with the club side of things.  And, if riders have needed to get insurance they can do so for sub £20 per annum via WC's CUK affiliation.  This personal insurance is a good thing in general, all proper cyclists ought to have it.

The WC's affiliation has also had some other benefits.  Obviously it allows us to run formally led rides for WC; this might not be of much interest to the good people of yacf although some of you are here because you rode with WC originally.  WC's affiliation with CUK was also very useful in helping huggy set up himself up as the Witham AUK organiser, a development which has contributed to the formation of ACME.

In recent years GK's in Witham have paid the £60 annual insurance premium but times are a changing.  Firstly, the premium has gone up to £75 and needs paying in a few weeks.  Secondly, GK's have said they don't want to pay it anymore.  This is fair enough in my view, their support of WC hasn't led to much incremental business for them so I think it was good of them to support WC for as long as they did.

Me and huggy have been giving the matter much thought.  We have decided that it is worth continuing our affiliation with CUK, principally so we can carry on going to the velodrome.  Alternative sources of insurance have been considered but we still think CUK is the best option.  We also think it's no bad thing to have a "formal" club to fall back on and WC's links with CUK gives us that.  As I said huggy found this very useful when sorting himself out with AUK, who knows when it might be handy in the future?

Given we think being a club is a good idea we have also decided it might be worth the club having a small amount of cash, this would be mainly used to pay the annual insurance premium.  £75 needs to be found ASAP so huggy has nobly volunteered to cough up 75 of his own UK pounds - a rash move which sees him being promoted to our treasurer.

Clearly he's going to need paying back, your ideas will be most welcome.  We've already come up with a number of money making wheezes which are up for discussion: charging a bit more for future velodrome trips, adding a quid or two to the price of ACME jerseys, charging a little extra for future Witham audaxes including Tomsk's winter series, selling refreshments at the aforementioned audaxes, running some WC led rides and asking for a small donation from those who turn up.  Also, if you're reading this and have enjoyed the velodrome evenings we have run so far and fancy riding the boards again you might want to press a few coins into huggy's sticky hand when you next see him.  He's talking bank accounts and spreadsheets so rest assured he is taking his new role seriously - we'd expect nothing less!

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 13 May, 2016, 08:38:09 am
Seeing as Huggy has already splashed out 75 British Imperial Credits of The Realm, why don't we start a quick kitty to cover initial costs like this? A tenner each from the regular MEMWNSers should cover it?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 May, 2016, 08:40:12 am
Bob beat me too it! :)  :thumbsup:
Agreed!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 08:44:54 am
Seems more than fair.  huggy will be passing amongst you very shortly with a hat. 

Just a small point, we are keen that monies paid should be regarded as voluntary and we are not for a moment suggesting that everyone has to pay subscriptions and those that can't or won't pay are not allowed in the "club".  If you want to cough up a tenner that would be lovely, if you wanna cough up less that's fine too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 09:00:36 am
I can appreciate that GK's no longer wish to be a sponsor for WC particularly for them as it has not returned much in the way of extra business.
How about the Compasses though? I'm sure Josh could find £75 and the majority of us visit regularly be it in a riding or otherwise capacity and although they have their own cycling jerseys their website or mention of them in some form on the ACME jerseys could be incorporated as free publicity. On top of that Huggy's first audaxes are including a final pause there which will provide extra pennies coming their way.
Plus it's the ACME 'unofficial' HQ


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2016, 09:04:09 am
Seems more than fair.  huggy will be passing amongst you very shortly with a hat. 

Just a small point, we are keen that monies paid should be regarded as voluntary and we are not for a moment suggesting that everyone has to pay subscriptions and those that can't or won't pay are not allowed in the "club".  If you want to cough up a tenner that would be lovely, if you wanna cough up less that's fine too.
or more of course  :demon:

Also on the monetary subject is the already committed to expenditure such as ACME domain fee (Oaky) and setup/subscription of web hosting (bobb), not to mention any upfront costs of the ACME jersey and small over stock for any future sales without needing to place another order of a multiple that makes it economical (Tomsk?).
May I suggest a members only access section on the ACME website with a 'boring' page for accounts to be periodically published?

I'm going back to my packing for BCM now...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 09:05:53 am
I can appreciate that GK's no longer wish to be a sponsor for WC particularly for them as it has not returned much in the way of extra business.
How about the Compasses though? I'm sure Josh could find £75 and the majority of us visit regularly be it in a riding or otherwise capacity and although they have their own cycling jerseys their website or mention of them in some form on the ACME jerseys could be incorporated as free publicity. On top of that Huggy's first audaxes are including a final pause there which will provide extra pennies coming their way.
Plus it's the ACME 'unofficial' HQ

Feel free to ask Joss DL!  You're now Global Director of Sponsorship and Affiliation Programmes.  Congratulations!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 09:08:39 am
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I'm happy to approach him in ACME's behalf but he knows others of this parish better than my goodself.
Failing that if he isn't interested I will put my thinking cap on and see if I could find another local business that might be willing to stump up some sponsorship.
When I managed my brothers football team I got a fully sponsored team kit plus track suits via two separate local business sponsors!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 09:09:41 am
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I'm happy to approach him in ACME's behalf but he knows others of this parish better than my goodself.
Failing that if he isn't interested I will put my thinking cap on and see if I could find another local business that might be willing to stump up some sponsorship.
When I managed my brothers football team I got a fully sponsored team kit plus track suits via two separate local business sponsors!

Crack on! 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 13 May, 2016, 09:12:24 am
When I managed my brothers football team I got a fully sponsored team kit plus track suits via two separate local business sponsors!

Can we also get ACME shorts, socks, mitts, overshoes, gilets, jackets, caps, arm warmers, knee warmers etc so we can be full kit wankers?  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2016, 09:12:41 am
At the risk of sounding even more boring than usual, we do need to decide what it is we want before we ask for anything.

We also need to start thinking about if there are any lines that need to be drawn between Witham Cycling, ACME, MEMWNS etc  These groups have plenty of crossover but potentially serve different constituencies.

Anyway, with most of the sensible people heading off to Wales, it can all wait until next week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 09:13:48 am
When I managed my brothers football team I got a fully sponsored team kit plus track suits via two separate local business sponsors!

Can we also get ACME shorts, socks, mitts, overshoes, gilets, jackets, caps, arm warmers, knee warmers etc so we can be full kit wankers?  :P

I will leave that with Jiber in his capacity as Gore rep for the mid Essex area! Or possibly Sister Carol he can use some of his model agency contacts surely....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2016, 09:18:46 am
I'm not sure that there's much mileage in approaching Joss as the Compasses already have their Huffers & Puffers 'club'
He was also very happy to be a control for Essex R&R in August without any promise of additional trade, that advance generosity is appreciated and I wouldn't want to be seen as imposing more.  Just my opinion though.
We could equally approach Wetherspoons - we frequent their establishments almost more frequently than the Compasses  ::-)

...and what happens when we open our own ACME micro pub??!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 09:18:59 am
At the risk of sounding even more boring than usual, we do need to decide what it is we want before we ask for anything.

We also need to start thinking about if there are any lines that need to be drawn between Witham Cycling, ACME, MEMWNS etc  These groups have plenty of crossover but potentially serve different constituencies.

Anyway, with most of the sensible people heading off to Wales, it can all wait until next week.

I should say first up we need to work out what our costs across all the entities you mention are likely to be.  I think I will promote huggy from Treasurer to Global Finance Director and leave it to him to figure it out.

All the entities you mention are essentially the same thing given they serve largely the same people so I suggest we leave the lines blurred as it will be more fun and give us all something to argue about.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2016, 09:31:11 am


...and what happens when we open our own ACME micro pub??!!

And brewery  :thumbsup:

"Drink ACME beer"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 May, 2016, 09:45:39 am
Paying for domain name and website seems to be the main cost - some of the Audax Organiser's income from entry fees could be directed there, maybe a supplement on the jerseys too? A sew-on badge with an ACME club logo could go on a variety of garments/saddlebags etc - I'll have a look at MBC [they do the AUK medals/badges and Flitch Bikes medals].

.org.uk domain names are fairly cheap - I hoovered two up the other day (audaxclubmidessex.org.uk and audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk) for not very much (about 7 quid each for a year, I think).

(I didn't bother hosting them anywhere yet, although I did point http://audaxclubmidessex.org.uk and http://www.audaxclubmidessex.org.uk to a cheesy holding page)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 13 May, 2016, 09:55:33 am
Paying for domain name and website seems to be the main cost - some of the Audax Organiser's income from entry fees could be directed there, maybe a supplement on the jerseys too? A sew-on badge with an ACME club logo could go on a variety of garments/saddlebags etc - I'll have a look at MBC [they do the AUK medals/badges and Flitch Bikes medals].

.org.uk domain names are fairly cheap - I hoovered two up the other day (audaxclubmidessex.org.uk and audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk) for not very much (about 7 quid each for a year, I think).

(I didn't bother hosting them anywhere yet, although I did point http://audaxclubmidessex.org.uk and http://www.audaxclubmidessex.org.uk to a cheesy holding page)



I already have some hosting so once I've set up the site, we can just point the domains to that. It should be ok for the amount of traffic we're likely to get. I already pay for it anyway, so no costs there....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 May, 2016, 09:59:30 am
When I managed my brothers football team I got a fully sponsored team kit plus track suits via two separate local business sponsors!

Can we also get ACME shorts, socks, mitts, overshoes, gilets, jackets, caps, arm warmers, knee warmers etc so we can be full kit wankers?  :P

Coffee Cup was missing from your list...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 10:05:03 am
Okay I have just been speaking to Blackmore (cycling apparel) about them sponsoring kit for us (full kit wankers here we come!) it is a potential that they may be able to offer discounted custom kit for us in return for them having some space on the jersey and shorts and a link to their site from the ACME site.
Similarly my uncles flooring co may well be willing to stump up the £75 in return for similar albeit on a smaller scale as they wouldn't be providing such a large contribution!
I'll get onto Winnebago now to see about getting a team bus sorted trainmanbri can be our driver as he has an HGV license


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 10:05:46 am
If Doggers raises enough money we can upgrade huggy's van to a team bus!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 10:34:44 am
Just about to go into a meeting with potential bike sponsors. If you don't ask you don't get right!?
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2016, 10:40:27 am
Team bikes for the ACME peloton?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 May, 2016, 10:42:57 am
We need a Death Star too.... also maybe Sky are selling off their Jags now they are with Ford....
Title: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 10:55:51 am
Okay there's good and bad news..... Pinarello was a no apparently they said they already sponsor some Team Sky and Team Wiggins.....? (Never heard of them!!!!) So they couldn't really push the boat out for ACME sponsorship plus they weren't sure how comfortable their soot bikes would be for LEL!!
Never fear on the plus side I have at least got us a sponsored team bus (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160513/b9699e71cd534ff3a18ce9e2168fc49a.jpg)


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 10:56:35 am
Do take note of those 'Essex boy racer' alloys, it's the minor details that count


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 10:57:23 am
Oh and additional fog lights to help Sir Squirrel aka Gavin real name Giles see in the dark with his lack of lights.....


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 May, 2016, 11:27:09 am
Team bikes for the ACME peloton?  :thumbsup:

I think Genesis have that nearly sewn up already... 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 11:29:52 am
Team bikes for the ACME peloton?  :thumbsup:

I think Genesis have that nearly sewn up already...

You're all sheep, where's your originality?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 11:45:31 am
Any volunteers to keep the team bus at theirs? Or is it best to go with the default and ask Ted to park it at his West Mersea small holding.


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2016, 11:52:15 am
I may have slightly oversold the extent of the Shred acreage  :P

If it was a matchbox model then I would have room.
Title: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 12:14:37 pm
I may have slightly oversold the extent of the Shred acreage  :P

If it was a matchbox model then I would have room.
In fairness I would expect the Bedford rascal to take up less space than the horses
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2016, 12:27:30 pm
You're not kidding Doggers are you? You've actually bought the Rascal haven't you?  huggy, you might want to suspend Dogger's ACME corporate credit card, I think he's getting a bit carried away.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 01:20:40 pm
You're not kidding Doggers are you? You've actually bought the Rascal haven't you?  huggy, you might want to suspend Dogger's ACME corporate credit card, I think he's getting a bit carried away.
It was 99p 'buy it now' and said it was in working condition! In your own words 'what could possibly go wrong!'
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 13 May, 2016, 02:26:44 pm
It was 99p 'buy it now' and said it was in working condition! In your own words 'what could possibly go wrong!'
The scrap yard won't take it because of the asbestos in the walls?  ::-)  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 May, 2016, 03:12:47 pm
Aside from the minor details of asbestos walls I'm a little worried that the new team bus can only carry 2 persons and quite probably not 5 bikes as per the team Volvo of tippers......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 May, 2016, 07:00:44 pm
It's a bit quiet in here today, the heros of ACME must still be recovering from BCM.. chapeau!

I'm pondering a little excursion, it just so happens to be 300km from Chelmsford, to Chelmsford, around the M25.  I have a route based upon one I have stolen with pride (from Diesel in this thread (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=96446.0))... includes a ferry too... so potential DIY, just can't decide which month to do it in...  anyone else interested?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/13771204

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 May, 2016, 07:06:03 pm
It's a bit quiet in here today, the heros of ACME must still be recovering from BCM.. chapeau!

I'm pondering a little excursion, it just so happens to be 300km from Chelmsford, to Chelmsford, around the M25.  I have a route based upon one I have stolen with pride (from Diesel in this thread (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=96446.0))... includes a ferry too... so potential DIY, just can't decide which month to do it in...  anyone else interested?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/13771204

Me and huggy did a 400k DIY that went round the M25. No ferries just 4500m of climbing plus some other treats. Shall I share the route with you?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 May, 2016, 07:11:39 pm
I remember reading that on your blog I think...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 May, 2016, 02:10:04 pm
once our final 'branding' is decided and our sponsors are all set up I might splash out on a set of magnetic signage for cars so that road trips like the BCM can be done in full ACME livery to go with the full kit look  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 02:16:20 pm
once our final 'branding' is decided and our sponsors are all set up I might splash out on a set of magnetic signage for cars so that road trips like the BCM can be done in full ACME livery to go with the full kit look  ;D

Could you also get some made up for the new Bedford Rascal team bus please
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 May, 2016, 02:47:15 pm
once our final 'branding' is decided and our sponsors are all set up I might splash out on a set of magnetic signage for cars so that road trips like the BCM can be done in full ACME livery to go with the full kit look  ;D

Could you also get some made up for the new Bedford Rascal team bus please
Magnets don't stick to plastic and rust  :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 02:49:50 pm
once our final 'branding' is decided and our sponsors are all set up I might splash out on a set of magnetic signage for cars so that road trips like the BCM can be done in full ACME livery to go with the full kit look  ;D

Could you also get some made up for the new Bedford Rascal team bus please
Magnets don't stick to plastic and rust  :D

That's why I thought it best to use permanent marker to write our names on the back door very a la Team Sky
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 May, 2016, 02:53:33 pm
A little announcement about possibly the first (?) official ACME events on 6th August, the 100k and 200k audax are locked and loaded on AUK.  Time to start a new thread on the Audax page soon  :thumbsup:
100k A little Essex R&R (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/16-296/)
 200k Essex R&R (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/16-298/)

A slow & steady flow of entries for both have started to trickle in  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 03:03:30 pm
A little announcement about possibly the first (?) official ACME events on 6th August, the 100k and 200k audax are locked and loaded on AUK.  Time to start a new thread on the Audax page soon  :thumbsup:
100k A little Essex R&R (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/16-296/)
 200k Essex R&R (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/16-298/)

A slow & steady flow of entries for both have started to trickle in  :)
a first outing for the ACME rascal! With me driving it will be like the Sooty & Sweep show with OD & Ted on board
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2016, 03:12:53 pm

That's why I thought it best to use permanent marker to write our names on the back door very a la Team Sky

I thought you normally used a crayon for writing your name ?

With me driving it will be like the Sooty & Sweep show with OD & Ted on board

Thanks Sue.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 03:17:44 pm

That's why I thought it best to use permanent marker to write our names on the back door very a la Team Sky

I thought you normally used a crayon for writing your name ?

With me driving it will be like the Sooty & Sweep show with OD & Ted on board

Thanks Sue.

I think crayon would wash off, permanent marker will be better!

No Matthew drives the van that's me, Sister Carol can be Sue or maybe SSN aka Gavin real name Giles under another guise seeing has he has a few........
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2016, 03:40:34 pm
Matthew retired in 1998 so that would fit well with your current commitment to ACME.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 03:45:27 pm
Matthew retired in 1998 so that would fit well with your current commitment to ACME.

You will have probably noticed by now that myself and Kirky aren't audaxers we are the racing arm of ACME!
Kirky's slightly on his game more than me and will now be aiming to achieve an average of 21mph on future rides in order to gain himself some more trophies for the cabinet!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 May, 2016, 03:53:51 pm
You will have probably noticed by now that myself and Kirky aren't audaxers we are the racing arm of ACME!
Kirky's slightly on his game more than me and will now be aiming to achieve an average of 21mph on future rides in order to gain himself some more trophies for the cabinet!!!
So, you in fact have no business here and should go form CME for you two instead  :P   ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2016, 04:35:24 pm
We do also see Kirky at outdoor meetings of ACME, on a Wednesday evening and on his bike.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 May, 2016, 04:56:53 pm
Doggers, can we arrange to meet the Blackmore people to talk about kit n'stuff? I very much like the idea of having a local outfit doing the jerseys etc, especially as they already do North Hill shorts.

Re: racing, I see Audax Club Hackney are registered with Cycling Time Trials...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 May, 2016, 05:04:54 pm
Lots of plus's there Tom - good idea... plus we can get to know their sizing by trying their tops on... win win...  :thumbsup:

Yellow Jersey Cycles use them as outfitters of their shop shirts too...

The Fridays (of FNRttC) presently have a ForceGB shop but a minimum initial order was required to secure that.

http://www.forcegb.com/fridays.html

Perhaps we could invite Blackmore out on a Wednesday night local to them?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 05:22:00 pm
Doggers, can we arrange to meet the Blackmore people to talk about kit n'stuff? I very much like the idea of having a local outfit doing the jerseys etc, especially as they already do North Hill shorts.

Re: racing, I see Audax Club Hackney are registered with Cycling Time Trials...

They were very accommodating Tomsk, sadly they weren't interested in sponsoring us as they only generally sponsor 'competing' riders (their words) here is a link to their size guide on the website: http://www.rideblackmore.com/pages/mens-sizing-guide

I will try and find the priceless they sent me but it seemed very reasonable to me
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 06:01:03 pm
Doggers, can we arrange to meet the Blackmore people to talk about kit n'stuff? I very much like the idea of having a local outfit doing the jerseys etc, especially as they already do North Hill shorts.

Re: racing, I see Audax Club Hackney are registered with Cycling Time Trials...

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Here's their price list hope it works if not I can email it to you
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 May, 2016, 06:15:34 pm
Skin suits!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 06:17:57 pm
Skin suits!!!

Especially for Ted now he has his Emonda!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 May, 2016, 06:21:30 pm
Skin suits!!!

Especially for Ted now he has his Emonda!!

How stretchy are they?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 17 May, 2016, 06:25:59 pm
Skin suits!!!

Especially for Ted now he has his Emonda!!

How stretchy are they?
Not enough to stretch to your imaginings!  :hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 17 May, 2016, 06:52:41 pm
Skin suits!!!

Especially for Ted now he has his Emonda!!

How stretchy are they?

What are you insinuating about Ted?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 May, 2016, 02:27:19 pm
It's official: my AUK club points now going to ACME  :thumbsup:

Other good news, Stuart Carmichael is re-opening Flitchbikes in a shop in North Street, Dunmow [next to the Doctor's Pond]  :thumbsup: Much smaller, was a children's clothing shop, but has a small car park behind; on-street parking by the pond too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 18 May, 2016, 02:39:52 pm
It's official: my AUK club points now going to ACME  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  I have just changed mine over!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 May, 2016, 02:45:58 pm
It's official: my AUK club points now going to ACME  :thumbsup:

Excellent!  I have just changed mine over!

Me too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 May, 2016, 02:51:46 pm
Woohooo.....me as well...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 May, 2016, 03:02:37 pm
Ditto  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 May, 2016, 03:08:03 pm
hurrah  :thumbsup:

Now I'm not in a club of one  :P

With Bobb, Tomsk and Tippers' points we will be up there on the leaderboard - though a long way behind ACB, VC167, ACH etc.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 May, 2016, 03:12:47 pm
hurrah  :thumbsup:
With Bobb, Tomsk and Tippers' points we will be up there on the leaderboard - though a long way behind ACB, VC167, ACH etc.

Start recruiting mercenaries from the non-Essex world, those clubs have members from all over the place  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 18 May, 2016, 03:17:04 pm
I may be mercenary (and moving further into the depths of Suffolk soon), and my measly couple of BPs a year mayn't be the kind of contribution that elicits large transfer fees, but I may shift my allegiance simply so that I can wear jersey #47 with a moderately clear conscience. You see, it more or less matches my Boardman SLS!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 May, 2016, 03:19:17 pm

Start recruiting mercenaries from the non-Essex world, those clubs have members from all over the place  ;D

As we visit a yacht club, I am sure it would be legal to use impressment.

OD can distract them while Tippers does the necessary.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 May, 2016, 03:21:31 pm
The kings shilling is alive and well in Mersea I see :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 18 May, 2016, 03:22:34 pm
Me too!

The straggler has a shed load of points, how can we poach him from Sudbury?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 May, 2016, 03:27:55 pm
See above  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 May, 2016, 03:28:34 pm
CC Sudbury are a proper Audaxing club with points-chasing ambitions in the past. The Straggler has an aim to beat a certain Mann in that club... :D

Maybe a few nearer to home, in the Chelmer or Essex Roads could be poached? We must work on those in a vulnerable post-audax state after the events.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 May, 2016, 03:30:01 pm
I like your thinking, catch people when they are vulnerable.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 18 May, 2016, 03:31:37 pm
CC Sudbury are a proper Audaxing club with points-chasing ambitions in the past. The Straggler has an aim to beat a certain Mann in that club... :D


We could nab them both
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 18 May, 2016, 03:56:54 pm
Also just changed  :)

How does one change ACP club which appears as "Locked"?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 May, 2016, 04:02:36 pm
I think it reopens and then locks again at the end of 2018.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 18 May, 2016, 04:13:26 pm
CC Sudbury are a proper Audaxing club with points-chasing ambitions in the past. The Straggler has an aim to beat a certain Mann in that club... :D

Maybe a few nearer to home, in the Chelmer or Essex Roads could be poached? We must work on those in a vulnerable post-audax state after the events.

As a member of CCS, I'm sure they'd be glad to be rid of me.

Hmmm. Not selling myself to ACME very well, am I? Perhaps I'll just stick with the YACF virtual Audax community!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 18 May, 2016, 04:25:48 pm
I've changed allegiance to ACME.

You are welcome to the 4 points I have to date...... :smug:

(which may double this weekend!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jack on 18 May, 2016, 05:03:26 pm
I've never had a club listed on AUK before. Shall I put down ACME?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 18 May, 2016, 05:12:14 pm
I've never had a club listed on AUK before. Shall I put down ACME?

Yes, yes you shall!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jack on 18 May, 2016, 05:41:15 pm
'Tis done!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 May, 2016, 07:16:37 pm
I have nailed my colours to the ACME mast too.  After The Shark I would imagine I can contribute some AAA points - or have I got this wrong?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 May, 2016, 09:20:18 am
And we are now showing on the Club Points list...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 May, 2016, 09:41:40 am
It seems that there is no helping some people.

Huggy the Navigator set us up with a flat and short ride out to the King Billy at Braintree last night. Whilst Huggy, the Hustler and I availed ourselves of an easy-paced trundle to the pub, Sister Carol and Tomsk, for whom the ride had been designed as a recovery from their efforts on the BCM, had other ideas.  We came across Sister Carol just before we got to the pub.  He was "recovering" with an 80k ride in the rain.  Meanwhile, Tomsk was off being intrepid somewhere and putting up extra signage for his new 400.  He eventually appeared at the pub nearer 10pm than the usual 9pm having doubtless ridden round half the county on his way there. 

Our merry band was completed by Jiberjaber who had made his own way from Chelmsford.  For those who follow Jiber's fashion guidance, he was in his late spring collection last night; specifically, 12-14 degrees with the possibility of showers in Gore.

First time at the King Billy for me.  It's a gem of a pub and well named too.  We sampled Arbor Gold (brewed in the pub), Tring's Brock Bitter and Nethergate's Mary's Ruby Mild.  All of them were excellent but the Brock edged the Quaffers' Choice as the session beer of the bunch.  The landlady even supplied us with popcorn.  I say us but Tomsk inhaled the whole bowl before we had really noticed it arriving.  Apparently it had been salad that evening at Tomsk Towers and he was in need of a top up.  Fortunately, the Hustler and I managed to secure our own bowl for our table for two.

Talk was of the sterling efforts by the ACME peloton in Wales at the BCM, the ACME micro pub and various off topic nonsense.  Later in the evening Huggy decided that we should have one of his grown up discussions about the future of ACME.  He can explain the detail somewhere but basically it revolved around money, insurance and being responsible.  Look at what happens when our resident mischief maker is stuck in Cardiff or Reading or somewhere out West.

Not only is the King Billy a gem but the ride back to Witham is basically downhill. I am not sure I really had to pedal at any point.  I did have a bit of sympathy for Sister Carol as he set off into the rain for his lonely ride back to Colchester.  I would have given him a lift but it's more fun watching him suffer  :thumbsup:

Next week it looks like ACME is heading to the wild west...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 19 May, 2016, 10:02:34 am
It seems that there is no helping some people.

Huggy the Navigator set us up with a flat and short ride out to the King Billy at Braintree last night. Whilst Huggy, the Hustler and I availed ourselves of an easy-paced trundle to the pub, Sister Carol and Tomsk, for whom the ride had been designed as a recovery from their efforts on the BCM, had other ideas.  We came across Sister Carol just before we got to the pub.  He was "recovering" with an 80k ride in the rain.  Meanwhile, Tomsk was off being intrepid somewhere and putting up extra signage for his new 400.  He eventually appeared at the pub nearer 10pm than the usual 9pm having doubtless ridden round half the county on his way there. 

Our merry band was completed by Jiberjaber who had made his own way from Chelmsford.  For those who follow Jiber's fashion guidance, he was in his late spring collection last night; specifically, 12-14 degrees with the possibility of showers in Gore.

First time at the King Billy for me.  It's a gem of a pub and well named too.  We sampled Arbor Gold (brewed in the pub), Tring's Brock Bitter and Nethergate's Mary's Ruby Mild.  All of them were excellent but the Brock edged the Quaffers' Choice as the session beer of the bunch.  The landlady even supplied us with popcorn.  I say us but Tomsk inhaled the whole bowl before we had really noticed it arriving.  Apparently it had been salad that evening at Tomsk Towers and he was in need of a top up.  Fortunately, the Hustler and I managed to secure our own bowl for our table for two.

Talk was of the sterling efforts by the ACME peloton in Wales at the BCM, the ACME micro pub and various off topic nonsense.  Later in the evening Huggy decided that we should have one of his grown up discussions about the future of ACME.  He can explain the detail somewhere but basically it revolved around money, insurance and being responsible.  Look at what happens when our resident mischief maker is stuck in Cardiff or Reading or somewhere out West.

Not only is the King Billy a gem but the ride back to Witham is basically downhill. I am not sure I really had to pedal at any point.  I did have a bit of sympathy for Sister Carol as he set off into the rain for his lonely ride back to Colchester.  I would have given him a lift but it's more fun watching him suffer  :thumbsup:

Next week it looks like ACME is heading to the wild west...

Gone are the days of a nice early ride report published circa 6am deary me
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 May, 2016, 10:03:50 am
Gone are the days when you join us on a Wednesday evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 19 May, 2016, 10:05:44 am
Gone are the days when you join us on a Wednesday evening.
I know good innit!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 May, 2016, 10:07:14 am
Well, at least you don't have to stand outside with a lemonade and a pack of crisps while the adults are in the pub.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 19 May, 2016, 10:08:22 am
Well, at least you don't have to stand outside with a lemonade and a pack of crisps while the adults are in the pub.
The added bonus of taking early retirement
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 May, 2016, 10:20:23 am
I was surprised by the downhill feel of my return journey too... maybe Braintree does have some hidden benefit after all!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 May, 2016, 12:22:22 pm
Next week it looks like ACME is heading to the wild west...

Really?  Reading?  Cardiff?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 May, 2016, 12:26:17 pm
Next week it looks like ACME is heading to the wild west...

Really?  Reading?  Cardiff?

Who knows, we put Tomsk in charge of navigation.  It could be a long ride  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 May, 2016, 12:51:50 pm
Next week it looks like ACME is heading to the wild west...

Really?  Reading?  Cardiff?

Who knows, we put Tomsk in charge of navigation.  It could be a long ride  :facepalm:

Is this to meet up with new friends?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 May, 2016, 12:54:31 pm
It was your idea to spread our wings across the county.

Hopefully it might encourage a few westerners to join in  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 May, 2016, 01:11:37 pm
It was your idea to spread our wings across the county.

Hopefully it might encourage a few westerners to join in  :thumbsup:

Excellent!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 May, 2016, 01:49:26 pm
I was doing a bit of a look see on Western options and noticed how poor in relation to the other CAMRA sites the SWE CAMRA site is, not a lot of info unless you're in Greys or Romford.  Is it really true that there isn't any good pubs west of Ingatestone / Norton Heath ???

(http://www.chelmsford.camra.org.uk/images/large/00/03/351.jpg)

I found this OK, might help in identifying Western pubs.... (though I would register I am perfectly happy with The Viper ;) )

https://whatpub.com/search?q=chipping+ongar&t=t&p=1&alt=&lat=51.7055&lng=0.245708&r=10&features=Pub%2COpen%2CRealAle%2CLocAle
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 May, 2016, 02:00:46 pm
Folks, I just ordered 2 tickets for the Spin London bike show at the Truman brewery starting tomorrow. http://spinldn.com/ (http://spinldn.com/)

Seems you can get free tickets for tomorrow between 13:30 and 20:00 of which I got 2.

Anyone about the City that fancies an hour or 2 there tomorrow after work?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Redlight on 19 May, 2016, 02:32:56 pm
I think you might have got in under some wire as they are coming up at £13 a shot now
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jsabine on 19 May, 2016, 02:53:54 pm
A moment with Google should find a code for free tickets, although TK's link doesn't.

I've got mine anyway ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 May, 2016, 06:09:49 pm
WARNING:  A boring grown up post

Referencing recent heads-up posts regarding finances and Cycling UK membership for the main purpose of ride leader insurance, please refresh knowledge so far shared and scroll down...
Money and insurance, grown up stuff - sorry ...

Our little trips to the velodrome are dependent on us as a "club" having insurance, plus each rider needs to have their own public liability insurance too.  Thus far the ride leader insurance that Witham Cycling has through being affiliated to the CTC (or Cycling UK as they are now) has dealt with the club side of things.  And, if riders have needed to get insurance they can do so for sub £20 £24 per annum via WC's CUK affiliation.  This personal insurance is a good thing in general, all proper cyclists ought to have it.

The WC's affiliation has also had some other benefits.  Obviously it allows us to run formally led rides for WC; this might not be of much interest to the good people of yacf although some of you are here because you rode with WC originally.  WC's affiliation with CUK was also very useful in helping huggy set up himself up as the Witham AUK organiser, a development which has contributed to the formation of ACME.

In recent years GK's in Witham have paid the £60 annual insurance premium but times are a changing.  Firstly, the premium has gone up to £75 and needs paying in a few weeks.  Secondly, GK's have said they don't want to pay it anymore.  This is fair enough in my view, their support of WC hasn't led to much incremental business for them so I think it was good of them to support WC for as long as they did.

Me and huggy have been giving the matter much thought.  We have decided that it is worth continuing our affiliation with CUK, principally so we can carry on going to the velodrome.  Alternative sources of insurance have been considered but we still think CUK is the best option.  We also think it's no bad thing to have a "formal" club to fall back on and WC's links with CUK gives us that.  As I said huggy found this very useful when sorting himself out with AUK, who knows when it might be handy in the future?

Given we think being a club is a good idea we have also decided it might be worth the club having a small amount of cash, this would be mainly used to pay the annual insurance premium.  £75 needs to be found ASAP so huggy has nobly volunteered to cough up 75 of his own UK pounds - a rash move which sees him being promoted to our treasurer.

Clearly he's going to need paying back, your ideas will be most welcome.  We've already come up with a number of money making wheezes which are up for discussion: charging a bit more for future velodrome trips, adding a quid or two to the price of ACME jerseys, charging a little extra for future Witham audaxes including Tomsk's winter series, selling refreshments at the aforementioned audaxes, running some WC led rides and asking for a small donation from those who turn up.  Also, if you're reading this and have enjoyed the velodrome evenings we have run so far and fancy riding the boards again you might want to press a few coins into huggy's sticky hand when you next see him.  He's talking bank accounts and spreadsheets so rest assured he is taking his new role seriously - we'd expect nothing less!

Later in the evening Huggy decided that we should have one of his grown up discussions about the future of ACME.  He can explain the detail somewhere but basically it revolved around money, insurance and being responsible.

At the ad hoc ACME committee meeting in the King Billy yesterday evening certain fund raising and float creation ideas were discussed.  One that met with general approval to present here is for a voluntary contribution be paid by the active members of our gatherings for our own benefit of the CUK insurance and all that allows us to do with some peace of mind.  It is stressed that any money parted with in to the ACME start up fund is entirely voluntary and in no way compulsory, donations will remain anonymous (except to me of course).
Our most immediate expenditure is the CUK ride leader membership which certainly allows us trips to the Velodrome and such.  As stated this is £75 for the next 12 months.  Some or all of this may be able to recouped via subsidy on Velodrome fees or ACME Audax event entry fees but there is no doubt that covering it sooner rather than later is preferable and any excess accrued throughout the year can go towards next year's premium.

So, that said, if you feel moved to make a donation to help the ACME funds get to ground level and maybe a little above then here are a few handy links that will help you:
I would like to donate £1 (https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/1)
I would like to donate £2 (https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/2)
I would like to donate £5 (https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/5)
I would like to donate £10 (https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/10)
I would like to donate another amount that I will enter (https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins)

Your volunteered treasurer Global CFO,
huggy
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 May, 2016, 08:34:19 am
Ted, are you riding the VC Oyster Sportive on Sunday?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 May, 2016, 08:37:20 am
No. I am at the Young Farmers Show.

Might be helping out later on.

Familiar roads and reasonable numbers so worth a go.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 20 May, 2016, 08:40:44 am
No. I am at the Young Farmers Show.

Might be helping out later on.

Familiar roads and reasonable numbers so worth a go.

I take it you're entered into the scarecrow competition!!! I'm sure you have a great chance of winning - good luck
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 May, 2016, 09:52:10 am
No. I am at the Young Farmers Show.

Might be helping out later on.

Familiar roads and reasonable numbers so worth a go.
Tiptree Velo are going so I might join the fun depending on being able to get a pass

The only question is......fixed or carbon...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 20 May, 2016, 10:59:03 am
http://www.audax.org.uk/results/detail/2016/listclub/?Club=Audax+Club+Mid-Essex

137 points (114 point 6-rider total) :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 May, 2016, 11:25:10 am

Tiptree Velo are going so I might join the fun depending on being able to get a pass

The only question is......fixed or carbon...

Fixed obviously.  Provided you overtake as many as possible for maximum annoyance.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 May, 2016, 11:33:59 am
http://www.audax.org.uk/results/detail/2016/listclub/?Club=Audax+Club+Mid-Essex

137 points (114 point 6-rider total) :)

It would appear me going up and down all those hills on The Shark hasn't enhanced my contribution  >:(  It's an outrage.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 May, 2016, 11:36:18 am
Subject to Home Office approval I'm thinking of riding my A Little Essex R&R 100k (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/13792056) route one day next weekend (28th/29th May) if anyone is interested in tagging along.  To be a proper route check for traffic & control options departure should be about 9am on the Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 May, 2016, 01:49:26 pm
I was going to do Stour, but I haven't entered, so might ride the 100 with you Grant... subject to ... etc..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 May, 2016, 07:32:02 pm
29th might work for me. Subject to...

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 May, 2016, 08:50:08 pm
Just a quick call for helpers on 'Kingdom of the East Saxons' 400km on 2/3 July. I don't really need that much help with the start, though perhaps anyone riding might consider making tea etc before the off at 11:00, but a couple of teams to break the night shift into two [20:00 to 01:00, then on to 05:00] would be good.

I already have offers from Team Brunner and tedshred, plus Agi and Robert, but a couple more would be ideal. You could sleep at the hall, before transferring to the Angel and Harp for breakfast [at 09:00] and maybe hang on for the last ones in just before 14:00, though running a pub control is hardly onerous [but great fun and very sociable!].

If anyone wanted to do a helpers ride, then weekends either side would be ok, though I can't ride the weekend before due to other commitments*. As I've checked the route recently in three stages, then that aspect has been covered already. Helpers could come here for a short kip and a feed between the two loops if required [*I'll be here on the Saturday night /Sunday morning for feeding etc!].
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 May, 2016, 08:01:13 pm
...In other news, I saw Stuart Carmichael at the new Flitch Bikes shop today - due to open in the near future. Sign painter coming this week and lots of details to sort out. There's car parking on-street by the Doctors Pond and a couple of dedicated spaces at the back of the shop. Way back when, the shop was Whybrow's sweet shop and general store - I used to get the school bus from right next door.

Web address is now:  www.flitchbikesltd.co.uk

New phone number: 07940 328342

Just in case anyone is interested, Stuart is selling a large [58cm] Scott cyclocross bike for a friend. Carbon frame and forks, Ultegra CX groupset, cantilever brakes, plus helmet and size 11 shoes [spd]. It's been on Ebay for £600 but is probably worth more than three times that. It'd make a great Audax bike - I was tempted...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 24 May, 2016, 08:58:57 am
I may have just registered the audaxclubmidessex.org.uk and audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk domain names.

Good people of ACME, which domain are we going to use? As things are moving forward with the jerseys (and the website) we need to make a decision:

audaxclubmidessex.org.uk

or

audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk

?

Obvioulsy, we can make both point to the same place, but we need just one for our marketing purposes.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 May, 2016, 09:57:25 am
I cast my vote for audaxclubmidessex.org.uk

However, just doing a quick poke around available domains I found that we could have acme.bike  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 May, 2016, 10:42:38 am
audaxclubmidessex.org.uk

from me....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 11:20:15 am
I cast my vote for audaxclubmidessex.org.uk

However, just doing a quick poke around available domains I found that we could have acme.bike  :demon:

Yeah... I looked at that, but decided it was a bit pricey... if funds allow, we could esily make that the main domain though and have audaxclubmidessex.org.uk redirect there...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: SirSquirrelNutkins on 24 May, 2016, 11:26:42 am
No hyphen in the address - google will think it is dodgy.


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 24 May, 2016, 11:31:06 am
No hyphen in the address - google will think it is dodgy.

Not if the non-hyphenated version is registered to the same person.


I do like acme.bike  :thumbsup:

The problem is, we really need to decide and stick to it. It's easy enough to swap around various domains - not so easy to change them on a bunch of jerseys...

Edit: Do we even need it on the jerseys?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 11:35:15 am
No hyphen in the address - google will think it is dodgy.

Not if the non-hyphenated version is registered to the same person.


I do like acme.bike  :thumbsup:

The problem is, we really need to decide and stick to it. It's easy enough to swap around various domains - not so easy to change them on a bunch of jerseys...

Edit: Do we even need it on the jerseys?

Probably not, thinking about it.  It's not hard for someone to google "Audax Club Mid-Essex" to find the address if they need to.  Probably easier than them trying to remember whether it was .org or .org.uk or whatever (although acme.bike is very nice and easy to remember, so if we bought that I'd lean towards putting it on there)...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 May, 2016, 11:39:37 am
acme.bike registration and recurring annual renewal is $34.99 Name.com (https://www.name.com/domain/search-4-1/?keyword=acme.bike)
(about £25/year)
or £29.99 on freeparking.co.uk

eta: in addition to what Oaky has already laid out for the two domains registered

Also available on freeparking.co.uk for £7.49/year is acme.uk
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 May, 2016, 12:11:32 pm
Yeah, acme.bike is cool if that makes sense.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: SirSquirrelNutkins on 24 May, 2016, 12:12:51 pm
Namecheap are a good provider of domains. Just don't go near godaddy


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 01:43:42 pm
acme.bike registration and recurring annual renewal is $34.99 Name.com (https://www.name.com/domain/search-4-1/?keyword=acme.bike)
(about £25/year)
or £29.99 on freeparking.co.uk

eta: in addition to what Oaky has already laid out for the two domains registered

Also available on freeparking.co.uk for £7.49/year is acme.uk

I thought about that one too - you'll find you can ONLY get acme.uk IF you already own acme.co.uk (which is taken).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 01:45:30 pm
My opinion -- keep on with audaxclubmidessex.org.uk,  buy acme.bike, make the long one redirect to the short one.  Ditch audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk once it expires.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 May, 2016, 02:03:19 pm
My opinion -- keep on with audaxclubmidessex.org.uk,  buy acme.bike, make the long one redirect to the short one.  Ditch audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk once it expires.
Agree, but if we do go ahead and buy acme.bike I think we should use that on jerseys and other promotional material.
When checking out Namecheap for registering acme.bike they only want £17.30/year.  I can't easily find any details about email or domain forwarding from their website though.  Forwarding is supported and 'free' (or at least included in the fee) with free parking.  I've not played with domain registration for quite a while so will defer to anyone with more recent experience than me for best service.
We do currently have sufficient funds to buy acme.bike, funds which would otherwise be used towards the design fee for the jersey.
Topic for the assembled quorum to discuss tomorrow evening  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 02:18:10 pm
My opinion -- keep on with audaxclubmidessex.org.uk,  buy acme.bike, make the long one redirect to the short one.  Ditch audaxclubmid-essex.org.uk once it expires.
Agree, but if we do go ahead and buy acme.bike I think we should use that on jerseys and other promotional material.
When checking out Namecheap for registering acme.bike they only want £17.30/year.  I can't easily find any details about email or domain forwarding from their website though.  Forwarding is supported and 'free' (or at least included in the fee) with free parking.  I've not played with domain registration for quite a while so will defer to anyone with more recent experience than me for best service.
We do currently have sufficient funds to buy acme.bike, funds which would otherwise be used towards the design fee for the jersey.
Topic for the assembled quorum to discuss tomorrow evening  ::-)

£17.30 sounds pretty cheap for the .bike.  It was looking like £30 per year when I investigated it before.  (Is the £17.30 per year, or first year with it going up to £30 ish afterwards?).

Provided we own the domain,  it's easy for us to point the nameservers to wherever we can find hosting.  I still have one domain's worth of hosting in my own package I could use for it, or alternatively, bobb has hosting, and if that doesn't include DNS admin,  we can always push the DNS part over to AWS Route53 (which is where I'm currently administrating audaxclubmidessex.org.uk from).  Route53 is ~50 cents per month... $6 per year, so, about a pint in That London prices.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 24 May, 2016, 02:35:10 pm
.... we can always push the DNS part over to AWS Route53 (which is where I'm currently administrating audaxclubmidessex.org.uk from).  Route53 is ~50 cents per month... $6 per year, so, about a pint in That London prices.

I would go with that. We could also make use of some of Amazon's other services such as S3 for hosting all the assets and SES for transactional emails sent from the site etc. I wouldn't recommend hosting the entire site on AWS as it can be very expensive. I ran a site for testing purposes a while back and was pretty shocked when I got the bill after just one month - about $60! I have hosting with a spare slot for the domain and a spare database I can use. I'm wondering whether we should run the entire site under SSL. We may well be storing some personal information (although nothing particularly sensitive). I will have to upgrade (well sideways cost wise) if we're going to do that. My hosting is actually up for renewal next month, so I'll sort it then.

As I'm doing the website, it will be a .NET MVC application, so don't nobody go doing anything re hosting as I'll have very particular server requirements. I have enough problems with sys admins at work thinking they know what they're doing and fucking everything up!  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 02:54:27 pm
Namecheap's £17.30 looks to be a real price,  but I don't see an option on there to register for more than one year, so suspect that the renewal cost would be closer to the $30 everywhere else.  I found one other place (1and1, IIRC) that had it cheap, but they explicitly state "first year" with subsequent years at the ~£30.

I read a few reviews of Namecheap, and mostly they were not good... mainly the issues were around hosting though, and while I'm not sure how much they could get wrong on the domain registration front, I'd be twitchy about their renewals and/or transfer out perfromance.

(Unless anyone's used them and has had a good experience with it).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 May, 2016, 03:35:35 pm
Isn't there ACME.cc available?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: SirSquirrelNutkins on 24 May, 2016, 03:40:23 pm
I've got crossfitblackwater.com running under namecheap. The renewal wasn't a price hike. They've been pretty good so far. I used godaddy before but there was a 4h+ lag on any emails going to the site. Agree with route 53. I'm a .net coder these days for my sins.


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: SirSquirrelNutkins on 24 May, 2016, 03:42:14 pm
On the ssl front it should be possible to use let's encrypt to get a free cert.


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 May, 2016, 03:43:17 pm
Is there a version of this thread available in English ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 24 May, 2016, 03:51:58 pm
Is there a version of this thread available in English ?

You just keep concentrating on the legal side of things Ted until the BFC can explain the rest to us all


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 May, 2016, 05:20:15 pm
Is there a version of this thread available in English ?
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 May, 2016, 05:22:38 pm
Is that Kiwinese ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 24 May, 2016, 05:40:03 pm
Is that Kiwinese ?
It's not regular, polite, Kiwinese, it's the vulgar.  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 May, 2016, 05:46:06 pm
Believe me Del, that's quite polite  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 24 May, 2016, 05:47:54 pm
Believe me Del, that's quite polite  ;D
Then we can welcome New Zealand into the 1960s at last!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 24 May, 2016, 05:49:23 pm
I thought about that one too - you'll find you can ONLY get acme.uk IF you already own acme.co.uk (which is taken).

I'll check that later, as I bought psyclist.uk without owning the .co.uk version.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 May, 2016, 06:01:28 pm
Is there a version of this thread available in English ?
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 :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 May, 2016, 06:50:39 pm
Believe me Del, that's quite polite  ;D

By your standards perhaps.

We'll civilise you yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 24 May, 2016, 07:18:51 pm
I thought about that one too - you'll find you can ONLY get acme.uk IF you already own acme.co.uk (which is taken).

I'll check that later, as I bought psyclist.uk without owning the .co.uk version.

In the pre-launch period there was a restriction on needing to own the .co.uk version, but there are no restrictions now in place. The following is on 123-reg.co.uk website:

"The .uk domain is available on a first come, first served basis. This applies to all such situations, with no exceptions."

My preference would be acme.uk - it as simple as it can be - .uk is the new black
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 24 May, 2016, 08:08:11 pm
Unsurprisingly, ac.me is taken  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 May, 2016, 10:15:11 pm
Acme.uk sounds good... no .cc through?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 10:19:20 pm
I thought about that one too - you'll find you can ONLY get acme.uk IF you already own acme.co.uk (which is taken).

I'll check that later, as I bought psyclist.uk without owning the .co.uk version.

In the pre-launch period there was a restriction on needing to own the .co.uk version, but there are no restrictions now in place. The following is on 123-reg.co.uk website:

"The .uk domain is available on a first come, first served basis. This applies to all such situations, with no exceptions."

My preference would be acme.uk - it as simple as it can be - .uk is the new black


(my bold) 

I'm guessing that only applies where the corresponding .co.uk isn't already registered.

123-reg.co.uk shows acme.uk as unavailable.

tsohost.co.uk shows acme.uk as available, but if you try to buy it you are confronted with a screen that says

"acme.uk
Great choice, but are you eligible?
acme.uk has been reserved and can only be
registered by the current owner of acme.co.uk

For the registration of acme.uk to be successful the contact name, email &
address you use must exactly match the owner contact details of acme.co.uk.

If you're not the owner of acme.co.uk please go back and search again."
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 10:20:26 pm
Acme.uk sounds good... no .cc through?

re: acme.uk - see above.  acme.cc is taken.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 May, 2016, 10:38:22 pm
A bit more digging about .uk names finds that:-

"At 08:00hrs on 10 June 2014 we launched the new shorter, sharper domain name .uk into our UK domain family. If you are an existing customer and own a unique .co.uk, .org.uk, .me.uk, .net.uk, .plc.uk or .ltd.uk, a .uk domain name may already have been reserved especially for you until 10 June 2019."

So... since apparently acme.co.uk was already registered at that time, acme.uk is reserved for the owner of that domain until 10 June 2019 (put the date in the diary, folks!).

I guess psyclist.uk was available because psyclist.co.uk wasn't registered on 10th June 2014.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 25 May, 2016, 04:35:55 am
A bit more digging about .uk names

You're right, I didn't quite do enough digging. Sorry about that.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 May, 2016, 07:11:12 am
Good grief!  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 May, 2016, 07:41:50 am
Good grief!  :o

Now you can see the geek driven fun you've been missing  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 May, 2016, 08:10:00 am
Tomsk's Wild Ride

OD may have taken credit for the actual route but last night's outing had Tomsk's fingerprints all over it.  80k on a school night with two pit stops, what midsummer madness is this.

It was an early start at Spa with OD, Huggy, Hotblack Desiato, the Hustler and GavinSSN setting off with me in hot pursuit as usual. We made good time to the Compasses where we found Tomsk and his evil grin sitting outside with Sister Carol. We were soon joined for the first time by Psyclist.  Any hopes that the larger than usual group might slow the pace a little were soon dashed, Psyclist only adding experience and speed to the mix.  We proceeded at a moderate pace on our ride over to what GavinSSN called Hatfield not Peveral.  Fortunately it was a great little route and a perfect evening to be awheel.

As we neared our destination OD was excited to see a number of scarecrows dressed up just like him. Somehow this seemed to vindicate his wardrobe rather than diminish it in his eyes.  When we rolled into HNP there was bunting everywhere.  I don't suppose Tomsk visits that often though.

We found second newcomer Bernster at the pub talking to fellow soloist Jiber Jaber. 

At the Cock we sampled Robinson's Beerdo, Butcombe Bitter and Woodforde Wherry.  The Butcombe narrowly took the Quaffer's Choice.  Talk was of audaxes to come, why so many audaxers work in IT and a grown up bit about something or other.

Needless to say the 10.30 curfew came and went and we set off for the long ride home after 11. This was definitely at the upper end of moderately paced with Hotblack and his featherweight Bianchi trying to rip our legs off for long stretches. In fairness he and Sister Carol did ride over 100 miles each yesterday but it didn't seem to affect their speed.

We arrived back at Spa on Thursday after what proved to be a very decent ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 May, 2016, 08:25:06 am
Good write up ted  :thumbsup:

I asked that you record some important details in your ride report but you missed a couple ...

No mention of the one eyed dog at The Cock that was less than friendly.

And you and I decided that Doggers was on probation given his woeful attendance record as of late. If he doesn't buck his ideas up there will be consequences. For example, we've never scientifically investigated how many pickled eggs a teenager can eat in one sitting  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 May, 2016, 08:46:09 am
Cool Hand Doggers ?

I also neglected to mention the lack of pickled eggs for Bernster and Psyclist, the pub being a bit posh for that sort of thing.  They must join us again for a proper induction.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 26 May, 2016, 08:50:10 am

And you and I decided that Doggers was on probation given his woeful attendance record as of late. If he doesn't buck his ideas up there will be consequences. For example, we've never scientifically investigated how many pickled eggs a teenager can eat in one sitting  :demon:

One small error that Ted forgot to inform you is that I'm an early MEMWNS retiree so you could be waiting a looooooonnnnggggg time to investigate the pickled egg scenario! Unless you pick up some younger recruits in the WC/MEMWNS joint ride next week



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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 26 May, 2016, 08:50:43 am
Sounds like a good 'un. Unfortunately I was just too damn tired to come out. A poor excuse I know  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 May, 2016, 09:56:08 am
One small error that Ted forgot to inform you is that I'm an early MEMWNS retiree s
Retiree?? We've never had one of those and there is no process for it.  Motion denied, there is no checking out of MEMWNS!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 May, 2016, 09:57:35 am
One small error that Ted forgot to inform you is that I'm an early MEMWNS retiree s
Retiree?? We've never had one of those and there is no process for it.  Motion denied, there is no checking out of MEMWNS!!

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 May, 2016, 10:09:22 am
One small error that Ted forgot to inform you is that I'm an early MEMWNS retiree s
Retiree?? We've never had one of those and there is no process for it.  Motion denied, there is no checking out of MEMWNS!!

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!"

I want you all to sit down, assume the brace position as what I am about to tell you is truly shocking.  To be honest I don't know how we're going to deal with this, I'm an emotional wreck and have been so since learning these shocking facts ...

I have this straight from The Teenager's own lips (or their electronic version) ...

Doggers thinks he should retire from the MEMWNS cos on Tuesday evenings he wants to do TTs with MAD and on Thursday evenings he wants to ride with their chaingang.

I told you it was shocking  :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 May, 2016, 10:09:32 am
An excellent evening awheel  :thumbsup:

This...
...and a grown up bit about something or other.
was in fact a brief discussion followed by vote on acquiring the acme.bike domain
The proposal was immediately endorsed by psyclist and before anyone else had much chance to object it was carried unanimously.
A counter proposal was put forward for acme.cc and acme.cycle but these are respectively already registered and the TLD non-existent.

Therefore, the next question - who wants to register acme.bike on behalf of Audax Club Mid-Essex?
There are sufficient funds in the acme account to reimburse the registrant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 May, 2016, 10:15:22 am
Doggers thinks he should retire from the MEMWNS cos on Tuesday evenings he wants to do TTs with MAD and on Thursday evenings he wants to ride with their chaingang.
Surely MEMWNS would count as extra training!
Let's just hope we're still here when DL comes to his senses and the prodigal splitter returns to the fold  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 May, 2016, 10:19:46 am
Therefore, the next question - who wants to register acme.bike on behalf of Audax Club Mid-Essex?
There are sufficient funds in the acme account to reimburse the registrant.

Given that I'm holding the other domains, I may as well add acme.bike to the portfolio.  Might even chance namecheap!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 May, 2016, 04:37:19 pm
The other thing ted's report of last night failed to mention was 'fangango's rather natty shoes. Whilst I took the pi55 I did think they were very nice. If I needed another pair of bike shoes I'd certainly get a pair. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 May, 2016, 08:30:23 pm
When we rolled into HNP there was bunting everywhere.  I don't suppose Tomsk visits that often though.

The world smells of fresh paint, does it not... ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 May, 2016, 09:02:49 pm
^^^ That's funny  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 May, 2016, 11:07:24 pm
When we rolled into HNP there was bunting everywhere.  I don't suppose Tomsk visits that often though.

The world smells of fresh paint, does it not... ;D
Do you always need to bring scissors to get through the ribbon that is in the way ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 May, 2016, 07:42:07 am
When we rolled into HNP there was bunting everywhere.  I don't suppose Tomsk visits that often though.

The world smells of fresh paint, does it not... ;D
Do you always need to bring scissors to get through the ribbon that is in the way ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 May, 2016, 07:43:08 am
Ah. The rarefied world of audax royalty  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 May, 2016, 11:59:35 am
Therefore, the next question - who wants to register acme.bike on behalf of Audax Club Mid-Essex?
There are sufficient funds in the acme account to reimburse the registrant.

Given that I'm holding the other domains, I may as well add acme.bike to the portfolio.  Might even chance namecheap!

BTW - acme.bike has been acquired. It's currently just redirecting to audaxclubmidessex.org.uk, which in turn is just showing a crap "coming soon" page.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 May, 2016, 12:14:33 pm
BTW - acme.bike has been acquired. It's currently just redirecting to audaxclubmidessex.org.uk, which in turn is just showing a crap "coming soon" page.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 27 May, 2016, 12:31:46 pm
Excellent! I am currently in discussion with the hosting company I use to get a dedicated IP so we can use SSL... hopefully something will be sorted soon so we can get this moving....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 May, 2016, 05:44:32 pm
I can report the 3 elms beer & cider  festival is on and good.... hopefully I'm ok to meet up with huggy in the morning lol....(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160527/dfc227e0b7c1c1d43a206f55aa5d4651.jpg)(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160527/232ca8164d60d63c3cede5390735b0f4.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 May, 2016, 07:54:13 pm
Phwoarrr, I fancy a Brazilian. ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 May, 2016, 08:03:56 pm
It was nice! Coffee & Vanilla!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 May, 2016, 03:59:16 pm
Subject to validation of my 150km DIY this morning, I have now completed the Grand Slam* under 'Tomsk Rules', [ie exact distances, no substitutions]: Dunmow, Trumpington, Red Lodge, Long Melford and back, nice ride, once it warmed up, fingers struggled to operate the ATM in Trumpington! ...A new set of medals coming soon to grace the 'trophy cabinet'  :thumbsup:

* Of course not a prestigious Essex Grand Slam until the Flatlands, had to rely on some Welsh Ride  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 May, 2016, 11:25:53 pm
Great ride out today accompanying Grant round his first test ride of the 100km R&R route.  Beer was partaken, new 'spoons in Maldon was worth a visit - good weather too! Managed to bag my second Essex plastic urinal as well  :thumbsup:

ETA: Plus a proper anvil in Danbury too :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 29 May, 2016, 09:46:57 am
Good work fellow Acme devils :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 May, 2016, 06:25:10 pm
Paging Tom.....

I appear to have been a numpty date wise and missed the entry cut off for A&S.... oppps.... any way of sliding an entry in still?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 30 May, 2016, 10:10:11 am
No problem jiberjaber - bring me an entry form, SAE & cheque [or paypal to my email] - either on Wednesday evening or Saturday morning for an 'EOL' - you're not the only one, by the way!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 May, 2016, 10:39:18 am
No problem jiberjaber - bring me an entry form, SAE & cheque [or paypal to my email] - either on Wednesday evening or Saturday morning for an 'EOL' - you're not the only one, by the way!

Paypal funds sent  :thumbsup: :)

ETA: Entry form emailed over too (hope that works :) )
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 30 May, 2016, 12:46:47 pm
How many ACMErs are riding A&S? I've entered  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 May, 2016, 12:54:40 pm
I think GD and Andy are in also - I am hoping to ride with them to stop me killing myself in the first 100-200km!

Looking at trains, they need reservations and it's knocking on £22 return (they will only allow 2 singles, plus have to call to reserve bike spaces in both directions, only 6 bikes per train).
40 mins on the train plus 15 mins ride to the station.

NCP car park at station is £13 for 2 days and can be booked on Ringo app plus provides convenient sleeping location, 50 mins drive time for me.

Seems like I might be driving, I so much wanted to train it there for sake of safe passage on the return etc but they make it a lot harder than it should be!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 30 May, 2016, 01:44:23 pm
I've never bothered booking a train either to or from Manningtree. Just turned up, bought a ticket and chucked bike on. Has something changed recently that requires a booking?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 May, 2016, 01:55:43 pm
Looking at the options, they all said bike reservations required. 

I think its cause its the 07:34 intercity to Norwich, so slam doors etc..  07:12 Ipswich train shows reservations required too. ??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 May, 2016, 05:14:04 pm
NCP car park at station is £13 for 2 days and can be booked on Ringo app plus provides convenient sleeping location, 50 mins drive time for me.

Seems like I might be driving, I so much wanted to train it there for sake of safe passage on the return etc but they make it a lot harder than it should be!
unless you want to park at the station there is no need to. I've parked in the industrial estates before near the Co-op, also on the causeway just behind the Mogul restaurant (not that there's a pre-ride curry on the A&S). Quiet for a nap before driving home too!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 30 May, 2016, 06:34:19 pm
I am not riding....I've had me fill of overnighters for a couple of months.

I parked at the station for the G&Y and I think it was only 3.50 or so, paid there at the machine by card. Agree with Huggy though, plenty of free parking just near the bottom of the hill around the industrial estates etc.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 May, 2016, 07:46:11 pm
I am riding. Parking at the station. Probably collecting the Hustler on the way.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Redlight on 30 May, 2016, 09:38:21 pm
If you are parking at the station make sure your ticket is VERY visible.  I got a ticket last year because mine had slipped slightly down the dashboard and the time of parking wasn't visible.  The irony is that at the time it was issued, I was asleep in the back, having a post-ride snooze before driving home!

(Should add that I contested it, successfully)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 31 May, 2016, 08:17:48 am
I'm riding, the thought of an SR series keeping me going :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 31 May, 2016, 03:39:29 pm
OK ACMErs, web hosting costs:

Hosting: £0 (I aready pay for this)
Dedicated IP (for SSL): £24/year
SSL cert: £xx/year

We'll have to pay £24/year for the IP, the SSL cert will be additional. We could go down the various free SSL routes, but to be honest, it just looks a complete pain in the arse. Unless somebody else wants to sort that, I'd rather just buy one. I can get one for another £24/year.

So all in all, it will cost us £48/year.

Or we fuck SSL off completely and it will be £0.

What do we think?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 May, 2016, 05:02:36 pm
Do we need SSL ? Can we add it later ?  Free option as an early starter and if we need a more trusted SSL, pay for one then? 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 31 May, 2016, 05:59:49 pm
Do we need SSL ? Can we add it later ?  Free option as an early starter and if we need a more trusted SSL, pay for one then? 

Well, we don't need it, so we could go without. However, it all depends on how we want to treat our members. There will be areas that require a login, where will be a registration process, we will be storing mildly confidential data. All of this will be sent unencrypted without SSL. Do we really want to do that? Do we not want to show our members that we respect their privacy? Do we not want to show the world what a professional bunch ACME are?  :P

So we don't need it and I would happily go without if people are happy with that....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 May, 2016, 06:01:04 pm
Sounds like the free option to get us going and a paid for at a later date might be a good route then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 May, 2016, 06:05:52 pm
I wouldn't know an SSL if it popped out of me Carradice wearing a traffic cone on its head but I do think we should be looking after folk's privacy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 31 May, 2016, 06:18:48 pm
Sounds like the free option to get us going and a paid for at a later date might be a good route then?

It would never be totally free as we'd still need to stump up £24 for the dedicated IP. Another £24 gets us a cert too. Is it really worth trying to save what is effectively less than a round of drinks on an SSL cert?  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 May, 2016, 06:35:21 pm
I vote we do the job properly. I'll let you clever sods decide what "properly" looks like.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 May, 2016, 07:11:04 pm
I was just thinking about the overall costs, which I haven't been keeping track of but numbers like +£75, +£50, +£30 plus what ever else to get us out of the blocks and some of them costs are annual.

Just hearing about what has to be a minimum coverage of entries to pay for a hall makes my question perhaps we should cut our cloth to suit until we have some cash coming in from else where....

eg: if it takes 70 entries to break even on hall rental for 2 events on one day, we are potentially looking like an additional 5 entries to cover the SSl etc...

I know we are planning more than 1 event over a year - but we are not there yet :) If we can do it for free until there are sufficient in the coffers, and move over to a paid for option when the need dictates (online shop?) then perhaps that might be the more cost effective way?



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 31 May, 2016, 08:04:24 pm
Yeah, I'm vibed with that. The site isn't finished yet, so there's no rush....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 May, 2016, 10:26:47 pm
Forward planning and wild thinking..... I've got leave to burn, finding gaps between this RRtY (some of us are pretending we are not doing) is a challenge but I feel the need to get some riding in, perhaps with a means to an end..... last year I did the Southern Coasts & Castles which was nice but sustrans quality route so a lot of COR...

I've got a long week trip to Germany planned in for September and was considering some French action in July but ferry issues have sunk that one (no space left on the one the group I was going to ride with left) which leaves a gap in the later weeks of July.  I haven't succumb to tents yet, so it would be the usual credit card approach to touring...

A couple of thoughts I've been thinking of are a ride to my parents from Essex to Teesside.... which opens up some options.... one of them (which I am not sure about at the moment) would be to use the LEL2017 route, but it feels a bit awkward as it might either remove the surprise (if I were going to do it)...   

Alternatively would be my usual approach to scour and steal with pride bits from other audax's en-route to to get me there.  I guess there's only so many routes to York!  I was also thinking about cramming in a 200km DIY en route potentially (first or second day perhaps) which might solve calendar issues...

Other alternatives could be out West somewhere, and potentially some circular route to get my to Guildford in August...

Happy to hear suggestions..... probably something around 500km / 300 miles or so ......
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 June, 2016, 06:11:37 am
Ride to California?  It would be about 400k.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 June, 2016, 08:21:31 am
Route 1 to Teeside? Via North York Moors & Rosedale Chimney  :o

A route further west would be better than a lot of Fenland though: Rutland, Leics, Notts, S Yorks etc.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 June, 2016, 08:37:51 am
If you wanted closer to 400 miles... Chelmsford->California->Boston->New York->Washington (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Chelmsford/California,+Norfolk,+UK/Boston/New+York,+Lincolnshire,+UK/Washington/@53.2953157,-2.1368915,7z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m32!4m31!1m5!1m1!1s0x47d892c32191ebe3:0xaed2af1e3fcaaaf0!2m2!1d0.4685497!2d51.7355868!1m5!1m1!1s0x47da076c9b854ebb:0x76a38a18f1d060ad!2m2!1d1.719599!2d52.673792!1m5!1m1!1s0x47d7c2c53856f733:0x8406d541f1a0910c!2m2!1d-0.026577!2d52.97894!1m5!1m1!1s0x4878733cdd575f91:0x69a8451d0e471241!2m2!1d-0.1378359!2d53.079011!1m5!1m1!1s0x487e64c8cbe0fc97:0xa8135c37990656ba!2m2!1d-1.517366!2d54.897432!3e1?hl=en).  (You'd have to ride back a bit to get to Teeside, though. :)

Comes down to 300 if you don't go to California.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 June, 2016, 08:50:37 am
If you wanted closer to 400 miles... Chelmsford->California->Boston->New York->Washington (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Chelmsford/California,+Norfolk,+UK/Boston/New+York,+Lincolnshire,+UK/Washington/@53.2953157,-2.1368915,7z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m32!4m31!1m5!1m1!1s0x47d892c32191ebe3:0xaed2af1e3fcaaaf0!2m2!1d0.4685497!2d51.7355868!1m5!1m1!1s0x47da076c9b854ebb:0x76a38a18f1d060ad!2m2!1d1.719599!2d52.673792!1m5!1m1!1s0x47d7c2c53856f733:0x8406d541f1a0910c!2m2!1d-0.026577!2d52.97894!1m5!1m1!1s0x4878733cdd575f91:0x69a8451d0e471241!2m2!1d-0.1378359!2d53.079011!1m5!1m1!1s0x487e64c8cbe0fc97:0xa8135c37990656ba!2m2!1d-1.517366!2d54.897432!3e1?hl=en).  (You'd have to ride back a bit to get to Teeside, though. :)

Comes down to 300 if you don't go to California.

I'd route to the east after NY so you can go over the Lincolnshire Wolds and past the Beaumont transmitter which is the highest man-made structure in the EU.  Then you can go over the Humber Bridge  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 June, 2016, 09:24:04 am
I fancy the Humber Bridge...   :thumbsup:

The TX has been shortened in recent years, so no longer the tallest, they lopped 20m or so off it in 2009
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 June, 2016, 09:36:41 am
If you wanted closer to 400 miles... Chelmsford->California->Boston->New York->Washington (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Chelmsford/California,+Norfolk,+UK/Boston/New+York,+Lincolnshire,+UK/Washington/@53.2953157,-2.1368915,7z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m32!4m31!1m5!1m1!1s0x47d892c32191ebe3:0xaed2af1e3fcaaaf0!2m2!1d0.4685497!2d51.7355868!1m5!1m1!1s0x47da076c9b854ebb:0x76a38a18f1d060ad!2m2!1d1.719599!2d52.673792!1m5!1m1!1s0x47d7c2c53856f733:0x8406d541f1a0910c!2m2!1d-0.026577!2d52.97894!1m5!1m1!1s0x4878733cdd575f91:0x69a8451d0e471241!2m2!1d-0.1378359!2d53.079011!1m5!1m1!1s0x487e64c8cbe0fc97:0xa8135c37990656ba!2m2!1d-1.517366!2d54.897432!3e1?hl=en).  (You'd have to ride back a bit to get to Teeside, though. :)

Comes down to 300 if you don't go to California.

I'd route to the east after NY so you can go over the Lincolnshire Wolds and past the Beaumont transmitter which is the highest man-made structure in the EU.  Then you can go over the Humber Bridge  :thumbsup:

Hadn't looked at the actual route, it's just whatever google thought on "cycling" mode, to get a ball park for the distance between the "controls".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 01 June, 2016, 01:12:18 pm
I rode to Edinburgh in 2011. I passed through Teeside on the way. My idea was to roughly follow NCN1, but leave it at any point it got ridiculous or the signs ran out. It worked pretty well. I didn't have any maps or even a plan, I just headed north!

From memory, before Teeside I camped at (or rather near) Wisbech, Market Rasen, Bridlington, Hinderwell... Then obvioulsy places further north. I got lost badly in Middlesbrough and swore a lot  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 June, 2016, 01:49:22 pm
on the SSL thing I am in the camp of thinking we should just go for it from the start.

If required I am happy to sponsor the £24 for the first year and then see where we are.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 June, 2016, 01:54:31 pm
I rode to Edinburgh in 2011. I passed through Teeside on the way. My idea was to roughly follow NCN1, but leave it at any point it got ridiculous or the signs ran out. It worked pretty well. I didn't have any maps or even a plan, I just headed north!

From memory, before Teeside I camped at (or rather near) Wisbech, Market Rasen, Bridlington, Hinderwell... Then obvioulsy places further north. I got lost badly in Middlesbrough and swore a lot  :P

Swearing a lot - you'd fit right in with the natives lol
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 June, 2016, 03:13:58 pm
[Global CFO interruption]
It is noted that a number of individuals are happy to chip in with various levels of help in time and money, especially while we get ACME off the ground.  I am conscious of committing to ongoing recurring costs should we ever become less fortunate in good will in the future, although I'm not suggesting we would.
I think we should do things 'properly' if we can but it also has to be sustainable year on year.
[/end of interruption]

On the subject of website SSL, how much personal information do we need to cache? Anything confidential could be linked to other cloud services such as Google Docs or similar and use PayPal for handling financials. 
On the subject of fixed IP address, apart from the convenience of a fixed IP being able to be documented, is (free) Dynamic DNS also an option?
Just putting those up for comment and to be shot down.  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 June, 2016, 03:27:28 pm
Wot the Global CFO said. It's all very well doing it properly but it has to be sustainable. If it ain't reasonably sustainable then we should question whether we should be doing it at all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 01 June, 2016, 04:11:18 pm
[Global CFO interruption]
It is noted that a number of individuals are happy to chip in with various levels of help in time and money, especially while we get ACME off the ground.  I am conscious of committing to ongoing recurring costs should we ever become less fortunate in good will in the future, although I'm not suggesting we would.
I think we should do things 'properly' if we can but it also has to be sustainable year on year.
[/end of interruption]

On the subject of website SSL, how much personal information do we need to cache? Anything confidential could be linked to other cloud services such as Google Docs or similar and use PayPal for handling financials. 
On the subject of fixed IP address, apart from the convenience of a fixed IP being able to be documented, is (free) Dynamic DNS also an option?
Just putting those up for comment and to be shot down.  ::-)

Well, the user name and password of anyone logging into the site for a start! This may seem trivial (and perhaps it is) but if you are asking for a user name and password, you are asking for confidential information. Passing those around the interwebs in plain text is a security and privacy risk. The likelyhood of someone trying to sniff out ACME user names and passwords? Probably somewhere close to zero, but it's the principle. That's why yacf runs under SSL. Other information might be names and phone numbers etc...

As for the IP - it's not about it being fixed or dynamic, it's about it being dedicated. ie no other website will share that IP. This is necessary if securing the site with SSL.

Hope that helps, Global CFO!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 June, 2016, 04:34:03 pm
I was going to suggest fixing the username/password thing by using  OAuth 2.0 and only supporting the use of external credentials supported by that (Google, Facebook, LinkedIn, Microsoft, ...) and NOT supporting any kind of local login.  The problem with that is that you always have some folks who won't countenance having any of those accounts who would then be excluded. (I'm not sure I see that as an issue, myself, mind).

I'd still lean towards SSL, though, even if the password handling was outsourced to one of the online authentication services, but it would probably depend on having an annual funding drive... (perhaps we need one of those thermometers they use for church roof fundraising progress meters).

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 01 June, 2016, 04:43:49 pm
I was going to suggest fixing the username/password thing by using  OAuth 2.0 and only supporting the use of external credentials supported by that (Google, Facebook, LinkedIn, Microsoft, ...) and NOT supporting any kind of local login.

Although I've done that before, it was a massive pain in the arse and not something I really want to do. It also sends out a strange message to users IMO...

Edit: Further to that, if you don't exchange the OAuth token via SSL you've kind of defeated the purpose of it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 02 June, 2016, 11:47:49 am
I was going to suggest fixing the username/password thing by using  OAuth 2.0 and only supporting the use of external credentials supported by that (Google, Facebook, LinkedIn, Microsoft, ...) and NOT supporting any kind of local login.

Although I've done that before, it was a massive pain in the arse and not something I really want to do. It also sends out a strange message to users IMO...

Edit: Further to that, if you don't exchange the OAuth token via SSL you've kind of defeated the purpose of it!

Ah OK.  My understanding of it is limited (to the extent that I played with using Google auth within a toy web app), but I thought that the token transfer is between the ACME server and the Auth provider and is via a GET using the SSL of the Auth provider, not the ACME site.  i.e. not between the user and the ACME site.  I could be wrong (probably am!).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 02 June, 2016, 12:07:01 pm
You might be right actually. The code could be sent in plain text and in exchange you receive the token from the provider's SSL. But anyway...............

Let's not worry about it at the moment!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 02 June, 2016, 12:17:10 pm
You might be right actually. The code could be sent in plain text and in exchange you receive the token from the provider's SSL. But anyway...............

Let's not worry about it at the moment!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 June, 2016, 12:32:30 pm
After the proverbial hat was passed round at the start of the Witham Cycling led ride last evening the WC/ACME funds have been somewhat boosted.  If it still stands or not, with tippers' offer of specific donation for SSL the decision over fixed IP and SSL certificate can be transitioned to a technical one rather than the finances poking their oar in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 June, 2016, 03:46:42 pm
hmmm, I don't want to rock the boat but I am a little confused now. So we got funds from Witham Cycling folk (which I guess was towards the Cycling UK fees) as WC will be using that insurance so it is good some of the cover comes from there. But with boosted coffers do we still needs someone to cover that £24? If we are going to do a website for ACME is that not money well spent? I guess we need the tech folk (or just Bobb) to decide.

I am happy to sponsor the £24 but if we have some cash available I am also happy that 'club' funds get spent on that.

Also, can I just check that other than coming under the same Cycling UK thing Witham Cycling and ACME will be completely separate right?

Is it worth us all having a discussion about all this next Wednesday? As I think there are various ideas about what ACME will actually be and I think it is worth us all agreeing (or not) but at least knowing what the full plan is.

From my perspective (and after a discussion with Oaky last night on the way home, rudely interrupted by a suicidal Carradice  :facepalm:) we kind of agreed that we both like the idea of a very loose structure with no need for AGM's and the like. For me that more rigid club structure is why I have no intention of joining any of the other clubs in the area.....I just wanna ride me bike
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 June, 2016, 03:55:53 pm
Great minds tipper, great minds.  Hang fire for the moment, huggy and I have been chatting about stuff recently and we also have a potential mystery benefactor.  Expect an update in the next few days.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 June, 2016, 04:05:09 pm
 :thumbsup: Sweet as!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 02 June, 2016, 04:09:42 pm
Exciting!  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 June, 2016, 04:11:53 pm
Tomsk and I are having a little chat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 June, 2016, 04:14:52 pm
The resurrected Flitch Bikes by chance......?


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 June, 2016, 04:19:40 pm
Not really.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 June, 2016, 04:20:59 pm
The resurrected Flitch Bikes by chance......?


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Good to see you last night Briefly...between KOM's. Glad we could do our Domestique duties for you Frank Zappi  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 02 June, 2016, 04:32:57 pm
BTW - I just checked the AUK Club Results page (http://www.aukweb.net/results/detail/this/clubs/) and I see that ACME is now on a 6-rider total of 150 points (only 1 point behind yacf!!).  Obviously the real points monsters (e.g. Audax Club Bristol, VC167) have nothing to worry about but it's interesting to see how well little old ACME is doing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 02 June, 2016, 04:46:35 pm
The resurrected Flitch Bikes by chance......?


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Good to see you last night Briefly...between KOM's. Glad we could do our Domestique duties for you Frank Zappi  ;D

Cheers Tippers it was good to catch up briefly with some familiar faces and nice to collect the KOM set last night!
Domestique duties worked well as I left the peloton with an average speed of 12mph and ramped it up to 15mph by the time I got home having battled the relentless wind and gusts......!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 June, 2016, 06:39:51 pm
Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               

Hurdlemakers Arms 12th Annual Beer Festival
Friday 24 th June 4pm-11pl
Sat 25 th June 12-11
Sun 26 th June 12-10

25+ real ale, 8+ ciders, BBQ...


Windmill Audax is that Sunday IIRC, so potential Friday family fun?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 June, 2016, 08:24:20 pm
Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert             Forward planning alert               Forward planning alert              Forward planning alert               

Hurdlemakers Arms 12th Annual Beer Festival
Friday 24 th June 4pm-11pl
Sat 25 th June 12-11
Sun 26 th June 12-10

25+ real ale, 8+ ciders, BBQ...


Windmill Audax is that Sunday IIRC, so potential Friday family fun?
:thumbsup:
Might work out a DIY to end there on the Saturday..... ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 June, 2016, 08:25:44 pm
I'm probably aiming for the Friday as oil be riding Sunday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 June, 2016, 11:23:56 am
Olly Murs - Dear Darlin just came on the radio at work brought back some memories.......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 June, 2016, 11:44:41 am
I'm not sure whether I've widely mentioned this but I insist on being ACME's Musical Director. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 June, 2016, 11:49:57 am
I'm not sure whether I've widely mentioned this but I insist on being ACME's Musical Director.

For the next epiphany do would there be any chance you could do a rendition of 'Will Griggs on Fire' ??


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 June, 2016, 12:05:09 pm
I'm not sure whether I've widely mentioned this but I insist on being ACME's Musical Director.

For the next epiphany do would there be any chance you could do a rendition of 'Will Griggs on Fire' ??


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Certainly not. I don't do requests.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 June, 2016, 01:32:44 pm
I'm not sure whether I've widely mentioned this but I insist on being ACME's Musical Director.

For the next epiphany do would there be any chance you could do a rendition of 'Will Griggs on Fire' ??


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Certainly not. I don't do requests.
If he did requests we would all be asking for John Cage's 4'33
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 03 June, 2016, 03:25:06 pm
Hopefully with an extended encore. He'd never manage it though ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 June, 2016, 03:28:31 pm
For all you know me and bobb could have already started rehearsals for this next year's Epiphany Do! 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 June, 2016, 03:34:57 pm
 :thumbsup:
Excellent. I will try to arrange a venue with a suitable stage and lighting for this year (or next as it is)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 June, 2016, 03:40:40 pm
:thumbsup:
Excellent. I will try to arrange a venue with a suitable stage and lighting for this year (or next as it is)

I'll need one of those Winnebago things as well.  Plus my band will be bigger, much bigger!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 June, 2016, 03:42:15 pm
:thumbsup:
Excellent. I will try to arrange a venue with a suitable stage and lighting for this year (or next as it is)

Evoke nightclub in Chelmsford for OD and Bobb to do a set! No doubt Ted has a table permanently reserved in then VIP area for when he entertains his TOWIE clientele!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 June, 2016, 05:41:48 pm
A reduced ACME peloton composed of Bobb, the Hustler, Marco Pantani, Jiberjaber and me set off on the Asparagus and Strawberries yesterday.

We were soon joined, in controversial circumstances, by the Straggler. He had already amassed over 50 points and is aiming to go hyper but no amount of cajoling, pressure and charm could persuade him to move over to the dark side and join ACME.  It seems that we are ok to ride with when his Sudbury CC mates are smashing it up the front of the field but not good enough to join  ;D. He has said that a brown envelope of the right size might tip the balance though.

It was a windy and hot ride up to Wells with the usual slog from Acle to the Coast.  It is probably fair to say that we were a bit guilty of enjoying relaxed stops and then trying to make up time by doing one in between.  By the time we reached Wells there were plenty of weary legs. Jiber lit what he called his last match in a frantic bid to drag us to Weasenham before closing time.  Never has the usually impeccably organised northerner looked so panicked as when he realised we had an hour to get there to make it worthwhile. We made it in time but there were few among us who looked capable of a sustained pull to take advantage of the tailwind to barton.

Luckily help was at hand in the shape of our new best friend Rob on Sea.  Aside from the occasional token cameo appearance, he basically led us from Weasenham to Manningtree - actually there was a bit of a gap when he ended up pulling the wrong group into  Saffron Walden but we soon forgave him and allowed him the honour of going on the front for 68 of the last 70 kilometres until the Hustler put in his usual Arrivee Spurt and hammered home.

Needless to say, Jiber had no problems at all with the distance and had clearly been overthinking the whole thing.

Our BCM participants had a bit of the after the Lord Mayor's show vibe going on but Sister Carol is now an SR   :thumbsup:

The Hustler is next.

As for me, I struggled badly.  I managed to hold down my Macdonald's for nearly 10 minutes before throwing it back up and I never really recovered.  It's easy to forget that 400k is a long way and get a bit blasé about the whole thing - lesson learned the hard way  :facepalm:



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 June, 2016, 06:44:47 pm
Gosh  :o

Well done you chaps. The A&S is a tough ride, it bit me on the arse last year so much respect to you all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 05 June, 2016, 07:29:39 pm
Nearly had to pull out of this event due to work deadline commitments for Monday, but glad to make it to the start.  Met some familiar and forgotten faces at start.  Started with my CCS team mates, then straggled off to join Hampshire 'Trikey' James group at Halesworth and straggled to and finished ride with the renowned Team ACME from Acles onward to Manningtree.  Currently under legal contractual allegiance with CCS, switching over to ACME could lead to myself being treated as an outcast by my home town community.  Being CCS tail end Charlie audaxer, hanging onto club mates is always a tall order often ending up getting smashed.

Found the ACME pace more civilised, joined by Rob On Sea who did massive turns on front through the night.  Congratulation to Rob on sea and Jibers in completing their 1st 400km and look forward in them getting their SR award this season.  I found that Hyper SR is a recognised but not a medal award and looks less appealing now.

Must offer my apologies to Ian who introduced himself at Acles, but my poor memory lapse of riding with him were hazy.  I should not have excuses in remembering him in future after kindly offering me a strawberry. I seriously might have to consider changing my forum name to 'the mackerel'. :-[

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 June, 2016, 07:46:00 pm
Cracking report chaps, I'm presently kicking back with a pint reflecting but not aching which must be a first!(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160605/d5ed135c1c0b30a668c2649753cb0bac.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 June, 2016, 09:00:15 am
Now that I have had some sleep I can deal with the more important matters arising from A&S.

1. Weather - ACME summer time has officially begun  :thumbsup: - Bobb was spotted in short sleeves and less than 4 layers for a brief period on Saturday afternoon.

2. Photography - when I see an esteemed non-riding fellow member standing  at the top of a hill I expect him to be holding a box of ice creams not a sodding camera  >:(

Carlos has asked me to point out that his image rights are very valuable so all requests for photographs should be made via his agent.

3. Catering - i am new to this game so I rely heavily on others for the essentials (you know, navigation, towing me along, holding my bike when I have cramp, telling me my wheel isn't on properly etc) but the thing I rely on most is the ACME method ie audaxing at a civilised pace.  This requires a careful balance of doing one, smashing it, fafffage, hedge stops and relaxed eating.  It seems ridiculous to be concerned about experience when you are in a group with the likes of Bobb and the Straggler to help you along but few people have the organisational flair of Huggy when it comes to the classic combination of audaxing and fine dining.  The bring back Huggy campaign starts here. I owe it to my stomach.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 June, 2016, 09:38:47 am
Next time.....I will bring my little helpers along and set up a feed zone for you.....NOT.

I felt a bit bad but then I figured I've been done at the top of a hill by a photographer so many times I deserved to get one back. I blamed it on Tomsk if anyone mentioned the cruelty of it  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 June, 2016, 10:09:36 am
... Carlos has asked me to point out that his image rights are very valuable so all requests for photographs should be made via his agent.

Which is me  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 June, 2016, 10:29:25 am
... Carlos has asked me to point out that his image rights are very valuable so all requests for photographs should be made via his agent.

Which is me  ;D

Is there any truth in the rumour that there is a super injunction in place in case Jiber tries to sell any of the pictures he took of Sister Carol in the wee small hours of Sunday morning ?  He does look very different at that time of the morning when he hasn't slept for a day and without his make up, mood lighting and soft focus lens.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 June, 2016, 10:41:34 am
Absolutely!

Carlos has valuable contracts with BHS, M&S, Next, Topman, Moss Bros, Fatface, Head&Shoulders, Rapha, poncycyclingshoes.com and many more too numerous to mention.  Any snaps of him at anything less than his best could cost me him shit loads of money  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 June, 2016, 02:36:18 pm
I found that Hyper SR is a recognised but not a medal award and looks less appealing now.

'Hypers' know who the select few are...but I wouldn't be averse to a medal, should one exist  :thumbsup:

And my congrats to first-timers at 400km and new SRs alike  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 June, 2016, 05:58:29 pm
hmmm, I don't want to rock the boat but I am a little confused now. So we got funds from Witham Cycling folk (which I guess was towards the Cycling UK fees) as WC will be using that insurance so it is good some of the cover comes from there. But with boosted coffers do we still needs someone to cover that £24? If we are going to do a website for ACME is that not money well spent? I guess we need the tech folk (or just Bobb) to decide.

I am happy to sponsor the £24 but if we have some cash available I am also happy that 'club' funds get spent on that.

Also, can I just check that other than coming under the same Cycling UK thing Witham Cycling and ACME will be completely separate right?

Is it worth us all having a discussion about all this next Wednesday? As I think there are various ideas about what ACME will actually be and I think it is worth us all agreeing (or not) but at least knowing what the full plan is.

From my perspective (and after a discussion with Oaky last night on the way home, rudely interrupted by a suicidal Carradice  :facepalm:) we kind of agreed that we both like the idea of a very loose structure with no need for AGM's and the like. For me that more rigid club structure is why I have no intention of joining any of the other clubs in the area.....I just wanna ride me bike

Right then, in response to tippers' post above ...

huggy and I have been trying to raise 2 years worth on insurance premium so we don't have to pass the begging bowl around too often - cos it's boring.  Last week we collected £49 from the WC folks, this week I will try to collect another £26.  In addition one of the WC blokes has stumped up £75 and the Global CFO should have the money by Wednesday.  So it looks like we will have achieved our target.  So that the WC folks think they are getting their money's worth I will run a few more led rides, it would be nice if some of you chaps could as well.  I also hope we can do a few more velodrome trips this year, the ride leader insurance is vital for these trips.

I have said that I want the WC contributions ring fenced and spent only on ride leader insurance as the money was given solely for this purpose.  That means the contributions from us lot can be spent on ACME stuff or whatever else.   I think we have contributed c£140 thus far.

Now the "club" thing.  What we have now are a variety of informal entities offering different activities but there is also significant crossover.  We have the MEMWNS, ACME, WC, huggy's AUK rides and Tomsk's AUK rides.  I think we do need some sort of club structure to fall back on.  So far, cos WC has ride leader insurance it also has CUK affiliation - hence there's your "club" right there.  We couldn't do the velodrome evenings without the CUK affiliation and also huggy used the affiliation to help set himself up with AUK.  I'm not sure we can change WC's name and I'm not sure it's necessary.  My view is all the things we have planned can carry on as they are, but if  "club" is ever required for some tedious bit of bureaucracy we have WC and it's CUK affiliation to fall back on. 

Money, if we are to be a "club" even in the loosest sense I think we need a bit of cash, which we now have.  Further funds could easily be raised from event entry fees (audaxs and velodrome) plus jersey and cap sales (any renting 'fandango out as a knitting pattern model).

What do we think?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 June, 2016, 06:32:17 pm
 :thumbsup: Good ride Tom, I actually really enjoyed the last stage and was over the moon to find we entered Newmarket halfway up that horrible climb.... or at least that's what it felt like in the dark LOL  I had some bad shoulder/rear chest pain during the ride which Ibuprofen wasn't doing much to solve but I discovered standing up when descending helped a lot... the pain miraculous went for the last 100km somehow, perhaps it was my mental state due to tiredness blocking it.

A change in riding style prompted by riding with Grant last week saw me leave the big ring along, this worked well until the combination of new chain and the wear in my cassette started to show meaning my top 2-4 gears were useless for putting any power through, so for the rest of the ride I was playing between front and rear to a comfortable cadence... new cassette ordered today!

I've other memories coming back to me now...

Things wot I learned was (recorded so I can remember for next time...):

Hopefully my overpaid administrative staff got my brevet in the post today, let me know how many days it's late by so I can start my claim for liquidated damages..... 

We'll look fantastic once we are all astern in ACME regalia ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 June, 2016, 06:59:35 pm
hmmm, I don't want to rock the boat but I am a little confused now. So we got funds from Witham Cycling folk (which I guess was towards the Cycling UK fees) as WC will be using that insurance so it is good some of the cover comes from there. But with boosted coffers do we still needs someone to cover that £24? If we are going to do a website for ACME is that not money well spent? I guess we need the tech folk (or just Bobb) to decide.

I am happy to sponsor the £24 but if we have some cash available I am also happy that 'club' funds get spent on that.

Also, can I just check that other than coming under the same Cycling UK thing Witham Cycling and ACME will be completely separate right?

Is it worth us all having a discussion about all this next Wednesday? As I think there are various ideas about what ACME will actually be and I think it is worth us all agreeing (or not) but at least knowing what the full plan is.

From my perspective (and after a discussion with Oaky last night on the way home, rudely interrupted by a suicidal Carradice  :facepalm:) we kind of agreed that we both like the idea of a very loose structure with no need for AGM's and the like. For me that more rigid club structure is why I have no intention of joining any of the other clubs in the area.....I just wanna ride me bike

Right then, in response to tippers' post above ...

huggy and I have been trying to raise 2 years worth on insurance premium so we don't have to pass the begging bowl around too often - cos it's boring.  Last week we collected £49 from the WC folks, this week I will try to collect another £26.  In addition one of the WC blokes has stumped up £75 and the Global CFO should have the money by Wednesday.  So it looks like we will have achieved our target.  So that the WC folks think they are getting their money's worth I will run a few more led rides, it would be nice if some of you chaps could as well.  I also hope we can do a few more velodrome trips this year, the ride leader insurance is vital for these trips.

I have said that I want the WC contributions ring fenced and spent only on ride leader insurance as the money was given solely for this purpose.  That means the contributions from us lot can be spent on ACME stuff or whatever else.   I think we have contributed c£140 thus far.

Now the "club" thing.  What we have now are a variety of informal entities offering different activities but there is also significant crossover.  We have the MEMWNS, ACME, WC, huggy's AUK rides and Tomsk's AUK rides.  I think we do need some sort of club structure to fall back on.  So far, cos WC has ride leader insurance it also has CUK affiliation - hence there's your "club" right there.  We couldn't do the velodrome evenings without the CUK affiliation and also huggy used the affiliation to help set himself up with AUK.  I'm not sure we can change WC's name and I'm not sure it's necessary.  My view is all the things we have planned can carry on as they are, but if  "club" is ever required for some tedious bit of bureaucracy we have WC and it's CUK affiliation to fall back on. 

Money, if we are to be a "club" even in the loosest sense I think we need a bit of cash, which we now have.  Further funds could easily be raised from event entry fees (audaxs and velodrome) plus jersey and cap sales (any renting 'fandango out as a knitting pattern model).

What do we think?

As long as the Global CFO and 'fandango's agent aren't planning on "doing one" with the proceeds of the Xmas raffle then I am relatively cool with the arrangement, though sometimes there is a need to say upfront what might happen with money should we decide to fold the gathering and there's coffers still in the bank, plus on top of that might bring some regular reporting on said piggy bank... 

Like Nik I don't do clubs as my experience of them is they tend to end up a political sideshow for whoever has the most time... perhaps we should consult our ACME legal eagle after he's finished attending to my administrative tasks... ?

(joking aside, most orgs I've known have something that says in the event of closing, the remaining funds will be given to a certain charity or something like that - but that comes with some admin as noted above (no - not my brevet, the accounting bit... ) )

I recall something recently about a need for Chelmsford CTC to have meetings and keep mins of them, something about a change of status releasing them of that duty... not sure if that is something or nothing...)

ETA: CUK policy booklet might be worth a peruse to ensure the interpretation is right, don't you already have a formal entity, WC, else you couldn't get the Affiliated Group and ride leader stuff in place?  http://www.cyclinguk.org/sites/default/files/file_Public/policy_handbook_for_cycling_uk_member_groups_2016_final.pdf

ETA#2: I didn't realise that  'Affiliated Members of Cycling UK' doesn't give you voting rights in CUK!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 June, 2016, 08:58:11 pm
How much detail do you really want ?

Apologies in advance to anyone who actually reads this.

I think we are probably all agreed (?) that ACME is a distinct group from WC but that there will be a great deal of crossover between the two with many ACME members also being members of WC. That is probably a crucial distinction; you can be a member of one without being a member of the other.

I don't know a lot about WC but I do know that it is an affiliated group of Cycling UK. This gives it access to some third party insurance cover subject only to compliance with certain Cycling UK rules.  As an aside, Chelmsford CTC is an informal group of Cycling UK so is subject to more rules but nothing like it would be if it was a formal group.  As another aside, Audax United Kingdom Long Distance Cyclists' Association ("AUK") is an affiliated group of Cycling UK.

However WC and AUK are very different in structure.  WC is an unincorporated association whereas AUK is a company limited by guarantee.

There is no statutory definition for an unincorporated association, but a number of definitions appear in case law. The most well-known definition comes from Lawton LJ in Conservative and Unionist Central Office v Burrell [1982] WLR 522, who defined the entity as "two or more persons bound together for one or more common purposes, not being business purposes, by mutual undertakings each having mutual duties and obligations, in an organisation which has rules which identify in whom control of it and its funds rests and on what terms and which can be joined or left at will".

It is a structure that most clubs adopt almost by accident when they are formed.  Legally it could probably be argued that ACME is already an unincorporated association as none of the rules need to be in writing.  The only thing that could be a saving grace is that no one has asked for or paid a subscription.  I understand that ACH is free to join and I assume it lives off a small surcharge on the kit it sells.  Perhaps someone could reach out to ACH or ACB and ask.  Keeping it simple has a real attraction here as you will find out below.

Most clubs do go on to have some basic rules and safeguards to prevent Arthur Fowler Xmas Club situations and to deal with a range of issues including:

The name of the association;

The association’s object and purposes;

Election and admission of members;

Payment of subscriptions;

Resignation of members;

Suspension and expulsion of members;

Composition of the managing committee;

Management of the association’s affairs;

Finance and property;

General meetings;

Alteration of rules;

Dissolution of the association; and

Power of specific officers to bind members.


The problem with unincorporated associations is that they have no legal capacity as an entity separate from their members.  This becomes an increasing problem as they become bigger and need to deal with third parties.  At this point most will appoint a committee to act on their behalf, which brings its own list of new issues,  and many will become companies limited by guarantee. There are other structures that may work for a group depending on what they are doing.  There is also a tax efficient structure for Community Amateur Sports Clubs that many local sports clubs will sign up to.

There are liability issues as well.  It is not possible to sue an unincorporated association as it has no legal personality.  It would theoretically be possible to sue all the members of an association if the association at large was, say, causing a nuisance.  Normally, however, it would be an individual that was sued.  Most of us carry third party insurance by being members of Cycling UK or the correct grade of membership of British Cycling.  Huggy has already identified the real issue with liability in relation to WC, an individual being held liable because of something they do on behalf of the club. This why the velodrome insists on club insurance cover.  It is hard to see how this could really be an issue as the only thing that ACME will do will be to organise certain audax events and these would be covered under AUK's policy.  It may be food for thought though.

You will not be surprised to hear that the only real exceptions to the legal entity point are tax and anti-discrimination rules (though in both cases there are de minimis rules in place).

If anyone is still awake and at the risk of being even more boring, if we are going to end up as an unincorporated association, it does probably make sense to have the most basic set of rules imaginable in place at least.  These rules are usually as much for the protection of those looking after the money and members as they are for the members.   Fortunately there is nothing new under the sun really when it comes to this sort of thing and it should not be hard to create a set of rules.  I was thinking that the amounts we are talking about are not large and it was a bit of overkill but Tomsk is potentially about to create an order for c. 2k worth of jersey and caps so perhaps the amounts are not trivial after all.

At least on this occasion it really is alright to blame Oaky as he came up with the concept in the first place  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 06 June, 2016, 09:15:54 pm
Arthur Fowler Xmas Club situations

Please tell me that this is often cited in legal circles  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 June, 2016, 09:30:45 pm
Not as often as the Ian and Cindie custody battle.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 06 June, 2016, 09:32:32 pm
What about poor old innocent Max being sent down for a murder he didn't commit


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 June, 2016, 10:05:30 pm
Mrs jiberjaber has just asked me why I'm crying with laughter!

Good summary GD.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 June, 2016, 10:12:50 pm
You will also be pleased to hear that I have done your administration as well. 

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 June, 2016, 10:54:48 pm
Excellent, many thanks for that! :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 June, 2016, 11:11:20 pm

Good summary GD.
You call that a summary?!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 June, 2016, 11:52:33 pm
Being on the receiving end of plenty of legal advice, that is one of the better ones  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 June, 2016, 09:24:21 am
Folks, just in case anyone might be interested in joining me I have just entered a DIY 200k for June 25th. To keep my RRTY live I need to get this done and I can't do the Windmill ride on the same day as I need to be home late afternoon/early evening so I am planning on it being a reasonably steady ride with limited stopping time.

The route is the same as THIS (https://www.strava.com/activities/448895642)

My plan is to be on the road at about 4am and do a non stop to Red Lodge for breakfast then a quick snack/coffee in Saffron Walden and a beer at the Swan in Little Totham just a couple of KM from home.

I'm planning this to be my first Fixed 200 as well so who knows how it will go!

Let me know if you are interested in joining the fun. I can pass on the details.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 June, 2016, 09:48:52 am
How much detail do you really want ?

Apologies in advance to anyone who actually reads this ...

Re ted's excellent summary ^^^

Everything ted says sounds fine.  I'm not in favour of red tape and rulz.  I suppose the only times when such things are needed are where insurance is required or when money changes hands.  For the moment at least we have the insurance angle covered and given I am only handing over relatively small sums of money to people I trust 1 million % I personally have no need for my financial interests to be safeguarded in any way - others might feel differently.

ACME's links with WC are a marriage of convenience with ACME riding on the back of something that was already in existence.  Nobody, least of all me, seems to have a problem with this.  But there's nothing to stop ACME striking out on it's own and affiliating with CUK in it's own right.  WC can sail on regardless.  If ACME and WC were to part company it would be easy for the funds collected so far to be split based on who had contributed what.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 June, 2016, 10:12:56 am
To continue the current multiple topic conversations and return to the WC / ACME finances discussion for my two pennies of textual input...

The issue of passing the hat around for contributions may have got a little blurred for the purpose of paying for certain immediate expenses and subsequently creating a small cash float.  For my part, for which I have been volunteered in to the position of GCFO, the intentions were in chronological order:
1. Pay for the CUK Ride Leader premium, reasons for having this are well documented up thread.  I was willing to underwrite this with the expectation of reimbursement throughout the year by way of small supplement on rides and Velodrome trips etc.. The 2016 premium has been paid by a combination of WC led ride participant and MEMWNS member donations, with further WC donations expected to be able to have at least 1 year's premium in the bank.
2. MEMWNS / ACME member donations have helped sub the CUK premium in the short term but will be 'repaid' with WC led ride income and another significant benefactor.
3. ACME member donations for getting the 'club' off the ground to be used for the payment of set up stuff for the website, Internet domain(s), fixed IP and jersey design fee.  Some of these have been underwritten by individuals but the funds remain available for the purpose of reimbursement if requested.
4. In future, ACME club funds may be boosted by brevet supplements, cake sales, passing the hat around at Epiphany to request OD to stop singing, jersey sales, etc.

The purpose of WC and ACME are separate but have shared some common financial goals up to now; the revenue streams are documented and separated by me and can now be forevermore kept separate given that the only real expenditure that WC has is the CUK premium, ACME will have ongoing running costs.  Accounting records can be shared if required, I did suggest that we have a members/officers access only area on the ACME website to post such records.

To the subject of running ACME AUK events, no they do not need to be covered for insurance purposes by the WC CUK association due to AUK having their own specific insurance for that purpose.
*** Interesting fact - did you know that when you are on an AUK ride although you are covered for 3rd party liability there is a £500 excess? ***
Reason to have personal 3rd party liability cover anyway??
To the subject of you good readers also having vested interest in WC, if you have been or intend to go to a Velodrome event with WC in the future then you will benefit from the WC CUK associated membership.
Therefore there is inextricable cross-over of membership of WC and ACME, so everyone's donations started off in the one pot but we are now in the happy position that they can be appropriated to distinct group activities.  It may be cleaner for WC to be absorbed under the name of ACME and change the name with CUK but that runs the jeopardy of new cyclists in the Witham area not feeling like they have an easy access cycling group to introduce them and nurture their confidence on the road, I include myself in that and look what's happened to me!!  So I don't think WC can be absorbed or dissolved but runs in complement to ACME and vice versa.  It just makes the financial recording a little more challenging that's all.

Do we need a formal set of rules for these two cycling groups of friends and loose associates? Possibly. I hand you back to the legal department.
However, if at around Christmas/Epiphany time you don't hear from me just call me Arthur.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 June, 2016, 10:19:48 am
joking aside, most orgs I've known have something that says in the event of closing, the remaining funds will be given to a certain charity or something like that - but that comes with some admin as noted above
Well that's easy and obvious - it just gets put in the Hello Kitty purse kitty and used up at the next MEMWNS outing  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 June, 2016, 10:36:34 am
huggy, Global CFO and the voice of reason. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 June, 2016, 02:05:04 pm
It may be cleaner for WC to be absorbed under the name of ACME and change the name with CUK but that runs the jeopardy of new cyclists in the Witham area not feeling like they have an easy access cycling group to introduce them and nurture their confidence on the road, I include myself in that and look what's happened to me!!  So I don't think WC can be absorbed or dissolved but runs in complement to ACME and vice versa.  It just makes the financial recording a little more challenging that's all.

I think it's better for the led rides, and for encouragement of novice cyclists if Witham Cycling remains with the name Witham Cycling.  ACME would confuse civilians, I think.

Quote
Do we need a formal set of rules for these two cycling groups of friends and loose associates? Possibly. I hand you back to the legal department.
However, if at around Christmas/Epiphany time you don't hear from me just call me Arthur.

I don't know...  Teh ACME Roolz as I see them are pretty sparse and boil down to:-

ACME (Audax Club Mid-Essex) is a loosely knit community and exists for ~3 purposes:-


Membership of ACME to be limited to:-
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 June, 2016, 02:20:05 pm
Good to see anarchy is still alive and well somewhere in mid-Essex (*) and as per normal we're still not taking anything too seriously - I was beginning to worry!

(*) mid-Essex being defined a band running across the middle of the county of Essex with either a vertical (north to south) or horizontal (west to east) orientation depending on personal taste  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 June, 2016, 05:07:37 pm
Good to see anarchy is still alive and well somewhere in mid-Essex (*) and as per normal we're still not taking anything too seriously - I was beginning to worry!

(*) mid-Essex being defined a band running across the middle of the county of Essex with either a vertical (north to south) or horizontal (west to east) orientation depending on personal taste  ;D

Audax Club North Essex...Audax Randonneurs South Essex...hmm, no, I think the fringes of the county will be in Mid-Essex  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 June, 2016, 05:28:05 pm
Good to see anarchy is still alive and well somewhere in mid-Essex (*) and as per normal we're still not taking anything too seriously - I was beginning to worry!

(*) mid-Essex being defined a band running across the middle of the county of Essex with either a vertical (north to south) or horizontal (west to east) orientation depending on personal taste  ;D

Audax Club North Essex...Audax Randonneurs South Essex (ARSE)   ;D  ...hmm, no, I think the fringes of the county will be in Mid-Essex  ;D

^^^ I'm moving to south Essex!  Thankfully my skin is too good for north Essex.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 June, 2016, 06:27:39 pm
Mid-Essex is a state of mind not a neo-imperialist straitjacket, man.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 June, 2016, 06:28:33 pm
That's what the Hustler told me anyway.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 June, 2016, 06:31:02 pm
Quick question... is there a perm for the A&S... just thinking about how I might get a 600km in before the middle of September.... (given I wont be here for Flatlands)... to given I have an idea of how to ride A&S I'm thinking of a 200km(ish) bolt on to top and tail it to a 600 but a start/arrivee from home..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 June, 2016, 06:38:30 pm
Quick question... is there a perm for the A&S... just thinking about how I might get a 600km in before the middle of September.... (given I wont be here for Flatlands)... to given I have an idea of how to ride A&S I'm thinking of a 200km(ish) bolt on to top and tail it to a 600 but a start/arrivee from home..
yes there is, it's organised by Herman, however you can't extend a perm the same way you can a calendar event. You'll need to ride it as a DIY by GPS or create your own traditional PoP ride as a perm.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 June, 2016, 06:40:27 pm
Or ride the Flatliner?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 June, 2016, 06:53:49 pm
Quick question... is there a perm for the A&S... just thinking about how I might get a 600km in before the middle of September.... (given I wont be here for Flatlands)... to given I have an idea of how to ride A&S I'm thinking of a 200km(ish) bolt on to top and tail it to a 600 but a start/arrivee from home..
yes there is, it's organised by Herman, however you can't extend a perm the same way you can a calendar event. You'll need to ride it as a DIY by GPS or create your own traditional PoP ride as a perm.

Ta... yes was going to DIY by GPS, sorry getting terminology mixed up.  I've got a tentative 200km already knocked up, might review against other audax I've done this year to confirm route and perhaps ride it  later this month.

Ted - prefer the A&S as I can ride to Manningtree for the same start time and know what is where and when, so some of the unknowns are removed...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 June, 2016, 07:10:03 pm
For my 'Hyper' last year, I did the A&S route, starting from Dunmow and missing out Saffron Walden on the return, adding a reversed Horses for Courses to make a DIY 600.

Off at first light [about 05:00, September iIrc]: I got several hours in my own bed the next night, had a leisurely breakfast with the family, making Newmarket 'spoons for brunch and finished the final day in daylight [just!] I had the extra time on 14.3kph, but in the event didn't need it, even with the down time back home. I did the traditional Dunmow arrivee in the Angel and Harp  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 June, 2016, 07:26:12 pm
 :thumbsup: I'll be nicking bits from some of the ones of yours I've done this year plus a bit of own brew from MEMWNS rides I've done too... oddly looking forward to it if I can fit it in...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 June, 2016, 07:35:36 pm
Can I have a Pukka Pies neo capitalist straight jacket or whatever ted said?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 June, 2016, 07:57:03 pm
Very crafty Tomsk.

I knew you were hooked jiber when I saw your smiley face at Manningtree on Sunday morning.

What about going to Dunmow and riding a DOTD, a Boudicca and a Horses for Courses back to back as a diy?😂
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 June, 2016, 08:54:14 pm
My plan is to fall out of bed on to the bike and then fall off the bike in to bed, so home to home fits that criteria and saves any other travel arrangements (car to Dunmow or train to Manningtree).

The extra doesn't go via Witham at the moment, but could do, and perhaps add another option for an ACME ride... who knows! :)  It presently includes both the station cafe and Sudbury McD so most of the ingredients are there LOL  Its basically a parallelogram with Manningtree & Hadleigh to the east corners and Henham and Mountnessing the western corners.  Still some finessing to do, it would be nice to avoid Colchester for example, but I'd be passing through there early in the morning to hit Manningtree for 08:00ish so not to much of a problem for me..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 June, 2016, 09:22:50 pm
DOTD  ;D....surely you mean DTDO

Colchester is fine that time in the morning Jibers, I have gone through several times to get to the start of rides around that time and it really is dead. Even the Dual carriage way along the bottom is quiet to make for a quick escape.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 June, 2016, 09:26:56 pm
I've tried 3 600's now and only completed one. I think this was because I can't ride much more than 450km without sleeping, the one I completed had a sleep stop at 400km and as huggy can confirm, I did need a kip.

Just mentioning this so you consider adding somewhere to rest sometime after 400km, jiber.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 June, 2016, 09:28:55 pm
Yep, as tippers says, Colchester is fine before 8am.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 June, 2016, 09:56:27 pm
I was observing the bus stops as we passed them, there were some high quality ones and some nasty perches or no bench at all :)  Still plenty of thinking to do so far, its about 60 km to the cafe, so an earlyish start I think
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 June, 2016, 09:11:04 am
Talking of 600s, who is doing the Flatlands ?

The Hustler is keen to do it, I feel I ought to accompany my main wingman, the Straggler might do it as part of his Hyper which means we will have some experience on hand, anyone else ?

DL has just smashed the Dragon so maybe he might be up for a quick scoot up to Goole ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 June, 2016, 10:01:22 am
I have a pass for it......and I do fancy completing the Essex SR so a tentative yes.....maybe depending on how things are going it might even be on Fixed  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jack on 08 June, 2016, 10:07:19 am
Talking of 600s, who is doing the Flatlands ?

I plan to, although technically I've not cleared it at home yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 June, 2016, 10:27:06 am
On Sunday morning I swore never to ride an overnight Audax again but I've unfinished business with the Flatlands and if I can cobble together some sleeping gear then, well, maybe.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 June, 2016, 10:32:12 am
On Sunday morning I swore never to ride an overnight Audax again but I've unfinished business with the Flatlands and if I can cobble together some sleeping gear then, well, maybe.....

If it's advice on sleeping in woods you're after then look no further ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 June, 2016, 11:11:33 am
Though I am a bit worried about meeting unsavoury characters in the woods in the dead of night, offering to brew me a cup of coffee or lend me their special trowel or even show me their tattoo. Scary  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 June, 2016, 11:22:15 am
You should just look at one of the hotels I reckon. Probably be the most efficient and you are quick enough to get some use out of the funds spent. The Premier Inn (?) at Goole or I think some folk use the Travelodge in Scunthorpe which is not too far off route. I know some others use the Lincoln TL but I personally feel that is too far in as the damage will be done by then.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 June, 2016, 11:25:19 am
Sister Carol was a broken man by the time he got to Lincoln last year so an earlier stop would be better.

You and he are both quick enough to have a candlelit dinner for two somewhere nice and then spoon in a comfortable bed.

The Hustler and I will be slogging towards a bus shelter somewhere between Gainsborough and Lincoln cursing the fact that we ever agreed to ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 08 June, 2016, 11:29:04 am
I'm not able to ride on the calendar date, so will probably do a Flatliner (maybe reversed... Reniltalf) on one of the nearby weekends.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 June, 2016, 11:40:36 am
You`re so right ted, I was broken by Lincoln, I asked huggy the way to the railway station and he told me the biggest pork pies ever, before then I trusted him implicitly.

I proper bed in Goole is tempting tippers but there`s still 300km to go and how I`d get out of bed for that after a few hours sleep, I just don`t know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 June, 2016, 11:44:03 am
Tippers will push you out so that he can get down for breakfast.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 June, 2016, 11:46:20 am
When I did the ride I was ready for a kip and hour or two after Goole which was before Gainsborough.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 June, 2016, 11:51:50 am
OK, I have a pass so I might as well face the fact that I am going to ride and let the only decision be Fixed or Gears. That might depend on the forecast.

If I ride I reckon it will be a Pro Plus, Coffee and Lucho Dillitos fuelled ride and call a ridiculous target of being back for Lunch on Sunday. (there, I've said it and I now have something to focus my training on)

If it's good weather I might even break out the Trek with no Mudguards  :o

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 June, 2016, 11:52:04 am
I tried sleeping on a churchyard bench in Gainsborough at 3am, I only had a down jacket, it was too cold and uncomfortable to sleep, all I remember after that is pain.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 June, 2016, 11:59:36 am
It is the apparent lack of Huggy that is concerning me at the moment.

I need to check my books, but I believe that kidnapping is legal where it relates to assistance with audaxes over 400km.  It's one of those obscure laws that has just never been repealed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 08 June, 2016, 12:11:22 pm
I'm up for it. Need it for the Essex SR  :)

Bus shelter all the way for me. Hotels are cheating....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 June, 2016, 12:27:18 pm
You and I are happy with a gravel layby.

Bus shelters are luxury, bloody luxury.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 June, 2016, 01:16:31 pm
It is the apparent lack of Huggy that is concerning me at the moment.

I need to check my books, but I believe that kidnapping is legal where it relates to assistance with audaxes over 400km.  It's one of those obscure laws that has just never been repealed.
Kidnapping will probably be the only way of releasing me to spend a weekend on my bike.  The real challenge for the Flatlanders of course is to go for the grand slam of Wetherspoons, and maybe a curry thrown in for good measure  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 June, 2016, 01:23:44 pm
hugs, what about we just ride up to Goole bagging as many 'spoons as we can then getting the train home?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 08 June, 2016, 01:26:15 pm
The straggler will plan to be on the ride, taking the bus shelter route.  Worked out well for me last year and got between
60-90min quality kip as I was pretty tired after riding with Bobbs pace. Hope Huggy will be able to make it as he orchestrated the pace and stop duration spot on, with 90min to spare.  Looking to spoons visits again.  Quick service quality food at reasonable cost.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 08 June, 2016, 01:55:57 pm
You`re so right ted, I was broken by Lincoln, I asked huggy the way to the railway station and he told me the biggest pork pies ever, before then I trusted him implicitly.

I proper bed in Goole is tempting tippers but there`s still 300km to go and how I`d get out of bed for that after a few hours sleep, I just don`t know.

You want to ask Cristophe about the opportunities for packing and getting a train from Sleaford (IIRC) on a Sunday  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 June, 2016, 02:03:42 pm
A 24 hour 'Spoons would be far better at Barton Mills.  The A&S lacks Huggy approved eating options. I plan to add Spalding this year as well to finish the set on the Flatlands.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 June, 2016, 03:14:11 pm
I will be riding the Flatlands on the day [after a late start for clearing up etc]. I need it for my Essex SR.

The Bus Shelter is booked.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 08 June, 2016, 04:12:56 pm
I will be riding the Flatlands on the day [after a late start for clearing up etc]. I need it for my Essex SR.

The Bus Shelter is booked.  :thumbsup:

Where is The Bus Shelter? Is it the room with a view shortly before Lincoln? I have it booked for my mid summer Flatliner which I'm hoping to do on 25th June.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 June, 2016, 10:55:51 am
So last night, as ted never showed up, and neither did 'fandango, I suppose it falls to me to report events ...

It was excellent!  By the time jibbers and Tomsk arrived there were 13 of us in The Cats.  Wally looked pleased to see us, his foot is still giving him gip but he was cheerful enough.

Two of our number were TMNH virgins but everyone got up without any bother, my record for deflowering virgins remains in tact, my slow and steady approach never fails, particularly with the ladies.

The rest of the detail you need can be summed up thus ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpsekfidhkh.jpg)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 June, 2016, 07:44:14 pm
Where is The Bus Shelter? Is it the room with a view shortly before Lincoln? I have it booked for my mid summer Flatliner which I'm hoping to do on 25th June.

Yes, on the Burton Ridge shortly before Lincoln and almost opposite the lane up from South Carlton village. Solid stone building with wide seats bunks and a good view. There are several other quality 4/5 star ones on this B road, as the settlements are all located well down the hill - exposed ground isolated but 1/4 mile+ from the communities the serve: none of this modern glass and steel rubbish  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 June, 2016, 08:15:54 am
Folks, one of the Lady Tiptree Velo riders qualified for the World Gran Fondo Championship via. the Tour of Cambridgeshire the other week. She is going to take the opportunity to ride in the World Champ event in Perth which is brilliant.

She is looking for a Rigid travel box to take her bike so I thought I would ask if any of you know someone that might have one that they would be willing to lend/hire?

Any ideas or offers appreciated.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 June, 2016, 08:28:03 am
Tippers, put a post on the Witham Cycling FB page as I'm sure I remember someone mentioning a travel box but annoying can't think who.  Alternatively I could be completely wrong!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 June, 2016, 08:41:42 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 June, 2016, 08:43:51 am
:thumbsup:

I think Thomas's in Colchester hire them out but may have a limit of 2/3 available so they may already be spoken for!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 June, 2016, 09:16:43 pm
BTW - I just checked the AUK Club Results page (http://www.aukweb.net/results/detail/this/clubs/) and I see that ACME is now on a 6-rider total of 150 points (only 1 point behind yacf!!).  Obviously the real points monsters (e.g. Audax Club Bristol, VC167) have nothing to worry about but it's interesting to see how well little old ACME is doing!
Two weeks later and the 6-rider total is up to 166, fourth in the list behind Audax Club Bristol (489), VC167 (281) and Audax Club Hackney (217). Not bad going at such a young age.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 14 June, 2016, 11:18:51 pm
BTW - I just checked the AUK Club Results page (http://www.aukweb.net/results/detail/this/clubs/) and I see that ACME is now on a 6-rider total of 150 points (only 1 point behind yacf!!).  Obviously the real points monsters (e.g. Audax Club Bristol, VC167) have nothing to worry about but it's interesting to see how well little old ACME is doing!
Two weeks later and the 6-rider total is up to 166, fourth in the list behind Audax Club Bristol (489), VC167 (281) and Audax Club Hackney (217). Not bad going at such a young age.

 :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 June, 2016, 04:53:00 pm
what a great day....working from home and my broadband was screwed this morning so I was well behind by the time I had to log on. I made a note to put petrol in the Volvo....when I did it I was rushing and I actually put PETROL in it.....it's a Diesel.....bugger. The garage said I was probably OK to top it off with Diesel and carry on....Mrs Tippers is not impressed!

Not so sure I should be trying to get onboard a big boat tonight.....but looking forward to a bit of 'me' time!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 June, 2016, 04:59:16 pm
Oh dear!  It can only get better!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 June, 2016, 11:46:36 pm
Still in Harwich. I think most of the HGV's in East Anglia are being loaded on this ship!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 June, 2016, 08:02:25 am
Still in Harwich. I think most of the HGV's in East Anglia are being loaded on this ship!

They do that as ballast when they already have something heavy on board  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 June, 2016, 10:43:46 am
Spotted in the window of Bakers of Danbury when on the A Little Essex R&R 100k test ride and photo opportunity taken last night on the MEMWNS ride to the Swan beer festival
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/ACME/IMG_0690_zpspaf0ajxy.jpg)
I wonder how long it may stay there so it could be used as an info control  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 June, 2016, 07:04:57 pm
Still in Harwich. I think most of the HGV's in East Anglia are being loaded on this ship!

They do that as ballast when they already have something heavy on board  ;D
But Fred and OD were not on board!

Anyway...observations from day 1 riding through the Netherlands
1. They really do have it right. The only time I shared the same roads as cars was for short section of very quiet roads.
2. People give way to you evenue if they don't have to
3. The e-bike is taking over
4. Not every village has a pub and I have yet to see an Amstel sign
5. Folk are chilled, friendly and for some reason seem to know I speak English.

 :thumbsup:

10ish KM to the Belgian border in the morning.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 June, 2016, 07:10:46 pm
It is always a seminal moment in a relationship when one party takes the other for granted.  The crunch point is usually a forgotten date.  This was the first anniversary of jiberjaber's first ride with ACME. I don't actually know if he forgot, but it's clear he doesn't care.

Meanwhile the rest of us had a great time at the Swan beer festival.

I meandered over that way to  find ride leader, the Hustler, trying  to organise Huggy, Oaky, Hotblack and special guest Zenia Warrior Princess.

It was obvious that the safe bike parking / easy beer ordering location was the back garden but the Hustler was so transfixed by the Morris Dancing that he had apparently lost his mind.

Eventually we made it to a nirvana of picnic tables,  marquees and a private bar.

We sampled a variety of beers and the unruly types (Zenia, Oaky and Hotblack ), went big with some ciders as well. Wibblers' Copperhouse took the Quaffer's Choice.

You would think that Morris Dancers would be fairly difficult to impress, but when Hotblack started his lightshow it was like humans seeing fire for the first time. 

All too soon, it was time to head off into the balmy night to beat the streetlight curfew but, despite the  lack of legends, it was another splendid night.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 June, 2016, 05:57:13 am
Your reports always make me giggle. I think MEMWNS and ACME need a book and you can write it, after all you're the one with the most time on his hands.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2016, 09:13:25 am
The only Midsummer Madness on show last night was in our decision to head out into the stormy gloom.  With heavy, humid air and portentous skies, it looked more like the opening scene of a horror movie than an evening out just after the summer solstice.  All that was missing was the creepy house and the odd looking butler (OD was off with Tomsk, Bobb and Huggy tucking into black pudding and curry sauce or whatever they eat up north).

After some shoe maintenance issues ( :facepalm:), I managed to intercept the Oaky breakaway chain gang.  Once I had managed to cling onto the back of their tight group, it became apparent that this was, in fact, the ACME peloton itself. 

Oaky was putting a select group of Sir Robin of Locksley and Zenia Warrior Princess through their paces. He had routed us via loop 23(a)(ii) from OD's Bumper Book of Weird Ways to the Pub.  This meant diverting from the obvious route for a random ride through Goldhanger and then up a newly loose dressed lane (Oaky is on trend with his current love of gravel) back to about 100 yards from my interception point.

Gravel passed, Oaky zoomed off at a moderate pace to the Tap Room with the rest of us trailing in his wake. I am sorry to report that one of our number declined the opportunity to ride up Market Hill and bailed out to a side street option.  My only excuse for doing this was that I knew I wasn't going to get up there with the gear I was using  :facepalm:

Soon after we had re-assembled at the Tap Room, Jiber Jeste of the Foreign Legion hove into view.  He also seems to be suffering from a bit of the ODs and had plotted an "interesting" route to Maldon from Chelmsford.  We sampled Paradise Found, Kings, Captain Bob and Oscar Wilde before heading down to the Hythe and the delights of the Queen's Head.  Jiber was on a strict curfew but something in the ever present threat of rain and the smell of mud seemed to remind him of home so he soon abandoned himself to the night's revelries.

The usual random conversation followed while we sampled Woodforde Wherry, Puck's Folly and, the Quaffer's Choice - Dark Star's Hop Head, (quote Jiber "it's quite hoppy" - well who would have thought).

Despite the darkening skies and occasional flash of lightning, it was a warm and pleasant place to while away some time.  We probably all knew that we were using up the dry part of the night, but we were all happy to sit there watching the orange glow of the horizon disappear into black clouds. 

As it happened, it only really started hammering it down when I was 10 minutes from home.  I don't think Jiber was as fortunate though.  Not long after I got safely indoors, all hell broke loose with rolling thunder, lightning and torrents of rain. Nevertheless, another top evening of ACME fun.

Perhaps, when summer arrives, we can plan our annual yacht club trip.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 23 June, 2016, 10:58:47 am
If things continue as per this morning, we may be able to do a yacht trip up North Hill before the summer is out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 June, 2016, 10:59:45 am
Lol.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2016, 01:01:46 pm
Driving in this morning, it was hard to believe that I had cycled along the same roads a few hours before.  Basically, it was like driving through a shallow river with some deep patches.  The roads are also covered in debris which will make cycling interesting for a few days to come.

This being the thread where forward planning is tolerated and even encouraged, I am going to propose the 6th of July as the YC trip.  I won't be out next week so feel free to head as far west as you can  :thumbsup:

I will come up with a route from Spa to the YC (which may look remarkably similar to last year's route).

Edit: in other news, my new time-trialling sandals have just arrived  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 June, 2016, 01:34:12 pm
Edit: in other news, my new time-trialling sandals have just arrived  :o
And when do the Socks arrive?

Agreed on the road bits. Braxted road had loads of crap over it and it was also a bit washed out in a couple of places. My early start for Saturday's 200 DIY is currently looking likely, the rain only forecast for later in the afternoon by which time I fully intend to be back in the house!

Sorry I missed last night....work is killing me this week.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2016, 01:49:43 pm
And when do the Socks arrive?


Funny you should mention that...

My time-trialling coach and I have been working hard on putting together exactly the right ensemble to ensure maximum aerodynamic efficiency.  The subject of socks came up last night.  Coach Oaky has suggested Team Wiggins socks.  He believes that if they say Wiggins on them then they must be ideal for time trialling and will compliment the sandals beautifully.  We are now working on sourcing a retro helmet in the style of Chris Boardman circa 1996.  I remain unconvinced that the musty pelt of destiny is an appropriate skinsuit but coach knows best.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 23 June, 2016, 01:50:59 pm
Skinsuit, aero helmet and aero overshoes all a must if you're going to do it properly.......! Sandals optional


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2016, 02:32:03 pm
Oaky was appointed as coach after a rigorous selection process.  Unsuccessful applicants should refrain from trying to give unsolicited advice.

Coach Oaky is very strict about such matters.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 June, 2016, 02:33:49 pm
Oaky just wants the helmet to put the pasties in it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2016, 02:36:45 pm
He told me they were aerodynamic ballast.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 23 June, 2016, 02:45:10 pm
I think we need to subject rainlegs to a wind tunnel analysis.  Might work like trip strips and aid your vortex shedding.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2016, 02:53:49 pm
I am sure I read somewhere that it doesn't work with faux denim though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 June, 2016, 03:40:53 pm
F Y I... Windmill Ride is EOL if peeps still fancy it...  :thumbsup:

http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/16-272/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 24 June, 2016, 08:54:52 pm
Unfortunately, I can't make the Windmill ride this Sunday. I remember being tortured byTomsk and tippers last year.

Are you riding jiber?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 June, 2016, 12:24:26 am
Yup, though that depends if I stop drinking and go to bed before Sunday.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 25 June, 2016, 12:28:51 pm
Don't worry jiber, the rain will soon freshen you up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 25 June, 2016, 12:34:41 pm
Are you in an ACME peloton of one or are there others  joining you?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 June, 2016, 04:03:56 pm
I got my 200 for June in Today on my now favored DIY route. First one on Fixed, it was OK but reasonably glad I didn't get my hands on the new cogs which were delivered to work.

The Windmill Ride is a cracker, lots of hills for an Essex Ride. It's Tomsks 'Smash it' ride although I believe he is giving love at one of the controls this year  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 June, 2016, 06:09:36 pm
I think we need to subject rainlegs to a wind tunnel analysis.  Might work like trip strips and aid your vortex shedding.
Need to see if the faux denim ones make a difference as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 June, 2016, 06:19:30 pm
I can report that faux denim Rainlegs don't frighten sheeps.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 25 June, 2016, 06:27:20 pm
I can report that faux denim Rainlegs don't frighten sheeps.
No doubt they stopped lanolin getting on your thighs.  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 June, 2016, 10:32:24 pm
I think he had the velcro attachments on at that point.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 June, 2016, 10:52:49 am
So last night I decided to start checking my Gravel route out.....I did not get very far! Checking bridleways after 4 days of pretty solid rain was never going to be a good idea.

The first piece was our previously used path between Grange road and Maldon road in Tiptree....bit Soggy but OK. The next one was a bridle way from Grange Road down towards Braxted Park. The first bit was Ok, Gras with some gravel underneath, the odd puddle but kind of what I expected. Then it turned into the woods and all hell broke loose. I got about 400m into that and found a full width mudbath at which point I turned around and decided this would be one to chalk up as a Don't bother.

I guess this will be the run of things though, figuring out which tracks are passable and which are not....it was fun anyway.

The Croix De Fer with the knobbly 40's on it was brilliant. Hard getting up to speed but once there all ok. They performed pretty well in the Mud considering just how much there was! Anyway, I'll be looking for more of the Gravel and swerving the really muddy stuff that has been used by a lot of horses. I suspect that will probably limit me more to the Byways than the bridleways.

Also, I finally felt the pedalling issues others had mentioned you get after riding a fixed gear bike. I actually thought something was broken for the first couple of minutes....weird!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 June, 2016, 12:41:16 pm
Quick rules check... if I ECE an event but decide to bail out of the ECE, I still get the event distance don't I ?  ??? (i.e. ride to start but not do the last bit of the ECE after the end of the event...)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 June, 2016, 12:49:25 pm
Yep....probably worth sending Martin a quick mail to tell him you didn't do the ECE but you will still be credited with the Event either way. (as long as you complete it)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 June, 2016, 12:55:39 pm
Ta - trying to decide in my head should I ECE the 400km this weekend and make it my 600..... I have 3/4 of a plan (i.e. a route of sorts)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 June, 2016, 01:14:44 pm
That is a pretty good call considering there are sleep facilities along the way as well!

I have only just realised that the route goes right past the end of my road, as I am not riding it I never looked that closely. I think I might need to look at a DIY ride on the route though. It would have me sleeping at 240 km which is just about Perfect I reckon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 June, 2016, 11:32:01 am
Right, so an update on the Fixed.....

I had the new chain on for the DIY in the weekend and it did make a bike difference, a lot less noise. There was still clicking when I put any reasonable power through the cranks and on hills it was making all kinds of clunking and clicking noises.

On Sunday I took the cranks off and checked all the bolts on the chain ring which were all nice and tight. I had noticed on the tour that there did seem to be a gap between the Bottom bracket and the shell which I had forgotten about. Sure enough I put the BB tool in and it practically undid itself. I took the whole BB out, cleaned it, greased it and put it back in and tightened it up properly.

The result, on the ride over to Witham was an absolutely silent drive and it resolved the issue with the cracks touching the chain stay under heavier loads as well.....although an attack on the back of the drive side crank with the Dremmel helped that already!

I put the 17t on so have moved up to 73(ish) inches now, will see how that goes, might be some walking involved.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 29 June, 2016, 03:24:09 pm
METHS

Good folks of ACME - does anyone want some METHS? (lots of METHS!)

I was looking around for a cheap source of meths for the Trangia since my current 2L bottle had run out.  I was about to but a 5L bottle from restexpress (https://www.restexpress.co.uk/acatalog/Methylated_Spirits.html?gclid=Cj0KEQjw4827BRDJvpbVuKvx-rIBEiQA2_CzsBA3palo3HjCDF9OXiUxIAxahI2hiIrdbZt2id8WjB0aAhIy8P8HAQ) for £11.95 plus P&P, but noticed that they do a 4x5L bundle for £43.55 including the P&P - i.e. about £10.90 for 5L

Any takers for the 3 spare 5L bottles if I decide to order this?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 June, 2016, 04:09:04 pm
Do they do a good price on Coke as well?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 June, 2016, 04:16:50 pm
METHS

Good folks of ACME - does anyone want some METHS? (lots of METHS!)

I was looking around for a cheap source of meths for the Trangia since my current 2L bottle had run out.  I was about to but a 5L bottle from restexpress (https://www.restexpress.co.uk/acatalog/Methylated_Spirits.html?gclid=Cj0KEQjw4827BRDJvpbVuKvx-rIBEiQA2_CzsBA3palo3HjCDF9OXiUxIAxahI2hiIrdbZt2id8WjB0aAhIy8P8HAQ) for £11.95 plus P&P, but noticed that they do a 4x5L bundle for £43.55 including the P&P - i.e. about £10.90 for 5L

Any takers for the 3 spare 5L bottles if I decide to order this?

I'm happy to go in with you.  But ...

We will be in France in less than 2 weeks and I was going to check out the French version of meths (alcool à brûler?) to see if it was cheaper.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 29 June, 2016, 05:07:24 pm
Looks like the French stuff is cheaper, brico depot (http://www.bricodepot.fr/carpiquet/alcool-a-bruler*/prod4113/) seems to do it for €1.82 per L or €8.65 for 5L if you can get to one of those.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 June, 2016, 05:11:25 pm
The last lot I bought from Mondy's was £8.99 for 2l  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 June, 2016, 05:20:55 pm
Looks like the French stuff is cheaper, brico depot (http://www.bricodepot.fr/carpiquet/alcool-a-bruler*/prod4113/) seems to do it for €1.82 per L or €8.65 for 5L if you can get to one of those.

Oaky, rather than you buy a load of meths from your source, should I bring a load back from French France???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 29 June, 2016, 06:05:58 pm
Looks like the French stuff is cheaper, brico depot (http://www.bricodepot.fr/carpiquet/alcool-a-bruler*/prod4113/) seems to do it for €1.82 per L or €8.65 for 5L if you can get to one of those.

Oaky, rather than you buy a load of meths from your source, should I bring a load back from French France???

Sounds like a plan to me!  I assume Tilly can accommodate.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 June, 2016, 06:14:27 pm
Looks like the French stuff is cheaper, brico depot (http://www.bricodepot.fr/carpiquet/alcool-a-bruler*/prod4113/) seems to do it for €1.82 per L

Isn't €1.82 about £25 at the moment?  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 June, 2016, 06:59:31 pm
Oh yeah bobb, you know last week we talked about ACME Elders having official titles and they need to be listed on our web shite. Oaky is Fire Safety Officer. Best not ask why although I have a video.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 June, 2016, 07:01:50 pm
How is the site getting on?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: cycleman on 29 June, 2016, 08:21:53 pm
The French meths has a higher alcohol content than the British stuff and therefore burns hotter  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 June, 2016, 08:30:19 pm
The French meths has a higher alcohol content than the British stuff and therefore burns hotter  :)

Splendid!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 July, 2016, 08:58:55 am
For those not riding The Kingdom of the East Saxons this weekend I am thinking of heading over towards Great Easton to get some snaps of the field on their way out.

Planning to leave Tiptree about 8:30 and drop into the Compasses for a quick lunch on the way home.

Anyone interested?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 July, 2016, 01:03:36 pm
^ Excellent idea  :thumbsup: - I'll tell riders to smile and wave, while they're still feeling perky  :demon:

Drop into St Mary's Room on your way out if you like. I'll be there from about 09:00.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 July, 2016, 01:05:02 pm
 :thumbsup:

I'll be nice to them this time and not wait at the top of a hill......I think!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 July, 2016, 01:08:03 pm
The French meths has a higher alcohol content than the British stuff and therefore burns hotter  :)

Splendid!!!

It tastes worse though.   ;) :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: cycleman on 01 July, 2016, 05:25:07 pm
But I think it is not poisonous like the UK meths :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 July, 2016, 05:49:34 pm
But I think it is not poisonous like the UK meths :)

Like that's ever stopped Oaky.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: cycleman on 01 July, 2016, 06:24:47 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 July, 2016, 01:50:33 pm
But I think it is not poisonous like the UK meths :)

Like that's ever stopped Oaky.

I'm saying nothing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EmCKbWS6c)  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 July, 2016, 06:24:22 pm
BTW - has anyone else noticed that huggy's R&R route profile on the AUK site looks like that woman off the stamps?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 06 July, 2016, 07:28:49 am
BTW - has anyone else noticed that huggy's R&R route profile on the AUK site looks like that woman off the stamps?
Do you think I could squeeze another 'R' in there for Essex Royal Reservoirs and Rivers?  Essex RR&R??
Title: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 July, 2016, 11:54:35 am
ACME made its annual visit to the Chelmsford Beer and Cider Festival last night.

Tippers, Tomsk, the Gear Whisperer, Hotblack, Jiber, Mrs Jiber, Oaky, Huggy, OD and I all made it there by various means.  Notably, OD managed to ride Penelope there all the way from Witham, with a chair ! Oaky arrived by beer scooter and several members walked from the station. 

I have to confess to feeling used and dirty this morning.  I may have been led astray or it may have been the excitement of the lights, the music and the ale but I have no real excuse for my actions.  Yes, I took the train part of the way home.  I tried to make up for it by getting off a stop early to make the ride home a bit longer but I don't think that absolves me of blame, particularly as I still managed to beat the streetlight switch off by almost 5 minutes.  Meanwhile, Tomsk, the Gear Whisperer and Huggy all managed to get there and back by bike.  The rest of us need a long hard look at ourselves.

Beer Festival rules applied so there was no real structure to our sampling and hence no Quaffers' Choice award was made on the night.  Jiber and Hotblack were taking a very technical approach with lists of beer and long debates about what to try next.  The rest of us just took pot luck.

Talk was of Huggy's excellent work on the routesheets for his August rides and plans for Hereward.

Next week will hopefully see us in our dress cleats and lycra blazers for our yacht club visit.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 07 July, 2016, 12:17:07 pm
... and plans for Hereward.

Who has entered then? I was thinking about it, but was unsure. If there's going to be an ACME peloton, I better enter!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 July, 2016, 12:29:32 pm
I'm in, as is Andy I believe...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 07 July, 2016, 12:43:47 pm
I'm in, as is Andy I believe...  :thumbsup:

Right, I've just entered  :)

Hopefully the weather will be like last year - monster tailwind heading north, dying down at night without getting cold at all, followed by glorious morning sunshine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 July, 2016, 01:42:03 pm
That sounds far better than the wet (but warm) slog Nik was describing to me last night... lets go for your version :D  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 July, 2016, 01:52:05 pm
  Meanwhile, Tomsk, the Gear Whisperer and Huggy all managed to get there and back by bike.  The rest of us need a long hard look at ourselves.
cough cough.....and me....on my 1x7 commuter with teeth missing on the front chain ring. And I was pissed enough to go all the way along the A12 bike path to Kelvedon and I managed a PR between Kelvedon and Tiptree.....I don't even really remember riding!

I am in for Hereward....unsure of just what my plan is. Good weather might have me trying to stick to a faster schedule with short stops on the Trek. Bad weather might see me on the Fixed.....My fast strategy might well end up being a not so fast strategy but I want to see where I am for the Flatlands in 30 hours plan.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 July, 2016, 05:00:33 pm
Unfortunately I missed you all at the Chelmo beer fest last night but I'll be there on Friday evening, hope to see some repeat offenders, jiber? ted?

I'm  so ashamed of myself quitting King of the Saxons just 'cos it was night time, so I've entered Hereward. Can't wait :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 July, 2016, 05:24:43 pm
Yesterday evening we rode past the infamous Red Beret in Melbourne, it didn't look too bad but given we had a date with a beer festival I resisted the temptation to pop my head round the door.  Mind you, it would appear (http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/red-beret-pub-faces-license-review-complaints/story-27736715-detail/story.html) The RB's reputation is well deserved  :o  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 July, 2016, 05:29:31 pm
Unfortunately I missed you all at the Chelmo beer fest last night but I'll be there on Friday evening, hope to see some repeat offenders, jiber? ted?

I'm  so ashamed of myself quitting King of the Saxons just 'cos it was night time, so I've entered Hereward. Can't wait :facepalm:

Maybe - though I might be there tonight and Saturday.... will see how it goes :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 July, 2016, 05:34:39 pm
Yesterday evening we rode past the infamous Red Beret in Melbourne, it didn't look too bad but given we had a date with a beer festival I resisted the temptation to pop my head round the door.  Mind you, it would appear (http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/red-beret-pub-faces-license-review-complaints/story-27736715-detail/story.html) The RB's reputation is well deserved  :o  ;D

It's a bit tamer than when I were a lad. There's hardly a death or even a stabbing there these days.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 July, 2016, 05:37:53 pm
Unfortunately I missed you all at the Chelmo beer fest last night but I'll be there on Friday evening, hope to see some repeat offenders, jiber? ted?

I'm  so ashamed of myself quitting King of the Saxons just 'cos it was night time, so I've entered Hereward. Can't wait :facepalm:

Maybe - though I might be there tonight and Saturday.... will see how it goes :)

I'm sure they'll let you sleep over jiber ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 July, 2016, 05:43:01 pm


It's a bit tamer than when I were a lad. There's hardly a death or even a stabbing there these days.

I suppose back then there was trouble with people returning from WW1.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 July, 2016, 05:45:54 pm


It's a bit tamer than when I were a lad. There's hardly a death or even a stabbing there these days.

I suppose back then there was trouble with people returning from WW1.

Boer war actually
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 July, 2016, 06:15:42 pm
So far the Mid-Essex Hereward Peloton is, in no particular order: Tippers, AndyC33, Carlosfandango, bobb, jibberjaber...

Also some of the usual East Anglian suspects: Big Saxon, Wilkyboy [on fixed no doubt], Bernster, fidgetbuzz.

We've got some nervous first-timers at the distance/over-night thing. Be gentle with them.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 July, 2016, 10:23:09 am
Heads up chaps and chapesses,
Open the spoiler link for details of a Velodrome session on Wednesday 3rd August from 8pm, get in quick if you're interested this time because I am going to cap the maximum number of riders to 15 unless I get lots of interest very quickly to make it worthwhile booking a 2nd instructor, if that is even possible with the lead time.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 July, 2016, 10:26:50 am
£32 sent  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 08 July, 2016, 10:30:34 am
£32 also sent  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 08 July, 2016, 10:36:28 am
ditto
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 July, 2016, 10:44:31 am
ok ok, no need to jump that quickly  :thumbsup:

ETA:  Booking form returned to the Velodrome.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 July, 2016, 04:22:09 pm
I had a cracking weekend of bike stuff and family stuff.

The littlest Tippers managed the ride out to Wivenhoe on Saturday which was a great adventure. It included a completely overgrown NCN path (between Birch and Olivers Lane) which resulted in us both having several nettle stings. We chilled by the river for a few minutes and applied dock leaves and cold water to the stings before she had a go on the swing hanging from the tree.

The NCN through Colchester was brilliant in most cases, there was some mild panic from me when I realised that going down a hill A was struggling to brake.....lucking there was a nice gate to stop progress on that occasion. We stopped at Castle Park for an ice cream by the boating lake before following the Wivenhoe trail all the way to the Quay in Wivenhoe. It was the Wivenhoe Regatta so the place was very busy and there were shopping opportunities much to A's delight!

A train home and then a ride from Kelvedon to Tiptree via Highfields lane all done with no complaints. She even made it up the steeper side of Windmill will without even being in her bottom gear, I was well impressed with that.

Yesterday was my attempt at putting together a gravel route. Very enjoyable but there was a lot of grass, a few more nettle stings and some mud. Loved it though and will likely leave the big tyres on the Croix de Fer for the rest of the summer. 60km with a fair bit of off road made for a good work out!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 July, 2016, 07:42:07 pm
I had a cracking weekend of bike stuff and family stuff.

Chapeau to the Littlest Tippers :thumbsup: A proper adventure and the Wivenhoe Regatta to top it off too!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 July, 2016, 08:30:42 pm
Chapeau indeed.

We may have another member of the ACME youth wing, I am collecting the youngest shredette's new (old) bike on Thursday  :thumbsup:

Hopefully they can have jerseys too in time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 July, 2016, 08:56:36 am
Simply this (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=22529.msg2054202#msg2054202)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 July, 2016, 09:49:57 am
As the architect of yesterday's carefully crafted route, I felt beholden to make the effort to ride the whole route (Note to OD:  this is how it is supposed to work when you provide a route).  This meant leaving home early to ride the first half of the route to be at Spa for 7.30.  Unbeknown to me, this forum was ablaze with people pulling out of said route while I plodded my way across to Witham. 

In the end, only Hotblack turned up at Spa and a welcome sight he was too.  At least he was a welcome sight until I noticed he was astride his carbon-wheeled and tubular-shod Bianchi with the titanium skewers.  We shot off at a moderate pace and picked up Tomsk and Henry VIII between Feering and Messing.  It took me a while to realise that the legend was using gears (I think it was the rear derailleur that gave it away eventually).  Moreover, good King Henry was on his carbon racing machine.  That meant it was me and three of the big beasts of ACME, who all looked like they meant business.  There was only one thing for it, I sprinted to the front, mumbled something about a change of route and then gradually slowed the pace down to one I could actually cope with.  I could almost feel the frustration behind me as the mini-peleton tried to unleash itself on the lanes of mid-Essex.  It was a swift ride to Mersea but an enjoyable one in near perfect conditions.

For the second year running we were not able to go aboard for cocktails. An unfortunate combination of holiday leave and illness had meant that only the assistant under-chef was available in the galley and it just didn't seem appropriate to offer the legend any less than the full hospitality experience.  We therefore made our way straight to the yacht club.  There is a limited selection of ales at the club but there is always Adnams and a guest bitter on.  The guest bitter, Paradise Found by Mighty Oak, proved to be a decent selection and would probably have taken the Quaffer's Choice on any other night.

The conversation spanned the usual erudite range of topics and all too soon I waved goodbye to the three musketeers as they set off back to the mainland.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 July, 2016, 10:48:51 am
Indeed the pace was high last night. I had always wondered how it would be drinking water on a MEMWNS and it was actually pretty good, it sure helped with the trip home!

The Trek shod with the Schwalbe S-Ones was a VERY nice ride indeed......I am really looking forward to the weekend now!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 July, 2016, 10:52:12 am
I liked the look of the S Ones as a potential winter tyre for the fixed machine.  If I could squeeze 30mm in instead of the current 28mm then all the better.

I didn't mention your water drinking antics thinking some things should stay in ACME.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 14 July, 2016, 11:28:58 am
So was the Quaffffffers' choice water, then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 July, 2016, 11:51:48 am
I liked the look of the S Ones as a potential winter tyre for the fixed machine.  If I could squeeze 30mm in instead of the current 28mm then all the better.

Yep, they are lovely and I am running them Tubed. I was at 80 PSI last night and suspect I could go 10 lower and still be pretty much good. I might look into another set to switch the Croix back to road....tubeless :facepalm:

I didn't mention your water drinking antics thinking some things should stay in ACME.

Edit.....I wouldn't give the water the Quaffers choice though....I felt quite sad looking at the beer and not being able to have any.
I'm not ashamed....much. Like not riding fixed this Friday I will not be swayed by peer pressure....much.

The gout REALLY hurts and I did my first Hereward at the end of a bout of it, that was not a lot of fun. Along with that I am trying to drop some KG's (I have plenty to drop) to assist with my attempt at a more 'efficient' Flatlands.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 July, 2016, 01:21:35 pm
I wonder if the Croix with the 40mm tyres would be able to handle the London to Brighton offroad ride.....I think this might need some investigation!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 July, 2016, 03:30:46 pm
Gives I did the coasts and Castles on 35mm cyclecross loaded I should think it will cope with ease!

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160719/085655ecfc63508f2a1cc3fae1096f38.jpg)


(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160719/08a5a411d9775075d2aca3cbcfc7cf3f.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 19 July, 2016, 03:45:02 pm
Are you trying to catch tippers by surprise with that last pic?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 July, 2016, 04:29:06 pm
hehe....Sheeeeeeeep  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 July, 2016, 05:59:14 pm
We did quite a lot of fully loaded Up North Tour off road too  :facepalm:

(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/Up%20North%20Tour/IMG_0706_zpsf2ldlfam.jpg)
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/Up%20North%20Tour/IMG_0741_zpszlszhnx1.jpg)
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/Up%20North%20Tour/IMG_0716_zpstkawc7yl.jpg)
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/Up%20North%20Tour/IMG_0717_zpsj61npiph.jpg)
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/Up%20North%20Tour/IMG_0774_zps0gq3nevy.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 July, 2016, 09:39:27 am
Well we made it at last! Met tippers at the Beehive in Lt Horkesley [ a proper local pub for local people]; eventually tedshred and then shortly afterwards the fragmented Witham Peloton arrived. A short run downhill and 'ower the Stower' [passport wasn't checked!] to a surprisingly busy 'Anchor'* where our man tippers re-arranged the furniture and we managed to stay outside all evening without a) donating blood to the local mozzies, and b] getting cold, despite a clear sky [and great full moon for the ride home].

* Last time I went there, before the A&S in June it was very quiet for a Friday night.

Carlosfandango and jiberjaber came by support vehicle and brought Significant-Others to keep an eye on them...A wide variety of ales of Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex were consumed, [I rather lost track of everyone's choices, though I couldn't help noticing some were going for fruit based drinks]]. My first pint at the Beehive [Mauldon's 'Mole Trap'] was excellent, after that at the Anchor I stuck with Maldon Gold. Suffolk ale in Essex, vice versa across the border  ::-)

29 miles out, 33 back on the easier night-nav route - 10 miles less than last week going overseas to Mersea!

In other news I have just got a little extra part-time job as a cycle-tour guide for an American company, International Bicycle Tours, starting this August with a 10 day tour in the Cotswolds and points west: History, culture, art history, architecture...and cycling. Made for me! :) The first one is a training exercise on half-pay, but they stay in some cracking hotels and pack a lot of things into the day. [Something like 7am - 11pm, I'm led to believe...]
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 July, 2016, 10:01:28 am
Great news on the new job, sounds perfect!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 July, 2016, 10:51:25 am
Twas indeed a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht when we went forrin.

I left late so missed my rendezvous with Tippers but caught him and Tomsk at the Beehive (having also got lost on my own route  :facepalm:) just in time for the main Witham peloton of the Hustler, Huggy, GavinSSN, Oaky and Luminous Steve to make their arrival.

I am not sure about our new motorised wing.  Mr and Mrs Fandango looked particularly shamefaced as they tried to appear inconspicuous leaving the pub in a stretch limousine.  The Jibers, meanwhile, were polishing off another of their many meals out.  Quite why it had been served on wooden chopping boards only the Anchor can answer.

There is not much to add to Tomsk's report of the pub other than that the Quaffers' Choice went to Bishop Nick's Heresy.  We did have a couple of rebel cider drinkers last night but at least they behaved themselves this time. 

Tomsk, inevitably, had the longest ride of the night.  Most of the rest of us were around the 65/70k mark, which is probably plenty for a school night.  It was, however, glorious to be able to ride to Suffolk in daylight and then ride home still in shorts, short sleeves and sandals.  These sort of conditions are just so enjoyable compared to some of the weather we put up with in the winter months.  As a bit of a footnote, I saw at least half a dozen other people on bikes as I cycled through Colchester just shy of midnight.  Perhaps it is catching.

Going forrin has been oft talked about but never actually managed in my time.  The nearest we got was the night that the Hustler's Giant decided to suicide itself near Great Yeldham.  Who knows, by next year there may no longer be open borders and the barbed wire and customs posts might have been re-installed.  Maybe we should try Bures before the Summer is up.

Next week we are heading west to Aythorpe Roding.  I might put in a bid for Rowhedge or Tollesbury after that.  It is seaside weather after all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 21 July, 2016, 06:03:03 pm
If we're putting summer evening longer ride destinations in to the suggestion box, I noticed the Henny Swan (http://www.thehennyswan.co.uk) which the Essex R&R passes by. A similar distance if not a little shorter than the Anchor in Nayland.  It's also a nice riverside location for a balmy evening  8)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 July, 2016, 07:33:49 pm
I recall that OD made a solo memwns visit there a few months ago. If he comes he can preside over Tippers' ungentlemanly conduct hearing.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 21 July, 2016, 08:15:42 pm
OD did indeed visit my then local, and Tracey and James would love to host an ACME visit. I'm now over the border, and shortly moving a little further into Suffolk, but I was there last night and a very pleasant evening it was. Do visit  - it is actually in Essex (by 10 metres!).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 July, 2016, 01:29:47 pm
One more call for the Velodrome trip a week from today, if you're at all interested then please let me know asap.

Ok, so here's the thing...I've received the invoice for the Velodrome trip on the 3rd Aug and I've been invoiced for 2 instructors although I only requested one on the booking form.  Now this means that I either need to have a discussion with them about taking off the 2nd instructor or have 20+ places sold to make it worthwhile keeping the 2nd.  So far I have 12 confirmed reservations and not all of the usual suspects OTP have expressed an interest.
I have OD, Oaky, bobb, Warrior Princess, Secret Squirrel Gavin, DL & friends, some from WC, and mini Huggy.  There will be a mix of abilities in a group of 15 or two groups of another number so don't be afraid to come along, experienced or not :)

Heads up chaps and chapesses,
Open the spoiler link for details of a Velodrome session on Wednesday 3rd August from 8pm, get in quick if you're interested this time because I am going to cap the maximum number of riders to 15 unless I get lots of interest very quickly to make it worthwhile booking a 2nd instructor, if that is even possible with the lead time.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 July, 2016, 08:31:12 am
Yesterday evening's edition had the lot; (mainly) dry weather, new pub, decent turn out, good route and much fun.  Whether any of this can be credited to the return of OD, ACME's own merry prankster, is for others to judge.

I arrived at Spa to find OD, Huggy and Oaky looking frisky and ready to smash it to the pub.  Fred was in light mode and Oaky was on his stealth bike so it was going to be quick for my tired legs.

We soon arrived at the spiritual home to find Tomsk, Soupy and Psyclist already tucking in to energy drinks.  We all went for a Golden Bolt (an ale not a euphemism for a hedge stop).

It was a summer-paced ride over to the Axe & Compasses with the inevitable Oaky break away occurring as soon as he could smell the beer.

The Axe was a decent place with a reasonable selection.  We sampled Jack Spitty, Ghost Ship, Broadside and a bit of Doombar (got to get those Untappd badges).  Jack Spitty took the Quaffers' Choice.

OD meanwhile had fallen into conversation with a young couple trying to enjoy a meal. It seems they were not receptive to his offer of romantic advice or, indeed, his suggestion that we would enjoy being part of a marriage proposal.  They left shortly after he started talking to them, leaving half eaten main courses as they fled.  The fact they were apparently brother and sister may have added to their discomfort. 

By this time Jiber and Mrs J had appeared from their private dining area.  OD soon latched onto Mrs J, giving her a fascinating insight into MEMWNS and the workings of his unique mind. We await to see if Jiber is ever allowed out with us again.

It made a pleasant change for Tomsk to have the short ride home.  He and Soupy set off on some sort of two man time trial looking as if they meant business.  We were soon trying to keep up with Oaky and OD who had similar ideas.  Luckily I had the privilege of being able to wheel suck the Hustler all the way back to Spa. Once again, it felt like we were going downhill the whole way back.  In a final flourish and within sight of home, OD suddenly veered off the road for a literal hedge stop. Sadly nobody was quick enough with a camera to catch the tangled mass of legs and bike in the ditch.

It's the velodrome next week and then we will be well into the summer.  Hopefully there are a few more short sleeved nights to come before we are into autumn mode.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2016, 08:47:47 am
Good write up as always ted, how's "The Jolly Japes of the MEMWNS and ACME" (a book wot he wrote to be serialised in Ferret Wranglers Monthly) coming along?

My left shoulder really hurts, I don't think I've broken anything (and Fred's OK) so hopefully I will mend soon. 

If veering into the grass verge wasn't stupid enough I woke up this morning to find I'd left the up and over garage door open all night  ::-)  Mercifully no passing scrote accepted my invitation to help themselves to the contents of the garage and my office.  The next time we're in a pub can someone remind me 4 pints isn't a good idea  :hand: #whatatwatIam

Anyhow, despite my stupidity, I thought last night was excellent, thanks to you all for your company  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 July, 2016, 10:50:48 am
Mini Tippers was very impressed my Ted's prowess on the bike last night....she didn't even notice the footwear, thank goodness....not sure how I would have explained that.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 July, 2016, 11:20:51 am
It was a summer-paced ride over to the Axe & Compasses with the inevitable Oaky break away occurring as soon as he could smell the beer.

Even had time to sit up and zip my jersey up to show the sponsor's logo as I crossed the line!

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In a final flourish and within sight of home, OD suddenly veered off the road for a literal hedge stop.

Was he swerving to avoid a giant steaming pile of tarmac?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2016, 11:26:12 am
It was a summer-paced ride over to the Axe & Compasses with the inevitable Oaky break away occurring as soon as he could smell the beer.

Even had time to sit up and zip my jersey up to show the sponsor's logo as I crossed the line!

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In a final flourish and within sight of home, OD suddenly veered off the road for a literal hedge stop.
Was he swerving to avoid a giant steaming pile of tarmac?

I wish I was as past experience has shown that piles of tarmac provide a much softer landing.  A momentary lapse in concentration, possibly induced by that pesky 4th pint, saw me heading for the verge and once said verge had me in its grasp there was no escape, what happened next was inevitable - ouch!  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 July, 2016, 11:35:10 am
how's "The Jolly Japes of the MEMWNS and ACME" (a book wot he wrote to be serialised in Ferret Wranglers Monthly) coming along?



This is being held up a bit while we negotiate the film rights and deal with some casting issues.  We did have Barry Chuckle on board to play you but now Paul has thrown his hat in the ring as he doesn't want to miss out on what he describes as "the part of a lifetime".  He is even willing to shave off his moustache apparently.  As soon as the brothers sort it out we can move on with casting other roles.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2016, 11:37:52 am
how's "The Jolly Japes of the MEMWNS and ACME" (a book wot he wrote to be serialised in Ferret Wranglers Monthly) coming along?



This is being held up a bit while we negotiate the film rights and deal with some casting issues.  We did have Barry Chuckle on board to play you but now Paul has thrown his hat in the ring as he doesn't want to miss out on what he describes as "the part of a lifetime".  He is even willing to shave off his moustache apparently.  As soon as the brothers sort it out we can move on with casting other roles.

Oh  :'( Can't I play myself?  My rates are more than reasonable and I'm willing to do all my own stunts  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 July, 2016, 11:40:34 am
I don't think you will have the time.  In a weird twist of fate, you are being lined up to play Barry Chuckle in a straight to DVD biopic.

There's also the question of box office appeal and we need a marquee name on board.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2016, 12:02:24 pm
I don't think you will have the time.  In a weird twist of fate, you are being lined up to play Barry Chuckle in a straight to DVD biopic.

There's also the question of box office appeal and we need a marquee name on board.

OK, fair enough.  Don't forget ACME / MEMWNS has it's own production company, Pickled Egg Productions; huggy heads it up.  He can do amazing things with a GroPro particularly if he's recently been to Boots (*) so has a fresh supply of lube.

(*) he also like Boots nail varnish which he says is good for touching up the paintwork on his bike but I'm not so sure ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 July, 2016, 04:41:46 pm
It was a summer-paced ride over to the Axe & Compasses with the inevitable Oaky break away occurring as soon as he could smell the beer.

Even had time to sit up and zip my jersey up to show the sponsor's logo as I crossed the line!

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In a final flourish and within sight of home, OD suddenly veered off the road for a literal hedge stop.
Was he swerving to avoid a giant steaming pile of tarmac?

I wish I was as past experience has shown that piles of tarmac provide a much softer landing.  A momentary lapse in concentration, possibly induced by that pesky 4th pint, saw me heading for the verge and once said verge had me in its grasp there was no escape, what happened next was inevitable - ouch!  ::-)

For everyone's delectation,  here it is in all it's glory!

(click to show/hide)

 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2016, 04:45:10 pm
Git.  I'm in pain you know!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2016, 04:50:03 pm
Oh, something else I was going to mention.  Last night I suggested that just for fun we could all join Tinder one evening and see what happened (idea noted in The Little Book of Good Ideas).  AndyC3333333333333333 then suggested we should join Grinder as well -  I'm not sure about that but you've got to applaud his creative thinking! 

Anyhow, in the sober light of day I can see how both ideas could cause the odd issue with our significant others, no matter how innocent our intentions were.

However, why not use Tinder and Grinder as recruiting tools for ACME?   ;D

What's the worst ...?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 July, 2016, 04:52:31 pm
we should invent Mindr and see if we can recruit a Wednesday night carer for you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 July, 2016, 11:57:09 pm
Git.  I'm in pain you know!

It turns out that there was CCTV running on Terling Road last night:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2M2pAM8wHA
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2016, 06:23:26 am
If that gets shown on You've Been Framed I shall want my share of the £250!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 July, 2016, 03:53:55 pm
May I take the liberty of drawing your attention to my latest BRIGHT IDEA (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=98737.0).  It involves sleeping in a wood (most probably) with people (most probably men) you met on the internet or in parks.

Thank you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 August, 2016, 05:59:44 pm
Can anyone or anyone's WAG knit?  I would love  a pair of reflective sandal socks! (http://lovelybike.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/on-knitting-with-reflective-yarn.html)  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 August, 2016, 06:15:24 pm
Yes, because when you are using the socks and sandal combination it is important that everyone can see it  :facepalm:

Tomsk goes for the stealth mode of black socks and only after dark, you share my stripey combination on facebook  :o

I say go for it OD, maybe some gloves as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 August, 2016, 06:18:47 pm
Any recommendations for Edinburgh drinking holes, I'm up there this Wednesday??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 August, 2016, 10:19:45 am
Another great evening on the velodrome boards last night.  Thanks to huggy for organising it and congrats to mini-huggy on his first velodrome (and fixed gear) outing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 August, 2016, 10:21:25 am
Yes, thanks huggy!!!

Nobody crashed - result!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 04 August, 2016, 10:21:46 am
Another great evening on the velodrome boards last night.  Thanks to huggy for organising it and congrats to mini-huggy on his first velodrome (and fixed gear) outing!

Yes thanks to Huggy for arranging another good trip to the velodrome again last night


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 August, 2016, 10:22:35 am
Yes, thanks huggy!!!

Nobody crashed - result!

OTOH, there were no hedges to tempt you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 August, 2016, 10:36:58 am
Yes, thanks huggy!!!

Nobody crashed - result!

OTOH, there were no hedges to tempt you.

Yeah, all hedges and grass verges should be grubbed up. Wasn't it Agent Orange they used in Vietnam?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 August, 2016, 10:58:17 am
Yes, thanks huggy!!!

Nobody crashed - result!

OTOH, there were no hedges to tempt you.

Yeah, all hedges and grass verges should be grubbed up. Wasn't it Agent Orange they used in Vietnam?

The ACME equivalent campaign is currently running, using Agent HiViz to destroy the hedges, one bike width at a time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 August, 2016, 12:42:31 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 05 August, 2016, 10:27:27 pm
Another great evening on the velodrome boards last night.  Thanks to huggy for organising it and congrats to mini-huggy on his first velodrome (and fixed gear) outing!
Yes thanks to Huggy for arranging another good trip to the velodrome again last night
And more thanks from me - to Huggy for organising, and also to my fellow "novices" who patiently put up with going round the track at my speed in the last session when they probably could have gone quite a bit faster.......although I like to think what we didn't achieve in speed we made up for with slick and disciplined changes and some friendly teamwork!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 06 August, 2016, 07:51:36 am
Oh, something else I was going to mention.  Last night I suggested that just for fun we could all join Tinder one evening and see what happened (idea noted in The Little Book of Good Ideas).  AndyC3333333333333333 then suggested we should join Grinder as well -  I'm not sure about that but you've got to applaud his creative thinking! 

Anyhow, in the sober light of day I can see how both ideas could cause the odd issue with our significant others, no matter how innocent our intentions were.

However, why not use Tinder and Grinder as recruiting tools for ACME?   ;D

What's the worst ...?

As ever the reluctant teacher behind with my marking, I only occasionally get to look in this thread these days.

The emboldened is a new one on me. Who provides the Good ideas?

And OD, of course 4 pints are a good idea. It was the third pint that caused your mishap. Without the fourth, it would have hurt more.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 August, 2016, 04:56:29 pm
Another bright idea...[not mine]: Eddie Knight from Chelmsford [Penny Farthing racer, vintage bicycle collector, inventor, former audaxer, including the 2003 PBP] is putting together an Essex Cycling Festival next year to mark the 200th anniversary of the invention of the bicycle [Baron Von Drais, 1817]. He tells me he's booked High Easter village hall for the weekend of 15/16th July [a couple of weeks before LEL] and has offered ACME free use of the hall for an event venue [though we might negotiate something towards food etc].

There will be lots of bike-related things on, including vintage racing and endurance events, but on a circuit suitable for such machines. I was thinking of a range of Audax rides from 50 to 200km, perhaps a series of loops so as to take advantage of the catering and to slot in with the other events going on there...less in the way of food and logistical worries, so there's only the routes to sort out!

Any prospective/fledgling organiser interested in taking this on?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 August, 2016, 05:58:07 pm
After this weekend's triumph ...

"Paging Mr huggy, paging Mr huggy ..."
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 August, 2016, 07:25:54 pm
After this weekend's triumph ...

"Paging Mr huggy, paging Mr huggy ..."
hmm, four different 50k loops or two 50's and a 100 🤔
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 August, 2016, 08:40:41 pm
And another ride that included COR, coffee and stoves plus a nice pub stop?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 August, 2016, 02:34:19 pm
After this weekend's triumph ...

"Paging Mr huggy, paging Mr huggy ..."
hmm, four different 50k loops or two 50's and a 100 🤔

Would a Compasses/Templars series of loops work from High Easter, I wonder?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 August, 2016, 06:13:50 pm
Good idea!  A theme is required, or indeed a quest! 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 August, 2016, 08:01:06 pm
Good idea!  A theme is required, or indeed a quest!

'Find Your Grail'...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 August, 2016, 08:24:33 pm
Good idea!  A theme is required, or indeed a quest!

'Find Your Grail'...

A wholly excellent idea!  Is that my coat over there ...?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 10 August, 2016, 11:34:23 am
Bit late I know  to return to the velodrome topic, but has anyone got photographic evidence of my ascent of the banking? Fhoot would like some proof!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 10 August, 2016, 11:49:53 am
Bit late I know  to return to the velodrome topic, but has anyone got photographic evidence of my ascent of the banking? Fhoot would like some proof!
I have some pics, I'll email over when I get round to it
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 August, 2016, 09:08:40 am
I did a bit of a warm up around Witham arriving at the Spa Road roundabout shortly before 1930hrs - there was no-one there.  This continued to be the case so I pedaled off alone.

I followed my nose through Terling, and began the climb of TMNH but turned left along Tofts Chase just for a change. I then looped back eventually ending up on Plantation Road in the gathering gloom.  NB: the kitty litter problem in the greater MNH area has calmed down although care is still advised.

I arrived at The Compasses thinking I'd have a solitary pint before heading home for an early bed but ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3236_zpssh3vcg4q.jpg)

The usual format then unfolded which amounted to a very pleasant evening.  A couple of points to note, I left by the side door (the one by the bogs) to find Eileen having her haircut!  And it was decidedly nippy on the ride home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 11 August, 2016, 06:29:04 pm
FYI:
The Thomas Mildmay, a 'Spoons pub in Chelmsford, has been sold to another pub/restaurant chain and will soon change from one to the other. Don't know which chain but contracts have been exchanged.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 August, 2016, 01:10:01 pm
It's changing into a walkabout
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 August, 2016, 01:12:41 pm
It's changing into a walkabout

Whatever.  It wasn't in the 2013 Good Beer Guide so it's irrelevant  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 August, 2016, 01:13:43 pm
I think I've only been in there twice since I lived here!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 August, 2016, 01:19:41 pm
By the way, on Wednesday evening I became dimly aware (the state above which my awareness rarely rises) that the road surfaces hereabouts seem have got noticeably better, ECC Highways appear to have been very busy.  Has anyone else noticed the same or am I just being delusional? 

TMNH seems to be fine now, with the kitty litter no longer causing a danger although some of the smaller roads off it were still a bit gravelly. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 August, 2016, 08:27:14 am
Yesterday evening was eventful.  I had built about a mile of COR into the route just for fun which was the undoing of one of the WC riders, a grazed arm and leg.  I was feeling a bit guilty about this until Gavin (a real Gavin at last  :thumbsup:  ) let slip that the COR induced gash on his right leg might lead to a scar that would match the one on his left leg that resulted from a motorbike accident and that he had also broken his collar bone in a cycling off.  Gavin is clearly one of those poor souls who gravity likes to play with.

I also had to administer bonk rations to another WC rider at the pub and another bunch sailed past a left turn on the way back never to be seen again!

But, nonetheless, it was a grand ride to a lovely pub under a full moon.

BTW Oaky, The Swan has a new pub dog, a black German Shepherd, a worthy successor to Shadow the cannonball carrying Rottweiler. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 August, 2016, 11:18:30 am
As I have previously reported, my soigneur is presently on leave, so my ride over took in The Compasses so I could something to eat en route, I'd left enough time to have a pleasant amble over, this of course went out the window and I hammered it over there.  I've been a busy bee this morning and fired off my complaint to Stephensons of Essex about their bus drivers 6inch overtake on me whilst on the way to Great Totham- so will see what comes back regarding that. 

There was a very good selection of ale (Jarrylo, Captain Bob, Wobbly Croc plus others I didn't try) on at The Compasses and their burger was mega. 

I left their for the 2 mile ride down to The Swan and got their around 9.  I was nursing a pint and thinking about heading off back home when the WC peloton finally arrived, a couple of pints were enjoyed by the group then they headed off back home whilst the hard core remained on for another pint.  I thought they were a bit grumpy in The Swan last night, I had far better service and conversation with the staff in The Compasses who also had a wider range of beers on the go to. (i.e. no Doombar). 

The ride home was pleasant though I did had to add another layer as the clear sky resulted in a drop in temperature which felt colder than the reported 16 degrees on the Garmin, usual wild life on the route home, but more suicidal than of late, I narrowly avoided doing 'a Tom' when a badger bolted out in front of me, disc brakes saved the day... 

I had started off slow but the speed built up and as I came in to the last couple of KM, hammered two of my local segments, with one of them I was sure being a new PR.... so imagine my happiness when my Garmin turned itself off 500m from my door, the result being all the route from The Compasses to home was lost - this isn't the first time it's happened unfortunately and worse still it gives all the impression that it's working fine, start/stop & lap working etc, then bang, reset and lost data... I don't think I am prepared to risk this anymore given how I rely on it for DIYbyGPS!

My anger at the Garmin was slightly displaced by finding two badgers frolicking in my back garden, which is cute, but I know at some pint they'll start digging holes in it like last time!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 August, 2016, 12:27:35 pm

BTW Oaky, The Swan has a new pub dog, a black German Shepherd, a worthy successor to Shadow the cannonball carrying Rottweiler.
Also I confirmed that they are happy for people to camp in the back garden and they will do dinner if they are notified in advance.....It's on the list as  a possible location for the epiphany evening do, I might even try and frequent it a bit more to get my face known, it's so close to home.

edit: did you notice the Collection of 3 large jars of Pickled eggs? Plain, Balsamic or Chilli.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 18 August, 2016, 10:12:20 pm
I found a new bit of COR last weekend - sort of west of Gt Leighs near the Essex Show Ground Chelmsford City Race Course. The segment is called Dumney Lane on Strava. I notice nobody here is listed (I even got a top ten bimbling through!), but I can't believe it hasn't been explored by any ACMErs in the past?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 August, 2016, 08:32:02 am
I found a new bit of COR last weekend - sort of west of Gt Leighs near the Essex Show Ground Chelmsford City Race Course. The segment is called Dumney Lane on Strava. I notice nobody here is listed (I even got a top ten bimbling through!), but I can't believe it hasn't been explored by any ACMErs in the past?

Good spot, I have added it to my COR database.  We need another Shit Essex Roads Ride.  I seem to remember we were going to do the first ride over a weekend with camping  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 August, 2016, 12:21:47 pm
I found a new bit of COR last weekend - sort of west of Gt Leighs near the Essex Show Ground Chelmsford City Race Course. The segment is called Dumney Lane on Strava. I notice nobody here is listed (I even got a top ten bimbling through!), but I can't believe it hasn't been explored by any ACMErs in the past?
What....I rode that on my Gravel run (https://www.strava.com/activities/636121922) the other week and it never picked up as a segment....ah well!

I got some air quite close to the start of that lane as well!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 19 August, 2016, 12:28:48 pm
I'm guessing it has only been set up as a segment in one direction. I rode it the other way from you. Maybe you need to add it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 August, 2016, 01:58:06 pm
haha...that would mean I have to pay for Strava and I am firstly way to tight to do that and secondly not bovered enough!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 21 August, 2016, 07:37:16 pm
haha...that would mean I have to pay for Strava and I am firstly way to tight to do that and secondly not bovered enough!

I'm pretty sure I added segments before I went premium on Strava.

The "add segment" function should appear on a menu from the spanner icon when you look at one of your activities.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Old Git on 24 August, 2016, 08:45:41 am
Yes you can add segments from basic membership, I am also too tight to upgrade but can add them 😳
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 August, 2016, 11:28:28 am
 :thumbsup: Yep, agreed....found it. Thanks.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 August, 2016, 11:38:38 am
I submitted a DIY by GPS for Alys' first 50k audax yesterday. Early train from Kelvedon to Harwich this Saturday, breakfast at Café on the Pier and then largely following the NCN all the way back via Wivenhoe, Colchester Castle Park, Olivers Lane, Birch. The 50k ends in Hardy's Green but we'll carry on to some food and drink at the Crown in Messing before riding home (or getting the team car to collect us depending on our state).

the Mandatory route DIY seems good. It's saved us having to do several bonus KM's. There is also quite a bit of COR involved, mainly between Wivenhoe and Birch where we only rarely have to be on the road.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 August, 2016, 07:21:23 am
Go for it Alys!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 August, 2016, 02:30:07 pm
I draw your attention to this:   https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=97391.msg2071385#msg2071385 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=97391.msg2071385#msg2071385)   if you are keen to get an ACME jersey.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 August, 2016, 03:42:59 pm
So as per FB post - anyone fancy popping over to the ACME Retail Outlet tonight (short notice I know) or tomorrow (I'm clear-ish after 15:00) ??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 August, 2016, 04:12:37 pm
The Angel and Harp can feature on your itinerary tonight/tomorrow,Saturday- Mrs Tomsk says could be a WAGS night...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 August, 2016, 06:32:57 pm
Hi Tom,

Think I'll have a ride over tonight if that's OK, no WAG at home, gave the swannie some time off to go to Guildford, normal service resumed this weekend.

Any particular curfew time?, I am guessing its about 1-1.5hr ride from here, so it would be 20:30 - 21:00 would that be to late?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 August, 2016, 07:24:14 pm
Bah - made the mistake of formatting my Garmin, thinking it would only take 10 mins... that was at 18:35, and its still going... suspect I wont be out tonight afterall! Perhaps tomorrow?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 25 August, 2016, 07:26:42 pm
You can find Dunmow without a Garmin!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 August, 2016, 07:28:58 pm
But I cant record my ride... still formatting!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 25 August, 2016, 07:31:56 pm
But I cant record my ride... still formatting!  :facepalm:
Are you formatting the card or its internal memory? Are we going to see  :facepalm:?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 August, 2016, 07:33:05 pm
The bit that gets mounted...... so its the internal storage memory.... still formating....  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 August, 2016, 07:41:38 pm
Done - no map installed but I've got a trace to follow.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 August, 2016, 12:19:55 pm
We are planning on visiting the Angel and Harp tomorrow [Saturday] lunchtime, if anyone would like to join us, and in the process collect ACME jerseys.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 September, 2016, 08:07:07 am
Another smashing evening awheel and apubbe. We found an empty room at the White Hart which was ideal for trying on ACME jerseys - well done Tomsk!

On my way home, pedalling up London Hill I managed to jam the chain between the freewheel and spokes. Thank you jibers for stopping to help.

Serious point coming up and a top tip for long chilly rides, socks with toes are much warmer than the conventional design. Not sure whether you can get them in more sober colours.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 September, 2016, 08:15:48 am
Serious point coming up and a top tip for long chilly rides, socks with toes are much warmer than the conventional design. Not sure whether you can get them in more sober colours.
So is wearing shoes!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 September, 2016, 08:30:15 am
True but I reckon socks with toes would be warmer when combined with shoes. Also, I've also seen some fancy running shoes with separate toes so perhaps I've stumbled over the next big thing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 September, 2016, 10:13:19 am
You're so far behind it's not even funny!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 September, 2016, 10:21:54 am
You're so far behind it's not even funny!

What!?!  Nonsense!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 September, 2016, 11:12:23 am
(https://gearjunkie.com/legacy/images/16812.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 September, 2016, 11:23:16 am
Cool!  Can you post a link as I wouldn't mind knowing how much they were to buy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 September, 2016, 11:34:32 am
The Date of the article May or May Not be critical (https://gearjunkie.com/shimano-vibram-bike-shoe) :-D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 September, 2016, 11:58:00 am
You're so far behind it's not even funny!

What!?!  Nonsense!

I remember andygates doing the Dun Run in a pair of Vibram 5 finger shoes back in ~2009.

The verdict seemed to be that they were comfortable as you like, but stink your feet up something rotten.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 September, 2016, 12:39:08 pm
I like the idea of finger (toe) shoes. I can't imagine The Current Mrs R being too thrilled, she hates my bright red The North Face Hedgehog shoes  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: iddu on 01 September, 2016, 01:22:55 pm
The Date of the article May or May Not be critical (https://gearjunkie.com/shimano-vibram-bike-shoe) :-D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3OZL8aEbIw

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Or commercial - https://www.rosebikes.co.uk/article/pyro-platforms/aid:38027
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 01 September, 2016, 02:31:33 pm
The Date of the article May or May Not be critical (https://gearjunkie.com/shimano-vibram-bike-shoe) :-D

Very good.

'Based on years of research on the riding style of the barefoot bikers of Jakarta'

Would love to see OD in a pair anyway!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 September, 2016, 03:44:56 pm
ACME Socks!  (a bit pricy though!) (http://en.hollandbikeshop.com/cycling-wear/cycling-wear/hbs-cycling-wear/hbs-cycling-socks/vwp-socks-bonfanti-coolmax-black-belgian-flag-size-39-42/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 September, 2016, 05:10:28 pm
ACME Socks!  (a bit pricy though!) (http://en.hollandbikeshop.com/cycling-wear/cycling-wear/hbs-cycling-wear/hbs-cycling-socks/vwp-socks-bonfanti-coolmax-black-belgian-flag-size-39-42/)
and for small feet
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 September, 2016, 08:23:58 pm
Guess who has put his Tubeless tyres back on the Croix De Fer?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 September, 2016, 09:54:44 pm
I'm sure they'll work out on this time......
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 September, 2016, 08:53:03 am
After riding tubeless on my fixed since May and on the sooty since June, I had my first tubeless incident yesterday.

Haven't bothered to investigate any further but one of my fellow club riders pointed out that my back tyre was only half inflated.  I added some air and it was fine.  Not exactly dramatic and if that is all you have to suffer for that amount of riding then so be it.

I suspect there may be some pilot error involved somewhere (no surprises there then  :facepalm:).  I managed to unscrew the valve core while inflating the tyre before going out yesterday.  It is quite the little missile when it fires out of the valve under pressure. 

One thing I have noticed with tubeless is that you end up doing more inflating more often.  This seems to mean that the valve gets harder to open and close as time passes.  I think from now on I will hold the core in place with the little plastic thing that comes with the valves.

Tippers, you will be fine.  I don't know what all the fuss is about really.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 September, 2016, 12:16:55 pm
Just in case anyone's interested...

I finally got round to testing out a route I've been constructing for a few years now.  Codenamed "The Pubby 100km" (cryptic, huh?) It visits, or passes very close to a number of MEMWNS pubs (and a couple that were either planned but not visited, or visited on related outings).

The Pubby 100km at RwGPS (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/16324276)

The pubs visited or nearly so are:-

PubDistance (km)Notes
The Battesford Court, Witham 0Start/finish for ACME winter Series Brevets.  Start point of MEMWNS Epiphany rides
The Rodney, Little Baddow 9 visited a couple of times.  N.B. It is not permissible to ride up North Hill and stop here.  you need to make it up to the General's Arms, then ride down again.
The General's Arms, Little Baddow 10Visited in passing.  Looking a bit shabby/possible closed last time we rode past.
The Anchor, Danbury 13Not visited on MEMWNS (but chief and I incorporated it in a pub crawl once)
The Hurdlemaker's Arms, Woodham Mortimer 17visited a few times.  The finger of one of my gloves once spontaneously combusted due the the pace at which I rode up North Hill on the way here (or something like that)
The Norton, Cold Norton 24 (1 km off route)Visited at least once.  WAGs night, tattoo inspection and a literal pissing competition in the name of research
The Prince of Wales, Stow Maries 25 Lovely pub - visited at least a couple of times.
The Hoop, Stock 42 (0.5km off-route)Visited at least once.
(The Bear, Stock 42)never visited, but it has a spiffy bear statue outside.
The White Hart, Margaretting Tye 44 Site of inaugural MEMWNS and ill-fated forward planning meeting.  Also site of wowbagger's Stag impression
The Viper, Mill Green 51mmm.... Chilli!
The Leather Bottle, Blackmore 59Possibly not visited (but planned many moons ago)
The Wheatsheaf, Writtle 68quirky little pub, beloved of the Chelmsford CAMRA chapter
The Three Elms, Chignal St James 73Scotch Eggs, Pork Scratchings, and that one time, way too much Bourbon
The Pig and Whistle, Chignal Smeally 78Used as a warm-up venue by some of our number on "That Night"
The Walnut Tree, Broad's Green 80The main venue for "That Night".  Comedy photography.
The Rose and Crown, Great Waltham 82 (1km off route)Pork Puppets!
The Compasses, Littley Green 86not sure what this place is like. :demon:
The Castle, Great Leighs 90Visited once since its refurb.  Spendy.
The Square and Compasses, Fuller Street 93An old stalwart, recently neglected (has switched to mainly food focus with little bar-only area now).  The first pub to be visited by the studded tyres of the Essex Pub Rescue Brigade
The Battesford Court, Witham 103See above.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 September, 2016, 12:40:00 pm
Just in case anyone's interested...
PubDistance (km)Notes
The Hoop, Stock 42 (0.5km off-route)Visited at least once.
(The Bear, Stock 42)never visited, but it has a spiffy bear statue outside.
GREAT!! It goes to Stock  :thumbsup:  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 September, 2016, 12:44:40 pm
Just in case anyone's interested...
PubDistance (km)Notes
The Hoop, Stock 42 (0.5km off-route)Visited at least once.
(The Bear, Stock 42)never visited, but it has a spiffy bear statue outside.
GREAT!! It goes to Stock  :thumbsup:  :facepalm:

I thought of you as I approached, and my GPS was counting down the distance to "C1 D&B Cafe"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 September, 2016, 12:55:42 pm
Hmmm, let's not try to do that in a day!  Although you've reminded me or a few more pubs we've been neglecting.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 September, 2016, 01:08:47 pm
When I was in Aldeburgh at the weekend I picked up the local CAMRA newsletter.

They had several pages devoted to what they call "Cycale" routes.  Each route had 3 or 4 pubs, about 20 miles of cycling on lanes and a mile or so of COR.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 September, 2016, 01:12:07 pm
Great idea, to think we've been doing it since 2009!  I think CAMRA should give us all life memberships.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 September, 2016, 01:53:02 pm
Hmmm, let's not try to do that in a day!  Although you've reminded me or a few more pubs we've been neglecting.

20 pubs?  In one day?  What's the worst that could happen?

...


...."In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia,...."  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 September, 2016, 02:08:33 pm
That's only 10 pints if we stick to 'halfs', or 20*(1/3) if they do then little glass things...


The General's Arms, Little Baddow - often pretends to be closed at the approach of 2 wheels...  :hand: Worthy of a turning point for TMNH and that's about it I think...   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 September, 2016, 02:43:50 pm
I think a Saturday outing with a subset of highlights would be a nice outing...

Cut-down list...  (first Battesford Court visit would be for breakfast... keeping powder dry until The Hurdlemaker's).  That brings it down to 11 beer stops...

PubDistance (km)Notes
The Battesford Court, Witham 0Start/finish for ACME winter Series Brevets.  Start point of MEMWNS Epiphany rides
The Hurdlemaker's Arms, Woodham Mortimer 17visited a few times.  The finger of one of my gloves once spontaneously combusted due the the pace at which I rode up North Hill on the way here (or something like that)
The Prince of Wales, Stow Maries 25 Lovely pub - visited at least a couple of times.
The Hoop, Stock 42 (0.5km off-route)Visited at least once.
The White Hart, Margaretting Tye 44 Site of inaugural MEMWNS and ill-fated forward planning meeting.  Also site of wowbagger's Stag impression
The Viper, Mill Green 51mmm.... Chilli!
The Leather Bottle, Blackmore 59Possibly not visited (but planned many moons ago)
The Wheatsheaf, Writtle 68quirky little pub, beloved of the Chelmsford CAMRA chapter
The Three Elms, Chignal St James 73Scotch Eggs, Pork Scratchings, and that one time, way too much Bourbon
The Walnut Tree, Broad's Green 80The main venue for "That Night".  Comedy photography.
The Compasses, Littley Green 86not sure what this place is like. :demon:
The Battesford Court, Witham 103See above.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 September, 2016, 02:49:57 pm
... and so, children, that's how the ACME DIY by Untappd check-in was born.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: trekker12 on 05 September, 2016, 03:01:02 pm
Quote
The General's Arms, Little Baddow  10 Visited in passing.  Looking a bit shabby/possible closed last time we rode past


The General's Arms, Little Baddow - often pretends to be closed at the approach of 2 wheels...  :hand: Worthy of a turning point for TMNH and that's about it I think...   :thumbsup:

Seems odd. It's alright inside. My motor club uses it for social nights once a month and they are quite welcoming to us despite the fact we are mostly in cars and therefore not much ale is consumed. We also have a BBQ in the summer and the food is alright.

As CAMRA options go it's not great being a Spitfire pub but usually there is something drinkable in the pumps.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 September, 2016, 03:24:19 pm
... and so, children, that's how the ACME DIY by Untappd check-in was born.

Although it pains me to say so that's quite a good idea. I'm not sure if visiting 11 pubs in one day is going to end well but it's an imaginative and audacious plan.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 05 September, 2016, 03:28:21 pm
Although it pains me to say so that's quite a good idea. I'm not sure if visiting 11 pubs in one day is going to end well but it's an imaginative and audacious plan.
A visit doesn't have to include the consumption of alcoholic beverages!  :o
I know it's a strange concept but give it some thought.  :thumbsup: 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 September, 2016, 03:37:00 pm
Although it pains me to say so that's quite a good idea. I'm not sure if visiting 11 pubs in one day is going to end well but it's an imaginative and audacious plan.
A visit doesn't have to include the consumption of alcoholic beverages!  :o
I know it's a strange concept but give it some thought.  :thumbsup:
for example, a pickled egg could substitute  :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 September, 2016, 05:27:56 pm
Any recommendations for a pub somewhere between Wivenhoe & Harwich
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 September, 2016, 09:02:15 am
October Audax events are fast approaching...

Richard Ellis Memorial 100 & 200 on 1st, plus Wilkyboy's new 100/200 Cambridge Autumnals on 8th Oct - helpers needed...

Tentative plan is for the Helpers' Rides to be a fortnight in advance, so we can ride each others' and be available to help on the day. Question is, will my marriage cope with Four Saturdays of Assorted Audaciousness on the trot??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 September, 2016, 12:17:58 pm
I need to sign up for the Rich Ellis ride....I'm still swaying between the 100 and 200 at this point though. I quite like starting a new Audax year with a 100 I guess I could ECE it and be back in good time!

The rest of my October is likely to be pretty quiet with Work and Real Life stuff causing all kinds of havoc as it stands. I'm sure I'll find a way of sneaking in something though but unlikely to be a calendar event.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 September, 2016, 01:46:11 pm
Richard Ellis Memorial 100 & 200 on 1st
As much as I was planning on either of these, probably ECE'ing the 100 if I was to ride that, some poor advanced planning on my part means that we will be travelling back from a week in Devon on the 1st and the current Mrs H is not too keen to cut short the holiday by a few hours. So unfortunately I won't be at the inaugural REM, probably.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 September, 2016, 05:42:37 pm
REM Helpers' Ride is probably going to be on 17th Sept. I can't ride due to Carnival commitments, but Wilkyboy plans to and a plus is you can finish at the Angel & Harp Carnival Beer Festival and stay for the evening fireworks in the Rec...

I might ride the 100km the following day, though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 September, 2016, 05:48:23 pm
I've signed up for the 200 REM, the 100 would have been an option, but ece'ing 100km to Dunmow isn't as easy as it sounds :)

I won't be around for the helpers ride I'm afraid... I'll probably be somewhere in Belgium/France :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 September, 2016, 10:35:56 am
The ACME peloton made its now annual trip to the Woolpack's beer festival preview last night. 

I arrived to find Tomsk and Soupy already on station and sampling.  Mr and Mrs JiberJaber were also in attendance having walked down the well trodden path that takes them from their house to the Woolpack and Bilash .  According to Mrs J she had been frogmarched down to the pub at some pace, so eager was her consort to start the sampling.

The Witham chapter composed of huggy, OD, Hotblack, GavinSSN and the Gear Whisperer rolled in some time later.  The lateness of their arrival and the slightly haunted look on their faces presumably meant that OD's route had proved every bit as interesting as his other efforts.

Beer festival rules were applied but this didn't stop Hotblack and GavinSSN using the GW as their waiter for the night.  The poor GW was trying to save some energy for Saturday's flatlands trip but they were having none of it.  Meanwhile, the GW himself spent most of the evening sulking and muttering into his pint about the fact that Huggy and I were not riding with him on Saturday.  He almost had us feeling sorry for him with his lament about travelling the fens alone and unloved.  Of course he will be fine and will have several esteemed members of the ACME peloton and Bobb if he needs to share a bus shelter on the way to Lincoln.

My excuse for not riding the Flatlands was that I had hurt my knee and therefore had barely ridden in August.  If only I had known that help was literally at hand, OD's healing hands that is.  A swift rub of his hands and then laying them onto my knee and I was instantly... embarrassed by a slightly creepy picture of the occasion on social media.  At least I forgot my sore knee for a while.

Various ales were sampled with the more avant garde in our number opting for a range of fruit beers and a ginger flavoured ale. OD is certainly acquiring a rather unique set of badges on Untappd.

Anyway it was good to be out on a Wednesday having missed a few recently. 




 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 08 September, 2016, 10:51:36 am
The ACME peloton made its now annual trip to the Woolpack's beer festival preview last night. 

I arrived to find Tomsk and Soupy already on station and sampling.  Mr and Mrs JiberJaber were also in attendance having walked down the well trodden path that takes them from their house to the Woolpack and Bilash .  According to Mrs J she had been frogmarched down to the pub at some pace, so eager was her consort to start the sampling.

The Witham chapter composed of huggy, OD, Hotblack, GavinSSN and the Gear Whisperer rolled in some time later.  The lateness of their arrival and the slightly haunted look on their faces presumably meant that OD's route had proved every bit as interesting as his other efforts.

Beer festival rules were applied but this didn't stop Hotblack and GavinSSN using the GW as their waiter for the night.  The poor GW was trying to save some energy for Saturday's flatlands trip but they were having none of it.  Meanwhile, the GW himself spent most of the evening sulking and muttering into his pint about the fact that Huggy and I were not riding with him on Saturday.  He almost had us feeling sorry for him with his lament about travelling the fens alone and unloved.  Of course he will be fine and will have several esteemed members of the ACME peloton and Bobb if he needs to share a bus shelter on the way to Lincoln.

My excuse for not riding the Flatlands was that I had hurt my knee and therefore had barely ridden in August.  If only I had know that help was literally at hand, OD's healing hands that is.  A swift rub of his hands and then laying them onto my knee and I was instantly... embarrassed by a slightly creepy picture of the occasion on social media.  At least I forgot my sore knee for a while.

Various ales were sampled with the more avant garde in our number opting for a range of fruit beers and a ginger flavoured ale. OD is certainly acquiring a rather unique set of badges on Untappd.

Anyway it was good to be out on a Wednesday having missed a few recently.

Lovely to have you back Ted on the evening write ups you have been sorely missed!!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2016, 11:00:02 am
My excuse for not riding the Flatlands was that I had hurt my knee and therefore had barely ridden in August.  If only I had know that help was literally at hand, OD's healing hands that is.  A swift rub of his hands and then laying them onto my knee and I was instantly... embarrassed by a slightly creepy picture of the occasion on social media.  At least I forgot my sore knee for a while ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3303_zpsl7op8qu7.jpg)

The patient reports his knee is much betterer this morning  :thumbsup:  ted, do you think any follow up sessions might be useful?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 September, 2016, 11:01:53 am
The patient reports his knee is much betterer this morning  :thumbsup:  ted, do you think any follow up sessions might be useful?
Of course he does, he'd rather not have a repeat application of the *healing hands*  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2016, 11:02:54 am
 >:(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 September, 2016, 11:25:42 am
I think I ought to explain what happened.

OD had assured me that he was blessed with a special talent.  Being a trusting soul, I took him at his word and allowed him to treat me.

I now realise that I have been duped by a manipulative Svengali figure.  Since going public with my story I have been approached by a number of people with similar tales to tell.  It seems that OD has a long history of taking advantage of people he meets on the internet.  He calls himself a thought leader and avant garde but the truth is that he is a dangerous menace to civilised society.

I have taken the decision to waive my anonymity in the hope that it might prevent someone else from a life of cycling to and from remote pubs in the dead of night to drink real ale, camping in January in beer gardens, riding convoluted routes with unexpected COR, being subjected to faux denim rainlegs and being encouraged to partake in ever more preposterous notions all in the name of fun.  It is too late for me but at least the warning is out there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2016, 11:29:42 am
So you'll be joining us on our next bivvy night then?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 September, 2016, 11:30:27 am
Of course !

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2016, 11:31:37 am
Of course !

 :thumbsup:  Just watch out for the slugs  :hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 08 September, 2016, 11:32:41 am
I think I ought to explain what happened.

OD had assured me that he was blessed with a special talent.  Being a trusting soul, I took him at his word and allowed him to treat me.

I now realise that I have been duped by a manipulative Svengali figure.  Since going public with my story I have been approached by a number of people with similar tales to tell.  It seems that OD has a long history of taking advantage of people he meets on the internet.  He calls himself a thought leader and avant garde but the truth is that he is a dangerous menace to civilised society.

I have taken the decision to waive my anonymity in the hope that it might prevent someone else from a life of cycling to and from remote pubs in the dead of night to drink real ale, camping in January in beer gardens, riding convoluted routes with unexpected COR, being subjected to faux denim rainlegs and being encouraged to partake in ever more preposterous notions all in the name of fun.  It is too late for me but at least the warning is out there.

Ted you have missed out the Jesus creeper sandals with socks and even worse seperate toe socks.......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2016, 11:34:54 am
Sorry, who are you ???

In order to take part in this witty badinage its polite to turn out on the occasional Wednesday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 08 September, 2016, 11:44:30 am
Sorry, who are you ???

In order to take part in this witty badinage its polite to turn out on the occasional Wednesday.

The retiree and if your retired surely you no longer need to partake in Wednesday evening activities


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2016, 11:46:49 am
Sorry, who are you ???

In order to take part in this witty badinage its polite to turn out on the occasional Wednesday.

The retiree and if your retired surely you no longer need to partake in Wednesday evening activities

Unretire occasionally, we miss you  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 08 September, 2016, 11:58:11 am
Sorry, who are you ???

In order to take part in this witty badinage its polite to turn out on the occasional Wednesday.

The retiree and if your retired surely you no longer need to partake in Wednesday evening activities

I intend to join awheel on a Weds evening in the very near future  ;D
Unretire occasionally, we miss you  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2016, 12:01:07 pm
Come back doggers we need you!  Gavin had a dogging question last night and there was no-one to answer it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 15 September, 2016, 07:22:09 am
Three questions for my learned friends:

1. The forward planning calendar is a great idea, so I can see when the rides can be reached from the west of the region ... but I'm struggling to find the Facebook group where the document is apparently located ... search on Facebook using Audax Club and you find a few other clubs, but not ACME ... search on ACME and you're into a different world

2. On the original post from OD, there is an event on 19th Nov described as 'Essex Shit Roads'. What is this?

3. Flitchbikes, where art thou? Google isn't helping. I know the original location has closed, but I'm thinking I heard somebody mention a new shop had opened elsewhere in Dunmow. I need to sort my daughter out with a suitable hybrid steed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 September, 2016, 08:34:20 am
Last night we welcomed the Heroes of the Flatlands and a special guest to the other Compasses.

The Heroes: First fixed SR - Oaky, First fixed 600 - Tippers, First SR - AndyC33 and no excuse offered - Bobb, had tales of much derring and no little do on what seems to have been a hardcore edition of the Flatlands.  They were all in remarkably good shape, all that is except for poor old Tippers' undercarriage.  Fortunately, we had our own version of Peter Popoff ready and waiting with his rubber gloves.  It is probably best to leave that part of the evening there and just note that Tippers made an early exit shortly afterwards.

Our special guest, Bhoot, was welcomed by a good turn out from the Witham peloton.  In addition to the Heroes and the Healer, it also had Huggy, Hotblack and Gavin SSN.  Tomsk made a brief appearance, as one does when it is "only" 27 miles each way to the pub.  What Bhoot made of the whole thing was not clear but she also made an early exit which may speak volumes about the quality of the conversation.

We sampled Hop Monster Pekko and Broadsword, both by George's Brewery and SB Surprise by Farmer's Ales.  Pekko took the Quaffers' Choice.

Talk was of the forthcoming Winter Brevet Series, Bobb and AndyC33's sterling efforts not to ride RRTY now that they are 10 months in and the musical entertainment at epiphany.  In a dramatic move, Oaky has made a bid to form a barbershop quartet to challenge current chart toppers OD and Bobb.  Oaky is now hard at work altering the words of well know football songs so that they are about OD.

Another fun night for MEMWNS but surely the last night of the year when it will be hot riding home in short sleeves ?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 September, 2016, 08:48:01 am
psyclist:

1] Sorry, but Farcebook is beyond my area of expertise. ::-) I was overjoyed to be given a paper copy of The List last night, delivered by the hand of OD.  :thumbsup:

2] Essex Shit Roads is OD's unique mix of Comedy Off-Roading, gravel byways and lanes that are heading towards the former two categories. Bobb, Oscar's Dad and I rode a version a few years ago, joined later by Huggy, JJ and I think, Flatbar Steve...[anyone I've forgotten?]

I went down the full-sus MTB route, OD on his Claud Butler front sus roadified MTB, Bobb with 'cross bike. It was a bit muddy at times, with visitations from She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, [deep puddly ruts revealing a tell-tale stream of bubbles from a tyre!] pub time, light rain. Brilliant fun!

3] Flitchbikes are in North Street, just past the Doctor's Pond [on street parking there]. It's our nearest shop!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 15 September, 2016, 09:03:18 am
I'm struggling to find the Facebook group where the document is apparently located ... search on Facebook using Audax Club and you find a few other clubs, but not ACME ... search on ACME and you're into a different world
That which you seek is here (https://www.facebook.com/groups/1690692574514846/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 September, 2016, 10:00:37 am
They were all in remarkably good shape, all that is except for poor old Tippers' undercarriage.  Fortunately, we had our own version of Peter Popoff ready and waiting with his rubber gloves.  It is probably best to leave that part of the evening there and just note that Tippers made an early exit shortly afterwards.

Wouldn't anyone?

(http://www.oakden.org/mark/bike/yacf/pics/od_gloves_s.jpg)

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Oaky is now hard at work altering the words of well know football songs so that they are about OD.

Cricket and rugby songs also eligible.

In fact, last night's "starter for ten" is based on the England cricket fans' "wind up Mitchell Johnson" song (http://test.barmyarmy.com/barmysongs/index.php?iCatID=-1&iSongID=73) ("He bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, That Mitchell Johnson,  his bowling is shite")


He veers to the left!
He veers to the ri-ight!
The Hedgefinder Gen'ral,
His steering is shite!

 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 September, 2016, 11:13:20 am
I was thinking I am not going to do the Shite Roads ride now that the 'Gravel' bike is nearly back to being an 'Audax' bike but.....I now realise I can switch the wheels on the fixed (and a couple of other changes) and it should work.....maybe. Only one way to find out I guess!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 September, 2016, 11:43:36 am
I will start work on the Shit Roads ride soon. You won't need a MTB or even a full on gravel bike, the roads are that shite. Bonus points if you do it on 23c boots!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 September, 2016, 11:48:21 am
hehe....cool. Let me know if you want any input from the couple of rides I did this summer. Some Handlebar height plants, a level crossing lots of potholed gravel and a mountain bike route up and down north hill among some of the highlights.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 September, 2016, 12:26:59 pm
hehe....cool. Let me know if you want any input from the couple of rides I did this summer. Some Handlebar height plants, a level crossing lots of potholed gravel and a mountain bike route up and down north hill among some of the highlights.

Yes, all the above. Can you put the tracks on RwGPS or similar?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 September, 2016, 12:48:42 pm
Yep, will do!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 15 September, 2016, 12:50:43 pm
I think I shall have to put in an appearance in the not too distant future. In interests of approaching total retirement, I have upped my workless days total to 80%* now, which means that Wednesdays are mine to do what I like with, domestic circumstances permitting, and I generally like to have permissive domestic circumstances. The sort of thing that appeals to me is a day ride somewhere, culminating in a pub with a bunch of mid-Essex reprobates, followed by a train home.

I must put what is left of my mind to it.

*That's 80% of Monday to Friday, ie all of them except Tuesday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 September, 2016, 12:59:09 pm
Yep, will do!

I've resurrected the thread from 2013 so bung the info there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 September, 2016, 03:01:59 pm
... I was overjoyed to be given a paper copy of The List last night, delivered by the hand of OD.  :thumbsup: ...

I am pleased my forward planning has received some positive feedback  ;D  Could I please labour one point, the forward planning I have done is merely a starting point and the info on the piece of paper dished out last night could change.  I would imagine that everything on my bit of paper will be covered by a thread on here so yacf is where you'll find the definitive info.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 September, 2016, 03:07:35 pm
... I was overjoyed to be given a paper copy of The List last night, delivered by the hand of OD.  :thumbsup: ...

... the info on the piece of paper dished out last night could change.  ...

Wow!  That's a bit "Harry Potter" isn't it?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 September, 2016, 08:34:00 pm
I've heard from Mary Ellis this evening that seven members of Richard's family will be helping on the 'Richard Ellis Memorial' 200 and 100km Audaxes on 1st October. They'll be stamping cards at the Maglia Rosso and Mistley Place Cafes as well as helping at the finish.

Let's have a good ACME turn out  :thumbsup: and from some of the 'usual suspects' that knew and rode with Richard.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 15 September, 2016, 08:43:38 pm
Let's have a good ACME turn out

Entered  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 September, 2016, 07:58:23 am
Let's have a good ACME turn out  :thumbsup: and from some of the 'usual suspects' that knew and rode with Richard.
Entered. Only the 100 this year....I like to start the year with a 100
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 September, 2016, 08:36:41 am
Entered. Only the 100 this year....I like to start the year with a 100

A wise, slow build-up towards 1400... ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 September, 2016, 08:43:19 am
I've heard from Mary Ellis this evening that seven members of Richard's family will be helping on the 'Richard Ellis Memorial' 200 and 100km Audaxes on 1st October. They'll be stamping cards at the Maglia Rosso and Mistley Place Cafes as well as helping at the finish.

Let's have a good ACME turn out  :thumbsup: and from some of the 'usual suspects' that knew and rode with Richard.

Tom, is there a gpx for the 100k event?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 September, 2016, 08:54:08 am
It's on Wilkyboys website (http://www.camaudax.uk/rides/flitchbikes-100)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 September, 2016, 08:54:16 am
I've heard from Mary Ellis this evening that seven members of Richard's family will be helping on the 'Richard Ellis Memorial' 200 and 100km Audaxes on 1st October. They'll be stamping cards at the Maglia Rosso and Mistley Place Cafes as well as helping at the finish.

Let's have a good ACME turn out  :thumbsup: and from some of the 'usual suspects' that knew and rode with Richard.

Tom, is there a gpx for the 100k event?

Don't worry, found it, doh  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 September, 2016, 08:55:18 am
It's on Wilkyboys website (http://www.camaudax.uk/rides/flitchbikes-100)

Yes, that's what I have just found!  Sorry, I'm being a chump.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 September, 2016, 07:46:24 pm
Soupy is home!

Maybe back to Broomfield for physio on Monday, can't do stairs, so currently on the sofa watching telly, what's new ::-)!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 16 September, 2016, 08:04:22 pm
I hope Soupy's parents and sibling are tending to his every need.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 September, 2016, 08:08:59 pm
Jake came in handy to heave Dan up our front steps!

Currently administering beer and ice cream.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 September, 2016, 08:23:53 pm
I managed to survive almost a whole day on beer and ice cream this week!  :thumbsup:

Glad to hear he's home...

In other news, the ACME jersey got a good reception in Belgium

Am I the only one on the R/E 200?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 September, 2016, 09:02:58 pm
Am I the only one on the R/E 200?

Currently tippers on the 100km, Andyc33 & Bobb on the 200km list - more to follow I hope...

Having mailed Dunmow Velo yesterday, and seeing lots at the carnival tomorrow, I'm hoping for more from that quarter, especially on the 100km. EOLs accepted...

Wilkyboy is riding the REM 200km route check/helper's ride tomorrow, arrivee at the Angel and Harp Carnival Beer Festival in the evening, probably in time for the fireworks. Dunmow's answer to Hogmanay, the Queen's Diamond Jubilee and the Notting Hill Carnival you know, it's all happening  ;D

In other news, the ACME jersey got a good reception in Belgium

It is VERY Belgian, as well as very ESSEX.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 September, 2016, 09:21:43 pm
Not sure this will work... but here goes....


(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/zkfTa9R3JBTpTENHpR0XLSHh9RwF1TGvh7KsGLga_E4F822tEndQsijVxfsCz8Y0hExZCjj87SmvbTM=w1680-h1050-rw-no?.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 September, 2016, 10:23:12 pm
Jiber Jaber....you might know this. Is it possibly to ECE via Mandatory route?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jsabine on 17 September, 2016, 12:01:21 am
Jiber Jaber....you might know this. Is it possibly to ECE via Mandatory route?

Yes.

(At least, I'm 95% certain it is, but you'd best ask Martin OTP for a definitive answer.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 September, 2016, 12:10:53 am
Jiber Jaber....you might know this. Is it possibly to ECE via Mandatory route?

No, you can only ECE a cal event (clue's in the name)  otherwise you would need to create a new DIY including your "ECE" bit plus the  mandatory bit....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jsabine on 17 September, 2016, 12:19:54 am
Jiber Jaber....you might know this. Is it possibly to ECE via Mandatory route?

No, you can only ECE a cal event (clue's in the name)  otherwise you would need to create a new DIY including your "ECE" bit plus the  mandatory bit....

Er, isn't Tippers asking about Eing a CE, but with the E bit being mandatory route? In which case I'm fairly sure you can, but check with Martin.

Currently tippers on the 100km,

You are, of course, right that trying to extend an existing DIY route or a perm simply results in you creating a new DIY, which you can declare as mandatory route if you choose.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 September, 2016, 12:23:59 am
Sorry  - yes, you can mandatory route the Extended bit of the ECE wrt to a cal event....... I blame red wine, antibiotics, XO and Roxy Music (in that order!)

Perhaps when I read all this tomorrow it will all make sense!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 17 September, 2016, 07:45:30 am
Am I the only one on the R/E 200?

Currently tippers on the 100km, Andyc33 & Bobb on the 200km list - more to follow I hope...

I entered the 200 quite a while ago. Do I count?  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 September, 2016, 08:03:25 am
I entered the 200 quite a while ago. Do I count?  :)

I temporarily forgot who you were in the real world  ::-) ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 September, 2016, 09:08:32 am
Soupy is home!

Maybe back to Broomfield for physio on Monday, can't do stairs, so currently on the sofa watching telly, what's new ::-)!

Great news!

A change of plan means I'm probably able to ride the 100k Rich Ellis event. I will drive over to Dunmow so will have room for another bike on the car if anyone would like a lift. I will confirm early next week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 September, 2016, 09:04:03 am
Soupy is home!

Maybe back to Broomfield for physio on Monday, can't do stairs, so currently on the sofa watching telly, what's new ::-)!

Great news!

A change of plan means I'm probably able to ride the 100k Rich Ellis event. I will drive over to Dunmow so will have room for another bike on the car if anyone would like a lift. I will confirm early next week.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 September, 2016, 09:35:12 am
A change of plan means I'm probably able to ride the 100k Rich Ellis event. I will drive over to Dunmow so will have room for another bike on the car if anyone would like a lift. I will confirm early next week.

I've entered the 100k.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 September, 2016, 07:56:47 am
Right Gentlemen of ACME....who is up for a round of Golf before the clock go backwards? Anyone have a membership that can get us decent green fees (Ted  ;D)? Short of that I would suggest Forrester Park as it allows non golfing types who might want to give it a bash on the course with not issues.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 September, 2016, 08:38:59 am
Right Gentlemen of ACME....who is up for a round of Golf before the clock go backwards? Anyone have a membership that can get us decent green fees (Ted  ;D)? Short of that I would suggest Forrester Park as it allows non golfing types who might want to give it a bash on the course with not issues.
Golf on a bike?  We'll need to have a buoyancy aid on standby near the water hazards for Ted!
 ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2016, 08:42:27 am
Golf on a bike?  We'll need to have a buoyancy aid on standby near the water hazards for Ted!
 ::-)

You spend too much time with OD  :facepalm:

I am very much up for a round of golf.  Unfortunately I am currently without a club having barely played this year.

As I am off to play Loch Lomond in a couple of weeks I could certainly do with the practise.

Forrester Park is a good option. Rivenhall is another and has what they refer to as "an executive par 3" which is a bit more hacker friendly if we have any such along.

Bobb may have some suggestions as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2016, 08:43:02 am
What happens if you don't own a set of golf bats?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2016, 09:00:35 am
You get to caddy for me  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2016, 09:02:41 am
You get to caddy for me  :thumbsup:

What with my bad shoulder???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 September, 2016, 09:19:34 am
Golf on a bike?  We'll need to have a buoyancy aid on standby near the water hazards for Ted!
 ::-)

You spend too much time with OD  :facepalm:

I am very much up for a round of golf.  Unfortunately I am currently without a club having barely played this year.

As I am off to play Loch Lomond in a couple of weeks I could certainly do with the practise.

Forrester Park is a good option. Rivenhall is another and has what they refer to as "an executive par 3" which is a bit more hacker friendly if we have any such along.

Bobb may have some suggestions as well.

Forrester Park sounds good to me. Never played there, so I'm getting my excuses in early  :P

Can play whenever suits...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 September, 2016, 10:48:41 am
It's going to have to be a weekend for me. I could potentially do this weekend if it all works out but otherwise it might have to wait until after the Cambridge rides on which I am helping. I think cycling on Saturday and Golfing on Sunday might just push things a little too far!

I'm happy to book it up if we can agree a day and time. I was a member at Forresters so I can guide you on the course Bobb but I suspect I will spend a lot of time behind trees and on incorrect fairways ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 September, 2016, 10:56:23 am
Ok, I could do this weekend - I need to squeeze in one last 200 for my 40@40, but I can do that any day. Weekend after is the RE mem. 200 on the Sat, but could do the Sunday. Got nothing on the weekend after...

I can of course do weekdays should you ever feel like bunking off  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 September, 2016, 11:34:39 am
With my luck....bunking off would involve somehow being hit by a golf ball (likely my own) and having to attempt to then explain that!

I better check the home situation and then get back. This Weekend has some potential.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2016, 01:17:26 pm
This Sunday probably works for me.

The next weekend is out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 September, 2016, 01:22:39 pm
Sunday around 11ish? I know they have comps kicking off during the morning so might need to find a slot.

Any other takers?

Ted, Tippers and Bobb so far.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 September, 2016, 01:33:33 pm
Sunday around 11ish?

11ish or any other time on Sunday is fine with me....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2016, 01:46:03 pm
So, a threeball at Forrester Park on Sunday late morning ?

Any other takers to make it up to a four ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 September, 2016, 02:23:34 pm
Looks like they have some availability on Sunday:

Tee Time Availability for Sun 25 Sep 2016 (http://www.brsgolf.com/forresterpark/visitor_day.php?d_date=2016-09-25&course_id1=1)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 September, 2016, 03:05:58 pm
Oui! I shall check with Frau Tippers tonight and I will book a tee slot based on the general feel of that conversation. There may or may not be a small amount of miss selling involved in the importance of this round of golf!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 September, 2016, 03:08:39 pm
Oui! I shall check with Frau Tippers tonight and I will book a tee slot based on the general feel of that conversation. There may or may not be a small amount of miss selling involved in the importance of this round of golf!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2016, 04:37:58 pm
Does Tomsk also design golf wear ?

I am thinking checked trousers with the ACME colour scheme  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2016, 04:42:23 pm
Does Tomsk also design golf wear ?

I am thinking checked trousers with the ACME colour scheme  :thumbsup:

Plus Fours teamed with stripy socks with toes!  Can you get golfing sandals?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 September, 2016, 04:48:51 pm
Does Tomsk also design golf wear ?

I am thinking checked trousers with the ACME colour scheme  :thumbsup:

Plus Fours teamed with stripy socks with toes!  Can you get golfing sandals?
SPD Sandals with just  a pedal clipped to the bottom should give plenty of grip on grass!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2016, 04:57:58 pm
An elegant solution!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 September, 2016, 05:14:48 pm
Does Tomsk also design golf wear ?

I am thinking checked trousers with the ACME colour scheme  :thumbsup:

You're not going to embarrass me with your attire are you?  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2016, 05:18:13 pm
Does Tomsk also design golf wear ?

I am thinking checked trousers with the ACME colour scheme  :thumbsup:

You're not going to embarrass me with your attire are you?  :P

BTW bobb, do you not need a new avatar now you've had a hair cut?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2016, 05:26:17 pm
You're not going to embarrass me with your attire are you?  :P

I find it gives me a psychological edge.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2016, 05:31:30 pm
You're not going to embarrass me with your attire are you?  :P

I find it gives me a psychological edge.

I find that too!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 21 September, 2016, 07:53:55 am
3 ball booked for 11:07 this Sunday. Game on.

Best I charge the battery for the Powercaddy and get to the driving range!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 21 September, 2016, 07:56:46 am
Excellent!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 21 September, 2016, 08:03:49 am
You're not going to embarrass me with your attire are you?  :P

I find it gives me a psychological edge.

I find that too!

That brings me nicely to my next football chant reworded to be about OD:-

"He's big, He's tall,
His dress sense scares us all!
Oscar's Dad,  Oscar's Dad."
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 September, 2016, 08:14:52 am
He's soft not hard
He thinks he's avant garde
Oscar's Dad Oscar's Dad
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 21 September, 2016, 08:20:15 am
(tune of Guantanamera...)

"Socks with his sandals,
He wears his socks with his sandals,
Socks with his sandals..."

ad infinitum
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 September, 2016, 09:28:53 am
Ok...ACME Audax Forward Planning Alert...

Mindful of LEL training and maintaining our reputation as the Flandrians of Audax, how about going out of Essex this winter? This could even, in one case, involve ece-ing 100km or team cars.

I was thinking about:

18th Dec: Santa Special 200 [be rude not to].

14th Jan: Swaffham 100/50 [Jonathan Reed's].

25th Feb: Mad Jack Fuller 120 [done this a few times - ludicrously hilly, but lovely countryside].
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 September, 2016, 10:47:00 am
 :thumbsup: Forrin....yes.

I'm trying not too book too much up at the moment and I am avoiding really giving Mrs Tippers dates to give the impression that I am slowing down for a couple of months but.....I have put Take Ewe to the Severn, Seas & Wye in my calendar as a potential 600km so some AAA stuff would be grand.

The Santa Special makes a good December 200 for RRTY purposes but I may try and get one in earlier depending on conditions.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 September, 2016, 12:38:19 pm
Ok...ACME Audax Forward Planning Alert...

Mindful of LEL training and maintaining our reputation as the Flandrians of Audax, how about going out of Essex this winter? This could even, in one case, involve ece-ing 100km or team cars.

I was thinking about:

18th Dec: Santa Special 200 [be rude not to].

14th Jan: Swaffham 100/50 [Jonathan Reed's].

25th Feb: Mad Jack Fuller 120 [done this a few times - ludicrously hilly, but lovely countryside].

Mad Jack himself:

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp171/jasonburns37/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg) (http://s409.photobucket.com/user/jasonburns37/media/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg.html)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 September, 2016, 06:37:04 pm
So did Soupy get a visit yesterday evening at the A&H???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 September, 2016, 08:55:03 pm
So did Soupy get a visit yesterday evening at the A&H???
yes  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 September, 2016, 08:12:43 am

Mad Jack himself:

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp171/jasonburns37/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg) (http://s409.photobucket.com/user/jasonburns37/media/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg.html)

Yes, I recognise that wild eyed loon but who is the guy in the black coat behind him ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 September, 2016, 08:14:52 am

Mad Jack himself:

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp171/jasonburns37/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg) (http://s409.photobucket.com/user/jasonburns37/media/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg.html)

Yes, I recognise that wild eyed loon but who is the guy in the black coat behind him ?
That's an actor playing a historical remake of his life
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 23 September, 2016, 09:08:47 am

Mad Jack himself:

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp171/jasonburns37/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg) (http://s409.photobucket.com/user/jasonburns37/media/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_175846_zpscad1a3nk.jpg.html)

Yes, I recognise that wild eyed loon but who is the guy in the black coat behind him ?
That's an actor playing a historical remake of his life

Ah, that makes it clearer.

What about the guy in the black coat behind him ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 23 September, 2016, 10:04:31 am
What about the guy in the black coat behind him ?
And why is he a miniature man standing on the back of a hand??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 23 September, 2016, 10:24:46 am
What about the guy in the black coat behind him ?
And why is he a miniature man standing on the back of a hand??

Perhaps it's a trained falcon, dressed as a person in a top hat?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 September, 2016, 03:13:57 pm
The Real Actual Mortal Remains of Mad Jack Fuller are said to be sitting on his favourite chair, dressed in frock coat and top hat, inside the pyramid, holding a bottle of Claret...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 September, 2016, 07:08:52 pm
Not riding a croix de fer ?

Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 September, 2016, 03:42:51 pm
Not riding a croix de fer ?

Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

I think that was on the Rose actually...

(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp171/jasonburns37/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_094547_zpsx2trhntx.jpg) (http://s409.photobucket.com/user/jasonburns37/media/BikeStuf/WenWen2015/IMG_20150725_094547_zpsx2trhntx.jpg.html)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 September, 2016, 03:03:59 pm
Folks further to Tomsks posts as part of my build up to LEL I am toying with the idea of an AAA SR next year. I am thinking I might aim to do a perm 200 in Wales on a previously ridden route, John Hamiltons Barcud Coch. (200km, 3,750m climbing and 3.75 AAA)

If I do it, it would probably be late April. Heading out to Wales on Friday after work ride on Saturday and return either Saturday night or Sunday morning.

The ride covers some really stunning scenery around Mid Wales and the Brecon Beacons. It crosses up with some pieces of the BCM but only on short sections. Some pics and info from the last ride HERE (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/2014/11/02/barcud-coch-200km-27102014/)

Just putting it out there for any potential interest.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 September, 2016, 01:14:58 pm
http://rawmudflap.uk/images/FrontPage/ClubFlaps.jpg

As Senior ACME Mudguard/Mudflap Nazi, I'd like to commend these to the house...I already have some reflective red ones on a couple of bikes. The ACME stick of dynamite would fit well  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 September, 2016, 02:29:19 pm
Wow - great minds (and fools etc)....  :thumbsup:

Fantastic idea! (reflective stick perhaps?)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 September, 2016, 03:05:17 pm
http://rawmudflap.uk/images/FrontPage/ClubFlaps.jpg

As Senior ACME Mudguard/Mudflap Nazi, I'd like to commend these to the house...I already have some reflective red ones on a couple of bikes. The ACME stick of dynamite would fit well  :thumbsup:

But, but, but I spent a lot of time and effort on Fred's rear mudflap and I'm very proud of what I've achieved!  And let's not forget the Tesco ring binder which gave up its back cover - a selfless sacrifice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 September, 2016, 03:35:31 pm
But, but, but I spent a lot of time and effort on Fred's rear mudflap and I'm very proud of what I've achieved!  And let's not forget the Tesco ring binder which gave up its back cover - a selfless sacrifice.
hehe....and I am certain that at some point on an audax I will find an alternative use for a piece of Carpet tile.....not to mention the holes I drilled in my Stainless Guards to fit them  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2016, 08:46:40 am
In the absence of The Bard I will take up the mantel of describing the events of last evening.

Firstly  :smug: :smug: :smug: O:-) O:-) O:-) 1:0 to Forward Planning TM.  We found ourselves in a previously unvisited pub, in a town a few of us had ridden through but never stopped in and a good turnout: me, Andy C33333333333333333333333, That Nutkin Chap (all lit up)  :thumbsup: , jibbers and his shark bitten leg, slipgate, and Tomsk.

The Dog Inn looked like it might fall into the "shit pub but good beer" category but in actual fact was well busy with friendly people there for the well kept beer and conversation.  Given that we were at the Dog Inn I was worried we wouldn't have much dogging action but jibbers reports he's found a news site near Channels Golf Club.

The ride up there by the Witham peloton was brisk and wind assisted.  The wind on the way back wasn't as troublesome as I anticipated.

Anyhow, a very good evening all told.

Next week Forward Planning TM says we at The Compasses, LG; I can't imagine the proposal exciting much controversy, will the score next week be 2:0?   ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2016, 09:36:21 am
The jibergram from last night ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3378_zpsltvhiacq.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 September, 2016, 11:28:58 am
In other news, I was in the Orange Tree earlier this week and they were serving pickled walnuts.  A vegan option for the initiation ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2016, 11:49:40 am
In other news, I was in the Orange Tree earlier this week and they were serving pickled walnuts.  A vegan option for the initiation ?

I can't say I've ever had a pickled walnut.  Were they nice?

I'm in the throes of adopting us a Canadian (prospective LEL rider) so I'll keep my eye out for a vegan as well (assuming the Canadian isn't vegan of course).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 September, 2016, 11:51:19 am
They were surprisingly edible  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2016, 12:12:59 pm
They were surprisingly edible  :thumbsup:

I think they'd probably give me epic wind.  Not that would put me off giving them a try.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 29 September, 2016, 01:10:16 pm
They were surprisingly edible  :thumbsup:

I think they'd probably give me epic wind.  Not that would put me off giving them a try.

I feel sorry for the poor soul that is behind you on the ride home......!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 September, 2016, 01:26:09 pm
When was the last time you saw someone behind OD ?

I always thought it was because he liked being at the back, now I know the real reason  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 29 September, 2016, 01:35:15 pm
When was the last time you saw someone behind OD ?

I always thought it was because he liked being at the back, now I know the real reason  :o

Very true Ted, I always thought he was at the back due to his Garmin lacking the correct navigational skills to keep on the pre plotted route


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 September, 2016, 02:07:08 pm
I always thought it was his 25kg of accessories that he carries.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 29 September, 2016, 02:12:28 pm
I always thought it was his 25kg of accessories that he carries.

All astride the tank don't forget......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 September, 2016, 04:07:58 pm
Oi! Leave OD alone, I am planning on having OD and Fred tow me around the Rich Ellis 100k on Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2016, 04:28:58 pm
Oi! Leave OD alone, I am planning on having OD and Fred tow me around the Rich Ellis 100k on Saturday.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 29 September, 2016, 04:34:17 pm
Don't dis OD and Fred, a spare tyre from the depths of Fred's saddlebag saved me from a very long walk home one night. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2016, 04:37:42 pm
Don't dis OD and Fred, a spare tyre from the depths of Fred's saddlebag saved me from a very long walk home one night. :thumbsup:

 ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 September, 2016, 08:28:36 pm

All astride the tank don't forget......


Did you notice how no one jumped in to stand up for OD but you crossed a line when you dissed Fred ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: ChillyPanda on 29 September, 2016, 09:04:47 pm
Will ACME jerseys be available for perusal at this Saturday's REM?

Not sure how the ACME sizing works. I'm a 36-inch-ish chest so maybe small or x-small.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2016, 09:15:59 pm

All astride the tank don't forget......


Did you notice how no one jumped in to stand up for OD but you crossed a line when you dissed Fred ?

As it should be!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 30 September, 2016, 09:29:40 am
Will ACME jerseys be available for perusal at this Saturday's REM?

Not sure how the ACME sizing works. I'm a 36-inch-ish chest so maybe small or x-small.

We have sizes L, XL and 3XL left from the last batch.  I'll bring those along, with my S [race fit] and M [club/pub fit] [38" chest] for anyone to try for size. The smaller sizes from XS are on order, along with caps.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 September, 2016, 09:43:25 am
I have just noticed that the whole ACME Winter Brevet Series is now on the Aukweb calendar and ready for a flood of entries... :thumbsup:

We will look resplendent but cold in our s/s ACME jerseys  :o

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 September, 2016, 10:21:30 am
I have just noticed that the whole ACME Winter Brevet Series is now on the Aukweb calendar and ready for a flood of entries... :thumbsup:

We will look resplendent but cold in our s/s ACME jerseys  :o

Wear your ACME jersey over the top of warmer gear  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 September, 2016, 06:41:22 pm
Don't worry Ted, you come naturally well insulated ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 30 September, 2016, 06:59:41 pm
Spotlight [Essex CTC mag] should get the Winter Series in the next edition and it should be on the website too, haven't had time to check...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 October, 2016, 10:23:36 pm
I have just noticed that the whole ACME Winter Brevet Series is now on the Aukweb calendar and ready for a flood of entries... :thumbsup:
and this is what they look like all together  :)
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/ACME/ACME%20Winter%20Series_zpskm61xlvm.png)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 October, 2016, 09:32:19 am
That looks like some sort of magical bird. A bit Harry Potterish.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 October, 2016, 09:48:50 am
I thought it was an angel/demon with an outstretched arm and pointing finger!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 October, 2016, 04:49:39 pm
hmmm, wonder how far it is to ride around the other edge of all the routes....only one way to find out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2016, 09:56:41 am
Marking your forward planning calendars for an amendment/addition.  The next Velodrome session offer is in :-
Thursday 5th January 2017 20:00-22:00

Usual terms, if we have more than 20 interested I'll book a 2nd instructor.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 October, 2016, 07:59:11 am
Yesterday evening at The Compasses was very pleasant with not much of particular import to report.

Autumn has definitely arrived and long fingered gloves were required from the outset. We sampled a couple of dark beers whose name escaped me.

huggy showed us his medal design.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 October, 2016, 11:08:01 pm
Kudos to the ACME peloton out on the Cambridge 200 today (Jibbers and Carlos). Sounds like they were having a jolly good time with the Psst... fairies and some issues with pumps and cables....I will assume they did make it back to base!

I also managed to puncture on the way to the control, yes OD, on tubeless. The worst thing was it was on a deviation to my planned route which was a decision that turned out to be wrong on so many levels!

Anyway...Tubeless Tyres 0 Essex Roads 2

One will be on Durano Plus again ASAP.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 October, 2016, 09:47:30 am
Anyway...Tubeless Tyres 0 Essex Roads 2

One will be on Durano Plus again ASAP.

I'm starting to feel sorry for you now.  You can only take the piss for so long. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 October, 2016, 09:52:04 am
You'd have loved it Steve, you could have got out your spar tyre and everything yesterday! LOL  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 09 October, 2016, 10:27:28 am
You'd have loved it Steve, you could have got out your spar tyre and everything yesterday! LOL  :facepalm:

Spar do tyres, well I never. Good old village shops save the day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 09 October, 2016, 10:36:44 am
Anyway...Tubeless Tyres 0 Essex Roads 2

One will be on Durano Plus again ASAP.

I'm starting to feel sorry for you now.  You can only take the piss for so long.
Yeah but.....One can only be stupid for so long as well :-)

On the plus side the tyres are very comfortable even with a tube in them  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 October, 2016, 11:22:03 am
As I mentioned in our text conversation Fred is getting yet more tyres, this time 700x40c semi knobblies ahead of the Shit Roads ride.  And his mudguards are coming off  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 October, 2016, 05:50:49 pm
Just in case anyone wants to do something different next weekend [15/16th], or has young persons interested in planks-with-wheels...

My godson Tim Peters is the organiser of 'Hogtoberfest' at Hog Hill [Redbridge Cycle Centre, to give it its proper name]: Beer, Bands, Crazy People on Longboards.  :thumbsup: Makes Audax look Very Sensible. Free entry for spectators - might take the boys, or maybe ride down.

http://hogtoberfest.blogspot.co.uk/

https://www.facebook.com/events/544477199079748/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 13 October, 2016, 08:42:43 am
The Maltster's Arms, Heybridge:

A local pub for local people featuring: old folk in a corner [and us too  ;D], drunken comedian propping up the bar, tolerant barmaid...ram-raided by the MEMWNS peloton.  :thumbsup:

Gourmet Park Scratchings, mostly variants on a chilli theme, including Pig of Doom.  :thumbsup:

Three excellent ales: Caledonian 'Autumn Red', Dark Star 'Hophead' and an Elgood's Mild.  :thumbsup:

44 miles of intermittent rain. Not so :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 October, 2016, 09:48:01 am
Oh my goodness, last night was a MEMWNS classic, those of you who missed out will live with the regret for the rest of your days ... or we could do it all over again - soon!

Firstly it was raining, after so much riding in warm dry weather it was a shock to the system.  In true huggy style he quickly persuaded the Witham peloton to forego my pointless loop out to the west as we left Danbury.  And then when we got to the Maltster's Arms he nearly had us heading off to a nicer looking pub  :o  ::-)

Just as I was finishing remonstrating with huggy the pub door was flung open and one of the locals Tomsk mentioned stood framed by the lights from within.

"Farcking hell!  We thought you was farcking Star Trek turning up!"

I quickly ascertained the gentleman was friendly, if a bit pissed, and went on to ascertain we couldn't get our bikes into the beer garden so carried on locking them to lamp posts.

The pub was like someone's front room and not a very nice front room at that - it was bloody brilliant!  I particularly liked the art ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3438_zpshzc53423.jpg)

The locals made the usual enquiries of us "Where have you farcking come from then?"  And assured us they wouldn't nick our bikes from outside.  The young lady behind the bar looked after us beautifully.

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3439_zpseonswzwn.jpg)

A high spot of the evening was the discovery of Pig of Doom pork scratching (http://www.snafflingpig.co.uk/collections/pork-crackling-gift-jars/products/pig-of-doom-gifting-jar)

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3437_zpsuffc9hbb.jpg)

We also tried some of the other flavours.

Along with The Oddie in Colchester Heybridge's Maltster's Arms gets added to OD's List of Shit Pubs That Are So Good They Should Be Preserved For Eternity

I shall long remember yesterday evening, thanks for the company chaps, when can we go again?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 October, 2016, 10:04:11 am
Sounds like a potential post Mighty Oak tasting session retreat
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 October, 2016, 10:08:43 am
Sounds like a potential post Mighty Oak tasting session retreat

Top idea!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 October, 2016, 07:45:17 am
I know a number of the ACME crew are going to see Ned Boulting's Bikeology in Chelmsford on 20th Oct. I have a couple of tickets for the same event in Bury St Edmunds on 19th Oct that I can no longer use. Please do let me know if you would like them, details at:

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=99919.0 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=99919.0)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 October, 2016, 06:01:02 pm
hmmm, wonder how far it is to ride around the other edge of all the routes....only one way to find out.
Just in case anyone else wondered.....270 km is the answer. A couple of small adjustments get ride of some COR on the Oyster and go through Stisted to miss the A 120 on the Knights Templar but otherwise it should be true to the outline of all 4 ACME Winter Rides. Luckily it's easy to make a 15km route from/to Witham which might make this a fun summer DIY which keeps you relatively close to home. (and all inside Essex as well if I am not mistaken)

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/17177486 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/17177486)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 October, 2016, 08:09:44 pm
Ace, though I'd probably give three mile hill a miss (though you can ride up the private road to Galleywood Common...  Does one of our rides actually go to Margaretting?

ETA: Ah, the Knights one....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 October, 2016, 08:47:17 pm
Yep, It's the Knights Templar one so not sure if the GPX is the final version at this stage.

I was wondering about that piece of road bit I see there are other options which shouldn't change distance by too much.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 October, 2016, 09:04:10 pm
There's a cycle path on the Chelmsford bound section but it finishes before the main car entrance.  My worry would be crossing the road, not sure how important Hylands is to the route, but from the Saddlery you could back track and head past Ivy Barns to Writtle. I'd opt for London Rd out of Maldon rather than the A414 if I could, quite a few options and plenty of time between now and then I guess :) tempted to ride this as a DIY in Nov to keep my 2nd round the year going...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 15 October, 2016, 09:33:16 pm
Turn right into the field immediately after the bridge on Maldon road just after mile 38. There is COR to be had to avoid riding down 3 mile hill*  :P

*you still need to cross it though, but I've never found that to be a problem
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 October, 2016, 10:12:13 pm
There's a cycle path on the Chelmsford bound section but it finishes before the main car entrance.  My worry would be crossing the road, not sure how important Hylands is to the route, but from the Saddlery you could back track and head past Ivy Barns to Writtle. I'd opt for London Rd out of Maldon rather than the A414 if I could, quite a few options and plenty of time between now and then I guess :) tempted to ride this as a DIY in Nov to keep my 2nd round the year going...
Yeah, plenty of time before that one comes around.

So are you doing a double RRtY this year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 October, 2016, 10:14:44 pm
It would appear I have been since May...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 October, 2016, 10:49:00 pm
hehe....nutter....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 October, 2016, 04:27:30 pm
In my stupid bid to complete an AAA SR I have signed up for

The Heartbeat 400  - 6th May (Same weekend as the G&Y Fields)
The 3 Coasts 600 - 17th June

Just thought I would put them out there in case anyone else from the Flatlands fancies a bit more up and down before LEL.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 October, 2016, 05:18:14 pm
For anyone attending the Ned Boulting Bikeology evening of culture this Thursday, my plan is to catch the 18:16 train from Witham to the Chelmo Metroplis and proceed to the Ale House in the bus station. A couple of refreshing beverages will be in order after such an arduous journey.  Then drag myself and everyone else away kicking and screaming to the Civic Theatre at about 7:20-ish.  My intended route is almost certainly to be exactly like this (https://goo.gl/maps/1VMG2T9pcHD2) :)  it may well be similar on the way back too.
I have tickets to hand out to Jen M, Carlos (x2), Bloomers (x2) and Steve G.  Everyone else remember to bring yours if you can find where you filed them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 17 October, 2016, 06:13:50 pm
As ever, a well thought out plan. I shall drive and see you in the Ale House. Looking forward to it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 October, 2016, 07:17:30 pm
Soupy will have to be driven...we'll maybe see you at the Ale House before & after as well??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 October, 2016, 02:54:20 pm
In my stupid bid to complete an AAA SR I have signed up for

The Heartbeat 400  - 6th May (Same weekend as the G&Y Fields)
The 3 Coasts 600 - 17th June

Just thought I would put them out there in case anyone else from the Flatlands fancies a bit more up and down before LEL.

I am potentially up for the 3 Coasts or its cousin if somebody slower than Tippers is heading up as well.

Also tempted by the National 400.

It's also about time the ACME golf society arranged another outing.  I am currently full of enthusiasm for golf.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 20 October, 2016, 09:32:42 am
For anyone attending the Ned Boulting Bikeology evening of culture this Thursday, my plan is to catch the 18:16 train from Witham to the Chelmo Metroplis and proceed to the Ale House in the bus station.

I'm going to probably head for the same train.

On the off-chance I'm running early, was anyone else intending to be at the Ale House before 6:30-ish?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 09:55:53 am
Never mind this evening, I'm looking forward to The Bard's account of last night.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 October, 2016, 10:00:14 am
I am potentially up for the 3 Coasts or its cousin if somebody slower than Tippers is heading up as well.

Also tempted by the National 400.

I might be up for that. Myself, Huggy and Carlos have unfinished business with the 3 coasts!


It's also about time the ACME golf society arranged another outing.  I am currently full of enthusiasm for golf.

Definitely! Any thoughts on where and when?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 October, 2016, 10:35:14 am
Forward planning is dead. Long live winging it  :thumbsup:

Last night, in clear and flagrant breach of OD's diktat, we went to the other spiritual home instead of the Crown at Messing.

Jiber and I struggled through the wind from our respective lairs while Huggy and the Hustler popped up Blue Mills and into the pub  :P

We sampled Admiral by Farmers, Ptipsy Ptarmigan by Wibblers and Sombrero by Elephant Brewing.  Sombrero narrowly took the Quaffers' Choice. 

At a gathering of such intellectual giants it was inevitable that talk was of serious matters; the presidential debates, the Hustler's H Plan diet, how to carry a golf umbrella on a bike and Grant's gloves were just some of the topics that were covered in a wide-ranging and lively debate - it's amazing how the conversation improves without the merry prankster on hand to divert us. 

After staying for one for the road, we all headed off into the night; Jiber and I on our long rides home and the other two back down the hill to Witham.

Who knows where the peloton will wind up next week...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 10:45:33 am
It's worth noting that Messing's Crown was suggested as it is local to Mersea Island  ::-)

One of the features of Forward Planning is that everyone gets a local pub every now and then. I didn't just pick pubs randomly, there is method and not much madness. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 October, 2016, 10:57:08 am
There is certainly madness  ;D

Messing would have been ideal for me but I could not make poor old Jiber cycle all that way in a north westerly.
I am potentially up for the 3 Coasts or its cousin if somebody slower than Tippers is heading up as well.

Also tempted by the National 400.

I might be up for that. Myself, Huggy and Carlos have unfinished business with the 3 coasts!


It's also about time the ACME golf society arranged another outing.  I am currently full of enthusiasm for golf.

Definitely! Any thoughts on where and when?

A potential ACME trip oop north then  :thumbsup:  Tomsk will probably ride up there as he will feel that it's handy for Dunmow  :P

The weekend after next has golf potential.  I have re-joined 5 Lakes so I nominate there (I may have a couple of free passes).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 October, 2016, 11:22:47 am
The weekend after next has golf potential.  I have re-joined 5 Lakes so I nominate there (I may have a couple of free passes).


As in the 29th/30th? If so, I am around that weekend 😊
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 October, 2016, 12:53:57 pm
As in that weekend, yes.

Hopefully our colonial chum can join in as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 01:07:52 pm
Oh dear. At some point in the not too distant future you might find me astride a different bicycle.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 October, 2016, 01:17:49 pm
What have you done ? :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 October, 2016, 01:26:18 pm
I bet it's a COR munching beast!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 01:30:33 pm
I bet it's a COR munching beast!

Quite the reverse. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 01:35:57 pm
Son of Oscar the Ribble is moving on  :'(

I have purchased a lightweight steel frame built by TJ Quick in 1991 and it being reborn to my specifications by Torslanda of this parish.   

It'll need a name. It's grey so perhaps Dakota although I'm not sure how many shades it is.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 01:38:38 pm
Handbuilt to order in 1991. 60cm, 653 lugged, gunmetal grey, clearance for 25 and guards. Stronglight headset, English threads. Lovely drop crown fork. Very light.  Plus a beautiful pair of Ambrosio Evolution on polished Ambrosio 8/9/10 hubs with butted Sapim spokes.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 October, 2016, 01:38:58 pm
We'll miss you at the back  :(

Sounds like a very lovely thing.

Slightly disappointed that you're not letting me do the build though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 01:42:27 pm
I'm not letting me do the build so you've no chance :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Redlight on 20 October, 2016, 01:48:07 pm
In my stupid bid to complete an AAA SR I have signed up for

The Heartbeat 400  - 6th May (Same weekend as the G&Y Fields)
The 3 Coasts 600 - 17th June

Just thought I would put them out there in case anyone else from the Flatlands fancies a bit more up and down before LEL.

I currently have both the 3 Coasts and the Pendle 600 in the diary for next year, but it's most definitely an either / or decision that will be made in January, if I also decide to ride LEL.  3C appears to be the "easier" of the two, and takes me into some of the lands of my youth, but the Pendle looks to be one of those "must do" rides and using it as a penultimate prep ride for the big one kills two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 October, 2016, 03:12:19 pm
In my stupid bid to complete an AAA SR I have signed up for

The Heartbeat 400  - 6th May (Same weekend as the G&Y Fields)
The 3 Coasts 600 - 17th June

Just thought I would put them out there in case anyone else from the Flatlands fancies a bit more up and down before LEL.

I currently have both the 3 Coasts and the Pendle 600 in the diary for next year, but it's most definitely an either / or decision that will be made in January, if I also decide to ride LEL.  3C appears to be the "easier" of the two, and takes me into some of the lands of my youth, but the Pendle looks to be one of those "must do" rides and using it as a penultimate prep ride for the big one kills two birds with one stone.
Agreed. Having done the BCM twice I quite fancied a different AAA 600 and this one pre LEL fitted well. It's got AAA but not too much so I suspect its some brutal climbing for a portion of the ride. (and I don't expect the flatlands either side of it).

I love the look of the Pendle but looking at the details, profiles, reviews and videos (not in loads of detail) I figured the Heartbeat 400 was a good test to see if the Pendle was going to be doable in a later edition.

I like the fact the 200 and 300 AAA can be done much closer to home with the Shark and Oasts and Coasts...fantastic.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 October, 2016, 03:14:28 pm
Handbuilt to order in 1991. 60cm, 653 lugged, gunmetal grey, clearance for 25 and guards. Stronglight headset, English threads. Lovely drop crown fork. Very light.  Plus a beautiful pair of Ambrosio Evolution on polished Ambrosio 8/9/10 hubs with butted Sapim spokes.
:thumbsup: oooooohhhhhh nice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 20 October, 2016, 03:26:18 pm
Handbuilt to order in 1991. 60cm, 653 lugged, gunmetal grey, clearance for 25 and guards. Stronglight headset, English threads. Lovely drop crown fork. Very light.  Plus a beautiful pair of Ambrosio Evolution on polished Ambrosio 8/9/10 hubs with butted Sapim spokes.


Sounds like the sort of thing that needs period Campag all over it  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 03:29:46 pm
Handbuilt to order in 1991. 60cm, 653 lugged, gunmetal grey, clearance for 25 and guards. Stronglight headset, English threads. Lovely drop crown fork. Very light.  Plus a beautiful pair of Ambrosio Evolution on polished Ambrosio 8/9/10 hubs with butted Sapim spokes.


Sounds like the sort of thing that needs period Campag all over it  :P

That would be nice if I had the budget, perhaps in the future. For the moment it will have  modern SRAM as I have never used their kit.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 October, 2016, 03:47:35 pm
Red eTap?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 October, 2016, 04:00:17 pm
Red eTap?

Not sure, only had a cursory look so far. Wiggle seem to be doing a good deal on Apex.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 20 October, 2016, 04:05:35 pm
I'm liking the Rival 22 on my London Road.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Redlight on 20 October, 2016, 04:55:02 pm

Agreed. Having done the BCM twice I quite fancied a different AAA 600 and this one pre LEL fitted well.

Ah. I should add that I have also entered the BCM, having missed it for a few years. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 21 October, 2016, 07:49:26 am
 :thumbsup: You'll be flying by the time you ride LEL  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 October, 2016, 08:13:03 am
I'm liking the Rival 22 on my London Road.

That's 11 speed isn't it?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 21 October, 2016, 08:45:50 am
I'm liking the Rival 22 on my London Road.

That's 11 speed isn't it?

yup
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 October, 2016, 09:06:00 am
I'm liking the Rival 22 on my London Road.

That's 11 speed isn't it?

yup

Ah, for reasons I forget advised me to go for 10 speeds hence it will be SRAM Apex.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 October, 2016, 09:17:41 am
Just waiting for the review of Ned...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 October, 2016, 10:00:22 am
Just waiting for the review of Ned...

OK then ...

We can all talk about cycling for hours but no-one is ever going to pay us.  In fact they are more likely to pay us to stop.

Ned's reputation is sufficient for people to risk £20 to listen to him bang on about cycling, but of course he might turn out to be shite.  The good news is he wasn't!  He was funny, interesting, engaging and thought provoking.  The format of his performance is innovative and his high risk strategy paid off - you can get people to pay to listen to a middle aged man talk about cycling for a couple of hours - who'd of thought, there's hope for us all (well perhaps not).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 25 October, 2016, 10:23:02 pm
The weekend after next has golf potential.  I have re-joined 5 Lakes so I nominate there (I may have a couple of free passes).

Is there still golfing potential this coming weekend? I'm up for it if there is...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 October, 2016, 10:38:06 pm
There is golfing potential on Saturday as I am now on equestrian transport duty on Sunday.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 25 October, 2016, 10:48:20 pm
OK, I'm cool either day...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 October, 2016, 10:50:32 pm
 :thumbsup: but I can't golf this weekend...too much on.

Is anyone else riding the 100 from Stevenage?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 October, 2016, 07:31:22 am
A quieter than usual MEMWNS evening, just me, AndyC333333333 and Tomsk - none of the noisy rabble!  We had a lovely run down to the PoW which is a nice pub and one we should visit more frequently perhaps. I think we stuck to the Crouch Vale Yakima all night.

Meet the new Hello Kitty kitty ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpsycjwmpzs.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 October, 2016, 09:24:27 am
Meet the new Hello Kitty kitty ...

The BB looks especially thrilled with it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 October, 2016, 03:33:59 pm
Hello Folks
This year the ACH Winter Ball will be held at The Artillery Arms in Islington.  This cracking Fuller's beauty is in anice central location for those out of town as well as being just over the border from our home land

http://www.artillery-arms.co.uk/

Please join us on 19-Nov-2016 from 16:00 for food/cycle chat/ale and more ale

As always, this is never a 'club do' with everybody being welcome

ACH
Anyone up for paying our neighbour Audax club a visit on their night out?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 October, 2016, 06:07:09 pm
Friends, Saxons & ACME members, lend me your helper minutes!
The Essex 3Rs has attracted quite a large field. The Battesford Court were very happy to hear that ~50 cyclists were going to pop in on the 5th Nov, that's now likely to be closer to 70.
I'm thinking some bike security patrolling will be necessary before the grand depart, anyone fancy putting in something like a 30 minute shift outside making sure none of the local oiks win themselves a new bike?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 October, 2016, 06:11:14 pm
Stick a pint in me hand and I'm happy to eat brekkie outside. What time should I rock up?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 October, 2016, 08:37:26 pm
I'm planning on getting there about 8:30 and enjoy breakfast before the masses arrive. I think there will be need for bikes to be parked down the driveway too.
Will offer an earlier start option too I think to thin the field.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2016, 11:43:47 pm
I'll be ECE'ing it, but hope to arrive an hour before the start, so may be able to assist... post breckie...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 30 October, 2016, 11:57:58 pm
I'll be driving, so I can be there early if you need me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 October, 2016, 08:09:13 am
I'm planning on getting there about 8:30 and enjoy breakfast before the masses arrive. I think there will be need for bikes to be parked down the driveway too.
Will offer an earlier start option too I think to thin the field.

I will do likewise.  I think I'm right in thinking 'spoons don't start serving beer until 8:30 so there's no point turning up earlier  ;D

I'll be driving, so I can be there early if you need me.

Let us know if you need a parking space.  You could park outside our house and ride to spoon's with us.  All day parking around here costs just 1 pint  :thumbsup:  Mind you I think I owe you a pint.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 October, 2016, 08:13:54 am
I'm aiming to be at the spoons for as soon after 9 as I can on my ECE, so should be refuelled and able to help near to start-time.

In other ACME news: three of us out and about on 'Emitremmus Desrever' from Stevenage yesterday. Saw Tippers at the start [300km day - ECE via Bures!] and Redlight at Saffron Walden mid-way through - both in a later start group. Among a few other 'usual suspects' I saw Peter Walton [Hertfordshire Wheelers] came stonking past in a club group and said hi. Usual gripes about crap group riding, unfriendly overtakers who then sat 50 yards up ahead for ages etc etc...but it's a great, hilly route, just a pity the mist rendered much of the scenery invisible  :(

Kept forgetting to let the Pinarellos go, rather than trying to keep up, with me on my 'winterised' fixie: Marathon Plusses, 64" twiddly gear, saddlebag, and so on. My righteous mudguard was admired though :smug: Bounced all controls, then had a big feed back at Costello's. I think I will be more leisurely next week...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 31 October, 2016, 10:58:29 am
I'm kind of planning to ECE it with 86k prior to the start leaving just a short ride home afterwards....nothing concrete yet though. If I don't ECE I will pop over early and be available to help.

It was indeed good to see fellow ACME riders yesterday even though we were split up. Tomsk chasing carbon in the fast group and Redlight and I a bit further back. I was struggling a bit with the ups (of which there were plenty in my day out) so I dropped backwards pretty quickly and caught up to say Hi to Redlight at each of the controls as he was leaving.

The ride home mercifully got flatter after Clavering and after an emergency roadside sugar stop I took about 30 minutes at the compasses for a couple of pints and a couple of bags of crisps before finishing the job and getting back at just after 10pm (after a 4:15 departure)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 October, 2016, 01:38:57 pm
^ 15h45 for a cold, foggy, lumpy, dark 300? Chapeau! Talking of which...ACME caps, by 'Blackmore' are here! £13 each: I'll bring some along on Saturday for the 3Rs.

(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y387/Tomskinessex/ACME%20Hat%20020_zpszxovlvnd.jpg) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/Tomskinessex/media/ACME%20Hat%20020_zpszxovlvnd.jpg.html)

I have a new order of jerseys too. If you're going to be there would like one, pm/email me and I'll bring one along. I now have a full range from XS to L. £45 each.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 31 October, 2016, 02:38:58 pm
 :thumbsup: I might be in for a couple of those! Are they one size fits all?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 31 October, 2016, 05:51:50 pm
I want to get ahead so put me down for a titfa  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Redlight on 31 October, 2016, 05:52:20 pm
Among a few other 'usual suspects' I saw Peter Walton [Hertfordshire Wheelers] came stonking past in a club group and said hi.

There was also a chap from Audax Club Hackney, whom I recognised from his saddlebag but whose name I don't know  :-[

PS - can I have a cap please? 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 October, 2016, 07:41:42 pm
Caps are one-size, elasticated at the back - mine is just about perfect, not too tight or too loose. I can post if you add a quid for p&p, they'll be ok as 'large letter' in a C5 envelope.

As we are such good customers, ACME members can have a 15% discount on other Blackmore kit - ask me for the seekrit code to use on www.rideblackmore.com   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 November, 2016, 11:43:44 am
Will aim to get 2 off you on Wednesday if I make it out (80% likely) otherwise will be Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 November, 2016, 09:51:19 am
We had an excellent turn out on our trip to the Chapel last night.  The Chapel proved to be a decent locals pub with a limited selection of ales and a confusing (to me) wifi code  :facepalm:

The Witham peloton of the Hustler, GavinSSN and Hotblack were joined at the pub by me and the other solo riders; Tippers, Tomsk, Fandango and Oaky.

We sampled Red Fox IPA and Wily Ol' Fox, the latter taking the prestigious Quaffers' Choice.

Talking of foxes, with the delivery of our shiny new ACME caps, it was time for the model off between Tomsk and Fandango.  You may have heard of the term silver fox, well these are shiny foxes  ;D  Early voting on the facebook posting was going the way of Fandango, but then he is a professional.  Disappointingly for Tomsk, Mrs Tomsk had liked the picture but neglected to cast a vote in Tomsk's direction  :o

Flushed with his modelling success and in light of OD's revelations about the musical interlude at the next epiphany ride, Tomsk is now intent on forming a boy band.  So far he has recruited Fandango and Oaky.  They are now looking for that key fourth member.  Apparently being follically challenged is less important than an ability to hold an audience in the palm of your air- grabbing hand.  Applications to Tomsk please Jiber.

Discussions ranged from the intricacies of the H plan diet through to which fixed gear to ride through the winter - 69" is the answer apparently.  We also all looked very smart in our new hats.  All that is except GavinSSN who ploughs his own particular fashion furrow...

All too soon it was time to leave.  If we thought riding there was cold, we were in for a bit of a shock with the icy blast that met us as we exited the pub.  It is fair to say that most of us were really dressed for a cold autumn night and not -1.5C.  Most of us that is apart from GavinSSN who was still in shorts and fingerless mitts  :o  That said, it was a cracking ride home on quiet roads and an hour each way is probably about right at this time of this year.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 November, 2016, 10:13:46 am
Glad you all liked Coggeshall, we could be back there in a few weeks.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 November, 2016, 10:17:28 am
Indeed, a good night out. Fleecy hat much appreciated and a good straight road to blast down home to keep warm. The slower plod along gravelly lanes and 2 miles of COR on the way out chilled me at the extremities; stopping to take a phone call from my sister didn't help.

In other ACME news, I've just heard this morning that James Shaw, [ESR this year] took the AUK trike points record for 2015-16 with 105 points. Chapeau!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 November, 2016, 01:48:53 pm
Yesterday saw the first event of the ACME winter brevet series - Huggy's 3Rs.

It was a great day out along a splendid route.  Tomsk is correct, the tweaks and the reverse made it even better than the original version.

The most notable part of the day was Acorn #1's debut audax.  Finishing a tough 100k ride on a windy and cold autumn day might not be the easiest way to ride your first brevet but it didn't seem to faze her at all.  Not only that but she had to put up with Oaky the whole way round and OD for a good part of it.  Chapeau indeed  :thumbsup:

The rest of ACME behaved much as you would expect:

GavinSSN was dressed for August.

Tomsk went off to chase down the racing snakes on his 64" gear.

Jiber had a visitation.

Carlos got lost and laughed like Sid James.

Tippers vanished off the front.

JenM rode a civilised ride and seemed to be everywhere the rest of us were.

OD floated around taking pictures of his bike.

Grant looked supremely in control as ringmaster and organiser.

I tried to keep up and moaned a lot.

Usual stuff basically  ;D

Needless to say, it was ACME that propped up the bar at the end of the ride.  No wonder the duty manager at the 'Spoons was so happy  :thumbsup:

Looking forward to Tomsk's December event and hoping that it is equally fixed friendly (while doubting that Tomsk will do anything other than be his usual evil self  :facepalm:).

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 November, 2016, 01:57:47 pm
Looking forward to Tomsk's December event and hoping that it is equally fixed friendly (while doubting that Tomsk will do anything other than be his usual evil self  :facepalm:).

 ;D Pretty benign route next month - nothing in the Market Hill category. Info controls may be a bit of a mental challenge  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 November, 2016, 09:42:45 am
Looking forward to Tomsk's December event and hoping that it is equally fixed friendly (while doubting that Tomsk will do anything other than be his usual evil self  :facepalm:).

 ;D Pretty benign route next month - nothing in the Market Hill category. Info controls may be a bit of a mental challenge  :demon:
Market Hill was like London buses for me. I had not been near it on the fixed until Saturday and managed to ride up it twice, once on my ECE outbound and once for the event. The first time up at about 7am there was a running club doing hill repeats on it which ensured I never even thought about walking while the second visit included traffic just before the last of the steep bit, luckily they edged forward just as I approached so slowing the pedals got me over it. I would actually have to say it seemed easier on fixed than on gears oddly.

The owrst part of the day for me as I said repeatedly at the spoons (at least once per pint) was the drag up from Rettendon...I find that highly annoying as it's just between my out of the saddle and in the saddle effort space for quite a while.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 November, 2016, 10:15:11 am
As I said, at least once per pint, I always think the TMNH descent is the worst part, although made easier by the headwind on Saturday.

Carlos wasn't in love with the Rettendon climb either, or any other drags.  It may have had something to do with the fact that he had swapped out his bike tyres for tractor tyres though  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 07 November, 2016, 11:02:16 am
As I thought to myself, at least once per pint, I thought the worst bit was going to be the climb up Market Hill. You see, despite living in Maldon I have never attempted the hill......so I started off on the pavement thinking I was bound to want to get off.....as it was I didn't and I crested the top with a self satisfied smile.

The worst bit was the hill up to Danbury - there weren't many smiles going up that hill.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 November, 2016, 11:19:06 am
Oh, the other thing I was saying about twice per pint was, I only have 14k to go....I think I actually ended up reasonably close to the time limit  :facepalm: But after several pints I managed a PB up the Braxted road and remembered to stick to the slightly diverted route for the ECE.  ;D

I seriously enjoyed the atmosphere in the Spoons at the end. It was nice and warm and it was excellent catching up with folk.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 November, 2016, 11:20:59 am
I think we should blame Hotblack for leading us astray on Saturday.  I am sure that neither of us would even have thought of having a pint after a ride  O:-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 November, 2016, 11:34:16 am
I think we should blame Hotblack for leading us astray on Saturday.  I am sure that neither of us would even have thought of having a pint after a ride  O:-)
:thumbsup: Agreed. He nearly forced me to have one in the morning before the start....forced as in he was having one so I thought I needed one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 November, 2016, 11:35:44 am
I think we should blame Hotblack for leading us astray on Saturday.  I am sure that neither of us would even have thought of having a pint after a ride  O:-)
:thumbsup: Agreed. He nearly forced me to have one in the morning before the start....forced as in he was having one so I thought I needed one.

I enjoyed my breakfast pint  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 November, 2016, 11:43:53 am
The Kelvedon Oyster will finish in a pub.  Judging by Saturday's success, starting in a pub would be a good thing as well.  I need to get a few more riders signed up before persuading a friendly landlord  :thumbsup:

At a push, it could start at the Red Dog and finish at the Sun or Railway.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 November, 2016, 11:45:24 am
As long as there's something to eat that isn't sea based or cucumber/mushrooms I'm onboard :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 November, 2016, 11:52:36 am
Ah yes, your famous northern diet where salad is but a table decoration.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 November, 2016, 11:57:12 am
Ah yes, your famous northern diet where salad is but a table decoration.

Says the bloke from Scotland!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 November, 2016, 12:02:02 pm
You'll note my preferences don't exclude 'wot food eats' :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 November, 2016, 12:08:15 pm
The Kelvedon Oyster will finish in a pub.  Judging by Saturday's success, starting in a pub would be a good thing as well.  I need to get a few more riders signed up before persuading a friendly landlord  :thumbsup:

At a push, it could start at the Red Dog and finish at the Sun or Railway.
Just for an idea of scale of what to possibly expect, the stats for the inaugural ACME Winter BP Series ride are:
Entries = 102  (that's one more than the summer Essex R&R rides put together!)
Riders on the road for the calendar event = 82
Helpers = 3
Validated brevets = 82
DNF's = 3  (one bailed while out on the ride, 2 couldn't be bothered to collect brevidence and weren't fussed about validation)
Wetherspoons duty managers happy = 1  (can't wait for the next event in December)
Cafe owners pleased to have been bothered by 10's of cyclists coming through = TBA 2 from 2  :thumbsup:
Riders' positive comments = lots
Riders' negative comments = none, at least not to me  ;)
Organisers feeling good with work:satisfaction ratio = 1  :thumbsup:
Shiny badges sold = 24
ACME jerseys sold on the day = 2 (?)
ACME caps sold on the day = a few
ACME coffers boosted = lots
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 November, 2016, 12:19:03 pm
It remains to be seen whether a ride in January will have quite the same appeal.  At least (AFAIK), the trains are running that day, you managed all that with no trains  :thumbsup:

I have a feeling that people might wait to see how the winter is shaping up before committing, not sure why the weather is an issue though  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 November, 2016, 12:25:19 pm
I think the weather will be a factor. Personally I don't mind cold, wet or windy. But if there is a chance of ice I will probably stay at home unless I can persuade myself that studded tyres will keep me safe. But would I really want to ride 70 miles on studded tyres?

The exception to the above is the Epiphany Do for the which I will turn out no matter what the weather is doing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 07 November, 2016, 01:33:12 pm
Sounds like a good time was had by all! Sorry, I couldn't make it  :'(

I reckon I should be up for the rest though. Will enter once I've done a diary check  :)

Will also need a cap at some point!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 07 November, 2016, 04:57:33 pm
Good to see a few of you at the traffic lights in Witham High Street as you were setting off! I thought I might when I saw the time, ACME jerseys look really smart


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 November, 2016, 06:13:34 pm
Glad everyone enjoyed Saturday. I disappeared to a quiet corner with my fish n'chips n'beers for a conflab with Iddu about LEL [he'd been to see Gt Easton school, the new control venue] and later joined by both f & bhoot. So no chance to talk fixie trash...but I was on a twiddly 64", so found the ups all ridiculously easy, obviously...[apart from descending North Hill and trying to hang onto the orange tandem].
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 November, 2016, 08:01:07 am
Any ACME riders keen to do a helpers' ride/route check on either of the two permitted weekends before the Stansted Airport Express on 3rd December? I can't ride then, but may get to ride during the week...

The RWGPS track Huggy prepared needs checking, as well as the route sheet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 November, 2016, 08:30:32 am
Any ACME riders keen to do a helpers' ride/route check on either of the two permitted weekends before the Stansted Airport Express on 3rd December? I can't ride then, but may get to ride during the week...

The RWGPS track Huggy prepared needs checking, as well as the route sheet.
I'm looking at Saturday 19th November (or may be the Sunday) as a likely Helpers' ride.
I should then be available for helper duties on the day too, my glamorous assistant said she may be able to assist with check-in too if paid in breakfast  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 November, 2016, 02:11:01 pm
Glad everyone enjoyed Saturday. I disappeared to a quiet corner with my fish n'chips n'beers for a conflab with Iddu about LEL [he'd been to see Gt Easton school, the new control venue] and later joined by both f & bhoot. So no chance to talk fixie trash...but I was on a twiddly 64", so found the ups all ridiculously easy, obviously...[apart from descending North Hill and trying to hang onto the orange tandem].
I passed a couple of folks shortly after the Rodney coming down North Hill. I had sat behind them dragging my brake and decided things were going to get a bit hot. I suspect it was a lot uglier than Tomsk spinning his 64" gear but it actually felt more in control that ever before.

I might be around to do a route check on the 19th or I might just ride it this Sunday for fun
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 November, 2016, 02:51:19 pm
19th might work for me too as I have just been stood down from equestrian transport duties  :thumbsup:

If I am there I will just be riding it with no ECE, no brevet etc.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2016, 03:12:27 pm
19th might work for me too as I have just been stood down from equestrian transport duties  :thumbsup:

If I am there I will just be riding it with no ECE, no brevet etc.

[Discreet cough]  I hope you lot don't wear yourselves out cos the weekend following the 19th sees the braver amongst us braving some COR on the shite roads of Essex.  Hooray  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 November, 2016, 04:25:45 pm
[Discreet cough]  I hope you lot wear don't yourselves out cos the weekend following the 19th sees the braver amongst us braving some COR on the shite roads of Essex.  Hooray  :thumbsup:

10-20kph for off-road brevets: I believe it has been done...just saying... ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2016, 04:32:10 pm
[Discreet cough]  I hope you lot don't wear yourselves out cos the weekend following the 19th sees the braver amongst us braving some COR on the shite roads of Essex.  Hooray  :thumbsup:

10-20kph for off-road brevets: I believe it has been done...just saying... ;D

Anyone wanting to turn the route into some sort of DIY audax should crack on  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 November, 2016, 06:36:18 am
It was a great inaugural EMEWMWNS ride last night  ::-)

I left home a bit late so went straight to the pub.

At the pub I sampled Proper Job by St Austell, awarded it the Quaffer's Choice then left.

I was home by 10 (just as well as I had to get up at 03.45).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 10 November, 2016, 11:27:06 am
If your Arrivee est arrivee'd may I draw your attention to page 42  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 November, 2016, 12:56:50 pm
Is it a picture of Carlos modelling ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 November, 2016, 12:59:54 pm
Is it a picture of Carlos modelling ?

Well it certainly isn't a picture of my tattoo!  If is it the photo was taken without my permission and I will sue.  Do you know a good lawyer?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 November, 2016, 01:07:10 pm
Is it a picture of Carlos modelling ?

Well it certainly isn't a picture of my tattoo!  If is it the photo was taken without my permission and I will sue.  Do you know a good lawyer?

I know a lawyer! Not sure about good....... he doesn't pay much attention to small print so I have heard


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 November, 2016, 01:14:16 pm
There's an annoying buzzing noise around this thread again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 November, 2016, 01:17:08 pm
There's an annoying buzzing noise around this thread again.

Damn flies just can't get rid of them..... you know what they say though they're attracted to


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 November, 2016, 01:18:54 pm
It was a great inaugural EMEWMWNS ride last night  ::-)

I left home a bit late so went straight to the pub.

At the pub I sampled Proper Job by St Austell, awarded it the Quaffer's Choice then left.

I was home by 10 (just as well as I had to get up at 03.45).

Seems a bit tame, I'm not sure if I'm going to turn up for the next ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 November, 2016, 01:21:28 pm
Well there's no show without Punch.

Had you bothered to turn up last night it would have been wild.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 November, 2016, 01:28:14 pm
I'm sure it would have been Honey. X ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 November, 2016, 01:29:04 pm
If your Arrivee est arrivee'd may I draw your attention to page 42  :)

C'est arrivee.  Bedtime reading for tonight  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 November, 2016, 01:54:11 pm
Ah, I see from another thread that there is an article about the 3Rs.

No wonder Huggy is so excited  :thumbsup:

Perhaps they're saving Carlos for a front cover and centre spread in the LEL issue.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 10 November, 2016, 02:52:35 pm
Ah, I see from another thread that there is an article about the 3Rs.

No wonder Huggy is so excited  :thumbsup:

Perhaps they're saving Carlos for a front cover and centre spread in the LEL issue.
I think you'll find that Sister Carol is indeed pictured in his best active movement modelling pose leaving the Tall Green House Cafe (at least that's what it looks like to my eyes!).  Quite a small picture though so fully expect promotion to centrefold at some point.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 November, 2016, 01:44:22 pm
Any ACME riders keen to do a helpers' ride/route check on either of the two permitted weekends before the Stansted Airport Express on 3rd December? I can't ride then, but may get to ride during the week...

The RWGPS track Huggy prepared needs checking, as well as the route sheet.
I'm looking at Saturday 19th November (or may be the Sunday) as a likely Helpers' ride.
I should then be available for helper duties on the day too, my glamorous assistant said she may be able to assist with check-in too if paid in breakfast  ;D
I am now to be in That London on the 19th assisting the AUK IT crowd with the new look website for Organisers.  Subject to Home Office approval I'll plan for a ride round the route on the Sunday instead.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 November, 2016, 02:17:47 pm
Well done huggy, it seems we are taking over AUK!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 November, 2016, 06:07:14 pm
Sunday should work for me.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 November, 2016, 08:07:43 pm
Sunday should work for me.
:thumbsup:
I have a pass for Sunday. Flexible on start time for a steady ride round.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 November, 2016, 09:58:08 am
Sunday should work for me.
:thumbsup:
I have a pass for Sunday. Flexible on start time for a steady ride round.
I'm about 80% likely to make this. If not I might be making my way around the route on Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 November, 2016, 10:21:30 am
I need to do some bike fettling before then.

The fixed has just had a new BB fitted and I need to put the cranks back on and install my fancy new mudguards.

The Fratello is at Evanson where Richard is trying to bend the derailleur hanger back straight.  Apparently it is a bit of a known design fault with the Fratello.  It did occur to me that it was a bit of an issue when I was building it and with my history with derailleurs .... :facepalm:

Subject to all that, Sunday should be a go.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 14 November, 2016, 10:03:43 pm
I need to do some bike fettling before then.

The fixed has just had a new BB fitted and I need to put the cranks back on and install my fancy new mudguards.

The Fratello is at Evanson where Richard is trying to bend the derailleur hanger back straight.  Apparently it is a bit of a known design fault with the Fratello.  It did occur to me that it was a bit of an issue when I was building it and with my history with derailleurs .... :facepalm:

Subject to all that, Sunday should be a go.

I do have a rear mech alignment checking/adjusting tool.

I will try to make it this Sunday, just have to see if I end up in Norfolk instead. The tourer now has mudflaps and inline brake cable adjusters for the wet group rides - the later being to keep the brakes working after a descent from Danbury. If the mudflap design works I'll implement it on the winter fixed as well, assuming the knackered old mudguards will take the extra loading.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 November, 2016, 09:32:41 am

I do have a rear mech alignment checking/adjusting tool.


It was the bending the steel back that I was having trouble with - the Fratello does not have a detachable hanger, which is the design fault in my opinion.

Richard is currently building a fixed frame with disc brakes.  I am hoping for a sneak preview when I collect the Fratello.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 November, 2016, 10:48:52 am

I do have a rear mech alignment checking/adjusting tool.


It was the bending the steel back that I was having trouble with - the Fratello does not have a detachable hanger, which is the design fault in my opinion.

Richard is currently building a fixed frame with disc brakes.  I am hoping for a sneak preview when I collect the Fratello.

I thought detachable hangers were mainly an alloy/carbon thing,  to sacrificially bend to avoid knackering a frame.  Steel can just be bent back, and in the worst case a new hanger welded on,  so conventional wisdom seems to be that it's better to have the dropout at full thickness rather than thinned down to accomodate a removable hanger.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 November, 2016, 11:42:38 am
Richard certainly builds with detachable hangers.

He has repaired a Fratello where the hanger had snapped off and apparently it was a bit of a job to weld something on with the correct fit etc.

The answer is probably for me to be a bit more careful next time I swap the chain and cassette over  :facepalm:

Test ride of the new BB on the fixed this evening.  I was going to ride into work this morning but had visions of walking along the road with a crank in one hand.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 November, 2016, 04:13:05 pm
I was going to ride into work this morning but had visions of walking along the road with a crank in one hand.

But why would you be walking to work with OD?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 November, 2016, 04:14:32 pm
Because he's "special".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 November, 2016, 04:16:14 pm
Because he's "special".

 :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 15 November, 2016, 06:02:16 pm
To bring this thread back to normality (well, perhaps OD baiting is not so out of the ordinary), I need a 200km this weekend to keep my double RRTY going. I'm thinking of joining the Sunday ride for some interesting company, effectively doing the same route as I will ECE in 2 weeks, but as a mandatory route. Does anybody want to nominate a starting time ... I don't mind an early start?

Unfortunately I have a parent's consultation tomorrow, otherwise I would have enjoyed a convenient 'near to home' destination for the Wednesday ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 15 November, 2016, 07:00:04 pm
A bit of unscheduled bike fettling today....
I finished my ride to work today with the saddle in the panniers, only 3 miles without anywhere to sit. The bolt through the saddle clamp sheared - a replacement made for the ride home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 November, 2016, 10:41:23 am
To bring this thread back to normality (well, perhaps OD baiting is not so out of the ordinary), I need a 200km this weekend to keep my double RRTY going. I'm thinking of joining the Sunday ride for some interesting company, effectively doing the same route as I will ECE in 2 weeks, but as a mandatory route. Does anybody want to nominate a starting time ... I don't mind an early start?

Unfortunately I have a parent's consultation tomorrow, otherwise I would have enjoyed a convenient 'near to home' destination for the Wednesday ride.
I am keen to get out reasonably early. I am thinking 8am Spoons breakfast and off by about 8:30
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 November, 2016, 10:42:32 am
That is early.  That's me leaving just before 7.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 November, 2016, 11:10:05 am
Yeah, I have to be home later in the afternoon so I need to get out early so no worries if others are starting at a more civilized time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 November, 2016, 12:34:39 pm
I could be there by 8am. Probably a 5:30am start, but that's fine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 November, 2016, 01:03:13 pm
Is this turning into an A team and B team ride ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 November, 2016, 07:09:04 pm
Is this turning into an A team and B team ride ?
I was thinking more like a 9am start, if not 10, and a non-thrashing ride round.  So it does sound like an A & B team plan.
Don't forget that I may be occasionally stopping to take notes for Tomsk's route sheet too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 November, 2016, 07:16:10 pm
I will almost certainly be on fixed which will be another slowing factor for the B team.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 November, 2016, 07:48:49 pm
I've not ridden for 4 weeks, so if everybody else is leaving at something like 9am, I could do that also (or rather instead of 8am, not as well as!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 November, 2016, 09:41:28 pm
Some of the Helpers' committee has met this evening over a pint and suggested a 9am readiness at the 'spoons in Witham and take it from there. I'm anticipating roughly a 6.5 hour ride in total for the 100k.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 16 November, 2016, 11:10:04 pm
I am planning to be at the 'Spoons for 9AM start on Sunday. Don't wait if I'm not there, waking up in the morning after two weeks of late shift doesn't always go to plan.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 November, 2016, 07:37:01 am
MEMWNS yesterday evening ...

Very pleasant!  And yet another FORWARD PLANNING success (6:2 thank you very much  ;D  )  huggy and I set off from the Spa Road roundabout meeting Tomsk en route.  Dakota is proving herself to be well fast which tempted me to race Tomsk to the pub along the last stretch from Bran End, I let him win.

Once we got to the A&H we found jibers just finishing his tea.  A gentle ebb and flow of conversation, some nice beer in a nice pub topped off by a nice ride home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 November, 2016, 03:32:35 pm
Some of the Helpers' committee has met this evening over a pint and suggested a 9am readiness at the 'spoons in Witham and take it from there. I'm anticipating roughly a 6.5 hour ride in total for the 100k.
:o I need to be home by 4 at the latest so going to stick to my timings. If anyone does want an earlier outing let me know as I may potentially not bother with Breakfast and do it as a fasting ride if on me own.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 November, 2016, 06:37:10 pm
...which tempted me to race Tomsk to the pub along the last stretch from Bran End, I let him win.

 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 November, 2016, 07:02:24 pm
I have just looked at the weather forecast for Sunday and to quote the great Bobb - I ain't goin' out in that shit.

Could be tempted out tomorrow morning but not in 45mph winds and heavy rain.  That's Tomsk weather.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 November, 2016, 07:27:35 pm
Plenty of time for it to change  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Canardly on 18 November, 2016, 07:44:12 pm
I too am supposed to be on a group ride Sunday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 19 November, 2016, 01:51:27 pm
Anyone want to come flying with me on Sunday morning? No? Wimps!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 November, 2016, 06:32:34 pm
Forecast is looking up
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 November, 2016, 08:25:44 pm
Anyone want to come flying with me on Sunday morning? No? Wimps!

Would love to if I wasn't already riding with Huggy

Forecast is looking up

Indeed it is!  I dont think it will be anything like the weather at teh start of the week in terms of wet, might be a little breezy but perhaps thats a tail wind for the return leg  :thumbsup:

I'm a bit perplexed with this train thingy.... every train on the GA and Nat Rail enquiries are either the Harwich or Intercity which require bike bookings.  Have they stopped listing the none intercity trains on the enquiries or something, it was the same on Monday last week (hence the car!)

At this rate, I will be in Witham for sometime between 08:46 (the earliest train) and 09:55 :facepalm:  When you can't plan your day - this is why people dont bother with fecking trains!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 19 November, 2016, 08:41:49 pm
You guys should have ridden today. Icy and frosty start but lovely blue sky day and ice and frost gone by 10am.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 November, 2016, 08:42:26 pm
For mostly family reasons I rode my 200km today instead of tomorrow, plus the knowledge that today was good, and tomorrow might have been dodgy. Glad I did ride by myself, it was my first ride in 6 weeks, and boy was I slow and hurting.

I hope your ride tomorrow is good, and I'll look forward to doing the route in December.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 November, 2016, 08:42:53 pm
Yes - looked nice, but I think Grant had something planned today and I was without a front wheel till early on...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 November, 2016, 08:57:55 pm
It was my original intention to ride today but got co-opted in to the aukweb system refresh committee for the day.

Anyone else for a 9am-ish wet & windy departure from the 'spoons in Witham?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 19 November, 2016, 08:58:26 pm
Forecast is looking up

It is. I'll probably have to work after all. The forecast for Stansted (Heathrow, my base, is a bit worse) is actually quite nice after 10-11am unless you find yourself in a thunderstorm.

EDIT:
TAF: EGSS 191657Z 1918/2024 16012KT 9999 FEW025 TEMPO 1920/2009 6000 RA BKN012 TEMPO 1923/2007 12015G30KT PROB30 TEMPO 1923/2009 4000 +RA BR BKN005 PROB30 2007/2009 VRB03KT BECMG 2008/2011 26012KT PROB30 TEMPO 2009/2015 27015G25KT 6000 RA SHRA BKN012 BECMG 2015/2018 VRB03KT PROB30 2018/2024 8000
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 19 November, 2016, 09:10:50 pm
Yes - looked nice, but I think Grant had something planned today and I was without a front wheel till early on...

A 100km wheelie, it has to be done on fixed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 November, 2016, 08:15:30 am
 Count me out, too much work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 November, 2016, 08:16:44 am
I've decided  to stay home as well for now. Full of cold and I suspect 5 or 6 hours in that shite won't do me many favours.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 November, 2016, 08:40:47 am
When you have faux denim Rainlegs you know no fear!  Think on!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 November, 2016, 09:50:30 am
When you have faux denim Rainlegs you know no fear!  Think on!

I think you meant "taste" rather than "fear".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 November, 2016, 02:43:44 pm
Didn't need them in the end.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 20 November, 2016, 03:16:38 pm
Didn't need them in the end.
Normal people put them on their legs!  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 November, 2016, 11:38:15 pm
Well despite the near onset of Type 2 at times early on, it was a good ride out.... you guys who didn't don't know what you missed!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 November, 2016, 02:42:27 pm
Thanks chaps - I can now get all the info out to riders  :thumbsup:

Still hoping to ride myself in the near future...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2016, 04:10:31 pm
Thanks chaps - I can now get all the info out to riders  :thumbsup:

Still hoping to ride myself in the near future...

Did you get my suggestion about the beetles being an info control rather than the pub?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 21 November, 2016, 04:28:30 pm
Thanks chaps - I can now get all the info out to riders  :thumbsup:

Still hoping to ride myself in the near future...

Did you get my suggestion about the beetles being an info control rather than the pub?
Your suggestion was in my Helper's ride report, as was an alert to the Organiser that you were likely to be petitioning for it  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2016, 04:32:26 pm
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 November, 2016, 08:07:48 pm
Did you get my suggestion about the beetles being an info control rather than the pub?

 :thumbsup: Next year...brevet cards are already printed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2016, 08:17:41 pm
Did you get my suggestion about the beetles being an info control rather than the pub?

 :thumbsup: Next year...brevet cards are already printed.

Fair enough. The fact the the route passes the beetles is moist excellent. To think the route could easily have used The Oaky Route Wot is Longer and Not as Much Fun. He must be soooooo disappointed  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 November, 2016, 08:31:04 am
 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 November, 2016, 09:05:24 am
What with the success of FORWARD PLANNING and the favouring of routes that pass the iconic beetles I imagine Oaky must be feeling a little bruised and unloved at the moment. We must all make a special effort to be nice to him for a while, he is our friend and it's important we look after him  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 22 November, 2016, 09:36:14 am
What with the success of FORWARD PLANNING and the favouring of routes that pass the iconic beetles I imagine Oaky must be feeling a little bruised and unloved at the moment. We must all make a special effort to be nice to him for a while, he is our friend and it's important we look after him  :-*

 :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 November, 2016, 09:38:10 am
Don't worry my friend, you can have one of my special hugs when we next meet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 November, 2016, 01:13:31 pm
What happened last night then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 November, 2016, 02:16:46 pm
What happened last night then?
We rode our bikes to a couple of pubs, had a few beers, rode our bikes home again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 November, 2016, 03:56:20 pm
The way you describe it makes me feel like I was there, it's just so vivid.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 24 November, 2016, 03:59:24 pm
The way you describe it makes me feel like I was there, it's just so vivid.

Literally one of the best write ups I have read for a MEMWNS ride


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 November, 2016, 04:13:21 pm
The way you describe it makes me feel like I was there, it's just so vivid.
I consider it one of my best works.  :smug:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 November, 2016, 04:35:00 pm
And furthermore you rode your bicycles to the correct pub!  Well done!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 November, 2016, 04:35:16 pm
The way you describe it makes me feel like I was there, it's just so vivid.
I consider it one of my best works.  :smug:
Or to put it another way we posed to capture greetings to send to OD
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j462/GHuggy/ACME/IMG_1011_zpsu4oxww4r.jpg)
A picture equalling a 1000 words and all that  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 November, 2016, 04:42:14 pm
Two points of note ...

Tomsk is behaving nicely as you'd expect.

And Hot Black is sticking up the wrong finger!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 November, 2016, 04:45:57 pm
Chapeau to Tomsk for a splendid Essex SR award ceremony at the spiritual home last night.

When I arrived the shit roaders - OD, Tomsk and Jiber - were already in the Green Room recovering from their ride.  Apparently all had gone well but doubtless OD will produce a full report of how wonderful it all was in due course.

We were soon joined by a number of ACME stalwarts and regular Essex riders from further afield.  Of course Wilkyboy had to trump everyone by riding in from Cambridge, probably via Sweden, on fixed.

Sid James won the now coveted inaugural ACME points award and Wilkyboy took home the helper of the year trophy.

It is probably best to draw a veil over the rest of the evening but a good time was had by all until it was time to face the cold ride home.  I was escorted as far as Witham by Lord Oakworth of Badgerington and the Hustler and rolled home in the early hours.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 November, 2016, 10:50:14 pm
Good write up GD... I managed to have the good idea to put the car parcel shelf on the roof whilst I loaded the bike into the team car... Of course, 1km down the road after then inevitable thump I was pulling it out of a hedgerow!

Great night, thanks to Tom and helpers for getting me through my first SR!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 November, 2016, 08:33:09 am
Was any ACME merchandise sold in the end?

And yes, it was a shame splendid evening to round off a splendid day. Thanks to you all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 November, 2016, 09:38:16 am
I think Tomsk sold a couple of caps.  No one could resist buying one after seeing me and my homeboy Jiber reverse styling.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 November, 2016, 05:41:07 pm
Indeed - there's a fetching picture of me looking not very sober with a multi cap experience on display!  :thumbsup:

In other news, I mentioned a couple of times on our MEMWNS sessions the possibility of a Brewery Tour of Wibblers, they are based in Southminster, located near the fabled historic stomping ground of ACME GCFO.

A rough plan might be transport via bike to the venue, perhaps via a food stop of some description, then a brewery tour and sample of the fine wares and then somehow working our way home to wherever .... options home could include wobbling on two wheels and the hell of Latchingdon or train assist with a change at Shenfield - or a combination of the above...

Seems mighty fine value at £10 for a tour and 4 pints of beer!  :thumbsup: (not sure if we would opt for the group tour (evening) or some other weekend combo, not sure about the food option either...)

Are we interested, if so, who and when? (Summer would be ideal, but we might be able to brave a weekend in Spring/Winter?)


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BREWERY GROUP TOURS
Designed for groups of 10-30 people so ideal for pubs, clubs, CAMRA groups and for real beer enthusiasts!
Held on Thursday evenings at 7pm (other days avaliable).

Cost is either £10.00 per person (without food) or £20.00 per person (with food) both prices includes brewery tour, talk on beer and brewing with our Brewhouse team and  4 or 5 pints in our Taproom (drinks cards issued on arrival £10=4 pints, £20 = £5 pints).
With food option is a light buffet or BBQ if the sun is shining, and nibbles

T&C for Group Bookings - minimum of 10 people, deposit of £100 to be paid to secure your date payable immediately and taken off on the night
from the total due.  No refund or return of deposit if less than 10 people can come.  Wine and spirits not included but available to purchase when part of a tour.

TESTIMONIAL - Dear Phil, Abi et al,

Just a word of thanks for looking after us so well last Friday, 5th February. Everyone on my 70th Birthday Bus Trip was very pleased with the visit and a number have commented on it again since then.   Anyway, thanks again for a good visit.
Best Regards,  Brian

BREWERY OPEN DAYS
Various Saturdays throughout the year from 12 noon until 4pm

Next one 17th December 2016

These are an informal turn up and join in, for groups of 8 or more please email abby@wibblers.co.uk  just to let us know.   

The £10.00 Open Day Voucher entitles you to upto 4 pints of beer, cider or lager.
Price also includes brewery tour & talk on brewing.

The £5.00 Driver/Non-drinker Open Day Voucher entitles you to soft drinks
Price also includes brewery tour & talk on brewing.

Brewery Talk and Tours are limited to 25 people per session and are on first come first served basis.
(3 or 4 tours are planned each afternoon subject to demand)

Group bookings will be split up and spread over 2 or 3 tours to minimise delay to others on the day.

To purchase an Open Day Voucher as a gift for someone please email abby@wibblers.couk, vouchers are valid for 1 year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 November, 2016, 05:46:20 pm
Terrific idea!  Please count me in and thanks for the suggestion and the offer to organise the outing  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 30 November, 2016, 06:08:06 pm
https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=100575.0

50% off an Igaro D1 USB Charging thing......
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 December, 2016, 12:53:01 am
Great spot Nik - I'm in!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 December, 2016, 07:49:42 am
Me too. Thanks Nik.

How would this be wired in? Suppose I have a bike with a Son Delux to which a B&M IQ-X is to be connected. Would the D1 connect at the same points as the IQ-X, or could I connect to the other connection on the Son Delux that is intended for rear lights? At the moment I am not intending to fit a rear dynamo light.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 December, 2016, 08:51:46 am
Same points as the main light I would expect, i.e. in parallel
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 December, 2016, 10:42:47 am
I'd agree, it just needs to be wired in parallel. I think I am going to solder a run of wire onto the one that currently goes to my rear lights and run it up under the seat. I will then add some of THESE (https://www.sjscycles.co.uk/lighting-spares/supernova-qr-gold-connector-set-with-integrated-shrink-wrap/) which Wilkyboy recommended under the saddle so I can easily remove the unit if I don't need to carry it. The Igaro can then sit in my Carradice charging the battery pack and it will mean I don't have to be carrying the Bar Bag all the time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 December, 2016, 10:50:08 am
It was a reduced peloton that carefully picked its way through the frozen roads of Mid-Essex to our other spiritual home.  Jiber, Tippers, the Gear Whisperer and I did our best in the absence of any of the elders.

I arrived to find the other three whispering quietly in the corner.  We had turned up on pub quiz night and there was a serious team next to us.  Of course, a pint or so later and we were so loud they were having to ask for questions to be read out again  :thumbsup:  Unfortunately they still won.  Mind you having listened to some of the questions, I think a team of trained ODs would have won.

We sampled Wibblers Apprentice, Colchester's Day of the Triffids and Ptipsy Ptarmingan.  Apprentice took the Quaffers' Choice. We also had an excellent example of instant karma;  Jiber and Tippers were their usual thirsty selves and were badgering the poor gear whisperer for their next ale before he had finished his current one.  Thus it was that Jiber and Tippers ended up being first to take large mouthfuls of the Farmer's Ales Much Abrew About Nothing which was severely off.  How the GW and I laughed  ;D

In between my homey Jibers and I annoying the GW with our cap japery, we also bored him rigid talking about fixed gear inches, fixed cranks, fixed mudguard arrangements, fixed frames...  I am surprised he managed to stay awake.

Even with one for the road we were all too soon heading out the door into the open air freezer.  My Garmin read -2 by this time so it was a swift pedal home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 December, 2016, 10:56:06 am
With just over a month to go it's time to turn your attention to the Velodrome trip on January 5th starting at 8pm. Need to start asking for money and finalising numbers to see if we need a second instructor.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1228170870574362/1281543261903789/?notif_t=like&notif_id=1480588937859807
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 December, 2016, 12:27:54 pm
I'd agree, it just needs to be wired in parallel. I think I am going to solder a run of wire onto the one that currently goes to my rear lights and run it up under the seat. I will then add some of THESE (https://www.sjscycles.co.uk/lighting-spares/supernova-qr-gold-connector-set-with-integrated-shrink-wrap/) which Wilkyboy recommended under the saddle so I can easily remove the unit if I don't need to carry it. The Igaro can then sit in my Carradice charging the battery pack and it will mean I don't have to be carrying the Bar Bag all the time.

Wow - that's expensive, I could sell you a pair for half that price and still be making a big profit!

https://hobbyking.com/en_us/hardware-accessories-1/wires-connectors/battery-esc-motor/bullet.html

(let me know what size you are looking for, I may already have some)

Another alternative is JST connectors (of which I also have loads!) advantage here is they are polarized - so no need for labeling them

https://hobbyking.com/en_us/jst-male-2-pin-connector-set-10pcs-set.html

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 December, 2016, 02:32:31 pm
Thanks Tippers and Jibers for your thoughts. I like the option to charge at the rear of the bike, and those connectors do look like a good idea. Maybe I should consider the rear light option again. Hopefully I'll see you on Saturday, and see how you've done your wiring.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bloomers100 on 02 December, 2016, 09:11:40 am
I call upon ye geeks here present.

What is the ultimate dynamo set up and where do I buy one from.

I like marathon 25s and I'd like a bright light and to charge my iphone 6s?

Cheers, hit me up
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 December, 2016, 10:20:26 am
I call upon ye geeks here present.

What is the ultimate dynamo set up and where do I buy one from.

I like marathon 25s and I'd like a bright light and to charge my iphone 6s?

Cheers, hit me up

One of the Igaro jobbies mentioned upthread and a B&M IQ-X front light.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 December, 2016, 10:25:57 am
Much more experienced folk here than I but for the record my set up, which I am so far very happy with is....

SP Dynamo Hub (PD8) - Built by Malcolm at the Cycle Clinic in Glemsford (Suffolk)
B&M IQ-X front light (The new 100 lux light nice and bright but not too bright)
B&M Secula rear light (Mudguard Mount)

The issue with that set up is that it has no charging option from the light hence I have been looking at the Igaro D1 mentioned up thread. I chose the IQ-X as I thought the Luxos was a bit of a big unit (much like myself) and I fancied something a little more compact. I had also heard a few people had issues with the Luxos charging set up, although I believe this has been addressed in newer models.

edit:  and I didn't like the remote switch and associated cables on the front of me bike

I intend to have the Igaro set up to charge things in my Saddlebag, I see now that it needs to be mounted in fresh air so I will sort something out where it can be on the seatpost and the cable will go into the bag I reckon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 02 December, 2016, 10:29:19 am
Son dynamo £200 to £300 according to disc or rim brake, shutter precision just above £100, Shimano under £100, all good. Get one built into a wheel or off the peg see Spa cycles for options. B and M Luxos front light with charging lead.

I haven't got an I phone but they might be finicky about charging from a dynamo,  it might be better to charge your phone from a battery pack and then charge the battery pack with the dynamo.

I expect others with more knowledge and better solutions will be along soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 02 December, 2016, 10:43:59 am
Talking of reliability, wasn't it OD that turned his bike upside down, washed it with a hosepipe and filled his light with water? :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 December, 2016, 11:11:52 am
Talking of reliability, wasn't it OD that turned his bike upside down, washed it with a hosepipe and filled his light with water? :facepalm:

Yes that was me. Fuckwit.

I have had 4 Luxos. The first is still going strong, it was on the Ribble and is now in the spares box. The second was fitted to Fred and went tits up, don't know why. The third was a warranty replacement for the second and was fine until I got it wet with a hose pipe. I bought the 4th to replace the third and so far it's fine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 02 December, 2016, 12:02:18 pm
Don`t put yourself down OD, you`re great as you are. Just a bit of matchmaking, do you wanna sell your spare to Bloomers?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 December, 2016, 12:12:01 pm
What is the ultimate dynamo set up and where do I buy one from.

I did a fair bit of research on this, but have yet to connect it all together, apart from the wheel being on the bike. What I went for and plan to add is:

SON 28 - build into a wheel by Mike Conway - 23mm.co.uk
B&M IQ-X - with handlebar mounting bracket as no hole on fork - Rose Bikes, I think
Igaro D1 - I plan to add in a setup similar to Tippers - for long long rides, I have 2 Garmin, so can charge one in dry whilst using the other
Rear light - I wasn't going to use, but given new thoughts on Igaro D1, might as well add - still to research
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 December, 2016, 12:20:58 pm
Talking of reliability, wasn't it OD that turned his bike upside down, washed it with a hosepipe and filled his light with water? :facepalm:

Yes that was me. Fuckwit.

I have had 4 Luxos. The first is still going strong, it was on the Ribble and is now in the spares box. The second was fitted to Fred and went tits up, don't know why. The third was a warranty replacement for the second and was fine until I got it wet with a hose pipe. I bought the 4th to replace the third and so far it's fine.
Not much chance of anything going wrong while it's in the Spares box ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 December, 2016, 02:04:12 pm
Don`t put yourself down OD, you`re great as you are. Just a bit of matchmaking, do you wanna sell your spare to Bloomers?

I shall keep my spare, I still have the wheels off the Ribble which I could use on Dakota if the need arose.

Hopefully it won't go futt in the spares box!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 December, 2016, 10:09:04 pm
Mrs Tippers just got back from Wales telling me that her cousins son (Joe Holt) is riding in the Madision National Champs at Lee Valley on the 17th Dec.

Its a turn up and watch and only a £2 donation for entry but no tickets means first come first served. Just thought others might be interested.

http://www.fullgascycling.co.uk/national-madison-championships/ (http://www.fullgascycling.co.uk/national-madison-championships/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 December, 2016, 02:55:29 pm
Chaps and Chapesses,
I don't like to nag but if you are intending to enjoy the January trip to the Velodrome please register your interest soonest.  I need to establish the need for a 2nd instructor, or even cancel the event if no further interest is seen.  So far I have 9 riders which does not make it an economic trip.
You can register your interest by letting me know or paying via PayPal using this link: https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/35

With just over a month to go it's time to turn your attention to the Velodrome trip on January 5th starting at 8pm. Need to start asking for money and finalising numbers to see if we need a second instructor.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1228170870574362/1281543261903789/?notif_t=like&notif_id=1480588937859807
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 December, 2016, 03:28:19 pm
Chaps and Chapesses,
I don't like to nag but if you are intending to enjoy the January trip to the Velodrome please register your interest soonest.  I need to establish the need for a 2nd instructor, or even cancel the event if no further interest is seen.  So far I have 9 riders which does not make it an economic trip.
You can register your interest by letting me know or paying via PayPal using this link: https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/35

With just over a month to go it's time to turn your attention to the Velodrome trip on January 5th starting at 8pm. Need to start asking for money and finalising numbers to see if we need a second instructor.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1228170870574362/1281543261903789/?notif_t=like&notif_id=1480588937859807
This time I want to come but I can't..... :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 December, 2016, 03:44:37 pm
Just got round to signing up. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 December, 2016, 04:19:13 pm
Just got round to signing up.
Approved a Witham Cycling add request from Luke, so assume he's going to sign up soon too  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 December, 2016, 04:28:01 pm
I should have me plus the youngest Shredette.

Will sign up as soon as I work out how.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 December, 2016, 04:33:59 pm
I should have me plus the youngest Shredette.

Will sign up as soon as I work out how.
I've added you to the Witham Cycling Facebook group page so you can see the event details there, otherwise use these links:
For one person - https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/35
For two people - https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/70

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 December, 2016, 04:34:53 pm
Just got round to signing up.
Approved a Witham Cycling add request from Luke, so assume he's going to sign up soon too  :)

Yep - I think his brother is interested too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 December, 2016, 07:48:47 am
Yesterday evening just me and huggy set off from the roundabout and enjoyed a convoluted route to The Woolie where we found Oaky in civvies along with Mr and Mrs jibers also in normal clothing. After sampling a variety of festive brews we retired the the curry shop for my fourth decent sized meal of the day.

I then got the train home and had the opportunity to explain to some pissed blokes that Chelmsford wasn't Manningtree. Most of them understood and got back on the train, a couple were very confused and were still on the platform when the train left. The train wasn't actually stopping at Manningtree so I suggested they change at Colchester. 

All in all a very pleasant festive evening.

Oh, we might have to give jibers some MEMWNS training.  In the last few weeks he's learned that Christophe doesn't drive a prisoner transport van for G4S and I'm not from Lowestoft and have only been there once. What else doesn't he know?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 December, 2016, 09:16:18 am
Some great winter ales, especially the liquid marmalade again, and again (and again).  Curry was spot on too  :thumbsup:
Quite a poor showing on the CYCLING front though I thought seeing as I had managed to drag myself away form the colonials for a change. 5 present, 2 had cycled there, only one cycled all the way home. 
Does winter beer make you go soft?!
 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 December, 2016, 09:33:15 am
I did do some time on teh turbo before I came out! :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 December, 2016, 05:16:11 pm
free to watch on Amazon if you have prime:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1891956/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Road-Uphill-Paul-Thiltges/dp/B0084P5CGK
1h29m " Following Leopard Trek and the Schleck Brothers, focusing upon the team's participation in the prestigious 2011 Tour de France and upon their physical and mental preparation for the biggest cycling event in the world.   "

I'll be giving it a look tonight....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 08 December, 2016, 09:11:23 pm
Chaps and Chapesses,
I don't like to nag but if you are intending to enjoy the January trip to the Velodrome please register your interest soonest.  I need to establish the need for a 2nd instructor, or even cancel the event if no further interest is seen.  So far I have 9 riders which does not make it an economic trip.
You can register your interest by letting me know or paying via PayPal using this link: https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/35
Chapess here... I would like to come along although I would be very happy to be put in the "beginner" group again as there is no way I can go round that track as fast as you old (and fitter) hands...
I will check with fhoot - he may actually be in town then as it's new year holiday week. So please put one definite down and once I've checked with him I will let you know and pay up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 09 December, 2016, 10:00:27 am
Chaps and Chapesses,
I don't like to nag but if you are intending to enjoy the January trip to the Velodrome please register your interest soonest.  I need to establish the need for a 2nd instructor, or even cancel the event if no further interest is seen.  So far I have 9 riders which does not make it an economic trip.
You can register your interest by letting me know or paying via PayPal using this link: https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/35
Chapess here... I would like to come along although I would be very happy to be put in the "beginner" group again as there is no way I can go round that track as fast as you old (and fitter) hands...
I will check with fhoot - he may actually be in town then as it's new year holiday week. So please put one definite down and once I've checked with him I will let you know and pay up.
ok bhoot, no problem.  It'll be good to see fhoot whizzing around the boards too!
After my mini paddy to reignite interest there are enough payments and promises to request a 2nd instructor so there will be opportunity for many levels of experience  :)
Not quite at 20 committed places yet but I'm sure we'll get there....next target is to fill all 30 places.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 December, 2016, 05:51:47 pm
I've added you to the Witham Cycling Facebook group page so you can see the event details there, otherwise use these links:
For one person - https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/35
For two people - https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/70

I've used the second link for myself and mini-psyclist.

I can't see the Witham Cycling Facebook page. Are there details elsewhere? We've both cycled at the velodrome before, and know the general stuff.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 December, 2016, 06:01:39 pm
Witham Cycling on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/113030555403210/).  Ask to join the group and we will let you in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 December, 2016, 06:06:33 pm
Witham Cycling on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/groups/113030555403210/).  Ask to join the group and we will let you in.

Andrew I have just added you to the group.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 09 December, 2016, 06:29:54 pm
I've added you to the Witham Cycling Facebook group page so you can see the event details there, otherwise use these links:
For one person - https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/35
For two people - https://www.paypal.me/GrantHuggins/70

I've used the second link for myself and mini-psyclist.

I can't see the Witham Cycling Facebook page. Are there details elsewhere? We've both cycled at the velodrome before, and know the general stuff.
:thumbsup:
Most of the stuff on the facebook group event page is about advertising and paying for it, now I have your money there is probably little else of interest there  ;)
I'll try to be at the velodrome from about 7 to check people in and arrange shoe hire if required. Riders should aim to be there between 7 and 7:30 to get sorted with checkin and bike etc.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 December, 2016, 10:44:18 pm
Thanks OD and Huggy. Got the info. I think we're all set, and looking forward to riding the boards again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 December, 2016, 08:24:55 am
Well what a smashing night we had last night!

The Witham Peloton comprised of me, BFC, AndyC33333333333, Christophe and tippers.  We scooped up Oaky along the way.  I also decided that fairy lights were required in addition to festive tunz.

Waiting for us by the General's Arms was Jan and his mate Alan who I thought said his name was Dave.  The ride to The Three Elms was only marred by us losing Jan in the park in Chelmsford but he cleverly made his own way to the pub.  I am one million % certain the doggers down Hurrell's Lane enjoyed the festive tunz too.

At the pub we also found Tomsk and jibbers on his funny coloured fixie. 

Also in attendance was the Dave Warren jazz band, or the Conversation Killers as they could be known.  Chaps, I'm really sorry my Bluetooth speaker blasted out Slade at full volume during one of your numbers.  I think I sat on my phone.  But, having offered my apologies I think you should think again about your festive repertoire, like play some festive tunz!  IT IS CHRISTMAS YOU KNOW  ::-)

Anyhow, when we could chat we did so about the usual bollocks.  And then it was time to go home. 

As usual a lovely night, not too cold, a lovely pub and some nice lanes.  It was smashing to welcome Jan and Dave to our group, please ride with us again.  Also it was good to see Christophe!  But it was a shame the colonials kidnapped huggy once more.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 15 December, 2016, 01:05:06 pm
Thanks for a pleasant evening last night. I may come again. Good to catch up with you all. I did quite actually enjoy the Conversation Killers but judging by their reaction to OD I'm not sure they are used to hecklers. Also the miles last night helped me to within 300km of my 10,000km target for the year.
I was hopeful of attending curry next week but my work 'colleague' has apparently booked us in for a session at Jump Street in Chelmsford next Wednesday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 December, 2016, 05:06:36 pm
If we are planning an ACME BCM peloton, best get an entry in soon, 35 places left....

I've written a cheque  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 December, 2016, 10:21:45 am
If we are planning an ACME BCM peloton, best get an entry in soon, 35 places left....

I've written a cheque  :facepalm:
Top stuff....send it off, there will be no shortage of friendly faces on the ride. It is amazing who turns up for it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 16 December, 2016, 10:23:17 am
If we are planning an ACME BCM peloton, best get an entry in soon, 35 places left....

I've written a cheque  :facepalm:

Good lad, it`s a great ride, especially on fixed. :thumbsup:

I`m sorely tempted to ride this again but need to do some planning.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 December, 2016, 10:59:44 am
As soon as I can get hold of two stamped addressed C5 envelopes I can post it.. my only grip about entries is I would be happy to pay more to not have to find envelopes, put stamps on and an address and post the whole lot over...

However I understand how this must help the organiser - they have enough on their hands without having to write/print out 400 envelopes with the correct addresses! so it is what it is :)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 December, 2016, 12:11:54 pm
As soon as I can get hold of two stamped addressed C5 envelopes I can post it.. my only grip about entries is I would be happy to pay more to not have to find envelopes, put stamps on and an address and post the whole lot over...

However I understand how this must help the organiser - they have enough on their hands without having to write/print out 400 envelopes with the correct addresses! so it is what it is :)
I love it....its like doing  DIY or ECE for the first time....when I did it first the excitement of waiting for the cheque to go through (which was confirmation I had a place) was nearly too much to deal with  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 December, 2016, 01:06:52 pm
I'm sure I shall regret this. Which ACME members are considering the Easter Arrow next year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 16 December, 2016, 01:25:04 pm
I'm sure I shall regret this. Which ACME members are considering the Easter Arrow next year?

May well be.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 16 December, 2016, 01:38:13 pm
I'm sure I shall regret this. Which ACME members are considering the Easter Arrow next year?
u

If the home office can be placated yes
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 December, 2016, 01:39:57 pm
As per Wednesday night, I will consider considering it once we are in 2017  ;D

But it is likely I will be 'having a go' again this year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 December, 2016, 02:26:02 pm
I'm in for it I thinks....  :thumbsup: (though might have to work out how to deal with teh Fens bit!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 December, 2016, 02:47:44 pm
I'm in for it I thinks....  :thumbsup: (though might have to work out how to deal with teh Fens bit!
4 mates on bikes will take care of that bit, I promise you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 December, 2016, 03:23:42 pm
Yes - perhaps more exposure to the Fens will help me to love them! LOL :D

(in other news, 2xC5 envelopes sourced... running out of excuses now!  :facepalm:)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 16 December, 2016, 03:39:42 pm
I'm in for it I thinks....  :thumbsup: (though might have to work out how to deal with teh Fens bit!
4 mates on bikes will take care of that bit, I promise you!

And the four Wetherspoons stops.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 December, 2016, 08:00:40 am
I have started an 'ACME LEL Peloton Thread' over on the LEL board.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 December, 2016, 09:49:08 am
Me too for Arrow.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 December, 2016, 09:20:30 am
Not many spaces left on London-Wales-London if any one fancied having a go at that...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 December, 2016, 12:21:16 pm
The famous ACME peloton took on the Santa Special yesterday.

Jiber, the Hustler, Nurse Ratched and I formed one group along with Bus Shelter Bertie and a club mate of mine on his first 200. 

From the off I was struggling to keep up a bit as I discovered that riding fixed in the winter with worn summer tyres doesn't work that well.  My back wheel was shimmying violently beneath me as I went down Cox's hill so it was slow work going downhill from then on.  My ride became characterised by losing touch with the group going down and then trying to catch up again on the flat or going up.

Meanwhile Tomsk was driving the Tomsk train with his own group.  He set off a few minutes behind us and we did not see him overtake us between Arrivee and the second control at Diss.  I thought we had kept up a reasonable pace and we only stopped for the obligatory photo at the Camel Oasis.  Imagine our surprise then to find Tomsk and his merry band taking their ease on the sofas in the café looking like they had just walked round the corner.  Tomsk had an unlikely tale about bouncing the first control and setting a high pace.  We left Tomsk & Co tucking into seconds and headed off to Sudbury.  Again, no overtaking and who should walk into McDonalds with us, yup, Tomsk.

As is traditional, we formed a larger peloton for the last couple of legs and put Tomsk at the front.  At least that's what it looked like from a mile or two behind. I was slightly late leaving Sudbury as I was getting my bottle filled and then promptly forgot it anyway :facepalm:  I did catch up with a few of the group a couple of miles down the road where a driver had decided that the best way of overtaking a group of cyclists was with liberal use of the horn and loud revs.  When this didn't work he simply got out of his car and started shouting.    Deniece was giving him as good as she was getting but Jiber and I decided to stop and just make sure.

After an hour or so without water, I was glad to catch up with the peloton when they were stopped at some lights.  My wingman duly obliged with a drink and then they all shot off down a hill leaving me to pick my way down on my ever-worsening back tyre.  Fortunately we had Cox's hill to go back up again so we were able to reform for the final sprint to Arrivee.  It's important to keep something back for this and annoy any members of the group that were hoping for a steady last few miles  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Redlight on 19 December, 2016, 10:39:38 pm
Not many spaces left on London-Wales-London if any one fancied having a go at that...

Thanks for the reminder.  Now entered.  Hopefully this time around I will (a) be able to find something nourishing to eat in Chepstow, (b) not get three visitations in the final 30km and (c) remember not to park next to the bottle bank if I'm going to have a kip in the back of car before driving home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 December, 2016, 12:22:55 am
Yes I read about you car sleeping show you put on for the natives!....

Thats potentially 3 of us from teh East Angular region.....

Any more takers... ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 December, 2016, 09:18:50 am
You know we were talking about the 2017 Arrow last night?  Well ... I might I MIGHT DO THIS INSTEAD! (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=100815.0).  You can thank jibers for bringing it to my attention.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 December, 2016, 11:55:16 am
From all points of the compasses we descended on the ancient town of Coggeshall to mark the Winter Solstice.  The celebrants were myself, OD, Carlos Fandango, the Hustler, Tomsk, Hotblack and Oaky Wanke nob.

OD, being a deeply spiritual chap, chose to follow some of the ley lines that meet there.  Carlos preferred to continue up and down the ancient Roman way of Stane Street for a while rather than just stop at the restaurant.  The remainder of us followed the obvious routes. 

Eventually we assembled at Eastern Promise so that OD could celebrate Jool, Carlos Saturnalia and the rest of us eat some curry.

The curry itself was extremely decent.  The unexpected highlight was the brussels sprout bajee. It doesn't sound like a promising combination but it was memorable.  Dishes ranged from an aubergine vegi fest right through to Hotblack's nuclear chicken curry.  One other point of note was that, unusually for an Indian meal, we managed to eat all the food on the table (apart from my decorative vegetables obviously).

Dinner consumed, we headed over to the Chapel to sample some local ales from the Red Fox brewery and talk about our Easter Arrow campaigns.

Even on the way home it was still mild enough to be riding in shorts.  Long may the mildness continue.




Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 December, 2016, 12:05:39 pm
Full of Eastern Promise ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3671_zpsc49kfypb.jpg)

The delicious food including sprout bahjee and my king prawn and asparagus chef's special ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3668_zpsp6ujgyqr.jpg)

I didn't think blokes still had purses like this but Hot Black does, good effort sir ...!

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3669_zps3zsb9ray.jpg)

Me and a couple of my carers, I don't know where I'd be without them, I'm so grateful ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpskbwcbfxw.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 December, 2016, 05:24:05 pm
Excellent curry, and company too... :thumbsup:

The byway I took comes the back way from Pattiswick - turn L under the pylons, then R through the woods. Barriers to keep motor vehicles out Nov-March. The track is a bit muddy at present, obviously used by farm vehs, but with a solid surface underneath. Some potholes and puddles, only one the width of the track [looked deep!] - had to be picked carefully round on foot. Out of the woods it became much firmer, named Ambridge Lane on gmaps, tarmac surfaced from the farms/cottages, then crosses the A120 Coggeshall bypass. Cycles/peds only, becomes quite narrow [concrete blocks at each end too] and emerges in Coggeshall as Robinsbridge Road.

Btw, If anyone is interested in a brisk morning ride on Christmas Eve, Dunmow Velo are going to Cambridge for brunch. Around 60 miles, 17mph average speed. Meet 08:30 at the B184 Thaxted Road roundabout north of Dunmow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 December, 2016, 08:52:17 am
The byway I took comes the back way from Pattiswick - turn L under the pylons, then R through the woods. Barriers to keep motor vehicles out Nov-March. The track is a bit muddy at present, obviously used by farm vehs, but with a solid surface underneath. Some potholes and puddles, only one the width of the track [looked deep!] - had to be picked carefully round on foot. Out of the woods it became much firmer, named Ambridge Lane on gmaps, tarmac surfaced from the farms/cottages, then crosses the A120 Coggeshall bypass. Cycles/peds only, becomes quite narrow [concrete blocks at each end too] and emerges in Coggeshall as Robinsbridge Road.

Tomsk, is THIS THE TRACK YOU'RE REFERRING TO? (http://streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?X=583467&Y=224042&A=Y&Z=120)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 December, 2016, 09:48:51 am
^ Yup, that's it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 December, 2016, 09:58:25 am
^ Yup, that's it  :thumbsup:

Added to the COR database!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 December, 2016, 05:24:13 pm
I'm working between Christmas and New Year but there isn't much going on so I find my mind turning to Cunning Plans for 2017.  I've mentioned this before but HERE (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/18272291) is more meat on the bones of a previously mooted idea inspired by a careless comment (remember kids, careless talk costs lives  ;D  ) made by jibers.

OD goes to Lowestoft follows much of the outward route of the now infamous 2010 California Ride so incorporates a bit of COR  :thumbsup:  My initial thought is to run it as a group 200k mandatory route DIY by GPS.

What do we think?  By the way, I don't have a date in mind yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 December, 2016, 05:27:21 pm
Sorry, I forgot the best bit.  Once we get to Lowestoft we check in to previously booked a seaside B&B, have a quick shower before enjoying the flesh pots of Lowestoft.  I shall then get the train home the following day.  So the ride will be on a Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 December, 2016, 09:01:58 pm
Sounds like a potential Acme event!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 December, 2016, 08:18:50 am
Sounds like a potential Acme event!

Indeed. I was thinking about opening it up to others as well. Could be a way of recruiting new members and selling some merchandise.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 30 December, 2016, 03:29:52 pm
Sorry, I forgot the best bit.  Once we get to Lowestoft we check in to previously booked a seaside B&B, have a quick shower before enjoying the flesh pots of Lowestoft.  I shall then get the train home the following day.  So the ride will be on a Saturday.

As almost a local (just across the border in Norfolk) and occasional visitor to the Loostoff nightlife I can safely say you will be taking your life in to your hands. Also not a great place for a night out as its so spread out. Long walks between pubs...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 December, 2016, 03:31:11 pm
Sorry, I forgot the best bit.  Once we get to Lowestoft we check in to previously booked a seaside B&B, have a quick shower before enjoying the flesh pots of Lowestoft.  I shall then get the train home the following day.  So the ride will be on a Saturday.

As almost a local (just across the border in Norfolk) and occasional visitor to the Loostoff nightlife I can safely say you will be taking your life in to your hands. Also not a great place for a night out as its so spread out. Long walks between pubs...

Sounds epic!  What's the worst ...?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 January, 2017, 11:45:35 am
Velodrome trip is fast approaching ... Thursday 5th Jan. For TP insurance, I have BC membership, and I have just arranged CTC membership for my son. I think I read about needing to be Witham Cycling members too, which again I think can be arranged on the night.

Apart from remembering to take all the usual kit for velodrome riding, and aiming to be there at 7pm, is there anything else?

Looking forward to a circular evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 January, 2017, 02:37:27 pm
Velodrome trip is fast approaching ... Thursday 5th Jan. For TP insurance, I have BC membership, and I have just arranged CTC membership for my son. I think I read about needing to be Witham Cycling members too, which again I think can be arranged on the night.

Apart from remembering to take all the usual kit for velodrome riding, and aiming to be there at 7pm, is there anything else?

Looking forward to a circular evening.
That's covered it all, see you on Thursday  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 January, 2017, 12:38:14 pm
You know we were talking about the 2017 Arrow last night?  Well ... I might I MIGHT DO THIS INSTEAD! (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=100815.0).  You can thank jibers for bringing it to my attention.

I have just entered this ^^^ so I won't be doing the Arrow this year.  I'd better make sure me and Fred are up to the challenge  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 January, 2017, 07:16:29 pm
You'll be fine with a triple and some big tyres :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 January, 2017, 07:40:41 pm
You'll be fine with a triple and some big tyres :)

I have them all!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 January, 2017, 11:07:41 am
nice one OD, if I was not on the 400 from Preston the week after I would have been putting the 40mm tyres back on the Croix and joining you. Sounds like a great ride. Maybe you and I should organise a ACME Gravel Grind Audax in the future
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 January, 2017, 11:19:16 am
nice one OD, if I was not on the 400 from Preston the week after I would have been putting the 40mm tyres back on the Croix and joining you. Sounds like a great ride. Maybe you and I should organise a ACME Gravel Grind Audax in the future

Good idea!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2017, 10:13:30 am
With no MEMWNS outing this week it was off to the Velodrome last night for some intensive winter training.

ACME members were thin on the ground with only myself, Huggy, Psyclist and Tippers in attendance.  Doggers was there as well but he was with his new fast friends  :o

I "reluctantly" demoted myself to the second group as the youngest shredette was also in attendance.  It turned out to be a mixed ability group with one subsection hurtling round without moving from the black line and others spread across the boards at varying speeds.  Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves, even the shredette and that is no mean feat for a 15 year old.

Afterwards there was time for a quick sampling of Hammerton's Life on Mars.

Chapeau to Huggy for corralling 23 people into paying up and turning up on a cold winter's evening.  We are fortunate to have an organisational genius in our midst who uses his abilities for such noble ends.  Just imagine what an evil Huggy could get up to with an extinct volcano, many henchmen in boiler suits and a white cat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 06 January, 2017, 10:29:02 am
(https://icanttakemeanywhere.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/blofeld-james-bond-007.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2017, 12:05:13 pm
Wow, Huggy can even persuade Carlos Fandango to model for him  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2017, 08:53:58 am
A very pleasant evening was had yesterday.  Myself astride Dakota set off from the Spa Road roundabout with AndyC33333333, BFC and huggy.  The Mighty North Hill seemed like hard work so it was nice to make it to The Spiritual Home.  As the Witham Peloton rolled up to the bike shed Oaky appeared and inside we found Tomsk and jibers.

I can't remember much of what we discussed nor what we drunk but I enjoyed it all the same.  I do remember FORWARD PLANNING being debated and some derision being heaped upon the score (now 10-5) so here is my score sheet to prove I'm not cheating ...

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 January, 2017, 12:25:41 pm
No, I'm sorry, I'm not having that.

You can't count a curry night at a venue TBA as a win for forward planning and nor can you count Epiphany.

If that were the case then you could simply fill in every Wednesday night with "A pub within cycling distance of Witham" and claim that as successful forward planning.  Oh and "Witham pubs" next week doesn't count either.  That can be a let as well.

That makes the score 7-5 and we can soon turn that around if necessary  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2017, 12:43:51 pm
No, I'm sorry, I'm not having that.

You can't count a curry night at a venue TBA as a win for forward planning and nor can you count Epiphany.

If that were the case then you could simply fill in every Wednesday night with "A pub within cycling distance of Witham" and claim that as successful forward planning.  Oh and "Witham pubs" next week doesn't count either.  That can be a let as well.

That makes the score 7-5 and we can soon turn that around if necessary  :demon:

And whose rulz are these?

Oh, something I have just remembered.  huggy needed some sort of AUK form signing, something to do with him becoming an organiser and being able to conduct weddings and burials along with organising bike rides; I'm sure I have these details correct.  Anyhow, Tomsk(*) had to sign the form, as you'd expect, and so did an ACME Officer.  So since he is now Trophy Holder we promoted AndyC333333 on the spot to ACME Bursar and he signed it!  You have competition when it comes to holding High Office!

(*)  I'm not terribly happy with Tomsk as I am holding him responsible to wrecking the plan to go to The Hurdlemakers  >:(  ...

Compasses LG then, ok folks?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2017, 12:56:30 pm
No, I'm sorry, I'm not having that.

You can't count a curry night at a venue TBA as a win for forward planning and nor can you count Epiphany.

If that were the case then you could simply fill in every Wednesday night with "A pub within cycling distance of Witham" and claim that as successful forward planning.  Oh and "Witham pubs" next week doesn't count either.  That can be a let as well.

That makes the score 7-5 and we can soon turn that around if necessary  :demon:

And whose rulz are these?

Oh, something I have just remembered.  huggy needed some sort of AUK form signing, something to do with him becoming an organiser and being able to conduct weddings and burials along with organising bike rides; I'm sure I have these details correct.  Anyhow, Tomsk(*) had to sign the form, as you'd expect, and so did an ACME Officer.  So since he is now Trophy Holder we promoted AndyC333333 on the spot to ACME Bursar and he signed it!  You have competition when it comes to holding High Office!

(*)  I'm not terribly happy with Tomsk as I am holding him responsible to wreaking the plan to go to The Hurdlemakers  >:(  ...

Compasses LG then, ok folks?

Don't forget OD that Ted is an MP for Chelmsford


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2017, 01:08:00 pm
No he isn't.  And even if he was I can still set the FORWARD PLANNING rulz how the hell I like  ;D :smug:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2017, 01:11:32 pm
No he isn't.  And even if he was I can still set the FORWARD PLANNING rulz how the hell I like  ;D :smug:

Oh yes he is, he's the Managing Partner of the Chelmsford office! ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2017, 01:12:09 pm
I'm unimpressed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2017, 01:13:19 pm
I'm unimpressed.

Because Ted's right about the incorrect scoring


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2017, 01:14:32 pm
Anyhow, what's this to you???  Have you turned up to any events covered by FORWARD PLANNING???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 12 January, 2017, 01:16:38 pm
Anyhow, what's this to you???  Have you turned up to any events covered by FORWARD PLANNING???

Merely an observation it's really hard to attend FORWARD PLANNING events when you're retired........


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 January, 2017, 09:38:12 am
Folks, starting to think about Arrows, just wondering if anyone might be interested in a Thursday Afternoon/Evening start?

I quite fancy the Fens overnight and seeing some of the Northern sections in daylight. Not really done any planning on it yet but I would possibly book a Travelodge/Premier Inn in York for the Friday night and meet up with the rest of the teams on the Saturday morning (or potentially even get back home on Friday night)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 January, 2017, 10:12:54 am
Yes, why not all change actually...and I was thinking of giving Red Lodge a miss too [shoccckkkk!] as it's where we often lose an hour.

I think it was about 2009, or thereabouts, when I did a Thursday 6pm start with the Suffolk team. Getting the Fens done in the dark would be good, [need to find a 24 hour McDonalds], breakfast rendezvous at Sleaford 'spoons, Humber Bridge in daylight, stay at a travelodge/YHA in York then meet up for breakfast on Saturday with other teams.

Food for thought...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 January, 2017, 01:13:40 pm
Is that allowed, I thought it had to be a Friday morning start?

Overnight fens is a winner, my 400 home2home set off at 18:30, I used A14 services (at 23:00) the Whittlesey Garage and BP at Spalding iirc.  Some of the outbound route took me towards that junction in Cambs with the italian eatery (http://www.lapergolacambridge.co.uk/) on it (73km in), which I forgot about when planning, but would have been a far better option than the A14 services at 23:00 - there was only the garage and the McD's open, I think I spent the most money on a meal there! 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/La+Pergola+Restaurant/@52.1537366,0.0100396,17z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x189991bbd1a2f8dd!8m2!3d52.1540888!4d0.0124877

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 January, 2017, 02:14:32 pm
Is that allowed, I thought it had to be a Friday morning start?

Technically, yes - but if you ask the organiser nicely...the bulk of the riding is still on Good Friday. At least, that worked for us back in the day - probably 3 organisers ago?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 January, 2017, 02:51:27 pm
I think the problem with going to an Eatery early on is that you are always going to drop some time there relatively early in the ride as per Tomsks comment on Red Lodge. Not quite sure what the solution is though....ponder time....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 January, 2017, 10:34:49 am
Folks, I need to do a 200 to keep my RRtY going (only this month and next to go) so I am thinking of doing a Dick Turpins or my Winterish DIY route next Saturday. Anyone interested in joining in?

My DIY has controls in Hadleigh, Red Lodge, Saffron Walden, Elsenham and Little Totham. Happy to share the details and I think most of you can easily jump on the route.

The Dick Turpins is probably better suited if a few are interested.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 20 January, 2017, 01:00:40 pm
Anyone interested in joining in?

Quite possibly. I've had a few niggles with a knee, so I want to see how tomorrow's Kelvedon Oyster goes. If all ok, then I'd be up for second January 200km next weekend and kick start my second double RRTY. Otherwise I'll be resting until the Knights Templar, which will conclude the second RRTY of my first double.

That all sounds rather confusing! In short, I'll let you know on Sunday if I'm fit for next weekend :-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 January, 2017, 01:06:23 pm
 :thumbsup:

As for doubles and the like  :sick:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 January, 2017, 02:34:33 pm
Well my knee hurt like hell yesterday and even after a Ibuprofen at Mersea it didn't seem to get better - the pain only going when I pointed my right foot down in the pedal stroke... a pint of IPA and another Ibuprofen later at the Arrivee and it was fine on the way home.... I suspect it was mostly the cold causing the issue - knee OK today also!...

But in other news, good job I didn't fall for the bait and take the single speed in fixed guise - the chainline is well off with the new rear fitted, looks like the Surly hub I have with 135OLN is a 53.5mm chainline, the longest BB spindle I have here is 113mm and still to far (=a lot!) inboard to line up...  :facepalm:

For them that has a 68mm BB, what spindle length are you using? 

I'm going to put the 110mm UN55 in the bike and measure that to see what the difference it gives to teh UN55 113mm to then calculate a target length but any info from the experienced ones will help inform/validate my next wiggle order! :)


ETA: Miche use a 107 to get a 42mm chainline on their Primato, so (53.5-42)+107 = 118.5... so I guess I need a 118mm long UN55 ?
***paging Tomsk /HotBlack/Tippers... ***
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 January, 2017, 04:11:17 pm
What ? My expert opinion not good enough for you ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 January, 2017, 04:27:07 pm
What ? My expert opinion not good enough for you ?

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I thought I would seek the wisdom of the internet before paying for an answer....   ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 January, 2017, 05:21:55 pm
Not sure I can be much help - Poppy has a 110mm bottom bracket, Campag Record chainset, with a 120mm rear hub. Bernardette is on a new-fangled press-fit Hope. You can get a bit of wiggle room at the back, by screwing the cog on reversed to bring it in a bit, provided the chain clears the spokes though!

Another work-around I've used with yet another old chainset is to use washers [filed with a flat to fit the spider] between chainring and spider to move it out a bit - you'll have to use double-chainring bolts for the extra thickness to be held together. If you're way out then I guess a longer BB spindle will be the way to go.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 January, 2017, 05:42:45 pm
My Day one with teh Surly Hub has the FSA 110.5mm BB and i have a 1mm spacer on the drive side (more so to get the crank off the Chainstay though).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 January, 2017, 05:59:28 pm
Not sure I can be much help - Poppy has a 110mm bottom bracket, Campag Record chainset, with a 120mm rear hub. Bernardette is on a new-fangled press-fit Hope. You can get a bit of wiggle room at the back, by screwing the cog on reversed to bring it in a bit, provided the chain clears the spokes though!

Another work-around I've used with yet another old chainset is to use washers [filed with a flat to fit the spider] between chainring and spider to move it out a bit - you'll have to use double-chainring bolts for the extra thickness to be held together. If you're way out then I guess a longer BB spindle will be the way to go.

Aha - so I can flip the cog... I looked at that but all the diagrams I saw showed the flange spoke side - that might give me the required shift to get it in line for the 113mm BB, I think its about a 48mm chainline with the 113 so if I can move in the rear by 5mm its there!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 January, 2017, 06:06:27 pm
LONDON BIKE SHOW: Invite to ACME/Mid-Essex Cyclists and indeed the Entire yacf Community.

I'm getting a group from Dunmow Velo together, to go to the London Bike Show at ExCel, [& to the Triathlon Show and the Outdoor Adventure and Camping Show] on Saturday 18th February. If I can get 10 or more together, then we'll qualify for a discount on the £18 entry fee.

Dunmovians will be sharing lifts to Epping, then on the Central Line+DLR, [though I imagine most of the Mid-Essex crew will take the train].

PM asap if you are interested,
Tomsk
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 January, 2017, 07:10:14 am
So we can get into the adventure camping show as well as the bike show?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 January, 2017, 08:02:10 am
Yes - it's all in the same exhibition area - iirc the motorbike show is on also, but you have to pay extra to get in there (its the hall opposite)

When I went last time I think there were a number of entry discount codes knocking around also.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 January, 2017, 09:26:12 am
Anyone interested in joining in?
In short, I'll let you know on Sunday if I'm fit for next weekend :-)

My knee was more or less fine on Saturday. My diagnosis is that it was caused by a period off the bike followed by a long ride without building up the distance. As such, my thoughts are that I should have a few shorter rides in the run up to the Knights Templer on 4th Feb, rather than another long ride this coming weekend. With a lot of riding planned this year, I'm going to be cautious and build up sensibly.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 January, 2017, 09:55:21 am
Anyone interested in joining in?
In short, I'll let you know on Sunday if I'm fit for next weekend :-)

My knee was more or less fine on Saturday. My diagnosis is that it was caused by a period off the bike followed by a long ride without building up the distance. As such, my thoughts are that I should have a few shorter rides in the run up to the Knights Templer on 4th Feb, rather than another long ride this coming weekend. With a lot of riding planned this year, I'm going to be cautious and build up sensibly.
That sounds like a sensible idea. I obviously want to get my 200 done but I am having a few trains of thought.

If it stays this cold I will either ECE from home on gritted roads or sack it off and just suck up the miss on the RRtY, it has to be better than getting injured due to an off on some ice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 January, 2017, 08:11:25 pm
LONDON BIKE SHOW: Invite to ACME/Mid-Essex Cyclists and indeed the Entire yacf Community.

I'm getting a group from Dunmow Velo together, to go to the London Bike Show at ExCel, [& to the Triathlon Show and the Outdoor Adventure and Camping Show] on Saturday 18th February. If I can get 10 or more together, then we'll qualify for a discount on the £18 entry fee.

Dunmovians will be sharing lifts to Epping, then on the Central Line+DLR, [though I imagine most of the Mid-Essex crew will take the train].

PM asap if you are interested,
Tomsk

You'll be getting a PM any second now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 January, 2017, 09:09:25 am
So folks, the plan for Saturday is Dick Turpins Day Out, De Ja Vu for January. The way I am feeling I suspect it will be a bit slow but it's winter so no real reason to rush!

I am planning to start from Dunmow at about 7:30 or 8.

EDIT: Change of Plan, I am going to start in Sudbury.....get that leg I don't like out of the way early and have the option of a train from Sudbury back to Marks Tey at the end.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 25 January, 2017, 01:15:21 pm
Not sure I can be much help - Poppy has a 110mm bottom bracket, Campag Record chainset, with a 120mm rear hub. Bernardette is on a new-fangled press-fit Hope. You can get a bit of wiggle room at the back, by screwing the cog on reversed to bring it in a bit, provided the chain clears the spokes though!

Another work-around I've used with yet another old chainset is to use washers [filed with a flat to fit the spider] between chainring and spider to move it out a bit - you'll have to use double-chainring bolts for the extra thickness to be held together. If you're way out then I guess a longer BB spindle will be the way to go.

Double check that the square taper is the correct standard for your crankset _ Miche Primato sets I have encountered have been JIS (Japanese Standard, like Shimano), not ISO (Italian stuff like Campag) but they may do both. Fitting a mismatched pair can damage cranks. Shimano BBs are only available in JIS format.

Aha - so I can flip the cog... I looked at that but all the diagrams I saw showed the flange spoke side - that might give me the required shift to get it in line for the 113mm BB, I think its about a 48mm chainline with the 113 so if I can move in the rear by 5mm its there!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 January, 2017, 03:33:45 pm
Thanks BFC - they are both JIS.

Any way I am no longer a fixie virgin.... and I am still alive though not for the want of trying! LOL

Is it always this stressful riding fixed!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 25 January, 2017, 04:01:44 pm
It's utterly relaxing once you're used to it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 January, 2017, 09:10:11 am
I hope you chaps had fun last night.

Myself and The Current Mrs R had dinner at The Monkey (aka Rayleigh Arms, Terling) and very nice it was too.   The food isn't haute cuisine but very good pub grub all the same.  They had Maldon Gold on gravity plus a couple of Adnam's ales on the pumps.  The service was also spot on.

Yes, the place does need a few more finishing touches to add character but we were told the management is on the case, it all takes time and money, but I'd still recommend The Monkey and we will certainly be going back.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 January, 2017, 10:32:32 am
We did indeed have fun last night.

I met Tomsk in the car park at the Railway, which was handy as I had to return the ACME shop to him. 

In the pub itself we found Tippers, Johnny Faro, the Award Winner, Huggy and Hotblack.  Sid James bundled in just behind us to complete the group.  The Award Winner made a poor attempt to pass on the kitty kitty purse (apparently such mundane tasks are now below him).  Fortunately, it took me so long to secure 3 pints that I was immediately relieved of my temporary position and normal service was soon resumed.  I liked him much better when he was just plain old AndyC3333333 before these delusions of grandeur took hold.  What would uncle Jezza say ?

The Blacksheep was back on so we took full advantage and it was the only option for the Quaffers' Choice Award.

Talk was of audax planning and ACME Team Anvil's proposed assault on the Easter Arrow - see thread to follow.

I left the pub to discover that I had in fact been blown there and now faced a headwind all the way home.  It was a cold and windy ride back to the coast but I eventually warmed up after about 5 hours in bed.

Totham Compasses has been mooted for next week as Huggy needs to sort something for the Knights Templars ride.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 January, 2017, 10:37:12 am
In other news, we seem to have settled on the composition of ACME Team Anvil:

Captain and front runner - Sid James
Vice-Captain and relief front runner - the Straggler
Hedge Stop Controller - Bobb
Anarchist in residence - the Award Winner
Me - me

Tomsk is providing our leadership team with some information on routes and controls so hopefully the pair of them can come up with something flat with a tailwind.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 January, 2017, 11:36:05 am
 :thumbsup:

So that currently leaves

Huggy (maybe)
Jiberjaber
Psyclist
Tippers
JSabine
Oaky
Phil W
Tomsk

From the previous list....potentially 2 more teams? Wonder if we can find another 2 victims riders. Bernster would surely be up for an Arrow, no? Oscars Dad, a nice early summer jaunt up to York, you could even take your camping gear.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 January, 2017, 11:49:29 am
We had kind of assumed that you fast riders would want to form ACME Team Dynamite with a potential Thursday evening start.

It is open to the other fast riders to form ACME Team Catapult with, perhaps, a start nearer the western end of the county.

OD and his trowel are out of the Arrows as they are committed to the off road brevet a couple of weeks later and he doesn't like to go any further north than Colchester more than once a month.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 26 January, 2017, 05:31:15 pm
Bernster would surely be up for an Arrow, no?

Unfortunately I'm away for the whole of the Easter holidays (the downside of having a wife who is a teacher) - an arrow is definitely on my list of things to do, so maybe next year  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 January, 2017, 05:38:07 pm
Bernster would surely be up for an Arrow, no?

Unfortunately I'm away for the whole of the Easter holidays (the downside of having a wife who is a teacher) - an arrow is definitely on my list of things to do, so maybe next year  :thumbsup:
Where's the commitment?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 January, 2017, 05:42:56 pm
... Totham Compasses has been mooted for next week as Huggy needs to sort something for the Knights Templars ride.

Oh, bugger.  Can we move the venue to somewhere in Berkshire as I'm going to be in Thatchham next Wednesday afternoon and might not be back in The People's Republic of Mid-Essex until late.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 January, 2017, 08:32:55 pm
ACME Team Dynamite?:

Tomsk
f&bhoot
jiberjaber
Psyclist
tippers

Clearance for a Thursday evening start has been given. We can see Lincolnshire in daylight  :thumbsup: :o


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 January, 2017, 08:43:16 pm
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 26 January, 2017, 09:28:58 pm
It appears Team Acme Anvil are making advancing progress with riders roles and responsibilities. I think we just need a Control stop timekeeper/Essex energy drink purchaser role for Ted.

I'm happy to organise first 200km route out from start and leave Sid to piece together the remaining distance to York and rail journey return leg home  :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 January, 2017, 09:35:50 pm
The Award Winner is in charge of transportation.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 January, 2017, 06:36:47 am
ACME Team Dynamite?:

Tomsk
f&bhoot
jiberjaber
Psyclist
tippers

Clearance for a Thursday evening start has been given. We can see Lincolnshire in daylight  :thumbsup: :o

Looks good to me, and my legs will have done many miles between now and then so hopefully I'll be worthy of such esteemed company.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 January, 2017, 08:08:50 am
ACME Team Dynamite?:

Tomsk
f&bhoot
jiberjaber
Psyclist
tippers

Clearance for a Thursday evening start has been given. We can see Lincolnshire in daylight  :thumbsup: :o

Looks good to me, and my legs will have done many miles between now and then so hopefully I'll be worthy of such esteemed company.

Ace - I've booked Friday night accomodation for the team on a flexible basis - thought I'd get it done PDQ given it's easter and might sell quickly.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 January, 2017, 08:30:24 am


I'm happy to organise first 200km route out from start and leave Sid to piece together the remaining distance to York and rail journey return leg home  :D

In that case, I'm hoping that the end of your 200km is within 200km of York ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 January, 2017, 09:03:25 am


I'm happy to organise first 200km route out from start and leave Sid to piece together the remaining distance to York and rail journey return leg home  :D

In that case, I'm hoping that the end of your 200km is within 200km of York ;D
Ah, it's great to see two such fantastic minds working together.

We are all looking forward to admiring the pair of you up at the front, leading us to York

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 09:17:52 am

We are all looking forward to admiring the pair of you up at the front, leading us to York

You sure you are on the right website?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 January, 2017, 09:23:56 am
you've obviously never followed Sid  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 12:16:23 pm
Folks, trains are now available. I am happy to book the seats for Team Dynamite. What time to people want to leave York? Around midday?

Will need to be quick to get the bike spaces I susepct
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 January, 2017, 12:26:16 pm
About midday sounds just about right I think for train.

Could I request a ticket back to Bishop's Stortford please? If that complicates things, leave it as Witham and I'll cycle the last bit.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 January, 2017, 01:13:13 pm
Folks, trains are now available. I am happy to book the seats for Team Dynamite. What time to people want to leave York? Around midday?

Will need to be quick to get the bike spaces I susepct

I'm pondering heading on to M'bro (perhaps train or ride - not decided that yet)...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 27 January, 2017, 01:20:38 pm
Team Acme Anvil - I propose start from Kelvedon Train station? Please shout if not suitable and I will plan start on most popular preference.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 01:31:09 pm
OK...I have just checked and it is actually cheaper to get individual tickets at this stage (by about £1.50). Can I be lazy and suggest we all sort ourselves out for train travel?

If I do book it would be back to Kings Cross only.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 January, 2017, 01:32:52 pm
Team Acme Anvil - I propose start from Kelvedon Train station? Please shout if not suitable and I will plan start on most popular preference.
Oh Dear straggler, have you learned nothing?  Surely you must realise by now that all great ACME adventures start after a 'spoons breakfast in Witham  :P
Not that I have any right to be making such recommendations with respect to the Arrow of course.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 January, 2017, 01:36:06 pm
Alternatively adventures start at the Spa Road roundabout  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 January, 2017, 01:37:41 pm
Alternatively adventures start at the Spa Road roundabout  ;D
or the Spa Road roundabout  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 January, 2017, 01:39:46 pm
OK...I have just checked and it is actually cheaper to get individual tickets at this stage (by about £1.50). Can I be lazy and suggest we all sort ourselves out for train travel?

If I do book it would be back to Kings Cross only.

EDIT: IGNORE SOME OF THAT - I can make the group bookings from York to Kings Cross. And as we have a Tandem team I will be booking for 5 + 5 Bikes. All good? 11:59 from York to KGX.

Jiberjaber, I will leave you to sort your good self out.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 January, 2017, 01:49:30 pm
Team Acme Anvil - I propose start from Kelvedon Train station? Please shout if not suitable and I will plan start on most popular preference.
Oh Dear straggler, have you learned nothing?  Surely you must realise by now that all great ACME adventures start after a 'spoons breakfast in Witham  :P
Not that I have any right to be making such recommendations with respect to the Arrow of course.

Witham would be best for me straggler :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 27 January, 2017, 01:54:40 pm
OK unanimous decision is WHITHAM SPOONS PUB arrows start for Anvil group.

Thanks Huggy for making me see sense.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 01:59:17 pm
Arrrgghhhhhh.......I just took the risk to try and group book 5 of us with bikes on the 11:59 from York and it would not let me do it due to the number of bikes. I called them and was told that as there are only 5 bike spaces i would not be able to book all of them......

So I have gone back to my DIY booking and booked myself onad my bike on the 11:59 from York to KGX.....sorry.....if someone else manages to make a group booking with a bike I am happy to sacrifice my ticket or there will no doubt be someone else that might take it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 January, 2017, 03:25:06 pm
I couldn't see how to do this as a single group booking with bikes. So nabbed a ticket for 11:59 train, and phoned through to get the bike reservation sorted.

Tickets are currently £15 standard, or £40 first class. I've gone with the cheaper option.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 03:40:10 pm
 :thumbsup:
yep, I managed to get the small group booking done and added 5 bikes then it rejected me  :-[ I tried for a later train which did the same (both said not enough or no bike spaces) which is when I called figuring group bike bookings might be the issue. Not sure if the message I got was accurate but it pretty much came across as you can't expect to book all 5 spaces for one group.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 January, 2017, 03:54:03 pm
Which site are you using? I went to the Virgin website, but the ticket prices there were ridiculous, so I then used The Trainline, but I'm not aware that they allow bike reservations online. So after buying the ticket, I called them separately for the bike reservation. Always a bit of a risk doing that.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 04:18:01 pm
I used the Virgin East Coast one. got the £15 ticket and could reserve the bike online for 1
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 January, 2017, 05:03:19 pm
Just a message to let AndyC33333333 not to worry about booking a ticket for me, `cos I`ve reserved a seat and bike space on the 11:59 already :)
 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 05:40:52 pm
Folks, I got a message from one of the Thanet Road Club riders (not sure if he has found his way here) who rode the Stanstead Express (which I believe was his first Audax) and he's sliding on that slippery Audax slope. Anyway, he says
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Hi nik I'm thinking of setting up an audax type ride down here in the summer from a real ale brewery near me there's plenty of room for parking and camping there wondered if you and the acme lads would be interested I will do it through thanet road club it won't be through AUK be good to hear your thoughts and any ideas mate cheers
You will notice the piece I have highlighted which makes it all very interesting. No dates yet but will keep you all updated. Let me know if it is of potential interest to you all. Even if it is not AUK I guess we can do some kind of DIY activity.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 January, 2017, 07:29:18 pm
Ok folks, I'll sort out my train booking asap. The rest will follow on naturally...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 January, 2017, 07:38:54 pm
Jiberjaber, just to confirm. Rooms are booked for the complete team right? And we fix you up for it.

ie. You succeeded where I failed :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 January, 2017, 07:44:14 pm
Jiberjaber, just to confirm. Rooms are booked for the complete team right? And we fix you up for it.

ie. You succeeded where I failed :facepalm:
Yes, I booked 5 rooms, all doubles and on the flex rate so can be cancelled if required. If any one wants to share I can amend and cancel a room but at the moment every one apart from the tandem has their own room, £108 each room.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 January, 2017, 07:58:46 pm
^ Well done Jibers - I'm happy to share.

BY THE WAY...I've started a dedicated ACME Arrow Thread over in 'Audax', to free up the Miscellany...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 January, 2017, 08:17:21 am
Folks, I got a message from one of the Thanet Road Club riders (not sure if he has found his way here) who rode the Stanstead Express (which I believe was his first Audax) and he's sliding on that slippery Audax slope. Anyway, he says
Quote
Hi nik I'm thinking of setting up an audax type ride down here in the summer from a real ale brewery near me there's plenty of room for parking and camping there wondered if you and the acme lads would be interested I will do it through thanet road club it won't be through AUK be good to hear your thoughts and any ideas mate cheers
You will notice the piece I have highlighted which makes it all very interesting. No dates yet but will keep you all updated. Let me know if it is of potential interest to you all. Even if it is not AUK I guess we can do some kind of DIY activity.

Sound interesting!  Do we have to send a diplomatic envoy to Thanet to open relationships?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 January, 2017, 11:59:45 am
Heads-up for Essex cyclists:-

A letter just popped through my door from Highways England, announcing a consultation about plans to widen the A12 between Boreham interchange and Marks Tey.

Online information is here: http://roads.highways.gov.uk/projects/a12-chelmsford-to-a120-widening-scheme/

There are four options in the presentation, but it seems that none of them makes any provision for cyclists.  In fact, it's worse than that. Under "rights of way", they state "Widening the A12 could remove the existing pedestrian footpath adjacent to the road.  Alternative facilities would be investigated.".  My reading of that is that the existing shared use facilities, Hatfield Peverel to Witham and Witham to Marks Tey would be removed.  I have no confidence that "alternative facilites" would really be investigated any further than pointing folks at NCN1.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 January, 2017, 12:06:45 pm
There are a number of exhibitions you can attend to look at the plans. I am going to the one at Rivenhall on the 6th of Feb.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 January, 2017, 12:34:42 am
I is happy to share a room as well...... :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 February, 2017, 07:42:25 am
Not much to report but that's not to say yesterday evening wasn't very enjoyable.

The Witham peloton waited 15 minutes for me to get back from my work related travels.  Just before Maldon me, BFC, huggy and Andy C33333333333333333333333333333333 scooped up Oaky.  At the pub we found jibers finishing his tea. 

I ordered mine and shortly after 'fandango turned up for a pint on his way to nursing the needy sick.  Conversation ebbed and flowed whilst tasty beer was consumed.

Me, huggy and Andy C3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 left at about 10:30, the others are probably still there.

After a day in the car and stuffy meeting rooms the ride, exercise, companionship and beer was most welcome  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2017, 03:49:37 pm
I'm helping bobb with the ACME website, in particular the copy.  We are going to have a FAQs section so please could you come up with some FAQs you think visitors to the site will want to see answered.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 February, 2017, 03:57:11 pm
I'm helping bobb with the ACME website, in particular the copy.  We are going to have a FAQs section so please could you come up with some FAQs you think visitors to the site will want to see answered.

Q: What's all this about Lowestoft?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 February, 2017, 04:10:36 pm
Received an email from Martin of the Thanet Road Club that looks like it deserves some ACME member commitment to post-ride refreshments
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Looking forward to tomorrows witham outing, we really enjoyed the 2 we
did that way in December.

We are driving up from Herne Bay sat early, but staying up sat night at
the whitehart just up the road from wetherspoons so looking forward to a
get together after and a few beers

with you ACME folk

cheers

Martin.............. Thanet Road Club[\quote]
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 03 February, 2017, 04:55:09 pm
Received an email from Martin of the Thanet Road Club that looks like it deserves some ACME member commitment to post-ride refreshments

I'm sure I could force myself to hang around for a couple of ales.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 February, 2017, 05:08:52 pm
I'm helping bobb with the ACME website, in particular the copy.  We are going to have a FAQs section so please could you come up with some FAQs you think visitors to the site will want to see answered.

Where is mid-Essex?
What is an Essex energy drink?
In what ritual must I partake if I want to join ACME?
Why does the ACME peloton visit the western half of mid-Essex so infrequently?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2017, 05:12:19 pm
Received an email from Martin of the Thanet Road Club that looks like it deserves some ACME member commitment to post-ride refreshments

I'm sure I could force myself to hang around for a couple of ales.

Likewise.  Although I reserve the right to drink substances other than ale if the fancy takes me.  Moving on ...

I'm helping bobb with the ACME website, in particular the copy.  We are going to have a FAQs section so please could you come up with some FAQs you think visitors to the site will want to see answered.

The FAQs which have occurred to me so far (in no particular order) are:

What is an audax?
What sort of bike do I need?
Where is mid-Essex?
What the fook is ACME?
Can I buy ACME gear?
When and where are ACME events?
What is the MEMWNS?

Some of the questions above are already answered on the site (which I have had a butchers at) so rather than repeat info the answer will simply be to go to a certain section or perhaps the question doesn't need asking at all.

So, come on then, lets have some suggestions  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2017, 05:14:26 pm
Cross posted with psyclist whom it would appear can always be relied upon to make some useful contributions, such as his recent and sterling defence of FORWARD PLANNING  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 February, 2017, 05:27:07 pm
How do I join
How do I register my change of allegiance with AUK
What can I buy you to drink Ted
How do I leave
Is it true you bivvy in the woods with trowels
I don't have formal wear, would cross-dressing be a suitable alternative
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2017, 05:30:32 pm
A good start!  Let's hear from the rest of you!

acme.bike is edging ever closer to winning the interweb but it needs your help!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 February, 2017, 05:45:25 pm
Does ACME have a website?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 February, 2017, 05:57:46 pm
Do you have to wear a frock and lipstick to be part of the 'club'?


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2017, 06:27:22 pm
Do you have to wear a frock and lipstick to be part of the 'club'?

You will! 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 03 February, 2017, 06:56:26 pm
Is it compulsory to have at least one plotted route that goes along Hurrells Lane!?


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 04 February, 2017, 02:44:16 pm
What is Forward Planning?

How funny is COR?

Does 100km on Zwift count as an Audax....?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 February, 2017, 10:31:33 pm
Tubeless?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 February, 2017, 09:06:00 am
Tubeless?

I think you've answered all the tubeless questions!  ;D

And more FAQs folks?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 05 February, 2017, 09:50:02 am
Do you have to be a man of a certain age to join?

Is beer compulsory? Does anyone drink merlot and g&t?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 February, 2017, 10:05:19 am
What's MEMWNS?

MEMWNS is the Mid-Essex Mid-week Nocturnal Series (with link to thread). We like to think of MEMWNS as the social arm of ACME, although given that it pre-dates ACME by some years, maybe it's mroe accurate to say that ACME is the Audax arm of MEMWNS.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 February, 2017, 10:34:28 am
Do you have to be a man of a certain age to join?

Is beer compulsory? Does anyone drink merlot and g&t?

This will be covered in our equal opportunities and inclusivity statement.
Title: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 February, 2017, 02:21:03 pm
A new pub for us last night, the Kings Head in Tollesbury.  A surprise all round; good old fashioned boozer (public and lounge bars), fine selection of Essex Energy Drinks, busy, real fire and a suspiciously high brow quiz going on in amongst everything.

It was an outing for the Fixed Wing of MEMWNS; me, Tomsk, Tippers, Jiber, the Award Winner and special guest Jane.

Talking of attendance:

Quote from OD:-

"forecast says dry and 2degs. That's okay isn't it?"

Not for him apparently, he didn't make it.

Quote from the Retiree:-

"I think Ted just needs to Tomsk up a bit OD look at the mileage Tom is happy to put in on Wednesday night."

Tomsk and I made it.  The Retiree did not.


Anyway, those that did make it out in the cold had a jolly time.  We sampled Thirslet Spit (available at this pub only), Mansion Mild, Kaltenberg and Old Empire IPA (no one spotted it was 5.7% until we had finished it).  Thirslet Spit took the coveted Quaffers' Choice award.

Talk was of the Award Winner's new fixed machine, Jiber's new bike for this week and bag drops for LEL.

We left to be met by sleet trying hard to be snow.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 February, 2017, 02:43:43 pm
Talking of attendance:

Quote from OD:-

"forecast says dry and 2degs. That's okay isn't it?"

Not for him apparently, he didn't make it.

It wasn't the weather which kept me off the road  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 February, 2017, 03:58:35 pm
Talking of attendance:

Quote from OD:-

"forecast says dry and 2degs. That's okay isn't it?"

Not for him apparently, he didn't make it.

It wasn't the weather which kept me off the road  ::-)

I'm so disappointed that I missed my birthday kiss, I'm feeling very let down.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 09 February, 2017, 03:59:21 pm
Talking of attendance:

Quote from OD:-

"forecast says dry and 2degs. That's okay isn't it?"

Not for him apparently, he didn't make it.

It wasn't the weather which kept me off the road  ::-)
It was the weather that kept you inside?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 February, 2017, 05:11:07 pm
ACME mudflaps?

This has been mentioned previously, and the topic came up again at the weekend when I was riding with a 'not long enough' rear mudguard. Presumably somebody has a suitably high quality ACME logo that could be thrown onto a mudflap and sold via the ACME shop? The two companies that I am aware that could make them up are:

https://www.topflaps.co.uk/ - they provide a wide version, which would suit those with 32 / 35mm tyres. No updates on their website for a year though.
http://rawmudflap.uk/ - the other option

Thoughts?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 February, 2017, 05:44:08 pm
I think there was discussion in one of the ACME threads about the possibility of this, rawmudflap seemed to be the most likely...  I certainly would be interested in a couple if not 3!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 February, 2017, 06:23:02 pm
I suppose a pair would be useful to quieten the delicate flowers hugging my wheel ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 February, 2017, 06:25:52 pm
I suppose a pair would be useful to quieten the delicate flowers hugging my wheel ::-)

Yes I am sure our jerseys and delicate stomachs will thank you too!  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 February, 2017, 06:38:50 pm
Delicate stomachs!!!

You lot ride on Maccy D's, Wetherspoons, greasy spoon caffs, curry and beer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 February, 2017, 06:43:28 pm
Delicate stomachs!!!

You lot ride on Maccy D's, Wetherspoons, greasy spoon caffs, curry and beer.

Yeah but to be fair, the plates / surfaces we eat them off aren't the state of the road where the stuff splattered off a back wheel comes from :D  :thumbsup:  (plus everyone knows that beer with food unleashes it's anti-bacterial effect instantly!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 February, 2017, 06:56:48 pm
One of the functions of stomach acid is to kill the bacteria one ingests.

However, to appease the  frail, immune compromised souls behind me I will order a pair of mud flaps.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 February, 2017, 07:05:45 pm
One of the functions of stomach acid is to kill the bacteria one ingests.

However, to appease the  frail, immune compromised souls behind me I will order a pair of mud flaps.

Knew you would see sense! :)  :thumbsup:

Just need to sort out that noise on your bike and we can have a peaceful ride along as a group...  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 February, 2017, 07:08:27 pm
I'm fully expecting to contract gastroenteritis on my next Audax as penance :sick:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 February, 2017, 07:13:28 pm


Just need to sort out that noise on your bike and we can have a peaceful ride along as a group...  ;D

I can't quite manage a new bike every week like some folk, so I've splashed out on a new non shitmano chain, fingers crossed for a smooth and silent ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 February, 2017, 07:16:13 pm
Did you ever investigate the freewheel, I think our group diagnostic powers were tending to think hub related? (ride another rear wheel perhaps?)   Chain sounds odd as the frequency was faster than I would expect from say a stiff link.... hope it works though!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 February, 2017, 07:20:14 pm
I think it's the cassette and chain interface, it's ok when it's slathered in oil, for the first 50km, noisy soon after.

I shouldn't ask, but are there any other complaints I can rectify?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 February, 2017, 07:22:20 pm
Well since you ask.... I am sure Graeme will be along with some shortly.... you could work a bit on that meat avoidance thing you have of course!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 February, 2017, 02:45:31 pm
I shouldn't ask, but are there any other complaints I can rectify?

Well, now that you mention it...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 February, 2017, 06:58:56 am
I now have access to the LEL rider's area. Only a few folk have registered start times thus far, but my initial observation is that people seem to select on the hour times more than the quarter past or quarter to times, which is what I was expecting.

Was there any consensus on ACME team names, start times and bag drop locations?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 February, 2017, 11:03:41 am
Team Acme Anvil has a plan  :thumbsup:

We might shift to a quarter past time though based on what you are saying.

Our current plan is a 14.00 start.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 February, 2017, 11:10:57 am
Wednesday night discussion resulted in ACME Dynamite looking at the16:00 start. Nothing like taking it from behind  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 February, 2017, 08:58:20 am
Yesterday evening was excellent.  Myself, AndyC333333333333333333333333333333 plus our new girl Jane set off from Spa Road and into a balmy 6oC night.  Up TMNH we went where we found Jan patiently waiting by the General's Arms - no Dave unfortunately.  There were two dogging cars down at Hurrell's Lane ford. 

It was 25 miles and 2140hrs by the time we got to the King Billy, jibers thought we had bailed out!  Anyhow we were warmly welcomed by the landlord, landlady and their two dogs.  As well as lovely beer and cider I had a cheeseboard in lieu of my dinner.

The conversation ebbed and flowed as we slowly introduced Jane to some of the more noteworthy aspects of MEMWNS lore.  I am delighted to report that Jane is integrating nicely and is well up for pickled eggs at The Compasses next week  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 February, 2017, 06:24:56 pm
Righty ho then.  Thank you for your input, I have just typed ACME's FAQs and answers.  The intention is to submit this copy to web wizard bobb for inclusion in ACME.bike.  But first I'd like your feedback.  NB - I haven't included all the suggested FAQs and some will be answered in a blindingly obvious fashion elsewhere of the website ...

Q: What is an audax?
A: First of all an audax is not a race; it is a cycling event over a set route which has to be ridden within a minimum and maximum time limit.  In most instances you have to pass through control points and collect proof of passage.  Audax events can vary from 50km to in excess of 1000kms.  In the UK audax rides are organised under the auspices of Audax UK (AUK) [insert link].
 
Audaxes might not be competitive but they are certainly challenging as riders pit themselves against terrain and distance.  Self-sufficiency is key as routes are not signposted nor is very much support offered.  Sometimes all you get from an organiser is a route, a brevet card on which you record your proof of passage and a cheery wave!

The origins of audax date back Italian endurance sports of the late nineteenth century, and the rules were formalised in France in the early twentieth century.  The word “audax” has its roots in the Latin word for “audacious”.

Q: Blimey, audax sounds daunting, where do I start?
A:  Don’t worry, we are a friendly bunch and are only too pleased to help beginners as we were all beginners once!

Q: What sort of bike do I need?
A:  When you’re starting out the best bike is the one you already have!  We don’t want you spending loads of cash before you have worked out what sort of bike suits you. 

There are some basic points you ought to bear in mind.  Firstly, you will be astride your bike all day, sometimes all night so it must be comfortable.  Secondly, you will probably need to carry some stuff so you should be able to attach luggage to your bike.  Thirdly, you will probably be riding with a group and British roads are often wet so mudguards will prevent you spraying muck over the rider behind and over your clothes.

Q: Where is mid-Essex?
A:  Mid-Essex can be anywhere you want it to be, it’s more a state of mind!

Q: What is MEMWNS?
A:  MEMWNS is the Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series [insert link].  We like to think of the MEMWNS as the social arm of ACME, although given that it pre-dates ACME by some years (the first MEMWNS ride was in 2009) it is more accurate to say that ACME is the audax arm of the MEMWNS!

Q: What is an Essex energy drink?
A: Beer!  Many ACME members love a pint of proper real ale, preferably locally brewed.  But you might also see a slightly sweaty rider in an ACME jersey enjoying a glass of Merlot or a G&T.  That said, ACME riders love tea, quality coffee and above all cake!  So don’t think you have to drink alcohol to enjoy ACME – far from it!

Q: Do you have to be a man of a certain age to join ACME?
A:  No. It is true that the stereotype of an audxer is a bearded, middle aged white bloke who wears socks with sandals and avoids eye contact.  But ACME’s membership is as varied as it is diverse so please join us whoever you are – you’ll be very, very welcome.

Q: How do I register my AUK allegiance to ACME?
A: Did we just say audax isn’t competitive?  That isn’t strictly true.  Audax events over 200k attract points and points win prizes in the form of dodgy looking trophies, badges, stickers and bragging rights!  Also the various audax clubs compete to amass the most number of points from their membership.  We want ACME to be the biggest, best, world dominating, all conquering, second to none, most bodacious audax club the universe (and beyond) has ever seen an will ever see!  Oh yes! 

So when you join AUK you need to state you are an ACME member so your points will count against the club’s grand total.  And if you are already an AUK member see the light, come to mama, dig a tunnel, climb the fence, run for all you’re worth under the cover of darkness, swim raging torrents and defect to ACME!  We want you and above all we want your points!  The club you are with at the moment don’t like you, they talk about you behind your back – it’s disgraceful.  Come to ACME, we will love you and cherish you now and forever more.  Just get on the AUK website and change your allegiance – DO IT NOW!

Q: Does ACME have an initiation ceremony or ritual?
A: Officially we don’t, we wouldn’t want to put people off joining our merry band of happy cyclists.  But, when the moon is waning, and you might find yourself in a mid-Essex public house with a few ACME members and the aforementioned ACME members might develop a twinkle of the eye a pickled egg and a bag of crisps might be produced.  Of such stuff legends are made!

Q: How funny is COR?
A: “COR” stands for Comedy Off Roading.  COR is an activity whereby bicycles designed primarily to be ridden of roads with a Tarmacadam surface are ridden on roads which have no such surface.  Indeed they may not even be roads!  Some ACME members love a bit of COR, others detest it and the ensuing tension between these opposing schools of thought causes much merriment and leads to much banter.  So, in answer to the question, there are few things funnier than COR!

What do you think?  Don't be shy.








Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 February, 2017, 06:46:28 pm
Very good OD. An enjoyable read, and I think that hits the spot perfectly. Didn't take me long to work out who the stereotypical audaxer was, wearing socks and sandals.

One or two minor typos, but I presume this is a draft so I wont shout those out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 February, 2017, 07:45:55 pm
Please point out the typos!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 February, 2017, 08:06:55 pm
Ok then, ones I spotted ...

The origins of audax date back Italian endurance sports of the late nineteenth century

The origins of audax date back to the Italian endurance sports of the late nineteenth century

Quote
A:  No. It is true that the stereotype of an audxer is a bearded,

audaxer
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2017, 08:47:49 am
Thanking you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 17 February, 2017, 09:57:39 am
Quote
COR is an activity whereby bicycles designed primarily to be ridden of roads with a Tarmacadam surface are ridden on roads which have no such surface.


Should be on?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2017, 11:27:38 am
Quote
COR is an activity whereby bicycles designed primarily to be ridden of roads with a Tarmacadam surface are ridden on roads which have no such surface.


Should be on?

Yes, corrected, thank you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 February, 2017, 11:34:30 am
Please point out the typos!!!
You know that Mrs Tomsk is a professional proof reader now  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2017, 11:39:44 am
Please point out the typos!!!
You know that Mrs Tomsk is a professional proof reader now  ;)

Oh yeah!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 17 February, 2017, 01:22:10 pm
Please point out the typos!!!
You know that Mrs Tomsk is a professional proof reader now  ;)

Oh yeah!

She'll do anything for a pickled egg!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2017, 01:57:03 pm
That is just a vicious rumour!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 17 February, 2017, 02:35:18 pm
Good job OD:

Quote
We want ACME to be the biggest, best, world dominating, all conquering, second to none, most bodacious audax club the universe (and beyond) has ever seen and will ever see!  Oh yes!


Quote
ACME members might develop a twinkle of the eye, insert comma a pickled egg and a bag of crisps might be produced.  Of such stuff legends are made!

as for bodacious!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2017, 02:46:55 pm
Corrections made!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 17 February, 2017, 06:34:15 pm
Cycling new terrain in 2017?

I’m planning 200km rides in the hills south of London, and on the flat in Holland. Is anybody interested in either at some point later in the year? Details are:

Meridian Hills / Around Weald Expedition - 2 very picturesque permanent rides, both of which I’ll be riding this year. I rode the Around Weald last year, and found it tiring with quite a bit of cycling upwards, but the route was very picturesque. Both rides count towards the Grimpeur du Sud award, and you can start just off the M25 not far from the QE2 bridge.

Holland - overnight ferry from Harwich (11pm on a Friday, arrives in Hook of Holland at 8am), cycle a DIY 200km, arriving back to catch the overnight ferry to Harwich (10pm, arriving 6:30am). 14 hours is plenty of time for a leisurely 200km ride.

Dates - I’m quite flexible, and would suggest sometime between mid-June and mid-July, or end-August/beginning of September.

Oaky has previously expressed an interest in the Holland adventure. At the moment I’m just looking for interest, then can sort dates and start making arrangements. I'll be at the Compasses next Wednesday, and the Horsepower on 4th March, if you'd like more details.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 February, 2017, 08:04:33 pm
Yes and Yes... I have a good route in/out of Hoek from my touring last year.... plus top tips for pre-ferry curry & on-ferry-breakfast :D  We could ride to the ferry also if that suits... I had a really nice ride over to it last year including the Wivenhoe trail.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 February, 2017, 10:14:24 am
Yes and Yes... I have a good route in/out of Hoek from my touring last year.... plus top tips for pre-ferry curry & on-ferry-breakfast :D  We could ride to the ferry also if that suits... I had a really nice ride over to it last year including the Wivenhoe trail.   :thumbsup:
Excellent. Cycling to the ferry is what I had in mind, and your help with the route would be appreciated. I think this could turn into a grand adventure.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2017, 10:23:03 am
I could potentially be up for the Dutch jaunt. It would have to be September though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 February, 2017, 11:55:11 am
I could potentially be up for the Dutch jaunt. It would have to be September though.

Cool. Let's discuss dates next week, to see what works best for all. September is certainly an option for me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 February, 2017, 08:07:14 pm
I was thinking it would be a good easy miles ride and relaxing way into LEL... But cool either way.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 18 February, 2017, 09:22:04 pm
I would be keen to join the ride to Harwich and do a 200k in Holland with overnight ferry crossings. Being a non-smoker,  it might be interesting to legally try the wacky backy, with the thinking it may make the ride less painful.  Last time I took Harwich crossing was in 2012 and did a mini tour of Holland, Luxembourg and West Germany on the motorbike with full camping gear during the European Cup tournament.

I have to forewarn that I am prone to sea sickness.  :sick:

The ferry company recommends book a night cabin but I slept in the lounge which was almost empty.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 February, 2017, 12:09:31 am
A cabin works really well on the way back, it's like a floating travel lodge. On the way out you loose hour, so it feels like less value plus breakfast is 05:00! I'd still get a cabin though, as a shower works wonders!

Good curry house up the road from the ferry terminal, last time I prebooked a meal on the ferry (which was good) and just had a taster in the curry house, but in retrospect of go for the curry and get more sleep on the ferry
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 February, 2017, 05:26:28 am
I've used the Newhaven Dieppe crossing for a 24 hour ride to Paris. That crossing is just 4 hours, but even then a chance for a shower and semi-quality sleep was very welcome. So I will favour a cabin on the way out also.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 February, 2017, 09:00:05 am
Hasn't the Harwich ferry got all night dancing and a bar?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 February, 2017, 09:26:05 am
Hasn't the Harwich ferry got all night dancing and a bar?

Is that not the Reedham Ferry ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 February, 2017, 10:30:45 am
Hasn't the Harwich ferry got all night dancing and a bar?

All night dancing with truck drivers!  I'll take me frock!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 February, 2017, 11:56:31 am
Hasn't the Harwich ferry got all night dancing and a bar?

Is that not the Reedham Ferry ?

You are partially correct. Of the third night of the crossing there is indeed an all night bar and dancing. On the first night you get a two flower arranging class, on the second night there's an orgy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 19 February, 2017, 12:48:23 pm
Has anybody created an ACME Twitter account? I can't find anything, but then if it has been created but no tweets tweeted, it won't be found... I'll do it if nobody has set one up...

The website *will* be up for testing in the next couple of days. And you can hold me to that this time  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 February, 2017, 12:56:48 pm
I've been tweeting our stuff from my account thus far as I CBA to create a separate one for ACME plus build up all the followers again - happy to create a new one and register it to the gmail account we have... I've been using the hashtag #ACME
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 19 February, 2017, 01:05:43 pm
I've been tweeting our stuff from my account thus far as I CBA to create a separate one for ACME plus build up all the followers again - happy to create a new one and register it to the gmail account we have... I've been using the hashtag #ACME

OK, I guess we *could* just use your account if you don't mind the site linking to it etc... Or we could create a new one.  Might look better being an official ACME account. But it does mean logging into it as ACME every time you want to tweet ACME stuff... Or can you tweet as ACME from your own account if you're an admin? I don't really use Twitter much so don't know!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 February, 2017, 01:11:27 pm
Searching on the #ACME hashtag brings up some varied and interesting results.

I don't use Twitter much either and don't really get it.  Given jibers is our Head of Social Media I think we should leave it to him.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Redlight on 19 February, 2017, 01:30:31 pm
COR is an activity whereby bicycles designed primarily to be ridden of on roads with a Tarmacadam surface
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 February, 2017, 03:22:14 pm
I've been tweeting our stuff from my account thus far as I CBA to create a separate one for ACME plus build up all the followers again - happy to create a new one and register it to the gmail account we have... I've been using the hashtag #ACME

OK, I guess we *could* just use your account if you don't mind the site linking to it etc... Or we could create a new one.  Might look better being an official ACME account. But it does mean logging into it as ACME every time you want to tweet ACME stuff... Or can you tweet as ACME from your own account if you're an admin? I don't really use Twitter much so don't know!

We now have an official twitter feed, @ACME_Essex  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 19 February, 2017, 04:24:56 pm
I've been tweeting our stuff from my account thus far as I CBA to create a separate one for ACME plus build up all the followers again - happy to create a new one and register it to the gmail account we have... I've been using the hashtag #ACME

OK, I guess we *could* just use your account if you don't mind the site linking to it etc... Or we could create a new one.  Might look better being an official ACME account. But it does mean logging into it as ACME every time you want to tweet ACME stuff... Or can you tweet as ACME from your own account if you're an admin? I don't really use Twitter much so don't know!

We now have an official twitter feed, @ACME_Essex  :thumbsup:

Awesome!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 February, 2017, 12:02:00 pm
Cycling new terrain in 2017?

I’m planning 200km rides in the hills south of London, and on the flat in Holland. Is anybody interested in either at some point later in the year? Details are:

Meridian Hills / Around Weald Expedition - 2 very picturesque permanent rides, both of which I’ll be riding this year. I rode the Around Weald last year, and found it tiring with quite a bit of cycling upwards, but the route was very picturesque. Both rides count towards the Grimpeur du Sud award, and you can start just off the M25 not far from the QE2 bridge.

Holland - overnight ferry from Harwich (11pm on a Friday, arrives in Hook of Holland at 8am), cycle a DIY 200km, arriving back to catch the overnight ferry to Harwich (10pm, arriving 6:30am). 14 hours is plenty of time for a leisurely 200km ride.

Dates - I’m quite flexible, and would suggest sometime between mid-June and mid-July, or end-August/beginning of September.

Oaky has previously expressed an interest in the Holland adventure. At the moment I’m just looking for interest, then can sort dates and start making arrangements. I'll be at the Compasses next Wednesday, and the Horsepower on 4th March, if you'd like more details.
Potentially up for the Dutch trip but will depend on what state my marriage is in after LEL and all the rides leading up to it.

My 2 rides up north the shark and Oasts and Coasts will be the end of my hilly stuff!

Also, just to note, on the Harwich -> Hook ferry a cabin is no longer optional for the overnight sailing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2017, 12:37:46 pm
On the subject of rides in forrin, I was looking at the Fairies 300 in Kent and the Not the Spurn Head 400 in Yorkshire as possible away days. 

Any interest ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2017, 12:46:41 pm
On the subject of rides in forrin, I was looking at the Fairies 300 in Kent and the Not the Spurn Head 400 in Yorkshire as possible away days. 

Any interest ?

And in order to keep up with your peers and not appear to be a complete wuss you'll need to do all the above on fixed  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2017, 12:50:07 pm
Fortunately I am secure enough in my own incompetence awheel that I don't need to prove it.

I will shortly be switching back to gears so that I can remember how to use them in time for LEL.  Tippers will be doing LEL on fixed because Wilkyboy will bully/persuade him into it.  I will not.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2017, 12:53:27 pm
Fortunately I am secure enough in my own incompetence awheel that I don't need to prove it.

I will shortly be switching back to gears so that I can remember how to use them in time for LEL.  Tippers will be doing LEL on fixed because Wilkyboy will bully/persuade him into it.  I will not.

Blimey!  An outbreak of original thinking!  Chapeau!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2017, 02:07:17 pm
Back to ACME.bike ...

There is scope to have an ACME Hall of Fame.  Is this something we'd like?  Who should be in it?  Is there an alternative?  We could just have a list of ACME officers or board / committee members which obviously is a challenge given we don't have a board or committee unless you include a bunch of random ACME members sat round a table in a random mid-Essex pub.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2017, 06:29:21 pm
On the subject of rides in forrin, I was looking at the Fairies 300 in Kent and the Not the Spurn Head 400 in Yorkshire as possible away days. 

Any interest ?

Yes to Fairies 300
Was also considering Yorkshire Gallop 200km as well...
Not seen Spurn 400 though? I think I have enough 400's in the forward planning at the moment...

Current planning:
Quote
18. Mar Pork Pie Audax 200km
25. Mar Yorkshire Gallop 200km
02. Apr Shark Audax 200km
08. Apr Shaftsburry 200km
13. Apr Easter Arrow
29. Apr LWL 400km Audax
06. May G&Y 300km Audax
07. May Ride4Helen 100km
03. Jun A&S 400km Audax
18. Jun Faries Flatest 300km Audax
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 February, 2017, 12:38:39 pm
Lack of ride report make me feel I need to fill in (temporarily)

MEMWNS Compasses Littley Green Feb 17
A longish route out via Hanningfields dodging the frogs and a new discovery of the ford on Sporehams Lane - I'll probably give that a miss in future though it was a nice alternative to the usual trafficked routes to Danbury.

(https://t.imgbox.com/ebXI7AxX.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/ebXI7AxX)

Total count of frogs - lost count, easily over 30!, 3 bunnies and 1 badger, no owls or deer. I passed the Witham peloton making their way up TMNH on my route over to Compasses.

Pic of Frog was the one I saved from sitting in the road after passing him and going 200m down the road before turning round, daft fella was still sat there motionless.... I think they must still be half asleep!
(https://t.imgbox.com/C9Iv4yY7.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/C9Iv4yY7)

I arrived 15mins later than I wanted to at the pub, Carlos, Andrew & Nik were already in place after I joined them and ordered my Huffer Tom soon joined, followed by Dan and then the rest of the Witham peloton, Jan, Grant, Steve, Hot Black.

Lots of talk about future cycling exploits, at least one trip abroad planned and some good beer quaffed....

 (https://t.imgbox.com/zkuwgPoQ.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/zkuwgPoQ)

A mixed bag of headwind on the way home with some wet stuff thrown in, Vulpine Fortress jersey performed really well in this weather. Considering it was 13MPH gusting 20MPH when I left home, the headwind felt rather tame in comparison.

Side effect of riding fixed for most rides since Xmas was an inability to change gear when required and forgetting I could freewheel! LOL

First time out with the C13 and IQ-X - both worked well I thought!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 February, 2017, 03:09:59 pm
So what is the September date for the "ACME go Dutch" trip???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 February, 2017, 03:26:00 pm
Not sure. In my brave state last night I told Catherine I was going though....she quite clearly did not agree with my authority and I might not am not coming  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 February, 2017, 04:36:37 pm
I think I might be pushing it with LEL and a couple of away days in the run up to LEL.

I would really like to give it a go though...

We need another bumpkins trip as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 23 February, 2017, 05:01:57 pm
Not sure. In my brave state last night I told Catherine I was going though....she quite clearly did not agree with my authority and I might not am not coming  ;D
Why don't you all go as a family, you ride a 200km and they have a thoroughly enjoyable potter around the fabulous Dutch cycle paths? (or visit Rotterdam for the day, or go to look at windmills, etc etc)

We might be up for a Dutch adventure, doing an audax ride there has been on the provisional "to do" list for a couple of years but hasn't yet happened.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 February, 2017, 05:22:02 pm
Holland dates. The general consensus was to cycle to/from Harwich (although nothing stopping anybody 'cheating' and using another form of transport). There was also a split in June/July v Sept, and possibly both. However, with Tippers looking slightly less committed, September may be the better bet.

Flatlands is on the 9th/10th, and the 2nd was discounted. Therefore we're looking at either of the following 2 weekends, namely:

Friday night ferry, 15th Sept, returning back to Harwich early morning on 17th Sept. Fitting a 200km ride in between on the 16th.

or night ferry on 22nd Sept, returning early on 24th Sept, with riding on the 23rd.

It was mooted that there weren't likely to be any discounted rates for the ferry, although the fares might be cheaper the earlier you book them. Once we have an agreed date, I'd be keen to get the tickets sorted and out of the way. I'll check if there is such a thing as a group booking rate.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 February, 2017, 06:26:47 pm
A couple of routes which might be of interest
Easy one first, Chelmsford to Harwich
https://www.strava.com/activities/706330978

Out South from Hoek (garmin missed off half the track but I have the planned route still)
https://www.strava.com/activities/707440557

Route in to Hoek from North (Zaandam)
https://www.strava.com/activities/390759450

No preference on dates post LEL, I think I can only fit something in from 24 June onwards before LEL
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 February, 2017, 07:27:34 am
A couple of routes which might be of interest
Easy one first, Chelmsford to Harwich
https://www.strava.com/activities/706330978

Out South from Hoek (garmin missed off half the track but I have the planned route still)
https://www.strava.com/activities/707440557

Route in to Hoek from North (Zaandam)
https://www.strava.com/activities/390759450

No preference on dates post LEL, I think I can only fit something in from 24 June onwards before LEL

Can you go directly south over all those bridges and islands down to Middelburg?  That looks like fun and would be very Dutch.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 February, 2017, 09:22:03 am
I'd note that some of the bike paths especially in the city can be like our M25! Plus there is an appearance of not looking at all behind (or signalling) before maneuvering, but no one seems to crash except us Brits. It must be some sort of bat -sense created by having the luxury of been able to cycle from such an early age with such good infra!  Takes a little while to get used to.

ETA: I've looked better at what you were on about, yes: here https://www.strava.com/activities/387970405
Those bridges are massive dykes - I'd warn utterly cruel in a headwind as they are super exposed, but pretty epic cycling!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 24 February, 2017, 10:13:36 am

ETA: I've looked better at what you were on about, yes: here https://www.strava.com/activities/387970405
Those bridges are massive dykes - I'd warn utterly cruel in a headwind as they are super exposed, but pretty epic cycling!

I've ridden that section a couple of times - once with a massive tailwind and the other with massive headwind. Luck of the draw!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 February, 2017, 10:55:31 am

Can you go directly south over all those bridges and islands down to Middelburg?  That looks like fun and would be very Dutch.
I took the sea front route on my tour last year. Slight headwind but nothing bad, if it is bad it would be a true struggle as there is nowhere to hide. It's very interesting riding along the dykes though and very flat.

(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/IMG_1687.jpg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/IMG_1687.jpg)

One thing I would also add as a warning is if it rains you can expect to chew through your chain if you are doing a 200 along the front, the sand gets flicked up and it starts to grate very quickly.

edit: I am trying to convince Alys that we should do a long weekend along that coast somewhere with some camping along the way. No Audaxing though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 February, 2017, 11:53:37 am
Holland dates. The general consensus was to cycle to/from Harwich (although nothing stopping anybody 'cheating' and using another form of transport). There was also a split in June/July v Sept, and possibly both. However, with Tippers looking slightly less committed, September may be the better bet.

Flatlands is on the 9th/10th, and the 2nd was discounted. Therefore we're looking at either of the following 2 weekends, namely:

Friday night ferry, 15th Sept, returning back to Harwich early morning on 17th Sept. Fitting a 200km ride in between on the 16th.

or night ferry on 22nd Sept, returning early on 24th Sept, with riding on the 23rd.

It was mooted that there weren't likely to be any discounted rates for the ferry, although the fares might be cheaper the earlier you book them. Once we have an agreed date, I'd be keen to get the tickets sorted and out of the way. I'll check if there is such a thing as a group booking rate.

I've decided to go for a week in Netherlands beginning July heading down to Dover from here and then around and back to here via Hoek with The Fridays. For me the dutch 200 would probably be September now? Weather should be still OK then.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 February, 2017, 11:56:42 am
Can you go directly south over all those bridges and islands down to Middelburg?  That looks like fun and would be very Dutch.

I was hoping to sail over to Middleburg this summer but time may be against me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 February, 2017, 12:28:57 pm
Can you go directly south over all those bridges and islands down to Middelburg?  That looks like fun and would be very Dutch.

I was hoping to sail over to Middleburg this summer but time may be against me.
That's just showing off  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 February, 2017, 12:59:43 pm
you haven't seen the boat  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 February, 2017, 02:10:52 pm
Quick question - for our LEL teams, have we a consistent approach to the team name, ie: "ACME Dynamite" or "Dynamite" ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 26 February, 2017, 02:21:59 pm
I think you need to keep the ACME in. Us Anvils have gone for "ACME Anvils"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 February, 2017, 02:31:39 pm
 :thumbsup: Yeah - thats what I thought so have gone with similar.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 February, 2017, 09:04:29 pm
Quick question - for our LEL teams, have we a consistent approach to the team name, ie: "ACME Dynamite" or "Dynamite" ?

I've used ACME Dynamite
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 February, 2017, 09:08:47 pm
Quick question - for our LEL teams, have we a consistent approach to the team name, ie: "ACME Dynamite" or "Dynamite" ?

I've used ACME Dynamite
Yeah. The ACME Anvils rock.



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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 February, 2017, 09:41:45 pm
Changing the subject...

I'm on for "ACME goes Dutch" in September. It's official.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 February, 2017, 07:49:02 am
ACME to Holland

Let's get a few things agreed so that we can get the bookings made. I've made a few assumptions as follows, but please do discuss if you'd like anything changed.

Date: Depart night of Friday 15th Sept, return on night of Saturday 16th Sept

Fare type: flexible (it would be £8 cheaper each for economy, but then no chance of amendment later on)

Cabins: 2-berth inside cabins (it would be £4.50 per person extra per sailing for an outside berth, not worth it given it's night time ... windows don't open anyway ... ) 

Breakfast: £11 each for the buffet (expensive but will save us having to stop too early in the day)

I've got the costs based on 4 people, which works out at £159 each for the return journey. This will vary slightly if any of the above assumptions are changed, or if we end up with an odd number travelling. I'm happy to make the booking and collect the monies once we have confirmed numbers. Could those who are interested please confirm that they are happy with the above, or propose an amendment?

Booking details would be as below, but dependent upon final numbers travelling.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/42732394/ACME2Holland.png)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 February, 2017, 08:40:16 am
That works for me. Let me know when you want the cash.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 February, 2017, 08:55:02 am
15th works for me.  :thumbsup: I'll put it in the household forward planning facility...

I would prefer a cabin to myself, though they are easily big enough for 2
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 February, 2017, 09:19:45 am
I would prefer a cabin to myself

That is certainly an option. It will add £23 per person who wants this option.

If anybody else wants this option, please do let me know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 February, 2017, 10:15:17 am
For £23 I would go for it too but I'm not that bothered if it messes someone else up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 March, 2017, 08:07:46 am
Regarding ACME Goes Dutch in September, a cut and paste from the main MEMWNS thread ...

... Could somebody please raise the Holland trip and see if there is any further interest? At the moment we have myself, OD and Jibers. Oaky has previously expressed an interest. Anybody else? If not, I'd suggest I book individual cabins for 3. If anybody wants to join later, that would be fine, but the prices may rise in the meantime.

In summary, the plan is to cycle to Harwich on the evening of Friday 15th September, overnight ferry, cycle 200km in Holland on a nice scenic route, return overnight on the Saturday night. Cost is circa £182 including ferry, individual cabins and breakfast in both directions.

Was the matter raised last night?  And if so what was the outcome?

Based on the tracks jiber kindly posted upthread I have been having a play with my Garmin mapping software and come up with this PRELIMINARY SUGGESTION (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/19309226).  PLEASE NOTE: This is a very rough suggestion, I have no idea what the roads are like as I have ZERO knowledge of the area.  I just wanted to know what c200k based on jibers tracks might look like.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 March, 2017, 08:28:41 am
Regarding ACME Goes Dutch in September, a cut and paste from the main MEMWNS thread ...

... Could somebody please raise the Holland trip and see if there is any further interest? At the moment we have myself, OD and Jibers. Oaky has previously expressed an interest. Anybody else? If not, I'd suggest I book individual cabins for 3. If anybody wants to join later, that would be fine, but the prices may rise in the meantime.

In summary, the plan is to cycle to Harwich on the evening of Friday 15th September, overnight ferry, cycle 200km in Holland on a nice scenic route, return overnight on the Saturday night. Cost is circa £182 including ferry, individual cabins and breakfast in both directions.

Was the matter raised last night?  And if so what was the outcome?

Based on the tracks jiber kindly posted upthread I have been having a play with my Garmin mapping software and come up with this PRELIMINARY SUGGESTION (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/19309226).  PLEASE NOTE: This is a very rough suggestion, I have no idea what the roads are like as I have ZERO knowledge of the area.  I just wanted to know what c200k based on jibers tracks might look like.

It was discussed last night.  No new takers but Jibers is very excited about his curry at Harwich.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 March, 2017, 08:35:08 am
Regarding ACME Goes Dutch in September, a cut and paste from the main MEMWNS thread ...

... Could somebody please raise the Holland trip and see if there is any further interest? At the moment we have myself, OD and Jibers. Oaky has previously expressed an interest. Anybody else? If not, I'd suggest I book individual cabins for 3. If anybody wants to join later, that would be fine, but the prices may rise in the meantime.

In summary, the plan is to cycle to Harwich on the evening of Friday 15th September, overnight ferry, cycle 200km in Holland on a nice scenic route, return overnight on the Saturday night. Cost is circa £182 including ferry, individual cabins and breakfast in both directions.


Was the matter raised last night?  And if so what was the outcome?

Based on the tracks jiber kindly posted upthread I have been having a play with my Garmin mapping software and come up with this PRELIMINARY SUGGESTION (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/19309226).  PLEASE NOTE: This is a very rough suggestion, I have no idea what the roads are like as I have ZERO knowledge of the area.  I just wanted to know what c200k based on jibers tracks might look like.

Bring your pavé tyres!

No takers from last nights gathering, I think the cost of the crossing is feeling a bit too extravagant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 March, 2017, 08:40:54 am
The Stormchasers Guild met at the Hurdlemakers last night.

We weren't entirely sure whether we were waiting for Euan or Fleur but it was obvious that something was coming.

I arrived at the pub a little later than planned in heavy sleet.  At this point the wind was only in the annoyingly strong bracket.

In the pub I found Huggy, the Award Winner, Hotblack, Jiber and Sir Jancis Drake.  Not only had they started without me but they had quaffed the entire stock of Dark Star's Hophead, a favourite ale of mine.

With the new found confidence that comes with being an award winner, our kitty holder had upgraded us to full waitress service with a tab.  Gone are the days when he used to think it was an honour to run back and forth to the bar, nowadays he just clicks his fingers.

We sampled Bishop Nick's Arise and Mighty Oak's Starman.  The latter taking the prestigious Quaffers' Choice.

Talk ranged from the forthcoming weekend in Holland to something about megahertz and RF and how wet plaster interferes with broadband while you are sending microwaves to Norway (I wasn't really following this part of the conversation).

The Award Winner had also arranged that the barmaid would provide us with regular weather updates.  Eventually the storm had increased to the point where it was dangerous enough for us to set off again.  We left to find the road covered in recycling bags blown from people's driveways.  Even with a tailwind it was an interesting ride home on my own as the sleet began to turn to snow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 March, 2017, 10:23:21 am
Quote from: jiberjaber
Bring your pavé tyres!

No takers from last nights gathering, I think the cost of the crossing is feeling a bit too extravagant.

Thanks for asking. I'll give it until after the Horsepower, and make the booking on Sunday.

Hopefully we'll also know the riders for each Thursday night group for the Arrow then too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 March, 2017, 01:00:45 pm
Folks, after some discussion a couple of weeks back I am following up to see if anyone might be interested in a Customised Merino Jersey.

Soigneur Jerseys (https://www.soigneur.co.nz/custom-wool-cycling-jerseys.html) do the full custom treatment and it would be about £100 per jersey so I appreciate they are pretty pricey but as you know folks, with Merino you could ride the whole of LEL and still not smell too bad (and if you smell of Lanolin you might have a line of Kiwi folk following you  :facepalm:)

Some Custom Jersey examples (https://www.soigneur.co.nz/custom-photos.html)

Minimum order is 6 units so before I do anything else can anyone who is interested let me know?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2017, 01:12:31 pm
^^^ Potentially yes. Are you proposing an ACME jersey?  I don't mind if you are although I'd love a MEMWNS jersey.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 March, 2017, 01:37:34 pm
Good thinking, I had thought more along the ACME lines but this might be a good opportunity to tie the 2 things together. Food for thought for stage 2.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2017, 02:32:25 pm
Yes I'd love a combined ACME / MEMWNS jersey with a reference to yacf.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 March, 2017, 02:50:15 pm
Looks interesting, and the examples look good. Hopefully the simple classic style can be achieved, even with multiple acronyms.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 March, 2017, 02:53:27 pm
Looks interesting, and the examples look good. Hopefully the simple classic style can be achieved, even with multiple acronyms.
Yep, I would be wanting to keep it very simple and as you say quite possibly a bit retro.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 March, 2017, 02:54:43 pm
I'm interested but more along the lines of ACME than the other....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 March, 2017, 03:09:23 pm
Could be extremely nice, along the lines of the randonneur jerseys that a lot of the US riders have.

I think I prefer sportwool rather than pure merino from a practical perspective but if merino is the only option then I guess I will just have to be even more careful when washing (Tippers, you do realise that you will have to wash it eventually don't you, you're not in the colonies now  ;D).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2017, 03:14:29 pm
Can't you just throw yourself in a sheep dip whilst wearing the jersey?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 March, 2017, 04:50:47 pm
Could be extremely nice, along the lines of the randonneur jerseys that a lot of the US riders have.

I think I prefer sportwool rather than pure merino from a practical perspective but if merino is the only option then I guess I will just have to be even more careful when washing (Tippers, you do realise that you will have to wash it eventually don't you, you're not in the colonies now  ;D).
Quote from: Soigneur Website

You will find that as they are merino wool (doesn't smell)  they need washing much less frequently than synthetic fabrics.
Good as never I reckon!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 March, 2017, 05:58:33 pm
I came across this interesting site today when going through some stuff for a week over there...  its a bit like a dutch version of cycle.travel

https://routeplanner.fietsersbond.nl/

Has options to avoid unpaved & ferries (of which there are lots if you're not careful :D )
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 March, 2017, 05:21:47 pm
I came across this interesting site today when going through some stuff for a week over there...  its a bit like a dutch version of cycle.travel

https://routeplanner.fietsersbond.nl/

Has options to avoid unpaved & ferries (of which there are lots if you're not careful :D )

I've just had a quick fiddle and it looks really useful - good spot  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 March, 2017, 05:12:14 pm
The future of ...

FORWARD PLANNING???


The end of this month sees the end of the current and inaugural round of FORWARD PLANNING! and the score stands at 11/21 so a 52% success rate thus far.

So what to do ...?

1. Shall I plan another 3 months?
2. Or offer up a plan over a shorter period of time?
3. Or do something else?
4. Or not bother at all?

I await your thoughts? 

For what it's worth I think its a useful exercise.  Forward planning is only a bunch of suggestions but it means we try hardier to get to pubs on the margins of our area so more people feel included, psyclist in the west is a case in point.  We don't keep going to the same pubs - variety is the spice of life.  It gives rise to some good quality banter and piss taking. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 09 March, 2017, 05:28:09 pm
Forward planning gives the anarchists and ne'er-do-wells in the group something to rebel against.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 March, 2017, 05:29:30 pm
Forward planning gives the anarchists and ne'er-do-wells in the group something to rebel against.

No greater justification is required  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 March, 2017, 06:05:45 pm
11/21

I want evidence, in triplicate.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 March, 2017, 06:15:08 pm
11/21

I want evidence, in triplicate.

You'll just have to trust me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 09 March, 2017, 09:22:01 pm
OK, I got a bit bored and emailed the bloke at Soigneur to try and start getting a design process underway for the Merino Jersey's. I figure I can get 6 takers in time to get some done for LEL.

So below is the first draft. I want to keep it pretty low key and retro(ish) and with wool as I understand it you are a bit more limited to an overload of graphical content. The nod to MEMWNS is on the front of the Jersey and the YACF on the back what I think is missing is the Dynamite stick (Tomsk, do you have a JPG or GIF or the like file of that which Blackmore used?)

My thoughts on the first draft are,

- A more retro font for the ACME
- Have the Audax Club Mid Essex wording under the ACME wording (possibly make the Strip a bit deeper)
- Dyanmite either on the other Breast OR move the YACF logo to one side and have the dynamite on the opposite side. (My preference being the back pocket)
- Potentially a copy of the the Essex SR Badge on one of the sleeves

(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/acme1st.jpg)

Let me know what you think
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 March, 2017, 09:35:35 pm
Looking good.

I agree with your thoughts, perhaps adding:

 - dynamite I would keep to the rear and not on front, but perhaps consider using all 3 pockets (eg dynamite either side of the yacf, leaving the yacf in the middle), that would keep things symmetrical and balanced

 - Essex SR badge is a nice idea, but I would just be concerned it is too intricate to come out well on a jersey - blocky and bold work better - maybe just leave sleeves as they are?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2017, 08:08:46 am
What about just using the Essex seaxes instead of the full SR logo.  You could have that on one sleeve and the AUK logo on the other. Otherwise it looks good. I like the minimalist retro vibe. Less is more.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 09:14:25 am
I like it.  I hadn't thought about the design limitations of wool.  If it helps the appeal of the jersey why not just keep it as ACME?  I really like the ACME jerseys we have at the moment so why not simply replicate the design?

I'd still really like a yacf MEMWNS jersey so perhaps I should get off my arse and organise one.  Or perhaps a gillet?  Or just some caps?  What we need is a MEMWNS logo, any ideas?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 March, 2017, 10:43:04 am
What we need is a MEMWNS logo, any ideas?

For the visual, how about part of a bike (eg part of a chainring) in one corner, part of a beer tankard in the other corner, all lit by moonlight. Perhaps part of the Essex emblem thing somewhere, to give the geographical reference.

It's a shame the name is so long - it really needs to be condensed into something short and hip.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2017, 10:49:29 am
Ok, so I have the following

- Remove the MEMWNS from the front - I think if we had a logo it would look ok but it does seem a little out of place as it is I think.
- Remove YACF from the back Pocket
- Dynamite one side of the back pockets
- Essex Seaxes on the other side (I am thinking the Essex Shield from the inside of the medal essentially)

Font wise on the banner I was thinking something along the lines of the below

(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/font.jpg)

One last question before I go back and ask for draft 2, do we want ACME.BIKE on there?

OD, on the suggestion of just duplicating the current Jersey I am not sure it would work in the wool as there is quite a bit of detail on it (such as letters being bordered by a different color etc) which is the reasoning behind going for the more retro minimalist approach.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2017, 10:50:00 am
What we need is a MEMWNS logo, any ideas?

It's a shame the name is so long - it really needs to be condensed into something short and hip.
MENS :-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 10:56:49 am
What we need is a MEMWNS logo, any ideas?

For the visual, how about part of a bike (eg part of a chainring) in one corner, part of a beer tankard in the other corner, all lit by moonlight. Perhaps part of the Essex emblem thing somewhere, to give the geographical reference.

It's a shame the name is so long - it really needs to be condensed into something short and hip.

I look forward to seeing your design Andrew!  Didn't know you did graphic design!  A man of many talents!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2017, 11:03:14 am
What about, for the logo, MEMWNS making a Circle (ie a wheel) and then the hub being a pint....no idea how to go about actually putting it into a graphic though....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 March, 2017, 11:20:35 am
Ok, so I have the following

- Remove the MEMWNS from the front - I think if we had a logo it would look ok but it does seem a little out of place as it is I think.
- Remove YACF from the back Pocket
- Dynamite one side of the back pockets
- Essex Seaxes on the other side (I am thinking the Essex Shield from the inside of the medal essentially)

Font wise on the banner I was thinking something along the lines of the below

(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/font.jpg)

One last question before I go back and ask for draft 2, do we want ACME.BIKE on there?

OD, on the suggestion of just duplicating the current Jersey I am not sure it would work in the wool as there is quite a bit of detail on it (such as letters being bordered by a different color etc) which is the reasoning behind going for the more retro minimalist approach.


I must admit, I prefer the stencil font of ACME, anything else feels strange.

(https://4-t.imgbox.com/SjFlM1RW.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/SjFlM1RW) (https://6-t.imgbox.com/8WZa1KeQ.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/8WZa1KeQ)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 11:31:13 am
What about, for the logo, MEMWNS making a Circle (ie a wheel) and then the hub being a pint....no idea how to go about actually putting it into a graphic though....

Words don't work, I need pictures.

And also regarding the ACME wool jersey you need to keep the font and colours (Belgian) the same as the existing jersey so everything matches including the website.  You can't have mis-matched branding, its a very poor marketing strategy as it looks shite and confuses the punters.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2017, 12:01:11 pm
What about, for the logo, MEMWNS making a Circle (ie a wheel) and then the hub being a pint....no idea how to go about actually putting it into a graphic though....
Words don't work, I need pictures.
Fair enough, nothing from me then. My drawing skill is on a par with my singing and I would make you sound like and angel!  ;D

I'm happy to go with the stencil font and I agree that makes sense. I'm not sure how the red border around the yellow will work but I will ask. Personally on a retro effect jersey I would be very happy with just yellow on black but happy to go with the majority on that. (pending feedback from the manufacturer)

I'll ask about putting acme.bike on the sleeves.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 March, 2017, 12:52:51 pm
Here it is in just black & yellow, problem is a black jersey might be a bit warm, I did think about a yellow jersey, but that will be a fly magnet, red isn't that flattering for the stronger built riders either...

(https://9-t.imgbox.com/rVFM6NPV.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/rVFM6NPV)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 12:56:54 pm
Here it is in just black & yellow, problem is a black jersey might be a bit warm, I did think about a yellow jersey, but that will be a fly magnet, red isn't that flattering for the stronger built riders either...

(https://9-t.imgbox.com/rVFM6NPV.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/rVFM6NPV)

You mean luxuriously proportioned  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 March, 2017, 12:59:42 pm
Here it is in just black & yellow, problem is a black jersey might be a bit warm, I did think about a yellow jersey, but that will be a fly magnet, red isn't that flattering for the stronger built riders either...

(https://9-t.imgbox.com/rVFM6NPV.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/rVFM6NPV)

You mean luxuriously proportioned  ;D



Yes - that too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 01:04:20 pm
Given the existing ACME colour ways I don't think you can get away from a lot of red.  Those members that are both strong and luxurious will just have to breathe in more.  A predominantly red jersey with the ACME lettering on black with red bordering as it is on the Blackmore jerseys would look ace in my view - simple and elegant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2017, 01:08:02 pm
Looking at it like that I kind of agree the red brings it out, lets see what they say. I do still feel that the extra colour complicates it a bit for the 'retro' look but I am no designer.

I wear loads of red.....it's tight fitting clothes that make me look out of shape (or is it just my shape?  ;D)

Let me give that feedback and see where we are.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2017, 01:19:32 pm
The merino jersey should look like we wore it in the '60s before updating our design aesthetic for our new Blackmore jerseys all those years later. Some of our number were probably cycling in the 60s.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 March, 2017, 01:22:36 pm
The merino jersey should look like we wore it in the '60s before updating our design aesthetic for our new Blackmore jerseys all those years later. Some of our number were probably cycling in the 60s.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 01:53:50 pm
By the way, in anticipation of everyone unanimously voting in favour of FORWARD PLANNING I did some last night.  Lots of new stuff for everyone to get excited about!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 March, 2017, 02:16:20 pm
By the way, in anticipation of everyone unanimously voting in favour of FORWARD PLANNING I did some last night.  Lots of new stuff for everyone to get excited about!

The Monkey -Terling included? Onley Arms - Stisted?


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 02:21:15 pm
By the way, in anticipation of everyone unanimously voting in favour of FORWARD PLANNING I did some last night.  Lots of new stuff for everyone to get excited about!
The Monkey -Terling included? Onley Arms - Stisted?
.

Yep, plus a couple of suggestions from ted.  I can feel the excitement and anticipation rising.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 March, 2017, 02:29:23 pm
By the way, in anticipation of everyone unanimously voting in favour of FORWARD PLANNING I did some last night.  Lots of new stuff for everyone to get excited about!
The Monkey -Terling included? Onley Arms - Stisted?
.

Yep, plus a couple of suggestions from ted.  I can feel the excitement and anticipation rising.

I strongly encourage forward planning, and as you're taking requests, one that I think would go down well on a fine summer's evening would be the Gate in Sawbridgeworth ... http://thegatepub.weebly.com/ (http://thegatepub.weebly.com/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2017, 02:32:16 pm
The merino jersey should look like we wore it in the '60s before updating our design aesthetic for our new Blackmore jerseys all those years later. Some of our number were probably cycling in the 60s.

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^^^ would you be able to provide any names Ted?


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I had better not name anyone.

Tomsk, OD, Huggy, Sid and the Hustler might get upset if I named them.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 02:46:09 pm
By the way, in anticipation of everyone unanimously voting in favour of FORWARD PLANNING I did some last night.  Lots of new stuff for everyone to get excited about!
The Monkey -Terling included? Onley Arms - Stisted?
.

Yep, plus a couple of suggestions from ted.  I can feel the excitement and anticipation rising.

I strongly encourage forward planning, and as you're taking requests, one that I think would go down well on a fine summer's evening would be the Gate in Sawbridgeworth ... http://thegatepub.weebly.com/ (http://thegatepub.weebly.com/)

Blimey, that's even further west than Hatty BO!  I'm not sure we have ever crossed the M11 on a Wednesday evening  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 02:48:48 pm
Nonetheless your suggestion has made it into FORWARD PLANNING  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 March, 2017, 02:53:06 pm
The merino jersey should look like we wore it in the '60s before updating our design aesthetic for our new Blackmore jerseys all those years later. Some of our number were probably cycling in the 60s.

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^^^ would you be able to provide any names Ted?


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I had better not name anyone.

Tomsk, OD, Huggy, Sid and the Hustler might get upset if I named them.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 02:54:06 pm
The 60s were going well until 1964, then it all went wrong and nothing has been the same since.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2017, 02:54:38 pm
Can you plan that ride for a dry and warm evening.  Ideally you should aim for a light wind or at the very least a westerly. If you are going to do this best do it properly.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 03:06:24 pm
Check out the Facebook page  :demon: :smug: ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 March, 2017, 03:52:02 pm
I like the merino jersey idea and would buy one, thanks  :thumbsup:. ACME logo on its way to you, tippers...

By the way folks, my 'Gavin and Stacey' 400km one-way permanent [Billericay to Barry Island - can of course be reversed] has been given the all-clear: cards ordered and I'll get the route sheet and info onto AUKweb soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 03:59:02 pm
By the way folks, my 'Gavin and Stacey' 400km one-way permanent [Billericay to Barry Island - can of course be reversed] has been given the all-clear: cards ordered and I'll get the route sheet and info onto AUKweb soon.

I like the idea!  But might do it as a tourdax with a proper nights sleep.  Do you have the route on a web map thingy or is it still on paper?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 March, 2017, 05:34:48 pm
Having had a very enjoyable ride with Bernster on the Horsepower last weekend, during which he advised that he'd be joining ACME as an official points-donating member on AUKweb, I'm very pleased to observe that the deed has been done.

Welcome Bernster.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2017, 05:39:44 pm
Have you and Bernster been initiated yet?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 March, 2017, 05:45:16 pm
Have you and Bernster been initiated yet?

Yes
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 March, 2017, 05:53:42 pm
Changing the subject to Holland. OD/Jibers and I are booked on the Fri 15th Sept ferry, and look likely to be joined by a certain tandem. Others welcome for a 200km ride in Holland.

OD/Jibers, we need to get a route agreed. I was thinking we should aim to do circa 75 - 80km straight off the ferry, then stop for some lunch. Another stop at circa 140-150km. Then have a nice meal arranged somewhere close to the ferry, at a distance just over 200km. We've got 14 hours between arriving and departing, but assuming 30 minutes to disembark and arriving 1 hour before departure, we'll have 12.5 hours to play with.

Does that fit in with your thoughts, and the previously thrown together route ideas?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 10 March, 2017, 05:57:37 pm
Having had a very enjoyable ride with Bernster on the Horsepower last weekend, during which he advised that he'd be joining ACME as an official points-donating member on AUKweb, I'm very pleased to observe that the deed has been done.

Welcome Bernster.

Hello one and all!

As another member on the Westerly fringes, the Gate in Sawbridgeworth gets my vote too as it's just up the road, although I appreciate it's a very long round trip on a Wednesday for those on the Eastern side  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2017, 06:21:22 pm
It's a 150k round trip.  Mid-June might work.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 March, 2017, 06:52:42 pm
It's a 150k round trip.  Mid-June might work.

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Hmm, possible 200k DIY then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 March, 2017, 06:54:20 pm
How about a Gavin and Stacey group Perm this summer?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 March, 2017, 07:09:56 pm
How about a Gavin and Stacey group Perm this summer?

Good idea! I thought I might schedule it for LEL training purposes...Early July might suit me, but I've a lot on!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 March, 2017, 07:14:53 pm
How about a Gavin and Stacey group Perm this summer?

Good idea! I thought I might schedule it for LEL training purposes...Early July might suit me, but I've a lot on!

Early June sounds good for me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2017, 07:47:31 pm
Interesting idea...

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 March, 2017, 08:54:02 pm
Changing the subject to Holland. OD/Jibers and I are booked on the Fri 15th Sept ferry, and look likely to be joined by a certain tandem. Others welcome for a 200km ride in Holland.

OD/Jibers, we need to get a route agreed. I was thinking we should aim to do circa 75 - 80km straight off the ferry, then stop for some lunch. Another stop at circa 140-150km. Then have a nice meal arranged somewhere close to the ferry, at a distance just over 200km. We've got 14 hours between arriving and departing, but assuming 30 minutes to disembark and arriving 1 hour before departure, we'll have 12.5 hours to play with.

Does that fit in with your thoughts, and the previously thrown together route ideas?

05:00 wake up to bobby... stick some gear on and head straight down to breakfast, eat as much as you can (and smuggle some out) and then head back to cabin, ablutions and then queue to get back to the car deck to rescue bikes...

I think it took longer than 30 mins to get off last time, mostly as we had to maneuver around a load of cars /trucks and it depends on how many bikes are between you and getting to your bike. 

It has the chance to be quick but also the chance to have a strong headwind - that's a tight window if something goes wrong....

Nice coastal route to the North with lots of opportunities for food at the seaside after The Hage

Struggling to get a nice circular route - with the tight time it limits any option to ride out and train back - though if it is windy, we could have either a straight out with the wind or train out and ride back with the wind... as an option but both will have dead time whilst on the train.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 March, 2017, 10:23:06 pm
I like the merino jersey idea and would buy one, thanks  :thumbsup:. ACME logo on its way to you, tippers...

By the way folks, my 'Gavin and Stacey' 400km one-way permanent [Billericay to Barry Island - can of course be reversed] has been given the all-clear: cards ordered and I'll get the route sheet and info onto AUKweb soon.
:thumbsup: for the Jersey

 :thumbsup: for the Gavin and Stacey - If anyone is interested I will be doing the Gavin and Stacey - Stacey and Gavin with the current plan to start on the evening of the 17th April.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 March, 2017, 10:52:12 pm
I like the Stacey Gavin idea

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 March, 2017, 07:47:57 am
Gavin & Stacey sounds interesting.

@Jibers, assuming a sedate 20kph riding average, that's 10 hours of riding, which should be achievable even with wind. So even with a worst case 1 hour getting off the boat, there would still be time for 2 hours worth of stop time. That increases to 3 hours if we average 22.5kph. So notionally a 45 minute lunch stop, 30 mins afternoon tea stop, which would leave between 45 minutes and 1.75 hours for the end of ride meal/refreshment. Extending further if we get off the boat quicker. I've only done the Newhaven Dieppe ferry, and there we were underway within 30 minutes as they let the bikes off first.

A circular or triangular route would lessen any wind issues, in terms of avoiding a 100km ride potentially directly into the wind. I'll take a look at your previously posted route suggestion next week, and see what our options might be.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 March, 2017, 07:59:11 am
Do we need a separate Dutch thread?  Might help attract other riders. What did you think of the circular route I roughly devised?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 March, 2017, 09:52:45 am
Do we need a separate Dutch thread?  Might help attract other riders. What did you think of the circular route I roughly devised?

Good idea to start a separate thread. I'll collate the key details into a starter post to go at the top of the thread at the beginning of next week, and I'll take a look at your route too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 March, 2017, 01:16:23 pm
Pork Pie next weekend!  :thumbsup:

Who's in for the 200 and who's doing the 100
Anyone mad enough to do the "extra slice" ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 12 March, 2017, 02:16:05 pm
I hope to be there. No extra slice though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 12 March, 2017, 05:29:41 pm
I'm in for the 100k - going to camp in Cambridge and make a weekend of it
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 09:01:55 am
Ok, updated version and I reckon it is pretty close to where I want it to be.

I think this one fits the retro less is more brief quite well but still gets across our 'brand' clearly.

If you would like a jersey can you please send a message via YACF with required size and quantity (if you need more than 1) and I will coordinate.

To clarify, these are Short Sleeve, 1/4 Zip, Merino Wool jerseys. Size Chart is available HERE (https://www.soigneur.co.nz/soigneur-merino-wool-cycling-jerseys.html)

Price will be around the £100 - £105 mark (currently showing as £102 on the website). Will pay for them upfront and confirm the price once I get the jersey's. If it's over £105 I'll take that on the chin this time round.

(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/acme1.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 March, 2017, 09:11:09 am
Nice one tippers.  I'm heading away from home at the moment but when I get back (tomorrow) I will measure myself and send you a PM.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 March, 2017, 10:21:25 am
Very impressive jersey design. I like the decisions made to end up with the very simple and classic style.

I'm always in a quandary for sizing. Most of my tops are L or XL, but with the current ACME jersey I went with M and it fits fine. So much variance between the different manufacturers. Any views on whether Soigneur (or NZ companies) would be accurate in their sizing? If they are likely to be accurate, I'll go with an M, but otherwise I'd play it safe and go with L.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 11:43:29 am
I'l ask the guy how the jerseys come up and let you know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 13 March, 2017, 02:51:44 pm
Hmmmm... Tempting.... Are we at any point going to get some long sleeved jerseys made? There are only about 3 days a year when it's warm enough for me to display the short sleeved version  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 02:53:41 pm
Just had a sighting of Jiberjaber in full summer plumage; shorts and the existing ACME jersey.

Probably just as well we are looking at expanding the ACME range, it will give Jiber the chance to wash his other jersey at last. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 03:14:30 pm
Hmmmm... Tempting.... Are we at any point going to get some long sleeved jerseys made? There are only about 3 days a year when it's warm enough for me to display the short sleeved version  :P
Bob, if these are good, I would probably be tempted to look at a long sleeve version. Might need to save up for the summer to afford it though  :facepalm:

With the intent of this one being LEL in July/August I thought long sleeves might be pushing it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 13 March, 2017, 03:21:42 pm
With the intent of this one being LEL in July/August I thought long sleeves might be pushing it.

Your optimism is admirable. I fully expect it to be around 0 degrees during the night sections - especially in t'north!  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 03:22:32 pm
Bear in mind that Bobb wears long sleeves and a jacket in anything below 25 degrees centigrade.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 03:23:34 pm
shhh! I thought Scotland had 24hr sunshine in Summer!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 03:25:26 pm
shhh! I thought Scotland had 24hr sunshine in Summer!

Oh, it has.  It's still freezing though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 03:25:59 pm
Bob, I will ask the bloke if we can mix up Long and Short sleeves in the minimum order. Long sleeves are about a fiver more!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 13 March, 2017, 03:27:05 pm
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 March, 2017, 03:54:11 pm
Bob, I will ask the bloke if we can mix up Long and Short sleeves in the minimum order. Long sleeves are about a fiver more!

I'd be tempted with a long & short versions...

Just had a sighting of Jiberjaber in full summer plumage; shorts and the existing ACME jersey.

Probably just as well we are looking at expanding the ACME range, it will give Jiber the chance to wash his other jersey at last.

What a nice way to spend a sunny Monday! :thumbsup: (where was that?)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 03:59:11 pm
New London Road. I wasn't at all jealous having spent the weekend replacing a garden shed and not out on my bike and actually going to work today.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 March, 2017, 04:08:43 pm
New London Road. I wasn't at all jealous having spent the weekend replacing a garden shed and not out on my bike and actually going to work today.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 04:09:38 pm
New London Road. I wasn't at all jealous having spent the weekend replacing a garden shed and not out on my bike and actually going to work today.

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^^^ Sitting in the Ale House sampling their finest ales doesn't classify as work...

Has Jiber been there as well out on his bike today  :o 

He does get around.
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Title: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 13 March, 2017, 04:11:16 pm
New London Road. I wasn't at all jealous having spent the weekend replacing a garden shed and not out on my bike and actually going to work today.

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^^^ Sitting in the Ale House sampling their finest ales doesn't classify as work...

Has Jiber been there as well out on his bike today  :o 

He does get around.
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 March, 2017, 04:27:05 pm
 ;D

I was thinking about you all whilst I was taking in the sun rays...  8)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 04:35:08 pm
I saw you were out on your Arrows machine  :thumbsup:

I need to stop riding fixed and get back onto gears.  My last geared outing on the Horsepower was substantially slower and harder than riding fixed on the Santa Special.  I can't believe I am any less fit than I was the week before Xmas so that bike has to go.  This is clearly a better strategy than putting some effort into my fitness  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 March, 2017, 04:43:08 pm
Going back to jerseys, if there was an option I'd rather have the long sleeved version.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 March, 2017, 04:46:13 pm
I saw you were out on your Arrows machine  :thumbsup:

I need to stop riding fixed and get back onto gears.  My last geared outing on the Horsepower was substantially slower and harder than riding fixed on the Santa Special.  I can't believe I am any less fit than I was the week before Xmas so that bike has to go.  This is clearly a better strategy than putting some effort into my fitness  :P

Must be time for a new bike?  ???

I'm afraid my Arrows stead will be the CdF this time round, whilst I now have dyno lighting on the fixed, I don't think I can do more than 120km on it at the moment... I can't keep my pace/HR in check on it as I am not fully up on 'keeping on top of the gear' though there were a few moments today where it was coming together OK - then there is the small issue of having nowhere to carry anything!  ::-)   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 04:52:08 pm

Must be time for a new bike?  ???

I'm afraid my Arrows stead will be the CdF this time round, whilst I now have dyno lighting on the fixed, I don't think I can do more than 120km on it at the moment... I can't keep my pace/HR in check on it as I am not fully up on 'keeping on top of the gear' though there were a few moments today where it was coming together OK - then there is the small issue of having nowhere to carry anything!  ::-)   

Bobb and the Award Winner were bullying me on the Horsepower about my bike so I didn't have any choice but to replace it. 

Surely Tippers will carry everything that you need for you on the Arrows.  You could even add some carrying capacity to your own bike if you wanted.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 04:55:42 pm
As long as Tomsk does take off like he did on Saturday  :o I'd be broken before the fens. It is something to behold though watching Tomsk speed past the Carbon boys (who are trying) up the hills  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 March, 2017, 05:02:06 pm
Tomsk calls it the fixie charge.  The Award Winner and I call it the royal flypast as he often makes casual small talk as he soars off very much in the style of a young Prince Philip - "have you come far ?"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 08:30:15 pm
Good news folks. A mix of long and short sleeves is fine so let me know EXACTLY what you would like.

- Long or short sleeves
- Size
- How many

I'll post a list in here soon to update.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 10:10:07 pm
I have just had the below response on the Sizing
Quote
Best way to pick the correct size is to measure your chest at armpit level and go with the closest match on our size chart.
If you are close to the margins of a size then go up for a slightly looser fit or down for more fitted.
And, for reference, the final Design in both long and short sleeve

Long Sleeve
(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/acme1ls.jpg)

Short Sleve
(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/acme1-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 March, 2017, 10:25:54 pm
Right, I'll keep this updated. I'll plan to place the order early next week so make your choices and let me know.

NameSS/LSSizeQuantity
Tippers Kiwi
SS
XXL
1
Oscars Dad
LS
?
1
tedshred
?
L
1
Tomsk
?
?
1
Psyclist
?
?
1
JiberJaber
SS
?
1
LS
?
1
Bobb
LS
M
1
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 March, 2017, 02:21:07 pm
For those doing 'The Shark' this year I have just booked a parking space near the Greenwich foot tunnel. I'm happy to through the rack on the roof if others want a lift down. I have booked the park from 6am to 11pm so plenty of time to do a full value (and some in reserve)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 March, 2017, 02:25:44 pm
Don't mention The Shark.  I still shudder when I think about it.  It was possibly the hardest ride I've ever done.  I was soooooooo pleased to finish it. Oddly the  return leg was easier than the outward leg.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 March, 2017, 02:34:01 pm
Don't tell me that....I am still wondering why I signed up for it when I managed to come up with a reasonable excuse last year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 March, 2017, 02:43:07 pm
Don't tell me that....I am still wondering why I signed up for it when I managed to come up with a reasonable excuse last year.

It's horrible, you've made a gross error of judgement. The ride down goes on forever and you don't seem to make any progress. If 'fandango had been willing to get the train home I'd of abandoned. He also gave me a lift back to Witham once I finally got back to Greenwich. . I love that man.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 14 March, 2017, 03:08:41 pm
Don't tell me that....I am still wondering why I signed up for it when I managed to come up with a reasonable excuse last year.

It's horrible, you've made a gross error of judgement. The ride down goes on forever and you don't seem to make any progress. If 'fandango had been willing to get the train home I'd of abandoned. He also gave me a lift home. I love that man.

Did you have to stop off for any photo shoots along the way......?


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 March, 2017, 03:10:35 pm
Well, I had considered riding to the start and then home in preparation for the REALLY stupid ride in early May. I decided against that as it seemed maybe a step to far for an early season Sunday. The 200 I did in Wales a couple of years ago (when I was much worse fitness wise than now) was roughly the same (200k /3,750m) but I suspect many of these climbs will hurt more. In some odd way I am quite looking forward to the suffering!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 March, 2017, 03:13:34 pm
What really stupid ride in May.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 March, 2017, 04:24:17 pm
The Heartbeat 400 (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/17-315/)

Note, it is only stupid because I am an 18 Stone Flatlands Dweller....I expect I may be crying at some point in that 27 hours!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 March, 2017, 04:35:43 pm
The Heartbeat 400 (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/17-315/)

Note, it is only stupid because I am an 18 Stone Flatlands Dweller....I expect I may be crying at some point in that 27 hours!

That would make a lovely tourdax.  I really must get on with taking the tourdax from concept to reality. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 March, 2017, 04:47:22 pm
Your going to Tourdax on AAA (and proper AAA) routes, you are insane, in the best possible way obviously  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 March, 2017, 04:51:20 pm
I rode the Shark last year. Despite the first 4 hours being rather wet, it was an enjoyable ride. Quite a few suffered loss of air pressure in their tyres in the flint-strewn wet lanes, so I would recommend not going for lightweight tyres. From memory the profile mixes flatter sections between the more undulating stuff.

I would recommend the ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 March, 2017, 04:59:27 pm
Your going to Tourdax on AAA (and proper AAA) routes, you are insane, in the best possible way obviously  ;D

Last year's UP NORTH! tour would probably attracted some AAA points had it of been an audax route.  28kg of kit on a 18kg bike was something of a challenge but you you just got off and walked.  Mind you, it was surprising what you could ride up with Fred's very low gearing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 March, 2017, 05:05:14 pm
Thanks Psyclist...you've calmed me down, oh hang on....you love a hill! I will learn to!

OD, I think it's the gearing that bothers me a little bit. Compact double and 32t should actually be enough.....you deal with what you have I guess!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 March, 2017, 06:13:21 pm
You'll be fine Nik, but you could go the whole hog and put a 11-34 on the back unless you're 11spd.

I'll be up for sharing a lift i think. Not sure which bike to take yet, tempted to take the rose off the turbo but suspect I'll be ok with the CdF.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 14 March, 2017, 07:02:05 pm
We live a very short distance from the start of the Shark, so any ACMEs interested in accommodation or parking can PM me (one parking place only!) I think we will be around.... I suppose we could even ride it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 March, 2017, 07:15:32 pm
Thanks Psyclist...you've calmed me down, oh hang on....you love a hill! I will learn to!

I guess I do enjoy heading to hilly terrain when I can, but I don't ride the hills enough to be any good at them. I tend to click down to one of the lowest gears very quickly when on a hill, and keep to my own pace. I'll never achieve a quick time that way, but it does help over the longer distances.

Up until this year my lowest gear was 34x27, but I've now got a 34x32 on the new 'orange' bike (11 spd). Certainly helps on the steeper sections.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 March, 2017, 08:33:05 pm
Yep, I am on 32t on 11 speed. If I can't get up on that I will accept a walk. Hopefully riding fixed all winter has helped my strength a bit, only one way to find out.
I've shelled out a whole £8 to park for the whole day and not  sure if I can cancel it, if you have no other takers I might check the T&C on the site I used. I may need a lie down at the end though  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 March, 2017, 10:40:27 pm
Yep, I am on 32t on 11 speed. If I can't get up on that I will accept a walk. Hopefully riding fixed all winter has helped my strength a bit, only one way to find out.
I've shelled out a whole £8 to park for the whole day and not  sure if I can cancel it, if you have no other takers I might check the T&C on the site I used. I may need a lie down at the end though  ;D

I did Rosedale and a lot of 18% hills on the way there on a 100km on 11x32 so you'll be grand I recon...

In other news, I've been through every Shimano BB for the fixed and finally got the right chain line with the cog fitted the right way, 127mm BB length!... bad news is I've upped teh gearing because I was feeling brave...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 March, 2017, 08:56:52 am
 :thumbsup: what have you changed up to? Feels good when it all starts coming together right?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 March, 2017, 11:28:27 am
I haven't gone too mad, from 66 to 69 inches, so swapped out the 19t for 18t on the back and removed a link on the chain so it's probably only another 1.5kph change but will be interesting to see how it feels relative to the terrain... Out on it tonight on similar route to Mondays ride but without the hills at the beginning
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 March, 2017, 12:03:39 pm
You'll be fine. I reckon you will feel little if any difference on the ups/flat but you will appreciate the bigger gear going down.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 March, 2017, 01:10:13 pm
You'll be fine. I reckon you will feel little if any difference on the ups/flat but you will appreciate the bigger gear going down.

Yeah I was thinking hoping the same
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2017, 08:37:46 am
Yesterday evening was very pleasant, it got chilly as the night wore on but it was dry with a full moon.  In attendance was myself, huggy, jibers, tippers, Jan, psyclist and AndyC33333333333333333333333333333333333333.  The Rose & Crown was very nice as was the beer.

The talk was of adventures awheel to come both at home and on foreign shores.  psyclist tried to engage tippers in a game of "Assess With 100% Accuracy The Size of Woolly Jersey I'll Need Just By Looking at Me!" but tippers wasn't biting.  It seems as soon as you mention sheep or wool tippers gets distracted with a faraway look in his eye - strange.

I had a glimpse into the murky world of single speeding / fixed gear nonsense when Fred's rear gear cable snapped.  I didn't like what I saw.

ted didn't show, up.  After abusing him by text message it transpired he simply went home after his "off-site".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2017, 09:24:36 am
Yesterday evening was very pleasant, it got chilly as the night wore on but it was dry with a full moon.  In attendance was myself, huggy, jibers, tippers, Jan, psyclist and AndyC33333333333333333333333333333333333333.  The Rose & Crown was very nice as was the beer.

The talk was of adventures awheel to come both at home and on foreign shores.  psyclist tried to engage tippers in a game of "Assess With 100% Accuracy The Size of Woolly Jersey I'll Need Just By Looking at Me!" but tippers wasn't biting.  It seems as soon as you mention sheep or wool tippers gets distracted with a faraway look in his eye - strange.

I had a glimpse into the murky world of single speeding / fixed gear nonsense when Fred's rear gear cable snapped.  I didn't like what I saw.

ted didn't show, up.  After abusing him by text message it transpired he simply went home after his "off-site".

That reminds me, Steve missed out the discussion about the wonderful routing software that avoids ferries...  :thumbsup:  ;D

(https://3-t.imgbox.com/WpPKAdlw.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/WpPKAdlw) (https://5-t.imgbox.com/d3zupfRZ.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/d3zupfRZ)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 March, 2017, 09:30:58 am
I used that exact ferry on my travels last summer. It was excellent and a very short trip. A massive group of school kids (and their teachers) all got on as well, on their bikes. Brilliant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2017, 09:37:43 am
My experience of Ferries in NL is that they were quite frequent and quite good.  It's an option if we go anticlockwise from the start but I have been unable to find anything other than a little google graph which shows it operating between  06:00 and 18:00 so we'd need to confirm hours of operation to be sure - its a long ride round to detour if its not sailing :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 March, 2017, 09:44:01 am

ted didn't show, up.  After abusing him by text message it transpired he simply went home after his "off-site".

Point of order, Ted did not simply go home after his off site.  Ted rode most of the way to the pub.  Sadly at the point where his homeward route and outward route crossed, Ted took the easy option and went home. 

I have no excuse other than that it was colder than I expected and I was quite enjoying the ride at the time so decided I didn't fancy stopping indoors in the warm and then riding home on my jack jones again.  Very poor I know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 16 March, 2017, 09:48:52 am

ted didn't show, up.  After abusing him by text message it transpired he simply went home after his "off-site".

Point of order, Ted did not simply go home after his off site.  Ted rode most of the way to the pub.  Sadly at the point where his homeward route and outward route crossed, Ted took the easy option and went home. 

I have no excuse other than that it was colder than I expected and I was quite enjoying the ride at the time so decided I didn't fancy stopping indoors in the warm and then riding home on my jack jones again.  Very poor I know.

^^^


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 March, 2017, 10:36:39 am
My experience of Ferries in NL is that they were quite frequent and quite good.  It's an option if we go anticlockwise from the start but I have been unable to find anything other than a little google graph which shows it operating between  06:00 and 18:00 so we'd need to confirm hours of operation to be sure - its a long ride round to detour if its not sailing :)
http://water.connexxion.nl/diensten/602/veerdienst-maassluis/245
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2017, 11:00:49 am
OK, so my circular route suggestion includes at least one ferry, that's cos I used jibers track - I remember now.  The bits of my circular route which I freestyled are all roads as my Garmin software doesn't do boats.  We need a separate thread.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2017, 11:09:47 am
OK, so my circular route suggestion includes at least one ferry, that's cos I used jibers track - I remember now.  The bits of my circular route which I freestyled are all roads as my Garmin software doesn't do boats. We need a separate thread.

Ooops, WE HAVE A THREAD! (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=102221.0)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2017, 11:38:25 am
OK, so my circular route suggestion includes at least one ferry, that's cos I used jibers track - I remember now.  The bits of my circular route which I freestyled are all roads as my Garmin software doesn't do boats.  We need a separate thread.

You're not wriggling out of it that easy, I think you might find none of the tracks I have ridden use that ferry AFAIK :) so it is your software that routed it :p
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 March, 2017, 02:11:26 pm
Had a little chuckle when I saw this. A new dashboard tool caught my eye, and when I clicked on the Project Management image the name of the project was rather topical. Any news?

https://freeter.io/dashboard-examples/project-management (https://freeter.io/dashboard-examples/project-management)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2017, 02:29:54 pm
Maybe i should set up a trello for the Dutch adventure too lol
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2017, 02:59:34 pm
Had a little chuckle when I saw this. A new dashboard tool caught my eye, and when I clicked on the Project Management image the name of the project was rather topical. Any news?

https://freeter.io/dashboard-examples/project-management (https://freeter.io/dashboard-examples/project-management)

Are you asking about ACME.bike?  If so I can report its slowly getting there.  The copy is mostly written but needs a bit of tweaking.  What we REALLY need are decent photos so you can all help.  If you are out at the weekend get snapping!  Camera phone photos should be OK but if you've got a proper camera please take it out with you and use it with gay abandon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 March, 2017, 04:06:45 pm
Had a little chuckle when I saw this. A new dashboard tool caught my eye, and when I clicked on the Project Management image the name of the project was rather topical. Any news?

https://freeter.io/dashboard-examples/project-management (https://freeter.io/dashboard-examples/project-management)

Are you asking about ACME.bike?  If so I can report its slowly getting there.  The copy is mostly written but needs a bit of tweaking.  What we REALLY need are decent photos so you can all help.  If you are out at the weekend get snapping!  Camera phone photos should be OK but if you've got a proper camera please take it out with you and use it with gay abandon.

Indeed. I've got a local training ride on Sunday, so will take the camera and see what I can come up with. Will aim for scenery shots and shots with the bike in frame. I would expect those doing the Pie run will be able to take some good shots too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2017, 04:15:08 pm
That would be good.  What we also need are photos of thrusting young blades (boy blades and girl blades) doing audacious audax type stuff dressed in ACME jerseys.  Failing that photos of regular ACME members in their jerseys will have to do.

Me and huggy will be out on Saturday so I will ensure we are appropriately dressed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2017, 04:55:07 pm
Can I remind you we already have a shared google album of pictures "Website Contributions Sept2016" with quite a few pictures in it...  :thumbsup:

ETA, I've just put another 62 newer pictures in there just now...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2017, 05:11:23 pm
Can I remind you we already have a shared google album of pictures "Website Contributions Sept2016" with quite a few pictures in it...  :thumbsup:

ETA, I've just put another 62 newer pictures in there just now...

Excellent, cat photos are most welcome.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 16 March, 2017, 06:03:20 pm
acme.bike is currently being moved to a new server :)

It's still on the old one at the moment, but can still be accessed.

May I suggest things like the forward planned events are added on there? That's what it's for...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2017, 10:40:36 am
acme.bike is currently being moved to a new server :)

It's still on the old one at the moment, but can still be accessed.

May I suggest things like the forward planned events are added on there? That's what it's for...

Seen jibers note about FORWARD PLANNING is now onna Google colander?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 17 March, 2017, 01:10:43 pm
acme.bike is currently being moved to a new server :)

It's still on the old one at the moment, but can still be accessed.

May I suggest things like the forward planned events are added on there? That's what it's for...

Seen jibers note about FORWARD PLANNING is now onna Google colander?



Yes, that's exactly what I saw! My point is, what's the point of having a website if we're not going to use it?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2017, 01:54:06 pm
acme.bike is currently being moved to a new server :)

It's still on the old one at the moment, but can still be accessed.

May I suggest things like the forward planned events are added on there? That's what it's for...

Seen jibers note about FORWARD PLANNING is now onna Google colander?



Yes, that's exactly what I saw! My point is, what's the point of having a website if we're not going to use it?

I will email you the FORWARD PLANNING document and you can add the info to the website. TBH you could put the info in all manner of places and it still wouldn't stop some numpty asking "So where are we going this week?"  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 March, 2017, 02:03:18 pm
acme.bike is currently being moved to a new server :)

It's still on the old one at the moment, but can still be accessed.

May I suggest things like the forward planned events are added on there? That's what it's for...

Seen jibers note about FORWARD PLANNING is now onna Google colander?



Yes, that's exactly what I saw! My point is, what's the point of having a website if we're not going to use it?

I think there's a couple of points for me here - from using them, both have there place I think.

The website events are fine for more organised events we wish to publicly advertise and attract people to, it takes a bit of time to add stuff to an event from the ones I tried but worth it for a permanent and organised event - a bit like Wilkieboys camaudax approach.  They are a bit harder to keep updated if things change.  Adding events probably gets easier with familiarity, but they need to be owned by someone to put them on and keep them updated (between us we haven't broached this subject yet)

For our MEMWNS sessions, doddle to add to the calendar, even a default event length of 2 hours helped ease the cut and paste pain from OD's document, The added plus of a mpa for the location helps too - it integrates in to my personal calendars so I would have done this for myself anyway, but a central location helps spread the load and might prove value for others. A few of us have the ability to add, modify events plus share with people - the key organisers of such events (i.e. Velodrome, pubs fwd planning, coffee, bivi) We play cat and mouse with the locations depending on where we sit in terms of conformist or anarchistic tendencies - so they are 'fluid' suggestions.  There might also be some concern about pre-advertising where we are going to stash our lovely bikes for a couple of hours at night, so restricted distribution and announcement in here might feel safer.

Whilst I am in ACME thoughts mode, can I ask people to get busy on twitter posting stuff and tagging @acme_essex - I am running out of content to post, there's only so much I can content I can generate myself :)  Quite a few of us have twitter accounts, if you are out and about, perhaps a pic and a tweet will help increase our presence if I RT it.  :thumbsup:

ETA: Goes without saying, but appropriate content for @ACME_Essex :) so no big knockers or RT and win posts etc... vaguely audax/bike related would be great ! :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2017, 02:10:27 pm
I done a tweet!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 March, 2017, 02:11:25 pm
Bet its a cat!  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2017, 02:20:14 pm
Bet its a cat!  ::-)

It can be if you want!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 March, 2017, 02:21:56 pm
I take that back, however your account is a protected one, so I can only reply - not RT  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2017, 02:26:12 pm
I take that back, however your account is a protected one, so I can only reply - not RT  :facepalm:

Fixed it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 March, 2017, 03:16:31 pm
Right folks, I'll give it until the end of the weekend. Can you all PM me or respond here or text, email (what ever you like me) to fill in the gaps below.

NameSS/LSSizeQuantity
Tippers Kiwi
SS
XXL
1
Oscars Dad
LS
XL
1
tedshred
SS
L
1
Tomsk
?
?
1
Psyclist
?
?
1
JiberJaber
SS
?
1
LS
?
1
Bobb
LS
M
1

They estimate 3 weeks to deliver so there is a chance we may gave them before the arrow if I can get the order in on Monday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 17 March, 2017, 03:44:14 pm
Let's see what I can do with the google calendar API. Then that can power the whole events section of the site  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 March, 2017, 03:47:55 pm
Right folks, I'll give it until the end of the weekend. Can you all PM me or respond here or text, email (what ever you like me) to fill in the gaps below.

NameSS/LSSizeQuantity
Tippers Kiwi
SS
XXL
1
Oscars Dad
LS
XL
1
tedshred
?
L
1
Tomsk
?
?
1
Psyclist
?
?
1
JiberJaber
SS
?
1
LS
?
1
Bobb
LS
M
1

They estimate 3 weeks to deliver so there is a chance we may gave them before the arrow if I can get the order in on Monday.

I'll get the tape measure out tonight..

https://www.soigneur.co.nz/soigneur-merino-wool-cycling-jerseys.html

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 March, 2017, 03:55:25 pm
The coffee morning in June has been moved as the original date clashed with my 2017 cycling adventure (doh!)  Google calendar has been amended.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 March, 2017, 08:39:39 pm
Right folks, I'll give it until the end of the weekend. Can you all PM me or respond here or text, email (what ever you like me) to fill in the gaps below.

NameSS/LSSizeQuantity
Tippers Kiwi
SS
XXL
1
Oscars Dad
LS
XL
1
tedshred
SS
L
1
Tomsk
?
?
1
Psyclist
?
?
1
JiberJaber
SS
?
1
LS
?
1
Bobb
LS
M
1

They estimate 3 weeks to deliver so there is a chance we may gave them before the arrow if I can get the order in on Monday.
1x XL SS please think I'll use arm warmers if required....
Cheers Nik.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 17 March, 2017, 08:56:33 pm
Right folks, I'll give it until the end of the weekend. Can you all PM me or respond here or text, email (what ever you like me) to fill in the gaps below.

NameSS/LSSizeQuantity
Tippers Kiwi
SS
XXL
1
Oscars Dad
LS
XL
1
tedshred
SS
L
1
Tomsk
?
?
1
Psyclist
?
?
1
JiberJaber
SS
?
1
LS
?
1
Bobb
LS
M
1

They estimate 3 weeks to deliver so there is a chance we may gave them before the arrow if I can get the order in on Monday.
1x XL SS please think I'll use arm warmers if required....
Cheers Nik.

1 off SS and 1 off LS in  size L, haven't spotted the bit with the price in the last few pages but remember it as being significant (no problem).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 March, 2017, 10:57:02 pm
OK, below is my updated order table. JiberJaber made a good point about the potential VAT due to them coming from outside the UK. I will suck some of that up and I will stick by a max price of £110 (for the short sleeve which I mentioned earlier in the thread) and £115 for the long sleeve. If anyone wants out, let me know. I will order tomorrow (Sunday) afternoon so that they have our order Monday morning and we stand a good chance of getting them before Easter.

I am aware they are pricey and I am normally super tight but I do think that these are going to be top quality garments that do the job well.

See the reviews if you have not already HERE (https://www.soigneur.co.nz/soigneur-wool-cycling-jersey-reviews.html) - Notice Danial Webb in the Long Island Randonneurs one!

NameSS/LSSizeQuantity
Tippers Kiwi
SS
XXL
1
Oscars Dad
LS
XL
1
tedshred
SS
L
1
Tomsk
LS
M
1
Psyclist
SS
M
1
JiberJaber
SS
XL
1
Bobb
LS
M
1
BFC
SS
L
1
LS
L
1
Andy C33
LS
M
1
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 19 March, 2017, 11:29:34 am
Awesome! Let us know how and when you'd like payment...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 March, 2017, 08:27:47 am
 :thumbsup: ACME Merino Jerseys are going into production.

I'll let you all know payment details via a PM closer to the delivery date.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 March, 2017, 08:35:59 am
Top banana  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 20 March, 2017, 08:55:19 am
:thumbsup: Jerseys ACME Merino Jerseys are going into production.

Sheep have been chosen and put it to grass..... It's a long process!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 March, 2017, 09:50:00 am
:thumbsup: Jerseys ACME Merino Jerseys are going into production.

Sheep have been chosen and put it to grass..... It's a long process!
If you look their company up on Google Maps and go to street view you might get a feeling you are exactly on the money there Jen. You would probably want a Gravel Bike to get up there!

Kaharoa Holdings (https://goo.gl/maps/3VLCmTzsinr)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 March, 2017, 07:50:18 am
[Assume the voice of a posh lady and imagine this scene being played out about now ...]

"Charles, would you mind joining me in the back garden, I do believe the bees have learned to ride bicycles as there are numerous tyre tracks in the grass!"

The evening started with myself, Andy C3333333, and BFC The Ace Cycle Mechanic and Savior Of Inept Fettlers Like Me setting off from the Spa Road roundabout to follow a track I recorded in 2009. I remembered there being some light COR and I alerted my companions to the possibility.

All was well until we turned right off Breeds Road somewhere near the Chignalls. The lane we turned into led us into the garden of the posh house mentioned above. After circling the beehives BFC spotted a gate through which was the bridleway we should have been on. The torrential rain yesterday lunchtime had left the bridleway in a very muddy state. I was okay on Fred shod with his 40mm tyres and no mudguards, my companions coped less well, BFC particularly with his 23c slicks. Mudguards got jammed, wheels stopped turning but I wasn't lynched.

When we got to the Wheatsheaf I went in to buy the beers whilst the other two removed wheels and used sticks to clear the remaining mud.

Inside was Tomsk and we enjoyed a pleasant evening before riding home in fairly heavy rain.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 24 March, 2017, 06:58:32 pm
acme.bike is currently being moved to a new server :)

It's still on the old one at the moment, but can still be accessed.

May I suggest things like the forward planned events are added on there? That's what it's for...

Seen jibers note about FORWARD PLANNING is now onna Google colander?



Yes, that's exactly what I saw! My point is, what's the point of having a website if we're not going to use it?

I think there's a couple of points for me here - from using them, both have there place I think.

The website events are fine for more organised events we wish to publicly advertise and attract people to, it takes a bit of time to add stuff to an event from the ones I tried but worth it for a permanent and organised event - a bit like Wilkieboys camaudax approach.  They are a bit harder to keep updated if things change.  Adding events probably gets easier with familiarity, but they need to be owned by someone to put them on and keep them updated (between us we haven't broached this subject yet)

For our MEMWNS sessions, doddle to add to the calendar, even a default event length of 2 hours helped ease the cut and paste pain from OD's document, The added plus of a mpa for the location helps too - it integrates in to my personal calendars so I would have done this for myself anyway, but a central location helps spread the load and might prove value for others. A few of us have the ability to add, modify events plus share with people - the key organisers of such events (i.e. Velodrome, pubs fwd planning, coffee, bivi) We play cat and mouse with the locations depending on where we sit in terms of conformist or anarchistic tendencies - so they are 'fluid' suggestions.  There might also be some concern about pre-advertising where we are going to stash our lovely bikes for a couple of hours at night, so restricted distribution and announcement in here might feel safer.

Whilst I am in ACME thoughts mode, can I ask people to get busy on twitter posting stuff and tagging @acme_essex - I am running out of content to post, there's only so much I can content I can generate myself :)  Quite a few of us have twitter accounts, if you are out and about, perhaps a pic and a tweet will help increase our presence if I RT it.  :thumbsup:

ETA: Goes without saying, but appropriate content for @ACME_Essex :) so no big knockers or RT and win posts etc... vaguely audax/bike related would be great ! :)

I have been cursing all of your fucking names this evening, but I have finally managed to connect to the Google Calendar. Please do not decide you don't want to use it now  :P

(http://www.zaribor.co.uk/raz/pics/acalss.jpg)

Obviously the events will be displayed in a more pleasing manner on the site....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 March, 2017, 09:40:18 am
Well done bobb!

Your next task is an automatic upload facility for our cat photo gallery just to piss jibers off  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 March, 2017, 11:59:50 am
I know the majority of the ACME peloton will be in York at the time and others may have other plans but just to put it out there that I'm thinking about the Double Dutch 200k (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/17-555/?action=login) on Easter Saturday, 15th April.  Starting from Huntingdon at 8am I'll be driving the team van that morning if anyone fancies it too.
Depending upon parents' plans on that day I may stop in Sutton Bridge to have lunch with them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 March, 2017, 12:12:45 pm
Well done bobb!

Your next task is an automatic upload facility for our cat photo gallery just to lose jibers off  :P

 :facepalm: ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 March, 2017, 12:33:41 pm
Well done bobb!

Your next task is an automatic upload facility for our cat photo gallery just to piss jibers off  :P

 :facepalm: ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 26 March, 2017, 04:44:30 pm
When adding events to the Google Calendar, for consistency, can you please ensure you enter a start / finish date and a description of the event.

Ta
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 March, 2017, 06:50:31 pm
Yes Oh Wizard of the Web  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 March, 2017, 03:28:59 pm
Ooops. Had a quiet moment at work whilst I was waiting for something, and hit the 'enter' button for The Shark. Good training I thought before a weekend down in Wessex.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 March, 2017, 04:15:55 pm
 :thumbsup:

I am bricking it about the Shark! Not actually sure why as I am feeling reasonably good on the bike...just not looking forward to all the massive efforts on the hills. Ah well, it should be a good prep for the Arrow!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 March, 2017, 04:22:40 pm
Ooops. Had a quiet moment at work whilst I was waiting for something, and hit the 'enter' button for The Shark. Good training I thought before a weekend down in Wessex.

Did you do it last year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 March, 2017, 04:38:58 pm
Ooops. Had a quiet moment at work whilst I was waiting for something, and hit the 'enter' button for The Shark. Good training I thought before a weekend down in Wessex.

Did you do it last year?

Yes. It rained for the first 4 hours last year, but still an enjoyable ride.

The food at the first control was very good - catering in a community hall. Sleaford is just an info control, so I just ate something I'd taken with me. At Mayfield I bought something at the little shop. There's probably other options if you wanted to sit down for food somewhere. My elapsed time last year was just under 11 and a 1/2 hours, so there is leeway to spend more time nourishing oneself.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 March, 2017, 04:40:57 pm
Ooops. Had a quiet moment at work whilst I was waiting for something, and hit the 'enter' button for The Shark. Good training I thought before a weekend down in Wessex.

Did you do it last year?

Yes. It rained for the first 4 hours last year, but still an enjoyable ride.

The food at the first control was very good - catering in a community hall. Sleaford is just an info control, so I just ate something I'd taken with me. At Mayfield I bought something at the little shop. There's probably other options if you wanted to sit down for food somewhere. My elapsed time last year was just under 11 and a 1/2 hours, so there is leeway to spend more time nourishing oneself.

So did I.  The route is lovely but brutal, I'd only do it again by staying over night on the south coast thus spreading the ride over two days - have fun chaps!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 March, 2017, 04:42:26 pm
Hopefully tippers won't read that ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 March, 2017, 04:47:14 pm
Hopefully tippers won't read that ...

He knows my views, they are up thread.  It was a horrific experience but I'm glad I did it.  Everyone should do it at least once.  Twice is just stupid  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 27 March, 2017, 04:49:33 pm
:thumbsup:

I am bricking it about the Shark! Not actually sure why as I am feeling reasonably good on the bike...just not looking forward to all the massive efforts on the hills. Ah well, it should be a good prep for the Arrow!

Either the Arrow this year has a massive hilly section or the Shark is flatter than advertised? Hmmmm
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 March, 2017, 04:57:16 pm
It's more the fact that the Arrow will be my first fixed 400km including some of the Wolds and I am riding with 3 very experienced and good fixed riders.

Being scared of rides is good in my experience. Last time I did a 200 with over 3,000m of climb I rode it like a flatlands 200....made it back in time though (working to 13.5 hours) but it was pretty close. Anyway, my control discipline has improved since then and I will make sure I have time in the bank before I start sitting in pubs and/or restaurants. I will assume that might well mean only stopping for any length of time at the end.

I know I'll be ok....it's the suffering I am not looking forward to at this stage. Will probably enjoy it on the day though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 March, 2017, 05:36:42 pm
Yeah - I looked at the GPX today...  :facepalm:

My last two rides have felt quite taxing but on inspection I have been putting in as much effort as I did for July rides last year, so hopefully that is a good sign... I was 30mins slower than my fastest 200 time on Saturday but on the bed frame bike with an additional 400m of climbing rather than the carbon bike.  My worry is that this is twice as much climbing as the last two rides, but it can only makes us stronger right!  :thumbsup:

I have toyed with the idea of getting the carbon bike out for The Shark as I am sure I would benefit from losing the 7kg or so bike weight....  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 March, 2017, 05:51:42 pm
I have toyed with the idea of getting the carbon bike out for The Shark as I am sure I would benefit from losing the 7kg or so bike weight....  :o

That's a whole bike in weight ... friend I rode with on Saturday had a sub-6kg bike. Even with that he only managed half the ride ... moral being it's not the bike ...

I'll be riding on steel.

As mentioned up thread, don't go too lightweight on tyres as some of the lanes are a bit gritty.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 March, 2017, 06:17:43 pm
I have toyed with the idea of getting the carbon bike out for The Shark as I am sure I would benefit from losing the 7kg or so bike weight....  :o

That's a whole bike in weight ... friend I rode with on Saturday had a sub-6kg bike. Even with that he only managed half the ride ... moral being it's not the bike ...

I'll be riding on steel.

As mentioned up thread, don't go too lightweight on tyres as some of the lanes are a bit gritty.

I suspect I'll be hauling the CdF - though both have durano plus fitted, the CDF is 28mm rather than 25.  I hadn't thought of the whole bike weight difference!  Though I like the load carrying options it gives
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 March, 2017, 09:04:35 pm
I will be on the Croix with the Durano+. I'm in no rush on Sunday, short stops steady pace.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 28 March, 2017, 05:59:10 pm
Hopefully tippers won't read that ...

He knows my views, they are up thread.  It was a horrific experience but I'm glad I did it.  Everyone should do it at least once.  Twice is just stupid  ;D

It was a lovely ride even in the rain. OD told me he was "suffering mentally" after about 40km. I`m afraid I couldn`t stop chortling long enough to provide any psychological support. So all credit to OD for finishing. I only added to his anguish by driving him home.

Don`t worry about bike weight just pack some gears for the gravelly 25% bits and also Toy`s hill and Hogtrough at about 150km.

I don`t have the time for it this year unfortunately, but have fun.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 March, 2017, 09:53:42 am
Well, what a smashing ride we had last night!  Present were me, Tomsk, AndyC333333333333333333, BFC, huggy, psyclist and jibers.   The weather is definitely warming up and some of us were showing a tantalizing bit of leg.  I for one enjoyed the extra distance and logged 41.3 miles.

The Three Horsehoes at Duton Hill is a super pub chock full of an eclectic collection of memorabilia.  Were it not for a couple of locals turning up just before we left we'd have had the place to ourselves all evening.  The conversation roamed around the usual topics.

Please ignore my talk of being up north next week,  complete bollocks, its the week after.  So I'm eagerly anticipating our return to The Royal Oak at Hazeleigh as we barrel at full chat into the second phase of FORWARD PLANNING  :thumbsup:  I trust the venue won't prove too controversial and should tempt some of our long term absentees to grace us with their presence - I'm referring to ted, 'fandgango and perhaps his brother.  Maybe even Oaky plus anyone else who has been missing us all dreadfully.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 March, 2017, 10:13:32 am
Can I point out that it's the Maldon beer festival next week, and it is open on Wednesday... whilst the Royal Oak was nice, I'm not sure we've done the beer festival?  Details in the Calendar
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 March, 2017, 10:18:12 am
Can I point out that it's the Maldon beer festival next week, and it is open on Wednesday... whilst the Royal Oak was nice, I'm not sure we've done the beer festival?  Details in the Calendar

Fair enough, I'm happy to try the Maldon Beer fest. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 April, 2017, 10:40:47 pm
Update on the jersey's. They were sent on the 30th and are now in Coventry awaiting customs clearance. All going well we will hopefully have them before Easter.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 April, 2017, 10:53:11 pm
Update on the jersey's. They were sent on the 30th and are now in Coventry awaiting customs clearance. All going well we will hopefully have them before Easter.

Cracking news!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 April, 2017, 06:21:04 am
Yippee!  Do you need money?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 April, 2017, 08:12:08 am
I'll let you all know once I get the 'letter' (they actually say Letter) from HMRC telling me how much they think the items are worth.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 April, 2017, 09:07:44 am
I'll let you all know once I get the 'letter' (they actually say Letter) from HMRC telling me how much they think the items are worth.

Value is in the eye of the beholder, and I guess some arbitrary classification system for import duties.

Do shout when total cost known, together with preferred payment method.

I'm looking forward to seeing the end product, and riding in style.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 April, 2017, 10:37:44 am
Right, I phoned Parcel Force who were able to confirm the Customs Charges that will need to be paid. I am happy to report the prices remain as per up thread

Short Sleeves £110.00
Long Sleeves £115.00

I will drop a PM out to those who have ordered with my bank details and paypal details. My preference would be to pay directly into my bank but if you want to go via paypal I can live with that.

The Parcel Force guy said it should be with the local Depot tomorrow and I can ring to pay the customs charges at that point and it will then be out for delivery the following day. Hopefully I will have my grubby little mitts on them by Friday.

EDIT: All who have ordered should now have a PM. (Jibers, obviously you can ignore the request re. the York Booking)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2017, 10:41:39 am
Jerseys are now at home! Woohoo
Unboxing
(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG-20170406-WA0000.jpg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG-20170406-WA0000.jpg)

Front
(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG-20170406-WA0001.jpg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG-20170406-WA0001.jpg)

Back
(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG-20170406-WA0003.jpg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/IMG-20170406-WA0003.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 April, 2017, 11:56:28 am
Looks fantastic...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 April, 2017, 01:00:23 pm
Looks fantastic...  :thumbsup:

I agree. Keeping it simple has really worked. I'm looking forward to riding in style!

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 April, 2017, 01:55:12 pm
Can I collect mine this afternoon???  You at home???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 April, 2017, 02:00:32 pm
I'm chatting with Nik about a collection this afternoon, could swing past yours and drop off if that helps...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2017, 02:03:43 pm
I am not but Catherine will be home about 4pm. I will be home around 7ish.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 April, 2017, 02:23:24 pm
I'm chatting with Nik about a collection this afternoon, could swing past yours and drop off if that helps...

I'll be home in about an hour I'd you like to drop mine in. That would be great!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 April, 2017, 02:29:37 pm
I'm chatting with Nik about a collection this afternoon, could swing past yours and drop off if that helps...

How big a detour are you willing to do  :)

But seriously, would you be able to pick mine up and give to me next Thursday?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 April, 2017, 02:59:26 pm
I'm chatting with Nik about a collection this afternoon, could swing past yours and drop off if that helps...

How big a detour are you willing to do  :)

But seriously, would you be able to pick mine up and give to me next Thursday?

If Nik's happy to release it, then yep :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2017, 03:00:45 pm
I'm chatting with Nik about a collection this afternoon, could swing past yours and drop off if that helps...

How big a detour are you willing to do  :)

But seriously, would you be able to pick mine up and give to me next Thursday?
The instruction has been sent!

If Nik's happy to release it, then yep :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 April, 2017, 03:46:50 pm

The instruction has been sent!

If Nik's happy to release it, then yep :)


Thank you both  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 April, 2017, 04:03:33 pm
Yesterday evening ...

Me, AndyC333333333333333 and huggy set off bound for TMNH to meet Jan (who has a new name?) and Son of Jan (Jos) who is a medical student (I really must show him my interesting rash).  The plan was to attend the Maldon Beer Fest but I wanted to pop into The Royal Oak, Hazeleigh for a quickie so it could be ticked off for FORWARD PLANNING purposes.  But that treacherous git huggy had different ideas!

We met Jan and The Doctor as planned and were proceeding along The Ridge on the route I had carefully planned to achieve the abovementioned objectives.  Then suddenly huggy called for a left turn down Runsell Lane; it took me a minute or two before I realised what he was up to  >:(  His detour would mean we wouldn't go past the Royal Oak!  So I broke away and proceeded alone to the RO - and it was a very nice ride!

I got there and was just working out where to park Fred when the rest of the peloton turned up.  Their direct route to Maldon meant they had got to the beer fest way too early so they decided to visit the RO after all  ::-)

Anyhow, we had a pint and carried onto the beer fest where a pleasant time was had by all.  jibers and Tomsk were already there when we arrived.

We hope to see The Doctor [1] again, there is a pickled egg with his name on it in a pub somewhere in mid-Essex.

[1] By the way, he told us that having your hair washed at the barbers or hairdressers can cause you to have a stroke!   :o  That was a Public Service Announcement that was  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 April, 2017, 04:54:36 pm

The instruction has been sent!

If Nik's happy to release it, then yep :)




Thank you both  :)

I have yours here - they are very nice and come in a posh box.... how exactly do you want it delivered next Thursday? I can leave it in the car to go up to York, or bring it along (with/without the box?) ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 April, 2017, 05:45:15 pm

I have yours here - they are very nice and come in a posh box.... how exactly do you want it delivered next Thursday? I can leave it in the car to go up to York, or bring it along (with/without the box?) ?


Since Nik was kind enough to order them in time for the Arrow, it feels appropriate that it should be worn on said ride, especially as I will have Britain's answer to Ansel Adams on my team.

Could I request that you bring the jersey to the rendez-vous on Thursday? Be nice to use the box, but the logistics of trying to bring it back from York makes me think it's better to donate it to yourselves or recycling.

Thanks again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 April, 2017, 05:54:27 pm
I've just tried mine on, photo on the FB page, they are very, very nice and almost too good to wear!  I have folded mine up and put it back in the box wrapped in the tissue paper it came in.  If anyone ordered an XL short sleeve and it doesn't fit I will offer them £50 for it  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 06 April, 2017, 08:58:19 pm
Good folk of ACME

I'll be passing through London next Thursday to the start of an ACME Easter Arrow ride. Can any of you advise me of bike facilities on trains from London Liverpool Street to Chelmsford? I'll be coming on an afternoon train before any restrictions apply. I'll have my low racer recumbent which is longer than a road bike but can be tipped vertically if necessary.

I'm debating between an intercity train with guards van but needs to be reserved and fixes my time or trying for a "commuter" train.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 April, 2017, 09:50:36 pm
I spoke to Greater Anglia a while back about the Intercity thing, reservations only mean you can't get bumped, you can still rock up and try your luck, personally I doubt you will have any issues.

You will be fine on any of the other trains during the day. If you try to take one of the newer model trains and get on the Wheelchair carriage there is loads of room by the bog where the seat flip up, you will fit it on easy there. Alternatively just poke it in towards the seats.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 06 April, 2017, 11:18:40 pm
Unless we are taking the tandem to/from stations beyond Ipswich we generally avoid the intercity trains and go for the "local" ones. I don't think many inter-cities stop at Chelmsford anyway, whereas nearly all (or all) local trains do.
As Tippers says the newest trains (darker blue with "frameless" windows like this http://www.docbrown.info/docspics/ArchiveSteam/lococlass360.htm) are the best with an easily accessible space. The older trains often have a long space at one end (usually non-London) with tip up seats but it can be slightly tricky to access, though we can get the tandem in there.
Assuming you are getting a train not too long before the cut off time, we might be fighting you for the space at Liverpool Street!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 07 April, 2017, 12:00:01 am
Thanks for that. Hopefully a bit more before the cut off, so we won't be fighting for space.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 April, 2017, 09:59:25 pm
ColVelo, the Non Audax long distance mob in Colchester have arranged a Paris - Roubaix screening at the Queen St Brewhouse from 12 noon on Sunday. I think I might pop over for a bit of Belgian Beer and cycling action, it is my favorite race of the year after all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 April, 2017, 10:06:34 pm
Tempting!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 April, 2017, 06:37:24 pm
Yep, I'm going to head over there for about 2 ish I think
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 April, 2017, 09:57:21 am
Yep, I'm going to head over there for about 2 ish I think

Where's the best place to park for there, I don't know Colchester that well..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 09 April, 2017, 11:51:43 am
I think the Osbourne Street Carpark at the Mesea Road Roundabout is probably best. There are a few small uncovered carparks around but I have never been able to find a park in them.

https://www.ncp.co.uk/find-a-car-park/car-parks/colchester-osborne-street/ (https://www.ncp.co.uk/find-a-car-park/car-parks/colchester-osborne-street/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 April, 2017, 12:14:18 pm
Ace see you there  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 April, 2017, 08:52:05 pm
Well that was a session and a half that you guys missed out on, Steve should add that to fwd planning!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 09 April, 2017, 09:14:51 pm
One for you guys?

http://forum.audax.uk/index.php?topic=1265.0
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 April, 2017, 08:52:26 am
Tippers has raised the prospect of ECEing the Thanet Platinum 110 at the beginning of September, riding the extra 100km before the start.

The first ferry from Tilbury is 5:50am, which gets into Gravesend at about 6am. That would give 3.5 hours to reach Herne Common for the start, which is circa 65-70km from Gravesend. Quite feasible, if a little tight. Although with some forewarning I would hope a start after 9:30 for the calendar event would be accommodated if we had any delays.

It'll mean an early start, but the finish is at a microbrewery, with a return journey by train via Stratford.

Any others interested?

@Tippers/Jibers - are there any issues getting space on the ferry, especially on the first one of the day? I'd aim to meet you in Tilbury.

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Post by: psyclist on 13 April, 2017, 10:45:06 am
Although with some forewarning I would hope a start after 9:30 for the calendar event would be accommodated if we had any delays.

Not a problem for me - just let me know on the day if you're going to be late.

Thank you citoyen. I'm hopeful that we'll have sufficient time, but I do get nervous when the buffer is quite small.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 April, 2017, 12:21:40 pm
Tippers has raised the prospect of ECEing the Thanet Platinum 110 at the beginning of September, riding the extra 100km before the start.

@Tippers/Jibers - are there any issues getting space on the ferry, especially on the first one of the day? I'd aim to meet you in Tilbury.
I think you will find Jibers has raised the prospect of an ECE and I have very much declined the idea  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 April, 2017, 01:45:06 pm
Oh yes ... your response was cunningly hidden within a quote in the Thanet Platinum 110 thread. That wouldn't stand up in a court of law though ... and I'm sure with the fitness you'll have built up during LEL you'll just be looking for opportunities to put it to good use ... but I'll leave that discussion until August  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 April, 2017, 02:19:51 pm
Tippers has raised the prospect of ECEing the Thanet Platinum 110 at the beginning of September, riding the extra 100km before the start.

@Tippers/Jibers - are there any issues getting space on the ferry, especially on the first one of the day? I'd aim to meet you in Tilbury.
I think you will find Jibers has raised the prospect of an ECE and I have very much declined the idea  ;D

Yeah  :facepalm: My bad LOL :)

Yeah it's about 40km to the Ferry for me, perhaps just under 2 hours subject to wind etc though I suspect it might be a little quicker if we are carrying LEL fitness in to September.  My current route is about 114km but I haven't fettled the kent side much other than a rough  plagiarism (from memory) of a couple of existing rides so I expect that to change by a few km either side.

Some ferry times don't run on a Saturday morning, but even if we rocked up 30 mins late at the start I don't think it would be a problem given the overall time limit on the event & ECE... subject to agreement with the org of course!  :thumbsup:

I've never been keen enough to get teh 05:50 ferry so no idea on how busy it might be, but I suspect there will be less push chairs etc, so should be OK.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 April, 2017, 05:44:30 pm
Still plenty of space available for the Velodrome track session at 8pm on 26th April, why not come along and bring a friend? All abilities accommodated between the two instructors we have for the evening.
This is likely to be the last track session I book before the winter so don't miss out if you fancy it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 18 April, 2017, 03:23:46 pm
Putting this here as obviously acme folk live round the centre of the known universe aka Witham. Can anyone recommend a campsite either cycleable or train and cycle for a escape work early Friday and back for some family time Saturday escape. Just after a mini adventure to break up monotony of work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 18 April, 2017, 03:36:06 pm
Putting this here as obviously acme folk live round the centre of the known universe aka Witham. Can anyone recommend a campsite either cycleable or train and cycle for a escape work early Friday and back for some family time Saturday escape. Just after a mini adventure to break up monotony of work.

I've cycle camped on all of the below,  all within about 30 miles of Witham.

http://www.edwardstonewhitehorse.co.uk/camping.html
http://www.campingandcaravanningclub.co.uk/campsites/uk/essex/greatdunmow/sewardshallfarm
http://www.gosfieldlake.co.uk/camping.html

It's a few years since I've been to them, though.

Seward's hall farm is a camping and caravanning club site - not sure if that implies some membership requirement (I'm not a member, but when we stayed, it was for a MEMWNS christmas do, and may have been arranged specially by someone who was a member).

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 April, 2017, 03:46:17 pm
Also from the main MEMWNS thread ...

One Wednesday evening once the weather gets a bit warmer I propose we DO THIS! (https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/30/wild-wednesday-try-an-after-work-adventure?utm_content=buffer6f8cd&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Kim on 18 April, 2017, 04:10:10 pm
Seward's hall farm is a camping and caravanning club site - not sure if that implies some membership requirement (I'm not a member, but when we stayed, it was for a MEMWNS christmas do, and may have been arranged specially by someone who was a member).

It's a Certified Site, which confusingly isn't quite the same thing as a Club Site (http://www.campingandcaravanningclub.co.uk/helpandadvice/gettingstarted/placestocamp/typesofcampsites/).  You (for certain values of you) do need to be a member to use it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 April, 2017, 04:20:04 pm
Seward's hall farm is a camping and caravanning club site - not sure if that implies some membership requirement (I'm not a member, but when we stayed, it was for a MEMWNS christmas do, and may have been arranged specially by someone who was a member).

It's a Certified Site, which confusingly isn't quite the same thing as a Club Site (http://www.campingandcaravanningclub.co.uk/helpandadvice/gettingstarted/placestocamp/typesofcampsites/).  You (for certain values of you) do need to be a member to use it.

I booked the site a few years back for the Christmas Do.  I wasn't a C&CC member and still am not.  Its worth giving them a ring and seeing if you can blag yourself onto the site. It's privately owned so the owner might choose to turn a blind eye to club rules. 

The site also has an airstrip which could be handy if you're planning to fly there in your private jet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 April, 2017, 05:52:05 pm
Also from the main MEMWNS thread ...

One Wednesday evening once the weather gets a bit warmer I propose we DO THIS! (https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/30/wild-wednesday-try-an-after-work-adventure?utm_content=buffer6f8cd&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer)  :thumbsup:

I'm almost there... just need the bivi and sleeping bag after I procured a nice Alpkit mat in their recent sale....  open to recommendations, though I quite liked the look of the Terra Nova Jupiter though it might not be that useful on an Audax... and is quite expensive.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 18 April, 2017, 07:03:04 pm
Thanks. OD the mid week trip unfortunately doesn't work with my work. Think I used to deal with Seward's hall through work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 18 April, 2017, 07:34:09 pm
That's a  strange coincidence.  The local campsite for us is here http://retreatfarm.co.uk/camping/

They have camping areas, Indian Tipis, self catering or bed and breakfast.

It also has a private landing strip!

It is run by very nice people, Richard and Jane Warner

It is right next door to TMNH and on the road that avoids it

Jan
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Kim on 18 April, 2017, 07:45:26 pm
Seward's hall farm is a camping and caravanning club site - not sure if that implies some membership requirement (I'm not a member, but when we stayed, it was for a MEMWNS christmas do, and may have been arranged specially by someone who was a member).

It's a Certified Site, which confusingly isn't quite the same thing as a Club Site (http://www.campingandcaravanningclub.co.uk/helpandadvice/gettingstarted/placestocamp/typesofcampsites/).  You (for certain values of you) do need to be a member to use it.

I booked the site a few years back for the Christmas Do.  I wasn't a C&CC member and still am not.  Its worth giving them a ring and seeing if you can blag yourself onto the site. It's privately owned so the owner might choose to turn a blind eye to club rules.

Checking of membership seems to be very variable.  I expect demographics, and it being off-season helps.
 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 02:31:24 pm
It was surprisingly cold last night but the seven us who turned up at the Spa Road roundabout weren't surprised when Gavin turned up wearing shorts and no gloves  ;D

Anyhow we had a brisk ride west, then north, then east, north a bit more and east before finally turning south towards the pub. As soon as Oaky and huggy saw a sign saying "Stisted" the route I had lovingly prepared was abandoned. However Grey Sheep and I pressed on thru a number of villages with "Green" in their name. We finally got The Onley half a pint after the rest of the peloton by which time we had 30 miles on the clock.

The pub was fine, the owners have clearly spent a fortune on the renovations. But despite their efforts they had failed to load their specially brewed beers onto Untappd  ::-)

The conversation revolved around the usual topics except for me and huggy bullying Straggles and The Doctor's Dad into coming to the velodrome next week. huggy and Tomsk did a roaring trade in jerseys, brevet cards and AUK badges. The pub owners are going to be well shocked when their bar staff turn up for work today in ACME kit.

Did I mention how cold it was?  Brrrrrrr!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 03:41:16 pm
That all sounds like fun.

Maybe I should join you some time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 03:46:33 pm
You should. You might like it. Velodroming next week?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:04:29 pm
Probably not.  Moving office on Friday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 20 April, 2017, 04:08:12 pm
Probably not.  Moving office on Friday.

Is that an official move to The Ale House?


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:20:35 pm
Sadly not, it is an official move to Terling though so I will be on hand for Spa rendezvous action and the occasional tincture in the Monkey.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 20 April, 2017, 04:22:22 pm
Whereabouts in Terling on the White Park business park (think it's called that!)


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 04:25:22 pm
Probably not.  Moving office on Friday.

New Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series advert (could be print, radio or TV/cinema) ...

Quote
Are you a high flying professional?  Maybe you're feeling stressed?  Possibly even tired and emotional?  Despite having an intellect the size of a small planet you still feel overwhelmed and unsure how to find the relief you so desperately seek - sound familiar?

Well worry not, salvation is at hand.  Stood by the side of a roundabout in the middle of Essex are a bunch of new chums just waiting to take you in hand and resolve all your issues.  The Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series will provide you with lots of healthy exercise, a lung full of fresh air plus the odd cheeky pint of beer.  Your fellow members will listen to your woes and make helpful suggestions which will sort you out in no time at all.  Every so often they will offer alternatives to the regular Wednesday evening rides, like the chance to ride round and round the Olympic Velodrome in scenic Stratford.  Or you might get the chance sleep in a wood - heaven only knows where the MEMWNS will take you.

So, make time in your diary for joining your new chums.  You need more me time so what are you waiting for?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:40:29 pm
Whereabouts in Terling on the White Park business park (think it's called that!)


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Yes, that one, but with the correct name.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:43:17 pm
Probably not.  Moving office on Friday.

New Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series advert (could be print, radio or TV/cinema) ...

Quote
Are you a high flying professional?  Maybe you're feeling stressed?  Possibly even tired and emotional?  Despite having an intellect the size of a small planet you still feel overwhelmed and unsure how to find the relief you so desperately seek - sound familiar?

Well worry not, salvation is at hand.  Stood by the side of a roundabout in the middle of Essex are a bunch of new chums just waiting to take you in hand and resolve all your issues.  The Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series will provide you with lots of healthy exercise, a lung full of fresh air plus the odd cheeky pint of beer.  Your fellow members will listen to your woes and make helpful suggestions which will sort you out in no time at all.  Every so often they will offer alternatives to the regular Wednesday evening rides, like the chance to ride round and round the Olympic Velodrome in scenic Stratford.  Or you might get the chance sleep in a wood - heaven only knows where the MEMWNS will take you.

So, make time in your diary for joining your new chums.  You need more me time so what are you waiting for?

I am not sure I am particularly comfortable with you offering relief to stressed executives.

However, if that is your wish then there must be several specialist publications that would be glad to receive your advert.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 04:43:29 pm
Whereabouts in Terling on the White Park business park (think it's called that!)


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Yes, that one, but with the correct name.

Good effort.   The Owl Hill Tearooms and The Monkey will make excellent venues for your "off-sites".  The other week The Current Mrs R and I attended a cheese and wine soiree at The Monkey, it was excellent.  We've also eaten there a couple of times before - we like it very much.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 04:45:01 pm
Probably not.  Moving office on Friday.

New Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series advert (could be print, radio or TV/cinema) ...

Quote
Are you a high flying professional?  Maybe you're feeling stressed?  Possibly even tired and emotional?  Despite having an intellect the size of a small planet you still feel overwhelmed and unsure how to find the relief you so desperately seek - sound familiar?

Well worry not, salvation is at hand.  Stood by the side of a roundabout in the middle of Essex are a bunch of new chums just waiting to take you in hand and resolve all your issues.  The Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series will provide you with lots of healthy exercise, a lung full of fresh air plus the odd cheeky pint of beer.  Your fellow members will listen to your woes and make helpful suggestions which will sort you out in no time at all.  Every so often they will offer alternatives to the regular Wednesday evening rides, like the chance to ride round and round the Olympic Velodrome in scenic Stratford.  Or you might get the chance sleep in a wood - heaven only knows where the MEMWNS will take you.

So, make time in your diary for joining your new chums.  You need more me time so what are you waiting for?

I am not sure I am particularly comfortable with you offering relief to stressed executives.

However, if that is your wish then there must be several specialist publications that would be glad to receive your advert.

What a terrific idea, I'll get on to it straightaway. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 04:49:29 pm
Whereabouts in Terling on the White Park business park (think it's called that!)


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Yes, that one, but with the correct name.

They are very friendly in there and they do carry out fish and chips and sandwich platters.

Good effort.   The Owl Hill Tearooms and The Monkey will make excellent venues for your "off-sites".  The other week The Current Mrs R and I attended a cheese and wine soiree at The Monkey, it was excellent.  We've also eaten there a couple of times before - we like it very much.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 04:54:13 pm
I must pop into your new offices once you're settled.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 20 April, 2017, 05:00:10 pm
I must pop into your new offices once you're settled.

Me too maybe we could visit together so Ted's work colleagues can be introduced to the men he meets on the internet what could possibly.......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 05:02:58 pm
That's what secure entry systems are there for.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 05:04:25 pm
That's what secure entry systems are there for.

 >:(  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 20 April, 2017, 05:05:01 pm
That's what secure entry systems are there for.

Jibers, BFC, Huggy or Oaky would be able to crack those no problem!


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 05:08:15 pm
I should be happy to provide alternative healthcare provision for your Terling team, perhaps on a First Responder basis or maybe a regular surgery.  I recent took deliver of a fresh box of latex gloves from Tool Station.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 05:32:45 pm
I should be happy to provide alternative healthcare provision for your Terling team, perhaps on a First Responder basis or maybe a regular surgery.  I recent took deliver of a fresh box of latex gloves from Tool Station.

Sorry, are we still on relief for stressed executives or have we moved onto healing hands  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 06:07:33 pm
If there's a poor soul in need of my help I'll be there. Doesn't matter who they are or where they are or indeed what their problem is!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 April, 2017, 06:21:59 pm
We need to think of your superhero name.

I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 20 April, 2017, 07:23:12 pm
We need to think of your superhero name.

I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.

Now there's a thought. Plenty of interesting ideas in this list ... http://www.superherodb.com/characters/ (http://www.superherodb.com/characters/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 April, 2017, 07:31:50 pm
Probably not.  Moving office on Friday.
Back to the subject of the Velodrome for a moment - it's on Wednesday which is nowhere near Friday, at least not in the usual order of days in a standard week.
I have made the ACME Velodrome Organiser executive action of placing you and Miss P on the start list, some time ago in fact  :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2017, 08:13:11 pm
We need to think of your superhero name.

I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.

Now there's a thought. Plenty of interesting ideas in this list ... http://www.superherodb.com/characters/ (http://www.superherodb.com/characters/)

I either want to be Alfred Pennyworth or Captain Epic.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 20 April, 2017, 08:27:58 pm
We need to think of your superhero name.

I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.

Now there's a thought. Plenty of interesting ideas in this list ... http://www.superherodb.com/characters/ (http://www.superherodb.com/characters/)

I either want to be Alfred Pennyworth or Captain Epic.

Not Wonder Women?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 April, 2017, 06:41:32 am
We need to think of your superhero name.

I don't think Shit Batman really cuts it.

Now there's a thought. Plenty of interesting ideas in this list ... http://www.superherodb.com/characters/ (http://www.superherodb.com/characters/)

I either want to be Alfred Pennyworth or Captain Epic.

Not Wonder Women?

'Negasonic Teenage Warhead' is a brilliant name but not that fitting, so given OD's love of heading off the solid path, 'Swamp-thing' or 'Sandman' might be more apt? One of the special powers of the latter is 'density control'.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 May, 2017, 10:30:23 am
Another trip to our spiritual home last night.

I joined the Witham Peloton at Spa for my first night out in a while.  Sadly, news of my presumably eagerly anticipated return can't  have reached everyone as there were only two other riders at Spa.  What was lacking in quantity was made up for in quality however with the Award Winner and Huggy both awheel.  Huggy must have a secret Strava account where he records his other rides because, in his own words, he had his summer legs on and shot off up Terling Road with the Award Winner hot on his heels leaving me trailing in their wake.  The fact that he didn't have his usual rack and panniers on probably helped.

We made good time along the classic route, picking up Grey Sheep at the top of TMNH and arriving at the spiritual home a few minutes earlier than scheduled.   I am not entirely clear how the Award Winner made it there, he had borrowed AW Junior's glasses which meant he could only see things close up (at his age he needs a special prescription).  I think he probably just followed my gasping breaths.

No sooner had we arrived than Tomsk hove into view.  He was just back from a cycling trip to the Forest of Dean where he had been doing some colouring in.

Half way through our first sample we were joined by Gavin SSN and Tsar Nicholas II.  Between us we sampled Dark Star's Festival, Fat Cat Mild and local staples Citra, Ridleys Rite and Essex Boys.  The Award Winner was too busy throwing his lack of weight around ordering GavinSSN and the last of the Romanovs about to bother with voting for a Quaffers' Choice.

We actually had some proper grown up conversations about cycling before the evening descended into its usual nonsense.  Things took a further turn for the worse when our resident geeks started discussing migrating on a cloud to a data centre that had been lost in the Amazon, or possibly Middlesex.  If that wasn't a cue to leave then I don't know what is, so we left.

The wind made it a colder ride than it should have been but at least the temperature didn't drop later.  It was nice to arrive at the pub almost in daylight though.  I haven't looked at Forward Planning  but doubtless OD will have us touring the county and possibly even Forrin during the long evenings to come.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 04 May, 2017, 10:35:08 am
Another trip to our spiritual home last night.

I joined the Witham Peloton at Spa for my first night out in a while.  Sadly, news of my presumably eagerly anticipated return can't  have reached everyone as there were only two other riders at Spa.  What was lacking in quantity was made up for in quality however with the Award Winner and Huggy both awheel.  Huggy must have a secret Strava account where he records his other rides because, in his own words, he had his summer legs on and shot off up Terling Road with the Award Winner hot on his heels leaving me trailing in their wake.  The fact that he didn't have his usual rack and panniers on probably helped.

We made good time along the classic route, picking up Grey Sheep at the top of TMNH and arriving at the spiritual home a few minutes earlier than scheduled.   I am not entirely clear how the Award Winner made it there, he had borrowed AW Junior's glasses which meant he could only see things close up (at his age he needs a special prescription).  I think he probably just followed my gasping breaths.

No sooner had we arrived than Tomsk hove into view.  He was just back from a cycling trip to the Forest of Dean where he had been doing some colouring in.

Half way through our first sample we were joined by Gavin SSN and Tsar Nicholas II.  Between us we sampled Dark Star's Festival, Fat Cat Mild and local staples Citra, Ridleys Rite and Essex Boys.  The Award Winner was too busy throwing his lack of weight around ordering GavinSSN and the last of the Romanovs about to bother with voting for a Quaffers' Choice.

We actually had some proper grown up conversations about cycling before the evening descended into its usual nonsense.  Things took a further turn for the worse when our resident geeks started discussing migrating on a cloud to a data centre that had been lost in the Amazon, or possibly Middlesex.  If that wasn't a cue to leave then I don't know what is, so we left.

The wind made it a colder ride than it should have been but at least the temperature didn't drop later.  It was nice to arrive at the pub almost in daylight though.  I haven't looked at Forward Planning  but doubtless OD will have us touring the county and possibly even Forrin during the long evenings to come.

What's happened to you these days.......?  ::-) I remember the days when the ride reports were submitted circa 0600 hours!!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 May, 2017, 11:04:56 am
Doggers, I remember the days when you turned out on Wednesday evenings and actually featured in ted's lovingly crafted ride reports!  Any plans to come out of retirement?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 May, 2017, 11:26:31 am
OD, I remember the days when you used to plan a ride and actually ride it as well.

We were discussing your freewheeling challenge last night and trying to work out what rules we would apply given that you probably won't turn up  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 May, 2017, 11:56:35 am
OD, I remember the days when you used to plan a ride and actually ride it as well.

We were discussing your freewheeling challenge last night and trying to work out what rules we would apply given that you probably won't turn up  :o

I would love to be able to turn up for every Wednesday evening ride but unfortunately work (or eating and drinking on expenses, which is still work) gets in the way.

Talking of TMNH Freewheel Challenge I'm going to propose a date change cos I'm otherwise engaged on 7 June. What conclusions did you come to regarding the rulz of said challenge?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 May, 2017, 12:22:34 pm
1. OD has to ride Dakota as Fred will reach terminal velocity before the Rodney

2. Fixed wheel bikes may remove their chains

3. Anvils may be carried on rear and front racks

4. ACME rocket boosters and catapults are permitted but may not be used concurrently. No dynamite to be used in any circumstances.

5. The drawing of false roads that lead either into railway tunnels or solid walls is not permitted however false diversions that lead to precipices will be encouraged

Then Oaky moved on to data centres  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 04 May, 2017, 12:49:24 pm
Doggers, I remember the days when you turned out on Wednesday evenings and actually featured in ted's lovingly crafted ride reports!  Any plans to come out of retirement?

I do actually, having carefully looked through the FORWARD PLANNING document I have pencilled the trip to The Monkey in Terling down as one to attend  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 May, 2017, 01:10:48 pm
Excellent!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 May, 2017, 04:31:36 pm
1. OD has to ride Dakota as Fred will reach terminal velocity before the Rodney

2. Fixed wheel bikes may remove their chains

3. Anvils may be carried on rear and front racks

4. ACME rocket boosters and catapults are permitted but may not be used concurrently. No dynamite to be used in any circumstances.

5. The drawing of false roads that lead either into railway tunnels or solid walls is not permitted however false diversions that lead to precipices will be encouraged

Then Oaky moved on to data centres  ;D
You say 'may remove their chains' does that mean it is not a requirement? At what point would that mean the fixed gear machine is considered to have stopped  ;)

I suspect Hot Black might be bringing out the deep section equipped TT bike for this one!

edit: Will there also be a 'prize' for Max Speed achieved?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 May, 2017, 04:39:43 pm
Please be aware that TMNH Freewheeling Challenge is an idea I have nicked from that inspirational bunch down in Portsmouth.  I gather its not unknown for participants to turn up with a Carradice full of bricks!

The question which has been troubling me is this: do we all sit at the bottom of TMNH with takeaway refreshments (beer and the like), perhaps in the tearooms carpark field, and watch each rider come down and thus note who rolls the furthest?  But my original idea was that spectators could base themselves at the grassy bank outside the Rodney which would be a smashing vantage point but how will we know who has rolled the furthest?  Or do we have officials at the bottom of the hill and the spectators loiter at the Rodney?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 May, 2017, 04:44:33 pm
By the way ted, Google translates "quo usque tandem abutere, Tomsk, industria nostra" as "How long, Tomsk, our industry".  What's all that about then???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 May, 2017, 08:13:09 pm
That's about google translate not knowing its classics.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 May, 2017, 08:16:45 pm
Please be aware that TMNH Freewheeling Challenge is an idea I have nicked from that inspirational bunch down in Portsmouth.  I gather its not unknown for participants to turn up with a Carradice full of bricks!

The question which has been troubling me is this: do we all sit at the bottom of TMNH with takeaway refreshments (beer and the like), perhaps in the tearooms carpark field, and watch each rider come down and thus note who rolls the furthest?  But my original idea was that spectators could base themselves at the grassy bank outside the Rodney which would be a smashing vantage point but how will we know who has rolled the furthest?  Or do we have officials at the bottom of the hill and the spectators loiter at the Rodney?

I'll try to get some unpowered runs down the hill on the way home whilst on late shift (assuming traffic lights don't require use of brakes) to get an idea of where to expect people to roll to a standstill. No point waiting down the road to take the piss out of everyone if they don't get that far or go flying past, and they may want a set of cutters to remove the cable tie before pedaling back up the hill for refreshments.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 May, 2017, 09:11:40 pm
Back up the hill !

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 May, 2017, 09:46:26 pm
OD, surely you have a road cone (or maybe a hat that resembles one) which we can pin a list to and the rider that goes the furthest pops his name on it. (For anyone who has ever played golf, like a closest to the pin)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 04 May, 2017, 10:21:07 pm
I think the daily commute down TMNH is going to be fun next week ;D

Jan
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 May, 2017, 11:13:41 pm
I think the daily commute down TMNH is going to be fun next week ;D

Jan

I'll be heading down TMNH in about an hours time on my way home. Not much traffic to get in the way, but lighting will be on full to spot the wildlife and the parked cars.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 May, 2017, 11:20:14 pm
saw this on the Pompino thread and thought of OD  ;D

I'm sure you've all done it...I just made a terrible error while carrying out a google image search.  All I was interested in was seat post colour.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 04 May, 2017, 11:22:18 pm
I think the daily commute down TMNH is going to be fun next week ;D

Jan

I'll be heading down TMNH in about an hours time on my way home. Not much traffic to get in the way, but lighting will be on full to spot the wildlife and the parked cars.
Watch out for the traffic lights half way down.


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 May, 2017, 11:26:26 pm
2. Fixed wheel bikes may remove their chains

You say 'may remove their chains' does that mean it is not a requirement?

Not a requirement, but the alternative is to have the cranks cable-tied to the chainstay like the gearies, which may be sub-optimal.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 May, 2017, 06:06:41 am
That's about google translate not knowing its classics.

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So what is the translation?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 May, 2017, 10:54:04 am
I have stolen from Cicero's Catiline orations and used industria in its meaning as energy or industry.

More familiar as:

quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra ?

There are, of course, many similarities between posting on the ACME miscellany thread  and making a speech to the Roman Senate in 63BC.

Perhaps for OD an extract from Cicero's defence of Sextus Roscius might be more apt:

Audacissimus ego ex omnibus?

Isn't google a wonderful thing for trying to look educated  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 May, 2017, 12:01:19 pm
I have stolen from Cicero's Catiline orations and used industria in its meaning as energy or industry.

More familiar as:

quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra ?

There are, of course, many similarities between posting on the ACME miscellany thread  and making a speech to the Roman Senate in 63BC.

Perhaps for OD an extract from Cicero's defence of Sextus Roscius might be more apt:

Audacissimus ego ex omnibus?

Isn't google a wonderful thing for trying to look educated  ;D

I think you're guilty of being too clever for your own good!

Anyhow I prefer "Sed quid temptare nocebit?" which should mean "What's the worst that can happen?" but more literally translates as "What harm can it do to try?" which I believe is an Ovid quote.  For those of us who much thicker than ted Ovid was a Roman poet who lived during the reign of Augustus (I just Googled that).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 May, 2017, 01:10:37 pm
ACME should really have a latin motto.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 May, 2017, 01:15:44 pm
ACME should really have a latin motto.

Which will form the basis of the compulsory ACME / MEMWNS tattoo.   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 May, 2017, 05:03:04 pm
I know this has been mooted before but I think we need ACME mudflaps from Raw (http://rawmudflap.uk/).  I like the idea of front and back flaps, I note they do back flaps EXTRA LONG!

Please have a look at their site and let me know what you think.  I am happy to co-ordinate the ordering etc.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 May, 2017, 06:45:01 pm
I know this has been mooted before but I think we need ACME mudflaps from Raw (http://rawmudflap.uk/).  I like the idea of front and back flaps, I note they do back flaps EXTRA LONG!

Please have a look at their site and let me know what you think.  I am happy to co-ordinate the ordering etc.

Yes  :thumbsup:

I'm sure someone (Andrew?) mentioned about getting some quite a while ago - sort of around when we were doing the first jerseys
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 May, 2017, 07:18:47 pm
ACME mudflaps?

This has been mentioned previously, and the topic came up again at the weekend when I was riding with a 'not long enough' rear mudguard. Presumably somebody has a suitably high quality ACME logo that could be thrown onto a mudflap and sold via the ACME shop? The two companies that I am aware that could make them up are:

https://www.topflaps.co.uk/ - they provide a wide version, which would suit those with 32 / 35mm tyres. No updates on their website for a year though.
http://rawmudflap.uk/ - the other option

Thoughts?

'Twas I .... and a 'yes' from me too  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2017, 10:19:45 am
It's a yes from me.

If anyone needs any help with installation, I'm here for you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 May, 2017, 10:37:08 am
It's a yes from me.

If anyone needs any help with installation, I'm here for you.

So incredulous was I on reading your last sentence my body didn't know how to react. In a nano second the choices got narrowed down to laughing or farting - it was the latter. Mercifully I am alone.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 May, 2017, 10:54:08 am
It's a yes from me.

If anyone needs any help with installation, I'm here for you.

So incredulous was I on reading you last sentence my body didn't know how to react. In a nano second the choices got narrowed down to laughing or farting - it was the latter. Mercifully I am alone.

I'm still trying to decide whether Ted's Simon Cowell or David Walliams in relation to his first line........  ::-) :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2017, 10:57:35 am
You always pick up on the high cultural references though DL.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2017, 10:58:28 am
It's a yes from me.

If anyone needs any help with installation, I'm here for you.

So incredulous was I on reading you last sentence my body didn't know how to react. In a nano second the choices got narrowed down to laughing or farting - it was the latter. Mercifully I am alone.

I can't help with that but I am available for a wide range of mechanical jobs and advice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 May, 2017, 10:58:46 am
You always pick up on the high cultural references though DL.

I've made my mind up...... definitely Walliams!!  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2017, 10:59:23 am
Ohhh, you are naughty.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 May, 2017, 11:00:01 am
Ohhh, you are naughty.

It's a YES from me  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2017, 11:02:37 am
Sorry DL, I think you need a talent to be in this game.  Being able to fit into really small spaces doesn't count.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 May, 2017, 11:04:18 am
Sorry DL, I think you need a talent to be in this game.  Being able to fit into really small spaces doesn't count.
:'( have you paid any visits to the Monkey yet? Owls Hill tearooms also come highly recommended for lunch Weds-Fri  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2017, 11:22:16 am
Yes, I took some of my colleagues there for an exploratory lunch the other day, very nice.  They also do take away fish and chips which may come in handy.

I hadn't worked out when the tea room was actually open so that is handy to know.  I may even pop down at lunchtime.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 10 May, 2017, 11:26:00 am
Yes, I took some of my colleagues there for an exploratory lunch the other day, very nice.  They also do take away fish and chips which may come in handy.

I hadn't worked out when the tea room was actually open so that is handy to know.  I may even pop down at lunchtime.

Not a huge offer at the tearooms but Sarah the owner is lovely and the sarnies and quiche are always very enjoyable  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2017, 11:26:53 am
Quiche !

As if.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 May, 2017, 11:40:59 am
We can discuss mudflaps this evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 11 May, 2017, 08:57:36 am
I am sad to report that there was no discussion about mudflaps at the Hurdlemaker.  There was, however, plenty of the usual nonsense and an initiation.

I turned up in the beer garden just as Tomsk was unloading his, notably, geared bike (there must be a big ride coming up this year...).  In the pub I found OD, Huggy, Tippers, Jane and Jane's Personal Photographer just about to join Mr and Mrs Jaber who were in the middle of a romantic candlelit dinner for two.  No one saw Jiber arrive or leave by bike so suspicion abounds that he simply travelled in the team car with his kit.

OD was in a particularly mischievous frame of mind, which always makes for an entertaining evening.  It seems he is now going to go fixed; not because of the Zen of it but because he wants to buy a Pompino and give it an appropriately vulgar name.  Then he remembered that Jane had not been initiated which prompted him to buy a round of pickled eggs and salt and vinegar crisps (for those who partake in such things anyway).  Sadly for him, it transpired that Jane really liked pickled eggs, which is never as much fun.

Meanwhile Jane's Personal Photographer was doing a grand job with the kitty.  Between us we sampled Wibblers' Craft Stoat, Darkstar's Hophead and Mighty Oak's Hop Music (Tippers described it as having vanilla notes - groan  :facepalm:).  Hophead narrowly edged the Quaffers' Choice Award. We noted that the punful times continue at the Hurdlemakers next week when they have Hoptimistic and Hop Black on the pumps.

By the time it came to leave, the temperature had dropped considerably.  When we went to the Hurdlemakers in the depths of winter it was snowing when we left.  It was dry last night but, if anything, colder.  I had 3 degrees on my Garmin by the time I crossed the Strood, which doesn't feel like the middle of May.  The civilised among us are looking forwards to the long balmy nights when we get to wear our sandals to the pub and put on socks for the way home.




 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 May, 2017, 09:13:40 am
...  The civilised among us are looking forwards to the long balmy nights when we get to wear our sandals to the pub and put on socks for the way home.

Good point, I must hunt down my socks with toes, The Current Mrs R was threatening to do nasty fings to them so they may have met a sticky end  >:(

Anyhow it was a fun night and I hope you continue with your new look ted as the old one was decidedly shite  ;D :-*

Oh, in other news, we had a look at the dog poo bin at the bottom of TMNH and I think I have a plan for the freewheel challenge. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 11 May, 2017, 09:26:37 am

Anyhow it was a fun night and I hope you continue with your new look ted as the old one was decidedly shite  ;D :-*


Whats this new look that you speak of........  ::-) he wasn't actually smiling was he  :o ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 May, 2017, 09:32:17 am

Anyhow it was a fun night and I hope you continue with your new look ted as the old one was decidedly shite  ;D :-*


Whats this new look that you speak of........  ::-) he wasn't actually smiling was he  :o ???

You weren't there so I can't tell you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 11 May, 2017, 09:36:33 am

Anyhow it was a fun night and I hope you continue with your new look ted as the old one was decidedly shite  ;D :-*


Whats this new look that you speak of........  ::-) he wasn't actually smiling was he  :o ???

I just had a recheck of Jibers pictures from last night and I still see the glum face with the only difference being his ACME cap  :-\
You weren't there so I can't tell you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 May, 2017, 02:42:47 pm
I have 2 tickets for the Spin Cycling Festival for tomorrow if anyone wants them....Free of course.

PM me and I'll email them over.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 May, 2017, 02:48:21 pm
I have 2 tickets for the Spin Cycling Festival for tomorrow if anyone wants them....Free of course.

After this morning's 0645hrs physical abuse episode thinly disguised as a spin session I can't imagine anything worse, so I will decline your kind offer  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 May, 2017, 03:08:56 pm
haha....it's not that kind of spinning....it's just stalls with all kinds of stuff with bars at regular intervals to avoid dehydration (and to help you empty your wallet). It was proper good last year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 May, 2017, 07:47:57 am
Suffice to say it was wet, but not that wet...or cold for that matter: Rain jacket, rainlegs, sandals [sealskins socks after dark  8) ]. Grey Sheep, Hotblack and Andy C33 already installed having minimised exposure to the wet stuff.

That jazz band was there, making for shouty conversation for a bit, a selfie was taken, Colchester Brewery's Smuggler's Ale got my vote, but the Black Prince was good too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 May, 2017, 07:54:15 am
... That jazz band was there, making for shouty conversation ...

aka The Conversation Killers  ::-)

By the way, I have just emailed RAW Mudflaps with some design ideas and asked if they would knock up some proofs.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 May, 2017, 08:23:36 am
Kudos for those that went out last night, I know it was warmish as Tomsk points out but that rain was rather persistent! I genuinely could bare the thought of it after a day in the office and getting stuck on the train home!

That band seems to be a regular Wednesday night fixture. I reckon OD once upset the folk in the pub and made it known there is a ride every Wednesday so they decided better safe then sorry  :P

 :thumbsup: on the flaps, I will need new mudguards for my new wheels/tyres so might even move away from the Carpet tiles....although I will likely stick with the piece of Cow for the front.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 May, 2017, 10:08:08 am
Re mudflaps, at the risk of pissing off the wider yacf community with yet another Mid-Essex thread I have started a separate thread dedicated to ACME mudflaps (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=103220.msg2169082#new)  :thumbsup:   ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 May, 2017, 10:35:10 am
Could we potentially make that thread an ACME merchandise thread?

I'm probably going to arrange another order for some Jerseys sometime in June and it would be quite good to wrap it into the same thread once the Flaps are done.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 May, 2017, 11:36:40 am
I believe I saw the BFC on my ride to the station this morning. We exchanged a wave as I was cresting Chipping Hill and he was about to descend  :thumbsup: ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 May, 2017, 11:43:10 am
I normally bump into him along the Little Braxted road in the Dark. My retina's are usually just about recovered by the time I get back to Tiptree  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 18 May, 2017, 11:44:28 am
That band seems to be a regular Wednesday night fixture. I reckon OD once upset the folk in the pub and made it known there is a ride every Wednesday so they decided better safe then sorry  :P


That band are there the middle Wednesday each month apparently (that's what they said between the louder bits), also as an extra they'll be there for the upcoming Three Elms beer festival on the next bank holiday.

The pubs web site did have last nights event listed, so for future visits to this pub perhaps the forward planning dictatorship could check. Nothing against Jazz, but it does make conversation and general piss taking much harder work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 18 May, 2017, 11:47:33 am
I normally bump into him along the Little Braxted road in the Dark. My retina's are usually just about recovered by the time I get back to Tiptree  ;D

Sounds like I was fortunate to come across him during daylight hours  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 May, 2017, 11:54:44 am
Could we potentially make that thread an ACME merchandise thread?

I'm probably going to arrange another order for some Jerseys sometime in June and it would be quite good to wrap it into the same thread once the Flaps are done.

Sorted.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 May, 2017, 08:51:52 am
Mrs Tippers has given me a provisional pass for a potential trip to somewhere a bit hillier next year as long as it is not in school holiday time. I have started putting together a document with some information about my 'Vaterland' to present it as an option to Y'all.

For now I'll just park this little seed of a cobbled beauty in your minds....
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/81e68cb34ef25ddb65d977ace1c85a52/tumblr_o2htknmYVv1ru46leo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 May, 2017, 09:24:39 am
Blimey  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 May, 2017, 09:35:30 am
Cool.

Made me think of a couple of quotes ...

"After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb." - Nelson Mandela, obviously in support of your potential trip.

"On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects" - Karl Marx, a fan of the flatlands!


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 May, 2017, 10:00:41 am
Count me very much in  :thumbsup:

I love hills.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 May, 2017, 06:34:49 pm
On Wednesday I met up with Edwin Knight, [Penny Farthing builder and racer, VCC chap and organiser of the forthcoming Bike Bicentenary Festival at Good Easter on 15/16th July - I'll start a thread sometime soon]. He's looking for a tall, long-legged rider to commit to training for the Penny Farthing World Championships in 2018.

Why tall and lanky? 'Cos you can build a bigger wheel - higher gear=faster...He has sourced titanium axled aluminium hubs, alu rims and all sorts of trick bits the Victorians couldn't have dreamt of - clearly this is a serious bid for an Essex World Champion!

Any ACME rider fit the bill? Get in touch and I'll pass you onto the Directeur Sportif.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 May, 2017, 07:16:51 pm
Mmmh. Tall, lanky, enjoys a stupid challenge on two wheels...we haven't got someone like that have we ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 26 May, 2017, 09:34:59 pm
Think a few (hundred) reps of tmnh would be needed prior to that.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 May, 2017, 10:48:38 pm
Mmmh. Tall, lanky, enjoys a stupid challenge on two wheels...we haven't got someone like that have we ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 27 May, 2017, 07:00:07 pm
Mmmh. Tall, lanky, enjoys a stupid challenge on two wheels...we haven't got someone like that have we ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 May, 2017, 10:04:19 am
I was wondering if adding blocks of wood (or carbon arrangement for weight saving) might open the field up to more potential... perhaps the other resident TT'er of smaller stature..?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 May, 2017, 08:54:50 pm
Short cranks facilitate pushing an even bigger wheel. Looking at stuff about the early racers, they either were very tall or could spin blindingly fast. Do both and you're unbeatable.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Kim on 28 May, 2017, 08:58:20 pm
An ability to bounce probably helps...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 May, 2017, 05:08:13 am
Hello, this Friday (2nd) I'm taking a day off and plan the ride my Moletrap Loop (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/21629932) which includes lunch at The Moletrap pub (http://www.themoletrap.co.uk/Welcome.html) (can you see where I got the name for the ride from?)  I'm aiming to set off from Witham at about 6 to 6:30am if anyone fancies joining me for some or all of the route.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 30 May, 2017, 07:26:57 pm
Hello, this Friday (2nd) I'm taking a day off and plan the ride my Moletrap Loop (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/21629932) which includes lunch at The Moletrap pub (http://www.themoletrap.co.uk/Welcome.html) (can you see where I got the name for the ride from?)  I'm aiming to set off from Witham at about 6 to 6:30am if anyone fancies joining me for some or all of the route.
I love the Moletrap, reminds me very much of The Cats at Woodham Walter


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 30 May, 2017, 08:28:31 pm
On Wednesday I met up with Edwin Knight, [Penny Farthing builder and racer, VCC chap and organiser of the forthcoming Bike Bicentenary Festival at Good Easter on 15/16th July - I'll start a thread sometime soon]. He's looking for a tall, long-legged rider to commit to training for the Penny Farthing World Championships in 2018.

Why tall and lanky? 'Cos you can build a bigger wheel - higher gear=faster...He has sourced titanium axled aluminium hubs, alu rims and all sorts of trick bits the Victorians couldn't have dreamt of - clearly this is a serious bid for an Essex World Champion!

Any ACME rider fit the bill? Get in touch and I'll pass you onto the Directeur Sportif.

I know a penny farthing builder in Chelmsford - he works in our upstairs office. A few observations of the modern incarnations of the "Ordinary bicycle":
The tyres are solid, and do not have the grip of those new fangled pneumatic things.
The bigger wheel whilst being capable of going faster are also higher to fall from.
The best braking set up is rear brake only - fitting an effective front brake is almost certain to result in a face plant from a great height. The brakes are crap, but anything better will put the rider in A&E.
They are bastards to ride uphill, and lethal to ride downhill. I have ridden escort to a few of them and the amount of time/distance they walked was  impressive ( Chelmsford to Littley Green ).
I have ridden a few, in our garage at work. I will stick to the new fangled "Safety bicycle".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 May, 2017, 10:10:06 pm
So you're keen to give it a go then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 31 May, 2017, 01:56:58 pm
So you're keen to give it a go then?

I thought you were a more likely candidate; tall, lanky, keen on cycling, enjoys new challenges, just the ride side of the sanity divide - it all fits  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 May, 2017, 03:20:47 pm
So you're keen to give it a go then?

I thought you were a more likely candidate; tall, lanky, keen on cycling, enjoys new challenges, just the ride side of the sanity divide - it all fits  :thumbsup:

It might all fit except for the fact that I don't like hurting myself - I'm a bit of a coward!  And as BFC points out the chances of ending up in A&E are very high  :hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 June, 2017, 10:10:34 am
Yesterday evening myself, Andy C33333333333333333 and huggy set off from Spa Road and proceeded in a southerly direction picking up Grey Sheep atop TMNH.  After descending over some kitty litter from Danbury we were re-grouping at a junction when we were passed by a fast moving blur which proved to be jibers.

We followed huggy's route into Chelmsford until jibers thought it best to show us the A&N roundabout which he had earlier insisted we avoid.  Eventually we found the Railway Tavern where I amused myself by loading Fred into one of the high altitude bike racks positioned by the station.

Tom's mate Ed and a couple of his friends were there with a penny farthing and The Socialable which is a side by side tandem.  The pub landlady was persuaded to try it, the video is on the group's FB page.

Whilst huggy updated us on developments in the Land of Huggy we speculated where Tomsk was, it transpired he had been caught out by the last minute change of plan and was waiting for us at The Endeavour.  When Tomsk eventually joined us he reported the pub was a fine establishment, and he had found some bike parking too  ::-)

The evening was so mild we sat outside.  All very pleasant and civilised.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 June, 2017, 10:12:30 am
Oh sorry, 'fandango was there too!  We see him so infrequently he is easy to forget  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 01 June, 2017, 12:40:02 pm
Yesterday evening myself, Andy C33333333333333333 and huggy set off from Spa Road and proceeded in a southerly direction picking up Grey Sheep atop TMNH.  After descending over some kitty litter from Danbury we were re-grouping at a junction when we were passed by a fast moving blur which proved to be jibers.

We followed huggy's route into Chelmsford until jibers thought it best to show us the A&N roundabout which he had earlier insisted we avoid.  Eventually we found the Railway Tavern where I amused myself by loading Fred into one of the high altitude bike racks positioned by the station.

Tom's mate Ed and a couple of his friends were there with a penny farthing and The Socialable which is a side by side tandem.  The pub landlady was persuaded to try it, the video is on the group's FB page.

Whilst huggy updated us on developments in the Land of Huggy we speculated where Tomsk was, it transpired he had been caught out by the last minute change of plan and was waiting for us at The Endeavour.  When Tomsk eventually joined us he reported the pub was a fine establishment, and he had found some bike parking too  ::-)

The evening was so mild we sat outside.  All very pleasant and civilised.

I passed Tomsk going the opposite direction in Felsted


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 June, 2017, 01:55:38 pm
Yesterday evening myself, Andy C33333333333333333 and huggy set off from Spa Road and proceeded in a southerly direction picking up Grey Sheep atop TMNH.  After descending over some kitty litter from Danbury we were re-grouping at a junction when we were passed by a fast moving blur which proved to be jibers.

We followed huggy's route into Chelmsford until jibers thought it best to show us the A&N roundabout which he had earlier insisted we avoid.  Eventually we found the Railway Tavern where I amused myself by loading Fred into one of the high altitude bike racks positioned by the station.

Tom's mate Ed and a couple of his friends were there with a penny farthing and The Socialable which is a side by side tandem.  The pub landlady was persuaded to try it, the video is on the group's FB page.

Whilst huggy updated us on developments in the Land of Huggy we speculated where Tomsk was, it transpired he had been caught out by the last minute change of plan and was waiting for us at The Endeavour.  When Tomsk eventually joined us he reported the pub was a fine establishment, and he had found some bike parking too  ::-)

The evening was so mild we sat outside.  All very pleasant and civilised.

https://youtu.be/v-M8-w7mX80

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 June, 2017, 02:19:09 pm
Good snaps jibers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 June, 2017, 06:18:20 pm
So what's open on a Sunday morning between 06:00 & 07:30 between Manningtree & Colchester / TipTree??

ETA: BP Garage on Mersea Rd opens 06:00 & 24hr McD in Maldon seem to fit the bill for my return leg home!  :thumbsup:
http://www.bp.com/en_za/on-the-road/south-africa/find-your-nearest-bp.html?stationid=4434
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 June, 2017, 07:33:26 pm
My application to upgrade to AUK Level 3 Organiser has been accepted!  :thumbsup: I have been officially certified.

Thank you Tedshred for being my ACME advocate and John Ward [Perm.Sec.] for being my mentor  :thumbsup:

I can now think about organising a 1000km for 2018 - using the Gavin & Stacey route as the basis for this, means the sting will be in the middle, not the tail  ;D

June is the most likely month, July, August and September already have provisionally planned 1000km+ events - Super-Pre-Qualifiers for PBP 2019??  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 June, 2017, 05:55:07 am
ACME Winter Brevet Populaire Series:

The next deadline for events before 01-12-2017 is 1st July

At least two of the next Winter Series ought to get in the planner soon, if not all 4. Are we going to repeat the routes and running order, or try new routes, mix the order up? Perhaps a fourth organiser to join Huggy, ted and myself? Something to talk about next Wednesday???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 June, 2017, 03:34:08 pm
I can now think about organising a 1000km for 2018 - using the Gavin & Stacey route as the basis for this, means the sting will be in the middle, not the tail  ;D

June is the most likely month, July, August and September already have provisionally planned 1000km+ events - Super-Pre-Qualifiers for PBP 2019??  ::-)
  :thumbsup: Congrats Tom

I can now think about organising a 1000km for 2018 - using the Gavin & Stacey route as the basis for this, means the sting will be in the middle, not the tail  ;D

After doing the ride and then doing some driving around Wales I better start dropping several stone  ;D
Of all of it though I would have to say the road out of Pontypridd on a return leg would be the worst of it, I actually stopped on the way down the hill to consider my options and decided falling off the bike was preferable to slipping over in my shoes. An arse over the back of the saddle type mountain bike descent followed, it was quite terrifying and I'm not usually to scared of a steep hill.

Making some notes on it this week and we can have a catch up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 June, 2017, 09:38:40 pm
Making some notes on it this week and we can have a catch up.

Thanks, super!  :thumbsup:

That descent was a little scary in a car too, but if you look at a map, there is a main road hill-dodger's long-cut...[A468 & A4058, dual-carriageway, but the latter bypassed by the parallel A470 up the valley to Pontypridd]. But, we Flatlanders go to Wales for the SCENERY!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 06 June, 2017, 11:36:01 am
 ;D This is true...and the more main roads are bloody busy in Wales!

I walked twice on the way up to Eglwysilan Common, once a bit further down when I skidded in Cowsh*t on a steep bit  :facepalm: and the next not far before the Top when I just decided I needed a little rest from the pedals  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 June, 2017, 09:27:58 pm
To all ACME members: I need a dedicated helper or several for 'Saxons' on 1st/2nd July:

I could do with a someone for the start, to run the kitchen - just tea/coffee n' biscuits/cake, then a couple to add to the three we already have [plus myself] for the candle-lit supper. The kitchen is covered thanks to super-star helpers the two hoots and Agi, [fhoot and Agi did this last year, so know the ropes] but a desk-jockey and bike-parking supervisor would be good [these two could change roles every so often].

We have an overflow sleeping area this year at St Mary's Centre, so an extra helper to cover this too, maybe?

PM/email me or see me at the pub tomorrow or next week...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 June, 2017, 08:44:02 am
It's moving weekend for the Tipper Clan so I can't make any other commitments this year  >:(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 June, 2017, 09:03:24 am
I'm afraid I'll be out of the running also as I'm in Europe that week on the bike...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 June, 2017, 09:43:17 am
I will try do the night shift again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 June, 2017, 10:48:36 am
So an eventful night last night, Earlier forecasts during the week for heavy rain turned out to be correct - the light rain turned in to heavy 5 mins down the road, an hour of it all the way back to Chelmsford plus 4 stops to try and fix my aerobar pad which was jolted when I hit a submerged pot hole...

I see there might have been some adventures had by the 'A' peloton as they headed back East... anything to report chaps?  ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 08 June, 2017, 11:15:10 am
Me and Carlos decided to get "close" at Spar road roundabout. It was only a matter of time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 June, 2017, 11:37:23 am
Me and Carlos decided to get "close" at Spar road roundabout. It was only a matter of time.
:o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 June, 2017, 12:34:12 pm
Me and Carlos decided to get "close" at Spar road roundabout. It was only a matter of time.

I turned right at slow speed just as Andy C33 was stealthily coming alongside :facepalm:

He`s a bit skinny as a landing pad, no injuries, just a broken sti lever.

Funnily enough I`d just told Oaky that I hadn`t fallen off in a while.

Er, if anyone has a right Shimano 11 speed lever going cheap, I`d be very grateful ;D


 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 June, 2017, 12:42:06 pm
Me and Carlos decided to get "close" at Spar road roundabout. It was only a matter of time.

I turned right at slow speed just as Andy C33 was stealthily coming alongside :facepalm:

He`s a bit skinny as a landing pad, no injuries, just a broken sti lever.

Funnily enough I`d just told Oaky that I hadn`t fallen off in a while.

Er, if anyone has a right Shimano 11 speed lever going cheap, I`d be very grateful ;D

That makes a change from turning left in front of people... LOL
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 June, 2017, 01:46:58 pm
 :o Blimey....glad I was flying Solo on the way home....Christ that was a long way, don't know how you do that so often Tomsk!

I had about 18k of the heavy rain in the end and I was feeling pretty cold between Terling and Witham but warmed up again on the way up Braxted hill. I remembered how much I hate wearing rain gear with short sleeves, most of the cold was coming from the fact I had been sweating inside the shell and did not have anything to soak it up.

Got home to Pie and chips in the warming drawer for me...ah well, would have been rude not to! :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 June, 2017, 02:20:58 pm
Me and Carlos decided to get "close" at Spar road roundabout. It was only a matter of time.

I turned right at slow speed just as Andy C33 was stealthily coming alongside :facepalm:

He`s a bit skinny as a landing pad, no injuries, just a broken sti lever.

Funnily enough I`d just told Oaky that I hadn`t fallen off in a while.

Er, if anyone has a right Shimano 11 speed lever going cheap, I`d be very grateful ;D

That makes a change from turning left in front of people... LOL

I like to keep you boys on your toes ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 June, 2017, 03:55:22 pm
Bit of a bargain at Malcom's at the moment, Schwalbe 1 Pro Tubeless 700x28c which I bought from Germany the other week at £33 each - he has for £28 a tyre (unboxed but new).  :thumbsup:  I've just bought 3 for stock...

https://thecycleclinic.co.uk/products/schwable-one-tubeless-tl-easy-folding-tyre-700x28c-622-28mm-hs448

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 June, 2017, 04:18:47 pm
Bit of a bargain at Malcom's at the moment, Schwalbe 1 Pro Tubeless 700x28c which I bought from Germany the other week at £33 each - he has for £28 a tyre (unboxed but new).  :thumbsup:  I've just bought 3 for stock...

https://thecycleclinic.co.uk/products/schwable-one-tubeless-tl-easy-folding-tyre-700x28c-622-28mm-hs448

Thank`s for the heads up jiber, I might pick up a couple with some tubeless supplies when I collect the shifter body he`s just ordered for me. £34, 1/4 the price of a new shifter, he`s pretty good you know :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 June, 2017, 04:22:15 pm
Bit of a bargain at Malcom's at the moment, Schwalbe 1 Pro Tubeless 700x28c which I bought from Germany the other week at £33 each - he has for £28 a tyre (unboxed but new).  :thumbsup:  I've just bought 3 for stock...

https://thecycleclinic.co.uk/products/schwable-one-tubeless-tl-easy-folding-tyre-700x28c-622-28mm-hs448

Thank`s for the heads up jiber, I might pick up a couple with some tubeless supplies when I collect the shifter body he`s just ordered for me. £34, 1/3rd the price of a new shifter, he`s pretty good you know :thumbsup:

He had 12 left 30 mins ago....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 June, 2017, 01:43:16 pm
I'm surprised some one hasn't been captured in action in Essex... where James and his action cam when you need him!

http://road.cc/content/news/224205-video-cyclists-stumble-across-couple-going-it-hammer-and-tongs
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 June, 2017, 02:10:39 am
So - how come the "Darth Oaky"  pic hasn't surfaced yet?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 June, 2017, 08:49:06 am
It's on strava... the quick image hosting I was using to post stuff on here has decided to terminate it's service, so I'm a bit stuck as to where to host easily now...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 June, 2017, 08:55:53 am
It's on strava... the quick image hosting I was using to post stuff on here has decided to terminate it's service, so I'm a bit stuck as to where to host easily now...

Photobucket.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 June, 2017, 08:57:31 am
It's on strava... the quick image hosting I was using to post stuff on here has decided to terminate it's service, so I'm a bit stuck as to where to host easily now...

Oh lordy, I wish I hadn't looked.  I know I shouldn't ask but ... why?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 June, 2017, 02:44:26 pm
It's on strava... the quick image hosting I was using to post stuff on here has decided to terminate it's service, so I'm a bit stuck as to where to host easily now...

Photobucket.

I moved from PB as it was getting harder and harder to get a picture on there without being bombarded with ads!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 June, 2017, 02:48:47 pm
So where is ted with the write up???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 June, 2017, 04:27:13 pm
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 June, 2017, 04:32:11 pm
(https://s20.postimg.org/p2k6m90ah/IMG_20170614_231048.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/p2k6m90ah/)

Still not as good as ...

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 June, 2017, 11:29:56 am
So where is ted with the write up???

As if by magic, Ted appeared.

Summer beer festivals tend to bring out MEMWNS types in numbers and the Sun's beer festival on Wednesday was no exception.

I arrived a little later than planned and was confused by the apparent lack of bikes in the car park.  I then heard some sort of insult being thrown in my direction (it was in Northern so I couldn't really understand what was being said), it turned out that everyone had decided to sit in the beer garden next to their steeds.

Around the table I found Three Buffs, Kaiser Wilhelm, Jonny Faro, Hotblack, Jiberjaber, Tippers, Tomsk and two other chaps (apologies I completely forgot to find out their forum names in all the excitement of being back out on a Wednesday evening).

It was beer festival rules which meant a night off for the Award Winner - but I did make him carry my drink over from the bar just to keep his hand in.  Everyone seemed to like Cunning Stunt by Fuzzy Duck so that can have the Quaffers' Choice Award.  Poor old Jiber was in meltdown with the number of beers on offer.  Once he had got hold of a full list of beers he ordered them geographically - north to south, then he ordered them alphabetically and finally by strength.  By the time he had completed his spreadsheet and applied his beer tasting algorithm he looked ready to explode.  Somehow or other he not only managed to sample a fair number but also to tweet about every different beer he tried as well.  It's fun to watch him work it all out methodically and it keeps him quiet, so a double bonus really.

Meanwhile Tsar Nicholas II had decided to disguise himself as ET, the bit where ET isn't very well and has a blanket over him.  Fortunately, at the same time he also went to sit at a neighbouring table so it didn't necessarily look like he was with us.

The usual high level discussions took place.  These days it's all fixie chat which everyone loves.

As we readied ourselves to leave, Hotblack treated us to one of his light shows.  When I shut my eyes I can still see the array of lights at the front of his bike.  The Witham peloton must look like some sort of low level UFO as it hoons around the lanes of Essex late at night.

These long warm evenings are the best we have in the year so it was nice to be able to ride home in sandals and not even have to put on my comedy socks.  Hopefully we can fit in a couple of more miles less beer rides before the inexorable descent into shorter evenings.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 June, 2017, 11:44:31 am
That's better isn't it?   Normality restored.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 June, 2017, 06:11:52 pm
Mr Blackmore asks about a winter ACME Jersey order...I'll get onto this sometime in July! Food for thought.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 16 June, 2017, 06:25:59 pm
Just bought a set of Blackmore North hill bib tights, very very good

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 June, 2017, 08:09:18 am
Mr Blackmore asks about a winter ACME Jersey order...I'll get onto this sometime in July! Food for thought.

I'd quite like a gilet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 June, 2017, 08:22:06 am
I'm sure ted will be along shortly with his silvery words, crafted by a pen made from the feathers of the rarest and most beautiful of doves but in the meantime ...

Yesterday evening was my first "proper" fixed ride and myself and BJ managed not to make a fool ourselves.  Despite some COR and roads covered in kitty litter we did okay.  I even managed farting on a fixed gear machine - not once but twice  :smug:

We had a splendid turnout complete with Paul and Toby from Witham Cycling ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpsk5o2pdih.jpg)

The Compasses was as smashing as always, could there be a betterer way to celebrate the Summer Solstice?


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 June, 2017, 11:34:32 am
What a happy band of brothers we are in OD's picture - taken by the in-house photographer, yet another invaluable service offered at our Spiritual Home the CLG.

The night began for me with a very flat front tyre.  As I run all my steeds on tubeless, this was a worry but I re-inflated the tyre and it was still solid this morning, I have no idea what happened there.  So it was that I didn't reach Spa until 8.45 and the CLG until after 9.

I arrived to find a larger than usual assembly.  There is something to be said for the combination of warm nights and pubs not too far from Witham, as the last two weeks have demonstrated.  OD, Huggy, GavinSSN, Hotblack, the Hustler, Sid James, Psyclist and old face Oros were all in the beer garden sampling Essex Blondes.  We also had a number of first timers and I assumed that the flash bikes on display were theirs, but no, Huggy and OD had been shopping and the Hustler had finally brought out his fabby new fixed machine. 

It used to be that only Tomsk and Oaky were zen enough to ride fixed, now it is pretty much the standard. Even gear fixated OD has succumbed and seems to be enjoying having a BJ (yurk yurk).  He has taken instantly to riding fixed to the extent that he was offering a masterclass on how to break wind on a fixie, he would go down a storm in Hackney.

In the balmy air there was really no option but to stick with Essex Blonde which therefore took the Quaffers' Choice by way of a walkover. 

Talk was on training (or not) for LEL and volunteering for LEL.  That was until we discovered the war of attrition that is raging in the ACME Anvils chapter.  It seems that Sid James and the Straggler are locked in a no holds barred, winner takes all competition for the coveted ACME oil can.  If I say that they are so focused on points that Sid had turned last night into a DIY 200, then that gives some indication as to how serious it is.  I did note that Psyclist was keeping quiet at that point so I suspect he has a fair few points stashed away himself.

By the time we left the temperature was still in the high teens and I was still comfortable in sandals and short sleeves when I reached the cool of the coast at 1.30ish.  Midsummer rocks.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 June, 2017, 11:45:59 am

The night began for me with a very flat front tyre.  As I run all my steeds on tubeless, this was a worry but I re-inflated the tyre and it was still solid this morning, I have no idea what happened there.  So it was that I didn't reach Spa until 8.45 and the CLG until after 9.

:o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 June, 2017, 11:47:14 am
quite a bit after 9  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 June, 2017, 11:56:48 am
quite a bit after 9  :facepalm:

He was all hot and bothered when he arrived. And there's something odd going on with his facial hair ...

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpsl8uqewzf.jpg)

I think he needs some advice from Oaky who currently seems to be the cat's whiskers when it comes to whiskers.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 22 June, 2017, 12:01:32 pm
I did note that Psyclist was keeping quiet at that point so I suspect he has a fair few points stashed away himself.

I'm ok on the AAA points front, but can't compete with the seemingly semi-retired for those other types of point to which flatlanders aspire  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 June, 2017, 12:42:13 pm
quite a bit after 9  :facepalm:

He was all hot and bothered when he arrived. And there's something odd going on with his facial hair ...


I think he needs some advice from Oaky who currently seems to be the cat's whiskers when it comes to whiskers.

It's all gone today and I am back to my smooth and debonair self.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 June, 2017, 10:51:30 pm
So Saturday shows a morning coffee session, in true form, the instigator is planning to be elsewhere... So is there still any interest? I don't mind riding to a coffee shop somewhere instead....?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 June, 2017, 06:15:02 am
So Saturday shows a morning coffee session, in true form, the instigator is planning to be elsewhere... So is there still any interest? I don't mind riding to a coffee shop somewhere instead....?

Yes, sorry about that  ::-)   ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 June, 2017, 10:04:10 am
I'm out now as well. I am going to be sitting on the sofa watching the All Blacks (with a beer) and then I'll be house clearing....just days left to finish that job and as usual after the big bits the small bits take the most time  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2017, 10:12:40 am
I'm out now as well. I am going to be sitting on the sofa watching the All Blacks (with a beer) and then I'll be house clearing....just days left to finish that job and as usual after the big bits the small bits take the most time  :'(

By the time the Lions get going you will be hiding behind the sofa  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 June, 2017, 11:53:58 am
I'm out now as well. I am going to be sitting on the sofa watching the All Blacks (with a beer) and then I'll be house clearing....just days left to finish that job and as usual after the big bits the small bits take the most time  :'(

By the time the Lions get going you will be hiding behind the sofa  ;D
What, in 4 years time?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 June, 2017, 12:00:45 pm
No, as soon as the ref starts penalising the All Blacks for their quaint southern hemisphere scrummaging  8)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 June, 2017, 12:08:13 pm
So Saturday shows a morning coffee session, in true form, the instigator is planning to be elsewhere... So is there still any interest? I don't mind riding to a coffee shop somewhere instead....?

I'll be in my new 'home away from home', Wessex. Last in the series for me, the Dorset Coast perm option. Apart from the hills, the challenge will be to finish in time to get an early-ish evening train back. That and getting to Waterloo by 6:30am.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 June, 2017, 12:22:21 pm
No, as soon as the ref starts penalising the All Blacks for their quaint southern hemisphere scrummaging  8)
;D
The sooner you Northern Hemisphere goons realise that it's no longer about keeping it in the pack and you can substitute size for technique (and brains) the more chance you will have of catching up with the Southern Hemisphere New Zealand.

Good luck though...I suspect if you are going to win any tests you better start with the first one I suspect
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 June, 2017, 12:30:10 pm
Does egg chasing legitimately come under the ACME Miscellany banner???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 June, 2017, 12:39:11 pm
Does egg chasing legitimately come under the ACME Miscellany banner???
Ted started it but it's closed now anyway.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 24 June, 2017, 05:43:37 pm
Slightly off topic but any Witham based acme folk want a couple of 29inch presta inner tubes. I no longer have a suitable bike so if you want them they're yours. Might be out Wednesday depending on target location
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 26 June, 2017, 08:22:04 am
I have this morning broken 1000 km for the year to date. It's slightly down on previous years.  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 June, 2017, 10:41:37 am
Are you missing a Zero on there Del?  ;D

Hope you are well!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 28 June, 2017, 04:37:01 pm
Anyone else here planning to enter the velogames fantasy Tour de France?  Thread here:- https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=103743.0
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 June, 2017, 08:59:13 am
Once upon a time in a far away frozen kingdom there lived a young princeling with a dream.  He dreamt of living in a place of sunshine, full of new creatures and men who kept their tops on when the temperature got above freezing, a land where eating a parmo with a fork was not considered snobbish - either that or he wanted to be a wizard.

Forty summers have passed since he dreamt those dreams and the princeling is now a proper grown up with a beard and everything.  Hogwarts never did send that owl but he clung onto his dreams.

Now, as he travels  through the lanes of Essex on one of his increasingly expensive stable of bikes with the perpetual sunshine warming his back, his mind is never far away from his one true love.  When he met Annette he was smitten, he couldn't imagine living a second more without her.  The fact that Annette was an Alpaca just made it all the more thrilling.

Jiber's new love was not the only exciting news at the Monkey last night however.

I arrived on time just behind George V to find that everyone else was already in situ and suspiciously far into their pints for people who were supposed to be arriving at 9.  It seems that more miles less beer may have been misread by OD.  As well as OD we had Tippers, Hotblack, Huggy, the Lord Jiber, the Anarchist, Slipgate, psyclist and Oros.  The other exciting news was that it was Slipgate's 40th birthday.  OD did try to buy him a pickled egg with a candle in it but the Monkey has gone posh so the best they could probably have done was a truffle with some foie gras shaped into a 40.

Before the talk descended into what Jiber and Annette get up to, we covered Alpine adventures, the Fridays' ride and luggage combinations. We then had a heated debate about forward planning

As we stuck to one beer again all night, the Quaffers' Choice was another walkover, this one in favour of Mighty Oak's Maldon Gold. Slipgate went off piste with a Birra Moretti and Hotblack and the Kaiser went rogue at the end with cocktails (probably, they were huddled at the bar and we couldn't see what they were up to).

It was noticeably colder arriving and leaving.  That long mile home almost made us feel bad for pscylist as he trudged back across the county.

Another big night for the fixed wheel chapter.  If Jiber hadn't been so keen to show of his very smart new steed, it would have been only two riders with gears.

Chelmsford beer festival next week.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 June, 2017, 09:14:02 am
(https://i.imgbox.com/PqhR1VvS.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/PqhR1VvS)
(https://i.imgbox.com/U3pVWG5v.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/U3pVWG5v)
(https://i.imgbox.com/KT2qaZpQ.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/KT2qaZpQ)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 June, 2017, 09:25:45 am
I never did get to fondle Annette - something to look forward to.

Another good turn out and the icing on the cake being the splendid ride report from The Bard  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 June, 2017, 09:02:24 am
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l160/stevenr_01/Mobile%20Uploads/FullSizeRender_zpsk5o2pdih.jpg)

I wondered what was going on here ^^^ and it would appear Photobucket want $399 to upgrade my account so I can do third party hosting.  I don't mind paying some money but not that much.  Who do you use for posting photos on yacf and how much does it cost?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: trekker12 on 30 June, 2017, 09:59:50 am
imgur.com

It's free

There's a similar conversation going on here
https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=103837.0
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 June, 2017, 10:08:28 am
imgur.com

It's free

There's a similar conversation going on here
https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=103837.0

Thanking you.

I don't necessarily think web things should be free, and I know web companies who provide free services generate revenue from advertising.  I wouldn't mind paying £20 to £30 a year for a Photobucket stylee service but $400 is just daft.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 30 June, 2017, 10:59:23 am
I just use the webspace associated with my domain hosting, which costs the princely sum of £15 a year.

It is slighty more complex to upload stuff than a dedicated photo hosting site (I never did get round to working out how to do it from my phone fro example).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 July, 2017, 11:02:22 am
Anyone else here planning to enter the velogames fantasy Tour de France?  Thread here:- https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=103743.0
Team Helmet Hair Heroics is registered
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 July, 2017, 05:33:52 pm
I have a Red Letter Day voucher to use so I had a flick through what I could spend it on, this came up - https://www.wibblers.co.uk/tours-a-experiences
The 'Be a Brewer for the Day' experience with a mini-pin a week later  :thumbsup:
I know we have talked about visiting Wibblers before, this may be the opportunity! Anyone else fancy being a brewer for the day?!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 July, 2017, 10:14:43 am
Random cycling route idea based on the Arrivée of yesterday's TdF stage (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Longwy,+France/Tipperary,+Ireland/@53.9463775,-15.3546498,5.11z/data=!4m19!4m18!1m10!1m1!1s0x47eac87163779663:0x40a5fb99a3afa40!2m2!1d5.761773!2d49.519919!3m4!1m2!1d-5.0780708!2d51.7074594!3s0x48693c858e73c81f:0xe5f2ca6671e65f9!1m5!1m1!1s0x485cb268aa4c3a95:0xa00c7a997317560!2m2!1d-8.1544426!2d52.4747264!3e1?hl=en[/url)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 July, 2017, 10:37:02 am
Random cycling route idea based on the Arrivée of yesterday's TdF stage (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Longwy,+France/Tipperary,+Ireland/@53.9463775,-15.3546498,5.11z/data=!4m19!4m18!1m10!1m1!1s0x47eac87163779663:0x40a5fb99a3afa40!2m2!1d5.761773!2d49.519919!3m4!1m2!1d-5.0780708!2d51.7074594!3s0x48693c858e73c81f:0xe5f2ca6671e65f9!1m5!1m1!1s0x485cb268aa4c3a95:0xa00c7a997317560!2m2!1d-8.1544426!2d52.4747264!3e1?hl=en[/url)

 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 July, 2017, 04:48:55 pm
650B wheels are with DPD and should be with me tomorrow......woohooo. I had decided that I will do LEL on the 700C but considering that the replacement rim is still outstanding I suspect I should get Cosy with the 650B. Now the question is Tubeless or not....lets see how these WTB tyres go and if there is even room for Guards around the 47mm of tan wall goodness.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 06 July, 2017, 08:22:32 am
Discussed with a few last night, I am planning to do a test ride (too early for a helpers' ride) of my Essex R&R 215km route for August this coming Saturday.
The route here (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/22837825)
I have purchased my virtual brevet and will enter the DIY by GPS later.  If anyone in addition to Grey Sheep and BFC would like to join me the plan is to start at the Labour Hall in Witham at 8am and trundle round on an 11 hour-ish schedule, possibly visiting Wibblers brewery in Southminster for a late morning refreshment.  Lunch is traditionally taken in Maldon on this ride but we'll see how we go.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 July, 2017, 08:24:33 am
650B wheels are with DPD and should be with me tomorrow......woohooo. I had decided that I will do LEL on the 700C but considering that the replacement rim is still outstanding I suspect I should get Cosy with the 650B. Now the question is Tubeless or not....lets see how these WTB tyres go and if there is even room for Guards around the 47mm of tan wall goodness.

Interesting!  I'd like to see this set up and some point.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 July, 2017, 10:58:14 am
(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/received_10154596669580671.jpeg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/received_10154596669580671.jpeg)
Must find the boxes with tools and spares. Might ride this for Hereward if the weather looks half decent.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 July, 2017, 11:22:04 am
Looks very good Tippers. I'm sure that'll be a joy to ride.

Difficult to tell in the photo, but is the black valve cap missing on the front wheel ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 July, 2017, 12:16:13 pm
Looks very good Tippers. I'm sure that'll be a joy to ride.

Difficult to tell in the photo, but is the black valve cap missing on the front wheel ...

Mate, get yourself to Specsavers if you think that's all that's missing   ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 July, 2017, 12:29:02 pm
Looks very good Tippers. I'm sure that'll be a joy to ride.

Difficult to tell in the photo, but is the black valve cap missing on the front wheel ...
You are correct....I was holding that for the picture to decide if I was going with or without.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 July, 2017, 12:43:58 pm
Looks very good Tippers. I'm sure that'll be a joy to ride.

Difficult to tell in the photo, but is the black valve cap missing on the front wheel ...
You are correct....I was holding that for the picture to decide if I was going with or without.

Standards are clearly slipping in the ACME peloton. huggy is still riding round with untrained and uncapped mudguard stays.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 July, 2017, 01:03:51 pm
Looks very good Tippers. I'm sure that'll be a joy to ride.

Difficult to tell in the photo, but is the black valve cap missing on the front wheel ...
You are correct....I was holding that for the picture to decide if I was going with or without.

Standards are clearly slipping in the ACME peloton. huggy is still riding round with untrained and uncapped mudguard stays.
Only on the front, the back is now regulation.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 July, 2017, 01:06:21 pm
(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/received_10154596669580671.jpeg) (http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/received_10154596669580671.jpeg)
Must find the boxes with tools and spares. Might ride this for Hereward if the weather looks half decent.

Chain's a bit...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 July, 2017, 01:25:04 pm
Chain's a bit...
...lightweight and aero pedals...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 July, 2017, 04:57:02 pm
I had a short ride on the Croix last night with the WTB Horizons on it to 'brake' in the new pads and rotors. Luckily there is a perfect little hill right by the house for this kind of activity now (which you will all see when I invite you around after our Garden is sorted in August). I had put the sealant in but not done much spinning to get it distributed so there was  a bit of leakage which I did not take care of before riding. The tryes felt a little sluggish but not too bad once moving and they handled pretty well. I checked the pressure when I got home with the digital gauge and they were running at about 21 PSI front and 23 PSI rear  :o

Can't wait to have them out at the 40 - 50 I plan to run them at, I might well take the bike in tomorrow and ride them for the MEMWNS ride although it will be weather dependant. Fenders are currently en-route to be fitted hopefully before the weekend so I don't have to hide my bike from Tomsk before the start of Hereward  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 July, 2017, 06:22:53 pm
I set off on tour with 60 psi in the front which was 40 psi when I got home... the cobbles got more pleasant as I progressed through the days :D  I've not checked the rear pressure yet... but iirc that was 70psi at the start.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2017, 08:54:56 am
Feckin rain....I was looking at the bike this morning wondering if it was really raining or not...glad I opted for the fixed with guards though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 20 July, 2017, 05:37:49 pm
I'm now in the market for an ACME jersey, probably medium, are there any left?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 July, 2017, 10:28:20 pm
I'm now in the market for an ACME jersey, probably medium, are there any left?

Get in touch with Tomsk, he is Keeper of the Jerseys.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 July, 2017, 09:45:03 am
My monthly ride  :'( took me to the Monkey again last night - just like four weeks ago.  I was late in arriving and found Tomsk, Jiber, the Pharaoh, Captain Jack, the Hustler and Sub-Lieutenant Leslie Philips off of the Navy Lark all sitting there enjoying Captain Bob by Mighty Oak (the Quaffers' Choice).

There is a limited selection at the Monkey so Leslie soon moved onto his favoured alcopops, opening with an interesting Kiwi flavoured cider. The rest of us stuck with the good Captain Bob.

Our intrepid duo; Tomsk and Jiber both looked in fine fettle for their little adventure next week - Scotland somewhere I think.  Jiber looked annoyingly trim as he smugly purchased a smaller size of ACME jersey and fitted into it better than I do  :o  Meanwhile Leslie regaled us with his latest recipe ideas.  Apparently he has agreed to produce a picnic next week for some folks on a cycling excursion, as he put it himself "I say, what jolly fun".

The discourse moved from Jiber's new bivvy bag to the state of his arse and his favoured form of treatments for said posterior.  Fortunately it was some time since we had eaten. On hearing that Jiber had lost his latest tube of ointment somewhere in his bed, Leslie was heard to mutter "ding dong".

There was just enough time for Leslie to squeeze in a Ginger Beer before we saddled up and headed off into the, surprisingly chilly and windy, night.  How long ago the balmy light nights of June seem.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 July, 2017, 09:55:23 am
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4WK-lhCyDF8/VTPZ70UEUcI/AAAAAAAADZk/WehhY0Ityrw/s1600/id-leslie-phillips-006-15523.jpg)
Chin Chin chaps!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 July, 2017, 10:07:58 am
 :thumbsup:  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 July, 2017, 12:20:37 pm
Wibblers Brewery - Be a Brewer for the Day (https://www.wibblers.co.uk/tours-a-experiences)
This has been mentioned in passing and was again last night.  I have spoken to the nice people at Wibblers and they will do an event for us if we have a suitable sized group, on Saturday 18th November. The group size needs to be 4 to 8.

The cost is £100 out of which you get:
Quote from: Wibblers
Participants get fully hands-on with brewing a beer throughout the day.
All in all a truly great gift idea for the beer enthusiast or loved one in your life.
The full days programme will involve hot liquor treatment, mashing in, hop additions and
much more behind the scenes testing and yeast viability checking.

Lunch will be provided, along with ales from the Taproom bar.

There will also be a 17 pint mini pin of the beer you made available for collection one week after your experience day, collection can be arranged for weekends.

Unlike other many other Brewery Experiences you can have an input into the beer you brew!
The brewery is close to Southminster train station so there are possibilities of cycle/train transport.

So, who's up for it?
Would like to get at least 4 people committing in the next week so I can confirm the booking.

Attendees:
huggy
OD
jibers
psyclist
Oaky
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 July, 2017, 01:29:26 pm
Yes.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 July, 2017, 02:14:23 pm
Yes  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 July, 2017, 02:18:03 pm
Yes  :)

Does anybody have a bike trailer ... could be used the following week for collection/delivery duties.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 July, 2017, 02:19:46 pm
Does anybody have a bike trailer ... could be used the following week for collection/delivery duties.
I can go over in the ACME Team Van(c) and collect our brewed master pieces  :thumbsup:
However, Tomsk has a bike trailer  :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 July, 2017, 02:37:01 pm
Does anybody have a bike trailer ... could be used the following week for collection/delivery duties.
I can go over in the ACME Team Van(c) and collect our brewed master pieces  :thumbsup:
However, Tomsk has a bike trailer  :D

Cool. I have a 200km route that goes via Southminster, so I had a crazy idea that I could pickup and deliver to folks on the way back. In the cold light of day that idea might not get very far ... not sure if it might shake the beer up a bit!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 July, 2017, 02:52:48 pm
Does anybody have a bike trailer ... could be used the following week for collection/delivery duties.
I can go over in the ACME Team Van(c) and collect our brewed master pieces  :thumbsup:
However, Tomsk has a bike trailer  :D

Cool. I have a 200km route that goes via Southminster, so I had a crazy idea that I could pickup and deliver to folks on the way back. In the cold light of day that idea might not get very far ... not sure if it might shake the beer up a bit!
About 140kg of beer on the trailer may slow you down a bit too  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 27 July, 2017, 04:03:39 pm
I've got a burley bee that could be borrowed for beer delivery. Alas can't do the brewery tour
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 July, 2017, 09:02:28 pm
Does anybody have a bike trailer ... could be used the following week for collection/delivery duties.
I can go over in the ACME Team Van(c) and collect our brewed master pieces  :thumbsup:
However, Tomsk has a bike trailer  :D

The BoB trailer could hand a couple of mini-pins, but a large consignment would be interesting...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 August, 2017, 02:53:55 pm
Wibblers Brewery - Be a Brewer for the Day (https://www.wibblers.co.uk/tours-a-experiences)
This has been mentioned in passing and was again last night.  I have spoken to the nice people at Wibblers and they will do an event for us if we have a suitable sized group, on Saturday 18th November. The group size needs to be 4 to 8 6.

The cost is £100 out of which you get:
Quote from: Wibblers
Participants get fully hands-on with brewing a beer throughout the day.
All in all a truly great gift idea for the beer enthusiast or loved one in your life.
The full days programme will involve hot liquor treatment, mashing in, hop additions and
much more behind the scenes testing and yeast viability checking.

Lunch will be provided, along with ales from the Taproom bar.

There will also be a 17 pint mini pin of the beer you made available for collection one week after your experience day, collection can be arranged for weekends.

Unlike other many other Brewery Experiences you can have an input into the beer you brew!
The brewery is close to Southminster train station so there are possibilities of cycle/train transport.

So, who's up for it?
Would like to get at least 4 people committing in the next week so I can confirm the booking.

Attendees:
huggy
OD
jibers
psyclist
Oaky
I have confirmed the booking for 18th November and paid 5 x £10 deposits. When booking I was advised that the limit is really 6 participants, therefore there is currently 1 space remaining for this event, I guess we could say first to respond bags the final place or we could have an arm wrestling contest or something similar if there more than 6 of us wanting to go on this occasion  :D

Payment can be made on the day.  The experience starts at 8am and goes through to 5 or 6 in the evening. 
**Goes off to look at train times to get to Southminster for 07:45ish on a Saturday morning.....that'll be 6am from Witham then, or more likely cycling from about 06:30, depending upon road iciness...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 August, 2017, 05:21:57 pm
Well it looks like The Bard is busy so allow me to sum up yesterday evening ... wet.  But there's a bit more to tell.

This being my first MEMWNS for a few weeks and bearing in mind I have had more than a few drinks since my last ride not to mention some sleeps and a visit to a foreign country it transpired I was unconsciously incompetent yesterday evening.  I was convinced we set off at 7pm from the Spa Road roundabout so had to forego my tea as I didn't want to be late.  At 1905hrs I was still standing alone by the roundabout so set off into the downpour hoping there would be some friendly faces when I arrived at The Compasses.

At approximately 1935hrs my phone began ringing, it was Andy C33333333333333333333333333333.  I answered the call but couldn't make myself heard although I could hear Andy.  Eventually two way conversation took place and my error became apparent  ::-)  I suggested we meet at Fairstead church after which myself, Andy and Gavin proceeded through the floods to Littley Green.  Gavin was on top form with brakes that didn't work and surprise expressed when he spotted a race course in the distance ("It's been there about 10 years and we've ridden past it on numerous occasions" "Have we?!?"  ;D  )  The pub also caught him unawares ("It's a pub!"  "Yes, the one we're cycling to!" "Oh, how nice!"  :thumbsup:  )

Once inside we discovered the place was packed but thankfully huggy, jibers and Mrs jibers had bagged a table in the Green Room.  As time past we were joined by Tomsk (wet) and ted (dry).  As you'd expect talk was mainly of LEL both from a riders' and volunteers' standpoint - both roles sounded equally heroic.

huggy mentioned that the Team Van could be used to transport riders and their machines back to Witham and once I got outside the sense of his suggestion was all too obvious (still wet).  It should be noted that Gavin and Andy rode home in the rain.

I learned that Seal Skinz waterproof socks aren't after approximately 60 minutes when worn with SPD sandals.  When taking into account the amount of standing water we rode through I can't bring myself to be disappointed.

All in all an enjoyable evening.

Oh, I did get dinner in the end.  I had a burger and melted cheese huffer with chips on the side.  Burp.

Oh and ted fell off his bike in Dorset injuring himself.  It seems unconscious (he banged his head so nearly was  :hand: ) incompetence is spreading.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 August, 2017, 07:26:50 pm
I happened across this tonight, which I thought seemed sort of useful:
https://routecheck.cc/

allows you to show POI relative to a GPX (or RWGPS route), i.e. pubs within 1 mile of route etc...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 August, 2017, 05:11:45 pm
I know this is wrong on many, many levels but I have just planted the seed of the Arrow to the ColVelo folk. In doing so I was looking up the dates and I couldn't help but notice that in 2019 Good Friday is on April 19th.....that's nearly a summer ride!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 August, 2017, 05:50:12 pm
I know this is wrong on many, many levels but I have just planted the seed of the Arrow to the ColVelo folk. In doing so I was looking up the dates and I couldn't help but notice that in 2019 Good Friday is on April 19th.....that's nearly a summer ride!

LOL LOL LOL  :thumbsup:  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 August, 2017, 05:51:16 pm
I happened across this tonight, which I thought seemed sort of useful:
https://routecheck.cc/

allows you to show POI relative to a GPX (or RWGPS route), i.e. pubs within 1 mile of route etc...

That's pretty clever but I note there isn't an "adult shop" option so the tool is clearly only of limited use.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 August, 2017, 05:52:24 pm
I know this is wrong on many, many levels but I have just planted the seed of the Arrow to the ColVelo folk. In doing so I was looking up the dates and I couldn't help but notice that in 2019 Good Friday is on April 19th.....that's nearly a summer ride!

LOL LOL LOL  :thumbsup:  :facepalm:

I can see that some distractions are called for, some of you lot seem to have a one track mind  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 August, 2017, 05:53:08 pm
It would be far better if it just did a random "which pub shall I go to pub" generator
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 August, 2017, 07:19:34 am
It's THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=104575.0). 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 August, 2017, 11:21:15 am
Waiting for BhODot.

I made my usual fashionably late arrival at the Ale House to find Huggy, Peter Jenkins, George V and the Admiral tucking into a Hank by Tiny Rebel.

After purchasing one for myself (before handing the balance to part-time kitty meister Huggy), I sat down with the others to wait for our beloved leader, guide and route provider, OD and our guest of honour, Bhoot.

While we waited, we sampled a variety of fine ales with Sex Drugs & Rock & Roll taking the Quaffers' Choice ahead of Hank, Juicy 4PM and Sun Corner Gold.

As we continued to wait for our late arrivals, the discussion moved to PJ's heroic mission across the Fens during LEL, Huggy's training plan for PBP '19 and the Kaiser's wonky moustache.  At this point our Group Chief Financial Officer, Fire Safety Officer and S&M Officer started talking about something technical, so the Admiral and I talked about sailing for a while.

Meanwhile we kept a beady eye on our bikes outside which were now bathing in the glow of Huggy's frame.  We were particularly watchful after having a glass thrown at the window next to us by one of the good citizens of Chelmsford.  Still we waited.

In the absence of our usual treasurer, the kitty fell to Huggy.  The Hustler can eke our tenners out to a whole night's entertainment so why did it need so much topping up last night ?  I can only assume that it was the lack of the magic kitty kitty purse.

Eventually the barmaid came to tell us that we had 5 minutes before she was locking the back door.  We were all reluctant to leave as we were certain that OD and Bhoot would arrive any minute but we had to retrieve our bikes before they were set alight.

Tsar Nicholas and I have not been awheel as much as we would have liked of late so we obviously had to try to ride home as quickly as possible to pretend that we hadn't lost most of our fitness.  By the time we reached Hatfield Peverel we were both back to riding at normal speeds but Huggy's soot framed wonder bike was but a dim green glow in the distance ahead.  He needs to be careful not to burn out before dragging me round our qualifying rides in 18 months time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 August, 2017, 12:16:52 pm
Glad you all had fun, sorry about the last minute bail out, REAL LIFE ambushed me as it sometimes does  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 August, 2017, 09:07:34 am
Yesterday evening had it all and was a hoot.

We had a house warming in tippers' very nice garden, when we got to the Live and Let Live (a top pub in my opinion) we were delighted to find chief, Oaky and Mrs O sitting outside waiting for us, the beer was nice as was the G&T and house red, the conversation flowed, jibers might be entering next year's Trans-Continental Race (we're going to help do his video which is part of the entrance process), the ride home wasn't as nice as our ride to Stanway and I managed to fall off and the A12 cyclepath gave BFC two punctures, chief is now the keeper of the traffic cone hat which might morph in The Official MEMWNS / ACME Sorting Hat.

What have I missed?

Present were me, BFC, chief, huggy, Mrs O, Oaky, Tomsk, jibers and tippers.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 August, 2017, 09:40:35 am
 ;D t'was fun indeed.

Hope you're ok after the off! G&T and House Red.....not a good combination.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 August, 2017, 09:57:21 am
;D t'was fun indeed.

Hope you're ok after the off! G&T and House Red.....not a good combination.

I'm not sure the off was booze related, Fred's front wheel skidded up against the edge of a dropped curb which was quite high.  Oaky has a photo  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 August, 2017, 11:46:52 am
A good night indeed, I had a most delightful ride over to the rendezvous via some light COR and a riverside amble, very photographic. Great to see the new Tippers Towers and be treated to beer and nibbles, thanks Clan Tippers!

Bloody OD and his 'Grand Plans for Others'... I mulled over TCR last night on my ride home, not discounted it yet, but do I want 4000km of numbness & broken derriere.. hmmm  :facepalm:
 
I made good time along the A12 paths and given I had managed to not load the correct route on my Garmin so navigation by nose went well with only a mild bit of confusion around Kelvedon where I was thinking at one point I was heading to Coggeshall LOL  Overgrowth on the section to HP from Witham was quite bad, I don't remember it being that bad when I rode the otherway on Sat morning.

Lights went off in Chelmsford at 01:00 just as I was riding down Springfield Road.  Wonderful set of stars out last night and very clear roads...  :thumbsup: I managed to avoid every parked car and pothole whilst doing my star gazing!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 August, 2017, 12:05:04 pm
;D t'was fun indeed.

Hope you're ok after the off! G&T and House Red.....not a good combination.

I'm not sure the off was booze related, Fred's front wheel skidded up against the edge of a dropped curb which was quite high.  Oaky has a photo  ::-)

I think it was a dropped kerb that wasn't dropped :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 August, 2017, 12:36:11 pm
Do you have photographic evidence to prove your theory?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 24 August, 2017, 12:52:48 pm
Bloody OD and his 'Grand Plans for Others'... I mulled over TCR last night on my ride home, not discounted it yet, but do I want 4000km of numbness & broken derriere.. hmmm 

I'm starting to think about the Cambrian 6c for next year. 11,000m of climbing in a 600km event. It'll be like doing LEL but without the 850km of flat bits. Might be a good one for your preparation.

Also got me eyes on the on/off-road 'This is not a tour' 400km that has appeared in the calendar ... http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/18-463/ (http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/18-463/) ... awaiting on news of the other events that will be added to an interesting gathering that weekend. Might be a good one for ACME folk with off-road capable bikes, which is probably just about everyone.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 August, 2017, 01:19:21 am
Because real life has prevented me from joining the Thanet ride next weekend i have ended up entering a........sportive  :o  looks like a good one though and mainly off road soy the mudguards will come off and the 47mm tireless will be back on!

Tour of the Cornfields (https://beastwaymtb.wordpress.com/cornfields/)

If anyone else fancies a jaunt through the fields I reckon I will have space in the car.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 03 September, 2017, 10:09:07 am
I think this is an appropriate place to post this YouTube video: Dropping an anvil on stuff (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXFeNLjTa8k&t=0s)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 September, 2017, 12:08:23 pm
I think this is an appropriate place to post this YouTube video: Dropping an anvil on stuff (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXFeNLjTa8k&t=0s)

Hahahaha an hour of my day wasted - good find!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 04 September, 2017, 03:43:06 pm
No sooner have we recovered from the latest Velodrome trip and I receive an invite to apply for the next available date between October and December.  IF I apply and am successful for a session it would make our 4th trip this calendar year.
Unless anyone has objection and enough upfront numbers are declared PDQ, I'm going to skip this invitation and wait for an opportunity in 2018.  Of course if anyone wants to make other clubs aware of the sessions I'm happy to forward the email to whomever it may be of interest to.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 September, 2017, 05:27:09 pm
No sooner have we recovered from the latest Velodrome trip and I receive an invite to apply for the next available date between October and December.  IF I apply and am successful for a session it would make our 4th trip this calendar year.
Unless anyone has objection and enough upfront numbers are declared PDQ, I'm going to skip this invitation and wait for an opportunity in 2018.  Of course if anyone wants to make other clubs aware of the sessions I'm happy to forward the email to whomever it may be of interest to.

As I said last week interest seems to be dipping so lets leave it a while - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 September, 2017, 09:07:46 pm
Hog Hill or the Lea Valley road circuit next time?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 September, 2017, 07:06:47 pm
Hog Hill or the Lea Valley road circuit next time?

What does one do on such a circuit, having not been to either before? Is there instruction and such like as with the velodrome, or do you just pay for x hours riding around the circuit?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 September, 2017, 09:59:27 pm
Hog Hill or the Lea Valley road circuit next time?

What does one do on such a circuit, having not been to either before? Is there instruction and such like as with the velodrome, or do you just pay for x hours riding around the circuit?

If there's no booked club/training session for when we choose to go, then you pay a fee and do your own thing. Not sure how Lea Valley works, but HH isn't floodlit so it's 09:00 to dusk, open to all except lots on at weekends. LV may be ok on a weekday evening -  a quick look at the website, seems it is a lot more structured and spendy....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 September, 2017, 12:29:09 pm
Have you got LITTLE FEET (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=104879.0) like me?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 September, 2017, 01:04:10 pm
Late notice I know - but Grant & I are heading to Chappel Beer fest this afternoon, arrival likely around 16:30 - 17:00.  Meeting at Terling 14:30 if any of the non Fens-loving ACME want to join us!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: alotronic on 10 September, 2017, 10:39:49 pm
Lee valley pay your money ride yourself into a coma in any way you like.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 September, 2017, 01:54:21 pm
Nice (i think) to see some great pics of OD in Arrivee!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 September, 2017, 03:53:57 pm
Nice (i think) to see some great pics of OD in Arrivee!
No mention of his words, tippers??
:D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 September, 2017, 04:02:50 pm
Nice (i think) to see some great pics of OD in Arrivee!
No mention of his words, tippers??
:D


I saw OD leering at me from the bottom of a page, I quickly turned it over, took a deep breath and now I'm looking for something calming before I turn back to read his contribution.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: alotronic on 13 September, 2017, 07:31:41 am
Nice (i think) to see some great pics of OD in Arrivee!
No mention of his words, tippers??
:D


I saw OD leering at me from the bottom of a page, I quickly turned it over, took a deep breath and now I'm looking for something calming before I turn back to read his contribution.

He can write... but not keep a straight face for a photo obvs! Looks like a good event, more of the sort of thing I would like to do next year should my knees ever recover.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 September, 2017, 09:44:28 am
Thank you folks.  I have another article in the writing which hopefully will be published in Arrivee soon. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 September, 2017, 11:18:06 am
The more the merrier - then it can be re-named ACME Arrivee  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 September, 2017, 10:27:26 am
 :thumbsup: I only look at the pictures.....but in this case I shall make an effort  ;D

On another note, I can now make the Rich Ellis ride which I am very happy about. To fit into my pan of scaling things back a little for this year I have again entered the 100k ride which I will ECE (the new gaff is pretty much exactly 50k from Dunmow with a very small loopy bit). Anyone else signing up for the 100 this year?

My plans for this year pretty much involve carrying on the RRTY and completing and SR but sticking to only 1 ride under Audax conditions per month. I have enjoyed the last year/s so saying I am doing this to get the enjoyment back is incorrect but I think it's probably accurate to say I just want to take it all in in a bit more, stop, relax and socialise a bit more.

The Croix de Fer is going to spend the majority of the year in some form of 'Gravel' riding set up I suspect which means the majority of my Audaxing will be on the fixed again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 September, 2017, 02:41:10 pm
I'm contemplating ECE also Nik, just to give some variation on the route and a home start/finish... it's a shame Dunmow isn't a bit further away as I have to be creative to get the 100 km in with its current location ;)

I haven't entered yet so still flexible on distance.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 18 September, 2017, 04:20:20 pm
I'm up for the Richard Ellis as well and with an ECE, it's spot on 50km from mine. I told myself I wouldn't be chasing points or riding epics next season, but I fancy the 200km and doing a 200 ECE to the Silly Suffolk :facepalm:

Will someone please talk me out of it?

Anyone up for an end to end next year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 September, 2017, 04:25:14 pm
I'm up for the Richard Ellis as well and with an ECE, it's spot on 50km from mine. I told myself I wouldn't be chasing points or riding epics, but I fancy the 200km and doing a 200 ECE to the Silly Suffolk :facepalm:

Will someone please talk me out of it?

Anyone up for and end to end next year?
I'm doing the Suffolk Byways on the 30th Sept, not an ECE though and the Rich Ellis but I reckon that will be it for Audax in October.

I'm trying o see if I can get a week to do the Alps next year but outside of that I suspect I'll be staying close to home. 600 BRM for PBP preregistration and then next October....things can ramp up again...

edit: still hoping to hit the 10k miles for the year over all this year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 18 September, 2017, 04:34:37 pm
I've signed up to the Richard Ellis 200k - hopefully see you guys there  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 September, 2017, 05:24:41 pm
Anyone up for an end to end next year?

Jan has been talking about that for next year, as a 7 x 200km.

I've signed up to the Richard Ellis 200k - hopefully see you guys there  :thumbsup:

I'll be doing the 200km as well
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: alotronic on 18 September, 2017, 06:42:58 pm

My plans for this year pretty much involve carrying on the RRTY and completing and SR but sticking to only 1 ride under Audax conditions per month. I have enjoyed the last year/s so saying I am doing this to get the enjoyment back is incorrect but I think it's probably accurate to say I just want to take it all in in a bit more, stop, relax and socialise a bit more.



You should all live in London, it's a perfect 50k to Dunmow... I am intending to do the RE if the knee is better (and it's slowly improving). I am with you on the plan for next year, SR and a (first) RRTY and then think about maybe actually joining a local club and scaring myself with the time trial or two. Less miles, more speed :-) The only thing I might get around to practising is stopping less... I am not going to get too worried about big rides, though if Tomsk is still going to ruin the 1000 I will probably ride it... or help.

I think a bit of variety is a good thing, I think an RRTY and an SR is perfectly mad enough for a quiet year!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 September, 2017, 07:41:11 pm
Quote from: alotronic

... though if Tomsk is still going to ruin the 1000

Typo I suspect, but interesting concept about the 1000 being ruined ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 18 September, 2017, 09:01:48 pm
Anyone up for an end to end next year?

Jan has been talking about that for next year, as a 7 x 200km.

I've signed up to the Richard Ellis 200k - hopefully see you guys there  :thumbsup:

I'll be doing the 200km as well

You`re supposed to be talking me out of all this, but I`ll see you both there.

I was having a brief conversation with Jan on the Flatlands, he mentioned LeJog 200x7 which was what I was thinking of doing. He`s very eager, that boy!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 September, 2017, 10:27:35 pm
I need to ramp up rather than down.

The Hustler is talking me into a fixed SR.  The 1000 is a possibilty (geared) but I am most focused on the possibility of an alpine jaunt.

Plenty of fun on bikes before the slog towards France in 2019.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 September, 2017, 10:41:23 pm
I fancy the 200km and doing a 200 ECE to the Silly Suffolk :facepalm:
That makes at least 4 ACME riders on the Silly Suffolk rides, Mr T will be pleased. Why not ECE the 200 and join us instead of the 100  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 September, 2017, 08:38:39 am
I fancy the 200km and doing a 200 ECE to the Silly Suffolk :facepalm:
That makes at least 4 ACME riders on the Silly Suffolk rides, Mr T will be pleased. Why not ECE the 200 and join us instead of the 100  ;D
I  think what Carlos meant above Huggy is that he will ride the 200km Silly Suffolk + a 200 KM ECE...what a legend  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 19 September, 2017, 09:31:42 am
On a different note - has anyone been thinking about the Ridley Ride?

The pubs and points have been revealed.  A quick fiddle with Google Maps (unchecked for COR etc. apart from where I dragged it away from the Flitch Way) came up with this route - 36 miles, 46 points (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/The+Compasses/The+Swan+Inn+Felstead/King+William+IV/The+Bell+Inn/The+Onley/Cross+Keys+White+Notley/The+Square+and+Compasses/White+Hart+Inn/The+Beehive/51.8278379,0.4638414/@51.8434793,0.4754907,12.5z/data=!4m67!4m66!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0xa283bcfcef90b871!2m2!1d0.463861!2d51.827841!1m15!1m1!1s0x0:0x784a6c5b574da386!2m2!1d0.4331827!2d51.8564099!3m4!1m2!1d0.4835486!2d51.8568512!3s0x47d8f1f91c1314f1:0x2a2cf1c644843dad!3m4!1m2!1d0.5203597!2d51.8698061!3s0x47d8f1ca343dc4a5:0x1d410c26fb1970ad!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0xbc03a360d99264b6!2m2!1d0.5396175!2d51.8665024!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x56fbea648ceb8ba1!2m2!1d0.5206194!2d51.8981825!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x9d2427e05b35f744!2m2!1d0.614396!2d51.892785!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x34c4a0a6626475b9!2m2!1d0.590317!2d51.835589!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0xc885d93a1ac64890!2m2!1d0.5337375!2d51.8156451!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x94f7636a6ffb910b!2m2!1d0.4755456!2d51.7901788!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x2a8164d1121f6e78!2m2!1d0.456281!2d51.79433!1m0!3e1?hl=en).  (Not shown is the second 3 point Felsted pub, since Google maps has a limit on the number of waypoints.)  I haven't checked that Google hasn't sent it down any non-existent roads (I know there is some private track or other north of Braintree/Great Notley that it has sent routes donw in the past).

Not sure how tight it will be for time given the 5 hour limit and requirement to buy something in each pub, though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 September, 2017, 12:31:35 pm
I fancy the 200km and doing a 200 ECE to the Silly Suffolk :facepalm:
That makes at least 4 ACME riders on the Silly Suffolk rides, Mr T will be pleased. Why not ECE the 200 and join us instead of the 100  ;D
I  think what Carlos meant above Huggy is that he will ride the 200km Silly Suffolk + a 200 KM ECE...what a legend  ;D

Hold the legend status, unfortunately I can't, make the Suffolk rides, it's the Rich Ellis and Cambridge Autumnal instead, ECEs  depending on weather and legs.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 September, 2017, 01:01:26 pm
Let's not forget that Huggy is riding the Santa Special on fixed and he is so cool that he hasn't even bought the bike yet  8) 8) 8)

Doubtless Fandango will be dusting off his fixed machine for the occasion as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 September, 2017, 01:43:50 pm
Huggy is going to get a Fixed bike as well  :thumbsup: They are taking over...awesome.

I actually had a moment on the Flatlands (on day one while I was still roughly 'with it') where I suddenly though I had just been freewheeling for about 5 minutes...obviously it was not the case but I guess that is a pretty good place to be as far as becoming one with the fixed gear goes. I must also say, the 78" is actually getting quite enjoyable to ride, much nicer going down, slightly more laborious on the way up but on the flat it is much easier to hold a reasonable pace. That said, with winter approaching it won't be long until the 69" goes back on I suspect it will be after the Suffolk Byways ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 September, 2017, 02:25:42 pm
On a different note - has anyone been thinking about the Ridley Ride?

The pubs and points have been revealed.  A quick fiddle with Google Maps (unchecked for COR etc. apart from where I dragged it away from the Flitch Way) came up with this route - 36 miles, 46 points (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/The+Compasses/The+Swan+Inn+Felstead/King+William+IV/The+Bell+Inn/The+Onley/Cross+Keys+White+Notley/The+Square+and+Compasses/White+Hart+Inn/The+Beehive/51.8278379,0.4638414/@51.8434793,0.4754907,12.5z/data=!4m67!4m66!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0xa283bcfcef90b871!2m2!1d0.463861!2d51.827841!1m15!1m1!1s0x0:0x784a6c5b574da386!2m2!1d0.4331827!2d51.8564099!3m4!1m2!1d0.4835486!2d51.8568512!3s0x47d8f1f91c1314f1:0x2a2cf1c644843dad!3m4!1m2!1d0.5203597!2d51.8698061!3s0x47d8f1ca343dc4a5:0x1d410c26fb1970ad!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0xbc03a360d99264b6!2m2!1d0.5396175!2d51.8665024!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x56fbea648ceb8ba1!2m2!1d0.5206194!2d51.8981825!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x9d2427e05b35f744!2m2!1d0.614396!2d51.892785!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x34c4a0a6626475b9!2m2!1d0.590317!2d51.835589!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0xc885d93a1ac64890!2m2!1d0.5337375!2d51.8156451!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x94f7636a6ffb910b!2m2!1d0.4755456!2d51.7901788!1m5!1m1!1s0x0:0x2a8164d1121f6e78!2m2!1d0.456281!2d51.79433!1m0!3e1?hl=en).  (Not shown is the second 3 point Felsted pub, since Google maps has a limit on the number of waypoints.)  I haven't checked that Google hasn't sent it down any non-existent roads (I know there is some private track or other north of Braintree/Great Notley that it has sent routes donw in the past).

Not sure how tight it will be for time given the 5 hour limit and requirement to buy something in each pub, though.

Best I came up with was 100km on not very nice and potentially busy roads & some COR to get 79 points (missing out Grt Bardfield) problem is, if you allow just 5 mins to buy something at each then thats an hour gone in faff, not sure how much a packet of crisps or nuts will cost but you're probably talking about £15-£18 paid to the pubs gathering stuff you might not actually eat/drink then it's quite an expensive trip around the area! 

I'm still thinking about it, but I might just go and ride Blaxhall Audax the following day for no points but pleasant memories...  however there is something about riding between pubs which is attractive if I can keep my competitive side in check!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 September, 2017, 03:01:30 pm
On a different note - has anyone been thinking about the Ridley Ride?

Best I came up with was 100km on not very nice and potentially busy roads & some COR to get 79 points (missing out Grt Bardfield)

I got 108km to include all pubs, no main roads except for a short bit of A120 near Stisted, and only one bridlepath that I believe is paved. Assuming 25km/h average, that allows 40 minutes for all 13 stops. 3 mins per pub. Not achievable ... or is it ...

I'm not decided yet on my participation. Heading to Kent the following day, so may be up for a leisurely ride if the weather is nice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 September, 2017, 03:30:25 pm
I'm still thinking about it, but I might just go and ride Blaxhall Audax the following day for no points but pleasant memories...  however there is something about riding between pubs which is attractive if I can keep my competitive side in check!
Blaxhall is on the same day, the 30th
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 September, 2017, 04:00:55 pm
I'm still thinking about it, but I might just go and ride Blaxhall Audax the following day for no points but pleasant memories...  however there is something about riding between pubs which is attractive if I can keep my competitive side in check!
Blaxhall is on the same day, the 30th

Thanks for the reminder! Could have been an embarrassing journey to the start!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 21 September, 2017, 07:12:43 am
Huggy is going to get a Fixed bike as well  :thumbsup: They are taking over...awesome.
That is a rumour started and propagated by Ted, it has no reality at present  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2017, 09:17:05 am
Huggy is going to get a Fixed bike as well  :thumbsup: They are taking over...awesome.
That is a rumour started and propagated by Ted, it has no reality at present  ::-)

You need a BJ.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 21 September, 2017, 09:36:52 am
Huggy is going to get a Fixed bike as well  :thumbsup: They are taking over...awesome.
That is a rumour started and propagated by Ted, it has no reality at present  ::-)

You need a BJ.
Don't we all  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 September, 2017, 11:16:01 am

That is a rumour started and propagated by Ted, it has no reality at present  ::-)
[/quote]

Only because you haven't bought your Flyer yet...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2017, 11:17:31 am

That is a rumour started and propagated by Ted, it has no reality at present  ::-)

Only because you haven't bought your Flyer yet...
[/quote]

BJs are cheaper.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 September, 2017, 11:38:26 am



BJs are cheaper.
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I'll have to take your word for that  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 September, 2017, 12:02:00 pm
Seems to be a few issues with quotes in the previous few posts ... possibly a training need?  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 September, 2017, 01:49:09 pm


Doubtless Fandango will be dusting off his fixed machine for the occasion as well.

I know there`s not much to do on Mersey Island for entertainment, but try and stay off the magic mushrooms ted.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 September, 2017, 01:50:24 pm
You did promise though  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 September, 2017, 01:56:58 pm
You did promise though  :thumbsup:

Really? When was that? In a parallel universe maybe?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 September, 2017, 02:42:13 pm
at some point on a road somewhere riding an event - so yes, a parallel universe

You told me you had an old fixed bike somewhere that you would dust down if you could find the parts.  I suppose if you had it in your 30s or 40s it would be a fairly vintage machine now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2017, 02:53:24 pm
at some point on a road somewhere riding an event - so yes, a parallel universe

You told me you had an old fixed bike somewhere that you would dust down if you could find the parts.  I suppose if you had it in your 30s or 40s it would be a fairly vintage machine now.

We worked out yesterday evening 'fandango was the 4th oldest MEMWNS / ACME rider.  From memory it goes something like this:

Tomsk (oldest) - 60 this year
Grey Sheep - 60 sometime next year
BFC - 54 next January
'fandango - 54 on 7th February
Me - 54 on 27th February
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 September, 2017, 03:18:08 pm
Don't believe a word he says.  Somewhere in his attic there is a painting of fandango that is doing his ageing for him.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 September, 2017, 03:19:37 pm
at some point on a road somewhere riding an event - so yes, a parallel universe

You told me you had an old fixed bike somewhere that you would dust down if you could find the parts.  I suppose if you had it in your 30s or 40s it would be a fairly vintage machine now.

We worked out yesterday evening 'fandango was the 4th oldest MEMWNS / ACME rider.  From memory it goes something like this:

Tomsk (oldest) - 60 this year
Grey Sheep - 60 sometime next year
BFC - 54 next January
'fandango - 54 on 7th February
Me - 54 on 27th February

Perhaps I was talking about dusting off my Penny Farthing?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2017, 03:30:04 pm
There's life in us old dogs yet!  Some of us can still show the youngsters a clean pair of heels!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 September, 2017, 03:43:04 pm
With that age profile I'm thinking that I should apply to join the club's junior section
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2017, 03:48:02 pm
Perhaps Andy the Beer Bitch should start checking photo ID to guard against under age drinking.

I've just remembered, those of you who weren't present yesterday evening won't have seen the BB's new order pad!  He has it on long term loan from one of the establishments he visits in his other professional capacity.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 September, 2017, 03:52:25 pm
Perhaps Andy the Beer Bitch should start checking photo ID to guard against under age drinking.

I've just remembered, those of you who weren't present yesterday evening won't have seen the BB's new order pad!  He has it on long term loan from one of the establishments he visits in his other professional capacity.

(https://thumbs.imgbox.com/94/d3/VsxyicJZ_t.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/VsxyicJZ)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2017, 04:24:32 pm
Oh, yes, that was the other noteworthy point, jibers managed to take a photo of the BB smiling!  Or perhaps it was just wind.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 September, 2017, 04:34:49 pm
With that age profile I'm thinking that I should apply to join the club's junior section

You`ll be sat all by yourself in the creche.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 September, 2017, 04:37:13 pm
Oh, yes, that was the other noteworthy point, jibers manager to take a photo of the BB smiling!  Or perhaps it was just wind.

I think he was really chuffed with his new idea (plus a bit of wind)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: alotronic on 21 September, 2017, 05:17:41 pm
at some point on a road somewhere riding an event - so yes, a parallel universe

You told me you had an old fixed bike somewhere that you would dust down if you could find the parts.  I suppose if you had it in your 30s or 40s it would be a fairly vintage machine now.

We worked out yesterday evening 'fandango was the 4th oldest MEMWNS / ACME rider.  From memory it goes something like this:

Tomsk (oldest) - 60 this year
Grey Sheep - 60 sometime next year
BFC - 54 next January
'fandango - 54 on 7th February
Me - 54 on 27th February

Jesus, there goes my excuse for being slower than Carlos.... I though you were all younger. I am a mere 51. Tomsk must have made cut a deal with the devil to remain so ageless...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2017, 06:12:11 pm
 But bear in mind that Tomsk does make sacrifices. All that hanging upside down in a wardrobe instead of sleeping in a bed isn't easy you know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: alotronic on 21 September, 2017, 08:56:46 pm
But bear in mind that Tomsk does make sacrifices. All that hanging upside down in a wardrobe instead of sleeping in a bed isn't easy you know.

I thought it was the herbs... I hear he's been seen at full moon with a druids scythe tracking down wolfbane and poppy on banks of the Chelmer....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 21 September, 2017, 10:47:59 pm

We worked out yesterday evening 'fandango was the 4th oldest MEMWNS / ACME rider.  From memory it goes something like this:

Tomsk (oldest) - 60 this year
Grey Sheep - 60 sometime next year
BFC - 54 next January
'fandango - 54 on 7th February
Me - 54 on 27th February

Jesus, there goes my excuse for being slower than Carlos.... I though you were all younger. I am a mere 51. Tomsk must have made cut a deal with the devil to remain so ageless...

Good thing I am not actually in ACME as it saves me from making a declaration in the oldies chart!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 September, 2017, 09:00:07 am
Tomsk must have made cut a deal with the devil to remain so ageless...

I'd like to think it was clean living and a pure heart, but the truth is I chose my parents wisely...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 September, 2017, 10:19:11 am
My New Brooks Cambium All Weather (C17 Carved) turned up yesterday...it seems very rubbery....top and bottom!

First ride tomorrow so will be interesting to see how it feels.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 22 September, 2017, 10:23:22 am
My New Brooks Cambium All Weather (C17 Carved) turned up yesterday...it seems very rubbery....top and bottom!

First ride tomorrow so will be interesting to see how it feels.

FETISH SADDLE!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 September, 2017, 10:28:03 am
My New Brooks Cambium All Weather (C17 Carved) turned up yesterday...it seems very rubbery....top and bottom!

First ride tomorrow so will be interesting to see how it feels.

I wonder if it will squeak like the original C17 (mine is from the rubber bottom rubbing on the rails iirc )
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 22 September, 2017, 11:14:20 am
FETISH SADDLE!
Yes, luckily it did not come with a mask and I won't be wearing rubber lycra anytime soon....I think  ;D

I wonder if it will squeak like the original C17 (mine is from the rubber bottom rubbing on the rails iirc )
There seems to be a pretty large gap between the rails and the rubber upper but obviously that may change when my fat arse is applied. The Rails are also coated in some form of 'black stuff' and the bits that were metal on the original cambiums are now 'plastic'
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 22 September, 2017, 11:26:25 am
FETISH SADDLE!
Yes, luckily it did not come with a mask and I won't be wearing rubber lycra anytime soon....I think  ;D

Tippers "The Gimp" Kiwi!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 September, 2017, 11:18:30 am
Paging Tomsk & other Dunmow residents........

Is this bit all cyclable from Woodside Way to B1008?  (planning to use it as part of my ECE for RE100 )

(https://thumbs.imgbox.com/86/f4/69C6dM63_t.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/69C6dM63)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 September, 2017, 03:13:56 pm
Paging Tomsk & other Dunmow residents........

Is this bit all cyclable from Woodside Way to B1008?  (planning to use it as part of my ECE for RE100 )

(https://thumbs.imgbox.com/86/f4/69C6dM63_t.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/69C6dM63)

Yes-ish... the last bit linking Woodlands Park with Godfrey Way is an old byway, which can be muddy. However I use Woodlands Park Drive and Willow Road regularly - there's paved footpaths through to Downs Crescent then Godfrey Way. Shows up better on the satellite image.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 September, 2017, 03:29:04 pm
... Shows up better on the satellite image.

Everything looks better from space.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 September, 2017, 05:15:23 pm
Paging Tomsk & other Dunmow residents........

Is this bit all cyclable from Woodside Way to B1008?  (planning to use it as part of my ECE for RE100 )

(https://thumbs.imgbox.com/86/f4/69C6dM63_t.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/69C6dM63)

Yes-ish... the last bit linking Woodlands Park with Godfrey Way is an old byway, which can be muddy. However I use Woodlands Park Drive and Willow Road regularly - there's paved footpaths through to Downs Crescent then Godfrey Way. Shows up better on the satellite image.

I might do a little route check over there tonight then... could do with some fresh air!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 September, 2017, 06:36:45 pm
Ah well, there goes my plans of a nice easy 7am train to Ipswich. I've just put in an ECE application riding up to Blaxhall and then back to Ipswich after the event. I like being on the Road early anyway!.... ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 September, 2017, 09:33:44 pm
I'll be thinking of you while I'm in the pub Friday night :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 September, 2017, 09:42:00 pm
Jibers, "Fancy Pants" needs replacing doesn't it???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 September, 2017, 10:36:01 pm
It's almost fancy pants season...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 September, 2017, 08:46:00 am
I'll be thinking of you while I'm in the pub Friday night :D
;D I'll be thinking of you on the train supping my beer on Saturday afternoon  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 September, 2017, 07:38:44 pm
Does anybody know if Tomsk still has a small ACME jersey available? Martin is after one and I can deliver to him on Sunday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 28 September, 2017, 12:09:44 am
I asked tonight and Tom says there is only 1 large jersey left :-(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 September, 2017, 07:36:58 am
I asked tonight and Tom says there is only 1 large jersey left :-(

Thanks for asking. I'll pass the news on, but at least we should have a new order going in soon  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 28 September, 2017, 07:46:41 am
www.grapeandgraintrail.co.uk

I'll leave that there!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 September, 2017, 08:01:36 am
www.grapeandgraintrail.co.uk

I'll leave that there!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 September, 2017, 08:08:10 pm
I asked tonight and Tom says there is only 1 large jersey left :-(

Thanks for asking. I'll pass the news on, but at least we should have a new order going in soon  :thumbsup:

Soupy is onto it - he'll be emailing all ACME-ists and other who have expressed an interest soon, collecting orders and money. I've warned him there will be a lot of chasing and sorting stuff out, being the middle-man between Blackmore Apparel and a herd of cats peloton of experienced randonneurs  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 September, 2017, 10:21:48 pm
Perhaps a Google sheets order form might work?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 September, 2017, 05:55:39 am
Will Soupy be chasing me about my ACME gilet?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 September, 2017, 11:10:45 am
Oh yeah...an Irish chap chased me up on Facebook and is after one of the Merino jerseys so if anyone happens to want one let me know....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 October, 2017, 03:52:24 pm
I asked tonight and Tom says there is only 1 large jersey left :-(

Thanks for asking. I'll pass the news on, but at least we should have a new order going in soon  :thumbsup:

Soupy is onto it - he'll be emailing all ACME-ists and other who have expressed an interest soon, collecting orders and money. I've warned him there will be a lot of chasing and sorting stuff out, being the middle-man between Blackmore Apparel and a herd of cats peloton of experienced randonneurs  ;D

Loose end this afternoon, sample form here:

https://goo.gl/forms/GXO4x6GOfq6iSLDj2

ETA: This is a test, if we agree that it helps, I'll try and arrange for it to be on the ACME google account and also we would need to put up some better pictures etc :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 October, 2017, 07:08:11 am
Good work!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 October, 2017, 09:42:44 am
Nice work Jason. One improvement suggestion ... size details should be per item, as people will need to order different sizes for different garments, if more than one is ordered on one form.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 October, 2017, 10:00:57 am
Nice work Jason. One improvement suggestion ... size details should be per item, as people will need to order different sizes for different garments, if more than one is ordered on one form.

You can only show interest in one item per form at the moment, users can edit it or post a new one for each item, it feeds a spreadsheet in the background.  I could look at making it allow more than one thing per form but thats beyond what comes as out-of-the-box functionality on the simple form I've used I think... plus one line per item per user on the spreadsheet might be easier to manage

At a glance responses:
(https://thumbs.imgbox.com/fd/59/WaSCRDKj_t.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/WaSCRDKj)

Spreadsheet:
(https://thumbs.imgbox.com/68/3d/ZWVwN2Mo_t.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/ZWVwN2Mo)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 October, 2017, 10:08:20 am
Keep it simple, I say. I didn't realise it was just one item per form, but that being the case, it'll work fine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 October, 2017, 10:16:49 am
Keep it simple, I say. I didn't realise it was just one item per form, but that being the case, it'll work fine.

I've changed the text to be a bit clearer about that :)

I had a quick look but most of the scripts that would add the multiple items etc on the form all require the user to keep pressing the submit button after each selection, so not very intuitive!  Probably better in its current simple form I think.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Dan Deakins on 02 October, 2017, 01:05:01 pm
I am sending out the email regarding kit orders this afternoon once I have everyone's email address from Tomsk.

Email will contain designs and the list of apparel with sizes, prices etc etc. We are still liaising with Nick Hobbs on the final design of the sleeves of the short sleeve jersey so expect a further email once we have the final design.

Once everything is finalised I can take orders.

Ta chaps.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 October, 2017, 02:10:43 pm
ECE time allowed

Following a discussion with Carlos & Bernster yesterday regarding the time allowed for an ECE, and whether the calendar ride is included in the calculation of time at the minimum speed, I found the following on aukweb, which is quite categoric:

The overall minimum speed for the ECE Perm + Calendar event will be 14.3km/hr irrespective of the minimum speed of the calendar event itself.

To determine the distance, you need to take the points distance of the calendar event (eg 100km for an over-distance 115km event) and add the minimum distance of the ECE (so a mandatory route 105km ECE would count as 105km). So with these examples, the time allowed would be 205k at 14.3km/h, which is just over 14 hours.

For those ECE'ing the winter series event, this will be a useful reminder.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 October, 2017, 04:58:20 pm
ECE time allowed

Following a discussion with Carlos & Bernster yesterday regarding the time allowed for an ECE, and whether the calendar ride is included in the calculation of time at the minimum speed, I found the following on aukweb, which is quite categoric:

The overall minimum speed for the ECE Perm + Calendar event will be 14.3km/hr irrespective of the minimum speed of the calendar event itself.

To determine the distance, you need to take the points distance of the calendar event (eg 100km for an over-distance 115km event) and add the minimum distance of the ECE (so a mandatory route 105km ECE would count as 105km). So with these examples, the time allowed would be 205k at 14.3km/h, which is just over 14 hours.

For those ECE'ing the winter series event, this will be a useful reminder.

Hmmm - I thought it was the total distance of both added together, not the calendar points distance + total ECE ?  ???  Was there a particular thing that added the clarification regarding calendar event that you found that I missed?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 October, 2017, 05:06:47 pm
Hmmm - I thought it was the total distance of both added together, not the calendar points distance + total ECE ?  ???  Was there a particular thing that added the clarification regarding calendar event that you found that I missed?

Yes, as per http://www.aukweb.net/diy/ece/ecefaq/ (http://www.aukweb.net/diy/ece/ecefaq/)

7. What if the calendar event and/ or the ECE are overdistance?
The calendar event will only be allowed the nominal distance eg 100 200 etc for reasons stated above. However if a calendar event is a lot longer than this you will not get extra time allowance for the ECE. ie a 115km calendar event + 100km ECE is not given the time allowance based on 215km but only that based on 200km. This means it's important to ensure you can get round both parts of the ECE within time.
An overdistance ECE that is the minimum distance between controls is however allowed an extra time allowance for the ECE leg; thus if it's 60km minimum distance between the ECE start and a 100km calendar event you will be allowed a time allowance based on 220km.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 October, 2017, 05:30:55 pm
Hmmm - I thought it was the total distance of both added together, not the calendar points distance + total ECE ?  ???  Was there a particular thing that added the clarification regarding calendar event that you found that I missed?

Yes, as per http://www.aukweb.net/diy/ece/ecefaq/ (http://www.aukweb.net/diy/ece/ecefaq/)

7. What if the calendar event and/ or the ECE are overdistance?
The calendar event will only be allowed the nominal distance eg 100 200 etc for reasons stated above. However if a calendar event is a lot longer than this you will not get extra time allowance for the ECE. ie a 115km calendar event + 100km ECE is not given the time allowance based on 215km but only that based on 200km. This means it's important to ensure you can get round both parts of the ECE within time.
An overdistance ECE that is the minimum distance between controls is however allowed an extra time allowance for the ECE leg; thus if it's 60km minimum distance between the ECE start and a 100km calendar event you will be allowed a time allowance based on 220km.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 October, 2017, 08:42:12 am
Thanks Psyclist, that's good news. I was over thinking it slightly :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 09 October, 2017, 10:53:22 am
 :thumbsup: Indeed, that is a good reminder. I seem to remember looking into it last year after I nearly timed out on the first winter series event having spent far too long socialising after the event. I generally just try to stick to a BRM minimum speed level knowing that will get me through in good time but a pub finish can be a distraction to that strategy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 October, 2017, 11:14:32 am
I tend to use Huggy's rule of thumb, which is 7 hours for each 100km. Then I use 4 minutes per km for the remainder. That's useful for on-the-fly calculations, like when sat drinking that x'th pint!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 09 October, 2017, 11:30:04 am
I have just submitted my ECE for the Essex 3R's Helpers ride planned to start at stupid O'Clock1 on the 28th.  With 43km to ride before the start of the 'calendar' route when meeting psyclist outside (on account of them not being open at Audax O'Clock) Witham Wetherspoons at 6am, followed by the 107.8km 3R's route, finished off with a 57.7km round trip to the Blue Egg. Those mathematically astute among you will notice that my ECE is 100.7km therefore I will have 14 hours and 2 minutes to complete the 208.5km, so almost BRM pace with the over distance in the calendar event distance.  This gives me two thoughts:
 :smug: that my ECE is pretty much minimum distance with a little distance buffer to keep the validation happy
 :-\ that I have no ECE over distance to create a time buffer if in (hopefully unlikely) trouble

I'm sure it will be fun anyway  :thumbsup:

[1] stupid O'Clock is defined by me as earlier than Audax O'Clock
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 October, 2017, 11:59:17 am
I have just submitted my ECE for the Essex 3R's Helpers ride planned to start at stupid O'Clock1 on the 28th.  With 43km to ride before the start of the 'calendar' route when meeting psyclist outside (on account of them not being open at Audax O'Clock) Witham Wetherspoons at 6am, followed by the 107.8km 3R's route, finished off with a 57.7km round trip to the Blue Egg. Those mathematically astute among you will notice that my ECE is 100.7km therefore I will have 14 hours and 2 minutes to complete the 208.5km, so almost BRM pace with the over distance in the calendar event distance.  This gives me two thoughts:
 :smug: that my ECE is pretty much minimum distance with a little distance buffer to keep the validation happy
 :-\ that I have no ECE over distance to create a time buffer if in (hopefully unlikely) trouble

I'm sure it will be fun anyway  :thumbsup:

[1] stupid O'Clock is defined by me as earlier than Audax O'Clock

Sounds good. Are you joining psyclist in his post ride, warm down, volleyball match?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 09 October, 2017, 12:11:53 pm
Sounds good. Are you joining psyclist in his post ride, warm down, volleyball match?
errrr, no.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 09 October, 2017, 03:13:30 pm
I suspect I will be on for a VERY Stupid O'clock start as I will once again be aiming to do the full 100 before the event so that I can enjoy the socialising afterwards and I might even look for some train assistance back home.....if that is in anyway possible with @GA
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 10 October, 2017, 05:51:58 pm
ECE time allowed

Following a discussion with Carlos & Bernster yesterday regarding the time allowed for an ECE, and whether the calendar ride is included in the calculation of time at the minimum speed, I found the following on aukweb, which is quite categoric:

The overall minimum speed for the ECE Perm + Calendar event will be 14.3km/hr irrespective of the minimum speed of the calendar event itself.

To determine the distance, you need to take the points distance of the calendar event (eg 100km for an over-distance 115km event) and add the minimum distance of the ECE (so a mandatory route 105km ECE would count as 105km). So with these examples, the time allowed would be 205k at 14.3km/h, which is just over 14 hours.

For those ECE'ing the winter series event, this will be a useful reminder.
Cheers for following up mate, that makes sense  :thumbsup:
Title: ACME socks?
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 14 October, 2017, 09:34:24 am
Hi all,

During last Wednesdays training ride we discussed acme socks

I have found defeet sell "Belgium" socks which are upside down colours for Belgium, but great for us in red, yellow and black. They are in short supply in some options so if people are interested please drop me a pm

They have defeet Aireator or mtb versions at £13.48 & £15.29 respectively

Regards

Grey Sheep
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 October, 2017, 08:31:50 am
Wouldn't it be good if ...

I'm riding the Cambridge Autumnal on Saturday, and it would be nice to know which other ACME riders will be there. To generalise up a level, it would be good to see further into the future, and then make decisions based on rides others have entered. Word of mouth on a Wednesday evening is one option, but when those evenings are not accessible an online solution beckons.

Such a view of ACME rider entered events would be a good addition to the website, which will hopefully be in place soon ... before the winter series?

The optimal source for this data would be aukweb, but to automate a system that retrieves events entered for each rider would be quite a bit of work, and involve storing each rider's login details, which would involve a number of issues, not least security.

Another option would be to maintain a shared online spreadsheet, where each of us could enter details of upcoming rides, and whoever is riding could add their name. A view of the spreadsheet could be provided on the ACME website.

This would only work if sufficient riders could see the benefit and were willing to add details of their rides over time.

What do you think?

Are there other solution options that would be more slick?

And who is riding the Cambridge Autumnal on Saturday ... do I need to bring a crossword to keep myself busy if I'm likely to be delayed by the gear cable changing and puncture fixing shenanigans witnessed last year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sib on 18 October, 2017, 09:34:42 am
Wouldn't it be good if ...

Are there other solution options that would be more slick?


You could do this with a facebook group and create diary events which allow you to see who's attending etc.?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 October, 2017, 10:14:35 am
Wouldn't it be good if ...

.............................

And who is riding the Cambridge Autumnal on Saturday ... do I need to bring a crossword to keep myself busy if I'm likely to be delayed by the gear cable changing and puncture fixing shenanigans witnessed last year?

I'll try to remember to charge the DI2 before Saturday then.... (dont forget to pack extra inner tubes though!)




RWGPS has an RSVP option for events - but any solution will need some setup, care & feeding - not everyone is on either RWGPS, FB or even G+ / Google
 
AUK now shows a bit of text if you have entered ("Jason you are on the starting line for this event" or some such) but that only shows if you have entered, but I usually don't enter till a few weeks before so often have a calendar full of events and pick off the one that takes my fancy closer to the date.
Title: Re: ACME socks?
Post by: Oaky on 18 October, 2017, 10:24:02 am
Hi all,

During last Wednesdays training ride we discussed acme socks

I have found defeet sell "Belgium" socks which are upside down colours for Belgium, but great for us in red, yellow and black. They are in short supply in some options so if people are interested please drop me a pm

They have defeet Aireator or mtb versions at £13.48 & £15.29 respectively

Regards

Grey Sheep

I'd be in for a pair of either option - size M

(note that Germany also works for ACME colours and they appear to have more choice of sizes available in those at velo-perso:-
https://www.velo-perso.com/en/defeet-aireator/432-defeet-aireator-hi-top-germany.html#/53-color-white/49-shoe_size-l_eu_43_455_women_11_13_men_95_115
)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 October, 2017, 10:46:56 am
not everyone is on either RWGPS
As a group we could do what we have talked about in the past and subscribe to Club RWGPS, individuals can continue their subscribed privileges and join the group, cancelling their personal subscription at some point in favour or contribution towards the Club subscription.  Last time I looked it was about £250/year for club membership.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2017, 10:49:23 am
I’d like some faux denim Rainlegs in ACME colours. Alternatively I could just get some red, yellow and black Sharpie pens and colour in my existing Rainlegs, could be a fun way to spend a few long winter evenings.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2017, 10:51:07 am
not everyone is on either RWGPS
As a group we could do what we have talked about in the past and subscribe to Club RWGPS, individuals can continue their subscribed privileges and join the group, cancelling their personal subscription at some point in favour or contribution towards the Club subscription.  Last time I looked it was about £250/year for club membership.

Or we could all just move in together.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 October, 2017, 10:54:11 am
not everyone is on either RWGPS
As a group we could do what we have talked about in the past and subscribe to Club RWGPS, individuals can continue their subscribed privileges and join the group, cancelling their personal subscription at some point in favour or contribution towards the Club subscription.  Last time I looked it was about £250/year for club membership.

Or we could all just move in together.
That won't work either, I've never put anything on the family calendar pinned to the kitchen notice board
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2017, 10:55:31 am
Just trying to be helpful  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 October, 2017, 09:09:28 am
We made our second visit of the year to the Kings Head at Tollesbury last night.

I arrived fashionably late to find Tomsk, Jiber, Huggy, Oaky, Grey Sheep, OD and Hotblack tucking into a Thirslet Spit.

Once they had stopped admiring my new fatsuit and marvelling at Jiber's new 'phone, talk turned to ACME's stellar performance in the Organisers' Points Championship - second ! and another strong year in the club championship (we are still working on a transfer fee for the Straggler).

Jiber then led us through a blow by blow (dump by dump ?) account of his bowel movements during LEL.  He even had sound effects for the different end results, quite grim it was  :facepalm:  "These are the things they don't tell you about audaxing" he pronounced as if uncovering a great conspiracy,  I think the rest of us probably knew why.

By this time Oaky and I had settled on Courage Directors as the Quaffers' Choice while everyone else made Hotblack's life a misery by ordering a range of drinks and then changing their minds.  AndyC33333333333 wouldn't have stood for any of that nonsense.  He certainly wouldn't have stood for the substitution for G&T that OD demanded.

"I hope that lot haven't got far to go" said one of the regulars in the beer garden as we set off into the deep fog.  Fortunately, most of us didn't - except Tomsk and he probably has some sort of laser vision.

It did warm the heart to see OD pedalling his fixed machine alongside Tomsk as they led us off down a dark lane.  Well, it warmed my heart but Huggy seems to be backtracking on his fixed plans.  Apparently he likes freewheeling too much or some other wimpy nonsense.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2017, 09:14:26 am
The Bard is back - terrific stuff!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2017, 10:22:50 am
The Bard is back - terrific stuff!

+1  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 October, 2017, 01:14:20 pm
Huggy seems to be backtracking on his fixed plans.  Apparently he likes freewheeling too much or some other wimpy nonsense.
Yup  :smug:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2017, 01:28:07 pm
Huggy seems to be backtracking on his fixed plans.  Apparently he likes freewheeling too much or some other wimpy nonsense.
Yup  :smug:

I am still of the opinion that its downright rude to ignore the fact that some bright spark went to the trouble of inventing a freewheel and gears.  That said I am sort of enjoying riding fixed and will no doubt be proper smug if I'm still riding fixed come the spring.  Yesterday evening was a bit scary given the fog, wet roads and splodges of mud sprinkled about.  It's fair to say I am a long way from the outer edges of my comfort zone which is no bad thing every now and then.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 October, 2017, 01:30:26 pm
I am still of the opinion that its downright rude to ignore the fact that some bright spark went to the trouble of inventing a freewheel and gears.  That said I am sort of enjoying riding fixed and will no doubt be proper smug if I'm still riding fixed come the spring.  Yesterday evening was a bit scary given the fog, wet roads and splodges of mud sprinkled about.  It's fair to say I am a long way from the outer edges of my comfort zone which is no bad thing every now and then.

You looked extremely comfortable as you sped off with Tomsk last night.

Huggy is missing out on all the fun.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2017, 01:38:04 pm
 :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2017, 02:09:25 pm
Huggy seems to be backtracking on his fixed plans.  Apparently he likes freewheeling too much or some other wimpy nonsense.
Yup  :smug:

I am still of the opinion that its downright rude to ignore the fact that some bright spark went to the trouble of inventing a freewheel and gears.  That said I am sort of enjoying riding fixed and will no doubt be proper smug if I'm still riding fixed come the spring.  Yesterday evening was a bit scary given the fog, wet roads and splodges of mud sprinkled about.  It's fair to say I am a long way from the outer edges of my comfort zone which is no bad thing every now and then.

My ankle is thanking me for gears this morning!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2017, 02:22:23 pm
I'm not sure now much my knees are enjoying BJ, particularly the right one.  I'm hoping the muscles around my knee joints will strengthen and offer more support. 
Title: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 19 October, 2017, 07:00:25 pm
I'm not sure now much my knees are enjoying BJ, particularly the right one.  I'm hoping the muscles around my knee joints will strengthen and offer more support.

sore knees and BJ in the same sentence not sure if that sounds a bit wrong.......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 19 October, 2017, 07:18:59 pm
I'm not sure now much my knees are enjoying BJ, particularly the right one.  I'm hoping the muscles around my knee joints will strengthen and offer more support.

There is a school of thought that suggests setting the saddle a little higher on fixed, in order to reduce the maximum knee flexion.  I don't know how much difference it makes though - I run mine at exactly the same height.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 October, 2017, 07:34:59 pm
I'm not sure now much my knees are enjoying BJ, particularly the right one.  I'm hoping the muscles around my knee joints will strengthen and offer more support.

There is a school of thought that suggests setting the saddle a little higher on fixed, in order to reduce the maximum knee flexion.  I don't know how much difference it makes though - I run mine at exactly the same height.

I run all my saddles at the same height, but do get out of the saddle a lot on fixed, unless occasionally deliberately doing some seated climbing. Spinning downhill at speed I do shift back to lengthen the stroke, which is much more comfortable.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 20 October, 2017, 10:49:23 am
I'm not sure now much my knees are enjoying BJ, particularly the right one.  I'm hoping the muscles around my knee joints will strengthen and offer more support.

There is a school of thought that suggests setting the saddle a little higher on fixed, in order to reduce the maximum knee flexion.  I don't know how much difference it makes though - I run mine at exactly the same height.

I run all my saddles at the same height, but do get out of the saddle a lot on fixed, unless occasionally deliberately doing some seated climbing. Spinning downhill at speed I do shift back to lengthen the stroke, which is much more comfortable.

I also run all my saddles at the same height (as measured from bottom of pedal stroke). The fixed bikes run slightly shorter cranks (170 vs 172.5 or 175 on the geared bikes) - the fixed cranks were factory fit and I have felt no need to change them. Shorter cranks give a bit more road clearance for cornering, but most ground clearance difference between the fixed and geared bikes is down to BB height and chainset/axle width.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 October, 2017, 10:56:36 am
Clicky (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=105450.0)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 October, 2017, 01:11:35 pm
I run all my saddles at the same height as well. My knees also struggled a bit over the first few months but all OK after that. Grin and Bear it and rest them when needed but I would agree with Tomsk that taking the opportunity to get out of the saddle regularly helps the knees a lot.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 October, 2017, 10:30:12 am
ECE of the 3 R's entered, 100km before the off....I've just realised it covers quite  a lot of the Essex R&R route....heading up to Sudbury, Finchingfield and back to Witham....the legs should be nicely warmed up by the time I get to Witham at least.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 October, 2017, 10:52:29 am
I'm torn between 100km before or a split of 80/20 with a cycle home from the pub.... I suspect I'll go for the 100km as it will mellow me out for the main event  ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 October, 2017, 01:32:46 pm
I'm torn between 100km before or a split of 80/20 with a cycle home from the pub.... I suspect I'll go for the 100km as it will mellow me out for the main event  ;D :thumbsup:

Yep, I did consider it but after experience last year I just know 100k before is the sensible option. My thinking is that even if I am at the Spoons just before 10 I can start behind the rest of the field and just stop less on the way round.

It is nice to not have to watch the time and I'll let the conditions (and GA) decide how I get home from there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 26 October, 2017, 04:30:04 pm
Some of us didn't have much option about cycling after the 100 km due to the near perfect alignment of the inaugural series with engineering works! Hoping for a bit more choice in the matter this year, although not convinced it's a good idea to head out so early if there is ice about, but then again maybe the difference between a 4am and a 6am start is not really significant. I do like the concept of rolling out of the spoons to Witham station....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 October, 2017, 07:16:41 pm
Grimpeur du Sud rides - need company?

I will be needing my climbing legs to be strong next year, and have just discovered the Grimpeur du Sud RtY award, which will be a sure fire way to build those legs without travelling too far. I'll be riding calendar events wherever possible, ECEing the 100km ones, and then supplementing with rides like Meridian Hills and Around Weald Expedition in other months.

So if you're preparing for the ACME Grand, aiming for the Grimpeur du Sud, or just want to get fit ready for a trip to the Alps, give me a shout. It would be good to have some familiar company.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 27 October, 2017, 09:33:39 am
I'm usually up for a hilly ride whenever practical,  so keep me in the loop with your plans  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 October, 2017, 10:02:29 am
I'm usually up for a hilly ride whenever practical,  so keep me in the loop with your plans  :thumbsup:

Cool. Current plans are:

Nov 19 or 26 - Meridian Hills or AWE
Dec second half - Meridian Hills or AWE
Jan 26 - Hills and Mills + ECE (starting ECE at a convenient place to park approx 50k from start of calendar ride)
Feb 24 - Mad Jacks + ECE

The November and December dates will depend on the weather, and if anybody else is available.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 October, 2017, 11:23:18 am
I think I need a DIY for Nov so could be a plan.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 27 October, 2017, 11:42:28 am
I've got cards for both AWE and MH, so could be an option - my geared bike is in bits at the moment whilst I do some maintenance, so I'll need to find time to put it back together before committing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 October, 2017, 12:16:55 pm
I think I need a DIY for Nov so could be a plan.

Sounds good. Unless you are date constrained, we can keep that open until the medal ceremony weekend when the prevailing weather might be more known.

I've got cards for both AWE and MH, so could be an option - my geared bike is in bits at the moment whilst I do some maintenance, so I'll need to find time to put it back together before committing.

Likewise, I've just placed my request in for both cards. Hopefully you'll now have an impetus to get that maintenance finished  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 October, 2017, 01:59:25 pm
I'd be up for a ride on the 19th, afraid I can't manage the 26th. I'll order the brevet cards. I'm missing psyclist's  motivational comments as I gurn my way up each climb. I must warn you all that his idea of an easy ECE route usually has more climbing than the main event.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 October, 2017, 01:59:58 pm
... Hopefully you'll now have an impetus to get that maintenance finished  :)

Have you fitted your ACME mudflaps yet???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 27 October, 2017, 02:15:40 pm
... Hopefully you'll now have an impetus to get that maintenance finished  :)

Have you fitted your ACME mudflaps yet???
The expression "through gritted teeth" has been brought to life on some recent audax events, and just because I started at the back to avoid the issue didn't mean I stayed at the back.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 October, 2017, 02:27:39 pm
... Hopefully you'll now have an impetus to get that maintenance finished  :)

Have you fitted your ACME mudflaps yet???
The expression "through gritted teeth" has been brought to life on some recent audax events...

Exactly.  When we went to Holland I found riding behind psyclist sans flaps meant I was getting wet from the skies and the road!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 October, 2017, 02:29:47 pm
... Hopefully you'll now have an impetus to get that maintenance finished  :)

Have you fitted your ACME mudflaps yet???
The expression "through gritted teeth" has been brought to life on some recent audax events, and just because I started at the back to avoid the issue didn't mean I stayed at the back.

I'll be riding a different bike tomorrow and for the hilly rides ... one with full mudguards already fitted  :)

But yes, I do need to fit that ACME mudflap to my singlespeed, if only I could find where it is. At least I don't need to source suitable fixing bolts/nuts, as I have been reliably informed that the mudflap came with such items.

For the record OD, I've remembered what the 'gadget' was, and will take it next Wednesday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 27 October, 2017, 04:30:08 pm
... Hopefully you'll now have an impetus to get that maintenance finished  :)

Have you fitted your ACME mudflaps yet???
My rear mudflap has been attached since LEL, but I could do with one for the singlespeed as well - don't suppose you have any spares or whether a repeat order is on the cards at any point?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 October, 2017, 04:31:34 pm
I think the minimum flap order is about a dozen.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 October, 2017, 04:48:33 pm
I could do with another flap for the new bike. Just 10 more customers for you to find!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 October, 2017, 04:55:56 pm
I may need a new flap also, so down to 9.

19th Nov provisionally earmarked for hilly ride. Looks like we have quite some interest.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 October, 2017, 11:40:22 am
The Mountains of Essex

On a ride yesterday, there was some debate over the highest point in Essex. To resolve this, I have done my research and determined that the answer is Chrishall Common in the NW of the county near Saffron Walden.

Additional facts uncovered are that Essex has a higher point than Cambridgeshire, Suffolk and Norfolk ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_counties_by_highest_point (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_counties_by_highest_point)

For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak, but that might be comparative to surrounding ground rather than the absolute height, https://www.themountainguide.co.uk/england/essex (https://www.themountainguide.co.uk/england/essex). Best quote from that website has to be:

Quote
The mountain guide has 5 mountains listed in Essex, England.

Who would have thought Essex was quite so mountainous!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 October, 2017, 01:20:26 pm
I’m a member of the Essex Mountain Rescue group on Facebook, so there must be some here!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 29 October, 2017, 02:30:46 pm
Can I ask which Essex Mountain Rescue. My brother formed what we believe to be the original and even had t shirts made which baffled people when we climbed Snowdon. However there is a newer group who claim to be Essex Mountain Rescue which we would have objected to except they appear to support real mountain rescue so don't.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 October, 2017, 04:18:24 pm
Can I ask which Essex Mountain Rescue. My brother formed what we believe to be the original and even had t shirts made which baffled people when we climbed Snowdon. However there is a newer group who claim to be Essex Mountain Rescue which we would have objected to except they appear to support real mountain rescue so don't.
This one (https://www.facebook.com/groups/2259381536/)
As you and Geoff are members I'm guessing that I join the correct one  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 29 October, 2017, 06:14:06 pm
Brilliant I can't quiet believe anyone outside the usual suspects has joined. Unfortunately our only rescue resulted in a fatality when I waded in to rescue a I injured duckling. Should have left that to Witham RNLI
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 30 October, 2017, 10:52:36 am
The Mountains of Essex
For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak

If you mean the numbering on the linked page,  I think that's just alphabetical order - e.g. clicking into the pages for the peaks gives Cabin Hill elevation @ 90m comapred to Chrishall Common @ 147m.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 October, 2017, 10:56:08 am
I think the minimum flap order is about a dozen.
Depending upon surplus funds in the ACME coffers a minimum order could be made up and spares held in stock for future new steeds.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 October, 2017, 10:57:34 am
I'll take a rear flap.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 October, 2017, 12:50:02 pm
I'll take a rear flap.

How about another 2 for your caravan?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 October, 2017, 12:50:50 pm
The Mountains of Essex
For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak

If you mean the numbering on the linked page,  I think that's just alphabetical order - e.g. clicking into the pages for the peaks gives Cabin Hill elevation @ 90m comapred to Chrishall Common @ 147m.

That would explain it. Small oversight on my part, assuming the more logical ordering in height order.

I'm still impressed that Essex has 5 mountains!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 October, 2017, 12:52:35 pm
I'll take a rear flap.

How about another 2 for your caravan?

Jealousy is a terrible thing  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 30 October, 2017, 12:56:02 pm
Maybe we could devise a mountains an Valleys ride to complement the rivers and reservoirs rides. I wonder if it would attract any AAA points?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 October, 2017, 12:58:04 pm
The Mountains of Essex
For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak

If you mean the numbering on the linked page,  I think that's just alphabetical order - e.g. clicking into the pages for the peaks gives Cabin Hill elevation @ 90m comapred to Chrishall Common @ 147m.

Great Chishill is on the route of the Manningtree 200 perm, a route I heartily recommend, probably the hilliest Essex Audax. The village is just North of the common and is actually in Cambridgeshire. So there......
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 October, 2017, 01:51:36 pm
Maybe we could devise a mountains an Valleys ride to complement the rivers and reservoirs rides. I wonder if it would attract any AAA points?

I've been considering for a while trying to pull together a ride wholly in Essex that would get the AAA points. That task is marginally easier knowing where all the mountains are, but the peaks are quite dispersed. Just north of Havering there's some hilly terrain which would be good for part of the route, but it would need to link up with other lumpy areas for a decent ride, rather than a gratuitous ride zigzagging up and down an escarpment.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 October, 2017, 01:55:37 pm
The Mountains of Essex
For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak

If you mean the numbering on the linked page,  I think that's just alphabetical order - e.g. clicking into the pages for the peaks gives Cabin Hill elevation @ 90m comapred to Chrishall Common @ 147m.

Great Chishill is on the route of the Manningtree 200 perm, a route I heartily recommend, probably the hilliest Essex Audax. The village is just North of the common and is actually in Cambridgeshire. So there......

Does it not also feature on the Windmill Ride ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jack on 30 October, 2017, 02:02:58 pm
Hi all.

I'll buy a pair of ACME mudguard flaps, if there's an order.

I'm in for 3Rs so maybe see some of you Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 30 October, 2017, 02:06:53 pm
The Mountains of Essex
For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak

If you mean the numbering on the linked page,  I think that's just alphabetical order - e.g. clicking into the pages for the peaks gives Cabin Hill elevation @ 90m comapred to Chrishall Common @ 147m.

Great Chishill is on the route of the Manningtree 200 perm, a route I heartily recommend, probably the hilliest Essex Audax. The village is just North of the common and is actually in Cambridgeshire. So there......

Does it not also feature on the Windmill Ride ?


It does.  (Or at least did back when I rode it).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2017, 02:18:24 pm
The Mountains of Essex
For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak

If you mean the numbering on the linked page,  I think that's just alphabetical order - e.g. clicking into the pages for the peaks gives Cabin Hill elevation @ 90m comapred to Chrishall Common @ 147m.

Great Chishill is on the route of the Manningtree 200 perm, a route I heartily recommend, probably the hilliest Essex Audax. The village is just North of the common and is actually in Cambridgeshire. So there......

Depends on how far back you go (I recall Wilkyboy mentioning), "Until 1895, Chishill was in Essex but then the boundary was changed and it became Cambridgeshire, however the church is still in the Diocese of Chelmsford."
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 October, 2017, 06:49:12 pm
The Mountains of Essex
For some reason the mountain guide has Cabin Hill as a higher peak

If you mean the numbering on the linked page,  I think that's just alphabetical order - e.g. clicking into the pages for the peaks gives Cabin Hill elevation @ 90m comapred to Chrishall Common @ 147m.

Great Chishill is on the route of the Manningtree 200 perm, a route I heartily recommend, probably the hilliest Essex Audax. The village is just North of the common and is actually in Cambridgeshire. So there......

Depends on how far back you go (I recall Wilkyboy mentioning), "Until 1895, Chishill was in Essex but then the boundary was changed and it became Cambridgeshire, however the church is still in the Diocese of Chelmsford."

Even I don`t quite go back to 1895!

We`d have to do very well to get AAA points and stay in Essex, what hills there are, are quite slight and a fair way apart.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 October, 2017, 07:10:22 pm
We`d have to do very well to get AAA points and stay in Essex, what hills there are, are quite slight and a fair way apart.

I've just done a quick attempt at a route in the Abridge/Toot Hill area, and got to 550m of climbing in 50km. It needs to be 750m of climbing as a minimum for that distance. I think it is going to be possible.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 October, 2017, 08:10:15 pm
We`d have to do very well to get AAA points and stay in Essex, what hills there are, are quite slight and a fair way apart.

I've just done a quick attempt at a route in the Abridge/Toot Hill area, and got to 550m of climbing in 50km. It needs to be 750m of climbing as a minimum for that distance. I think it is going to be possible.

If anyone can find hills, you can. Keep trying.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 October, 2017, 02:11:07 am
ACME mudflaps...

Does everyone just want rear flaps or front flaps too?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 31 October, 2017, 05:42:14 am
ECE time allowed

Following a discussion with Carlos & Bernster yesterday regarding the time allowed for an ECE, and whether the calendar ride is included in the calculation of time at the minimum speed, I found the following on aukweb, which is quite categoric:

The overall minimum speed for the ECE Perm + Calendar event will be 14.3km/hr irrespective of the minimum speed of the calendar event itself.

To determine the distance, you need to take the points distance of the calendar event (eg 100km for an over-distance 115km event) and add the minimum distance of the ECE (so a mandatory route 105km ECE would count as 105km). So with these examples, the time allowed would be 205k at 14.3km/h, which is just over 14 hours.

For those ECE'ing the winter series event, this will be a useful reminder.

Following an update from Martin on another thread, the details on aukweb are not current.

The distance calculation if you are following a mandatory route AND looking to submit a route that includes both the calendar ride and ECE before the event only needs to be the points distance; the nominal distance of the calendar ride is not used in this scenario.

So in the example of the calendar ride being 115km, the ECE must be at least 85km. The route submitted beforehand must total 200km or more. When being validated, the calendar ride part of the route does not need to be followed exactly, only the ECE portion. In total the ride must have been more than 200km, so if an issue (eg road closure) forces the calendar ride to be shortened, an extra distance needs to be ridden to ensure the total distance is achieved.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2017, 05:14:15 pm
I have just renewed my AUK membership.  £14 seems a small price to pay for not doing audaxes or earning any points  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 November, 2017, 05:19:15 pm
I have just renewed my AUK membership.  £14 seems a small price to pay for not doing audaxes or earning any points  :thumbsup:
you did one last weekend!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2017, 05:28:46 pm
I have just renewed my AUK membership.  £14 seems a small price to pay for not doing audaxes or earning any points  :thumbsup:

you did one last weekend!

No I didn't.  I had a nice ride and went further on BJ than ever before but I missed the Stock (couldn't be arsed to turn left) and Danbury (didn't seem much point) controls and haven't submitted my brevet.  DNF  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 November, 2017, 05:31:43 pm
I have just renewed my AUK membership.  £14 seems a small price to pay for not doing audaxes or earning any points  :thumbsup:

you did one last weekend!

No I didn't.  I had a nice ride and went further on BJ than ever before but I missed the Stock (couldn't be arsed to turn left) and Danbury (didn't seem much point) controls and haven't submitted my brevet.  DNF  :thumbsup:
but you entered and paid to ride your bike on public roads that would otherwise have been zero cost to your Great British Pound beer tokens
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2017, 05:42:03 pm
My dedication to ACME knows no bounds.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 November, 2017, 09:08:23 am
Kirsty MacColl knew a guy down the chip shop who swore he was Elvis.  Last night, when we arrived at the pub, there was an old bloke sitting in the corner, cackling to himself who swore he had ridden LEL.  He even had the jersey !  We humoured the poor old duffer and let him join in with us though. 

The night had begun normally enough with a good sized contingent assembling at Spa; OD, the Hustler, Hotblack, Tomsk, Stanners Kiwi, Grey Sheep and the Lord Oakington all tore off into the darkness leaving me puffing away behind - I did actually have to check I hadn't turned up on time trial night by mistake.  What made it all the more galling was that Tomsk had turned up on what looked like a small road roller and was carrying a selection of garden tools, I am sure I saw a full size scythe sticking out his saddle bag and very possibly a small lawnmower.  We managed to avoid the COR that had been carelessly left in the route when I cobbled it together 2 years ago and arrived at the Donkey & Buskins in reasonable time.

This was a new pub to nearly all of us and it was a lot nicer inside than we had anticipated.  The only downside was a limited selection of ales.  Firelight by St Peter's won the Quaffers Choice by default but it would have been a winner most nights anyway.  Of course some of our more irresponsible members took the limited selection as an excuse to go seriously off piste; OD was lost in the wine list for a good half hour before choosing his vintage, Oaky went for Tia Maria and Guinness, Stanners slipped back into his old ways with a cider and LEL Elvis mumbled something about meths so we gave him a Guinness as well.  It is fortunate that the Hustler now comes equipped with a waiter's pad and his very own Kitty Kitty pen.  He was also able, yet again, to charm the barmaid into delivering the beers for him.  He seems to be labouring under the misapprehension that he has been elevated to some sort of executive position.

As well as planning what will hopefully become a couple of new ACME rides, we discussed something to do with broadband, Epiphany and Wales.  We also held the first meeting of the MEMWNS caravan club.  Sadly the conversation had to be cut short when our diversity officer Oaky was forced to step in to caution OD about his behaviour.  Oaky is now designing a series of cultural awareness workshops, attendance at which will be compulsory.

It hadn't got any warmer outside while we sat in the pub so it was a cold ride home.  Tomsk probably had a brazier in his saddlebag as well so he would have been alright.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 November, 2017, 09:33:42 am
You forgot to mention that Monday evening could see us all on the telly. An email that I didn’t realise I had until this morning reveals that Hannah, the lady who phoned me, is an assistant producer on The One Show. Later on today I shall be getting in touch with huggy to tell him about his next IT challenge.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 November, 2017, 09:37:44 am
Kirsty MacColl knew a guy down the chip shop who swore he was Elvis.  Last night, when we arrived at the pub, there was an old bloke sitting in the corner, cackling to himself who swore he had ridden LEL.  He even had the jersey !  We humoured the poor old duffer and let him join in with us though. 

The night had begun normally enough with a good sized contingent assembling at Spa; OD, the Hustler, Hotblack, Tomsk, Stanners Kiwi, Grey Sheep and the Lord Oakington all tore off into the darkness leaving me puffing away behind - I did actually have to check I hadn't turned up on time trial night by mistake.  What made it all the more galling was that Tomsk had turned up on what looked like a small road roller and was carrying a selection of garden tools, I am sure I saw a full size scythe sticking out his saddle bag and very possibly a small lawnmower.  We managed to avoid the COR that had been carelessly left in the route when I cobbled it together 2 years ago and arrived at the Donkey & Buskins in reasonable time.

This was a new pub to nearly all of us and it was a lot nicer inside than we had anticipated.  The only downside was a limited selection of ales.  Firelight by St Peter's won the Quaffers Choice by default but it would have been a winner most nights anyway.  Of course some of our more irresponsible members took the limited selection as an excuse to go seriously off piste; OD was lost in the wine list for a good half hour before choosing his vintage, Oaky went for Tia Maria and Guinness, Stanners slipped back into his old ways with a cider and LEL Elvis mumbled something about meths so we gave him a Guinness as well.  It is fortunate that the Hustler now comes equipped with a waiter's pad and his very own Kitty Kitty pen.  He was also able, yet again, to charm the barmaid into delivering the beers for him.  He seems to be labouring under the misapprehension that he has been elevated to some sort of executive position.

As well as planning what will hopefully become a couple of new ACME rides, we discussed something to do with broadband, Epiphany and Wales.  We also held the first meeting of the MEMWNS caravan club.  Sadly the conversation had to be cut short when our diversity officer Oaky was forced to step in to caution OD about his behaviour.  Oaky is now designing a series of cultural awareness workshops, attendance at which will be compulsory.

It hadn't got any warmer outside while we sat in the pub so it was a cold ride home.  Tomsk probably had a brazier in his saddlebag as well so he would have been alright.

Did you give the cat a stroke or has it packed it's bags and headed off to London?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 November, 2017, 04:19:49 pm
RIGHT THEN, LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT, IT LOOKS LIKE ACME IS GOING TO BE ON THE TELLY!!!

As mentioned yesterday evening, during last month I attempted to register ACME for The BBC One Show Virtual Rickshaw Challenge  (http://rickshaw.bbcchildreninneed.co.uk/) in aid of Children in Need.  For those of you who don't know the Rickshaw Challenge (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1gRFL3txwwWdMPshdNwRNRg/the-rickshaw-challenge-2017) involves young people with disabilities and special needs taking turns to pedal a rickshaw over a pretty significant distance.  This year they are riding from London to Glasgow in a week (500 miles)  :o  Anyhow, the raise extra money the BBC are giving clubs the chance to do their own Rickshaw Challenge by logging their mileages and trying to get sponsorship. 

Thinking this was a great idea I thought I'd register ACME!  The problem was the website sort of defeated me, I managed to link my Strava account to the team page I created but couldn't figure out how to do much else.  So I donated £25, gave up, and forgot all about it.  But...

Yesterday evening, just as I was getting ready a lady called Hannah, who is the One Show's Assistant Producer, phoned me to find out about the ACME Rickshaw Challenge ... oops!  :-[  I fessed up and told her of my difficulties but said we were still  interested.  After telling her all about us Hannah asked if we would be interested in talking part in Monday's show.  I told her we would be absolutely delighted and she said she would get back to me today to confirm ... and she has  :thumbsup:  We are going to be on the telly  ;D

Here is where you come in:

1. I have managed to get the Virtual Rickshaw Challenge web page to send you each an invite to join the ACME team.  If you haven't had an email and would like to take part let me know
2. You need to attach your Strava account to the team page.  If you don't have a Strava account (now's the time to get one!) there may be a way of adding your rides manually - I will try to find out
3. See if you can get people to sponsor you per mile.  I don't think there is a way of doing this automatically (I may be wrong) so you might just have to work it out for yourself and then donate via the team page

Now then, here's the exciting bit...

4. Can you get yourself to the BBC TV Centre in central London for 1730hrs on Monday???  You need to bring a bike and wear your ACME team kit.  I'm not entirely sure what we will be asked to do, just cycling around was mentioned, but who cares, we'll just wing it in true ACME fashion.  If you can make it I need to know ASAP.  We should be done by 1930hrs.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 09 November, 2017, 04:32:02 pm
How's that going to work then? They don't go anywhere near the centre of the cycling universe of Mid-Essex  :-\
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 November, 2017, 04:34:35 pm
How's that going to work then? They don't go anywhere near the centre of the cycling universe of Mid-Essex  :-\

Read the above, it's simples  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 November, 2017, 04:38:54 pm
Just to be clear, we don't have to follow the One Show route, you don't have to do anything different, just attach your Strava account to the team page and do the rides you were always going to do.  I'm not sure when the virtual challenge finishes, Hannah said something about December.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 November, 2017, 06:54:17 pm
RIGHT THEN, LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT, IT LOOKS LIKE ACME IS GOING TO BE ON THE TELLY!!!

As mentioned yesterday evening, during last month I attempted to register ACME for The BBC One Show Virtual Rickshaw Challenge  (http://rickshaw.bbcchildreninneed.co.uk/) in aid of Children in Need.  For those of you who don't know the Rickshaw Challenge (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1gRFL3txwwWdMPshdNwRNRg/the-rickshaw-challenge-2017) involves young people with disabilities and special needs taking turns to pedal a rickshaw over a pretty significant distance.  This year they are riding from London to Glasgow in a week (500 miles)  :o  Anyhow, the raise extra money the BBC are giving clubs the chance to do their own Rickshaw Challenge by logging their mileages and trying to get sponsorship. 

Thinking this was a great idea I thought I'd register ACME!  The problem was the website sort of defeated me, I managed to link my Strava account to the team page I created but couldn't figure out how to do much else.  So I donated £25, gave up, and forgot all about it.  But...

Yesterday evening, just as I was getting ready a lady called Hannah, who is the One Show's Assistant Producer, phoned me to find out about the ACME Rickshaw Challenge ... oops!  :-[  I fessed up and told her of my difficulties but said we were still  interested.  After telling her all about us Hannah asked if we would be interested in talking part in Monday's show.  I told her we would be absolutely delighted and she said she would get back to me today to confirm ... and she has  :thumbsup:  We are going to be on the telly  ;D

Here is where you come in:

1. I have managed to get the Virtual Rickshaw Challenge web page to send you each an invite to join the ACME team.  If you haven't had an email and would like to take part let me know
2. You need to attach your Strava account to the team page.  If you don't have a Strava account (now's the time to get one!) there may be a way of adding your rides manually - I will try to find out
3. See if you can get people to sponsor you per mile.  I don't think there is a way of doing this automatically (I may be wrong) so you might just have to work it out for yourself and then donate via the team page

Now then, here's the exciting bit...

4. Can you get yourself to the BBC TV Centre in central London for 1730hrs on Monday???  You need to bring a bike and wear your ACME team kit.  I'm not entirely sure what we will be asked to do, just cycling around was mentioned, but who cares, we'll just wing it in true ACME fashion.  If you can make it I need to know ASAP.  We should be done by 1930hrs.

Yeah but what about the cat?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 November, 2017, 06:58:08 pm
What cat?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 November, 2017, 07:03:36 pm
What cat?

THE Cat
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 November, 2017, 08:38:49 am
What's Strava?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 November, 2017, 08:44:11 am
What cat?
THE Cat

I'm with you now  :thumbsup:  Funnily enough I did spot the ginger cat curled up on a chair by the fire.  It looked sound asleep and very old so I wasn't sure about giving it a stroke.  Just as I was looking at said cat a waitress walked past and I asked her if it was a real cat.  She said yes  ;D

What's Strava?

Yes, I appreciate you and Tomsk aren't on Strava.   The big question is can you make it into Central London with your bike by 5:30pm on Monday?  You won't need a passport.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 10 November, 2017, 08:52:32 am
What cat?
THE Cat

I'm with you now  :thumbsup:  Funnily enough I did spot the ginger cat curled up on a chair by the fire.  It looked sound asleep and very old so I wasn't sure about giving it a stroke.  Just as I was looking at said cat a waitress walked past and I asked her if it was a real cat.  She said yes  ;D


There's a "pussy" joke in there somewhere, but I can't bring myself to type it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 November, 2017, 09:07:14 am
What cat?
THE Cat

I'm with you now  :thumbsup:  Funnily enough I did spot the ginger cat curled up on a chair by the fire.  It looked sound asleep and very old so I wasn't sure about giving it a stroke.  Just as I was looking at said cat a waitress walked past and I asked her if it was a real cat.  She said yes  ;D


There's a "pussy" joke in there somewhere, but I can't bring myself to type it.

Something like as you get stuck in to middle age it becomes more difficult to differentiate between a live pussy and a fake one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 November, 2017, 05:26:16 pm
This is SO EXCITING!!!

There has been a flurry of emails between me and the BBC and it is confirmed that ACME will be taking part in Monday's One Show, hopefully we will actually make it onto the screen.

ACME's Virtual Rickshaw Challenge riders will be ted, Oaky, tippers, Soupy and me.  If anyone else fancies taking part please let me know and I will try to get you on the team.

In the meantime please attach your Strava accounts to our team page so your mileage over the weekend gets chalked up.  Let me know if you have any problems.  Oh and collect a bit of cash for Children in Need - that is the point of the exercise  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 November, 2017, 06:42:01 pm
This is SO EXCITING!!!

There has been a flurry of emails between me and the BBC and it is confirmed that ACME will be taking part in Monday's One Show, hopefully we will actually make it onto the screen.

ACME's Virtual Rickshaw Challenge riders will be ted, Oaky, tippers, Soupy and me.  If anyone else fancies taking part please let me know and I will try to get you on the team.

In the meantime please attach your Strava accounts to our team page so your mileage over the weekend gets chalked up.  Let me know if you have any problems.  Oh and collect a bit of cash for Children in Need - that is the point of the exercise  :thumbsup:

The Beer Bitch is now on the team!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 13 November, 2017, 08:14:44 am
On a completely different topic, you might like to see the ACME German chapter - scroll down to the second photo on https://brevetselbsthilfegruppe.de/
It seems like Olaf has inspired several German riders to join AUK, enter DIYs and try for their RRtY awards. How many can you sign up for ACME I wonder? (Is it the closest part of the UK to Germany?)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 November, 2017, 09:44:14 am
This is SO EXCITING!!!

There has been a flurry of emails between me and the BBC and it is confirmed that ACME will be taking part in Monday's One Show, hopefully we will actually make it onto the screen.

ACME's Virtual Rickshaw Challenge riders will be ted, Oaky, tippers, Soupy and me.  If anyone else fancies taking part please let me know and I will try to get you on the team.

In the meantime please attach your Strava accounts to our team page so your mileage over the weekend gets chalked up.  Let me know if you have any problems.  Oh and collect a bit of cash for Children in Need - that is the point of the exercise  :thumbsup:

The Beer Bitch is now on the team!!!

Does that mean we're visiting a hostelry afterwards?

I don't think they'll allow the Hello Kitty purse on air as it's a branded item.  Can you source a generic non-branded cat-based money receptacle in time?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 November, 2017, 09:54:23 am
This is SO EXCITING!!!

There has been a flurry of emails between me and the BBC and it is confirmed that ACME will be taking part in Monday's One Show, hopefully we will actually make it onto the screen.

ACME's Virtual Rickshaw Challenge riders will be ted, Oaky, tippers, Soupy and me.  If anyone else fancies taking part please let me know and I will try to get you on the team.

In the meantime please attach your Strava accounts to our team page so your mileage over the weekend gets chalked up.  Let me know if you have any problems.  Oh and collect a bit of cash for Children in Need - that is the point of the exercise  :thumbsup:

The Beer Bitch is now on the team!!!

Does that mean we're visiting a hostelry afterwards?

I don't think they'll allow the Hello Kitty purse on air as it's a branded item.  Can you source a generic non-branded cat-based money receptacle in time?

I think a cheeky beer afterwards would be appropriate.  That's assuming we don't get invited back to the Green Room for the after show party.  Now we are in the airlock and just about to enter into the world of celebrity I think we should be prepared for anything. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 November, 2017, 09:57:42 am
I don't think they'll allow the Hello Kitty purse on air as it's a branded item.  Can you source a generic non-branded cat-based money receptacle in time?

Sorry, I forgot to reply to your final point.  I could take an unbranded cat, getting money inside it could tricky and may possibly attract the attention of the RSPCA particularly if the attempt to insert or retrieve coins of the realm was done live on air  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 November, 2017, 01:00:42 pm
Hannah from the Beeb has just asked for some photos of us doing our ACME thing in case they need them on the show this evening.  Suffice to say I have just peppered the poor woman's inbox with a fragrant selection of images mostly containing middle aged blokes on bikes with pints of beer.

The excitement mounts  :thumbsup:

And so far we have collected £233.75 (inc GiftAid) for Children in Need - please dig deep, HERE'S THE DONATION LINK (https://the-rickshaw-challenge-2017.everydayhero.com/uk/audax-club-mid-essex-acme)  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 November, 2017, 02:18:18 pm
Hannah from the Beeb has just asked for some photos of us doing our ACME thing in case they need them on the show this evening.  Suffice to say I have just peppered the poor woman's inbox with a fragrant selection of images mostly containing middle aged blokes on bikes with pints of beer.

The excitement mounts  :thumbsup:

And so far we have collected £233.75 (inc GiftAid) for Children in Need - please dig deep, HERE'S THE DONATION LINK (https://the-rickshaw-challenge-2017.everydayhero.com/uk/audax-club-mid-essex-acme)  :-*

Steve - if you get chance could you add teh acme.bike website link in to the team description text - seems a shame to miss an advertising opportunity  :thumbsup: :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 November, 2017, 02:25:31 pm
Done!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 14 November, 2017, 08:06:07 am
So what happened? We need to know....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 November, 2017, 08:08:24 am
So what happened? We need to know....

You mean you didn’t watch???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 November, 2017, 08:14:11 am
In case you missed us on the telly... https://youtu.be/DsYi5byWWuI
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 14 November, 2017, 08:28:19 am
In case you missed us on the telly... https://youtu.be/DsYi5byWWuI
Only another 14 minutes and 56 seconds to go for your fame quota!  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 November, 2017, 11:46:15 am
"Three seconds until the trumpets" yelled the producer and we were off, our fleeting moment of stardom was about to begin.

As the UK's premier Audax Club, it was only a matter of time before the media wanted a piece of the ACME phenomenon.  Oaky had been hoping for a Netflix reality series and had gone as far as growing a novelty moustache and beard in anticipation but first through the door was good old Auntie. 

It had started with a casual conversation at last week's MEMWNs.  OD, our resident master of mayhem, had somehow managed to turn a befuddled query about how to work the interweb into an invitation for us to appear on the One Show.  In his own words he had "warmed up" the assistant producer, the mind boggles (and then you try to stop it boggling if at all possible).

So it was that OD, the person related to someone famous, Soupy, Swiss Tony, Oaky and I ended up standing in the lobby of the Peel Wing at Broadcasting House last night in our formal ACME uniforms.  OD takes a cavalier attitude to many aspects of life and it would appear that security is but another item on that long list.  We were under strict instructions to bring ID in order to be admitted but quite how "Andy Clowd" and "Nick Bruno" were going to prove those identities I do not know.  Fortunately the security guard had assessed OD as being on the eccentric rather than dangerous scale.

The Green Room was something of a disappointment being neither green nor really a room and, more particularly, containing no Essex Energy Drinks.  Somehow or other some of us were going to have to manage to cycle on water alone, we volunteered OD and TPRTSF.

While we were waiting there we had the chance to meet some of the thousands of people that seem to be required to sit two people down on a sofa to talk to someone.  They were very cool and media though.  Who knew dungarees were even a thing.  One of the beautiful trendy people led us down to the studio where Mike and Al (as we know them) were already on the sofa, presumably having been guided there by half a dozen people each.  OD and TPRTSF were put onto their bikes while Oaky and I tried to distract them so the other person could turn up the resistance setting.  Then we got into trouble for making the bikes go beep so we had to stop that.

Before we knew it, the show was over and we were having pictures taken on "the sofa" - we managed to sit down on it without any help though.

Fortunately, there was still plenty of time to grab some Essex Energy Drinks before the train home.  Fame hasn't changed us, we passed the delights of the Groucho Club and our showbiz friends by and made our way to a 'Spoons.  We did pick a corner table though so that our security detail could stop us being pestered for selfies, our new agent is very strict about access particularly while he negotiates our endorsement deals and ties up the deal for the new ranges of ACME action figures and dressing up outfits.

Wednesday's MEMWNs might be a bit different.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 November, 2017, 11:59:44 am
Having watched the One Show for the first time last night, I am left with a question just hanging there. What was the purpose of those shots with yourselves in the background at the beginning and end of the show?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 November, 2017, 12:04:06 pm
That's like asking, what's the point of the Mona Lisa - there doesn't have to be a point, it just has to be something beautiful to look at.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 November, 2017, 12:24:13 pm
ted, you’re a marvel  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 November, 2017, 03:19:32 pm
That's like asking, what's the point of the Mona Lisa - there doesn't have to be a point, it just has to be something beautiful to look at.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 November, 2017, 03:56:37 pm
In truth we were not just there as eye candy for the more discerning viewer.

They are worried this week that the Rickshaw will not arrive on schedule at its final destination.  If that happens they will be left with a few minutes to fill.  Most of us were given name badges in case they needed to interview us about how our own challenges were going - you may have noted that we gently moved OD to the back of the group after his initial gurnfest on the exercise bike.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 November, 2017, 04:10:33 pm
Absolutely. Never let it be said I’m one for hogging the limelight.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 November, 2017, 04:18:22 pm
Absolutely. Never let it be said I’m one for hogging the limelight.

Unlike Ted, who could be seen at least 2 paces in front of everybody else at the end.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 November, 2017, 04:23:37 pm
Absolutely. Never let it be said I’m one for hogging the limelight.

Unlike Ted, who could be seen at least 2 paces in front of everybody else at the end.

 But to be fair he’s used to leading from the front. That’s why he’s Gen Sec.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 November, 2017, 01:21:46 pm
BFC Down.

I`ve just heard some bad news, our Beerfuelledcommuter has been knocked off of his new bike at a roundabout in Witham, fortunately the frame may be ok.

Of secondary consideration, he is languishing in Broomfield Hospital, John Ray Ward, E323 with a fractured shoulder and ankle, he is having some surgery today, but I`m sure he would enjoy our best wishes or maybe a visit from the ACME peloton tomorrow evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 November, 2017, 01:30:09 pm
That's not good news. BFC, I hope that you heal well and quickly.

ACME peleton visit sounds like a good idea. I think the designated pub is near to Broomfield in the forward planning calendar. I'm working in Reading during the day, so will struggle to get to Broomfield in time for visiting hours ... although I cannot find what they are on the Broomfield hospital website. They seem more keen on advising when the various shops are open!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 November, 2017, 01:41:56 pm
John Ray Ward phone number is 01245 513925

Visiting hours, 2.00pm to 4.00pm and 6.30pm to 8.00pm.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2017, 01:58:46 pm
Fuck!  I wonder if it was the Spa Road roundabout at about 7:45 yesterday morning?  I only mention this as there was an ambulance parked there and a police officer was talking to a young chap and next said young chap was a sliver Ford Fiesta.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 November, 2017, 02:08:43 pm
Probably, I believe the accident occurred at about that time.

I`m working tomorrow evening but I`ll pop over to visit before I start.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2017, 02:14:35 pm
Probably, I believe the accident occurred at about that time.

I`m working tomorrow evening but I`ll pop over to visit before I start.

If our suppositions are correct the Spa Road roundabout needs to be treated with respect as huggy has been taken out there as well.  Cars approach and enter the roundabout quite quickly.

I will try to get into see the lad.  Some of us might not know BFC's real name, if that's the case PM me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 November, 2017, 02:16:26 pm
Carl, if you can ask him if there's anything he needs bringing in (within reason obvs...) then I'll try and pop over on Thursday to sort... grapes, lucozade, kebab - that sort of thing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2017, 02:21:53 pm
I think prizes need to be awarded for the most random thing we can take him. I’ll got a few good ideas already.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 November, 2017, 02:43:20 pm
Carl, if you can ask him if there's anything he needs bringing in (within reason obvs...) then I'll try and pop over on Thursday to sort... grapes, lucozade, kebab - that sort of thing!

Okey dokey, I`d say sneak him a couple of bottles of beer, but I`m not sure if he can open them at the moment :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2017, 02:46:48 pm
Carl, if you can ask him if there's anything he needs bringing in (within reason obvs...) then I'll try and pop over on Thursday to sort... grapes, lucozade, kebab - that sort of thing!

Okey dokey, I`d say sneak him a couple of bottles of beer, but I`m not sure if he can open them at the moment :'(

Surely the answer is obvious.  Just take him the Beer Bitch!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 November, 2017, 06:26:59 pm
  :o Get well soon, BFC! I could possibly make it over to Broomfield before 8pm - a peloton visit seems like a good plan.

What's the pub for later btw?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2017, 06:32:24 pm
I won’t be out tomorrow night I’m afraid but will still try to see BFC.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 November, 2017, 06:37:06 pm
  :o Get well soon, BFC! I could possibly make it over to Broomfield before 8pm - a peloton visit seems like a good plan.

What's the pub for later btw?

Cal says Rose & Crown..

I'm aiming to make it there for food, so will prob skip BFC visit tomorrow and try for Thursday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 November, 2017, 06:45:21 pm
  :o Get well soon, BFC! I could possibly make it over to Broomfield before 8pm - a peloton visit seems like a good plan.

What's the pub for later btw?

Cal says Rose & Crown..

I'm aiming to make it there for food, so will prob skip BFC visit tomorrow and try for Thursday.

R & C Gt Waltham?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 November, 2017, 08:37:00 pm
Yep  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 November, 2017, 10:26:05 pm
Looks like the work/family logistics dictate a hospital visit some other time. I reckon I could get there in time for Thursday evening visiting [by c*r ]. Pub tomorrow by about 9pm is still on though.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 21 November, 2017, 11:26:30 pm
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 22 November, 2017, 12:42:06 pm
Any update on the BFC? Is he still at Broomfield or is he home now?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 November, 2017, 01:10:34 pm
Don't think he'll be home for a while GS, will be difficult managing crutches with a shoulder injury I think.

I'm gonna pop in to see him tonight before the Rose and Crown.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 22 November, 2017, 02:31:34 pm
I'm gonna pop in to see him tonight before the Rose and Crown.

I didn’t think you could make it along tonight. If you will be there, I’ll bring the trophy. It’s about the size of a Betamax tape (something I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to), just so you know what size bag/pocket you’ll need.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 November, 2017, 02:53:11 pm
I’ll bring the trophy. It’s about the size of a Betamax tape (something I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to), just so you know what size bag/pocket you’ll need.

I think Fandango is more of an eight track guy.  Back when he had hair and a sports car he could often be seen (and heard) hammering around the lanes of Essex with the Doobie Brothers blasting out - at least that's what he told me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 22 November, 2017, 03:06:29 pm
I’ll bring the trophy. It’s about the size of a Betamax tape (something I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to), just so you know what size bag/pocket you’ll need.

I think Fandango is more of an eight track guy.  Back when he had hair and a sports car he could often be seen (and heard) hammering around the lanes of Essex with the Doobie Brothers blasting out - at least that's what he told me.

Those were the days, Jimi Hendrix blasting out and my afro blowing in the breeze........

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 November, 2017, 03:17:12 pm
Don't think he'll be home for a while GS, will be difficult managing crutches with a shoulder injury I think.

Wrong!  He came home yesterday!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 November, 2017, 01:59:29 pm
Don't think he'll be home for a while GS, will be difficult managing crutches with a shoulder injury I think.

Wrong!  He came home yesterday!!!

So,  not content with trying to visit the BFC in hospital when he wasn't there, you're now passing on the news of him not being there to the person who told the rest of us about that on Wednesday?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 November, 2017, 02:01:36 pm
Don't think he'll be home for a while GS, will be difficult managing crutches with a shoulder injury I think.

Wrong!  He came home yesterday!!!

So,  not content with trying to visit the BFC in hospital when he wasn't there, you're now passing on the news of him not being there to the person who told the rest of us about that on Wednesday?  ;D

Its my own version of fake news.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 24 November, 2017, 02:08:40 pm
Don't think he'll be home for a while GS, will be difficult managing crutches with a shoulder injury I think.

Wrong!  He came home yesterday!!!

So,  not content with trying to visit the BFC in hospital when he wasn't there, you're now passing on the news of him not being there to the person who told the rest of us about that on Wednesday?  ;D

Its my own version of fake news.

You are Donald Trump and I claim my five pounds!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 November, 2017, 02:16:17 pm
A well spent fiver!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 24 November, 2017, 06:38:46 pm
Don't think he'll be home for a while GS, will be difficult managing crutches with a shoulder injury I think.

Wrong!  He came home yesterday!!!

It`s all good news that BFC is home. Rolling around on his gutter frame apparently;D

So,  not content with trying to visit the BFC in hospital when he wasn't there, you're now passing on the news of him not being there to the person who told the rest of us about that on Wednesday?  ;D

Its my own version of fake news.

You are Donald Trump and I claim my five pounds!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 24 November, 2017, 08:30:36 pm
Monday morning commute stopped at Spa Rd, a blue fiesta intercepted me from the left hand side at the roundabout before 7:00. The fiesta is a write off and wasn't not too far off it either.
I am home and figuring out basic survival skills (eating and drinking) with a broken left ankle that was screwed together Tuesday afternoon, that's one bit that is reasonably comfortable but no weight allowed for a lot of weeks. The other major injury is a broken right shoulder blade that also is non load bearing. Plus plenty of grazes, a sprained thumb on the left hand, right arm that doesn't respond to attempts to move it. And the neck that hurts all the time and really hurts if I move my head. Using wet tarmac to shave the eyebrows is not recommended either, but that's just superficial damage.

The painkillers are doing their stuff, some sleep being achieved. Getting about on standard zimmer frames, the gutter frame variant was about 10" too short. No beer till the I'm off the morphine I suspect

I guess i'll need to call in the Cycling UK legal service sometime, but only when I am vaguely comfortable.

I managed to lose my mobile phone in Broomfield Hospital, so I have a smart(ish) phone now, welcome to the 21sr Century.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 November, 2017, 08:47:41 pm
Monday morning commute stopped at Spa Rd, a blue fiesta intercepted me from the left hand side at the roundabout before 7:00. The fiesta is a write off and wasn't not too far off it either.
I am home and figuring out basic survival skills (eating and drinking) with a broken left ankle that was screwed together Tuesday afternoon, that's one bit that is reasonably comfortable but no weight allowed for a lot of weeks. The other major injury is a broken right shoulder blade that also is non load bearing. Plus plenty of grazes, a sprained thumb on the left hand, right arm that doesn't respond to attempts to move it. And the neck that hurts all the time and really hurts if I move my head. Using wet tarmac to shave the eyebrows is not recommended either, but that's just superficial damage.

The painkillers are doing their stuff, some sleep being achieved. Getting about on standard zimmer frames, the gutter frame variant was about 10" too short. No beer till the I'm off the morphine I suspect

I guess i'll need to call in the Cycling UK legal service sometime, but only when I am vaguely comfortable.

I managed to lose my mobile phone in Broomfield Hospital, so I have a smart(ish) phone now, welcome to the 21sr Century.

Yeah, but is the bike OK ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 24 November, 2017, 10:08:41 pm
The very nice ambulance crew dropped it home on the way to the hospital.
I can't get out of the house to check it over, but a thorough check up will be required - I suspect with the level of impact default will be to claim for a replacement.
Shame I can't get replacement body parts as easy as a replacement bike, although wait time will be about the same with that bike.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 November, 2017, 04:25:48 am
The very nice ambulance crew dropped it home on the way to the hospital.
I can't get out of the house to check it over, but a thorough check up will be required - I suspect with the level of impact default will be to claim for a replacement.
Shame I can't get replacement body parts as easy as a replacement bike, although wait time will be about the same with that bike.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/d5/e2/3ed5e25df8bbd93525f8710634e42c9b.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 25 November, 2017, 05:08:41 am
Great to hear you're home and on the mend.



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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 November, 2017, 07:14:22 am
Blimey BFC!  I hope a large book gets thrown at the driver.  Let me know if you need anything and I’ll pop round. We’re away overnight but back on Sunday evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 25 November, 2017, 08:14:20 am
Glad you`re back home, it can only get better going forward :thumbsup:

Pity about the morphine `cos it looks like I`ll have to drink the beers I got you.

Hope you`re out and about soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 25 November, 2017, 08:40:19 am
The very nice ambulance crew dropped it home on the way to the hospital..

I heard about the delivery service on Wednesday. That is class.

Hope the recovery process continues swiftly.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 November, 2017, 08:49:18 am
Yep, also hoping things get more comfortable for you soon....I rode through the spa road round about last night and someone sped through right in front of my nose as well. Ever since Huggy got taken out there I've always felt it seems to be one of the worst points in Witham for people putting their foot down without looking too much!

Wonder if the driver will try the 'I didn't see him' routine. You could take your lighting rig into the court as evidence!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 November, 2017, 10:24:31 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 November, 2017, 10:38:49 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 27 November, 2017, 10:41:48 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.
Said the man who said the fitch trail wasn't COR


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 November, 2017, 10:49:31 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.

Have you got a route / track you can link to?  Looking at the Essex PROW its a lot of footpath rather than bridleway  ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 November, 2017, 12:23:04 am
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.

Have you got a route / track you can link to?  Looking at the Essex PROW its a lot of footpath rather than bridleway  ???

There are two sections to the BWRT, the first runs parallel to the Langford Road, the second runs from the other side of the B1019.  You'll find both sections as segments of these two rides what I did: Langford Rd bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547715) and the other bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547700).  Have fun, I love the BWRT and have ridden it loads of times.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 November, 2017, 12:25:04 am
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.
Said the man who said the fitch trail wasn't COR

Once you get your adventure bike you'll have no more worries.  Have you got it ordered yet?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 November, 2017, 09:36:41 am
ACME currently stand 2nd in the Club Points table, with only Four Corners Audax ahead.

Thought I'd mention it as I suspect we'll not be there for long ... unless Grey Sheep can be persuaded to go out a bit more  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 November, 2017, 12:49:38 pm
ACME currently stand 2nd in the Club Points table, with only Four Corners Audax ahead.

Thought I'd mention it as I suspect we'll not be there for long ... unless Grey Sheep can be persuaded to go out a bit more  :thumbsup:
I note you are only referring to the 6 rider elite table which I doubt I will be troubling  ::-)
We do have the SAE event this weekend with the ECE points to be earned so ACME may stay in the upper reaches of the championship table for a while longer  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 November, 2017, 01:11:30 pm
ACME currently stand 2nd in the Club Points table, with only Four Corners Audax ahead.

Thought I'd mention it as I suspect we'll not be there for long ... unless Grey Sheep can be persuaded to go out a bit more  :thumbsup:
I note you are only referring to the 6 rider elite table which I doubt I will be troubling  ::-)
We do have the SAE event this weekend with the ECE points to be earned so ACME may stay in the upper reaches of the championship table for a while longer  :thumbsup:

Some of us might have already earned theirs... :facepalm: some did a DIY so they could earn moooooore  ???  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 November, 2017, 01:14:51 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.

Have you got a route / track you can link to?  Looking at the Essex PROW its a lot of footpath rather than bridleway  ???

There are two sections to the BWRT, the first runs parallel to the Langford Road, the second runs from the other side of the B1019.  You'll find both sections as segments of these two rides what I did: Langford Rd bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547715) and the other bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547700).  Have fun, I love the BWRT and have ridden it loads of times.

Ta  :-*  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 28 November, 2017, 07:29:34 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

If I'm around at the weekend, I might join you for a drink if you let me know when and where.

As for the Blackwater Trail - my experience was totally rideable but a bit wet in places (should be OK at the moment)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 November, 2017, 10:04:10 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

If I'm around at the weekend, I might join you for a drink if you let me know when and where.

As for the Blackwater Trail - my experience was totally rideable but a bit wet in places (should be OK at the moment)

 :thumbsup:  I've got some 'mud' CX tyres to try out so hoping my new crank arm turns up this week (in fact tomorrow would be idea so I can then try the bike out before Sat!).

I'll be at 'spoons for registration duties so from 08:00(ish) onwards to 10:00 then sometime after that on the road to Maldon... I need to sync with Tomsk on what time the clan are heading over there for....

http://www.mightyoakbrewing.co.uk/mightyoaknews.htm
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 November, 2017, 04:39:54 pm
Has anybody heard any news about the Wibblers beer that will be ready for collection sometime, brewed by our fair hands?

Has huggy drunk it already?

Will it be feasible to pick-up from a Wednesday evening rendez-vous (I now have a trailor for such purposes)?

Will it be available commercially from anywhere in the civilised west of the county?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 November, 2017, 05:31:39 pm
Burp  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 01 December, 2017, 10:34:54 am
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.

Have you got a route / track you can link to?  Looking at the Essex PROW its a lot of footpath rather than bridleway  ???

There are two sections to the BWRT, the first runs parallel to the Langford Road, the second runs from the other side of the B1019.  You'll find both sections as segments of these two rides what I did: Langford Rd bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547715) and the other bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547700).  Have fun, I love the BWRT and have ridden it loads of times.

Morning. Just a quick question. How do you get on to 'the other bit'? I mean the bit that goes past Langford station?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 December, 2017, 10:52:51 am
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

It’s all rideable. Trust me.

Have you got a route / track you can link to?  Looking at the Essex PROW its a lot of footpath rather than bridleway  ???

There are two sections to the BWRT, the first runs parallel to the Langford Road, the second runs from the other side of the B1019.  You'll find both sections as segments of these two rides what I did: Langford Rd bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547715) and the other bit (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26547700).  Have fun, I love the BWRT and have ridden it loads of times.

Morning. Just a quick question. How do you get on to 'the other bit'? I mean the bit that goes past Langford station?
This recorded track (https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/211227616) from a while ago includes all the rideable BWRT, Heybridge sea wall & river tow path I could find when cycle-camping with mini huggy
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 December, 2017, 12:11:23 pm
If you are coming from the Langofrd Road just near the bottom of the ramp over the bridge there is a little entrance to the path.

Maps Image (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.7486794,0.6642838,3a,90y,186.61h,76.35t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D288.8493%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 December, 2017, 12:51:01 pm
If you are coming from the Langofrd Road just near the bottom of the ramp over the bridge there is a little entrance to the path.

Maps Image (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.7486794,0.6642838,3a,90y,186.61h,76.35t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D288.8493%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)

Good job this was asked! LOL  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 December, 2017, 08:57:48 pm
How much of the Blackwater Rail Trail is ridable? 

On Sat when the majority are out enjoying the Stansted Airport Express, I'm thinking about joining the Tomsk's clan in Maldon for some beer tasting but fancied a different route to Maldon on perhaps my new CX tyres.... ??  I know there is a bit near Lanford but the rest??

If I'm around at the weekend, I might join you for a drink if you let me know when and where.

As for the Blackwater Trail - my experience was totally rideable but a bit wet in places (should be OK at the moment)

I think we'll be at the Mighty Oak brewery for around 11AM or so, its about 11 'comedy' km for me to Maldon from Witham, I think Tom is taking a less comedy road route so may well be there before me.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 01 December, 2017, 09:33:21 pm
Splendid, see you tomorrow
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 05 December, 2017, 08:03:19 am
If you are coming from the Langofrd Road just near the bottom of the ramp over the bridge there is a little entrance to the path.

Maps Image (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.7486794,0.6642838,3a,90y,186.61h,76.35t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D288.8493%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)

Checked it out this morning thanks. Excellent alternative to navigating over the bridge on road. Good surface as well so should be passable all winter on the Trucker. I was cutting through Maldon golf course and along the river but that path is a bit treacherous now.
Had some twat last night try to overtake me on the way home just as I was going over the brow of the bridge. Great idea to try and overtake someone on a hump back bridge with a blind bend. Tosser.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 December, 2017, 09:22:03 am
If you are coming from the Langofrd Road just near the bottom of the ramp over the bridge there is a little entrance to the path.

Maps Image (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.7486794,0.6642838,3a,90y,186.61h,76.35t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D288.8493%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)

Checked it out this morning thanks. Excellent alternative to navigating over the bridge on road. Good surface as well so should be passable all winter on the Trucker. I was cutting through Maldon golf course and along the river but that path is a bit treacherous now.
Had some twat last night try to overtake me on the way home just as I was going over the brow of the bridge. Great idea to try and overtake someone on a hump back bridge with a blind bend. Tosser.

Yes - not a bad route, just watch out for the hidden tree routes and it should be all good  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 05 December, 2017, 12:04:32 pm
If you are coming from the Langofrd Road just near the bottom of the ramp over the bridge there is a little entrance to the path.

Maps Image (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.7486794,0.6642838,3a,90y,186.61h,76.35t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DG_5tFuO_pt2POq7Qgruxag%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D288.8493%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656)

Checked it out this morning thanks. Excellent alternative to navigating over the bridge on road. Good surface as well so should be passable all winter on the Trucker. I was cutting through Maldon golf course and along the river but that path is a bit treacherous now.
Had some twat last night try to overtake me on the way home just as I was going over the brow of the bridge. Great idea to try and overtake someone on a hump back bridge with a blind bend. Tosser.

Yes - not a bad route, just watch out for the hidden tree routes and it should be all good  :thumbsup:

Tree roots no problem this morning on 3 inch tyres  :smug:


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 10 December, 2017, 06:49:21 pm
Will we need to cycle round and rescue OD from his cabin lost in the deep dark wilds of Colchester on route? I am considering putting something with a bit of grip in the bike for Wednesday but in all honesty if it's ice your going down anyway.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 18 December, 2017, 02:54:07 pm
Do any of the good folk who live in or near the centre of the known universe have a mid size saddle bag I could borrow. Want to try it on one of my bikes without committing to it
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 January, 2018, 10:33:11 am
A rare opening has arisen for a much coveted role as an ACME Anvil Winter Series controller.

I need someone to stamp cards at Bures on the Kelvedon Oyster.  It is the first control and is only open for 51 minutes and everyone was through it in no time last year so it could even be a rider.

Similarly, if anyone wants to sit at Arrivee, drink beer and help with cards.  That would be great.  I haven't set up a helpers' ride as the Festive period and Epiphany were in the way but it is still open to anyone to do one if they wish.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 January, 2018, 04:57:20 pm
A rare opening has arisen for a much coveted role as an ACME Anvil Winter Series controller.

I need someone to stamp cards at Bures on the Kelvedon Oyster.  It is the first control and is only open for 51 minutes and everyone was through it in no time last year so it could even be a rider.

Similarly, if anyone wants to sit at Arrivee, drink beer and help with cards.  That would be great.  I haven't set up a helpers' ride as the Festive period and Epiphany were in the way but it is still open to anyone to do one if they wish.
I'm keen to ride but if you are stuck and we can arrange an earlier start for me (30ish minutes) I'm happy to control at Pebmarsh. Fine to have the actual start time written in the card and stick to a 30 minute earlier cut off if that works?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 January, 2018, 12:09:56 pm
Hello, you may well have just received an email from me about the Alps 2018.  If you haven't received the email but think you should have done please let me know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 29 January, 2018, 04:50:23 pm
Jiber's, what are your Max square Strava uploads? What is it? Do I need to do it? Does anyone else care? Is this a prime 234987229876448776 -1? Why can't I lick my own elbow?  ???

Thx,
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 January, 2018, 04:58:07 pm
Jiber's, what are your Max square Strava uploads? What is it? Do I need to do it? Does anyone else care? Is this a prime 234987229876448776 -1? Why can't I lick my own elbow?  ???

Thx,

Here ya go:

http://blog.veloviewer.com/veloviewer-explorer-score-and-max-square/

 :thumbsup:

I'm using it as an incentive to ride on my days off....... (every Monday till April)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 January, 2018, 05:09:21 pm
Jiber's, what are your Max square Strava uploads? What is it? Do I need to do it? Does anyone else care? Is this a prime 234987229876448776 -1? Why can't I lick my own elbow?  ???

Thx,

Here ya go:

http://blog.veloviewer.com/veloviewer-explorer-score-and-max-square/

 :thumbsup:

I'm using it as an incentive to ride on my days off....... (every Monday till April)
I fixed it for you  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 January, 2018, 05:15:53 pm
Jiber's, what are your Max square Strava uploads? What is it? Do I need to do it? Does anyone else care? Is this a prime 234987229876448776 -1? Why can't I lick my own elbow?  ???

Thx,

Here ya go:

http://blog.veloviewer.com/veloviewer-explorer-score-and-max-square/

 :thumbsup:

I'm using it as an incentive to ride on my days off....... (every Monday till April)
I fixed it for you  :P

haha I wish ! :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 January, 2018, 05:23:18 pm
I'm using it as an incentive to ride on my days off....... (every Monday till April)
I fixed it for you  :P

  ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 February, 2018, 07:46:40 pm
Tom... does this follow your Woodman route sheet?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26803869
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 February, 2018, 08:58:11 pm
Tom... does this follow your Woodman route sheet?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26803869


I think you've got it spot on, including the byways/farm tracks. Thanks!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 February, 2018, 09:07:59 pm
Ace I'll do the daughter tomorrow ( ;) ) and we can use it for advertising it. :Thumbs:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 February, 2018, 10:54:42 am
Oh look, a new thread (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=106733.msg2253183#msg2253183)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 February, 2018, 12:51:23 pm
Tom... does this follow your Woodman route sheet?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26803869


I think you've got it spot on, including the byways/farm tracks. Thanks!

Daughter off-road
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/26806790

?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 February, 2018, 01:04:22 pm
^ All good with one exception: your track peels off too early from the Lake Road in the Forest - not marked on RWGPS, but Google earth shows the gravel track to Forest Lodge clearly, nearer to the car park, though you might manage to follow the grassy path visible...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 February, 2018, 01:20:36 pm
^ All good with one exception: your track peels off too early from the Lake Road in the Forest - not marked on RWGPS, but Google earth shows the gravel track to Forest Lodge clearly, nearer to the car park, though you might manage to follow the grassy path visible...

As per this yellow highlight ?  or do you mean follow the gravel track (@12.5km) to take the West clearing rather than the East clearing as routed at the moment
(You should be able to switch to OSM Cycle on the link to see the OS style detail)

(https://images2.imgbox.com/09/bb/gGjO0CCZ_o.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/gGjO0CCZ)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 February, 2018, 01:24:39 pm
Why is it called the Woodman's Daughter?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 February, 2018, 01:47:34 pm
Heads up, anyone interested but not yet entered....
Quote from: K Yates
Brazier's Run 2018
 
50km and 100km Audax Events from Ugley, Essex
Sunday February 18 at 9.00am

Thank you for your entry to this event.

Due to a family illness, I have not promoted the event as much as in previous years and consequently the number of entrants will be substantially reduced this year.

I will be closing entries on February 11. If you are planning on riding with someone who hasn't yet entered, please encourage them to do so before this date. I will not be accepting entries on the line.

If you have entered this event online you should print off the route sheet and other documentation beforehand - all documentation was updated on February 18, so please make sure you are using the latest copy. There will only be a limited number of spare route sheets available at the start.

Read all of the instructions carefully.

Condensed GPS tracks are also available.

Light refreshments will be available at the club hut at the start of the event, after the first 50km and at the end of the event.
 
We look forward to seeing you all on the 18th. In the meantime if you have any further questions please contact me using the email address below.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 February, 2018, 01:59:34 pm
Yes - I just added a reminder, I'm a bit surprised at the cost must be the hut charge - though I seem to recall you had to buy food from them as well?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 February, 2018, 02:48:28 pm
The food was included the last 2 years....Kieron and his better half make AWESOME cakes.

I've got a guy from work joining me, he's riding the Capetown tour a few weeks after so wants to see where his fitness is...he's not expecting it to be very good  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 February, 2018, 02:57:30 pm
The food was included the last 2 years....Kieron and his better half make AWESOME cakes.

I've got a guy from work joining me, he's riding the Capetown tour a few weeks after so wants to see where his fitness is...he's not expecting it to be very good  ;D

I must be confusing it with one of the other hut rides - sounds like it will be a grand day out then  :thumbsup: (I think I last rode it in 2016 - the day of the visitations and the 27mph headwind!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 February, 2018, 04:33:04 pm
Yeah, the Shaftsbury usually charge a bit for food.

And yes....the headwind in 2016 sucked balls! I remember that being the only time I have ever seen Tomsk looking like he was actually putting any effort in!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 February, 2018, 07:47:38 pm
^ All good with one exception: your track peels off too early from the Lake Road in the Forest - not marked on RWGPS, but Google earth shows the gravel track to Forest Lodge clearly, nearer to the car park, though you might manage to follow the grassy path visible...

As per this yellow highlight ?  or do you mean follow the gravel track (@12.5km) to take the West clearing rather than the East clearing as routed at the moment
(You should be able to switch to OSM Cycle on the link to see the OS style detail)

(https://images2.imgbox.com/09/bb/gGjO0CCZ_o.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/gGjO0CCZ)

Yes, the yellow track is it...clearly see where it routes past the first cottage.

Why is it called the Woodman's Daughter?

The Woodman 100km has lots of the best of Mid-Essex woodlands. The 50km The Woodman's Daughter takes its title from a painting by Millais, based on a poem by Coventry Patmore: http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/millais/paintings/5.html
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2018, 08:29:09 am
Cool!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 February, 2018, 12:30:39 pm
^ All good with one exception: your track peels off too early from the Lake Road in the Forest - not marked on RWGPS, but Google earth shows the gravel track to Forest Lodge clearly, nearer to the car park, though you might manage to follow the grassy path visible...

As per this yellow highlight ?  or do you mean follow the gravel track (@12.5km) to take the West clearing rather than the East clearing as routed at the moment
(You should be able to switch to OSM Cycle on the link to see the OS style detail)

(https://images2.imgbox.com/09/bb/gGjO0CCZ_o.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/gGjO0CCZ)

Yes, the yellow track is it...clearly see where it routes past the first cottage.

Why is it called the Woodman's Daughter?

The Woodman 100km has lots of the best of Mid-Essex woodlands. The 50km The Woodman's Daughter takes its title from a painting by Millais, based on a poem by Coventry Patmore: http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/millais/paintings/5.html

Done!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 February, 2018, 12:40:15 pm
jibers, when are you riding The Woodman's Daughter? [grow up, stop sniggering at the back  >:(  ]
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 February, 2018, 01:47:04 pm
jibers, when are you riding The Woodman's Daughter? [grow up, stop sniggering at the back  >:(  ]

I was thinking about some of the off road routes, but I have no plans yet as there are no new squares for me so it would just be if I fancied going out and getting muddy :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 February, 2018, 05:31:26 pm
I'd be interested in riding it at some point, as a non-Audax group ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 February, 2018, 05:56:32 pm
I'd be interested in riding it at some point, as a non-Audax group ride.

Likewise.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 07 February, 2018, 03:51:36 pm
Look what I've just bought!!

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4698/40102757702_6db3f462c2_z.jpg) (https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4698/40102757702_7550aa0bbc_h.jpg)

A freaking anvil!!! Who fancies dragging that bad boy around on an ACME ride?!

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 February, 2018, 03:54:53 pm
Looks like the basis of a new ACME award trophy :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 February, 2018, 03:57:52 pm
Looks like the basis of a new ACME award trophy :thumbsup:

If only we knew someone who was good at working with wood in a very precise manner....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 07 February, 2018, 04:03:31 pm
I was thinking of fixing the ACME stamp to the bottom and using it for stamping peoples cards...

I shall be removing the paint and repainting it red, yellow and black. I'll probably remove the little tab thing on the side and get one that says ACME made up  :)

There's loads of them on ebay - we should buy the whole uk stock of vintage mini anvils - I only paid a tenner for it including postage....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 February, 2018, 04:09:45 pm
I was thinking of fixing the ACME stamp to the bottom and using it for stamping peoples cards...

I shall be removing the paint and repainting it red, yellow and black. I'll probably remove the little tab thing on the side and get one that says ACME made up  :)

There's loads of them on ebay - we should buy the whole uk stock of vintage mini anvils - I only paid a tenner for it including postage....

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 February, 2018, 10:41:36 am
Well, that was a cold one last night.

The Compasses at Great Totham was probably just about far enough for everyone on a frozen evening.

I arrived to find Jiber, His Royal Buffness, Firestarter, Oaky and Captain Pugwash sitting round a lovely warming fire. We were soon joined by Bill Bailey [citation needed] who had suffered two visitations on the way there.

The Compasses seems to be on the up again and was offering a fine selection to we Beer Stravaists.  We sampled Greene King XX Mild (surprisingly good), New Year Daze by Bartrams (strong), Ported Porter by Iceni (weird) and Polar Beer by Wibblers, Polar Beer taking the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award.

Our entertainment for the evening was provided by Firestarter who, in trying to get the fire going again, tried to set light to Jiber's riding cap (he had another evening cap with him for the pub).  Jiber's face was a picture when he was handed his soot blackened headwear.  Luckily help was on hand.  Three Buffs was quick to advise Jiber to brush and vacuum the item prior to putting any water near it - at least he was quick to advise him of that after Jiber had tried to wash the cap in the sink.

Talk was of marital aids, the Easter Arrows, bike maintenance and other intellectual topics.

Needless to say, Oaky was his usual badly behaved self when not in the company of the more sensible elders and our planned 10pm departure turned into a midnight flit.  The frozen bikes and water bottles did not look promising as we left the pub but it wasn't too bad.  Although it was seriously cold, there was no wind and it was dry so two layers was fine for a pleasant saunter home along the gritted roads - I did notice the unusual lack of traffic but that was only to the good.

It was good to be back out on a Wednesday and hopefully we can start building up numbers again as the weather improves.  Next week - the Chelmsford beer festival, with added train assistance I suspect.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 February, 2018, 11:32:22 am
Yes was a chilly return (though felt colder on teh way out for some reason) plus the first time in a while I have ridden home and the street lights have gone out!

This is the programme I was struggling to remember the name of last night... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_7
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 February, 2018, 11:40:13 am
...Needless to say, Oaky was his usual badly behaved self when not in the company of the more sensible elders ...

Yes, sorry I wasn't there, I did actually go spinning and although I didn't drink any beer yesterday evening two glasses of Prosecco went down rather nicely.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 February, 2018, 11:55:44 am
...Needless to say, Oaky was his usual badly behaved self when not in the company of the more sensible elders ...

Yes, sorry I wasn't there, I did actually go spinning and although I didn't drink any beer yesterday evening two glasses of Prosecco went down rather nicely.

You've changed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 February, 2018, 11:57:45 am
...Needless to say, Oaky was his usual badly behaved self when not in the company of the more sensible elders ...

Yes, sorry I wasn't there, I did actually go spinning and although I didn't drink any beer yesterday evening two glasses of Prosecco went down rather nicely.

You've changed.

Isn’t that what everyone wanted?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 February, 2018, 05:38:53 pm
I have received an invite from the Lee Valley Velodrome for the period April to June if as a club we would like to visit again.  The sessions we have usually enjoyed are on Wednesday evenings starting at 8pm.  Weekend mornings are also available but we have not been allocated one of those yet.
I have a short window in which to reply if we want to apply for a club session.  Please reply here if you are interested.  If I get enough interest I'll apply.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 15 February, 2018, 02:02:04 pm
I find that cycling on familiar terrain is a boost, especially when on longer rides. Knowing the route, knowing what will be available on the way for eating, knowing any difficult sections to prepare for mentally, all help.

One of the harder rides I'm doing this year is the TINAT 600b, which for at least the first half shares much in common with the 400 and 300 routes. So I've been thinking about how to recce the route in advance, to aid progress during the event. I've now got a cunning plan.

Yr Elenydd is on the 7th April. Starts at 6am, so should be finished by 1am on the Sunday. If the forecast is favourable, I'm thinking about using the Sunday for a leisurely drive down to Llandrindod Wells, checking out key sections of the TINAT routes that might be nearby on the drive down. Camp in Llandrindod Wells, and ride a DIY version of the TINAT 300 route on the Monday, but taking in Tywyn as per the 600 and 400 routes. This includes all 5 off-road sections. Then drive home on the Tuesday morning. (2 days off work, assuming Friday PM to get to Upton Magna, and home by lunchtime on the Tuesday).

If the weather is not favourable, I'd just head home on the Sunday and look to combine the TINAT 300 route with another ride later in April.

Any takers for the 9th April ride?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 February, 2018, 12:19:15 pm
Sounds like a fab idea but I suspect the overall load will be a bit too much for me (400 Arrow then a lumpy 300 the following weekend, then a DIY300 a few days later).

I recon Carlos will be up for it though ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 16 February, 2018, 03:23:21 pm
Go on then ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 February, 2018, 08:24:08 pm
This Saturday I'm leading a Dunmow Velo ride to the London Bike Show at ExCel, Docklands: leaving Dunmow at 07:00, via Hatfield Heath, Moreton, Epping to the 'Narrowboat' Cafe at Waltham Abbey for breakfast sometime between 09:00 and 10:00. Then following the Lea Navigation towpath almost all the way there, probably arriving about midday. There's secure cycleparking specially for the event outside ExCel. I'll be bringing my lunch, but remember from last time there was a craft ale bar, if more incentive were needed...

Some riders may plan to return part-way by train, others car-assisted as far as Waltham Abbey.

In other news, my souvenir 'LEL Toenail' has finally and relatively painlessly detached itself this weekend  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 February, 2018, 08:21:52 am
In other news, my souvenir 'LEL Toenail' has finally and relatively painlessly detached itself this weekend  :o

Thanks, I'm very squeamish and certainly don't do feet.  I'm not I want breakfast now  :sick:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2018, 10:43:27 am
I don't know if it was the impending month of thundersnow (see tabloid newspapers) or the fact that Sid James was out but we had an extremely well attended evening at the Orange Tree last night.

As a bit of a change, I also arrived first having ridden my little bike in the sleet across OD's mudfest of a route - that he didn't even use to get home.

I was soon joined by Pugwash, Jiber, Sid, Mrs Jiber, Bobb and Tomsk.  It was some time before the Witham peloton arrived after sorting out a visitation but they added OD, Huggy, Firestarter, Oaky and the Hustler to our merry band.

It all got a bit like a night at TGI Fridays after that with group renditions of happy birthday - firstly for Bobb and then our half-centurion the Hustler.  Poor old Sid isn't as quick as he used to be so he had no chance of escaping when OD started his healing hands business on his knackered knees.  I wonder if the kindest thing for Sid might be to shoot him - or is that just for horses ?

It was a Skinners takeover at the Orange Tree so we sampled Porthleven, Lushingtons, Penny Come Quick, Hops 'n Honey, Cornish Knocker and Betty Stogs.   Porthleven took the coveted Quaffer's Choice with one judge describing it has a having a long taste.

OD, never one to follow the herd, decided it was a merlot and gin night instead.  I think the merlot was his way of saying sorry to the various people he has insulted over the last week or so but I didn't mind joining in as I was heading home by train and taxi.

While Jiber and I finished our last drinks and engaged in some civilised discussion, the roughnecks that comprise the Witham peloton headed off to buy a kebab from a van at the side of the A12  :sick:

Next week we will be arriving by snowplough, probably.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2018, 11:20:18 am
It was a Skinners takeover at the Orange Tree so we sampled Porthleven, Lushingtons, Penny Come Quick, Hops 'n Honey, Cornish Knocker and Betty Stogs.   

You missed the Splendid Tackle which I enjoyed amongst my other drinks.

The  kebab at Boss Hogg's was excellent.  Oaky suggested we have a Wednesday evening specifically devoted to Boss Hogg, a motion I certainly second.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2018, 12:31:46 pm
I’ve just had a quick Google and discovered Skinner’s Ales come from CORNWALL  :facepalm: We colluded with a massive beer mile infringement, no wonder the human race is doomed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 22 February, 2018, 12:35:48 pm
I’ve just had a quick Google and discovered Skinner’s Ales come from CORNWALL  :facepalm: We colluded with a massive beer mile infringement, no wonder the human race is doomed.
you should do your research before attending events, all the information was available to you before setting out  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2018, 12:40:08 pm
I’ve just had a quick Google and discovered Skinner’s Ales come from CORNWALL  :facepalm: We colluded with a massive beer mile infringement, no wonder the human race is doomed.

I think if it were just a lonely keg then yes, beer mile infringement, but seeing as it was over half the brewery, then thats OK with me  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2018, 12:49:01 pm
I’ve just had a quick Google and discovered Skinner’s Ales come from CORNWALL  :facepalm: We colluded with a massive beer mile infringement, no wonder the human race is doomed.
you should do your research before attending events, all the information was available to you before setting out  :P

I’m impressed with my subconscious, I instinctively knew a beer mile infringement was taking place so instinctively switched to Merlot and gin  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2018, 01:18:31 pm
I’m impressed with my subconscious, I instinctively knew a beer mile infringement was taking place so instinctively switched to Merlot and gin  :thumbsup:

Merlot being such a well known Essex product and all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2018, 01:45:36 pm
I’m impressed with my subconscious, I instinctively knew a beer mile infringement was taking place so instinctively switched to Merlot and gin  :thumbsup:

Merlot being such a well known Essex product and all.

There are no such things as Merlot Miles on the basis that, as you rightly point out, Merlot is not made locally.  Beer miles are a sin as beer is made locally so why transport it from far off locations like chuffin' CORNWALL?  >:(  You could have gin miles as gin is made in Witham. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2018, 04:24:08 pm
I’m impressed with my subconscious, I instinctively knew a beer mile infringement was taking place so instinctively switched to Merlot and gin  :thumbsup:

Merlot being such a well known Essex product and all.

There are no such things as Merlot Miles on the basis that, as you rightly point out, Merlot is not made locally.  Beer miles are a sin as beer is made locally so why transport it from far off locations like chuffin' CORNWALL?  >:(  You could have gin miles as gin is made in Witham.

Hmmm....
http://www.englishwineproducers.co.uk/vineyards/east-anglia/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 22 February, 2018, 06:07:45 pm
Only four????

https://www.welovecycling.com/wide/2017/01/20/4-reasons-drink-beer-cyclist/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 February, 2018, 08:02:31 pm
Today whilst looking for a picture of some BCM scenery I bumped into a blog that included the below pic  ;D

(http://thebrunners.com/blogs/onthebike/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cap_1.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 February, 2018, 09:23:18 pm
I remember that BCM! Call me Wolfgang Amadeus.

And I have read the blog, at the time - hooked up with a couple of Spanish guys [I think they were] for a few miles...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 February, 2018, 08:33:25 am
iddu's Are EWE Abbey yet? 600km, is now in the AUK calendar: 21st July. Save the date - ACME are running the Coggeshall control  :thumbsup:

http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/18-70/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 27 February, 2018, 10:01:09 pm
How about a Monday night outing?

https://uk.demand.film/mamil/

Chelmsford Odeon in April?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 February, 2018, 05:08:29 am
How about a Monday night outing?

https://uk.demand.film/mamil/

Chelmsford Odeon in April?

Yes, I'd be up for that!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 February, 2018, 07:50:54 am
How about a Monday night outing?

https://uk.demand.film/mamil/

Chelmsford Odeon in April?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 February, 2018, 09:03:07 am
Interested yes. It's straight after Yr Elenydd, where I have an outline plan to stay in Wales for a recce of the This is Not a Tour route, if the weather is favourable (a big if given its Wales at the beginning of April).

When are you looking to buy tickets?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 28 February, 2018, 09:30:42 am
I'd be up for that.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 March, 2018, 11:17:19 am
Before I start a new thread, was there an ACME Apparel thread somewhere here?  A quick search doesn't reveal it to me but you may know different.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 March, 2018, 11:26:35 am
Before I start a new thread, was there an ACME Apparel thread somewhere here?  A quick search doesn't reveal it to me but you may know different.

A couple of threads, the second may be more generally applicable:

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=104989.msg2245103#msg2245103 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=104989.msg2245103#msg2245103)

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=103220.msg2213751#msg2213751 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=103220.msg2213751#msg2213751)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 March, 2018, 10:44:28 am
Back to the important stuff - Wednesday night adventures.

Last night was a new venue for me - the Live and Let Live in Colchester which turned out not to be the pub I thought it was as I had mixed it up with one nearby.

The pub was a bit like the Carpenter's Arms in Maldon; basic but carrying a good selection of ales - in fact, too good as you will see...

I arrived to find Chief, Oaky, Huggy, Tomsk, OD, the Hustler, Jiber, Stanners and special guest star the Straggler all well into their first sample.  They seemed really pleased to see me and were very encouraging about my ongoing fitness program  ::-)

We sampled American Red by Calvors, Black Shuck by Hellhound and Evolution by Mr Majolica.  Usually the Hustler and I are in full agreement on the Quaffers' Choice - being gentlemen of refined tastes.  However this week we ended up in a long and bitter (geddit !) debate between Evolution and American Red.  We took it to the wider assembly but that just made it worse with a number of people opting for different choices entirely.  In the end the only option was to leave it to the wisdom of Tomsk.  Fortunately Tomsk made the correct choice and Evolution was duly given the Quaffers' Choice Award.  At that point another round of tasting began just to make sure.

Talk was of OD's new Alpine regime, the best way to cook horse and corporate governance.

We left to a windy but relatively mild night which meant a bit of a slog home for those of us heading East, Tomsk must have flown back.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 March, 2018, 02:04:18 pm
That was a most enjoyable hour last night. It was great to catch up with everyone and hopefully at some point work will return to normality and I can get out more regularly. At the moment new job stresses and getting up before 5 just mean 1 beer too many make it tough....maybe I am just getting old, or soft, or soft and old...ANYWAY

April 8th, ColVelo have arranged for Paris Roubaix to be shown in the Queen Street Brewhouse in Colchester. So if you fancy supping some good Belgian beer while watching the race with a bunch of folk who love bikes come along. Jibers will attest it is a good little bar with some of Belgiums finest.... Westmalle Triple in pint form was my downfall last year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 15 March, 2018, 02:16:29 pm
......So if you fancy supping some good Belgian beer ......

Say no more. I am in.  ;D ;D
Recovered from my double dose of Kasteel Donker last week - among others.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 15 March, 2018, 03:12:24 pm
Queen Street Brewery are also showing the Milan-San Remo race on Saturday from 1.00pm
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 March, 2018, 05:09:50 pm
...Tomsk must have flown back.

 :thumbsup: Highly unusual to have a strong tailwind home from the Far East. I think I knocked about 30 minutes off my Colchester return pb.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 15 March, 2018, 06:34:17 pm
Kinda hoping Milan - San Remo will be on the telly and can find somewhere to watch it as will be in Italy. Other then that I will honestly get out on the bike soon. Just need to finish building the new one and decide what tyres to put on it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Dan Deakins on 16 March, 2018, 10:11:07 am
April 8th, ColVelo have arranged for Paris Roubaix to be shown in the Queen Street Brewhouse in Colchester. So if you fancy supping some good Belgian beer while watching the race with a bunch of folk who love bikes come along. Jibers will attest it is a good little bar with some of Belgiums finest.... Westmalle Triple in pint form was my downfall last year.

Sounds great!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 March, 2018, 07:44:50 pm
Back to the important stuff - Wednesday night adventures.

Last night was a new venue for me - the Live and Let Live in Colchester which turned out not to be the pub I thought it was as I had mixed it up with one nearby.

The pub was a bit like the Carpenter's Arms in Maldon; basic but carrying a good selection of ales - in fact, too good as you will see...

I arrived to find Chief, Oaky, Huggy, Tomsk, OD, the Hustler, Jiber, Stanners and special guest star the Straggler all well into their first sample.  They seemed really pleased to see me and were very encouraging about my ongoing fitness program  ::-)

We sampled American Red by Calvors, Black Shuck by Hellhound and Evolution by Mr Majolica.  Usually the Hustler and I are in full agreement on the Quaffers' Choice - being gentlemen of refined tastes.  However this week we ended up in a long and bitter (geddit !) debate between Evolution and American Red.  We took it to the wider assembly but that just made it worse with a number of people opting for different choices entirely.  In the end the only option was to leave it to the wisdom of Tomsk.  Fortunately Tomsk made the correct choice and Evolution was duly given the Quaffers' Choice Award.  At that point another round of tasting began just to make sure.

Talk was of OD's new Alpine regime, the best way to cook horse and corporate governance.

We left to a windy but relatively mild night which meant a bit of a slog home for those of us heading East, Tomsk must have flown back.
Just watching Penelope Keith's coastal villages (living the dream on a Saturday night!)  and there was reference to Black Shuck

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Shuck
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 March, 2018, 10:49:20 am
Next Saturday, 24th March, final chance for an ARROW preparation ride:

'Boudicca's Revenge' Permanent 200, starting from Dunmow, time tbc.

Option for those on the 'Essex Borders' to go by train to start at Stansted Mountfitchet on the route [or via Bishops Stortford] and meet us at the first control in Buntingford.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 March, 2018, 01:06:58 pm
Next Saturday, 24th March, final chance for an ARROW preparation ride:

'Boudicca's Revenge' Permanent 200, starting from Dunmow, time tbc.

Option for those on the 'Essex Borders' to go by train to start at Stansted Mountfitchet on the route [or via Bishops Stortford] and meet us at the first control in Buntingford.


Has potential, subject to feeling better....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 March, 2018, 06:14:14 pm
Unfortunately I’m signed up for the Hard Boiled as my warm up ... should be sufficiently warm after that!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 March, 2018, 07:45:54 pm
Date for the diary: Saturday 11th Aug [the weekend after Huggy's R&R events] - ACME have been asked if they can run an Essex village hall control at Magdalene Laver on a London Orbital 300km. I'm free to help with this, any others?

It's a Manotea event, starting from Chalfont St Peter, control opening from 13:00-19:00-ish.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 March, 2018, 12:55:08 pm
Anyone interested in a set of PDW Full Metal Fenders (the Skinny ones which I think can probably do 25's)?

They will be going in the recycling at the end of the week if I can't find any takers.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 March, 2018, 01:00:20 pm
I would certainly be interested if they haven't been trimmed down (need a set of the front stays)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 27 March, 2018, 02:29:37 pm
I'm 99% sure that I have never trimmed them as they had all the adjustment I needed as they were.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 April, 2018, 09:01:30 pm
April 8th, ColVelo have arranged for Paris Roubaix to be shown in the Queen Street Brewhouse in Colchester. So if you fancy supping some good Belgian beer while watching the race with a bunch of folk who love bikes come along. Jibers will attest it is a good little bar with some of Belgiums finest.... Westmalle Triple in pint form was my downfall last year.

Soupy and I are aiming to come along to Queen Street Brewhouse, Colchester on Sunday afternoon for this...  S. being the responsible adult/designated driver, so lifts can be given...I might get the urge to ride there, though.

And a reminder about this:

Helpers' Ride for 'The Woodman' on Saturday 7th April, starting at 10:00.

Riders/helpers are we still ok with 09:00 for 10:00 start from the Angel & Harp?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 01 April, 2018, 09:16:47 pm
And a reminder about this:

Helpers' Ride for 'The Woodman' on Saturday 7th April, starting at 10:00.

Riders/helpers are we still ok with 09:00 for 10:00 start from the Angel & Harp?
I’ve plotted my ECE route to the A&H, plan to be there close to 9am after about 65km
Update - now entered the Woodman and ECE.  Just need to leave myself 2 hours to ride home after the return to Church End.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 03 April, 2018, 10:29:11 pm
just looking at the possibility of ece etc. but also see the Man of Kent has been rescheduled for Sunday..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 April, 2018, 11:42:05 am
Eastside is da best, as the East Staines Massive declared when they faced up to Ali G's West Staines Massive outside the community centre before a street race through Staines (obeying the speed limits).

Last night was like that but in Essex, with pubs and bikes.

The ACME Westside destination was some pub in the middle of nowhere where the map just shows a picture of a dragon.  Some people probably went there and they probably drank some beer.

Meanwhile ACME Eastside held a reunion of the brave ACME Anvils fresh from their Easter Arrow efforts.  The Compasses at Great Totham was the original destination but when I arrived it was closed and there seemed to be some sort of midnight flit going on inside.  On checking my 'phone, Huggy had helpfully provided routesheet directions (which of course I didn't follow) to the nearby Chequers in Wickham Bishops.  I arrived there to find fellow Eastsiders Huggy, Oaky and the Hustler tucking into a Wibblers' Dengie Gold.

We also sampled Wibblers' Apprentice and Adnams' Southwold.  The former was its usual drinkable self but the latter was from the bottom of a very old barrel.  We therefore went back to Dengie Gold, despite the barmaid's protestations that it was a bit lively when pulled (yurk yurk), and it was duly declared the Quaffers' Choice.

One thing you can be sure of with the Eastside is a meeting of minds.  We discussed a range of complex topics from my new granddad reading specs, revisiting the incredible fact that Oaky has never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off through to how much we all enjoy a log fire in a pub.

We left to reasonably heavy rain trying hard to be reasonably heavy sleet but by the time I had descended from the vertiginous heights of Wickham Bishops (61m) it was definitely rain but with a nice strong tailwind.  Nevertheless it did feel a bit more like spring somehow.



 

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 April, 2018, 09:45:34 pm
Is anyone going to the ColVelo thing tomorrow ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 April, 2018, 10:43:58 pm
Is anyone going to the ColVelo thing tomorrow ?

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Tomsk & Soupy are going
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 April, 2018, 06:07:20 pm
The 2018 Paris-Roubaix was a good 'un, though dry again, with a fair few crashes nevertheless. It was a good do, in a quaint pub. Just about as many ColVelo folk as could be shoe-horned in, but we got front row seats. The beer was good too.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 April, 2018, 07:18:52 pm
Sounds good, I totally forgot else I would have got myself in to gear and got home quicker to make it :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 April, 2018, 11:27:05 am
Sorry for my no show on Sunday Tomsk. From what I hear it was a good event. My Gout enduced hobbling about continues sadly....I think it's time to surrender to the daily medication routine, well either that or stop drinking!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 11 April, 2018, 12:39:56 pm
Afternoon All

A bit short notice but I have been roped in to doing bike maintenance at an event at my daughters school in Coggeshall on Sunday. Its an ethical / vegan monthly market thing and this month the theme is make do and mend. I've volunteered to do a bit of bike fixing and show a bit of basic bike maintenance (punctures, cables, spoke replacement etc)
Just wondering if anyone is available to give me a hand and a bit of company. Doubt there will be much to do but would be good to see a couple of familiar faces if you could spare an hour or tow. Alternatively you could always just pop in for a nut burger and a soya latte.

Cheers

Details

https://www.facebook.com/events/2021435611441618/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 April, 2018, 02:23:22 pm
Afternoon All

A bit short notice but I have been roped in to doing bike maintenance at an event at my daughters school in Coggeshall on Sunday. Its an ethical / vegan monthly market thing and this month the theme is make do and mend. I've volunteered to do a bit of bike fixing and show a bit of basic bike maintenance (punctures, cables, spoke replacement etc)
Just wondering if anyone is available to give me a hand and a bit of company. Doubt there will be much to do but would be good to see a couple of familiar faces if you could spare an hour or tow. Alternatively you could always just pop in for a nut burger and a soya latte.

Cheers

Details

https://www.facebook.com/events/2021435611441618/

What time does it start?  I could be massively hungover as its huggy's surprise 50th birthday party on Saturday (you coming?) but could perhaps help you out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 11 April, 2018, 07:22:44 pm


What time does it start?  I could be massively hungover as its huggy's surprise 50th birthday party on Saturday (you coming?) but could perhaps help you out.

Erm not being funny but I think Huggy's 'surprise' 50th is now out of the bag!Just for completeness where is it and what time? Might b tempted.

Its on from 10 till 2. Doubt there will be much to do so I'm going to take a couple of bits to tinker with and change some handlebars. Might do a demo on how to mend a puncture. Would be good if Tippers could come and demonstrate how not to set up tubeless!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 April, 2018, 09:28:42 pm
huggy’s do is at Huggy Towers. Saturday evening, decide on your own definition of evening. Don’t tell him you’re going to turn up, he loves a surprise.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 08:26:39 am
Yesterday evening's trip to the Maldon Beer 'un Cider Fest was most enjoyable despite the moist conditions.  The natives were friendly and keen to know more about what we do, many of them remembering us from last year. 

We sorely missed Oaky cos there was a quiz  :thumbsup:  Cryptic clues were given to identify places in Essex, it was proper hard but I impressed myself by solving one of the clues: Cross the Humber Estuary (10) = HULLBRIDGE  :smug:

The unsolved clues are...

1.   Hoping and praying for a storm (10)
2.   Gentry traveled up an Essex river to get here (5,5)
3.   A bovine knuckle gone bad (5,5)
4.   Dead and buried (7)
5.   What an aircraft might do (7)
6.   I WILL cross the river (eight letters)
7.   The value of a pub (7)
8.   Do this before you pot the ball (9)
9.   Bin there (6)
10. Floating kitchen made from natural resources (10)
11. A herbal river (eight letters)
12. Enjoy an after-dinner drink in South Wales, the Isle of Wight and Essex (7)

See if you can solve the clues before Oaky does!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 08:37:45 am
12 is Newport  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 08:42:04 am
5 is Soaring
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 08:46:01 am
The Professor regains some of his credibility after an underwhelming performance yesterday evening  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 08:52:42 am
2 could be Seven Kings, albeit the river is spelt differently
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 08:53:40 am
6 might be Woodford
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 09:01:43 am
2 could be Seven Kings, albeit the river is spelt differently

I don't think so as the Severn isn't an Essex river.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 09:02:50 am
6 might be Woodford

Yes, I'll give you that  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 12 April, 2018, 09:11:46 am
2 Earls Colne?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 09:13:14 am
2 Earls Colne?

Well done you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 12 April, 2018, 09:13:42 am
10 galleywood
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 09:14:51 am
10 galleywood

On a roll!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 12 April, 2018, 09:17:26 am
8 chalkwell
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 09:18:27 am
8 chalkwell

Who needs Oaky?!?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 12 April, 2018, 09:22:20 am
7 inworth
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 09:26:03 am
7 inworth

Showing off now!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 12 April, 2018, 09:37:14 am
4 Ingrave

11 Basildon
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 09:46:18 am
4 is Ingrave

[Edit] beaten to it
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 12 April, 2018, 09:52:58 am
3 Oxney Green? A knee isn't a knuckle but poetic licence...

"Beef joint gone bad" would have ben a better clue.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 09:53:54 am
4 Ingrave

11 Basildon

Basildon, explain.  Where is the reference to a river?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 12 April, 2018, 09:54:44 am
Don. River Don is in Scotland. The Don & the Dee meet the N. Sea in Aberdeen.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 April, 2018, 10:16:55 am

Erm not being funny but I think Huggy's 'surprise' 50th is now out of the bag!Just for completeness where is it and what time? Might b tempted.

Its on from 10 till 2. Doubt there will be much to do so I'm going to take a couple of bits to tinker with and change some handlebars. Might do a demo on how to mend a puncture. Would be good if Tippers could come and demonstrate how not to set up tubeless!
;D Spray sealant all over the place....they might get the wrong impression. To be fair, the set up is my strong point....it was handling issue on the road I struggled with. All good now though
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 10:25:14 am
Don. River Don is in Scotland. The Don & the Dee meet the N. Sea in Aberdeen.

OK as the clue doesn't suggest an Essex river is required.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 10:26:31 am
3 Oxney Green? A knee isn't a knuckle but poetic licence...

"Beef joint gone bad" would have ben a better clue.

Yes, I think so.  Well done!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 10:28:08 am
Only clues 1 and 9 left to solve.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 12 April, 2018, 11:04:45 am
9 weeley
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 11:08:50 am
9 weeley

 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 12 April, 2018, 12:59:14 pm
So far as 1 is concerned, THUNDERSLEY must be wrong because it has 11 letters rather than 10 and I can't see where hoping & praying are in there.

But at least there's a reference to a storm!

Edit:

I have it!

WILLINGALE.

But "Wishing for a beer" would be more accurate.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 01:57:00 pm
Genius!  Well done Wow!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 02:28:50 pm
How are we splitting the prize between all contributors?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 02:35:06 pm
How are we splitting the prize between all contributors?

You can all have a bonus AUK point  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 03:27:26 pm
Just came across a map of Essex, which was the result of doomsday scenario planning had we received a few bombs of the nuclear variety back in 1983. The below is the projected coverage of Essex by 2012 in that scenario.

(https://images2.imgbox.com/35/99/Kb85IwNG_o.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/Kb85IwNG)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 April, 2018, 04:26:28 pm
Just came across a map of Essex, which was the result of doomsday scenario planning had we received a few bombs of the nuclear variety back in 1983. The below is the projected coverage of Essex by 2012 in that scenario.

(https://images2.imgbox.com/35/99/Kb85IwNG_o.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/Kb85IwNG)

That'll keep some of our Kent ACME members happy :) (have you got the original source link for further reading?)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 04:43:44 pm
http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday) (http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday))
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 04:55:19 pm
http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday) (http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday))

Oddly enough Oaky and I were talking about such scenarios whilst you lot were gurning your way to Snetterton and back.  We have a plan ready to go should our country need us which might not be in the too distant future if Putin and Trump kick off.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2018, 05:27:56 pm
http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday) (http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday))

Oddly enough Oaky and I were talking about such scenarios whilst you lot were gurning your way to Snetterton and back.  We have a plan ready to go should our country need us which might not be in the too distant future if Putin and Trump kick off.

That explains why you have acquired a 'secret' mobile bunker on wheels
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2018, 05:38:48 pm
http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday) (http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday))

Oddly enough Oaky and I were talking about such scenarios whilst you lot were gurning your way to Snetterton and back.  We have a plan ready to go should our country need us which might not be in the too distant future if Putin and Trump kick off.

That explains why you have acquired a 'secret' mobile bunker on wheels

Indeed!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 April, 2018, 06:09:36 pm
http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday) (http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday))

Thanks for that... so Audax Club Mid-Interim Nation of Essex is a slightly more complicated alt-version of where we are now... however happily, this also moves the COG further to the West, which I am sure will aid OD's alpine training (as in exercise rather than Jimmy's fav transport option) no end as he will have to ride to more Western pubs from now on! :D  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Kim on 12 April, 2018, 08:37:08 pm
http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday) (http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday))

Danger!  Wiksand!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2018, 06:12:28 am
http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday) (http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Essex_(1983:_Doomsday))

Thanks for that... so Audax Club Mid-Interim Nation of Essex is a slightly more complicated alt-version of where we are now... however happily, this also moves the COG further to the West, which I am sure will aid OD's alpine training (as in exercise rather than Jimmy's fav transport option) no end as he will have to ride to more Western pubs from now on! :D  :thumbsup:

You carry on with your fantasies love, once me and Oaky takeover none of it will matter.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2018, 11:01:43 am
Does anyone fancy a spin tomorrow morning?  I don't have a specific plan so open to suggestions.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 April, 2018, 11:33:27 am
Does anyone fancy a spin tomorrow morning?  I don't have a specific plan so open to suggestions.

There seems to be some people riding from Dunmow tomorrow morning, involving some non-road sections. 100km or 50km options.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2018, 11:38:07 am
Does anyone fancy a spin tomorrow morning?  I don't have a specific plan so open to suggestions.

There seems to be some people riding from Dunmow tomorrow morning, involving some non-road sections. 100km or 50km options.

I know, but I can’t be arsed to drag myself over to Dunmow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 April, 2018, 11:47:17 am
Folks, is anyone interested in a 105 5700 (10 Speed) Group Set made up of the following,

105 5700 Levers (Double)
105 5800 Semi Compact Cranks (52/36) - 172.5mm
105 5700 Front Mech
105 5700 Rear Mech
105 5700 Calipers Front and Rear with Swiss Stop Green pads.
105 5700 10 Speed Cassette (12-25)
Tiagra 10 speed Cassete (11-32)

I have a chain (used) and External Cup BB (New) to go with it as well
 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 14 April, 2018, 12:31:55 pm
Folks, is anyone interested in a 105 5700 (10 Speed) Group Set made up of the following,

105 5700 Levers (Double)
105 5800 Semi Compact Cranks (52/36) - 172.5mm
105 5700 Front Mech
105 5700 Rear Mech
105 5700 Calipers Front and Rear with Swiss Stop Green pads.
105 5700 10 Speed Cassette (12-25)
Tiagra 10 speed Cassete (11-32)

I have a chain (used) and External Cup BB (New) to go with it as well

I would take the Tiagra 10 Speed please mate how much would you like for it?


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 14 April, 2018, 04:49:28 pm
Folks, is anyone interested in a 105 5700 (10 Speed) Group Set made up of the following,

105 5700 Levers (Double)
105 5800 Semi Compact Cranks (52/36) - 172.5mm
105 5700 Front Mech
105 5700 Rear Mech
105 5700 Calipers Front and Rear with Swiss Stop Green pads.
105 5700 10 Speed Cassette (12-25)
Tiagra 10 speed Cassete (11-32)

I have a chain (used) and External Cup BB (New) to go with it as well

I would take the Tiagra 10 Speed please mate how much would you like for it?


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£100 and you can have the rest for free 😁

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 April, 2018, 12:34:21 pm
Folks, is anyone interested in a 105 5700 (10 Speed) Group Set made up of the following,

105 5700 Levers (Double)
105 5800 Semi Compact Cranks (52/36) - 172.5mm
105 5700 Front Mech
105 5700 Rear Mech
105 5700 Calipers Front and Rear with Swiss Stop Green pads.
105 5700 10 Speed Cassette (12-25)
Tiagra 10 speed Cassete (11-32)

I have a chain (used) and External Cup BB (New) to go with it as well

I would take the Tiagra 10 Speed please mate how much would you like for it?


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£100 and you can have the rest for free 😁

If only he'd turned up last night, he could have negotiated in person! :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 16 April, 2018, 09:25:30 am
Folks, is anyone interested in a 105 5700 (10 Speed) Group Set made up of the following,

105 5700 Levers (Double)
105 5800 Semi Compact Cranks (52/36) - 172.5mm
105 5700 Front Mech
105 5700 Rear Mech
105 5700 Calipers Front and Rear with Swiss Stop Green pads.
105 5700 10 Speed Cassette (12-25)
Tiagra 10 speed Cassete (11-32)

I have a chain (used) and External Cup BB (New) to go with it as well

I would take the Tiagra 10 Speed please mate how much would you like for it?


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£100 and you can have the rest for free
If the retiree doesn't want it I'll buy it for that as my sons bike needs an upgrade

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 April, 2018, 09:36:54 am
Folks, is anyone interested in a 105 5700 (10 Speed) Group Set made up of the following,

105 5700 Levers (Double)
105 5800 Semi Compact Cranks (52/36) - 172.5mm
105 5700 Front Mech
105 5700 Rear Mech
105 5700 Calipers Front and Rear with Swiss Stop Green pads.
105 5700 10 Speed Cassette (12-25)
Tiagra 10 speed Cassete (11-32)

I have a chain (used) and External Cup BB (New) to go with it as well

I would take the Tiagra 10 Speed please mate how much would you like for it?


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£100 and you can have the rest for free
If the retiree doesn't want it I'll buy it for that as my sons bike needs an upgrade

Sent using Tapatalk
He's only had the Tiagra Cassette so all yours if you want it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 16 April, 2018, 12:37:55 pm
Folks, is anyone interested in a 105 5700 (10 Speed) Group Set made up of the following,

105 5700 Levers (Double)
105 5800 Semi Compact Cranks (52/36) - 172.5mm
105 5700 Front Mech
105 5700 Rear Mech
105 5700 Calipers Front and Rear with Swiss Stop Green pads.
105 5700 10 Speed Cassette (12-25)
Tiagra 10 speed Cassete (11-32)

I have a chain (used) and External Cup BB (New) to go with it as well

I would take the Tiagra 10 Speed please mate how much would you like for it?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
£100 and you can have the rest for free
If the retiree doesn't want it I'll buy it for that as my sons bike needs an upgrade

Sent using Tapatalk
He's only had the Tiagra Cassette so all yours if you want it.
Sold

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 17 April, 2018, 07:10:24 pm
Any of the acme lot have any experience of places for camping within maybe 50 miles cycle of the centre of the pre nuclear holocaust universe? Have got provisional permission for a night away over first may bank holiday. Was wondering if somewhere discreet might be found along the sea wall from tollesbury towards mersea island
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 April, 2018, 08:29:29 am
Any of the acme lot have any experience of places for camping within maybe 50 miles cycle of the centre of the pre nuclear holocaust universe? Have got provisional permission for a night away over first may bank holiday. Was wondering if somewhere discreet might be found along the sea wall from tollesbury towards mersea island

We're away that weekend otherwise I might have come with you.  I'm sure you'll be able to find somewhere for a cheeky bivvy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 April, 2018, 08:31:30 am
I have just submitted a TripAdvisor review for yesterday evening's target pub...  ::-)

Quote
Yesterday evening (Wednesday 18 May 2018) myself and about 9 of my cycling friends dropped in on The Old Crown at about 9:15pm.  Most Wednesday evenings throughout the year we cycle to an Essex pub to enjoy a chat and a few pints.

We chose The Crown as we have been before and several of us have eaten there with our families; our previous experiences have always been good.  When we arrived the gentleman behind the bar didn't look too pleased to see us but served us a couple of rounds nonetheless.  His colleague, a young lady, was very friendly.  About 10:15pm, just as we were about to order a third round, the chap behind the bar suddenly announced they were closing for the evening; by this time we were the only customers left in the pub.

We have been riding to Essex pubs on a Wednesday evening since 2009, most pubs are delighted to see us, often encouraging us to return, after all we normally spend over £100 per visit on beer and bar snacks.  This was the first time a pub has ever closed early on us.

It was such a shame as we were having an enjoyable evening and The Old Crown is a lovely pub.  After being turfed out we shot off to The Sun in Feering who welcomed the £40 we put in their till!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Kim on 19 April, 2018, 01:14:42 pm
Bloodycyclists.  Turning up, spending their money. (https://twitter.com/EricEatsPickles/status/986541752285908992/photo/1)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 April, 2018, 01:23:25 pm
Well it's one less pub to worry about for the forward planning sect.

It was a shame as we were pretty much just an Oaky away from a full house.

Last night's milder weather brought out Jiber, Tomsk, OD, the Hustler, Jem, the Ancient Mariner, some old geezer in an Alpe D'Huez top, Stanners Kiwi, Fandango and a welcome return to two wheels for the BFC.  Obviously 11 thirsty cyclists were not enough to sustain a small village pub.

Nevertheless, it really was a pleasure to ride home in shorts.  At this rate, we will have the sandals out soon  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 April, 2018, 03:01:46 pm
Bloodycyclists.  Turning up, spending their money. (https://twitter.com/EricEatsPickles/status/986541752285908992/photo/1)

haha you just can't make these things up!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 April, 2018, 09:15:06 am
I have just submitted a TripAdvisor review for yesterday evening's target pub...  ::-)

Quote
Yesterday evening (Wednesday 18 May 2018) myself and about 9 of my cycling friends dropped in on The Old Crown at about 9:15pm.  Most Wednesday evenings throughout the year we cycle to an Essex pub to enjoy a chat and a few pints.

We chose The Crown as we have been before and several of us have eaten there with our families; our previous experiences have always been good.  When we arrived the gentleman behind the bar didn't look too pleased to see us but served us a couple of rounds nonetheless.  His colleague, a young lady, was very friendly.  About 10:15pm, just as we were about to order a third round, the chap behind the bar suddenly announced they were closing for the evening; by this time we were the only customers left in the pub.

We have been riding to Essex pubs on a Wednesday evening since 2009, most pubs are delighted to see us, often encouraging us to return, after all we normally spend over £100 per visit on beer and bar snacks.  This was the first time a pub has ever closed early on us.

It was such a shame as we were having an enjoyable evening and The Old Crown is a lovely pub.  After being turfed out we shot off to The Sun in Feering who welcomed the £40 we put in their till!

We have had a response to my TripAdvisor review of The Old Crown at Messing...  :thumbsup:

Quote
Penny C, Owner at The Old Crown, responded to this review

Responded 3 days ago

Thank you Steve for your review. All I can do is apologise for this very unfortunate experience that you had at my pub. We always welcome people drinking in the pub and there has been many a night when myself or one of the staff has sat for hours while people finish their drinks. I don't know why this happened to you but will look into the reasons. I am glad you were able to get a drink at The Sun and so your whole evening was not spoilt.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 23 April, 2018, 09:44:50 am
Quote
Penny C, Owner at The Old Crown, responded to this review

... I don't know why this happened to you but will look into the reasons...
Uh ho, someone's in trouble!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 April, 2018, 09:46:07 am
Rightly so!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 23 April, 2018, 10:11:58 am
Grass!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 23 April, 2018, 09:03:14 pm
OD I'm planning on a few small weekend adventures this year so will let you know.... I was gonna take my tent but now eyeing up bivi bags.

Ref the pub I genuinely think the owner is pulling their hair out. Unless your the weather spoons your probably struggling as a pub so desperate for any trade. I know a Witham pub my brother and I frequent let us have an event there at short notice for as put a good amount of money into the till
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 April, 2018, 04:19:03 pm
OD I'm planning on a few small weekend adventures this year so will let you know.... I was gonna take my tent but now eyeing up bivi bags.

Ref the pub I genuinely think the owner is pulling their hair out. Unless your the weather spoons your probably struggling as a pub so desperate for any trade. I know a Witham pub my brother and I frequent let us have an event there at short notice for as put a good amount of money into the till

Sure, let me know if you're planning an adventure, I'll come along if I can.

Yes, I imagine our friend at The Crown won't be getting the Employee of the Month t-shirt anytime soon!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 April, 2018, 11:41:31 am

Yes, I imagine our friend at The Crown won't be getting the Employee of the Month t-shirt anytime soon!
I was thinking about this. So it was 10:15 when we were told it was all over, I reckon that was quite potentially 2 rounds of drinks and I also don't think that they would have to sit around for hours for us to finish.

Anyway, to be honest, with a 4:45am start His Royal Grumpiness did me a favour, I was home, fed and asleep at a very reasonable time and didn't have a shower away hangover in the morning which was helpful. It may also have been advantageous for my Gout  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 April, 2018, 11:49:21 am
Folks, if anyone, like me, is not able to make the G&Y fields this year but fancies a bit of a Gravel/Byway/Bridlepath ColVelo are going out for a 177km Gravel 'epic' from Colchester on the 5th May. It just happens to finish at the Black Buoy in Wivenhoe who just happen to be having their Beer Festival that day. There is also an option to stop at Wivenhoe after 100km when the route passes through there.

Event on Strava (https://www.strava.com/clubs/110216/group_events/289666)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 26 April, 2018, 12:37:23 pm
....It just happens to finish at the Black Buoy in Wivenhoe who just happen to be having their Beer Festival that day.....

Event on Strava (https://www.strava.com/clubs/110216/group_events/289666)

And with that, the ACME contingent on the G&Y dropped by at least 50%..... ;)

.I see another Arrivee article on the art of not finishing/starting an audax  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 April, 2018, 12:42:49 pm
Or at least explaining to others that having a Pub Beer Festival as a potential bail option is really not very clever.

For me, it will entirely depend on how dirty my bike is by that point.  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 April, 2018, 12:58:32 pm
Folks, if anyone, like me, is not able to make the G&Y fields this year but fancies a bit of a Gravel/Byway/Bridlepath ColVelo are going out for a 177km Gravel 'epic' from Colchester on the 5th May. It just happens to finish at the Black Buoy in Wivenhoe who just happen to be having their Beer Festival that day. There is also an option to stop at Wivenhoe after 100km when the route passes through there.

Event on Strava (https://www.strava.com/clubs/110216/group_events/289666)

oooo quite tempted by that.... it solves a problem of having to be in London on Friday conflicting with G&Y start time.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2018, 01:05:48 pm

Yes, I imagine our friend at The Crown won't be getting the Employee of the Month t-shirt anytime soon!
I was thinking about this. So it was 10:15 when we were told it was all over, I reckon that was quite potentially 2 rounds of drinks and I also don't think that they would have to sit around for hours for us to finish.

Anyway, to be honest, with a 4:45am start His Royal Grumpiness did me a favour, I was home, fed and asleep at a very reasonable time and didn't have a shower away hangover in the morning which was helpful. It may also have been advantageous for my Gout  ;D

Contrast the The Crown with Maltsters Arms last night. Without any prompting they said they happily stay open until midnight on school nights and 1am on Friday and Saturday evenings. I’m moving to Heybridge.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 April, 2018, 01:56:28 pm
Contrast the The Crown with Maltsters Arms last night. Without any prompting they said they happily stay open until midnight on school nights and 1am on Friday and Saturday evenings. I’m moving to Heybridge.
:thumbsup:

oooo quite tempted by that.... it solves a problem of having to be in London on Friday conflicting with G&Y start time.....
:thumbsup: I think that group on Strava is public so you can join and do an 'I'm In' if you decide to go for it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2018, 02:07:19 pm
The Malststers proved to be a great venue, it was my first visit but not my last.

It is a while since I started a MEMWNS ride from Spa so I had forgotten about some of the fun to be had when OD is leading the ride...  It also seems that I had forgotten how to ride a bike as I somehow managed to fall off before we had even set off  :facepalm: 

When I remounted and caught up with OD, Jem, Hotblack and the Hustler, I asked OD where the route took us, "I don't really know" he replied in his usual reassuring way, "I didn't check it but it's on my Garmin so what can possibly go wrong".  Of course, with it being an OD route, we were only a few short miles away from our final destination when, instead of turning towards our chosen hostelry, we suddenly veered off in a completely different direction.  That pattern was repeated at the next few junctions until I was forced to ask OD if we were heading for the Heybridge in Essex.  Meanwhile, the man himself was demonstrating his pre-Alpine form on Dakota and whizzing off down the lanes at a furious pace.  He must have eventually gone too fast for his own Garmin because he slowed down to let us catch up and promptly announced that we were off route and he didn't know where we were exactly.  It was around this time that we noticed the large black clouds massing overhead.  OD's solution was to career off down an unmade lane on the basis that it probably went somewhere interesting.  It was only when the Hustler pointed out that it was, in fact, signposted as a footpath that we persuaded him to stay on the tarmac.  After a few (incorrect) guesses about where we were, we came across East Hanningfield. 

Shortly afterwards, I took the executive decision to time trial down the main road to try to beat the lightning storm that I could see in the sky and reach the pub at a reasonable time.  The rest of the group stuck with the lanes but we all turned up there pretty much at the same time which says as much about their speed as it does about how slow I am at the moment.

The designated pub was the Heybridge Inn and I found Captain Birdseye, Tomsk, Oaky and Jiber in there keeping an eye on their bikes whilst enjoying a Dorset Rogue by Piddle .  Nice as Dorset Rogue was, it was the only ale they had on that evening and Jiber was being quizzed by Heybridge's answer to Michael Parkinson so it didn't take much to persuade us to go with OD's suggestion and repair instead to the Maltsters. 

Again, it was bikes locked together outside the pub but they let us open the blinds so we could keep watch.

As OD said above, we were made to feel welcome by the bar staff and pretty much had the place to ourselves.  Better still, they had a selection of ales available that those of us on beer strava had never had before.  We sampled; Checkpoint Charlie by George's, Dawn 'Til Dusk by Saffron, Mad Dog Mild by Hop Monster and The Hopfather by Wye Valley.  Mad Dog Mild was the clear winner of the Quaffers' Choice and was generally agreed to be one of the best milds any of us had ever tasted. 

The conversation took a wide range of twists and turns but often returned to our plans for OD's caravan pub.  We all agreed he would make a splendid mobile landlord. 

It was just warm enough to cycle home without knee warmers but it was my latest return for a while and the streetlights were well and truly off by the time I returned.  If only I had been sensible like Jiber and planned to leave after a quick drink for an early night.  Then again, if only Jiber had been sensible and actually stuck to his plan  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2018, 02:53:04 pm
Splendid!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2018, 02:57:27 pm
And by the way, it was good to have BFC back amongst us  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 26 April, 2018, 03:00:37 pm
Good summary of an excellent pub and night out.

I loved that the beer was brought up from the cellar in jugs and served from that. I hadn't seen that in years

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 26 April, 2018, 03:10:57 pm
ditto Grey Sheep....excellent write up and another great night out.
My legs are stuffed though.....so much for "recovery" ride I'd hoped for - still, it was also nice to know that reverse is no longer their fastest gear.

And yes OD.....I am very happy with my "life choices".
Wed nights will never be the same again.  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2018, 03:20:31 pm
ditto Grey Sheep....excellent write up and another great night out.
... And yes OD.....I am very happy with my "life choices".
Wed nights will never be the same again.  ;D  ;D

I have long advocated that meeting men on the interweb is the way forward  :thumbsup: 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 April, 2018, 03:26:31 pm
And by the way, it was good to have BFC back amongst us  :thumbsup:

Yes, it was and on fixed too.

Did you notice how the Hustler and I very considerately slowed down for the BFC as it was only his 3rd ride back.

The fact that he was a quarter of a mile up the road and travelling faster than any of us was irrelevant, we were just trying to do the right thing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2018, 04:13:52 pm
And by the way, it was good to have BFC back amongst us  :thumbsup:

Yes, it was and on fixed too.

Did you notice how the Hustler and I very considerately slowed down for the BFC as it was only his 3rd ride back.

The fact that he was a quarter of a mile up the road and travelling faster than any of us was irrelevant, we were just trying to do the right thing.

Me and Dakota were keeping him company at the front.  In fact as we entered into Witham I looked back expecting to see the lights of Jem and AndyC333333333333333 but there was nothing  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 April, 2018, 10:40:25 am

Me and Dakota were keeping him company at the front.  In fact as we entered into Witham I looked back expecting to see the lights of Jem and AndyC333333333333333 but there was nothing  :o

Just watched the flyby.  I'd have beaten you back if it wasn't for those pesky GPS batteries I had to change at the top of Spring Lane!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2018, 10:50:04 am

Me and Dakota were keeping him company at the front.  In fact as we entered into Witham I looked back expecting to see the lights of Jem and AndyC333333333333333 but there was nothing  :o

Just watched the flyby.  I'd have beaten you back if it wasn't for those pesky GPS batteries I had to change at the top of Spring Lane!

You needed a GPS to get home from the top of Spring Lane?  :o  And to think people take the piss out of my navigational prowess! 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 27 April, 2018, 11:17:11 am
You needed a GPS to get hope from the top of Spring Lane?  :o  And to think people take the piss out of my navigational prowess!

Nah... just to record my ~R17 speed, and keep me from redlining my HR.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 27 April, 2018, 01:16:24 pm
[quote author=Oscar's dad link=topic=94449.msg2280399#msg2280399

Me and Dakota were keeping him company at the front.  In fact as we entered into Witham I looked back expecting to see the lights of Jem and AndyC333333333333333 but there was nothing  :o

Shouldn't mix my drinks.....Merlot and Mad Dog made me a bit mellow on the way home. Merlot is the drink of choice in the absence of Eochefort 10 and Kasteel but it's not good for riding - at least not when not accompanied by a Boss Hog's kebak.
Ever the well-trained wingman, the Hustler stayed back. Clearly, beer fueled commuter is a state and not just a name. My legs were finished!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2018, 01:19:07 pm
You're playing the "Hey, I did a 300k at the weekend!" card to the max  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 27 April, 2018, 01:27:51 pm
You're playing the "Hey, I did a 300k at the weekend!" card to the max  :thumbsup:

My real ace is the "diversity" card   ;)


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2018, 01:40:48 pm
You're playing the "Hey, I did a 300k at the weekend!" card to the max  :thumbsup:

My real ace is the "diversity" card   ;)

Indeed, colonial, female and over 50 is pretty much a game winning card  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 27 April, 2018, 02:17:59 pm
What's the situation with ACME apparal at the moment? Is there stock, or does a bulk order need to be put togther? I'd like a long sleeve jersey (M). Also, if there was enough demand, could we get some summer weight long sleeve jerseys made? I find them very useful for slipping over a short sleeved jersey of an evening or at Audax O'clock when it's a bit nippy but not so cold as to require a fleece lined long sleeved jersey. I appreciate there might not be much demand for these though....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 April, 2018, 05:03:59 pm
What's the situation with ACME apparal at the moment? Is there stock, or does a bulk order need to be put togther? I'd like a long sleeve jersey (M). Also, if there was enough demand, could we get some summer weight long sleeve jerseys made? I find them very useful for slipping over a short sleeved jersey of an evening or at Audax O'clock when it's a bit nippy but not so cold as to require a fleece lined long sleeved jersey. I appreciate there might not be much demand for these though....
A bulk order for ACME short sleeved jerseys has been placed, delivery expected early June.  There will be enough stock on hand in the ACME shop for buys that were not pre-ordered, not that there was a lot of pre-ordering.  Tomsk may have some existing stock of summer SS jerseys that might suit.
I have one M winter (really spring/autumn) weight LS jersey in stock.  You're welcome to try it but health warnings have been issued about sizing requiring you to permanently breath in while at the same time spend significant time on a rack to extend your arms to fit the orang-utan style tailoring.
There are also a few gilets in stock. Similar health warning without the orang-utan bit.
Blackmore don't list a LS summer jersey in their portfolio, maybe that's something we can enquire about.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 28 April, 2018, 07:59:31 am
I have one M winter (really spring/autumn) weight LS jersey in stock.  You're welcome to try it but health warnings have been issued about sizing requiring you to permanently breath in while at the same time spend significant time on a rack to extend your arms to fit the orang-utan style tailoring.

Nice one. I'll have to arrange a fitting session at a convenient time...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 April, 2018, 11:48:14 am
I have one M winter (really spring/autumn) weight LS jersey in stock.  You're welcome to try it but health warnings have been issued about sizing requiring you to permanently breath in while at the same time spend significant time on a rack to extend your arms to fit the orang-utan style tailoring.

Nice one. I'll have to arrange a fitting session at a convenient time...

Let us know when you come over and perhaps we can all do lunch. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 28 April, 2018, 11:53:42 am
I'm up for that. Can do pretty much any time you like...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 April, 2018, 12:00:40 pm
I'm up for that. Can do pretty much any time you like...

I might even knock up a little something.  huggy, when...?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 April, 2018, 08:06:21 pm
I'm up for that. Can do pretty much any time you like...

I might even knock up a little something.  huggy, when...?
Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays are usually WFH days
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 April, 2018, 11:36:01 am
I’m WFH this Wednesday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 April, 2018, 02:34:28 pm
What's on the menu then? I quite fancy lobster..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 April, 2018, 03:21:14 pm
What's on the menu then? I quite fancy lobster..

No problem, I'll get my waders on.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 April, 2018, 08:17:27 am
What's on the menu then? I quite fancy lobster..

No problem, I'll get my waders on.

I’m in London on Wednesday. Sorry.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 30 April, 2018, 06:07:36 pm
No lobster then!  :(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 April, 2018, 06:09:46 pm
He's just a big tease Bobb.

You would have turned up, fettled something technical for him and been served up a couple of crackers with crab paste.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 April, 2018, 07:30:35 pm
He's just a big tease Bobb.

You would have turned up, fettled something technical for him and been served up a couple of crackers with crab paste.

Oh dear, I’ve been found out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 May, 2018, 12:03:00 am
Folks, if anyone, like me, is not able to make the G&Y fields this year but fancies a bit of a Gravel/Byway/Bridlepath ColVelo are going out for a 177km Gravel 'epic' from Colchester on the 5th May. It just happens to finish at the Black Buoy in Wivenhoe who just happen to be having their Beer Festival that day. There is also an option to stop at Wivenhoe after 100km when the route passes through there.

Event on Strava (https://www.strava.com/clubs/110216/group_events/289666)

oooo quite tempted by that.... it solves a problem of having to be in London on Friday conflicting with G&Y start time.....

So I managed to fix my Friday G&Y option by destroying my front brake caliper piston today! If the replacement stuff arrives I suspect I won't have time to get ready for G&Y with other stuff getting in the way so letting the train take the strain and ColVelo sounds like a great option  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 May, 2018, 09:54:31 am
You have a fixed wheel option  :thumbsup:

You know you want to...

I am being bullied into it by the Hustler. He just likes to see me suffer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 May, 2018, 09:55:53 am
You have a fixed wheel option  :thumbsup:

You know you want to...

I am being bullied into it by the Hustler. He just likes to see me suffer.

As do we all  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 May, 2018, 11:02:37 am

So I managed to fix my Friday G&Y option by destroying my front brake caliper piston today! If the replacement stuff arrives I suspect I won't have time to get ready for G&Y with other stuff getting in the way so letting the train take the strain and ColVelo sounds like a great option  :thumbsup:
I saw the pics of the caliper....whoops! Sounds good, seems to be a good crowd on board and much discussion about route choices and potentially being chased by farmers. I think it might be quite a fun day out!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 May, 2018, 08:29:14 pm
Forward Planning Alert

I have pencilled in a Flatlands 600km for 18th May 2019, in addition to 'Fenland Friends' being a last gasp PBP qualifier on 22nd June...so, which way round is the most 'Type 2'? There's only one way to find out.

No clashes with other 600 qualifiers on the 18th either!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2018, 08:56:23 am
The problem with last night was that proportionally there were far too many clever people sat round the table in the Three Elms as all the normal folk stayed at home!  Thus, I found it very difficult to follow the conversations, I couldn't even understand enough to take the piss!  For once I actually missed The Conversation Killers  ::-)  The one shining beacon of hope to lift my despair was provided by Grey Sheep who kindly purchased some fabulous garlic pickled eggs and accompanying crisps. 

The ride out was nice enough although huggy took to a field margin rather than ride though the Bumfords Lane Lido (fairy) and there were no doggers down by Hurrells Lane ford.  It was 2degs riding home, brrrrrrr  >:(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 May, 2018, 09:08:27 am
Point of note:

To fit in with our latest member of the Traveller Community who is insisting on occupying a public park within the Colchester district, next week is now at The Sun Inn, Feering

ETA: People of Colchester are recommended to wrap up warm next week, whilst the rest of Essex will be basking in a heat wave, the OD micro-climate will be in effect and snow is forecast!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 May, 2018, 09:44:17 am
Point of note:

To fit in with our latest member of the Traveller Community who is insisting on occupying a public park within the Colchester district, next week is now at The Sun Inn, Feering

ETA: People of Colchester are recommended to wrap up warm next week, whilst the rest of Essex will be basking in a heat wave, the OD micro-climate will be in effect and snow is forecast!

I still don’t know why we can’t go to a pub actually in Colchester.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2018, 11:17:43 am
The night of the Sexy Beast.

We seem to have a further split within MEMWNS, this time it is inside the eastern chapter itself.  Last night we had a Witham peloton and a Colchester peloton careering towards the Sun in Feering.

I met up with what, at first sight, seemed to be two old boys enjoying the evening sun on a village bench but turned out to be OD and the Lynx.  The Lynx was obviously expecting a long ride as he had brought along his lunchbox.  He was also sporting some very natty attire - a lightweight Rapha top (he always underdresses) and pink socks and matching base layer - irresistible to humans and animals alike.

We had an enjoyable meander through the lanes watching the distant speck ahead that was the Lynx showing off on his soot bike - that is until he blew up coming into Messing and "waited for us" 200 yards behind us  :o

We were first to arrive at the pub and were soon tucking into an Early Bird by Shepherd Neame.  In time, we were joined by the Hustler, Huggy, Hotblack, Captain Haddock, Tomsk and Oaky.  The invalided Jiber arrived a little later being shepherded along by his carer - he received a suitably sympathetic welcome but resisted our offer to amputate his sore ankle.

As it was a Shepherd Neame pub, we also sampled Master Brew, Bishop's Finger, Whitstable Stout (Oaky) and a dry sherry (OD :facepalm:).  The Quaffers sub-committee had yet another contentious debate over their choice beer for the evening but I took the executive decision to award the Quaffers' Choice to the Shepherd Neame classic - Master Brew.  It has a sensible ABV and a price tag to match and just tastes like best bitter, what's not to like ?

I am pleased to report that the fabled MEMWNS curry fund (now into its fourth year of saving) is continuing to prosper and at this rate we should be able to share a poppadum between us sometime next year.

Most of the conversation revolved around just how incredible the Lynx looked - I don't think our group facebook shot has ever received so much attention and we all knew why.  If only he could find the time to join us more often, in no time our numbers would double and our average age would halve (or is that the other way round ?).

Everyone seemed very excited about The Huntingdon Trip, although OD was worried about the wine list at the local 'Spoons.  He and Huggy have (been) volunteered to organise everything so we look forward to a mixture of mayhem and method.

For the first time this year it was a pleasant ride home in shorts and short sleeves.  It will be sandals season before we know it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 May, 2018, 12:08:04 pm
ted, you failed to mention how much we enjoyed riding behind Lynx admiring his pert bottom. I don’t know about you but I think I’m on the turn!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2018, 12:13:33 pm
That was the great thing about it just being the three of us in the Colchester peloton, usually there is a queue of people jostling for position A behind the Lynx's behind.

And his souplesse...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 May, 2018, 12:24:30 pm
And another thing, thanks to roadworks me and ‘fandango aka The Lynx, got to ride up the actual A12 including the fast lane. We are now both in the top 10 for that particular Strava segment. As if all this isn’t exciting enough I beat him by 3 seconds!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 May, 2018, 09:55:48 pm
As if all this isn’t exciting enough I beat him by 3 seconds!

Given his chain and gear cable woes of late, I wouldn't be surprised if he was on a hobby horse
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 14 May, 2018, 08:41:26 pm
Well this Thursday onwards is my planned time to check the 'Grand' route, Tourdax style: DIY card at the ready, but an extra day off to take it easy if necessary. Forecast isn't too bad, but this is Wales we're talking about!

I'll be very much more 'below the radar' than usual until next week. Expect a ride report when I've recovered [in time for the following MEMWNS, I hope]. Now to look over 15 pages of route sheets, with highlighters at the ready!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 May, 2018, 08:51:16 pm
Good luck with the ride Tomsk. It's bound to be a corker.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 May, 2018, 10:43:22 am
Enjoy Tomsk!

I'm off to Aberhafesp on Saturday to provide TLC for those riding the BCM and then my tour home which has ended up being Aberhafesp > Ironbridge (just for the bridge)> Stratford upon Avon (for a bit of culture) > Towcester (for beer with an old friend) > Ashwell (For beer with Phil W) > Home on Thursday.

I've set the Croix up with front and back panniers and can't wait to do a proper, albeit short tour.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 May, 2018, 10:55:21 am
We need photos of the CdF fully loaded  :thumbsup:  We also want to see evidence of proper cooking with the camp stove I'm certain you're taking with you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 May, 2018, 11:35:24 am
OK...but remember my fully loaded is likely less than you would take for a weekend  ;D

Catherine got me a Trangia for my Birthday so I shall indeed be doing some cooking along the way. Not sure I can be bothered cleaning so it might just be once  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 May, 2018, 12:01:30 pm
OK...but remember my fully loaded is likely less than you would take for a weekend  ;D

Catherine got me a Trangia for my Birthday so I shall indeed be doing some cooking along the way. Not sure I can be bothered cleaning so it might just be once  ;)

You have my steak dinner with all the trimmings to beat!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 May, 2018, 12:19:42 pm
hmmm.....not sure that can be beaten...especially by someone suffering with gout for the last month...but I will try.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 May, 2018, 12:20:46 pm
hmmm.....not sure that can be beaten...especially by someone suffering with gout for the last month...but I will try.

Trying is all we ask!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2018, 08:26:34 am
Imagine, if you can, Genderquake meets Last of the Summer Wine and you will have last night's outing (woops) just about right.  People self-identifying and forgetting who they were about sums it up.

It will take our diversity officer some time to complete his investigations so I will draw a veil over the evening's activities there.

The evening began with the disappointing news from the Lynx that something had "popped up" - presumably while packing his lunchbox before setting off.

That meant that it was just Petrocelli and I who met at the Layer Fox for a short but swift ride over to the Chequers at Great Tey.  So swift in fact that Petro was moaning about arriving early - a whole 4 minutes.  We were still locking our bikes when we saw the distant glow of Hotblack's laser lightshow, the Witham peloton were early too.  As well as Hotblack, they had Oaky, Oros, the Hustler, Huggy, Hector Barbossa, Kieran and Annie Oakley.

I am not sure the pub knew quite what to make of us and Huggy's quip to the landlady about admiring her horse (a great dane called Arnie) didn't seem to help.  I think by evening's end our charm and good humour had worked its usual magic and we were waved off cheerily enough by the regulars.

There was a limited beer selection but a finely kept Landlord by Timothy Taylor took the Quaffers' Choice.

We also had a further schism with Les Alpinistes choosing to sit at a different table while they mumbled about Cols and campsites.  Meanwhile, in the absence of the Lynx, we turned on each other which made for another jolly evening.

We left into an unseasonably cold night but at least it was a tailwind home.  Will sandals season ever arrive  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 May, 2018, 08:35:06 am
Who or what is Petrocelli and why?  I is confused.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2018, 08:55:21 am
Google is your friend.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 May, 2018, 09:21:49 am
Google is your friend.

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Way too subtle for me. You’ll have to explain when I next see you  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2018, 10:09:44 am
Did you not watch telly in the '70s ?  Perhaps you were too busy being 30 something.

Tony Petrocelli is an Italian-American Harvard-educated lawyer who gave up the big money and frenetic pace of major-metropolitan life to practice in a sleepy city in the American Southwest. He and wife Maggie live in a trailer in the country while waiting for their new house to be built.

Remind you of anyone ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 May, 2018, 10:27:09 am
Ooooooooh, now I get it. I may have watched said telly programme but have obviously forgotten.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 17 May, 2018, 01:21:00 pm
Ooooooooh, now I get it. I may have watched said telly programme but have obviously forgotten.
With that one sorted, a d Google being no help, who or what is oros?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2018, 03:17:10 pm
Oros70 to give him his full name.

You will have to ask him, it's a real false name not one of mine !

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 May, 2018, 10:11:37 am
Did you not watch telly in the '70s ?  Perhaps you were too busy being 30 something.

Tony Petrocelli is an Italian-American Harvard-educated lawyer who gave up the big money and frenetic pace of major-metropolitan life to practice in a sleepy city in the American Southwest. He and wife Maggie live in a trailer in the country while waiting for their new house to be built.

Remind you of anyone ?

I thought it was a camper van rather than a trailer, used to love that programme
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 May, 2018, 09:01:02 am
Pints make prizes !

How fitting that on the day Dale Winton was laid to rest, it was prizes galore for the MEMWNs peloton.

We also had love's young dream to discuss but more of that later.

It was a later start than usual with people trying to find some miles.  I arrived at 9.15 to find Bobb, Tomsk, Chris and Jack Sparrow already there.  We were soon joined by Mr and Mrs Jiber and Oaky.  The Witham peloton had been dragged into a COR filled Alpine training ride.  When they eventually appeared it was a fast group comprising OD, the Hustler and Hotblack.

Sadly, the Lynx was absent again.  Apparently Daisy Duke had given up her visit to Boss Hogg's to help him with his lunchbox.

It was Titanic takeover night so we sampled Iceberg, Captain Smith's, First Class, Anchor, Plum Porter and Cherry Dark.  This was managed in spite of a breakdown in our beverage logistics department that meant we had two kitties and Jiber having to hobble back and forth to the Bar.  One of our judging panel went off piste on the sampling but Captain Smith's took the coveted Quaffer's Choice.

There was a Titanic draw as well.  I won a pen, the Hustler, Tomsk and OD won beer but Captain Sparrow topped us all with his chutney win.

We discussed  Bobb's forthcoming tour, Tomsk and Jiber's respective epic Welsh outings and we took the time to toast the happy couple.  It turned out that Chris had just been married.  He was barely out of his wedding kilt but was already out with us, that's dedication.

I cheated with some train assistance on the way home but it was still a cold ride from the station.  Sandals time has to come soon...


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2018, 09:43:34 am
It was quite a night - what with one thing and another.  Great to see Chris, I hope he'll come out with us on a regular basis from now on.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 May, 2018, 10:47:40 am
Pints make prizes !
........................

There was a Titanic draw as well.  I won a pen, Jiber Tomsk, Hustler and OD won beer but Captain Sparrow topped us all with his chutney win.
....................

FTFY  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2018, 10:49:28 am
Pints make prizes !
........................

There was a Titanic draw as well.  I won a pen, Jiber Tomsk, Hustler and OD won beer but Captain Sparrow topped us all with his chutney win.
....................

FTFY  :thumbsup:

What did you win then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 May, 2018, 11:01:06 am
Pints make prizes !
........................

There was a Titanic draw as well.  I won a pen, Jiber Tomsk, Hustler and OD won beer but Captain Sparrow topped us all with his chutney win.
....................

FTFY  :thumbsup:

What did you win then?


Nothing but if you are reading this on tapatalk, you will not see that 'Jiber' is struck out.... :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2018, 11:03:18 am
That’s karma that is.  You’re being punished for refusing to be the next Beer Bitch.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 May, 2018, 01:33:24 pm
I know several of the ACME peloton are on the TINAT this coming weekend and a couple of the hardier lads did the helpers ride but is anyone else on the A&S this weekend?

I'm still undecided on just about all of the details about the A&S at the moment.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 May, 2018, 01:58:37 pm
I am on A&S but I will be far behind you.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 29 May, 2018, 02:10:34 pm
A & S here too but even further behind
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 May, 2018, 02:17:25 pm
I think I'll just make do with actual asparagus and strawberries  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 May, 2018, 02:35:11 pm
Excellent....so there are a few of us not looking for Welsh hills this weekend  ;D

I think I'll just make do with actual asparagus and strawberries  :thumbsup:
See, after my tour last week this is the train of thought going through my mind which I am trying to ignore! I did however quite enjoy the ride this past weekend and it seems the tour did help my ride fitness.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 May, 2018, 02:41:17 pm
I am surprised you had time to enjoy your weekend ride with the speed you were doing !  Aiming for the podium this weekend no doubt.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 May, 2018, 02:45:52 pm
I think I'll just make do with actual asparagus and strawberries  :thumbsup:

I might head out for a little spin on Sunday if anyone fancies it. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 May, 2018, 03:02:35 pm
I am surprised you had time to enjoy your weekend ride with the speed you were doing !  Aiming for the podium this weekend no doubt.

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According to your fellow VC Oyster riders at Osea a couple of weeks back you had a similar turn of speed when you got on the Emonda!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 May, 2018, 03:10:38 pm
I am surprised you had time to enjoy your weekend ride with the speed you were doing !  Aiming for the podium this weekend no doubt.

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According to your fellow VC Oyster riders at Osea a couple of weeks back you had a similar turn of speed when you got on the Emonda!

I bet he was wearing his specially streamlined sandals for added aerodynamic margin gains; plus he'd had some extra puffs on his inhaler  :thumbsup:

Talking of God's Own Footware (SPD Sandals), this morning I wore mine for the first in 2018.  The little toes were a bit chilly but it was so nice to feel freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  O:-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 May, 2018, 03:25:39 pm
I was wearing mine when I was with the aforementioned Oysters on Sunday. Velo heaven.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 May, 2018, 03:35:48 pm
I was wearing mine when I was with the aforementioned Oysters on Sunday. Velo heaven.

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Great news!  Its free, wiggly toes from now on until autumn although I might pack socks for rides home after the pub and alpine descents  O:-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 May, 2018, 04:08:38 pm
I took the youngest 2 Tippers out on Sunday to find somewhere to swim in a river. I was wearing my flip flops on my VO Sabbot pedals....lush they are!

Alas we found nothing more than a very overgrown riverbank on this adventure! I fear middle Tippers may have decided riding a bike is far too much like hard work while mini tippers was bouncing up the hill like a little legend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 May, 2018, 04:10:01 pm
Gotta start 'em young  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 May, 2018, 04:20:56 pm
... is anyone else on the A&S this weekend?
Me.  I will of course be full value to enjoy Sunday breakfast at the Buffet.
Current count is ~60 on the road.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 May, 2018, 04:32:35 pm
... is anyone else on the A&S this weekend?
Me.  I will of course be full value to enjoy Sunday breakfast at the Buffet.
Current count is ~60 on the road.
Cool...that's a good starting number! I must admit my tendancy is towards doing it as a fitness test and getting home in time for a bit of sleep before the house starts waking on Sunday. Yearly mileage so far tells me there is a reasonable chance I might end up being ok to Barton Mills and then twiddling the rest in a stupid gear...
Guess I'll turn up and see what happens  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 May, 2018, 04:44:22 pm
Thought I better check the train situation for the weekend and my gast is flabbered....no bus replacement service Saturday or Sunday  :o  can this be right??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 29 May, 2018, 06:19:23 pm
I noticed that as well...I wonder!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 May, 2018, 07:19:08 pm
*** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS ***
Rumour has it that I may be possession of more SS ACME jerseys tomorrow.  Anyone that is attending the Spiritual Home tomorrow evening want me to put a suitably sized jersey in my seat post bag?
£45 worth of your beer tokens can be exchanged for your latest must have new season wardrobe addition.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 29 May, 2018, 08:10:49 pm
Yes please. Medium for me please Huggy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 May, 2018, 12:03:05 am
Rumour has it that I may be possession of more SS ACME jerseys tomorrow. 
Hmm, looking at the tracking info provided by that nice Blackmore man, I think tomorrow delivery may be a bit optimistic but we'll see how far it's got in the morning...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 May, 2018, 10:40:57 am
Rumour has it that I may be possession of more SS ACME jerseys tomorrow. 
Hmm, looking at the tracking info provided by that nice Blackmore man, I think tomorrow delivery may be a bit optimistic but we'll see how far it's got in the morning...

Don't forget our Alpist friends want a jersey apiece...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 May, 2018, 10:45:44 am
Rumour has it that I may be possession of more SS ACME jerseys tomorrow. 
Hmm, looking at the tracking info provided by that nice Blackmore man, I think tomorrow delivery may be a bit optimistic but we'll see how far it's got in the morning...

Don't forget our Alpist friends want a jersey apiece...
Those will be the first reservations out of the bag, closely followed by Jem and an Asparagus & Strawberries rider of forrin parts, then racing fit jersey registered interests...there may be some stock left for ad hoc sales after that...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 May, 2018, 08:31:34 am
We really need The Bard to record yesterday evening, I don’t really know where to start, for once I’m lost for words. The best I can do is thank everyone for their company and entertainment, it was lovely to meet Nik’s Nick, and thanks for the free beer Joss. Much fun!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 31 May, 2018, 09:00:57 am
Enjoyed it! Particularly the ride home in the dark.
Will be along again as soon as annoying things* permit.



*Work, family, that kind of non-bike stuff.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 31 May, 2018, 02:01:50 pm
*** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS ***
Rumour has it that I may be possession of more SS ACME jerseys tomorrow.  Anyone that is attending the Spiritual Home tomorrow evening want me to put a suitably sized jersey in my seat post bag?
£45 worth of your beer tokens can be exchanged for your latest must have new season wardrobe addition.
They have arrivéed!  They are labelled as 'slim fit' and I'd say at least 2 sizes smaller on the label than the last batch of SS jerseys with snug arm cuffs.  I tried on the L and XL and was more comfortable in the XL.
So, who's in for a new jersey? Due to sizing I'll probably have limited availability at the larger sizes than the normal person sizes, another batch can be ordered in if we run out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 31 May, 2018, 02:07:14 pm
Hi Huggy - potentially me, although not sure when I'm likely to be out and about with you guys to try them on for size  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 May, 2018, 06:26:01 pm
I have just remembered  ::-) that I videoed Nik's Nick and The Voice of Regan's Picked Egg Initiation Ceremony (https://youtu.be/ts5vkAsu9bk) yesterday evening.  Welcome to our merry band gentlemen, I hope you enjoy many miles and giggles with us  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 June, 2018, 11:45:52 am
Fun and games on the Asparagus and Strawberries this weekend. Highlights for me were....


Also, after having missed the Tesco in Saffron Walden by 3 minutes I went looking for water to fill bottles. At the petrol station I decided to top up from the Air and Water unit not realising it said Air and Screenwash  :facepalm: which would have left me about 300mls for the trip back to Manningtree which is not much for me. Luckily the Sewards end village hall just at the top of the Radwinter hill had a tap out the front and I was back in business.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 June, 2018, 12:30:52 pm

Also, after having missed the Tesco in Saffron Walden by 3 minutes I went looking for water to fill bottles. At the petrol station I decided to top up from the Air and Water unit not realising it said Air and Screenwash  :facepalm: which would have left me about 300mls for the trip back to Manningtree which is not much for me. Luckily the Sewards end village hall just at the top of the Radwinter hill had a tap out the front and I was back in business.

I very cunningly found that the fountain in the square at Saffron Walden had a tap attached - the fact that it didn't actually work was something of a drawback to that plan however  :facepalm:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 04 June, 2018, 01:09:45 pm
  • Barton Mills in Daylight - Just


With that amount of speed, can we assume you're starting with the Vedettes on PBP next year?!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 June, 2018, 01:15:22 pm
Screenwash as a ride epo might have been interesting!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 June, 2018, 03:30:22 pm
  • Barton Mills in Daylight - Just


With that amount of speed, can we assume you're starting with the Vedettes on PBP next year?!
hmmm....not sure I could do it if there was pressure on making it.

As much as I enjoyed pushing a bit harder than I usually would and being able to get home before the dozies really had a chance to strike I think a bit of the appeal of an Audax was lost in the search of saved time at stops and on the road.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 June, 2018, 04:08:37 pm
I still managed almost exactly 5 hours of stops and I rode most of it on my tod !

Stopping and eating are what makes it all worthwhile.

(I had shorted my dynohub wire so I was trying to minimise the riding time in the dark  and I was also hoping to hook back up with the Huggy peloton for the A1065 TT but they were enjoying themselves even more - according to Strava, I missed them at the Fox & Hounds by a matter of a couple of minutes, having waited there until just after 11pm)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 June, 2018, 04:42:57 pm
 :thumbsup: Agreed.

Hereward is the next ride on my calendar. I think I'll go a bit closer to full value for that and see how many breakfasts that can lead to.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 June, 2018, 06:35:42 pm
:thumbsup: Agreed.

Hereward is the next ride on my calendar. I think I'll go a bit closer to full value for that

What, a full 11 hours or something ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 June, 2018, 08:29:34 pm
11 Hours stopping time  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 June, 2018, 09:11:15 pm
11 Hours stopping time  :thumbsup:

9 hours of riding, impressive plan but at your current speed probably achievable.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 June, 2018, 09:46:51 pm
11 Hours stopping time  :thumbsup:

9 hours of riding, impressive plan but at your current speed probably achievable.
Blood transfusions take some time apparently
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 04 June, 2018, 09:47:27 pm
Talk about a dark horse ride by Ted...just rocks up for his 3rd event of this season, storms off the front from the Huggy Acme group and was never to be seen after Halesworth control.

I finished with Jem and Deano_44 on the last stage from Saffron Walden.  Huggy and Andrew P. gave in to an early breakfast stop at Sible Hedingham. Carlos wondered off for his usual 40 winks somewhere??




Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 05 June, 2018, 09:14:47 am
The A&S was great fun. I knew remembered that all of the hills were at the end but forgot how many of them there were! That said though, I still finished it this year feeling much better and stronger than last year. Stopping and eating properly at the controls definitely works for me!

Thanks for all the company, sorry for leaving everyone behind on the last stage but we just wanted to finish it  :).

Shame I am going to miss out on the ACME Grand definitely thinking about PBP next year though. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 05 June, 2018, 10:04:38 am


Thanks for all the company, sorry for leaving everyone behind on the last stage but we just wanted to finish it  :).



This was my fault. There is a fine line between stopping for a break and revving yourself up to go again to just stopping never to go again and I was on the wrong side of that line by Sible Hedingham so vetoed a stop fearing a complete refusal to ever go again. The next miles till about 7 to go were utter purgatory for me and without the Straggler and Dean, I'd not have got in when I did. Oddly, I perked up and felt better again once we hit the big (well they were by that point) hills - mainly because I knew we were nearly there and as Dean said, just wanted to finish.

Once again the famous ACME B peloton brought everyone through.
I'm having serious doubts about the Grand though. Might be a bit too hilly and too far for me at the moment.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 June, 2018, 03:19:24 pm
The ACME C Peloton (one member) is almost certainly out of the ACME Grand.

I would need two more months of training and the loss of another stone.  Neither will be possible in a little over three weeks  :-[

The Straggler may well have position A therefore - just behind the Lynx and his marvellous form and souplesse.

On the upside, it means I might finally be able to ride the Fairies 300 which is right at the top of my rides I keep meaning to do list.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 June, 2018, 03:25:58 pm
I did some Googling on behalf of you all, (http://www.cyclist.co.uk/news/1373/souplesse-the-art-of-perfect-pedalling) no need to thank me.  I think Tomsk has it too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 June, 2018, 03:50:10 pm
In my cycling dictionary there is just a picture of the Lynx beside Souplesse.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 June, 2018, 03:55:07 pm
In my cycling dictionary there is just a picture of the Lynx beside Souplesse.

I'm pleased I Googled as beforehand I thought souplesse was something to do with The Lynx's bum.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 June, 2018, 04:28:01 pm
No, that's pictured as the definition of "exquisite" in the latest edition of the Oxford illustrated dictionary.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 June, 2018, 04:34:14 pm
No, that's pictured as the definition of "exquisite" in the latest edition of the Oxford illustrated dictionary.

I can feel The Lynx blushing from here.  One of our number is A Very Lucky Woman Indeed TM  :-* ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 June, 2018, 11:54:23 am
Summer in the City

We were short of a few regulars for our Summer Solstice gathering at the ancient site of the Railway Tavern - Tomsk CBA after his guiding exploits, OD CBA, Hustler AWOL, Tippers retired, Psyclist cycling up some hills or playing beach volleyball, Bobb stalking a German bloke along the Cote d'Azur.  That didn't stop us having a marvellous evening though.

I arrived at the RT to find Royston Figgis, Miss Joselyn the bearded lady, Oaky, Hotblack, NSFW, Preserved Swanwick, Le Duc d'Huez, Jem and the Lynx sitting outside in the continental terrace area enjoying the balmy weather.

With the Hustler up North, it fell to Le Duc to act as BB for the evening. We sampled Millennium Fox by Red Fox, Darwin's Origin by Salopian and Sir Roger's Porter by Earl Soham.  The Quaffer committee was one short with no Hustler and we just couldn't think of anyone else present who knew anything about ale so Oaky and I voted Sir Roger as the Quaffers' Choice.

The conversation ranged from how to keep real ales through to Preserved's forthcoming odyssey around the mighty Blackwater River but very little audaxy stuff.  That is, apart from the Lynx's meticulously planned assault on the ACME Grand next week - rock up with a tiny saddlebag, his lunchbox, a waterproof top and a routesheet and saunter round.  We also had the chance to compare the old and new ACME ss tops as Preserved was wearing both - it being midsummer and 20 degrees he was only wearing the 4 layers yesterday evening (still 2 fewer than Bobb in 32 degrees though).

Best of all, it was sandals weather and Hotblack and I took full advantage.  I did sneak on some socks on the way home as it was a bit breezy by then, particularly after I got off the train.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 June, 2018, 08:05:55 am
Good to see some of the peloton yesterday at the Chelmer hut. I seem to have been off the front all day, sometimes with the Colchester Rovers, until they dropped me on the climb out of Newmarket...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 29 June, 2018, 06:23:06 am
Jiber's takes a good photo but sometimes the subjects are a bit questionable!  ::-)
Channelling my inner OD  ;D.
(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1788/28204293207_17c8836664_z_d.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 June, 2018, 07:18:39 am
Ha!  Not riding the Grand then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: nobby on 29 June, 2018, 07:22:30 am
Jiber's takes a good photo but sometimes the subjects are a bit questionable!  ::-)
Channelling my inner OD  ;D.
(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1788/28204293207_17c8836664_z_d.jpg)
Good grief, Del.
Still young, handsome and colour co-ordinated, after all these years  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 29 June, 2018, 07:29:45 am
Ha!  Not riding the Grand then?
No, still on the Galaxy!  :P

Although it feels like I rode a 1000k. :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 July, 2018, 11:46:07 am
Wachlin hame fae the Hurdlemakers

I knew something was up when I arrived at the Hurdlemakers and found that it was covered in Union Flags and Saltires rather than the ubiquitous flag of St George.

At last, I thought, I am being welcomed in the style to which I wish to become accustomed.  That thought didn't last long, "Ted's brought a beach ball in his cycling jersey" was the mocking cry that greeted me as I dismounted.

The kilted secret service men with their earpieces standing at the door confirmed it was nothing to do with me, we had Scottish royalty on the premises.

Hotblack, the Hustler, NSFW, Huggy and Tomsk were sitting in the beer garden waiting for security clearance but we were soon allowed into the pub itself where we found Jem, Figgis, Mrs Figgis, Chris and the aforementioned royal personages.  Jem soon had us organised onto one table to allow the usual intellectual discourse to begin.

Somehow we managed to cover topics ranging from the Dutch Trip (which is a real thing not an urban dictionary term) through to how undernourished Figgis and me must have been as youths growing up north of the Watford Gap.  The Hustler and I tried to stage an intervention with Huggy but we think he is losing himself to square bashing - subscribing to Veloviewer is just the first step in the process of that particular addiction, thank goodness for Tomsk and his low tech ways.  We also took time to marvel at the sizing of the latest ACME clobber - race fit doesn't quite cover it but it is amusing to watch people trying on sizes that normally fit.

Along the way, we sampled Runner by Trumans, American Red Eye by Oakham and McConnel's by Thornbridge.  McConnels, a delicious vanilla stout, was the clear winner of the Quaffers' Choice award - we co-opted Figgis onto the committee to cover Oaky's long term absence in the US.

The other sandal wearers, Tomsk and Hotblack, didn't seem too impressed when I put on a pair of socks but then they weren't going offshore.  As it happened, it was such a mild ride home that they were probably unnecessary.  At least, with Figgis on the recovery trail, we didn't have to go to Chelmsford again - although he does want to go back there next week  :facepalm:



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 July, 2018, 03:32:45 pm
Folks, anyone else doing Hereward and planning to ride over for the Curry on Friday night from the Colchester/Witham area? (Not ECEing)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 11 July, 2018, 04:26:03 pm
I'm doing the Curry and the Hereward. Had considered driving, but that would be daft with Dunmow so close. What were your thoughts on timings?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2018, 07:47:49 am
I'm working from home so planning to leave asap after 5. Could meet in Kelvedon for 17:30ish?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 July, 2018, 09:19:23 am
I would like to do the ride and the curry, but not managed to get the bike luggage facilities sorted - spending too much time trying to get the punctures in the tubeless tyres to stay sealed when the bike is stopped. Only pumped the poxy things up 15 times in a day, the sealing gives up when stopped with pressures above 30psi.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2018, 09:33:25 am
What sealant are you using?

Edit: I have an Alpkit Koala if you want to borrow that
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 July, 2018, 09:50:27 am
Using Schwalbe Doc Blue - and before any recommends "Stan's No Tubes"......

Schwalbe Doc Blue has this informative bit of text on the bottles (bottom left hand corner of label):
Produced by
Stan's NO TUBES
MADE IN USA

They have stayed up so far this morning after the shortened ride to work (delayed set of due to having to pump the rear tyre up before setting off), but I'm just not trusting them enough to stop anywhere that doesn't have a track pump waiting.

I have made note of the caution not to use CO2 inflators with this sealant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 12 July, 2018, 10:52:50 am
Tippers - Kelvedon at 1730 it is. Outside Railway Tavern?

The Hereward the Curry email suggested most of those up for curry were ACME - any other takers for a pre-curry pootle?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 July, 2018, 10:59:19 am
Ian - did you seat the tyres with an airshot or similar? (i.e. did you hear them pop on to the rim seat?)

The Schwalbe stuff is OK, quite a few of us are using Cafe Latex - it doesn't react with CO2 apparently (not that I use that) and is also a bit thicker once deployed.
Sometimes it can take a little while for the sealant to plug all the small gaps in the rim tape etc.

It could also be that the rim needs another layer of tape. (I have 3 layers on one rim and 2 on another and the 3 layer one holds air much better than the 2 layer one.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2018, 11:11:39 am
Yep, Stans (so as you point out Doc Blue) seems to dislike anything much over Mountain Bike pressures. You are experiencing similar issues to what I saw.

Café Latex is defo better but I think others also get good reviews...orange seal for one.

it is a bit of trial and error in the beginning, once it all clicks it is great though, I am not well happy with my set ups on the Road Bike, Fixed and Gravel Wheels for the Croix de Fer. I will however be riding Tubed on Friday, seemed a waste to put nearly new 32mm Gravel Kings on the 'use later' pile.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2018, 11:12:42 am
Tippers - Kelvedon at 1730 it is. Outside Railway Tavern?
Outside? ;D

Just kidding...sounds good.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 July, 2018, 11:56:16 am
Ian - did you seat the tyres with an airshot or similar? (i.e. did you hear them pop on to the rim seat?)


I used the "small" compressor -  with the 75 litre reservoirs sitting at 100psi.... It copes!, but is a bit noisy.

The tyre beads did pop, and sealed after running the fluid around a few times.

It would be nice if the sealant sealed punctures as well as it clogs the valve core.

Both tyres had a top up of fluid last night (Wednesday) to replace that which had sprayed out whilst riding, which seemed to make it worse - so probably down to viscosity of the sealant before its reacted with air. First inflation with fresh fluid was at 2:30am on Wednesday morning.  Washed the copydex coating off the legs, front mudguard etc is still covered, reluctant to clean the bike up until the shower phase of tubeless installation is over.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 July, 2018, 01:48:41 pm
New or old tyres? (sometimes you need to clean the bead of tyres that have been previously used.)

It does sound like you are having a bit of a 'mare with these - certainly worse than I've had. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 July, 2018, 03:00:42 pm
New or old tyres? (sometimes you need to clean the bead of tyres that have been previously used.)

It does sound like you are having a bit of a 'mare with these - certainly worse than I've had. 

Its the pair of Schwalbe Pro One 28mm, had done 400 miles on the Jack before writing the Fiesta off, fully stripped and cleaned up about 6 weeks ago. Have been refitted to the "same" Hunt wheels which have had a minor repair (new rims to replace the pringle shaped ones), with new rim tape installed. Had a few minor leaks from the beads on install but they definitely settled by running the fluid around a few times.

The big problem has been the slowness of the sealant to set around fresh micropunctures from tiny flints, which these tyres seem very good at storing for later. Whilst riding the spray happens for a while then seals, to be followed sometime later by another outburst. This is sort of OK whilst riding because there is the fresh sealant sloping around to have another go at sealing the hole. When you stop (at a control point for example) unless the puncture is at the bottom of the tyre the leak restarts and just lets most of the air out of the tyre over 10 to 15 minutes.

Looking into the chemistry of the sealant is is latex based, with a solvent which includes ammonia solution. the curing process is activated by the release of ammonia gas into the surrounding atmosphere. The curing process is one way - the cured latex does not re dissolve into the original solvent efficiently. The CO2 inflators are not recommended because of the air blast causing localised curing around the valve, as indeed can overzealous or repeated inflation with any pump or compressor. I expect after a few days or weeks the concentration of solvent will have reduced and the curing process will become quicker.

If I'm careful enough to park the last puncture at the bottom every time I park the sealant seems to work, but yesterday there were two fresh punctures in the rear about 60 degrees apart. I am currently carring a paint pen with me to mark the tyres for parking!

I am just not trusting this stuff enough to set of on a 300K ride with many control points - I would get pissed off re inflating the tyres at every control point and expect anyone riding with me to get equally pissed off or to do a runner.

I have run out of time to get this bike sorted to a satisfactory level of psychological comfort, and haven't prepared any of the rest of the fleet to a standard I would be happy - it's more about holding everybody else up than concern about limping home/bailing out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2018, 03:43:31 pm
Come along on the TT bike with your pointy helmet....you'll be back from Breakfast! ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 July, 2018, 03:49:19 pm
Tippers - Kelvedon at 1730 it is. Outside Railway Tavern?

The Hereward the Curry email suggested most of those up for curry were ACME - any other takers for a pre-curry pootle?

What is the ETA and preferred location to meet up in/from Witham? Home is north east side of Witham. I should be able to manage a ride to Dunmow and back with a curry, free cursing of tubeless tyres for anyone that wants to listen. Carrying the big pump and spare sealant of course.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 July, 2018, 04:05:12 pm
Come along on the TT bike with your pointy helmet....you'll be back from Breakfast! ;D

Would that be the TT bike with tubular tyres on at the moment?....... At least they are gatorskins!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2018, 04:14:41 pm
Tippers - Kelvedon at 1730 it is. Outside Railway Tavern?

The Hereward the Curry email suggested most of those up for curry were ACME - any other takers for a pre-curry pootle?

What is the ETA and preferred location to meet up in/from Witham? Home is north east side of Witham. I should be able to manage a ride to Dunmow and back with a curry, free cursing of tubeless tyres for anyone that wants to listen. Carrying the big pump and spare sealant of course.
How about the corner of the B1018 and Station Road down to White Notely at about 17:50ish?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 July, 2018, 04:35:28 pm
Tippers - Kelvedon at 1730 it is. Outside Railway Tavern?

The Hereward the Curry email suggested most of those up for curry were ACME - any other takers for a pre-curry pootle?

What is the ETA and preferred location to meet up in/from Witham? Home is north east side of Witham. I should be able to manage a ride to Dunmow and back with a curry, free cursing of tubeless tyres for anyone that wants to listen. Carrying the big pump and spare sealant of course.
How about the corner of the B1018 and Station Road down to White Notely at about 17:50ish?

So meet at the junction of Station Rd / Witham Rd (B1018), about 1/3 mile North West of Cressing Temple about 17:50 if I understand correctly. I assume we will be heading off down Station Rd to White Notly - that's sort of Dunmow direction.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 July, 2018, 04:39:41 pm
Yep,perfect. That is the plan via White Notley - Banister Green - Felsted - Little Dunmow then up through Dunmow Proper

*I'm going to make it up as I go so who knows where we might end up!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 July, 2018, 12:07:57 pm
Just spottd this:  https://spokeshirts.co.uk/products/do-my-own-stunts-t-shirt

Perfect for carlosfandango, I think
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 15 July, 2018, 08:48:03 pm
Gave up with Stan's no tubes  (AKA Schwalbe Doc Blue), ran out of sealant in the tyres.

I used tubular sealant (TUFO Extreme, old stock for the tubular tyres that was beyond use by date), and have confirmed it works at "high" pressure  (above 20psi). Found four old punctures in one tyre that Doc Blue had "sealed" that blew out at 40psi plus.

Shame Tufo Extreme only works after a puncture and for a few days after, the latex coating of the legs and patio is instantaneous and effective at 95psi, also good for leg hair removal.

Still looking for a long term/real world solution.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 15 July, 2018, 09:33:39 pm
Still looking for a long term/real world solution.
Inner tubes??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 15 July, 2018, 09:37:30 pm
Still looking for a long term/real world solution.
Inner tubes??

 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 July, 2018, 09:38:59 pm
Cafe latex.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 15 July, 2018, 09:40:40 pm
Works for me, a couple of high pressure punctures fixed OK so far
Cafe latex.....

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 17 July, 2018, 08:41:08 am
Just spottd this:  https://spokeshirts.co.uk/products/do-my-own-stunts-t-shirt

Perfect for carlosfandango, I think

:)   Here is that (in)famous moment again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhs-AoM9H8&app=desktop
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 17 July, 2018, 12:27:44 pm
By my reckoning, Grey Sheep is just 1 point away from hitting the century. Congratulations will be in order soon, I suspect.

I wonder if he's seen how easy it is to accumulate points on the flat, and will challenge himself with more vertical targets next year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 July, 2018, 11:49:05 am
Chequer Mates

Well, doesn't a bit of nice weather bring out the crowds.

On my ride over I felt a whooshing of air pass me and then heard the rattle of an expensive freehub as the rider in front slowed down and waved, it was NMDP trying to fit in a quick 30 miles in the hour he had before the pub.  I soon put paid to that particular plan as he felt obligated to ride at my speed and chat. 

We arrived at the pub to find Bungle and Elliot Ness already well established talking to special guest star Able Seaman Goldstein off of the Navy Lark.  The Witham peloton hove into view shortly afterwards, adding Huggy, the Hustler, Jem, the Lynx, Hotblack and Davy Jones.  Tomsk snuck in just behind them to complete our gathering. 

After the usual first hour of trying to wind up the Lynx, we turned to the important task of persuading Huggy to ride PBP again.  His current position appears to be that he is keen to do so and even start with the 84 hour group - but doesn't fancy the idea of having to ride a 600 to qualify.  No, we couldn't work out the logic either.  It will be interesting to see how many of us make it from discussing it in the pub to the starting pen in St Quentin.  With Huggy's thought leadership qualities on board it could be a decent number.

The Chequers has a limited selection of ales (there's only so much room for beer when you have a Great Dane padding around) but they are well kept.  Timothy Taylor's Landlord took the Quaffers' Choice by default because it won last time.  Personally, I would have given it to the Carlsberg.

It was still balmy and calm when we left the pub.  Not that you would have known that from the Witham peloton.  At least three of them were wearing their ACME winter tops with summer jerseys below.  That combination was warm in January never mind July.  Even Tomsk was pulling on arm warmers as he set off.  It turned out to be an extremely pleasant ride home and I was perfectly toasty with a lightweight summer jersey and my (sockless !) sandals.  Last night really brought home that we probably haven't done enough longer outings over the period of the lighter evenings this year but there's still time.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 July, 2018, 11:59:19 am
...we turned to the important task of persuading Huggy to ride PBP again.  His current position appears to be that he is NOT keen to do so and even start with but if it were to ever happen the 84 hour group is worth considering - but doesn't fancy the idea of having to ride a 600 to qualify.  No, we couldn't work out the logic either.  It will be interesting to see how many of us make it from discussing it in the pub to the starting pen in St Quentin.  With Huggy's thought leadership qualities on board it could be a decent number.
I think you have wilfully misinterpreted my comments, FTFY.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 July, 2018, 07:01:09 am
Bivvy Night was discussed at our end of the gathering - looking at August dates, there aren't may Friday/Saturdays when I'm free; September likewise, so October might be a better option? East Mersea seems to be a popular choice of venue.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 July, 2018, 09:12:36 pm
Bivvy Night was discussed at our end of the gathering - looking at August dates, there aren't may Friday/Saturdays when I'm free; September likewise, so October might be a better option? East Mersea seems to be a popular choice of venue.

Certainly offshore seems like a great idea - though I was hoping to take advantage of the August weather for my first attempt... Fridays & Saturdays are the obvious ideal but I am happy to do a Thursday if that works? (Still need to buy a bivvi that isn't bright orange and has a mozzie net!)

ETA: I am notice to head abroad in Aug for work at the moment so Thurs 2 or Thurs 9 Aug might work for me (23 Aug is results day so may have to be at home for that)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 July, 2018, 06:59:49 am
Thurs/Fri 9/10 August is ok for me [the only August combo that works for me!], if Friday night then I'd have to get away sharp-ish as the London Orbital Leaden Roding control opens lunchtime on Saturday. Also v organised re: food, control stuff ready to go.

I think I need to start a new thread for The ACME Bivvy Night 2018...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 July, 2018, 09:33:20 am
Sounds like we might have a plan. I just need to buy a new bivvy now lol
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 21 July, 2018, 04:14:29 pm
What happened to your sol bivvy?
Sounds like we might have a plan. I just need to buy a new bivvy now lol

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 July, 2018, 04:49:52 pm
Nothing other than its bright orange and a bit small for me to be comfortable )I don't think I can get my mat in there and me as well
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 July, 2018, 07:35:18 pm
Asparagus and Strawberries permanent yesterday, finished 03:30-ish this morning [Saffron Walden start]. Hot, hotter, hottest ride for some time. Doing the Constable Country lumps first was a good plan. Being a Sunday meant some challenges finding food - Manningtree Buffet shut [platform ticket as p-o-p] continued to Hadleigh for second breakfast, boy was I ready for that! Wells was heaving at 8pm, glad I ate in Melton Constable. Nice warm night through the Brecks, with occasional extremely chilly pools of air.

That's my 2018 SR completed, just need the Fenland Friends 600km Helpers' Ride for my fixed SR. I should make 50 points this season.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 July, 2018, 07:46:17 pm
That's my 2018 SR completed

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 July, 2018, 08:15:09 am
Essex R&R Helpers' Ride
There has been some causal discussion about the Essex R&R and a helpers' ride this year.  I can confirm the helpers' ride will be this coming Saturday, 28th July.
The Orange Tandem has said they would target the 7am train arrival in Witham which gives us chance to get on the cooler(??) morning roads a bit earlier.  There might even be the possibility of starting from a later control for those residing over the west side and wanting an earlier finish.
Let me know if any ACME members would like to join the helpers' ride and/or are able to offer a pair of hands on the 4th August for any length of time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 July, 2018, 10:21:21 am
Nice work Tomsk, I think I would have melted on a long ride on Sunday. I did a little loop up to the Thatchers arms where I met the girls for a refreshing drink before riding home and I spent an hour wallowing in the glorified paddling pool on my return home.

Huggy, I won't be able to make the helpers ride this weekend, my list of pre 16th Birthday party chores is growing frighteningly quickly!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 July, 2018, 10:45:25 am
Nice work Tomsk, I think I would have melted on a long ride on Sunday. I did a little loop up to the Thatchers arms where I met the girls for a refreshing drink before riding home and I spent an hour wallowing in the glorified paddling pool on my return home.

Huggy, I won't be able to make the helpers ride this weekend, my list of pre 16th Birthday party chores is growing frighteningly quickly!

You must have had a hard paper round Nik - I didn't factor you for being 15 and assumed you were at least 18 as I've seen you in pubs!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 25 July, 2018, 06:42:28 pm
I'll be up for the helper ride -

Jan

Essex R&R Helpers' Ride
There has been some causal discussion about the Essex R&R and a helpers' ride this year.  I can confirm the helpers' ride will be this coming Saturday, 28th July.
The Orange Tandem has said they would target the 7am train arrival in Witham which gives us chance to get on the cooler(??) morning roads a bit earlier.  There might even be the possibility of starting from a later control for those residing over the west side and wanting an earlier finish.
Let me know if any ACME members would like to join the helpers' ride and/or are able to offer a pair of hands on the 4th August for any length of time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 July, 2018, 10:41:26 am
Nice work Tomsk, I think I would have melted on a long ride on Sunday. I did a little loop up to the Thatchers arms where I met the girls for a refreshing drink before riding home and I spent an hour wallowing in the glorified paddling pool on my return home.

Huggy, I won't be able to make the helpers ride this weekend, my list of pre 16th Birthday party chores is growing frighteningly quickly!

You must have had a hard paper round Nik - I didn't factor you for being 15 and assumed you were at least 18 as I've seen you in pubs!  ;D
God, I wish it was my 16th, the things I would do differently  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 July, 2018, 10:55:20 am
Essex R&R Helpers' Ride
There has been some causal discussion about the Essex R&R and a helpers' ride this year.  I can confirm the helpers' ride will be this coming Saturday, 28th July.
The Orange Tandem has said they would target the 7am train arrival in Witham which gives us chance to get on the cooler(??) morning roads a bit earlier.  There might even be the possibility of starting from a later control for those residing over the west side and wanting an earlier finish.
Let me know if any ACME members would like to join the helpers' ride and/or are able to offer a pair of hands on the 4th August for any length of time.
The Helpers' ride is locked in for rendezvous at the Witham Labour Hall @ 7am Saturday, with at least one scoop up along the way about 40 minutes later.  Starting/finishing at a western control of your choosing is also possible.
We'll be too early for breakfast at the Dandelion & Burdock café in Stock so the next feed stop is really Burnham at 67km from Witham. 10 O'clock-ish breakfast at the Cabin Dairy is probably favourite.
Riders currently expected:
huggy
Tomsk
Grey Sheep
bhoot & fhoot
Anyone else??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 July, 2018, 11:29:29 am
Offshore Cycle Haven

Yesterday evening's expedition was one of the centrepiece events of the MEMWNS calendar - our annual visit to West Mersea Yacht Club.

Fortuitously (or possibly intentionally on our part), OD was away in French France so we had a relatively civilised peloton in attendance.  The Hustler, our resident class warrior, was also otherwise engaged so no repeat of his infamous dirty protest of 2016.

The evening began early for me with a dinner date with the rejuvenated Jiber.  Can there be anywhere more romantic in Witham than the beer garden of the 'Spoons ? 

We arrived at Spa with time to spare and were soon joined by Jem, Tena Man, Pugwash, Hotblack and, eventually, Huggy.  Clearly, Jiber's tidal spreadsheet said something very different from the actual tide table as he set off at a furious pace.  Jiber's paceline held for a while but by the time we reached our offshore destination it had split into two middle-aged men and an old man showing off at the front and the rest of us.

It was a little cloudy on the horizon for us to catch what would have been a beautiful sunset but it was still a very pleasant evening to sit by the waterfront with a beer in hand.  Quite what the flag officers  of the YC (who were all there for a committee meeting) made of our little group I do not know but I may yet find out if they took exception to Tena Man wandering around with his top off.  Not long after we arrived, we were joined by Tomsk.  He had made a two and half hour journey over only to stay for one drink and head back.

We sampled Flying Carrot by Mighty Oak and Southwold by Adnams and, in a controversial "seaside rules" apply choice, Adnams Dry Hopped Lager.  Needless to say, the Lager walked the Quaffers' Choice Award.  That's another committee I might have fallen foul of then  :P

We discussed Huggy's lighting and gearing options for PBP and how hard he is having to work at the moment.  On Monday Huggy worked for fifteen minutes more than his contracted hours and he didn't even take his full lunch hour.  I don't know how he does it.  Jiber and his technical working group then entertained us with a fascinating discussion on his chainline.  That only left a short time to look at plans for Holland.

The half mile ride home just seemed to fly by.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 26 July, 2018, 07:04:12 pm
These write up's need compiling and pub lishing
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 July, 2018, 08:35:40 pm
Essex R&R Helpers' Ride
There has been some causal discussion about the Essex R&R and a helpers' ride this year.  I can confirm the helpers' ride will be this coming Saturday, 28th July.
The Orange Tandem has said they would target the 7am train arrival in Witham which gives us chance to get on the cooler(??) morning roads a bit earlier.  There might even be the possibility of starting from a later control for those residing over the west side and wanting an earlier finish.
Let me know if any ACME members would like to join the helpers' ride and/or are able to offer a pair of hands on the 4th August for any length of time.

I'll pick up the route at the Compasses with a selfie as p-o-p, be good to finish there too. I'll have my 'second breakfast' with me to keep me going to Burnham...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 July, 2018, 09:04:57 pm
Tomsk in technology leap to selfi shocker!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 26 July, 2018, 09:24:05 pm
Tomsk in technology leap to selfi shocker!

It is alright he will be painting the selfie.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 27 July, 2018, 05:57:02 pm
The Helpers' ride is locked in for rendezvous at the Witham Labour Hall @ 7am Saturday, with at least one scoop up along the way about 40 minutes later. 
The train is actually scheduled to arrive at 07.02 so it will be at least 07.05 when we make it to the Labour Hall - although I suspect this is only an issue if we have a Pscylist Arrow style spreadsheet for the day (unlikely I think).

Is the route sheet to check the one currently on Aukweb? If so will print and bring with us.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 July, 2018, 07:22:17 pm
The Helpers' ride is locked in for rendezvous at the Witham Labour Hall @ 7am Saturday, with at least one scoop up along the way about 40 minutes later. 
The train is actually scheduled to arrive at 07.02 so it will be at least 07.05 when we make it to the Labour Hall - although I suspect this is only an issue if we have a Pscylist Arrow style spreadsheet for the day (unlikely I think).

Is the route sheet to check the one currently on Aukweb? If so will print and bring with us.
Yes, the route sheet and GPX to check are as uploaded to AUKweb.  I've just downloaded from there myself to verify I uploaded the current version  ;D
I think we have our merry band for tomorrow (Jem and Sister Carol are playing the family time card in disguise of CBA)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 July, 2018, 08:56:20 pm
Bivvy Night was discussed at our end of the gathering - looking at August dates, there aren't may Friday/Saturdays when I'm free; September likewise, so October might be a better option? East Mersea seems to be a popular choice of venue.

Certainly offshore seems like a great idea - though I was hoping to take advantage of the August weather for my first attempt... Fridays & Saturdays are the obvious ideal but I am happy to do a Thursday if that works? (Still need to buy a bivvi that isn't bright orange and has a mozzie net!)

ETA: I am notice to head abroad in Aug for work at the moment so Thurs 2 or Thurs 9 Aug might work for me (23 Aug is results day so may have to be at home for that)

 Ivy night!!!  Yes
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 August, 2018, 01:05:40 pm
If you hear noise, it ain't the boys...

Kool and the Gang were about the only people not at the inaugural MEMWNS ladies night at the Spiritual Home yesterday evening.

It all started off quietly enough when I rolled up to Spa to find Stanners Kiwi, Hotblack, the Hustler, Jem and Huggy raring to go.  When I say raring to go what I mean is standing around admiring Stanners' new steed (very nice with very shiny fenders) and trying to work out the shortest and flattest route to the Spiritual Home.  In the end we extended our loop slightly, covering a massive 17km before we arrived at the pub.  In the Epiphany Field we found Bungle and Josie and OD and TCMR. It all looked quite civilised until we joined them.  We were soon joined by Bill Bailey, Toby's Dad, Philip Schofield and Tomsk.  Eventually Calico Jan pulled in (presumably as a control on a DIY 600) and we became 16 when Huggy's partner Laura arrived (by car but she still counts).  How disappointing for the ladies and most of the men that the Lynx was otherwise engaged.  Mind you, with no crash barriers or security on the premises, it could easily have got out of control if he had pitched up.

With so many of us there, the usual abuse was spread across several different conversations.  Every now and then you would hear an explosion of indignation from someone followed by mocking laughter from those closest.

We sampled Joust by Bishop Nick, Mandarina by Green Jack and Brewers Reserve by Kent Brewery.  After a close run and contentious meeting of the judging panel, Mandarina took the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award, narrowly beating Joust in the process.  I am not sure if the wine drinkers and G&T drinkers among our number last night held their own votes and nor do I particularly care.  The poor Hustler was becoming increasingly fractious as he tried to cope with so many people ordering different drinks.  His mentor, Bungle, has booked him in for some re-training and a 360 degree appraisal.  Hopefully that will be the last hissy fit for a while.

It was difficult to follow all the lines of conversation and it was too dark to see anyone eventually but I did note that Pip Schofield (resplendent in his Mille Cymru jersey) was awarded his brevet for the ACME Grand and Bungle convened a meeting of the Dutch Sub-Committee (not an urban dictionary term but an actual thing).  The Dutch Trip (not an urban dictionary term etc) looks as if it is extending well beyond the original "most expensive 200 ever" concept that Schofield was so keen on last year.  We seem to have two tandems with us now so plenty of towage across the flat bits.  Huggy, meanwhile, was plotting how to spring his Dutch Oven (an urban dictionary term and an actual thing) party piece on Calico during their room share.

Having arrived much earlier than usual, it was inevitable that we left at closing time anyway.  It was still a lovely warm evening (I did pop a pair of socks on under cover of darkness but there was no need for Huggy's seven layers) but a bit fresher than of late and by the time I reached the coast it was becoming quite cool.  I had a closed road experience on the way home.  Having continued past all the signs as usual, I was met by a fence across the whole width of the road and two blokes saying the road was covered in melting liquids and impassable but I was welcome to cycle along the verge with its three foot high uncut grass - so the verge it was, much to the amusement of the many people involved in supervising those who were actually working on the road.

The Witham peloton also witnessed my first noticeable visitation since going tubeless in 2016 and what a drama it was !  I noticed latex spurting out of a hole in the sidewall of my very old tyre as we passed through Gt. Leighs on the way to the pub.  It soon stopped and I rode to the pub.  At the pub I pumped the missing 20 psi back into the tyre.  When I left the pub the combination of the additional pressure in the tyre and my weight on it led to a bit more spurting of latex so I put my finger over it for a whole 30 seconds, then I rode the 25 miles home.  I could hear various people muttering things about that's why they prefer tubes and it just puts them off trying tubeless.  In retrospect, I am sure they are right.  It would have been far easier to stop, loosen the hub bolts with a spanner, loosen the brake, take off my wheel, loosen the tyre, remove the tube, look for what had made the hole, put a new tube in, put the tyre back on, pump it up, put the wheel back on, tighten the brake, tighten the hub bolts with a spanner, ride for a few minutes, realise I hadn't found the thing that made the hole, stop again....Mind you, it is probably time that I replaced the tyre with the new one that I bought to replace it a few weeks ago  :facepalm:






Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 August, 2018, 01:23:45 pm
Excellent, nicely written as always ted.  Having passed you heading into Witham as we were heading out it was good to see you rock up at the pub, we wondered if you were heading home.

The low point of my evening came when that cheeky scamp psyclist asked whether I was still capable of riding 200km.  When I pointed out that last year I had ridden the distance on Fred with over 30kg of kit on the bike he then enquired whether I had ridden the distance in one day  >:( 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 August, 2018, 01:36:57 pm
he then enquired whether I had ridden the distance in one day  >:(
well, was it all on the same day??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 August, 2018, 01:46:40 pm
he then enquired whether I had ridden the distance in one day  >:(
well, was it all on the same day??

YES!!! (https://www.strava.com/activities/1030051366)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 August, 2018, 01:56:01 pm
What a cracking night - I have no recollection on what we agreed on for the sub-committee meeting, something about moving the Tuesday night hotel location?


It was quite chilly in my Bivvy last night - I had to get out and go get a sleeping bag but at least I remembered a pillow this time.... still experiment #2 completed, bivvy in cycle gear after riding... and on the plus side, it didn't rain either...

Next experiment... an actual bike related bivvy!

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 August, 2018, 01:59:17 pm
he then enquired whether I had ridden the distance in one day  >:(
well, was it all on the same day??

YES!!! (https://www.strava.com/activities/1030051366)

20k short though but.....  :facepalm:

You need to get a 200 in to prove you might have overcome the 'turn left syndrome' - I think there's a local one near you this weekend, perhaps plus kudos for bringing Penelope out on it?  :thumbsup:

(seriously, there isn't much of a turn left (or right) option for the route at the moment on this year's trip, but you could double back on it to make it shorter - it does go over some big bridge like structures which I think you were interested in last year)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 August, 2018, 02:35:07 pm
We are away this weekend - shame really!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 August, 2018, 02:40:32 pm
We are away this weekend - shame really!

Jan is probably doing a DIY tomorrow  :thumbsup: you could tag along lol  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 August, 2018, 02:41:58 pm
We are away this weekend - shame really!

Jan is probably doing a DIY tomorrow  :thumbsup: you could tag along lol  ;D

I'm working, I have yet to retire, unlike Jan  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 August, 2018, 03:33:12 pm
I could hear various people muttering things about that's why they prefer tubes and it just puts them off trying tubeless.  In retrospect, I am sure they are right.  It would have been far easier to stop, loosen the hub bolts with a spanner, loosen the brake, take off my wheel, loosen the tyre, remove the tube, look for what had made the hole, put a new tube in, put the tyre back on, pump it up, put the wheel back on, tighten the brake, tighten the hub bolts with a spanner, ride for a few minutes, realise I hadn't found the thing that made the hole, stop again....
And that is exactly what I have finally found to be the true advantage of Tubeless. I was annoyed when I first got a puncture (5km into my tubeless experience) but I have since learnt that Tubeless does puncture but it should be a very rare occasion that it actually leads to needing to remove a tyre.

Changing your mindset to the fact you may have to hold your finger over a hole for a few seconds or maybe even stab your tyre with something sharp to help the sealant on it's mission it all comes good.

I will unlikely ever go back to tubes (even if I do still often carry one on longer rides....just in case)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 August, 2018, 03:48:08 pm
I could hear various people muttering things about that's why they prefer tubes and it just puts them off trying tubeless.  In retrospect, I am sure they are right.  It would have been far easier to stop, loosen the hub bolts with a spanner, loosen the brake, take off my wheel, loosen the tyre, remove the tube, look for what had made the hole, put a new tube in, put the tyre back on, pump it up, put the wheel back on, tighten the brake, tighten the hub bolts with a spanner, ride for a few minutes, realise I hadn't found the thing that made the hole, stop again....
And that is exactly what I have finally found to be the true advantage of Tubeless. I was annoyed when I first got a puncture (5km into my tubeless experience) but I have since learnt that Tubeless does puncture but it should be a very rare occasion that it actually leads to needing to remove a tyre.

Changing your mindset to the fact you may have to hold your finger over a hole for a few seconds or maybe even stab your tyre with something sharp to help the sealant on it's mission it all comes good.

I will unlikely ever go back to tubes (even if I do still often carry one on longer rides....just in case)

I'm a believer, praise the latex.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 August, 2018, 06:21:48 pm
It's the beer festival at The Spiritual Home this weekend I am lead to believe :)

Do we have any collective plans to attend??

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 13 August, 2018, 09:01:28 pm
Have an outside chance of being there on the Sunday after Jos and Linda did such a good job of selling it to me last weekend whilst manning the control desk.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 August, 2018, 09:08:16 pm
Somewhere Tomsk posted a list of PBP qualifying rides he's planning to run next year. Does anybody know where that might be? I've checked the obvious places.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 August, 2018, 09:15:51 pm
Somewhere Tomsk posted a list of PBP qualifying rides he's planning to run next year. Does anybody know where that might be? I've checked the obvious places.

It's here ... https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=108997.0 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=108997.0)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 August, 2018, 09:41:50 am
Once Upon a Time in the West

For those of us who do not live in the epicentre of mid-Essex, it is always a treat when the Witham peloton deigns to visit.  A couple of weeks ago they headed east and the venue was a few hundred yards from home so I thought I ought to make the effort to visit the western fringes last night.

The Cock Inn at Hatfield not Peverel has been visited before but it is about as far as we have been towards the western outer rim.  Beyond that, the map is just white with pictures of dragons.
 
On a pleasant summer evening (albeit with a nagging headwind) and quiet lanes, it was no bad thing to be travelling a bit further than usual.  I had made an early dinner date with Bungle and arrived to find him excitedly waiting outside for me at the appointed hour.  No sooner had we sat down at our candlelit table for two to pick our pie (for it was Pie Night), than the Westerners started to arrive.  It turned out that Bertie Wooster (gentleman cyclist) had instigated a three line whip and cajoled Bernster and T'sD out not only to the pub but for dinner as well.  We were soon joined by Mr and Mrs Spiritual Home, who were riding a tandem but more of that later.  Our merry band was completed when Ferdijand Magellan, Hotblack and Sid James finally managed to navigate their way across.  Judging by the state of Hotblack and Sid, they had not only got slightly lost but may have strayed into the badlands beyond. 

Having gorged on pies with chips and gravy - it's a northern thing that Bungle is trying to migrate down south, we moved on to sample; Rare Breeds by Butscombe, Korev lager by St Austell and (for those lucky enough to get in before it ran out) New England IPA by Adnams.  Rare Breeds took the Quaffers' Choice narrowly from Korev.

With such a gathering of noted cyclists (and me), talk inevitably turned to a series of increasingly improbable events with unfathomable initials.  Bertie, in particular, seems to have scoured the internet looking for the hardest and most unusual rides - 900km of off road MTB tracks on a road bike anyone ?  When he can't find something that fits, he makes one up.  This Saturday, "for fun", he is riding a 200k DIY across the South Downs Way on a unicycle (it might actually be a road bike on an off road trail).  With only 4000m of climbing and rain forecast this week, who could wish for a better day out.

When the SHs announced that they were off home, it was too much of a temptation for the rest of us - we have had tandems out before but they have never towed us home and with the added bonus they knew where they were going, the Withamites and Easterners were ready in double quick time.  What fun it was being towed through the lanes even if the promised tailwind never quite seemed to be working in our favour.  So much fun in fact that we allowed them to lead us astray at Howe Street leading to a circuitous route back across to Witham.  Once the tandem had sped off to SH Towers, the wind seemed to go out of Sid's sails.  The frisky rider that had been sprinting up hills on his titanium wonder bike was now a distant light behind us on the road.  He muttered something about saving himself for later as he limped on.  I am not even sure he made it home, it looked as if he was only going to get as far as Witham.  I hope he found somewhere to sleep, perhaps he had a bivvy bag with him.

Aside from the slighly depressing moment when I realised I wasn't even half way home and the street lights had been turned off, it was a quiet and pleasant ride back in blustery conditions.  I opted for a no sandals ride which was probably wise.  Does that mean they are back in the cupboard for another year ?

Next week Bungle wants to arrange some sort of convoluted planes, trains and automobiles outing that takes in the Clacton beer festival, that really is East.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 August, 2018, 02:18:39 pm
I am sorry I missed yesterday evening, I should have liked to attend and get some miles in my legs ahead the Dutch shindig.  But I was on WAG duty selflessly dining with The Current Mrs R and Mrs Oaky in that London place.  Heroic.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 17 August, 2018, 01:16:59 pm
I am sorry I missed yesterday evening, I should have liked to attend and get some miles in my legs ahead the Dutch shindig.  But I was on WAG duty selflessly dining with The Current Mrs R and Mrs Oaky in that London place.  Heroic.

Slackers!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 August, 2018, 10:11:46 am
Hot town, summer in the city.

How convenient that we should end up at the Woolpack during Bungle's rest week prior to his Devon escapade.  You would almost think he planned these things.

I arrived for a lonely supper having left about an hour before the usual Witham peloton departure time and ridden the usual 20 miles or so to the pub.  I was slightly surprised, therefore, when said peloton rocked up about fifteen minutes after me.  Bungle was claiming they had organised a fast and efficient paceline but Huggy admitted that they had done the bare minimum distance in their eagerness to reach the beer festival.

They were joined in the peloton by the Hustler, OD, NBM, William Kidd and Hotblack.  Our party was completed with the arrival of Tomsk and Doc Brown, both of whom had ridden a respectable mileage at least.

Not only was it a beer festival, it was also preview night at £2.50 a pint for Camra members - or at least those that had remembered their cards.  Fortunately, Ted Huggy, NBM Huggy, Hustler Huggy and Huggy Huggy all had a card, literally, a card.  Special mention on the sampling must go to OD who boldly went for a rather chewy 6.3% ale as his first sample.  His pint of Jazz Police at least gave us some amusement as we watched him struggle.  The Quaffers' Choice Award almost went to being able to buy very generous half pints for £1.25 but Strathaven Ale's Teuchter took the coveted prize in the end - not so good on beer miles but a fine brown ale.

Before too much sampling had taken place, Huggy Huggy managed to bring some order to proceedings (ie persuading OD to be quiet for more than 30 seconds) to make a sombre announcement - the sale of ACME's much loved team van.  OD looked particularly upset about this, which was odd as he rarely ventures out on audaxes these days - apart from his alleged annual 200 that is.  In fact, it turned out he just had a load of stuff to take to the dump.

The arrival of Mrs Bungle with two dogs meant a late migration to the beer garden where, oddly, it was warmer at 10 o'clock than it had been at 8.  OD, having finally managed to digest his Jazz Police, was in full flow by now, regaling us with his new career plans - I didn't think there was that much call for fluffers around these parts but he seems convinced.

The warm weather had also enabled a respectable turn out of sandals with four of us drawing jealous glances from other cyclists as we luxuriated in the comfort and style.  Last night was another reminder of just how pleasant Wednesday evenings are at this time of year with good weather and quieter than usual roads.  The first half of the ride back seemed to whizz by but it was quite a bit slower after I had alighted from the train at Marks Tey and got back on my bike for the last 20k home.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 August, 2018, 11:05:30 am
Brill report as always - I can see why Doggers retired now - just couldn't keep up the to teh expected quality!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 August, 2018, 11:16:16 am
Brill report as always - I can see why Doggers retired now - just couldn't keep up the to teh expected quality!  :thumbsup:

There's only one Bard and it's ted. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 August, 2018, 09:47:56 am
What a super evening we had yesterday.  Alas The Bard was not among us but I will do my best...

I left the house a little early so did a quick loop which found me outside huggy's back gate in time to see him loading ACME kit into his Carradice.  An impromptu trying on session resulted in me purchasing an ACME gilet size XXXL  :o but despite the ridiculous sizing fitted very well and is proving to be comfy.  Slightly behind schedule we set off for the Spa Road roundabout where BFC was waiting.

A flit through Terling, then across the Boreham Road up TMNH to meet Grey Sheep by the Generals Arms.  Right turn into Riffhams Chase and I can hear mutterings at the back about not taking the direct route, mutterings which were ignored.  Instead of turning left down Dogger's Lane we carry on to Chapel Lane then left down Church Road and left again on to Hammonds Road, sneaking up on the doggers from the other side of the ford.  Amaze balls!  Prompted by Grey Sheep's Tweet the fly tipping have been cleared away.  There are two or three cars nature watching in the gathering dusk and I'm surprised to realise we have lost huggy and Grey Sheep.  BFC thinks they stopped on Chapel Lane; I conclude they were put off by the lack of route directness.  The trooper that he is, BFC is more than happy to accompany me as we twist and turn up and around TMNH.

Eventually, at 2124hrs, we get to The Cats.  Inside is Jem and her two consorts, The Lynx and Chris, plus huggy and Grey Sheep.  It transpires they did most of my loopy route and stopped on Chapel Lane to put fresh batteries in huggy's Hope.  Abbotts, IPA and G&T are sampled enthusiastically.  We talk about Jem and The Lynx's nuptials.  Jem is consumed by mirth every time someone says something even remotely smutty.  ACME kit is tried on and apparel purchased, or it will be if huggy remembers to send out his magical PayPal links.

There was one particular highlight for me.  Mrs Wally is sat at a neighbouring table talking to her friends.   BFC, in a voice a gnat's cock too loud, enquires of me "Is that Mrs Wally?".  Mrs Wally (Lynne) turns, looks at BFC then at me only to exclaim "You're the man who wrote that article in the magazine aren't you?"  With mental agility I'm not normally known for I immediately work out she is referring to my Arrivee article about how me, Oaky and chief turned huggy's 2107 R&R 200 into a pub crawl.  Mrs Wally jumps to her feet and rushes off upstairs to fetch the offending magazine - I'm somewhat taken aback and not a little worried!  Turns out Mrs Wally isn't offended at all - phew! - and loved the article!  I'm mystified as to how she saw the article let alone has her own copy in which she has highlighted the section about The Cats.  It transpires that a copy has found its way to The Peartree Pantry on Spring Lane, the Peartree Pantry folks know Wally and Lynne and passed the mag on to them!

Three rounds of drinks later we brave the slightly chilly night air, Jem declares she's a bit pissed and won't be bothering with her gears lest she falls off - that Abbotts is strong stuff!  But, nonetheless we make it back to Witham in the early hours of today.

A grand night awheel. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 September, 2018, 11:04:42 am
The ACME Merchandise Shop has new stock for adult sized people added to the existing Italian child sized stock.  The recent stock replenishment brought these now available to be sold to you:
Men's slim fit short sleeve jersey, £45: S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
Ladies' club fit short sleeve jersey, £42: S, M, L
Gilet, £50: M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL

Let me know if you'd like me to bring a garment with me when out awheel or postage can be be arranged.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 September, 2018, 11:13:13 am
I'm liking my new ACME gilet.  Ordinarily I take an XL in sensible sizes.  I chose an XXXL  ::-)  which is a tiny bit loose but fits well under a merino jersey and several other thin layers - I've even slept in it  :smug:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 03 September, 2018, 12:44:07 pm
I'm liking my new ACME gilet.  Ordinarily I take an XL in sensible sizes.  I chose an XXXL  ::-)  which is a tiny bit loose but fits well under a merino jersey and several other thin layers - I've even slept in it  :smug:

I`m glad it fits over your nighty :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 September, 2018, 12:55:59 pm
I'm liking my new ACME gilet.  Ordinarily I take an XL in sensible sizes.  I chose an XXXL  ::-)  which is a tiny bit loose but fits well under a merino jersey and several other thin layers - I've even slept in it  :smug:

I`m glad it fits over your nighty :thumbsup:

I slept in nothing but my ACME gilet  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 03 September, 2018, 01:09:04 pm
My eyes, my eyes...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 September, 2018, 12:09:24 pm
Up on the Catwalk

It's hard to believe how time flies but it was the autumn MEMWNS fashion display at the Spiritual Home again last night.  This meant moving indoors from the Epiphany Field to the Green Room.

As usual, it was amateur models only so the Lynx had to sit it out but at least he was there to give tips on how to glide through the full turn and generally dole out compliments and advice.

The star of the new season was the re-modelled ACME gilet; a bold statement in its colourways but rooted in practicality.  The only slight niggle I had with mine was that the size label had clearly been misprinted, how clumsy to type M as XXXL !

Our models for the night were Tomsk, Huggy, the Hustler, NBFD, Jem, Jan Onedin, Christopher Walken, Josser and OD.  Sadly, Huggy's eagerly anticipated collection of daring leisure wear was not ready for the show but he hopes to have it completed in time for the spring show.  It remains to be seen whether NBFD can sprinkle his design stardust over his proposed formal collection in time for Epiphany/nuptials.  His ACME bow tie is sure to be a triumph.

With my usual late arrival, I was not able to sample everything but Snowdonia by Purple Moose Brewery was the clear winner of the Quaffers' Choice Award - anything that arrives in a huge jug is always going to have an advantage.

After the excitement of the fashion show we moved onto the business of this weekend's Fenland Friends and the Dutch Trip.  The Lynx was frantically looking at Sunday train timetables from Lincoln and points south as he planned his left turn.  Meanwhile Onedin and NBFD, fresh from their Dick Turpin's Dining Experience, were poring over menus and moaning about the "Michelin desert of the Fens".  At one point I thought we might have some fisticuffs when NBFD proposed that they pre-order a Montrachet for their shellfish course on Saturday lunchtime.  He should know by now that Onedin is all about the Pouilly Fuisse when it comes to chardonnay and lobster. At least they both agreed on Saturday evening's claret which will be decanted as they pass through the prior control.

The Dutch Trip seems to be coming along nicely.  As soon as Walken remembers who is actually going he will be able to put the final arrangements into place.  He is in danger of becoming as well organised as Huggy and just look where that has landed Huggy.  Expect Walken to be organising far more if he can't learn to buffoon around like the rest of us - OD being the grand master of buffoonery and the example to us all.

For the first time it really felt like summer was over.  Despite being a warm night, it was dark there and dark back and I was almost glad to be in civvies as I sat astride my toy bike.  In a change from normal practice we engaged in a game of hare and hounds on the way home - more accurately tortoise and hounds.  I set off a few minutes before everyone to gain a head start but was soon caught as I painfully dragged myself the 12k back to the office.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 September, 2018, 02:16:39 pm
Nice one ted!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

For the second week in a row I had a badger encounter, they are clearly out to get us, take care!  Last Wednesday myself and BFC narrowly missed Mr & Mrs Badger, they were about 2 metres ahead of our front wheels.  Yesterday evening myself and Nik's Nick missed a large single badger by less than a metre.  Remember, a badger has brought Tomsk down resulting in a battered face.  And a few years earlier huggy, whilst ascending TMNH, had a close encounter with Brock who then turned round to try to bite huggy's front tyre - it was very funny to watch.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 September, 2018, 07:55:33 pm
ACME Awards Evening thread started over in 'Audax' and PBP 'Pubinar' on the PBP sub-board.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 10 September, 2018, 09:34:19 am
To Jane, Karl and Chris,

Sorry I left you guys behind in the dark en route to Boston! Wasn’t sure if you were going to sleep or not. Anyway I hope made it safely to the finish!

Best wishes
Dean
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 10 September, 2018, 03:15:15 pm
To Jane, Karl and Chris,

Sorry I left you guys behind in the dark en route to Boston! Wasn’t sure if you were going to sleep or not. Anyway I hope made it safely to the finish!

Best wishes
Dean

No worries Dean. Carl wasn't with us at that point - he'd spotted a luxury audax hotel before even Lincoln and left there to sleep. Chris, Andy and I had planned a bivvy around Lincoln but various things got in the way and we plodded on to Lincoln, stopping for an hour or so in Muccy D's. From there we went right through just making the most of the stops. Finished at about 8.15pm I think.
Good to see you again  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 10 September, 2018, 03:41:44 pm
Oh yes, I remember Carl stopped at the first bus shelter, I meant Andy. My brain might wake up soon.

I followed Ian and that other guy until I stopped to... water a hedge and then never saw them again. Rode the last 200km on my own  with an extended stay for a second cup of tea at Red Lodge to make it back to Dunmow at about 17:30.

Was good seeing and riding with you too. Have a great time in the Netherlands .

Dean.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 September, 2018, 07:28:51 pm
ACME Awards Evening thread started over in 'Audax' and PBP 'Pubinar' on the PBP sub-board.

Change of date: Saturday 3rd November.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 September, 2018, 08:43:14 am
Yesterday evening could have seen the start of a phenomenon, a real live THING, people are actually getting in their cars and driving out to the target pub just so they can spend time with us!  First Laura aka Mrs huggy turns up then seconds later Joss appears.

If this carries on we’ll be able to sell tickets, I reckon what folks will get is a mash up of the Jeremy Kyle Show, Loose Women and Top Gear when Clarkson and Co we’re doing it.

Another badger sighting on the way home, three weeks on the trot, something is going on, be careful out there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 September, 2018, 09:10:14 am
something is going on

You may need to construct one of these (https://zapatopi.net/afdb/).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 13 September, 2018, 09:33:57 am
something is going on

You may need to construct one of these (https://zapatopi.net/afdb/).

It was about this time a few years ago when I met my Black and White Striped Nemesis ... Somewhere here there must be an expert on the critters - do they go on a pre-winter feeding frenzy? [Like squirrels hoarding hazelnuts - they seem to lose all sense and you see a lot of flattened ones on the road in the autumn]. Maybe the young ones leave their setts and strike out on their own?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 September, 2018, 09:47:27 am
something is going on

You may need to construct one of these (https://zapatopi.net/afdb/).

Hmmm, I’m not sure you’ve quite grasped the nature of the threat badgers pose.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 September, 2018, 10:05:47 am
something is going on

You may need to construct one of these (https://zapatopi.net/afdb/).

Hmmm, I’m not sure you’ve quite grasped the nature of the threat badgers pose.

badger (https://youtu.be/6joOVjEemh4?t=20)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 September, 2018, 10:18:04 am
Have you stopped taking your medication again?  Remember what happened the last time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2018, 12:53:42 pm
Gone Forrin'

The (very) Eastern splinter group visited two establishments yesterday evening - Café Harwich at Hoek and the Riva Bar on the Stena Britannica.

After a slightly longer ride than usual (105km into a headwind), we arrived at Café Harwich and immediately guzzled pints of Amstel - GS had been enticing us since the outskirts of Den Haag with descriptions of the ice cold pint of Carlsberg in Ice Cold in Alex so we were more than ready.  At this point, there were four of us (Huggy and Jibber were also present) but we were soon joined by the Lynx and Jem, fresh from their diversion to Maasluis, no doubt in search of more Dubbels and Trippels.   We sampled Tsingtao in Ocean City over dinner and Heineken, Lagunitas IPA and Murphy's in the Riva.  Nothing could beat that first well-earned pint though, making Amstel the Quaffers' Choice.

The discussion mainly centred around a heated debate over who had managed to hitch the best tow through the howling headwind.  Points were being awarded for cheek, friendliness/attractiveness of tower, type of machine and duration but we all agreed that the couple on the electric bikes who had towed four of us across the Dunes almost to Hoek were the clear winners.  Before they came on the scene we were chewing our stems trying to reach 15kph, after Huggy had jumped on their wheels and gathered us all up we were cruising along at 25kph - magic.  At some point the Lynx and Jem disappeared off to the outside deck to re-enact a famous scene from Titanic - not sure which one but fortunately no lifeboats were involved given the storm raging outside.  Eventually, it was just Jibber and I left to reflect on another MEMWNs evening.  At least it didn't take long to get home to bed. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2018, 12:57:59 pm
How rough (sea wise) was the crossing?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 20 September, 2018, 01:04:10 pm
So glad you added the qualification....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2018, 01:08:20 pm
How rough (sea wise) was the crossing?

It was fine.  I went outside for a while and there was a fair bit of weather about, if a ship that size is being moved around there must be but we weren't exactly lashing ourselves to the ship - not for that reason anyway.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2018, 01:21:23 pm
How rough (sea wise) was the crossing?

It was fine.  I went outside for a while and there was a fair bit of weather about, if a ship that size is being moved around there must be but we weren't exactly lashing ourselves to the ship - not for that reason anyway.

Oh, that's disappointing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 September, 2018, 01:27:14 pm
You didn't have to cycle through it yesterday though  :sick:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 September, 2018, 01:33:24 pm
You didn't have to cycle through it yesterday though  :sick:

True but I was looking forward to epic tales of how the ACME goes Dutch Full Fat Experience Warriors (*) braved hell and high water on the high seas, led obviously, by two salty sea dogs, them being you and GS obviously.  Said tales could have been a whole new chapter in The ACME / Mid-Essex yacf Book of Tall Tales (**)

(*) as opposed the lightweight Weekend Warriors
(**) not to be confused with the Little Book of Big Ideas
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 September, 2018, 01:50:46 pm
Gone Forrin'

The (very) Eastern splinter group visited two establishments yesterday evening - Café Harwich at Hoek and the Riva Bar on the Stena Britannica.

After a slightly longer ride than usual (105km into a headwind), we arrived at Café Harwich and immediately guzzled pints of Amstel - GS had been enticing us since the outskirts of Den Haag with descriptions of the ice cold pint of Carlsberg in Ice Cold in Alex so we were more than ready.  At this point, there were four of us (Huggy and Jibber were also present) but we were soon joined by the Lynx and Jem, fresh from their diversion to Maasluis, no doubt in search of more Dubbels and Trippels.   We sampled Tsingtao in Ocean City over dinner and Heineken, Lagunitas IPA and Murphy's in the Riva.  Nothing could beat that first well-earned pint though, making Amstel the Quaffers' Choice.

The discussion mainly centred around a heated debate over who had managed to hitch the best tow through the howling headwind.  Points were being awarded for cheek, friendliness/attractiveness of tower, type of machine and duration but we all agreed that the couple on the electric bikes who had towed four of us across the Dunes almost to Hoek were the clear winners.  Before they came on the scene we were chewing our stems trying to reach 15kph, after Huggy had jumped on their wheels and gathered us all up we were cruising along at 25kph - magic.  At some point the Lynx and Jem disappeared off to the outside deck to re-enact a famous scene from Titanic - not sure which one but fortunately no lifeboats were involved given the storm raging outside.  Eventually, it was just Jibber and I left to reflect on another MEMWNs evening.  At least it didn't take long to get home to bed.

I got lost again heading to my cabin!  :facepalm:

Here's the prize winning couple (Laughing their heads off at being able to help us out!)  :thumbsup:

(https://images2.imgbox.com/05/b1/Rlpo8CcY_o.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/Rlpo8CcY)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 20 September, 2018, 04:28:56 pm
You didn't have to cycle through it yesterday though  :sick:

True but I was looking forward to epic tales of how the ACME goes Dutch Full Fat Experience Warriors (*) braved hell and high water on the high seas, led obviously, by two salty sea dogs, them being you and GS obviously.  Said tales could have been a whole new chapter in The ACME / Mid-Essex yacf Book of Tall Tales (**)

(*) as opposed the lightweight Weekend Warriors
(**) not to be confused with the Little Book of Big Ideas

We must all be getting on a bit, our days of rum, sodomy and the lash seem to be behind us!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2018, 09:08:13 am
I'm working on a cunning plan which might appeal to some of you.  I have always wanted to conquer Tan Hill (https://www.tanhillinn.com/) which is Britain’s highest pub at 1,732 feet (528m) above sea level and you can camp there too  :thumbsup:  It was on the agenda for our Up North Tour in 2016 but we never quite managed it.  Also, Oaky and I were ruminating about another Freeze Your Bits Off camping extravaganza so my cunning plan combines both ideas.

The early afternoon of Friday 22nd February could see me in the environs of Tan Hill and I should have until the Sunday morning so that gives me two nights and all of Saturday for mid-winter fun and games.  I know its a way off but is anyone likely to be interested?  I'm also floating the idea past the northern yacf folks.

EDIT: I could potentially transport 3 other bikes and riders up there but you'd have to make your own way home as TCMR is meeting me on the Sunday and we're staying for a few days.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: alotronic on 21 September, 2018, 09:55:40 am
I know flatlands is already a distant memory (or an avoided one for many) but I have written another ode to an ACME ride... It's over on the F/L thread: https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=106881.msg2326199#msg2326199 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=106881.msg2326199#msg2326199)

Looking forward to fully inflated epic write up of Dutch week. It was 10,000km wasn't it?

A
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 September, 2018, 10:03:47 am
I'm working on a cunning plan which might appeal to some of you.  I have always wanted to conquer Tan Hill (https://www.tanhillinn.com/) which is Britain’s highest pub at 1,732 feet (528m) above sea level and you can camp there too  :thumbsup:  It was on the agenda for our Up North Tour in 2016 but we never quite managed it.  Also, Oaky and I were ruminating about another Freeze Your Bits Off camping extravaganza so my cunning plan combines both ideas.

The early afternoon of Friday 22nd February could see me in the environs of Tan Hill and I should have until the Sunday morning so that gives me two nights and all of Saturday for mid-winter fun and games.  I know its a way off but is anyone likely to be interested?  I'm also floating the idea past the northern yacf folks.

EDIT: I could potentially transport 3 other bikes and riders up there but you'd have to make your own way home as TCMR is meeting me on the Sunday and we're staying for a few days.

There's now A THREAD (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?board=4.0)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 25 September, 2018, 03:09:00 pm
Camping, on the top of a big hill, up north, in February...you really need to move to NZ where cycling and camping in February is the norm.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 September, 2018, 03:59:00 pm
Camping, on the top of a big hill, up north, in February...you really need to move to NZ where cycling and camping in February is the norm.

Sounds good to me!  Not I'd be allowed to live there though.  Mind you, if you and me were to get married perhaps I might get residency  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 September, 2018, 06:31:28 pm
Camping, on the top of a big hill, up north, in February...you really need to move to NZ where cycling and camping in February is the norm.

Sounds good to me!  Not I'd be allowed to live there though.  Mind you, if you and me were to get married perhaps I might get residency  :thumbsup:

Can you not get access through the points system, surely healing hands trumps being a Doctor and such??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 25 September, 2018, 07:20:12 pm
Camping, on the top of a big hill, up north, in February...you really need to move to NZ where cycling and camping in February is the norm.

Sounds good to me!  Not I'd be allowed to live there though.  Mind you, if you and me were to get married perhaps I might get residency  :thumbsup:
Can you not get access through the points system, surely healing hands trumps being a Doctor and such??
Surely we can export OD to somewhere ....... Anywhere, at least in NZ the sheep can share the healing hands and hopefully walk away.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 September, 2018, 06:25:29 am
You are unwise to mock The Gift.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 September, 2018, 11:01:48 am
Camping, on the top of a big hill, up north, in February...you really need to move to NZ where cycling and camping in February is the norm.

Sounds good to me!  Not I'd be allowed to live there though.  Mind you, if you and me were to get married perhaps I might get residency  :thumbsup:
Married.....I'm not sure I could handle that kind of commitment  ;D

I must admit, I miss the beach and swimming in rivers on my Birthday in February. Camping with the potential of snow really doesn't have the same appeal although I am strangely tempted (especially now that I have a good sleeping bag and mat)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 September, 2018, 11:14:56 am
Camping, on the top of a big hill, up north, in February...you really need to move to NZ where cycling and camping in February is the norm.

Sounds good to me!  Not I'd be allowed to live there though.  Mind you, if you and me were to get married perhaps I might get residency  :thumbsup:
Married.....I'm not sure I could handle that kind of commitment  ;D

I must admit, I miss the beach and swimming in rivers on my Birthday in February. Camping with the potential of snow really doesn't have the same appeal although I am strangely tempted (especially now that I have a good sleeping bag and mat)

I can give you a lift Up North.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 26 September, 2018, 11:21:03 am
I will let you know...

Can't make it out tonight, again....got a school to visit
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 26 September, 2018, 11:56:16 am
Change of topic, maybe for a discussion over a rehydration interval...

I see there is a club Eddington challenge/league and there was a suggestion to use YACF as a group, but should we enter as ACME?

Details here

https://swinny.net/Strava/-4968-The-Eddington-Leaderboard-for-Clubs
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 September, 2018, 09:18:53 pm
Change of topic, maybe for a discussion over a rehydration interval...

I see there is a club Eddington challenge/league and there was a suggestion to use YACF as a group, but should we enter as ACME?

Details here

https://swinny.net/Strava/-4968-The-Eddington-Leaderboard-for-Clubs

Looks like ACB and Kingston Wheelers have done just that, so ACME might be a good option. Keep us updated on the outcome.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 September, 2018, 07:49:12 am
I meant to mention it yesterday night but does anyone fancy attending the Witham Beer Festival at the Public Hall on Saturday evening?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 September, 2018, 11:01:42 am
Following Hayley's comet

Not only did we have a bright harvest moon to follow last night, we also had Hayley who goes spinning with OD.  It turned out that Hayley was quite quick, which was amusing to watch from a bit further back  ;D

I intercepted the peloton near Terling.  The first I knew of their approach was the sound of their inane chatter spreading across the still evening.  The next was what looked like a cross between a very small oil rig and a crap UFO trundling down the road.  Needless to say, they didn't slow down when they say me, if anything, they sped up.  I just about made out OD, the Lynx, Jiber, the Hustler, Hotblack and the aforementioned Hayley in the blur of lights, pedals and reflective strips.  When Jiber makes the effort to come to Spa he likes to try to rip OD's legs off on the way to the pub so, with Hayley to egg him on, he was setting a furious pace up front twiddling his fixie like a demented clockwork toy.  The Lynx, the Hustler and I proceeded at a more leisurely pace and discussed matters of great import like the Hustler's previous life in the porn industry.

Long Jan Silver intercepted us on TMNH at which point Jiber and I executed our "Team Turn Left" plan -as much to annoy OD as to make a shorter route to the pub.  We waited a while for the Lynx until it dawned on us that he had made his own left turn before the foothills of TMNH.  With both of us on fixed, Jiber and I had great fun hooning around the lanes to Maldon and down Market Hill - I will never quite know how fast we were going because my Garmin was sent to indoor mode  :facepalm:

We arrived at the Chequers in Goldhanger to see the Lynx already established.  I swear he was purring as he stretched out on his bench with his energy drink.  OD and his followers soon arrived after riding OD's greatest hits vol 27.

We sampled Butcombe by Butcombe, the ever excellent Darkstar by Hophead, Wherry by Woodforde and Ringwood's 49er (sadly off).  Then we realised that they had Leffe on draft, what a pub !  Wherry took the Quaffers' Choice however as we didn't all get a Leffe.

Meanwhile OD was trying to persuade a, by now presumably somewhat bewildered Hayley, that she should come out with us more often.  I am not that sure that regaling her with tales of how he has fallen off his bike on the way home and showing her his resulting scars is quite the approach most of us would have taken but he is the professional salesman among us and knows best.

After Hayley had made her excuses and left, we settled down to the serious business of ripping it out of each other.  I can't remember such a merry Wednesday night for ages.

It was long sleeve weather for the way home but still a couple of degrees away from knee warmers.  The only thing that made up for the depressing realisation earlier that we were setting off to the pub in the dark again was the incredible sunset.  Even that will be lost to us before long.  Time for Jiber to set his randomly actuated pub finder to winter mode  :(


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 September, 2018, 01:29:48 pm
Should anyone be interested, THIS (http://www.aukweb.net/perms/detail/GH01/) has just gone live on AUKweb.  Don't all rush immediately though, still need to receive the important sheets of card to sell, hopefully not too long...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 September, 2018, 03:43:46 pm
Should anyone be interested, THIS (http://www.aukweb.net/perms/detail/GH01/) has just gone live on AUKweb.  Don't all rush immediately though, still need to receive the important sheets of card to sell, hopefully not too long...

Interesting punctuation: 213km permanent cycling event starting from Witham [no gap and missing comma] Essex..[two full stops]  ;D

No need to thank me  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 September, 2018, 04:14:31 pm
Should anyone be interested, THIS (http://www.aukweb.net/perms/detail/GH01/) has just gone live on AUKweb.  Don't all rush immediately though, still need to receive the important sheets of card to sell, hopefully not too long...

Interesting punctuation: 213km permanent cycling event starting from Witham [no gap and missing comma] Essex..[two full stops]  ;D

No need to thank me  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
don't blame me - AUKweb needs a revamp....there's a thread about that somewhere....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 27 September, 2018, 06:13:52 pm
Its fine I always just use punctuation when I remember?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 October, 2018, 12:58:50 pm
Next stop Mornington Crescent

We already have OD's annual attempt at One Song to the Tune of Another so it should come as no surprise that we now have meetings with complex and ever-changing rules (I blame the Hustler for all this anarchy).  The minutes of OD's spur of the moment EGM will follow the usual in depth and meticulously accurate report of the evening's other activities.

I arrived at the Sun Inn just as the Witham peloton of OD, the Hustler, Hotblack and Henry Morgan were attaching their bikes to the fetching new bike stands in the car park. OD, wisely, decided to attach Fred to something more substantial, it would have been a shame to bend the new stands.

Inside the pub we found the Lynx and Sick Note in their civvies enjoying a candlelit dinner for two (there really was a candle, I almost set the beer menu on fire before our Fire Safety Officer stepped in).  The mood may have been slightly spoiled by the fact that Joergen, Ted Danson and Tomsk were sitting at the table next to them.  We were soon joined by Chief and Oaky.

It was a beer festival so a night off for the Hustler with beer festival rules in operation.  With Oaky back on the Quaffers' Choice panel, we were able to stand Joergen down from his temporary position.  It took us some time to co-ordinate our sampling so that we ended up drinking the same things rather than continuing off piste but we did all manage to sample; Brazilian by Colchester Brewery (coffee yuk, how did they make me drink that), Steam Pigeon by The Mighty Oak,  Winder by Framework, Totnes Stout by New Lion, Raedwald Red by Watsons and Whaler by Farmer's Ales.  It was a close fought battle between the Raedwald and the Steam Pigeon with Steam Pigeon taking the coveted award.

We would probably have discussed all sorts of intellectual topics if OD hadn't called his EGM.

It was the coldest ride home for a good while with clear skies and no wind.  Henry Morgan and Danson looked like they were off on a polar expedition together but although it wasn't quite that bad, it was a return to the knee warmers and buff.

Minutes of the MEMWNS Extraordinary General Meeting

Held at the Sun Inn - 3rd October 2018

Present

OD
Tomsk
The Hustler
Hotblack
Henry Morgan
Sick Note
The Lynx
tedshred
Ted Danson
Oaky
Chief
Joergen

Apologies

Stanners Kiwi
Huggy

Oaky raised a point of order through the Chair - in the absence of proper notice are these binding resolutions or points of discussion ?  The Chair confirmed that they were binding unless he changed his mind and did something different.

Resolutions put to the meeting:

1. That a Bivvy Night be held on the 9th November 2018 at an undisclosed secret location - with no slugs.

Resolution - Passed unanimously


Oaky raised a further point of order - should the resolutions be listed numerically or alphabetically - the Chair refused to deal with this point on the basis that he might have to think about it.


B. That a karaoke machine be hired for the forthcoming Epiphany celebrations

Resolution - rejected (10 against 1 for 1 abstention)

3. That the Epiphany After Party be invitation only and BYOBC.

Resolution - passed unanimously

4. That traditional champagne glasses (the ones that are supposed to be in the shape of Marie Antoinette's breasts, or maybe just one of them thinking about it) be used at the Epiphany After Party and not flutes but maybe with some salt on the tables to stop the glasses sliding if it's freezing cold in the Epiphany Field again (unless Oaky can invent his wine glass crampons in time)

Resolution - passed unanimously

E. That Chief lays on a secret control for the ACME winter series (admission by incomplete brevet card only)

Resolution - passed unanimously

5. That can we please please please have a karaoke at the Epiphany do

Resolution -  rejected (11 against 1 for)

6. Can we have a casino instead of a karaoke then

Resolution - rejected (7 against 5 for)

7. What about if we have a better casino for the top table and something a bit rubbish for the cheap seats

Resolution - passed (7 for 5 against)

8.  Can we have a karaoke machine that does hymns and stuff then

Resolution - rejected (10 against 2 for)

9.  That MEMWNS convenes at the 6 days of London event instead of attending the Woolpack beer festival

Resolution - passed unanimously

10.  That Huggy be delegated to organise the MEMWNS outing to the 6 days of London despite the fact that he has very selfishly booked a foreign holiday that week.

Resolution - passed unanimously

11. That Huggy be censured and subject to further disciplinary action of an unspecified nature for arranging a holiday during school half term when we all want him to arrange for us to have a night out and what does it matter if he can't make it surely at the very least he could do all the organising, pay for the tickets in advance, collect the money eventually, tell us which train to catch and generally be responsible for us.

Resolution - passed unanimously (HR to contact Huggy and call him to a disciplinary meeting)

12. What if we just had a karaoke app on a 'phone that did hymns, carols, Nellie the Elephant and Dear Darlin by Ollie Murs and everything

Resolution - oh go on then if it makes you happy but don't let Henry Morgan sing

13. That Tomsk be authorised to use the powers vested in him as the Eldest Elder to officiate at the MEMWNS Civil Partnership ceremony for Sick Note and the Lynx at Epiphany

Resolution - passed unanimously

14. That OD be authorised to purchase and light outdoor fireworks following the civil partnership ceremony

Resolution - not even with a responsible adult present

Meeting concluded at 10.50 as everyone rushed off to catch last orders.




 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 October, 2018, 01:11:58 pm
Blimey, I hadn't realised we covered so much ground yesterday evening!  I don't even have proper meetings at work which get so much done!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 October, 2018, 01:17:39 pm
... 12. What if we just had a karaoke app on a 'phone that did hymns, carols, Nellie the Elephant and Dear Darlin by Ollie Murs and everything

Resolution - oh go on then if it makes you happy but don't let Henry Morgan sing

There seem to be quite a number to chose from.  I will conduct research.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 04 October, 2018, 01:18:41 pm
Points of Order raised...

9.  That MEMWNS convenes at the 6 days of London event instead of attending the Woolpack beer festival
Resolution - passed unanimously
You do know it starts at 5:30pm, right?

10.  That Huggy be delegated to organise the MEMWNS outing to the 6 days of London despite the fact that he has very selfishly booked a foreign holiday that week.
Resolution - passed unanimously
No I haven't - total misrepresentation and whomever put about such mischievous rumours ought to be sanctioned.
I am in fact away the week before, therefore little opportunity to play an organising role.

11. That Huggy be censured and subject to further disciplinary action of an unspecified nature for arranging a holiday during school half term when we all want him to arrange for us to have a night out and what does it matter if he can't make it surely at the very least he could do all the organising, pay for the tickets in advance, collect the money eventually, tell us which train to catch and generally be responsible for us.
Resolution - passed unanimously (HR to contact Huggy and call him to a disciplinary meeting)
Can the disciplinary meeting be held on Wednesday 17th Oct when I'm not in the country to be able to attend?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 October, 2018, 01:18:58 pm
Point of correction:

MEMWNS Un-Civil Partnership ceremony
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 October, 2018, 01:52:16 pm

]Can the disciplinary meeting be held on Wednesday 17th Oct when I'm not in the country to be able to attend?[/color]

That's a very generous offer to fly HR out to you at your cost.  Where would Sick Note have to travel ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 04 October, 2018, 03:50:33 pm

]Can the disciplinary meeting be held on Wednesday 17th Oct when I'm not in the country to be able to attend?[/color]

That's a very generous offer to fly HR out to you at your cost.  Where would Sick Note have to travel ?


A destination providing sunshine, Belgian beers (Trappist preferably) and/or Meerlust Rubicon may be considered a mitigating circumstance. The provision of all three could see a promotion to a management position (line manager to the BB) - Master of Wine and Beer.


S. Note
ACME HR dept.

PS: Note to all EGM members.
Please note that your leave form must be submitted to the committee and approved before any absence. Failure to do so will result in your being declared AWOL, the sentence for which is a weekend with OD and his (at present fantasy) Karaoke machine belting out hymns, choral chants, Ag pleeze Deddy (ask Oaky), Carols and Nellie the Elephant.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2018, 10:31:32 am
Should anyone be interested, THIS (http://www.aukweb.net/perms/detail/GH01/) has just gone live on AUKweb.  Don't all rush immediately though, still need to received the important sheets of card to sell, hopefully not too long...
The Essex R&R 200k Perm is fully open for business  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 October, 2018, 10:34:56 am

]Can the disciplinary meeting be held on Wednesday 17th Oct when I'm not in the country to be able to attend?[/color]

That's a very generous offer to fly HR out to you at your cost.  Where would Sick Note have to travel ?


A destination providing sunshine, Belgian beers (Trappist preferably) and/or Meerlust Rubicon may be considered a mitigating circumstance. The provision of all three could see a promotion to a management position (line manager to the BB) - Master of Wine and Beer.


S. Note
ACME HR dept.

PS: Note to all EGM members.
Please note that your leave form must be submitted to the committee and approved before any absence. Failure to do so will result in your being declared AWOL, the sentence for which is a weekend with OD and his (at present fantasy) Karaoke machine belting out hymns, choral chants, Ag pleeze Deddy (ask Oaky), Carols and Nellie the Elephant.

I think what this whole sorry episode illustrates is that our huggy so far less easily led than he used to be.  Sad really  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2018, 11:02:15 am
I think what this whole sorry episode illustrates is that our huggy so far less easily led than he used to be.  Sad really  :'(
It is important to say at this point that a project scope has not yet been received from the Press Gang Committee, therefore work cannot start on the planning phase and that needs to be completed before approval to the procurement phase.
Here is information (https://sixday.com/london/) publicly available to anyone with the smarts to drive the Interwebby.  You can find out all about the event there and see for yourself the low availability of tickets.  I'm sure this info would have been shared at the PGC on Wednesday evening so I don't know why I am including it here and repeating pre-planning tasks already completed, but I'm anticipating queries from anyone that was not paying attention.
Given the close proximity of the event I suggest anyone actually interested in going and the availability to escape employment orifices begin to make their interest known to someone that may or may not procure some of the remaining seat tickets.


A destination providing sunshine, Belgian beers (Trappist preferably) and/or Meerlust Rubicon may be considered a mitigating circumstance. The provision of all three could see a promotion to a management position (line manager to the BB) - Master of Wine and Beer.
I believe the location of the meeting of the PGC on the 17th October is The Chequers, Roxwell.  I have no idea their of their Belgian beer offering, that information will be available from the calendar organiser after the thorough vetting visit(s) previously conducted.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 October, 2018, 11:13:02 am
Might another date rather than Wed 24th work?

Just a suggestion as it means those not planning to go to the 6 day event would still have the opportunity for a mollycoddled evening arranged for them, and I'm not free on 24th.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2018, 11:16:49 am
Just sayin...
GOAL POSTS

 ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 October, 2018, 11:29:02 am
Just sayin..
GOAL POSTS

 ::-)

If I were to take a neutral standpoint, it wouldn't take me long to determine who might be better at defining those goal posts, the protagonist or the antagonist1

1 I'll leave you to decide who might be which ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2018, 11:42:31 am
Just sayin..
GOAL POSTS

 ::-)

If I were to take a neutral standpoint, it wouldn't take me long to determine who might be better at defining those goal posts, the protagonist or the antagonist1

1 I'll leave you to decide who might be which ...
Indeed.
And stands to illustrate the antagonist's perspective that all such details would be expected to have been discussed and finalised at the PGC meeting where the protagonist presented all the pertinent information in a 32 slide powerpoint presentation, maybe with flashing images so requisite warning would have been duly given.*
So, if that PPT slide deck can be shared with a list of individuals whom desire a ticket to attend one or more evenings of the 6-day event then a procurement plan can be worked upon.

* It is sympathetically understood that some of the finer details of the presentation may have been missed by those in attendance due to being distracted by fruitless interjections about a Karaoke machine.  For that distraction the Chair & Bard, and protagonist, ought to be taken to task for not keeping the meeting in order.
Blimey, the HR Dept's work is stacking up!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 October, 2018, 12:24:21 pm
For the sake of fuck  ::-)

This is what happens when clever people get involved.  Allow me to supply some clarity and reduce complexity... just book me a ticket  :thumbsup:  At the moment I can do any Wednesday in 2018 except next Wednesday when I'll be in Edinburgh.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 October, 2018, 11:56:02 am
There are still tickets available for the 6 Days London on the 24th at £20.33 each but not as many as were available when I looked last week.  They are not the best seats in the house but it should still be fun.

Not much happens before about 7 as they have under 21 racing early on.  I am going on the Monday as well so I will no doubt find out what is happening.

I most likely won't be out on Wednesday so decision time is today/tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 October, 2018, 03:53:56 pm
So for the group booking, tickets required are:
Ted - one for Wednesday 24th
OD - one for any Wednesday in the year but suggest going for the 24th as that is when the 6-days of London is on
pysclist - one for any day except Wednesday 24th

Any further requests?

I am going on the Monday as well so I will no doubt find out what is happening.
As far as I can see the 6 days starts on Tuesday 23rd October, unless there is some special invitation event on Monday 22nd.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 October, 2018, 02:42:17 pm

As far as I can see the 6 days starts on Tuesday 23rd October, unless there is some special invitation event on Monday 22nd.

Well spotted Sergeant Wilson, I was wondering who would spot my deliberate error !  My diary said I was going on the Monday, the invitation says the Tuesday.

It looks like a bit of dead duck anyway, it needed the Huggy touch.  In future everything (except Epiphany) should be organised by Huggy or Psyclist  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 October, 2018, 02:56:01 pm
Hmmm, not sure about psyclist, he seems to think its perfectly acceptable to ride a bicycle for more than 15 miles without stopping for a beer.  Strange man.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 October, 2018, 06:49:06 pm
Hmmm, not sure about psyclist, he seems to think its perfectly acceptable to ride a bicycle for more than 15 miles without stopping for a beer.  Strange man.

Does that mean you'd join in a 200km ride with beer stops every 15 miles then? Or would you end up on the Horlicks like you did at the end of the Dutch trip? (oops, did I let something out of the bag there?)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 October, 2018, 07:22:24 pm
Hmmm, not sure about psyclist, he seems to think its perfectly acceptable to ride a bicycle for more than 15 miles without stopping for a beer.  Strange man.

Does that mean you'd join in a 200km ride with beer stops every 15 miles then? Or would you end up on the Horlicks like you did at the end of the Dutch trip? (oops, did I let something out of the bag there?)

I’d never rule anything in or out!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 October, 2018, 07:22:54 pm
Changing the subject, let me know if you're interested in a non-Audax off-road ride on 13th April. Options for either 200km or 130km. Entries open on 1st December, with the £60 entry fee also covering the cost of parking and camping for the weekend. If you haven't guessed, its the Dirty Reiver.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 October, 2018, 01:44:06 pm
All aboard for night train

No, not that train, that came later.

I knew when I saw Jerry Sadowitz astride Dakota that we were in for a thrash - he has been trying to keep up with Joergen these past few weeks on Fred and he had obviously realised it was time to bring out the big gun.  The fact that the Lynx was on his soot bike and that Hotblack, Charles Vane and NJOD were also in attendance guaranteed a fast ride to the pub.  Stupidly, I tried to keep up for a while rather than taking the sensible option which was diverting straight to the pub with the Hustler and Jem.  Along the way, we picked up Oaky and Tomsk - by the way, why does the peloton slow down to intercept Tomsk but not me ? 

It took no time to arrive at the Chequers in Roxwell despite one of Jerry's twisty turny routes.  On arrival, Oaky declared that the ride had been conducted "at an uncivilised pace dear boy" and he wasn't wrong.

In another triumph for forward planning, it was quiz night at the Chequers so the fact that Joergen, Christoph Waltz, Toby's Dad, Josser and Bill Bailey were also in attendance meant that 15 of us were crammed into a small corner next to the piano.  We were also repeatedly told off for talking.  Several theories were suggested for the large attendance - proximity to Chelmsford, the mild autumn, the chance to pretend we were sat in a sodding library for the evening, Huggy telling us in advance he wouldn't be out - but who knows.  Of course, Jerry booked us in there for the pre Epiphany after party lunch.  In fairness, the friendly new landlord seemed very keen to have us back and has promised to keep the pub open just for us that afternoon.

When the quiz was finally over and we were allowed to speak again, we discussed (briefly) relay perms to keep Christoph happy, the stuff that we do to keep ourselves occupied during the hours that lead up to the Epiphany after party and the uncivil ceremony that is planned for Epiphany.  Excitingly, we now have a matron of dishonour, a next best thing and a page boy (the Straggler).  Jerry is very excited about his matron outfit - I think he pictures a flowing ballgown and tiara but we were thinking more Carry on Doctor and, hopefully, a ball gag.

With the lack of selection (2 x Greene King ales and one guest), the Quaffers' Choice went by default to Ridley's Rite.

NJOD and the Lynx then decided we needed another time trial back to Chelmsford.  Most of the Witham peloton were so focused on getting to Boss Hogg's by then that they didn't seem to notice or care.  For my part, I made my excuses and left - to catch a real train.  I noticed it was 8 degrees on the last bit of my ride home but on a still night it didn't seem too cold and there was no need for knee warmers. 

I assume Joergen is on the recovery part of his training programme as we seem to be in Chelmsford again next week.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 October, 2018, 02:45:22 pm
Fright Night

It was a hard night's work for the Quaffers' Choice Committee yesterday evening at the Woolpack's Halloween beer festival.

I arrived fashionably late as ever, despite train assistance, to find fellow committee member Oaky locking his bike outside.  At that point only Joergen and Tomsk were inside.  Joergen was clearly hoping for a Committee booty call with no sign of the Hustler or the rest of the Witham peloton.  His hopes were dashed a short while later when Cat Stevens, Huggy, Hotblack, Bartholomew Roberts and the Hustler appeared.  Needless to say, Cat Stevens had dragged them along a tortuous route that seemed to be going nowhere near the eventual venue.

Those who had earned them (and one who hadn't  :demon:), received their ACME Winter Brevet Series patches from Huggy.  I still prefer his original artwork  ;D but they look smart and I really ought to earn one (unlike Cat Stevens).

Not only was it billed as a Halloween beer festival, they also had Halloween themed beers.  We sampled R.I.P.A. by Hammerpot, Scaredy Cat by Moorhouse, Boo ! by Fuzzy Duck, Hubble Bubble by Charnwood, Wraith by Ghost, Fiery Cauldron by Strathaven Ales and Most Haunted by Castle Rock.  The quality was good across the board but Boo ! took the award with one judge referring to its Drumstick lolly notes.

We discussed Huggy organising a Halloween themed outing for next week, diversity in the ACME peloton and the forthcoming bivvy night.

The first part of the journey home seemed warm enough for late October.  It did cool down once I had alighted from the train though and I was almost tempted into knee warmers but with a lovely full moon to guide me, it was a pleasant ride home.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 October, 2018, 03:17:07 pm
A smashing report as always ted but you neglected to mentioned we have officially diagnosed BFC with Tourettes Syndrome, if nothing else BFC's condition adds yet more to the MEMWNS diversity score.

On the way home myself, Oaky and BFC stopped at Boss Hogg's.  Oaky and I have discovered the lamb kofta wrap - absolutely delicious.
 BFC enjoyed doner meat and chips with lashings of chili sauce.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 October, 2018, 05:36:38 pm
Agreed - a fine selection of interestingly different ales  :thumbsup:

Such a strong full moon directly overhead, that home-bound I rode several sections without front lights. To judge by the two roadside corpses, the snuffling and rustling in the hedgerows and the one young black and white critter I saw, it was a busy night for the 'Nemesis of Tomsk'. Thankfully the only close-ish encounter was with yet another deer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 November, 2018, 10:40:12 am
With ted having submitted his CBA paperwork I suppose recounting the tale of yesterday evening falls to me.

As is my habit I arrived fashionably early at the Spa Road roundabout.  Normally some company turns up within a few minutes but I was still on my own come 1930 hours, save a few trick or treaters.  The two lads in inflatable suits which entirely covered them, including their faces won the "Best Effort Award".  As Oaky had said he was turning out I waited a few moments more, and then yet more moments once I got to the Dancing Dick's / Peg Millar cross roads - still no Oaky - it looked like a solo ride to Duton Hill.  Heading north up Peg Millars Lane I spotted a red dot in the distance which turned into Oaky.  He thought he'd missed the peloton so was hammering it to catch up, thankfully he spotted my lights behind him and slowed down.  Had he not we could have both ridden solo to the pub not realising we were half a mile apart.

Whilst fighting our way out of the busy metropolis which is Felsted another set of lights appeared behind us.  "How do chaps?", it was jibers.  Not far from the pub jibers suddenly said "Deer!" and there stood motionless on the verge watching us with interest but no sign alarm was a EDIT: roe fallow deer.  It took off as we passed, thankfully into a field rather than across our path.

It was about 9pm when we got to the Three Horsehoes.  I have visited three times before and never seen the place so busy.  Already there were psyclist, Tomsk, Soupy and Jake, the Deakins having walked from Dunmow (good effort).  Me and Oaky had made an effort for Halloween  O:-)

(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1919/44938077624_553c09be1c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2bt2oRN)
(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1942/30722242967_20568df0c9_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NNPwug)

... the others not so much  ::-)

Mrs Tomsk turned up to take her boys home and the remainder talked the normal bollox.

The locals were quite a feisty bunch and one lady in particular was most concerned we wouldn't make it home as we were so pissed, which we weren't.  She followed us outside whilst we faffed about continuing to vent her concern with some vigour, to be fair she was quite pissed  ;D

The rain had set in whilst we were in the bar and our ride home was wet, wetter than I can remember it being for some time.  Once jibers had decided we were too slow and done one Oaky and I enjoyed a damp but relaxed pedal back to Witham.

All in all a very pleasant night  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 November, 2018, 10:48:34 am
Indeed a special night for which some of the attendees may need GILF counseling to recover from!  :o

It was a Fallow Deer on the way out, I was a bit worried when it decided to run alongside of us.... 

Did you get the treat of the Roe Buck just after Stebbing?  Magnificent chap and thankfully didn't fancy a fight with a cyclist as he passed... I suspect I would have been worse off from his antlers than he would have been from my spokes!

A smattering of wet most of the way until it bucketted it down from the outskirts of Chelmsford to home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 November, 2018, 10:51:32 am
Indeed a special night for which some of the attendees may need GILF counseling to recover from!  :o

It was a Fallow Deer on the way out, I was a bit worried when it decided to run alongside of us.... 

Did you get the treat of the Roe Buck just after Stebbing?  Magnificent chap and thankfully didn't fancy a fight with a cyclist as he passed... I suspect I would have been worse off from his antlers than he would have been from my spokes!

A smattering of wet most of the way until it bucketted it down from the outskirts of Chelmsford to home.

That's a shame, we didn't see the roe buck. You must have scared him with your 24/7/365 Halloween outfit  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 November, 2018, 03:52:38 pm
Really enjoyed the ACME Awards night, and very grateful to receive the AAAAA trophy ... ACME Audax Altitude Award Award. Nice to see a nod to hilly rides, and I'm hoping more riders will explore the delights of hilly regions. These can actually be explored with a start in Essex ... 2 of my biggest AAA-scoring rides last year started in Essex; the ACME Grand and an ECE of Greenwich Mean Climb.

Tomsk made a call out for new award ideas. I've a couple of ideas, one for newcomers to the world of Audax, and one for riders who seek to extend themselves, not necessarily always with success. The first of which is perhaps better formed, but the latter could have some legs.

Neo-pro : this would be an award for a rider who has just started riding Audax events. It would be points based (ACME points), with eligibility limited to those who have ridden their first Audax in either the current year, or the previous year. So a rider who rode their first Audax in June 2018 would be eligible for the award in both 2018 and 2019. This gives them time to get to know about the award, and doesn't discriminate against those new to Audaxing later in the year. The objective of the award would be to encourage new riders to ride a little bit more and get into the community.

Beyond the limits : fundamentally this would reward a rider who attempts rides which might be beyond themselves or their equipment, encouraging them to be audacious in their choice of Audax rides. One way to measure this would be the cumulative distance a rider has travelled once they have abandoned a ride to get back to the start/finish of the ride, across all rides they have abandoned during the year. This might be by any means, including trains, taxis and of course cycling. Individual ride examples in the past year that would have counted would include those brave riders who attempted to beat the weather on their way to York, likewise on the ACME Grand, a broken gear cable on Yr Elenydd, and overbearing heat and hills on Mille Cymru GT (although that rider would need to be giving their points to ACME not Sudbury to be eligible).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 November, 2018, 07:49:07 pm
The Turn Left Award. Because we’re nice people me and Oaky are prepared to share it  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 November, 2018, 08:56:58 pm
Keep the ideas coming - spend a bit of shed time this winter crafting a worthy trophy.

I heard of a club that had a 'Half-Wheeler of the Year Award' - the trophy was an actual half a wheel on a plinth - that'd look good in a trophy cabinet! Of course ACME riders are schooled to keep to a gentlemanly pace and would never win the award ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 04 November, 2018, 09:36:17 pm
The 'dozy sleeping beauty' award for over-sleeping on an 400+km events,  Would be my pleasure to engineer this prize. It should not be confused with Psyclist's 'beyond the limits DNF' award.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2018, 11:17:55 am
No ted once again (have we upset him?) so here goes...

Myself, BFC, AC33, GS and jibers at Spa Road, Oaky scooped up at Peg Millars.  Wet roads and some wind, Tomsk met just before The Compasses.  Me and josser did our COR thing, it was all going well until the footpath we were illegally following crossed a ploughed field just before the Flitch Way, sufficient mud to stop wheels from turning  :thumbsup:

The King Billy was deserted apart from ourselves but a good time was had and we all enjoyed the new pub dogs.

Decisions made: bivvy night postponed.  Psyclist is wearing The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny at Epiphany.

Ends.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 November, 2018, 11:22:18 am
Psyclist is wearing The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny at Epiphany.

Er, no!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2018, 11:28:10 am
Psyclist is wearing The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny at Epiphany.

Er, no!

You're assuming you have some choice in the matter!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 November, 2018, 05:57:02 pm
Psyclist is wearing The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny at Epiphany.

Er, no!

You're assuming you have some choice in the matter!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 08 November, 2018, 07:43:47 pm
Psyclist is wearing The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny at Epiphany.

Er, no!

You're assuming you have some choice in the matter!

 :thumbsup:

Oooh, he`ll smell so manly :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2018, 10:12:09 pm
You might have to lend him a squirt of your Lynx!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 November, 2018, 04:42:58 pm
I have some spare year bars, 2015 - 2018 available. £2 by post or £1 at the pub/event start/finish. Let me know what you want.

The 'New, Improved' Photobucket doesn't seem to want to upload images.  ::-) Pic here:

https://beta-static.photobucket.com/images/y387/Tomskinessex/0/69b7957b-3f66-46ca-bffe-1620325606fe-original.jpg?width=590&height=370&fit=bounds
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 November, 2018, 04:44:59 pm
I have some spare year bars, 2015 - 2018 available. £2 by post or £1 at the pub/event start/finish. Let me know what you want.

Shame, I could use a 2014.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Dan Deakins on 13 November, 2018, 08:02:07 pm
Evening everyone,

I'm off to Bristol from 25-30 November to work at ProCycling magazine (doing the 2019 season preview to be published in the January edition for those interested). Has anyone got a spare GPS I could use? That kind of Satanic technology doesn't exist in our house, and I don't have the in-build navigational system of Papa Tomsk.

Thanks in advance...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 13 November, 2018, 08:44:50 pm
I have a basic Garmin edge 200 with mount and cable, if this is of any use. It will record your ride details, but will not offer heart rate, power, mapping features.

Could possibly drop it off this weekend as I am likely to be on a perm or diy, if it covers your needs.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Dan Deakins on 15 November, 2018, 10:23:32 am
I have a basic Garmin edge 200 with mount and cable, if this is of any use. It will record your ride details, but will not offer heart rate, power, mapping features.

Could possibly drop it off this weekend as I am likely to be on a perm or diy, if it covers your needs.
Sounds perfect, thanks pal. I should be around most of the weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 November, 2018, 10:34:15 am
Yesterday evening was the third in a row where ted failed to show.  Come back us ted, we love you, we miss you, and I'm fed up writing these reviews and you do it so much better.  Anyhow, here goes...

We had a nice time, it's getting colder, Boss Hogg's was as excellent as The Orange Tree.  Ends.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 November, 2018, 11:17:12 am
Yesterday evening was the third in a row where ted failed to show.  Come back us ted, we love you, we miss you, and I'm fed up writing these reviews and you do it so much better.  Anyhow, here goes...

We had a nice time, it's getting colder, Boss Hogg's was as excellent as The Orange Tree.  Ends.

Lamb Kofte Wrap declared quaffers' choice?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 November, 2018, 11:25:32 am
Yesterday evening was the third in a row where ted failed to show.  Come back us ted, we love you, we miss you, and I'm fed up writing these reviews and you do it so much better.  Anyhow, here goes...

We had a nice time, it's getting colder, Boss Hogg's was as excellent as The Orange Tree.  Ends.

Lamb Kofte Wrap declared quaffers' choice?

Yes, although the Quaffer went home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 15 November, 2018, 12:04:50 pm
Yesterday evening was the third in a row where ted failed to show.  Come back us ted, we love you, we miss you, and I'm fed up writing these reviews and you do it so much better.  Anyhow, here goes...

We had a nice time, it's getting colder, Boss Hogg's was as excellent as The Orange Tree.  Ends.

Lamb Kofte Wrap declared quaffers' choice?


We missed you at Boss Hoggs Oaky but I have coined a phrase in your honour

Doing an Oaky

This is only available to the select few who frequent Boss Hoggs

To qualify all the below have to be present:

Eat lots at Boss Hoggs and eat it fast
Get onto bike wishing you hadn't
Discover your bike has reverse gear up Hatfield Peverel hill
Not be  :sick: (this requisite added by OD as he rode next to me - but far enough away to be safe)
Recover by A12 cycle path and fly home
 
I have done an Oaky - proud! ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 November, 2018, 12:08:54 pm
I think we should make up some sort of award sticker and apply it to the Boss Hogg's kebab van.  Like a blue plaque but more prestigious - obviously  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 November, 2018, 12:48:00 pm
I think we should make up some sort of award sticker and apply it to the Boss Hogg's kebab van.  Like a blue plaque but more prestigious - obviously  :thumbsup:

Or we could enhance the Initiation Ceremony: pickled egg AND eating a delicious treat from Boss Hogg's extensive menu!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 November, 2018, 05:31:22 pm
As mentioned last night:

1) My birthday bash in Maldon, Saturday 8th December - breakfast at the 'spoons from 09:00 [Rose and Crown - there's a small beer garden to the RH side for bike parking], followed by Christmas Beer Tasting at the Mighty Oak Brewery, from [11:00-15:00] and lunch afterwards at the Blue Boar, probably. All welcome.

2) Colchester Brewery Beer Tasting at Dunmow Maltings, evening of Saturday 16th March. Tickets coming soon - I will get them for anyone interested - Soupy and Mrs T will be going with me.

3) October 2019 will be my 10th anniversary as an AUK Organiser. One of my winter projects is to devise nice sociable 50 and 100km routes, probably Dick Turpin themed, pub start and finish with a pub lunch too. Date somewhere between the Richard Ellis Memorial and the first of the Winter Series.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 November, 2018, 05:38:38 pm
Me and TCMR can make event #1. We can't commit to the rest until nearer the time..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 15 November, 2018, 06:50:30 pm
We missed you at Boss Hoggs Oaky but I have coined a phrase in your honour

Doing an Oaky

This is only available to the select few who frequent Boss Hoggs

To qualify all the below have to be present:

Eat lots at Boss Hoggs and eat it fast
Get onto bike wishing you hadn't
Discover your bike has reverse gear up Hatfield Peverel hill
Not be  :sick: (this requisite added by OD as he rode next to me - but far enough away to be safe)
Recover by A12 cycle path and fly home
 
I have done an Oaky - proud! ;D

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 November, 2018, 03:05:00 pm
8th December sounds awesome BUT unfortunately I am spectating at a cheerleading competition that young tippers is partaking in that day, a day of being in a windowless hall surrounded by screaming teenagers and music that really is not fit for listening too....oh the joy!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 November, 2018, 12:59:29 pm
Back to the shop floor

With the Witham peloton heading east for the first time in a while, I decided I could be bothered to venture out on a Wednesday evening.

After riding all of 10 miles to get there, I was even almost on time.  I arrived at the Kings Head in Tollesbury to find Dirk Emery, NikNak, Huggy, Oz Clarke, Jilly Goolden, Roald Amundsen, Hotblack and the Lynx all sweltering inside in their winter clobber.

Like the true executive he is, Dirk had decided to spend some time slumming it back at the coal face and was our beverage procurement operative for the evening.  Guys like Dirk don't just hide in a lab in pursuit of POCaaS, they get their hands dirty in the real world to find solution opportunities and it is fascinating to watch them in action.  No one could accuse Dirk of micromanagement in avoidance of failure given the freedom he allows our usual BPO but you could see he had taken a deep dive into his chaos pool and was prepared to utilise extreme proactivity to achieve customer success.  His approach was to disrupt the MEMWNS ecosystem working front to back and it was a masterclass of management. 

First up was the ordering process - boom, out with the Kitty Kitty notepad and in with an electronic ordering system operating in real time.  Finances - hell yeah, there was no purse, just cash on the table providing transparent and instant auditing for our CFO.  Just in time ordering - as if, it's 2018 not 2003 and Dirk's AI-based system was humming away in the background constantly updating and teaching his delivery and destination spread sheet with data on average supping times, known preferences, previous untappd entries and other key factors to provide outputs based on need - "Ted, it's 9.48 and I've brought you a Suffolk Gold".  The system easily coped with arch-disruptors Jilly and Oz when they suddenly decided to try two different types of wine and then move on to shorts - zap it was done.  Final round, exactly the right money left to cover it and job done for Dirk.

In some ways it lacked the personality and charm of the old approach but you can't stand in the way of efficiency.  The Hustler is in for an interesting appraisal before his re-training begins.

While this was unfolding in front of us we managed to sample St Peter's Suffolk Gold, Ridley's Rite, Calvors' American Red, Young's Special and in a Quaffers' Choice Award winning return from the 1970's...McEwans Export.

Some people discussed burying a 30 foot copper pole into a bucket of water in a concrete floor to make an amplifier work while the rest of us mused on love and life.

The ride home was definitely cold enough but with a full moon and no wind it was perfectly pleasant.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 November, 2018, 01:30:02 pm
A good write up ted.  Sorry about the change of tone but the deep, dark, cold night sometimes offers you uncomfortable glimpses into other worlds...

Me, huggy and BFC were on the outskirts of Witham at about half past midnight, according to our Garmins the temperature was hovering between -3 and -4.  I'd just rolled off the A12 bridge and was approaching the Coleman's Bridge industrial estate which has a branch of Screwfix when I noticed a young woman walking onto the bridge on the other side of the road.  She didn't look right, I think it was the 1000 yard stare.  I wasn't sure what to do and thought about it for a few seconds.  If it hadn't been so late and so cold I'd have probably ridden on catch up with huggy and BFC.  Anyhow I turned back and found the lady leaning on the side of the bridge looking at the empty A12.  She obviously wasn't in a good way, told me how shit she was feeling and how shit the world was and how she needed to get to her friend's house in Colchester but the trains had stopped and she couldn't find a taxi that would take her.  She said she was waiting for an HGV to appear on the A12 and she was going to jump off the bridge in front of the lorry.

I started talking to her and she kept telling me to go away and then walked back towards Screwfix.  I switched off my bright lights and followed her.  I managed to persuade her to stop walking and said I would try to get her a taxi which I'd pay for.  I phoned Chet's and the dispatcher said the lady had been giving them trouble during the evening but I said I didn't think it was a good idea for her to be left wandering about and said I thought she'd hurt herself.  The dispatcher said she'd need to get Chet's permission to send a cab and she'd phone me back.  The lady then let me talk to her friend in Colchester and I got his address, the chap told me the ladies name.  By then the lady had relaxed, drank some of my water, and shortly after Chet's phoned back.  They said they would send a car providing I paid by credit card which I did.  About 5 minutes later a cab turned up and off the lady went.  She said she was on probation, she'd had dealings with Open Road who I do my Appropriate Adult volunteering with, it sounded like she had some mental health issues plus problems with drugs and alcohol.

Its a sad world out there and there are some really lost souls  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 22 November, 2018, 01:41:00 pm
Let’s hope the random act of kindness will have a positive impact on her wellbeing. Thanks for sharing OD, does make you stop and think.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 22 November, 2018, 02:16:01 pm
Well done for sticking around and not giving up when she told you to go away.
Often, when people say that, it is when they most need help and for someone to just bother to be there and to care.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 22 November, 2018, 03:09:48 pm
Steve, Thank you for stopping. You helped not only the girl but the potential lorry driver who may have to live with a lifetime of trauma.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 23 November, 2018, 09:10:22 am
Good job OD.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 November, 2018, 09:35:29 am
I’m wondering if the next time we all meet up we should have a whip round for The Samaritans.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 23 November, 2018, 09:43:57 am
Just let Jibers continue to manage the finances, and donate the change every week. It'll soon add up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: alotronic on 24 November, 2018, 02:37:24 pm
Good Samaratins award - for acts of extreme kindness, as above. Nice work OD, it's very easy to just step over people in distress (literally in London) so good on you for showing some charitable spine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 November, 2018, 12:55:20 am
I’m getting a bit fed up with this. The Bard turns up last week after many weeks of absence and consequently writes one of his exceptional ride reports. Terrific, normal service resumed. This evening, once again, no Bard. So once again it falls to me to write the ride report  >:(  So here it is...

We went to The Hoop at Stock. It was very nice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 November, 2018, 10:59:19 am
Thank you for that, it was almost like being there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 November, 2018, 11:02:42 am
Thank you for that, it was almost like being there.

You weren't there, I checked  >:(  I had a good rummage around under the table and thoroughly searched both toilets and there was not a single sign of you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 November, 2018, 11:35:44 am
You missed out the "can you move the bikes so we can lock the gates" ruse at about 22:50 to get us going!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 November, 2018, 11:52:07 am
You missed out the "can you move the bikes so we can lock the gates" ruse at about 22:50 to get us going!  :facepalm:

I don’t do detail anymore. I’m revolting.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 November, 2018, 12:57:07 pm
I don’t do detail anymore. I’m revolting.

What has doing detail got to do with being revolting?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 01 December, 2018, 08:24:04 pm
As mentioned last night:

1) My birthday bash in Maldon, Saturday 8th December - breakfast at the 'spoons from 09:00 [Rose and Crown - there's a small beer garden to the RH side for bike parking], followed by Christmas Beer Tasting at the Mighty Oak Brewery, from [11:00-15:00] and lunch afterwards at the Blue Boar, probably. All welcome.

2) Colchester Brewery Beer Tasting at Dunmow Maltings, evening of Saturday 16th March. Tickets coming soon - I will get them for anyone interested - Soupy and Mrs T will be going with me.

3) October 2019 will be my 10th anniversary as an AUK Organiser. One of my winter projects is to devise nice sociable 50 and 100km routes, probably Dick Turpin themed, pub start and finish with a pub lunch too. Date somewhere between the Richard Ellis Memorial and the first of the Winter Series.

Soupy couldn't find the above info on the miniature screen on his mobile phone, it had drifted down the thread so brought back to the top for those of us with short attention span......
And don't forget the curry this Wednesday as a practice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 December, 2018, 07:41:01 pm
^ And as with all our MEMWNS/yacf/ACME events: ALL WELCOME  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 December, 2018, 08:46:17 pm
Absolutely!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 December, 2018, 08:26:09 am
I'm still committed to being shut in a dark room with loud music watching uber energetic young people compete in the sport of cheerleading. I love my kids but it's pretty close to what I might consider mental torture....There is also the small matter of Mrs Tippers birthday the following day (a big one) which I have, as usual, prepared for reasonably badly!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 December, 2018, 08:46:06 am
1) My birthday bash in Maldon, Saturday 8th December - breakfast at the 'spoons from 09:00 [Rose and Crown - there's a small beer garden to the RH side for bike parking], followed by Christmas Beer Tasting at the Mighty Oak Brewery, from [11:00-15:00] and lunch afterwards at the Blue Boar, probably. All welcome.

I checked the Blue Boar website, and under the Food section I found the following:

Quote
Due to unseen and unfortunate circumstances, we have now closed our kitchen for lunch and dinner. We hope to have our kitchen open again in the near future and can still offer buffets for parties and events.

Perhaps their website is just out of date, but I thought that I should flag this. Roughly what time is lunch planned for in the schedule?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 December, 2018, 09:55:46 am
1) My birthday bash in Maldon, Saturday 8th December - breakfast at the 'spoons from 09:00 [Rose and Crown - there's a small beer garden to the RH side for bike parking], followed by Christmas Beer Tasting at the Mighty Oak Brewery, from [11:00-15:00] and lunch afterwards at the Blue Boar, probably. All welcome.

I checked the Blue Boar website, and under the Food section I found the following:

Quote
Due to unseen and unfortunate circumstances, we have now closed our kitchen for lunch and dinner. We hope to have our kitchen open again in the near future and can still offer buffets for parties and events.

Perhaps their website is just out of date, but I thought that I should flag this. Roughly what time is lunch planned for in the schedule?

Sounds like an option to ride to Chequers at Goldhanger via the sea wall !  :thumbsup:  (ah - I've just realised I've only got my fixed usable for the next few weeks!  :facepalm: )
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 03 December, 2018, 10:38:25 am
1) My birthday bash in Maldon, Saturday 8th December - breakfast at the 'spoons from 09:00 [Rose and Crown - there's a small beer garden to the RH side for bike parking], followed by Christmas Beer Tasting at the Mighty Oak Brewery, from [11:00-15:00] and lunch afterwards at the Blue Boar, probably. All welcome.

I checked the Blue Boar website, and under the Food section I found the following:

Quote
Due to unseen and unfortunate circumstances, we have now closed our kitchen for lunch and dinner. We hope to have our kitchen open again in the near future and can still offer buffets for parties and events.

Perhaps their website is just out of date, but I thought that I should flag this. Roughly what time is lunch planned for in the schedule?

Sounds like an option to ride to Chequers at Goldhanger via the sea wall !  :thumbsup:  (ah - I've just realised I've only got my fixed usable for the next few weeks!  :facepalm: )
Whats the problem?   There aren't any hills on the sea wall.
Expect plenty of "walkers" emptying their dogs on a weekend though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 December, 2018, 01:58:49 pm
1) My birthday bash in Maldon, Saturday 8th December - breakfast at the 'spoons from 09:00 [Rose and Crown - there's a small beer garden to the RH side for bike parking], followed by Christmas Beer Tasting at the Mighty Oak Brewery, from [11:00-15:00] and lunch afterwards at the Blue Boar, probably. All welcome.

I checked the Blue Boar website, and under the Food section I found the following:

Quote
Due to unseen and unfortunate circumstances, we have now closed our kitchen for lunch and dinner. We hope to have our kitchen open again in the near future and can still offer buffets for parties and events.

Perhaps their website is just out of date, but I thought that I should flag this. Roughly what time is lunch planned for in the schedule?

Sounds like an option to ride to Chequers at Goldhanger via the sea wall !  :thumbsup:  (ah - I've just realised I've only got my fixed usable for the next few weeks!  :facepalm: )
Whats the problem?   There aren't any hills on the sea wall.
Expect plenty of "walkers" emptying their dogs on a weekend though.

It was more a terrain in general concern rather than hills...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 December, 2018, 04:18:05 pm
Blue Boar is definitely out; phoned them today.

How about 'The Jolly Sailor' down by the Hythe? The Queens Head over the road seems to be our usual Maldon waterside pub, if not at the Blue Boar/Carpenters Arms up the top of the town. Standard pub food, ploughmans, rolls, salads, fish and chips, pies etc plus an upmarket gastro-menu.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2018, 04:32:30 pm
Blue Boar is definitely out; phoned them today.

How about 'The Jolly Sailor' down by the Hythe? The Queens Head over the road seems to be our usual Maldon waterside pub, if not at the Blue Boar/Carpenters Arms up the top of the town. Standard pub food, ploughmans, rolls, salads, fish and chips, pies etc plus an upmarket gastro-menu.

All the above works for us (*)

(*) I am hoping to be accompanied by The Current Mrs R and Victoria Pendalton both of whom may not fancy a ride along the seawall to Goldhanger.  However, hold that thought for another time as it sounds like fun.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 December, 2018, 05:14:41 pm
There's also the Barge Tea Room (http://www.top-sail.co.uk/food/barge-tea-rooms/) on the quay for something a little different.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 03 December, 2018, 06:01:44 pm
Blue Boar is definitely out; phoned them today.

How about 'The Jolly Sailor' down by the Hythe? The Queens Head over the road seems to be our usual Maldon waterside pub, if not at the Blue Boar/Carpenters Arms up the top of the town. Standard pub food, ploughmans, rolls, salads, fish and chips, pies etc plus an upmarket gastro-menu.

All the above works for us (*)

(*) I am hoping to be accompanied by The Current Mrs R and Victoria Pendalton both of whom may not fancy a ride along the seawall to Goldhanger.  However, hold that thought for another time as it sounds like fun.

The Jolly Sailor seems to have improved his culinary skills since the last time I visited.

As regards the seawall, parts are a mudfest at the moment so Ms Pendleton and others may need to wear their biggest boots.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 December, 2018, 07:53:15 pm
The Barge Tea Rooms might be good for lunch, then beer elsewhere? Maybe we'll have had enough, with a 'spoons breakfast n'drinks, Mighty Oak beer tasting ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 03 December, 2018, 09:23:50 pm
I'm In for Saturday morning. The wife must be plotting as I'm being allowed to miss two kids birthday parties (Not my own I'll add)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 December, 2018, 05:54:37 pm
I'm In for Saturday morning.

 :thumbsup: Excellent!

All welcome, WAGs HABs and offspring too. The ACME social season seems now to be spread over about a month!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 04 December, 2018, 06:00:57 pm
My brother's a possible.

It's looking a tad windy on Saturday. Might actually have to tack into the wind
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 December, 2018, 06:12:10 pm
My brother's a possible.

It's looking a tad windy on Saturday. Might actually have to tack into the wind

Are you coming to Dunmow tomorrow evening???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 04 December, 2018, 06:15:03 pm
I’m up for lunch on Sat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 04 December, 2018, 06:19:49 pm
I'm afraid not OD.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 December, 2018, 06:00:37 am
I’m up for lunch on Sat.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 05 December, 2018, 10:45:01 am
I am planning to attend Saturday.

Any plans to gather in Witham, or just make our own way to Maldon on Mud?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 December, 2018, 10:51:39 am
The Barge Tea Rooms might be good for lunch

Is that the plan, and is the intention to just rock up en-masse or pre-book? About what time?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 December, 2018, 11:00:16 am
I am planning to attend Saturday.

Any plans to gather in Witham, or just make our own way to Maldon on Mud?

We could do.  What time did you fancy?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 05 December, 2018, 11:28:08 am
I am planning to attend Saturday.

Any plans to gather in Witham, or just make our own way to Maldon on Mud?

We could do.  What time did you fancy?
I expect your Current Mrs R and Vicky will determine route and launch time, I'm flexible....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 December, 2018, 11:35:36 am
I am planning to attend Saturday.

Any plans to gather in Witham, or just make our own way to Maldon on Mud?

We could do.  What time did you fancy?
I expect your Current Mrs R and Vicky will determine route and launch time, I'm flexible....

I will consult.  There's no guarantee she'll join us, there's some REAL LIFE TM knocking about at the moment which may determine what she does and doesn't do.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 December, 2018, 02:31:23 pm
The Barge Tea Rooms might be good for lunch

Is that the plan, and is the intention to just rock up en-masse or pre-book? About what time?

Sounds like a cat-herding situation to get that organised, I reckon we'll have to take pot luck. If we make the beer tasting early [11-ish, when it starts], then down to The Barge for 12:30 - might get too busy if we leave it later?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 December, 2018, 02:42:01 pm
Sounds like a plan. Second question. Which Mighty Oak location is it, the Tap Room or the Brewery near to Supertyres off Spital Road?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 05 December, 2018, 02:57:15 pm
Beer tasting is at the brewery.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 December, 2018, 03:55:50 pm
It's very quiet - I hope everyone made it back ok last night. And in to work today ...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 December, 2018, 04:00:20 pm
It's very quiet - I hope everyone made it back ok last night. And in to work today ...

Yep, I’m at work...

https://flic.kr/p/PCRdjg
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 December, 2018, 04:35:05 pm
It's very quiet - I hope everyone made it back ok last night. And in to work today ...

One of the benefits of Strava ... you can see everybody has uploaded their rides  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 06 December, 2018, 05:29:26 pm
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 06 December, 2018, 06:55:53 pm
Yep, nice 2 hr ride home, no rain, tailwind and empty roads.  :thumbsup:
Had 4 hours sleep and 20min snooze at lunchtime in work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 December, 2018, 07:29:38 pm
It's very quiet - I hope everyone made it back ok last night. And in to work today ...

One of the benefits of Strava ... you can see everybody has uploaded their rides  :)

Not me  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 December, 2018, 05:36:28 pm
Witham peloton... what time shall we set off tomorrow morning?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 07 December, 2018, 06:43:21 pm
Don't mind. Who's joining us OD? If I've got it worked out we will be into wind on way
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 December, 2018, 07:28:17 pm
No idea. Let’s float 8:30 at Spa Road roundabout and see what people think.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 07 December, 2018, 07:34:43 pm
Sounds like a plan in the loosest sense. See you and whoever else there
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 December, 2018, 10:25:56 pm
I’m going to be at the Barge at about 12 or just after.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 08 December, 2018, 07:19:53 am
No idea. Let’s float 8:30 at Spa Road roundabout and see what people think.

I will be there for 8:30.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 December, 2018, 07:42:20 am
Where are we having breakfast?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 December, 2018, 07:44:03 am
You were having breakfast at spoons in Maldon I think.
I’ll be at Mighty Oak for 11.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 December, 2018, 12:01:16 pm
Nobody at Mighty Oak when I went there at 11:30, although suspiciously there were a few bikes. Weatherspoons was equally empty, so I found the Barge tea rooms.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 December, 2018, 04:21:31 pm
Nobody at Mighty Oak when I went there at 11:30, although suspiciously there were a few bikes. Weatherspoons was equally empty, so I found the Barge tea rooms.

And the prize for ACME Being Mr Observant goes to...   ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 December, 2018, 05:16:42 pm
Trust it was all enjoyable today, sorry for the non attendance, I suffered a huge amount of CBA after not getting to bed til just before 03:00 and then deciding that after 3 weeks of 4AM alarms for a bike ride on a Saturday I'd ignore my alarm and woke up around 11AM!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 December, 2018, 07:41:56 pm
Trust it was all enjoyable today, sorry for the non attendance, I suffered a huge amount of CBA after not getting to bed til just before 03:00 and then deciding that after 3 weeks of 4AM alarms for a bike ride on a Saturday I'd ignore my alarm and woke up around 11AM!

That's the fing with too much audax, brings on a massive attack of CBA then you miss out on the fun stuffs!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 December, 2018, 04:15:16 pm
Trust it was all enjoyable today, sorry for the non attendance, I suffered a huge amount of CBA after not getting to bed til just before 03:00 and then deciding that after 3 weeks of 4AM alarms for a bike ride on a Saturday I'd ignore my alarm and woke up around 11AM!

That's the fing with too much audax, brings on a massive attack of CBA then you miss out on the fun stuffs!

I'm struggling to find the correlation between you and too much Audax O D. Can you actually ride 200km?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 December, 2018, 04:32:08 pm
Trust it was all enjoyable today, sorry for the non attendance, I suffered a huge amount of CBA after not getting to bed til just before 03:00 and then deciding that after 3 weeks of 4AM alarms for a bike ride on a Saturday I'd ignore my alarm and woke up around 11AM!

That's the fing with too much audax, brings on a massive attack of CBA then you miss out on the fun stuffs!

I'm struggling to find the correlation between you and too much Audax O D. Can you actually ride 200km?

I once heard he rode a long way with a lot of ballast, but I don't think it was 200km  ???

Light bracket coming along well... Any takers?

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181209/3626079cdd0285037211cacd056a11a8.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 December, 2018, 05:29:35 pm
I'm struggling to find the correlation between you and too much Audax O D. Can you actually ride 200km?

 ;D :thumbsup:

Light bracket coming along well... Any takers?

Can you take a close up showing the CE mark? Lot's of sub-standard goods around at the moment ...

What's with the ACME plate in the background?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 December, 2018, 05:44:32 pm
I'm struggling to find the correlation between you and too much Audax O D. Can you actually ride 200km?

 ;D :thumbsup:

Light bracket coming along well... Any takers?



Can you take a close up showing the CE mark? Lot's of sub-standard goods around at the moment ...

What's with the ACME plate in the background?



Nameplate was a bit of an experiment using photoshop to create 3D that could be printed.... I suppose if I punched the lettering through the back (i.e. reversed it) it could be fashioned into a stamp with handle etc (any interest?)

No CE mark I'm afraid, but will be experimenting with annealing it later to see how that effects the material.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 December, 2018, 06:14:39 pm
Thanks to everyone who came along to Maldon yesterday. Good company, food, beer, sun, wind, 52 miles in [just about] daylight. A test ride of the nearly completed Kona Lava Dome Frankenbike build too - busted Kona mtb languishing in the shed and passing the Dawes on to #2 left me with only 5 bikes  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 December, 2018, 12:32:39 pm
No Bard again yesterday evening, has anyone reported him missing yet?  Perhaps we should phone the authorities.  A ride report...

It was chilly.

We went down Lowfords Lane (no idea how that happened), it was muddy, within 100m Andy C3333333333333333333333333333 had to shoulder his bike as his wheels stopped going round.  He had to remove his front wheel.  We prodded his bike with a stick.  Andy was cross with me  :'(

At the pub jibers was there looking scruffy as he's ridden there on his Clown Bike.

tippers looked scruffy as he'd ridden there on his motorbike.

Tomsk had also ridden there on a bicycle with small wheels, he didn't look scruffy at all  O:-)

We drank beer and I had a gin and tonic as well.  It was very nice.

Jem and 'fandango were late  ::-)

We talked bollox as usual.  Not much was said about audaxing so I was able to stay awake.

We went back by Lawfords Lane again but jibers showed us how to avoid the mud.  Andy was cross with me again  :'(

You must all go to  THIS THREAD (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=109627.75) as tell me what you would like for lunch on Epiphany.  It is important, do it now.

Good bye, I have finished typing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 13 December, 2018, 12:53:37 pm
I sense the rise of a great literary artist amongst us.
Only another artistic sort could recognise this.
Would you like me to take the photos for the book when it comes out?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 December, 2018, 12:59:19 pm
I sense the rise of a great literary artist amongst us.
Only another artistic sort could recognise this.
Would you like me to take the photos for the book when it comes out?

That would be very nice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 December, 2018, 01:28:10 pm
We talked bollox as usual.  Not much was said about audaxing so I was able to stay awake.

When you post on your caravan club forum, does it go along the lines of:

Quote
What a spiffing good show. Not much was spoken about those awful caravans so I was able to partake in the jolly debating without so much as a kip.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 December, 2018, 01:55:17 pm
Somebody has lost an ACME rear mud flap which is now in my posession after I found it on Collingwood Road, Witham near the junction with Guithavon Valley.

Anybody missing one?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 December, 2018, 02:41:12 pm
We talked bollox as usual.  Not much was said about audaxing so I was able to stay awake.

When you post on your caravan club forum, does it go along the lines of:

Quote
What a spiffing good show. Not much was spoken about those awful caravans so I was able to partake in the jolly debating without so much as a kip.

Caravan Club people only talk about wife swapping  :hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 13 December, 2018, 04:00:11 pm
Somebody has lost an ACME rear mud flap which is now in my posession after I found it on Collingwood Road, Witham near the junction with Guithavon Valley.

Anybody missing one?

Yes, possibly: a newly purchased set of flaps reported missing from a pannier after the SAE on 1st. I have sent the rider a new set from Santa's ACME Grotto, but if it's just the one, flap who knows what the story is?? I'll find it a good home, unless anyone can use it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 December, 2018, 04:39:27 pm
Somebody has lost an ACME rear mud flap which is now in my posession after I found it on Collingwood Road, Witham near the junction with Guithavon Valley.

Anybody missing one?

Yes, possibly: a newly purchased set of flaps reported missing from a pannier after the SAE on 1st. I have sent the rider a new set from Santa's ACME Grotto, but if it's just the one, flap who knows what the story is?? I'll find it a good home, unless anyone can use it.

It looks like it's been outdoors for a little while, so I assumed it had been fitted, but maybe that's just weather and/or being run over.  The fitting holes don't look used.  I'll keep my eyes peeled for the corresponding front flap on my way home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 December, 2018, 11:39:04 am
This morning I went for breakfast with a couple of workmates at a Café in Billingsgate. £4 for an amply loaded Bacon and Scallop roll and there is a full selection of breakfasts available as well and it is a proper old school greasy spoon type affair open from 3am to 10am Monday to Saturday.......anyone up for a ride to Billingsgate on a Saturday in spring?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 December, 2018, 12:04:13 pm
This morning I went for breakfast with a couple of workmates at a Café in Billingsgate. £4 for an amply loaded Bacon and Scallop roll and there is a full selection of breakfasts available as well and it is a proper old school greasy spoon type affair open from 3am to 10am Monday to Saturday.......anyone up for a ride to Billingsgate on a Saturday in spring?

Sounds like a terrific idea. I’d be up for that if we’re around. I give less than an hour before some bright spark suggests how your lovely idea can be turned into a DIY  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 18 December, 2018, 12:12:13 pm
 ;D It won't be me. I think my plan would be to ride in for ~5 or 6am have breakfast, Cycle Super Highway to the City for a little bit of Tourist type riding then a train home from Liverpool street.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 December, 2018, 12:42:09 pm
Yep, it's got potential, an early in is preferable from my experience of cycling across London. Fully recommend the train to escape metropolitan Essex on the way back :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 December, 2018, 01:15:52 pm
If the date fits then I'd be interested. Obviously I'd need to link up somewhere on route.

For the return route I would stick to the Lea Valley path, so away from traffic.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 December, 2018, 05:26:41 pm
(https://beta-static.photobucket.com/images/y387/Tomskinessex/0/82e461de-4efe-469e-aab0-e62471a2d8b2-original.jpg?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds) (https://beta.photobucket.com/u/Tomskinessex/p/82e461de-4efe-469e-aab0-e62471a2d8b2)

     Merry Christmas to All Our ACME Chums!

     ACME cloth badges: one free per member, £1 each for extras. I shall be carrying a stash in my saddlebag, but if you can't wait until I see you, I will post for the price of a stamp.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 December, 2018, 05:42:51 pm
Tomsk, could you bring a stash to Epiphany?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 December, 2018, 05:45:42 pm
Tomsk, could you bring a stash to Epiphany?

Yup, ok!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 December, 2018, 06:25:03 pm
Brill thanks Santa Tomsk!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 January, 2019, 08:27:16 am
Happy New Year ACME and YACF chums  :-* :thumbsup:

See you on Saturday  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 January, 2019, 08:57:05 am
 :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 January, 2019, 10:00:35 pm
Just finished my holiday reading: 'Why We Sleep. [The New Science of Sleep and Dreams]' by Matthew Walker. A wide ranging survey of all aspects of sleep in relation to mental and physical health, childhood and adolescent brain development, work, ageing etc etc. Quite technical, but written for the general reader, as well as the medically trained and with clear explanations and illustrations. Some very pertinent stuff on sleep deprivation [in relation to shift work, long haul airline pilots and so on] relevant to Audax riders.

If anyone is interested I'll happily lend it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 January, 2019, 10:39:10 am
Morning All, Colchester Bike Kitchen have arranged a Bike Jumble for the 23rd Feb up at ReCycle in Wormingford. Buying and selling opportunities available and I suspect there will be some good stuff available.

https://colchesterbikekitchen.org.uk/jumble/ (https://colchesterbikekitchen.org.uk/jumble/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 January, 2019, 11:27:07 am
Morning All, Colchester Bike Kitchen have arranged a Bike Jumble for the 23rd Feb up at ReCycle in Wormingford. Buying and selling opportunities available and I suspect there will be some good stuff available.

https://colchesterbikekitchen.org.uk/jumble/ (https://colchesterbikekitchen.org.uk/jumble/)

I'm interested in taking a table - it'll motivate me to have a bit of a bike shed clear-out. If anyone has odd items that wouldn't warrant their own table, I'd be happy to sell stuff for them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 17 January, 2019, 12:53:34 pm
I'm interested in taking a table - it'll motivate me to have a bit of a bike shed clear-out. If anyone has odd items that wouldn't warrant their own table, I'd be happy to sell stuff for them.

Yes please  :thumbsup:

I've got a few new/little used items that could do with a new home. Happy to share costs. Is there a size limit if I drop things off with you ... ie will you be driving there or cycling? Two potential items I have are a Park Tools stand and a Tacx turbo trainer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 January, 2019, 09:51:35 am
Table booked  :thumbsup:

I'll be taking  a car-load to the jumble.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 February, 2019, 10:49:29 am
Welcome to MEMWNS central.

It was a new venue for the MEMWNS collective last night.  The Cross Keys at White Notley was picked after triangulating the starting points of all our regular members, uploading the Essex CAMRA guide and merging our strava heat maps before feeding the results into the patent ACME locateapubivator.  Or possibly just picking somewhere almost exactly half way between Stortford and Mersea.  Whatever, it was a nice pub and we were made very welcome.

Sadly, the same cannot be said for the weather.  It is a truism that it rains far less than we think and we do tend to be fairly lucky on Wednesdays but last night was fairly grim in the end, anyway more of that later.

It was just starting to rain/sleet heavily when I arrived at the Cross Keys to find OD, Huggy, the Hustler, Hotblack, Toby's Dad, Tokyo Sex Whale, Baron Adonis, Tomsk, Flóki Vilgerðarson and a nice warm fire.  We were soon joined by Bruce who is more used to the heat of the outback than a cold and wet Essex night.

We sampled Dirty Rucker by Wadsworth, Adnams and the ever excellent Oscar Wilde Mild which duly took the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award.

It is possible that those at the far end of the L-shaped table were discussing matters of great import such as Audax points and their favourite AAA rides but we had OD at our end of the table so were discussing the best weatherproof guyliner for improved cycling selfies, the eighth wonder of the world that is some juniper berries in a glass of G&T and the patriarchical ideology behind the phallic symbolism of PBP.  All this was rather distracting me from my actual mission to make a last ditch effort to persuade Huggy to come to France in August and tow/guide me round.  At one point I thought he was about 25/75 in favour but I think that has now slipped back again.  Thanks OD, I will blame any issues I have over there whilst relying on the Strangler's old school navigation skills on you.

At some point, having consulted his rain radar or some seaweed or just being sensible, Adonis crept off with Toby's Dad.  Apparently they managed to find a weather window and reached home before the rain came down.  I feel unable to express how pleased I am for them.

As ever, I was coerced into staying for another by Tokyo and Hotblack - if only to smirk at OD enjoying his sherry.  By the time we left the wind was starting to pick up but it was dry.  That lasted about ten minutes.  By Silver End I was riding into a wall of sleety rain.  It was one of those windy nights where even when it is behind you it is still against you as it howls around the hedgerows.  The last few miles to my offshore lair were ridden at a snail's pace (ie my usual speed but with much more effort) right into the wind, a particular highlight being the open section on the Strood just after 1am where it must have been hitting 40 plus right into my face with added rain for good measure.  Even after hot chocolate and watching the football, it still took a good half hour in bed to get remotely warm. 

All this will just make the summer evenings all the more enjoyable.





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 07 February, 2019, 12:52:15 pm
Table booked  :thumbsup:

I'll be taking  a car-load to the jumble.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 February, 2019, 08:49:00 pm
I have discover the epitome of bliss: sitting in your nice warm caravan somewhere in Norfolk reading one of ted’s carefully honed MEMWNS ride reports. Bliss.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 February, 2019, 04:06:44 pm
Folks, just to check, other than myself and GS is anyone else in for the BCM this year? We're just discussing travel and accommodation.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 12 February, 2019, 08:28:23 pm
Me.  I have got Fri afternoon and Mon off work, but have not booked anything else. Would welcome an opportunity to join along with travel and accommodation if it fits in with your plans.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 February, 2019, 08:32:41 am
Sent you a PM Straggler!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 February, 2019, 01:24:19 pm
Love is in the air.

It was the MEMWNS valentine's special last night. I say that but neither of our pairs of newly weds managed to make it.  At least we had Bruce and Sheila who took the opportunity to have a mid-ride candlelit dinner for three (Jiber taking the role of third wheel).  After all, nothing quite says "I love you" like a winter 200k DIY followed by watching Jiber inhale a burger and chips.

In fairness Stanners also made the effort to catch up with his Nick but whoever said that absence makes the heart grow fonder may have missed the mark here.  They sat at different tables and barely said a word, maybe that's just how they roll.

It was a lovely mild ride over to the Hurdlemakers.  I even added some gratuitous kms it was so pleasant.  Somehow I managed to arrive on time for once so was finally able to check that the Witham peloton don't just rock up at 8.30 and start sampling.  As well as the three diners, Stanners and Nik's Nick, we had Tomsk, the Hustler, Huggy, Hotblack, Oaky, Albert Steptoe and Alexander Smollett.

Huggy looked even more doddery than usual as we entered the pub.  Not content with measuring the specific gravity of his homebrew, he had decided to extend his experiments with gravity to bike riding but had failed to avoid the ground when the inevitable happened.  Apparently Smollett had tried his best to fall over on the same patch of diesel but, for once, had managed to stay upright.

We sampled Mortal Wombat by Elgood, Shalford's Mild, Sagger Maker by Mighty Oak and Virtue by Bishop Nick. Shalford's Mild took the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award but only after some controversy with at least one judge opting to stick with that brew rather than sample the equally excellent Virtue.  The terms of reference for the QCA sub-committee are now being reviewed and a consultation paper will be circulated in due course.

It was difficult to keep up with the conversations across the three tables but there seemed to be more audaxy chat than usual with various wild rides under discussion and, inevitably, PBP.  Huggy is still keeping his choice of start group close to his chest but everyone else seems to be going with 90 hours.  All that remains now (apart from the small matters of qualifying and achieving some fitness) is to ensure that the Hustler is not talked into riding fixed - it will be that much harder to draft behind him for 1211km if he does.

For a mild night it was bloody cold when we left the pub and it didn't warm up as I headed back to the coast but I would take a night like that in February any time. 

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 February, 2019, 01:38:55 pm
13 was a good turnout, and another lady  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 15 February, 2019, 10:07:07 am
It was reasonably inconvenient that other people decided to sit in the same part of the pub as us and therefore restrict furniture rearrangement for a more social seating set up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 February, 2019, 02:47:48 pm
Roll call for August - when is everyone starting after yesterday evening's switches ?

The Hustler and I are both 18.15 and the Strangler is 19.15.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 19 February, 2019, 03:19:27 pm
I am still 18:00 (decided to let the hares go first)

Psyclist is now 18:15

So if I am at the back of the field and you guys are at the front of yours we should be fairly close together

Roll call for August - when is everyone starting after yesterday evening's switches ?

The Hustler and I are both 18.15 and the Strangler is 19.15.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 19 February, 2019, 04:24:08 pm
Roll call for August - when is everyone starting after yesterday evening's switches ?

The Hustler and I are both 18.15 and the Strangler is 19.15.

I am 19:00.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 February, 2019, 04:25:41 pm
I'm still not in, though this might change on Sunday night...

Good news for Huggy though eh  Ted!   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 February, 2019, 04:45:48 pm
Huggy still hasn't told me when he was leaving but I don't think the 84h group times have changed so it will be his original time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 February, 2019, 05:15:10 pm
Huggy still hasn't told me when he was leaving but I don't think the 84h group times have changed so it will be his original time.

Well done huggster.  I'm sure your hard won experience will be a huge advantage to the newbies
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 February, 2019, 05:18:00 pm

Well done huggster.  I'm sure your hard won experience will be a huge advantage to the newbies

Well it would be if he wasn't determined to ride with the semi-pro 84h lot, unsociable git  ::-)

He will see the light and join the ACME B or C peloton I hope.  It just wouldn't be the same without his cool head and sergeant major style discipline and shouting.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 February, 2019, 05:20:36 pm

Well done huggster.  I'm sure your hard won experience will be a huge advantage to the newbies

Well it would be if he wasn't determined to ride with the semi-pro 84h lot, unsociable git  ::-)


Fing is, when you're as accomplished as our huggy it's hard not to be ambitious.  He's and inspiration to you all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 February, 2019, 09:09:47 am
 :-X
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 February, 2019, 09:11:13 am
:-X

This means huggy’s doing PBP. He’s a man of few words.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 February, 2019, 09:13:33 am
:-X

This means huggy’s doing PBP. He’s a man of few words.
It means there isn't a yacf emoji for a single finger salute while I trundle off in the opposite direction to France in August.

Advance notice for MEMWNS Wednesday evening refreshment gatherings until at least the end of August:
There will be an Independent Group table where conversation will be void of mention about That French Ride.  Two members have so far pledged support to the splinter group; beer and Merlot will be on the chosen list of beverages.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 February, 2019, 09:46:51 am
That’s a very good idea. But I wonder what Uncle Jeremy will think.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 20 February, 2019, 10:18:09 am
Uncle Jeremy would no doubt tell you that you signed up to ACME in full knowledge of their underlying PBP manifesto and any defections from the party line will not be tolerated. He also would be neither supporting or not supporting a European venture.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 February, 2019, 11:26:09 am
The only problem with not sitting on the PBP table is that it’ll be more difficult to take the piss.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 20 February, 2019, 11:51:58 am
I think there should be an ACME People's Vote on whether huggy is doing PBP or not.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 February, 2019, 12:20:20 pm
I think there should be an ACME People's Vote on whether huggy is doing PBP or not.

That is a terrific idea  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 February, 2019, 12:28:34 pm
:-X

This means huggy’s doing PBP. He’s a man of few words.
It means there isn't a yacf emoji for a single finger salute while I trundle off in the opposite direction to France in August.

Advance notice for MEMWNS Wednesday evening refreshment gatherings until at least the end of August:
There will be an Independent Group table where conversation will be void of mention about That French Ride.  Two members have so far pledged support to the splinter group; beer and Merlot will be on the chosen list of beverages.
I know I am by no means a regular these days (was I ever) but you can make it 3. I must avoid PBP discussion, it would be a very large expensive exercise for me!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 February, 2019, 12:35:07 pm
Uncle Jeremy would no doubt tell you that you signed up to ACME in full knowledge of their underlying PBP manifesto and any defections from the party line will not be tolerated. He also would be neither supporting or not supporting a European venture.

When Fiona Bruce sees sense and decides to do Question Time from The Compasses we’ll get you on the panel.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 20 February, 2019, 12:53:58 pm
:-X

This means huggy’s doing PBP. He’s a man of few words.
It means there isn't a yacf emoji for a single finger salute while I trundle off in the opposite direction to France in August.

Advance notice for MEMWNS Wednesday evening refreshment gatherings until at least the end of August:
There will be an Independent Group table where conversation will be void of mention about That French Ride.  Two members have so far pledged support to the splinter group; beer and Merlot will be on the chosen list of beverages.
I know I am by no means a regular these days (was I ever) but you can make it 3. I must avoid PBP discussion, it would be a very large expensive exercise for me!

This is starting to look like the rebellion of the colonials. I have no desire to do PBP again. Plotting a tour of the Baltics (eurovelo 10/and 13) and a foray into Finland without the crowds and without the pressure and after two PBPs I just want to see something new.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 February, 2019, 07:08:53 pm
Roll call for August - when is everyone starting after yesterday evening's switches ?

The Hustler and I are both 18.15 and the Strangler is 19.15.

I am 19:00.

Now 19:00 also ... correction - 18:15, had a hard day!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 February, 2019, 01:36:53 pm
Last night's MEMWNS was supposed to be an invite only VIP event, with the guest list restricted to three.

Unfortunately, Tomsk, Elias Hoseason and I were interrupted by a couple of gatecrashers; firstly by a member of one of those New Zealand biker gangs you read about and then by Jiber - who clearly thought that disguising himself as a clown would allow him to pass unnoticed.

The kiwi biker guy claimed to have ridden to Cambridge earlier that day but it was unclear whether that was on his mighty hog or an actual bike.  Judging by the state of him, I suspect the former but he talked a good game. 

The VIP venue was the Orange Tree who were hosting a JW Lees brewery tap takeover - poor on beer miles but good on taste.

We sampled their moonraker, founders, original lager, bitter, cosmic brew, dragon's fire, Manchester pale ale and stout.  With Jiber brought off the subs bench of the Quaffers committee, the cosmic brew was declared the Quaffers' Choice.

That French Ride was not discussed but there was plenty of technical chat about Jiber's Garmin scales (did anyone else even know that was an actual thing ?), Elias halving his weight in two years and how to sell things at a bike jumble sale.

It was a lot colder than I had expected when I got off the train (certainly a lot colder than it had been at 10am on the way in).  By the time I was crossing from the mainland to my hidden island retreat, the Garmin was showing zero degrees but it has been an absolute pleasure riding during the past couple of weeks of unseasonable weather so who's counting.

Next week we are back to our usual open door policy so all the riff raff of mid-Essex will be able to attend as normal.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 February, 2019, 11:55:40 pm
Next week we are back to our usual open door policy so all the riff raff of mid-Essex will be able to attend as normal.

To Witham's Woolie by all accounts!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 01 March, 2019, 11:29:32 am
Next week we are back to our usual open door policy so all the riff raff of mid-Essex will be able to attend as normal.

To Witham's Woolie by all accounts!

Special request:
Please don't change it! I'm unable to ride at the moment due to breathing issues (i.e. I can't sufficiently without a load of drugs) but am really missing the Wed nights. This would mean I can at least make this one - and perhaps Witham-based other halves could join in too. I also think a bottle of Merlot shared would be priceless to my recovery  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 March, 2019, 11:32:59 am
Noted, the Woolie it is!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 March, 2019, 07:28:03 pm
The kiwi biker guy claimed to have ridden to Cambridge earlier that day but it was unclear whether that was on his mighty hog or an actual bike.  Judging by the state of him, I suspect the former but he talked a good game. 
I do not ride a hog. The good MRS Toppers informed me a hog would make it look like a mid life crisis!  ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 March, 2019, 01:52:56 pm
Return of the Bobb

Whilst the Viper at Fryerning proved to be a step too far for the intrepid Fandango, we still managed a good turnout at what is really a bit of an outlier for MEMWNS.  Unless, that is, you happen to live in Chelmsford.  In fact, it's almost as if somebody has taken over the forward planning and worked it around their training schedule  ;)

I made my own way up TMNH (to avoid the embarrassment of holding up the Witham peloton) and met Thomas Cochrane at his usual lurking spot outside the Generals.

We were soon joined by the Hustler, Hotblack and NWAFT none of whom even seemed to be puffing.  Immediately we set off at a furious pace through the Hanningfields to Fryerning.  Following behind Hotblack (albeit briefly as he accelerated away), I noticed that his cassette basically consisted of several sprockets of almost identical size.  Apparently, he was running 39/53 and 12-21 so although he was changing gear regularly, it can't have been making much difference.

The Viper was heaving when we got there which is always encouraging when you have a good old-fashioned country pub.  Tomsk, the guy from the Stanway Mongrel Mob, Bobb and Joergen were already in place and sampling. We were soon joined by Gordon Burns.  It wasn't always easy to hear properly in such a busy pub so I didn't quite work out whether that was Gordon completing his MEMWNs SR or just doing the 400k leg. 

Sadly, the conversation then slipped into some deep geekdom - probably inevitable when you have that sort of concentration of IT bods.  While Tomsk nodded sagely and pretended he knew what 12x12 squares meant, the Hustler and I did Gareth Cheeseman impersonations and wondered why we had never seen Alan Partridge and OD together at the same time. 

We also discussed Gordon's forthcoming assault on the Tour Divide.  We were all pretending to be fairly blasé about a 4,400k ride but the masks slipped when he mentioned it was offroad.  No wonder the ballroom in the east wing of Stortford Manor has been turned into TD HQ.  As well as an extensive library dealing with subjects as widely spread as avoiding bear attacks, living off roadkill and how to squeal like a piggy, he is also building a papier mache scale model of the whole route with the exact gradients. 

We sampled Heresy by Bishop Nick, Brewers Gold by Crouch Vale and Blackwater Mild by Crouch Vale all of which were excellent but Brewers Gold took the Quaffers' Choice Award by a whisker having served as an ideal recovery drink after the trauma of trying to keep up on the way to the pub.  Even in shorts and a thin top, I was a sweaty mess by the time I reached that drink.

It was still warm when we left the pub so no need to add knee warmers.  Apologies to the peloton for "sprinting" off down New London Road in Chelmsford.  I suddenly realised that I could just catch a train which would deliver me to Marks Tey at exactly the right time to avoid the high tide on the way home.  Needless to say, having sped off to the station and arrived just in time to catch the train, it was delayed by 7 minutes.  At least the timing worked as I passed the fire engine that waits on the island during high tides just as it was leaving.  I didn't manage to beat the street lights though.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 March, 2019, 07:42:22 pm
Nice write-up of proceedings Ted, save a few technical inaccuracies  :)

ACME on the Cycling Podcast

This weeks edition of the Cycling Podcast features none other than our very own Soupy, the self-promoted lithe racing demon.

Soupy asked a very articulate question, along the lines of what can one do if you only weigh 60kg and as a consequence you suffer from the conditions through the autumn and winter.

The not so articulate answer can be summarised as ‘eat more’!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 March, 2019, 08:45:37 am
^ And Soupy is going up to the Beeb in Salford for a short internship on the Bespoke podcast in the near future  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 24 March, 2019, 09:34:25 am
^ And Soupy is going up to the Beeb in Salford for a short internship on the Bespoke podcast in the near future  :thumbsup:

Superb news. Good luck Soupy, another very useful opportunity.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 March, 2019, 12:08:41 pm
Allo allo et bienvenue a Nouvion.

A PBP year will always bring a French flavour to our nocturnal excursions and with OD heading off to French France on a prolonged sojourn there was all the more reason to hold our first French themed evening.

The venue, was Les Malteurs in Heybridge, seldom visited but well regarded.  I arrived to find Joergen sitting in the corner still trying to digest his romantic dinner for one - small wonder, the food on his plate matched his trademark labourer's hi-viz tabard that he so loves.

We were soon joined by Tomsk, the Hustler, le Duc de la Taquin, OD and Abraham Duquesne.

With Grays' pubs the selection can be a bit hit and miss and last night's was nothing like as good as on our last visit when we had the famous "best stout ever".  We managed to sample No. 88 by Colchester Brewery and Polar Beer by Wibblers with the former taking the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award.

There wasn't much chat about the French Ride, it being banned, but we did manage to discuss a bit of logistics.  Tomsk is taking the hairshirt option and riding there via Auchterarder with his wild camping kit in his carradice.  Meanwhile Joergen is book-ending his trip with recuperative stays at the George V where he has booked one of those things where small fish nibble the soles of your feet.  Actually, I may have misheard, perhaps he was nibbling several feet of small fish whilst alone or maybe he was stealing the souls of fishermen while he nibbled - it makes no odds, he would be equally happy with any of those options as long as no mushrooms were involved.

OD was quieter than usual as he is extremely busy loading action shots of himself on to his instagram account for his new John Noakes lookalike venture.  No one had the heart to tell him that John Noakes is not quite the megastar in France that he is here.   On the couple of occasions when he did manage to raise his head from his 'phone, he joined our discourse on auto-icons, Saxondale. homeland security and whipping.

It was a pleasure to be out on a rare windless evening and there was still no need for knee warmers on the way home.  With BST imminent, we can revert to the strict more miles less beer regime that we adopted in 2015 (Joergen, please note which way round the regime works - "road beers" are not part of the solution here).

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 March, 2019, 12:48:09 pm
I do believe it is Papa d'Oscar's last Wednesday on 28th April, so a suitable French-themed send-off might be in order at the 'Rose et Couronne' in Maldon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 28 March, 2019, 01:33:45 pm
I must admit, I do look forward to seeing which character I am on each write-up.  Last week's character was particularly fascinating, with a wiki entry here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Cochrane,_10th_Earl_of_Dundonald although this week's character does keep up with the French connection, even if he fought for the Swedes!

This is the link to the "Boring Talks" about the Auto-Icon https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06s091q of Jeremy Bentham at UCL.  An interesting listen, even if it dispels some myths and legends that were better than the truth!





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 March, 2019, 01:45:41 pm
Cochrane is a bit of a hero of mine and is considered to be the inspiration behind Jack Aubrey.

I read a good book about him - needless to say, I can't remember what it was called but I should have it at home somewhere.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 March, 2019, 02:08:17 pm
Entertaining as usual... road beer made it home unopened... might pop it tonight whilst shouting at the telly...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 March, 2019, 02:17:54 pm
As long as your carer is on hand, you should be alright.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 April, 2019, 02:18:32 pm
I can't be bothered to write up the whole of yesterday evening's events suffice to say that there was a good turnout with added WAG goodness and it was chuffin' cold on the way home from The Compasses.  However...

Our psyclist is doing the Tour Divide next year (he may have mentioned it  ::-)  :-* ) and there is every chance he might encounter bears hell bent on eating him.  Me and jibers were very keen to offer advice on how not to get eaten by bears, clearly jiber's extensive knowledge of alpacas was dead handy as was my ability to spout bullshit on just about any subject under the sun.  So, if you have any tips on how not to get eaten by a bear (or indeed a mountain lion) psyclist will, I'm sure, be very grateful to hear them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 April, 2019, 06:15:17 pm
I can't be bothered to write up the whole of yesterday evening's events suffice to say that there was a good turnout with added WAG goodness and it was chuffin' cold on the way home from The Compasses.  However...

Our psyclist is doing the Tour Divide next year (he may have mentioned it  ::-)  :-* ) and there is every chance he might encounter bears hell bent on eating him.  Me and jibers were very keen to offer advice on how not to get eaten by bears, clearly jiber's extensive knowledge of alpacas was dead handy as was my ability to spout bullshit on just about any subject under the sun.  So, if you have any tips on how not to get eaten by a bear (or indeed a mountain lion) psyclist will, I'm sure, be very grateful to hear them.

This is too easy sometimes... caravans, bears &... well... knowing me, knowing you...  :thumbsup:

https://youtu.be/t0QOl7nqfQc
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 April, 2019, 06:35:13 pm
Cruel  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 April, 2019, 07:06:07 pm
It's almost like it was filmed last night in the pub!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 April, 2019, 07:11:06 pm
It's almost like it was filmed last night in the pub!

Joss does Candid Camera!  Shame the bugger couldn’t film the gits who fly tipped in the bike shed!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 April, 2019, 07:40:42 pm
It's almost like it was filmed last night in the pub!

Joss does Candid Camera!  Shame the bugger couldn’t film the gits who fly tipped in the bike shed!

Stock for Bonfire night?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 April, 2019, 09:17:48 pm
News:

1] ACME Dynamite Singletons are GO! Route approved by the organiser and brevets have arrived in the post today. :thumbsup:

2] Deano_44 successfully rode Gavin and Stacey 400km permanent the weekend before last [report over on the thread in Audax], and Ian Bird [notp, I think] did a Flatliner 600k, starting and finishing in Cambridge - CHAPEAUX!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 April, 2019, 11:15:59 pm
Wow - that's great stuff - well done Dean - it's tougher than expected that ride!

In other news there appears to be a few of us interested in watching Paris-Roubaix in Colchester on Sunday - anyone else interested in riding there please PM me or collar me in the boozer tomorrow night...

12:30 ColVelo event
Queen St Brewhouse
7 - 9 Queen Street, CO1 2PG Colchester, Essex

Quote
The Classics are back!
Join us at the Queen St. Brewhouse for Paris -Roubaix LIVE on the big screen.

Andy has very kindly invited us back again to the brewhouse to watch the Hell of the North while supping on Belgian recovery tonics.

This year's charity sweepstakes will be in aid of Colchester Food Bank and St. Helena Hospice, we'll also be taking donations for the food bank on the day too. The prize is a hipster gravelo starter kit, see the event comments for a photo!

Hopefully see you on Sunday
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 April, 2019, 07:34:26 am
I'll fit in a 200km on Sunday and catch up on Paris-Roubaix later. Soupy and I went to the Brewhouse last year - good atmosphere and Belgian beer  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 11 April, 2019, 01:56:37 pm
News:

1] ACME Dynamite Singletons are GO! Route approved by the organiser and brevets have arrived in the post today. :thumbsup:

2] Deano_44 successfully rode Gavin and Stacey 400km permanent the weekend before last [report over on the thread in Audax], and Ian Bird [notp, I think] did a Flatliner 600k, starting and finishing in Cambridge - CHAPEAUX!

How about that? I made the news! Thanks.

Also brevet cards for the Arrow team I’m in have arrived (I have been informed.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 April, 2019, 07:20:25 pm
News:

1] ACME Dynamite Singletons are GO! Route approved by the organiser and brevets have arrived in the post today. :thumbsup:

2] Deano_44 successfully rode Gavin and Stacey 400km permanent the weekend before last [report over on the thread in Audax], and Ian Bird [notp, I think] did a Flatliner 600k, starting and finishing in Cambridge - CHAPEAUX!

How about that? I made the news! Thanks.

Also brevet cards for the Arrow team I’m in have arrived (I have been informed.)

It's a seriously big achievement, especially so early in the season, when most of us [or is it just me  ;D] are worried silly about a flat 400km Arrow [with a tailwind ... ] and worthy of broadcasting. I'll return your validated brevet on Saturday and save your SAE ok?

Maybe we'll see your semi-ACME team on the road, as well as in York.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 12 April, 2019, 10:19:44 am

[with a tailwind ... ]


Is that a promise?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 12 April, 2019, 03:06:44 pm
Hi Tomsk,

Forgot to reply yesterday but I am happy to pick up the brevet tomorrow. No rush  :)

Best wishes
Dean
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 April, 2019, 06:44:31 pm
Have we got a current price list and stock of ACME gear - there's a chap on twitter who would like to buy a jersey - Huggy, are you the best one for me to point him in the direction of? (I have his email etc)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 15 April, 2019, 08:19:00 pm
Have we got a current price list and stock of ACME gear - there's a chap on twitter who would like to buy a jersey - Huggy, are you the best one for me to point him in the direction of? (I have his email etc)
Short sleeve jerseys are £45 (plus P&P if necessary). Remember to go at least one size up on usual.
The stock is split between Tomsk and me right now but between us we should be able to source one from stock.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 15 April, 2019, 10:48:23 pm
there's a chap on twitter who would like to buy a jersey

I got speaking to an ACB rider on the Dorset Coast who wanted to get an ACME jersey, wonder if it’s the same person.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 April, 2019, 11:59:38 pm
It is :) he reckons a large size not sure if he was thinking ls or ss though?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 April, 2019, 07:51:02 am
I'm recruiting helpers for Iddu's Are You Abbey Yet 600km on Saturday 11th May: Coggeshall control, 12:00 - 20:00. The field will be small, around 50 riders, and more spread out than last time as the start has been moved. Ideally 4 helpers in total, which was fine last time - two on the desk, one supervising DIY sandwiches and cake, drinks etc, with also one to keep an eye on bikes outside, as the entrance is on a public path from car parks to the shops. We can shop at the nearby Co-op and set things up from about 11:00. There shouldn't be a long 'tail' so hopefully not hanging around to the bitter end.

Also, I need a few helpers for The Flatlands breakfast on Saturday 18th May:
if you're riding would you consider getting here at 05:00 to help with the catering and car park? As there are a huge number of entries [much like last PBP year] I'll encourage riders to park in the town and the breakfast will be simply 'grab and go' - bananas, pastries and cereal bars, DIY drinks. I think toast and cereal will be too tricky. If it's fine weather, some can be set up outside as I did for The Horsepower. There will be a sleepover at St Mary's Room so another breakfast going on there, which will also need supervising.

I'm hoping to do a Helpers' Ride during the week leading up - there's the option of the weekend before if you're not helping on Iddu's event - Wilkyboy has indicated he will ride then.

Helpers for the arrivee at the Angel and Harp welcome too, 09:00 to 22:00 Sunday 19th! Especially the busy bulge from about 16:00 to the end.

Thank you,
Tomsk
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 April, 2019, 01:12:34 pm
11th May is free for me at the moment from what I can see... so you could put me down for that

18th clashes with the Great North Road 400km which I haven't entered yet but is in my "want to do" pile.. so a 'maybe' for that...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 18 April, 2019, 01:46:33 pm
Tom - I've had to scratch from actually riding Are Ewe Abbey, but should be available to help out for at least part of the day. Will let you know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 30 April, 2019, 01:33:48 pm
Tom

I'm afraid I'm working 11/12 May and am away 18/19 May
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 April, 2019, 02:02:23 pm
I'm riding Are Ewe Abbey Yet, but still waiting for Nik's Nick to let me know who he has arranged to pace me now that he has pulled out ...

I'm out on 18th May, but should be fine to help from 4pm onwards on the 19th.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 April, 2019, 02:34:27 pm
I can be available for at least some, if not all, of Saturday 11th May: Coggeshall control, 12:00 - 20:00.  Can probably do hall key collection on the Friday lunchtime too if needed.
I should be okay for breakfast on Saturday 18th May and pm on the 19th.

I won't be riding either of the 600km events on the day or on the helpers' ride!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 05 May, 2019, 07:33:23 pm
Quick one for the acme and any Essex folk. Going to Hatfield forest tomorrow on the bike. I'm taking the tourer so going to use the flitch way. I have some memory that it gets a little rough somewhere around Dunmow. Can anyone confirm what it's like. I done fancy it becoming COR
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 May, 2019, 08:16:21 pm
Flitch Way is bad coming into Dunmow [Byway 57 from railway line to outskirts of town on the Chelmsford Rd], west side is ok though. Concrete blocks have been placed recently to deter 4x4s, but may still be rough. it's only abou half a mile, but not good if wet and muddy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 May, 2019, 08:21:23 pm
Quick one for the acme and any Essex folk. Going to Hatfield forest tomorrow on the bike. I'm taking the tourer so going to use the flitch way. I have some memory that it gets a little rough somewhere around Dunmow. Can anyone confirm what it's like. I done fancy it becoming COR

To be safe, you might want to route on the road between Little Dunmow and Buttley's Lane. The worst bits I think are just to the east of Chelmsford Road. Otherwise I've always found the surface to be fine on wide road tyres.

The following map might help ... https://www.friends-of-the-flitch-way.org.uk/uploads/7/2/3/8/72389725/dunmow_routes.pdf (https://www.friends-of-the-flitch-way.org.uk/uploads/7/2/3/8/72389725/dunmow_routes.pdf)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 05 May, 2019, 08:53:17 pm
Thanks. I have done it before but used to be on my mountain bike. I'll come off at little Dunmow and go from there
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 06 May, 2019, 11:06:27 am
Due to my legs not really wanting to work today I ended up joining it at little Dunmow. It's doable apart from the tank trap concrete blocks at Dunmow
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 May, 2019, 02:20:39 pm
Who’s the ACME videographer these days? We need a promo video, inspired by the following that was put together for Oveja Negra, a bag maker in the US:

https://vimeo.com/328897001 (https://vimeo.com/328897001)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2019, 09:15:32 am
Asparagus & Strawberries 400km helpers' ride anyone?
The proposal is to start the morning of Saturday 25th May to go ride the usual route and make sure the roads are still there and that the Reedham Ferry cocktail bar will be open for the crossing on the 1st June.
As it's a bank holiday weekend you'll have an extra day to recover before having to return to Real Life.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 13 May, 2019, 10:55:16 am
As I'm away for the actual event,  that sounds like a good idea.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 13 May, 2019, 11:10:32 am
Also away for the event itself, so this has its attractions. Will see if I'm allowed out to play.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 13 May, 2019, 12:33:27 pm
I'm up for the helpers ride on 25th/26th May

Trains between Manningtree and Norwich or Woodbridge are bus replacements for the whole of the Bank Holiday weekend (25th to 27th May) due to track works by Network Rail, so maybe some variations to the timetable for routes into Manningtree from Witham etc. Shouldn't be any problem getting bikes on trains that are running though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 13 May, 2019, 01:42:52 pm
I should be OK for the 25/26th.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2019, 01:46:44 pm
Looks like a nice group coming together with maybe Tomsk to declare and GS is in for the ride by PM  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 13 May, 2019, 02:31:12 pm
Looks like a nice group coming together with maybe Tomsk to declare and GS is in for the ride by PM  :thumbsup:

Tomsk was planning to do the route check for the Flatlands yesterday/today.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2019, 04:24:17 pm
Is there going to be anyone left to tow me round the calendar event  :(  ?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 June, 2019, 02:58:51 pm
We now need a controller for the 'Yorkshire via Essex' Boars Head, Dunmow checkpoint on Saturday 22nd - roughly 11:45 to 17:25. Collect control signs, banner & ACME stamp from my house and sit outside in the sun for a couple of hours or so [assuming no riders have a major set-back ... ] - funds for lunch and beer available!

Any takers? My aim is to ride Fenland Friends, so this very pleasant duty is available to a willing volunteer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 June, 2019, 05:24:17 pm
We now need a controller for the 'Yorkshire via Essex' Boars Head, Dunmow checkpoint on Saturday 22nd - roughly 11:45 to 17:25. Collect control signs, banner & ACME stamp from my house and sit outside in the sun for a couple of hours or so [assuming no riders have a major set-back ... ] - funds for lunch and beer available!

Any takers? My aim is to ride Fenland Friends, so this very pleasant duty is available to a willing volunteer.

I'm still questioning the wisdom of riding >400km at the moment so happy to be standby if need be for this (it's a good excuse not to ride!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 June, 2019, 08:17:19 pm
We have a Boars Head controller for Yorkshire Via Essex  :thumbsup:

The Flatlands has now been homologated, so I have paid my euros to Audax Club Parisien and entered the French Ride.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 June, 2019, 09:23:50 pm

The Flatlands has now been homologated, so I have paid my euros to Audax Club Parisien and entered the French Ride.  :thumbsup:

Mine hasn't  :(  It is no longer showing as Provisional but there is no ACP number as yet.

If only I knew someone in authority at AUK...Hang on, I do, Huggy where are you ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 06 June, 2019, 10:09:56 pm

The Flatlands has now been homologated, so I have paid my euros to Audax Club Parisien and entered the French Ride.  :thumbsup:

Mine hasn't  :(  It is no longer showing as Provisional but there is no ACP number as yet.

If only I knew someone in authority at AUK...Hang on, I do, Huggy where are you ?
nuffin I can do about it, I don’t have an ACP number for the ride either
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 07 June, 2019, 09:14:24 am
I will very soon be putting a top-up order of ACME short and long sleeve jerseys in to Blackmore, delivery may be end of July.  Are there any pre-order requests that I can accommodate in the stock order?
We currently hold these stock levels if anyone would like to add to their kit:
Race Fit (size up one or two labels!)
Mens SS - 1 x S, 3 x M, 2 x L, 4 x XXL, 3 x XXXL
Ladies SS - 2 x S, 2 x M
Mens LS - 1 x S, 1 x M
Gilet, windproof front - 3 x M, 2 x L, 1 x XL
Gilet - 1 x XS, 1 x S, 1 x M

Club Fit
Mens SS - L x 1
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 June, 2019, 09:07:05 pm
Looking after kids watching Wild Bill on ITV. Rob Lowe is a policeman from the US who comes to Boston (Lins) and the opening scene his him chasing cars through a cabbage field  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 12 June, 2019, 09:11:43 pm
Looking after kids watching Wild Bill on ITV. Rob Lowe is a policeman from the US who comes to Boston (Lins) and the opening scene his him chasing cars through a cabbage field  ;D


Ha ha. See Fenland Friends post!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 June, 2019, 11:16:18 am
Ha, what does Huggy know ?  He had an attack of CBA last night because the old boy thought the marquee would be damp.

In fact it was damp and also cold, unless, that is, you were the person who had remembered to pack something warm to wear  O:-)

I left home into a heavy shower so took the decision to go for a direct route (it turned out I was not alone in that).  I arrived early to hear the thunderous timbre of Joergen's Teeside tones explaining to the gaggle of locals that he was their stripper for the evening - deeply suppressed and painful memories of his Epiphany dinner "male stripper at a cyclist's hen night" ensemble bubbled to the surface but luckily he was just in his normal, if slightly luminous, clobber.

We were soon joined by Oaky, Michiel de Ruyter and a select Witham peloton of the Hustler and Hotblack.  A little later Bear Grylls turned up fresh from riding the Capstan Full Strength No.1 event across various bits of Nordic wilderness and full of tales of deadly critters and derring do.  His latest book "Survive like a Viking - how to forage in the 24 hour garages of Scandinavia" is sure to be another huge bestseller and I, for one, shall waste no time in reading it.

With Beer Festival Rules* in application, we found ourselves forming a queue behind Joergen as he painstakingly went through the entire list of ales with the barman (who was slowly losing the will to live) asking about condition, availability and location.  Having done so, he then produced a range of highlighter pens and a ruler and proceeded to colour code and mark each ale with a variety of symbols before finally ordering himself a half of Lancer.  The rest of us, meanwhile, were starting to worry about closing time and eyeing up our bidons wondering if perhaps water might not be so bad after all.  When we eventually reached the bar, we managed to sample; Bishop Nick's Heresy, Crouch Vale's Brewers Gold, Goffs' Lancer, Daleside's Leg Cutter, Courtyard's IPA and their Golden and Maldon's Panta.

Naturally with the full Quaffers' Committee and its office junior all present, we completely forgot to convene our judging panel so, on a unilateral basis, the Quaffers' Choice Award goes to Daleside's Leg Cutter.

We conversed in a number of European languages and suggested various new adventures for Bear while the rain hammered onto the roof of the marquee. 

Fortunately by the time it came to leave, the rain had all but stopped and it was a relatively mild ride home for February.  We should be in short sleeves and sandals not 27 layers like Michiel.

Next week Joergen is promising a far flung adventure - Colchester has even been mentioned  :o

* We get a number of enquiries here at MEMWNs HQ about these Rules so I thought it would be helpful if I set them out in full:

1.1(a)  There is no table service as it is the Hustler's night off.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 13 June, 2019, 11:29:13 am
Naturally with the full Quaffers' Committee and its office junior all present, we completely forgot to convene our judging panel so, on a unilateral basis, the Quaffers' Choice Award goes to Daleside's Leg Cutter.

Seconded
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 13 June, 2019, 02:35:22 pm
Thought you might all like to know that our friend who kicked us out of The Crown in Messing well before any kind of closing time was duly giving his marching orders very shortly after that night. I was speaking to a guy I know who is local and he said that other people had made comments about that same night which resulted in the sacking.

Maybe it could go back on the list for future?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 June, 2019, 03:05:12 pm
I never like to hear of people losing their jobs but I think he might be better suited to a non customer facing role!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 June, 2019, 04:24:55 pm
... and suggested various new adventures for Bear while the rain hammered onto the roof of the marquee. 

Was the South African race The Munga by any chance? The following description makes it sound almost appealing (my bold highlights):

There’s no tougher race in South Africa than this. A murderous 1,000km sprint from Bloemfontein to Wellington, through the Karoo, in the peak of summer. It’s a solo event for those who revel in the existentialism of South Africa’s great rural nothingness.

Headwinds, arthritis-inducing corrugated Karoo roads and 40-degree heat. If you suffer from agoraphobia this is not for you. If you can’t manage with only an hour or two’s worth of sleep whilst performing beyond the boundary of your endurance every 24 hours, it’s probably not for you either. Last year’s winning time was 58 hours and five minutes. Probably not a second of those were enjoyable.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 June, 2019, 04:40:55 pm
That is the very one.

He seemed to think there was some sort of requirement to be in a control point for a certain period each night but perhaps not.

The guy I was speaking to was practising using 28mm tyres at 60psi which he thought were huge and more than suitable.  Given that he is South African, he may know the parcours but I think he is being a little optimistic.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 June, 2019, 04:47:14 pm
That is the very one.

He seemed to think there was some sort of requirement to be in a control point for a certain period each night but perhaps not.

The guy I was speaking to was practising using 28mm tyres at 60psi which he thought were huge and more than suitable.  Given that he is South African, he may know the parcours but I think he is being a little optimistic.

Good news: I don't think they have bears in SA.

Bad news: they have lions and other scary stuff instead  :o 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 June, 2019, 04:58:17 pm
Hotblack calls them "critters".  I think he thinks because he grew up near Banham Zoo that he will be able to advise Bear on how to deal with said critters as he powers his way across the Karoo.

Let's be honest, Bear wouldn't make much of a meal anyway.  I'd be more worried about him getting blown away in the wind.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 June, 2019, 05:18:38 pm
I think you're right, Bear's best use would be as a toothpick for some of those critters.

He's so skinny he's practically a bag of bones on a bike. It wouldn't take much to reduce him to a sun bleached skeleton.

On a positive note, someone told me the best way to deter a lion or big cat attack is to wear a facemask on the back of your head. This is because they always try to attack from behind and if you're two-faced it's a bit confusing for them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 June, 2019, 05:25:30 pm
I wouldn't rely on that though, because a South African person has just told me that " that's a load of bull".

I think the best thing to do is to carry an ACME stick, just as your attacker opens their mouth wide to bite you in half, you jam it between their jaws and escape. I've seen it on the telly, it always works.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 June, 2019, 05:28:50 pm
Best leave the advice to an expert and we already have "I lived near a Zoo" Attenborough Hotblack for that.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 June, 2019, 05:36:09 pm
I think you're right.

The South African person has just told me that once upon a time She ran an 80km Ultramarathon through the Karoo. Apparently it'll be a lot easier on a bike and the lions are the least of your worries!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 June, 2019, 05:40:02 pm
I think you're right.

The South African person has just told me that once upon a time She ran an 80km Ultramarathon through the Karoo. Apparently it'll be a lot easier on a bike and the lions are the least of your worries!

Yeah - I was trying to remember the name of the jog she mentioned, seemed a bit like park run ++ but then I'm not a runner ;)

Oi - Dirk, you forgot to mention your "every day's a school day" in relation to packing garments  :thumbsup:

Suggestions for next wednesday welcome please - Somewhere scottish and kiwi friendly would be good...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 June, 2019, 07:17:48 pm
I don't think either of them have been banned from The New Inn yet. (Apparently they serve loadsa whisky too).

The  Oddy isn't fussy either( loadsa cider).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 June, 2019, 01:44:54 pm
WX looking thundery tomorrow, might roll in to Wednesday... I've got some work rubbish to resolve - if the manager has changed at Crown Messing, is that OK for peeps? (it's not Colchester admittedly - but almost there...)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 June, 2019, 06:00:21 pm
I can't remember who it was I was talking to about PROW maps but here's a good site that allows you to use the definitive map data from multiple local authorities - almost like OS but a little better as it's most up to date on rights of way.

http://www.rowmaps.com/

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 June, 2019, 06:43:37 pm
I can't remember who it was I was talking to about PROW maps but here's a good site that allows you to use the definitive map data from multiple local authorities - almost like OS but a little better as it's most up to date on rights of way.

http://www.rowmaps.com/

That's useful, thank you. A little bit clunky, but the map size can be manually increased by inputting the size that is desired, so that it becomes somewhat usable.

I've been toying with the idea of using https://gravelmap.com (https://gravelmap.com) to record usable off-road tracks (ie excluding those rubbish bridlepaths and greenways that are too mud bound to be of interest).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 June, 2019, 06:48:14 pm
Is that the same guys as the Facebook page?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 June, 2019, 06:58:00 pm
Yes. It doesn't look very well used, but that serves my purpose just fine. Only risk is if it gets pulled at some stage, but as long as I take screen grabs from time to time, shouldn't be an issue.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 18 June, 2019, 07:01:57 pm
In OSM you can use a number of tags to record what the surface of a path / track is like.  Then you can use those tags to decide how to render them in your mapping based on what you are interested in. Ultimately everyone gets to benefit from the data.  I've been working through the stuff I ride on round here, but plenty still to update. Plenty of decent tracks round this way.

https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:surface
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 June, 2019, 07:45:59 am
In OSM you can use a number of tags to record what the surface of a path / track is like.  Then you can use those tags to decide how to render them in your mapping based on what you are interested in. Ultimately everyone gets to benefit from the data.  I've been working through the stuff I ride on round here, but plenty still to update. Plenty of decent tracks round this way.

https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:surface

I've taken a look at that all looks highly confusing. I could ignore most surface types and work out which subset to use, but when looking at the map itself with the cycling layer, there are lines and dashed lines with multiple different colours, but no key seemingly anywhere. A red line could be an off-road cycling path or an on-road route, presumably a national cycle way. Nothing indicates the type of surface, which is what I am seeking. GravelMap seems to be more simple to use, and I could input exactly what I need for reference when planning off-road routes.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 19 June, 2019, 07:56:25 am
I can't remember who it was I was talking to about PROW maps but here's a good site that allows you to use the definitive map data from multiple local authorities - almost like OS but a little better as it's most up to date on rights of way.

http://www.rowmaps.com/
We were discussing that while waiting g for the Daks, looks good. I did pay my fees for the OSMaps service so I tend to stick to that and my whole attitude to 'gravel' riding is if I have to walk, I have to walk. In Essex with the clay I wouldn't even bother in most cases if it is wet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 19 June, 2019, 04:49:46 pm
In OSM you can use a number of tags to record what the surface of a path / track is like.  Then you can use those tags to decide how to render them in your mapping based on what you are interested in. Ultimately everyone gets to benefit from the data.  I've been working through the stuff I ride on round here, but plenty still to update. Plenty of decent tracks round this way.

https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:surface

Hmmm.. No key for Kitty Litter :(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 20 June, 2019, 07:15:24 pm
Evening all. Just trying to catch up with audax world and was wondering if there's a helpers ride for the Hereward next weekend? Can't do the calendar ride but hopeful there is a pre run at some point. Cheers
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 June, 2019, 05:38:08 pm
Evening all. Just trying to catch up with audax world and was wondering if there's a helpers ride for the Hereward next weekend? Can't do the calendar ride but hopeful there is a pre run at some point. Cheers

YES! Helpers' Ride this Friday, 28th June, 21:00 start - meet at my house unless anyone fancies a curry earlier??? I'll treat actual 'on-the-day' helpers to breakfast in Biggleswade and a meal at the finish - probably the Angel & Harp.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 June, 2019, 05:44:55 pm
Possibly up for helpers ride subject to sleep etc
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 24 June, 2019, 05:52:31 pm
Yesterday, somehow Essex SR stickers mysteriously appeared on my recumbent.  I was too tired to notice yesterday but spied them this morning. I already had two of the stickers in my waist pack, so they can go on the road bike.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 June, 2019, 07:32:37 pm
I still have lots of spare Essex PBP Qualifier stickers [the minimum order was quite large!] - if anyone wants more, for bikes, bedroom doors or whatever, let me know and I'll pop some in with your brevets.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 June, 2019, 09:36:09 pm
I think I might need a few ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 June, 2019, 07:14:02 am
Save a handful for huggy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 26 June, 2019, 01:48:05 am
Evening all. Just trying to catch up with audax world and was wondering if there's a helpers ride for the Hereward next weekend? Can't do the calendar ride but hopeful there is a pre run at some point. Cheers

YES! Helpers' Ride this Friday, 28th June, 21:00 start - meet at my house unless anyone fancies a curry earlier??? I'll treat actual 'on-the-day' helpers to breakfast in Biggleswade and a meal at the finish - probably the Angel & Harp.

I'm up for the helpers ride and helping on the day.
Will go for curry on the day of the formal ride as well (then ride home and be awake for the formal welcoming commitee the following day).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 27 June, 2019, 03:37:39 pm
Evening all. Just trying to catch up with audax world and was wondering if there's a helpers ride for the Hereward next weekend? Can't do the calendar ride but hopeful there is a pre run at some point. Cheers

YES! Helpers' Ride this Friday, 28th June, 21:00 start - meet at my house unless anyone fancies a curry earlier??? I'll treat actual 'on-the-day' helpers to breakfast in Biggleswade and a meal at the finish - probably the Angel & Harp.

Tomsk. Man thanks but after re-assessing current real life situation I'm out for this weekend. Thanks for coming back anyway. Hopefully be up for the Kingdom on 20th July.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 28 June, 2019, 08:43:13 am
Do any of you acme or memwns lot know if lyons hall road which goes from Bradwell village through to A131 is accessible and ride able on a road bike. It looks like it goes through a farm but Google maps has it as a route for cycling.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 June, 2019, 09:09:11 am
Do any of you acme or memwns lot know if lyons hall road which goes from Bradwell village through to A131 is accessible and ride able on a road bike. It looks like it goes through a farm but Google maps has it as a route for cycling.

Lyons Hall Road from Stisted to High Garret is a nice little lane. Lyons Hall Farm road is a private farm track, but there's a byway from the junction near the water tower in High Garret which crosses the A131 Braintree bypass, then goes through Thistley Green on a bridleway that comes in down the road. No idea how rideable it is curently though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 June, 2019, 10:15:02 am
Do any of you acme or memwns lot know if lyons hall road which goes from Bradwell village through to A131 is accessible and ride able on a road bike. It looks like it goes through a farm but Google maps has it as a route for cycling.

I've ridden this one? (twice, once with CTC and once on an ECE for Kelvedon.)


(https://images2.imgbox.com/c4/ab/VQNMuepL_o.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/VQNMuepL)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 28 June, 2019, 10:31:17 am
Thanks. On the os map it shows the one I was looking at but not as a road think it's a track so will be taking the one you've highlighted
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 28 June, 2019, 01:58:42 pm
Evening all. Just trying to catch up with audax world and was wondering if there's a helpers ride for the Hereward next weekend? Can't do the calendar ride but hopeful there is a pre run at some point. Cheers

YES! Helpers' Ride this Friday, 28th June, 21:00 start - meet at my house unless anyone fancies a curry earlier??? I'll treat actual 'on-the-day' helpers to breakfast in Biggleswade and a meal at the finish - probably the Angel & Harp.

I'm up for the helpers ride and helping on the day.
Will go for curry on the day of the formal ride as well (then ride home and be awake for the formal welcoming commitee the following day).

Just to confirm.

I am coming for the helpers ride tonight. My normal bike is in the shop for repairs ready for Paris, so will be on the mountain bike! The MTB is lighter than my normal bike though, so I don't see any problems keeping up.

Also offering my services next Saturday at the event.

See you guys later!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 28 June, 2019, 02:34:29 pm
Evening all. Just trying to catch up with audax world and was wondering if there's a helpers ride for the Hereward next weekend? Can't do the calendar ride but hopeful there is a pre run at some point. Cheers

YES! Helpers' Ride this Friday, 28th June, 21:00 start - meet at my house unless anyone fancies a curry earlier??? I'll treat actual 'on-the-day' helpers to breakfast in Biggleswade and a meal at the finish - probably the Angel & Harp.

I'm up for the helpers ride and helping on the day.
Will go for curry on the day of the formal ride as well (then ride home and be awake for the formal welcoming commitee the following day).

Just to confirm.

I am coming for the helpers ride tonight. My normal bike is in the shop for repairs ready for Paris, so will be on the mountain bike! The MTB is lighter than my normal bike though, so I don't see any problems keeping up.

Also offering my services next Saturday at the event.

See you guys later!

See you around 9:00 at Tomsk towers, I'll be on the fixed, riding over from Witham.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 June, 2019, 04:55:32 pm
Evening all. Just trying to catch up with audax world and was wondering if there's a helpers ride for the Hereward next weekend? Can't do the calendar ride but hopeful there is a pre run at some point. Cheers

YES! Helpers' Ride this Friday, 28th June, 21:00 start - meet at my house unless anyone fancies a curry earlier??? I'll treat actual 'on-the-day' helpers to breakfast in Biggleswade and a meal at the finish - probably the Angel & Harp.

I'm up for the helpers ride and helping on the day.
Will go for curry on the day of the formal ride as well (then ride home and be awake for the formal welcoming commitee the following day).

Just to confirm.

I am coming for the helpers ride tonight. My normal bike is in the shop for repairs ready for Paris, so will be on the mountain bike! The MTB is lighter than my normal bike though, so I don't see any problems keeping up.

Also offering my services next Saturday at the event.

See you guys later!

See you around 9:00 at Tomsk towers, I'll be on the fixed, riding over from Witham.

I won't be on fixed or coming from Witham....... but will be there before 9pm :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 30 June, 2019, 01:56:28 pm
Hereward helpers ride deflations:

First event was a definitive snake bite failure - confirming that comfort tyre pressures were not appropriate for the quality of surface on many of the roads for group riding through the night (on this ride or in general!). It took the compressor to find the pair of holes!
Second event is still unexplained. Tube had a single patch at the edge of the valve bonding, so possible delamination of the patch or another vulcanisation failure fron conti, tube has been scrapped even though it held air and passed the bowl of water test. The wider rims do stress the tube at the valve transition more than narrow versions. 23mm tube in 23mm tyre - not wisest of options in H plus son TB14 rims but it is one of my stock sizes, next size in the drawer is for 28-37mm.

Apologies for the delays.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 30 June, 2019, 05:11:58 pm
... a definitive snake bite failure ...

... and mozzy-bites for the spectators! A convenient open verge and railings appeared to fix the flat, but just next to a Fenland mosquito breeding ground. Please tell me malaria isn't found in the uk, except as an imported disease?!

Dean deserves a special commendation for riding his mtb, especially as we were all struggling to hand onto jiberjaber's back wheel.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 June, 2019, 08:20:42 pm
Well you did promise 25kph PBP training in our beer haze on Wednesday ;) (I was freezing through the Fens so needed the exercise induced heat)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 30 June, 2019, 09:45:09 pm
Well you did promise 25kph PBP training in our beer haze on Wednesday ;) (I was freezing through the Fens so needed the exercise induced heat)

25K would have been great - it was the 30-32K sections that F&^%$d me :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 June, 2019, 10:15:01 pm
Lol, short and fast is a valid training plan... :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 01 July, 2019, 06:01:32 am
Was a good day out on the bike. Glad we got through most of it in the night while it was cool and cold. Wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be on the mountain bike but will try not to make a habbit of it!

See you you all on Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 01 July, 2019, 11:43:30 am
... a definitive snake bite failure ...

... and mozzy-bites for the spectators! A convenient open verge and railings appeared to fix the flat, but just next to a Fenland mosquito breeding ground. Please tell me malaria isn't found in the uk, except as an imported disease?!

Dean deserves a special commendation for riding his mtb, especially as we were all struggling to hand onto jiberjaber's back wheel.

Apparently there is still a hint of malaria in Kent marshland. Not sure mozzies can fly as far as Cambs and Lincs tho.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 July, 2019, 12:39:35 pm
I read something about a strain of malaria (or as it was called then 'The ague') that was common to Canvey Island way back when.. apparently the farmers of Canvey used to travel to 'the main land' to get a wife but the new wives never survived Canvey Malaria....  Some of the men folk ended up with as many as 20 wives as a result of them dying! 

http://www.canveyisland.org/page/the_history_of_a_marshland_community


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 01 July, 2019, 01:19:17 pm
from the Guardian, reference Malaria and The Ague:

With admirable ingenuity, locals developed a range of remedies to suppress the "terrible rigours" of the ague, based principally, it appears, on large quantities of alcohol, and opium made from locally produced poppies. When things got really bad, they combined the two: Kent and Essex hostelries, Dobson notes, were long famed for a spectacularly potent opium-laced beer.

full article at:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2007/sep/12/health.weather
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 July, 2019, 11:37:47 pm
ACME FOLKS IN/NEAR WITHAM -- FREE BEER TOMORROW

... I still have around half (possibly more) of a polypin of Maldon Gold here, which will probably need drinking inside the week... (opened on Saturday, so should be good until ~Wednesday, maybe beyond, but wouldn't count on it in this weather, I guess).  It's definitely still very tasty tonight.

Given the early closing time at the Chelmo BF, there's probably no point trying to have some before setting off for that on Weds.

So,  if anyone wants to come round tomorrow (i.e. Tuesday 2nd July) from around 8:30 (I'm out until then) to help drink it up,  you are more than welcome here at Oaky Towers (PM me if you don't know where that is, or call/SMS/Whatsapp on 0 7 seven 9 5 4 9 eight 6 0 nine).

NB - For thse with the Ague, I'm afraid we don't have any opium.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 July, 2019, 08:05:53 am
ACME FOLKS IN/NEAR WITHAM -- FREE BEER TOMORROW

... I still have around half (possibly more) of a polypin of Maldon Gold here, which will probably need drinking inside the week... (opened on Saturday, so should be good until ~Wednesday, maybe beyond, but wouldn't count on it in this weather, I guess).  It's definitely still very tasty tonight.

Given the early closing time at the Chelmo BF, there's probably no point trying to have some before setting off for that on Weds.

So,  if anyone wants to come round tomorrow (i.e. Tuesday 2nd July) from around 8:30 (I'm out until then) to help drink it up,  you are more than welcome here at Oaky Towers (PM me if you don't know where that is, or call/SMS/Whatsapp on 0 7 seven 9 5 4 9 eight 6 0 nine).

NB - For thse with the Ague, I'm afraid we don't have any opium.

Assuming you mean 8:30 in the evening?  ;D

I might come and join (help) you tonight Oaky. While the beer festival is tempting I'm always a bit meh about getting home from Chelmo.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 02 July, 2019, 09:37:47 am
ACME FOLKS IN/NEAR WITHAM -- FREE BEER TOMORROW

... I still have around half (possibly more) of a polypin of Maldon Gold here, which will probably need drinking inside the week... (opened on Saturday, so should be good until ~Wednesday, maybe beyond, but wouldn't count on it in this weather, I guess).  It's definitely still very tasty tonight.

Given the early closing time at the Chelmo BF, there's probably no point trying to have some before setting off for that on Weds.

So,  if anyone wants to come round tomorrow (i.e. Tuesday 2nd July) from around 8:30 (I'm out until then) to help drink it up,  you are more than welcome here at Oaky Towers (PM me if you don't know where that is, or call/SMS/Whatsapp on 0 7 seven 9 5 4 9 eight 6 0 nine).

NB - For thse with the Ague, I'm afraid we don't have any opium.

Assuming you mean 8:30 in the evening?  ;D

I might come and join (help) you tonight Oaky. While the beer festival is tempting I'm always a bit meh about getting home from Chelmo.

Indeed - 8:30 PM :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 02 July, 2019, 01:01:10 pm
Great, I'll be there!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 02 July, 2019, 07:25:29 pm
Great, I'll be there!

Cool - have PM'ed you the location in case you don't have it/have forgotten etc.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 July, 2019, 10:46:14 am
Thanks for the beers last night Oaky, especially that 3rd one for the road :facepalm:

I'm glad I managed to help you save the beer and it was great to have a catch up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 July, 2019, 11:17:17 am
How much beer is left?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 July, 2019, 03:40:32 pm
How much beer is left?
With Oaky and I on the case I'll leave you to guess.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 July, 2019, 04:43:31 pm
How much beer is left?
With Oaky and I on the case I'll leave you to guess.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 July, 2019, 04:44:04 pm
Was it just the two of you?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 July, 2019, 03:30:52 pm
Last night we held the second annual MEMWNS cocktail party at the Spiritual Home.

Our esteemed members are permitted to bring guests and drink all manner of strange drinks like Diet Coke.

Joergen brought Mrs Joergen, Huggy brought Mrs Huggy and Jem brought that bloke that models cycling gear and beachwear on facebook.

Despite the non-appearance of Tomsk and the forrin adventures of OD, we managed 14 in total including guests. 

As well as those named above, we had the Hustler, Hotblack, Herr Flick, GavinSSN, Felix von Luckner, Christophe and Oaky.

Sadly we were unable to make use of the Epiphany Field but we did sit outdoors and it was a pleasure to do so in short sleeves rather than a sleeping bag and woolly hat.  Oaky and I also made sure we paid our respects to the Epiphany Robing Room where the bow tie magic happens.

Visits to the Spiritual Home are also a bit of a treat for the Hustler.  It always feels a bit like it must have done in Ancient Rome during Saturnalia - general merry making and a night off for the slaves.  When I say night off, what I mean of course is that he gets to use the ACME glass carrier meaning fewer trips to the bar.  He even had assistance from Felix yesterday.

We sampled old favourites Ridleys Rite and Essex Boys and newcomer Voyager by Black Hole, a golden ale at 5% plus.  The newcomer took the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award.

We discussed Flick's adventures in the Fatherland - a tour of the bakeries of Saxony by singlespeed - as well as the usual range of highbrow arts and politics topics.  With 14 of us sitting at a long table, conversations tend to drift into smaller groups but I am confident that Hotblack still managed to say something controversial to someone at some point.  Mention of the French Ride was conspicuous by its absence - Huggy is fairly strict about this.

The biggest surprise of the night was still to come however.  As we prepared to dash off into the only slightly cooler night, GavinSSN unveiled a selection of bike lights - that worked !   

It really was a hot ride home despite a 0130 arrival.  That will probably be the last night when we can cycle to the pub without lights but I hope it won't be the last warm evening.

 

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 July, 2019, 03:44:03 pm
Hands up - who pays to use Ride with GPS?
My annual account is up for renewal soon ($50) and I’m wondering if it’s worth us pooling resources as ACME and subscribe to the club account for $250/year. It could initially be funded by the ACME Treasury until individual subscriptions expire and donations accepted towards the club account for access to the Ride Organiser access.
My understanding is that club members can be given Ride Organiser access to have the same features as the paid for basic account.  I’m thinking ACME club donations would be half the cost of the individual basic annual account cost.
Any thoughts to confirm/contradict my understanding and who thinks it’s a good idea?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2019, 05:02:38 pm
I pay for RwGPS. Happy to form a group.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 28 July, 2019, 05:15:50 pm
I use ride with GPS as well, and would be up for a club subscription. Mine renews in May next year

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 July, 2019, 05:25:58 pm
I don't pay for RwGPS, although occasionally I will purchase a month's subscription just for the offline map navigation as a backup for key events.

I've just checked the benefits of a paid account, and I'm not convinced there's anything that would make it worth having for me. Happy to have a discussion about what value there might be, and contribute if it makes sense.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 July, 2019, 05:39:56 pm
One thing I’m not entirely clear on is if one needs a personal basic account to be invited to use the club account and get basic account features in the club. Doesn’t make sense that you would need an individual account too but not reading a definitive statement about it, yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 28 July, 2019, 05:59:50 pm
One thing I’m not entirely clear on is if one needs a personal basic account to be invited to use the club account and get basic account features in the club. Doesn’t make sense that you would need an individual account too but not reading a definitive statement about it, yet.

Having setup the system for a friend who was on a commercial ride, you only need the free account to use a club one. In his case, the routes for each day of a tour were accessible to him (and the others in "the club") that had been set up by the organisers.  The routes appeared to be private to them (as per teh visible to friends only setting).

As an club, I'm surprised that Audax UK do not have a club subscription, which is then used to send the routes to people who have signed up for the ride.  But I suppose we as ACME could try that in principle?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2019, 06:19:37 pm
I pay for RwGPS. Happy to form a group.

My sub expires 17 May next year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 July, 2019, 06:34:56 pm
I suppose we as ACME could try that in principle?
Seems like we are thinking it’s a good idea
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 July, 2019, 09:28:18 am
I have brevets for my new permanent 200km: 'Bricks and Moretaine', up and running on AUKweb  :thumbsup: Routesheet has been tested, but no gps ... yet.

Braintree start, then via Dunmow and Much Hadham to the first control at Codicote; through the edge of the Chilterns [Whitwell, Barton-le-Clay, Pulloxhill] to the Marston Moretaine turning point. A bit of 'Hereward' returning through Bedfordshire to the third control at Biggleswade, but then across through Thaxted to Braintree. I started my DIY tests from home and designed it to favour mid-Essex starts from on or near the route. Works best with a westerly wind to blow you home, of course.

Climbs in the Chilterns are gentle and fixed friendly, through very different scenery to East Anglia. Pulloxhill is a tough one on fixed, just when you need to tack, you're at the blind summit - I walked the last 50 yards both times. Two Herts fords - one rideable [Hadham] the other deep and fast [Benwick] - not recommended! As you may guess, there's a brickworks theme, elaborated in my ride info ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 August, 2019, 07:43:00 am
^ Ok, it's been pointed out that the info and route sheet hasn't appeared on audax.uk event page, ho hum, relevant authorities contacted. In the meantime let me know if you're curious and I'll email it out ...

In other news, last night it was mooted that we convene from lunchtime at The Compasses Beer Festival on Saturday 10th, WAGS and HABS welcome. I'll be loaded up with PBP bivi/camping kit for a little shakedown overnighter up the Suffolk coast.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 August, 2019, 09:35:32 am
As the nights start to draw in so thoughts inevitably turn to the MEMWNS occasional lecture series.  Imagine the University of the Third Age meets the Chuckle Brothers and you are probably about there.

Who can forget last year's fascinating series which included such gems as; Hotblack's "Cable stretch - an in depth analysis in two parts", Tomsk's "The Hedgerow Vagrant - finding the right ditch for a bivvy" and, somewhat bizarrely, Joergen's "Mixing the beats - why So Solid Crew needed 119BPM for 21 seconds".

I am particularly looking forward to Psyclist's "Wild Bears - fear or flight response, titanium or steel ?" but first up for this season was Soupy's "Tour de France - the view from the inside".  Unlike most of our lectures, this one was not only an actual thing but interesting.  Watching the cricket highlights last night all I could think of was the cricketing equivalent of Soupy writing out "men with Steve Smith crying masks" on a timecode sheet.

The venue was the Chequers at Goldhanger and also present were the Hustler, Hotblack, Huggy, Tomsk, Joergen and Pierre Jean Van Stabel.

I joined the Witham peloton for the usual circuitous route to the pub which followed the classic OD method of setting off in the completely opposite direction and then turning further away just as you start to loop towards the final destination.  On arriving in Goldhanger we spotted a grumpy northerner having his "tea" in the village's other pub, the Cricketers - apparently the Chequers only do dinner.  I did suggest we join him for a quick pint but was shot down by the rest of the peloton who were keen to bag a good spot for the lecture.

We sampled Woodforde Wherry, Sneck Lifter by Jennings and something else.  Sneck Lifter took the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award.

Somewhat surprisingly, we did manage a bit of chat about the French Ride.  Even more surprisingly it was Huggy that led the chat.  When it comes to that Ride, Huggy is a bit like a reformed smoker irritably telling people off for making his clothes smell as he walks past them smoking outside.  Despite being an ancien, he normally shuts down any related conversation and rails against rides over 50km.  Perhaps he is growing soft in his old age or, more likely, with two weeks to go he didn't have much option.  Anyway, he succeeded in terrifying the Hustler with his detailed account of how he had nearly felt hungry at one point but had just managed to find a five course meal with proper linen in time.  Meanwhile, Jean nodded as confidently as one would when one has ridden the distance to the moon in the last six months.

I had a tide to catch so I had to dash off promptly.  That didn't happen.  Fortunately it was still a dry ride home but probably only by a few minutes. 

Part of the reason I was late in departing was that I and the others were rooted to the spot in disbelief as "more miles, less beer" Tomsk calmy climbed into his team car and ordered "home Dan".  Somehow the world doesn't seem the same any more.

Anyway, we will miss these balmy nights in February.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 August, 2019, 10:46:11 am
It's almost like I was there!  Nice one ted!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 August, 2019, 01:28:46 am
So - Hopfest this weekend, whos going and what time... I know there is a PBP tester heading off after "lunch" to Suffolk but there were a number of peeps asking what time on Saturday were others gathering at The Spiritual Home....

I'm easy so will go with the flow....

So what time and who.... names below ...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 August, 2019, 09:19:36 am
huggy - serving Saturday noon to 6pm, hanging around for a few after
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 August, 2019, 02:36:05 pm
So Joergen, the Hustler and I are all staying at the Rambouillet Ibis next weekend.  I understand, that by some odd coincidence, Tomsk is camping about 2km away.  I don't suppose any other ACME types are staying in that area next weekend are they and if so where ?

Joergen will be arriving early on the Friday so will hopefully have a suitable venue for Friday evening and Saturday evening all sorted by the time anyone else arrives.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 August, 2019, 03:07:16 pm
Lots of options in the area ranging from Buffalo Grill to pizza, italian and even McD...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 August, 2019, 03:18:37 pm
Doubtless you will have sampled a few of them during the afternoon and can let us know your preferred option.

Bear in mind that the Hustler has different needs.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 August, 2019, 03:36:51 pm
Doubtless you will have sampled a few of them during the afternoon and can let us know your preferred option.

Bear in mind that the Hustler has different needs.

Doesn't that put the steak house up the top of the list?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 August, 2019, 05:17:06 pm
I don't suppose any other ACME types are staying in that area next weekend are they and if so where ?

The Straggler is camping at Huttopia too. I'm there from Friday evening, he's getting there Saturday midday-ish I think.

There must be somewhere in town we can get Belgian beer  :facepalm: Maybe Rammers isn't as cosmopolitan as St Quentin?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 August, 2019, 05:35:27 pm
Joergen will have a list of venues, graded in order of preference and also by extent of beer selection by the time we are there on Friday.

Where is everyone else staying - or are Psyclist and Grey Sheep riding a DIY 400 instead of booking hotels ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 August, 2019, 05:57:00 pm
Where is everyone else staying - or are Psyclist and Grey Sheep riding a DIY 400 instead of booking hotels ?

We've managed to fit in a 600km each way, making a proper ride of it!

After a bike check on the Saturday lunchtime, we're heading to Saint Quentin for a bit of cosmopolitan life. No fixed plan, but as I'm the nominated driver I'll not be suggesting we have a night out in Rambouillet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 11 August, 2019, 09:20:51 pm
I’m staying in Hanches with linda, about 17km away. My bike check in is at about 5pm, so happy to meet up afterwards.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 August, 2019, 10:27:29 pm
My bike check is 18:00, might be a late one!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 August, 2019, 09:03:05 am
Do we have a list of the ACME PBPists and their frame numbers so us interested spectators can track progress?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 12 August, 2019, 09:36:49 am
I'm frame no.

I008

(but actually I am not a number, I am a free man)


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 12 August, 2019, 10:02:58 am
M060 is my number.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 August, 2019, 11:49:51 am
I think this is the link to the tracker for me:

https://rtrt.me/1584/track/RF739PX5
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 August, 2019, 01:09:41 pm
I’m J036

https://track.rtrt.me/e/PBP-2019#/tracker/R9683KRN,RF739PX5 (https://track.rtrt.me/e/PBP-2019#/tracker/R9683KRN,RF739PX5)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 12 August, 2019, 01:30:15 pm

I'm frame no.

I008

(but actually I am not a number, I am a free man)

Tracker usrl is

https://track.rtrt.me/e/PBP-2019#/tracker/R34T9WDH

and there is a mobile app for that :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 12 August, 2019, 01:36:01 pm
I have downloaded the GPX tracks from the PBP site.  I have uploaded into Ride With GPS and will make available through our Club account.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 August, 2019, 02:48:45 pm
Does anyone know what huggy’s frame number is?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 August, 2019, 02:49:25 pm
I have downloaded the GPX tracks from the PBP site.  I have uploaded into Ride With GPS and will make available through our Club account.

I think I'm going to work through Nicks and add proper cue points rather than just the control locations.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 12 August, 2019, 02:50:21 pm
Does anyone know what huggy’s frame number is?
:hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 August, 2019, 02:58:02 pm
Here's everyone who is registered as ACME

https://track.rtrt.me/e/PBP-2019#/tracker/RF739PX5,R34T9WDH,R9683KRN,R4PLDVEA,RLGMDF95,RNKD863T,RZTRFSK7,RMFPGBKA,RK3M6G8R,RRAGKV9X,RDWUFMJV,RGRVPTSK,RKE2Y5H7,R7NLF8H2,RU3N8A6K
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 August, 2019, 02:59:58 pm
Here's everyone who is registered as ACME

https://track.rtrt.me/e/PBP-2019#/tracker/RF739PX5,R34T9WDH,R9683KRN,R4PLDVEA,RLGMDF95,RNKD863T,RZTRFSK7,RMFPGBKA,RK3M6G8R,RRAGKV9X,RDWUFMJV,RGRVPTSK,RKE2Y5H7,R7NLF8H2,RU3N8A6K

Perfect!  Who do we think is going to win?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 12 August, 2019, 03:52:43 pm
Bon courage to all ACME riders on your French adventures - rather jealous I can't be there too. Will no doubt catch up with you all over the coming months to hear the war stories  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 August, 2019, 05:03:20 pm
Perfect!  Who do we think is going to win?

“Winning doesn’t always mean being first. Winning means you’re doing better than you’ve ever done before.”
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 12 August, 2019, 05:34:18 pm
Here's everyone who is registered as ACME

https://track.rtrt.me/e/PBP-2019#/tracker/RF739PX5,R34T9WDH,R9683KRN,R4PLDVEA,RLGMDF95,RNKD863T,RZTRFSK7,RMFPGBKA,RK3M6G8R,RRAGKV9X,RDWUFMJV,RGRVPTSK,RKE2Y5H7,R7NLF8H2,RU3N8A6K

Perfect!  Who do we think is going to win?

The one who stops at the most village parties.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 31 August, 2019, 03:22:41 pm
Is it too early to be planning an ACME Arrow assault ?  Sitting in a pub in York thinking about Easter.  Maybe a flattish route on fixed for team Catapult - non-fixed welcome too (as long as you tow for 399km.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 August, 2019, 03:31:28 pm
I might be interested, only “might” mind...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 August, 2019, 06:47:30 pm
ECE minimum distance up to 400km would be my plan I think if I were to do it again.... however I am in retirement...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Phil W on 31 August, 2019, 09:23:13 pm
Oscar's dad doing an Easter Arrow and Jiberjaber retired? It's the end of the world as we know it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: ElyDave on 31 August, 2019, 11:06:26 pm
I assume the Winter Series will be running again this year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 September, 2019, 06:48:07 am
Oscar's dad doing an Easter Arrow and Jiberjaber retired? It's the end of the world as we know it.

Quite possibly, only time will tell.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 September, 2019, 07:19:53 am
I assume the Winter Series will be running again this year?

The Nov, Dec and Feb events are in the calendar already.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 September, 2019, 10:57:22 am
January is about to appear as well when my IT deficiencies have been resolved.

Jiber has "forgotten" that Arrows are exempted from the retirement rules.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 September, 2019, 11:09:46 am
I’d quite like to try the Arrow route which was our undoing in 20??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: ElyDave on 01 September, 2019, 01:11:01 pm
January is about to appear as well when my IT deficiencies have been resolved.

Jiber has "forgotten" that Arrows are exempted from the retirement rules.

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Cool, they'll be going in my plan, extended recovery. 110km Shaftsbury CC event yesterday and I can still walk, so far
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 September, 2019, 06:35:33 pm
I’d quite like to try the Arrow route which was our undoing in 20??

Good Friday 2020 is April 10th, so earlier than this year, but better than a late March date as in 'that' year - 2015??? Welney was fine this year, but other crossings of the Ouse and Nene have their 'issues' if the washes are full after a wet winter/early spring. I might go further west again for more hills as that other wet year [and failure ::-)], 2018.

Last Easter, Mrs Tomsk had a plan to meet me in York and stay for the Easter weekend, but we went on a cruise immediately after instead. The York mini-break may be the plan in 2020.

I have to say this is the earliest I've thought about Arrows, plus I've broken the back of my new Audax season planning in August, for the first time ever! Enforced rest with my dodgy finger is largely to blame for the latter - I only need two to type.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 02 September, 2019, 11:27:34 pm
I assume the Winter Series will be running again this year?

The Nov, Dec and Feb events are in the calendar already.

I tried searching calendar events by postcode - Dec, Jan and Feb events show up, after tracking it down the Nov event is showing a start location somewhere between London and Brighton, the route map looks correct though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 September, 2019, 08:37:04 pm
And now for something completely different

How about kicking 2020 off with something a bit different; a chance to use that 'gravel' bike you may have acquired in the recent past. Forget about the UK winter, head south. Indeed, a £35 ferry crossing gets you to Caen, and the start of the Normandicat Gravel.

The ride is on Sunday 12th January, but there will be some things going on during the Saturday. Interested? It's only 150km.

http://normandicat.com/gravel-2020/ (http://normandicat.com/gravel-2020/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 September, 2019, 07:50:48 am
And now for something completely different

How about kicking 2020 off with something a bit different; a chance to use that 'gravel' bike you may have acquired in the recent past. Forget about the UK winter, head south. Indeed, a £35 ferry crossing gets you to Caen, and the start of the Normandicat Gravel.

The ride is on Sunday 12th January, but there will be some things going on during the Saturday. Interested? It's only 150km.

http://normandicat.com/gravel-2020/ (http://normandicat.com/gravel-2020/)

Yes, possibly. Too early to say for sure yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 September, 2019, 08:53:07 am
Yes, possibly. Too early to say for sure yet.

Cool. I'm assuming the Epiphany Ride will be the weekend before, which is closer to the 12th night.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 September, 2019, 11:30:27 am
Yes, possibly. Too early to say for sure yet.

Cool. I'm assuming the Epiphany Ride will be the weekend before, which is closer to the 12th night.

Or maybe we skip Epiphany for a year and do the gravel thing instead?   I’m not volunteering to organise Epiphany by the way, if it’s to happen someone else will need to volunteer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 04 September, 2019, 11:59:33 am
Yes, possibly. Too early to say for sure yet.

Cool. I'm assuming the Epiphany Ride will be the weekend before, which is closer to the 12th night.

The week before, Saturday 4th Jan, would be the nearest to actual Epiphany!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 September, 2019, 12:07:42 pm
Gravel things sounds good but Epiphany on the 4th, Gravelly thing on the 11th and Oyster on the 18th may be a little too "bikey" politically.

Perhaps Oaky and I could organise Epiphany or maybe we should just stick to the after party.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 September, 2019, 12:09:40 pm
I am duty bound to report a worrying trend on our Wednesday evening excursions - motor tourists.

It has long been the case that at least one of our number had confused the beer and bikes ethos with some form of dining club, often involving the use of motorised transport.  Not only has said member now extended this into motorised delivery and collection from our chosen venue but he is also enticing some of our more stalwart riders into joining him in his heretical ways.

Last night's trip to the Chappel Beer Festival marked a new low in such behaviour.  Poor old Jan van Speijk was the only member of the Witham peloton as he wound his lonely way through the lanes.  Meanwhile the previously reliable the Hustler was luxuriating in the back of Joergen's limo as they sped through puddles splashing cyclists, joggers and dogwalkers alike while throwing grapes at peasants.  At least we had a visit from one half of Jemango - sadly the bald chortling half.  The night was also brightened by an even rarer sighting of the lesser-spotted the Strangler who felt able to manage the 10 miles back to Serial Killer Hall on his actual bike despite being at a train station that would have taken him home.  The Hustler and Joergen could learn a lot from a stout Celt like the Strangler - that is, if they could actually understand what he was saying. 

It was a fairly quiet night at the festival which meant that not only did we not have to queue but also that there seemed to be a full selection on offer.  A variety of ales were sampled with particular highlights being the Dark Drake oatmeal stout from Dancing Duck and the Ginger Beer from Hadrian Border.  I unilaterally gave the Quaffers' Choice Award to Shingle Bay by Salcombe Brewery.  I just couldn't bring myself to consult full-time committee member the Hustler and first substitute Joergen as they lounged recumbent on the benches in their top hats and cravats.  It would have been difficult to tie down Joergen in any event as he was in full festival mode, rushing between tents and counters with his spreadsheet and highlighter pens whilst gobbling different gourmet offerings and slurping down ever increasing ABV beers - he topped out with a stout at 9% which I think even had his mighty constitution starting to
shudder.  The pair of them certainly took full advantage of the collection service kindly provided by Mrs Jiber.  There was one bright spot when a group of younger drinkers mistook Joergen for being from Cornwall.  Quite how you confuse a Dutch deep house DJ with a south westerner is hard to fathom but it seemed to amuse them.

Meanwhile I was recruiting for the ACME Catapults Arrows squad.  I think I have pre-contract agreements from the Strangler and the Hustler but Fandango was very non-committal.  He remains bitter about our previous success where our route was 398km thus depriving him of a precious point.  He also has continuing grumbles about the fact that we stopped at the Sainsburys in Spalding to don actual warm overnight gear.  Apparently gloves, leg warmers and jackets are frivolous affectations on an overnight ride in April.

Before we knew it, a CAMRA volunteer who was clearly Asterix the Gaul was trying to usher us out of the venue.

Fortunately for those of who bothered to come by bike it was a mild and dry ride home with none of the unexpected rain dumps that we had experienced on the way there.  The blustery winds made life interesting but were mainly helpful.  It will be some months before we are back in sandals and short sleeves on the way home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 September, 2019, 12:57:57 pm
Did any of you actually manage to celebrate the 10th anniversary???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 September, 2019, 04:10:20 pm
I think Tomsk led those celebrations last week at the Spiritual Home - or possibly just had a debrief on the French Ride and forgot all about it.  I wasn't there so I don't know.

We can do it properly at Epiphany.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 05 September, 2019, 04:40:47 pm
I am duty bound to report a worrying trend on our Wednesday evening excursions - motor tourists.




I could get used to this horseless carriage thing, it’s the future don’t you know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 September, 2019, 04:49:08 pm
One ponders who might be the first to turn up on an e-bike. Carlos and OD must be joint favourites.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 September, 2019, 05:28:54 pm
One ponders who might be the first to turn up on an e-bike. Carlos and OD must be joint favourites.

OD probably.

Despite being completely unfit, being blown off the road by Maldon CC on the way there and hammered half to death by ted and a gentleman sheep on the way home, I'm persevering with self propulsion.

Where were you?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 September, 2019, 07:18:53 pm
Where were you?

Too far from the centre of the universe for me last night
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 September, 2019, 07:36:03 pm
Where were you?

Too far from the centre of the universe for me last night

Er, you appear to be deluded.  You're not at the centre of the universe!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 September, 2019, 08:03:52 pm
Where were you?

Too far from the centre of the universe for me last night

If I were you I’d get an e-bike to extend your range.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 September, 2019, 08:25:24 pm
Where were you?

Too far from the centre of the universe for me last night

Er, you appear to be deluded.  You're not at the centre of the universe!

I’m not, but the centre is somewhat to the west of Colchester. Mind you, I’m looking forward to heading your way in a couple of weeks. Easier at a weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 September, 2019, 01:03:07 pm
Who is the web content manager for acme.bike? I was going to point somebody to the website to let them know what is going on in the area, but the content was looking too dated and sparse. Shouldn’t take much to get appropriate content in place. The page I was going to link to was the calendar events.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 September, 2019, 05:11:40 pm
Who is the web content manager for acme.bike? I was going to point somebody to the website to let them know what is going on in the area, but the content was looking too dated and sparse. Shouldn’t take much to get appropriate content in place. The page I was going to link to was the calendar events.

Agreed - it's a bit tricky to point people to the winter series as it's still showing the 2018 last ride as current.  I suspect Jan has ben a bit busy of late  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 September, 2019, 07:29:34 pm
I suspect Jan has ben a bit busy of late  :thumbsup:

We can let him off. Maybe he’ll have more time when he retires  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 08 September, 2019, 05:17:29 pm
OK folks, so I'm opening the doors at Chez Brunner on the 21st September to get everyone that can make it together as a bit of a post PBP bash (hopefully most of the mental scarring is receding now). I'm aware it clashes with Phil W's rides but it's the only weekend that I can really do and Catherine is away with the eldest daughter so she 'suggested' it was a good time to do it.

I'll sponsor some beer (a couple of Mini Pins or similar) and some soft drinks. I will also supply some Burgers/Sausages, rolls and a bit of green stuff. The BBQ will be there for use if you want to bring other stuff along and cook it yourself and feel free to bring along anything else that might work at a BBQ. Basically it's a bit of a DIY session.

Partners, Children, Pets all welcome and for those that want to ride over (even if it's mid DIY), there will be room in the garage and the garden for bikes.

If you would be so kind as to ping me a quick PM to let me know if you want to come so I can judge supplies it would be appreciated. The gates will open at 12 noon but feel free to drop in whenever it works for you.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2019, 06:14:38 pm
Shame we’ll still be away  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 September, 2019, 06:24:18 pm
OK folks, so I'm opening the doors at Chez Brunner on the 21st September

 :thumbsup:

Shame we’ll still be away  :'(

Don't worry, you can still participate. You might find some ideas of what to send here: https://www.bienmanger.com/2C235_Gourmet_Gifts.html (https://www.bienmanger.com/2C235_Gourmet_Gifts.html)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 September, 2019, 06:36:46 pm
I shall be with you in spirit!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 September, 2019, 08:03:30 pm
And now for something completely different

How about kicking 2020 off with something a bit different; a chance to use that 'gravel' bike you may have acquired in the recent past. Forget about the UK winter, head south. Indeed, a £35 ferry crossing gets you to Caen, and the start of the Normandicat Gravel.

The ride is on Sunday 12th January, but there will be some things going on during the Saturday. Interested? It's only 150km.

http://normandicat.com/gravel-2020/ (http://normandicat.com/gravel-2020/)

Registration for Normandicat Gravel opens on 1st November. Last year the limited places went within a few hours. So if you're interested, make a note of that date.

OD, are you back by then, before the wall is built?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 September, 2019, 08:08:11 pm
Should be.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 September, 2019, 07:51:55 pm
Provisional date for the diary: Saturday 16th November 7pm, ACME Awards Evening, Compasses LG.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 September, 2019, 09:11:31 pm
Provisional date for the diary: Saturday 16th November 7pm, ACME Awards Evening, Compasses LG.

Are you quite well again Old Chap???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 September, 2019, 07:26:07 pm
Provisional date for the diary: Saturday 16th November 7pm, ACME Awards Evening, Compasses LG.

Are you quite well again Old Chap???

On the mend - just done a normal working week, but still knackered in the evenings!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2019, 08:20:06 am
Glad you’re feeling a bit betterer  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 21 September, 2019, 08:48:48 am
Provisional date for the diary: Saturday 16th November 7pm, ACME Awards Evening, Compasses LG.
That's AUK Reunion weekend. I'm booked to go there for the first time.....officialdom.... :-\
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2019, 08:55:53 am
Official what?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 21 September, 2019, 08:56:41 am
Official what?
Turnip
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 September, 2019, 08:57:36 am
Some sort of IT turnip?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 21 September, 2019, 08:58:54 am
Some sort of IT turnip?
Nothing so exciting.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 September, 2019, 08:12:38 pm
Provisional date for the diary: Saturday 16th November 7pm, ACME Awards Evening, Compasses LG.
That's AUK Reunion weekend. I'm booked to go there for the first time.....officialdom.... :-\

09/11/2019 for the ACME AWARDS EVENING, 7pm.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 September, 2019, 11:03:05 am
Just thinking ahead, from discussions with others on Facebook there were a couple of pubs with camping in Suffolk identified.... would there be any interest in a November camp night for ACME/MEMWNS ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 September, 2019, 11:37:01 am
9th November at the Spiritual Home...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 September, 2019, 12:01:28 pm
Just thinking ahead, from discussions with others on Facebook there were a couple of pubs with camping in Suffolk identified.... would there be any interest in a November camp night for ACME/MEMWNS ?

Yes!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 September, 2019, 12:04:21 pm
He meant in a tent.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 September, 2019, 12:09:59 pm
He meant in a tent.

 ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 27 September, 2019, 12:48:21 pm
Potentially but have used a lot of credits recently so will see if I can escape
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 September, 2019, 01:21:55 pm
9th November at the Spiritual Home...

I was thinking somewhere a bit further afield but that would work also...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 September, 2019, 03:44:08 pm
9th November at the Spiritual Home...

I was thinking somewhere a bit further afield but that would work also...

So camping after the medal ceremony?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 September, 2019, 04:02:17 pm
I might -it's a long way home.

Then again, I might try a bit of lift scrounging at home - particularly as I anticipate winning a large number of trophies.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 30 September, 2019, 01:02:25 pm
Another week, another beer festival for the intrepid MEMWNs pelotons.  This time the venue was the Sun Inn at Feering.  The Sun always puts on a reasonable festival and this time it had the added attraction of a Lager Land Rover stuffed with Belgian delights.

I arrived to find Joergen, Mrs Jiber, the Strangler, "Tomsk", Hotblack, the Hustler and the Fixie King all deep in study of their beer menus - well apart from Mrs Jiber who was trying to make Joergen sit up properly and behave and the Fixie King who was tucking into the fourth course of his taster menu.

We managed to sample a wide range of ales - so wide, in fact, that the Quaffers' Committee permanent members only managed to intersect on one beer.  Fortunately, that beer was Tropical Tom by Fat Cat which was worthy of the Quaffers' Choice Award.  Had the Hustler followed the prescribed list, it might well have gone to one of the lagers from the Land Rover.  I know that first substitute, Joergen, particularly enjoyed a couple of those, as did I.

The Strangler (who seems to have his feet very comfortably under the table for an interloper), took it upon himself to chair a meeting of our Youth Wing, who, it turns out, are revolting.  Given that there were only three of our juniors present, they seemed to be remarkably vocal on a number of issues.  The Strangler is demanding social influencers at our annual awards evening and a live feed on Periscope, Joergen wants to send us to the outer rims of East Anglia (when he is away) and the Fixie King wants a relaxed dress code at formal functions - since when was a string vest an acceptable substitute for tails ? 

Under normal circumstances, Tomsk would have quietly but firmly put the pesky kids in their place.  These are not normal circumstances however.  Tomsk has been replaced by an oft-malfunctioning cyborg that looks like him but doesn't act like him.  I think our suspicions were first aroused when the unit had to be collected in a vehicle from Goldhanger, presumably for re-programming or charging.  PBP by fixed in sub-80 hours did seem like classic Tomsk, at first sight at least.  On closer inspection, there were some further clues; no beer consumed during the whole ride, issues with the unit's mechanical claws and some missing time between its finish and the rest of us when it was back at base re-charging.  Since then we have had the motorised visit to Tippers' PBP debrief and now, as if further evidence was needed, riding to the Sun on gears.  I never thought I would be saying this but perhaps we really do need OD back.  He can be Shaggy to Joergen's Scooby Do and see if we can't unmask this fake Tomsk and solve the mystery once and for all.

It was still remarkably mild on the way home but naturally the strong headwind had turned into a barely noticeable tailwind.  We have the darkness of winter but not, as yet, the temperatures to match.





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 October, 2019, 03:49:47 pm
First ride on fixed since PBP tentatively scheduled for tomorrow evening ... the duff digit coped well with Yorkshire hills and rain ok last weekend, with gears. I was even able to applaud, tentatively, at the Worlds.

It's a small world: I met film makers Damon & Heather in Harrogate; a VC167 peloton including Debs, in Leyburn; a random Essex cycle tourist from Wickford and a neighbour from my street watching the Junior Women's race, while visiting his mother in Tadcaster. Dan met Ned Boulting; Ed Pickering, editor of Pro Cycling magazine and everywhere we went, there was style monster David Millar complete with trilby hat, skinny jeans, chpt 3 Brompton and matching rucksack. We managed to get close enough to see both Annmieke Van Vleuten and Mads Pedersen cross the finish line in their respective races. The men who actually made it to the finish, in the rain on Sunday did not look very perky - it was a pretty grim day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 October, 2019, 12:27:48 pm
Nice to see the "Tomsk" unit has been upgraded to ride fixed.

The wonders of modern science.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 October, 2019, 03:02:16 pm
As some of you already know I've had  A SILLY IDEA. (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=113747.0)  Wanna come along?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 07 October, 2019, 10:59:56 pm
Looking for some local knowledge - is it easy to get a ferry across between Felixstowe and Harwich tomorrow? Shotley Ferry doesn't look like it works during the week - is there an alternative?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 October, 2019, 04:37:38 pm
I am not sure if it is indicative of Jiber's attention to detail when he is around or the fact he couldn't care less when he is not - or perhaps a combination of the two - but last week's outing saw us heading off to an unchecked venue.

The White Hart at Stebbing has been visited before and is handy for our Westerners but the fact it now closes at 10 on a Wednesday is something of an issue.

Fortunately for the Witham peloton, the Hustler and I were under Huggy's leadership and arrived there at 8.30 via a route that was almost completely direct (it included a 1km diversion to make it not look too direct).  Unfortunately for the Witham peloton (well, me), Huggy was astride his sooty steed and "testing" his fitness by disappearing into the distance with the Hustler nonchalantly keeping up behind. 

We were soon joined in our cosy corner at the pub by Tomsk, Toby's Dad and Fabrizio Ravanelli.

The beer selection was limited but well kept - Ridley's Rite and Heresy.  Obviously, Rite took the Qaffers' Choice Award.

Discussion revolved around adventures for next year - Fabrizio will be unicycling up K2 and sledging back down or something but the rest of us were keen on some non-Audax touring type activity.  Tomsk had a list of potential plans, some of which even sounded feasible for mere mortals.

For once, we managed to stick to our "arrive early, leave early" plan - the fact the pub had shut may have helped.  I take back what I said about the temperature last week, it was dark and cold on the long journey back offshore.  My Garmin showed 2.3 degrees most of the way (the Hustler had 1.6 but I suspect that was down to his greater speed).  Whatever, it was cold and I am not sure any of us were quite expecting it so soon.  The transition from sandals to knee warmers doesn't seem to have taken any time at all this year.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 October, 2019, 06:57:05 am
Love the white feather reference!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 October, 2019, 10:33:57 am
Oh look it's Great Notley again.  Stebbing last week, Dunmow on Saturday and the King Billy last night, it seems that all roads lead there at the moment. 

I arrived to find one half (the better one) of Jemango, Toby's Dad and Francesco Schettino making final preparations for the long-awaited return of Steve Pan.  The bunting was a bit OTT but the banner was a nice touch.

It has taken a while to negotiate his release from Europeland and we have had to send Joergen and the Fixie King over there in a swap but he is back.

He was escorted on his way by the Hustler, Hotblack and Huggy.  Not only did they manage to stay in perfect formation but they also avoided their planned rendezvous with Tomsk by taking a totally different and shorter route.  Tomsk duly arrived solo half an hour after Pan's cyclecade.

Those of us not on Merlot sampled St Peter's Conkered and Black Sheep's Monty Python's Flying Circus.  It was a close run thing but Conkered took the Quaffers' Choice Award.  Once again we were without our key third member and with no office junior around to substitute, we were seriously short of numbers.  Accordingly, you will see an announcement shortly.

Most of the evening was taken up with Pan telling us about his adventures in French France - towed caravan, parked caravan, repaired caravan, ate odd things out of tins, drank wine, went to extravagant restaurants, moaned about opening hours - sleep and repeat and you have his whole 5 months.  Now back to almost full health, Tomsk is laying down the law once more.  Poor Francesco has been told he is riding fixed this winter and is about to press the button on a new (old) frame - I am sure he can coax the Fixie King to talk a bit about riding fixed if he asks nicely.

In the beer garden afterwards we were treated to a virtuoso performance on faffing.  Even Huggy was astride his bike by the time Pan had realised he had dropped his Garmin on the ground.  Ten minutes later and he was ready to put on his helmet, only to notice his bike was still locked.  Fortunately it was a mild night but it shows just how out of practice the old boy has become on his sabbatical.  The upside was that I finally achieved a long-held ambition to lead the famous Witham Peloton home from the pub.  This meant everyone had to ride at The Speed of Ted - basically you get home a bit later than you had expected but at least you can chat to people without being out of breath (unless you're the bloke at the front trying desperately to go quickly enough to stay ahead).  Frankly it was a relief when they turned off at Peg Millers and I was then able to watch Francesco speed off into the distance at his normal rate.

Next week we need to head towards Colchester and see if we can tempt the other half of Jemango and the Strangler out to play.

After that we have the send off to look forward to when we watch Pan disappear on his November bivvi trip to Tan Hill via Goole.  He still seems genuinely incredulous that there isn't more interest in his madness.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 October, 2019, 01:35:04 pm
Incredulous is the word. What’s the matter with you lot?

ted missed a fun element, huggy’s puncture!  ted probably missed this fun element cos we neglected to tell him. We availed ourselves of the gateway to Shuteworth Hall as it was well lit with not one but two CCTV cameras. Just as we we’re about to hit the road again a chap appeared from the house, Lord Shuttleworth perhaps, as he thought we were a bunch of workmen intent on digging up the road. Nope I’ve no idea either.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 October, 2019, 01:36:35 pm
Oh yeah ted, where’s the Official Selfie you took?  Don’t be shy, its one of your best efforts!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 October, 2019, 08:06:30 am
This Saturday [19th Oct] Dunmow Velo are joining other supporters of BLESMA [limbless ex-servicemen's association] to ride 1000 miles in one hour, at Hog Hill [Redbridge] at 13:00. They have 35 signed up but ideally need at least 50 in total to thrash at 20mph! Anyone interested can join free via:  https://www.tickettailor.com/events/greatdunmowroundtable/296515

Donate:  https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/blesmacycle1000milesin1hour

I'm already committed to Wilkyboy's Autumnals, but anyone at a loose end? ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 October, 2019, 02:00:57 pm
It hasn't taken long for us to get back to peak OD.

After a return that was understated by his standards, he is now back to his chaotic best.

Time must fog the memory.  How else to explain our willingness to follow one of OD's infamous routes ?

I pitched up at Spa to find the Hustler, Hotblack and ride leader OD all ready to set off into the rain.

We had only gone about 500m when OD announced that his Garmin was playing up and he wasn't sure where we were going - "close to the pub and then away from it in a series of loops" quipped Hotblack in what turned out to be a moment of prescience.

I am not sure if Hotblack and the Hustler suddenly reflected on the route and came to their senses.  They claim the Hustler had a visitation just after our first unscheduled stop, it all seemed a bit too convenient to me.  Whatever the truth, by the time we reached the second junction, it was just me and OD.  It was at that point I noticed he was on Dakota and in a sprinting kind of mood.

Naturally, we followed the Blackwater rail trail to reach Blue Mills Hill and naturally we immediately dropped back to Langford Road as soon as we reached the top of Mope Lane.  Soon afterwards we were, indeed, a short ride of a few minutes from the pub but of course we turned away to ascend Market Hill.  I did note, with some relief, that OD had at least diverted off his original plan of riding the rest of the Blackwater Rail Trail.  I have no doubt that would have happened if he had been astride Fred.

No sooner had we gained some height above Maldon, than we were heading back downhill again to make our first ascent of TMNH, on this occasion sneaking up on it via a circuitous route up and down various little ramps on the Eastern Escarpment.  Somewhere along the way we picked up Robert Waterman and his retina-busting rear light.  The only way to preserve any night vision was to depend on Waterman's comparative slowness downhill and hoon off into the darkness and the slipperiness in the hope of being far enough ahead when the next uphill came along.  The criss-crossing purple lines on the Garmin at the top of TMNH merely served to confirm that we were now engaged in the cycling equivalent of digging a hole and filling it back in again - gratuitous slope hunting.  So down Colam Lane we went and back up Holybread we continued before re-scaling TMNH by the classic route.  I did point out, more in hope than expectation, that it was now 9pm and that we were losing valuable sampling time but these were two men on a mission; one man trying to find his fitness by making the rest of us endure his training ride disguised as a route to the pub and one man who should know better at his age.

By the time we had descended down Market Hill, it was time to sprint for the night's venue, the Jolly Sailor at Heybridge (of course via a canal path).

Who would have thought but there were the Hustler and Hotblack sitting comfortably in the pub, looking like butter wouldn't melt and already at least one sample in.  Tomsk and the larger half of Jemango just looked at my bedraggled form in a way that said "what did you expect when you set off into the night with that lunatic ?"

In the limited time still available, we managed to sample Black Bull by Theakstons before retreating to the comfortable familiarity of Quaffers' Choice, Maldon Gold, at least until we finished off the barrel. 

Waterman and I played with our radar whilst he patiently explained (again) how to work a Garmin then OD outlined his next plan - a 600km ride setting off from our Wednesday venue at 11pm but not travelling any more than 10 miles from his house in case he can't be bothered at any point.  Last night's route would be a 60k start to that plan.  His eventual strava track will look more like a heatmap.

We were the only people present at the pub but the landlady seemed genuinely keen to see us.  At least she was until she asked how we arranged the weekly venue - "we do everything on the internet" said Hotblack in an unexpectedly dark tone, "that's how we all met, on the internet". 

I had a pleasant ride home with half of Jemango.  Pleasant apart from my saddle rail snapping which left me perched on a corner of saddle while trying to keep up with the pink tornado as he sped off towards Colchester. 



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 October, 2019, 02:05:25 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 31 October, 2019, 05:38:25 pm
The inaugural meeting of the Eastern Easy Riders coincided with the annual MEMWNS Halloween extravaganza last night.

Given that our Western colleagues were holed up in High Roding at the Black Lion, it is difficult to report on exactly what they got up to but the available photographic evidence suggests most of them barely managed to dress up as cyclists for the evening.  Tomsk looked like he may have come as Raffles the gentleman thief and the Fixie King was probably wearing a string vest and a knotted hanky as a hat but he was well hidden in the picture and it's what he always wears anyway.

Nothing so mundane for the EER however, most of whom made a huge effort for our 80's themed trip to the Donkey & Buskins; the Hustler deployed almost his whole buff collection in his reprise of Chris "Merrick" Hughes in the video to Stand and Deliver, Huggy's Doogie Howser MD outfit only just made into the 80's but was well received nevertheless, I think we were all a bit confused by the Strangler's tribute to Belinda Carlisle and his low cut top did cause a bit of a stir amongst the diners in the restaurant section but the highlight had to be the BFC as Alain Bondue.  He even had the haircut to match.  Aside me from me (obviously), the only let down was Fandango who only had about a mile to travel but put very little or no effort into his Victor Meldrew ensemble.  Let's not even get into the fact it didn't come on air until the 4th of January 1990.  Mind you, he did a decent impersonation - all evening.

Despite our freewheeling, anarchist tendencies, I somehow managed to intercept a fully-formed Witham peloton and the Strangler and Fandango managed to arrive at the venue by our usual 9pm start.

We also managed to sample a few ales, tell a few tall tales and enjoy the services of the Hustler's beer delivery system so perhaps we aren't quite as radical as we all liked to imagine. 

We sampled Broomstick by Mauldon, Old Ale by Adnams and Swifty by Cotleigh (a Cornish brewery based in Somerset).  It was a close run thing, not helped by Huggy's attempts to inject some professionalism into proceedings (since when was the Quaffers' Choice Committee in any way professional or even competent) but the two remaining members of the Committee eventually plumped for Swifty.  We did also call an emergency meeting of the Committee to discuss the ongoing absence of third member, Lord Oakington Sex Whale.  The Committee's view was that our office junior, Jiber, is just not ready for the responsibility so, unless Oaky returns, we may be looking for some new blood soon.

It was probably inevitable that we would spend some time discussing bands of the '80s.  I am sure I am not the only one struggling to get rid of various earworms that have sprung out of the Strangler's somewhat eclectic collection - as well as Belinda, amongst others, he had Aled Jones, Pink Floyd (but only one song), Charlotte Church, Max Bygraves and Stiff Little Fingers.

The pub itself made us very welcome despite being busy for a Wednesday.  We were also encouraged to attend next week's Remembrance beer and sausage festival - I am sure we would all concur that nothing quite honours the dead of the Great War like a foaming pint of Billericay Zeppelin and a Cumberland sausage on sourdough.

During our time indoors with a roaring fire, the promised Easterly wind arrived and the temperature duly dropped a few degrees.  I was relieved to have 10 miles home and not 40 miles from High Roding as I battled my way offshore.

As winter takes hold, the EER option might work when things are particularly nasty but it must be better if we can start moving towards our winter schedule with central venues dotted around Witham.  The time for the Eastern or Western fringes is May to September and those of us, like me, who live at the extremes will probably just have to get on with it until then.




Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 October, 2019, 06:47:18 pm
Where are the photos of the Black Lions???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 October, 2019, 07:30:19 pm
Where are the photos of the Black Lions???

Calling psyclist ...

I arrived uncharacteristically late again to find Grey Sheep, Josser, Toby's Dad, psyclist and new MEMWNS-er Wilkyboy already settled in the dining room, the rest of the pub being quite busy. Some had been Audaxing and were in serious re-fuelling mode. Our cycling landlord noticed a few disloyal Compasses regulars eating there. We drank a lot of Hobgoblin; 2020 plans featured heavily; WB declined the Essex Pickled Egg Thing, but we're still glad he's now an official Essex Boy. We also had excellent table service from the landlord and barmaid.

In other news, today is the 10th anniversary of my first step into the world of AUDAX ORGANISING: Deniece and I rode the inaugural 'Dick Turpin's Day Out' 200km permanent on Halloween 2009. We inadvertently scared a lot of tiny trick-or-treaters on the final run through the villages to Dunmow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 October, 2019, 08:08:43 pm
I pity you Tomsk, 10 year anniversaries are celebrated very meanly hereabouts  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 31 October, 2019, 08:12:54 pm
Where are the photos of the Black Lions???

On Strava
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 October, 2019, 09:21:13 pm
Oh yes.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 November, 2019, 12:42:41 pm
Calling all ACME Gravel Section members.

As a precursor to the debauchery that is the ACME Annual Awards Evening, I am planning to ride the "Grit in the Oyster" which is the Kelvedon Oyster with as much (lawful) COR as I can add without straying too far off the proper route.  It has about 1/4 of the route as mixed surfaces - mainly good but the odd bit of grass track here and there.

Plan is to set off from the Railway Tavern in Kelvedon at 10am on Saturday and have a relatively leisurely ride.  The route is approximately this https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31416825 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31416825) but I added an extra bit yesterday around Fingringhoe.

I am not sure if I am going to straight to the Spiritual Home after a suitable bit of refuelling - that will probably depend on whether anyone actually comes with me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 November, 2019, 01:35:23 pm
Ordinarily I would, but I’ve already made plans to ride a circuitous route with Bernster to the Compasses.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 04 November, 2019, 04:47:44 pm
New stock of ACME merchandise has arrived, including:
Mens SS summer jersey with beer & caik tax sizing - £45 each
Womens SS summer jersey - £45 each
Caps - £13 each

Roubaix long sleeve (new non-orangutan length) jerseys expected soon, hopefully before the Stansted Airport Express event on Dec 7th.

Let me know if you'd like anything from the ACME shop.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 November, 2019, 05:21:52 pm
Please can you put a cap aside for me?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 06 November, 2019, 02:27:46 pm
Calling all ACME Gravel Section members.

As a precursor to the debauchery that is the ACME Annual Awards Evening, I am planning to ride the "Grit in the Oyster" which is the Kelvedon Oyster with as much (lawful) COR as I can add without straying too far off the proper route.  It has about 1/4 of the route as mixed surfaces - mainly good but the odd bit of grass track here and there.

Plan is to set off from the Railway Tavern in Kelvedon at 10am on Saturday and have a relatively leisurely ride.  The route is approximately this https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31416825 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31416825) but I added an extra bit yesterday around Fingringhoe.

I am not sure if I am going to straight to the Spiritual Home after a suitable bit of refuelling - that will probably depend on whether anyone actually comes with me.

Thanks for the route, it looks good ted, unfortunately I can't ride on Saturday or make the awards, although I'd very much like too of course.

I'll ride it sometime in the next couple of weeks, probably midweek.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 07 November, 2019, 01:51:48 pm
Afternoon All

Many moons ago myself, OD, Oaky and Aunty Helen had a pleasant Friday evening's ride to Colchester to sample a couple of pubs and then takeaway in the Victoria Inn near North Station. Obviously it turned in to a very long, messy night and I vaguely recall eventually getting home at around 3.00am.
As I'm not readily available on Wednesdays, I am proposing a repeat of said night out on Friday 29th November. Route to be determined but starting from Witham via Layer something or other. I'd like to sample the delights of the Fat Cat and Hole in the Wall in Colchester before heading over to the Victoria for late night finish and food. Last time we were there we were able to get curries from over the road and the bar kindly laid on cutlery and possibly even a plate or two.

Any takers?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 November, 2019, 02:01:44 pm
Afternoon All

Many moons ago myself, OD, Oaky and Aunty Helen had a pleasant Friday evening's ride to Colchester to sample a couple of pubs and then takeaway in the Victoria Inn near North Station. Obviously it turned in to a very long, messy night and I vaguely recall eventually getting home at around 3.00am.
As I'm not readily available on Wednesdays, I am proposing a repeat of said night out on Friday 29th November. Route to be determined but starting from Witham via Layer something or other. I'd like to sample the delights of the Fat Cat and Hole in the Wall in Colchester before heading over to the Victoria for late night finish and food. Last time we were there we were able to get curries from over the road and the bar kindly laid on cutlery and possibly even a plate or two.

Any takers?

I would have been interested, but some of us are doing a 'Helpers' Ride' for the Stansted Airport Express 100km the following day. With 100km ECE ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 November, 2019, 03:30:09 pm
Afternoon All

Many moons ago myself, OD, Oaky and Aunty Helen had a pleasant Friday evening's ride to Colchester to sample a couple of pubs and then takeaway in the Victoria Inn near North Station. Obviously it turned in to a very long, messy night and I vaguely recall eventually getting home at around 3.00am.
As I'm not readily available on Wednesdays, I am proposing a repeat of said night out on Friday 29th November. Route to be determined but starting from Witham via Layer something or other. I'd like to sample the delights of the Fat Cat and Hole in the Wall in Colchester before heading over to the Victoria for late night finish and food. Last time we were there we were able to get curries from over the road and the bar kindly laid on cutlery and possibly even a plate or two.

Any takers?

Ah yes, I remember it well, a fantastic night, unfortunately I'm not sure I am free on the 29th.  My abiding memory of that night, which I think was in 2013, was stopping on the A12 cyclepath for a team wee, after which I got back on one side of my bike and promptly fell off the other side.  I wasn't drunk at all, oh no!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 08 November, 2019, 02:17:36 pm
Ah yes, I remember it well, a fantastic night, unfortunately I'm not sure I am free on the 29th.  My abiding memory of that night, which I think was in 2013, was stopping on the A12 cyclepath for a team wee, after which I got back on one side of my bike and promptly fell off the other side.  I wasn't drunk at all, oh no!

Was it really 2013? I remember having a couple of team wees at each end of Kelvedon. Can't recall your fall though it doesn't surprise me in the least considering the state we were in.

Might put this one on the back burner till after Christmas if most are otherwise engaged on 29th. Will add it to the 2020 bucket list.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 November, 2019, 10:17:40 pm
For those pedaling to the Compasses tomorrow for the awards evening ... and I cant see why anyone wouldn't ... there may be a reason why you might want to arrive before 6pm. Depends how much faith you have in the weather forecast.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 November, 2019, 10:31:43 pm
Raining from 5?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 November, 2019, 05:21:38 am
Where’s ted’s write up of Wednesday evening  ???  I hope it’s absence has nothing to do with The Bard saying he felt his literary efforts were under appreciated, I can’t speak for others but they aren’t by me!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 November, 2019, 05:48:23 am
Raining from 5?

Are you finding an excuse to get there earlier?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 November, 2019, 11:22:19 am
Where’s ted’s write up of Wednesday evening  ???  I hope it’s absence has nothing to do with The Bard saying he felt his literary efforts were under appreciated, I can’t speak for others but they aren’t by me!

Agreed, bad form to keep us hanging waiting on for the next installment, bring back the good old days of the race to see who could post the write up the quickest in the following morning...

I think he's out on his bike today, so we'll have to await a double header tomorrow of tonight and Wednesday's episodes.....  :thumbsup:

Raining from 5?

Are you finding an excuse to get there earlier?

No - I have to ride back tonight, no team car available until after 11PM and I don't think I could survive till 11PM with a 5PM start (he says having done so in the past, but knows the following day will be shocking!  :facepalm: )
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 09 November, 2019, 04:00:59 pm
I'm not going to be along tonight folks. I've opted to stay local as the ColVelo end of year is also on....catch you all soon have fun
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 November, 2019, 03:12:07 pm
I'm not sure if the Eastern Easy Riders have become mainstream or if the lure of a beer and sausage festival means all bets are off but, whatever the reason, we ended up at the Donkey & Buskins on Wednesday for the second week in a row.

I intercepted a Witham peloton of the Hustler, Huggy, OD and Frederick Pabst in Messing and managed to just grab the back as they sped past.

We soon linked up with Tomsk v.3.1.1 and headed to the venue.  On arrival, it was encouraging to see that a couple of our junior members (Le Jiber and the Strangler) were staying up late enough to join us and, by way of contrast, Victor Meldrew, another of our veterans, managed to cycle almost a whole mile to join in the fun.  Whilst the Tomsk unit was recharging itself at its mobile support unit, the rest of us managed to secure a large table right next to the bar.

For once the Quaffers' Committee managed to intersect on several ales.  Greene King's Heritage was highly commended but it was Leigh on Sea's Renown that took the coveted Quaffers' Choice Award.  Judging wasn't easy with our resident brewer and his apprentice trying to assist us with actual knowledge and the Strangler interrupting by asking if he could be excused to go to the toilet and trying to get involved with grown up things like beer sampling.

Aside from an unusual amount of beer discussion, we managed to hold a meeting of our media sub-committee to discuss some possible tv projects.  Apparently we were enjoying ourselves too much however leading the table next to us to complain that they were having trouble talking to each.  We did manage to whisper some further discussion about gravel rides while we endeavoured not to enjoy ourselves too much in a pub at a beer festival.

I relished the short ride home and the lack of wind.  Am I the only person that still gets momentarily shocked when I come across one of the Great War soldier silhouettes in the dark ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 November, 2019, 03:30:19 pm
That’s more like!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 12 November, 2019, 09:49:59 am
"I intercepted a Witham peloton of the Hustler, Huggy, OD and Frederick Pabst in Messing and managed to just grab the back as they sped past."

I like being a brewer, but I'm not sure if that is above my status as an apprentice ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 November, 2019, 08:32:44 am
It was a cracking night at The Compasses last night, a few bullet points...

#1 We managed to fill a whole table with Carradices

#2 Toby’s Dad’s Carradice is way too clean and needs kicking round a pub carpark for an hour or two

#3 Jem got her Mid-Essex SR medal and a kiss off Tomsk, we all looked on enviously

#4 If you think the Beer Bitch has an attitude problem check out his line manager. It was pointed out to jibers that he reported to the Council of Elders, we may have to convene soon, things are getting out of hand

#5 jibers spent some time explaining how the C word was almost a complement where he comes from

#6 After threatening to ban dissenters we decided to let Josser sit with us in his own pub

#7 I’m ACME’s new life coach and already have 3 clients. ‘fandango (mid-life crisis), Andy C3333333 (issues wearing hats indoors), jibers (complex needs). I can heal body and soul

#8 The Beer Bitch needs a betterer uniform. We’re thinking a Hello Kitty Onesey with bows for epaulettes and a tail

#9 Jem will be our first female  wearer of The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny, she’s almost warming to the idea. Nik’s Nic needs to extract The Pelt from his family’s welly bin where it has languished since January

#10 Going back to saddlebags we will be offering Carradice a distressing service

And that’s it!  What have I missed? 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 14 November, 2019, 03:38:40 pm
#11 Shirking is the new Working, though this could be part of the Life Coach Thing ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 November, 2019, 04:16:02 pm
#11 Shirking is the new Working, though this could be part of the Life Coach Thing ...

I shall do my best to continue shirking. We all need a life goal.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 November, 2019, 11:48:22 am
The EER Collective somehow happened to meet in the same place again last night, despite our freewheeling style.

This week's venue was, as far as I am aware, a new one but a good one; Ye Olde Albion in Rowhedge.

As the closest person to the pub, I was, of course, the last to arrive. On arrival I was pleased to see both halves of Jemango and Leading Seaman Goldstein warming themselves by the fire.

The Albion is a proper pub with no fancy flooring or furniture and no Farrow & Ball paintwork but it was busy for the whole evening and, best of all, they have 4 real ale pumps with a constant guest ale policy.  The barman told us that they had served 484 different beers over the last 12 months.  Last night they had 6 different beers on just during the time we were there.  They also arranged bike storage for us in their side alley.  It is a fine winter bolthole for the EER Collective (Goldstein would prefer something a bit closer to Serial Killer Hall but he'll manage) and would be a perfect spot for some riverside beers in the spring.

The ad hoc committee (I had to co-opt Jemango to avoid any potential issues with our child protection policies if Goldstein was involved) sampled Jenny Morgan by Green Jack, Crafty One by Crafty and Benchmark by Bedlam and members also went off piste with White Adder by Mauldons.  Jenny Morgan was the clear winner of the Quaffers' Choice, we even had another one just to make sure.

We discussed the rugby, whether Goldstein is really Welsh or just adopting an accent to seem exotic and the correct torque for chainring bolts (where is Hotblack with his slide projector and laser pen when you need him ?). 

Having despatched Goldstein a bit earlier for his train assist, I watched from behind as the speeding steeds of Jemango disappeared up Rectory Road before turning into the wind for home.  As I struggled my way offshore, I consoled myself with the thought that EER had saved me from 2.5 hours of headwind back from Dunmow.  Beating the streetlights works for me at this time of year.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 December, 2019, 02:20:12 pm
Calling all ACME gravel riders.

I have been trying to find some suitable COR along the Stansted Airport Express Route for Saturday.

See https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31546688 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31546688).

Does anyone have any comments or suggestions and does anyone fancy this for Saturday ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 December, 2019, 02:47:41 pm
^ I'm familiar with some of those tracks - Green & Dagnet's Lane I rode [on fixed, with front panniers], with OD [well laden] and Jibers [also on fixed] last Wednesday, those round Pleshey are firm underneath and may be ok. The Chickney byway was decent gravel last time I rode it some years ago, with just one rutted section - depends if the 4x4s have got to it again since then. The bridleway from Bardfield to Saling can be very muddy, but has the long ford on the back road from Shalford Green to wash all the crud off! Cutting through Notley Country Park is usually ok, just the short muddy path up to the bridge over the A120.

Does the 'spoons have an outside tap for a hose?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 December, 2019, 04:52:59 pm
I would have been up for an adventure, but I’m helping rather than riding this Saturday.

Kelvedon Oyster is obviously going to have COR options. Sounds like we should explore the potential for Knights Templar to have some off-roady alternative routing too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 02 December, 2019, 05:13:31 pm
Calling all ACME gravel riders.

Oh God, is that what you're calling yourselves these days? Next you'll be talking about bike packing micro adventures and fuck knows what other bullshit terms to describe what people having been doing on bicycles since the 19th century...

Pretentious fucks  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 December, 2019, 05:20:37 pm
There is an as ridden version of the Grit in the Oyster in the ACME RWGPS section.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 December, 2019, 05:30:56 pm
Calling all ACME gravel riders.



Pretentious fucks  :P


Guilty as charged. 

Not joining the Mid-Essex Extreme Riding Conquering All Terrain Society (MEERCATS) on Saturday then ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 December, 2019, 05:32:42 pm
Not joining the Mid-Essex Extreme Riding Conquering All Terrain Society (MEERCATS) on Saturday then ?
Were you working on that acronym all weekend??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 December, 2019, 05:48:08 pm
Not joining the Mid-Essex Extreme Riding Conquering All Terrain Society (MEERCATS) on Saturday then ?
Were you working on that acronym all weekend??

  ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 02 December, 2019, 05:49:10 pm
It's a talent.

Sad really that it's the only one I have.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 02 December, 2019, 05:56:13 pm
Not joining the Mid-Essex Extreme Riding Conquering All Terrain Society (MEERCATS) on Saturday then ?

I think I'll stick to the roads, ta. They're bad enough at the moment to be considered off road!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 02 December, 2019, 05:58:27 pm
It's a talent.

Sad really that it's the only one I have.

How about: Ted's Weekend All Terrain Society?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 December, 2019, 08:19:59 pm
Calling all ACME gravel riders.

I have been trying to find some suitable COR along the Stansted Airport Express Route for Saturday.

See https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31546688 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31546688).

Does anyone have any comments or suggestions and does anyone fancy this for Saturday ?

The bit at km14 is the path opps the John Smiths trailer on Church Lane - I've ridden it in the dark the other direction (downhill) without an issue - but if there's a few riders heading up it in daylight, might draw attention to yourselves as you pass the house!
Cut Throat Lane is fine up till km17.6, there is no exit on to ERW so you need to follow it along to exit at the RBT (make sure you use the bridge at the ford)
I've not done Dunmow Lane (km19-21) so will be interested to see how you find it, it looks like a grass track for the most of it and an impenetrable entrance off the main road. It turns to a farm track as it exits on to Pleshey Rd.
Trail off Mashbury Road is fine till it turns to a rutted grass track about km24.9
Not sure about the bit around Beauchamp Roding, will await your report...
At km102, whynot stay on Pods Lane and use a bit of the Flitch Way to get to Fairy Hall Lane (which is a bit muddy but generally OK as noted by Tomsk)
London Rd was rubbish on Saturday with cars, so good call optimizing through Notley!

Looks like a good adventure - don't forget your bike packing bags and 1x!


 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 December, 2019, 11:46:10 pm
With one thing and another and the fact that my Black Friday bling bits didn't arrive until today, I am still building my new micro adventure backpacking gravel machine.  It is looking good though.

I will be on fixed tomorrow and sticking to the advisory route.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 December, 2019, 12:20:22 am
With one thing and another and the fact that my Black Friday bling bits didn't arrive until today, I am still building my new micro adventure backpacking gravel machine.  It is looking good though.

I will be on fixed tomorrow and sticking to the advisory route.

There's some interest in your gravel version of the Oyster on the UK Gravel Facebook forum.... are you a member there yet??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 December, 2019, 01:59:40 pm
Calling all ACME gravel riders.

Oh God, is that what you're calling yourselves these days? Next you'll be talking about bike packing micro adventures and fuck knows what other bullshit terms to describe what people having been doing on bicycles since the 19th century...

Pretentious fucks  :P


Hang on, hang on, weren't you the first to get a pretentious gravel bike about five years ago, bobb?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 December, 2019, 04:28:46 pm
Ah, fair point m’lud.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 December, 2019, 01:52:24 pm
ACME Gravel Section members hosted a discussion about riding this Saturday along some Gravel (muddy) bits of Essex...

Here's a potential, 62km loop over 51% off-road (mixture of byways and bridleways) some gravel, some will be a little muddy I expect... Meet just outside Howe Green, finish at the Spiritual Home...

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31587512

An additional 19km tunnels under the A12 at Ingatestone to take in the stunning true gravel track of Pound Wood and loops back to take in the climbing track of Chalk Hill

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31587567

I probably need to change the tyres on the Jack to something with some grip in the mud - wonder if I can resurrect my Gravelking Mud tyres after so long???

I expect it will be a dirty day a-wheel!

Any takers for the ride??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 December, 2019, 01:55:59 pm
^^^ When?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 December, 2019, 02:03:34 pm
ACME Gravel Section members hosted a discussion about riding this Saturday along some Gravel (muddy) bits of Essex...

Here's a potential, 62km loop over 51% off-road (mixture of byways and bridleways) some gravel, some will be a little muddy I expect... Meet just outside Howe Green, finish at the Spiritual Home...

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31587512

An additional 19km tunnels under the A12 at Ingatestone to take in the stunning true gravel track of Pound Wood and loops back to take in the climbing track of Chalk Hill

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31587567

I probably need to change the tyres on the Jack to something with some grip in the mud - wonder if I can resurrect my Gravelking Mud tyres after so long???

I expect it will be a dirty day a-wheel!

Any takers for the ride??

For the hard of hearing ^^^
Start time dependant on route and others, expect about 2 hours per 20 km ish (maybe quicker, but that is based off a similar (location and terrain) 40km ride in 2017  10AM might be a good start time, perhaps refreshments at Blackmore?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 December, 2019, 02:06:04 pm
Oh sorry... can’t make it  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 December, 2019, 02:06:50 pm
 😂
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 December, 2019, 02:11:32 pm
I'm not sure if I could obtain permission, but I'd like to tag along, prob drive to Littley Green.

Could we meet/start and finish in the same place?



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 December, 2019, 02:12:18 pm
Quote from: RWGPS
The route you are trying to view is not public.

Do I have to be in some kind of ACME group thing?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 December, 2019, 02:27:04 pm
Quote from: RWGPS
The route you are trying to view is not public.

Do I have to be in some kind of ACME group thing?

I've them set as (RWGPS) Friends only - let me fix that... should be public now
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 December, 2019, 02:58:30 pm
Another night, another new venue for MEMWNS.

I don't think many of us had been to the Bryony Nano Brewery & Shebeen before but it was certainly worth a visit.

I had been there previously but that was before the brewery opened so, of course, I managed to get slightly lost - in fairness, the signposting was very localised and it didn't show up at all as a recognised venue on Google Maps or Untappd.  Fortunately I came across an apparent down and out carrying a plastic bag full of salad and wearing a "Vote Uncle Jezza" rosette who directed me on my way.

It was a bit of a double whammy for us with our usual election eve activities coinciding with our annual Xmas curry, just another of the issues with winter elections I suppose but you would have expected somebody in Government to check there was no clash with the MEMWNS curry night.

Being late as usual, everyone was already tucking into the starters when I finally made it.  I did manage a sliver of poppadum before Joergen smashed the remaining bhajis and pakoras down his throat.  Also present were Tomsk, Taffy Two Rices, Hotblack, Jemango, the Hustler, the ghost of Thomas Stevens (looking remarkably like the Fixie King) and Alexander Selkirk.  The brewery landlord also seemed unusually keen to be part of the evening - we are used to friendly landlords but not ones that sit down and eat our curry with us.  Apparently he used to ride long distance (or not very long at all actually if you listen to Thomas Stevens) and even claimed to be an ancien (don't they all).  Later we were joined by OD who had been attending a dinner to mark his long service award from Royal Mail. 

We sampled Bryony's Home Hopped, EPA, Wheat Beer and Raspberry Wheat Beer and Oude Leerling's London Porter. All the ales showed well and there was a contentious and vociferous difference of opinion between the permanent members of the Quaffers' Choice Committee and the stand in office junior (not helped by the experts in the room trying to bring actual knowledge to bear).  Judging by what was being drunk at the end of the evening and how little there was left, it looked like a narrow win for Bryony's Wheat Beer which just pipped the Home Hopped.

It used to be that the MEMWNS election eve hustings was a special and much treasured event but with the recent plethora of plebiscites, referenda and political fun, we seem to be having them almost monthly.  Nevertheless, we still managed our usual lively debate.  Joergen Thunberg spoke very passionately about the environment and I know we were all very affected by his tearful "how dare you" challenge.  Whilst the Hustler's advocacy on behalf of UKIP seemed like a forlorn gesture, it did seem heartfelt and who knew that was the real reason our hospitals are so busy.  Two Rices made a valiant effort on behalf of Plaid Cymru but the fact they weren't standing in Witham was always gong to count against him.  I was just never convinced that Thomas Stevens really believed in the message he was trying to convey on behalf of Labour and was their campaign slogan really "for the few not the many - particularly if they went to minor public schools" ?  Yet again, the runaway winner was OD on behalf of the Monster Raving Loony Party.  It is rare to find someone so in tune with his party's credo that he lives by it.

After the politics we briefly touched on death and sex (mind bleach is available for Joergen's description of his morning routine in his tent) before we moved on to planning our next gravel bikepacking micro adventure.

The ride home was notable only by how cold it was and how bright the almost full moon was, so bright it looked like dawn was about to break.  Minus 3 when you were expecting plus 3 or 4 is a bit of a shock to the system and seems to have brought on my usual Xmas lurgy. 

A big thank you to Huggy for hosting us and letting us drink all his lovingly prepared beer, GS for providing even more beer, Hustler for collecting the curry and then the salad and the Fixie King and the Strangler for keeping us amused.

Only 23 sleeps until the Epiphany After Party...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 December, 2019, 04:02:49 pm
Yes, just to repeat ted’s eloquent sentiments, thanks for putting up with us  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 December, 2019, 04:06:01 pm
Yep - much appreciated!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 December, 2019, 04:12:51 pm
Yep - much appreciated!  :thumbsup:

I'm looking forward to visiting The Mighty North Hill Brewery to sample the endeavours of their head brewer GS Esq  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 December, 2019, 04:28:20 pm
Xmas Lurgy and bike build permitting, I intend to be on the gravel bikepacking micro adventure on Saturday. I will be deploying motorised assistance to the start/finish.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 December, 2019, 04:45:46 pm
I’m not available on Saturday, not that I’m feeling ready for a cycle ride yet. Hopeful for a short outing on Sunday though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 December, 2019, 05:16:04 pm
I can't get my GK's to go on the rim so no suitable tyres for Saturday at the moment - I think they have been folded for too long so not popping on to the rim even with lubrication and 140psi air.  Might try leaving them overnight with an innertube in them...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 December, 2019, 05:24:29 pm
OK, GK's fitted and seem to be staying inflated.  Subject to them staying inflated overnight I'll be out and about tomorrow... any takers?

Departing 10AM from the start point (green triangle The Street/Main Rd, Howe Street - please let me know if you are going to ride, if not then I'll skip the extra to get to Howe Street  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 December, 2019, 09:26:38 pm
I am about an hour away from completing my bike build (bleed brakes, check gears and sort bars/shifters before bar tape) but I have also left my car at Witham Station so later works for me.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 December, 2019, 10:00:39 pm
10:30, any later and we'll be cycling in the dark I think

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 December, 2019, 11:24:54 pm
Despite enthusiasm shown on Wednesday evening I won't be joining you for the Saturday gravel adventure.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 December, 2019, 11:42:17 pm
I won't be ready by 10.30 but we definitely need to do it some other time.

Have a good ride.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 December, 2019, 11:49:21 pm
Ok, muddy lonesome....

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 14 December, 2019, 07:25:23 pm
How muddy was it?  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 December, 2019, 07:35:56 pm
How muddy was it? 
Bike was cleaner than expected but mostly self cleaned by the amount of water around!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191214/a3d5832411f2c8770b86715884d3c66b.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191214/905187b234451fdd322374068ff30fba.jpg)

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 15 December, 2019, 01:39:47 am
I recognise the second one. Always no problem going through the stream on my MTB. In fact it had run dry last summer!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 December, 2019, 02:46:23 pm
I recognise the second one. Always no problem going through the stream on my MTB. In fact it had run dry last summer!

Yeah I've been through it in the summer but it was too boggy and deep this time round :) Plus there are a load of bricks in there which I'd rather see before discovering them submerged.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 15 December, 2019, 04:57:03 pm
Is the second one up a little lane by a church near holybred Wood?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 15 December, 2019, 05:48:41 pm
Is the second one up a little lane by a church near holybred Wood?

It's sort of between Radley Green and Cooksmill Green.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 December, 2019, 05:49:42 pm
Is the second one up a little lane by a church near holybred Wood?

Colley Bridge Lane near Radley Green

Here's the route and pics

https://www.strava.com/activities/2932443556
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 December, 2019, 09:39:49 am
Merry Christmas ACME Chums!

To those fortunate enough to be able to get out over the holidays, have fun and stay warm, dry and safe. See you all in the New Year.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 December, 2019, 07:40:48 pm
Merry Christmas ACME Chums!

To those fortunate enough to be able to get out over the holidays, have fun and stay warm, dry and safe. See you all in the New Year.  :thumbsup:

I’m surviving, I hope everyone else is.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 January, 2020, 11:25:40 am
I intend riding a route check of the Kelvedon Oyster on Saturday morning - leaving Kelvedon at 9am - High Tide is at 12.30 so need to be on Mersea by about 11.45 latest.

Also looking for a volunteer(s) to run the first control - could be a relay of riders or someone willing to sit there between 10.03 and 11.10 (assuming starts at 9.30 and 10.00 and a bit of help with cards at the start and finish.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 January, 2020, 12:19:06 pm
Yes - up for both route check and helping, can do control on day at Pebmarsh
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 10 January, 2020, 08:13:31 am
The official date is no longer possible for me, so Saturday would be good. Is there a gpx route?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 January, 2020, 08:59:55 am
The official date is no longer possible for me, so Saturday would be good. Is there a gpx route?

On the Auk event page (I'll add it to the ACME RWGPS account this morning if that helps)

https://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/20-245/

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 January, 2020, 09:11:00 am
Here's a fettled version of the AUK route, the lack of GPX points means that there is more than a few ways to navigate through Colchester which isn't ideal! 

I think I've captured the intended path!

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31725931

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 10 January, 2020, 10:16:54 am
 :thumbsup:  Diamond.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 January, 2020, 11:39:50 am
I will swap the GPX on the AUK website for an as ridden version anyway.

I know the route through Colchester anyway.

Leaving 9am from the Railway Tavern.

See you tomorrow on whatever bike I can have operational by then.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 10 January, 2020, 01:04:14 pm
Clown bike?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 January, 2020, 01:27:33 pm
Hopefully not  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 13 January, 2020, 07:47:08 pm
A thought: an Arrow Pubinar soon? Something to consider in the next few weeks ... at the usual well-located venue The Battesford Court and in consideration of those who have Brexit Vouchers to use up? [To confirm, I won't be out this Wednesday evening.]

A winter group perm has also been mentioned recently, maybe a multi-arrow-team ride? Horsepower Helpers' Ride will be coming up in about six weeks too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 January, 2020, 08:54:33 pm
We are also not far off the 12 week rail ticket buying window.

There was talk of an Alternative Arrow on Saturday - ie Huntingdon.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 January, 2020, 09:05:01 pm
We are also not far off the 12 week rail ticket buying window.

There was talk of an Alternative Arrow on Saturday - ie Huntingdon.
Oh YES!!  An arrow to Huntingdon, obviously to get there before The Spread Eagle Happy Hour ends because it would be rude not to, then train assist around East Anglia home  :thumbsup:
(Hopefully not on a cold, wet & windy day but that did kind of add to the charm of the final destination for recovery.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 January, 2020, 09:07:11 pm
We are also not far off the 12 week rail ticket buying window.

There was talk of an Alternative Arrow on Saturday - ie Huntingdon.
Oh YES!!  An arrow to Huntingdon, obviously to get there before The Spread Eagle Happy Hour ends because it would be rude not to, then train assist around East Anglia home  :thumbsup:
(Hopefully not on a cold, wet & windy day but that did kind of add to the charm of the final destination for recovery.)

Tell me more!  How many miles is that?  And when?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 January, 2020, 10:57:48 pm
There is ‘Spoons overnight option as well...

It was The Falcon anyway.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 January, 2020, 11:26:52 pm
We are also not far off the 12 week rail ticket buying window.

There was talk of an Alternative Arrow on Saturday - ie Huntingdon.
Oh YES!!  An arrow to Huntingdon, obviously to get there before The Spread Eagle Happy Hour ends because it would be rude not to, then train assist around East Anglia home  :thumbsup:
(Hopefully not on a cold, wet & windy day but that did kind of add to the charm of the final destination for recovery.)

Tell me more!  How many miles is that?  And when?

A quick auto-route on RWGPS suggests around 100km going via Cambridge... https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31748952
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2020, 07:19:38 am
Sounds good. Good Friday?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 January, 2020, 08:17:04 am
Sounds good. Good Friday?

I'd certainly prefer closer to teh start of the weekend as I would still want to take advantage of heading North for family...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2020, 10:07:08 am
Sounds good. Good Friday?

I'd certainly prefer closer to teh start of the weekend as I would still want to take advantage of heading North for family...

I’m not saying I’m in, just exploring possibilities.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 January, 2020, 10:12:12 am
We're not saying you're invited, just exploring possibilities.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 14 January, 2020, 10:14:26 am
OD will probably have a cheese & wine tasting to go to anyway
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2020, 10:16:31 am
OD will probably have a cheese & wine tasting to go to anyway

Yes probably. I’ll be up for the plan but bail at the last moment for something spurious like cheese and wine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 14 January, 2020, 10:17:34 am
OD will probably have a cheese & wine tasting to go to anyway

Yes probably. I’ll be up for the plan but bail at the last moment for something spurious like cheese and wine  :thumbsup:
No change there then  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2020, 10:18:57 am
Anyhow enough of this tomfoolery, please can you get over to the MEMWNS thread and comment on the jersey designs I’ve posted.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 January, 2020, 10:30:15 am
There are rooms available at the 'Spoons residence at the moment.  Not sure about bike storage as the rooms look a bit better than IBIS budget.

A morning start from Witham following the classic 2018 route with lunch in Hertford might work.  It was a fairly involved train journey but we could take provisions...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: telstarbox on 22 January, 2020, 08:41:27 am
OT, but Michael Portillo's train saga comes to Witham tonight:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000dl77

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 January, 2020, 10:29:24 am
OT, but Michael Portillo's train saga comes to Witham tonight:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000dl77

Thanks for the heads up, I shall give it a watch!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 February, 2020, 07:30:07 pm
ACME Audax plans for the spring? Here's mine:

16th Feb: Brazier's Run 100, no ECE, just a few miles to/from the start.

22nd Feb: Chiltern Grit 100, + 100km ECE back home afterwards.

7th Mar: Horsepower 200, Helpers' Ride.

22nd Mar: Pork Pie 200, + 50km ECE to/from.

29th Mar: Stevenage Start of Summertime 200, + 50km ECE to/from.

Might be up to a 400km Easter Arrow after all that ...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 03 February, 2020, 08:02:31 pm
Are we planning an arrow planning evening?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 February, 2020, 09:16:52 pm
ACME Audax plans for the spring? Here's mine:

....

7th Mar: Horsepower 200, Helpers' Ride.

22nd Mar: Pork Pie 200, + 50km ECE to/from.

29th Mar: Stevenage Start of Summertime 200, + 50km ECE to/from.

Might be up to a 400km Easter Arrow after all that ...

I need to ride the Horsepower on the day this year as there's a Kent ride the weekend before. I'll be looking at ECE options on the Horsepower, but it'll be a challenge given the 7am start.

22nd Mar - Pork Pie 200 + ECE - that's my plan also, which is what I managed last year

29th Mar - Summertime 200 + ECE - that is also my plan

No Easter Arrow for me this year, as I'm riding a 600km off-road event up north over that weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 February, 2020, 01:08:32 pm
Are we planning an arrow planning evening?

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Was mooted a few weeks ago - distinct lack of enthusiasm! BFC is up for a fixed Arrow I know, but happy to mix things up if there's just the one ACME Team. I'd like to get route planning done and entries off by early March - so a Wednesday evening soon???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 February, 2020, 02:25:57 pm
Team Huggy are planning to ride the classic 2018 route.

Obviously this will mean the ride will finish at the Falcon in Huntingdon during happy hour on Friday evening before a relaxing train-assisted journey home to Mid-Essex  :thumbsup:

The Strangler and Fandango have expressed an interest in joining the team and with no limits on numbers for an alternative arrow, all are welcome.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 04 February, 2020, 02:48:59 pm
Team Huggy are planning to ride the classic 2018 route.

Obviously this will mean the ride will finish at the Falcon in Huntingdon during happy hour on Friday evening before a relaxing train-assisted journey home to Mid-Essex  :thumbsup:

The Strangler and Fandango have expressed an interest in joining the team and with no limits on numbers for an alternative arrow, all are welcome.
Will have to pick up the pace or not spend quite so long in Witham & Hitchin 'spoons if we're going to make happy hour at the Falcon  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 04 February, 2020, 03:03:24 pm
Team Huggy are planning to ride the classic 2018 route.

Obviously this will mean the ride will finish at the Falcon in Huntingdon during happy hour on Friday evening before a relaxing train-assisted journey home to Mid-Essex  :thumbsup:

The Strangler and Fandango have expressed an interest in joining the team and with no limits on numbers for an alternative arrow, all are welcome.

This works perfectly for my 2020 audax goal of Nil points, Many Pints -  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 February, 2020, 03:25:19 pm
Will you be continuing on from Hitchin this time or leaving us there ?

It is tradition after all.

The Falcon is worth the extra mileage, it has a fire remember.

Happy Hour should be doable.  We all work better with a goal to aim for.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 04 February, 2020, 03:42:15 pm
Will you be continuing on from Hitchin this time or leaving us there ?

It is tradition after all.

The Falcon is worth the extra mileage, it has a fire remember.

Happy Hour should be doable.  We all work better with a goal to aim for.

I'll be in for the whole thing this time  ;D. The only reason I left at Hitchin was that I thought you were all going on to York and I'd had enough of being soaked by then and my brother was only 10 miles away. I wished afterwards, I stayed and enjoyed the Full Experience. So it's unfinished business.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nim on 04 February, 2020, 04:11:59 pm
Are we planning an arrow planning evening?

Was mooted a few weeks ago - distinct lack of enthusiasm! BFC is up for a fixed Arrow I know, but happy to mix things up if there's just the one ACME Team. I'd like to get route planning done and entries off by early March - so a Wednesday evening soon???

I would very interested in an Easter Arrow to York this year. I should be back on my fixed wheel bike for distance by that point, so potentially interested in a fixed or mixed ACME team.

An in-person Wednesday planning meeting might be difficult for me to make due to my work location in west Londonshire but do consider me *interested*.

Nim
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 February, 2020, 04:30:05 pm
I mentioned elsewhere that No 2 son had decided to ride through 6 countries in 5 days.  Needless to say, I have ended up organising everything and will also now be riding as well.

This is the route so far.  Leaving Harwich (country 1) on the night sailing on the 9th July and returning on the night sailing from Hoek on the 14th.

The route is fairly front loaded and attempts to mix covering the distance with sticking to decent surfaces and seeing interesting things.  If anyone can see anything obviously wrong or has any better suggestions, please let me know.  If you have a burning desire to join us, you would probably be most welcome.

Day 1

Hoek to Namur (countries 2 and 3)

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31825211 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31825211)

Day 2

Namur to Bastogne (country 4)

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31797520 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31797520)

Day 3

Bastogne to Maastricht (countries 5 and 6)

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31872864 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31872864)

Day 4

Maastricht to Breda

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31802781 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31802781)

Day 5

Breda to Hoek

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31836959 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/31836959)





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 February, 2020, 06:44:05 pm
Any interest in this??

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EP7ZHwDXkAE41A_?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 February, 2020, 07:35:59 pm
Any interest in this??

£1 for bike parking!

Unfortunately I'm riding a penny farthing that day. The ultimate fixie.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 February, 2020, 08:30:25 pm
Yes to Tour of Flanders in Blackmore  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 04 February, 2020, 09:04:38 pm
The Strangler and Fandango have expressed an interest in joining the team and with no limits on numbers for an alternative arrow, all are welcome.
An arrowlet sounds rather fun and train back to London is easy-peasy (assuming no engineering works of course) or of course stay over (assuming this is a Friday outing) and ride the Nederlandse Dubbele the next day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 February, 2020, 04:19:15 pm
We get a mention at the bottom of this news article which was a nice surprise!   :thumbsup:

OD - is this the chap you were talking about last night?

https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/cyclist-peter-90-set-for-another-season-racing-1-6501708?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social_Icon&utm_campaign=in_article_social_icons&fbclid=IwAR20oFT-qciiUBVaIApusniPjMlplgscVaquV4qOkr3hmEGrD2ftV82hEtk
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 06 February, 2020, 04:26:06 pm
I reckon we need to saw one of his legs off and count the growth rings to check his age!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 06 February, 2020, 04:42:39 pm
We get a mention at the bottom of this news article which was a nice surprise!   :thumbsup:

OD - is this the chap you were talking about last night?

https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/cyclist-peter-90-set-for-another-season-racing-1-6501708?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social_Icon&utm_campaign=in_article_social_icons&fbclid=IwAR20oFT-qciiUBVaIApusniPjMlplgscVaquV4qOkr3hmEGrD2ftV82hEtk

Legend.   I saw Pete and Mary at the ECCA lunch on Sunday.   Inspirational people.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 February, 2020, 06:09:34 pm
We get a mention at the bottom of this news article which was a nice surprise!   :thumbsup:

OD - is this the chap you were talking about last night?

https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/cyclist-peter-90-set-for-another-season-racing-1-6501708?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social_Icon&utm_campaign=in_article_social_icons&fbclid=IwAR20oFT-qciiUBVaIApusniPjMlplgscVaquV4qOkr3hmEGrD2ftV82hEtk

What the bloke who cycled down the A12?  If so no.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 06 February, 2020, 07:50:22 pm
My bike ride today included a trip to the White Hart, Margaretting Tye. I felt it had changed for the worse.

The "specials" boards have been taken from the wall opposite the bar.

Only 2 ales seemed to be available, both on hand-pump. The wide selection of gravity drawn stuff in the tap Room appears to be no more.

The food was, I felt, over-priced and nothing to write home about.

This is the first time I have been in there for a few months.

Am I going to have to patronise The Hoop instead?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 February, 2020, 08:10:45 pm
We did the hoop and it was Ok aside from a bit busy, our only complaint was being rushed out to unlock our bikes so they could lock up outside but then hanging around for another 15mins faffing to see we need not have rushed!

Last time we did White H it we were accommodated ok but there was a bit of a lack of beer range. It's a bit gastro now I think.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 06 February, 2020, 08:21:34 pm
My visits tend to be lunch times so no likelihood of them locking the back gates. I went to the hoop about a year ago and it was good. I have always like the WH but was disappointed today. Maybe the MEMW mob might like to go on a fact-finding visit soon?  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 February, 2020, 09:36:56 pm
Based on prior lack of beer range, probably not one for a Wednesday...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 February, 2020, 08:15:11 am
Greetings one and all, please can I remind you lovely people that in a fortnight, that’s Saturday 29th February, I’m having a birthday party!  And you’re invited!  My team of party planners are hard at work so more detail to follow but please block out some or all of Saturday afternoon and evening!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 16 February, 2020, 07:50:55 pm
If Steve's birthday is 29th February then that accounts for his behaviour. He's actually only 13.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 February, 2020, 08:12:36 pm
If Steve's birthday is 29th February then that accounts for his behaviour. He's actually only 13.

Sorry to disappoint, I was actually born on 27th February 1964  :smug:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 February, 2020, 08:21:38 pm
Is it just me, or does Oscar's Dad's profile picture look more like Carlos than Carlos does?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 16 February, 2020, 08:39:30 pm
If Steve's birthday is 29th February then that accounts for his behaviour. He's actually only 13.

Sorry to disappoint, I was actually born on 27th February 1964  :smug:

Sorry. 14.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 16 February, 2020, 11:23:37 pm
Will have to pick up the pace or not spend quite so long in Witham & Hitchin 'spoons if we're going to make happy hour at the Falcon  :thumbsup:
Hitchin 'spoons is pretty close to home for me...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 February, 2020, 06:39:34 am
I’ve made some arrangements for the ACME Alternative Arrow.  I have booked a (twin) room at the Sandford House Wetherspoons in Huntingdon for the night of Friday 10th April.
My plan is to replicate the 2018 Arrow route via Hitchin, enjoy the hospitality of the Falcon, stay the Friday night, ‘spoons breakfast in the morning then ride home by a TBD route.
If anyone is thinking similar, rooms are currently very reasonable at £39/night, probably similar to a train ticket home on the Friday. ‘Non-muddy’ bikes may be taken in to the room.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 February, 2020, 08:34:02 am
I’ve made some arrangements for the ACME Alternative Arrow.  I have booked a (twin) room at the Sandford House Wetherspoons in Huntingdon for the night of Friday 10th April.
My plan is to replicate the 2018 Arrow route via Hitchin, enjoy the hospitality of the Falcon, stay the Friday night, ‘spoons breakfast in the morning then ride home by a TBD route.
If anyone is thinking similar, rooms are currently very reasonable at £39/night, probably similar to a train ticket home on the Friday. ‘Non-muddy’ bikes may be taken in to the room.

That sounds OK, let me have a chat with Head Office...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 February, 2020, 01:20:16 pm
I’ve made some arrangements for the ACME Alternative Arrow.  I have booked a (twin) room at the Sandford House Wetherspoons in Huntingdon for the night of Friday 10th April.
My plan is to replicate the 2018 Arrow route via Hitchin, enjoy the hospitality of the Falcon, stay the Friday night, ‘spoons breakfast in the morning then ride home by a TBD route.
If anyone is thinking similar, rooms are currently very reasonable at £39/night, probably similar to a train ticket home on the Friday. ‘Non-muddy’ bikes may be taken in to the room.

Shows how much you know, it's not £39 on the train, it's £40.20.

There is a train leaving Huntingdon at 21.19, arriving Colchester at 23.42 with one change at Peterborough.  If anyone else can't stay over, I could do it that way.  It's not very efficient compared to Huggy's version but I promised Mrs Shred a weekend away so perhaps I might have to wait until another broken arrow opportunity arises.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 17 February, 2020, 07:37:17 pm
I’ve made some arrangements for the ACME Alternative Arrow.  I have booked a (twin) room at the Sandford House Wetherspoons in Huntingdon for the night of Friday 10th April.
My plan is to replicate the 2018 Arrow route via Hitchin, enjoy the hospitality of the Falcon, stay the Friday night, ‘spoons breakfast in the morning then ride home by a TBD route.
If anyone is thinking similar, rooms are currently very reasonable at £39/night, probably similar to a train ticket home on the Friday. ‘Non-muddy’ bikes may be taken in to the room.

Jemango all booked in. I am really looking forward to this.
Perfect for my Nil Points, many Pints year  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 17 February, 2020, 08:01:47 pm
Is it just me, or does Oscar's Dad's profile picture look more like Carlos than Carlos does?

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty, but incredibly handsome boy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2020, 08:29:07 am
Is it just me, or does Oscar's Dad's profile picture look more like Carlos than Carlos does?

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty, but incredibly handsome boy.

Who?  Me or you?  To be honest I think we're both absolutely stunning  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 18 February, 2020, 08:58:16 am
Is it just me, or does Oscar's Dad's profile picture look more like Carlos than Carlos does?

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty, but incredibly handsome boy.

Who?  Me or you?  To be honest I think we're both absolutely stunning  :thumbsup:

 :facepalm: In the context of you two the word "stunning" can only mean "to cause shock, astonishment or disbelief......"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 February, 2020, 09:16:02 am
Is it just me, or does Oscar's Dad's profile picture look more like Carlos than Carlos does?

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty, but incredibly handsome boy.

Who?  Me or you?  To be honest I think we're both absolutely stunning  :thumbsup:

 :facepalm: In the context of you two the word "stunning" can only mean "to cause shock, astonishment or disbelief......"

Only in so much as we're both amazing human beings   O:-)  There's 'fandango with his amazingly pert bottom and me with my Healing Hands TM  :smug:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 February, 2020, 05:47:44 pm
Right then, me 56th birthday party on Saturday 29th February, we have an itinerary.  The day has been divided into segments so you can pick and chose - just drop in for a bit or stay for the whole thing - you'll be most welcome.  It looks like this...

3pm until 5pm – Afternoon Tea!
- Who doesn’t like a French Fancy?
- We’ll provide the brew
- You bring Mr Kipling and friends

5pm until 7pm – Party Games!
- Rediscover your lost childhood!
- Old favourites
- New takes

7pm until 9pm – Mingle Time!
- Feeling peckish?  Fill up at the Pot Noodle Bar!
- Feeling creative?  Dive into the drinks cupboard and invent your own cocktail!  Prizes for the best (over 18s only)
- Feeling lonely?  Pop into the Man Cave for a chat with the bikes!  Fred, Dakota, BJ, Penelope and Victoria love company and are fantastic listeners

9pm onwards – The After Party!
- Try not to annoy the neighbours too much!

There will be some drinkipoos and things to eat but feel very free, freer than you've every felt before, free as a bird or a unicorn to bring drinks and food.

Any questions???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 23 February, 2020, 04:24:49 pm
Will afternoon tea be child friendly. They're house trained and don't aften bite strangers
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 February, 2020, 04:39:42 pm
Will afternoon tea be child friendly. They're house trained and don't aften bite strangers

Most certainly!  We have one child attending already (not me). How old are your tiddlers?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 23 February, 2020, 06:29:23 pm
8 and 6. Cool we will be along with some cake or similar
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 February, 2020, 08:51:13 am
Smashing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 28 February, 2020, 04:52:42 pm
It bothers me just how much you look like Bloomers in your Avatar Pic!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 28 February, 2020, 06:51:33 pm
It bothers me just how much you look like Bloomers in your Avatar Pic!

And me as well, apparently. It must be an age thing, in ten years time, you tippers will look like us too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 February, 2020, 07:53:41 pm
It bothers me just how much you look like Bloomers in your Avatar Pic!

And me as well, apparently. It must be an age thing, in ten years time, you tippers will look like us too.

That must mean I could commit a heinous crime and blame you or bloomers!  Or vice versa I guess!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 02 March, 2020, 10:07:05 am
OD thanks for the hosting Saturday. My children were rathe excited by the "magic pots" you gave them and had them for the last night.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 March, 2020, 10:20:58 am
OD thanks for the hosting Saturday. My children were rathe excited by the "magic pots" you gave them and had them for the last night.

 Changing the world for the better one Pot Noodle at a time!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 March, 2020, 07:42:55 pm
Four of us out in the rain last night, though apparently it was easing from the west - Elliot and psyclist got off lightly, Grey Sheep set out then went back for the rainlegs, whereas I had only about 10 minutes proper stuff before it eased to gentle precipitation. I can report that the flood at the 'Uts is still there, and another at the foot of the climb to Widdington [yes, I did do some miles and not just tootle the three miles from home]. Nice to be home well before midnight for a change.

We sampled: Three Little Pigs [light and hoppy] from the Slaughterhouse Brewery in Warwick and Black Pig Porter [very Imperial Russian in style], Wantsum Brewery, St Nicholas at Wade, Kent. The plethora of porcines caused a little confusion with the ordering, even on this small scale, and not least to the barman, but both brews went down a treat. There was also Maldon Gold [no pigs involved]!

I have £1.50 in the kitty to hand on to the B.B. for the curry fund.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 March, 2020, 09:03:02 pm
Sounds like a good beer selection.  I probably benefited from a night off the booze, but my planned escape out today to make up didn't go to plan due to the forecast being wetter than the overcast it had promised - tomorrow is looking better but I am on MOT duty yet again  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 March, 2020, 06:42:30 am
Four of us out in the rain last night, though apparently it was easing from the west - Elliot and psyclist got off lightly, Grey Sheep set out then went back for the rainlegs, whereas I had only about 10 minutes proper stuff before it eased to gentle precipitation. I can report that the flood at the 'Uts is still there, and another at the foot of the climb to Widdington [yes, I did do some miles and not just tootle the three miles from home]. Nice to be home well before midnight for a change.

We sampled: Three Little Pigs [light and hoppy] from the Slaughterhouse Brewery in Warwick and Black Pig Porter [very Imperial Russian in style], Wantsum Brewery, St Nicholas at Wade, Kent. The plethora of porcines caused a little confusion with the ordering, even on this small scale, and not least to the barman, but both brews went down a treat. There was also Maldon Gold [no pigs involved]!

I have £1.50 in the kitty to hand on to the B.B. for the curry fund.

Well done Tomsk and co.  I can't make next week either, I'm away with work  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bloomers100 on 10 March, 2020, 03:27:39 pm
It bothers me just how much you look like Bloomers in your Avatar Pic!

the lucky bastard
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2020, 03:57:07 pm
It bothers me just how much you look like Bloomers in your Avatar Pic!

the lucky bastard

Perhaps we’re twins separated at birth!  Should we do a DNA test?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 10 March, 2020, 04:01:34 pm
I wouldn't recommend it - so many of the things you like to do are only permitted for higher primates.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2020, 04:10:15 pm
I wouldn't recommend it - so many of the things you like to do are only permitted for higher primates.

I doubt that very much!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 March, 2020, 09:23:03 am
A bit last minute I know but I’m planning on bimbling over to the Pop Up Compasses this lunchtime. Not sure when I’ll set off from Witham but if you fancy meeting up let me know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 March, 2020, 06:58:28 pm
My first 'Socially Isolated' ride. Just 50 miles down to Maldon and back, with a flask of coffee and some snacks, though the kiosk by the lake in Promenade Park was doing takeaways and the baker's and various other places in town were open too.

Quite a few people on bikes (as opposed to enthusiasts), taking advantage of the sunshine and quiet roads. Runners, walkers, horse-riders too. I was caught by a club group, well spread out, on North Hill, managing to keep pace, sort of, with the mid-tail-enders. I should add I was on the very solid Kona Lava Dome hub geared tourer/commuter/rough-stuffer, with well stocked Carradice Camper saddlebag.

I got the impression that there were a lot of good vibes about, among all on the roads.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 March, 2020, 08:34:08 pm
I did a 44km loop heading west, and experienced very similar. Lots of walkers and cyclists, with the majority of the latter appearing to be 'non-enthusiasts' just out for a bimble. Drivers were brilliant too, with more than usual needing me to wave them through when they were being a bit too cautious.

It felt more warming than usual to have the acknowledgement from other cyclists.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 March, 2020, 11:44:01 pm
Looks like the not-an arrow will need to be postponed?? No pubs open for a while and such like. I think I'll cancel my booking at the hotel tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 24 March, 2020, 12:05:13 am
I think all hotels have been ordered to close anyway. https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/874732/230320_-_Revised_guidance_note_-_finalVF.pdf
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 March, 2020, 09:10:32 am
Looks like the not-an arrow will need to be postponed?? No pubs open for a while and such like. I think I'll cancel my booking at the hotel tomorrow.

I've just emailed to cancel my reservation  :'(  There doesn't seem to be a cancellation button.  I was really looking forward to the Not-The-Arrow.  We shall have to do it once this unpleasantness is out the way.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 March, 2020, 05:16:54 pm
Fixie folk...

In the past I've got up TMNH on BJ the Fixie but its been a real struggle.  I had a go the other morning and had to get off and push up the steepest bit rather than do myself a mischief; its not a leg thing, I just run out of puff.

BJ's chain ring is 44T, at the moment his cog is 18T but I have a 22T which I could try.  Obviously I could just give it a go rather than ask daft questions here and I shall but does anyone else have experience of 44x22?  I imagine its quite spinny.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 26 March, 2020, 05:39:47 pm
53-54 inches, could be difficult down hill and on the flat. Doesn’t hurt to try though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 March, 2020, 06:27:02 pm
53-54 inches, could be difficult down hill and on the flat. Doesn’t hurt to try though.

Actually, come to fink of it BJ has a flippy / floppy hub so I could put the bigger cog on the other side.  At the mo there's a freewheel on there, which I think I remember someone saying were bastards to get off but it's worth investigating.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 26 March, 2020, 07:07:55 pm
From 18 to 22 might need a different chain length.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 March, 2020, 07:11:13 pm
From 18 to 22 might need a different chain length.

Yes I had thought about that. I think once I have finished Fred’s cleaning, servicing and upgrade programme I will turn my attention to BJ. Dakota has already been done.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 26 March, 2020, 07:22:49 pm
Actually, come to fink of it BJ has a flippy / floppy hub so I could put the bigger cog on the other side.  At the mo there's a freewheel on there, which I think I remember someone saying were bastards to get off but it's worth investigating.
If the hub is designed for free/fixed, the free side might not be threaded to accept a locknut to use with the fixed cog. Depending on the make/model of freewheel you'll need a specific tool (and from experience a very large spanner and the ability to put your whole bodyweight on it).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 March, 2020, 07:32:42 pm
Actually, come to fink of it BJ has a flippy / floppy hub so I could put the bigger cog on the other side.  At the mo there's a freewheel on there, which I think I remember someone saying were bastards to get off but it's worth investigating.
If the hub is designed for free/fixed, the free side might not be threaded to accept a locknut to use with the fixed cog. Depending on the make/model of freewheel you'll need a specific tool (and from experience a very large spanner and the ability to put your whole bodyweight on it).

If needs be I’ll walk it round to BFC’s house!  In my experience he’ll fix most issues in exchange for beer  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: cycleman on 26 March, 2020, 07:58:03 pm
Many years ago when I had a fixed cycle (a hobbs grass track)I ran a58 inch gear which I could just get up a 1in7 hill with. I found that it was easier to slow down than when I used a 72 inch gear. I remember riding the beech hill 200 using it and riding out to wild camp at the site of the Roman town of silcester , :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 March, 2020, 10:07:41 am
I rode the lumpy old "Dorset Coast" 200km a couple of times on fixed. Firstly on 65", then lowered to 60" the following year, but to be honest I still walked the same steeper hills (Abbotsbury and Spyway, just about keeping up with Brian Callow on the latter, he tacking on the very narrow lane, back wheel hardly moving) and downhill was on the brakes a lot to avoid kneecaps going onto orbit.

In Essex at least, I find 65" best for winter and 72" the rest of the time, though 75" is good for the Fens and I have managed to grind it up the 10% climb of Canwick Hill south out of Lincoln. The advantage of a lower fixed gear in winter, to me (apart from generally lower fitness) is the ability to stay seated on climbs, which gives a bit more control and traction on slippery surfaces.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 27 March, 2020, 10:36:13 am
If needs be I’ll walk it round to BFC’s house!  In my experience he’ll fix most issues in exchange for beer  :-*

Sensible approach - BFC will definitely get it sorted  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 March, 2020, 10:50:58 am
If needs be I’ll walk it round to BFC’s house!  In my experience he’ll fix most issues in exchange for beer  :-*

Sensible approach - BFC will definitely get it sorted  :thumbsup:

I just have to finish re-taping Fred's bars, I've reverted from down tube to bar end shifters, and then I will turn my attention to BJ.  Not only can I have a look at his gearing but I have some Midge bars to try on him.  They worked really well on Son of Oscar the Ribble, not quite as good as the Salsa Woodchippers I have on Fred, but much less expensive!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 March, 2020, 10:28:32 am
I wonder if the doggers are still down at Hurrells Lane ford.  You'd hope not as I'm not sure social distancing works with dogging.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 31 March, 2020, 10:30:40 am
I wonder if the doggers are still down at Hurrells Lane ford.  You'd hope not as I'm not sure social distancing works with dogging.
No need to social distance with members of the same household van  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 March, 2020, 10:59:41 am
I wonder if the doggers are still down at Hurrells Lane ford.  You'd hope not as I'm not sure social distancing works with dogging.
No need to social distance with members of the same household van  :facepalm:

We should send someone to check.  Who lives nearest...?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 31 March, 2020, 01:19:44 pm
Jem has a fondness for getting dirty knees at Hurrells Lane ford, she may be happy to carry out a reconnaissance.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 March, 2020, 02:26:07 pm
Jem has a fondness for getting dirty knees at Hurrells Lane ford, she may be happy to carry out a reconnaissance.

Very public spirited!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 31 March, 2020, 07:59:18 pm
I wonder if the doggers are still down at Hurrells Lane ford.  You'd hope not as I'm not sure social distancing works with dogging.
No need to social distance with members of the same household van  :facepalm:

My brother (AKA The Danbury Dogger) says it's never been the same down Hurrells Lane since huggy sold his white van, you know, the one with the mattress in the back :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 31 March, 2020, 08:01:10 pm
Jem has a fondness for getting dirty knees at Hurrells Lane ford, she may be happy to carry out a reconnaissance.

Very public spirited!

I'll point her in the right direction tomorrow morning on her way to work :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 01 April, 2020, 11:07:56 pm
I wonder if the doggers are still down at Hurrells Lane ford.  You'd hope not as I'm not sure social distancing works with dogging.

Get down there in your NCN Ranger outfit and spray paint some 2 metre distancing lines.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 May, 2020, 12:07:49 pm
Things have changed a bit since my last Wednesday night outing.

The obvious differences are the very short haircuts sported by OD and the Quizmaster General.

The fact we are on Zoom rather than in a pub is also worthy of a mention.

Otherwise it's plus ca change really.  In these new realities it is comforting to see that OD is still as daft as something very daft - last night he was cooking hot dogs and onions on a Trangia to recreate the authentic experience of a Boss Hogg's kebab.  I bet a few short weeks ago none of us really expected to spend an evening transfixed by kebab cam, then again, none of us were.  The least he could have done was set himself on fire and mistake the meths bottle for a fire extinguisher.

I logged in to find Mr and Mrs Jiber, QG, the Hustler, Bernster, Toby's Dad, Juan Sebastian Elcano, Tomsk, Oaky and mein host Huggy staring at their cameras, waiting for somebody to say something, actually say anything really.  Normally at this point we would be unpacking our bikes and marvelling at my latest engineering feat/unexplained noise and handing over our hard earned to the BB.  On Zoom we wait for OD's usual mouth/brain interface malfunction to manifest itself and then we're off.  "Has anyone done anything exciting this week then ?" he eventually blurted.  You can imagine the rush of fascinating lockdown tales that followed - ranging from a trip to the shops to walking to the end of the street - hijinks indeed.  Those two minutes fairly flew by. 

Fortunately we were rescued by the arrival of our special guest - a goat in a pen.  According to QG, who had arranged the whole thing, having a captive animal appear during a Zoom call is all the rage in the wacky world of project management.  I can see why, who could fail to be won over by a goat trying to get to sleep while someone films it.  Then, suddenly, events took a dramatic turn - "we may have to cut this short" said the cryptic message on goat cam, "Lisa is kidding" then appeared.  Being slow on the uptake, I thought they meant the cutting short message was a hilarious prank but, no, Lisa really was kidding (the fact Lisa the goat was heavily pregnant should have been a sufficient clue).  QG has promised to follow up with the goat cam people.  Perhaps they will name it after one of us - Hustler the Kid has a bit of a ring.

Things took a definite upturn when we moved onto reminisces of WWII.  It is often surprising how few people actually undertook active duty at the front but there were a few to be remembered.  I really liked Tomsk's tale of Tomsk pere who was stationed in Egypt but not just racing around in tanks with Monty or drinking ice cold beer in Alexandria. The talented Tomsk senior was drawing maps in his makeshift studio in a tomb in the Valley of the Kings.  I wonder if they let him out sometimes to watch Huggy's dad and uncle refereeing army football matches.

The next exciting conversation starter was "what are you doing for VE Day".  Clearly only Tomsk knew it was VE Day on Friday and only Tomsk knew that Prosecco was the correct drink - I suppose it helps if you were there first time around.  That was another well spent two minutes.

QG to the rescue again, this time with one of his famous quizzes.  I am assuming that technical issues were responsible for it being two rounds rather than his usual 68 but the pictorial WWII themed questions on offer were challenging enough.  OD and Huggy tied for first place (it is self-marked).

As is so often the case, as soon as OD left the call the MEMWNS brains trust found an impenetrable technical issue to discuss - non-server based Kittykat telephony protocols finally tore Bernster away from the work he had been doing all night whilst pretending to listen.  All the Hustler and I could do while the jargon span across the ether was pretend to smoke large Cuban cigars with our pens - we like to look useful when it's all going above our heads.  We soon found ourselves muted like a pair of virtual Marcel Marceaux channelling Groucho Marx.   Redemption was shortly at hand for the Hustler in the shape of an equally fascinating debate on the Essex County boundary changes of 1965 and their effect on social identity.  I am afraid to report that I had completely lost the thread by the time the raging torrent of argument had reached the great Epping Forest divide of 1993.  We definitely need something to reopen where we can meet in person.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 07 May, 2020, 02:16:41 pm
Like Noah’s Dove returning with an olive branch, Teds first report since forever may signify the beginning of the end of lockdown.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 May, 2020, 02:17:29 pm
Things have changed a bit since my last Wednesday night outing.

The obvious differences are the very short haircuts sported by OD and the Quizmaster General.

The fact we are on Zoom rather than in a pub is also worthy of a mention.

Otherwise it's plus ca change really.  In these new realities it is comforting to see that OD is still as daft as something very daft - last night he was cooking hot dogs and onions on a Trangia to recreate the authentic experience of a Boss Hogg's kebab.  I bet a few short weeks ago none of us really expected to spend an evening transfixed by kebab cam, then again, none of us were.  The least he could have done was set himself on fire and mistake the meths bottle for a fire extinguisher.

I logged in to find Mr and Mrs Jiber, QG, the Hustler, Bernster, Toby's Dad, Juan Sebastian Elcano, Tomsk, Oaky and mein host Huggy staring at their cameras, waiting for somebody to say something, actually say anything really.  Normally at this point we would be unpacking our bikes and marvelling at my latest engineering feat/unexplained noise and handing over our hard earned to the BB.  On Zoom we wait for OD's usual mouth/brain interface malfunction to manifest itself and then we're off.  "Has anyone done anything exciting this week then ?" he eventually blurted.  You can imagine the rush of fascinating lockdown tales that followed - ranging from a trip to the shops to walking to the end of the street - hijinks indeed.  Those two minutes fairly flew by. 

Fortunately we were rescued by the arrival of our special guest - a goat in a pen.  According to QG, who had arranged the whole thing, having a captive animal appear during a Zoom call is all the rage in the wacky world of project management.  I can see why, who could fail to be won over by a goat trying to get to sleep while someone films it.  Then, suddenly, events took a dramatic turn - "we may have to cut this short" said the cryptic message on goat cam, "Lisa is kidding" then appeared.  Being slow on the uptake, I thought they meant the cutting short message was a hilarious prank but, no, Lisa really was kidding (the fact Lisa the goat was heavily pregnant should have been a sufficient clue).  QG has promised to follow up with the goat cam people.  Perhaps they will name it after one of us - Hustler the Kid has a bit of a ring.

Things took a definite upturn when we moved onto reminisces of WWII.  It is often surprising how few people actually undertook active duty at the front but there were a few to be remembered.  I really liked Tomsk's tale of Tomsk pere who was stationed in Egypt but not just racing around in tanks with Monty or drinking ice cold beer in Alexandria. The talented Tomsk senior was drawing maps in his makeshift studio in a tomb in the Valley of the Kings.  I wonder if they let him out sometimes to watch Huggy's dad and uncle refereeing army football matches.

The next exciting conversation starter was "what are you doing for VE Day".  Clearly only Tomsk knew it was VE Day on Friday and only Tomsk knew that Prosecco was the correct drink - I suppose it helps if you were there first time around.  That was another well spent two minutes.

QG to the rescue again, this time with one of his famous quizzes.  I am assuming that technical issues were responsible for it being two rounds rather than his usual 68 but the pictorial WWII themed questions on offer were challenging enough.  OD and Huggy tied for first place (it is self-marked).

As is so often the case, as soon as OD left the call the MEMWNS brains trust found an impenetrable technical issue to discuss - non-server based Kittykat telephony protocols finally tore Bernster away from the work he had been doing all night whilst pretending to listen.  All the Hustler and I could do while the jargon span across the ether was pretend to smoke large Cuban cigars with our pens - we like to look useful when it's all going above our heads.  We soon found ourselves muted like a pair of virtual Marcel Marceaux channelling Groucho Marx.   Redemption was shortly at hand for the Hustler in the shape of an equally fascinating debate on the Essex County boundary changes of 1965 and their effect on social identity.  I am afraid to report that I had completely lost the thread by the time the raging torrent of argument had reached the great Epping Forest divide of 1993.  We definitely need something to reopen where we can meet in person.

I've missed the field reports.... would be good to have a re-match between you and Doggers sometime!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 May, 2020, 02:25:20 pm
Like Noah’s Dove returning with an olive branch, Teds first report since forever may signify the beginning of the end of lockdown.

Very lyrical!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 07 May, 2020, 03:10:13 pm
Like Noah’s Dove returning with an olive branch, Teds first report since forever may signify the beginning of the end of lockdown.

It was good that the tide was finally in ted's favour and he was no longer stranded on the island.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 May, 2020, 01:53:38 pm
Hey ted, where's the write up for Wednesday evening ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 May, 2020, 09:15:06 am
Where was the rest of ACME yesterday? Was it too windy or was my timing all wrong? I met OD on his 200km, at Abberton at 10:30 for coffee and flapjacks in the deserted car park [the one by the Wigborough Road dam, not the visitor centre one]. Not many cyclists out at all, but two twitchers with long lenses set up down the dam. One shower near Little Leighs - just the edge of something heavier; one visitation - a tiny piece of wire. Quite a brisk pace over all, despite the return into a strong headwind. 86 miles on the clock by the time I was home for a late lunchtime at 14:00.

I got offshore to West Mersea then followed the coast road back [inland a bit via Tolly Major] to Heybridge Basin, Maldon and homewards through Danbury. By chance I also met Mick Gray on the road near Gt Leighs and had a chat. I mentioned Stefan's non-audax Windmill Rides on 21st June and he's up for a similar long ride sometime. Thought of Hereward the Wake, reversed, dawn to dusk, next month maybe?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2020, 09:49:06 am
Where was the rest of ACME yesterday? Was it too windy or was my timing all wrong? I met OD on his 200km, at Abberton at 10:30 for coffee and flapjacks in the deserted car park [the one by the Wigborough Road dam, not the visitor centre one]. Not many cyclists out at all, but two twitchers with long lenses set up down the dam. One shower near Little Leighs - just the edge of something heavier; one visitation - a tiny piece of wire. Quite a brisk pace over all, despite the return into a strong headwind. 86 miles on the clock by the time I was home for a late lunchtime at 14:00.

I got offshore to West Mersea then followed the coast road back [inland a bit via Tolly Major] to Heybridge Basin, Maldon and homewards through Danbury. By chance I also met Mick Gray on the road near Gt Leighs and had a chat. I mentioned Stefan's non-audax Windmill Rides on 21st June and he's up for a similar long ride sometime. Thought of Hereward the Wake, reversed, dawn to dusk, next month maybe?

I don’t where everyone was either Tomsk!

I got to Bures and then routed back to Witham via Mount Bures and Coggeshall. 200k was always an aspirational objective, I only really wanted to see how far my legs, in their current unfit state, would carry me - the answer is 77 miles. The wind really picked up on my way home and it was proper hard work.

My back has been playing me up whilst riding recently but yesterday it was much better, mind you I spent more time than normal down on the drops so perhaps Fred’s Surly Woodchippers did their thing. I also had my phone plugged into my Igaro and got home with a full battery, it’s never really used the D1 so am chuffed it seems to work well.

It was fantastic to see you in person Tomsk, like many of us I’m missing human contact. Have you looked up the Syrian convent you mentioned?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 May, 2020, 08:21:56 pm
I looked up the details of the monastery: apparently St John's Monastery is Eastern Orthodox, originally Russian - founded 1958 in Tolleshunt Knights, now under the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople.

As unlikely as the Tibetan Buddhist Temple in Eskdalemuir.

I'd earlier contacted Raymond about the ride out yesterday - he says he was out on the northern & eastern end of your route OD ...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 May, 2020, 09:41:10 pm
I was about a mile away from you when you were having your picnic but I forgot to route via the reservoir  :facepalm:

One of the Nuns at the Convent spends most of her time cycling an old bike around the roads round here.  She is a very frequent sight and seems to cover a decent mileage.

The buildings are down a one way road but worth a quick detour if you are passing (obviously closed to visitors at present).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 25 May, 2020, 10:28:34 pm
I had been aiming to ride down to Abberton, but the gusting wind broke my motivation to set off in the morning.

Just to get a ride in this w/e, I only managed a paltry 67km loop this afternoon down to Feering, and returned along the A12 cycle path heading through Wormingford and back home. My longest ride since the Horsepower 100km....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 June, 2020, 07:21:38 pm
MEMWNS is back! And not Zoom-Virtual-Socially-Dismal but in the REAL WORLD of Witham's Huggy Towers. Andy C33, Oaky and Mr Partridge made 5. Having psyclist and jibers present in electro-miniature was an interesting hybrid experience - looking forward to them venturing out next week!

Most wonderful to meet up. And sampling Huggy the Brewmeister's efforts too. The milk stout and lemon balm ales I had were excellent.

First night ride for about 10 weeks too, a great treat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 June, 2020, 07:34:18 pm
Yes indeed Tomsk, our first tentative steps towards normality.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 07 June, 2020, 05:52:11 pm
Social meet with Tomsk at local (to me) pub today. Take out hot pizza and draught beer enjoyed on village green. Nice to catch up in a civilised manner. 111km for me, so a good days riding as well. Tomsk was aiming for approx an imperial century.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/rBM5fbYSsCJkXwACNrW8bHPu4L9XY9PUQONuvwjeGzpcoeFraV8zqy9-S-M94X8R0B-nh7B2kbz6dXB45SPxrHa2zyLZTYrpPFWhqL0UGJPWulXBHu1lvhuRAXPWqpq5Ts4y-Yy68w)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/6DAvIJcvgJ0nb7ZyLYtDqEPJkF8BCNPJX1srpcWv7CPGCpYqN1xsZLfdn9fMtxHb7WXDdvC63S7ydxGGj8GnA3yNlQe4F1G7YYhzmUwAjZDJE12a4IJEN_Ih4y2a557chYOda-gj7g)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 June, 2020, 06:36:12 pm
 :thumbsup: Cheers Lightning! Pint of good ale, plenty of people about, many on bikes, excellent! Just shy of 100 miles for me, but by the time I was heading in towards home mid-afternoon, the rain got a bit heavier and a cuppa and some toasted fruit-loaf was beckoning so I couldn't be bothered to loop an extra couple of miles in.

Reversing bits of 'Bricks and Moretaine' route heading towards Bigglewade I found a good sweeping panorama from near Langford [by the water tower next to the A1] - from there you can see a long way west to Ravensburgh Castle hill fort and where to the east the Chilterns stop being a classic downland escarpment, 'cos the ice-sheets over-rode them and duffed them up somewhat. We're short of decent long views in the east and that's a good'un.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy W on 08 June, 2020, 07:48:04 am
Hi ACME.
  I'm a Letchworth based rider and read your thread with interest. Great that you managed a pint of ale from the pub. The photos cheered me up. I've ridden most of Tomsks audax up to 400k. The view from Langford watertower is indeed quite spectacular. My interest was piqued because yesterday, I'd ridden over to the hills Tomsk mentioned. Met a mate in Henlow and rode specifically to Sundon (Beds) to ride up Sundon Hill. One arrow on OS map. It's steepest part is 15%. My "fast bike" has 50/34and 12/25 cassette. Last 50yards was tough, had to stand up. Another great view from North Herts is from a road between Reed and Barkway. Ely Cathedral and Kings College Cambridge are visible on a clear day. Hope I've not butted in on ACME thread and hope ro ride with you guys soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 June, 2020, 09:16:12 am
Welcome Andy W.  Please feel free to join the Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=22529.14675) shenanigans.  We've been virtual since the beginning of lockdown but are moving out into the real world again as restrictions ease.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 08 June, 2020, 01:46:42 pm
Another great view from North Herts is from a road between Reed and Barkway. Ely Cathedral and Kings College Cambridge are visible on a clear day.

Absolutely agree - it's a lovely bit of road! Welcome Andy W - maybe we could consider a West Essex/East Herts meetup when the main ACME group heads out East? Sounds like something right up Psyclist's street to coordinate  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 June, 2020, 02:53:17 pm
Another great view from North Herts is from a road between Reed and Barkway. Ely Cathedral and Kings College Cambridge are visible on a clear day.

Absolutely agree - it's a lovely bit of road! Welcome Andy W - maybe we could consider a West Essex/East Herts meetup when the main ACME group heads out East? Sounds like something right up Psyclist's street to coordinate  ;D

Hmmm ... I could work out the epicentre for all the likely participants, and it already feels like it would be on the outskirts of Bishop's Stortford
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy W on 08 June, 2020, 04:34:39 pm
Thanks for the welcome guys. Most of my rides head east from Letchworth. Watering holes are Reed cafe, Saffron Walden, Thaxted, The Blue egg cafe, Wallys shed cafe. I head out east as its almost immediately into quiet rural lanes. 80%of the time I have to contend with a headwind home. Strangely I get on the drops, drop a cog or 3 and whirr away and enjoy.
I'm part of The Crown Crew. Epicentre is the Crown at Henlow. Most of the lads hail from Shefford. In winter, a hardcore of 4 of us manage a 32 miler in the dark, wet and cold.
Reward is a vestige of fitness to enable me to enjoy cow parsley verges and the opportunity to increase protein by gulping St Marks Flies. I've got a bivvy so am able to stay at the Compasses when the all clear sounds.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 June, 2020, 04:55:18 pm
... I've got a bivvy so am able to stay at the Compasses when the all clear sounds.

The landlord of The Compasses is an amiable fellow, well known to us, and is not beyond allowing a bit of camping.  In case you didn't already know, The Compasses is our Spiritual Home.  Hopefully once other places of worship are allowed to open the Spiritual Home can hold services again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 June, 2020, 07:29:11 pm
Welcome Andy W  :thumbsup:

That's reminded me of another reason I like Bedfordshire and North Herts: tailwinds home! After heading up into East Anglia, going west to the Chilterns is my favourite near-to-hand touring destination. I have long had plans to ride & bivi the Icknield Way and Ridgeway down to Avebury and won't put it off any longer, as soon as possible after lockdown eases sufficiently.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 June, 2020, 06:49:07 am
MEMWNS, post lockdown event #2 at Chez Tomsk.

I arrived first, having ridden across on the fixed bike pulling a trailer ... I'd forgotten that I'd removed my rack as I'm not commuting at the moment, so when I came to put the pannier on the bike I had an 'oh no' moment. Plan B would have been a rucksack carrying my warm clothes for outdoor sitting, but that was incompatible with my rain jacket. So plan C it was, attaching my trailer and dumping the pannier into that.

First arrival ensured a chair under the parasol. Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge arrived next, and immediately set about blowing up his rear tyre. "Not a puncture" was proclaimed, just poor bike maintenance.

The evening was both light and rain free, so it was a shame not to see more attend, but it ensured some incredible tales could be told. My favourite was OD's recollection of a family cycling holiday in France, notable for adventures finding places to camp (who would of thought campsites become full along the coast of France in August!), and dispatching the family from a train one stop too early. Perhaps the poor sole couldn't read the station name in French!

There was also a reading from the 'Book of the Bivvy'. There are enough quotes in that book to last many weeks.

Tomsk again promoted the Windmill rides taking place in a socially distanced form from Chelmsford on 21st June. Be good to see a few familiar faces.

Huge thanks to Tomsk for accommodating us for the evening, providing dry seating, glasses and such like. Also for the guidance on the back route from his house back towards the big Tesco, which I didn't quite manage to follow to the letter.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 10:38:12 am
It was a smashing night until...

5 miles from home, just coming into Fuller Street, in the pouring rain, I picked up a rear wheel puncture.  It shouldn't have been a problem had my Topeak Road Morph pump decided not to completely fail, so spousal support in the Team Car was called.  Its very frustrating as I pride myself on being able to self-rescue, mind you in the 16 years we've known each other last night was only the second time The Current Mrs R has had to drive to my aid.  A post mortem has revealed the pump is well and truly knackered so is being replaced and CO2 inflators have been ordered for each of my 3 bikes so I will no longer have a potential single point of failure.

Such a shame as an evening in Tomsk's garden with psyclist is very pleasant as was my ride home in moderately heavy rain, I even managed to take in part of the Flitch Way from Dunmow to Thaxsted which was a giggle in the dark and wetness.

Thanks to Tomsk and Bear Bait  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 June, 2020, 10:51:10 am
my ride home in moderately heavy rain

You should have headed east, with only very light rain that didn't last long for me. At least the prior forecast proved true, with the heavy rain over towards Colchester, and more benign the further west you got.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 10:53:24 am
my ride home in moderately heavy rain

You should have headed east, with only very light rain that didn't last long for me. At least the prior forecast proved true, with the heavy rain over towards Colchester, and more benign the further west you got.

I was heading east!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 11 June, 2020, 11:02:21 am
5 miles from home, just coming into Fuller Street, in the pouring rain, I picked up a rear wheel puncture.  It shouldn't have been a problem had my Topeak Road Morph pump decided not to completely fail, so spousal support in the Team Car was called.  Its very frustrating as I pride myself on being able to self-rescue, mind you in the 16 years we've known each other last night was only the second time The Current Mrs R has had to drive to my aid.  A post mortem has revealed the pump is well and truly knackered so is being replaced and CO2 inflators have been ordered for each of my 3 bikes so I will no longer have a potential single point of failure.

I've had occasional issues with my Road Morphs, and find that taking them apart periodically, and giving them a good clean (and applying a little grease to the O ring) can get them working again. The only failures I've seen have been with the O ring itself, and replacements rings can be sourced from SJS Cycles fairly reasonably.

Sounds like a good night was had, and I look forward to being able to sneak out one Wednesday night to meet up with you guys (this would be considerably less cheeky than disappearing for 8 hours in the daytime to do a 200k, leaving wifey on her own to entertain daughter).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 June, 2020, 11:25:46 am
I was heading east!

Semantics ... should have written west!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 June, 2020, 11:31:00 am
 :thumbsup: Glad you all survived the rain and vistation.
Admiral's Park next week?

Note re: Not The Windmill Rides on Sunday 21st June - I've just been reminded it's Father's Day  ::-) ... As of recent years I've been off leading IBT tours mid-June, [USAnian FD is later I think, so doesn't feature in the management's calculations] and thus there's a bit of a three-line whip in operation chez Tomsk. I will have to try and negotiate a pass for Saturday 20th to ride the route.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 11 June, 2020, 11:48:36 am
Are the Windmill rides going ahead though? I'd like to enter, but it appears cancelled on AUK?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 12:11:46 pm
I was heading east!

Semantics ... should have written west!

That would necessitate me becoming your lodger.  I'm not sure that would work for a whole host of reasons  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 12:14:24 pm
:thumbsup: Glad you all survived the rain and vistation.
Admiral's Park next week?

Note re: Not The Windmill Rides on Sunday 21st June - I've just been reminded it's Father's Day  ::-) ... As of recent years I've been off leading IBT tours mid-June, [USAnian FD is later I think, so doesn't feature in the management's calculations] and thus there's a bit of a three-line whip in operation chez Tomsk. I will have to try and negotiate a pass for Saturday 20th to ride the route.

Hmmm Father's Day (aka Hallmark / Clintons Cards Day) which along with Mother's Day I have a low tolerance for  ::-)  Probably means the whole weekend is written off for me from a cycling PoV  >:(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 11 June, 2020, 12:34:46 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 12:46:23 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 June, 2020, 12:55:32 pm
Are the Windmill rides going ahead though? I'd like to enter, but it appears cancelled on AUK?

The official rides aren't going ahead, but 'somewhere' there is a post about the organiser letting people ride them on an informal basis, social distancing. Basically just riding the route in your own time. I've seen it in the past, but cannot find where that is now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 11 June, 2020, 01:18:19 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)

After last night's "Sorry darling I can't even fix a puncture" shenanigans I suspect Septic is longing for the distant day when he can choose what to do.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 01:19:41 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)

After last night's "Sorry darling I can't even fix a puncture" shenanigans I suspect Septic is longing for the distant day when can choose what to do.

Don't you worry about me flower  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 11 June, 2020, 01:21:50 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)

After last night's "Sorry darling I can't even fix a puncture" shenanigans I suspect Septic is longing for the distant day when can choose what to do.

Don't you worry about me flower  ;D

But I do😘
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 01:26:06 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)

After last night's "Sorry darling I can't even fix a puncture" shenanigans I suspect Septic is longing for the distant day when can choose what to do.

Don't you worry about me flower  ;D

But I do😘

Well you need to turn up a bit more often so we can hold hands and be generally supportive of each other  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 11 June, 2020, 01:30:43 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)

After last night's "Sorry darling I can't even fix a puncture" shenanigans I suspect Septic is longing for the distant day when can choose what to do.

Don't you worry about me flower  ;D

But I do😘

Well you need to turn up a bit more often so we can hold hands and be generally supportive of each other  :-*

How about next week? (Maybe). Can you wait until then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 01:34:45 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)

After last night's "Sorry darling I can't even fix a puncture" shenanigans I suspect Septic is longing for the distant day when can choose what to do.

Don't you worry about me flower  ;D

But I do😘

Well you need to turn up a bit more often so we can hold hands and be generally supportive of each other  :-*

How about next week? (Maybe). Can you wait until then?

Yes I can, Chelmsford by all accounts!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 11 June, 2020, 03:50:27 pm
Surely on Fathers' Day, Fathers can do whatever the fuck they like?

Bless you, such naivety, if only that were true  ::-)

After last night's "Sorry darling I can't even fix a puncture" shenanigans I suspect Septic is longing for the distant day when can choose what to do.

Don't you worry about me flower  ;D

But I do😘

Well you need to turn up a bit more often so we can hold hands and be generally supportive of each other  :-*

How about next week? (Maybe). Can you wait until then?

Yes I can, Chelmsford by all accounts!

Excellent, chez jiberjaber by any chance?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 June, 2020, 04:01:53 pm
Excellent, chez jiberjaber by any chance?

Admiral's Park next week?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 11 June, 2020, 04:06:31 pm
Excellent, chez jiberjaber by any chance?

Admiral's Park next week?

That's a pity, I wanted to look up jibers 'scope and have a feel of his veg.

We're getting down wiv the teens in the park eh!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 05:21:05 pm
If jibers was willing then we could hit up his gaff.  I know his garden is quite big but not sure whether we can get in it without going through the house and I think that's illegal at the moment but I'm starting to get confused about what we can and can't do.  Just thought, we probably can't hold hands 'fandango  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 June, 2020, 05:38:41 pm
That's right, I did consider offering but access is through the house, so even without the lockdown it might be tricky with our lovely thick white carpet lol
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 June, 2020, 06:04:39 pm
You can go inside somebody's house to use the facilities. So we could all arrive with a full bladder!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 June, 2020, 06:22:37 pm
Public parks and commons are looking very lush just now, possibly not just the recent rain, ... maybe we should all bring our own en-suite facilities to Admiral's Park ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 06:27:10 pm
Public parks and commons are looking very lush just now, possibly not just the recent rain, ... maybe we should all bring our own en-suite facilities to Admiral's Park ...

Orange trowel!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 11 June, 2020, 07:15:03 pm
James Cooke Wood  (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/51%C2%B046'49.3%22N+0%C2%B038'11.8%22E/@51.7804138,0.6365414,230m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d51.7803575!4d0.6366126?hl=en) might work for an outdoor location one night... There are four very socially distanced benches in that clearing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 June, 2020, 07:24:04 pm
James Cooke Wood  (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/51%C2%B046'49.3%22N+0%C2%B038'11.8%22E/@51.7804138,0.6365414,230m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d51.7803575!4d0.6366126?hl=en) might work for an outdoor location one night... There are four very socially distanced benches in that clearing.

We absolutely must go, I've never been which is ridiculous. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 14 June, 2020, 06:02:27 pm
Richard Ellis 200km route today, two feeds, including the biggest 99 I've ever had, at Mannintree!  :thumbsup:

Re: next weekend - I'll be riding the 'Not the Windmill Ride' 200km on Saturday I think [as Sunday is Father's Day]. Starting [and finishing] in Dunmow, to Chelmo, though probably not bothering with the urban bit to/from the Chelmer CC hut, up to Newmarket, then Saffron Walden etc. Saddlebag full of Marmite sarnies, more home baking etc ... pub stop if anywhere en-route is doing takeaway socially distant beer. Anyone else interested?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 17 June, 2020, 04:18:52 pm
Richard Ellis 200km route today, two feeds, including the biggest 99 I've ever had, at Mannintree!  :thumbsup:

Re: next weekend - I'll be riding the 'Not the Windmill Ride' 200km on Saturday I think [as Sunday is Father's Day]. Starting [and finishing] in Dunmow, to Chelmo, though probably not bothering with the urban bit to/from the Chelmer CC hut, up to Newmarket, then Saffron Walden etc. Saddlebag full of Marmite sarnies, more home baking etc ... pub stop if anywhere en-route is doing takeaway socially distant beer. Anyone else interested?

I could be up for this one :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 June, 2020, 04:22:48 pm
Re: next weekend - I'll be riding the 'Not the Windmill Ride' 200km on Saturday I think [as Sunday is Father's Day]. Starting [and finishing] in Dunmow, to Chelmo, though probably not bothering with the urban bit to/from the Chelmer CC hut, up to Newmarket, then Saffron Walden etc. Saddlebag full of Marmite sarnies, more home baking etc ... pub stop if anywhere en-route is doing takeaway socially distant beer. Anyone else interested?

I could be up for this one :thumbsup:

I'll set off at 07:00 from home, Chelmo shortly after 08:00 I reckon. Meet at the Chignall Road/Woodhall Hill turn on the outskirts?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 19 June, 2020, 07:20:49 pm

I'll set off at 07:00 from home, Chelmo shortly after 08:00 I reckon. Meet at the Chignall Road/Woodhall Hill turn on the outskirts?

Sarnies made, batteries charged - see you at the Chignal Road/Woodhall Hill turn (green triangle or there abouts) for 0800. :D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 June, 2020, 11:38:30 pm
Looks like a nice day for it enjoy!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 June, 2020, 06:42:25 am
Looks like a nice day for it enjoy!

Sun's shining - woke me too early though! Along with the current route sheet, Stefan sent a profile - saw-tooth from beginning to end - I knew there was a lot of climbing by Essex/Cambs/Suffolk standards!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 20 June, 2020, 04:18:43 pm
Windmills placed to catch the wind so generally up a hill or rise somewhere.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 June, 2020, 07:14:24 pm
Windmills placed to catch the wind so generally up a hill or rise somewhere.

Indeed! ;D And the route goes across the grain of the country, with lots of river valleys to cross. I reckon the route as it stands, even with the extra little loop through Writtle, [which we didn't do] is slightly under-distance. As I left out the 6km or so in/out of Chemo from the suburbs as well I ended up with about 185km. Still a nice long hilly-ish ride with the two Grey/Grays [Sheep and Mick] - thanks for all the towing, especially into the wind coming back.  :thumbsup: I think an extra info/village shop control east of Newmarket [Barrow?] might get it back up to 200km, with no need for extras at the end. Back to Mrs Google for another session at some point. I'll mention it to the organiser. What I haven't worked out yet is how the old Windmill routes I've done, which did have some variation over the years, often came out about 10km over-distance - where did we go?.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 June, 2020, 08:20:55 pm
Galleywood with the move to chelmer hut it's shorter. I did mention the under dist 2 years ago but it seemed to be given a pass :) if it were mandatory route it would be bang on. The distance lowering is at the Chelmsford end :)

Now if there were a way to remove Newmarket from the ride, that would be nice!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 June, 2020, 08:02:23 pm
I'd like to take advantage of the long summer days to do a 300km ride in daylight. First thought was Hereward the Wake: Jem, Carlos and I rode it starting very early in the morning, as a helpers' ride a few years ago, on a day that rapidly became stonkingly hot: Second breakfast in Cambridge Market; quick stop in Whittlesey; extra pub stop somewhere in the wilds. After 'The Pag', we had a late lunch at the 'spoons in Biggleswade then rather dragged our heels into the evening via a paddle to cool off in Ashwell Springs, and another pub stop. Optionally, the route could be done in reverse for a change.

Another option would be one of Wilkyboys 200km routes which conveniently start 50km from home. His Civil War 200, up to Market Harborough in Northamptonshire is mostly unknown territory for me, which appeals. I think I'll be moving on to ride several of the Camaudax 200s in August though - the Chiltern Pathfinder is a cracker I'd like to revisit!

Any thoughts? 4th or 18th July would work for me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 21 June, 2020, 08:10:33 pm
I'm up for a 300k in July and will try to work around any dates.  Hereward is always a favourite but anywhere on a bicycle is great  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 21 June, 2020, 08:14:16 pm
Just be aware, if you’re interested in the points, a 300km ride won’t be validated by AUK, at least not for the foreseeable. Doing an extended 200k perm would be best to ride, if you want the points.
Although that only applies after 1st August anyway and you already said you’re riding in July so everything is for fun anyway  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 21 June, 2020, 08:41:49 pm
I am in no  shape for any 300km rides soon, but Big Saxon and myself are looking forward to local Essex Audax events restarting in August - Are any of the R&Rs calendar events being considered to run?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 June, 2020, 07:29:13 pm
Just be aware, if you’re interested in the points, a 300km ride won’t be validated by AUK, at least not for the foreseeable. Doing an extended 200k perm would be best to ride, if you want the points.
Although that only applies after 1st August anyway and you already said you’re riding in July so everything is for fun anyway  :thumbsup:

I just want to make the most of the weather and daylight between now and August! I think there might be rather a rush on 200km perms after 1st August, must check my brevet stocks. I will have done at least one 200km ride during each lockdown month, as well as several of 75 - 100 miles.

I'll keep 4th and 18th July free, and see how the weather looks nearer the time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 23 June, 2020, 10:52:29 pm
Bizarrely I’m keen to do an overnight ride with a possible bivvy.  I’ve missed riding through the night. I might have a think about riding it the opposite way to you guys and getting going around midnight.  But also thinking of a mini tour with my smallest tent. If I do do it, my preference would be 18th July, as my longest ride since March is only about 130km. So would like to fit in a 200km first to see how my endurance is.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 June, 2020, 10:42:58 am
The Spiritual Home is re-opening!

Monday 20th July at 12:00 - I am very tempted to re-schedule work for the following day, but we must go there on the following Wednesday evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 25 June, 2020, 10:25:03 am
Hooray!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 June, 2020, 07:23:55 pm
Let's go with Saturday 18th July for a 300 then.  :thumbsup:

On balance, I think I'll do Wilky's 200s for the points and have a go at Hereward then. Starting at 06:00 ok? Might get back by last orders ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 25 June, 2020, 07:44:33 pm
Hi Tom, this is Mick. Could I play please?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 June, 2020, 10:13:42 pm
Hi Tom, this is Mick. Could I play please?

Yes! You're welcome, of course. At present just three of us, we'll see ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 25 June, 2020, 10:21:33 pm
So is that a Hereward on the 18th with a 6.00am start from your place?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 June, 2020, 09:28:38 am
So is that a Hereward on the 18th with a 6.00am start from your place?

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 :thumbsup: Subject to review nearer the time though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 June, 2020, 03:28:01 pm
Following a trip Mrs Tomsk and I made to Hyde Hall RHS garden yesterday, I have discovered there is an apple variety called ACME! They have a freshly planted orchard with traditional and newer Essex varieties - ACME is a Cox-type apple, a heavy cropper but tending to be biennial [ie alternate good and lean years] and was bred at Boreham in 1944. I've found one commercial supplier so far: Chris Bowers and Sons of Wimbotsham, Norfolk. An RHS group 3 apple - so flowering time is compatible with the 'Katja' and 'James Grieve' we already have, hooray!

It's on the birthday list!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 June, 2020, 03:33:34 pm
That must mean we can have ACME cider! 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 June, 2020, 04:35:01 pm
That must mean we can have ACME cider! 

If only there was someone who knew about brewing ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 June, 2020, 06:53:52 pm
That must mean we can have ACME cider! 

If only there was someone who knew about brewing ...

Indeed!  And we could get josser to plant an orchard!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 July, 2020, 05:26:32 pm
Thank you Mr and Mrs Josser for hosting last night's country-garden party, barbecue and beer festival extravaganza. It was a great evening - lockdown MEMWNS bowing out in style before we venture out to a pub next week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 July, 2020, 05:34:25 pm
Thank you Mr and Mrs Josser for hosting last night's country-garden party, barbecue and beer festival extravaganza. It was a great evening - lockdown MEMWNS bowing out in style before we venture out to a pub next week.

I concur. Lovely hospitality and setting, amidst all the wild animals and birds of the estate.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 02 July, 2020, 06:44:09 pm
Yes - a cracking night in the garden of Casa Josser along with the ducklings, cows, cats and chickens, none of which were barbecued.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 July, 2020, 07:08:15 pm
Yep, top banana both of you and many thanks!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 02 July, 2020, 07:34:08 pm
Lovely evening.  Thanks everyone for the company and Mr and Mrs Josser for the hospitality.

I have now found the elephant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tandemaniac on 02 July, 2020, 09:20:53 pm
Thanks Joss and the Dutch Wife, lovely evening and great to meet the Ducks.
They are obviously already ACME members, they are quackers!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 July, 2020, 08:30:47 am
Chucking it down last night as I set off, but eased to light rain as I arrived at the OT, just as rob was locking up. The gazebo was fully occupied, but inside there was lots of room and I found jibers and BFC already ensconced. A drier ride home, hooray!

Table service from Naomi and a good selection of ales, if slightly fewer than normal here. Weird out and then back in again one-way route to the gents, but otherwise the pub seemed to have adapted ok to the situation. I completely understand why many will be reluctant to risk public gatherings, especially indoors, but 'Essex Pub Rescue' is a noble cause. Over the next few weeks perhaps we can concentrate on a few core favourites that work well for us? The Spiritual Home will feature heavily I'm sure.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 July, 2020, 03:30:32 pm
Marks Hall estate is looking to get funding for an 8km cycle path heading between Coggeshall and Earls Colne airfield - looks like a great alternative to the B1024 and also a new cafe stop potentially - they are pulling together a survey to use as part of the bid for funding that only takes a few mins to complete... seems worth supporting as long as they get the path surface right... details here:

https://www.markshall.org.uk/cycle-path-project

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 July, 2020, 04:29:21 pm
Thanks for linking that  :thumbsup:. Certainly looks like a great idea, and a potential cafe stop when out on longer rides. Survey completed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 10 July, 2020, 12:42:00 pm
Marks Hall estate is looking to get funding for an 8km cycle path heading between Coggeshall and Earls Colne airfield - looks like a great alternative to the B1024 and also a new cafe stop potentially - they are pulling together a survey to use as part of the bid for funding that only takes a few mins to complete... seems worth supporting as long as they get the path surface right... details here:

https://www.markshall.org.uk/cycle-path-project



I used to live in Coggeshall, and was a member at The Essex, so used roughly the route of that path on several occasions. It's lovely, so I really hope they manage to bring it to fruition.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 July, 2020, 07:43:37 am
Thanks BFC for hosting last night's nearly-a-pub-garden bash.  :thumbsup:

Anyone else for Hereward 300km route on Saturday, 06:00 start from my house? No need to ride all of it. Btw, I'm aiming for 2nd breakfast in Cambridge, then oh how I've missed the Fens! If back by last orders, good, otherwise before midnight ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 July, 2020, 10:21:01 am
Yep - thanks to BFC for excellent hosting.

I had to call Team Car last night after a pothole took out the back wheel, I couldn't work out where the air was coming out, after looking this morning it is the tyre/rim point next to the valve - no idea if it's the actual bead or not until I take the tyre off but not something I could resolve in the dark country lane so made the call and had a snooze in a farm entrance whilst waiting!.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 July, 2020, 10:54:20 am
An excellent evening, thank you BFC - there are landlords I know who could learn a thing or two about service from a man like you...

It did all get a bit late and I didn't arrive back offshore until after 3 - which went down well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 16 July, 2020, 01:44:16 pm
An excellent evening, thank you BFC - there are landlords I know who could learn a thing or two about service from a man like you...

It did all get a bit late and I didn't arrive back offshore until after 3 - which went down well.

I could see you were all settling in nicely.   I got in at 11:45 as I had to be on-line at 8 this morning.

Thanks to BFC for looking after us again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 July, 2020, 12:25:22 pm
Re: 'Not Hereward', I'm slightly laid-up with a recurrence of an infected big toe problem and am on a week's worth of antibiotics as of today, so I'm erring on the side of caution and giving tomorrow's 300km a miss. Actually cycling is much less painful than hobbling around (and my spd sandals are by far the comfiest footware to walk in, as very little toe-bending occurs), but I don't want to risk a knackered foot to add to my dodgy digit.

Very sorry to be missing out. I'll probably do some gentle rides this weekend instead and hope all is well by 1st August.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 17 July, 2020, 06:58:56 pm
I will not be attempting the Not Hereward - after a revamp of the trackdax bike (put a dynamo wheelset back on) I gave it a test run - left knee didn't like the uphill bits. Need to get the legs back into cycling mode before attempting longer distances.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 17 July, 2020, 08:21:02 pm
I've also wimped out for tomorrow, I'll be doing a 200k up to the Orchard Gardens


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 July, 2020, 03:47:51 pm
Did an hour's ride round Lindsell this morning. No major issues, though any hard pedalling and out of the saddle especially I was 'aware' of the toe problem, but no pain like two days ago. The antibiotics are kicking in and generally no significant pressure or soreness felt. I've yet to try walking in normal flexible shoes/sandals, but I suspect stiff soles are a good idea for now. I'll head to Chelmo tomorrow and join the CTC run, for the morning only. They're supposedly riding out in sub-groups of up to 6 at the moment. Think it'll be my first CTC run of the year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 18 July, 2020, 07:39:03 pm
Got round Hereward the Wake, riding mostly with Mick, who I caught in Cambridge.

Very enjoyable day out and a nice double century after riding to/from the start.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 July, 2020, 12:56:14 pm
Got round Hereward the Wake, riding mostly with Mick, who I caught in Cambridge.

Very enjoyable day out and a nice double century after riding to/from the start.

Well done! A good day for it yesterday, though the cooler temperatures today make a refreshing change. Back from a gentle and sociable 40 mile morning ride with Chelmsford CTC, good to catch up with them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 25 July, 2020, 08:50:27 am
Rode round Horses for Courses yesterday.   I continued past the track to the new services on the A11 which is about an extra half a mile.   Seems pretty audax friendly with a garage/spar, a McDonald’s, a Starbucks and a Greggs.   Everything was open but with Covid measures in place. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 July, 2020, 10:42:48 am
Is 6% ABV too strong for a Witbier?
Asking for a friend.... ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 July, 2020, 10:50:30 am
Is 6% ABV too strong for a Witbier?
Asking for a friend.... ::-)

It depends on how much bike riding is required afterwards. Exhaustive testing by some of our number would suggest the stronger the beer the better the bike riding although on occasion walking has proved a challenge.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 July, 2020, 06:16:05 pm
Rode round Horses for Courses yesterday.   I continued past the track to the new services on the A11 which is about an extra half a mile.   Seems pretty audax friendly with a garage/spar, a McDonald’s, a Starbucks and a Greggs.   Everything was open but with Covid measures in place.

 :thumbsup: We went to McDonalds there on the Horsepower Helpers' Ride in early March. Good to know it's all open.

I rode the Richard Ellis 100km this afternoon, up to the Maglia Rosso (with a few extra bits) and am minded to produce perm. versions of the 100 & 200, maybe for some sort of group Richard Ellis Memorial Permanents weekend in October, if calendar events are still out of bounds then. Given the tweaks to the route with info controls, there would have to be some alternatives, maybe on as far as Stowmarket for the 200. I'll have a session with Mrs Google this week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 July, 2020, 08:36:06 pm
Picking up on OD's September outing suggestion, it is looking increasingly unlikely that No. 2 son and I will be riding through Europe in September.

We will either do something in the UK (possibly a Viking-themed route) to which all would be welcome or I might be looking to join an ACME tour of some sort with added camping.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 July, 2020, 08:47:17 pm
An ACME holiday would be smashing. Preferably local-ish, but some new territory in a quiet part of East Anglia/Lincolnshire/East Midlands maybe?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 July, 2020, 08:54:56 pm
It would be great if we could make use of farm fields, paying £10 per person per night sort of sticks a bit after experiencing France last year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 July, 2020, 10:17:20 pm
If it was per tent, we could put a marquee on Fred and all share that  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2020, 10:47:19 am
It would be great if we could make use of farm fields, paying £10 per person per night sort of sticks a bit after experiencing France last year.

For the longer 2 night adventure I had in mind setting off on Friday evening, riding into the night, having a bivvy when we got tired, riding some more then having a longer bivvy on Saturday night before getting home sometime on Sunday.  In terms of a route I was thinking of heading up into Suffolk.  When I turned 50 you chaps gave me Jack Thurston's "Lost Lanes" book and I was wondering about incorporating some of his routes.

If it was per tent, we could put a marquee on Fred and all share that  :thumbsup:

Funny  ::-)  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 July, 2020, 12:14:15 pm
I'm not convinced with the ride till we drop, try and get 2 hours kip and ride more then get another 2 hours kip - I was thinking of a slightly more civilised get somewhere, break camp, cook, eat drink, 4 hours sleep... ride, repeat...  ;D ;D

I noticed some chaps did Peddlers Way and I think we might have discussed it the other week at Tomsk Towers over beers - seemed like a good idea for a bit of adventure?  There may be sandy bits though (I'm less inclined on them because of drive train issues they may kick up... ) Perhaps combined with a bit of Icknield Way?

Does Jack's book cover any of Suffolk / Norfolk?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2020, 12:22:21 pm
I'm not convinced with the ride till we drop, try and get 2 hours kip and ride more then get another 2 hours kip - I was thinking of a slightly more civilised get somewhere, break camp, cook, eat drink, 4 hours sleep... ride, repeat...  ;D ;D

I noticed some chaps did Peddlers Way and I think we might have discussed it the other week at Tomsk Towers over beers - seemed like a good idea for a bit of adventure?  There may be sandy bits though (I'm less inclined on them because of drive train issues they may kick up... ) Perhaps combined with a bit of Icknield Way?

Does Jack's book cover any of Suffolk / Norfolk?

I had in mind what you said above so all good with me.  Yes, some years back me, Tom, Oaky and Wobbly John did the Peddars Way - good it was.  I will bring Jack's book along this evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 29 July, 2020, 12:58:30 pm
I'm not convinced with the ride till we drop, try and get 2 hours kip and ride more then get another 2 hours kip - I was thinking of a slightly more civilised get somewhere, break camp, cook, eat drink, 4 hours sleep... ride, repeat...  ;D ;D

I noticed some chaps did Peddlers Way and I think we might have discussed it the other week at Tomsk Towers over beers - seemed like a good idea for a bit of adventure?  There may be sandy bits though (I'm less inclined on them because of drive train issues they may kick up... ) Perhaps combined with a bit of Icknield Way?

Does Jack's book cover any of Suffolk / Norfolk?

I was riding round Norfolk yesterday and saw a couple of blokes with full bikepacking gear.   I wonder if that's what they were doing.

I had in mind what you said above so all good with me.  Yes, some years back me, Tom, Oaky and Wobbly John did the Peddars Way - good it was.  I will bring Jack's book along this evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2020, 01:15:14 pm
Vagrancy is becoming ever more popular rob  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 July, 2020, 03:08:50 pm
I'm up for this. But only if we can just call it a mini-tour or a camping trip. Any inclusion of words such as "bikepacking" or "microadventure" and I'm out....  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2020, 03:32:30 pm
I'm up for this. But only if we can just call it a mini-tour or a camping trip. Any inclusion of words such as "bikepacking" or "microadventure" and I'm out....  :P

Fair enough  :thumbsup:

How are you fixed a week on Friday for the 1 nighter to Shinglehead Point?  Not only have I pinched Chris' wild camp site I've nicked some of  HIS ROUTE (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/33543784) as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 July, 2020, 03:38:18 pm
I'm up for this. But only if we can just call it a mini-tour or a camping trip. Any inclusion of words such as "bikepacking" or "microadventure" and I'm out....  :P

Fair enough  :thumbsup:

How are you fixed a week on Friday for the 1 nighter to Shinglehead Point?  Not only have I pinched Chris' wild camp site I've nicked some of  HIS ROUTE (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/33543784) as well.

Friday the 7th? What time are you planning on leaving?

EDIT: I was at that camping spot the other week! I stopped there for a bit and not once did I think "Hmmm... This would make a good camping spot"!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2020, 04:15:12 pm
I'm up for this. But only if we can just call it a mini-tour or a camping trip. Any inclusion of words such as "bikepacking" or "microadventure" and I'm out....  :P

Fair enough  :thumbsup:

How are you fixed a week on Friday for the 1 nighter to Shinglehead Point?  Not only have I pinched Chris' wild camp site I've nicked some of  HIS ROUTE (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/33543784) as well.

Friday the 7th? What time are you planning on leaving?

EDIT: I was at that camping spot the other week! I stopped there for a bit and not once did I think "Hmmm... This would make a good camping spot"!

Dunno what time to leave, I'm up for suggestions.  I'd be free from 5:30 onwards.  Regarding the camping spot, I'm just going on the fact Chris went there.  On Strava he has a photo of 3 tents and plenty of room to spare.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 July, 2020, 04:32:26 pm
Yeah, I'm sure it would be fine  :thumbsup: The tide was right out when I was there (it was the day I snuck over to Osea Island), but some areas were somewhat soggy underfoot. Still - there's an old pill box there, so if things get really bad, could always kip in there!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2020, 04:38:13 pm
Yeah, I'm sure it would be fine  :thumbsup: The tide was right out when I was there (it was the day I snuck over to Osea Island), but some areas were somewhat soggy underfoot. Still - there's an old pill box there, so if things get really bad, could always kip in there!

Fab, you're signed up!  I will see if I can sign some more folks up this evening.  I'm thinking of talking a little tent as opposed to a bivvy.  I'm putting some chunky tyres back on Fred and removing mudguards.  I'm also going to experiment with front panniers, big Carradice and stuff on the rear rack like what they do over The Pond.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 July, 2020, 04:39:39 pm
Yeah, I'm sure it would be fine  :thumbsup: The tide was right out when I was there (it was the day I snuck over to Osea Island), but some areas were somewhat soggy underfoot. Still - there's an old pill box there, so if things get really bad, could always kip in there!

Fab, you're signed up!  I will see if I can sign some more folks up this evening.  I'm thinking of talking a little tent as opposed to a bivvy.  I'm putting some chunky tyres back on Fred and removing mudguards.  I'm also going to experiment with front panniers, big Carradice and stuff on the rear rack like what they do over The Pond.

Oh I'm not quite a definite yet! Probably be ok for it though...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2020, 04:41:42 pm
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 July, 2020, 12:08:43 am
I'm up for this. But only if we can just call it a mini-tour or a camping trip. Any inclusion of words such as "bikepacking" or "microadventure" and I'm out....  :P

Fair enough  :thumbsup:

How are you fixed a week on Friday for the 1 nighter to Shinglehead Point?  Not only have I pinched Chris' wild camp site I've nicked some of  HIS ROUTE (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/33543784) as well.

I'd give Maypole Lane a swerve and head along and take NCN1 route to Heybridge and then Chigborough onwards to rejoin the route... if you want a more adventurous route, then over the RBT at Maypole and left on to Wood Lane a quick right/left and follow the track up to Church Lane to pick up the route.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 July, 2020, 09:03:05 am
I'm up for this. But only if we can just call it a mini-tour or a camping trip. Any inclusion of words such as "bikepacking" or "microadventure" and I'm out....  :P

Fair enough  :thumbsup:

How are you fixed a week on Friday for the 1 nighter to Shinglehead Point?  Not only have I pinched Chris' wild camp site I've nicked some of  HIS ROUTE (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/33543784) as well.

I'd give Maypole Lane a swerve and head along and take NCN1 route to Heybridge and then Chigborough onwards to rejoin the route... if you want a more adventurous route, then over the RBT at Maypole and left on to Wood Lane a quick right/left and follow the track up to Church Lane to pick up the route.

Make sure you come with us and lead the way  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 30 July, 2020, 07:36:31 pm
Re: Friday's night out - are we meeting for a pub meal before, or planning on cooking dinner by moonlight on the coast? We went to 'Ruby's' at Tolly D'Arcy on the autumn trip, I recall.

Btw, the tide tables say 7th Aug is just after the spring tide peak, (full-moon on 3rd) if I'm reading them correctly, but there'll still be a lot of water about, enough maybe to inundate marsh and beach beyond the sea wall, especially if the wind is onshore. And at just before 4 in the morning ... just saying!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wobbly John on 30 July, 2020, 08:43:33 pm
I'm not convinced with the ride till we drop, try and get 2 hours kip and ride more then get another 2 hours kip - I was thinking of a slightly more civilised get somewhere, break camp, cook, eat drink, 4 hours sleep... ride, repeat...  ;D ;D

I noticed some chaps did Peddlers Way and I think we might have discussed it the other week at Tomsk Towers over beers - seemed like a good idea for a bit of adventure?  There may be sandy bits though (I'm less inclined on them because of drive train issues they may kick up... ) Perhaps combined with a bit of Icknield Way?

Does Jack's book cover any of Suffolk / Norfolk?

I had in mind what you said above so all good with me.  Yes, some years back me, Tom, Oaky and Wobbly John did the Peddars Way - good it was.  I will bring Jack's book along this evening.

If there's going to be an ACME bivi/camp weekend heading in my direction again, give me a ping about it (if I'm still welcome) - I don't always notice when my name is mentioned...  ;)

BTW. I've just put the tent up in the garden for a practice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 July, 2020, 04:17:13 am
Some sad news, the end of Siggy's!  :'( :'(

https://www.biggleswadetoday.co.uk/news/people/siggys-cafe-says-farewell-and-thank-you-loyal-biggleswade-customers-2887769

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 July, 2020, 10:26:13 am
I'm not convinced with the ride till we drop, try and get 2 hours kip and ride more then get another 2 hours kip - I was thinking of a slightly more civilised get somewhere, break camp, cook, eat drink, 4 hours sleep... ride, repeat...  ;D ;D

I noticed some chaps did Peddlers Way and I think we might have discussed it the other week at Tomsk Towers over beers - seemed like a good idea for a bit of adventure?  There may be sandy bits though (I'm less inclined on them because of drive train issues they may kick up... ) Perhaps combined with a bit of Icknield Way?

Does Jack's book cover any of Suffolk / Norfolk?

I had in mind what you said above so all good with me.  Yes, some years back me, Tom, Oaky and Wobbly John did the Peddars Way - good it was.  I will bring Jack's book along this evening.

If there's going to be an ACME bivi/camp weekend heading in my direction again, give me a ping about it (if I'm still welcome) - I don't always notice when my name is mentioned...  ;)

BTW. I've just put the tent up in the garden for a practice.

Yes we will do and of course you're still welcome!  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 July, 2020, 10:28:51 am
Re: Friday's night out - are we meeting for a pub meal before, or planning on cooking dinner by moonlight on the coast? We went to 'Ruby's' at Tolly D'Arcy on the autumn trip, I recall.

Btw, the tide tables say 7th Aug is just after the spring tide peak, (full-moon on 3rd) if I'm reading them correctly, but there'll still be a lot of water about, enough maybe to inundate marsh and beach beyond the sea wall, especially if the wind is onshore. And at just before 4 in the morning ... just saying!

I'm happy with a Ruby if others are.  If the option gets a vote I will phone them to see how we get a table.

Regarding high tides, I reckon we go check it out and if the situation looks marginal we move inland a bit.  Worst case scenario we ride home!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 July, 2020, 01:39:23 pm
Curry House was still BYOD when I went past a week or so ago...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 31 July, 2020, 02:28:28 pm
Curry House was still BYOD when I went past a week or so ago...
Bring your own ???

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 31 July, 2020, 03:11:38 pm
"Dunce" in this case probably.

With OD coming along they will be fine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 July, 2020, 07:40:00 pm
Yes to Curry :thumbsup:, bring own beer, well ok then, been doing a bit of that recently. Check the high tide mark on the beach at late o'clock and make a decision! What's the current rate of sea level rise, 2mm/year? We may not get another chance!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 August, 2020, 10:01:27 am
Yes to Curry :thumbsup:, bring own beer, well ok then, been doing a bit of that recently. Check the high tide mark on the beach at late o'clock and make a decision! What's the current rate of sea level rise, 2mm/year? We may not get another chance!

Right then, I will give 'em a ring.   We can have a more detailed planning session on Wednesday evening.  I have already changed Fred's tyres and checked to see how much room my new sleeping bag takes up in a pannier.  Exciting!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 August, 2020, 06:07:04 pm
Talking of beer, The Belgium Brewer are crowdsourcing for funding of their new indoor facilities. The rewards are pretty good if you need to stock up on decent beer ... £200 gets you 96 330ml bottles of their finest.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/the-belgian-brewer-community-taproom-project?mc_cid=7bb9451cfa&mc_eid=7d66b5d19c (https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/the-belgian-brewer-community-taproom-project?mc_cid=7bb9451cfa&mc_eid=7d66b5d19c)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 August, 2020, 06:08:50 pm
Talking of beer, The Belgium Brewer are crowdsourcing for funding of their new indoor facilities. The rewards are pretty good if you need to stock up on decent beer ... £200 gets you 96 330ml bottles of their finest.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/the-belgian-brewer-community-taproom-project?mc_cid=7bb9451cfa&mc_eid=7d66b5d19c (https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/the-belgian-brewer-community-taproom-project?mc_cid=7bb9451cfa&mc_eid=7d66b5d19c)

I’d need a special offer on livers before I was brave enough to buy 96 bottles of Belgian beer!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 05 August, 2020, 07:17:05 pm
Yes to Curry :thumbsup:, bring own beer, well ok then, been doing a bit of that recently. Check the high tide mark on the beach at late o'clock and make a decision! What's the current rate of sea level rise, 2mm/year? We may not get another chance!

Right then, I will give 'em a ring.   We can have a more detailed planning session on Wednesday evening.  I have already changed Fred's tyres and checked to see how much room my new sleeping bag takes up in a pannier.  Exciting!

Count me in.  I'll need to have a think about how light or not I plan to travel :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 05 August, 2020, 09:18:38 pm
Bricks & Moretaine 200k today.   Some familiar roads but a new stretch South of Bedford was fun.

At the last minute I remembered a colleague lives in Codicote so I texted him from the spokes bike and coffee shed and he was there 10 minutes later.  I wasted an hour in the sun before remembering that I was on a ride.  It didn’t get too hot in the end but I was still a bit dry by the end.   Rehydrating on the sofa - sorry I’m not at the pub.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 August, 2020, 07:30:46 am
Bricks & Moretaine 200k today.   Some familiar roads but a new stretch South of Bedford was fun.

At the last minute I remembered a colleague lives in Codicote so I texted him from the spokes bike and coffee shed and he was there 10 minutes later.  I wasted an hour in the sun before remembering that I was on a ride.  It didn’t get too hot in the end but I was still a bit dry by the end.   Rehydrating on the sofa - sorry I’m not at the pub.

I've been meaning to pop into Spokes to check it out. I usually pop into the first shop, the interestingly named S&M Foodstore ... How was Pulloxhill btw? I've not managed all of it yet on fixed, due to the perils of tacking just on the blind summit! I'd like to revisit Bricks & Moretaine at some point for my August 200km.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 06 August, 2020, 07:38:14 am
Bricks & Moretaine 200k today.   Some familiar roads but a new stretch South of Bedford was fun.

At the last minute I remembered a colleague lives in Codicote so I texted him from the spokes bike and coffee shed and he was there 10 minutes later.  I wasted an hour in the sun before remembering that I was on a ride.  It didn’t get too hot in the end but I was still a bit dry by the end.   Rehydrating on the sofa - sorry I’m not at the pub.

I've been meaning to pop into Spokes to check it out. I usually pop into the first shop, the interestingly named S&M Foodstore ... How was Pulloxhill btw? I've not managed all of it yet on fixed, due to the perils of tacking just on the blind summit! I'd like to revisit Bricks & Moretaine at some point for my August 200km.

Spokes was pretty busy.  Big group of C.C. Ashwell were in.  Not terribly cheap at a fiver for coffee + cake.  The coffee was very good, though.

The hills were fine but I’m currently running gears.  I’ll swap back to fixed for the Winter.

I’ll drop my completed cards through your door a bit later on.  Hoping to do Horses for Courses on Sunday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 06 August, 2020, 05:03:43 pm
This a relatively new perm Tom?

If you can put the details in https://perms-edit.audax.uk/ and email the output I can get it added to the permanents map.

Another perm that passes close by and I wasn’t  aware of.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 August, 2020, 06:47:34 pm
Bricks and Moretaine is about a year old, maybe? I've got a bit of admin tonight - last Saturday's perm. valdations mainly, but I'll have a go if time, Phil.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 06 August, 2020, 06:59:18 pm
Newer than when we did the initial creation of the perm map. No rush tonight, just do it when you get time and before you forget.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 06 August, 2020, 07:25:50 pm
Dropped my cards round today.  I’m planning Horses for Courses on Sunday to take advantage of the forecast North Easterly.  Might need an early start to avoid the heat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 August, 2020, 08:26:49 pm
Newer than when we did the initial creation of the perm map. No rush tonight, just do it when you get time and before you forget.

Ok Phil - having just spent 1.5 hours doing admin for the week's perms, (and not just from the 1st - some are keen!), I feel I need to switch off for a bit now! I think I'll go and water a few pots out the back ... at least it's cooling down now - been out and about doing 8 hours of gardening today.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 09 August, 2020, 07:16:23 pm
I don't think Tomsk will be doing any Audax perm admin this weekend....

Our bikes just happen to cross paths early this evening at Bures. He mentioned he is on a mini w/e Tour of B.O.E. Borders of Essex I believe.  Judging by the the amount of kit packed in his front panniers, bar bag and saddle bag; I could be mistaken that he is actually doing the Borders of East Anglia or even Borders of England.

2 hour ride to and from Colchester is enough for me this weekend in this Sahara Desert heat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 August, 2020, 07:28:14 pm
That reminds me, for those who haven’t caught up with the social media feeds of me and Oaky our bivvy night was a terrific success!  Yesterday morning, after a bacon roll and coffee at Greggs in Maldon, we waved Tomsk off on his circumnavigation of Essex. But not until we’d watched him fix a puncture and guarded his bike whilst he went shopping for a 15mm spanner.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 14 August, 2020, 07:48:30 pm
Now that permanent brevets up to 600km are ok'd from tomorrow and the season is extended by a month back to where is used to be, the thought occurs that an SR is possible ...

Any interest in an SR in a (long) week? 400 & 600 at the weekends, 200 & 300 mid-week if needed. I'd favour a Flatliner 600km first and a DIY 400km from home on more-or-less the A&S route, the second weekend. Two Gavin & Staceys (there and back) would fun, or extend one to 600 with the Black Mountain leg! You could have a day off in-between on Barry Island eating chips, icecream and drinking beer. Lush!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 14 August, 2020, 07:56:47 pm
Yep, I’m up for this :-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 14 August, 2020, 08:35:33 pm
I was thinking something similar but the next 2 weeks have gone a bit mad. 

I’ll definitely do Flatliner in the next few weeks.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 August, 2020, 07:34:56 am
For me, 19-27 September is being kept free for 4 x audaxes. I should be able to work them around normal work/family life, so I will put together a conservative plan and calculate the sleep/work balance!

Riding to Wales and back might be a bit ambitious, given my mileage is way down on recent years, though in early May 2018 I rode my 'Grand' DIY, not really expecting to be fit and fast enough to get round in under 75 hours. The main aim was to check the route, so I could always revert to touring mode. As it turned out I had rather less sleep than plannned, but got round comfortably enough with hours in hand. The weather was kind though, with light winds, mild nights and nothing like as hot as it got later in the year!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 15 August, 2020, 08:44:46 am
My new job starts 14th Sep.  I’m probably going to try to do something starting the August Bank Holiday weekend.

J starts his new school 7th Sep so I’ll need to maintain some sort of presence that week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 August, 2020, 05:58:19 pm
Boudicca 200km ridden today, routesheet now updated and on AUKweb. Bit of a refresh, with somehow more route and historical information packed in!

I managed to get back before the latest crop of thunderstorms, though there were a couple of places with left-over flood water from earlier. One had a distinct odour - something agricultural had run off I think ... my feet and sandals need a good disinfecting!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 16 August, 2020, 06:17:08 pm
Horses for Courses today.  Nice ride out apart from a wasp sting 10k from the turn.

I got as far as Harling on the way back when the storm came in.  The rain was torrential and I was riding through floods.  I was toying with finding somewhere to stop when my rear wheel went flat.  I hid under a tree and found the thorn.  I was just short of Sapiston and, 200 yds after I set off there was a bus shelter, in fact there were 2.  By the time I reached RAF Honington the roads were completely dry.

The sun came out and I dried out until Great Sampford when there was another storm so the last 20k were a bit soggy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 20 August, 2020, 06:45:10 pm
I did a 200k perm to Lincoln on Tuesday.  The last 20 odd k are on the water railway, a cycle path that follows an old railway line.  I spotted someone sat on a bench in a PBP jersey and it was a chap from Notts who runs some of the Alfreton events.  I’ve completely forgotten his name but he was at the ACME annual get together at the Compasses last Nov.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 20 August, 2020, 07:57:22 pm
I spotted someone sat on a bench in a PBP jersey and it was a chap from Notts who runs some of the Alfreton events.  I’ve completely forgotten his name but he was at the ACME annual get together at the Compasses last Nov.

Mr Ogden?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 20 August, 2020, 09:20:15 pm
I spotted someone sat on a bench in a PBP jersey and it was a chap from Notts who runs some of the Alfreton events.  I’ve completely forgotten his name but he was at the ACME annual get together at the Compasses last Nov.

Mr Ogden?

That’s him.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 August, 2020, 04:07:59 pm
Have I missed the offshore Baird's write up of this weeks escapade, or is he just being lazy?  It was never as late as this when Doggers used to do it, standards are slipping!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 August, 2020, 04:10:25 pm
Have I missed the offshore Baird's write up of this weeks escapade, or is he just being lazy?  It was never as late as this when Doggers used to do it, standards are slipping!

Don't think you've missed anything.  Perhaps we should get josser to start writing it assuming he isn't too busy making up stuff for Arrivee!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 August, 2020, 04:25:39 pm
The offshore bard has been rather distracted by "official business" during the last couple of days.

Something might appear on Monday.

Josser's version would be something like:

My disciples and I enjoyed a splendid evening at the world's finest drinking establishment, discussing my greatness. There were a fair few of them there but one finds it so hard to keep up with all the names and the great unwashed all look and smell alike as far I'm concerned.

Did I tell you about the time I rode across the Urals on a unicycle.  Of course, I invented the unicycle.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 August, 2020, 04:40:50 pm
The offshore bard has been rather distracted by "official business" during the last couple of days.

Something might appear on Monday.

Josser's version would be something like:

My disciples and I enjoyed a splendid evening at the world's finest drinking establishment, discussing my greatness. There were a fair few of them there but one finds it so hard to keep up with all the names and the great unwashed all look and smell alike as far I'm concerned.

Did I tell you about the time I rode across the Urals on a unicycle.  Of course, I invented the unicycle.


Blimey, I didn't realise josser was such a modest chap  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 August, 2020, 05:03:41 pm
Yeah I am not sure I recognise him from that modest account...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 21 August, 2020, 06:08:03 pm
Have I missed the offshore Baird's write up of this weeks escapade, or is he just being lazy?  It was never as late as this when Doggers used to do it, standards are slipping!
Glad to see that the lateness of Tedshred has been duly noted.....!
I may need to start making reappearances so everyone receives a prompt write up the following morning - it used to almost be a competition between us as to who got the write up written first


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 August, 2020, 06:20:28 pm
I may need to start making reappearances so everyone receives a prompt write up the following morning - it used to almost be a competition between us as to who got the write up written first

That would be good  :thumbsup:  Who are you?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 21 August, 2020, 06:24:26 pm
I may need to start making reappearances so everyone receives a prompt write up the following morning - it used to almost be a competition between us as to who got the write up written first

That would be good  :thumbsup:  Who are you?
The Retiree......


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 August, 2020, 06:36:21 pm
Can you help us a bit more ?

You can't have been that much fun or we would have remembered you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 August, 2020, 06:45:48 pm
I may need to start making reappearances so everyone receives a prompt write up the following morning - it used to almost be a competition between us as to who got the write up written first

That would be good    Who are you?
Could be Jane, Carl or that young lad who used to visit... Gillian or something?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 August, 2020, 07:22:14 pm
Sunday is looking slightly less blowy, so I'm hoping to do a 200 then, if I can get through a load of DIY/garden stuff on my to-do list by then, that is ...

By the way, anyone want to ride an ACME group permanent on Saturday 5th September? I'll also start a thread now for a Richard Ellis Memorial Weekend in October. Among other plans before the Coronavirus Winter occurs ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 21 August, 2020, 07:22:18 pm
Can you help us a bit more ?

You can't have been that much fun or we would have remembered you.
I was really boring which would equate to why none of you can remember me


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 August, 2020, 07:20:01 am
Can you help us a bit more ?

You can't have been that much fun or we would have remembered you.
I was really boring which would equate to why none of you can remember me


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Easily fixed... just turn up one Wednesday evening very soon  :thumbsup:  You know you want to and so do we  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 August, 2020, 08:10:50 pm
Moretaine and Bricks 200km yesterday (B&M reversed) - surprisingly good that way round, as I noticed lots of things I missed on several trips round the normal way, both researching the route and as early lockdown jaunts. Headwind all the way out to the Vale of Marston and a good tailwind back, with the pleasure of descending Pulloxhill at speed and a decent climb up the chalk escarpment from Hexton. 'Maggot Hill' (London Lane) was another cracking fast descent, from the Greensand ridge this time - normally a bit of a grind past the notoriously smelly farm.

Perhaps with the novelty of the reversal of the route, (but not having to think about navigation), I seemed to notice the great variety of brickwork, especially the elaborate polychrome chequerboard patterns in 'Brickworks Country', on even quite modest cottages. I like this route, not least because it takes in some decent hills with great views. Worth mentioning again is the distant view of Ravensburgh Castle Iron Age hill fort on the Chilterns, from near Langford. I added some more Tomsk Bonus Kilometres by going via Hatfield Forest and Great Canfield to avoid the B1265 through Takeley on the last stage.

One light shower near Braintree early on, with a smashing sunrise and rainbow to follow. Showers threatened later, but never happened.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 August, 2020, 10:44:20 pm
*almost makes me want to ride it - but then I remembered it's a 200+km ride  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 August, 2020, 10:58:39 pm
Do people really ride that far ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 24 August, 2020, 11:04:56 pm
Do people really ride that far ?

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I've no idea, anyway - shouldn't you be busy writing up last Wed?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 August, 2020, 11:32:49 pm
Haven’t you got an October Dirk & Joergen trip to plan .

It’s not like you’ll be doing much Patrick Moore business tonight.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 30 August, 2020, 09:07:17 pm
An attempt on the Flatliner this weekend didn’t go entirely to plan.  Setting off with Mick we realised the NWly wind was quite strong and pretty chilly.  It was a bit damp early on but we pushed on.   By Boston we were feeling it a bit and then it started to tip down.   By the time we were skirting Lincoln, a few miles from my Mum’s house and Mick’s hotel we realised we had 100 miles to do with at least 50 more into the wind.  We had a conflab at the side of the road and called it a day.   I got to my Mum’s, put my kit in the washer and had a bath.   I then fell asleep watching the Tour highlights.

10 hrs kip later we rendezvoused for an enjoyable 200k home. 

A hard weekend in all and 300 miles done but not quite the expected result.   Still time for another go in the next couple of weeks.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 30 August, 2020, 09:28:38 pm
Bad luck Rob.

I’m still pondering an SR starting with the 600. But nothing before end of September. Weather definitely turning of late but I do worse in the heat so colder wetter weather better.  But winds can be killer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 02 September, 2020, 05:46:44 pm
Essex R&R today.  I’m very conveniently located on the route so could start from home.  Having not done this for a couple of years I had forgotten how lovely the route is, winding around the countryside with some great views.

Having had a mildly emotional time recently I was reminded that this was the ride where I started to make plans to move to the area nearly 3 years ago.  It’s been a long haul.

Thanks to Huggy for making this available.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 September, 2020, 07:22:29 pm
Essex R&R today.  I’m very conveniently located on the route so could start from home.  Having not done this for a couple of years I had forgotten how lovely the route is, winding around the countryside with some great views.

Having had a mildly emotional time recently I was reminded that this was the ride where I started to make plans to move to the area nearly 3 years ago.  It’s been a long haul.

Thanks to Huggy for making this available.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 02 September, 2020, 07:26:48 pm
I did this ride yesterday - and my Strava write-up says much the same..
https://www.strava.com/activities/3996734771


Essex R&R today.  I’m very conveniently located on the route so could start from home.  Having not done this for a couple of years I had forgotten how lovely the route is, winding around the countryside with some great views.

Having had a mildly emotional time recently I was reminded that this was the ride where I started to make plans to move to the area nearly 3 years ago.  It’s been a long haul.

Thanks to Huggy for making this available.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 September, 2020, 08:12:38 am
Ned Boulting's Road Book blog, about discovering Kent on yesterday's rest day and really missing France:

https://www.theroadbook.co.uk/2020/09/14/hoping-in-kent-ned-boulting/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 15 September, 2020, 11:08:28 am
Really enjoyed that piece, Tomsk. *** writes rather well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 September, 2020, 11:21:19 am
Really enjoyed that piece, Tomsk. *** writes rather well.

If you ever get the chance to see his one man show take it, Ned’s not Tomsk’s. Although I did suggest to Tomsk over the weekend that he needs to write a book compiling all the random facts rattling around in his head. For example, do you know why glove makers rarely if ever caught the Black Death?  No?  Well you’ll just have to wait for the book, out in time for Christmas.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 September, 2020, 06:49:32 pm
Yesterday's Rule of Six MEMWNS worked out brilliantly for the Western Contingent:

- Cheeky pint at the Spiritual Home rendezvous.
- Excellent C.O.R. aka Ruffstuff around Waltham/Pleshey/Mashbury - thanks to Routemeister Josser.
- Finishing at the 'Heritage Pub' that is the Walnut Tree, Broads Green: Timmy Taylor's Landlord and Ridley's Rite, ancient yellowed wooden panelling inside (once it got too cold and breezy) and outside gents bogs.
- I have Wisteria Envy - apparently the pub's is on its third flowering this year, which puts our home grown effort to shame. (Don't lean your bike against it or there'll be trouble - Oaky discovered ...)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 September, 2020, 07:16:43 pm
It was a classic evening. That was top notch COR josser!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 18 September, 2020, 01:02:04 pm
Lovely old fashioned service from Wawa the landlady in a very unspoilt old Ridley's pub - just a shame about the plastic pint glasses...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 September, 2020, 01:19:33 pm
Lovely old fashioned service from Wawa the landlady in a very unspoilt old Ridley's pub - just a shame about the plastic pint glasses...

Wawa was brilliant!!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 September, 2020, 11:31:39 pm
There's space for 1 more on Les Gravelleurs d'ACME - deuxième partie

Chelmsford based (my house!) for "easier parking" than central Chelmsford. Head out up to Galleywood, then off road down, up and along the Swan Lane escarpment before traversing ancient woodlands and heading through the Easters to the Rodings and lunch at Dores - from there, we head North to Flitch Way, then back south past the Pleshey Castle before turning East to rehydrate at the Spiritual Home, then it's a trip along the river before a descent South back to Chelmsford. Optional rehydration at The OT.  Circa 105km, almost 50% off road via bridleways and byways

Thursday 24th Sept - avoiding the weekends to get a quieter off-road experience and ensure both Dores and Compasses are open at our arrival time.  10:00 kick off

Space for 1 more any takers? (to make a group of 6)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rr on 22 September, 2020, 12:44:13 am
Sorely tempted,but working.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 September, 2020, 10:26:36 am
Current version of the Route....

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/34159649
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 22 September, 2020, 11:01:33 am
I like the fact that you've routed through "the ford of certain death" not once but twice - I admire your plums...  Bit gnarly for me, but may be see you at the pub.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 September, 2020, 11:35:22 am
I like the fact that you've routed through "the ford of certain death" not once but twice - I admire your plums...  Bit gnarly for me, but may be see you at the pub.

I'll be taking the bridge option both times!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 22 September, 2020, 11:53:59 am
It was so dry last week I'm sure you'll be fine, though it is supposed to be raining that day  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 23 September, 2020, 08:51:38 am
I like the fact that you've routed through "the ford of certain death" not once but twice - I admire your plums...  Bit gnarly for me, but may be see you at the pub.

I'll be taking the bridge option both times! 
At 25mph?

--
ACME Fire Safety Officer.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 September, 2020, 10:01:20 am
I like the fact that you've routed through "the ford of certain death" not once but twice - I admire your plums...  Bit gnarly for me, but may be see you at the pub.

I'll be taking the bridge option both times! 
At 25mph?

--
ACME Fire Safety Officer.

I've done that before, and been catapulted in to the ford..... (fixed ftw!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 24 September, 2020, 11:18:04 am
Three of the Eastern Easy Riders (myself, the Strangler and Huggy) made it to the Chequers at Great Tey last night (two of them even rode there  :facepalm:).

The landlady mentioned that she was not renewing her lease and that the owners had yet to find someone willing to take it on so it looked likely it would be closed by January.

That would be a real shame as it is a proper country pub and very central for the EER and MEMWNS.

We promised we would be back.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 25 September, 2020, 10:01:34 am
First heads-up here - the first of the ACME Winter Anvil Series 100k events is now open for business.  Don't delay in entering if you want to ride as entries are limited to 30 places.  Please note that the start is very likely to be from a car park and not hosted in Wetherspoons.
Validation will be by GPX track or postal finish by completed brevet (that can be put through my letter box).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 25 September, 2020, 10:57:34 am
 :thumbsup:

and an ECE out of habit more than ability

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 25 September, 2020, 11:08:05 am
Entered!

Going to attempt my first ECE as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 25 September, 2020, 12:10:18 pm
Entered, and will ECE as it would be rude not to!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 25 September, 2020, 12:13:58 pm
Entered - and I didn't know there was an option NOT to ECE  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 25 September, 2020, 12:22:55 pm
For those of you, and there are many, that intend to ECE please be aware that groups of up to 6 will be allocated specific start times at 5 minute intervals either side of the nominal time of 10am.  You will not be able to start with a group that is larger than 6.  There is (currently) no organised warm & dry pub to refuel with second breakfast.  There are plenty of pubs and cafés in Witham to use as an individual or group of up to 6.
So bear that in mind when planning your arrival time at the departure location car park to collect your brevet.  If you arrive later than your preallocated time you'll be allowed to start at a safe time, if you arrive earlier than your time you'll need to wait at a social distance from other people that may be lingering around the general area.

These Covid-19 rulz are great fun!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 26 September, 2020, 11:44:29 am
And the Essex 3Rs is now FULL.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 28 September, 2020, 10:52:00 am
Harwich harbour ferry is out of commission for a while - it broke from it's moorings in the storms.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-54315764
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Suffolk Born on 29 September, 2020, 08:12:36 am

Merde - there goes October's 200km DIY. Needed the Ferry.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 September, 2020, 06:23:47 pm
There's space for 1 more on Les Gravelleurs d'ACME

What does one have to do to join Les Gravelleurs? Would I only be allowed in if I start saying "Gravel" rather than "Off road"?

I guess I might need to go tubeless on my Tripster as I don't fancy the chances of the current tyres much.

Anyway, if you continue with these rides, I'd quite like to come along...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 September, 2020, 08:51:40 pm
There's space for 1 more on Les Gravelleurs d'ACME

What does one have to do to join Les Gravelleurs? Would I only be allowed in if I start saying "Gravel" rather than "Off road"?

I guess I might need to go tubeless on my Tripster as I don't fancy the chances of the current tyres much.

Anyway, if you continue with these rides, I'd quite like to come along...
Noted,  not sure when the next one will be or who is organising at the moment 'off road' is fine
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 September, 2020, 09:36:09 am
There's space for 1 more on Les Gravelleurs d'ACME

What does one have to do to join Les Gravelleurs? Would I only be allowed in if I start saying "Gravel" rather than "Off road"?

I guess I might need to go tubeless on my Tripster as I don't fancy the chances of the current tyres much.

Anyway, if you continue with these rides, I'd quite like to come along...

Would be good to see you bobb.

It's only kiddy gravel in Essex, you would do fine on your Tripster or Surly, maybe with some slightly knarly tires, tubeless optional.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 September, 2020, 09:40:59 am
There's space for 1 more on Les Gravelleurs d'ACME

What does one have to do to join Les Gravelleurs? Would I only be allowed in if I start saying "Gravel" rather than "Off road"?

I guess I might need to go tubeless on my Tripster as I don't fancy the chances of the current tyres much.

Anyway, if you continue with these rides, I'd quite like to come along...

Would be good to see you bobb.

It's only kiddy gravel in Essex, you would do fine on your Tripster or Surly, maybe with some slightly knarly tires, tubeless optional.

Steady on bobb, they have you bikepacking in no time!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 30 September, 2020, 03:07:16 pm
Steady on bobb, they have you bikepacking in no time!

This is a concern. You have permission to shoot me if I ever use the term bikep*cking  :P

It's only kiddy gravel in Essex, you would do fine on your Tripster or Surly, maybe with some slightly knarly tires, tubeless optional.

Any suggestion for tubeless tyres suitable for a mixture of road/gravel off-road?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 September, 2020, 03:10:02 pm
Any suggestion for tubeless tyres suitable for a mixture of road/gravel off-road?

Tubeless  :o  What's the matter with you?  You haven't received any recent blows to the head have you?  If so get yerself up to Broomfield A&E sharpish!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 September, 2020, 03:33:06 pm
Any suggestion for tubeless tyres suitable for a mixture of road/gravel off-road?

Tubeless  :o  What's the matter with you?  You haven't received any recent blows to the head have you?  If so get yerself up to Broomfield A&E sharpish!

I'm very impressed with the IRC Bokens I've got on at the moment. Grippy on the "shitey traaks" and quickish on the road. Went on the Pacenti rim with a track pump and at 36mm they might even fit under your guards.

If you want a bang on the head I'm sure jiber can escort you through his favourite ford. If you do it right you might accomplish the double, a Strava KOM and a trip to A&E in a yellow minibus.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 30 September, 2020, 04:01:13 pm
28mm tyres only just fit under my current guards. I could get new guards of course....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 30 September, 2020, 04:05:36 pm
Take them off.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2020, 10:29:27 am
If anyone is disappointed to have missed out on the first of the ACME Winter Anvil Series calendar ride in November due to the field cap of 30 riders be uplifted in the knowledge that the Essex 3R's (and therefore A Little Essex R&R when ridden anticlockwise) route is now available as a perm (https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=8874).  Paperless GPS entry and validation supported.  If you ride it within the 2 weeks before or 1 week after the 7th November I'll credit your Winter Anvil Series record 🙂
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 October, 2020, 10:37:58 am
If anyone is disappointed to have missed out on the first of the ACME Winter Anvil Series calendar ride in November due to the field cap of 30 riders be uplifted in the knowledge that the Essex 3R's (and therefore A Little Essex R&R when ridden anticlockwise) route is now available as a perm (https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=8874).  If you ride it within the 2 weeks before or 1 week after the 7th November I'll credit your Winter Anvil Series record 🙂

This has some appeal.  I could be quite busy this winter with various projects around the house and I can see riding my bike and staying fit in general taking a hit.  Perhaps setting myself the challenge of riding all the ACME winter series routes over the course of the chilly months (C-19 restrictions permitting of course) is the incentive I need.  Personally I'm not bothered about points so am not constrained by dates.

Does anyone else fancy joining me (max group of 6 inc. me) and just treating these endeavours as nice bike rides? 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2020, 10:44:56 am
If anyone is disappointed to have missed out on the first of the ACME Winter Anvil Series calendar ride in November due to the field cap of 30 riders be uplifted in the knowledge that the Essex 3R's (and therefore A Little Essex R&R when ridden anticlockwise) route is now available as a perm (https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=8874).  If you ride it within the 2 weeks before or 1 week after the 7th November I'll credit your Winter Anvil Series record 🙂

This has some appeal.  I could be quite busy this winter with various projects around the house and I can see riding my bike and staying fit in general taking a hit.  Perhaps setting myself the challenge of riding all the ACME winter series routes over the course of the chilly months (C-19 restrictions permitting of course) is the incentive I need.  Personally I'm not bothered about points so am not constrained by dates.

Does anyone else fancy joining me (max group of 6 inc. me) and just treating these endeavours as nice bike rides?
Yes  :thumbsup:
I will have to ride it at least once myself as a route check to see if the roads are still there, was thinking about Sat 31st Oct for that purpose.
(There are no points for a BP anyway  :P )
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 October, 2020, 10:48:27 am
If anyone is disappointed to have missed out on the first of the ACME Winter Anvil Series calendar ride in November due to the field cap of 30 riders be uplifted in the knowledge that the Essex 3R's (and therefore A Little Essex R&R when ridden anticlockwise) route is now available as a perm (https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=8874).  If you ride it within the 2 weeks before or 1 week after the 7th November I'll credit your Winter Anvil Series record 🙂

This has some appeal.  I could be quite busy this winter with various projects around the house and I can see riding my bike and staying fit in general taking a hit.  Perhaps setting myself the challenge of riding all the ACME winter series routes over the course of the chilly months (C-19 restrictions permitting of course) is the incentive I need.  Personally I'm not bothered about points so am not constrained by dates.

Does anyone else fancy joining me (max group of 6 inc. me) and just treating these endeavours as nice bike rides?
Yes  :thumbsup:
I will have to ride it at least once myself as a route check to see if the roads are still there, was thinking about Sat 31st Oct for that purpose.

Nope, I'm on Appropriate Adult call out that day.  I could potentially do Sunday 1st?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 05 October, 2020, 10:50:57 am
Nope, I'm on Appropriate Adult call out that day.  I could potentially do Sunday 1st?
Can decide on a date closer the time.  Sunday 1st is possible, as are other weekends.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 October, 2020, 11:13:34 am
Nope, I'm on Appropriate Adult call out that day.  I could potentially do Sunday 1st?
Can decide on a date closer the time.  Sunday 1st is possible, as are other weekends.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 October, 2020, 08:26:35 am
 :thumbsup: 31st/1st weekend is ok for me for a 3Rs perm/route check.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 October, 2020, 08:42:50 am
:thumbsup: 31st/1st weekend is ok for me for a 3Rs perm/route check.

OK then, let's make it a date for Sunday 1st  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 October, 2020, 05:38:37 am
Just in case The Bard doesn’t oblige here is a summary of yesterday evening in The Sun, Feering with the EER...

Present: myself (OD), huggy, ted, ‘fandango, jem, bobb.

huggy moaned about the beer.

jem showed off her silky new cycling cap which was something to do with all her world records. I was unable to work out whether she or ‘fandango had matching underwear.

Talking about world records we decided that the only way bobb is going to get any world records is for him to transition into a woman.  Apparently these days you just need to fill in a form.

bobb is planning to convert a mahogany desk which once belonged to a supertanker captain into a guitar.

For reasons best known to himself ‘fandango turned up wearing a Star Trek costume.

I’m sure ted has had a haircut, he looked slightly smarter than usual.

Message ends.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 09 October, 2020, 09:29:09 pm
I haven't read the entire thread.

I heard today that the Viper is now a private house. Is this true?  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 October, 2020, 09:38:00 pm
I haven't read the entire thread.

I heard today that the Viper is now a private house. Is this true?  :'(

Possibly, although I Facebook messaged them the other day and they said they were opening again soon but who knows?!?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 October, 2020, 03:21:21 am
I haven't read the entire thread.

I heard today that the Viper is now a private house. Is this true?  :'(

Possibly, although I Facebook messaged them the other day and they said they were opening again soon but who knows?!?

The bloke who owns it also owns The Cricketers, up the road from it - last I head he was planning to reopen as a pub, I think that was on their FB page about 2 weeks ago

Quote
Rupert Cherryman
We can%u2019t wait to reopen!
It%u2019ll be back to its former glory - and clean and warm! Traditional ale house with up to 6 ales on the bar plus good pub food!
Keep an eye on our Facebook page and our website www.thevipermillgrewn.co.uk

ETA: He obvs can't get his URL right though! www.thevipermillgreen.co.uk
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 October, 2020, 09:32:32 am
I haven't read the entire thread.

I heard today that the Viper is now a private house. Is this true?  :'(

Possibly, although I Facebook messaged them the other day and they said they were opening again soon but who knows?!?

The bloke who owns it also owns The Cricketers, up the road from it - last I head he was planning to reopen as a pub, I think that was on their FB page about 2 weeks ago

Quote
Rupert Cherryman
We can%u2019t wait to reopen!
It%u2019ll be back to its former glory - and clean and warm! Traditional ale house with up to 6 ales on the bar plus good pub food!
Keep an eye on our Facebook page and our website www.thevipermillgrewn.co.uk

ETA: He obvs can't get his URL right though! www.thevipermillgreen.co.uk

"Back to it's former glory" what a treat.

Last time I went I was served a very off pint of beer by some kind of non speaking psychopath who looked like he'd rather punch my lights out than apologize and pour me another pint.

The decor and seating had the look and comfort of a below average shed.

I can't wait.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 October, 2020, 12:55:03 pm
I’ve not been to The Viper often but I don’t remember it ever being particularly bad or particularly good. I tried their very hot chilli once which was an experience.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 10 October, 2020, 04:05:43 pm

"Back to it's former glory" what a treat.

Last time I went I was served a very off pint of beer by some kind of non speaking psychopath who looked like he'd rather punch my lights out than apologize and pour me another pint.

The decor and seating had the look and comfort of a below average shed.

I can't wait.


Back to it's former glory before that bloke took over and ruined it. Loads of locals withrew their patronage because of him and the photos the new owner posted of the state he let the place get into were quite an eye opener.

Anyway, I rode past it today and it looks no nearer to completion than it did 6 months ago. The roof over the left hand bar still isn't complete despite work starting on it at the beginning of the year.

I have no idea if it's still going to be reopened as a pub or not. I would assume there are rulez at the point of purchase on that sort of thing....

Edit: I'm up for the 1st if spaces still available.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 October, 2020, 04:51:38 pm
The the 1st November R&R route check the following have expressed an interest I think:

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5.
6.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 October, 2020, 06:58:28 am
The the 1st November R&R route check the following have expressed an interest I think:

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5.
6.


I think Andy C33 and BFC also missed out on a place for the calendar ride?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 11 October, 2020, 11:17:10 am
I think Andy C33 and BFC also missed out on a place for the calendar ride?
Andy C3333333333 is one of the calendar 30, BFC has not made any enquiries yet but added as provisional to the 1st November group perm

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5. BFC
6.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 11 October, 2020, 01:56:10 pm
You've talked me into it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 13 October, 2020, 08:29:10 pm
I haven't read the entire thread.

I heard today that the Viper is now a private house. Is this true?  :'(

Possibly, although I Facebook messaged them the other day and they said they were opening again soon but who knows?!?

The bloke who owns it also owns The Cricketers, up the road from it - last I head he was planning to reopen as a pub, I think that was on their FB page about 2 weeks ago

Quote
Rupert Cherryman
We can%u2019t wait to reopen!
It%u2019ll be back to its former glory - and clean and warm! Traditional ale house with up to 6 ales on the bar plus good pub food!
Keep an eye on our Facebook page and our website www.thevipermillgrewn.co.uk

ETA: He obvs can't get his URL right though! www.thevipermillgreen.co.uk

"Back to it's former glory" what a treat.

Last time I went I was served a very off pint of beer by some kind of non speaking psychopath who looked like he'd rather punch my lights out than apologize and pour me another pint.

The decor and seating had the look and comfort of a below average shed.

I can't wait.

Sounds like here...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 13 October, 2020, 08:31:07 pm
The the 1st November R&R route check the following have expressed an interest I think:

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5.
6.


I think Andy C33 and BFC also missed out on a place for the calendar ride?

As did I, though I might leave it until nearer the date to see if I'm fit enough
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 14 October, 2020, 10:18:37 am
I haven't read the entire thread.

I heard today that the Viper is now a private house. Is this true?  :'(

Possibly, although I Facebook messaged them the other day and they said they were opening again soon but who knows?!?

The bloke who owns it also owns The Cricketers, up the road from it - last I head he was planning to reopen as a pub, I think that was on their FB page about 2 weeks ago

Quote
Rupert Cherryman
We can%u2019t wait to reopen!
It%u2019ll be back to its former glory - and clean and warm! Traditional ale house with up to 6 ales on the bar plus good pub food!
Keep an eye on our Facebook page and our website www.thevipermillgrewn.co.uk

ETA: He obvs can't get his URL right though! www.thevipermillgreen.co.uk

"Back to it's former glory" what a treat.

Last time I went I was served a very off pint of beer by some kind of non speaking psychopath who looked like he'd rather punch my lights out than apologize and pour me another pint.

The decor and seating had the look and comfort of a below average shed.

I can't wait.

Sounds like here...

Yeah, but unbelievably it was worse. At least the beer is ok at your gaffe (well, apart from that watered down Bishop Nick stuff).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 October, 2020, 08:23:13 am
The Essex 3R's route check perm ride on Sunday 1st November departing the Witham Labour Hall at 10am is now full.

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5. BFC
6. Deniece

Due to current restrictions there will be no (organised) 'spoons breakfast and post-ride refreshments.  I intend to ride entirely self-sufficient with maybe one outside café or shop stop in Stock.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2020, 09:17:54 am
Due to current restrictions there will be no (organised) 'spoons breakfast and post-ride refreshments.  I intend to ride entirely self-sufficient with maybe one outside café or shop stop in Stock.

Works for me.  I might bring a stove  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 October, 2020, 07:56:13 pm
Due to current restrictions there will be no (organised) 'spoons breakfast and post-ride refreshments.  I intend to ride entirely self-sufficient with maybe one outside café or shop stop in Stock.

On the Autumnal 100km last weekend, I seemed to be playing the kindly old uncle with three of my start group. In consideration of their need for calories, we had two garage stops, at Steeple Bumpstead and Thaxted plus Walden's Tesco Express. A diversion to Thaxted's (closed) public loos was followed by a dash to Saffron Walden's facilities - I didn't think it fair on the randonneuse in the group for us three men to have a hedge stop! This is something to consider for 1st November ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 October, 2020, 12:47:32 pm
It is easy to see why the Eastern Easy Riders have a waiting list for their Wednesday evening chill outs.  A more cosmopolitan and diverse group would be difficult to find - they even count a Welshman among their number !

The original motivation behind EER was to appease Fandango by attending venues no more than 5 miles from Fandango Towers.  This was at a time when Joergen was trying to do much the same with MEMWNS and his own gaff.

With the coming of the Rule of Six and now Tier 2, it has become a necessity (although distance from Fandango Towers does remain a primary consideration).

Last night was our first venture out under Tier 2. 

I arrived 15 minutes late as usual - I have now realised that this is because post-lockdown I am 15 minutes slower on my bike than I wishfully think I am  :facepalm: 

Once I had managed to work out how to access the beer garden (by a gate  :-[), I found Jemango, Leading Seaman Goldstein, Steve "no fluffer required" Fiddler and a Kiwi bloke who looked vaguely familiar sitting at a table under an oversized two bar electric fire.

It turned out that sitting outdoors was perfectly pleasant.  Not only was it a mild evening but with cover above, a bit of shelter from the prevailing wind from the pub itself and the oversized heater, there was no need for the extra clothes we had all brought.

While Goldstein tucked into his Welsh banquet (a bag of ready salted crisps), the rest of us sampled the limited selection of ales - Ruddles, Green King IPA and er Merlot.

Despite the limited selection, we were looked after very well.  The pub itself was near empty and the landlord (who seemed to be out walking his dog) even made an appearance to thank us for turning up.  The last few months have made us all appreciate our good local pubs and being able to meet up in them all the more so it was a relief that we were able to continue with EER even under Tier 2.

We covered our usual diverse range of topics ranging from the Fiddler's new frame to the end of the 747 era while Goldstein sipped thoughtfully on his Merlot. 

In no time it was 9.55 and we were being ushered out.  At this point Tippers pointed out something which I had noticed but not really thought about - when pubs all close at 10, everybody leaves the pub at 10.  This means that any cars at the pub are leaving at the same time and also that most of the traffic on the road is cars leaving other pubs. 

It was my first trip out with my knees covered since before lockdown and it was noticeably colder on the way home into the strengthening wind and occasional light rain flurry.  Of course the corollary to the point above about closing time is that by not long after 10, the roads are deserted.

Hopefully Essex can move itself back out of Tier 2 very soon.  In the meantime, EER still works and that is a very fine thing indeed.


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 October, 2020, 02:44:08 pm
It is easy to see why the Not Eastern Easy Riders sometimes have a waiting list for their Wednesday evening chill outs.  A more cosmopolitan and diverse group would be difficult to find - they even count an Old Etonian among their number!

As has become my habit I set off just after 1800hrs determined to add a few miles to the 20 mile round trip to The Spiritual Home.  After many years of careful consideration, not to mention much trial and error, I have found the best way in which to add extra miles to an otherwise familiar route is to keep riding away from the target public house.  The evening was mild but the torrential rain we had all endured throughout the day had left many an epic puddle, some of which looked suspiciously like floods.  I decided against Bumfords Lane as I was certain the Lido would be open for business, I also decided fords were to be avoided too, I find achieving 23mph on BJ the Fixie is difficult so attempting to ford a ford would be bound to end in disaster.

I arrived at The Compasses bang on 2000hrs to find none of my chums present.  A member of josser's crew carefully sanitised my picnic bench, on which I immediately deposited copious amounts of sweat, whether this made the said garden furniture more or less coronavirus friendly I cannot judge.  Dee took my beer order, she also pointed out I was sat at the wrong bench, there was one marked "ACME" in the corner.  Internally I bristled, Wednesday evenings aren't ACME events they are MEMWNS events so to calm myself I ordered a packet of dry roasted peanuts.

Then, just like the shopkeeper in Mr Ben, jibers appeared.  To me he looked much as he always does, a bit scruffy and decidedly northern, but he was keen to point out he was different.  He wasn't wearing lycra but civvies; he was practicing for his new job which doesn't allow the wearing of cycle specific clothing.  I shall leave you to guess what jibers' new job is, some of you may know already, but if you need a clue I can reveal a DBS check is required, apparently jibers has passed his, clearly that unfortunate incident with the alpaca was successfully swept under the carpet.

Minutes later Tomsk arrived complaining of wet feet, he'd encountered some of the epic puddles I mentioned earlier.  Tomsk, despite his mild mannered appearance, has the capacity to surprise and so it was yesterday evening.  Lately he has been riding through the centre of Cambridge, following audax routes cunningly devised by that scallywag Wilky Boy.  Cambridge, along with many conurbations, is full of twonks on bicycles not looking where they are going, and pedestrians being equally careless.  Tomsk confessed he found them increasingly tiresome and had on occasion raised his voice!  I looked at Tomsk with what must have been an expression somewhere between amusement, horror and bewilderment.  Was Tomsk about to admit he'd actually sworn at someone?  I therefore asked Tomsk to clarify the words he'd used, perhaps I was about the hear an Anglo Saxon expletive sally forth from Tomsk's carefully trimmed beard!  Not a bit of it!  The aforementioned careless cyclists and pedestrians found themselves admonished with a stridently delivered "I say!" and tinkle of Tomsk's bicycle bell and a stern Paddington stare!

The first pints dispatched and Nick, not Nik's Nick, or even Nik himself but the other Nick arrived from the gloom.  The splendid fella had ridden all the way from Ongar cos that's where he lives.  As far as I know its a long way away, somewhere to the west but not as far west as London.  Nick's rear tyre hadn't behaved well at all and was soft as opposed to hard.  The best sort of tyres are the hard variety.  Anyhow, he and jibers then talked about engineering.  Their conversation about engineering was rudely interrupted by josser who had arrived in his electric car so nursed a sad looking half for the remainder of the evening whilst telling us about the current plight of the licenced trade - it's dismal I'm afraid chaps.

Eileen and occasionally Dee, both looking fetching in their visors, were keen to ply us with beer, we were keen not to appear rude so by the time we left I had imbibed 3.5 pints and having not eaten very much beforehand was feeling a little wobbly as I threw my leg over BJ to pedal home.  The ride home, like the ride from home, was a solitary one, but nonetheless enjoyable.  Much thanks go to the team at The Compasses, long may you service our needs, and to my fellow MEMWNS riders, may you always have Mid-Essex pubs to visit.  Strange and tough times we live in  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 October, 2020, 04:45:00 pm
Rumble time  >:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZwT5XJeR0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZwT5XJeR0)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 October, 2020, 05:09:03 pm
Rumble time  >:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZwT5XJeR0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZwT5XJeR0)

 ;D

This could end up being very sectarian.   You've got you folks in the east, then us lot in the west, then those lot way over to the left in Tier 1 Hertfordshire.  I wonder if we'll start evolving at different rates? 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 October, 2020, 04:05:30 pm
Hello, my name is BJ the Fixie, my Daddy is typing this message cos I ain't got no fingers.  I have two questions...

Firstly, I need a new chain, what sort should Daddy buy me?

Secondly, I suspect my front wheel's Mavic Open Pro rim is overly worn, how can Daddy check for sure?

Thank you very much, I think you're all lovely, especially those of you who ride fixies like me  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 October, 2020, 05:04:15 pm
Firstly, I need a new chain, what sort should Daddy buy me? - A gold one

Secondly, I suspect my front wheel's Mavic Open Pro rim is overly worn, how can Daddy check for sure? - Tell your dad to use his legs to brake and not the brakes. Also, just keep riding, you will know quickly when it is properly worn out!

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 October, 2020, 05:16:06 pm
Dear Mr Tippers,

You're not being very helpful  >:(

Kindest regards,

BJ
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 23 October, 2020, 05:35:53 pm
Firstly, I need a new chain, what sort should Daddy buy me?

One that can be yanked

Secondly, I suspect my front wheel's Mavic Open Pro rim is overly worn, how can Daddy check for sure?

Descend North Hill at terminal velocity then pull on the levers as hard as possible.  If the rim doesn’t collapse underneath you, then it’ll be good for a while.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 23 October, 2020, 06:18:39 pm
What width chainring and sprocket are you running and how worn are they ?

If your rim feels concave when you run your finger along the brake track then replace it.  BTW Open Pro ?  The early 2000s called and they want their rim back.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 October, 2020, 06:25:22 pm
I'm replacing my fixed drivetrain tomorrow, assuming the remaining bits arrive tomorrow. I've once again opted for the KMC Z1. Generally get good mileage from the KMC, although I'm sure most singlespeed chains are pretty good. I'm upping to 1/8 width, just because the new chainring only comes in that size.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 October, 2020, 06:36:52 pm
1/8 is defo the way to go for a few extra miles

I generally bulk buy chains when they are on special. I've had KMC and Miche and cant really tell the difference between them....my mileage has dropped off over the last year or 2 though. :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 October, 2020, 06:46:18 pm
I generally bulk buy chains when they are on special.

KMC Z1 currently at £5.99 with free delivery. Only 9 left. https://www.amazon.co.uk/KMC-Unisexs-Wide-Chain-Brown/dp/B07J2TXG64/ref=asc_df_B07J2TXG64/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=339671415049&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16022315693042767174&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9044919&hvtargid=pla-764450174556&psc=1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/KMC-Unisexs-Wide-Chain-Brown/dp/B07J2TXG64/ref=asc_df_B07J2TXG64/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=339671415049&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16022315693042767174&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9044919&hvtargid=pla-764450174556&psc=1)

Edit: I do find it rather odd they refer to this chain as 'Unisex' in the URL!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 23 October, 2020, 08:00:08 pm
I have Izumis on the nice bikes, but have been using SRAM recently.   The Izumi is a bit noisy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 24 October, 2020, 02:28:22 pm
The joiner on the latest versions of  KMC Z1 are ar two piece unit that requires bending the pin plate to engage/disengage the locking plate, it feels wrong during assembly - the plate does not engage fully. I prefer the traditional 3 piece joiners, and have stopped buying KMC single speed chains because of the new joiner design. I have changed to Miche track chains.

I do like the ability to remove chains on the track bikes to cook the chains in grease, my 1980's tin of linklyfe is running low.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 October, 2020, 07:21:27 pm
Izumis are nice, KMC stainless steel are too, if you can find them (over £20 each though) - Velosolo used to have them and Francis Thurmer (Hard-to-Find catalogue) in Days of Yore, but I haven't seen them recently. Bog standard SRAM PC1s (formerly Sachs) are cheap as chips and perfectly ok, as are KMC Z1s. I've found Wippermann chains sometimes a bit noisy, no idea why! These are all 1/8 gauge. I've not had any issues with the newer joining link designs, though the old-skool type inspire confidence, not least because you need a bit of effort to remove them.

Re: rim wear, various websites will list minimum metal that's safe (Sheldon Brown, CTC?) but a literal rule of thumb is if it feels concave, replace it. If it starts to weaken, because of uneven wear it'll probably just be a section that you may notice bowing out, possibly cracking and catching the brakes and hopefully not failing totally and blowing the tyre off the rim along with shards of metal, as you decend a steep hill at speed! Modern rims have a wear indicator, usually a groove or indent drilled into the braking surface.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 25 October, 2020, 11:19:29 am
Am I missing something? I've removed the bottom bracket from my Genesis Day One. It was a TH BB-7420ST, 68x118mm. My understanding is that is an English thread, or BSA (which interestingly stands for Birmingham Small Arms).

I'm upgrading components, and from what I have read I am able to fit an external bearings BB, to then use with a new compatible crank. The new bottom bracket is a Miche Evo Max, which is described as a 1.37"x24tpi BSA thread. There are only 2 threaded versions of this bottom bracket, English and Italian threaded. I've definitely got the English one, the two sides tighten in different directions.

The issue is, when I start to screw on the drive side bracket, it doesn't go on very far before not wanting to easily screw on further. I tested the non-drive bracket, which goes on a bit further before it also stops being easy to screw on. I'm very reluctant to use force, in case they are somehow not compatible threads. But from what I am reading, there is only one standard that both the bike frame and the bottom bracket should be conforming to.

Am I missing something here?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 October, 2020, 12:01:41 pm
Am I missing something? I've removed the bottom bracket from my Genesis Day One. It was a TH BB-7420ST, 68x118mm. My understanding is that is an English thread, or BSA (which interestingly stands for Birmingham Small Arms).

I'm upgrading components, and from what I have read I am able to fit an external bearings BB, to then use with a new compatible crank. The new bottom bracket is a Miche Evo Max, which is described as a 1.37"x24tpi BSA thread. There are only 2 threaded versions of this bottom bracket, English and Italian threaded. I've definitely got the English one, the two sides tighten in different directions.

The issue is, when I start to screw on the drive side bracket, it doesn't go on very far before not wanting to easily screw on further. I tested the non-drive bracket, which goes on a bit further before it also stops being easy to screw on. I'm very reluctant to use force, in case they are somehow not compatible threads. But from what I am reading, there is only one standard that both the bike frame and the bottom bracket should be conforming to.

Am I missing something here?

Paging Mr BFC, paging Mr BFC.  Would Mr BFC please go to the red telephone in the lobby?  A confused cyclist is awaiting your words of wisdom.  Thank you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 October, 2020, 01:01:27 pm
Am I missing something? I've removed the bottom bracket from my Genesis Day One. It was a TH BB-7420ST, 68x118mm. My understanding is that is an English thread, or BSA (which interestingly stands for Birmingham Small Arms).

I'm upgrading components, and from what I have read I am able to fit an external bearings BB, to then use with a new compatible crank. The new bottom bracket is a Miche Evo Max, which is described as a 1.37"x24tpi BSA thread. There are only 2 threaded versions of this bottom bracket, English and Italian threaded. I've definitely got the English one, the two sides tighten in different directions.

The issue is, when I start to screw on the drive side bracket, it doesn't go on very far before not wanting to easily screw on further. I tested the non-drive bracket, which goes on a bit further before it also stops being easy to screw on. I'm very reluctant to use force, in case they are somehow not compatible threads. But from what I am reading, there is only one standard that both the bike frame and the bottom bracket should be conforming to.

Am I missing something here?

Couple of possibilities here, cross threaded is the worse of them or either dirty of unclear threads the better of the two.  How far does the BB you removed go in to the threads?

Don't forget copperslip when you do put teh new BB in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 25 October, 2020, 01:31:33 pm
Couple of possibilities here, cross threaded is the worse of them or either dirty of unclear threads the better of the two.  How far does the BB you removed go in to the threads?

Don't forget copperslip when you do put teh new BB in.

That's done the trick, thanks jiberjaber.  :thumbsup:

Threads were super clean, having used white spirit earlier. Then plenty of general purpose grease. I have copper grease arriving midweek, so thinking I will use the general stuff for now, and then remove everything, clean and use the copper grease at the end of the year.

What has done the trick is trying the removed BB. It dawned on me that the bits were going on the opposite way round to the instructions from Miche. So after the removed BB seemed to be going on again fine, I switched the new BB round and started to put the single cup without the inner bit on the drive side, and it went on without any fuss. Same for the other one. Now seems so obvious, but when in the thick of it I didn't consider the instructions being wrong!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 October, 2020, 01:51:32 pm
I'd put the copperslip on as soon as you get it if not wait till it's here.  I made the mistake of thinking any grease would do in teh past and after a month it was a pain to remove - however with CS added, no issues...

Glad you got the BB sorted. Surprised there isn't a D / ND marking ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 25 October, 2020, 03:20:46 pm
Am I missing something? I've removed the bottom bracket from my Genesis Day One. It was a TH BB-7420ST, 68x118mm. My understanding is that is an English thread, or BSA (which interestingly stands for Birmingham Small Arms).

I'm upgrading components, and from what I have read I am able to fit an external bearings BB, to then use with a new compatible crank. The new bottom bracket is a Miche Evo Max, which is described as a 1.37"x24tpi BSA thread. There are only 2 threaded versions of this bottom bracket, English and Italian threaded. I've definitely got the English one, the two sides tighten in different directions.

The issue is, when I start to screw on the drive side bracket, it doesn't go on very far before not wanting to easily screw on further. I tested the non-drive bracket, which goes on a bit further before it also stops being easy to screw on. I'm very reluctant to use force, in case they are somehow not compatible threads. But from what I am reading, there is only one standard that both the bike frame and the bottom bracket should be conforming to.

Am I missing something here?

Which way are you turning the cup on the drive side?  You need to turn it anti clockwise to tighten
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 26 October, 2020, 09:52:29 am
If it's any help, I've had loads of issues getting a new BB into my Day One, with clean threads and copper slip - don't know whether the new BB I have (which is the correct specification) is slightly oversized or the threads on the frame are slightly the wrong size/spacing. In the end, a lot of brute force, which almost resulted in a broken finger was the order of the day. I'm certainly not looking forward to replacing it again. I'm pretty sure I've not cross threaded it, as now it's in place, it sits totally flush with the frame, but I guess anything is possible given my lack of mechanical competence.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 26 October, 2020, 11:28:57 am
For British Standard (BSA) bottom brackets the current interpreptation is a 1.37", this has been rounded down from the original 1 3/8" (1.375) x 24tpi, so on old frames a lot of replacement BBs can feel loose - but it's only 5/1000" (0.127mm) error. In reality manufacturing tolerances and tool wear contribute a greater variance in actual size and thread form quality.
Then add a bit of paint or corrossion to the threads, especially if a new BB cup goes in further than the old ones, and its no surprise that sometimes BBs don't fit too well.
I have thread cutters/cleaners for the frame and the cups (BSA only), also suit standard fixed wheel hub threads.
For the threads the left hand (non drive) side is a right handed thread, and the right hand (drive) side is a left handed thread. Very easy to get mixed up when working on a frame, especially if it's upside down or you've turned it around to work on the other side.

And for anyone considering an old Raliegh frame, anything made in Nottingham (up to the early 90's?) they used a different thread (1 3/8" x 26tpi) to the rest of the planet, BSA cups feel like they should fit but bind after a while. Raleigh threads cannot be recut ot fit BSA parts - not enough material left.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 October, 2020, 11:39:07 am
Love it!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 26 October, 2020, 12:10:58 pm
This man knows what he's talking about  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 October, 2020, 12:51:16 pm
Thanks for all the help on the BB issue I was having. It is now fitted (temporarily, awaiting Copper grease), and I have just one issue remaining. I tightened the non-drive crank heaps, and eventually had to stop as any more tightening would result in the non-drive crank hitting the frame. When I take it off I may check to see if the spacer would be better put on that side ... the BB instructions suggested otherwise, but as they were proposing fitting the BB the opposite way to how it could be fitted, maybe I should have switched the spacer over.

And for anyone considering an old Raliegh frame, anything made in Nottingham (up to the early 90's?) they used a different thread (1 3/8" x 26tpi) to the rest of the planet, BSA cups feel like they should fit but bind after a while. Raleigh threads cannot be recut ot fit BSA parts - not enough material left.

I've got a Carlton Pro-Am built circa 1978 that I will be returning to its former glory at some point. Given that Raleigh owned Carlton, it sounds like this is a fact I should take note of.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 26 October, 2020, 04:17:09 pm
Thanks for all the help on the BB issue I was having. It is now fitted (temporarily, awaiting Copper grease), and I have just one issue remaining. I tightened the non-drive crank heaps, and eventually had to stop as any more tightening would result in the non-drive crank hitting the frame. When I take it off I may check to see if the spacer would be better put on that side ... the BB instructions suggested otherwise, but as they were proposing fitting the BB the opposite way to how it could be fitted, maybe I should have switched the spacer over.

The original BB at 118mm is 5mm longer than that fitted to the genesis flyer (2017 model, C33's bike) which is a standard 120mm single speed rear axle.
You may need to fit the BB cups with one or more 2.5mm spacers between frame and cup - 2 spacers is the difference between "road" 68mm and "MTB" 73mm spec. The Genesis day ones disc brake rear hubs are probably MTB 135mm axle (worth checking!), so its anyones guess at what combination of bits are required to get the chainline correct when putting a new crankset on.

The Miche Evo Max BBs are a direct replacent/equivalent of shimano hollowtech 2 (24mm spindle, both sides).

I have fitted a Miche Pistard crankset onto one of my track bikes (traditional 43mm chainline and 120mm rear hub) using Shimano DA BB cups without any spacers or tweaking. Clearance between crank arms and chain stays is 3mm on a frame that is designed for 23mm tyres.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 26 October, 2020, 04:27:12 pm
I'm using SRAM Omniums on 2 bikes and a Miche Pistard Air on the race bike.

The Omniums come with their own BB so just fitted as standard.   The Miche is coupled with a Hope BB and doesn't look like it required a spacer.   All the bikes have 120mm back ends.

(I didn't fit any of them as I'm a ham fisted mechanic).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 October, 2020, 04:36:14 pm
I have a SRAM Omnium on my flyer - chainline is spot on and, as Rob said, the BB (which is SRAM GPX) goes on no problem.  It is a nice system.  I did fit mine even though I am a famously ham-fisted mechanic.

Andy C3333333333333333 is about to build up an old Raleigh frame into a fixed wheel machine so that might be interesting.  BFC, you have been warned  :-X

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 27 October, 2020, 10:19:10 am

I've got a Carlton Pro-Am built circa 1978 that I will be returning to its former glory at some point. Given that Raleigh owned Carlton, it sounds like this is a fact I should take note of.

The Carlton factory used BSA tooling, some high end Ralieghs were made at the Carlton factory and had BSA bottom brackets (and headset threads). Raliegh threaded BB's are 71 or 76mm wide apparently, if the BB is 68mm wide it's BSA threading. It was only the Raliegh factory at Nottingham that used the Raliegh specific tooling. Some other clues for a Raliegh Nottingham frame include: Mudgaurd eyelets on the rear of the rear dropouts, rather than the top and 1" (25.4mm) seat post.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 October, 2020, 10:11:12 am
The Essex 3R's route check perm ride on Sunday 1st November departing the Witham Labour Hall at 10am is now full.

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5. BFC
6. Deniece

Due to current restrictions there will be no (organised) 'spoons breakfast and post-ride refreshments.  I intend to ride entirely self-sufficient with maybe one outside café or shop stop in Stock.

I assume we're still on and it's just a case of turning up on Sunday at the Labour Hall at 10 am with plenty of supplies (and a mask... or gimp suit)?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 October, 2020, 10:26:16 am
Yes, it was discussed yesterday evening and it’s still on. huggy is really excited and has ordered a new gimp suit especially, crotchless as well!  Good to see AUK organisers pushing the boat out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 October, 2020, 10:33:54 am
Awesome  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 October, 2020, 10:49:15 am
EER's tour of COVID secure and Tier 2 friendly hostelries brought us to the Swan at Totham yesterday evening.

The Swan is one of an increasing number of pubs that has laid on covered and heated outside seating that allows us to continue to meet as a group of 6 as the weather deteroriates whilst keeping everyone on the right side of the rules.

I arrived to be welcomed by a large but friendly dog and an equally friendly and licky but slighly less furry Fandango.  He had managed to make it all the way from Colchester by bike.

We were soon joined by the Blase Brewer, the Serene Sex Whale and Serge Fondler.  Evenutally EER's answer to Ferdinand Magellan completed our party having managed to navigate his way there from all of 7 miles away by a series of searching loops.

It was pleasantly warm under the heater which was just as well as Serge was buffless and feeling a bit lost without the usual comfort of something warm and hairy close to his face.   

Many pubs at the moment are either short of supplies of cask beer or unwilling to stock too much of it but the Swan presented us with a choice of 4.  We sampled Crouch Vale's Ten 64,  Mighty Oak's Captain Bob and Crouch Vale's Brewers Gold.  With a rare full quorum of the Quaffers' Committee on hand to judge (only our office junior was missing), Ten 64 was duly anointed as the Quaffers' Choice.  Magellan, meanwhile, was sitting at a separate table nurturing a pint of Guinness and muttering to himself about iron deficiency.

Inevitably, much of the evening was taken up with planning and rehearsing our off off off Broadway musical.  I can't reveal too much at this stage other than it is set in Russia and will feature the return of Epiphany hearthrob Svetlana as a special guest star.  Those Russians !

As seems to be tradition now, we were joined by the landlord towards the end of the evening.  It seems to be a mixture of being pleased to see a group of new people turn up and a chance to vent about the precarious state of the hospitality trade.  Who knew that EER/MEMWNs would become so welcome - even with Magellan in tow  :o  The Swan is another to add to the list of pubs that deserve our support.

It was a wet and blustery ride home but mainly with a welcome tailwind.  I had to chaperone Fandango back towards Colchester - it's not easy towing someone home when they are already 500 yards ahead of you and their twinkling tail light is disappearing fast.  I think I really helped him though.







Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 29 October, 2020, 12:07:29 pm
Sorry ted, I got a bit carried away, I thought you were keeping up, until I saw you weren't. Er, I did slow down and wait, did you make a hedge stop?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 October, 2020, 12:08:00 pm
Oh dear ted, you've committed a faux pas and endangered national security all in one go!  And you a holder of High Office, you really should know better. 

Svetlana didn't want it known she was a gnat's cock away from announcing her first musical off off off Broadway.  It's a story which will cause shock waves around the globe as draws back the veil of secrecy which has surrounded the 3-way relationship between successive US presidents and successive Soviet/Russian leaders and a pair of double agents who for years masqueraded as a Cockney singing duo - you've guessed it - Chas & Dave!

Chas & Dave's hit records were in fact coded messages which were finally cracked by a top secret cyber security establishment in Chelmsford, not Bletchley Park but Admiral's Park - it was hid in plain sight you see.  Anyhow, Svetlana has turned the whole story into a musical incorporating Chas & Dave's back catalogue of course.

In her spare time Svetlana has also been teaching Russian to Jem!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 October, 2020, 12:13:43 pm
did you make a hedge stop?

Yeah, rub it in go on.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 October, 2020, 12:16:01 pm
Oh dear ted, you've committed a faux pas and endangered national security all in one go!  And you a holder of High Office, you really should know better. 

Svetlana didn't want it known she was a gnat's cock away from announcing her first musical off off off Broadway.  It's a story which will cause shock waves around the globe as draws back the veil of secrecy which has surrounded the 3-way relationship between successive US presidents and successive Soviet/Russian leaders and a pair of double agents who for years masqueraded as a Cockney singing duo - you've guessed it - Chas & Dave!

Chas & Dave's hit records were in fact coded messages which were finally cracked by a top secret cyber security establishment in Chelmsford, not Bletchley Park but Admiral's Park - it was hid in plain sight you see.  Anyhow, Svetlana has turned the whole story into a musical incorporating Chas & Dave's back catalogue of course.

In her spare time Svetlana has also been teaching Russian to Jem!

We were talking about the other musical but well done for giving away all Svelana's secrets.  She'll be mad at you when you next see her.  Come to think of it, I still haven't seen you together...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 October, 2020, 12:39:43 pm
Oh dear ted, you've committed a faux pas and endangered national security all in one go!  And you a holder of High Office, you really should know better. 

Svetlana didn't want it known she was a gnat's cock away from announcing her first musical off off off Broadway.  It's a story which will cause shock waves around the globe as draws back the veil of secrecy which has surrounded the 3-way relationship between successive US presidents and successive Soviet/Russian leaders and a pair of double agents who for years masqueraded as a Cockney singing duo - you've guessed it - Chas & Dave!

Chas & Dave's hit records were in fact coded messages which were finally cracked by a top secret cyber security establishment in Chelmsford, not Bletchley Park but Admiral's Park - it was hid in plain sight you see.  Anyhow, Svetlana has turned the whole story into a musical incorporating Chas & Dave's back catalogue of course.

In her spare time Svetlana has also been teaching Russian to Jem!

We were talking about the other musical but well done for giving away all Svelana's secrets.  She'll be mad at you when you next see her.  Come to think of it, I still haven't seen you together...

Oh the web I/we weave  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 29 October, 2020, 04:15:43 pm
Meanwhile back in the Western Fringes, we paid another visit to out now-usual outside table at the Spiritual Home. There, I found psyclist already ensconced - I think I picked up his wheel tracks at Bishop's Green, then via Pleshey and the old brewery. Nik's Nick arrived and a little later New Nick via a long, wiggly route from Mile End and introductions were made. Nik's Nick is now stuck with being Old Nick ... the Quaffer's Choice was the also appropriately Halloween-y Bishop Nick Witchhunt, though Crouch Vale's Ten 46 was also sampled: dark and chewy as well.

No heating, (although at the furthest table from the open side), so we huddled together for warmth, as much as you can in a socially distant way. New Nick resolved to cover his knees from now on and we all decided a bigger saddlebag was needed for extra layers. The pub was quiet so we had lots of attention from Eileen, though this may have increased the beer n'chips consumption.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 29 October, 2020, 04:22:36 pm
Meanwhile back in the Western Fringes, we paid another visit to out now-usual outside table at the Spiritual Home. There, I found psyclist already ensconced - I think I picked up his wheel tracks at Bishop's Green, then via Pleshey and the old brewery. Nik's Nick arrived and a little later New Nick via a long, wiggly route from Mile End and introductions were made. Nik's Nick is now stuck with being Old Nick ... the Quaffer's Choice was the also appropriately Halloween-y Bishop Nick Witchhunt, though Crouch Vale's Ten 46 was also sampled: dark and chewy as well.

No heating, (although at the furthest table from the open side), so we huddled together for warmth, as much as you can in a socially distant way. New Nick resolved to cover his knees from now on and we all decided a bigger saddlebag was needed for extra layers. The pub was quiet so we had lots of attention from Eileen, though this may have increased the beer n'chips consumption.

At some point last night I recalled that I had friends in a pub about 2 miles from my front door.   I really should put a bit more effort in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 29 October, 2020, 05:51:24 pm
Although I'd happily go to the Spiritual Home every week, we need to find a western-ish pub, (with a heated outdoor, but undercover area), for a bit of variety in the ride to and from. So far I have managed to go a different route there every time, but unless I start doing some longer, more convoluted ways it could get a bit same-y.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 October, 2020, 06:19:38 pm
I’ll try to pass by Hatfield Broad Oak in the next few days to see what their setup is like.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 29 October, 2020, 07:22:10 pm
I’ll try to pass by Hatfield Broad Oak in the next few days to see what their setup is like.

 :thumbsup: Perhaps a cheeky cross-border trip into Tier 1 territory? Any recommendations in Sawbo, Spellbrook, Stortford?

I've cast the net wider within west Essex, looking for heated outdoor and undercover facilities: so far I've located the John Barleycorn in Threshers Bush (about 16 miles from home) and The Chequers, Matching Green (13 miles). The family friendly- and gastro-pubs seem to be the ones investing in marquees and heating. Neither are 'MEMWNS' kind of pubs really, but under the circumstances ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 October, 2020, 08:56:45 pm
That’s an idea Tomsk. A cross border foray would mean an indoor setting, and Toby’s dad is out next week. Quite a few pubs that I know are either not open or have restricted hours. Coach and Horses just outside Stortford might be an option. Or The Catherine Wheel in Albury would be a good option. We’ve been there before, very welcoming landlord.

The Fox and Hounds in Clavering would also be a good option. Another one we have been to, and they have good COVID related things in place, included outdoor heated marquee as an alternative to the indoor space.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 October, 2020, 08:51:56 am
Although I'd happily go to the Spiritual Home every week, we need to find a western-ish pub, (with a heated outdoor, but undercover area), for a bit of variety in the ride to and from. So far I have managed to go a different route there every time, but unless I start doing some longer, more convoluted ways it could get a bit same-y.

Yes, you're right.  I wonder what the White Hart (Tiger's Island) at Margarreting Tye has available.  There is the Cross Keys at Nounsley which is sort of west.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 October, 2020, 08:52:47 am
Although I'd happily go to the Spiritual Home every week, we need to find a western-ish pub, (with a heated outdoor, but undercover area), for a bit of variety in the ride to and from. So far I have managed to go a different route there every time, but unless I start doing some longer, more convoluted ways it could get a bit same-y.

Yes, you're right.  I wonder what the White Hart (Tiger's Island) at Margarreting Tye has available.  There is the Cross Keys at Nounsley which is sort of west.
The White Hart is shut until 2021  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2020, 10:49:25 am
PoW has a heated marqeeeeeee apparently
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 October, 2020, 10:52:08 am
PoW has a heated marqeeeeeee apparently

Which PoW?  There are several.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2020, 11:08:41 am
The one we usually go to - not aware of another we have been to? Stow Maries
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 October, 2020, 11:11:55 am
The one we usually go to - not aware of another we have been to? Stow Maries

Got it.  There's a PoW in Great Totham.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2020, 12:17:25 pm
The one we usually go to - not aware of another we have been to? Stow Maries

Got it.  There's a PoW in Great Totham.

Ah I don't think I've ever been past that pub, infact, I've just checked and nope - never cycled that road!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 30 October, 2020, 12:25:55 pm
I'm not sure it's currently open. I know it was closed but had heard it had new owners but no idea if they decided to open it or not with TFV (T being This V being Virus and F being guessable)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 October, 2020, 01:20:36 pm
There is the Cross Keys at Nounsley which is sort of west.

Well, if you are referring to the geopolitical world map, then I guess it is 'in the west'. For mid-Essex, most certainly east!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 30 October, 2020, 01:34:12 pm
Folks, all my Children have grown out of the Dawes Espoir that they were riding when younger (not that any of them want to be seen with me on a bike or put any kind of effort into getting anywhere  ::-))  so I am wondering if anyone would have a use for it? I'm happy to let it go for not on the premise that once the new owner no longer has a requirement for it they again look to pass it on to someone that does.

Some details:
Espoir 3000 (24 Inch wheels)
7 Speed (7x2)

I added interrupter brake levers to allow small hands to brake while on the top of the bars.
Could do with a new saddle


Drop me a PM if interested.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2020, 02:06:19 pm
Folks, all my Children have grown out of the Dawes Espoir that they were riding when younger (not that any of them want to be seen with me on a bike or put any kind of effort into getting anywhere  ::-))  so I am wondering if anyone would have a use for it? I'm happy to let it go for not on the premise that once the new owner no longer has a requirement for it they again look to pass it on to someone that does.

Some details:
Espoir 3000 (24 Inch wheels)
7 Speed (7x2)

I added interrupter brake levers to allow small hands to brake while on the top of the bars.
Could do with a new saddle


Drop me a PM if interested.

If you don't get any bites might be worth considering https://www.re-cycle.org/ :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 30 October, 2020, 02:07:59 pm
Folks, all my Children have grown out of the Dawes Espoir that they were riding when younger (not that any of them want to be seen with me on a bike or put any kind of effort into getting anywhere  ::-))  so I am wondering if anyone would have a use for it? I'm happy to let it go for not on the premise that once the new owner no longer has a requirement for it they again look to pass it on to someone that does.

Some details:
Espoir 3000 (24 Inch wheels)
7 Speed (7x2)

I added interrupter brake levers to allow small hands to brake while on the top of the bars.
Could do with a new saddle


Drop me a PM if interested.

If you don't get any bites might be worth considering https://www.re-cycle.org/ :)
Yeah, they would take it but figured I'll offer it here and it looks like we have a taker which is great. I did drop off a couple of bike to Re-Cycle last year so did my bit. I know a couple of the guys up there through Col-Velo and Tiptree Velo, they're a great outfit and actually have some cracking bikes for sale from time to time as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2020, 02:16:23 pm
Folks, all my Children have grown out of the Dawes Espoir that they were riding when younger (not that any of them want to be seen with me on a bike or put any kind of effort into getting anywhere  ::-))  so I am wondering if anyone would have a use for it? I'm happy to let it go for not on the premise that once the new owner no longer has a requirement for it they again look to pass it on to someone that does.

Some details:
Espoir 3000 (24 Inch wheels)
7 Speed (7x2)

I added interrupter brake levers to allow small hands to brake while on the top of the bars.
Could do with a new saddle


Drop me a PM if interested.

If you don't get any bites might be worth considering https://www.re-cycle.org/ :)
Yeah, they would take it but figured I'll offer it here and it looks like we have a taker which is great. I did drop off a couple of bike to Re-Cycle last year so did my bit. I know a couple of the guys up there through Col-Velo and Tiptree Velo, they're a great outfit and actually have some cracking bikes for sale from time to time as well.

Yes so I heard when I was on my course this week, which is why I thought I would mention...  it's funny how strange and small the bike world can be sometimes!
Good to hear it's got a new home  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 30 October, 2020, 08:02:33 pm
That’s an idea Tomsk. A cross border foray would mean an indoor setting, and Toby’s dad is out next week. Quite a few pubs that I know are either not open or have restricted hours. Coach and Horses just outside Stortford might be an option. Or The Catherine Wheel in Albury would be a good option. We’ve been there before, very welcoming landlord.

The Fox and Hounds in Clavering would also be a good option. Another one we have been to, and they have good COVID related things in place, included outdoor heated marquee as an alternative to the indoor space.

If Nick is out next week a south-of-Stortford venue might be best. The Catherine Wheel is ok for me (about 15 miles away), though if I feel l need to avoid the M11 RBT then it's a little extra wiggle round the airport cyclepath to Birchanger.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 October, 2020, 08:41:44 pm
If Nick is out next week a south-of-Stortford venue might be best. The Catherine Wheel is ok for me (about 15 miles away), though if I feel l need to avoid the M11 RBT then it's a little extra wiggle round the airport cyclepath to Birchanger.

Or you could go via Elsenham and Hazel End to Albury, avoiding the old A120 completely.

For Nick, it would be an extra 6km compared to south Stortford.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 October, 2020, 09:28:36 pm
TCW prob a bit to far for me at the moment, 50k out, 40k back if I hit the A roads.... but don't let that stop you guys, I am happy to skip a few nights  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 October, 2020, 08:51:53 am
TCW prob a bit to far for me at the moment, 50k out, 40k back if I hit the A roads.... but don't let that stop you guys, I am happy to skip a few nights  :thumbsup:

3 groups of 6? East, Central and Foreign. Make the most of it, all could be locked down again soon ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 October, 2020, 08:55:09 am
The Essex 3R's route check perm ride on Sunday 1st November departing the Witham Labour Hall at 10am is now full.

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5. BFC
6. Deniece

Due to current restrictions there will be no (organised) 'spoons breakfast and post-ride refreshments.  I intend to ride entirely self-sufficient with maybe one outside café or shop stop in Stock.

 :thumbsup: #3 & #6 are good to go. I'll aim for a pre-ride breakfast at the 'spoons/Greggs or whatever is available.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 October, 2020, 09:19:44 am
TCW prob a bit to far for me at the moment, 50k out, 40k back if I hit the A roads.... but don't let that stop you guys, I am happy to skip a few nights  :thumbsup:

3 groups of 6? East, Central and Foreign. Make the most of it, all could be locked down again soon ...

Yep - think I'll probably just head Spiritual Home unless there is a desire for say PoW or similar?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 October, 2020, 09:27:47 am
I don't mind going to the PoW at Stow Maries next Wednesday, assuming we aren't locked down by then.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 31 October, 2020, 09:45:18 am
The POW is a bit out of the EER area so I will look for a nearby venue with cover, seating and heating.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 31 October, 2020, 10:02:57 am
The Essex 3R's route check perm ride on Sunday 1st November departing the Witham Labour Hall at 10am is now full.

1. OD
2. huggy
3. Tomsk
4. bobb
5. BFC
6. Deniece

Due to current restrictions there will be no (organised) 'spoons breakfast and post-ride refreshments.  I intend to ride entirely self-sufficient with maybe one outside café or shop stop in Stock.

 :thumbsup: #3 & #6 are good to go. I'll aim for a pre-ride breakfast at the 'spoons/Greggs or whatever is available.

#5 is ready. I may even put a water bottle on the bike.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 October, 2020, 10:13:05 am
#1 okay. Will try not to over do it this evening  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 31 October, 2020, 05:47:30 pm
#4 has bike fettled and ready to go. Choccy snacks purchased and sandwiches will be made in the morning...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 31 October, 2020, 05:50:37 pm
#2 almost ready to go, final loading of bar bag* with food rations in the morning.

*bar bag only really necessary for route sheets to be checked.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Retiree on 31 October, 2020, 06:17:41 pm
The one we usually go to - not aware of another we have been to? Stow Maries

Got it.  There's a PoW in Great Totham.
My ex colleague’s pub (her boyfriend is the landlord) and they are definitely open. Spent lockdown doing a lot of painting and maintenance works


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 01 November, 2020, 06:04:52 pm
That’s an idea Tomsk. A cross border foray would mean an indoor setting, and Toby’s dad is out next week.

The Fox and Hounds in Clavering would also be a good option.

Clavering is in Essex. The border is about a mile before it, near Starling’s Green.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 November, 2020, 10:44:35 am
Fin de Cycle

Whatever your views on Lockdown v2.0 at least HMG took EER's Wednesday outings into account when they set the date.

So it was that we assembled one last time before being confined once again.

The Odd One Out, our chosen venue, is a special place for Fandango and me - we both made our MEMWNs debuts there.  Ah, those far off heady days when we were younger, less grey and allowed to meet indoors.  Fandango made rather more of an impact than me though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhs-AoM9H8&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhs-AoM9H8&feature=youtu.be)

(any excuse to regurgitate that clip  ;D)

I was there first, which is a first.  I was soon joined by Jemango, Able Seaman Goldstein (demoted due to insubordination - ie making comments about my natural insulation  :o), Sven Fröttager and the Blasé Brewer.

In retrospect, the Oddie would have been a better choice two weeks ago when it was mild.  At 1.5 degrees sitting outside is not ideal, particularly when there is a roaring fire in the snug which is just visible through the window.  Fortunately they had a decent selection of beer on and, even more fortunately for us but not, alas, them, it was all being sold off at £3 a pint.

We sampled Poco Loco by Chelmsford Brewery, No 1 by Colchester Brewery and Motropelican (which is how Fandango pronounces metropolitan).  In the absence of our third committee member, we co-opted Goldstein on to the Quaffers' Choice Committee and our unanimous decision on the Quaffers' Choice was Poco Loco which was something of a shame as they ran out of it during the course of the evening.

I know we talked about something because I recall plenty of laughter.  We also had the mandatory visit from the landlord towards the end of the evening.  Other than having to sit outdoors, it was a buzzy and busy evening at the Oddie and it just seemed so wrong to be throwing us out into the literal cold at 10pm with no prospect of an early return. 

It was probably a mistake not to take the path through the garrison rather than the main road home given the ten o'clock rush hour but it soon calmed down and I had a windless but cold ride back offshore.  It is easy to say you will keep riding on a Wednesday evening but harder to follow through on when there is no prospect of good company and good ale to drag you out of the house.  Let's just hope Essex County Council can make good on their intention to move into Tier One on the 3rd of December.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 November, 2020, 12:34:20 pm
Fin de Cycle

Whatever your views on Lockdown v2.0 at least HMG took EER's Wednesday outings into account when they set the date.


The end of yet another chapter in the MEMWNS saga.

Whatever your views on Lockdown v2.0 at least HMG took EER's Wednesday outings into account when they set the date, and the posse heading for The Spiritual Home were just fine too thank you very much, but the Rule of Six left me and Oaky out in the cold, literally  >:(

The Cross Keys at Nounsley seemed like an obviously choice, I arrived a few minutes after 2000 hours having amused myself with the slopes of The Mighty North Hill.  Oaky had arrived from home a little before me, had been advised to pick any free table in the marquee and availed of the fact to pub was running out of beer, which was annoying but understandable given pubs won't want to be sitting on stock over the coming month.  There was no proper beer, they did have cider and Guinness so that's what we started on.

After one round panic began to set in, the pub seemed busy so what would happened if they really did run out of beer  :o  We solved the problem by ordering a double round, I got the last of the Guinness - phew!  This was followed by round #4, more cider for Oaky and G&T for me.  The cold Guinness and ice cold G&T was taking its toll, I was freezing, I was now wearing all my clothing, Oaky was too...

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Thus far we'd had a lovely evening, chatting about this and that, watching other customers try and fail to social distance, there were clearly groups of six intermingling  ::-)  And there was a table of girls celebrating an 18th birthday with much enthusiasm.   

Our evening then took a more sinister turn.  Oaky announced he needed a wee, I suggested we have a whisky chaser to ward off the cold, Oaky said he stop by the bar on his way back from the loo.  He arrived back at our table looking smug under his mask.  "I couldn't decide between whisky and brandy so I've ordered both!"  After 3 pints of Guinness and a G&T I was already on the pissed side of merry.  After two further measures of spirits I was proper pissed...

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I remember little of our short ride home.  I remember it being cold, I remember wending my way onto the A12 cycle path from Hatty P and not riding the wrong way up the A12.  I remember trying not to fall off the bridge over the A12 just past the cattery, I remember wobbling off the pavement as I left the bridge causing an oncoming car to slow to avoid me, I remember walking to the junction opposite the garage where Oaky was waiting for me.  When I got home, amazingly in one piece, my face mask was attached to my helmet light, it must have been fluttering like flag all the way home.

Perhaps its just as well we're going into lockdown, I might stand a chance of saving myself from myself.  And Oaky might have less opportunity of leading me astray as he has done so many times in the years we have known each other.  But it was great fun, thank you Oaky  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 November, 2020, 01:43:04 pm
It was good of you to include the homeless chap with the blue hood and furry hat - very warm-spirited of you both.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 November, 2020, 01:50:16 pm
Maybe Tier 1 for Essex on 3rd December is not so unlikely:

https://www.essex.gov.uk/local-outbreak-control-plan/data-cases-in-essex-by-district (https://www.essex.gov.uk/local-outbreak-control-plan/data-cases-in-essex-by-district)

If you remove the outliers (Brentwood and Epping Forest), it looks even more positive.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 November, 2020, 02:02:56 pm
It was good of you to include the homeless chap with the blue hood and furry hat - very warm-spirited of you both.

Our spirit was the only thing that might have been warm  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 06 November, 2020, 10:32:12 pm
Has there been any discussion of moving Audaxes to Zwift (or Rouvy or whatever) for the duration? Not for the points or anything serious, but just to keep the social riding going.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 12 November, 2020, 07:17:24 pm
OD and I had a sociable ride last night, meeting at Thistley Green. I had reversed his Little Dunmow-bound route, then after our 'Dr Livingstone' moment made a u-turn and following the route with him the right way round. Later on I peeled off to Great Leighs and headed home via the Beetles and Leez Priory. 33 miles in total and back about 45 minutes before the rain started! Maybe more out to play next week?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 November, 2020, 07:37:15 pm
OD and I had a sociable ride last night, meeting at Thistley Green. I had reversed his Little Dunmow-bound route, then after our 'Dr Livingstone' moment made a u-turn and following the route with him the right way round. Later on I peeled off to Great Leighs and headed home via the Beetles and Leez Priory. 33 miles in total and back about 45 minutes before the rain started! Maybe more out to play next week?

Yes, it was a very pleasant spin and grand to meet up with Tomsk. We both enjoyed seeing a rather beautiful fox cross the road in front of us. Traffic was noticeably lighter but I saw a couple of cars parked up with folks sat in them doing who knows what and a camper van obviously parked up for the night.

The only slight negative was the rather old batteries in my Hope One died about 2 miles from home, fortunately my back up front light got me home. Dakota is now equipped with a new IQ-X powered by one of Imelda Marcos’ dynohubs.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 13 November, 2020, 03:47:29 pm
Going to have a go at the Oyster route this Sunday all being well - light showers and a bit of a breezy forecast ... (edit) starting Railway Tavern at 08:00.

And in Nature Notes, after seeing the fox on Wednesday I was saying to OD that I haven't met a stag on the look-out for ladies this rutting season, but on my way back from Margaret Roding yesterday one appeared right by the road, stood his ground and eyed me up for a fight. A big young buck with only little prongy antlers, but he's going to be a bold handsome beast in a few years. Along the River Can at the back of High Easter seems to be a good spot to see deer - plenty of dense cover in the woods in the valley and running water too of course - several sightings of herds with this year's young about there recently.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 November, 2020, 04:59:17 pm
Well that was character-building! I wimped out of the Oyster, having ridden to Kelvedon in a massive downpour - from the wind direction I was probably keeping pace with the heaviest band of rain for a time. Visibility down to a few yards at times, especially through Braintree; so bad even the cars were proceeding at a snail's pace! As it wasn't that cold and slightly less biblical, I rode down to Maldon and had a snack in one of the Promenade Park shelters, then headed back via Danbury and Boreham, Pleshey etc. Some spectacular floods, with strong tea-coloured waterfalls off the fields and the Chelmer looking quite high. My feet were already very wet, so riding through was quite liberating, as I was beyond caring. Although from the occasional wiffs, it wasn't all just plain water ... 55 miles but home for a late elevenses and a catchup of the Euro Track Champs.  :thumbsup: :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 15 November, 2020, 05:08:25 pm
I had considered joining you, but on seeing the detailed forecast on Saturday I wimped out before I got on the bike!

Kudos for 55 miles in that weather :thumbsup:

Well that was character-building! I wimped out of the Oyster, having ridden to Kelvedon in a massive downpour - from the wind direction I was probably keeping pace with the heaviest band of rain for a time. Visibility down to a few yards at times, especially through Braintree; so bad even the cars were proceeding at a snail's pace! As it wasn't that cold and slightly less biblical, I rode down to Maldon and had a snack in one of the Promenade Park shelters, then headed back via Danbury and Boreham, Pleshey etc. Some spectacular floods, with strong tea-coloured waterfalls off the fields and the Chelmer looking quite high. My feet were already very wet, so riding through was quite liberating, as I was beyond caring. Although from the occasional wiffs, it wasn't all just plain water ... 55 miles but home for a late elevenses and a catchup of the Euro Track Champs.  :thumbsup: :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 15 November, 2020, 05:33:44 pm
I did my weekend miles yesterday after designing a route to get some squares.  I underestimated the lumpiness, the laniness and, err, the weather.  I was home about an hour later than estimated.

Today was lay in and family walk day, although I did finally decide to sort out getting on for 30 years of brevet cards.  There was a decent weather window midday until approx 3pm.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 16 November, 2020, 08:33:40 am
Blimey Tom, being out yesterday morning definitely goes with your Reputation as the ACME Chuck Norris  ;D

I had planned on a long walk with Dora but when I opened the door to check even she turned away in disgust at the conditions. Instead, I cleaned my bike and put a new chain on it (at which point I found out that the great deal I got on Miche Track chains has a flaw, they are only 100 links and I needed 102....just as well they were cheap and I sacrificed the second one to provide extra links).

Got a 10k walk in after the garage was clear and bike was sorted, just in time for the afternoon showers!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 November, 2020, 07:33:28 am
Did my little loop to High Easter and waited a bit at Flitch Green - should've checked the forum at the last minute as OD wasn't out.  :'(  Still, a lovely starry night with a good view of Mars riding high. Back down the route and met psyclist and elliotthj at Onslow Green for a chat, socially distanced, across the lane of course. The flood on the North End road wasn't too bad - right across but about an inch deep on the crown of the road.

Dunmow's twinkly Christmas lights were on in the High Street and quite a other few places lit up early, or maybe using Divali last weekend as an excuse. There a loads more lights added this year at Brick House Farm on Ongar Road, Margaret Roding (where I work a couple of days/week), worth swinging by there one evening maybe?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 19 November, 2020, 08:25:42 am
The flood on the North End road wasn't too bad - right across but about an inch deep on the crown of the road.

You could ride through on a dry bit first thing this morning.   Still a bit of water either side but it's mostly gone.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 November, 2020, 08:26:52 am
Did my little loop to High Easter and waited a bit at Flitch Green - should've checked the forum at the last minute as OD wasn't out...

Yes sorry about that REAL LIFE TM  >:(

Perhaps next week, REAL LIFE TM permitting, I meet up with you somewhere and you can give us a tour of the twinkly lights you've spotted.  Twinkly lights are one of the few bits of the festive season I actually like.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 November, 2020, 06:08:30 pm
Witham-Margaret Roding-Witham on a nice laney route, is roughly a 36-40 mile round trip. Gt Waltham or Howe Street is about equidistant between Witham and Dunmow for us, assuming the same start time from home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 November, 2020, 07:43:09 pm
Witham-Margaret Roding-Witham on a nice laney route, is roughly a 36-40 mile round trip. Gt Waltham or Howe Street is about equidistant between Witham and Dunmow for us, assuming the same start time from home.

Just give me a rendezvous point and I’ll meet you there. You can either drop me back there following our Tour de Twinkly Lights or I can get the Wahoooooooo to get me home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 November, 2020, 05:06:23 pm
Witham-Margaret Roding-Witham on a nice laney route, is roughly a 36-40 mile round trip. Gt Waltham or Howe Street is about equidistant between Witham and Dunmow for us, assuming the same start time from home.

Just give me a rendezvous point and I’ll meet you there. You can either drop me back there following our Tour de Twinkly Lights or I can get the Wahoooooooo to get me home.

Sounds like a good plan! The Beehive at Great Waltham's a good spot to wait, with benches and shelter if needed. Then off down Mashbury Road to Good Easter and Margaret Roding; u-turn at the Illuminated Farm and back via a parallel route through Pleshey and Howe Street? Gt Waltham is around 9-12 miles from both Dunmow and Witham, depending on route choices of course. If I leave at 19:00 and go via Barnston, Bishops Green, Stagden Cross, Pleshey and Waltham Bury, that's about 12 miles for me - should be there before 20:00.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 November, 2020, 09:29:09 am
Witham-Margaret Roding-Witham on a nice laney route, is roughly a 36-40 mile round trip. Gt Waltham or Howe Street is about equidistant between Witham and Dunmow for us, assuming the same start time from home.

Just give me a rendezvous point and I’ll meet you there. You can either drop me back there following our Tour de Twinkly Lights or I can get the Wahoooooooo to get me home.

Sounds like a good plan! The Beehive at Great Waltham's a good spot to wait, with benches and shelter if needed. Then off down Mashbury Road to Good Easter and Margaret Roding; u-turn at the Illuminated Farm and back via a parallel route through Pleshey and Howe Street? Gt Waltham is around 9-12 miles from both Dunmow and Witham, depending on route choices of course. If I leave at 19:00 and go via Barnston, Bishops Green, Stagden Cross, Pleshey and Waltham Bury, that's about 12 miles for me - should be there before 20:00.

OK, Real Life TM seems to be abating a little so I should be OK for tomorrow evening.  I'll leave Witham at 7ish and head straight for the Beehive.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 November, 2020, 05:19:44 pm
OK, Real Life TM seems to be abating a little so I should be OK for tomorrow evening.  I'll leave Witham at 7ish and head straight for the Beehive.

 :thumbsup:

Anyone else up for some sort of Mid-Essex Brief Encounter?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 24 November, 2020, 10:23:21 pm
Hello chaps,
Sorry - life and other things have been getting in the way. Hope to meet up with some of you soon!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 November, 2020, 08:26:49 am
Hello chaps,
Sorry - life and other things have been getting in the way. Hope to meet up with some of you soon!

 :thumbsup: Wednesday 2nd December, lockdown ends at 00:01 in the morning, apparently, unless the rules and their interpretation change. Again. ::-) Waiting to see what the tier system is for us though ... and what will actually be open on 2nd. Partytime for groups of 6 soon we hope!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 25 November, 2020, 01:27:59 pm
Yes, a group of six back in play would be great! Let's see, Tom.
Also, my dyno lights turned up today!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 November, 2020, 01:36:29 pm
Also, my dyno lights turned up today!!

There we are, the long awaited light at the end of the tunnel!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 25 November, 2020, 01:54:05 pm
Exactly! I might have tomorrow off to wire them up! Also have a washing machine to put in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 25 November, 2020, 04:24:28 pm
Exactly! I might have tomorrow off to wire them up! Also have a washing machine to put in.

Where on your bike does the washing machine go?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 November, 2020, 11:54:23 am
Exactly! I might have tomorrow off to wire them up! Also have a washing machine to put in.

Where on your bike does the washing machine go?
After seeing my packing strategy for the recent bivvy extravaganza, some might take this seriously!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 November, 2020, 12:02:25 pm
Hello chaps,
Sorry - life and other things have been getting in the way. Hope to meet up with some of you soon!

 :thumbsup: Wednesday 2nd December, lockdown ends at 00:01 in the morning, apparently, unless the rules and their interpretation change. Again. ::-) Waiting to see what the tier system is for us though ... and what will actually be open on 2nd. Partytime for groups of 6 soon we hope!
So it looks like the group of six will be back on after lockdown with an extra hour at the pub! (https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/live-essex-tier-updates-health-4737703)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2020, 12:23:29 pm
Actually it looks like the rule of 6 will be back on with no pub - unless we are all going to eat together outside as well  :(

Is it time to resurrect MEWBS - Mid-Essex Weekend Breakfast Series.  At least we could find an open cafe and ride together.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 November, 2020, 01:58:13 pm
Well I am good with a meal outside and a few beers. If that meal has to be substantial then that just makes me even happier!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2020, 02:20:09 pm
It's an option  :thumbsup:

EER just needs to locate local pubs that serve substantial meals, that have outside covered and heated seating and that are still open.

It looks like the Swan at Totham, Bell at Totham and the Alma are all contenders.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 November, 2020, 02:46:07 pm
Agreed, always good to have options.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 26 November, 2020, 03:36:35 pm
Just passed The Anchor, Danbury. They now have a covered area with tables.....not sure about heating options.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2020, 03:41:19 pm
I feel really sorry for the pubs that invested in covered and heated outdoor seating based on the previous Tier 2 rules.

It does seem like a bit of a gulf between 6 people allowed to socialise indoors at a pub in the new T1 to the new T2 rules.   It also makes the extended opening hours a bit pointless.  Only wet pubs really keep much of a crowd beyond about 9pm when pubs generally stop serving food.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 26 November, 2020, 03:53:25 pm
A MEWBS sounds good. Could just meet up in a field and have a brew up...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 November, 2020, 03:56:41 pm
A MEWBS sounds good. Could just meet up in a field and have a brew up...

Now you're talking! Top of TMNH?  I'm sure the grass has grown back after my little "incident"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 26 November, 2020, 03:59:54 pm
Birds of a feather you two.

I was hoping we could entice some of our more genteel members out - Huggy, AndyC33333333333333, BFC, Grey Sheep etc but they insist on clean cafes with proper china and doilies
rather than hiding out in a random field tinkering with a trangia.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 November, 2020, 05:31:48 pm
I spotted some picnic tables adjacent to the footpath off Jollyboys (Felsted) today as I came through there... I prefer some comforts rather than breaking my back whilst trying to avoid burning off my eyebrows....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 November, 2020, 06:06:18 pm
Exactly! I might have tomorrow off to wire them up! Also have a washing machine to put in.

Where on your bike does the washing machine go?

https://twitter.com/SeanFarmelo/status/1331890446730211328/photo/1
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 26 November, 2020, 08:37:35 pm
I spotted some picnic tables adjacent to the footpath off Jollyboys (Felsted) today as I came through there... I prefer some comforts rather than breaking my back whilst trying to avoid burning off my eyebrows....

I can walk there.  Sweet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 26 November, 2020, 08:39:17 pm
I spotted some picnic tables adjacent to the footpath off Jollyboys (Felsted) today as I came through there... I prefer some comforts rather than breaking my back whilst trying to avoid burning off my eyebrows....

I can walk there.  Sweet.

It’s just been suggested we can bring flasks down if we’re here.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 November, 2020, 09:49:47 am
I spotted some picnic tables adjacent to the footpath off Jollyboys (Felsted) today as I came through there... I prefer some comforts rather than breaking my back whilst trying to avoid burning off my eyebrows....

I can walk there.  Sweet.

It’s just been suggested we can bring flasks down if we’re here.

I think some of the boys want to play with fire.....  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 02 December, 2020, 07:13:24 pm
Are any of the Witham based Acme/Memwns lot about tomorrow to have a spin of my dynamo wheel (ooohhh errrr). It's a cheap decathlon one and I think it has a lot of resistance but not an expert and would like to compare it to better one before I splash out on something new. I can either do during day between school runs or in the evening
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 03 December, 2020, 09:33:11 am
Are any of the Witham based Acme/Memwns lot about tomorrow to have a spin of my dynamo wheel (ooohhh errrr). It's a cheap decathlon one and I think it has a lot of resistance but not an expert and would like to compare it to better one before I splash out on something new. I can either do during day between school runs or in the evening
I'm should be around all day. SP PV8 , PV9 and SON Deluxe hubbed wheels available for comparison. And knowledge/tools for getting at the bearings on most designs I have encountered so far (including Shimano).

PM me for address.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 03 December, 2020, 12:24:08 pm
Thanks BFC for an inspection and slight adjustment of said wheel. Unfortunately the wheel is fine it's a combination of a heavy tyre and a er lightweight motor. Probably going to stick a remote switch so can turn off the rear light as with that on the dynamo is generating all the time
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 December, 2020, 01:14:45 pm
We now have a date for the (virtual) Awards Night ... 14th December ... see the following thread for details https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=117485.0 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=117485.0)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 December, 2020, 09:48:50 am
As Merry a Christmas as is possible (under the circumstances) to all our ACME chums!

Soupy and I are aiming to be out tomorrow, before the weather goes downhill again. Tier 4, here we come ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 December, 2020, 10:32:06 am
Yeah I might get out on my bike again at some point during 2021!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 25 December, 2020, 06:34:05 pm
As Merry a Christmas as is possible (under the circumstances) to all our ACME chums!

Soupy and I are aiming to be out tomorrow, before the weather goes downhill again. Tier 4, here we come ...

Merry Christmas. I’m also out tomorrow, but heading south east so I get a tailwind home. Sunday afternoon should be quite reasonable weather too ... the storm appears to short-lived.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 25 December, 2020, 06:37:21 pm
Yeah I might get out on my bike again at some point during 2021!

Bike?  I think I have one of those somewhere.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 25 December, 2020, 06:44:19 pm
Yeah I might get out on my bike again at some point during 2021!

Bike?  I think I have one of those somewhere.
I'd second that thought...

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 December, 2020, 04:09:36 pm
We did half the 'Woodman' 100km, peeling off from the route in the Rodings, after our flask of coffee and mince pies/chocolate/kitkat break at Matching Green. Lots of people out and about, and almost all seemed pretty cheery. Apart from a stealthy Rapha-ista or two, whizzing past too close, head down, bum up, too-cool-for-school.  ::-)

36 miles, 50/50 head/tailwind. Just tipped over the 9,000 miles mark for 2020, so only a little bit down on a normal year (non PBP/LEL)!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 January, 2021, 06:24:23 pm
Happy New Year to all ACME and yacf chums!

The Tomsk cunning plan is to ride the Kelvedon Oyster permanent in a week or so, weather permitting (yes I've checked the tide times for Mersea Island and we're ok  :thumbsup:). Currently stuck into putting Mrs Google through her paces and planning some Essex 100 & 200km DIYs within the AUK Tier 4 rules (or at least as I understand them - subject to approval ...) and also writing an article for Arrivee.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: rob on 01 January, 2021, 07:57:08 pm
We have booked a cottage in North Yorkshire that starts Easter Saturday.  This would fit rather well with an Easter Arrow as it’s a 40 mile ride from York.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 January, 2021, 09:04:46 pm
The Tomsk cunning plan is to ride the Kelvedon Oyster permanent in a week or so, weather permitting (yes I've checked the tide times for Mersea Island and we're ok  :thumbsup:). Currently stuck into putting Mrs Google through her paces and planning some Essex 100 & 200km DIYs within the AUK Tier 4 rules (or at least as I understand them - subject to approval ...) and also writing an article for Arrivee.

I’m having to head west only, given the clarifications re audax rides needing to stay within your county. More lumpy heading up to the northern parts of Hertfordshire, so not all bad.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 01 January, 2021, 11:22:14 pm
Iinteresting about staying in-county. I'm also in Hertfordshire, but Bedfordshire is only a couple of miles away, and an obvious direction even for short rides. Most accessible permanents go into at least Essex if not also Cambridgeshire, so I think they are out pro tem.

(Edit - except the Hertfordshire Greenways, although it's not an ideal time of year for a route on old railway tracks!)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 02 January, 2021, 08:24:57 am
If you track inside the Herts border , it is pretty much 200km, without that much route fettling required. Though for Jan I’ll probably do two loops via the house and only ride along the eastern boundary on one of those loops. I was over the western boundary way on my Dec RRTY.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 January, 2021, 06:00:46 pm
Tomsk's ongoing Lockdown #3 Projects:

1) Build a new chicken run - nearly complete.
2) Build a new coop - got all the bits for this. (Both replacing 20 year-old and much patched up ones.)
3) Fettle my venerable folder and make it a bit more audacious, for easy train-assisted further-afield events, in the distant Covid-free future.

Glad of a bit of dry weather for all this at the moment.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2021, 06:58:25 pm
I am very thankful I have The Big Garage Project which happily hoovers up as much of my free time as I want it to.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2021, 04:22:41 pm
ACME Assemble !

I am going to work on the happy assumption that lockdown will be released to plan.

We need some adventures.

Tomsk is planning his spring training weekend. 

I am keen on the following:

Plan A  - May - Peddars' Way weekend 

D1 afternoon:- cycle to a campsite I know on the edge of the King's Forest (ie between BSE and Barton Mills). 

D2:- Early morning train to  Kings Lynn.  Ride the Peddars' Way and then a route through the forests back to camp. 

D3:- Hooning around King's Forest and Thetford Forest - home by train in the evening or stay over for a morning departure.

Plan B - June or September - King Alfred's Way

Probably 3 days of riding with camping or not.

Plan C - June/July

You may recall No 1 son and I were due to ride his 6 countries in 5 days route through Europe last year.  This is still looking iffy for this year so I am looking at 5 countries 4 days:

D1 Essex to Stoke on Trent (ish)

D2 Stoke on Trent to Dublin via Holyhead

D3 Dublin to Belfast

D4 Belfast to Glasgow (via Belfast/Larne)

I will be looking to crowd source some route advice if this does go ahead.  If anyone wants to come along, they will be most welcome.

We can form some groups of 6 soon to discuss...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 February, 2021, 04:33:57 pm
Hmmm, keen as I am to throw my leg over something I shall feel far more comfortable about poking a nose out from under my garage shaped rock once I have had at least one of my jabs (assuming I don't get given one of the single jab vaccines).  Being a gentleman nearer to 60 than 50 this could happen by the end of May  :thumbsup:

That said tedders your plans sound excellent.  I should like to throw Tan Hill into the mix.  TCMR gave me a Tan Hill gift voucher for Christmas so I could ride there from here and she could drive up in the motorcar and drive me home afterwards.

There is also some sort of belated Epiphany Extravaganza to consider.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2021, 04:56:47 pm
Interesting...

Though I too would prefer to have had at least 1 jab before it all kicks off again.... but that's unlikely due to being on the younger end of things  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 22 February, 2021, 05:07:55 pm
You'll be fine - nothing is going to get through that beard  ;D

Interesting...

Though I too would prefer to have had at least 1 jab before it all kicks off again.... but that's unlikely due to being on the younger end of things  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2021, 05:28:31 pm
You'll be fine - nothing is going to get through that beard  ;D

Interesting...

Though I too would prefer to have had at least 1 jab before it all kicks off again.... but that's unlikely due to being on the younger end of things  :demon:

With the schools going back I might have to trim it else I'll scare the kids!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 February, 2021, 05:43:35 pm
Those of us over 50 should have been offered Jag 1 by the middle of April which will coincide neatly with the outdoor opening of pubs on April 12 (with no curfews and no scotch eggs apparently).  Our youth wing should not be far behind and we can wave at them from various marquees around the County if they do not feel willing to join in sans Jag.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 February, 2021, 06:40:49 pm
Those of us over 50 should have been offered Jag 1 by the middle of April which will coincide neatly with the outdoor opening of pubs on April 12 (with no curfews and no scotch eggs apparently).  Our youth wing should not be far behind and we can wave at them from various marquees around the County if they do not feel willing to join in sans Jag.

That's OK, on that basis perhaps I'll be able to fit in my sleeping bag by the time it comes round to camping!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 22 February, 2021, 07:10:35 pm
The news has been almost uplifting these past few days. Given me optimism that some adventures will be possible once more in the not too distant future.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 February, 2021, 07:12:20 pm
 :thumbsup: Let's plan, why not? Even though we should be driven by data not dates - sounds like that line was taken straight from 'Yes Minister: government Get-Out Clause #13.

Once the Rule of Six comes back we could see the return of AUK permanents too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 February, 2021, 04:45:29 pm
Question for @Tomsk that a few might be interested in.

For the Essex SR, will perms still be permissible as last year, or will it be back to calendar rides plus ECE's, which I think was the case previously?

I'm hoping we'll see a number of the Essex calendar events appear soon ... I certainly need to be doing quite a number in order to be ready for another ACME Grand in September.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 23 February, 2021, 05:44:25 pm
Auk Board have announced perms and DIY up to 300km will be validated from $data, where $data = 29/03/21.  Data driven you see 🤔
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 February, 2021, 07:50:40 pm
Question for @Tomsk that a few might be interested in.

For the Essex SR, will perms still be permissible as last year, or will it be back to calendar rides plus ECE's, which I think was the case previously?

I'm hoping we'll see a number of the Essex calendar events appear soon ... I certainly need to be doing quite a number in order to be ready for another ACME Grand in September.

I'll be fairly relaxed about the Essex SR rules again for 2020-21, I guess! I think I've digested the implications for me of the current state of play: no Horsepower this year, but from 29th March perms up to 300km are ok. (Maybe ride the HP route anyway and at some point the permanent Horses For Courses 200km?) But The Woodman and Daughter in April should be ok, and longer distances in due course. Woodman will be X-Rated though, no cream teas at the finish :( I rode that route a week ago btw. Paslow Hall Farm is a mess, with the yard churned up due to the new barn construction.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 February, 2021, 06:19:15 pm
Well it had to happen: Soupy has thoroughly trounced me for the first time on The Mighty North Hill (last weekend). He's actually done some training this winter! Of course as a 60kg whippet aged 27 he should really, compared to my 75kg of winter chub.

Yesterday we did a morning ride of about 45 miles up to Clare (and we rode with rob briefly, on the road up to Finchingfield) and on the rolling road home the boy certainly had plenty of zip by the end - endurance isn't normally his thing. I should say in my defence that I was lugging the saddlebag with the coffee flask, mugs, sugary stuff and cake though ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 February, 2021, 09:46:40 pm
Sounds like a nice couple of rides out.  I've still got a search for my mojo though nice weather helped today...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 March, 2021, 11:35:01 pm
Handy road map to MEMWNS

https://onewayroadtobeer.com/

Groups of six in a field somewhere with some cans in 26 days?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 March, 2021, 08:16:18 am
Handy road map to MEMWNS

https://onewayroadtobeer.com/

Groups of six in a field somewhere with some cans in 26 days?

:thumbsup: So that's Wednesday 31st March for an al fresco MEMWNS somewhere! I'll have had my first jab by then too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2021, 09:50:09 am
Handy road map to MEMWNS

https://onewayroadtobeer.com/

Groups of six in a field somewhere with some cans in 26 days?

That's really good, thanks for sharing.  I've just lobbed them a couple of quid.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 March, 2021, 10:15:48 am
More importantly, Boris has decided to open up beer gardens just in time for my and Huggy's birthdays.  Wednesday 14 April is even more of a red letter day this year.

In fact Boris was so worried about opening in time for those important events, he forgot to open up completely in time for his own birthday on the 19th June.

I doubt Huggy will make it, he is a lot older than me and must be feeling frail.  He may also want to spend his birthday with someone who is not us.

If we are going back to groups of six along geographical divides again, I would like to concentrate on the eastern pubs that looked after us so well in October when ECC, in its infinite wisdom, decided it knew better than HMG and put us into Tier 2 so that we could be in Tier 1 for Xmas  :facepalm:.

That would be:

The Alma (now with added car park marquee)
The Oddie (we will pick a mild night)
The Swan

When we open up a bit more we can all meet at the Cross Keys (scene of the last supper with 13 of us in September) and that place in Littley Green with the landlord who looks like Hagrid's grumpy brother.

I might even put something on the slightly dusty MEMWNS thread.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2021, 10:49:11 am
I always had you down as a grumpy bastard ted, all this upbeat looking to the future stuff is most refreshing and, from my perspective at least, seems to be massively out of character.  Are you really you or has your yacf account been hacked?  When we meet you again will you turn out to be someone other than the luxuriously proportioned Celt we have grown to love become accustomed to?

I must say I find this talk of cycling quite alarming.  Strava tells me the last time I threw a leg over anything with wheels was 25th November.  Since then my stable of machines have been buried under significant quantities of DIY materials and liberally covered in MDF dust, I sincerely hope that riding is a bike really is a skill you never forget.

Love to all  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 03 March, 2021, 10:57:06 am
I can assure you, OD, that while the basics may be retrievable with little notice, many of the skills of cycling are lost with disuse. Or maybe it's just age. I've managed to stay upright on my first few forays in 2021, but my lack of road time is definitely apparent!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 March, 2021, 10:57:31 am
Lockdown changes a man OD.

Hopefully you will have progressed at least to amusing by now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 03 March, 2021, 11:02:47 am
What OD may find is that the bikes being dormant so long may now mean a piece of MDF has put down roots. A small sapping is growing up around and through his wheels and frames.

(https://pollenatrix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/vashonbiketree2big.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2021, 11:24:32 am
What OD may find is that the bikes being dormant so long may now mean a piece of MDF has put down roots. A small sapping is growing up around and through his wheels and frames.

(https://pollenatrix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/vashonbiketree2big.jpg)

Flippin' heck, that's a concern, I shall check immediately!

I can assure you, OD, that while the basics may be retrievable with little notice, many of the skills of cycling are lost with disuse. Or maybe it's just age. I've managed to stay upright on my first few forays in 2021, but my lack of road time is definitely apparent!

I'm worried that my magnetic like attraction to ditches, grassy verges and large piles of tarmacadam has grown stronger!

Lockdown changes a man OD.

Hopefully you will have progressed at least to amusing by now.

It was always the case that I was the only person who thought I was ever so funny and there are somethings even lockdown can't change!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 March, 2021, 10:38:43 am
Hello all,

Just thought I'd pop my head in to say hello, since I have been very quiet lately with household stuff, kids, work, etc. I love the idea of getting back together and I do thorougly miss you all! I'd be really keen on getting some multi day stuff in a bit later in the year, but this year has started off very slowly for me for any number of reasons, with very little time on the bike.

In other news, I nearly joined the on-call fire service out of Ongar Station, got my number and everything and I'd have been off for my training next week, but unaided eyesight let me down so I should perhaps have applied a few years earlier! I bought a drone and lost it, bought a more expensive drone and crashed it, bought a new (2019, that's new to me) motorcycle that was delivered this morning but I can't go out and play on it until my wife gets home from work. Someone ran over my back wheel last month as I was cycling home from work when I stopped them to tell them off for their awful driving and limited knowledge of the Highway Code, so I swapped it over with a spare one and then noticed my jockey wheels are moving sideways quite a lot, so I'll replace those today. Also, the chain was in need of replacement, so that will be done today, too. That said, I've been saying this for about a week. Need now to look at getting the old wheel trued up, if possible.

So, its been all fun and games. Oh, and I'm making a bird table, and I restored an old arbour bench that we bought for the garden, second-hand. And, also I installed Nextcloud on an old server that my brother gave me and Open Media Vault on two others; all now in a rack I built in the garage. No wonder I haven't been out on the bike!

Can't wait to see you all again!

Nick.

Motorcycle (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/YFFif9cbRp73pWM)
Bench (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/Lo4TwDpKxz9An3o)
Drone (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/QcYLjNWcijrH9Ky)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 March, 2021, 11:05:38 am
Wah hey chap, good to hear from you!  :thumbsup:

I'm starting to get a bit excited about this cycling malarkey!  I might have to venture into the other bit of the garage and see if I can find my bikes... 

BTW, none of your links seem to work or perhaps it's me!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 March, 2021, 11:07:31 am
Oh, they do now!  Good goat pron!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 March, 2021, 11:10:30 am
Wah hey chap, good to hear from you!  :thumbsup:

I'm starting to get a bit excited about this cycling malarkey!  I might have to venture into the other bit of the garage and see if I can find my bikes... 

BTW, none of your links seem to work or perhaps it's me!
They must be there somewhere!
Oh, they do now!  Good goat pron!
What's a goat pron? Are you seeing something that I'm not? :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 March, 2021, 11:46:11 am
Goat pron = naked goats etc, I'm kidding (geddit?)  ;D

The drone shots are great, nice music too, your daughter?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 March, 2021, 12:10:51 pm
Good to see some activity going on, easing us gently in to opening back up...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 March, 2021, 12:56:49 pm
Need now to look at getting the old wheel trued up, if possible.

What wheel or parts? Boutique designs with low spoke counts are less serviceable than traditional designs.
Spoke and nipple type and condition? Stainless spokes wth J ends and brass nipples are the most likely to respond to attempts to turn them. Black spokes and nipples often lose their plating during tweaking - a cosmetic problem for posh wheels that can be fixed with a marker pen! Aluminium nipples don't respond well.
How damaged is the rim, and how worn is it? If you give the rim a thorough cleaning it should reveal any micro cracks - these often occur around the spoke holes, and show as starburst cracks. If possible take the tyre and rim tape off to inspect the inner surface for cracks around the spoke holes - twin wall rims with eyelets can suffer from this damage. Joint misalignment is another indicator of an unserviceable rim.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 March, 2021, 03:36:44 pm
Good to see some activity going on, easing us gently in to opening back up...  :thumbsup:

An interesting option for a Fri / Sat or Sun if people are interested would be the Belgium Brewer, who have outdoor tables available from 12th April, and serve curries or other food if desired. I'm happy to arrange if there is interest. As those who came to my garden party a couple of years ago will testify, the beer is exquisite.

https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/ (https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 March, 2021, 03:59:29 pm
Yep, that has potential, can you arrange for no rain this time?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 March, 2021, 04:10:50 pm
Good to see some activity going on, easing us gently in to opening back up...  :thumbsup:

An interesting option for a Fri / Sat or Sun if people are interested would be the Belgium Brewer, who have outdoor tables available from 12th April, and serve curries or other food if desired. I'm happy to arrange if there is interest. As those who came to my garden party a couple of years ago will testify, the beer is exquisite.

https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/ (https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/)

That looks ace!  I'd be thinking about some sort of stealth overnight / bivvy option as riding home to CM8 after a few Belgians might not be a good idea  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 04 March, 2021, 04:22:05 pm
An interesting option for a Fri / Sat or Sun if people are interested would be the Belgium Brewer, who have outdoor tables available from 12th April, and serve curries or other food if desired. I'm happy to arrange if there is interest. As those who came to my garden party a couple of years ago will testify, the beer is exquisite.

https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/ (https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/)

Just registering my interest in this, dates permitting, as I should be able to wobble back from Bishops Stortford  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 04 March, 2021, 10:01:00 pm
This sounds like psyclist's best ever idea (a low bar obviously). It would be lovely to see the old boy and bernster too, I've been missing you guys, good excuse to push OD accidentally into a ditch on the way home too (he won't notice).

It's inspiration to see if I can still chuck a leg over the crossbar.

I'll commence training tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 March, 2021, 01:08:47 pm
This sounds like psyclist's best ever idea (a low bar obviously).

Thanks Carlos  ;D

I'm glad there's interest ... I'll get a date organised before more than 6 people express an interest. The curry is only available 18:30 - 19:30 on a Friday night, so that might be the best option? Or is that too early for some ... in which case maybe aim for early afternoon on a Sat or Sun?

In other news, the Double Dutch places are going swiftly, in case anybody was looking for a 200km ride from Huntingdon on 3rd April.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Jem on 05 March, 2021, 01:53:47 pm
You got me at Belgian. Yes please!  :P ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 March, 2021, 07:36:37 pm
Yes please! If oversubscribed we could have some sort of breakaway gathering of another 6?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 March, 2021, 09:39:44 pm
Goat pron = naked goats etc, I'm kidding (geddit?)  :-D

The drone shots are great, nice music too, your daughter?
Ha! Lockdown has ruined my SOH! yes, daughter did the music on her midi keyboard for me. Glad you liked it, must get the drone repaired soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 March, 2021, 09:53:52 pm
Need now to look at getting the old wheel trued up, if possible.

What wheel or parts? Boutique designs with low spoke counts are less serviceable than traditional designs.
Spoke and nipple type and condition? Stainless spokes wth J ends and brass nipples are the most likely to respond to attempts to turn them. Black spokes and nipples often lose their plating during tweaking - a cosmetic problem for posh wheels that can be fixed with a marker pen! Aluminium nipples don't respond well.
How damaged is the rim, and how worn is it? If you give the rim a thorough cleaning it should reveal any micro cracks - these often occur around the spoke holes, and show as starburst cracks. If possible take the tyre and rim tape off to inspect the inner surface for cracks around the spoke holes - twin wall rims with eyelets can suffer from this damage. Joint misalignment is another indicator of an unserviceable rim.
Ah! just the man!

Thank you, BFC.

Its a Giant PR-2 (https://www.theproscloset.com/products/giant-pr-2-disc-carbon-clincher-700c-wheelset), stock wheel that come with the Defy 1 Disc. I haven't even looked at it properly yet but I will do and then I'll be back for your advice, if you'd be so kind. I don't think the the damage is too bad as I managed to pull the wheel out from under the edge of his tyre, but I'll let you know, it would be good to have a spare again.

Thanks,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 March, 2021, 09:55:18 pm
Good to see some activity going on, easing us gently in to opening back up...  :thumbsup:

An interesting option for a Fri / Sat or Sun if people are interested would be the Belgium Brewer, who have outdoor tables available from 12th April, and serve curries or other food if desired. I'm happy to arrange if there is interest. As those who came to my garden party a couple of years ago will testify, the beer is exquisite.

https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/ (https://thebelgianbrewer.co.uk/)
I'd be very interested if there's room for me.

Thanks,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 07 March, 2021, 09:32:28 am


In other news, the Double Dutch places are going swiftly, in case anybody was looking for a 200km ride from Huntingdon on 3rd April.

The Dutch Wife and I have entered - ACME bubble anyone? You may not want to ride with us all day as our current on the road average speed is 20kph, but it will be her first 200k (220k).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 07 March, 2021, 09:52:05 am
Sure you’ll be quicker in the flat terrain of the fens
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 March, 2021, 10:09:50 am
Just booked both my COVID jabs!  Chelmsford Racecourse, 29th March and 15th June!  Really chuffed!!!   :thumbsup:

If you are over 56 you can book on-line like I did, although it said on the telly that anyone over 56 should be getting a letter very soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 07 March, 2021, 01:32:55 pm
Excellent OD, it'll be safe to see you in April. I'm back on my bike this week, hope you will be as well, soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 07 March, 2021, 02:03:09 pm
From memory (and it has been a while) it's NEVER safe to see OD. Especially near a bike.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 March, 2021, 02:21:48 pm
From memory (and it has been a while) it's NEVER safe to see OD. Especially near a bike.

Cheeky git  :-*

Excellent OD, it'll be safe to see you in April. I'm back on my bike this week, hope you will be as well, soon.

Yes, April is starting to look good.  I think I'd be more comfortable giving it a while for my first jab to start doing it's stuff but I think I'd be OK venturing out before May  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 07 March, 2021, 02:47:40 pm
So what are the rules for cycling in groups now?



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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 07 March, 2021, 02:56:19 pm
From memory (and it has been a while) it's NEVER safe to see OD. Especially near a bike.

Cheeky git  :-*

Excellent OD, it'll be safe to see you in April. I'm back on my bike this week, hope you will be as well, soon.

Yes, April is starting to look good.  I think I'd be more comfortable giving it a while for my first jab to start doing it's stuff but I think I'd be OK venturing out before May  :thumbsup:

Wait till the second head starts growing. The others might call you Zaffod.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 March, 2021, 03:24:03 pm


In other news, the Double Dutch places are going swiftly, in case anybody was looking for a 200km ride from Huntingdon on 3rd April.

The Dutch Wife and I have entered - ACME bubble anyone? You may not want to ride with us all day as our current on the road average speed is 20kph, but it will be her first 200k (220k).
Hmm, I just tried to enter but its full up. I'm emailing to get on the reserve list. Need to do a 200 really, its been too long!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 March, 2021, 04:22:24 pm
Hmm, I just tried to enter but its full up. I'm emailing to get on the reserve list. Need to do a 200 really, its been too long!

ECE the Woodman 2 weeks later?

The Dutch Wife and I have entered - ACME bubble anyone? You may not want to ride with us all day as our current on the road average speed is 20kph, but it will be her first 200k (220k).

I'm starting in the last group at 8:30 as I'm doing car park duties beforehand. If you wanted to start at the same time, then I can check with Martin.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 March, 2021, 09:10:33 pm
Hmm, I just tried to enter but its full up. I'm emailing to get on the reserve list. Need to do a 200 really, its been too long!

ECE the Woodman 2 weeks later?
Many thanks! Is that on the Audax site as I can't find it?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 07 March, 2021, 09:18:07 pm
https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=8806
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 March, 2021, 09:28:51 pm
Thank you, Phil!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 07 March, 2021, 10:41:30 pm
I'm going to ECE the Woodman. Is there any way to lean gently on the organiser re selecting his groups of 6?  O:-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 March, 2021, 11:39:55 pm
Good idea, be really nice to have some others to ride with.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 March, 2021, 07:32:06 am
I'm going to ECE the Woodman. Is there any way to lean gently on the organiser re selecting his groups of 6?  O:-)

I'll get an info sheet out to riders this week - you'll be able to choose who you want to ride with, then I'll draw up a list and some further negotiation* will be possible ... although I rather enjoyed being put with a random group of (mostly) strangers on the Autumnal 100km last year.

* Subject to my cat-herding tolerance.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 08 March, 2021, 03:48:52 pm
Super, thanks!
Not seen anyone for ages, so frankly I'm not sure I care whose wheel I get to sit on!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 08 March, 2021, 04:24:58 pm
Need now to look at getting the old wheel trued up, if possible.

What wheel or parts? Boutique designs with low spoke counts are less serviceable than traditional designs.
Spoke and nipple type and condition? Stainless spokes wth J ends and brass nipples are the most likely to respond to attempts to turn them. Black spokes and nipples often lose their plating during tweaking - a cosmetic problem for posh wheels that can be fixed with a marker pen! Aluminium nipples don't respond well.
How damaged is the rim, and how worn is it? If you give the rim a thorough cleaning it should reveal any micro cracks - these often occur around the spoke holes, and show as starburst cracks. If possible take the tyre and rim tape off to inspect the inner surface for cracks around the spoke holes - twin wall rims with eyelets can suffer from this damage. Joint misalignment is another indicator of an unserviceable rim.
Ah! just the man!

Thank you, BFC.

Its a Giant PR-2 (https://www.theproscloset.com/products/giant-pr-2-disc-carbon-clincher-700c-wheelset), stock wheel that come with the Defy 1 Disc. I haven't even looked at it properly yet but I will do and then I'll be back for your advice, if you'd be so kind. I don't think the the damage is too bad as I managed to pull the wheel out from under the edge of his tyre, but I'll let you know, it would be good to have a spare again.

Thanks,
Nick.
The wheel design looks to be serviceable, from the pictures they are: - 28 spoke, 2 cross, black J bend spokes with black brass nipples. The rims are probably twin wall, non eyelet, sleeve jointed with the joint hidden under the stickers opposite the valve.
Most factory wheels have theadlock on the nipples so can be a a pain to fine tune - I suspect as you stopped using the wheel it needs more than fine tuning.
Wheel building kit is permanently set up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 09 March, 2021, 04:11:09 pm
Just booked both my COVID jabs!  Chelmsford Racecourse, 29th March and 15th June!  Really chuffed!!!   :thumbsup:

If you are over 56 you can book on-line like I did, although it said on the telly that anyone over 56 should be getting a letter very soon.
I also have bookings (29th march and 16th June) at Chelmsford Racecourse. Whilst out on a bike today thought I would check out the cycle access - forget it! The only access is off the dual carriageway (A131).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 March, 2021, 05:11:35 pm
Just booked both my COVID jabs!  Chelmsford Racecourse, 29th March and 15th June!  Really chuffed!!!   :thumbsup:

If you are over 56 you can book on-line like I did, although it said on the telly that anyone over 56 should be getting a letter very soon.
I also have bookings (29th march and 16th June) at Chelmsford Racecourse. Whilst out on a bike today thought I would check out the cycle access - forget it! The only access is off the dual carriageway (A131).

I think I shall take the horseless carriage  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 March, 2021, 05:14:42 pm
That's a bit rubbish, you'd think they'd open up Moulsham Hall Lane as an entrance.

I really don't like that place - I think it stems from the massive light pollution it gives off with all the lights on most of the time when I am over that area.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 March, 2021, 05:18:55 pm
That's a bit rubbish, you'd think they'd open up Moulsham Hall Lane as an entrance.

I really don't like that place - I think it stems from the massive light pollution it gives off with all the lights on most of the time when I am over that area.

I really don't care, I just want those jabs as soon as possible and I'll do whatever it takes to get 'em.  I just wish The Current Mrs R had the chance to have hers at the same time.  Even if we had to travel some distance in the middle of the night we'd still go for it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 09 March, 2021, 05:54:00 pm
Just booked both my COVID jabs!  Chelmsford Racecourse, 29th March and 15th June!  Really chuffed!!!   :thumbsup:

If you are over 56 you can book on-line like I did, although it said on the telly that anyone over 56 should be getting a letter very soon.
I also have bookings (29th march and 16th June) at Chelmsford Racecourse. Whilst out on a bike today thought I would check out the cycle access - forget it! The only access is off the dual carriageway (A131).

Can you arrive by horse?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 March, 2021, 08:44:47 pm
That's a bit rubbish, you'd think they'd open up Moulsham Hall Lane as an entrance.

I really don't like that place - I think it stems from the massive light pollution it gives off with all the lights on most of the time when I am over that area.

I really don't care, I just want those jabs as soon as possible and I'll do whatever it takes to get 'em.  I just wish The Current Mrs R had the chance to have hers at the same time.  Even if we had to travel some distance in the middle of the night we'd still go for it.

Oh don't get me wrong - I too want my jab ASAP (but being a little younger I can't get it at the moment despite having to interact with a load of kids most days soon)  It's the venue I have the problem with - shit design..
 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 09 March, 2021, 09:15:06 pm
I walked to my local surgery and was amazed to find it was all geared up for cars with dozens of AA signs, an additional car park and volunteers guiding people to and from the car park.
Not a single sign or volunteer to show people walking in the entrance was at the back of the building

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 09 March, 2021, 09:20:33 pm
I cycled to my surgery, and one of the volunteers directing people watched my bike for me for the whole time I was in there (a few minutes for the jab plus 15 minutes sitting down before I was allowed out) :thumbsup:

I didn't see any other cyclists, but there were certainly people arriving on foot - there's very limited parking, but it's in the town centre so people could get there by whatever means might suit them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JenM on 09 March, 2021, 09:33:01 pm
When I had my jab I cycled. Afterwards I was told I would have to wait 5 mins if I had walked and 15 if I had driven. “You’ve come by bike, we’ve not had that before....you can wait 10 mins”
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 09 March, 2021, 10:54:14 pm
I cycled to mine as it was a bit too far to walk. I suspect a high proportion in urban Tower Hamlets had not driven, it was in part of Queen Mary college with very little parking. I didn't have to wait afterwards at all - they told me no need with the Astrazeneca. I was fine cycling home, the following day though was a rather different story!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 09 March, 2021, 11:07:05 pm
I cycled to mine as it was a bit too far to walk. I suspect a high proportion in urban Tower Hamlets had not driven, it was in part of Queen Mary college with very little parking. I didn't have to wait afterwards at all - they told me no need with the Astrazeneca. I was fine cycling home, the following day though was a rather different story!
Likewise, the advice for both vaccines now is there is no need to wait, and the next day I felt awful. Bed by 9pm. Fine the next day but a v sore arm today, 3 days after the jab . At least a reaction shows an immune response

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 March, 2021, 08:24:37 am
Just booked both my COVID jabs!  Chelmsford Racecourse, 29th March and 15th June!  Really chuffed!!!   :thumbsup:

If you are over 56 you can book on-line like I did, although it said on the telly that anyone over 56 should be getting a letter very soon.
I also have bookings (29th march and 16th June) at Chelmsford Racecourse. Whilst out on a bike today thought I would check out the cycle access - forget it! The only access is off the dual carriageway (A131).

My 1st jab is 19th March at the racecourse, will I cycle there? Hmm ...

Mrs Tomsk's is today, at the local surgery - I checked with them, but no appointments for the older-but-relatively-healthy. Fair enough.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 10 March, 2021, 09:06:14 am
Surely you're only on the dual carriageway for a few hundred yards? It's been a while *checks Strava heatmap*, but I've certainly ridden along there before...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 March, 2021, 09:27:17 am
Surely you're only on the dual carriageway for a few hundred yards? It's been a while *checks Strava heatmap*, but I've certainly ridden along there before...

It's not far to get in..  the entrance 800m ish from the first RBT with just under 2km between the RBTs.  There is a foot crossing about 100m up from the exit but it's a wiggle through crash barrier in central reserve. 

So a minute to get to the entrance, couple of mins to get away from the place (hopefully with the prevailing SW tail wind...)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 10 March, 2021, 09:35:23 am
Surely you're only on the dual carriageway for a few hundred yards? It's been a while *checks Strava heatmap*, but I've certainly ridden along there before...
It is one bit of Dual Carriageway I would avoid. The racecourse entry is very poorly signed, so you will have drivers travelling at speed looking for signs and an entrance and not concentrating on anything else. The first time I went there by car I missed the entrance.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 March, 2021, 09:37:50 am
Unfortunately with militant anti-vaxers about the vaccination site has to be secure, hence 24 hour security and one easily monitored entrance.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 March, 2021, 05:54:38 pm
Wow, I was getting envious of everyone getting their appointments, and out-of-the-blue I got a message from my surgery this afternoon. First jab on 15th March. Location: Bishop's Stortford Football Club. Easy access by bike, about 1.5km door to door.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 March, 2021, 07:15:26 pm
Great news psyclist!  Let’s hope we’re all jabbed up soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 March, 2021, 08:47:11 am
Mrs T reports a sore arm and general meh this morning ... seems this is par for the course.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 March, 2021, 04:37:57 pm
I am booked in for my local surgery on the 21st of this month so I should be all set for the resumption of MEMWNS  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 13 March, 2021, 03:19:48 pm
Think it might be while before I get jabbed. Certainly not before the Woodman, just in case the puts anyone off riding in an ACME group that might include me.  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 14 March, 2021, 12:39:03 pm
Had my vaccination yesterday at Notley - all very efficient, though they were surprised that I’d come by bike. I suppose people with underlying health conditions aren’t supposed to be fit and healthy(ish)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 March, 2021, 10:02:51 am
The NHS national booking page is now accepting all over 50s even though it still says 55 and over.  Now booked in for Thu am at a centre just 1.3 miles walk away.  Second jab early June.

Seems weird to book later and get earlier appointments than some of you guys.  I guess they’ve just opened up a whole load of new appointments with a batch of 5 million doses of AZ gaining approval from the regulator this week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 March, 2021, 10:12:31 am
I got a text from my surgery yesterday, spoke to some woman I know there and got booked in for this morning.....putting my walking shoes on soon for a walk in to town
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2021, 10:13:52 am
I got a text from my surgery yesterday, spoke to some woman I know there and got booked in for this morning.....putting my walking shoes on soon for a walk in to town

Yeah me too, I could go tomorrow but I'm sticking with the 29th.  Just phoned the GP to let them know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 16 March, 2021, 11:03:31 am
There's hope for all you old codgers, including those with afflictions, what an excellent service you're receiving.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2021, 11:12:16 am
There's hope for all you old codgers, including those with afflictions, what an excellent service you're receiving.

Gawd bless the NHS and all who sail in her!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 March, 2021, 11:55:41 am
and now I'm home less than hour after leaving the front door and almost 5km walked, barely paused before I was jabbed and sent on my way, not offered a cuppa, biscuit or 15 minute recovery sit down, all a bit underwhelming with only an achy arm to look forward to now....until the next time....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2021, 11:58:43 am
and now I'm home less than hour after leaving the front door and almost 5km walked, barely paused before I was jabbed and sent on my way, not offered a cuppa, biscuit or 15 minute recovery sit down, all a bit underwhelming with only an achy arm to look forward to now....until the next time....

No sticker or lolly?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 16 March, 2021, 12:03:48 pm
He probably wasn't brave enough for a sticker.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 March, 2021, 12:05:26 pm
and now I'm home less than hour after leaving the front door and almost 5km walked, barely paused before I was jabbed and sent on my way, not offered a cuppa, biscuit or 15 minute recovery sit down, all a bit underwhelming with only an achy arm to look forward to now....until the next time....

No sticker or lolly?
nope and 'spoons isn't even open so I couldn't go sit down in there for a recovery either!

He probably wasn't brave enough for a sticker.
maybe I should have cried a bit, might have got a Brave Boy sticker then
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2021, 12:07:17 pm
Did you get a card (AKA your pseudo vaccination passport)?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 March, 2021, 12:12:38 pm
Did you get a card (AKA your pseudo vaccination passport)?
Yes, it says I received the AstraZeneca vaccine from one of the good batches, not one of those sent to continental Europe.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 March, 2021, 12:13:28 pm
Did you get a card (AKA your pseudo vaccination passport)?
Yes, it says I received the AstraZenica vaccine from one of the good batches, not one of those sent to continental Europe.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 16 March, 2021, 12:22:53 pm
Should probably go on the Woodman thread - but any of you fine folks riding the Woodman?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 March, 2021, 01:33:40 pm
There's hope for all you old codgers, including those with afflictions, what an excellent service you're receiving.

You must have had your second doze by now. Was it December you got your first? I think it is marvellous the way they did those in care homes as a priority.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 March, 2021, 01:34:55 pm
Should probably go on the Woodman thread - but any of you fine folks riding the Woodman?

Yes, I’ll be ECEing the 100.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 16 March, 2021, 01:42:05 pm
There's hope for all you old codgers, including those with afflictions, what an excellent service you're receiving.

You must have had your second doze by now. Was it December you got your first? I think it is marvellous the way they did those in care homes as a priority.

You're quite right lightning, I have had my second doze of the day.

I've also had my first jab, not long until the second, my carer knows the schedule 👍
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 16 March, 2021, 01:56:54 pm
Just reading the thread and saw the age limit has changed for the jab. Cheers for the heads up. Booked in for tomorrow morning at the Colchester footy ground :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 March, 2021, 04:51:59 pm
Good stuff . I reckon they will invite the 45-49 year olds before end of this month.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 March, 2021, 04:53:29 pm
There's hope for all you old codgers, including those with afflictions, what an excellent service you're receiving.

You must have had your second doze by now. Was it December you got your first? I think it is marvellous the way they did those in care homes as a priority.

You're quite right lightning, I have had my second doze of the day.

I've also had my first jab, not long until the second, my carer knows the schedule 👍

It’s bloody marvellous they wake you up after your second doze for your soup and a jab.  Your carer is a saint.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 18 March, 2021, 11:21:24 am
I have just had my first jab, local sugery phoned me and offered a much quicker service with cycle access (and friendly marshall to keep the bike safe for a few minutes). Racecourse bookings cancelled.
The ride home should have helped get the blood flowing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 March, 2021, 01:54:50 pm
I'm a bit peeved at getting bumped along for another month after yesterday's news...  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 18 March, 2021, 02:14:40 pm
Had my first jab this morning. About 10 minutes after arriving I was on my way again. Walked there and did an extended walk through local park on way home.  Not sore and no side effects so far. Had it done at a local community hall that backs onto a pharmacy.

I’m now in the Astra Zeneca one jab club.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 19 March, 2021, 10:03:54 am
I'm a bit peeved at getting bumped along for another month after yesterday's news...  ::-)

You’re just too young and too healthy a chap.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 19 March, 2021, 10:05:16 am
Other than a raised resting HR this morning, no side effects from AZ vaccine.  I’ve had worse the morning after an audax.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 19 March, 2021, 10:13:35 am
Wait another few days....


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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 19 March, 2021, 11:00:59 am
Wait another few days....


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Your avatar is rather worrying  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 19 March, 2021, 12:56:53 pm
Side effects noted so far are a tender arm and a headache which paracetamol seems to have reduced - it wasn't sorted by just water. Resting HR and respiration are high but oxygen levels normal, I looked at the data from the garmin watch after reading Phils post.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 March, 2021, 04:13:19 pm
I'm a bit peeved at getting bumped along for another month after yesterday's news...  ::-)

Millennials 🙄
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 March, 2021, 04:48:15 pm
I'm a bit peeved at getting bumped along for another month after yesterday's news...  ::-)

Millennials 🙄

Ok Boomer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 March, 2021, 05:11:22 pm
I'm a bit peeved at getting bumped along for another month after yesterday's news...  ::-)

Millennials 🙄

Gen X actually boomer  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 March, 2021, 06:11:08 pm
Should probably go on the Woodman thread - but any of you fine folks riding the Woodman?

I think we should have an ACME 'Who's Riding What' thread in 'Audax', especially as we'll be in pelotons of 6 or less for a bit. I'll get onto it asap, having entered a few and not all the usual local events.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 March, 2021, 06:37:34 pm
I think we should have an ACME 'Who's Riding What' thread in 'Audax', especially as we'll be in pelotons of 6 or less for a bit. I'll get onto it asap, having entered a few and not all the usual local events.

That's a good idea  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 March, 2021, 07:58:33 pm
I think we should have an ACME 'Who's Riding What' thread in 'Audax', especially as we'll be in pelotons of 6 or less for a bit. I'll get onto it asap, having entered a few and not all the usual local events.

That's a good idea  :thumbsup:

No sooner said than done!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 20 March, 2021, 03:32:10 pm
I'm a bit peeved at getting bumped along for another month after yesterday's news...  ::-)

Millennials 🙄

Gen X actually boomer  :P

Gen Xers  ::-) :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 March, 2021, 08:13:32 pm
Jab yesterday at the Racecourse - no problem. Woke up this morning with a headache, flopped about a bit, did some baking, housework O:-) and a bit of gardening then fell asleep for an hour and a half after elevenses; more of the same this afternoon and an hour's walk too. I was going to do a 200km ride tomorrow, but might just go out for the morning, since it seems I am human after all ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 March, 2021, 10:40:05 pm
Hello all,
Since this has become the 'Covid jab thread', I'm happy to say that I'm in for mine on Monday. Tomsk, you are so much more than human :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 March, 2021, 10:58:06 pm
Hmm, I just tried to enter but its full up. I'm emailing to get on the reserve list. Need to do a 200 really, its been too long!

ECE the Woodman 2 weeks later?
Many thanks! Is that on the Audax site as I can't find it?
Damn, I only just got round to this and its closed! Just too unorganised.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 March, 2021, 08:49:44 am
Resting HR back to normal this morning. So apart from that, no side effects from vaccine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 March, 2021, 08:52:48 am
When I had my jab I cycled. Afterwards I was told I would have to wait 5 mins if I had walked and 15 if I had driven. “You’ve come by bike, we’ve not had that before....you can wait 10 mins”

Didn’t have to wait at all. I’d walked to my jab centre
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 March, 2021, 07:12:19 pm
Damn, I only just got round to this and its closed! Just too unorganised.

I have just alocated a couple of DNS places to late arrivals on my 'list'. You can be first in line if any more come up.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 21 March, 2021, 08:51:44 pm
I’m in the next band down, having not reached my half century yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 March, 2021, 09:27:54 pm


In other news, the Double Dutch places are going swiftly, in case anybody was looking for a 200km ride from Huntingdon on 3rd April.

The Dutch Wife and I have entered - ACME bubble anyone? You may not want to ride with us all day as our current on the road average speed is 20kph, but it will be her first 200k (220k).
Hmm, I just tried to enter but its full up. I'm emailing to get on the reserve list. Need to do a 200 really, its been too long!
Yay! just seen a message to tell me I have a place! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 March, 2021, 08:47:50 am
 :thumbsup: Fenland Friends 600km is open for business! 06:00 3rd July - probably more x-rated than normal.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 26 March, 2021, 10:00:51 am
It seems I have double booked myself on 3rd July, so it looks like I'll be doing the Fenland Friends as a perm again this year.... hopefully not during a storm in October this time!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 March, 2021, 11:07:46 am
It seems I have double booked myself on 3rd July, so it looks like I'll be doing the Fenland Friends as a perm again this year.... hopefully not during a storm in October this time!  ;D

Grey Sheep speaks so fondly of that trip last October.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 26 March, 2021, 11:13:03 am
It was certainly one to remember, even if you want to forget it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 26 March, 2021, 03:02:38 pm
:thumbsup: Fenland Friends 600km is open for business! 06:00 3rd July - probably more x-rated than normal.
Hi, I don’t see this event, nor the Hereward 300, in the calendar events list. Am I missing something? Wouldn’t like to miss out on any panic buying spree :-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 26 March, 2021, 03:10:00 pm
:thumbsup: Fenland Friends 600km is open for business! 06:00 3rd July - probably more x-rated than normal.
Hi, I don’t see this event, nor the Hereward 300, in the calendar events list. Am I missing something? Wouldn’t like to miss out on any panic buying spree :-)

You are missing that default search is 28 days.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 March, 2021, 05:06:47 pm
:thumbsup: Fenland Friends 600km is open for business! 06:00 3rd July - probably more x-rated than normal.
Hi, I don’t see this event, nor the Hereward 300, in the calendar events list. Am I missing something? Wouldn’t like to miss out on any panic buying spree :-)

You are missing that default search is 28 days.

Fenland Friends' companion event, Yorkshire via Essex isn't showing up yet but is in the planner. (Likewise Hereward the Wake on 28th May is pending.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 March, 2021, 06:57:17 pm
Last weekend of the Alpkit sale if anyone is interested in new kit....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 March, 2021, 08:25:52 am
Hereward is good to go!  :thumbsup: 21:00 Friday 28th May, 50 entries as per the current rider limit on all my events. Actually I'll probably be staggering the groups-of-six starts from about 20:00, if we're still in that regime then.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 28 March, 2021, 08:08:39 pm
Excellent, Tom.
Just got to check I can do that date and that my wife isn't doing anything (think she might be away with her friends), and I'll be doing that one!
Cheers,Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 28 March, 2021, 08:20:02 pm
Hereward is good to go!  :thumbsup: 21:00 Friday 28th May, 50 entries as per the current rider limit on all my events. Actually I'll probably be staggering the groups-of-six starts from about 20:00, if we're still in that regime then.

Can’t make Hereward.  Technically we are going on hols for half term.  That’s provided the unlocks go as planned.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 28 March, 2021, 09:55:52 pm
Excellent, Tom.
Just got to check I can do that date and that my wife isn't doing anything (think she might be away with her friends), and I'll be doing that one!
Cheers,Nick.
OK, I'm in and I'd appreciate the 2000 start if you don't mind, Tom.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 30 March, 2021, 04:21:46 pm
Who was in East Bergholt at about 12:30 today in their pbp gilet?

I had a gob full of Bakewell tart so all I could do was point.

(https://i.ibb.co/7tZfD4Q/IMG-20210330-WA0009.jpg) (https://ibb.co/F4yr1VX)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 March, 2021, 05:21:40 pm
Who was in East Bergholt at about 12:30 today in their pbp gilet?

I had a gob full of Bakewell tart so all I could do was point.

(https://i.ibb.co/7tZfD4Q/IMG-20210330-WA0009.jpg) (https://ibb.co/F4yr1VX)

Well - quite a few to choose from - but I suspect Jos as he's on a 10 days of 100 gig at the moment, so that would give him the range to be over that way I think... other might be Tomsk or The Strangler.  I think most others are accounted for on Strava today
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 March, 2021, 06:23:41 pm
Well - quite a few to choose from - but I suspect Jos as he's on a 10 days of 100 gig at the moment, so that would give him the range to be over that way I think...

He was indeed going through there after 12 today, on a longer 200km ride today. Let's see how he fares tomorrow ... if he doubles up with another cracker then he's certainly on his way to TCR domination.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 30 March, 2021, 06:52:01 pm
But his Strava track doesn't actually pass the East Bergholt bakery where I was sat 🤔
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 April, 2021, 10:48:54 am
Back to business.

It's been a while since MEMWNS was able to gather (Essex's ill-fated voluntary foray into Tier 2 meant that our last outing was a very cold evening at the Oddie in October) so it is good to be able to report on a covid-secure outdoor gathering.

I joined the EER at the Bryony Tap - not only does ACME boast its own landlord, we also have our own head brewer and he has a firepit with blue flames :thumbsup:

As usual, I was late (then again I was the only person who cycled more than 300 yards to get there) so I arrived to find Head Brewer Huggy, the Hustler, demi-Jemango, Family Pack cyclist and OD already warming themselves at the firepit and sampling ales - I think there was a child indoors as well.

We sampled ACME Citra, Wing Commander Justin Peabody's Big Lamp, Sulky Dolphin Milk Stout (not the coffee version because only demi-J was allowed that because she's special and we're just not) and Retired Circuit Judge Wheat Beer - I don't know where Huggy gets these names from either, it's almost like somebody just made them up because they had forgotten what they were actually called.

It took a thorough review of the Quaffers' Rules until we found an exception under Rule 26(3)(c)(ix) - which most of you will know as the lickspittle's charter rule - that allowed us to proceed without our usual quorum of three and without the office junior;  Huggy having been disqualified through loss of amateur status, demi-J for hogging the coffee milk stout, Family Pack for refusing to try anything other than wheat beer and OD because he was drinking Merlot.  After much deliberation, the Hustler and I declared Sulky Dolphin the Quaffers' Choice.

For once, conversation did not revolve around riding in France, riding brevets, sleeping in ditches or even cycling at all.  It appears that none of us has really bothered to put in many miles during lockdown with various home-improvement projects the excuse of the day.  It was also possible that we had forgotten how to communicate with other adults from outside our household but I think we did alright and it really was good to see everybody and hear about their lockdown experiences.
There was plenty of laughter as well despite the untypically serious topics of conversation.

Before we knew it, the Head Brewer was flashing the outdoor lights and dousing the firepit having given up on his more subtle hints.  It only took an hour or so further for us to realise he wanted us to leave so we did. 

The ride home was unusually warm for March (not sandal weather but not far off) and extremely quiet on the roads.  It was a real pleasure to be out even if I had forgotten how slowly I go post-sampling.

Thank you to Mr and Mrs Huggy for their hospitality and let's hope we can re-amalgamate the EER with the Western Outlaws very soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 April, 2021, 12:11:10 pm
Fabulous, The Bard is back  :thumbsup:

And much thanks to huggy for the hospitality and beer  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 April, 2021, 12:21:44 am
ACME Assemble !

I am going to work on the happy assumption that lockdown will be released to plan.

We need some adventures.

Tomsk is planning his spring training weekend. 

I am keen on the following:

Plan A  - May - Peddars' Way weekend 

D1 afternoon:- cycle to a campsite I know on the edge of the King's Forest (ie between BSE and Barton Mills). 

D2:- Early morning train to  Kings Lynn.  Ride the Peddars' Way and then a route through the forests back to camp. 

D3:- Hooning around King's Forest and Thetford Forest - home by train in the evening or stay over for a morning departure.

Plan B - June or September - King Alfred's Way

Probably 3 days of riding with camping or not.

Plan C - June/July

You may recall No 1 son and I were due to ride his 6 countries in 5 days route through Europe last year.  This is still looking iffy for this year so I am looking at 5 countries 4 days:

D1 Essex to Stoke on Trent (ish)

D2 Stoke on Trent to Dublin via Holyhead

D3 Dublin to Belfast

D4 Belfast to Glasgow (via Belfast/Larne)

I will be looking to crowd source some route advice if this does go ahead.  If anyone wants to come along, they will be most welcome.

We can form some groups of 6 soon to discuss...

Any further thoughts on Plan A ??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 03 April, 2021, 06:27:56 pm
Back in the swing of things with a trip round the R&R today.  Didn’t stop, eat or drink enough so a bit ragged by the end.  Tailwind home from Sudbury, though.  The road was closed between Sudbury and the turn for Finchingfield - required a bit of walking and scrambling.

The cafe in Stock is back open and we’re serving through a new hatch in the doorway.  2 cafes in the middle of Burnham also doing a decent trade.


Rob
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 April, 2021, 12:25:44 am
Well, it was the Double Dutch today and a good ride all in all although the headwinds really were something to contend with for a large part of the ride. This mainly just makes me feel better for having done it though!
I bumped into Joss a couple of times en route, so that was nice and I also saw Elliot and psyclist in the car park (of course, with two car parks, I had a 50% chance of getting it right (and got it wrong)),but then so did lots of others.
It was a great day overall, but much more enjoyable once I'd turned south and took advantage of the tailwind! For once, too - I was pretty well organised and left on time, so this meant that I met lots of people going round, joining up with pairs for a while, which was nice, and did help to pass the time.
Also, I had dressed badly, shorts and a short sleeved top with arm warmers and a base layer. I did bring my long fingered gloves though and I put on my waterproof jacket that is thin, but another layer. I think it tookuntil about 140km until I warmed up.

Knees are a bit sore but I don't think its anything to worry about, they just haven't done that long for a while.
I'm now eating everything I can find and lacing into the Jim Beam like a champ, so I'm sure I'll feel great in the morning.

All the best!
Nick.

P.S. Thank you, Tom, for a splendid evening on Wednesday!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 April, 2021, 08:57:26 am
P.S. Thank you, Tom, for a splendid evening on Wednesday!

You're welcome! I won't be out this Wednesday evening though, as I'm going to fit in a mid-week ride. This weekend has been very family orientated and laid-back - very nice, but I'm feeling the lack of recent miles. There's the Tour de Stour on Saturday to get up to speed for. I'll maybe see some of you there, otherwise at the Compasses on D Day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 April, 2021, 06:18:18 pm


Any further thoughts on Plan A ??

Yes !

I spoke to the campsite today. Camping seems more expensive than the last time I went - demand probably.  I thought they were on the pricey side until I looked at other sites and compared facilities.  The key thing is having the facilities open though and they do not know for sure yet.

It would be worth waiting for the 17th May for the best chance of having facilities open and being able to sit indoors at the pub.   Probably weekdays but avoiding half term.  I am flexible.  From memory, they let you onto the pitch early afternoon so a meander up there, pitch tent and remove bike luggage then hoon round the forest before pub dinner.  Next day an early start to catch a train to Kings Lynn.  Have another blast the next morning before striking camp and heading home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 06 April, 2021, 07:22:52 pm


Any further thoughts on Plan A ??

Yes !

I spoke to the campsite today. Camping seems more expensive than the last time I went - demand probably.  I thought they were on the pricey side until I looked at other sites and compared facilities.  The key thing is having the facilities open though and they do not know for sure yet.

It would be worth waiting for the 17th May for the best chance of having facilities open and being able to sit indoors at the pub.   Probably weekdays but avoiding half term.  I am flexible.  From memory, they let you onto the pitch early afternoon so a meander up there, pitch tent and remove bike luggage then hoon round the forest before pub dinner.  Next day an early start to catch a train to Kings Lynn.  Have another blast the next morning before striking camp and heading home.

Yep - sounds good, I'm getting quite booked up in May at the moment workwise, which whilst a good thing, is getting in the way of riding!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 April, 2021, 12:30:10 am
P.S. Thank you, Tom, for a splendid evening on Wednesday!

You're welcome! I won't be out this Wednesday evening though, as I'm going to fit in a mid-week ride. This weekend has been very family orientated and laid-back - very nice, but I'm feeling the lack of recent miles. There's the Tour de Stour on Saturday to get up to speed for. I'll maybe see some of you there, otherwise at the Compasses on D Day.
That looks nice, I wish I'd had entered that, too! Enjoy!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2021, 05:26:25 pm
Liability insurance. My membership to British Cycling expires soon, and I'm looking at alternative options to get general cycle liability insurance cover. I don't use any of the other 'benefits' provided by British Cycling.

I was considering LCC, but I see their price is pretty much the same as BC, although I think my money would be put to a use which is more aligned to my considerations of what is important.

Does the Witham CTC group still function, which offered a cheaper option? I'm not keen on Cycling UK membership directly, put off by their attitudes towards their membership.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2021, 05:33:47 pm
Liability insurance. My membership to British Cycling expires soon, and I'm looking at alternative options to get general cycle liability insurance cover. I don't use any of the other 'benefits' provided by British Cycling.

I was considering LCC, but I see their price is pretty much the same as BC, although I think my money would be put to a use which is more aligned to my considerations of what is important.

Does the Witham CTC group still function, which offered a cheaper option? I'm not keen on Cycling UK membership directly, put off by their attitudes towards their membership.

No Witham Cycling doesn't have an affiliation with Cycling UK anymore so that route to cheap public liability insurance is closed I am afraid.  Witham Cycling is now just a largely dormant Facebook group which I'd shut down except for the fact that there is some occasional activity.

I am a Cycling UK member mainly for the insurance.  The annual subscription isn't too much, the magazine is OK, but other than that I don't really give two hoots about the organisation.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 12 April, 2021, 05:58:29 pm
Re: Liability Insurance - CUK has a good record on legal support too. I'm not too impressed with their current direction as a charity and attitude to the grass roots, but yes, the mag. is ok, useful stuff on the website as well. Also as a long-standing CTC member I'm sentimentally attached too. The Chelmsford CTC section are a good bunch of folks, though I'm seldom available for their Sunday runs. One day I'll join the [CUK affiliated) Forty-Plus CC - they are quite active with mid-week rides throughout Essex.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 12 April, 2021, 06:00:34 pm
Psyclist, apparently  :P you can obtain affiliated (ie cheaper) membership of CUK via AUK.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2021, 06:07:25 pm
Psyclist, apparently  :P you can obtain affiliated (ie cheaper) membership of CUK via AUK.

That's well hidden on the new website. Any clues as to where any information on this might be found?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 12 April, 2021, 06:18:13 pm
You need to ask me for the special code to use, but fortunately as I know who you are I can send it when I power up my pc later.

However do check the Ts and Cs...https://shop.cyclinguk.org/membership/affiliate-membership-myself. It looks like it does not include legal assistance which could be a valuable benefit
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 12 April, 2021, 06:29:02 pm
You need to ask me for the special code to use, but fortunately as I know who you are I can send it when I power up my pc later.

However do check the Ts and Cs...https://shop.cyclinguk.org/membership/affiliate-membership-myself. It looks like it does not include legal assistance which could be a valuable benefit

Thank you  :thumbsup:

I've got until the end of this month to decide, and yes the lack of legal assistance could be a deciding factor.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 April, 2021, 07:31:36 pm
Doesn't stop you using Slater & Gordon for any claims.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 14 April, 2021, 11:54:41 am
Back to jabs.

I have my first one booked for Monday.   Bishops Stortford was nearest available centre for me.


Rob

*EDIT* and my second one is booked for the day after the Fenland Friends.....at least it's a recovery day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 April, 2021, 11:59:08 am
Back to jabs.

I have my first one booked for Monday.   Bishops Stortford was nearest available centre for me.


Rob

*EDIT* and my second one is booked for the day after the Fenland Friends.....at least it's a recovery day.

I've not got my second one booked yet, I have to wait for the Docs to alert me as they did my first.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 14 April, 2021, 12:19:44 pm
I'm getting my first stabbing tomorrow. Going all the way to Colchester....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 14 April, 2021, 12:20:23 pm
NHS  England wide you book both, GPs you wait for second invite as above.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 April, 2021, 12:21:28 pm
I'm getting my first stabbing tomorrow. Going all the way to Colchester....

Look out, I think that's where 'fandango's been working!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 14 April, 2021, 12:25:42 pm
I'm getting my first stabbing tomorrow. Going all the way to Colchester....

Look out, I think that's where 'fandango's been working!

Have you seen him in his nurses uniform yet?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 April, 2021, 12:30:55 pm
I'm getting my first stabbing tomorrow. Going all the way to Colchester....

Look out, I think that's where 'fandango's been working!

Have you seen him in his nurses uniform yet?

No but I'd love to.  I bet a nurse's uniform accentuates his pert buttocks!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 14 April, 2021, 12:34:50 pm
I'm getting my first stabbing tomorrow. Going all the way to Colchester....

Look out, I think that's where 'fandango's been working!

Oh! I hope I get pricked by Carlos
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 14 April, 2021, 12:46:14 pm
I'm getting my first stabbing tomorrow. Going all the way to Colchester....

Look out, I think that's where 'fandango's been working!

Oh! I hope I get pricked by Carlos

You won’t feel a thing
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 April, 2021, 01:14:51 pm
I'm getting my first stabbing tomorrow. Going all the way to Colchester....

Look out, I think that's where 'fandango's been working!

Oh! I hope I get pricked by Carlos

Wouldn't that be fantastic!  You might get a special edition sticker!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 April, 2021, 11:32:43 am
Chasing the Brock

It will take a while to get back in the swing of Wednesday nights.  When a badger is keeping up with you along a flat lane, you know you are doing something wrong.

For instance, I now remember beer is not food (even if we do have dessert - see below).  Cycling home into a slight headwind when your last solid food was nearly 12 hours ago is going to be slow and you will be back much later than you thought.

Some things remain reassuringly constant though so I turned up at the Spiritual Home last night nearly half an hour late.

There were a couple of groups of cyclists already at tables in the external covered service area - including one particularly loud lot who seemed to be celebrating some old guy's birthday.  I joined me old DJ mate Joergen who was sitting with Mrs Jaber.  We were soon joined by Oaky, Hotblack and a skinny looking redneck guy who brought his own beer with him !

We were sitting below one of the newly-installed infra-red heaters but it was still cold.  Cold enough for as many layers as you could fit in your saddlebag.  Hotblack was pretty much set up for 5 bag touring but had limited space due to lugging around an enormous carry out, various tools and (as you would) a wheel truing stand.  Of course, with so many layers on, Oaky, Joergen and I looked like we might have put on some weight over lockdown but even we finely honed athletes look bigger when we have half a dozen layers on.

It didn't take long for the conversation to reach its normal mix of inanity, profundity and cycling chat and we even shouted across to the other groups of cyclists occasionally.  It was just really good to be able to catch up with people.

Almost as great a delight was being able to sample some well kept ales.  Bottled and canned beers are all well and good but there is only so much American Citrus IPA that a man can stand and so much of what you can buy seems to be a variation on that theme.  We sampled Ridleys Rite, Ridley's Heresy, Crouch Vale Brewers' Gold and our favourite dessert; Mighty Oak Oscar Wilde Mild.  In the absence of the Hustler, Oaky and I were able to draft in the office junior to assist with our deliberations.  Whilst the Ridley's Rite was particularly good last night, the Quaffers' Choice Award went to the Mild - that's the sort of ale you can only really and truly savour in a pint glass in a pub, bliss.

Somehow or other we made it through to closing time and what Oaky dubbed the "Shackleton Expeditionary Group" (which somehow seemed to include Tomsk and Grey Sheep who materialised from somewhere) assembled to brave the wintery ride home.  We hadn't quite eaten the horses by the time we diverged at Witham but it was plenty cold enough.  What did keep us warm was trying to vaguely keep up with Hotblack despite him slowing down to a crawl for us at various times.  It took Oaky a while to realise what was happening but it was the obvious explanation - we weren't slow and unfit, Hotblack was riding an electric bike.  We later concluded that possibly not only was he riding an electric bike but both of us were suffering from severe but intermittent brake rub that only seemed to happen on upward gradients - it really has got more hilly round there.

All too soon I was on my own cycling along Witham high street and contemplating a long ride in the cold.  Normally that is one of the unexpected pleasures of a Wednesday evening; quiet roads, clear skies and silence but that doesn't hold quite so true when it is 2 below zero, you are carrying layers of clothing, hats etc and you are completely spent (lack of food not fitness of course).    At least the racing badger enjoyed himself.  It was almost 2 before I was back offshore.

Now I can't wait until next time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2021, 05:31:16 pm
I'm looking forward to us all being to mingle in one big group rather having to shout abuse from table to table.  This time will come again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 15 April, 2021, 06:13:42 pm
I've missed these reports of our Wednesday nights. They very rarely correspond to any of my recollections of the experience itself, but such a delightful turn of phrase.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 April, 2021, 07:01:00 pm
He isn't called The Bard for nothing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tandemaniac on 15 April, 2021, 09:24:35 pm
Chasing the Brock

It will take a while to get back in the swing of Wednesday nights.  When a badger is keeping up with you along a flat lane, you know you are doing something wrong.

For instance, I now remember beer is not food (even if we do have dessert - see below).  Cycling home into a slight headwind when your last solid food was nearly 12 hours ago is going to be slow and you will be back much later than you thought.

Some things remain reassuringly constant though so I turned up at the Spiritual Home last night nearly half an hour late.

There were a couple of groups of cyclists already at tables in the external covered service area - including one particularly loud lot who seemed to be celebrating some old guy's birthday.  I joined me old DJ mate Joergen who was sitting with Mrs Jaber.  We were soon joined by Oaky, Hotblack and a skinny looking redneck guy who brought his own beer with him !

We were sitting below one of the newly-installed infra-red heaters but it was still cold.  Cold enough for as many layers as you could fit in your saddlebag.  Hotblack was pretty much set up for 5 bag touring but had limited space due to lugging around an enormous carry out, various tools and (as you would) a wheel truing stand.  Of course, with so many layers on, Oaky, Joergen and I looked like we might have put on some weight over lockdown but even we finely honed athletes look bigger when we have half a dozen layers on.

It didn't take long for the conversation to reach its normal mix of inanity, profundity and cycling chat and we even shouted across to the other groups of cyclists occasionally.  It was just really good to be able to catch up with people.

Almost as great a delight was being able to sample some well kept ales.  Bottled and canned beers are all well and good but there is only so much American Citrus IPA that a man can stand and so much of what you can buy seems to be a variation on that theme.  We sampled Ridleys Rite, Ridley's Heresy, Crouch Vale Brewers' Gold and our favourite dessert; Mighty Oak Oscar Wilde Mild.  In the absence of the Hustler, Oaky and I were able to draft in the office junior to assist with our deliberations.  Whilst the Ridley's Rite was particularly good last night, the Quaffers' Choice Award went to the Mild - that's the sort of ale you can only really and truly savour in a pint glass in a pub, bliss.

Somehow or other we made it through to closing time and what Oaky dubbed the "Shackleton Expeditionary Group" (which somehow seemed to include Tomsk and Grey Sheep who materialised from somewhere) assembled to brave the wintery ride home.  We hadn't quite eaten the horses by the time we diverged at Witham but it was plenty cold enough.  What did keep us warm was trying to vaguely keep up with Hotblack despite him slowing down to a crawl for us at various times.  It took Oaky a while to realise what was happening but it was the obvious explanation - we weren't slow and unfit, Hotblack was riding an electric bike.  We later concluded that possibly not only was he riding an electric bike but both of us were suffering from severe but intermittent brake rub that only seemed to happen on upward gradients - it really has got more hilly round there.

All too soon I was on my own cycling along Witham high street and contemplating a long ride in the cold.  Normally that is one of the unexpected pleasures of a Wednesday evening; quiet roads, clear skies and silence but that doesn't hold quite so true when it is 2 below zero, you are carrying layers of clothing, hats etc and you are completely spent (lack of food not fitness of course).    At least the racing badger enjoyed himself.  It was almost 2 before I was back offshore.

Now I can't wait until next time.

Great write up Ted. I too have missed your words of wisdom, winsome or something beginning with "w". I am very glad that you didn't mention anything about me and the missus not riding out to last night's event, nobody will have guessed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 April, 2021, 10:35:35 pm
I won't tell anyone.

Anyway, Mrs Maniac is saving herself for the Woodman's Daughter.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 April, 2021, 08:50:47 am
Anyway, Mrs Maniac is saving herself for the Woodman's Daughter.

Blimey!  Is it appropriate for my mind to boggle just a little bit?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 April, 2021, 10:04:56 am
I am going to ride the Woodman's Daughter as well.

AndyC333333333333 is a bit more adventurous, he is going to ride the Woodman.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 April, 2021, 10:27:35 am
I am going to ride the Woodman's Daughter as well.

AndyC333333333333 is a bit more adventurous, he is going to ride the Woodman.

I've no idea what's going on here.  Life was simpler when we were all in lockdown, I'm not sure I can cope anymore!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 16 April, 2021, 10:35:55 am
You could do the Woodman's Daughter with me.   Tomsk said there was space.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 April, 2021, 12:00:39 pm
You could do the Woodman's Daughter with me.   Tomsk said there was space.

No thanks  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 16 April, 2021, 12:13:39 pm


AndyC333333333333 is a bit more adventurous, he is going to ride the Woodman.



Who I do and don’t ride is a personal matter  thank you very much 🤔
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: cycleman on 16 April, 2021, 08:22:06 pm
The woodmans daughter sounds very accommodating 😀 :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2021, 10:35:06 am
Maisha Marefu !

It all started out so well.  I intercepted the famous Witham Peloton at Terling Road and then desperately tried to keep up as they swept towards the Spiritual Home in their usual close formation - it's amazing what a bit of enthusiasm about the destiination does for their speed.

For once then, I was there on time and possibly even early.

We were soon joined by the rest of our party and there were a couple of other tables of cyclists - one group looked very familiar and included the brother the Hairy Bikers don't like to mention and an audax legend (whom I was avoiding, having had to withdraw from the Woodman's Daughter prematurely).  The other group consisted of a nice old boy who seemed to have brought his "niece" and his grandson out with him.

My "six" comprised the Hustler, the other bit of Jemango, OD, Hotblack and, latterly, Bobb - ie not one but two special appearances.  Topics ranged from the Mid-Essex Golf Society to estate agents of North London in the 1980s via art house cinema.  Carlos also entertained us with tales of his budding career as a cone removal operative.  He promised to keep us informed of his approximate whereabouts so we coiuld all plan our journeys accordingly - Ipswich this week.

Carlos was also honoured with co-option to the Quaffers' Choice Committee - OD having been banned many years ago and Hotblack not eligible for reasons that nobody can remember.  We sampled Ridleys Rite, Yakima Gold, Essex Boys and, for dessert, Oscar Wilde Mild.  They were all excellent but the Yakima Gold took the coveted award - or at least so we thought.  It's not often that we invoke Rule 74(a) of the Quaffers' Convention but extreme measures (geddit ?) call for special responses.  So it was that the Committee re-convened after the departure of the Hustler but with the addition (via satellite link) of the Office Junior.  But I am getting ahead of myself.  Why the Rule 74(a) meeting you ask ?  You will recall that last week I was joined by a young redneck guy who had brought his own beer with him and had generally made himself at home.  Well, he was back this week and this time he had brought his own bottle of Ugandan Waragi.  It would have been rude to refuse and it would have been unthinkable not to reverse our earlier decision and declare it the Quaffers' Choice (Rule 103(a)(iv) - at the discretion of the Committee non-ale products may be presented for judging where such products can be shown to have special or unique characteristics).

It was definitely warmer in the Outdoor Service Area this week as it was really the North Easterly Wind that was bringing the temperature outside down.  It soon dawned on Carlos and me that we were riding north easterly all the way home, what joy.  Carlos and I promised each other we would not rush off and leave the other man behind (well Carlos mainly, we thought it was pretty unlikely to be the other way around).  Not long into our great trek home, that promise was to be tested and it was me who was fouind wanting.  I admit to being slightly pleased with myself when I realised I had crested the first berg ahead of the great man.  I even decided to wait for him to rub it in a bit.  It took me a couple of minutes to realise that the now fading headlight behind me was not moving.  Back I went (not all the way back obviously, I wasn't riding up that beast twice).  Disaster had struck Carlos, his freewheel had disengaged on the climb and he now had uselessly spinning pedals.  I like to think I am just the man to have on hand in a crisis but that north easterly was cold and stopping so early hadn't helped me build up much heat - so I said my farewells and left him.  Carlos, by now sounding like a modern day Captain Oates, had assured me it was "but a short walk" back to his beloved's in Witham (it was about 9 miles).  Meanwhile, I was too busy clipping back in to think of suggesting a taxi.  If anyone happens to be driving between Witham and Littley Green today, I am sure he would be grateful for a lift for the last stretch.  I would have done it but I had this report to write.

After that I had an uneventful and enjoyable ride home with the occasional pang of guilt about abandoning Carlos in his hour of need.  By now the wind had abated to annoying and although the Garmin showed -1, it did not feel that cold as I crawled along the empty roads.  Another late homecoming though.  Next week, somewhere a bit more local to me and with a shorter walk home for Carlos is the order of the day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 22 April, 2021, 10:47:56 am
I'm sure Carlos was fine. Probably just dropped some acid and miraculously found his way home. No doubt having encountered many scarecrows along the way...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2021, 10:54:30 am
I forgot about his acid audax  - but then you and I weren't actually there, it was all the windmills of his mind.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 April, 2021, 11:18:17 am
Top notch write up as always.

I have to say I was rather disappointed with our bobb in so much that he was insistent on knowing the truth of Andy C333333's career as a pron star.  For many a year our motto on a Wednesday evening has been "never let facts get in the way of a good story" and all bobb achieved was to blow the doors off our pretense that Andy C333333333333333333333 is a bona fide pron star and a gay one to boot.  What's the poor chap to do now?  Granted he is still the Beer Bitch and can knock of a smashing cycling cap but his existence is going to be rather more hollow going forward.  Let's hope we can make up another load of bollocks about him pretty damn soon!

Next week... I would be up for a more "ted friendly" location, any thoughts?  That's the beauty of living in Shitham, we're right in the middle of Mid-Essex so any point of the compass works for us  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2021, 11:21:41 am
Swan at Totham next week.  We will need to sound them out in case any other groups of cyclists also want to attend coincidentally on the same night at the same time.

We both know Mr Diggler was just being modest when he was speaking to Bobb, the truth is only what we make it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 April, 2021, 11:29:18 am
Swan at Totham next week. 

 :thumbsup:

... We will need to sound them out in case any other groups of cyclists also want to attend coincidentally on the same night at the same time.

When you say "we" do you mean you'll phone them?  Or perhaps get one of your team to do so?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2021, 12:27:20 pm
I am my team but I will call them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 22 April, 2021, 08:43:31 pm
Hotblack not eligible for reasons that nobody can remember.....

Something to do with consistant irregular participation (working a late shift 1 week in 3).

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 22 April, 2021, 09:41:07 pm
I have remembered the actual reason - you gave up your amateur status some years ago when you were the actual BFC.

The committee is strictly for amateurs like me and Oaky  O:-)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 23 April, 2021, 09:52:00 am
I'm allowed to drive the car from next Tuesday so I may pop down to the Swan to join you next week. Between driving and Med I'll be on the Guinness Clear but getting out is a start!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 April, 2021, 10:13:01 am
I'm allowed to drive the car from next Tuesday so I may pop down to the Swan to join you next week. Between driving and Med I'll be on the Guinness Clear but getting out is a start!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 April, 2021, 11:06:20 am
I'm allowed to drive the car from next Tuesday so I may pop down to the Swan to join you next week. Between driving and Med I'll be on the Guinness Clear but getting out is a start!

Bobb and Carlos this week, Tippers next week, it's like watching legends come to life.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 April, 2021, 10:05:59 pm
I've got to be over Halsted next week so I might ride over for a pint but won't be able to make a night of it :(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 23 April, 2021, 10:58:32 pm
Bike in for repair on Wed so will only be able to decide last minute which is probably no good at the moment!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 April, 2021, 08:57:51 pm
So... Wednesday?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 April, 2021, 06:34:08 am
So... Wednesday?

The Swan at Little Totham innit?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 April, 2021, 08:26:11 am
So... Wednesday?

The Swan at Little Totham innit?

Yep - but I think Ted was going to check their arrangements re numbers/tables etc
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2021, 09:20:17 am
I will do at lunchtime today.  They were pretty relaxed about life last time round.

This is the wrong thready by the way .
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 April, 2021, 09:21:59 am
I will do at lunchtime today.  They were pretty relaxed about life last time round.

This is the wrong thready by the way .

Just following you posts  :thumbsup:  :facepalm:  ;D

Swan at Totham next week.  We will need to sound them out in case any other groups of cyclists also want to attend coincidentally on the same night at the same time.

We both know Mr Diggler was just being modest when he was speaking to Bobb, the truth is only what we make it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 April, 2021, 09:27:31 am


Next week... I would be up for a more "ted friendly" location, any thoughts?  That's the beauty of living in Shitham, we're right in the middle of Mid-Essex so any point of the compass works for us  :thumbsup:

It was an elder that led us into this thread creep.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 April, 2021, 11:27:12 am
Swanning Around

The first EER meeting of the year is always a prestigious event with a guest list to match.  There are no wild westerners either so no Cletus from the Compasses to lead us astray with African spirits.

The venues are also closer to home for us easterners - there is only so far east you can go from Witham before you get wet.

For once I miscalculated the distance in my favour so I managed to arrive early.  I immediately formed a cunning plan to intercept the famous Witham Peloton on Loamy Hill Road.  I had almost struggled to the top of the incline when I saw what looked like a Pink Floyd stage set approaching and managed to jump on the back of their tight formation.  The cunning part was they were travelling down hill at that point so my additional ballast gave me the momentum to be able to keep up with them all the way to the pub - apart from my lack of practise with their choreographed moves, it was almost like living the dream for that brief few hundred yards.

We were soon settled into our seats with Huggy bagging the warmest seat, me following his lead to the second warmest with Hotblack and the Hustler protecting us from any drafts.  We were quickly joined by Stig of the Dump fresh from frightening schoolchildren and promising to leave any minute - a promise he repeated several times over the next 3 hours.

The Swan at Totham had the same marquee set up as for our last visit in October.  With their roof heaters and creatively camouflaged wall openings it was a cosy enough venue - even for the Cone Killer who had brought along his warm weather kit of a Benny from Crossroads hat, a pair of garage forecourt plastic gloves and a tub of vaseline.  He also arrived with a label round his neck from Jem (stricken with CBA) imploring us to look after him and make sure he got all the way home (as if we would leave him in the lurch).

The prestige of the evening even drew out the Bionic Kiwi - aka Tippers v2.0 who looked remarkably healthy for somebody who has not really been allowed to drink much for a couple of months.

The Cone Killer was at another table where he entertained a bloke with a wind tunnel engineered aerodynamic beard and Captain Ian Elliott who had tales of radar woe.

We discussed Huggy's plan to reverse engineer a cutting edge titanium bike into a Draisine - certainly an ambitious plan but no one was quite sure why. 

There was an understandably limited selection of Brewers Gold and Essex Boys available to sample.  We were fortunate to have the full committee available as well as our office junior so we forgot to convene but, judging by the amount of samples consumed, Essex Boys was the clear Quaffers' Choice.

Table service has much to commend it, not only for the Hustler who gets another night on furlough but for all of us who are able to watch a true professional work.  Our charming server was even good enough to warn us that the lights switched off at 11 sharp before she set off home.  That, we felt, was probably a hint to leave but we waited until 11 just so we could stumble about in the dark a bit.

It was one of those evenings that was so blustery that it was never entirely clear where the wind was coming from.  The way there should have benefited from a stonking tailwind with the reverse on the way home. We could hear the wind building as the night wore on so I was becoming increasingly worried about either a. having to keep up with Carlos into a headwind or b. explaining to Jem why I had abandoned him to another mechanical.  In fact, despite its strength, the wind seemed to have very little positive or negative effect in either direction of travel.  I was also able to keep up with the great man because we set off at a pace that Huggy will soon be familiar with on his Draisine.  Inevitably, Carlos tired of this eventually and zoomed off into the night with a cheery wave.  With only a 12 mile journey home, I was not alone for long and even managed to beat the street lights.





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 April, 2021, 01:43:34 pm
On a different note and with a bit of the usual thread drift, Huggy was wiping away a tear last night as he remembered the joys of cycling around Holland with ACME and realising it might not happen for a while.

That seemed like a good opportunity to suggest my alternative plan for an ACME day out (or micro bikepacking adventure if you are trying to annoy Bobb  :demon:) based around the Peddars Way:

Train from Colchester 0540 arrives Kings Lynn 0835  (there is a Bishops Stortford option leaving at 0646 and connecting with the same train to also arrive 0835)

Quick breakfast then pedal to the start of the Peddars Way near Hunstaton

Lunch at Castle Acre - approx 50k

Divert from Peddars Way just north of Thetford to hoon through Thetford Forest and then Kings Forest.

Drinks, dinner and debrief in Culford or BSE.

Hourly trains from BSE to Colchester or Bishops Stortford.

About 125k mainly off road https://ridewithgps.com/routes/35840374 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/35840374)

Not so sure about Sunday schedules but weekdays or Saturdays work for me.

Anyone ?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 April, 2021, 04:29:02 pm
It's got promise if I can rid myself of inability to ride far without discomfort.

0540 from Colchesterol is a bit of a challenge though!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 29 April, 2021, 04:43:01 pm
It's got promise if I can rid myself of inability to ride far without discomfort.

0540 from Colchesterol is a bit of a challenge though!

You could always try using a real saddle  :o

It is audax o'clock but the other trains take forever.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 April, 2021, 04:50:21 pm
Yes, that's right up my street ... especially the start from Bishop's Stortford  :thumbsup:

Unless it is before the end of next week, a weekday will be a challenge for me. Saturday's are mostly good, except when there is one of those Audax's going on.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 02 May, 2021, 10:54:16 pm
Yes, that's right up my street ... especially the start from Bishop's Stortford  :thumbsup:

Unless it is before the end of next week, a weekday will be a challenge for me. Saturday's are mostly good, except when there is one of those Audax's going on.

Ditto, Saturdays best for me, apart from this weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 04 May, 2021, 10:49:41 am
Yes, that's right up my street ... especially the start from Bishop's Stortford  :thumbsup:

Unless it is before the end of next week, a weekday will be a challenge for me. Saturday's are mostly good, except when there is one of those Audax's going on.

Ditto, Saturdays best for me, apart from this weekend.

Sounds like good fun, I'm up for it despite my busy schedule. Pick a day, I'll let you know if I can come along.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 May, 2021, 12:01:10 pm
How about 15th or 22nd May, Mr tedshred? Lets get this show on the road :-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 May, 2021, 01:49:48 pm
 I should probably make the effort to attend the AUK AGM on the 15th (as should you all) but the 22nd has potential.

We will also be able to form a larger group that day if the next lockdown easing happens on the 17th.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 May, 2021, 11:54:51 am
Charlie don't ski

EER is currently reprising its infamous Tier 2 Tour.  Last night was our penultimate outing which could only mean the Alma at Copford (not the one with the hands on barstaff).

I arrived (on time again  :o) just as the Witham Peloton swept into the car park and dismounted in perfect unison - the effect was rather spoilt by Hotblack's subsequent attempts to fit his huge bike under the bike rack, they really are a far more impressive sight awheel.  Huggy and the Hustler made up the rest of their flying wedge.  We were soon joined by Jemango to make up our allotted six.  Later, an adjoining table formed when Tom Jones's young nephew arrived and, later still, Cletus from the Compasses turned up in his pick up truck, banjo in hand.

The Quaffers' Choice Committee is clearly the pre-eminent group associated with MEMWNS and membership is highly-prized.  Nevertheless, it is but one of the many affiliated interest groups that come under the MEMWNS umbrella.  I really cannot begin to tell you how many fascinating hours we have spent spellbound as the engineering sub-group recount their hilarious tales of the day the defenestration widget failed on the possum mast because Sid had miscalculated the number of MGHZ needed for the oscillating strip drive.  Last night we were entertained by the film appreciation society.  Like the QCC it is only open to amateurs so the Hustler is obviously ineligible.  Their discussions seem to involve a mixture of poor impersonations and in depth analysis of what Hotblack refers to as the whooominn condition.  The Hustler's guest spot thankfully steered clear of his own illustrious career, concentrating instead on east London's contribution to the Vietnam War oeuvre.

Then it was over to the entertainment sub-committee with Huggy sitting in for OD, the absent chair.  It seems that Cletus is in fact a deeply spirtitual guy.  He is particularly taken with the proto-druidic tradition and was able to tell us all about how he and his followers celebrate the three spirit nights.  Whilst Beltaine and Samhain are no doubt fascinating evenings chez Cletus, Huggy was more interested in Alban Hefin as a possible alternative to our cancelled Epiphany extravaganza.  Matters momentarily took a darker turn when a group of agitators, led by Jem, tried to hijack the meeting and force through a motion that we hold a Wicker Man festival instead with Fandango as Lord Summersisle and a human sacrifice (actually, having voted on a candidate, we may keep that bit).  Fortunately Cletus's descriptions of fire leaping, skipping through the embers in conga lines and general spiritual merriment won them over.  Now all we need is the final easing of lockdown which, spookily or purposefully, is due on the very day itself.

Having something as elitist as the QCC is one thing but when a group sets out to divide themselves by matters other than merit, you have a problem.  The Titanium Circle, as they are calling themselves, is one such group.  Huggy has just been admitted as an associate member but he may have misunderstood the bit about "ownership of a traditional titanium bicycle".  The rest of us think it is a worrying trend.

The sampling selection was limited once more with (possibly but no one bothered to check) Timothy Taylor's Landlord and (again, possibly) Greene King IPA.  The possibly Landlord was the clear winner, guest judge Dai Jones expertly describing it as "a bit citrusy, are you sure this is the same one as before".

Limited as the ale choice may have been, there was no lack of hospitality from the venue itself.  We were escorted to a cracking table, tucked away in a warm corner of the marquee and with an electric heater pointing straight down onto it (Cletus looked like a man discovering fire for the first time when he saw the heater). 

Sadly it was far less tropical on the way home with the Garmin hovering around 1-2 degrees.  Fandango and I kept ourselves warm by showing off our ace bike-handling skills and practising our synchronised huffing and puffing show.  I have no idea if he took the correct route home this week but he seemed to make it.  I enjoyed another clear and quiet ride home.

Next week is the final part of our Tier 2 Tour which means the one and only Oddie.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 07 May, 2021, 12:46:43 pm
For those Middle East Saxons who like riding on new roads that are not yet open, you can now get from what was Channels golf club all the way to the Boreham interchange on a brand spanking new road. Not sure how pleasurable this will be once it's open to traffic, but will be most useful for certain journeys as you can cut out a lot of crap around North Springfield...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 May, 2021, 04:56:00 pm
For those Middle East Saxons who like riding on new roads that are not yet open, you can now get from what was Channels golf club all the way to the Boreham interchange on a brand spanking new road. Not sure how pleasurable this will be once it's open to traffic, but will be most useful for certain journeys as you can cut out a lot of crap around North Springfield...

oooo might have to check that out - I have used the footpath/bridleway to New Hall in the past but a none agri option might be welcome... no sign of cycle infra then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 07 May, 2021, 05:48:53 pm
no sign of cycle infra then?

Actually, there is. I didn't check it out though as it looked a bit unfinished. Plus I was enjoying the lovely smooth tarmac...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 10 May, 2021, 05:13:14 pm
I should probably make the effort to attend the AUK AGM on the 15th (as should you all) but the 22nd has potential.

We will also be able to form a larger group that day if the next lockdown easing happens on the 17th.

Are we confirming 22nd?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 May, 2021, 06:44:05 pm
I am up for it.

1. Dirk
2. Cletus
3. Psyclist
4. The Hustler (tbc)
5. Spring Heeled J.ack (tbc if his handlebar-mounted sextant is operational)
6. Joergen (tbc)
7. ?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 10 May, 2021, 08:31:47 pm
I am up for it.

1. Dirk
2. Cletus
3. Psyclist
4. The Hustler (tbc)
5. Spring Heeled J.ack (tbc if his handlebar-mounted sextant is operational)
6. Joergen (tbc)
7. ?

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In that case I might ride up to Kings Lynn on the Friday afternoon and meet you there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 May, 2021, 09:00:59 pm
I am up for it.

1. Dirk
2. Cletus
3. Psyclist
4. The Hustler (tbc)
5. Spring Heeled J.ack (tbc if his handlebar-mounted sextant is operational)
6. Joergen
7. ?

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Yes - subject to no work being booked (might be doing a posh school on a weekend... but no date confirmed yet)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 11 May, 2021, 12:21:22 pm
I am up for it.

1. Dirk
2. Cletus
3. Psyclist
4. The Hustler (tbc)
5. Spring Heeled J.ack (tbc if his handlebar-mounted sextant is operational)
6. Joergen
7. ?

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Yes - subject to no work being booked (might be doing a posh school on a weekend... but no date confirmed yet)

Hope they don't set the dogs on you...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 May, 2021, 12:27:54 pm
I am up for it.

1. Dirk
2. Cletus
3. Psyclist
4. The Hustler (tbc)
5. Spring Heeled J.ack (tbc if his handlebar-mounted sextant is operational)
6. Joergen
7. ?

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Yes - subject to no work being booked (might be doing a posh school on a weekend... but no date confirmed yet)

Hope they don't set the dogs on you...

"I say Chivers, look yonder, there's a chap riding a bicycle through the deer park!  I bet the cheeky blighter's northern!  It's a frightful bore, one never has one's elephant gun to hand when one needs it!"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 May, 2021, 12:57:45 pm
Who is Cletus ... I'm taking it is in reference to the Simpsons character and not the leaf-footed bug, but can't think whom it might be from the usual suspects? OD is the only one with any off-road prowess not on the list.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 11 May, 2021, 01:20:32 pm

"I say Chivers, look yonder, there's a chap riding a bicycle through the deer park!  I bet the cheeky blighter's northern!  It's a frightful bore, one never has one's elephant gun to hand when one needs it!"

"... looks like he needs a ruddy good haircut, too!"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 11 May, 2021, 01:32:04 pm
Who is Cletus ... I'm taking it is in reference to the Simpsons character and not the leaf-footed bug, but can't think whom it might be from the usual suspects? OD is the only one with any off-road prowess not on the list.

It is I - I took to wearing a trucker's cap when my hair was long...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 May, 2021, 01:51:32 pm
Who is Cletus ... I'm taking it is in reference to the Simpsons character and not the leaf-footed bug, but can't think whom it might be from the usual suspects? OD is the only one with any off-road prowess not on the list.

It is I - I took to wearing a trucker's cap when my hair was long...

Are you referring to Cletus in The Dukes of Hazard (https://youtu.be/vBWn6frzl1k)?  He does look a bit like josser  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 May, 2021, 01:54:25 pm
Who is Cletus ... I'm taking it is in reference to the Simpsons character and not the leaf-footed bug, but can't think whom it might be from the usual suspects? OD is the only one with any off-road prowess not on the list.

It is I - I took to wearing a trucker's cap when my hair was long...

Are you referring to Cletus in The Dukes of Hazard (https://youtu.be/vBWn6frzl1k)?  He does look a bit like josser  ;D

If I'm right does that mean Mrs josser is Daisy Duke?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 May, 2021, 04:57:11 pm
Who is Cletus ... I'm taking it is in reference to the Simpsons character and not the leaf-footed bug, but can't think whom it might be from the usual suspects? OD is the only one with any off-road prowess not on the list.

It is I - I took to wearing a trucker's cap when my hair was long...

Ah, there was somebody else with off-road prowess!

In respect to logistics, the original details suggested a breakfast in Kings Lynn before getting underway. Last year I rode a section of the Icknield Way, 120km in total, of which about 50km was on road getting to the start and afterwards cycling down to Cambridge. My elapsed time was over 9 hours, roughly 7 hours riding time. In that time I had 2 punctures, but now run new tyres tubeless so wouldn't have any similar issues again according to Carlos. But anyhow, would it be wise if people ate breakfast on the train so the riding could start at 8:35? More time for lunch and possible celebratory drinks in BSE.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 May, 2021, 05:45:46 pm
Just heard from the Perm. Sec. this evening that permanent events from 300 to 600km will be validated from 17th May. Let's hope calendar rides follow suit soon.

A couple of entrants to Hereward 300km on 28th have optimistically indicated they're ece-ing. We'll see ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 11 May, 2021, 05:52:48 pm
 
Just heard from the Perm. Sec. this evening that permanent events from 300 to 600km will be validated from 17th May. Let's hope calendar rides follow suit soon.

That's good news.

I'm planning on riding Asparagus & Strawberries as the 400 bit of my SR, which means I'll be a 600 short of my first every Essex SR. Perhaps it's time I do the Flatliner / Flatlander. I cannot ride the calendar event on 3rd July, so it'll have to be a (solo?) perm.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 11 May, 2021, 07:50:21 pm
Just heard from the Perm. Sec. this evening that permanent events from 300 to 600km will be validated from 17th May. Let's hope calendar rides follow suit soon.

A couple of entrants to Hereward 300km on 28th have optimistically indicated they're ece-ing. We'll see ...

That's good, it was on my ece radar.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 May, 2021, 08:21:36 pm
I'm planning on riding Asparagus & Strawberries as the 400 bit of my SR, which means I'll be a 600 short of my first every Essex SR. Perhaps it's time I do the Flatliner / Flatlander. I cannot ride the calendar event on 3rd July, so it'll have to be a (solo?) perm.

Or ride the ACME Grand at the beginning of September as your over distance 600. Better scenery than Goole.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 12 May, 2021, 06:45:41 am
Or ride the ACME Grand at the beginning of September as your over distance 600. Better scenery than Goole.

I would, but I cannot take holiday during term time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 12 May, 2021, 07:23:20 am
Or ride the ACME Grand at the beginning of September as your over distance 600. Better scenery than Goole.

I would, but I cannot take holiday during term time.

Helpers' Ride & Route Check the weekend before? It's the bank holiday weekend - I won't be riding as I'll do the event itself, though I intend riding the route as my summer holiday tour between now and sometime in August. But I know what the week leading up to the start of term is like for teachers ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 12 May, 2021, 08:08:32 am
Ooo, there's an idea Tomsk. I've give that some thought.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2021, 10:54:26 am
Les Mecs de Merlot

EER is an agile organisation well able to adapt to the changing requirements of its members but even we have our limits.

Even such limited forward planning as we tolerate is always subject to late alteration.  So it was that we took the decision only a few hours prior to lift off to divert from the Oddie to the Sun at Feering - on the basis that the Sun had answered the 'phone and were not advertising that they closed at 8pm.

I took a fairly circuitous route (passing the Chequers at Great Tey which seems to be re-opening next week) and still only managed to be a few minutes late.  As number 7 to arrive, I was immediately relegated to a table on my own which seemed a popular move.  Eventually Jemango took sympathy and moved over or, more accurately, they moved over because Loopy had arrived on her bike and was given a place of honour next to Gentleman J.ack.  Our table of 4 was completed with the arrival of Dylan Thomas's hard-living nephew.  Loopy and GJ were the King and Queen of revels at the rowdy table next to us, also comprising; the Hustler, Hotblack and NSYNC.

The set-up at the Sun was about the best we have seen in our lockdown travels.  We were in their courtyard under a fairly permanent looking awning and there were powerful gas patio heaters killing polar bears but keeeping us toasty.  It was also far less cold than the last few weeks, a good night for early April certainly.  Jem, who has a cruel streak, suggested that if things did get colder, we could simply "accidentally" set the Hustler afire to keep warm.  I did try to stand up for my wingman but Hotblack was too busy deciding which flavour of marshmallows to toast on the resultant bonfire for me to make much of an impact.  Luckily for the Hustler, the heaters were on for most of the evening and when ours went out it became difficult to set him alight without arousing suspicion.

There were a limited number of Shepherd Neame ales on offer and no guest ales but we made the most of sampling Spitfire Ale, Spitfire Lager and Whitstable Bay.  Judging was complicated by a heated debate between the two permanent members of the QCC on the premises.  Hotblack is still serving his period of purdah after retiring from the professional world of beer commuting so he was out and appointing NDubz may have caused problems later if our Office Junior's nose had been put of joint which left us a choice between Taff Thomas and Carlos (in case anyone is wondering about Loopy and Jem; Loopy was on Estrella and Jem on merlot).  The Hustler made a strong case for Taff but, and this is something I rarely have to do, I had to exercise my right of veto which inevitably led to some bad feeling.  Sometimes chairing the QCC can be a lonely place.  The fact that my decision was strongly vindicated a short while later brought me no pleasure but it did bring an apology from the Hustler and our normal good relations were able to resume. Which brings me on to the incident which threatens the very institution of MEMWNS and its EER wing.  Over the years we have come to tolerate Jem's more unfortunate lifestyle choices; she was led astray early in her MEMWNS career by one of our more colourful elders and his own vices (which were grandfathered into the MEMWNS collective) so we have let it slide.  What we cannot and will not tolerate is Jem actively promoting that lifestyle to our younger and more impressionable members (in fact it is enshrined in our constitution - Clause 28 of which reads" members shall not intentionally promote the consumption of non-standard beverages or publish material with the intention of promoting such beverages" or "promote the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of non-standard beverages as a pretended Wednesday evening norm".  Imagine our surprise then when we turned round to see Jem and Dai Thomas chinking their glasses of merlot and taking a selfie of their delighted faces.  As I shuddered at the audacity of their behaviour, I could see the haunted look on the Hustler's face as he recalled his advocacy for Dai's temporary elevation to the QCC not an hour earlier. Poor Carlos just seemed to shrink in front of us but it is not his fault and he should not be held accountable for the foibles of others.  Discipline is way above my pay grade but we had an elder with us last night and I am certain he and the others are in emergency conclave today.  I won't prejudice the outcome of their deliberations by commenting further but I know that the Hustler and Hotblack were already making placards and planning their campaign hats and stickers (Make MEMWNS Great Again).  The fact that Spitfire Ale took the coveted award is almost an afterthought.

Before that bombshell we had enjoyed a pleasant evening with an interesting presentation from Jem to our ornithological sub-group  It was also fascinating to hear from GJ on his developing plans for his new steed.  His latest concept is a grouping of small sarsen rocks and bluestones on his front rack.  By aligning these with the sun, GJ hopes to be able to solve the problem of knowing which season he is riding in and make some rudimentary progress towards determining the time of day if he is riding close to midsummer.  I waited on at the end for the advertised meeting of the track and field society only to be disappointed to find it was not a meeting of fellow athletes discoursing on nutrition plans and the importance of stretching but rather an in depth discussion on the relative merits of various 1980s modified cars and how their double cams sent more horsepower to the rear wheels when the differential transposer was tweaked with a sprocket wrench - the name of the society is a "witty" reference to Snetterton's Norwich straight leading to the infamous Crap 80s Car Corner where unfortunate racers leave the track and end up in a field of brassicas.  Sometimes you can have too much fun, this was not one of those times. 

Eventually Carlos and I parted from Hotblack and headed somewhat ponderously and certainly breathlessly up the mighty Feering Hill.  As is often the case with Carlos and me, we soon missed a turning and ended up back on the main Tiptree road.  "Do you know where you are to get home from here", asked Carlos.  "Yes, but more to the point do you ?", I replied.  He gave me that look of misplaced confidence that he has for such instances and zoomed off up the main road.  Fortunately I managed to call him back and set him off in the correct direction for Colchester.  Needless to say when I checked his strava track later, he had ended up doubling back after a strange diversion towards Haynes Green and had ridden our original planned route.  At 7.5 degrees it was pleasant enough and were it not for the piles of kitty litter at the junctions, it would have been a relaxing ride home.  I left the mainland just as the streetlights went out and, as if a switch had been thrown, it started raining at exactly the same moment.

Next week we are back to the rule of 30 as long as we all stay outdoors and keep our hugging to an acceptable level.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 11:15:04 am
A good write up from The Bard!  Here's ours...

We went to Orange Tree in Chelmsford.

We had a nice time.

It wasn't cold.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 13 May, 2021, 02:11:42 pm
I’ve got my second covid jab next Friday so fingers crossed I don’t feel like crap the following day. Might mean I give the ride up on Friday night a miss though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 May, 2021, 02:46:24 pm
I’ve got my second covid jab next Friday so fingers crossed I don’t feel like crap the following day. Might mean I give the ride up on Friday night a miss though.

I've got my second jab this coming Saturday. I'm hoping it is as benign as jab 1 was for me.

When you mentioned previously that you were cycling up on the Friday I thought that sounded like a good idea ... until I checked the distance, and at 135km from home I decided an early train was the way to go! There again, 75km to Ely, then cycle up from there first thing on Saturday. That's got potential.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 May, 2021, 03:07:43 pm
How about 15th or 22nd May, Mr tedshred? Lets get this show on the road :-)

Are we talking about a date for the Peddars Way or that beer place in BS that you mentioned?  ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2021, 03:20:06 pm
How about 15th or 22nd May, Mr tedshred? Lets get this show on the road :-)

Are we talking about a date for the Peddars Way or that beer place in BS that you mentioned?  ???
Train travel from Witham seems pretty much impossible for that time of day and likely not possible from Colchester either:
Buses replace trains between Cambridge North and Downham Market on Saturday 22 and Sunday 23 May
Unless there is a more devious route to get there not selected as default on the National Rail website, excluding going by bike of course.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 13 May, 2021, 03:42:09 pm
How about 15th or 22nd May, Mr tedshred? Lets get this show on the road :-)

Are we talking about a date for the Peddars Way or that beer place in BS that you mentioned?  ???
Train travel from Witham seems pretty much impossible for that time of day and likely not possible from Colchester either:
Buses replace trains between Cambridge North and Downham Market on Saturday 22 and Sunday 23 May
Unless there is a more devious route to get there not selected as default on the National Rail website, excluding going by bike of course.

Or go up the night before by train and find somewhere to camp or I'm sure I could find a chateau near the start
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 May, 2021, 03:56:26 pm
How about 15th or 22nd May, Mr tedshred? Lets get this show on the road :-)

Are we talking about a date for the Peddars Way or that beer place in BS that you mentioned?  ???

Peddars Way. Still sorting a date for Belgium Brewer, although 22nd might become available after all!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2021, 06:06:40 pm
My original plan for the Peddars Way involved camping near BSE but that wouldn't work either with the trains.  I could be tempted by a ride up on the Friday but I am not sure it really works for the group and part of the point is to have a good old-fashioned ACME day out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 13 May, 2021, 06:38:48 pm
I'm happy to cycle up on the Friday and avoid the train, but appreciate that's not going to be an option for everybody.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 13 May, 2021, 09:23:17 pm
Do we know how long the trains are down for? Maybe start at Cambridge North and do an abridged version?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2021, 09:37:57 pm
There's fun to be had in Thetford and King's Forests.

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 14 May, 2021, 09:21:33 am
I’ve had a little play around using Norwich as a starting point. We could ride the Marriotts Way (off-road) out of Norwich for 27km until we hit Themelthorpe then cut across to the peddars way near great massingham and then hook up with Ted’s route. It’s a little longer, so we could cut across further south. Anyway, an alternative potentially, though getting to Norwich is harder for the western contingent. And then getting home from bury...

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/36031106
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 14 May, 2021, 09:28:04 am
On further inspection, it looks like there aren’t any rail replacements from bury going in either direction  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 May, 2021, 09:35:17 am
On further inspection, it looks like there aren’t any rail replacements from bury going in either direction  :thumbsup:

The weekend train service here in East Anglia is pretty hopeless.  "Here's your train ticket sir / madam, the bus is just outside."  >:(

And to think we're supposed to be using public transport rather than our nasty cars (unless you've got a leccy one).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 May, 2021, 10:54:21 am
I’ve had a little play around using Norwich as a starting point.  ...

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/36031106

I like it. As a suggestion, would it be easier to start in Bury? Then have 2 options to Norwich, the longer one and a shorter one, and decide on the day depending on progress. Bury would be easier to get to early doors.

Or is there another cunning plan lurking
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 14 May, 2021, 11:39:24 am
I’ve had a little play around using Norwich as a starting point.  ...

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/36031106

I like it. As a suggestion, would it be easier to start in Bury? Then have 2 options to Norwich, the longer one and a shorter one, and decide on the day depending on progress. Bury would be easier to get to early doors.

Or is there another cunning plan lurking


Starting at Bury makes better sense, I agree, and certainly easier for the western contingent. Is it painful getting back from Norwich for you though?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 May, 2021, 12:11:47 pm
Starting at Bury makes better sense, I agree, and certainly easier for the western contingent. Is it painful getting back from Norwich for you though?

Will think about that more once a plan is confirmed. One option would be to stay somewhere and cycle back the next day. Icknield Way could be used for part of the way back.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 16 May, 2021, 03:21:59 pm
Starting at Bury makes better sense, I agree, and certainly easier for the western contingent. Is it painful getting back from Norwich for you though?

Will think about that more once a plan is confirmed. One option would be to stay somewhere and cycle back the next day. Icknield Way could be used for part of the way back.

Anyone else have any thoughts?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 May, 2021, 04:00:25 pm
For a simpler day out, the ride could start in Bury, follow the Icknield Way and then up the first part of Peddars Way, double back through Thetford Forest on the return, finishing back in Bury.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 16 May, 2021, 04:21:33 pm
For a simpler day out, the ride could start in Bury, follow the Icknield Way and then up the first part of Peddars Way, double back through Thetford Forest on the return, finishing back in Bury.

I don’t mind what we do, just need to square it away with home and work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2021, 10:40:42 am
I am looking at Saturday's forecast, the situation with the trains and the fact that only ACME A peloton riders have committed so far and thinking I might hold off for a day when the actual trip works, the weather is pleasurable and I can keep up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 17 May, 2021, 11:57:28 am
Who are these ACME A Peloton riders you speak of? Certainly not I!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2021, 12:01:33 pm
Sorry Cletus
... only ACME A and A* peloton riders have committed so far...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 17 May, 2021, 12:52:11 pm
Sorry Cletus
... only ACME A and A* peloton riders have committed so far...

Such a shame, I was looking forward to it
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 17 May, 2021, 01:30:58 pm
It's so refreshing that the founder of ACME and long-distance cycling in the Mid-Essex area generally is so modest and unassuming.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 17 May, 2021, 01:58:34 pm
I'm sure there's fun to be had elsewhere
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 May, 2021, 11:51:34 am
A tale of power and corruption

The new rules on gatherings were something of anti-climax for us - apart from our two cautious huggers at least.  With the rule of 6 applying indoors, we were still outdoors last night. I chased the rain and squalls to arrive at the Spiritual Home slightly early, only to find the Famous Witham Peloton already settled and making their sampling choices.  Huggy, Hotblack, the Hustler, Herr Bilderberg and I were soon joined by Tomsk, the Child Catcher, Despeuch, Marshall Mathers, ElliottthJJJ and Oaky.  When Huggy managed to procure what looked suspiciously like a throne for the end of our picnic table, I assumed Loopy was on her way - in fact she was but was soon diverted becauase ElliotttthJJJJ had managed to bring a light bracket but no light so Loopy was tasked with obtaining a spare before being allowed to take her throne and the waiting bowl of chips.  If you think that is touching, you should have seen the hug that Fandango and Herr B had when Fandango finally made his appearance.  It was a real outpouring of pent up frustration, brewed over many months apart.

You think you know people but they constantly surprise you; sometimes in a good way but not always.   Last night had surprises right across the spectrum.  Who would have thought that beneath his jolly and slighly buffoonish persona that OD was actually one of the shadowy network of bankers/lizard people/masons/illuminati/aliens/people from the future/[insert your own theory here] who run the world's economy and generally control our lives.  I think we all suspected it was an act - nobody could be that jolly and buffoonish surely - but I don't think we ever thought he was funding the government.  Meanwhile Hotblack's quiet tact has finally been recognised and he is to be a special envoy in the undiplomatic corps.  Ambassador Desiato (as he now insists on being called) will use his special talents to bring harmony and order where there is disharmony and chaos - at least I think it was that way round.  The last surprise was a bit more unwelcome but I need to set the scene a bit.  We all know now that experts are overrated but sometimes they can come in useful (not however when they take the executive decision to order the lower ABV offering that we have all had before as a starter instead of the ale that is about to run out, but other times).  Huggy is the expert adviser to the Quaffers' Choice Committee but is never allowed to opine on the samples, lest he fog our own clarity of judgement.  It is also the case that only one elder can sit on the QCC and that elder is currently Oaky.  None of that stopped Tomsk from an underhand attempt to usurp Oaky and take his place on the QCC.  Tomsk's first gambit was to make an early order of the ale that ran out which was strategically sound and positively Machiavellian in its bold execution.  His next move was to start venturing opinions on the ale that ran out and others; opinions that sounded well-founded and engaging.  In all his scheming and dreaming he had reckoned without our consultant expert though.  "Remind me", Huggy asked innocently "what did you think of the last ale ?".  "Nutty on the palate with afternotes of damson plum" said Tomsk confidently.    It unwound quickly from there.  With the help of a number of flip charts, an overhead projector and through the medium of mime, Huggy was able to prove not only that the ale was neither nutty nor indeed plummy but also that Tomsk was doing nothing more than randomly reading from a list of taster notes from one of Huggy's many entertaining self-penned ale guides.  With the charlatan unmasked, we were able to proceed with the serious busness of judging.

First up was Proper Job by St Austell, next was Grain's Prickley Pig, followed by Kent's Quiet American and the final entry should have been Bearly Available by the Rupert Bear Brewery but Tomsk had drunk it all. The night was saved when Bearly Here was replaced by our usual dessert; Oscar Wilde Mild.  With a full QCC and the office junior present, we were pleased to announce Prickley Pig as the Quaffer's Choice.  I have also been asked to make it clear that I will be commencing a period of reflection on my behaviour as well as undertaking a number of courses on how to deal with junior staff in the workplace in 2021, not 1921 like you seem to think it is you unfeeling control freak.  Apparently, it is no longer acceptable to tell the office junior that we do not need his opinion because we are fully quorate tonight.  What you should do is reassure him that he is valued and that his opinion is occasionally valued and help nurture his self-confidence in what can be a daunting environment for somebody who is incapable of even looking after his own hair.  Thank you to the Hustler for having the courage to stand up for what is right, the whistleblower's role is never comfortable.

The Compasses has a comfortable beer tent at the scout fete vibe going on at the moment which is lovely but not so much when it remains unseasonably cold and all you have are placebo heaters hanging off the roof.  It was nice to be able to gather properly and move between tables though.  How we long to be back inside.

The long ride home gave Fandango and me another opportunity to practice our bike handling display.  We are not delusional enough to expect ever to reach the close formation beauty of the Famous Witham Peloton but we do want to put on some sort of show.  It didn't go well.  Our signature slowing down to talk nonsense move just doesn't translate to the little ramp out of Terling and a front wheel/kerb interface situation.   Oaky will have reported back that the FWP has nothing to fear.  Fortunately he was so far ahead I am not sure he saw the full sorry incident.  Once Oaky had zoomed off to Oaky Towers, Fandango and I were alone with three quarters of our journey ahead of us and the combined navigation skills of a pair of squirrels.  It was so cold (3.5 degrees on the Garmin) that we managed to stay alert and not miss a single turn (I can't speak for Fandango after he left me but his strava track looked ok).  A combination of Fandango's notoriously weak bladder and the fact that he was probably lost most of the time also meant that I was able to keep up with him.   It was a beautiful clear night with a hint of a tailwind and whilst I was never going to beat the streetlights, I did manage to reach my offshore lair before 2am.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 May, 2021, 12:42:51 pm
You forgot to mention Build Your Own Pedophile, a game for all the family.  Out in time for Christmas  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 May, 2021, 12:53:26 pm
To be fair, I neglected to mention it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 May, 2021, 03:52:34 pm
Look what just appeared in my in-tray in a convoluted set of improbable coincidences:


PRESS RELEASE – Draft 1 not for circulation


Many aspire to be part of ACME’s Titanium Circle but for ACME’s CFO, Huggy, it had become an obsession.  An obsession fuelled by his first glance at the gorgeous titanium lines of Jiber’s gleaming new bike and cemented by the BFC’s high end addition to his fleet. Eventually it proved irresistible, prompting Huggy to get in touch with W.Lookback. The Fenland-based specialist bike company offers a fully customised bespoke bicycle design service, which is where Huggy’s commission began.

Huggy, the man behind some of the most exciting refreshment stops in UK audaxing, was looking for a unique road bike built to his exacting requirements. As a perfectionist with a healthy suspicion of any technology other than smartphones, computers and remotely operated household appliances, however, he would also challenge W.Throwback with his demands for a bike every bit as traditional and hearty as the roast dinners he consumes on the road.

So it was that a crack W.Heldback group led by the head of its specialist ‘Punkworks’ design team, Henri Rollins, set off to a well-known Mid-Essex hostelry to see if Huggy was for real and to discuss his cycling needs and ambitions over an Essex Energy Drink or five.

It soon became apparent that while Huggy loved the prospect of owning a very expensive customised titanium frame, he was also very conscious of the design intricacies required to ensure the bike satisfied his insecurities about modern cycling equipment and, particularly, anything invented after the first derailleur.

Huggy takes up the story, “I remembered once having to stop for nearly 30 seconds while a fellow ACME rider put his thumb over a visitation that had initially failed to seal so tubeless was definitely out.  That put me to thinking about my own visitations over the years and I quickly concluded that pneumatic tyres were simply an unnecessary fad foisted upon us by bicycle manufacturers.  I had a similar Damascene experience while considering gearing options.  Electronic gears can be nothing other than the work of the devil with very small demons operating the moving parts of the system.  Those instruments of Satan may or may not be present in mechanical groupsets but is a slick gear change really worth the probability of eternal damnation” ?

Equally fired up by Huggy’s eagerness to make systemic changes to modern cycling orthodoxy, the W.Thinkback team set about turning his design challenges into solution opportunities and creating something truly incredible.  The first consideration was whether to incorporate cranks and pedals into the final design.  “Huggy was clear from the start that chain-based drivetrains were a passing fancy of big cyclo.  The drive would come from a direct connection to the front wheel or a literal “boots on the ground” approach” explains head of retro-design Arthur Wombat.   “It was becoming obvious that it was not going to be our fastest model” he continues “but he would still need to make those meal stops so we needed some sort of braking system.  That is where the connection with the guys at ACME really started to bear fruit.  We tried a number of methods including deploying an anvil from the rear rack, a reverse catapult (disastrous) and a parachute system stored in Huggy’s helmet.  We were at our wits end when their own thought leader, OD, came up with the brilliant but simple concept of using a large drawing of an upslope with railway buffers.  One of Huggy’s fellow diners places the drawing as close to the next eatery as possible and somehow the bike stops.  Sometimes, the best ideas are the simplest ones”.

After hours at the drawing board (quill pen on vellum of course), abacus and slide rule and any number of design revisions to ensure Huggy’s anxieties about modern life were being quieted, the Victorian F.red was ready to be unveiled to an expectant nation.

So successful has the VF been that it is now available as a regular option for customisation.  A number of upgrades including a side-saddle option, daytime running lights (fireflies in a jar) and a small coal-fired stove for winter rides are also now available (additional charges apply).

“When we started this odyssey I just had no idea how successful it would be” concludes Huggy “the guys at W.Flashbacktothedayswhennightswereyoung have gone above and beyond their original design brief to create something truly special. I had given up on long rides of 10km and more already so this is the perfect steed to explore the public houses and tearooms of the central Witham area.  I couldn’t be more pleased and, before you ask, yes it’s still puncture free after six months of use.”



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 May, 2021, 04:13:12 pm
Fab - I wonder if it would suit CEO's of high performance motor manufacturers as a way to decompress from the pressures of the modern world?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 May, 2021, 04:19:46 pm
As we rode side by side yesterday evening huggy did comment that his foray into the world of Ti bicycles had increased the amount of piss taking he had to endure.  At the time I was certain he was over exaggerating.  Now I'm not so sure...  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 May, 2021, 04:43:59 pm
Such a detailed and exhaustive transcript it's almost as if Ted was there taking notes at every decision point in merely an observation role taking care not to influence the creation of greatness with suggestions of modern cycling technology witchcraft :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 May, 2021, 04:51:18 pm
Sorry, it's common knowledge that I'm a bit dim so I can I double check I've got this right...

huggy has decided to buy a fancy bike.  He is now expending much brain effort making it less fancy? 

huggy me old love, if I was you I'd not bother, fancy is good.  You can't have too much fancy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 May, 2021, 04:55:24 pm
Sorry, it's common knowledge that I'm a bit dim so I can I double check I've got this right...

huggy has decided to buy a fancy bike.  He is now expending much brain effort making it less fancy? 

huggy me old love, if I was you I'd not bother, fancy is good.  You can't have too much fancy  :thumbsup:
I'll look in to cultivating a Christmas tree like pine tree to adorn the new stable addition, I was quite taken with that augmentation on an earlier stablemate, that should make it look more fancy don't you think?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 May, 2021, 04:59:09 pm
Sorry, it's common knowledge that I'm a bit dim so I can I double check I've got this right...

huggy has decided to buy a fancy bike.  He is now expending much brain effort making it less fancy? 

huggy me old love, if I was you I'd not bother, fancy is good.  You can't have too much fancy  :thumbsup:
I'll look in to cultivating a Christmas tree like pine tree to adorn the new stable addition, I was quite taken with that augmentation on an earlier stablemate, that should make it look more fancy don't you think?

If only there was an event at which you could show off such fancy!  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 May, 2021, 05:04:22 pm
Sorry, it's common knowledge that I'm a bit dim so I can I double check I've got this right...

huggy has decided to buy a fancy bike.  He is now expending much brain effort making it less fancy? 

huggy me old love, if I was you I'd not bother, fancy is good.  You can't have too much fancy  :thumbsup:
I'll look in to cultivating a Christmas tree like pine tree to adorn the new stable addition, I was quite taken with that augmentation on an earlier stablemate, that should make it look more fancy don't you think?

By "fancy" I don't mean fookin' Christmas trees  ::-)  I mean electric gears, the poshest possible brakes, tubeless everything, the most sophisticated lighting system etc, etc...

Tick every box on the options list then ask if they have an even longer options list and tick every box on that one too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 May, 2021, 05:13:58 pm
I mean electric gears, the poshest possible brakes, tubeless everything, the most sophisticated lighting system etc, etc...

Tick every box on the options list then ask if they have an even longer options list and tick every box on that one too  :thumbsup:
All witchcraft, not to be trusted I tell you, not to be trusted at all, any of it!!

This will do me, just constructed in Ti with carbon fork, although I'm not sure about the new fangled pedal things, think I'll continue scooting it along
(https://industrialrevolutionbicycles.weebly.com/uploads/2/3/0/9/23090688/233015_orig.jpg)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 May, 2021, 05:16:39 pm
I can see with clarity so clear I can see everything why you are having the piss extracted by the bucket load.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 May, 2021, 05:43:58 pm
Don't worry Huggy, I think I now have it out of my system  :P

It's just jealousy really.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 20 May, 2021, 06:31:38 pm
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 20 May, 2021, 06:33:53 pm
No Phil, that's far too technologically advanced, see how many spokes it has?! And there's no way I could scoot that along the ground is too far away - those new fangled pedal things would have to be used  :hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 20 May, 2021, 10:47:38 pm
A tale of power and corruption

When Huggy managed to procure what looked suspiciously like a throne for the end of our picnic table, I assumed Loopy was on her way - in fact she was but was soon diverted becauase ElliotttthJJJJ had managed to bring a light bracket but no light so Loopy was tasked with obtaining a spare before being allowed to take her throne and the waiting bowl of chips. 

I expected to come out worse in the write up as a halfwit who forgets their light on a night ride to the pub!! Pleasantly surprised...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 May, 2021, 06:43:10 am
A tale of power and corruption

When Huggy managed to procure what looked suspiciously like a throne for the end of our picnic table, I assumed Loopy was on her way - in fact she was but was soon diverted becauase ElliotttthJJJJ had managed to bring a light bracket but no light so Loopy was tasked with obtaining a spare before being allowed to take her throne and the waiting bowl of chips. 

I expected to come out worse in the write up as a halfwit who forgets their light on a night ride to the pub!! Pleasantly surprised...

Fool!  Don't stick your head above the parapet and invite piss taking  :o  We'll get to you in time  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 May, 2021, 07:57:55 am
A tale of power and corruption

When Huggy managed to procure what looked suspiciously like a throne for the end of our picnic table, I assumed Loopy was on her way - in fact she was but was soon diverted becauase ElliotttthJJJJ had managed to bring a light bracket but no light so Loopy was tasked with obtaining a spare before being allowed to take her throne and the waiting bowl of chips. 

I expected to come out worse in the write up as a halfwit who forgets their light on a night ride to the pub!! Pleasantly surprised...

I prefer it if people describe themselves in their own words.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 21 May, 2021, 10:47:23 am
A tale of power and corruption

When Huggy managed to procure what looked suspiciously like a throne for the end of our picnic table, I assumed Loopy was on her way - in fact she was but was soon diverted becauase ElliotttthJJJJ had managed to bring a light bracket but no light so Loopy was tasked with obtaining a spare before being allowed to take her throne and the waiting bowl of chips. 

I expected to come out worse in the write up as a halfwit who forgets their light on a night ride to the pub!! Pleasantly surprised...

I prefer it if people describe themselves in their own words.

At least he had a light, even if it wasn't in the correct place. I have been surprised at how few lighting problems people have had when dragging their lithium powered units out of the drawers and hoping they still work as well as they did last time they used them. Reduced run times or batteries that refuse to recharge are common problems with this battery technology when not in regular use (also applies to electric cars, we all have that to look forward to!).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 21 May, 2021, 07:51:45 pm
Meanwhile Hotblack's quiet tact has finally been recognised and he is to be a special envoy in the undiplomatic corps.  Ambassador Desiato (as he now insists on being called) will use his special talents to bring harmony and order where there is disharmony and chaos - at least I think it was that way round.
Ambassador Desiato could give the "I told you so" speech.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 May, 2021, 12:01:23 pm
It takes a thief...

It was back to the Sun at Feering last night.  The Sun features a very pleasant covered courtyard with large patio heaters and the landlord has even christened where we sit "cyclists' corner" in our honour so we are made welcome.

I arrived just about on time to find Ambassador Desiato and The Strangler already settled around the heater.  "Good evening Ambassador and The Strangler," I said.  "I'm not the Strangler" said the familiar-looking chap with an oversized buff and a strong Welsh accent, "I'm the, um, Wangler and I claim my new member discount".  There wasn't really time to explore this because Psyclist had requisitioned an emergency formal meeting of the ACME Touring Club.

Minutes of a Meeting of the ACME Touring Cliub held at Cyclists' Corner, The Sun, Feering on 26 May 2021 at 8.15pm

Present:

Tomsk (in the chair)

The Hustler

Hotblack

Joergen

Dirk

Nit Picky

In Attendance

The Umwangler

1. Opening

Tomsk opened the meeting and invited all present to sing the ACME Touring Song - Kumbaya

2. Emergency Business

To consider the following resolution:


"That the Touring Club formulates a detailed plan (with spreadsheets) for a September tour along King Alfred's Way"

Proposer: Mr P Syclist
Seconder: Mr R Bear

Tomsk then invited Mr Syclist to speak in favour of the resolution.  It was reported that Mr Syclist was not, in fact, present as he was banking sleep.

3. Close

The meeting closed at 8.25

There was some informal discussion after the meeting.  Some members expressed concern about the proximity to the running of the ACME Grand and others noted a preference for a Dutch outing with one present advocating strongly that it should be an annual event. It was agreed to defer further consideration until the expedition organiser had caught up with his beauty sleep.

The discussion then veered off into a complicated 17th century court case about property rights and King Alfred which, inevitably, led to a wider-ranging debate on the impact of religion on geographical borders.  The Hustler and I were then held spellbound by the Radiophonics Club's in-depth description of how to remove part of your finger with an oscillating fripotaser at 20khz.

The next part of the evening   REDACTED I guess I don't have much choice but to comply.

The good news was that it did not take last week's malfeasant long to unmask this week's imposter. Mr Umwangler was soon caught out when he started asking Tomsk about his group for Hereward the Wake.  By a process of elimination, Tomsk was able to declare with confidence that The Umwangler was in fact The Strangler - what a young scamp that boyo is !  The Hustler was soon menacing him for the balance of his fee.

With the Office Junior drafted in for the absent Oaky, we were able to sample Spitfire, Spitfire Lager and Whitstable Pale Ale.  All of them showed well but the QCA went to Spitfire Lager - mainly to annoy the Hustler who refused on principle even to touch one of the lager glasses much less sample the contents.

Had it not been for the Garmin telling me it was 6 degrees, I could have sworn it was a lovely moonlight summer ride back offshore.  The slight breeze at my back certainly helped that feeling.  I even managed to reach home the same day as I left it.

Hotblack needs to check his Faraday Cage.  Something really strange (or even slightly sinister) and oddly coincidental with the discussion we had been having happened to me on the way home - genuinely.  I will explain further at the Swan next week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 27 May, 2021, 06:10:08 pm
Shtum  :-X
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 May, 2021, 07:56:04 pm
I could be up for a September expedition.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 27 May, 2021, 09:27:51 pm
I could be up for a September expedition.

Me too. There's plenty of vids on YouTube of people riding King Alfie's way. Looks good. Not sure what bike to take though - it's got a bit of everything from road, mud, sand, stoney, grassy and everything in between. Something with the most voluminous tyres possible I'd say....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 May, 2021, 09:29:26 pm
Off to find out where the Alfie Way is...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 27 May, 2021, 09:36:39 pm
Jossser did King Alfred Way last year. It was harder than expected. Big ruts were a big problem

My friend Alan and his son Ted are doing the KAW this week. Very few pictures and those few tell a tale....

I'd take an e-mountain bike....

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 May, 2021, 10:11:53 pm
There's quite an informative faceache page of riders doing/done/planning to do it. Bit of a quagmire up there last weekend for obv reasons lol


eg Latest report from today reports "Day 2 Wantage to Farnham. 101kms. , Trails are almost dry the whole route. Just a couple of slippery bits. "

Ridgeway itself reported as usable with a few puddles to dodge

Not a bad FB group as things go...

https://www.facebook.com/groups/244929213312364
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 May, 2021, 08:37:05 am
There's quite an informative faceache page of riders doing/done/planning to do it. Bit of a quagmire up there last weekend for obv reasons lol


eg Latest report from today reports "Day 2 Wantage to Farnham. 101kms. , Trails are almost dry the whole route. Just a couple of slippery bits. "

Ridgeway itself reported as usable with a few puddles to dodge

Not a bad FB group as things go...

https://www.facebook.com/groups/244929213312364

When I rode much of the Ridgeway in April it was mostly dry. To judge by the deep ruts on byway parts and the roughness of bridleway sections, it'd be very slow going if wet. I'd want proper big knobbly tyres to feel secure too. Conti Doublefighters were ok for me, but I did have a few 'moments' on the odd softer/loose patch. I had to lift the bike out of the 'wrong' rut occasionally (there are plenty to choose from on the wider parts: tractors, 4x4s, motorbikes and bicycles - maybe eight ruts of varying width and depth?) and had a low speed topple when I clipped the side of one! Some of the rutted byway parts are very wide though, so if you guess correctly you can ride on the edge and not get trapped between ruts and ditch/hedge etc. Where horses had churned it up and it had set like concrete, it made for some very tough climbs and bone-jarring descents.

Early one morning, I met a young chap on a gravel bike doing the KAW who was not happy 'cos he was:
a) Frozen, having bivvied, (as I did), but without enough warm gear.
b) Unsure of where the next stop for food would be. (On the high and remote part.) Having crossed the Thames and passed though Goring about 45 minutes before, I was able to reassure. (And I had the waterproof Harvey's map.  :smug:)
c) On narrow-ish tyres, leading to slower riding and getting cold (see above).
d) ... And his pal had gone off ahead and left him.

I'd be very conservative with working out daily distances and leave a lot of slack, which can always be spent on a leisurely pub/cafe stop.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 May, 2021, 08:51:47 am
Having been extremely keen on the KAW, I now realise that every cyclist in the south of England felt much the same.  From the social media pages it looks like those pictures of the queue at the Hillary Step on Everest.  The original concept, as discussed briefly at the SH, was for a September campaign to avoid the rush and with the hope of being able to mix a bit of camping and hotelling.  I was thinking 4 days and 3/4 nights.  The problem is that the more you go off season, the more you run the risk of weather issued.  It was an eye opener even on the little trails of East Essex last week with a mixture of dry sections that were rutted from traffic in the wet weeks and still wet sections where the ruts were forming permanent mud puddles.  I am not sure 300k of that would be my idea of a holiday.

I wonder if a Peddars Way - Icknield Way - Ridgeway route might be a possibility.  Jiber and I also looked at an East Anglian coastal tour with a Peddars Way return.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 May, 2021, 08:54:40 am
Yes, speaking personally I'd be keener on a more East Anglian based adventure in September. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 28 May, 2021, 08:59:26 am
I'm not against the KAW, but I agree with the above. The FB group Jibs linked is absolutely rammed with zillions of posts from the zillions of people doing it, so I would be happy to do a mini tour elsewhere. Perhaps something that isn't so bike choice critical? Something doable come rain, wind or shine.

On a positive note, summer appears to be making an appearance now, so hopefully everything will dry out nicely. I reckon the MTB ride I did last weekend was as muddy as any I've ever done - even in the middle of winter!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 May, 2021, 09:02:31 am
Perhaps something that isn't so bike choice critical?

Yes, you can be very critical of bike choice  ;D

Bobb, as long as it's bikepacking micro adventure, I'm in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 May, 2021, 09:06:35 am
Perhaps something that isn't so bike choice critical?

Yes, you can be very critical of bike choice  ;D

Bobb, as long as it's bikepacking micro adventure, I'm in.

A bikepacking micro adventure sounds great  :thumbsup:  I bet that's some trendy concept which has just been invented.  I bet bobb is all over it already and will be along in a minute to give us the lowdown...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 28 May, 2021, 09:10:34 am
The Isle of Wight offers some similar off road adventures / terrain to the South Downs but a little off the popular radar. A group of us did a mini 3 day off roading adventure , oh about a decade ago.

Having been in New Forest last week I can also recommend the waymarked forest trails that have been put together.  Good fast gravel tracks. They say no camping but I’m sure discrete bivvy s overnight would not be noticed.

https://www.newforestnpa.gov.uk/app/uploads/2018/01/New-Forest-Cycle-Routes-Map.pdf

The trans Cambrian way in mid Wales is recommended.  Another three day ride with train stations at both ends.

An off road coast to coast from St Bees to Robin Hoods bay is also a good one.  A luggage service in Kirkby Stephen can transport you to start / from finish, plus overnight bags during ride. This is a 6 day ride, least that’s how many days we did it over back in 2005.

Pennine Bridleway is also another good off road outing.  Starts in White
Peak. They might have even completed the section to Scotland by now. Rode that in 2008.

The Chilterns off course offers plenty of bridleway you can link together for a multi day adventure,
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 28 May, 2021, 09:31:23 am
Bobb, as long as it's bikepacking micro adventure, I'm in.

Die!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 May, 2021, 09:46:14 am
Bobb, as long as it's bikepacking micro adventure, I'm in.

Die!

5 bag dinosaur  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 28 May, 2021, 02:50:51 pm
https://www.secondcitydivide.cc/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 May, 2021, 02:57:22 pm
https://www.secondcitydivide.cc/

Another splendid example of an East Anglian centric ride  ;D  Although Lightening Phil may redeem himself by towing the Isle of Wight round to the Blackwater Estuary.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 May, 2021, 03:14:50 pm
Josser is trying to kill us I think.  The route passes within about 3 miles of my mum's house but after that it is very steep and very remote.

This is as far as Jiber and I got with our East Anglian tour https://ridewithgps.com/routes/34141243 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/34141243)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 May, 2021, 03:27:19 pm
Josser is trying to kill us I think...

It's cos he's a leg end and we're not.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 May, 2021, 03:28:20 pm
This is as far as Jiber and I got with our East Anglian tour https://ridewithgps.com/routes/34141243 (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/34141243)

314 miles  :o  How many days?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 28 May, 2021, 03:37:42 pm
https://www.secondcitydivide.cc/

Another splendid example of an East Anglian centric ride  ;D  Although Lightening Phil may redeem himself by towing the Isle of Wight round to the Blackwater Estuary.

If you release the underwater chain attached to the Needles. That might just be possible.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 28 May, 2021, 03:58:05 pm
Josser is trying to kill us I think...

It's cos he's a leg end and we're not.

https://anglianwaterparks.co.uk/alton-water-park/cycling

Maybe this is more suitable? They have a 4 mile circuit and for those with a few more miles in their legs, a more challenging 8 mile off-road circuit. And it’s in East Anglia.

Looks pretty gnarly…
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 May, 2021, 04:01:20 pm
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 28 May, 2021, 08:49:11 pm
Bumped into Bernster on the Cambridge Busway cycle path this morning.  Both of us on 200k perms.

Nice day for it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 May, 2021, 09:16:44 am
More fuel...
https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?ll=51.37248702218248%2C-1.324587882845445&z=10&fbclid=IwAR1RbrLPhDhBh8ML0kKLs7kM4uYLw-8VxKzRn_WwYQwAe3TcYCIvpDDVJ4o&mid=1oWVjQK_wRcOmlrOGriD9Xa8mZZaJW965

Also I think I did start planning a North downs/KAW/South downs route which would involve quite a few days though... though I can only find the North Downs Way route at the moment... my loose plan was to ferry across to Tilbury, then head to Farnham-ish pick up KAW then back vis South Downs, somehow along to Dover to pick up other end of North Downs way and back to Tilbury...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 30 May, 2021, 01:07:17 pm
Bumped into Bernster on the Cambridge Busway cycle path this morning.  Both of us on 200k perms.

Nice day for it.

Very nice to see a friendly face from ACME whilst out and about - I was thinking after we'd met that the Cambridge Busway is probably one of the more well used sections of DIY route, so I guess if I was going to see someone, it would more than likely be there  :thumbsup:

I managed to stay dry for 195km of my 200k ride, then the heavens opened for the last bit  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 30 May, 2021, 01:56:34 pm
Did you miss me?  :-*

Out with a GoPro Hero 7 Black now, made this short video*.
It shows a couple of close passes less than a mile from home. I'd report it to the Essex Plod, or Southend Plod, but I had already removed the footage from my device, something that they frown upon!
I'll try to remember to review first before deleting.

*Video is deleted so I can report it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 May, 2021, 03:57:29 pm
Did you miss me?  :-*

Out with a GoPro Hero 7 Black now, made this short video https://youtu.be/0VzcbmtEa1k.
It shows a couple of close passes less than a mile from home. I'd report it to the Essex Plod, or Southend Plod, but I had already removed the footage from my device, something that they frown upon!
I'll try to remember to review first before deleting.

If you've still got the files then you can still submit a report (they don't have to be retained on the device even though they say to!)  but if you do submit a report, take the youtube video off line :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 May, 2021, 04:37:31 pm
Did you miss me?  :-*

Yes!  Where an earth have you been?  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 30 May, 2021, 04:45:25 pm
If you've still got the files then you can still submit a report (they don't have to be retained on the device even though they say to!)  but if you do submit a report, take the youtube video off line :)
I'll give it a shot then.  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 30 May, 2021, 04:53:27 pm
Did you miss me?  :-*
Yes!  Where an earth have you been?  :-*
Mostly here, some running, and very little cycling. That little cycling has been very local, although today I went to Wickford!
Going out on Tuesday to meet the FortyPlus, Papermill Lock.
After 16 years the powers that be have finally cottoned on to the fact that I am my Mums carer! Although too late to get teh jAb earlier than my age group generally did.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 30 May, 2021, 05:27:14 pm
If you've still got the files then you can still submit a report (they don't have to be retained on the device even though they say to!)  but if you do submit a report, take the youtube video off line :)
I'll give it a shot then.  ;)
The deed is done!  :demon:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 30 May, 2021, 05:53:37 pm
All this video close pass stuff has reminded me of last year when I recorded a yoof firing an imitation 45 caliber style automatic pistol near the Thames Estuary Yacht Club. I wasn't sure what it was but I was pretty sure it wasn't a real gun as there was no bang, just the rustle of the leaves of the bushes he was firing at. I pulled up about 100 metres past and called the rozzers. They didn't seem all that bothered and as far as I know they didn't look at the footage I posted, in a private link, either. Still it's been nearly a year so here it is.
https://youtu.be/h-zLPC6b4ck
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 30 May, 2021, 08:40:05 pm
Bumped into Bernster on the Cambridge Busway cycle path this morning.  Both of us on 200k perms.

Nice day for it.

Very nice to see a friendly face from ACME whilst out and about - I was thinking after we'd met that the Cambridge Busway is probably one of the more well used sections of DIY route, so I guess if I was going to see someone, it would more than likely be there  :thumbsup:

I managed to stay dry for 195km of my 200k ride, then the heavens opened for the last bit  ::-)

I had to detour just South of Whittlesey as the road was closed.  I didn’t think to ask but I assume it had re-opened before Hereward the Wake went that way.

It went a bit dark just before my destination but stayed dry.  I had a very slight tailwind pretty much the whole way.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 30 May, 2021, 09:15:47 pm
Bumped into Bernster on the Cambridge Busway cycle path this morning.  Both of us on 200k perms.

Nice day for it.

Very nice to see a friendly face from ACME whilst out and about - I was thinking after we'd met that the Cambridge Busway is probably one of the more well used sections of DIY route, so I guess if I was going to see someone, it would more than likely be there  :thumbsup:

I managed to stay dry for 195km of my 200k ride, then the heavens opened for the last bit  ::-)

I had to detour just South of Whittlesey as the road was closed.  I didn’t think to ask but I assume it had re-opened before Hereward the Wake went that way.

Not only open but lovely smooth fast tarmac with no sign of spray and go gravel of many a resurface.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 01 June, 2021, 02:11:29 pm
I have a pending notice of prosecution for a close pass video I sent to Essex/Southend Plod. Part of the email says
blah blah boiler plate stuff ... "offering the offender an educational course, a fixed penalty notice or preparing a file to be heard at court."

This is from my early morning Friday ride not the incident mentioned above.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 01 June, 2021, 03:29:10 pm
Two more emails re the close passes mentioned above. They are both being reported for prosecution.

It's a good result, I can see that, so why do I feel bad, guilty even, about submitting the videos?  ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 June, 2021, 03:41:24 pm
Two more emails re the close passes mentioned above. They are both being reported for prosecution.

It's a good result, I can see that, so why do I feel bad, guilty even, about submitting the videos?  ???

Don't see why you need to feel guilty.  If the driver drove their vehicle correctly you wouldn't have any cause to report them.  They made a choice to drive like a twat, no-one forced them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 01 June, 2021, 04:59:43 pm
Two more emails re the close passes mentioned above. They are both being reported for prosecution.

It's a good result, I can see that, so why do I feel bad, guilty even, about submitting the videos?  ???

Don't see why you need to feel guilty.  If the driver drove their vehicle correctly you wouldn't have any cause to report them.  They made a choice to drive like a twat, no-one forced them.
You're right  :thumbsup:, I've had this conversation with Mum, and you both hit the nail on the head.
I've been through the video I shot today. I could report at least another seven but because of disc space I'm going to use this new power for the ones that are really bad, punishment passes for example.
I think I've become immune to them as they don't really register much anymore. They have to very bad now for me to use teh language and the gesticulation of the digits.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 02 June, 2021, 03:53:52 pm
I have been playing around with GoPro Quik and iMovie. Here is my interrupted descent into madness Papermill Lock.
https://youtu.be/fXLI4KdcGtE
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 June, 2021, 10:32:18 am
What a difference a week makes.

Didn't we all just know that as Step 3 was drawing to a close and we were looking forward to sitting indoors again, the weather would finally turn in favour of sitting outside.

A combination of a central venue and favourable weather always draws out the crowds (and the sandals) and last night was no exception.

Spurred on by the remains of a tailwind and the imminent threat of a thunder shower, I arrived at the Swan early again - technically I arrived at a different road entirely, having managed to take a wrong turn, and was fortunate to spot the familiar figure of Carlos as he chewed his bars in an effort to gain even more speed out of his Ti dream machine.  Obviously I pretended to have been looking for other riders rather than admit to the navigational error as I puffed after him.

We found Sir Robert Helpmann already settled in and fiddling with his mullet and were soon joined by Robert Fitzroy.  it didn't take long for us to create something of a muddle with our sample ordering - possibly not helped by Sir Robert telling the barkeep she ought to be more kangaroo.  Order was restored with the arrival of the famous Witham peloton (Huggy, the Hustler and the rest of Jemango) - the faint swoosh of a well-ordered fast group and a carefully choreographed crunch of gravel announcing their presence just before they hove into view.  The Hustler took immediate charge of the situation by establishing a kitty and an order of service and then bringing Huggy sharply into line when he tried to go off piste and miss the first sample in favour of a later tipple.  The Hustler brooks no nonsense but his iron rule is without fear or favour.  Tomsk then arrived as the sole representative of the Wild Westerners - Josser having been stricken with a late case of CBA. 

That left us waiting for the repurposed Ambassador Desiato and his return from his first voyage of discovery. His mission; Suffolk, the final frontier, to explore new venues, to seek out new ales and new covered outdoor seating venues and to go boldly without using split infinitives where no ACME rider has gone before.   When he arrived back from the strange new land known as the Shoulder of Mutton he brought not only pictures for us to voo on a compooter but even a menu to show what the local population eats - remarkably similar to our own diet in fact. 

We thought that was us for the night but we had reckoned without OD's genius for making the simple complicated.  Poor Christophe had fallen under his spell and been treated to a madcap dash through the lanes of mid-Essex circling the Swan in a series of loops until they eventually made it. By my calculations it is about 5km from Christophe's Cabin to the Swan, how he managed to clock up 51km on that journey, OD alone knows.

A high turnout affords an opportunity for some of our special interest clubs to form break out groups.  Last night I was bamboozled as usual by the Using the Internet to Show Pictures of Birds Nests, Weather Stations and Other Stuff Caucus, the Round Ring Society - a bit like the Flat Earth Society but they don't believe in oval chain rings rather than a spherical planet, the Talk Nonsense With OD Discussion Forum and, inevitably, the Ti Circle droning on about the lack of road buzz and how shiny their bits are.

We are lucky to have such a fine bunch of people as the QCC in amongst all the technical mumbo jumbo.  It is a plain-talking group whose only agenda is to spread joy and harmony through the consumption of real ale.  This is something neatly encapsulated in its simple mission statement: The Quaffers' Choice Committee is a social and community development organisation for bike riding ale enthusiasts and by bike riding ale enthusiasts Our work is about building stronger communities, neighbourhoods, and economies, and we believe that bike riding ale enthusiasts are an important leverage point in that work. The Quaffers' Choice Committee's mission is to cultivate vibrant communities by connecting bike riding ale enthusiasts with the skills, information, and services they need to make informed choices about bike riding ale sampling and about living life.

Last night we sampled; Woodforde's Wherry, Crouch Vale's Yakima Gold, Crouch Vale's Brewers Gold and Mighty Oak's Captain Bob - at least most of us did, even the Hustler's authoritarian tendencies are no match for prankster-in-chief OD as he weaves his mayhem into merlot drinking while dragging the easily-influenced along with him.  Yakima took the coveted award.

Somewhere along the line and somehow I am now Carlos's designated carer, entrusted with seeing him most of the way home on a Wednesday.  It has not been a complete success to date but we do seem to be getting better.  One of the problems is that the great man is so quick, it is not always easy to shout directions at him as he disappears off the wrong way.  Last night it was me who nearly took a wrong turn - having a rider up the road is not always a bad thing.  What a pleasure it was to ride back on a windless and still warm evening and to return offshore before 11.30.  These are the golden nights of MEMWNS.
 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 June, 2021, 11:32:45 am
Splendid as ever Sir Bard!

In other news I shall be spending some time with Oaky over the next few days.  He and I have already loosely discussed another bivvy adventure and I hope further discussions will reveal a range of dates which I hope we can share with folks shortly.   We talked about riding to a nice pub on a Friday evening for food and drinks then bivvy close by and return on Saturday morning.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 June, 2021, 06:07:50 pm
A mechanical question if I may.

My SRAM XD cassette needs replacing, and I have sourced a replacement. Instructions for removal make it look straightforward, use a chain whip to keep the cassette from turning, and then put the adapter-thing into the cassette and use a long-handled wrench to undo the cassette in an anti-clockwise direction.

As you might imagine, that isn't working. There's no movement whatsoever when applying brute force, nor when carefully using a mallet.

Any sensible suggestions gratefully received.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: nuttycyclist on 03 June, 2021, 06:22:40 pm
It can take brute force.   I recall putting the cassette tool in the desk vice and using the wheel as a lever (copying the local bike shop's method).   I have also seen on here, but can't find it, in a reader's bodges thread a forummer who attached the whip to a nail in the garage door frame in order to then use a scaffold pole on the spanner on the cassette tool.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 June, 2021, 06:28:24 pm
It can take brute force.   I recall putting the cassette tool in the desk vice and using the wheel as a lever (copying the local bike shop's method).   I have also seen on here, but can't find it, in a reader's bodges thread a forummer who attached the whip to a nail in the garage door frame in order to then use a scaffold pole on the spanner on the cassette tool.

Ah yes ... I'll try the vice technique. Thank you ... I'll report back in a while.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 03 June, 2021, 06:38:12 pm
Daft question, you are turning the cassette tool the right way?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 June, 2021, 06:57:34 pm
Anti-clockwise, yes. Using the vice, there is only one way in any case.

Vice technique is not working. I'm going to soak the thing in WD40 overnight, and try again tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 03 June, 2021, 08:52:37 pm
I use a standard locking adaptor with a 24mm spanner - the spanner is bent to align the applied force with the effective drive surface. I put the spanner and the handle of the chain whip close to each other and then close the gap between the two using the grip of both hands - this technique also saves knuckles from the spokes when it does release.
An alternative to using high static torque is to use an impact gun (air or battery powered car wheel bolt gun). They get BB cups out a lot better than long wrenches, especially when working solo because the adaptors don't twist off the cups (whilst using the other hand trying to hold the framedown).

I have never had a cassette lock ring sieze but I assume it just amplifies the problems of keeping the chain whip on and stopping the adaptor twisting off whilst stopping the wheel escaping. Keep a tyre on, fully inflated, to protect the rim and act as a handle; and avoid strapping anything to the spokes or catching them with tools or knuckles.

WD40 can help, but is prone to evaporating and becoming less effective on long soaks. In most mechanical situations heat can help but I would avoid this on hubs and cassette due to the plastic and rubber seals.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 June, 2021, 09:38:05 pm
I assume you've had a look at the usual youtube videos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP3kCM1IuUc

I'd give the normal method a go but with the tyre on rather than the bare rim! I wear a pair of builders gloves to avoid the knuckle rash that is quite often a issue as pointed out by BFC.

I assume you put some copperslip on before the cassette was fitted?

https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sram-x1-11speed-cassette-stuck/
https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sram-xd-cassettesfreehubs-heads-up/


 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 June, 2021, 08:01:41 am
My fool proof technique...

1. Buy a few bottles of beer
2. Contact BFC and ask nicely
3. Travel to BFC's house
4. Leave bike related issue and beer with BFC (sometimes money is required too)
5. Return when problem resolved
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 June, 2021, 09:06:15 am
Thanks BFC, Joergen and OD.

I'd mostly be doing what you have suggested, but when using the chain whip / wrench I think my gap could have been closer to aid the mechanical force ... and in the video I like the idea to use bodyweight in a more downwards trajectory.

Copperslip. I will be using it with the new cassette. The current one was put on by the bike builder. 15000km later it has served its useful life.

OD - your suggestion is so tempting! I'm hoping to work this one through. My singlespeeds and fixie have never been this problematic.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 04 June, 2021, 11:48:07 am
XD cassettes are the work of Stan. That is all.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 June, 2021, 11:54:53 am
With that cassette design put the chain whip on one of the larger sprockets, preferrably the largest but look after the spokes.

If you put the chain whip on the smaller sprockets the side force applied to the cassette squeezes the collar you are trying to turn between the cluster and the freehub - the harder you try the tighter it gets.
The only thing stopping the splines from flaring is the smallest sprockets, the splines on the tool need to be long enough to fully engage in the collar (8mm min).

If the splines fail it looks like the main cassette body will come off (once most of the splines are gone!) giving access to the outside of the collar. Cutting the last couple of mm off the splines would also release the cassette (die grinder would do this).

On rebuild I would probably put adhesive PTFE tape on the plain part of the freehub before applying the copper grease to everything, but most people don't have such stuff laying around. Also note that the collar tightens onto the outer bearing surface, I assume they don't use stainless steel bearings as standard, this is the most likely area for rot to get established at the ally to steel interface.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 June, 2021, 02:53:36 pm
... and in the video I like the idea to use bodyweight in a more downwards trajectory.


Be carefull, I know someone that broke their wrists undoing car wheelnuts - pushing downwards, when it did turn all their weight and effort propelled their palms into the concrete.

General elf an safety is to think about what happens when either the thing you are trying to turn does, it snaps or the tool slips. I have plenty of scars to prove I don't always think before doing. Mostly it's just ammusing to anyone watching, sometimes it gets serious.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Wowbagger on 04 June, 2021, 10:51:26 pm
I prepared a video on how to remove Rohloff sprockets. From BFC's description, it's a similar method.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD2K1lrES4E&ab_channel=wowbagger1954
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 June, 2021, 05:22:21 pm
XD cassettes are the work of Stan. That is all.

I so agree.

I prepared a video on how to remove Rohloff sprockets. From BFC's description, it's a similar method.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD2K1lrES4E&ab_channel=wowbagger1954

Great video. Makes the removal seem so easy.

My further attempts were not positive. WD40 soaking didn’t seem to change anything. I’ve got the Park Tools chain whip, but it was not catching on the larger cogs as BFC recommended. Possibly the teeth were too worn, as I’ve not had an issue with the chain whip previously. Using the vice also wasn’t working still.

Finally, I made a call and took the wheel to Newdales in Saffron Walden. They are absolute stars in there. I arrived at the end of the lunch period, timing perfectly so nobody else was in the shop. The wheel was taken straight to the mechanic, who returned the wheel in less than a minute with the cassette removed. I really wanted to pay for this, but they refused any payment.

I’ve now installed the new cassette, using copper grease, and the new oval chainring and chain. All logged in my recently acquired component mileage logging app that links to Strava. That prompts when it is time to check / replace components. I’m ready to ride.

Thanks for the tips along the way.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 05 June, 2021, 09:59:13 pm
If you have the old cassette I would like to do an autopsy on it (of it?), look at wear marks, try to figure out what tooling/methods may actually work to get these little sods off. First thought is a two handed chain whip that doesn't pull the cassette to one side (with the lockring tool in a vice to allow for the fact that most persons only have two hands).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 June, 2021, 08:44:15 am
If you have the old cassette I would like to do an autopsy on it (of it?), look at wear marks, try to figure out what tooling/methods may actually work to get these little sods off. First thought is a two handed chain whip that doesn't pull the cassette to one side (with the lockring tool in a vice to allow for the fact that most persons only have two hands).

I’ve been thinking about a secondary use for the cassette, and donating it for scientific research sounds like a fine idea. I’ll bring it along to the next MEMWNS where I know we’ll both be in attendance ... I think this week might be a west/east split.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 06 June, 2021, 09:24:54 pm
If you have the old cassette I would like to do an autopsy on it (of it?), look at wear marks, try to figure out what tooling/methods may actually work to get these little sods off. First thought is a two handed chain whip that doesn't pull the cassette to one side (with the lockring tool in a vice to allow for the fact that most persons only have two hands).

I’ve been thinking about a secondary use for the cassette, and donating it for scientific research sounds like a fine idea. I’ll bring it along to the next MEMWNS where I know we’ll both be in attendance ... I think this week might be a west/east split.
Todays engineering mission is completed, inspired by the Stan design:
A two handed chain whip fitted with a long 10sp chain (and suede handles) now exists, to suit fitting on the larger sprockets of many modern cassettes. Design takes inspiration from the old Dura Ace track tool (uses a cunning tension spring that means you can let go of the bloody thing without it falling off the sprocket).
It works single handed for normal jobs, but at 600mm long will require a bit of planning for transportation by bike!
Works very nicely on my 11sp wheels, chain is reconstructed from never used offcuts of new chains, suede is from a knackered leather jacket :smug:
A solution to a "first world problem", but I only had the DA track and a bog standard cyclus chainwhip in the toolbox, nothing that really suited the big sprockets on my 11sp bikes, and their fat chains didn't fit between the sprockets. Shame it's too long to fit in the toolbox :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 08 June, 2021, 12:51:41 pm
Descending Woodhill Road, Danbury, going like the clappers  ;D, as you do, when a rabbit sized lump of fur leapt out of the verge! It hit my left foot, near the bottom of the stroke, and bounced back into the verge.  :o
Lucky or what?  8)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 June, 2021, 01:27:41 pm
Descending Woodhill Road, Danbury, going like the clappers  ;D, as you do, when a rabbit sized lump of fur leapt out of the verge! It hit my left foot, near the bottom of the stroke, and bounced back into the verge.  :o
Lucky or what?  8)

huggy and Tomsk will be along in a minute to remind us all of their badger encounters.  If the car drivers of Essex don't get you the wildlife will!  Be careful out there  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 08 June, 2021, 02:35:17 pm
Descending Woodhill Road, Danbury, going like the clappers  ;D, as you do, when a rabbit sized lump of fur leapt out of the verge! It hit my left foot, near the bottom of the stroke, and bounced back into the verge.  :o
Lucky or what?  8)

huggy and Tomsk will be along in a minute to remind us all of their badger encounters.  If the car drivers of Essex don't get you the wildlife will!  Be careful out there  :thumbsup:
And the potholes! The one that took me out is forming again in the same spot.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 09 June, 2021, 01:46:28 pm
Just tried to report that pothole via fillthathole and when finished it said that Essex CC no longer accept reports by email and gave a link to their website. I reported it there as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 June, 2021, 10:15:25 am
Quicker than the human eye

EER were back at the Alma again last night as we continue to see out the final nights (  :-\ ) of Step 3.  At least we managed to pick a venue that was open.

I was very late following a km/miles mix up.  For someone who has passed his Ocean Yachtmaster astral navigation exam, I really do make an awful navigator  :facepalm:

Huggy, the Hustler and Carlos were sitting talking to a young person who may or may not have been at the wrong table.  They were identifying as a cyclist despite having clearly arrived by motorbike. They were also claiming to be from Essex despite sporting a large tattoo of the Sudbury CC mileage trophy and an accent from the deep welsh valleys.  All this stuff is a minefield - where were our masters of tact, OD and BFC, when we needed them, (although the Hustler did make a futile attempt to audition for the role of OD). The venue itself was hoaching with cyclists but mainly of the deep sectioned wheels and slim physique flavour.  Those of us who braved the icy nights of May (May !) could sit with a feeling of moral superiority as we viewed our fair-weather and home by 8.15 colleagues. The main business for this conclave was an evening class for Carlos in "trucker bants".  Who better to school him in the dark arts than three blokes who had never driven a truck much less shouted lewd comments out of an open window.  He is in the actual cab next week but we hope to cover lorry driver pop disposal the week after and Carlos has promised to practise whilst out on his bike - think of the time "Carlos, King of the hedge stop" could save on an average audax if he didn't have to slow down never mind stop.  We also witnessed the unveiling of a surprising new member of the infamous Ti Circle.  Finally, there was just time for a brief meeting of 70's children's tv club before it was time to convene the judging panel. 

Our choice of judges was as limited as the cholce of ale.  It has really come to something when you are comparing GK IPA to St Austell Tribute and Carlos has been co-opted onto the QCC.  The Tribute was pretty drinkable to be fair but none of us could bring ourselves to make any award.  I am not sure any of us were that bothered.  It is hard to be grumpy when you are sitting in a warm beer garden, in good company with a drink in your hand.

Looking back, I realise I may have been too relaxed.  The signs were all there; Carlos moaning about his unfit legs, Carlos doing a warm-up lap before the pub, Carlos dressed in a skintight Rapha top, Carlos offering to ride in the opposite direction to his way home in order to accompany me part of the way back, Carlos sitting astride his white sooty dream machine with a glint in his eye as I saddled up to leave the pub...  It was all there, I just missed it.  He had been sandbagging for a few weeks and now it was time for him to show me some of his true speed and leave me for dust in a sweaty, humiliated heap.  What's worse is that he slowed down to encourage me to take a turn that took me off my chosen route home and across the notorious Layer de la Haye massif.  It was only as he sped off to his lair that I remembered the other reason why I wanted to go the flat way via the reservoir - there were road closed signs being laid out during my journey to the venue.  "Mind the fire" shouted a helpful road operative as I picked my way past a truck with an actual fire at the back and avoided the people painting lines and doing all manner of road works. At least it looked like they might be sealing some of the loose chippings at last.  I didn't even need an actual fire to stay warm for last night's homecoming.  It was the first return of the year in shorts and short sleeves, how I cursed as I noted the missed sandal opportunity.  All that and home just after 11.30, roll on Step 4 now that we don't even need to be inside.




Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 June, 2021, 04:02:48 pm
If you have the old cassette I would like to do an autopsy on it (of it?), look at wear marks, try to figure out what tooling/methods may actually work to get these little sods off. First thought is a two handed chain whip that doesn't pull the cassette to one side (with the lockring tool in a vice to allow for the fact that most persons only have two hands).

I’ve been thinking about a secondary use for the cassette, and donating it for scientific research sounds like a fine idea. I’ll bring it along to the next MEMWNS where I know we’ll both be in attendance ... I think this week might be a west/east split.

The SRAM XD Cassette has been dissected. No sign of metal to metal seizure or any wear patterns on the metal parts of the collar, looks like the locking up is a design feature! Only wear marks are on the plastic section of the collar.
The feature is the overmolded section on the locking collar that has become an extremely tight fit in the seat in the cassette and the freehub body. I believe this is down to material choice - Nylon, which absorbs a significant percentage of its weight of water and expands in the real world. I guess it works as thread locking feature though....
I expect this tightness combined with a chain whip on one of the smaller sprockets will prevent turning of the collar. A chainwhip optimised for the larger sprockets (cassette is dished so optimum alignment with the splines is to use it on cog 3 or 2) avoids further pinching of the collar between the cassette and the freehub body.

The lockring tool needs a minimum of 7mm spline length to fully engage with the strong parts at the base of the splines.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 10 June, 2021, 04:12:39 pm
I was also able to lend my considerable engineering expertise to the BFC's mechanical autopsy.

What he said basically.

He does have a lovely big tool though - I think some of you may have seen it last night.  It has a spring and everything.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 10 June, 2021, 04:27:43 pm
Cool. So in summary the chain whip should be positioned around one of the largest cogs to enable removal. In this case my Park Tool wasn't able to do connect properly with those cogs, so kept slipping. But the ingenious BFC weapon overcomes that limitation through clever design features.

@BFC, as an aside, how worn in general does the cassette look, using your trained eye?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 June, 2021, 06:13:30 pm
Cool. So in summary the chain whip should be positioned around one of the largest cogs to enable removal. In this case my Park Tool wasn't able to do connect properly with those cogs, so kept slipping. But the ingenious BFC weapon overcomes that limitation through clever design features.

@BFC, as an aside, how worn in general does the cassette look, using your trained eye?

Main wear is on cogs 5 to 8 with significant burrs on the teeth, I would expect these to jump with a new chain. Cog 9 (14t) has light wear but a broken tooth (probably recent so possibly chainwhip related rather than use?). Cog 11 (10t) looks almost unused, very light use of cog 10 (12t).
If that hub ever dies look at a more standard freehub design that doesn't have the design compromises to accommodate the 10t sprocket! Standard 11 speed shimano etc are limited to 11t smallest sprocket.

The chain whip neeeded a much longer chain than normal and I found it's mounting point on the handle needs tweaking to ensure good engagement on the large sprockets. I also mounted the short fixed chain length on a carved section of handle that matches the curve of a 32t sprocket to avoid overstressing individual teeth (cog 3 on this cassette turns out to be 32t). Two handle design should not be necessary, but 10/11s chain is probably needed to get between the sprockets nicely which is useful if taking off a cassette that is planned to be refitted.

Planning to return the cleaned and dissected bits to you. I sliced the pins between cogs 4 and 5 using a cut off tool (air grinder running a 2mm thick disc) to release the collar from it's "cage".
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 13 June, 2021, 07:50:04 am
Anyone planning to do the Windmill ride next weekend and want to form an ACME group given we have been asked for preferences?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 14 June, 2021, 12:41:01 pm
I'm entered for the ride, and happy to form an ACME peleton  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 14 June, 2021, 01:41:10 pm
I'm also in for the 200  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 June, 2021, 01:49:10 pm
Main wear is on cogs 5 to 8 with significant burrs on the teeth, I would expect these to jump with a new chain.
They were jumping with the old chain too, hence my need for a quick transmission change before my ride this weekend just gone.

If that hub ever dies look at a more standard freehub design that doesn't have the design compromises to accommodate the 10t sprocket! Standard 11 speed shimano etc are limited to 11t smallest sprocket.
Noted.

Planning to return the cleaned and dissected bits to you. I sliced the pins between cogs 4 and 5 using a cut off tool (air grinder running a 2mm thick disc) to release the collar from it's "cage".
And there was me thinking I'd disposed of the cassette  ;D

Anyone planning to do the Windmill ride next weekend and want to form an ACME group given we have been asked for preferences?
I'm heading off for more hills this Sunday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 15 June, 2021, 05:03:54 pm
Got seven minutes to spare? Want to relive those heady days of riding up North Hill? Want to listen heavy breathing?
This is for you.  :thumbsup:
https://youtu.be/ovCgaYtXujA
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: nuttycyclist on 15 June, 2021, 05:26:36 pm
....The feature is the overmolded section on the locking collar that has become an extremely tight fit in the seat in the cassette and the freehub body. I believe this is down to material choice - Nylon, which absorbs a significant percentage of its weight of water and expands in the real world. I guess it works as thread locking feature though....
I expect this tightness combined with a chain whip on one of the smaller sprockets will prevent turning of the collar. ......

So lessons learned and to be explored....

Put hub in warm oven after cooking a meal in order to evaporate water and shrink nylon in order to ease the unlocking?

Question, what temperature? 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 16 June, 2021, 02:53:02 pm
....The feature is the overmolded section on the locking collar that has become an extremely tight fit in the seat in the cassette and the freehub body. I believe this is down to material choice - Nylon, which absorbs a significant percentage of its weight of water and expands in the real world. I guess it works as thread locking feature though....
I expect this tightness combined with a chain whip on one of the smaller sprockets will prevent turning of the collar. ......

So lessons learned and to be explored....

Put hub in warm oven after cooking a meal in order to evaporate water and shrink nylon in order to ease the unlocking?

Question, what temperature?
I wouldn't risk it! The wrath of the chef/cook/wife (add/delete as appropriate) when they realise the food tastes of chaingrease and whetever you used to get some of it off (you will not get it all with that design of cassette until it's been dissected) is not worth the grief. Look into preparation required for nylon pellets for injection molding if you think its worth the risk.

When plastics are first molded they go through a period of dimensional stabilisation, initially nylon shrinks - then it expands as it absorbs water. Time period depends upon environment, but there is a high risk that in bike factories these cassettes are fitted with the nylon in it's smallest state before expanding in the container as it crosses a few oceons and our climate doesn't help.
The good news is that it is almost certain that a replacement cassette has expanded on it's journey around the planet and stabilised before it ever gets to the home mechanic, you just have to get the factory fitted part off without destroying the wheel or freehub.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 June, 2021, 03:59:26 pm
....The feature is the overmolded section on the locking collar that has become an extremely tight fit in the seat in the cassette and the freehub body. I believe this is down to material choice - Nylon, which absorbs a significant percentage of its weight of water and expands in the real world. I guess it works as thread locking feature though....
I expect this tightness combined with a chain whip on one of the smaller sprockets will prevent turning of the collar. ......

So lessons learned and to be explored....

Put hub in warm oven after cooking a meal in order to evaporate water and shrink nylon in order to ease the unlocking?

Question, what temperature?
I wouldn't risk it! The wrath of the chef/cook/wife (add/delete as appropriate) when they realise the food tastes of chaingrease and whetever you used to get some of it off (you will not get it all with that design of cassette until it's been dissected) is not worth the grief. Look into preparation required for nylon pellets for injection molding if you think its worth the risk.

When plastics are first molded they go through a period of dimensional stabilisation, initially nylon shrinks - then it expands as it absorbs water. Time period depends upon environment, but there is a high risk that in bike factories these cassettes are fitted with the nylon in it's smallest state before expanding in the container as it crosses a few oceons and our climate doesn't help.
The good news is that it is almost certain that a replacement cassette has expanded on it's journey around the planet and stabilised before it ever gets to the home mechanic, you just have to get the factory fitted part off without destroying the wheel or freehub.

I agree - to dry out filament for the 3d printer it takes almost a day in the oven.... and you don't need to remove a tyre etc to fit it in! :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 16 June, 2021, 04:54:21 pm
....The feature is the overmolded section on the locking collar that has become an extremely tight fit in the seat in the cassette and the freehub body. I believe this is down to material choice - Nylon, which absorbs a significant percentage of its weight of water and expands in the real world. I guess it works as thread locking feature though....
I expect this tightness combined with a chain whip on one of the smaller sprockets will prevent turning of the collar. ......

So lessons learned and to be explored....

Put hub in warm oven after cooking a meal in order to evaporate water and shrink nylon in order to ease the unlocking?

Question, what temperature?
I wouldn't risk it! The wrath of the chef/cook/wife (add/delete as appropriate) when they realise the food tastes of chaingrease and whetever you used to get some of it off (you will not get it all with that design of cassette until it's been dissected) is not worth the grief. Look into preparation required for nylon pellets for injection molding if you think its worth the risk.

When plastics are first molded they go through a period of dimensional stabilisation, initially nylon shrinks - then it expands as it absorbs water. Time period depends upon environment, but there is a high risk that in bike factories these cassettes are fitted with the nylon in it's smallest state before expanding in the container as it crosses a few oceons and our climate doesn't help.
The good news is that it is almost certain that a replacement cassette has expanded on it's journey around the planet and stabilised before it ever gets to the home mechanic, you just have to get the factory fitted part off without destroying the wheel or freehub.

I agree - to dry out filament for the 3d printer it takes almost a day in the oven.... and you don't need to remove a tyre etc to fit it in! :)
Metal to metal issues with different expansion rates and corrosion are a lot easier to get information on, but plastics are a specialist field with very limited info available. In some industries "we" have learned to live with the material choices of engineers, cycling is an ongoing home for half baked designs tested on the consumer.
Cars etc are required to be compliant with all regulations up to 160,000km which has forced an understanding of "long term" design and service issues, competition with long term warranty companies has also driven a rise to the top. Cycling is still using it's customers as unpaid test staff. You noticed the design defect at 1 year and 0.0001days "Sir/Madame", so buy a new one and make even more profit for us!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 June, 2021, 07:19:23 pm
Further thoughts about a summer bivvy night: I'm now likely to be free to ride the DunRun on Saturday 24th July - take bivvy/camping gear and stay out Sunday night as well? Work our way back down the coast and stop nearer to home: The Naze, or Mersea, maybe?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 19 June, 2021, 07:39:46 pm
 :facepalm: I've broken another toe!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 June, 2021, 07:44:59 pm
:facepalm: I've broken another toe!

Whose was it?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 22 June, 2021, 01:12:48 pm
Abuse or compliment?  ???
Raining it was and I'm riding towards Hullbridge when a taxi passenger yells out "you need to shave your legs!"
 ::-) I made a video about it. https://youtu.be/lM8RvInCRGw What do you think of the music and the repeating of it?
Speaking of video Youtube emailed me and called me a Youtube Creator.  :smug:

Whose was it?
I'll give you three guesses but you shouldn't need more than one.  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 24 June, 2021, 06:00:04 pm
My legs are shot!  :(
My GoPro got thrown to the ground while descending Woodhill to Great Baddow! The cheap extension arm snapped. It survived though, mostly unscathed.  :thumbsup: A new GoPro, official GoPro, handlebar mount has been delivered.  ;D It is exactly the same, except for the rubber inserts, as the cheap mount I bought with the cheap extension arm, the new rubber reducer blocks fit the cheap mount perfectly too!  ::-)
And another video is posted, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFv1RVl5TYE.  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 25 June, 2021, 02:40:12 pm
Last year I rode the 'Downs Overnighter' in a day, and thoroughly enjoyed it. The first third of the ride is along a disused railway from Guildford to Shoreham, flat, sheltered and fairly quick going. The second third is westwards along the South Downs Way. A bit more lumpy. The final third is a real mixture of paths, bridleways and quiet lanes back to Guildford.

I'm thinking of riding this once more, either at the end of July or sometime in August. I parked up on the outskirts of Guildford. It's 180km so needs an early start.

I rode with 55mm tyres, but gravel tyres would be fine. Any interest?

https://bikepacking.com/routes/downs-overnighter/ (https://bikepacking.com/routes/downs-overnighter/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 28 June, 2021, 04:35:24 pm
Last year I rode the 'Downs Overnighter' in a day, and thoroughly enjoyed it. The first third of the ride is along a disused railway from Guildford to Shoreham, flat, sheltered and fairly quick going. The second third is westwards along the South Downs Way. A bit more lumpy. The final third is a real mixture of paths, bridleways and quiet lanes back to Guildford.

I'm thinking of riding this once more, either at the end of July or sometime in August. I parked up on the outskirts of Guildford. It's 180km so needs an early start.

I rode with 55mm tyres, but gravel tyres would be fine. Any interest?

https://bikepacking.com/routes/downs-overnighter/ (https://bikepacking.com/routes/downs-overnighter/)

Yes, I'd be up for this! Away for two weeks at the end of August, so good to do before then!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 June, 2021, 09:16:28 am
Yes, I'd be up for this! Away for two weeks at the end of August, so good to do before then!

Excellent. Josser is also interested, but finding a suitable day might be problematic. We could pencil in Sun 1st August as a starting point. Any other takers?


Separately, there is an old bicycle event happening in a park in Chelmsford on Sunday 4th July. I cannot find any details about this by searching online. Do any of the locals know which park, and when this might be happening?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 29 June, 2021, 10:00:32 am
Separately, there is an old bicycle event happening in a park in Chelmsford on Sunday 4th July. I cannot find any details about this by searching online. Do any of the locals know which park, and when this might be happening?

Dunno. The Chelmo Carnival is on the 4th of July which goes through Central, West and Admiral's parks, but I can't imagine it would be that. There's nothing listed for that day in Hylands Park, so no idea where else it might be. There are of course lots of other little parks, but I can't be arsed searching all of them  :P

Edit: The only remotely bicycle related event I can find on that date is a Triathlon at Writtle college. Probably not that then....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 29 June, 2021, 04:15:51 pm
Speaking of Chelmsford, I was passing through today. First time there since 2019 and lots of changes, the Parkway bridge is gone, lots of new homes on the way to Sandford, and that poxy little bridge in one of the parks has been replaced with a spiffing new bridge that is twice as wide and the cyclists dismount signs are no more.  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 June, 2021, 04:26:24 pm
Yes, I'd be up for this! Away for two weeks at the end of August, so good to do before then!

Excellent. Josser is also interested, but finding a suitable day might be problematic. We could pencil in Sun 1st August as a starting point. Any other takers?


Separately, there is an old bicycle event happening in a park in Chelmsford on Sunday 4th July. I cannot find any details about this by searching online. Do any of the locals know which park, and when this might be happening?

I'd love to join you on the August fun but my appointment is the day after so suspect I wont be able to.... I think this is what you after regarding the old bikes though!
 


https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=4439957682694585&set=gm.4246113275445512

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Ed Knight
9 JlsuttdnretSfSu pastonn s1occ6:i1reod9c  ·
I hope this is the place for this announcement. I am offering a Lecture and showing my collection of old bicycles from the period 1818, to 1940. In an active ridable, wide range of machines to illustrate the development of the Cycle. The display will take place as part of Chelmsford Carnival. The venue is in central park near the Cafe and Lake. I am also expecting some other collectors to bring some of their machines. I hope you can find your way there on July 4th. commencing about 11:00 and concluding about 16:00.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: nuttycyclist on 29 June, 2021, 06:49:44 pm
Speaking of Chelmsford, I was passing through today. First time there since 2019 and lots of changes, the Parkway bridge is gone, lots of new homes on the way to Sandford, and that poxy little bridge in one of the parks has been replaced with a spiffing new bridge that is twice as wide and the cyclists dismount signs are no more.  ;D

Been many years since I last suffered Chelmsford.  When you speak of "Parkway bridge is gone" are you referring to what I recall as the Army and Navy roundabout?

 Last time I was up that way there were works being undertaken.    Mind you I also remember being stuck for hours in traffic on the Chelmer Road as the A12 didn't exist.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 29 June, 2021, 06:57:37 pm
 :facepalm: Yes, Army & Navy bridge. Bit of a shock rolling up to the roundabout, I thought I had taken a wrong turn and then recognised the roundabout and the Evans store. Then I remembered reading about the bridge being dismantled and removed.
Rumours are that they* want to fill in the pedestrian subway and make people walk around the Army & Navy on the surface!

*They being The Chelmsford Man
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 June, 2021, 07:09:58 pm
I think this is what you after regarding the old bikes though!

Yep, that's it. Thank you.

Re Downs Overnighter, I'm thinking of riding it again in September, so that might be an option.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 June, 2021, 07:23:13 pm
I think this is what you after regarding the old bikes though!

Yep, that's it. Thank you.

Re Downs Overnighter, I'm thinking of riding it again in September, so that might be an option.

Hopefully!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: nuttycyclist on 30 June, 2021, 10:36:02 am
:facepalm: Yes, Army & Navy bridge. Bit of a shock rolling up to the roundabout, I thought I had taken a wrong turn and then recognised the roundabout and the Evans store. Then I remembered reading about the bridge being dismantled and removed.
Rumours are that they* want to fill in the pedestrian subway and make people walk around the Army & Navy on the surface!

*They being The Chelmsford Man

If I remember correctly, the works I saw last time I was there was to reinforce and futureproof the subway...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 July, 2021, 12:15:49 am
Ed's just posted that the Chelmsford carnival date has moved to 1st August.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 July, 2021, 06:53:41 am
Ed's just posted that the Chelmsford carnival date has moved to 1st August.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 July, 2021, 06:59:50 pm
No report from Wednesday then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 July, 2021, 10:33:09 pm
Hello all,
Sorry to completely derail things but I am entering a DIY (Kingdom of the East Saxons) and I've go to the bit where it asks for the controls. It says:
Quote
Brevet Route Details
All routes include a start control,  one or more intermediate controls, and the end control.

Normally there will be at least one control every 50-80km along the route (a 50km brevet should have at least one intermediate control).

Controls are recorded as place names, landmarks, postcodes, etc. The control names should be 'Googleable', i.e., 'Malmesbury',  'Hobnobs Cafe, Swindon', 'Symonds Yat', etc.  Controls such as 'The third lamp post on the right', 'junction of 3rd and 52nd street will be rejected.

Enter the controls either one per line (preferred) or as one line with each control separated by a semi-colon (';')

DO NOT include control numbers, intermediate distances, or map references.

FAQ: I'm validating by GPS, so why do I need controls? Answer: to comply with Audax UK  regulations and more specifically, to help the organizer document your ride and deal with any questions that may arise.

So, do I just enter all the controls off of the route sheet? What about info controls, or do I just list the controls that i can get proof of passage from, like a receipt?
Sorry, I'm new to all this. ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 July, 2021, 11:40:22 pm
Hello all,
Sorry to completely derail things but I am entering a DIY (Kingdom of the East Saxons) and I've go to the bit where it asks for the controls. It says:
Quote
Brevet Route Details
All routes include a start control,  one or more intermediate controls, and the end control.

Normally there will be at least one control every 50-80km along the route (a 50km brevet should have at least one intermediate control).

Controls are recorded as place names, landmarks, postcodes, etc. The control names should be 'Googleable', i.e., 'Malmesbury',  'Hobnobs Cafe, Swindon', 'Symonds Yat', etc.  Controls such as 'The third lamp post on the right', 'junction of 3rd and 52nd street will be rejected.

Enter the controls either one per line (preferred) or as one line with each control separated by a semi-colon (';')

DO NOT include control numbers, intermediate distances, or map references.

FAQ: I'm validating by GPS, so why do I need controls? Answer: to comply with Audax UK  regulations and more specifically, to help the organizer document your ride and deal with any questions that may arise.

So, do I just enter all the controls off of the route sheet? What about info controls, or do I just list the controls that i can get proof of passage from, like a receipt?
Sorry, I'm new to all this. ???

Are you doing DIY by GPS ?
If so, just enter start, end and somewhere on route.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 July, 2021, 11:43:41 pm
OK, yes - That's the plan. So what do I use the brevet for? Thanks for your help!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 July, 2021, 11:52:38 pm
OK, yes - That's the plan. So what do I use the brevet for? Thanks for your help!

Now, I'm a bit rusty at this being retried from that palaver... but I think you used to just buy a "virtual brevet" and then use them up with Paul when you registered your DIY.  I've not ventured on to the new website to see how it now works unfortunately, but I suspect Mr psyclist may be teh best to advise...

https://audax.uk/about-audax/event-types/do-it-yourself-diy-events/how-to-mandatory/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 July, 2021, 11:53:38 pm
Oh, well I've just bought three hardcopies for a tenner  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 July, 2021, 11:54:27 pm
Oh, well I've just bought three hardcopies for a tenner  :thumbsup:


If you've just done it you might be able to swap for virtual brevets?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 July, 2021, 06:40:34 am
I’ve only used virtual brevet cards.

For the controls, if riding from/to home I use the postcode, then name a small village or 2 as the intermediate controls. The last bit is a tick in the box exercise, it doesn’t impact your ride if you are validating by GPS and following a mandatory route.

Check emails that the SE Organiser might send you if you enter virtually rather than using the physical brevet, as he has a new process for inputting details of DIY rides using a Google form. It’s straightforward, and is clearly explained in the email that he’ll send.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 05 July, 2021, 08:29:52 am
Hello all,
Sorry to completely derail things but I am entering a DIY (Kingdom of the East Saxons) and I've go to the bit where it asks for the controls. It says:
Quote
Brevet Route Details
All routes include a start control,  one or more intermediate controls, and the end control.

Normally there will be at least one control every 50-80km along the route (a 50km brevet should have at least one intermediate control).

Controls are recorded as place names, landmarks, postcodes, etc. The control names should be 'Googleable', i.e., 'Malmesbury',  'Hobnobs Cafe, Swindon', 'Symonds Yat', etc.  Controls such as 'The third lamp post on the right', 'junction of 3rd and 52nd street will be rejected.

Enter the controls either one per line (preferred) or as one line with each control separated by a semi-colon (';')

DO NOT include control numbers, intermediate distances, or map references.

FAQ: I'm validating by GPS, so why do I need controls? Answer: to comply with Audax UK  regulations and more specifically, to help the organizer document your ride and deal with any questions that may arise.

So, do I just enter all the controls off of the route sheet? What about info controls, or do I just list the controls that i can get proof of passage from, like a receipt?
Sorry, I'm new to all this. ???

I was going to say just enter the perm. Having checked it doesn’t show as a perm.  Yes just enter the controls on the route sheet as they are known to work. With a physical card you’ll need to collect receipts at start / end control and all the intermediate ones.  Once ridden successfully you’ll be need ensure brevet card completed and send it with receipts to the organiser you bought brevet off.  I usually photocopy brevet and receipts before sticking in post.

You can’t do infos on a DIY. So you’ll need to check nearest place with shop, put those down as the control instead of info location, and adjust route accordingly
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 July, 2021, 09:55:27 am
Oh, well I've just bought three hardcopies for a tenner  :thumbsup:


If you've just done it you might be able to swap for virtual brevets?
Thanks, will probably just keep the hard copies as I'm sure they'll come in handy one day!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 July, 2021, 09:58:30 am
I’ve only used virtual brevet cards.

For the controls, if riding from/to home I use the postcode, then name a small village or 2 as the intermediate controls. The last bit is a tick in the box exercise, it doesn’t impact your ride if you are validating by GPS and following a mandatory route.

Check emails that the SE Organiser might send you if you enter virtually rather than using the physical brevet, as he has a new process for inputting details of DIY rides using a Google form. It’s straightforward, and is clearly explained in the email that he’ll send.
OK, thanks - I may now just use the hardcopy ones as suggested by Phil, but this is good to know anyway and gives me options.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 July, 2021, 09:59:29 am
Hello all,
Sorry to completely derail things but I am entering a DIY (Kingdom of the East Saxons) and I've go to the bit where it asks for the controls. It says:
Quote
Brevet Route Details
All routes include a start control,  one or more intermediate controls, and the end control.

Normally there will be at least one control every 50-80km along the route (a 50km brevet should have at least one intermediate control).

Controls are recorded as place names, landmarks, postcodes, etc. The control names should be 'Googleable', i.e., 'Malmesbury',  'Hobnobs Cafe, Swindon', 'Symonds Yat', etc.  Controls such as 'The third lamp post on the right', 'junction of 3rd and 52nd street will be rejected.

Enter the controls either one per line (preferred) or as one line with each control separated by a semi-colon (';')

DO NOT include control numbers, intermediate distances, or map references.

FAQ: I'm validating by GPS, so why do I need controls? Answer: to comply with Audax UK  regulations and more specifically, to help the organizer document your ride and deal with any questions that may arise.

So, do I just enter all the controls off of the route sheet? What about info controls, or do I just list the controls that i can get proof of passage from, like a receipt?
Sorry, I'm new to all this. ???

I was going to say just enter the perm. Having checked it doesn’t show as a perm.  Yes just enter the controls on the route sheet as they are known to work. With a physical card you’ll need to collect receipts at start / end control and all the intermediate ones.  Once ridden successfully you’ll be need ensure brevet card completed and send it with receipts to the organiser you bought brevet off.  I usually photocopy brevet and receipts before sticking in post.

You can’t do infos on a DIY. So you’ll need to check nearest place with shop, put those down as the control instead of info location, and adjust route accordingly
Thanks, Phil - that sounds like a plan!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 05 July, 2021, 11:48:06 am
Just had my second jab at Colchester Footy ground. For the first jab I had a lovely young lady guide me through the process. I was expecting the same again. Imagine my trepidation, therefore, at being faced not by a lovely helpful young person, but by a rather confused looking Carlos.
I'm now worried that I've had a jab - but possibly for polio, MMR, or even Feline Enteritis.
Either way, good to see you Carlos!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 July, 2021, 11:54:27 am
Just had my second jab at Colchester Footy ground. For the first jab I had a lovely young lady guide me through the process. I was expecting the same again. Imagine my trepidation, therefore, at being faced not by a lovely helpful young person, but by a rather confused looking Carlos.
I'm now worried that I've had a jab - but possibly for polio, MMR, or even Feline Enteritis.
Either way, good to see you Carlos!

You've side-stepped the crucial question. Which was the better experience?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 July, 2021, 12:01:55 pm
Just had my second jab at Colchester Footy ground. For the first jab I had a lovely young lady guide me through the process. I was expecting the same again. Imagine my trepidation, therefore, at being faced not by a lovely helpful young person, but by a rather confused looking Carlos.
I'm now worried that I've had a jab - but possibly for polio, MMR, or even Feline Enteritis.
Either way, good to see you Carlos!

Just been for my second.   Rolled up to the place where my first happened and the address on my booking (Avanti School BS) to see a confused looking security guard.   Centre has moved to the football ground apparently.   Good bit of advance warning there.   I wasn't the only one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nik's Nick on 05 July, 2021, 12:25:56 pm
The better experience? Seeing Carlos, of course!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 July, 2021, 12:43:31 pm
Just had my second jab at Colchester Footy ground. For the first jab I had a lovely young lady guide me through the process. I was expecting the same again. Imagine my trepidation, therefore, at being faced not by a lovely helpful young person, but by a rather confused looking Carlos.
I'm now worried that I've had a jab - but possibly for polio, MMR, or even Feline Enteritis.
Either way, good to see you Carlos!

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 05 July, 2021, 01:43:48 pm
The better experience? Seeing Carlos, of course!

He must have had his nurses uniform on and warm hands then 😆
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 July, 2021, 08:05:23 pm
Just had my second jab at Colchester Footy ground. For the first jab I had a lovely young lady guide me through the process. I was expecting the same again. Imagine my trepidation, therefore, at being faced not by a lovely helpful young person, but by a rather confused looking Carlos.
I'm now worried that I've had a jab - but possibly for polio, MMR, or even Feline Enteritis.
Either way, good to see you Carlos!

It was good to see you Nick, I was rather confused, I thought I recognized you, but you weren't dressed in lycra! Normal clothes do suit you.

I'm sorry I wasn't as glamorous as you expected, but I'm sure a young immuniser took care of you shortly after my evaluation. (I was kind, I didn't even specify the extra large needles).

Have a good evening, I hope the side effects don't get you.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 06 July, 2021, 11:17:17 pm
Just had my second jab at Colchester Footy ground. For the first jab I had a lovely young lady guide me through the process. I was expecting the same again. Imagine my trepidation, therefore, at being faced not by a lovely helpful young person, but by a rather confused looking Carlos.
I'm now worried that I've had a jab - but possibly for polio, MMR, or even Feline Enteritis.
Either way, good to see you Carlos!

Just been for my second.   Rolled up to the place where my first happened and the address on my booking (Avanti School BS) to see a confused looking security guard.   Centre has moved to the football ground apparently.   Good bit of advance warning there.   I wasn't the only one.

Sorry about that - we found out relatively late when they want the school back; and it was difficult to get in contact with everyone who booked some time ago. Hopefully, it didn't delay you too much.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 06 July, 2021, 11:36:07 pm
OK, I decided to do the mandatory route, so purchased a virtual brevet, uploaded my route that I found on RWGPS, and filled the form in with controls.
Hopefully it'll all go ahead on Sat. :thumbsup:
Thanks to all for the guidance.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 July, 2021, 05:54:43 am
OK, I decided to do the mandatory route, so purchased a virtual brevet, uploaded my route that I found on RWGPS, and filled the form in with controls.
Hopefully it'll all go ahead on Sat. :thumbsup:
Thanks to all for the guidance.

Hope you have a good ride.

I find mandatory route DIYs good from a simple admin perspective and the ability to choose quieter routes. One thing to note, if you find you need to deviate from the route, for instance due to a road closure that is impassable, then include the details when you submit the ride. If it is less than 200m from the original route then it would be validated in any case, but I tend to err on the side of caution.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 July, 2021, 01:43:48 pm
I was thinking of chucking my leg over a cross bar sometime on Sunday and going for a spin.  No specific plans, does anyone fancy joining me?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 July, 2021, 01:54:57 pm
OK, I decided to do the mandatory route, so purchased a virtual brevet, uploaded my route that I found on RWGPS, and filled the form in with controls.
Hopefully it'll all go ahead on Sat. :thumbsup:
Thanks to all for the guidance.

Hope you have a good ride.

I find mandatory route DIYs good from a simple admin perspective and the ability to choose quieter routes. One thing to note, if you find you need to deviate from the route, for instance due to a road closure that is impassable, then include the details when you submit the ride. If it is less than 200m from the original route then it would be validated in any case, but I tend to err on the side of caution.
Many thanks - not heard anything yet but I suppose he'll be in touch. Good tip about deviating from the route and I'll keep that in mind. Thanks!
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 July, 2021, 06:03:26 pm
OK, I decided to do the mandatory route, so purchased a virtual brevet, uploaded my route that I found on RWGPS, and filled the form in with controls.
Hopefully it'll all go ahead on Sat. :thumbsup:
Thanks to all for the guidance.

 :thumbsup: Have a good ride Nick!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 July, 2021, 09:58:24 pm
Thank you, Tom - really looking forward to it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 July, 2021, 10:30:47 am
OK, been looking over the route. Just occured to me, do I need to pass through places (controls) at certain times or just complete the whole route within a certain time? I am guessing the latter. Sorry for all the questions!

Hope those of you who were out last night had a good one!

Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 July, 2021, 10:35:24 am
OK, been looking over the route. Just occured to me, do I need to pass through places (controls) at certain times or just complete the whole route within a certain time? I am guessing the latter. Sorry for all the questions!

Hope those of you who were out last night had a good one!

Nick.

The latter, the validation only considers if you finished within the permitted time. Given your normal speed, unless you are planning a long stop somewhere on route, you'll be fine to ride without worrying about the end time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 July, 2021, 10:39:30 am
Ah, thanks for confirming that.

So as long as I keep my average speed above 15kmh (and do my best to keep it below 30 ;) ), I'll be okay!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 July, 2021, 11:33:33 am
More or less. I think it's actually 14 hours for a 200km, plus a bit extra if you are over-distance. So you could slow down to an average of 14.3kph if the 15kph was a bit too pacy!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 July, 2021, 11:48:18 am
...you could slow down to an average of 14.3kph if the 15kph was a bit too pacy!

Could happen :-D Just deleting all the control points and tidying up the map. I see I pass The Lamarsh Lion, our choice of ale house before the ACME boys took me on my inaugural bivvy fest! Might have a pint there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 09 July, 2021, 03:30:56 pm
...you could slow down to an average of 14.3kph if the 15kph was a bit too pacy!

Could happen :-D Just deleting all the control points and tidying up the map. I see I pass The Lamarsh Lion, our choice of ale house before the ACME boys took me on my inaugural bivvy fest! Might have a pint there.

The guys there are always please to see a cyclist and serve them a pint! :) Good luck on the ride though I am sure you wont need it!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 July, 2021, 11:03:23 pm
Thanks! Hopefully I won't get too wet. Live track at the link below if anybnody's interested.

https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/50b8-3d977d0-a1ec/view

Cheers! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 July, 2021, 07:50:30 pm
Thanks! Hopefully I won't get too wet. Live track at the link below if anybnody's interested.

https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/50b8-3d977d0-a1ec/view

Cheers!
Evening scran in Colchester?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 July, 2021, 09:18:33 pm
Just found a bus stop opposite a chippy!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 July, 2021, 11:15:03 pm
Just found a bus stop opposite a chippy!

Keep on keeping on!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 July, 2021, 11:52:59 pm
131 to go! Roads quieter now
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 11 July, 2021, 06:16:56 am
Well done Nick!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 11 July, 2021, 08:35:04 am
Thanks!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 July, 2021, 12:48:20 pm
Rewriting the rest of my Summer as I come to a few realisations.

I see there’s still spots on A&S available.   Who’s riding ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 11 July, 2021, 01:45:37 pm
Rewriting the rest of my Summer as I come to a few realisations.

I see there’s still spots on A&S available.   Who’s riding ?
4 spaces currently available, most of the usual ACME suspects are on the start list.
I can put you in for the 08:35 start time with psyclist if you like :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 July, 2021, 04:13:22 pm
Rewriting the rest of my Summer as I come to a few realisations.

I see there’s still spots on A&S available.   Who’s riding ?
4 spaces currently available, most of the usual ACME suspects are on the start list.
I can put you in for the 08:35 start time with psyclist if you like :)

Let me have a think.  I’ll have a better idea when I’ve checked in with a couple of people.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 13 July, 2021, 10:03:40 pm
OK, must be stupid - what do I do now I've done the ride? Submit the gpx track somewhere? Where?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 13 July, 2021, 10:10:26 pm
OK, must be stupid - what do I do now I've done the ride? Submit the gpx track somewhere? Where?  :facepalm:

Validation Link in the email you got when you submitted a DIY by GPS entry.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 13 July, 2021, 10:15:23 pm
Thanks - just checked my spam folder and its there - only trouble is it says I applied for an advisory, should that have been a mandatory? Could I get an more stupid?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 13 July, 2021, 10:20:42 pm
Thanks - just checked my spam folder and its there - only trouble is it says I applied for an advisory, should that have been a mandatory? Could I get an more stupid?

Been a while since I did DIY by GPS advisory (too many bridleways here buggering up min distance). But since you used existing controls of a known event the min distance should still work. I used to email the GPS track to the DIY organiser for those.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 13 July, 2021, 10:22:22 pm
Thanks a lot - I'll email him and beg for validation then :-D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 July, 2021, 05:46:42 am
Thanks a lot - I'll email him and beg for validation then :-D

You could always go and do the ride again just to be on the safe side  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 July, 2021, 02:42:21 pm
When the Cat's Away

It was a select band that assembled at the Sun not that long ago.  One of the issues with all this drinking outside is that we have established a short list of suitable venues so it does get rather samey. 

Late again, I arrived to find Hotblack, Tomsk, Joergen and the Hustler and we were soon joined by William Symington.

Tomsk was on a strict timetable (an actual one not a Joergen "go on twist my arm" one) so we knew we would be without an Elder present for a good part of the night - always a recipe for subversion and off topic ramblings.

Knowing as we now do that the Sun is a far from secure venue for discussing any controversial topics, we did, at least, manage to steer clear of any of those.  Well, we did, apart from the apparently controversial topic of cyclists trying to stay alive on our roads and suggesting some infrastructure improvements.

Tomsk had barely scrunched his way out of the car park than insurrection was in the air.  Hotblack, not content with being the leader of his ti-circle, wants an exclusive inner wheel of ACME which he has christened J.ACME.  Plans are at an advance stage with branded ti mudguards, ti-cap badges and ti-ties all on order.  Not all of our regular venues are able or willing to supply a velvet rope to separate out the hoi polloi so Hotblack has been crafting his own custom version (with ti-handles of course).  Joergen seemed all in favour (it's quite something for a boy from up north to be asked to join something exclusive) but I could see the Hustler already scheming to bring his own brand of anarchy to bear on proceedings.  I forecast much storming of the ti-barricades.

In an effort to calm the situation, I moved the discussion on to a fascinating exploration of marine engineering issues with Symington.  I think even Hotblack might have been losing the plot as we (literally) bored into the minutiae of separate fuseholders for Volvo MD2010s.  How time flew.

We sampled Whitstable Pale Ale and Bishop's Finger.  The latter was the clear winner. 

I managed an uneventful ride home in pleasant temperatures and without being challenged about what I was doing.  It was slower without puffing after Fandango but who cares when it is quiet and warm.






Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 14 July, 2021, 03:35:46 pm
Thanks a lot - I'll email him and beg for validation then :-D

You could always go and do the ride again just to be on the safe side  :-D

Completely un-amazed that I hadn't thought of that myself! :-D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 July, 2021, 04:03:17 pm
When the Cat's Away

It was a select band that assembled at the Sun not that long ago.  One of the issues with all this drinking outside is that we have established a short list of suitable venues so it does get rather samey. 

Late again, I arrived to find Hotblack, Tomsk, Joergen and the Hustler and we were soon joined by William Symington.

Tomsk was on a strict timetable (an actual one not a Joergen "go on twist my arm" one) so we knew we would be without an Elder present for a good part of the night - always a recipe for subversion and off topic ramblings.

Knowing as we now do that the Sun is a far from secure venue for discussing any controversial topics, we did, at least, manage to steer clear of any of those.  Well, we did, apart from the apparently controversial topic of cyclists trying to stay alive on our roads and suggesting some infrastructure improvements.

Tomsk had barely scrunched his way out of the car park than insurrection was in the air.  Hotblack, not content with being the leader of his ti-circle, wants an exclusive inner wheel of ACME which he has christened J.ACME.  Plans are at an advance stage with branded ti mudguards, ti-cap badges and ti-ties all on order.  Not all of our regular venues are able or willing to supply a velvet rope to separate out the hoi polloi so Hotblack has been crafting his own custom version (with ti-handles of course).  Joergen seemed all in favour (it's quite something for a boy from up north to be asked to join something exclusive) but I could see the Hustler already scheming to bring his own brand of anarchy to bear on proceedings.  I forecast much storming of the ti-barricades.

In an effort to calm the situation, I moved the discussion on to a fascinating exploration of marine engineering issues with Symington.  I think even Hotblack might have been losing the plot as we (literally) bored into the minutiae of separate fuseholders for Volvo MD2010s.  How time flew.

We sampled Whitstable Pale Ale and Bishop's Finger.  The latter was the clear winner. 

I managed an uneventful ride home in pleasant temperatures and without being challenged about what I was doing.  It was slower without puffing after Fandango but who cares when it is quiet and warm.


Oh - you are still alive then!  :thumbsup:

I was expecting some story about you being bundled in to the back of a black van somewhere near Abberton Res and having to undergo torture in the form of spending a week in a stress position in some black site in the Dengie!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 14 July, 2021, 04:15:55 pm
Thanks a lot - I'll email him and beg for validation then :-D

You could always go and do the ride again just to be on the safe side  :-D

Completely un-amazed that I hadn't thought of that myself! :-D

I think what Oscar is hinting at, is that he would like to join you on such a repeat
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 July, 2021, 04:16:43 pm


Oh - you are still alive then!  :thumbsup:

I was expecting some story about you being bundled in to the back of a black van somewhere near Abberton Res and having to undergo torture in the form of spending a week in a stress position in some black site in the Dengie!

It wasn't on the Dengie.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 14 July, 2021, 04:17:49 pm
Thanks a lot - I'll email him and beg for validation then :-D

You could always go and do the ride again just to be on the safe side  :-D

Completely un-amazed that I hadn't thought of that myself! :-D

I think what Oscar is hinting at, is that he would like to join you on such a repeat

Of course, How insensitive of me. I'm ready when you are, OD :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 July, 2021, 04:23:05 pm
Thanks a lot - I'll email him and beg for validation then :-D

You could always go and do the ride again just to be on the safe side  :-D


Completely un-amazed that I hadn't thought of that myself! :-D

I think what Oscar is hinting at, is that he would like to join you on such a repeat

Of course, How insensitive of me. I'm ready when you are, OD :thumbsup:

Watch you don't end up in his hometown of Lowestoft...  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 14 July, 2021, 05:05:30 pm
 :hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 July, 2021, 09:03:10 pm
Greetings from Hull, the new Lowestoft  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 July, 2021, 06:59:58 am
Greetings from Hull, the new Lowestoft  :thumbsup:

Praise teh lord for Car GPS!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 15 July, 2021, 11:03:45 am
Swanning about.

Sometimes this sitting outside lark is the very thing.  When it's 23 degrees at 7pm and bright sunshine, it's hard to beat a nice pint outdoors in good company.  Who knows, maybe we won't need or want to move back inside next week. 

We could have sat inside last night as our numbers continue to be low.  Just six of us turned up at the Swan in Totham.  Even the famous Witham Peloton had fractured with Huggy turning up early and Doc Brown arriving some time later having tried to avoid the more mountainous parts of the route on his retro-geared steed.  With Doc's ti-based rabble rousing still fresh in everyone minds - it's a bit like the ESL situation in football, Tomsk decided to make a statement entrance on his non-ti machine.  He had clearly spent some time polishing his bright red and chrome wonder machine just outside the venue (perhaps one of his acolytes follows him round with a cleaning kit) and then timed his arrival to coincide with the setting sun sitting at just the right angle so it seemed to be following him into the pub garden as it glinted off his blingy wheels, 'guards and tubes - Lord Flashheart for the modern age.  There was no way Fandango and Tom Dudley (as fellow late arrivals) could compete with such an entrance despite their modern machines.

Perhaps as penance for his rebellious ways, Doc Brown was persuaded to present one of our occasional lecture series.  These usually take place in the winter when we are hunkered down indoors somewhere with the wind whistling ominously outside but Flashheart has plans in place to Make Wednesdays Great Again.  I can safely say I now know everything I need to know about German developments in horizontal FM transmission (1945 to 1967).  I don't know what is next for MWGA but talk of building a wall between Witham and Colchester does seem fanciful.

The Swan usually carries about 5 or 6 ales but they had one about to go off last night from a selection of 3.  With an inquorate QCC, there was little point in moving away from the excellent Amarillo by Crouch Vale which always rewards repeat sampling.

It was still warm by the time we left and the wind had died down to almost nothing.  Unfortunately what should have been a pleasant ride home was marred by Fandango who is now, apparently, my self-appointed cycling coach.  "You're spinning like a baby rhinoceros trying to keep up with his mother" was one of his kinder comments.  Mind you, he was so far ahead, I could barely hear him most of the time.   His turn for home couldn't come soon enough, allowing me to slow down and recover and enjoy the rest of the ride home on unusually empty roads.

MWGA !
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 21 July, 2021, 01:12:16 pm
Which ACME member is this?
https://youtu.be/17kZwcUhVtM?t=34

It's quite a way from Mid Essex!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 July, 2021, 01:29:10 pm
Which ACME member is this?
https://youtu.be/17kZwcUhVtM?t=34

It's quite a way from Mid Essex!  :thumbsup:

My latest starring role is uncovered ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 21 July, 2021, 02:30:38 pm
Just finished my latest build.   Has anyone got any ACME mudguard stickers ?

I can collect at the R&R.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 July, 2021, 05:30:10 pm
Just finished my latest build.   Has anyone got any ACME mudguard stickers ?

I can collect at the R&R.

Dark blue AUK stickers - plenty; ACME ones (red with dynamite) were for 2019 PBP qualifiers, but I have some of those left too. I should have some new RAW ACME mudflaps soon: long front & rear so AUK compliant, and they'll be in the new reflective version, for just a quid more per set I think - need to do me sums, add in postage etc ... When the organiser's funds are in good shape next year, we could have some more dedicated ACME goodies.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 July, 2021, 07:52:40 pm
You need to show me your flaps Tomsk, Fred's has suffered a stress fracture so I could be in the market.

Also I have a freebie ACME jobbie which tucks into tour saddle rails for those uncouth sorts who don't have mudguards.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 21 July, 2021, 08:59:06 pm
Just finished my latest build.   Has anyone got any ACME mudguard stickers ?

I can collect at the R&R.

Dark blue AUK stickers - plenty; ACME ones (red with dynamite) were for 2019 PBP qualifiers, but I have some of those left too. I should have some new RAW ACME mudflaps soon: long front & rear so AUK compliant, and they'll be in the new reflective version, for just a quid more per set I think - need to do me sums, add in postage etc ... When the organiser's funds are in good shape next year, we could have some more dedicated ACME goodies.

I found 2 AUK stickers.  Both of the other bikes have ACME stickers but I can’t remember when I got them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 July, 2021, 11:04:46 pm
Just finished my latest build.   Has anyone got any ACME mudguard stickers ?

I can collect at the R&R.

Dark blue AUK stickers - plenty; ACME ones (red with dynamite) were for 2019 PBP qualifiers, but I have some of those left too. I should have some new RAW ACME mudflaps soon: long front & rear so AUK compliant, and they'll be in the new reflective version, for just a quid more per set I think - need to do me sums, add in postage etc ... When the organiser's funds are in good shape next year, we could have some more dedicated ACME goodies.

I'd be up for some rears
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 July, 2021, 07:56:27 am
I'll pack some in the saddlebag. Huggy should have some AUK ones too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 July, 2021, 08:07:07 am
I'll pack some in the saddlebag. Huggy should have some AUK ones too.

Oh, I might hold out for an AUK rear flap just to add variety  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 25 July, 2021, 06:08:54 pm
Anyone using Toppeak kit that uses the "square" mount on the bike side?

I have a few spare mounts from obsolete lighting - headset top caps, bar mounts, helmet mounts and cable tie mount. Plus the old lights (killed by UK weather) and battery hardware and soft cases with matching slide mounts. I wouldn't trust the 12v (li ion) batteries, but the electrical connectors are the same as B&M, so not yet recycled (safely).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 July, 2021, 07:38:02 am
I'm trying to keep some motivation for the bike at the moment which has led me to looking at places I'd like to visit, potentially #AGD if we are able to head abroad again (and I have enough money to spend!)

Riding through water and over a viaduct for starters.... with perhaps some Belgium beer in-between.... odd town names such as Genk and Donk... and maybe a bike part in 3 countries too (again...)

https://www.visitlimburg.be/en/what-to-do/cycling-through-water
https://www.visitlimburg.be/en/cycling-through-the-heathland
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2021, 08:21:39 am
I'm trying to keep some motivation for the bike at the moment which has led me to looking at places I'd like to visit, potentially #AGD if we are able to head abroad again (and I have enough money to spend!)

Riding through water and over a viaduct for starters.... with perhaps some Belgium beer in-between.... odd town names such as Genk and Donk... and maybe a bike part in 3 countries too (again...)

https://www.visitlimburg.be/en/what-to-do/cycling-through-water
https://www.visitlimburg.be/en/cycling-through-the-heathland

Got ant thoughts on dates?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 28 July, 2021, 08:32:32 am
I have the new super reflective ACME mudflaps from RAW. £20.00 per set, including stainless nuts and bolts. I'll bring some to the pub tonight and they'll be available at the social on 8th August along with other ACME goodies.

I've a stash of AUK stickers in the Carradice, but yet to have a good rummage around for the old ACME PBP ones.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 July, 2021, 09:59:54 am
I'm trying to keep some motivation for the bike at the moment which has led me to looking at places I'd like to visit, potentially #AGD if we are able to head abroad again (and I have enough money to spend!)

Riding through water and over a viaduct for starters.... with perhaps some Belgium beer in-between.... odd town names such as Genk and Donk... and maybe a bike part in 3 countries too (again...)

https://www.visitlimburg.be/en/what-to-do/cycling-through-water
https://www.visitlimburg.be/en/cycling-through-the-heathland

Got ant thoughts on dates?

No not yet - depends on me getting fixed etc... maybe a pre-LEL jaunt (worked well when I did similar in the same area in 2017)... I'm fairly sure it won't be this year given the state of stuff at the moment anyhow...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 July, 2021, 10:14:22 am
I'm fairly sure it won't be this year given the state of stuff at the moment anyhow...

In which case I'd be interested, and happy to help with planning.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2021, 10:25:48 am
I'm fairly sure it won't be this year given the state of stuff at the moment anyhow...

In which case I'd be interested, and happy to help with planning.

2022 would be ace. 

Just something else to consider... I'm very keen to return to the Alps next year, mid to late June seems to work well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 July, 2021, 10:56:04 am
I am also in need of some motivation and Belgium or the Alps (or both) would be perfect - Limburg is the ecstasy production capital of Europe if anyone needs a pick me up.

There is still time for something UK-based this year.  Whether there is sufficient fitness is another matter altogether.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2021, 11:08:09 am
I am also in need of some motivation and Belgium or the Alps (or both) would be perfect - Limburg is the ecstasy production capital of Europe if anyone needs a pick me up.

There is still time for something UK-based this year.  Whether there is sufficient fitness is another matter altogether.

Something UK based over a weekend would be smashing.  Early September maybe?  I really enjoyed our 2 night bivvy extravaganza last September so would be up for something similar but equally up for other suggestions.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 July, 2021, 01:40:14 pm
I am also in need of some motivation and Belgium or the Alps (or both) would be perfect - Limburg is the ecstasy production capital of Europe if anyone needs a pick me up.

There is still time for something UK-based this year.  Whether there is sufficient fitness is another matter altogether.

Something UK based over a weekend would be smashing.  Early September maybe?  I really enjoyed our 2 night bivvy extravaganza last September so would be up for something similar but equally up for other suggestions.

Maybe by then I'll be in a better state of repair also! though it gets busy again in Sept with the schools back. There is talk of Thetford tails by some of the other instructors in 1st week Sept...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 July, 2021, 01:45:19 pm
Is the Peddars and Thetford ride likely to happen?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 July, 2021, 04:29:20 pm
I've a stash of AUK stickers in the Carradice, but yet to have a good rummage around for the old ACME PBP ones.
I have a goodly number of old ACME PBP stickers, I'll bring a couple of sheets along this evening
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2021, 04:35:34 pm
I've a stash of AUK stickers in the Carradice, but yet to have a good rummage around for the old ACME PBP ones.
I have a goodly number of old ACME PBP stickers, I'll bring a couple of sheets along this evening

Have you any ACME “I came within a gnat’s cock of qualifying for PBP” stickers?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 July, 2021, 04:36:27 pm
I've a stash of AUK stickers in the Carradice, but yet to have a good rummage around for the old ACME PBP ones.
I have a goodly number of old ACME PBP stickers, I'll bring a couple of sheets along this evening

Have you any ACME “I came within a gnat’s cock of qualifying for PBP” stickers?
no
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2021, 04:39:50 pm
I've a stash of AUK stickers in the Carradice, but yet to have a good rummage around for the old ACME PBP ones.
I have a goodly number of old ACME PBP stickers, I'll bring a couple of sheets along this evening

Have you any ACME “I came within a gnat’s cock of qualifying for PBP” stickers?
no

 >:( I pay my road fund tax you know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 28 July, 2021, 05:06:49 pm
I've a stash of AUK stickers in the Carradice, but yet to have a good rummage around for the old ACME PBP ones.
I have a goodly number of old ACME PBP stickers, I'll bring a couple of sheets along this evening

Have you any ACME “I came within a gnat’s cock of qualifying for PBP” stickers?
no

 >:( I pay my road fund tax you know.
It's not a tax!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 July, 2021, 05:12:01 pm
I’m sure it is.  I read about it in The Daily Mail!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 28 July, 2021, 10:40:46 pm
Moving back away from the Road Tax/ no Road Tax debate, I'd be up for a trip to Alps/Limburg next year. As for September in a tent in UK, may be up for a night. Given my current state of tiredness, 2 days of sleepless nights on a slope in wood might be beyond me...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 July, 2021, 02:58:29 pm
Yesterday evening... The Bard wasn't present so you'll have to make do with me...

I became dimly aware via the medium of voicemails and electronic messages that huggy wasn't going to be at the Spa Road roundabout.  It transpired that C333333 had also communicated he'd make his own way to the King Billy but I missed that.  Regardless, myself and Fred ventured down to the roundabout to see what might happen, a few moments later BFC turned up on his Jack.  I asked if he fancied the Flitch Way and BFC said he'd shod Jack with gravel tyres and noted that Fred was shod with tractor tyres so I took that to be an affirmative answer.  Off we set.

After a while the Wahoooooooooooooooooooo indicated a right turn into a drive way and I remembered I'd routed us along a bridleway which in turn led to the Flitch Way.  BFC made muted noises which I took to be noises of mild concern.  Shortly after we found the bridleway which led across a ploughed oil seed rape field.  The surface was only a little bit ploughed and scattered with hoof prints.  The photo I posted on FB and on Strava shows BFC with a particular look on his face.  Some might interpret his expression to be one of exasperation but I'm sure he was enjoying himself.  What I can say with great certainty was that he didn't moan as much as huggy and Oaky would have in similar circumstances.

The Flitch Way was fast with a following wind and Braintree's network of shared use paths safely transported us to the King Billy.  Tomsk was there already, huggy, C3333333333333333333 and adamski joined later followed much later by josser.  The King Billy looked after us very well, I liked the call button on each table which summoned a bar person who took a dislike to huggy as he'd flouted their one way system and came very close to scratching her car with his bike.  I can't remember what we talked about and we couldn't initiate adamski as there were no pickled eggs. 

We were under cover when it rained and it was dry again by the time came to ride home.  All in all a very nice evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 July, 2021, 04:10:28 pm
in my defence there was no No Entry sign on the car park gate to gain entry to the pub beer garden, and I came nowhere near scratching my bike on the said bar person's car despite it being parked across the access gate quite possibly to discourage it being used but clearly not hard enough as I failed to inflict any scratches on my bike from the car.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 July, 2021, 08:29:12 pm
Is anyone camping at the acme summer bash?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 30 July, 2021, 08:47:18 pm
So anyone going to see Ed at the Carnival this Sunday?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 31 July, 2021, 12:33:57 pm
Is anyone camping at the acme summer bash?

Isn’t it a lunchtime bash? Is the tent for a power nap?

So anyone going to see Ed at the Carnival this Sunday?

I’m taking the opportunity to ride part of the South Downs Way, so not able to get across to Chelmsford this time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 July, 2021, 05:36:42 pm
So anyone going to see Ed at the Carnival this Sunday?

Yes, I plan on riding over after lunch (+Soupy, possibly ... ), so I should think about 14:30-15:00-ish.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 July, 2021, 07:04:00 pm
So anyone going to see Ed at the Carnival this Sunday?

Yes, I plan on riding over after lunch (+Soupy, possibly ... ), so I should think about 14:30-15:00-ish.

OK - I am not sure what time I will be in town for, it kicks off at lunchtime and goes on for a few hours I think till 15:00. Undecided if to walk down with camera of bike down (with camera...)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 31 July, 2021, 07:43:12 pm
So anyone going to see Ed at the Carnival this Sunday?

Yes, I plan on riding over after lunch (+Soupy, possibly ... ), so I should think about 14:30-15:00-ish.

OK - I am not sure what time I will be in town for, it kicks off at lunchtime and goes on for a few hours I think till 15:00. Undecided if to walk down with camera of bike down (with camera...)

Ok, I'll let you know when I/we are down in the centre - I'm assuming it kicks all off in Admiral's Park then heads down into Backnang Sq?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 July, 2021, 08:08:39 pm
So anyone going to see Ed at the Carnival this Sunday?

Yes, I plan on riding over after lunch (+Soupy, possibly ... ), so I should think about 14:30-15:00-ish.

OK - I am not sure what time I will be in town for, it kicks off at lunchtime and goes on for a few hours I think till 15:00. Undecided if to walk down with camera of bike down (with camera...)

Ok, I'll let you know when I/we are down in the centre - I'm assuming it kicks all off in Admiral's Park then heads down into Backnang Sq?

Yep - route here:
http://www.chelmsfordcarnival.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/2021MAP.pdf
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 31 July, 2021, 10:56:48 pm
I may pop down to take a look. It's getting on for four decades since I last watched the Chelmsford carnival. We used to stand on the corner of Broomfiled Road and Rectory Lane to watch the floats go past. Of course that was before that area was obliterated by Parkway phase 3!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 August, 2021, 11:38:15 am
Babel reversed.

The promise of new blood drew the Famous Witham Peloton to the eastern fringes yesterday evening.  The Alma at Copford has been one of the favoured venues for EER during the great sitting outside period so it was good to see it favoured with a full visit.  It was particularly nice last night to see the staff without masks and to be able to use the bar as God intended.  The barmaid explained it had been a bit lonely stuck inside pulling pints with no actual customers allowed at the bar.

Sadly I missed the Peloton's beautifully executed formations as I was late again.  I arrived to find the car park full of motorbikes and the marquee full of middle-aged men in leathers.  I assume this was OD's guard of honour as he was in full ceremonial garb for the induction ceremony.  I eventually located OD, Huggy, the Hustler, Doc Brown, the Amazing Christophe and the inductee in the sacred glade at the bottom of the garden.  We were joined shortly afterwards by Hugh Pigot.

Doc has moved on from his Delorean days and has developed a new time machine based around a Bianchi track bike.  When his 86.4" gear reaches 76rpm it all happens.  I am not sure he has it properly calibrated as he seemed to be in the winter already and was mumbling about lighting boilers and changing quilts. 

Names are a difficult thing for MEMWNS.  Most people have names given to them whether they like them or not and usually by me.  I have always been led to understand that being given a nickname is a sign of acceptance.  OD and I are distinguished by the fact we have had to give ourselves nicknames.  What that says about us is probably not something either of us really want to think about.  The other thing with names and MEMWNS is that people have real names as well. 

My problem is that I sometimes struggle to understand broad regional accents.  I have just about got used to Doc's distinctive Norfolk burr but last night's inductee was from that missing bit in between Norfolk and Essex and that is another accent again.  He was either Zebedee from Edam or Ephraim from Galilee so I will just call him Jeb Cabbage to avoid causing any offence.  Jeb is some sort of wrangler - it was either sugar beet or impressionable young adults, again I wasn't entirely sure.

One of OD's absolutely favourite things is inducting new members into our personhood. The exact rites are a closely guarded secret but I think everyone knows pickled eggs feature heavily.  His particular delight is when the inductee clearly doesn't want anything to do with pickled eggs.  That isn't going to happen when your intended victim is from the wilds of East Anglia.

Listening to Shadrach Asparagus and Doc swapping recipes from their county cookbooks was enough to turn a civilised stomach.  Osric Onion was extolling the virtues of a gherkin, cottage cheese and marmite sandwich to which Doc's only response was to question the use of cottage cheese - like that was the only thing wrong with that horror show.  His own description of what happens when he eats dairy was worse, particularly when he later demonstrated the effect for us.  I was trying to conduct some intellectual discourse with the Hustler about the Salford School of poetry but like a moth to a flame so was I drawn to the digestive disgustingness of our two local yokels.

An inquorate Quaffers' Choice Committee was no real problem with the limited ale selection.  We sampled Icebreaker for the first time which, had it been eligible, would have been a contender.

It was reasonably warm sitting outside which made for a pleasant ride home on a windless night. It won't be long before we need to start thinking about sitting inside again.  I don't know who is going to house train Bardolph Beetroot and Doc, perhaps we could break them in by finding a pub with outdoor facilities and work up from there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 August, 2021, 11:49:40 am
You didn't mention Jenna in what was otherwise an excellent report loosely woven around some actual facts  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 15 August, 2021, 07:16:07 pm
Who manages the https://acme.bike/ website?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 15 August, 2021, 07:50:40 pm
Who manages the https://acme.bike/ website?
That would be me...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 17 August, 2021, 06:26:14 pm
Sugar beet harvest will be starting up in September, be prepared for the farmers and transport companies turning the lanes into a full off road adventure trail. Our local at Bury St Edmunds is due to steam up on 16th Sept.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 August, 2021, 03:17:36 pm
Any ACME-ites going to the Mini-Mildenhall Rally on Bank Holiday Sunday? I'm planning on riding up there for the day - about a 90 mile round trip from Dunmow. Soupy may drive ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 24 August, 2021, 03:10:42 pm
Hi ACME beer enthusiasts

Would anyone like to volunteer at our Hopstock Charity Beer Festival this year please?

To help behind the main beer bar (only 12 ales so smaller than usual, 18 in the pub, 30 in total) - any amount of hours gratefully received. Great terms and conditions - grumpy boss, beer, food and T-Shirt.

Evening of Friday 17th September & all day Saturday 18th September.

Thanks, Josser
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 August, 2021, 03:15:05 pm
Hi ACME beer enthusiasts

Would anyone like to volunteer at our Hopstock Charity Beer Festival this year please?

To help behind the main beer bar (only 12 ales so smaller than usual, 18 in the pub, 30 in total) - any amount of hours gratefully received. Great terms and conditions - grumpy boss, beer, food and T-Shirt.

Evening of Friday 17th September & all day Saturday 18th September.

Thanks, Josser

Why not!  Happy to do Friday and Saturday. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 24 August, 2021, 03:20:01 pm
Hi ACME beer enthusiasts

Would anyone like to volunteer at our Hopstock Charity Beer Festival this year please?

To help behind the main beer bar (only 12 ales so smaller than usual, 18 in the pub, 30 in total) - any amount of hours gratefully received. Great terms and conditions - grumpy boss, beer, food and T-Shirt.

Evening of Friday 17th September & all day Saturday 18th September.

Thanks, Josser

Why not!  Happy to do Friday and Saturday.

Thank you! Will have to hide the pickled eggs otherwise MEMWNS will be groaning with members...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 August, 2021, 03:25:42 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 September, 2021, 01:32:35 pm
Some of you may remember Richard from a few pub visits we had, he rode out of Witham and liked a larger and a fag at the pub. Some shock news that he passed away yesterday.

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To Loved Ones – Family – Friends and Work Colleagues
Our lives were forever changed on Wednesday 1st September by the untimely death of my wonderful brother Richard.  We are still finding the details to why he was taken from us so unexpectedly, but the likely cause was due to type one diabetes. 
Richard Christopher Johnson
28th June 1977 – 1st September 2021
Richard was a kind, sensitive child at heart, who loved his friends and family and more recently his kitten Bobby.  Work was his life. He was an incredibly talented IT consultant.  Working with many charitable organisations to ensure they had the most robust computer systems.  He loved his beer, cycling, tech and socialising with friends.  Richard would have adored a family of his own but sadly it was not to be. 
To lose him so early is heart breaking. He leaves behind our amazing parents Pam and Chris Johnson and beautiful niece and nephew Ellie and Jamie who are understandably devastated.
The funeral service to celebrate his life will be announced in due course.
I would love to hear from Richard’s friends and work colleagues, please send me a message via Facebook with your details and I’ll be in touch.
Rest in peace little brother xxx
Always loved l Forever missed l never forgotten

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 September, 2021, 01:38:33 pm
Awful  :'(

RIP slippy
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 October, 2021, 09:38:34 am
Through the Matrix

It has taken me a bit of time to process our recent visit to the Sun at Feering. I don't think any of us really expect to experience a trip across the multiverse as part of MEMWNS (not on the way there at least  :-X).

But how else to explain the mysteries of a couple of weeks ago. The only other possible explanation would be that I am extremely unfit and had not been out on a Wednesday for some while but a parallel universe seems far more likely.

It all seemed so normal as I trundled away from my offshore lair but that soon changed.  The first thing I noticed was that it was becoming dark.  It isn't dark on the way to the pub. 

I then realised that I was barely moving relative to the effort I was expending. Newton's laws of motion clearly did not apply on this world.

It wasn't just the atmosphere and physics that were out of place.  I eventually arrived at the pub to be greeted by a "wotcha Ted" in a broad Essex accent but from that well known man of the Valleys (and Suffolk) the Strangler.  This Essex Strangler looked like the real Strangler but when he gave me a full tenner towards the kitty, I knew for sure I wasn't in Kansas any more.  In for a penny, in for a pound I thought as I ordered us a pair of lagers and waited to see what happened next. 

It didn't take long.

I had barely made it away from the bar when I spotted a couple looking exactly like Jemango. Except this version were wearing matching bobble hats and "I love rambling" badges rather than the carefully-curated cycling gear we associate with ACME's glamour couple.  When I asked them why they hadn't cycled to the pub, they just looked at me rather sympathetically and said (as one) "we don't cycle, we walk, you should try it".  The ensuing discussion involving the unfolding of various OS maps, a compass and what looked like a cross between a ski stick and a crutch is one that will live long in the memory. 

By the time I made it back to our table the Essex Strangler had been joined by the BFC, the Hustler and Huggy.  Well I say that, he had been joined by someone who looked like he was auditioning for the role of Bad Santa, a guy who rides audaxes even though he is supposed to be retired and somebody who had been to a sunny version of the west of Scotland.  The arrival of our geriatric squad (aka Tomsk and Gilbert Inkster) looking spritlier than the rest of us combined didn't even come as a surprise.

Fortunately there were the joint touchstones of sampling ale and talking rubbish to ground me somewhat.  At least the important things were a constant in this new world. 

In the continued absence of a quorate Quaffers' Choice Committee, no award could be made but Shepherd Neame's Five Grain lager would have been a contender.  The BFC's transition from professional to amateur status cannot come soon enough for the Committee.  I believe he only has 6 more months if we use the fastrack procedure but I do need to refresh my memory of Schedule 6.

Just as I thought things could not become any stranger, they suddenly became normal again.  A few harsh comments about those of us who are becoming folically challenged re-established Jem's cruel streak and we were back in the room.

Mind you, the temperature falling to low single figures on the way home and my continuing issues with speed and gravity had me questioning everything again but the plunge into darkness at 1am reassured me I was definitely back in the correct version of Essex.





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 01 October, 2021, 11:17:11 am
Oh yes he is !

What we pass for normal service resumed at the Swan at Totham on Wednesday.

Originally billed as an EER gathering, it became a full MEMWNs event with a mid-Essex venue and a motley crew of waifs and strays from across the County.

I puffed my way slowly through a headwind to find Tomsk, Humphrey Gilbert, Fandango and the Essex Strangler locking up their bikes - tonight was to be our first indoor meeting for what seemed like a very long time. On entry to the pub we found, the now regular attendee, JenM nursing what looked suspicously like a vase of white wine.  Not only had JenM secured us a spacious corner table, she had also persuaded the barmaid to keep the pub open with the promise of thirsty cyclists.  The continuing quietness of our regular haunts on weekday evenings is becoming a worrying trend.  Fortunately Joergen arrived to boost our numbers and vindicate JenM's promise of a large thirsty cyclist.

Then panto season came early. The wicked Baron Owdaks appeared to a cacophony of boos and hissing. When the noise subsided it was time for his catchprase "but I'm pointless" delivered with his customary sneer and triggering another round of boos. It took a couple of minutes for us to register that the Baron was also the sole member of the famous Witham Peloton.  The Spa Roundabout is a cold and desolate place these days, better known for its tumbleweed than the excited chatter of pub-bound cyclists.

At least we had a quorate Committee and some ales to sample.  First up was perennial favourite Brewers Gold by Crouch Vale.  It was soon followed by Mighty Oak's Captain Bob, St Austell's Tribute and a bottled version of Mighty Oak's Oscar Wilde Mild (sadly not really a patch on the draught version).  Brewers Gold was declared the worthy winner of the coveted Award.

The conversation became a disjointed mix of the Baron explaining that riding long distances through set checkpoints within a time limit is just a random occurrence and not a breach of his retirement undertakings, some fascinating technical chat about life afloat, Joergen telling us he wasn't going to sample any more ales immediately before sampling another ale and probably some other stuff.  All very pleasant.

With a tailwind and the Essex Strangler and Fandango to hide behind, I was able to disguise my lack of fitness somewhat on the way home.  I even did that thing when you know everyone else is turning off and you sprint the last couple of hundred yards before they do so to make it look like you would have ridden at that speed all the way if it wasn't for them slowing you down - you then slow to a crawl after they have turned and spend the rest of the ride home trying to catch your breath and marvelling at how weak your leg muscles have become.  A bit of windchill and an ambient temperature under 5 degrees was a reminder the seasons have turned. 

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 October, 2021, 03:02:04 pm
I've just been reminded that I have some Stena Line points expiring at the end of this year. I've just checked and I can put them towards a trip next September, with a flexi fare so dates don't need to be set in stone. Anybody have any thoughts on whether an ACME Goes Dutch would be viable / have interest?

Or a more direct question, is anybody interested? In which case I can propose a format / tentative dates.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2021, 03:06:22 pm
I've just been reminded that I have some Stena Line points expiring at the end of this year. I've just checked and I can put them towards a trip next September, with a flexi fare so dates don't need to be set in stone. Anybody have any thoughts on whether an ACME Goes Dutch would be viable / have interest?

Or a more direct question, is anybody interested? In which case I can propose a format / tentative dates.

I'd be potentially interested in a Dutch trip during September 2022.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2021, 03:08:17 pm
I've just been reminded that I have some Stena Line points expiring at the end of this year. I've just checked and I can put them towards a trip next September, with a flexi fare so dates don't need to be set in stone. Anybody have any thoughts on whether an ACME Goes Dutch would be viable / have interest?

Or a more direct question, is anybody interested? In which case I can propose a format / tentative dates.

I'm missing the dutch riding, so put me down as tentative (not sure if I have any Stena Points)

ETA: Ive just checked and I have 451 points remaining before the end of this year - let me know the details of what you book...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 October, 2021, 04:56:30 pm
Not sure I have any points but I am theoretically interested in going Dutch - possibly subject to whether I ride to Scotland and back or not...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 19 October, 2021, 05:09:43 pm
+1
subject to rescheduled rescheduled rescheduled forrin lands holiday date
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 19 October, 2021, 05:44:37 pm
Reporting in as possibly interested (and can't remember whether I have Stena points but most likely I do)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 19 October, 2021, 06:12:29 pm
I'd definitely like to go Dutch but already riding over the Pyrenees between 18-25 September, so depends a bit on timings...and general absence from home & work...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 October, 2021, 07:02:56 pm
Cool. Sounds like there is enough interest. No commitment needed at this stage, unless you have points to use like I do!

ACME Grand is on 1st Sept, so I'm thinking we should aim for a week later.

I'm thinking about traveling out on the Wed night ferry (7th Sept), and back on the Sun night. But with a route in the Netherlands that is a square, maybe North on day 1, followed by E, S and W. That way if anybody heads across on the Thu or Fri night, then they can meet up with the rest of us towards the end of their first day.

Another feature is to have less and slower cycling (who ever had the idea of incorporating a 200km Audax ride!), so perhaps 100 - 120km each day, and incorporate some attractions along the way. The cycling museum was really interesting last time.

Anyway, plans can come later. Unless there are any immediate thoughts why these dates won't work, I'll book my ferry before the year end, and then start doing some research. Might find that the route heading South is better. Will resurrect the ACME Goes Dutch thread when planning starts for real.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 October, 2021, 07:21:39 pm
I have just noticed the return sailings on the Sunday are at 13.45 and at 14.15 on the Monday.  That is quite a saving on the overnight sailing without losing a whole day...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 October, 2021, 07:25:04 pm
I have just noticed the return sailings on the Sunday are at 13.45 and at 14.15 on the Monday.  That is quite a saving on the overnight sailing without losing a whole day...

That could be interesting. It would also help people who don't work at home to be back at work on the Monday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2021, 07:40:33 pm
From memory, everyone east of Chelmsford could be back before 08:15 based on the usual sailing. Assuming no train issues.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 October, 2021, 07:45:44 pm
I'm happy to leave it up to you and Psyclist to decide all this stuff.  After all, you will be providing the route, expert guiding, suggested food stops, points of interest etc for the whole trip so you might as well decide on the dates as well.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2021, 07:55:36 pm
Not doing a 200k audax would be good, not that I did it last time.

But could psyclist have a spreadsheet that we can roundly trash?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 October, 2021, 08:00:56 pm
Sounds good to me, cheers.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2021, 08:01:23 pm
Not doing a 200k audax would be good, not that I did it last time.

But could psyclist have a spreadsheet that we can roundly trash?
I won't be doing a 200km either! Lol
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 October, 2021, 08:10:36 pm
You will still be required to provide a detailed spreadsheet so we can grumble as we follow your carefully crafted route.

If Psyclist can also spend huge amounts of time on a completely different route, we can annoy one of you by picking the other route. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 19 October, 2021, 08:44:29 pm
I actually really fancy this but I’ll probably be on the Grand the previous weekend. 

I have looked at the ferries previously and it works if you work from home on the Friday as the sailing is quite late.  I would need a half day on Monday to ride home if catching the night boat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2021, 08:49:55 pm
I actually really fancy this but I’ll probably be on the Grand the previous weekend. 

I have looked at the ferries previously and it works if you work from home on the Friday as the sailing is quite late.  I would need a half day on Monday to ride home if catching the night boat.
I find riding home spoils the holiday due to the sudden reintroduction to UK drivers
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 October, 2021, 08:51:58 pm
Last time I left my car parked up in a side street in Dovercourt, so could get home promptly on the Monday morning.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 October, 2021, 04:30:46 pm
Flexi-booking made for the two night sailings  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 October, 2021, 05:19:15 pm
Flexi-booking made for the two night sailings  :thumbsup:

Which dates did you go for?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 October, 2021, 06:41:49 pm
Literally the 7th and the 11th  8)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 October, 2021, 10:20:28 pm
Literally the 7th and the 11th  8)

Seems to be refusing to let me complete the booking at the moment, prices have gone up a lot too!  :o  I'll try again tomorrow
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 October, 2021, 11:22:46 pm
Well that was worth while! A total of £4 in points LOL  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 October, 2021, 10:06:40 am
Not the week that was.

It has been two weeks since our evening at the Queen's Head on Maldon Hythe but I remain baffled.

I arrived, (on time !), to find Joergen locking his bike as far away from the pub as possible and moaning about me being late. Once we had established that he was, in fact, early and had trudged back to the bar area, we selected a window table from which we could just about see our bikes in the distant gloaming.

We were soon joined by Doc Brown and a welcome but unexpected attendee in the form of John Harrison.

I understood the part about Joergen's return to the rat race but thereafter I just sat slightly open-mouthed as they cantered through a range of technical topics served with a generous sprinkling of incomprehensible jargon.  There was a particularly heated discussion that might have been about exhaust emissions, the rest went completely over my head.

Fun fact: Joergen has filled his team car with fuel 845 times

Now here is the thing about ACME.  About 95% of our membership are reading the above statement with their left brains fully-engaged and thinking "oh, I wonder how that compares to the detailed spreadsheet I keep about my car's fuel consumption, cost per litre, location of pump etc".  Meanwhile, the remaining 5% (me, Tomsk, the Hustler and Toby's Dad) are just shaking our heads before we return to our artistic endeavours.

ACME's venn diagram would have one large left brain blob with various internal blobs (computing, love of spreadsheets and engineering mainly) and a much smaller blob for we right brainers.  There would be a narrow intersection around beer and cycling.  If you scale it correctly and move far enough back, you would also be able to make out a tiny far away blob that simply reads "OD".

Anyway, I digress.  At least at they were serving ACME favourite, Darkstar's Hophead, and we stuck with it all evening.  Had we been quorate, it would have taken the QCA by a walkover.

Not only was it a low turnout for us but the pub was also very quiet as well.  The barman explained they had experienced queues to get in during the summer months but that turnover had fallen off a cliff in early September.   He believed people's habits may have changed for good over lockdown.  Hopefully the glorious combination of personalities that make up the ACME universe can step up and do their bit to ensure we still have a selection of pubs that are open midweek.

The ride home was another cold one notable for a complete lack of traffic.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 October, 2021, 10:20:50 am
I seem to be in a time warp...  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 October, 2021, 10:24:52 am
... ACME's venn diagram would have one large left brain blob with various internal blobs (computing, love of spreadsheets and engineering mainly) and a much smaller blob for we right brainers.  There would be a narrow intersection around beer and cycling.  If you scale it correctly and move far enough back, you would also be able to make out a tiny far away blob that simply reads "OD".

 ;D

It may surprise you to know that I have been professionally assessed to be left brain caetexic.  If you're interested in caetexia have a READ OF THIS (https://www.hgi.org.uk/human-givens/new-insights/caetextia).  Whilst Prof Steve Peters doesn't specifically mention caetexia in his book The Chimp Paradox much of what he says relates to left and right brain behavior which kinda backs up that caetexia is a proper thing as opposed to a load of bollocks.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 21 October, 2021, 10:47:41 am
un flirt avec Aurore

What most had written off as a doom-laden and foreboding evening to be avoided actually started fairly well.  I could forgive the slight headwind and the 9 degree temperature on the way to the pub because it was dry, the roads were quiet and it was good to be awheel after a long day.

I soon arrived at the Totham Swan, which is one of my closest venues - not as close as Witham which Huggy was trying to make out to be a long journey home at 6 miles.   The famous Witham peloton appeared to have arrived on one bike which is presumably something they are working on for next season.  I did initially wonder why they were wearing goggles, swim caps and nose clips but assumed they used synchronised swimming as a winter training technique - little did I know they were just coming prepared for the swim home.  The forecast had resulted in another low turnout with only David Wilkie, Duncan Goodhew and Henry Taylor having made it.

Our first soaking of the evening came courtesy of the barmaid who deposited a tray of St Austell's Tribute over us in her excitement at having actual customers to serve. I am not certain it was appropriate for Henry to crouch beside the bar to catch the drops of ale as they ran off but he seemed to enjoy himself.  We also sampled Captain Bob and Brewer's Gold.  All of them showed well but it was Captain Bob that stood out to take the Quaffers' Choice Award.  Eagle eyed readers will be wondering how we managed to make an award whilst inquorate.  The answer is simple, Henry is now eligible to start his training and we used clause 16(f)(iv) having declared a weather emergency.  I can already see it is going to be a long road with Henry's traineeship.  It is never easy to shake off a professional backround and re-join the amateur ranks, particularly when you are Henry's age.  By way of example, Wilkie and I asked him what he thought of Captain Bob, "beer flavoured" he replied.  We just can't deal with that level of professionalism on the Committee and it will be a struggle to turn him round.

I then spent most of the evening trying to persuade them to ride to Scotland and back next August.  Henry is in, Goodhew is wondering if there is time to source a new steed and Wilkie was very non-commital (he told me every time he fills his water bottle he still has 'Nam style flashbacks about the bullying and sleep deprivation he experienced when he was riding in France a couple of years ago).  The thing is that Henry is of no real use to me as he will have made it back to Loughton before I have crossed the border.  I need people that I can force to slow down and drag me along behind them.  The fact that I will probably not even turn up to the start is no barrier to my efforts to make them do so (the correct term for this is "doing an OD").

As the evening progressed, we could see drips coming off the marquee outside.  As it progressed further, we could see large globules bouncing off its roof.  All too soon we were astride our bikes and trying not look up in case the falling cascade damaged our unblemished but reddening faces. To add insult to injury, I was heading off into a building headwind with the wind having turned almost 180 degrees since my arrival.  The roads were already awash and it was impossible to discern pothole from puddle.  I was soon soaked through and the roads were becoming more like rivers.  It was impossible to find a dry bit of crown even on gradients.  I am not sure I have ever seen rain like it not even in the wild and wet west coast of Scotland.  Soon the ditches were overflowing and deeper, muddy puddles were forming.  As I crossed over from the mainland to my offshore lair and thought it couldn't be any worse, there was a huge flash of lightning that lit up the incoming tide and which was soon followed by a deafening crack of thunder.  At least I made it home before the plague of frogs.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 October, 2021, 02:03:16 pm
Make do and mend.

The Sun at Feering has become a favoured venue over the last year or so. Its central location draws out a wide spread of attendees (even too far Fandango on occasion) and the heated courtyard area was a good place to be when we were forced to convene outdoors.  Nevertheless and despite various assurances, it did prove to be too far for Fandango last night but the rest of us managed fine.

I arrived to find Jem and Tomsk locking their bikes and the Essex Strangler sitting, drinkless at an outdoor table but as close to the heater as he could have been without climbing inside it. With the late arrival of our Senior Beverage Procurement Officer, it fell to the Essex Strangler, as the only member of our youth wing present, to step up and take on the weighty responsibility of ordering the first round.  We were a bit disappointed when he returned a few minutes later still drinkless, looking confused and carrying a cocktail menu.  That disappointment was as nothing compared to that which we felt when he explained there was, in his words, "no ale".  The choice was a variety of lagers or some bottled beers.  His choice of Shepherd Neame's Whitstable Blonde seemed to fit neither of those categories but we have to make some allowances for our Celtic brethren. 

A short while later the lightening sky and the whir of sycnhronised wheels could only mean the arrival of the famous Witham Peloton. Once again, it was a depleted band with only Doc Brown and the Hustler having braved the arduous trip from the legendary roundabout.  As they debriefed on their formation cycling practise session, we decided not to mention the supply crisis but to let them find out for themselves, which seemed the more amusing option.  They did manage to find out that the lack of draft ale was a result of no deliveries for 8 days.  Apparently the new delivery service refused to bring the new barrels across the car park because there was some gravel and refused to remove the old ones in case the van got dirty.

It didn't long before we scuttled inside as the cold seeped into our bones. 

I had noticed a very upset Hustler so I decided to escort him to the bar when it was time for the next round. "But I haven't drunk lager since I was 12" he wailed at the bar staff trying to hold back his tears and stamping the foot on his good leg.  Even his threat to scream until he was sick didn't have the desired effect.  After a short spell on the naughty step while he considered his behaviour, he was back at the table and we had the pleasure of watching him hold his nose as Doc Brown pretended the glass was a train and the Hustler's mouth was a tunnel.  Meanwhile, the Doc himself was discovering his inner lager lout.  At the next round the Hustler, in some desperation, joined the Essex Strangler in choosing a Guinness but Doc stuck with the Mick Jagger. Tomsk and I had remembered the cocktail menu by this time and had discovered it also had a list of bottled ales.  We decided to sample Double Stout from Shepherd Neame's classic collection.  Were it not for the fact it had clearly been stored at the same temperature as the Pfizer vaccine, it would have been a fine tipple.  Doc and I rounded off the evening by sampling Shepherd Neame's 1698. 

With no weather emegency to invoke, there was, once again, an inquorate QCA.  If Joergen is going to insist on working for a living, we may have to consider his position as office junior.  Young Strangler seems keen but we only really have time to train one junior at a time particularly when Doc is re-training.  Doc's training does seem to be going a bit better.  When I asked him what he thought about 1698, his reply was "it's bottled" - still a bit too much knowledge perhaps but at least he's brief.   

The pub itself was far quieter than the heady months of the spring outdoors era.

We also seemed to have a right brain/left brain equilibrium.  Doc tried to start a discussion about flanges and toobs and the Hustler likewise about epic poetry but we seemed to drift into a conversation about, of all things, cycling. 

A relatively mild and, even better, dry ride home marked the end of another fine evening. 

 

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 October, 2021, 05:36:24 pm
Entertaining as always!  :thumbsup:

We walked in to town here and viewed the Monsters of Chelmsford before taking a better lit than the park route to the OT for beverages and a debrief about the first few days of that dirty word... work...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 November, 2021, 06:34:14 pm
ACME Goes Dutch thread updated with the briefest of details. Enough to put it in your calendars, or book your ferry if you have vouchers to use.

Thread is at https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=102221.msg2671418#msg2671418 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=102221.msg2671418#msg2671418).

Next update will be in the spring.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 08 November, 2021, 10:21:00 am
A Gentlemanly Pace

What a joy it was to have the ACME Anvil Winter Brevet Series back in full swing at the weekend.

I already knew I was unfit so the offer of a lift to the start was too much to resist.  I did feel a bit guilty about not trudging round my 70k ECE pre-ride route and I did make sure I was dropped off out of sight of eagle-eyed Tomsk but the extra couple of hours in bed was a real bonus.

The thing that really sets the Winter Series apart is the pub start and finish.  We often see each other before we set off on a ride but the finish is usually something of an anti-climax with the faster riders long gone and the Essex Strangler dawdling back on the route somewhere.  Even with a staggered start, there are plenty of people to catch up with before you leave and even more when you arrive.

Huggy had managed to organise a young and glamorous line up (and himself) as a start team so it was all smiles and efficiency as we took our cards before another cup of tea for the road.  This was in stark contrast to the more familiar looking line up of old curmudgeons waiting for us at the finish  ;D - Tomsk even sent one poor, shivering rider back out to the beer garden to fetch the correct receipt for the Stock control.

As ever, it was something of a struggle to leave a warm pub for the cold road but Bikepacking Bobb and the Hustler were raring to start what Bobb referred to as a "micro adventure".  The first few miles were helped with a somewhat misleading tailwind and we were soon at the first control.  By this time I was already struggling and a pattern was starting to develop where I just about managed to keep up on the flat and then slogged up any incline to find my ever-patient companions waiting for me and looking slightly smug.  Fandango and Fandango jr were waiting for us at the info point but I knew I had no time to stop (not even for the junction) so left the dynamic duo to do the small talk while I set off into the headwind.

You know it's going to be a long day when you are pedalling hard downhill and so it proved as we inched towards Latchingdon.  The Hustler and I avoided Market Hill which had a long and not very fixed-friendly queue of traffic that reached back down to the river.   The other pattern starting to develop was regular overtakes by a group of Maillot Noir riders.  They would swish by in a whirl of carbon and chatter only to overtake us again, somewhat mysteriously,  a few miles later.  Latchingdon was the usual garage forecourt stop with me eating my homemade sandwiches and Rockefeller and Getty consuming all manner of shop-bought goodies.  Somewhat inevitably, the Maillot Noir posse arrived just as we were about to leave.  My companions also managed some more small talk, this time with Jem, Tandemaniac and Deano.  It took a sharp reminder from me that they were supposed to be shepherding me round the course, not enjoying themselves, to drag them back onto the road. 

Lockdown has had a profound effect on all sorts of aspects of our life and it also seems to have turned Stock into an Alpine village.  There is no way we rode all those hills on previous editions and certainly not into a biting headwind. In an effort to keep our group together, the other two put me at the front so we were travelling at my pace.  This worked up until the long and dizzying climb up to Stock.  Eventually they had to pull past me with the Hustler explaining that his Garmin had gone into pause mode as we were going so slowly.  Remarkably, there was a rider still on my wheel (sorry I didn't catch your name) as I winched my way ever upwards to the haven that is Budgens.

The remainder of the ride was fairly unremarkable apart from the Hustler upbraiding young Bobb on his luggage choices and use of gears. 

After a slight diversion up the A12 (my idea naturally), we arrived back at 'Spoons pretty much on schedule to be welcomed by the BFC looking at his watch and telling us he had lost track of time he had been back so long.  Halfway through our first Essex Energy Drink the headwinds, hills and hurt were all forgotten and we were making grand plans for longer rides. 

As we did so, there was an almost constant stream of returning riders increasing our merry throng.  It was at this point I realised I needed the team car for the last leg.

As if I wasn't feeling bad enough about my fitness, it was really brought home when a smiling and seemingly still fresh 8 year old strode in and handed over his card for validation.   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 08 November, 2021, 10:30:19 am
Great write up Ted, almost like being there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2021, 10:36:02 am
Quote
...Eventually they had to pull past me with the Hustler explaining that his Garmin had gone into pause mode as were going so slowly...

 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 November, 2021, 10:37:16 am
Great write up Ted, almost like being there.

After reading ted's account I've decided I was actually there and shall add the ride to Strava!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 November, 2021, 02:09:12 pm
Mighty Oak Brewery are having their festive beer tasting event 1100 to 1500hrs on Saturday 4th December.  It might be considered rude not to go.  Anyone fancy it?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 November, 2021, 02:46:57 pm
Mighty Oak Brewery are having their festive beer tasting event 1100 to 1500hrs on Saturday 4th December.  It might be considered rude not to go.  Anyone fancy it?

I think there's half a plan already on the forum from Tomsk to ride over inbetween the Winter Series on that day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 November, 2021, 03:10:09 pm
Mighty Oak Brewery are having their festive beer tasting event 1100 to 1500hrs on Saturday 4th December.  It might be considered rude not to go.  Anyone fancy it?

I think there's half a plan already on the forum from Tomsk to ride over inbetween the Winter Series on that day.

Smashing.  I was thinking leisurely ride to Maldon, leisurely breakfast in ,spoons, FREE beer, lunch...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 13 November, 2021, 05:03:09 pm
Mighty Oak Brewery are having their festive beer tasting event 1100 to 1500hrs on Saturday 4th December.  It might be considered rude not to go.  Anyone fancy it?

I think there's half a plan already on the forum from Tomsk to ride over inbetween the Winter Series on that day.

Smashing.  I was thinking leisurely ride to Maldon, leisurely breakfast in ,spoons, FREE beer, lunch...

 :thumbsup: I'll be at the 'spoons with helpers from 08:00 for breakfast, see riders off 09:30 & 10:00 then down to Maldon. Have to be back for about 13:00 to get a bite for lunch before riders start heading in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 November, 2021, 05:50:02 pm
I'll have brekkie at Witham 'spoons then!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 November, 2021, 07:44:31 pm
ACME Christmas Permanents over in 'Audax'. Another cunning plan ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 November, 2021, 06:31:08 pm
Are any ACME riders thinking about LEL?

I wasn't, but then today I thought I'd whack the controls and distances into my scheduling tool. A leisurely scoot around the route would have me sleeping in the same controls as last time; Barnard Castle, Dunfermline (well, Edinburgh last time), Barnard Castle and St Ives. But, given the latest start time is 13:00 (started at 4pm last time), I'd be getting to Dunfermline at circa 4pm, rather than the 6pm I got to Edinburgh last time (stopped there for 6 hours, back on the road at midnight). I was put off planning to stop at Innerleithen and Eskdalemuir last time due to their limited sleeping capacity. So instead of stopping at Dunfermline, I could push on through to Brampton, but that would be a tough section to arrive there at circa 3am. However, that would then open up an easier day to Hessle, and from there a return to Loughton by the end of the Thursday. That would give a huge buffer to accommodate change of plans along the way, needing to finish by 6pm on the Friday (from a 13:00 start time).

However, one of the big positives from last time was having so many ACME riders out on the road. Not to ride with all the time necessarily, but to see at various times at the controls and on the road. So who has it on their radar?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 18 November, 2021, 10:11:29 pm
Me, Bobb, BFC, The Essex Strangler,Grey Sheep and (less likely) Huggy and AndyC3333333.

Jos ? 

Bernster ?

Jiber ?

Tomsk is aiming for the Lejog and the ACME Grand.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 November, 2021, 07:04:01 am
Me, Bobb, BFC, The Essex Strangler,Grey Sheep and (less likely) Huggy and AndyC3333333.

Jos ? 

Bernster ?

Jiber ?

Tomsk is aiming for the Lejog and the ACME Grand.

I might come round to the idea ...

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 19 November, 2021, 07:34:51 am
Me, Bobb, BFC, The Essex Strangler,Grey Sheep and (less likely) Huggy and AndyC3333333.

Jos ? 

Bernster ?

Jiber ?

Tomsk is aiming for the Lejog and the ACME Grand.

I might come round to the idea ...

Don’t think I’m going to.  I have my eye on a couple of 1000s at the moment.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 19 November, 2021, 07:41:11 am
I’m planning on it!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 November, 2021, 08:19:46 am
I've got a place and fancy it but still not sure, I am still not in a position to be able to ride any sort of long base distance at the moment - the longer this carries on the less likely I feel I'll be able to get to a good place to be able to take part.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 19 November, 2021, 01:36:51 pm
Bernster ?

Hoping to ride if I can get permission
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 November, 2021, 04:18:17 pm
Bernster ?

Hoping to ride if I can get permission

Yes, you can ride. Permission granted  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 19 November, 2021, 08:03:37 pm
Yes, you can ride. Permission granted  ;D

If only it were that simple...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 21 November, 2021, 12:22:52 pm
Would anyone be interested in a ride out of Chelmsford on 15 Dec arriving at the Spiritual Home eventually with some Bikeability peeps?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 November, 2021, 12:45:16 pm
I would, but unfortunately I have a board meeting that evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 December, 2021, 06:34:06 pm
Interesting discovery. I noticed that Tomsk's AUK number is higher than mine, and thought that odd as I was sure he must have been riding before I got involved. Trawling through the Audax archives, it looks as though Tomsk first rode a 300km in 2001, starting in Wrabness. Felstedrider was also a finisher on that day. Tomsk's first 600km was in 2002, from Steeple, with Ed Knight and Dick Nuttall in the finishers list.

My first Audax was the Shaftesbury Spring 200 in 2013, in which Tomsk and the Strangler also rode. My second ride was the 400km Severn Across, 2 months later. Nothing like a gentle introduction to Audax! Phil Whitehurst and Richard Ellis were also riding that one.

Back to my discovery ... AUK numbers do not seem to be sequential in order of date joined.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 07 December, 2021, 06:50:51 pm
Interesting discovery. I noticed that Tomsk's AUK number is higher than mine, and thought that odd as I was sure he must have been riding before I got involved. Trawling through the Audax archives, it looks as though Tomsk first rode a 300km in 2001, starting in Wrabness. Felstedrider was also a finisher on that day. Tomsk's first 600km was in 2002, from Steeple, with Ed Knight and Dick Nuttall in the finishers list.

My first Audax was the Shaftesbury Spring 200 in 2013, in which Tomsk and the Strangler also rode. My second ride was the 400km Severn Across, 2 months later. Nothing like a gentle introduction to Audax! Phil Whitehurst and Richard Ellis were also riding that one.

Back to my discovery ... AUK numbers do not seem to be sequential in order of date joined.

I was talking Mick Gray about this on Saturday as he was doing Audax almost before I was born. He said that AUK used to give out new numbers every year, but I'm not sure when that stopped.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 07 December, 2021, 07:41:53 pm
Interesting discovery. I noticed that Tomsk's AUK number is higher than mine, and thought that odd as I was sure he must have been riding before I got involved. Trawling through the Audax archives, it looks as though Tomsk first rode a 300km in 2001, starting in Wrabness. Felstedrider was also a finisher on that day. Tomsk's first 600km was in 2002, from Steeple, with Ed Knight and Dick Nuttall in the finishers list.

My first Audax was the Shaftesbury Spring 200 in 2013, in which Tomsk and the Strangler also rode. My second ride was the 400km Severn Across, 2 months later. Nothing like a gentle introduction to Audax! Phil Whitehurst and Richard Ellis were also riding that one.

Back to my discovery ... AUK numbers do not seem to be sequential in order of date joined.

I was talking Mick Gray about this on Saturday as he was doing Audax almost before I was born. He said that AUK used to give out new numbers every year, but I'm not sure when that stopped.

Yes, amongst some other old junk, I found an AUK membership card, 1986. It says ‘year of joining 1984’, membership number C82. It’s a scrappy piece of card, John Nicholas must have had a John Bull printing outfit:) I guess the IT budget was less then, m
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: peter simplex on 07 December, 2021, 07:48:41 pm


I was talking Mick Gray about this on Saturday as he was doing Audax almost before I was born. He said that AUK used to give out new numbers every year, but I'm not sure when that stopped.

For the record,  in 1984 a prefix A was added to the membership number which changed every year until 1988 - and probably had done before 1984 without prefix.
Numbers stabilised in 1989 but the year prefix certainly continued  into 1994 by which time it had become L
Someone will, I'm sure, say when the prefix letter was abandoned - a massive unresolved question.

An old cycling acquaintance still has a two-figure membership number which would surely be the envy of anyone still carrying a 3 or 4 figure number from 1989.   Membership numbers were also reissued in the past and someone interloped on my old lapsed [shame]  4 [more shame] figure number.
Takes off Audax </anorak>



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 07 December, 2021, 08:27:24 pm
My first Audax was the Shaftesbury Spring 200 in 2013, in which Tomsk and the Strangler also rode. My second ride was the 400km Severn Across, 2 months later. Nothing like a gentle introduction to Audax! Phil Whitehurst and Richard Ellis were also riding that one.

My first 200 was in March 2012, The Stevenage Stsrt of Summertime Special, and then I did my first 300, The Mildenhall Rally , in August 2012.  Severn Across was my first 400. I remember your silver jacket from that ride and last remember seeing you somewhere between Stowe on the Wold and Winchcombe.  Interesting seeing who was on the ride as apart from Howard who I’d given a lift to, I didn’t know anyone.

I joined in mid 2012 and have had continuous membership since.  I see you have a lower membership number.   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 08 December, 2021, 08:06:30 am
I joined in 1993 (aged 20).   My initial membership number was in the low 2000s.   I swapped to a family membership at some point and was given a new number in the 4000s which has been with me ever since.

This does make me realise that next year is my 30th year of membership in the run up to my 50th birthday.   I probably should get a new hobby.

For the record my first 200k was the Doncaster-Cleethorpes which took over 12hours and it chucked it down.   I did my first 300k the same year which was Bernies Little Flat One.   It took me until 1995 to complete my first SR and an ill-timed crash on a 400k prevented me from qualifying for PBP, which had to wait another 4 years.

My first Green & Yellow Fields was 1994.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 08 December, 2021, 08:17:42 am
Severn Across was my first 400. I remember your silver jacket from that ride and last remember seeing you somewhere between Stowe on the Wold and Winchcombe.

There were a small group of riders to-ing and fro-ing around there, including the Brown's tandem. I didn't see many people after then, except at the stops.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 08 December, 2021, 08:33:42 am
I joined in or around 2010. My number is 1824, so definitely re-used!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 December, 2021, 05:41:43 pm
I joined AUK in 1999. A few local 100/150s, and a Winter tour of Kent that took in the Mad Jack Fuller 120km grimpeur in 2000, the did a Randonneur 1000 in 2001 (including Herman's Green and Yellow Fields 300 - overnight sleep at Wrabness village hall, silly o'clock start and turn around in Wells) and 1st SR in 2002. Prior to AUK membership I'd done a few 100 mile CTC reliability-type rides and touring trips of around 70 miles/day.

2001's rides were prep for a 1,200 mile very roundabout LEJOG tour. I seem to have got addicted ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 08 December, 2021, 11:20:34 pm
I joined in or around 2010. My number is 1824, so definitely re-used!
This is before my time as membership secretary but I have been told a bit about the history. At one point the membership system could only cope with a 4 digit number, and once 9999 was reached no new numbers were available. So as TimC says, numbers were re-used, based on numbers where membership had lapsed and ideally there were no event results. So there are some numbers that have had two holders.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 December, 2021, 12:43:09 pm
Sorry to interrupt the fascinating exploration of AUK's historical allocation of membership numbers but I thought I might turn the thread momentarily towards bikes again - feel free to continue your trip down membership memory lane after this post though.

A Minie Adventure to the Alma

Unfitness and a headwind conspired to mean yet another late arrival for me.  I had hoped to intercept the Famous Witham Peloton and marvel at their majestic manouevres but they were long gone by the time I reached my planned interception point. What a sight it must have been with the return of OD alongside Huggy, the Hustler and Doc Brown - almost the classic line up.

The pub itself was heaving with various groups of diners getting in ahead of any further restrictions but they had managed to secure a table and a sample of Black Sheep.

OD was already itching to take the official selfie but wiser heads had prevailed.  He was still trying to work his 'phone when Nick Not Nik Nor Nik's Nick Nor Even Nick's Nik arrived looking very pleased with himself.  He had covered the 45k from home in record time.  His excitement soon turned to trepidation when OD gently reminded him he now faced a 45k ride into a headwind to get home again.  We were all secretly impressed with his dedication to the cause.

The Alma is a hospitable pub that looked after EER very well during the dark days of Tier 2, Unlocking A and B and whatever else we have had recently but it offers a limited selection of ales.  The only other offering within MEMWNS orthodoxy was Shipyard's Icebreaker.  Apparently, however, Gin & Tonic and Jagermeister were also acceptable options.  Worse than that, a fellow member of the Quaffers' Choice Committee was one of the heretics.  I won't name the Hustler as the guilty party to save him from embarrassment.  Once again we were barely quorate with Doc Brown filling in as he continues his apprenticeship. His training seems to have hit a bit of a roadblock (not helped by a few inquorate assemblies).  We are all becoming concerned that he just might not be capable of shaking off his professional past. I don't know how much longer we can persevere with someone who still has the expert insight to describe Icebreaker as "edible".  It was also given the coveted award.

It has been some time since our TV We Liked in the '70s and '80s with Terrible Impersonations specialist interest group last met so we knew a lively evening was in prospect.  Before that treat we had a detailed report presented by Slipper of the Yard on his recent patrols with the Ongar Neighbourhood Watch and Famous People Who Live Nearby Stalkers Society.  He now knows what it must have felt like for the citizens of a certain north Essex town felt when they found out Tomsk lived among them.  Not only that but he has also managed (unwittingly) to sell his warts and all expose of life in the village to a national newspaper for the princely sum of £0.

I should draw a discreet veil over much of what was discussed by the specialist interest group. TV stars of the '70s have that effect it has to be said.  We did find out about one of Huggy's more niche sporting interests which provided great amusement and a chance for OD to audition as Finbarr Saunders. 

NNNNNNNENN having departed earlier to tackle his headwind home, I was able to watch the FWP as they formed into their celebrated Closing Time Retreat Formation and sped off into the night.  My own struggles were all ahead of me as I ground home.  Winter brings its own challenges but the roads are quieter, the skies clearer and the air fresher.  Despite 2 degrees on the Garmin and a bit of windchill on top of that, it was a pleasant ride home - which was just as well given how slowly I was going.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 December, 2021, 01:01:20 pm
Good write up ted.  Don't forget the conversation you need to have with a certain someone.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 09 December, 2021, 02:07:08 pm
"Worse than that, a fellow member of the Quaffers' Choice Committee was one of the heretics.  I won't name the Hustler as the guilty party to save him from embarrassment."



 ::-) One can only apologise. I blame the excitement of having O.D. back.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 09 December, 2021, 02:17:00 pm
I can understand that.  We see him so rarely these days.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 December, 2021, 02:27:51 pm
I can understand that.  We see him so rarely these days.

Yes I know, my turn to apologise now. 

Which leads nicely onto next week, which I will be able to make, so that'll be me attending on two consecutive weeks  :thumbsup:  Please can I encourage folks to shimmy over the the MEMWNS thread  (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=22529.17050) and join the discussion about curry night.   :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: hellymedic on 09 December, 2021, 08:13:50 pm
I was talking Mick Gray about this on Saturday as he was doing Audax almost before I was born. He said that AUK used to give out new numbers every year, but I'm not sure when that stopped.
For the record,  in 1984 a prefix A was added to the membership number which changed every year until 1988 - and probably had done before 1984 without prefix.
Numbers stabilised in 1989 but the year prefix certainly continued  into 1994 by which time it had become L
Someone will, I'm sure, say when the prefix letter was abandoned - a massive unresolved question.
An old cycling acquaintance still has a two-figure membership number which would surely be the envy of anyone still carrying a 3 or 4 figure number from 1989.   Membership numbers were also reissued in the past and someone interloped on my old lapsed [shame]  4 [more shame] figure number.
Takes off Audax </anorak>

I've had my number (2443) since I joined AUK in 1993.
Prefix letters were used to show when membership would elapse, so my prefixes would budge 5 places in the alphabet when I bought another 5 years' membership.

I think this was abandoned fairly recently. bhoot might know more.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: peter simplex on 09 December, 2021, 11:26:52 pm

Prefix letters were used to show when membership would elapse, so my prefixes would budge 5 places in the alphabet when I bought another 5 years' membership.

I think this was abandoned fairly recently. bhoot might know more.

Thanks. Great info, saved for posterity.  I guess that once the alphabet had been exhausted for renewals, the process would start again but with a suffix.   Kind of like how vehicle registrations progressed annually in mainland Britain, in an inverse kind of way. 
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: hellymedic on 09 December, 2021, 11:48:10 pm
Prefix letters were used to show when membership would elapse, so my prefixes would budge 5 places in the alphabet when I bought another 5 years' membership.
I think this was abandoned fairly recently. bhoot might know more.
Thanks. Great info, saved for posterity.  I guess that once the alphabet had been exhausted for renewals, the process would start again but with a suffix.   Kind of like how vehicle registrations progressed annually in mainland Britain, in an inverse kind of way. 
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I think letters were abandoned entirely when AUK computers could cope with 5-digit numbers and letters just confounded matters.
I think that the alphabet just started again, without a change of position. I think my membership letters have been M,R, V and B
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 10 December, 2021, 10:08:32 am
Severn Across was my first 400. I remember your silver jacket from that ride and last remember seeing you somewhere between Stowe on the Wold and Winchcombe.

There were a small group of riders to-ing and fro-ing around there, including the Brown's tandem. I didn't see many people after then, except at the stops.

Same here.  I did meet up with Bikeability man in Royal Wotton Bassett.  I’d got a puncture and my pump had failed.   I’d waited for someone to pass and he was the first.  He leant me a pump.  We then met up again at Membury services. Someone was sleeping in the toilet area as it was warmer. Can’t remember who that was.   Then rode with Bikeability man and his mate to the finish.  I then slept for 3 hours waiting for Howard Knight to finish.   Then refreshed drove home with Howard asleep in passenger seat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 December, 2021, 10:49:02 am
Severn Across was my first 400. I remember your silver jacket from that ride and last remember seeing you somewhere between Stowe on the Wold and Winchcombe.

There were a small group of riders to-ing and fro-ing around there, including the Brown's tandem. I didn't see many people after then, except at the stops.

Same here.  I did meet up with Bikeability man in Royal Wotton Bassett.  I’d got a puncture and my pump had failed.   I’d waited for someone to pass and he was the first.  He leant me a pump.  We then met up again at Membury services. Someone was sleeping in the toilet area as it was warmer. Can’t remember who that was.   Then rode with Bikeability man and his mate to the finish.  I then slept for 3 hours waiting for Howard Knight to finish.   Then refreshed drove home with Howard asleep in passenger seat.

Surely one day someone will make a Hollywood blockbuster about the UK audax scene, such a rich vein of thrilling content  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 10 December, 2021, 01:11:49 pm
Severn Across was my first 400. I remember your silver jacket from that ride and last remember seeing you somewhere between Stowe on the Wold and Winchcombe.

There were a small group of riders to-ing and fro-ing around there, including the Brown's tandem. I didn't see many people after then, except at the stops.

Same here.  I did meet up with Bikeability man in Royal Wotton Bassett.  I’d got a puncture and my pump had failed.   I’d waited for someone to pass and he was the first.  He leant me a pump.  We then met up again at Membury services. Someone was sleeping in the toilet area as it was warmer. Can’t remember who that was.   Then rode with Bikeability man and his mate to the finish.  I then slept for 3 hours waiting for Howard Knight to finish.   Then refreshed drove home with Howard asleep in passenger seat.

Surely one day someone will make a Hollywood blockbuster about the UK audax scene, such a rich vein of thrilling content  ;D

A special edition of the Likely Lads and Lasses
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 25 December, 2021, 06:39:45 am
Merry Christmas Everyone! Hope to see you all in the new year  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 December, 2021, 01:59:46 pm
Merry Christmas Everyone! Hope to see you all in the new year  :)

 :thumbsup: Merry Christmas to all our chums!  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 25 December, 2021, 07:14:36 pm
Merry Christmas to you all!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 January, 2022, 05:18:34 pm
Happy New Year, people!

And suddenly LEL entry is upon us, from 07/01/22. Who's up for it and what time are you thinking of starting? I'm probably going for the last group as in 2017 - this time though I believe that's 13:00, but we have until April to decide and to arrange team entry?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 01 January, 2022, 05:28:39 pm
Happy New Year, people!

And suddenly LEL entry is upon us, from 07/01/22. Who's up for it and what time are you thinking of starting? I'm probably going for the last group as in 2017 - this time though I believe that's 13:00, but we have until April to decide and to arrange team entry?
I'm really torn about entry, I kept my membership running especially for this but at the moment I can't imagine being able to ride that far with the time I have available to get ready for it... But I guess you've got to be in it to do it... Hmmmm
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 January, 2022, 09:17:23 am
I'm really torn about entry, I kept my membership running especially for this but at the moment I can't imagine being able to ride that far with the time I have available to get ready for it... But I guess you've got to be in it to do it... Hmmmm

Only you will be able to judge your commitments and training opportunities for this year, but here's my two penn'orth:

In 2005, for my first LEL, (I was 47 at the time), I did a bare minimum of preparation - we'd recently moved house, so I was very taken up with DIY etc, plus #2 sprog was still pre-school, which limited time further as I was then Number One Parent. I mostly trained on short rides, often pulling a fairly solid-for-his-age J in a trailer. My 400km ride was scuppered by my sister's Silver Wedding plans, so nothing longer than a 300! I still managed to get up to Edinburgh in under 2 days, though had a very leisurely ride back with very little night riding.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 January, 2022, 06:37:32 pm
I can feel that I'm going to get FOMO on this one :-( but I've made promises at home and the consequences of going back on those might mean a lot more living in a bivy than I would ever like :facepalm:

I'll say now though, I have a pass for PBP 2023 and I'm aiming to join an Arrow team (which I'm allowed to say now it's the new year) for this year, quite keen to Arrow on Fixed as well....that will focus my mind!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 03 January, 2022, 08:24:48 pm
I can feel that I'm going to get FOMO on this one :-( but I've made promises at home and the consequences of going back on those might mean a lot more living in a bivy than I would ever like :facepalm:

I'll say now though, I have a pass for PBP 2023 and I'm aiming to join an Arrow team (which I'm allowed to say now it's the new year) for this year, quite keen to Arrow on Fixed as well....that will focus my mind!

ACME Dynamite Fixed  :thumbsup:

ACME Grand in September as a PBP 2023 pre-qualifier? Only a three-day pass required ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 January, 2022, 09:17:43 pm
I can feel that I'm going to get FOMO on this one :-( but I've made promises at home and the consequences of going back on those might mean a lot more living in a bivy than I would ever like :facepalm:

I'll say now though, I have a pass for PBP 2023 and I'm aiming to join an Arrow team (which I'm allowed to say now it's the new year) for this year, quite keen to Arrow on Fixed as well....that will focus my mind!

ACME Dynamite Fixed  :thumbsup:

ACME Grand in September as a PBP 2023 pre-qualifier? Only a three-day pass required ...

Quote from: Tomsk
ACME Dynamite Fixed  :thumbsup:
  :thumbsup:
Quote from: Tomsk
ACME Grand in September as a PBP 2023 pre-qualifier? Only a three-day pass required ... 
  You're naughty! Will have to see how I progress this year...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 07:45:36 am
So, 2022...

LEL - did think about it but no, too much and inconvenient dates.

However, I do need to put my backside into a forward gear after 2 years of getting fatter and less fit.  Therefore...

A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 04 January, 2022, 10:18:13 am

ACME Dynamite Fixed  :thumbsup:


I don't yet have plans for Easter.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 January, 2022, 10:25:43 am
So, 2022...

LEL - did think about it but no, too much and inconvenient dates.

However, I do need to put my backside into a forward gear after 2 years of getting fatter and less fit.  Therefore...

A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.
Defo up for increasing distance and learning anything I can on how to ride for longer and further. Current goal is for a 600.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 11:16:43 am
So, 2022...

LEL - did think about it but no, too much and inconvenient dates.

However, I do need to put my backside into a forward gear after 2 years of getting fatter and less fit.  Therefore...

A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.
Defo up for increasing distance and learning anything I can on how to ride for longer and further. Current goal is for a 600.

Lets have a chat when we next see each other.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 January, 2022, 11:58:34 am
So, 2022...

LEL - did think about it but no, too much and inconvenient dates.

However, I do need to put my backside into a forward gear after 2 years of getting fatter and less fit.  Therefore...

A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.
A weekend ride to New Zealand and back is on my list this year, probably via Ireland
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 12:23:23 pm
So, 2022...

LEL - did think about it but no, too much and inconvenient dates.

However, I do need to put my backside into a forward gear after 2 years of getting fatter and less fit.  Therefore...

A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.
A weekend ride to New Zealand and back is on my list this year, probably via Ireland

Really?  Is that like how we rode to California a few years back?  The one in Norfolk!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 04 January, 2022, 12:24:15 pm
As in New Zealand Wiltshire and Ireland Bedfordshire?
If so sounds like a great idea for a ride
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 04 January, 2022, 01:17:44 pm
Add Greenland, New York, Moscow, Egypt, Columbia and Sydney and Tippers trip starts to take on global proportions
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 January, 2022, 01:29:17 pm
Add Greenland, New York, Moscow, Egypt, Columbia and Sydney and Tippers trip starts to take on global proportions
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 January, 2022, 02:09:56 pm
So, 2022...

LEL - did think about it but no, too much and inconvenient dates.

However, I do need to put my backside into a forward gear after 2 years of getting fatter and less fit.  Therefore...

A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.
Defo up for increasing distance and learning anything I can on how to ride for longer and further. Current goal is for a 600.

Lets have a chat when we next see each other.
Look forward to it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 January, 2022, 03:02:47 pm
I can feel that I'm going to get FOMO on this one :-( but I've made promises at home and the consequences of going back on those might mean a lot more living in a bivy than I would ever like :facepalm:

I'll say now though, I have a pass for PBP 2023 and I'm aiming to join an Arrow team (which I'm allowed to say now it's the new year) for this year, quite keen to Arrow on Fixed as well....that will focus my mind!

ACME Dynamite Fixed  :thumbsup:

ACME Grand in September as a PBP 2023 pre-qualifier? Only a three-day pass required ...
I'm up for a fixed ride to York.
The new fixed bike has a few luxury extras compared to last time (bottle cages and a rear brake) and has been through it's proving rides without issues.

I'm doubtfull about LEL or PBP - food wise, theres a limit to the range on emergency jelly babies after avoiding most common foodstuffs. I always avoided stopping in France on work trips because of the food.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 03:16:25 pm
... I always avoided stopping in France on work trips because of the food.

 ;D France isn't all frog's legs and snails you know. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 04 January, 2022, 03:45:33 pm
Keen for a ride to York too (albeit with my one cog very much not fixed)  :hand:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 04 January, 2022, 08:11:49 pm
Add Greenland, New York, Moscow, Egypt, Columbia and Sydney and Tippers trip starts to take on global proportions


All these places are also in the UK
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 January, 2022, 08:45:36 pm
Add Greenland, New York, Moscow, Egypt, Columbia and Sydney and Tippers trip starts to take on global proportions
(http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji50.png)

All these places are also in the UK

I'm still impressed! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 04 January, 2022, 09:01:06 pm
A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.

I really fancy shoving some suitably obese tyres on my Tripster and doing some COR. Maybe South Downs or King Alfred's. I may even start using words like "Bikepacking"  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 04 January, 2022, 09:28:04 pm
A cycling challenge of some sort is on the cards.  If any folks who aren't keen on LEL want to join me in pooling ideas then pool away.  I wouldn't rule out some sort of audax type thing.

I really fancy shoving some suitably obese tyres on my Tripster and doing some COR. Maybe South Downs or King Alfred's. I may even start using words like "Bikepacking"  :P

Unbelievable, what a poseur you are Bobb. I bet that after a summer of surfin' the trails you'll be growing a beard for next winter and riding fixed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 04 January, 2022, 09:31:04 pm
Btw, I can fit 38s with 'guards on my Tripster or 45 naked. 700c. 👍
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 04 January, 2022, 10:51:14 pm
As in New Zealand Wiltshire and Ireland Bedfordshire?
If so sounds like a great idea for a ride
:thumbsup: New Zealand has been on my list of rides ever since i spotted it on Sat Nav in the car on the way to Wales once. Might even route via Marsh Gibbon in one direction, for old times sake.

In other news, it seems the ACME Grand is within Piss Taking tollerances in the Tippers house hold so that might just be my goal for 2022.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 January, 2022, 09:01:19 am
As in New Zealand Wiltshire and Ireland Bedfordshire?
If so sounds like a great idea for a ride
:thumbsup: New Zealand has been on my list of rides ever since i spotted it on Sat Nav in the car on the way to Wales once. Might even route via Marsh Gibbon in one direction, for old times sake.

In other news, it seems the ACME Grand is within Piss Taking tollerances in the Tippers house hold so that might just be my goal for 2022.

 :thumbsup: I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2022, 09:31:04 am
As in New Zealand Wiltshire and Ireland Bedfordshire?
If so sounds like a great idea for a ride
:thumbsup: New Zealand has been on my list of rides ever since i spotted it on Sat Nav in the car on the way to Wales once. Might even route via Marsh Gibbon in one direction, for old times sake.

In other news, it seems the ACME Grand is within Piss Taking tollerances in the Tippers house hold so that might just be my goal for 2022.

 :thumbsup: I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

So this will be a new 1000km route?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 January, 2022, 09:50:06 am
I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

When I was looking at routing myself, I earmarked Northallerton for an early stop on the second day. I've got a hotel in mind that has a bar and restaurant. Then Oakham on day three.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 January, 2022, 09:55:14 am
I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

When I was looking at routing myself, I earmarked Northallerton for an early stop on the second day. I've got a hotel in mind that has a bar and restaurant. Then Oakham on day three.
I'm actually thinking I might go all out and try this one on Fixed.

Similar thinking for me, push through the first night, long rest through the majority of the night on the Friday then some sleep on Saturday night with hopefully a 200ish left to do. That's with absolutely no checking of routes etc. done....just a plan...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2022, 10:02:43 am
Devoting holiday to cycling adventures could be an issue in 2022 as The Current Mrs R and I have many joint plans.  That said I have earmarked some days to cover ACME Goes Dutch.

So the idea of setting off on a Friday evening after work, pushing on through Friday night and Saturday, resting up on Saturday night and riding home on Sunday appeals.  I know 600k can be done in this sort of time frame, not surer about 1000k.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 January, 2022, 10:05:54 am
As I am almost certainly not doing LEL (which was my original plan) and as I can no longer make the Dutch trip, I do need something to encourage me to back out awheel a bit more regularly.  The flatter ACME Grand sounds, well, grand.

I will probably ride the A&S just to make sure I have a reasonable pre-qualifier in the bag (and because it is my favourite event) then work towards the Grand.  Not sure about fixed, it's an option but, having invested a bit in my geared bikes this year, I feel I ought to use them for something more than a trip to the pub.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 January, 2022, 10:24:33 am
Talking of ACME Goes Dutch, I found some footage of OD's pre-ride rally from our last big trip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8QVGW78XU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8QVGW78XU)

Hopefully there will be similar numbers this year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2022, 10:34:41 am
Talking of ACME Goes Dutch, I found some footage of OD's pre-ride rally from our last big trip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8QVGW78XU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8QVGW78XU)

Hopefully there will be similar numbers this year.

 ;D

I actually have a Dutch colleague now, Romke, I'll see if he wants to come with us.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 05 January, 2022, 10:45:12 am
You do look younger in that footage.  It's probably the orange crown and jacket.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 05 January, 2022, 10:51:15 am
I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

When I was looking at routing myself, I earmarked Northallerton for an early stop on the second day. I've got a hotel in mind that has a bar and restaurant. Then Oakham on day three.
I'm actually thinking I might go all out and try this one on Fixed.

Similar thinking for me, push through the first night, long rest through the majority of the night on the Friday then some sleep on Saturday night with hopefully a 200ish left to do. That's with absolutely no checking of routes etc. done....just a plan...

My cycling mojo may be returning, I'm tempted, but in poor shape at the moment, work in progress.

I need regular sleep stops, so my plan would be to bivi every night and delete all train booking apps from my phone.

Keep up the good work Tomsk👍
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 January, 2022, 11:24:30 am
I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

When I was looking at routing myself, I earmarked Northallerton for an early stop on the second day. I've got a hotel in mind that has a bar and restaurant. Then Oakham on day three.
I'm actually thinking I might go all out and try this one on Fixed.

Similar thinking for me, push through the first night, long rest through the majority of the night on the Friday then some sleep on Saturday night with hopefully a 200ish left to do. That's with absolutely no checking of routes etc. done....just a plan...

Bit of admin.  It's an 11am start on Thursday so you have to be back 2pm on Sunday.   I would err against leaving 200k for the last day.   On the last one I had 120k (St Neots to Witham) and was back by 11 with a 5am start.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 January, 2022, 11:57:08 am
I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

When I was looking at routing myself, I earmarked Northallerton for an early stop on the second day. I've got a hotel in mind that has a bar and restaurant. Then Oakham on day three.
I'm actually thinking I might go all out and try this one on Fixed.

Similar thinking for me, push through the first night, long rest through the majority of the night on the Friday then some sleep on Saturday night with hopefully a 200ish left to do. That's with absolutely no checking of routes etc. done....just a plan...

Bit of admin.  It's an 11am start on Thursday so you have to be back 2pm on Sunday.   I would err against leaving 200k for the last day.   On the last one I had 120k (St Neots to Witham) and was back by 11 with a 5am start.

I struggled to find anywhere obvious after Northallerton for the second night, without cycling too far into that night. That then makes for a long third day (I've assumed starting at circa 3am), and Oakham is where that day would end at around 8pm. So the final day would be another 3am start. It would be 180km, so a finish at around 1pm would be reasonable.

I could always ride faster, but I've assumed that won't happen!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 January, 2022, 12:06:06 pm
I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

When I was looking at routing myself, I earmarked Northallerton for an early stop on the second day. I've got a hotel in mind that has a bar and restaurant. Then Oakham on day three.
I'm actually thinking I might go all out and try this one on Fixed.

Similar thinking for me, push through the first night, long rest through the majority of the night on the Friday then some sleep on Saturday night with hopefully a 200ish left to do. That's with absolutely no checking of routes etc. done....just a plan...

Bit of admin.  It's an 11am start on Thursday so you have to be back 2pm on Sunday.   I would err against leaving 200k for the last day.   On the last one I had 120k (St Neots to Witham) and was back by 11 with a 5am start.
Yeah, when I say the last day, I use the term day loosely.....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 January, 2022, 12:29:56 pm
I'm still chugging round the Flatish Grand route with Mrs Google, but it's flat, really, really flat: in the region of 3,000m climbing ... I reckon based on our pace on the lumpy 8.25 AAA route last year, I could afford a proper sleep stop each night. Next job on the list is to work out the possible sleep and control options for an info sheet.

When I was looking at routing myself, I earmarked Northallerton for an early stop on the second day. I've got a hotel in mind that has a bar and restaurant. Then Oakham on day three.
I'm actually thinking I might go all out and try this one on Fixed.

Similar thinking for me, push through the first night, long rest through the majority of the night on the Friday then some sleep on Saturday night with hopefully a 200ish left to do. That's with absolutely no checking of routes etc. done....just a plan...

Bit of admin.  It's an 11am start on Thursday so you have to be back 2pm on Sunday.   I would err against leaving 200k for the last day.   On the last one I had 120k (St Neots to Witham) and was back by 11 with a 5am start.

I struggled to find anywhere obvious after Northallerton for the second night, without cycling too far into that night. That then makes for a long third day (I've assumed starting at circa 3am), and Oakham is where that day would end at around 8pm. So the final day would be another 3am start. It would be 180km, so a finish at around 1pm would be reasonable.

I could always ride faster, but I've assumed that won't happen!

See, now I'm spending valuable work time playing with routes on Google maps.....

I'd be tempted to try to get to Pocklington by Friday night, riding straight through Thursday night.   That would let me have lunch at Mum's on Saturday (could possibly leave a change of kit there) and then aim to get to Chatteris by Saturday night, leaving a bit over 100k for Sunday morning and a fry up at the finish.   If you draw a straight line from Newmarket to Witham it would not come through the village as opposed to the old Grand - I'm not sure if that's a benefit or not.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 January, 2022, 12:42:41 pm
Northallerton is approx 550km, and Pocklington at approx 630km. With an 11am start, I think 630km would mean pushing to much into the night after riding through the first night. Ideally I would like to aim for something between the 2 places, but I couldn't see anything obvious on the route (I think I checked Travelodge and Premier Inn options). With that choice, I would opt for the earlier stop and get up early ... but then I'm a morning person so that suits me.

Tomsk will probably be along at some stage and suggest something different.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 January, 2022, 12:43:17 pm
Is this the flat grand route, where is it listed, I may have missed the post??
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 January, 2022, 12:48:09 pm
Is this the flat grand route, where is it listed, I may have missed the post??

It's not official yet so I just plugged the control list from the AUK website into Google Maps.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 January, 2022, 12:51:31 pm
Northallerton is approx 550km, and Pocklington at approx 630km. With an 11am start, I think 630km would mean pushing to much into the night after riding through the first night. Ideally I would like to aim for something between the 2 places, but I couldn't see anything obvious on the route (I think I checked Travelodge and Premier Inn options). With that choice, I would opt for the earlier stop and get up early ... but then I'm a morning person so that suits me.

Tomsk will probably be along at some stage and suggest something different.

I can get round the Flatlands in 36hrs with an 8hr overnight stop.   Riding straight through makes me think that Pocklington is do-able by 9pm Friday.   I am basing this on the fitness I had 2 years ago when I was also a stone lighter, though, so there is some work to do.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 January, 2022, 12:58:29 pm
Is this the flat grand route, where is it listed, I may have missed the post??

It's not official yet so I just plugged the control list from the AUK website into Google Maps.

I put together a draft RwGPS route, essentially to check that it could be ridden without using main roads. It can be done, with a distance of 1050km. I suspect that this could be reduced, but wasn't going to spend time on it until I saw Tomsk's route.

I can get round the Flatlands in 36hrs with an 8hr overnight stop.   Riding straight through makes me think that Pocklington is do-able by 9pm Friday.   I am basing this on the fitness I had 2 years ago when I was also a stone lighter, though, so there is some work to do.

I think that explains the difference. I optimise to see the scenery at a slower pace!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 05 January, 2022, 04:15:34 pm
I've yet to give serious thought to overnight accomodation options, but since it's flatter, a higher average speed than last year should be achievable. I'm leaning towards three nights:

1) Markham Moor (Travelodge near Retford, on the A1)
2) Pocklington (there's a motel on the A1079 bypass, just off the route) or Goole (Glews, also just off the route), also a Travelodge on the northern outskirts of York
3) and the final night in either Peterborough Premier Inn or the Green Welly, Chatteris.

I'll research a range of options after I've finished the draft route sheet and finessed the bonus kilometres and main-road variants. I'm seriously thinking of riding a tour over about a week to check things in more detail in the spring. I have some cycleroute ideas including some of the Green Wheel through Peterborough and a bit of COR here and there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2022, 10:43:54 am
Apologies for intruding on the ACME Grand dedicated thread.

Five Go Wild in Totham

A cold night in January in the teeth of Omicron was never going to bring out numbers so it was pleasing to arrive at the Swan at Totham and find another four misguided souls. The Famous Witham Peloton had managed to pull together Doc Brown (retd.), OD and Huggy and had been joined by Ravey Davey Gravy - I knew he was there from the moment I arrived, who else uses glow sticks instead of bike lights ?

The Swan was pleasingly busy, no doubt helped by the local lake fishermen having their annual meeting in the other bar.  It also remains one of the cheaper venues for sampling decent ales.  They now have three taps running but our favourite dessert ale is still in bottles - a fact which somehow escaped the refined palate of head brewer Huggy.  An inquorate Quaffers' Choice Committee sampled Crouch Vale's Brewers Gold, St Austell's Tribute, Mighty Oak's Captain Bob and (for dessert) Mighty Oak's Oscar Wilde Mild.  Doc Brown (retd.) is finally showing some signs of progress.   "It tastes exactly the same to me" he opined while drinking his second sample of exactly the same ale.  Such insight !  I had my revenge for his previous failings later on when I accidentally threw a pint of Oscar Wilde Mild at him.

The formal business of inventing the new Epi festival out of the way, we turned our attention to seeing if we could shorten some other potential adventures into something manageable - I had got slightly carried away earlier in the day in this very parish looking at the older boys discussing the ACME Grand and how many hours sleep they could manage before realising I would not have time for anything beyond a quick nap in a ditch while slogging round 1000km at an ever-slower pace. OD's idea of a weekend adventure starting with an overnight ride on the Friday was soon refined into riding somewhere on a Saturday morning to spend an evening carousing in a hostelry somewhere else, sleeping in a hotel and riding back the next day (possibly using the train for most of the return journey).  That's the kind of adventure we can all get enthusiastic about.  Ravey did suggest adding some COR to make it a bit harder before he got distracted by the beeping till which he insisted was actually a Seb Fontaine remix from the early '90s scene as he shuffled round the pub with his hands very much in the air.

It wasn't long before Ravey was putting his oversized hat on and preparing to leave.  He was headed to a field somewhere in Hampshire for an allnighter. The icy blast as he opened the door made us all realise we were in for a cold haul home (if you can call dawdling 9k back to Witham a haul - I bet their Garmins hadn't even cooled down from being indoors before they were home, some of us had nearly 20km of flat roads to negotiate).  We all decided the best thing to do in the circumstances was sample another ale and annoy the staff by appearing to call the barmaid the name we use for the person in charge of the kitty.  According to her, the correct term is, in fact, wench.  Wait until we tell the Hustler.

Naturally the further sample was to have consequences.  I still shudder to think how unnecessary the whole episode was but I can't turn back time.  Basically, the FWP had synched into their celebrated three musketeers formation but I had engaged Doc Brown (retd.) in a technical discussion so the arrow was missing its point.  As soon as I saw OD and Huggy's furious faces, I realised my grave error and sped off into the night leaving Doc Brown (retd.) to face the music. I hope his inevitable ban is a short one but I fear for his prospects of ever making the FWP Grand Circle now.

Despite it being minus 2, it was a beautiful starlit ride home with only two cars for the whole journey.  If I had gone to bed straight away, instead of staying up for a while to watch England toiling in the 4th Test, it would have been a glorious end to a good evening.





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2022, 11:21:01 am
ted, you forgot to mention the forthcoming nuptials.  I won't mention any names at this stage as someone needs to pop the question to someone else now that we've all decided it's a good idea cos basically we fancy staging a stag night  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2022, 11:48:06 am
I just didn't think it was my news to announce and, as you say, that person has a bit of admin to deal with first.

Where do you fancy for the stag - Lowestoft looks nice ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2022, 11:58:55 am
I just didn't think it was my news to announce and, as you say, that person has a bit of admin to deal with first.

Where do you fancy for the stag - Lowestoft looks nice ?

Lowestoft is a natural choice  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 06 January, 2022, 12:15:25 pm
Beer wench is a weekend thing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 January, 2022, 01:06:28 pm
OD's idea of a weekend adventure starting with an overnight ride on the Friday was soon refined into riding somewhere on a Saturday morning to spend an evening carousing in a hostelry somewhere else, sleeping in a hotel and riding back the next day (possibly using the train for most of the return journey).  That's the kind of adventure we can all get enthusiastic about.  Ravey did suggest adding some COR to make it a bit harder

Whatever happened to the Peddars Way adventure?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2022, 01:25:30 pm
I still fancy that.  Spring might be better.  It is more of a day trip though - as Bobb would say, a micro adventure  :demon:

You rode most of it last year didn't you ?

I know someone who added on most of the Icknield Way and made it a multi-day thing. It looked pretty mixed but good fun.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2022, 01:47:47 pm
I still fancy that.  Spring might be better.  It is more of a day trip though - as Bobb would say, a micro adventure  :demon:

You rode most of it last year didn't you ?

I know someone who added on most of the Icknield Way and made it a multi-day thing. It looked pretty mixed but good fun.

No Peddars Way needn't just be a day thing.  In days gone by me, Oaky, Wobbly John and Tomsk did PW on a Saturday, camped Saturday night then ventured home on Sunday.  If memory serves on the Sunday we rode along the coast to Sheringham were we hopped on a train.  It was a smashing weekend.

Thinking about it, I'd love to do California again.  That was a proper adventure.  We did 190 miles in one go with bikes loaded with camping gear, I'd never gone that far before and ended up in a very sorry state  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 January, 2022, 01:53:24 pm
You rode most of it last year didn't you ?

Yes, riding from home. Just missed out the last few km as I turned back south for Kings Lynn and the train home.

There were 2 sections on your original route to be updated as they were impassable and required detours. One involved a power station, and the other a live firing range. It seemed the right thing to do in avoiding these.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2022, 01:58:15 pm
no sense of adventure
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2022, 02:00:55 pm
no sense of adventure

Words plucked from my lips!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2022, 05:37:09 pm
Bless my soul, I've just entered ted's Oyster.  According to AUK's website the last Audax I completed was the 100k Don't Keep to the Road in Yorkshire on 29th April 2017  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2022, 05:39:35 pm
I thought there must be another ACME rider called Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge when I saw your name on the start list.

How exciting.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: cycleman on 06 January, 2022, 06:33:30 pm
Depending on when I  would be interested in riding the peddlers way in the spring. I have a tricon gr trike with 26-wheels arriving in February. I am of course slow but I am game  ;)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 06 January, 2022, 11:45:23 pm
Bless my soul, I've just entered ted's Oyster.  According to AUK's website the last Audax I completed was the 100k Don't Keep to the Road in Yorkshire on 29th April 2017  :thumbsup:

What is this? Still can't find anything on the Audax site.

Still, those icons look amazing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 07 January, 2022, 02:43:57 am
Try the Kelvedon Oyster (https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=9511), as discussed in the Winter Series thread (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=105450.550#msg2668763).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 January, 2022, 09:05:54 am
Try the Kelvedon Oyster (https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=9511), as discussed in the Winter Series thread (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=105450.550#msg2668763).

Many thanks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 07 January, 2022, 09:27:41 am
Try the Kelvedon Oyster (https://audax.uk/event-details?eventId=9511), as discussed in the Winter Series thread (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=105450.550#msg2668763).

Many thanks  :thumbsup:

While we're on this.   The GPS file is dated Jan 20 and I believe that the route has changed.   Best to wait before downloading ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 07 January, 2022, 09:29:36 am
Many thanks for the heads-up! :-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 07 January, 2022, 11:13:23 am
Snotty Gilbert and Dr Gilbert have entered :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Team put down as "ACME" - I'm sure we can sort out the finer details later.

Do we want an ACME LEL Thread?


Happy New Year, people!

And suddenly LEL entry is upon us, from 07/01/22. Who's up for it and what time are you thinking of starting? I'm probably going for the last group as in 2017 - this time though I believe that's 13:00, but we have until April to decide and to arrange team entry?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 January, 2022, 11:43:18 am
Kelvedon Oyster route is the same.  I just need a weather window and some time to ride a route check but it won't change.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 07 January, 2022, 12:04:43 pm
Snotty Gilbert and Dr Gilbert have entered :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Team put down as "ACME" - I'm sure we can sort out the finer details later.

Do we want an ACME LEL Thread?


Oops  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 07 January, 2022, 12:23:34 pm
Bless my soul, I've just entered ted's Oyster.  According to AUK's website the last Audax I completed was the 100k Don't Keep to the Road in Yorkshire on 29th April 2017  :thumbsup:

What is this? Still can't find anything on the Audax site.

Still, those icons look amazing!

I have found in the past the anvils series ride one comes under a different region in the search function
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 07 January, 2022, 12:40:17 pm
Snotty Gilbert and Dr Gilbert have entered :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Team put down as "ACME" - I'm sure we can sort out the finer details later.

Do we want an ACME LEL Thread?


Happy New Year, people!

And suddenly LEL entry is upon us, from 07/01/22. Who's up for it and what time are you thinking of starting? I'm probably going for the last group as in 2017 - this time though I believe that's 13:00, but we have until April to decide and to arrange team entry?

I'm in too!
I put my team as Audax Club Mid Essex (ACME) so hopefully they can figure it out :).

ACME LEL thread sounds like a good idea.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 January, 2022, 05:25:38 pm
ACME LEL thread sounds like a good idea.

Done it! (Over in Audax) ...

Let's not get too excited just yet - one step at a time, starting with the Oyster on 15th January. And Easter Arrows; SRs; assorted other long rides etcetera.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 07 January, 2022, 06:00:36 pm
I still fancy that.  Spring might be better.  It is more of a day trip though - as Bobb would say, a micro adventure  :demon:

You rode most of it last year didn't you ?

I know someone who added on most of the Icknield Way and made it a multi-day thing. It looked pretty mixed but good fun.

No Peddars Way needn't just be a day thing.  In days gone by me, Oaky, Wobbly John and Tomsk did PW on a Saturday, camped Saturday night then ventured home on Sunday.  If memory serves on the Sunday we rode along the coast to Sheringham were we hopped on a train.  It was a smashing weekend.

Thinking about it, I'd love to do California again.  That was a proper adventure.  We did 190 miles in one go with bikes loaded with camping gear, I'd never gone that far before and ended up in a very sorry state  ;D

If you do Peddars Way and decide to spend your last night (after finishing) in Old Hunstanton.  There are some beach huts with decking in the sand dunes.  Just below the public car park near a nice pub (short walk from pub) as well. We ended up bivvying on the decking when we did Peddars way a number of years back. Woke to a murmuration of starlings in the pre dawn light.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 14 January, 2022, 11:57:12 am
I am short of a controller for Pebmarsh tomorrow.  The control is open from 10.04 to 11.25 so it could suit a couple of ACME riders in a relay or an ACME person not riding tomorrow.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 January, 2022, 11:06:28 pm
I am short of a controller for Pebmarsh tomorrow.  The control is open from 10.04 to 11.25 so it could suit a couple of ACME riders in a relay or an ACME person not riding tomorrow.
Sorry only just seen this, bit late now I guess!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 15 January, 2022, 11:55:15 pm
I expect you're welcome to go and stand there now anyway?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 January, 2022, 03:25:34 pm
If I'm not careful, I'm going to end up riding LEL.

I can't make ACME goes Dutch and the ACME Grand looks difficult to fit in any sleep at all - never mind a useful amount.

Maybe what's required is what Bobb calls a bikepacking micro adventure.

I have signed up for the Snow Roads on the 11th June which could also be tied into some back country riding on the Cairngorms' endless trails.

The other options are KAW, an East Anglian coastal circuit, Pedders and Icknield, one way trip to somewhere involving lots of old railways.  Happy to camp, hotel or a mix of the two.

Time is running out before I have to commit to LEL...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 January, 2022, 03:57:30 pm
It may sound silly, but LEL is a pretty relaxed ride, because the average speed is lower than a 1000km Audax.
If you're lucky with control beds you can sleep 4 or 5 hours a night and still finish within the time limit. Similarly, if the controls haven't run out of food, it's quick and easy to fuel up. With rest and food quickly available and few distractions, like interesting scenery, for example, you'll be making best use of your time pedalling, so it's all pretty straightforward.

You should ride it at least once, and at your time of life........
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 January, 2022, 03:59:14 pm
I think even I could sleep a couple of hours on LEL, it was the ACME Grand that had me worried.

You haven't helped in my quest to find an excuse not to ride LEL.  Maybe I need a new bike  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 January, 2022, 04:06:33 pm
👍

Make sure you acquire the latest and lightest bike with all the newest tech to make sure you're not outgunned by all the Indian, Thai and Fillipino guys. Then you'll be fine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 19 January, 2022, 04:11:56 pm
I think even I could sleep a couple of hours on LEL, it was the ACME Grand that had me worried.


I reckon you can get a couple of hotel stops in on the Grand.   You just need to manage your time efficiently during the day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 19 January, 2022, 04:40:04 pm
I think even I could sleep a couple of hours on LEL, it was the ACME Grand that had me worried.

You haven't helped in my quest to find an excuse not to ride LEL.  Maybe I need a new bike  :thumbsup:

Maybe Carlos could be your LEL riding companion
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 January, 2022, 04:44:27 pm
I think even I could sleep a couple of hours on LEL, it was the ACME Grand that had me worried.

You haven't helped in my quest to find an excuse not to ride LEL.  Maybe I need a new bike  :thumbsup:

Maybe Carlos could be your LEL riding companion

Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore, so I can't meet the entry criteria, oh well!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 19 January, 2022, 05:09:05 pm

Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore, so I can't meet the entry criteria, oh well!

I am sure there is some sort of separate geriatric ballot. Everyone loves hearing about old boys that can still do it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 January, 2022, 05:12:35 pm

Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore, so I can't meet the entry criteria, oh well!

I am sure there is some sort of separate geriatric ballot. Everyone loves hearing about old boys that can still do it.

Yep, just passing on a lifetime of experience and knowledge to you young snapper whippers.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 19 January, 2022, 05:17:35 pm
I think even I could sleep a couple of hours on LEL, it was the ACME Grand that had me worried.

You haven't helped in my quest to find an excuse not to ride LEL.  Maybe I need a new bike  :thumbsup:

Maybe Carlos could be your LEL riding companion

Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore, so I can't meet the entry criteria, oh well!

Enter the ballot. Danial has said everyone in ballot will get in. Lucky you raised your keenness to enter and the challenge you face with it. It’s not too late!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 January, 2022, 05:25:27 pm
I think even I could sleep a couple of hours on LEL, it was the ACME Grand that had me worried.

You haven't helped in my quest to find an excuse not to ride LEL.  Maybe I need a new bike  :thumbsup:

Maybe Carlos could be your LEL riding companion

Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore, so I can't meet the entry criteria, oh well!

Enter the ballot. Danial has said everyone in ballot will get in. Lucky you raised your keenness to enter and the challenge you face with it. It’s not too late!

Thanks Phil😭
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 January, 2022, 05:27:07 pm
Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore...

What?!?  :o  Even I'm an AUK member and I recently completed an audax  O:-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 19 January, 2022, 05:44:47 pm
Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore...

What?!?  :o  Even I'm an AUK member and I recently completed an audax  O:-)

What you didn’t divert to a pub garden and spend the audax just drinking beer?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 January, 2022, 05:59:32 pm
Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore...

What?!?  :o  Even I'm an AUK member and I recently completed an audax  O:-)

What you didn’t divert to a pub garden and spend the audax just drinking beer?

Nope, I have paperwork to prove I did the ride.  And I'm dry at the moment so no beer passed my lips  O:-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 19 January, 2022, 06:29:45 pm
Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore...

What?!?  :o  Even I'm an AUK member and I recently completed an audax  O:-)

What you didn’t divert to a pub garden and spend the audax just drinking beer?

Nope, I have paperwork to prove I did the ride.  And I'm dry at the moment so no beer passed my lips  O:-)

Have aliens abducted the real Oscar’s Dad and replaced him with a doppelgänger?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 January, 2022, 06:41:35 pm
Kind of, its the new me!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 19 January, 2022, 06:46:16 pm
Maybe what's required is what Bobb calls a bikepacking micro adventure.

I'm up for a bikepacking adventure. But more mega than micro!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 January, 2022, 07:13:35 pm
Maybe what's required is what Bobb calls a bikepacking micro adventure.

I'm up for a bikepacking adventure. But more mega than micro!

Bikepacking.com have a new "weekly series through which we’re excited to show off backyard rides, campouts, and more from our readers around the globe". Only requires a few sentences and photos. I reckon with a bit of prior planning, the antithesis of the usual submissions could be enacted by members of this parish.

https://bikepacking.com/news/weekend-snapshot-2/ (https://bikepacking.com/news/weekend-snapshot-2/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 19 January, 2022, 08:39:33 pm
Un/fortunately, I'm not even an Audax UK member anymore...

What?!?  :o  Even I'm an AUK member and I recently completed an audax  O:-)

What you didn’t divert to a pub garden and spend the audax just drinking beer?

Nope, I have paperwork to prove I did the ride.  And I'm dry at the moment so no beer passed my lips  O:-)

He wasn’t very happy about it, though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 January, 2022, 08:50:21 pm
It wasn't the most fun I've had, but the fitness will return along with the fun.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 January, 2022, 10:09:20 am
Just Keep the Ferrero Rocher Circulating

Last night's mini tour of Maldon was an ideal opportunity for our diplomatic corps to shine.  It gets to the point where you can only sit back and wonder at how they manage it.

I arrived (only slightly late) to find the Famous Witham Peloton (Huggy, Hustler and Doc Brown) in their ready formation outside the Carpenter's Arms.  Apparently it was quiz night and as the FWP was shorn of its largest brain with Oaky's continuing MIA status, they had concluded a quiz was no place for them.  Luckily the Blue Boar is a short hop and it gave Gandalf the snotty and I a chance to watch the FWP form into their brief journey triple line formation and speed across the cobbled park to the bike security zone.  We were soon joined by Tomsk.

Things did not improve much in the BB.  After the early disappointment of the Brewer's Gold finishing with only one sample poured, we had a momentary uplift with a finely kept Bishop Nick 1555.  The arrival of Crouch Vale's Amarillo, normally a reliable treat, was to spark our first diplomatic incident of the evening.  Our Head Brewer is forthright in his views on sub-standard ales and had no shame in declaring to the barmaid that it was "alright if you enjoy drinking vinegar".  The rest of us just kept quiet, held our noses and finished our samples.  Worse was to come when the barmaid decided she had had enough and closed the pub at 9.30.  The locals at the table next to us were not amused and decided to follow our Head Brewer out of the pub to continue the debate about his harsh review.  Of course, Huggy was having none of it.  He made it clear to his new friends that people drinking draft Guinness had no business opining on how anything should taste and headed off for home.

Luckily, I was able to tempt Lord Hugginsworth to reconsider with the promise of a digestif at 'Spoons.  He really is mad for a pastis.

By the time the two of us arrived there, Tomsk had already secured our usual table.  On our Epi ride it had taken the Second Battle of Maldon (* see historical note below) but, Tomsk's hardman reputation now firmly established, all it took this time was a stare and a shooing gesture to secure our barside vantage point.  Here was a chance for Doc Brown to polish his ambassadorial credentials. It will be some time before the girls at the next table forget his arrival.  No sooner had he sat down than he was back up again to slightly cock his leg and unleash an emission that you could taste never mind smell.  Still, it cleared the bar area for us, allowing us to order more quickly. 

We sampled Ringwood's Forty Niner and Hook Norton's Old Hooky and still had enough change to catch Arthur Askey at the playhouse, buy a bag of chips and pay for the tram fare home (according to our older members at least).

An inquorate Quaffers' Choice Committee would probably have picked Forty Niner but our senses were still recovering from Doc's dramatic entrance so it is hard to be certain.

I had some questions to put to our technical sub-committee.  Unusually, it was not Doc that had control of the flipchart but our very own Igaro Wizard, Harry Snotter.   His detailed drawings of how to piggyback the connectors and the visit to his bike for a practical demonstration even made sense.  The hour's detailed discussion between Harry, Huggy and Doc immediately afterwards just left the rest of us looking baffled and trying to work out whether granularity was something we needed to worry about.

At least there is no early closing at 'Spoons so we made the most of the warmth while putting off the journey home in the cold for as long as possible.

As ever, the return journey was far better than feared and not just because of the beer coat.  A clear sky with a full moon made for a beautifully lit traverse of the gritted lanes and as soon as the wind was on your back it did not feel anything like the below zero temperature showing on the Garmin.

That's at least one more venue to add to Huggy's boycott list. 

 


* I recall there is not so much as an abandonded horned helmet or axe head to show the First Battle of Maldon ever happened despite the imposing statue of Brithnoth as you enter the harbour.  The same cannot be said of the Second Battle of Maldon where there is video evidence of Tomsk's terrible rampage and where archaeologists will still be picking up fragments of stella glasses and bookies' pens in the next millenium.

 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2022, 11:23:26 am
So let me get this straight...

huggy upsets the Blue Boar barmaid and some fellow drinkers and goes home in a huff and BFC lets go a fart in 'spoons which is worse than what hit Tonga the other day? 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 20 January, 2022, 11:30:53 am
Almost, Huggy didn't go home as soon as the promise of a digestif was made.  I now realise that digestif is just a posh name for a shot.

Thinking back, I suspect the barmaid at the BB didn't actually call closing time as there were people in the other bar as well and the locals next to us had just ordered full pints when we left. It is highly likely she just wanted rid of us before continuing as usual.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2022, 12:01:08 pm
Almost, Huggy didn't go home as soon as the promise of a digestif was made.  I now realise that digestif is just a posh name for a shot.

Thinking back, I suspect the barmaid at the BB didn't actually call closing time as there were people in the other bar as well and the locals next to us had just ordered full pints when we left. It is highly likely she just wanted rid of us before continuing as usual.

I think there must be something about the Blue Boar. 

Years ago, on the first outing of the Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny, which was being worn by me, we dropped in on the BB and I came dangerously close to being beaten up by a bloke wearing a rugby shirt.  He didn't like the fact that a knob wearing a reindeer suit was talking to his girl friend and her friend.  We ended parting as friends, and huggy might want to pay attention here, I used my natural charm to defuse the situation, hence parting on the best of terms.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 21 January, 2022, 12:41:02 pm
Your "natural charm" getting you into trouble again OD.
If only you weren't a dead ringer for George Clooney in looks and banter, life would be so much simpler.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 January, 2022, 03:42:49 pm
Your "natural charm" getting you into trouble again OD.
If only you weren't a dead ringer for George Clooney in looks and banter, life would be so much simpler.

We all have our crosses to bear!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 January, 2022, 11:15:16 am
Splintering Again

The suggestion of a venue so Western you could almost see the Statue of Liberty, was enough to prompt us Easterners to arrange an EER reunion at one of our favourite lockdown venues; the Alma at Copford.

I arrived to find OD, the Hustler, the Gas Fuelled Pensioner, Fandango and the Essex Strangler sitting at the table I had reserved in a half empty pub.

We sampled Black Sheep, Guinness (Hustler, Fandango and Strangler), Moretti (me and the GFP), Speckled Hen 0.0 (OD) and Peroni 0.0 (OD).  A qourate Quaffers' Choice Committee would have been struggling anyway but at least our apprentice turned up in a fit state to learn something this week.

What started as a fairly technical discussion about how long the GFP's metre long ruler is soon descended into a heated debate between Fandango and the rest of the legendary ACME Anvils 2017 Arrows Squad.  His memory of that famous ride being somewhat at odds with the other three of us: Fandango - "I led from the front for 398 of the 399km distance only for Ted to overtake me downhill into York so he could get to the bar more quickly, I stood around freezing while you all changed into your morning, afternoon, early evening, overnight and arrival outfits and I didn't even get 4 points because of your navigational inadequacies",  the other three of us "you turned up with only a thin jacket, a pack of three and some lube in a tiny saddlebag on your light bike, spent half the time disappearing down the road, the other half moaning about how cold you were and asking why we couldn't speed up to help you keep warm then wasted half the night trying to find the non-existent shangri-la services at Brigg you had been telling us about from breakfast onwards and to top it all you were last to the bar at York."

It was good to see our team mate again.

With Ambassador Humpy not around this week, things seemed to go much more smoothly with the staff (despite the Black Sheep being, as our apprentice too expertly described it, a bit sharp).  In fact, so favoured were we that we were having our drinks delivered to the table with a friendly smile (ie not by the Hustler) by the end of the evening.

The whole effect was somewhat spoiled by our exit.  I blame the Famous Witham Peloton.  They had assembled into their flying wedge formation in the bar (always a risky one but worth it when it comes off) and were ready to fan out on exit to re-form into their leaving triangle. At least that seemed to be the plan, what they hadn't figured on was that the back door was now bolted.  Cue a bundle of limbs and torsos that looked like the FWP only in a crumpled heap.  At least the local football team were amused. The rest of us calmly waited for instructions from the bar staff and sauntered out as the FWP dusted themselves off and re-arranged into the less flashy but risk free just get out of the pub car park and head home formation.

My smugness was short-lived.  The sight of Fandango on his wheeled scaffold gave me some hope of a relatively easy ride but he has clearly regained some of that 2017 ultra fitness and we were off at pace.  In a desperate effort to keep up as he soared up towards Layer Breton, I stood up to exert what I call maximum power (about 150w) and disaster struck.  My first clue to the fact I had forgotten to finish the rebuild after swapping various groupsets and bits around should have been that my handlebars weren't attached properly when I took my bike out of the shed.  But no, I optmistically assumed that was all I hadn't done.  What else I hadn't done included indexing the front and rear mechs and, more crucially, tightening the bearing preload cap and the pinch bolts on the cranks.  No sooner had I put the power down than the non-driveside crank had slipped so that instead of having one crank at 12 and the other at 6, I now had both at 12.  Worse, Fandango came back to see what had happened and then tut knowingly. Two tightening bodges later and I was finally home.  I think it was cold and windy but I had other things on my mind.

 

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 January, 2022, 11:28:06 am
...No sooner had I put the power down than the non-driveside crank had slipped so that instead of having one crank at 12 and the other at 6, I now had both at 12.  Worse, Fandango came back to see what had happened and then tut knowingly. Two tightening bodges later and I was finally home...

Commiserations ted and thanks for the smashing write up as usual  :thumbsup:

You'd think 'fandango would be more sympathetic given the number of mechanicals he inflicts on others.  Further to the comprehensive list of self inflicted mishaps we compiled earlier in the week I have remembered another  ;D

'fandango often takes the piss (as do most of you to be fair) of the amount of kit I carry around with me.  My luggage always includes a spare folding tyre which has helped other people more than its helped me.  One dark evening, some years ago, Our Hero 'Fandango had a catastrophic visitation so severe he was forced to borrow my spare tyre.  Whilst he was a little grateful I do recall him complaining it was rather agricultural (tractors were mentioned) and his racing snake performance levels were compromised!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 January, 2022, 11:47:13 am
Thank's for that OD. I do remember you "helping" to fit the tractor tyre to my exquisite, lightweight, Italian rim with your boot and most of your bodyweight before flinging my wheel to the ground in exasperation. Miraculously, the wheel survived and the tyre seated with judicious application of my thumbs.

Mind you, if I hadn't followed you across a "slight bit of off-road" I probably wouldn't have slashed my tyre in the first place.

I expect your tyre is still providing splendid service on a JCB somewhere.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 January, 2022, 11:57:46 am
Happy to help  ;D :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 27 January, 2022, 12:03:21 pm
How could I forget the ACME Anvil Arrow of 2017? Held hostage by religious extremists in Clare, ted and C33333's diva like antics at 3am on a garage floor. Sudden, infectious knee injuries in Goole. A 2 up time trial with the Strangler to obtain receipts. How he could heroically increase his pace from 15 to 30km/hr when our 398km target was in jeopardy, I'll never know.

I'm so going to miss it this year!

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 February, 2022, 12:35:58 pm
I'm not sure this is the correct place to advertise volunteering opportunities given the underwhelming response to Ted's cry for help for a controller at (not)Pebmarsh, but here goes...

The final event of the 2021/22 ACME Anvil Winter Series is almost upon us, 12th of Feb to be exact. I plan to ride round this coming Saturday to check the roads haven't been sold on ebay to cover some of the government's overspend on useless PPE, probably starting at 10am after a 'spoons brekkie unless I'm the only one riding in which case I'll leave when I'm ready.
There is the usual volunteer stamping opportunity at Margaretting Tye and a further two optional stations at Purleigh and Hartford End. I have motorised vehicle hooned my way over to Margaretting Tye myself in the past so can do the same if needs be, the latter two are covered by infos if there is no warm chilly body available.

Standing by to receive the flood of applications for advertised vacancies... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 February, 2022, 02:41:07 pm
^ Up for helping at start and finish, and one of the lonely-outpost brevet-stamping jobs.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 February, 2022, 05:01:51 pm
I'll consult the diary but I should be able to cover the usual one.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 02 February, 2022, 05:38:44 pm
Thanks to both from the riders :thumbsup:

Has anyone considered putting orienteering markers or similar at control points, and letting riders self stamp? Although these days I suppose that a selfie with a nominated landmark would be easier.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 02 February, 2022, 06:28:15 pm
I'll consult the diary but I should be able to cover the usual one.  :thumbsup:
That would be really helpful, thanks jibers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 February, 2022, 10:01:35 am
I could do the Purleigh Stamp if it helps. If we can do the usual give me a 30 minute jump on the flock I'll ride the route over and then crack on after Control closing time
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 February, 2022, 10:10:23 am
Thanks tippers, that's a full team of roving stamp controllers  :thumbsup:

Départ & Arrivée - Tomsk & huggy
Purliegh - tippers
Margaretting Tye - jibbers
Hartford End - BFC(retired)

I'll still have the cards printed with the info control questions, just in case something occurs on the day.

114 entries as of this moment. I'll order 120 brevets and close the entry door when I think I have enough entrants, taking the usual DNS rate in to account.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 February, 2022, 10:48:49 am
Trying to stay centred

With the continuing bafflement of my lack of invitation to try out for the Famous Witham Peloton, I thought it was time I took matters into my own hands. So it was that I found myself at the roundabout of precision formation cycling at the appointed hour.  They are a serious bunch and more so when the GFP is lead cycle.  Tonight he was to be joined by Huggy, OD...and me ! Or at least so I thought. When I first arrived they were in the middle of their pre-ride briefing. It is a flurry of diagrams, barked orders and waving arms; so different from the calm and assured professionalism of the actual display.

Sadly for me, they took one look at my exhausted state and my 40mm gravel tyres, nodded at each other and sped off into the night before I could so much as ask where they wanted me.  What followed was a dash through twisting lanes and cycle paths as I became mesmerised by the changing patterns of the red lights ahead.  To make matters worse, every now and then they would form into their three abreast saluting line and drift back towards me.  My extra efforts to catch their wheels when they did so only served to leave me more exhausted as they effortlessly picked up the pace again.  Some sort of justice was served as we navigated through Chelmsford with the GFP and Huggy both suffering visitations almost simultaneously.  This was my chance to catch up and would also have unexpected benefits for us all later...

I was a sweating mess by the time the security gate of the private bike storage secure facility swung open and the bright lights of The Endeavour lay before me.  Inside I found Toby's Dad, Emerich Juettner, J-Rex and Not Nik Not Nik's Nick Not even Nick's Nik Nick.  As if I wasn't feeling bad enough, Emerich piped up with "you're a bit overdressed for a train passenger aren't you ?".  A quick check on strava on my return showed that even with my train-assisted return leg, I still had more miles under my belt than our resident cynic.  I suppose it's difficult to shake off a reputation like mine.

Somehow or other I ended up in charge of the kitty and we set to sampling.  The Dev, as J-Rex likes to call it, keeps 4 pumps going and has replacement ales on standby.  We sampled Cool Bay by Chelmsford Brew Co, London Thunder by Rooster and Checkpoint Charlie by Georges.  With only the office junior and our apprentice to hand, it was difficult to establish an effective judging panel but all the ales showed well.  Cool Bay would edge it for me; as much because I really needed it on arrival as anything else.

The pub itself was a cracker.  It was busy, friendly and amazingly central for the MEMWNS geographical spread.  Of course it helped that GFP and Ambassador Humpy were outside fixing their tooobs for a good part of the night and not inside spreading their own brand of goodwill.  OD went out to help several times and came back sporting a knowing smile.  I would have thought with his assistance it would have taken them far less time to change a couple of tooobs.  It's a mystery.

Our new favourite Chelmsford-based landlady also knew just how to deal with Emerich and his antics.  Instead of calling the authorities, creating a scene or setting her regulars on him, she just calmly returned his currency creations the next time I went to the bar.

Poor J-Rex is a fragile little petal.  His current malady being a mysterious aflliction that is affecting his ability to provide himself with much-needed relief.  Luckily for him, our merry band is packed with medical expertise so an impromptu surgery was convened.  It didn't take long for that brains trust to establish their diagnosis - Psyclist Overdrive Syndrome.  That will save him some time when he finally manages to make an appointment with his GP - "what seems to be the trouble Mr Rex ?", "I'll stop you there Mr GP, your years of medical training are as nothing compared to my cycling/sampling buddies, just prescribe me a course of Psyclistcuradexodrone and I will bid you good day sir and be on my way".

It is odd that I have never been to the Dev before as it was on my old commute to work.  It is odder still that when I left the Dev to go to the station, I managed to go the wrong way.  Luckily for me the train was two minutes later than I thought it was so, after another 20k on the bike after my short train trip, I was back in my offshore lair at my target time and ready to watch the football I had taped earlier. 

That's a shame, I seem to have run out of ink.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 February, 2022, 11:01:20 am
Great write up ted  :thumbsup:

Shame you wouldn't let us talk about the football  :'(  During the course of the evening we established that Rangers lost to Celtic 3 nil, sorry we found it funny and you didn't.  I saw on Twitter this morning that Roy Keene thought Ranger's parlous performance was down to their players wearing gloves in a balmy 9 degrees.

You failed to mention jiber's fledgling pony tail.  Despite laughing and taking the piss I thought it looked quite good!  But when the hair band gets removed and he does his Hollywood starlet head shake the effect is far from good.  It sort of a cross between someone who should be reported to the authorities and the lead singer of a 80s power ballad soft rock band.  My advice jibers is either get a hair cut or go with the pony tail.  No need to thank me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 03 February, 2022, 11:11:50 am
Great write up ted  :thumbsup:

Shame you wouldn't let us talk about the football  :'(  During the course of the evening we established that Rangers lost to Celtic 3 nil, sorry we found it funny and you didn't.  I saw on Twitter this morning that Roy Keene thought Ranger's parlous performance was down to their players wearing gloves in a balmy 9 degrees.

You failed to mention jiber's fledgling pony tail.  Despite laughing and taking the piss I thought it looked quite good!  But when the hair band gets removed and he does his Hollywood starlet head shake the effect is far from good.  It sort of a cross between someone who sound be reported to the authorities and the lead singer of a 80s power ballad soft rock band.  My advice jibers is either get a hair cut or go with the pony tail.  No need to thank me.

Some things are better left unsaid, those are two such things  >:(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 February, 2022, 11:14:03 am
Great write up ted  :thumbsup:

Indeed. It's amazing how much happens within a short couple of mid-week hours.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 February, 2022, 12:48:13 pm
LOL - glad you made your train, we observed you heading East from the pub and assumed you'd replaced modesty shorts with big boy pants and decided to ride all the way home... 
As BFC and myself sampled our beers we then saw a flash of PBP reminiscent hi-viz head west, but unlike PBP, there was only one of them hi-viz on the road at that time so assumed you'd decided to return for a beer and a later train...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 04 February, 2022, 06:47:16 pm
Knights Templar route check departs from 'spoons at 10am tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 February, 2022, 07:04:47 pm
Knights Templar route check departs from 'spoons at 10am tomorrow.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 04 February, 2022, 07:08:26 pm
I’m going round the R&R tomorrow, benefitting from the fact I can start from my front door.   It looks like the routes cross here and there, but I’m not sure I will se anyone.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 04 February, 2022, 07:21:06 pm
I’m going round the R&R tomorrow, benefitting from the fact I can start from my front door.   It looks like the routes cross here and there, but I’m not sure I will se anyone.

We'll be in the 'spoons from 09:00 to 10:00 and then whenever we finish, probably around 16:00. Through to Maldon straight from the start though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 04 February, 2022, 08:42:12 pm
I’m going round the R&R tomorrow, benefitting from the fact I can start from my front door.   It looks like the routes cross here and there, but I’m not sure I will se anyone.

We'll be in the 'spoons from 09:00 to 10:00 and then whenever we finish, probably around 16:00. Through to Maldon straight from the start though.

I’m leaving home at 8 and looping via the Spiritual Home so will see what time I go through Witham.   Not sure which way you are heading to Witham but Stebbing Road into the village is dug up just by the Flitch Way bridge.  I had to carry the bike through last weekend so best avoided.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 February, 2022, 10:19:33 pm
Trying to stay centred

With the continuing bafflement of my lack of invitation to try out for the Famous Witham Peloton, I thought it was time I took matters into my own hands. So it was that I found myself at the roundabout of precision formation cycling at the appointed hour.  They are a serious bunch and more so when the GFP is lead cycle.  Tonight he was to be joined by Huggy, OD...and me ! Or at least so I thought. When I first arrived they were in the middle of their pre-ride briefing. It is a flurry of diagrams, barked orders and waving arms; so different from the calm and assured professionalism of the actual display.

Sadly for me, they took one look at my exhausted state and my 40mm gravel tyres, nodded at each other and sped off into the night before I could so much as ask where they wanted me.  What followed was a dash through twisting lanes and cycle paths as I became mesmerised by the changing patterns of the red lights ahead.  To make matters worse, every now and then they would form into their three abreast saluting line and drift back towards me.  My extra efforts to catch their wheels when they did so only served to leave me more exhausted as they effortlessly picked up the pace again.  Some sort of justice was served as we navigated through Chelmsford with the GFP and Huggy both suffering visitations almost simultaneously.  This was my chance to catch up and would also have unexpected benefits for us all later...

I was a sweating mess by the time the security gate of the private bike storage secure facility swung open and the bright lights of The Endeavour lay before me.  Inside I found Toby's Dad, Emerich Juettner, J-Rex and Not Nik Not Nik's Nick Not even Nick's Nik Nick.  As if I wasn't feeling bad enough, Emerich piped up with "you're a bit overdressed for a train passenger aren't you ?".  A quick check on strava on my return showed that even with my train-assisted return leg, I still had more miles under my belt than our resident cynic.  I suppose it's difficult to shake off a reputation like mine.

Somehow or other I ended up in charge of the kitty and we set to sampling.  The Dev, as J-Rex likes to call it, keeps 4 pumps going and has replacement ales on standby.  We sampled Cool Bay by Chelmsford Brew Co, London Thunder by Rooster and Checkpoint Charlie by Georges.  With only the office junior and our apprentice to hand, it was difficult to establish an effective judging panel but all the ales showed well.  Cool Bay would edge it for me; as much because I really needed it on arrival as anything else.

The pub itself was a cracker.  It was busy, friendly and amazingly central for the MEMWNS geographical spread.  Of course it helped that GFP and Ambassador Humpy were outside fixing their tooobs for a good part of the night and not inside spreading their own brand of goodwill.  OD went out to help several times and came back sporting a knowing smile.  I would have thought with his assistance it would have taken them far less time to change a couple of tooobs.  It's a mystery.

Our new favourite Chelmsford-based landlady also knew just how to deal with Emerich and his antics.  Instead of calling the authorities, creating a scene or setting her regulars on him, she just calmly returned his currency creations the next time I went to the bar.

Poor J-Rex is a fragile little petal.  His current malady being a mysterious aflliction that is affecting his ability to provide himself with much-needed relief.  Luckily for him, our merry band is packed with medical expertise so an impromptu surgery was convened.  It didn't take long for that brains trust to establish their diagnosis - Psyclist Overdrive Syndrome.  That will save him some time when he finally manages to make an appointment with his GP - "what seems to be the trouble Mr Rex ?", "I'll stop you there Mr GP, your years of medical training are as nothing compared to my cycling/sampling buddies, just prescribe me a course of Psyclistcuradexodrone and I will bid you good day sir and be on my way".

It is odd that I have never been to the Dev before as it was on my old commute to work.  It is odder still that when I left the Dev to go to the station, I managed to go the wrong way.  Luckily for me the train was two minutes later than I thought it was so, after another 20k on the bike after my short train trip, I was back in my offshore lair at my target time and ready to watch the football I had taped earlier. 

That's a shame, I seem to have run out of ink.

Thanks for the write up and, you're right, The Dev is a great place (and nice and close to me!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 15 February, 2022, 07:33:43 pm
See the ACME awards thread in 'Audax' with the suggestion from Josser for a time capsule to be planted with 'The ACME Tree' on Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 16 February, 2022, 08:45:03 pm
If anyone is in the environs of Witham early evening tomorrow you may be interested in welcoming back Azur and Cedric from their Knights Templar ride. They were scuppered by the railway engineering works and bus replacement service so couldn’t ride on Saturday. As this is a special event for 8 year old Azur to hopefully complete the ACME Anvil Winter Series Grand Slam in a single season they are riding a post calendar event day helpers’ ride, starting about 9:30 from the train station.
They may be back about 5 or 5:30pm, so an opportunity for an early dinner at ‘spoons.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 16 February, 2022, 11:05:55 pm
I'm glad they are going to ride it, but the forecast for tomorrow is of gusts up to 35mph - are they aware?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 17 February, 2022, 07:06:44 pm
Any news, got round successfully?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 17 February, 2022, 07:09:48 pm
Any news, got round successfully?
They completed the ride, both looking healthy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 February, 2022, 08:09:44 pm
Any news, got round successfully?
They completed the ride, both looking healthy.

 :thumbsup: Fantastic! Chapeau!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 17 February, 2022, 08:10:27 pm
Any news, got round successfully?
They completed the ride, both looking healthy.
Yep, and looking happy to be finished, at least Cedric was, Azur looked like he wanted to go round again.
Grand Slam badges awarded and special ACME award for Azur they were bouncing out the door back to the train station with huge smiles.

And that’s a wrap for the 2021/22 ACME Anvil Winter Series with 325 validated rides over the four events. Judging by the many complimentary comments received at the Controller’s table at the end of the rides you all enjoyed riding through the winter with us, we enjoyed seeing you and putting the events on for you. Hope to see you again for the next series starting in November  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 17 February, 2022, 08:18:21 pm
Fantastic news.  Azur’s first audax 100 was my Hertfordshire Greenways 100 in September.  Great to see he got the bug and completed your grand slam of winter 100’s.  I did look out for them on Saturday and now know why I didn’t spot them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 17 February, 2022, 08:37:06 pm
Chapeau Azur and family and thank you Huggy, Tomsk and Ted for putting on an excellent winter series as always!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 17 February, 2022, 09:34:05 pm
They completed the ride, both looking healthy.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 18 February, 2022, 08:52:53 am
Well done Azur and family.
What an achievement  :thumbsup:

It was my first Winter Anvil series and I loved it.

So if you organised one of the rides, stamped my brevet, rode a route check, or chatted to me on the way round, Thank you  :)

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 February, 2022, 11:46:18 am
Yesterday evening at The Cricketers, Danbury, where to start?  If only The Bard had been there to write a report with his usual flourish.  I shall do my best...

The Witham Peloton was small but perfectly formed comprising of me, BFC and AndyC3333333333333333333333.  We anointed BFC as ride leader and as is standard he began by leading us away from the pub, into a headwind. 

Eventually we swung south.  Rather than ascend TMNH by the classic route BFC chose the western escarpment.  A fellow cyclist was spotted as we began up Church Road; BFC was sent across the gap and discovered it was Tomsk.  We arrived at the pub just before 2100hrs to find Not Nik's Nick but the Other Nick had arrived moments before.  Inside, enjoying a lonesome dinner was josser.

The evening continued much as hundreds have done before.  Not Nik's Nick but the Other Nick had a rant about some bunch of robbers trying to charge somewhere, possibly his employer, £20k to do something with cable ties and an ethernet cable just so Not Nik's Nick but the Other Nick didn't have to run up and down stairs all day.  We drank beer, some of which was made from bears,  psyclist missed out big time.  Andy C33333333 and I bemoaned the habits and lifestyles of young people.  Then somehow we discussed Horlicks and came up with several cunning plans to sex it up so the malty drink appeals to a younger wider audience.  josser will be trialing some of our ideas at the Spiritual Home very shortly, Pete and Eileen will be thrilled!

BTW @huggy - in your capacity as Global Finance Director please could you equip the Beer Bitch with a credit card attached to a bank account into which we can all contribute by Standing Order?  We decided this would be a good idea  :thumbsup:

Then something happened.  The very helpful and charming young lady who had been working behind the bar came over to tell us it was time for last orders and would we like more drinks?  Harking back to our previous discussion I asked for a Horlicks.  The young lady apologetically explained she's never heard of Horlicks, it hadn't been covered at school.  Then immediately mounting one of my many hobby horses I asked if she'd been taught basic knot tying at school.  She hadn't.  When I'm President of the Whole World I shall  instruct my Education Secretary to introduce knot tying into the National Curriculum. 

Anyhow, we chaps began talking about basic knots and I contended that being able to tie  a bowline (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NqGd7464U) is a life skill.  I asked the young lady if she had a couple of metres of rope behind the bar so Grey Sheep, who had arrived during the evening, and I could demonstrate.  She did not.  But a few moments later her colleague arrived at our table with some blue polypropylene rope and we were off!  What fun we had tying bowlines round each other!

And so the evening ended.  We had completely smashed our mission objective that being a bunch of middle aged people talking bollocks at each other with added bikes and beer for good measure.  May it be ever thus.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 February, 2022, 08:27:40 pm
Fabulous write up there and many thanks!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 26 February, 2022, 08:34:59 pm
I hope you covered the figure of 8, the Italian Hitch, the clove hitch, the double fisherman’s, the alpine butterfly amongst your knots demonstrated.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 26 February, 2022, 08:43:27 pm
And that the bowlines were all proper bowlines, none of those cowboy bowlines allowed.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 February, 2022, 08:59:20 am
We only had time for the basics.  We can always cover more advanced knots at a later date!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 March, 2022, 05:13:51 pm
I have a bicycle question. I'm thinking there's one or two amidst the ACME fraternity who might be knowledgable in this domain.

I suspect I may need to start commuting again in the near future. Since that last happened my commuting bike has been upgraded and become my main Audax bike, and I'm louth to start running it up and down a mucky towpath once more. So I'm looking to convert my original commuting bike, an early 1990s mountain bike, into a fixed gear beauty. It currently has a triple chainset, which is rather overkill for a flat commute, and is a pain to keep clean.

My dilemma is about ensuring I get a straight chainline. I've tried the Sheldon Brown site, but that's not really helped in a meaningful way.

My thoughts on the components are:

- rear wheel - ask BFC if he would like to build up a 26" wheel using a White ENO Eccentric hub - it's a 135mm width rear axle
- crank - possibly I would use the Sturmey Archer Track crank

What measurements do I need from the bottom bracket (I don't yet know what it is, but will find out this weekend), the proposed crank, and the hub, to ensure a straight chain line?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 March, 2022, 05:29:51 pm
I'm going to love BFC's reply to your questions.  I doubt I'll understand much of what he says, and to be frank I'm not that interested in your chainline, but I shall enjoy the thoroughness of his responses  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Christophe on 04 March, 2022, 07:38:37 am
I have a bicycle question. I'm thinking there's one or two amidst the ACME fraternity who might be knowledgable in this domain.

I suspect I may need to start commuting again in the near future. Since that last happened my commuting bike has been upgraded and become my main Audax bike, and I'm louth to start running it up and down a mucky towpath once more. So I'm looking to convert my original commuting bike, an early 1990s mountain bike, into a fixed gear beauty. It currently has a triple chainset, which is rather overkill for a flat commute, and is a pain to keep clean.

My dilemma is about ensuring I get a straight chainline. I've tried the Sheldon Brown site, but that's not really helped in a meaningful way.

My thoughts on the components are:

- rear wheel - ask BFC if he would like to build up a 26" wheel using a White ENO Eccentric hub - it's a 135mm width rear axle
- crank - possibly I would use the Sturmey Archer Track crank

What measurements do I need from the bottom bracket (I don't yet know what it is, but will find out this weekend), the proposed crank, and the hub, to ensure a straight chain line?

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/173095/

Have look on here for possible chain line crank info.

According to interweb chain line for the ENO is 47.5mm

First question is what width is your bottom bracket shell? I'm guessing 68mm for early 90's so I would go with 113mm spindle length. With a triple crank you can mount the chain ring on either the outside or middle ring. This would give you +/- 5mm chain line adjustment.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 04 March, 2022, 08:50:13 am
The problem is the lack of adjustment at the dropouts, hence the eccentric hub. It seems a spendy and non-intuitive way to repurpose an old mountain bike, you might be better finding a second hand frame with horizontal dropouts. Something like a Genesis Day One, disc or non disc version. Even a new one of those is probably cheaper than what you propose and you'd still have a mountain bike. N+1 is always the best choice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 March, 2022, 09:54:33 am
According to interweb chain line for the ENO is 47.5mm

Thank you for this and the other guidance. I've just found the same info, and the relevant page on the Sheldon Brown site which explain chainline ... previously I was looking at a page full of numbers focussing on the hub. If I go down this route I just need my bottom bracket measurements, and some figures for the proposed Sturmey Archer crank.

The problem is the lack of adjustment at the dropouts, hence the eccentric hub. It seems a spendy and non-intuitive way to repurpose an old mountain bike, you might be better finding a second hand frame with horizontal dropouts. Something like a Genesis Day One, disc or non disc version. Even a new one of those is probably cheaper than what you propose and you'd still have a mountain bike. N+1 is always the best choice.

That's exactly what I did 8 years ago. Paid £550 for a new Day One for use commuting. It has now done circa 35,000km, with parts being replaced as they broke or got upgraded. The only original part of it left is the frame. But as mentioned it is now my main Audax bike configured for longer rides, and I'm not keen to inflict the towpath commute on it.

You got me thinking though. Problem is I don't want another bike, hence trying to repurpose one that no longer gets ridden in any meaningful way. I think I'll finish the investigation on compatibility of the crank, work out the spend, then make a decision. The savings on the commute by cycling rather than taking the train work out at over £17 per day, so some spend is justifiable.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 March, 2022, 12:08:05 pm
The White ENO hubs have different chainline for fixed (46.5) or freewheel (48) on the 135mm OLN versions.

https://www.whiteind.com/product-category/hubs/eno-hubs/

There is a useful chainline look up table on the bottom left corner of this truvative (OE brand owned by SRAM) document for common factory fit crankset/BB.

https://www.servicearchive.sram.com/sites/default/files/techdocs/2005_cr-5arm-e-r2.pdf

If the BB shell width measures at 68mm it is almost certain to be a BSA/ISO (common) threaded type - 1.370" x 24tpi.

No problem building a wheel for you if you decide to go ahead.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 23 March, 2022, 09:03:32 pm
Hello all,

I have purchased a single speed, so any single speed advice would be good! Will defo MEMWNS on this one soon. I got a Pearson Touché!

Pictures (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/W5TRMMN2RB5zi5Q).


I hope you all like it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 March, 2022, 10:15:54 am
Hello all,

I have purchased a single speed, so any single speed advice would be good! Will defo MEMWNS on this one soon. I got a Pearson Touché!

Pictures (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/W5TRMMN2RB5zi5Q).


I hope you all like it.

Nice Harry Rowland wheels!  I have some Harry's, obviously I'm a BFC man now but before I saw the light Harry was my wheel man.  Did you buy the bike new or secondhand?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 24 March, 2022, 10:19:58 am
Hello all,

I have purchased a single speed, so any single speed advice would be good! Will defo MEMWNS on this one soon. I got a Pearson Touché!

Pictures (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/W5TRMMN2RB5zi5Q).


I hope you all like it.

Nice Harry Rowland wheels!  I have some Harry's, obviously I'm a BFC man now but before I saw the light Harry was my wheel man.  Did you buy the bike new or secondhand?

Yes! I have a Harry myself on front of the Giant - obs I am a BFC man myself now though. Its second hand, off of the great Bay.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 March, 2022, 10:21:48 am
Hello all,

I have purchased a single speed, so any single speed advice would be good! Will defo MEMWNS on this one soon. I got a Pearson Touché!

Pictures (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/W5TRMMN2RB5zi5Q).


I hope you all like it.

Nice Harry Rowland wheels!  I have some Harry's, obviously I'm a BFC man now but before I saw the light Harry was my wheel man.  Did you buy the bike new or secondhand?

Yes! I have a Harry myself on front of the Giant - obs I am a BFC man myself now though. Its second hand, off of the great Bay.

Tasty purchase, well done!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 24 March, 2022, 10:46:31 am
Hello all,

I have purchased a single speed, so any single speed advice would be good! Will defo MEMWNS on this one soon. I got a Pearson Touché!

Pictures (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/W5TRMMN2RB5zi5Q).


I hope you all like it.

Nice Harry Rowland wheels!  I have some Harry's, obviously I'm a BFC man now but before I saw the light Harry was my wheel man.  Did you buy the bike new or secondhand?

Yes! I have a Harry myself on front of the Giant - obs I am a BFC man myself now though. Its second hand, off of the great Bay.

Tasty purchase, well done!

Thanks! Will try to collect tonight :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 March, 2022, 08:06:13 pm
Hello all,

I have purchased a single speed, so any single speed advice would be good! Will defo MEMWNS on this one soon. I got a Pearson Touché!

Pictures (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/W5TRMMN2RB5zi5Q).


I hope you all like it.

Looks pretty tidy to me. :thumbsup: I've seen a few Pearson fixies in the AUK ranks over the years. One issue that springs to mind from talking to riders that maybe didn't take well to single/fixed, is sore knees from pushing too hard on hills. When you're used to gears it might feel wrong initially to turn the cranks so slowly, and then be tempted to put in a burst of power to speed it up. Don't! Cultivate a smooooth and even power delivery at low cadences.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 25 March, 2022, 12:39:57 am
Hello all,

I have purchased a single speed, so any single speed advice would be good! Will defo MEMWNS on this one soon. I got a Pearson Touché!

Pictures (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/W5TRMMN2RB5zi5Q).


I hope you all like it.

Looks pretty tidy to me. :thumbsup: I've seen a few Pearson fixies in the AUK ranks over the years. One issue that springs to mind from talking to riders that maybe didn't take well to single/fixed, is sore knees from pushing too hard on hills. When you're used to gears it might feel wrong initially to turn the cranks so slowly, and then be tempted to put in a burst of power to speed it up. Don't! Cultivate a smooooth and even power delivery at low cadences.

Hi Tomsk,

Many thanks and I will bear that in mind - its the kind of advice I'm looking for!

Collected it this evening and just home now, it's very clean and  the guy has had it since new and has looked after it. I have some mudguards, (SKS Chromoplastic ones) that I'm pretty sure will fit and I'll probably change the pedals from the platform/spd hybrid ones to spd-l's. I've got spare lights so that's good, just a Wahoo mount and it should be good to go. Very exciting! Longer term I'll probably have a dynohub added, just for convenience.

We're away for a few days now and back on Monday, so I will hopefully bring it to work on Tuesday and then out for a run for MEMWNS on Wednesday, to meet you guys.

Think I might also award it the coveted ACME luxury mudflaps that I bought recently. Been saving those for proper mudguards and not the raceblades I have on the other bike. Mmmm, more than one bike. Mmmmmm.


Ta,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 28 March, 2022, 06:55:09 pm
OK, so I took her out tonight and it all feels very different. Quite an agressive riding position (for me), but not unreasonably uncomfortable. Eventually, I will probably raise the bars if I can but if not, I think I can get used to it, if only for the commute. I lost feeling in my big toes quicker that I would on the geared bike but a few toe wiggles cured this.

I'll probably take it to work tomorrow for a real tester if the weather isn't too awful. Mudguards need some extra parts before I can fit them. Hopefully will be out for MEMWNS.

What should I call her? The bloke at work that spotted it for me is called A. McDonald - maybe I should name it after him!
Names, please.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 28 March, 2022, 07:05:31 pm
Being of a certain age...

on telly there was the cartoon Touché Turtle with his sidekick Dum Dum, a quote from wikipedia:

The series did not follow any lasting timeline or continuity. Touché had adventures in the Old West and in medieval eras, as well as battling villains during the modern era of the 1960s.

A running gag in nearly every episode showed him keeping a telephone inside his shell, and it would ring at inopportune moments when someone called for help. Touché would politely excuse himself, duck into his shell, and take the call regardless of where he was at the time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 28 March, 2022, 09:23:52 pm
Being of a certain age...

on telly there was the cartoon Touché Turtle with his sidekick Dum Dum, a quote from wikipedia:

The series did not follow any lasting timeline or continuity. Touché had adventures in the Old West and in medieval eras, as well as battling villains during the modern era of the 1960s.

A running gag in nearly every episode showed him keeping a telephone inside his shell, and it would ring at inopportune moments when someone called for help. Touché would politely excuse himself, duck into his shell, and take the call regardless of where he was at the time.

Thanks. I very vaguely remember that and it took me a while! Its a contender!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 28 March, 2022, 09:46:08 pm
OK, I've got it - she is now a he, and he will be called...

... drum roll

... Bill Thompson!

Why? Bill Thompson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Thompson_(voice_actor)) originally voiced Touché Turtle and we happen to share the same birthday - also, my dog is called Billy.

So, there we have it - thank you, BFC! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 29 March, 2022, 08:34:19 am
For some reason we were discussing Hong Kong Phoey at work the other day.   I had forgotten about Touche Turtle.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 29 March, 2022, 08:46:17 am
I’ll take inspiration from Danger Mouse and say the bike should be called Ernest Penfold.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 April, 2022, 12:08:20 am
Anyway. Bill has started making annoying clciking sounds that are felt through the cranks (and heard) when out of the saddle. No side-to-side play in the cranks and oiling the chain stopped it for a while. Any ideas what this is? Chain tension, maybe?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 April, 2022, 07:15:49 am
Anyway. Bill has started making annoying clciking sounds that are felt through the cranks (and heard) when out of the saddle. No side-to-side play in the cranks and oiling the chain stopped it for a while. Any ideas what this is? Chain tension, maybe?

Chain line not quite as it should be or a tight chain link?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 April, 2022, 09:47:07 am
Thanks, I will check those things
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 09 April, 2022, 01:08:34 pm
Nick,
All information points towards a chain not getting on with the sprocket or chainring!
Try to identify any patterns in the noise - is it related to every pedal stroke (chain/sprockets/chainring not getting on) a single crank position (crank/chainring problem), or is it every 2-ish crank rotations (chain problem).
These problems rarely show up with the transmission off load (like when the bike is on a workstand!) but worth spinning the cranks and watching the way the chain behaves (always do this after popping the wheel out!).
Definitely inspect the chain, look for obvious defects (missing plate, missing roller), less obvious things like cracked plates and loose/worn rollers.
Inspect the chainring and sprocket - hooked teeth can snag the chain under load. I have had teeth crack and disappear on worn fixed sprockets as well.
Have you put a chain wear/stretch checking tool on it?
Make sure the wheel is in straight.
Check crank and chainring fixing bolts, check freewheel for play.

What chainring (no of teeth and bcd), sprocket and chain length is it running - you will need to know this if ordering parts, but you may want to tweak gearing if buying new bits.

I assume it is a 3/32" chain (because it is single speed rather than fixed), there are single speed variants of this size and should be used in preference to a "7 speed" chain of the same width - the derailleur version is designed to be more flexible and do tend to stretch more.
Avoid over tensioning the chain - which prevents the lubrication in the chain flowing back between the pins and bushes on the off load section of the chain run.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 April, 2022, 07:36:32 pm
BFC,

Many thanks as usual for your most comprehensive help.

The noise was regular last time I rode it (yesterday), seemed to be two clicks at a certain point in the crank revolution. The chain is a bit dirty so perhaps I should take it off and clean all the transmission (more on that in a minute), but it all looks okay. The sprocket/chainring teeth look good to me with plenty of wear left in them, pic of chainring here (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/6d7FksS5G9227i3) and sprocket here (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/4NfeGSqrbis2fQA).

Chain comes up okay on the wear tool (no go), wheel was straight.

Oddly, the crank fixing bolts were a teeny bit loose, I thought. They were tight but just needed nipping up, maybe a 1/32 of a turn? Maybe that was it. The freewheel has no play in it and the chainring bolts were tight.

I have 48 teeth on the chainring and 18 on the sprocket, the BCD looks like 130mm. I haven't measured the chain length yet, but the inside plates look like a 3/32" to me with my vernier and bad eyesight.

If I want to split the chain, how do i do this. There seem to be two chain rivets that are prouder on the outer plate (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/DGAtLmHEdiCN9nC) than the others, do I just push one of these out?

Thanks,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 09 April, 2022, 07:51:23 pm
BFC, this is a serious question about SS/FW.

I  know fixed wheel bikes are pretty much a shit 100 year old throwback, but why is it they suffer from noisy out of adjustment drive trains when derailleur gears where the chain is thinner and always misaligned with regard to chainring and sprockets are quieter and smoother? Is it component quality or a different chain and sprocket design?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 09 April, 2022, 08:17:59 pm
An 1/8th chain will have a bit more give and will rattle less, depending on which one you choose.  All 3 of my fixed bikes have the whole drivetrain 1/8th.  Keep the chain clean and lubricated and keep it tensioned properly.

On the creaking front I have 2 Dolan FXEs which I think are the same frame as the touché (away !) and they have always creaked a bit.

I know Carlos is taking the piss but a well set up fixed runs silently and is more mechanically efficient than a geared drivetrain.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 April, 2022, 08:45:09 pm

... I  know fixed wheel bikes are pretty much a shit 100 year old throwback...

Are you saying I've got a shit bike? :-D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/yPtspLQwwmaGDhBlvc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 09 April, 2022, 09:25:07 pm

... I  know fixed wheel bikes are pretty much a shit 100 year old throwback...

Are you saying I've got a shit bike? :-D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/yPtspLQwwmaGDhBlvc/giphy.gif)

Ignore him.  I’ve done PBP on one of those.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 April, 2022, 09:26:23 pm
He he, I’m only joking
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 April, 2022, 07:07:26 am
I know it's a difficult question to answer🙄
I think chain tension is critical, but also there may be a psychological element. Because it's a simple drive train it is expected that it will be very smooth and if it isn't, it fails.

Well, it's a failure from me anyway, 'cos any bike where you have to brake or slow going downhill suffers from a very fundamental design fault. (That's just one of them btw.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 10 April, 2022, 08:35:42 am

... I  know fixed wheel bikes are pretty much a shit 100 year old throwback...

Are you saying I've got a shit bike? :-D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/yPtspLQwwmaGDhBlvc/giphy.gif)

That's a relative in the painting isn't it?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 April, 2022, 09:25:16 am

... I  know fixed wheel bikes are pretty much a shit 100 year old throwback...

Are you saying I've got a shit bike? :-D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/yPtspLQwwmaGDhBlvc/giphy.gif)

That's a relative in the painting isn't it?  ;D

It's Nick's great-great-great Grandfather demanding his money back from Brixton Bikes for selling him the first single speed cycle.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 April, 2022, 10:16:45 am

If I want to split the chain, how do i do this. There seem to be two chain rivets that are prouder on the outer plate (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/DGAtLmHEdiCN9nC) than the others, do I just push one of these out?


That joiner looks like the KMC design used on their single speed chains.
The back piece has the two pins permanently fitted which need to be bent towards each other to release the thicker plate with the two keyhole slots.
Then persuade to outer plate to come off whilst keeping the link bent (this is the tricky bit!).
Technique I use is to get the link near to the sprocket with the chain very slack, stop the wheel turning, bend the link with one hand by pushing against the sprocket and pick the plate off with a set of long nose pliers.

Tomsk had one of those plates vanish on the Horsepower helpers ride (1/8" version of chain) after fixing a puncture at Newmarket - symptom was a clicking every second (ish) crank rotation under load, we never figured out how the plate escaped, they are a pain to remove!
I prefer the traditional joiner design - three piece version with the separate spring clip holding it all together - a lot easier to dismantle when you want to.

Single speed chains use the traditional pin, bush and roller design whilst derailleur chains have a drawn section on both inner plates that replace the bush which gives more sideways flex - the design was first used on the Sedis Sport chains (in the 80s I seem to remember).
The different design does have implications for how chain lube enters/exits the chain - you need to get the stuff onto the plates on single speed versions to lubricate the pin/bush interface, on derailleur chains the lube will find its way from the roller to the pin past the split bush.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 April, 2022, 12:58:58 pm

... I  know fixed wheel bikes are pretty much a shit 100 year old throwback...

Are you saying I've got a shit bike? :-D

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That's a relative in the painting isn't it?  :-D

It's Nick's great-great-great Grandfather demanding his money back from Brixton Bikes for selling him the first single speed cycle.

 :-D He was a much-feared man after being crossed by Brixton Cycles with such a shit bike!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 April, 2022, 01:05:51 pm

If I want to split the chain, how do i do this. There seem to be two chain rivets that are prouder on the outer plate (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/DGAtLmHEdiCN9nC) than the others, do I just push one of these out?


That joiner looks like the KMC design used on their single speed chains.
The back piece has the two pins permanently fitted which need to be bent towards each other to release the thicker plate with the two keyhole slots.
Then persuade to outer plate to come off whilst keeping the link bent (this is the tricky bit!).
Technique I use is to get the link near to the sprocket with the chain very slack, stop the wheel turning, bend the link with one hand by pushing against the sprocket and pick the plate off with a set of long nose pliers.

Tomsk had one of those plates vanish on the Horsepower helpers ride (1/8" version of chain) after fixing a puncture at Newmarket - symptom was a clicking every second (ish) crank rotation under load, we never figured out how the plate escaped, they are a pain to remove!
I prefer the traditional joiner design - three piece version with the separate spring clip holding it all together - a lot easier to dismantle when you want to.

Single speed chains use the traditional pin, bush and roller design whilst derailleur chains have a drawn section on both inner plates that replace the bush which gives more sideways flex - the design was first used on the Sedis Sport chains (in the 80s I seem to remember).
The different design does have implications for how chain lube enters/exits the chain - you need to get the stuff onto the plates on single speed versions to lubricate the pin/bush interface, on derailleur chains the lube will find its way from the roller to the pin past the split bush.

OK, many thanks again.

The link is out and was pretty easy. I pinched the rollers together using one of those chain joiny/seperatey plier things and carefully took off the plate that faces out. I'm soaking the chain in white spirits next and cleaning the sprocket and chainring. then the whole thing will be lubricated (thanks for the tip about the plates), put back together and taken up the nearest hilly bit of road.

I will let ye knowe (see what I did there?)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 10 April, 2022, 02:51:39 pm
Good luck Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 April, 2022, 03:25:27 pm
Nick, for future:

I have a few second hand 48T 130BCD 5 bolt 3/32" chainrings - including Surly SS ones, when you wear the current one out. I changed my fixed transmissions to 1/8" throughout and external BB.

Sprocket removal in theory requires a special tool, however a suitably large/thick open ended spanner in a vice works fine in my experience, once the axle is out of the way.

Wheel bearings are sealed cartridge type - readily available. If using as a shit weather commuter replace with SS ones when they go rotten, try to get to them before the cages inside explode which does make getting the outer shell out of the hub more interesting but do able with special tooling (which I do have).

The track nuts will start to rot from the inner surfaces - soaking in waxoil before they go brown will help prevent the rot.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 April, 2022, 03:59:53 pm
Thank you, BFC, for all your advice!

All back together now but the link is very sloppy, I suppose when I lay down my usual burst of raw power (98 watts), it will snap back into place. Or snap.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 April, 2022, 04:38:52 pm
Thank you, BFC, for all your advice!

All back together now but the link is very sloppy, I suppose when I lay down my usual burst of raw power (98 watts), it will snap back into place. Or snap.
The link should tighten with use/loading - that's the theory. Sourcing a spare chain (and trimming to length) to carry as a spare for a while may improve your mental wellbeing though....

I never liked that design of quicklink - and a similar version on my 8sp mountain bike dumped it's chain 25 miles from home! A walk back down the road found all the bits on that occasion but no confidence in the design.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 April, 2022, 06:56:50 pm
Good luck Nick.

Thanks! It didn't work :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 April, 2022, 06:57:57 pm
Thank you, BFC, for all your advice!

All back together now but the link is very sloppy, I suppose when I lay down my usual burst of raw power (98 watts), it will snap back into place. Or snap.
The link should tighten with use/loading - that's the theory. Sourcing a spare chain (and trimming to length) to carry as a spare for a while may improve your mental wellbeing though....

I never liked that design of quicklink - and a similar version on my 8sp mountain bike dumped it's chain 25 miles from home! A walk back down the road found all the bits on that occasion but no confidence in the design.


98 watts coursing through it for 20 mins and its still loose. Its also still clicking. Is it worth just getting a new chain? Pedals maybe, though they're the ones you just serviced and not that old anyway. I don't like that link either.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 10 April, 2022, 07:57:21 pm
Two things. Followed a rider with an acme flap on their mudguard today from Heybridge end of maldon. Probably about 1pm this afternoon. I was driving

Secondly got one of those sub 24 hour adventure things this weekend. Hopefully with a couple of mates although one has a very young cub so may not make it. Planning a little jaunt to a beach somewhere localish for a night wild camping. With this in mind and one of the people coming the person I have previously borrowed bivvy bag off of I instead of asking for dynamo wheel funds asked the brother for a bivvy bag for birthday and requested it early. I normally like a surprise for my presents but he's generally generous but also crap at surprises so happy for a link and then he buys it. Got myself an alpkit hunka XL which I'm glad I went XL as I'm certainly not big but neither is it....although that's kinda the idea with bivvy bags
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 April, 2022, 08:05:52 pm
Planning a little jaunt to a beach somewhere localish for a night wild camping.

 :thumbsup: We know a good spot fairly near to you, if you're interested in bivvy ideas ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 11 April, 2022, 12:31:22 pm
Thank you, BFC, for all your advice!

All back together now but the link is very sloppy, I suppose when I lay down my usual burst of raw power (98 watts), it will snap back into place. Or snap.
The link should tighten with use/loading - that's the theory. Sourcing a spare chain (and trimming to length) to carry as a spare for a while may improve your mental wellbeing though....

I never liked that design of quicklink - and a similar version on my 8sp mountain bike dumped it's chain 25 miles from home! A walk back down the road found all the bits on that occasion but no confidence in the design.


98 watts coursing through it for 20 mins and its still loose. Its also still clicking. Is it worth just getting a new chain? Pedals maybe, though they're the ones you just serviced and not that old anyway. I don't like that link either.

It's worth trying a new chain! I have just found a used 3/32" 3 piece joiner in the spares, let me know if you are out on a Wednesday.
Also a few 3/32 sprockets if you ever want to try Bill as a fixed set up (13 to 19T).....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 11 April, 2022, 01:51:13 pm
Thank you! i just got myself a cheap chain from halfords, up the road to where I work, for the princely sum of £7.95.

Its the three piece thing, so I'll put it on and test it later. Would like to do MEMWNS on it this week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 April, 2022, 01:54:01 pm
Two things. Followed a rider with an acme flap on their mudguard today from Heybridge end of maldon. Probably about 1pm this afternoon. I was driving

Secondly got one of those sub 24 hour adventure things this weekend. Hopefully with a couple of mates although one has a very young cub so may not make it. Planning a little jaunt to a beach somewhere localish for a night wild camping. With this in mind and one of the people coming the person I have previously borrowed bivvy bag off of I instead of asking for dynamo wheel funds asked the brother for a bivvy bag for birthday and requested it early. I normally like a surprise for my presents but he's generally generous but also crap at surprises so happy for a link and then he buys it. Got myself an alpkit hunka XL which I'm glad I went XL as I'm certainly not big but neither is it....although that's kinda the idea with bivvy bags

Let us know how the bivvy goes!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 11 April, 2022, 10:20:46 pm
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 April, 2022, 12:23:48 am
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.

I get a clunk when the wheel isn't centered, I've got adjusters on mine and half a turn can make a difference to the clicking.

I think AndyC3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 has the same bike?

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 12 April, 2022, 07:25:43 am
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.
I think the bike is telling you it wants a Fixed Gear, only thing is, your knees may start clicking  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2022, 08:44:25 am
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.
I think the bike is telling you it wants a Fixed Gear, only thing is, your knees may start clicking  ;D

The man has a point  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 April, 2022, 09:33:00 am
I think it's great these single speeds are so reliable, simple and inexpensive to maintain.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2022, 09:40:01 am
I think it's great these single speeds are so reliable, simple and inexpensive to maintain.

Not entirely fair  ;D

I've spent many an unhappy hour trying to get gears to index (which is why Fred is 100% friction) and tracing down mysterious noises on geared bikes!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 April, 2022, 11:11:51 am
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.
I think the bike is telling you it wants a Fixed Gear, only thing is, your knees may start clicking  ;D

The man has a point  ;D

The issue most novices have with fixed is bouncing on the saddle at moderate and high cadence, alleviated by running a "bigger" gear but then the stress on the legs goes up.
My ankle clicks, but I know why - nothing to do with riding fixed. I may have to get the screws removed if bone continues to grow around them.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 12 April, 2022, 11:15:40 am
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.
I think the bike is telling you it wants a Fixed Gear, only thing is, your knees may start clicking  ;D

The man has a point  ;D

The issue most novices have with fixed is bouncing on the saddle at moderate and high cadence, alleviated by running a "bigger" gear but then the stress on the legs goes up.
My ankle clicks, but I know why - nothing to do with riding fixed. I may have to get the screws removed if bone continues to grow around them.

I run a reasonably long gear but it certainly alleviates the saddle issues on longer rides when spinning on descents.    You do have to walk up the odd hill.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 April, 2022, 11:58:23 am
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.

I get a clunk when the wheel isn't centered, I've got adjusters on mine and half a turn can make a difference to the clicking.

I think AndyC3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 has the same bike?

Image doesn't show on my screen, but......
AndyC333333 has a Genesis steel fixed in white. It's transmission often clicks and drives him mad! - It shuts up when wet though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 April, 2022, 12:00:06 pm
What!?! You mean a member of the MEMWNS peloton has a bicycle issue you haven't been able to fix?!?  I am shocked to the core  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 April, 2022, 01:05:53 pm
New chain has made no difference. The pedals needed nipping up but that didn't cure it, either.

I get a clunk when the wheel isn't centered, I've got adjusters on mine and half a turn can make a difference to the clicking.

I think AndyC3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 has the same bike?

Image doesn't show on my screen, but......
AndyC333333 has a Genesis steel fixed in white. It's transmission often clicks and drives him mad! - It shuts up when wet though.
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 April, 2022, 02:16:18 pm
I think it's great these single speeds are so reliable, simple and inexpensive to maintain.

Not entirely fair  ;D

I've spent many an unhappy hour trying to get gears to index (which is why Fred is 100% friction) and tracing down mysterious noises on geared bikes!

Hmm, I'm beginning to think it's the rider, not the bike.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 April, 2022, 02:20:43 pm
Nick, just thinking, is there any lateral play in the freewheel, that might be chucking the chain off line?

If you've got a flipflop wheel with ability to put a fixed sprocket on that might be worth trying.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 12 April, 2022, 04:29:14 pm
My fears are confirmed, this is the thread that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 April, 2022, 05:14:16 pm
Today's update on the ACME noisy transmission sub thread: My bike this time.

Having been forced into replacing the chain on one of my bikes after the Horsepower 200 (>1% stretch), I was trying not to wear it out before the Arrow, but decided a pre Arrow ride would be wise.
Chain noise was bloody awful, but it avoided any need to use a bell to alert pedestrians on the flat or uphill, a continuous growl whilst under load, but silent off load. Really sounded/felt to be coming from the chainring and amplified by the acoustics of the frame. Useful for judging the consistency of torque through the pedal stroke and left/right balance though.

Anyway, noise was slowly reducing over the 36 mile trundle, but got home and had a look. The transmission is now silent having flipped the sprocket (Miche splined type), the sprocket teeth were hooked but well lubricated (aka filthy). The new spare is still in the toolbox.

Beer at the Spiritual Home was as good as ever, the beer menu format has been updated.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy W on 12 April, 2022, 05:55:06 pm
I was following a rider on the Horsepower 200 that was riding fixed. I'm always both impressed and dumbfounded at riding fixed. I could ride a freewheel bike like I did as a kid 50 years ago. However, fixed. Why? It's got to be tougher. I consider myself an ACME affiliate member on account of the fact that my grandparents are from Essex 😉
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 12 April, 2022, 06:12:53 pm
I became quicker when I started riding fixed.   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 12 April, 2022, 06:32:40 pm
I actually rode the HP200 helpers ride, and then did duties at Dunmow followed by control at Snetterton on the day.

Fixed riding is fun, and the bikes have less to go wrong (that earplugs don't fix?). I prefer fixed for winter/shit weather - it gives feedback on the level of grip through the pedals. After riding in shit weather its a lot cheaper to replace the transmission than my 10 and 11 speed stuff.

Riding fixed in a mixed group on the road can get messy - geared bikes/riders often get in the way of continuous steady pedalling (during gear changes, bottle grabbing, random stopping of pedalling for no reason etc). I choose the most appropriate bike (and wheels) for each ride, brake usage is always higher when riding in a group though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy W on 12 April, 2022, 06:47:16 pm
I completely understand BFC,  the salient points you make and agree. I too choose a bike for the conditions. I'm not keen on riding my Longstaff with its bar end shifter on group rides, solo it's lovely.
I get the points that running fixed gives more feedback. My current fleet  run campg 10 speed triple 105 7000  series and grx46/30. The wet conditions on the Horsepower 200  recently,  I sprayed the chain with wd40 before putting in the back of my van  just to stop it rusting
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 12 April, 2022, 07:09:40 pm
However, fixed. Why? It's got to be tougher.

I like fixed because it is brainless. You are never in the wrong gear, instead it's just a case of "just f**king do it".

For example I've towed groups into Fenland headwinds on fixed and it's easier because you just have to keep pedalling. Whereas a geared ride gets onto front and they will stop pedalling for a moment (without thinking) and immediately slow down.

On rolling terrain you have to keep the momentum on the ups and downs. I remember passing lots of geared riders on downhills near the end of PBP because they would get to the crest of a roller and stop pedalling, hoping gravity would take over. Well yes, but all the momentum gets lost. On fixed there is no choice but to keep pedalling and maintain the momentum. (There's also a difference between pedalling with effort and relaxing so the legs are getting pushed round.)

Maintenance is easier. Parts are cheaper.

Unless there's crazy climbing it's possible to ride with geared rides. On the return from Brest on PBP I got into a group with two French riders for a leg, all three of us taking equal pulls. I would easy up on the climbs to keep us together, they would easy back a bit on the downs to keep it together. It benefited us all and we spent the whole leg going past groups.

And it's fun:  https://youtu.be/E02jBy2eFxM ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 12 April, 2022, 07:16:28 pm
Well, thank you one and all for all your helpful and entertaining comments!

I think everything is good, after following all your suggestions: wheel alignment, play on sprocket, bb, chain, chainring bolts, etc, I am going to change the bb. maybe its the pedals but I doubt it.

Pics here (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/bzxfoy8XbpyQy7G) and here (http://) of what I have, looks like there's nothing wrong with it at all but I might get a cheap one just to see. Halfords do this (https://www.halfords.com/cycling/bike-parts/gears-drivetrain-and-cables/vp-bc73-68-x-110.5mm-square-taper-cartridge-bottom-bracket-271494.html). that I could collect tonight but has a slightly shorter axle and I'm not sure the thread is right, mine saysBSA 1.37" x 24T. Would like this done for MEMWNS tomorrow! And I have tomorrow off!


Help me. Otherwise I can get Wiggle next day delivery.

Thank you, guys,
Nick. :-*

EDIT: Or maybe this one (https://www.halfords.com/cycling/bike-parts/gears-drivetrain-and-cables/halfords-bottom-bracket-68mm-475638.html)? Can collect tomorrow. They do a 110 one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 April, 2022, 08:15:41 pm
Well, thank you one and all for all your helpful and entertaining comments!

I think everything is good, after following all your suggestions: wheel alignment, play on sprocket, bb, chain, chainring bolts, etc, I am going to change the bb. maybe its the pedals but I doubt it.

Pics here (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/bzxfoy8XbpyQy7G) and here (http://) of what I have, looks like there's nothing wrong with it at all but I might get a cheap one just to see. Halfords do this (https://www.halfords.com/cycling/bike-parts/gears-drivetrain-and-cables/vp-bc73-68-x-110.5mm-square-taper-cartridge-bottom-bracket-271494.html). that I could collect tonight but has a slightly shorter axle and I'm not sure the thread is right, mine saysBSA 1.37" x 24T. Would like this done for MEMWNS tomorrow! And I have tomorrow off!


Help me. Otherwise I can get Wiggle next day delivery.

Thank you, guys,
Nick. :-*

EDIT: Or maybe this one (https://www.halfords.com/cycling/bike-parts/gears-drivetrain-and-cables/halfords-bottom-bracket-68mm-475638.html)? Can collect tomorrow. They do a 110 one.
Bnib
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 12 April, 2022, 09:00:21 pm
Oh, blast!

Worse thing is that I just know with my luck I'll put the bloody thing in and it'll still make a noise!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 April, 2022, 03:34:37 pm
I told you it was gonna be shit, but did you listen?

I've years of ACME and Audax experience of fixed and single speed riders telling me how good it is to ride fixed, how it makes you a smoother rider (that'll be why your knees hurt and you're weaving all over the road then) how it's so reliable etc, etc.

That's as they squeak along having hour long discussions about gear inches or the problem with their chain alignment, both easily solved by getting a range of gears like a normal rider btw. Or I wait for ages for them to fix a puncture "cos they're pissing about with getting the wheel out from under the mudguards or the chain tension is wrong.

Or waiting while they pick themselves up of the road when they've fallen off, "I'm on fixed, give me some room".

Or, "I've riden AAA events on fixed" or "PBP",  like I'm gonna be impressed🙄 No, you're a bigger idiot than I thought you were.

But at least it's entertainment I suppose. Seeing a fixed gear rider on a long descent for one.

At least the true Doyens of fixed gear riding like BFC and Tomsk, really do ride smoothly and just get on with it, they do impress me.

But the rest .......

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2022, 03:40:25 pm
Tough day?  Needed a rant?  Feeling better now?  ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 April, 2022, 03:46:30 pm
Definitely  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 April, 2022, 03:47:33 pm
I told you it was gonna be shit, but did you listen?

I've years of ACME and Audax experience of fixed and single speed riders telling me how good it is to ride fixed, how it makes you a smoother rider (that'll be why your knees hurt and you're weaving all over the road then) how it's so reliable etc, etc.

That's as they squeak along having hour long discussions about gear inches or the problem with their chain alignment, both easily solved by getting a range of gears like a normal rider btw. Or I wait for ages for them to fix a puncture "cos they're pissing about with getting the wheel out from under the mudguards or the chain tension is wrong.

Or waiting while they pick themselves up of the road when they've fallen off, "I'm on fixed, give me some room".

Or, "I've riden AAA events on fixed" or "PBP",  like I'm gonna be impressed No, you're a bigger idiot than I thought you were.

But at least it's entertainment I suppose. Seeing a fixed gear rider on a long descent for one.

At least the true Doyens of fixed gear riding like BFC and Tomsk, really do ride smoothly and just get on with it, they do impress me.

But the rest .......
Parklife !
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 April, 2022, 03:50:04 pm
Yes.
I'm bracing myself for Wickham Bishops tomorrow. Always a heavy day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2022, 04:05:18 pm
Yes.
I'm bracing myself for Wickham Bishops tomorrow. Always a heavy day.

I hope you're not offering an excuse for not turning out this evening???

There's bound to be some fixie riders you can abuse.  Also some fixie riders might not be too happy with you for not including them in the list of fixie doyens which currently only includes Tomsk and BFC!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 April, 2022, 04:11:01 pm
They can be unhappy if they want, Tomsk and BFC are at the peak of fixed gear riding.

Anyway, its too easy to abuse fixed gear riders, they're low hanging fruit and it's a 06:30 start for me tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 13 April, 2022, 04:33:52 pm
Yes.
I'm bracing myself for Wickham Bishops tomorrow. Always a heavy day.

I hope you're not offering an excuse for not turning out this evening???

There's bound to be some fixie riders you can abuse.  Also some fixie riders might not be too happy with you for not including them in the list of fixie doyens which currently only includes Tomsk and BFC!

*Cough*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2022, 04:35:54 pm
Yes.
I'm bracing myself for Wickham Bishops tomorrow. Always a heavy day.

I hope you're not offering an excuse for not turning out this evening???

There's bound to be some fixie riders you can abuse.  Also some fixie riders might not be too happy with you for not including them in the list of fixie doyens which currently only includes Tomsk and BFC!

*Cough*

@Fandango told you^^^  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 13 April, 2022, 04:37:35 pm
Yes.
I'm bracing myself for Wickham Bishops tomorrow. Always a heavy day.

I hope you're not offering an excuse for not turning out this evening???

There's bound to be some fixie riders you can abuse.  Also some fixie riders might not be too happy with you for not including them in the list of fixie doyens which currently only includes Tomsk and BFC!

*Cough*

@Fandango told you^^^  ;D

Yeah I'm going home to smash mine up after having the error of my ways pointed out to me.

(I am riding gears today)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 April, 2022, 04:40:55 pm
Yes.
I'm bracing myself for Wickham Bishops tomorrow. Always a heavy day.

I hope you're not offering an excuse for not turning out this evening???

There's bound to be some fixie riders you can abuse.  Also some fixie riders might not be too happy with you for not including them in the list of fixie doyens which currently only includes Tomsk and BFC!

*Cough*

@Fandango told you^^^  ;D

Yeah I'm going home to smash mine up after having the error of my ways pointed out to me.

(I am riding gears today)

There's hope for you yet, even the most severe delusions can be overcome, given time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 13 April, 2022, 04:57:43 pm
Bill is back. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2022, 04:58:20 pm
Bill is back. :thumbsup:

Silent as a grave?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 13 April, 2022, 04:59:01 pm
Bill is back. :thumbsup:

Silent as a grave?

Indeedy :-D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2022, 05:01:01 pm
Bill is back. :thumbsup:

Silent as a grave?

Indeedy :-D

BB?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 13 April, 2022, 05:02:37 pm
Yes, but the original came out a bit too easily - I wonder if it was just loose? Only realised how tight they need to be when installing the new one. Anyway, it's done. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2022, 05:03:21 pm
Yes, but the original came out a bit too easily - I wonder if it was just loose? Only realised how tight they need to be when installing the new one. Anyway, it's done. :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 13 April, 2022, 05:33:26 pm
(I am riding gears today)

You mean now you've repaired the chain on the geared bike that exploded ½ km into a recent ride? (You should've stuck to fixed  😂)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 13 April, 2022, 09:30:46 pm
(I am riding gears today)

You mean now you've repaired the chain on the geared bike that exploded ½ km into a recent ride? (You should've stuck to fixed  😂)

Tis a new chain.   I had bent several links on the other one.  37 quid for a new chain….

(This has never happened on a fixed bike)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 13 April, 2022, 09:43:15 pm
I told you it was gonna be shit, but did you listen?

I've years of ACME and Audax experience of fixed and single speed riders telling me how good it is to ride fixed, how it makes you a smoother rider (that'll be why your knees hurt and you're weaving all over the road then) how it's so reliable etc, etc.

That's as they squeak along having hour long discussions about gear inches or the problem with their chain alignment, both easily solved by getting a range of gears like a normal rider btw. Or I wait for ages for them to fix a puncture "cos they're pissing about with getting the wheel out from under the mudguards or the chain tension is wrong.

Or waiting while they pick themselves up of the road when they've fallen off, "I'm on fixed, give me some room".

Or, "I've riden AAA events on fixed" or "PBP",  like I'm gonna be impressed🙄 No, you're a bigger idiot than I thought you were.

But at least it's entertainment I suppose. Seeing a fixed gear rider on a long descent for one.

At least the true Doyens of fixed gear riding like BFC and Tomsk, really do ride smoothly and just get on with it, they do impress me.

But the rest .......

Did I tell you I had done 3 PBPs on fixed ?

And 3 24hr TTs

I could go on.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 April, 2022, 11:49:09 pm
@'fandango,  I think you've hit a nerve ^^^ 😄
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 16 April, 2022, 07:22:42 pm
Well the bivvying was a great success. Perfect in being able to fit around family so after dinner headed off down to the local coast. Knew we wanted to go on the sea wall but tried to avoid the obvious route onto it so spent a fair bit of time going round fields which appeared to have been driven round by the farmer then baked hard in the sun so was akin to cycling across a giant wash board.

Found a nice quiet area with soft long grass to set up and the moon was so bright it cast shadows meaning torches weren't necessary. Everything set up which took only a handfulof minutes, a couple of beers and then settled down. Not a great night's sleep and my sleeping bag was wet in the bivvy bag but that may have been a combination of me sliding down into it and breathing as well as it getting damp outside as the temperature dropped. I hope that's the case as its a brand new hunka XL, might drop alpkit an email Tuesday though

Up early this morning and loaded the bike while kettle boiled, unfortunately didn't notice the front visitation I'd had till bike was loaded. That changed we headed home and slowly took off the layers as even just after 7 the temperature was rising and heading away from the coast its all (comparatively) uphill

Unfortunately received another visitation in the rear this time from a sharp stone so more faffing but just over an hour home and was lovely that the kids found me drinking a tea when they got up. Also a lovely sunny day for drying all the damp gear. I dont think I'd want to bivvy for too many nights as dampness seemed inevitable but for a quick night get away and ease of pitching and breaking camp it was great.



Was lovely to use my Thorn club tour for its main use and even subject it to some type 2 fun COR and some actually enjoyable COR, maybe that's actually just OR

More mini adventures must happen this year for sure

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 April, 2022, 07:17:44 am
 Nicely done!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 17 April, 2022, 11:18:04 am
Well the bivvying was a great success. Perfect in being able to fit around family so after dinner headed off down to the local coast. Knew we wanted to go on the sea wall but tried to avoid the obvious route onto it so spent a fair bit of time going round fields which appeared to have been driven round by the farmer then baked hard in the sun so was akin to cycling across a giant wash board.

Found a nice quiet area with soft long grass to set up and the moon was so bright it cast shadows meaning torches weren't necessary. Everything set up which took only a handfulof minutes, a couple of beers and then settled down. Not a great night's sleep and my sleeping bag was wet in the bivvy bag but that may have been a combination of me sliding down into it and breathing as well as it getting damp outside as the temperature dropped. I hope that's the case as its a brand new hunka XL, might drop alpkit an email Tuesday though

Up early this morning and loaded the bike while kettle boiled, unfortunately didn't notice the front visitation I'd had till bike was loaded. That changed we headed home and slowly took off the layers as even just after 7 the temperature was rising and heading away from the coast its all (comparatively) uphill

Unfortunately received another visitation in the rear this time from a sharp stone so more faffing but just over an hour home and was lovely that the kids found me drinking a tea when they got up. Also a lovely sunny day for drying all the damp gear. I dont think I'd want to bivvy for too many nights as dampness seemed inevitable but for a quick night get away and ease of pitching and breaking camp it was great.



Was lovely to use my Thorn club tour for its main use and even subject it to some type 2 fun COR and some actually enjoyable COR, maybe that's actually just OR

More mini adventures must happen this year for sure
Great - sounds like you had fun. thanks for the write-up :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 April, 2022, 03:12:35 pm
Okay, please can people suggest some 600s for me?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 April, 2022, 03:23:57 pm
Okay, please can people suggest some 600s for me?
Hahahaha, ECE A&S?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 April, 2022, 04:44:08 pm
Cheers, I will have a look!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 18 April, 2022, 05:51:18 pm
Fenland Friends, a Tomsk ride from Dunmow. You will recognise much of the routing/terrain from your Arrow - there aren't many options to get across the rivers and fenland drains.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 April, 2022, 07:40:19 am
Okay, please can people suggest some 600s for me?

Or devise your own.

My first 600 was a route to Hull and back through all the places with "Witham" in their name.  I also devised my own 400, best not mention it to huggy, it still brings on his nervous twitch  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 19 April, 2022, 01:09:50 pm
Okay, please can people suggest some 600s for me?

As others have suggested the best bet locally and as a first timer is Fenland Friends but you do have to love the flat roads.   It can be bliss and it can be bloody awful.   It sounds like Owen will be finishing his Essex SR with the same event so hopefully we have access to the Angel & Harp garden this time round (and it's warm).

I'm travelling about a bit this year and doing one up North and one in Wales before doing FF.   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 19 April, 2022, 08:33:47 pm
I missed all the excitement about the fixed rant! It may have come up in conversation on the ride to York... Carlos is probably intimidated by the scent of testosterone around fixed riders  :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2022, 07:13:16 am
Cheers, I will have a look!

Nick, sorry if you've covered this elsewhere, but how did your new SS machine cope on the Arrow?  Any squeaks?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 20 April, 2022, 12:52:53 pm
Cheers, I will have a look!

Nick, sorry if you've covered this elsewhere, but how did your new SS machine cope on the Arrow?  Any squeaks?

I can confirm there were no squeaks from Nick’s SS bike on the arrow, at least not that we could hear.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 April, 2022, 01:37:27 pm
Cheers, I will have a look!

Nick, sorry if you've covered this elsewhere, but how did your new SS machine cope on the Arrow?  Any squeaks?

I can confirm there were no squeaks from Nick’s SS bike on the arrow, at least not that we could hear.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 20 April, 2022, 01:57:10 pm
Cheers, I will have a look!

Nick, sorry if you've covered this elsewhere, but how did your new SS machine cope on the Arrow?  Any squeaks?

I can confirm there were no squeaks from Nick’s SS bike on the arrow, at least not that we could hear.

 :thumbsup:
Nick rode the Giant (geared bike with dynamo), I don't expect he has the confidence in his single speed skills/endurance to do a 400.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 April, 2022, 01:58:48 pm
Cheers, I will have a look!

Nick, sorry if you've covered this elsewhere, but how did your new SS machine cope on the Arrow?  Any squeaks?

I can confirm there were no squeaks from Nick’s SS bike on the arrow, at least not that we could hear.

 :thumbsup:
Nick rode the Giant (geared bike with dynamo), I don't expect he has the confidence in his single speed skills/endurance to do a 400.

This is true!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 April, 2022, 06:00:51 am
My Italy Divide adventure is feeling rather close, as I’m sat on a plane in Luton. Two years later than planned.

For those who have been asking, the race can be followed at
 http://trackleaders.com/italydivide22f.php (http://trackleaders.com/italydivide22f.php)

Start time is 11:30 on Saturday, Italian time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 April, 2022, 08:52:34 am
Good luck and have a great ride. This is something you’ll remember for the rest of your life and something most people will never experience. I will be watching you closely!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 21 April, 2022, 10:08:34 am
Good luck psyclist. I hope you have a great ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 April, 2022, 06:26:39 pm
Good Luck and have a great ride!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 April, 2022, 02:38:46 pm
My Italy Divide adventure is feeling rather close, as I’m sat on a plane in Luton. Two years later than planned.

For those who have been asking, the race can be followed at
 http://trackleaders.com/italydivide22f.php (http://trackleaders.com/italydivide22f.php)

Start time is 11:30 on Saturday, Italian time.

Have a fun time!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 22 April, 2022, 03:09:59 pm
My Italy Divide adventure is feeling rather close, as I’m sat on a plane in Luton. Two years later than planned.

For those who have been asking, the race can be followed at
 http://trackleaders.com/italydivide22f.php (http://trackleaders.com/italydivide22f.php)

Start time is 11:30 on Saturday, Italian time.

Best of luck with it. Looking forward to tales of adventure and hardship, disaster and triumph.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 22 April, 2022, 06:41:12 pm

Have a fun time!  :thumbsup:

As I sit waiting for pizza with 170 riders from a plethora of nations, ‘fun’ isn’t what I’m thinking I’ve got in store just now. But hopefully once the pedals start turning any trepidation will dissipate!


Best of luck with it. Looking forward to tales of adventure and hardship, disaster and triumph.

Tales of adventure and triumph hopefully 😄
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 24 April, 2022, 02:15:00 am
It’s gone 0200 here and you’re making great progress at about 220km in. Looks like you might be resting now as slightly off course.

Seems you got off a little later than planned and I hope you’re enjoying things now(http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji106.png)(http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji1696.png)(http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji123.png)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 24 April, 2022, 05:42:33 pm
Through Rome.  400+ done.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 24 April, 2022, 06:01:53 pm
Its fascinating dot watching.. Not sure the wife and kids agree though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 April, 2022, 08:11:56 pm
Still plenty of places available on The Woodman and Daughter for next Saturday. 50km off-road route checked today on 28mm tyres - all good, though some care is needed on the gravelly parts of the Flitch Way. The worst bit of the Stort towpath has been re-surfaced and it's all dry now anyway.

The bluebells are coming on and may just be at their peak next weekend!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 24 April, 2022, 11:41:45 pm
Hi Tom,

Event page says its closed, but if there are places left I might be able to do it (need to check with family). I'd like to do this on the single speed to start building up the distance a bit on it. Also, could my brother come along (again, this is a maybe), as a non-audaxer? You can force him to pay premium rates for the pleasure :thumbsup: :-D

Ta,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 24 April, 2022, 11:43:08 pm
Event page says its closed, but if there are places left I might be able to do it (need to check with family).
+1
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 25 April, 2022, 11:00:19 am
pysclist underway again after a decent sleep
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 25 April, 2022, 12:39:54 pm
He's going along very well, extra kudos for being the only singlespeed rider in the field too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 April, 2022, 03:32:58 pm

Have a fun time!  :thumbsup:

As I sit waiting for pizza with 170 riders from a plethora of nations, ‘fun’ isn’t what I’m thinking I’ve got in store just now. But hopefully once the pedals start turning any trepidation will dissipate!


Best of luck with it. Looking forward to tales of adventure and hardship, disaster and triumph.

Tales of adventure and triumph hopefully 😄

I've just checked and there's nothing on Strava so therefore, according to the rulz, it hasn't happened yet.  You dot watchers could be watching a bear who has pinched psyclist's bike, I hope the man himself is OK!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 April, 2022, 05:43:57 am
All good. Technical issue getting rides onto Strava, but hopefully work that one out in the next day or two. In the meantime, I’m off again after a brief stop for espresso and croissant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2022, 06:26:50 am
All good. Technical issue getting rides onto Strava, but hopefully work that one out in the next day or two. In the meantime, I’m off again after a brief stop for espresso and croissant.

Phew!  ;D :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 26 April, 2022, 10:33:29 am
He's going along very well, extra kudos for being the only singlespeed rider in the field too  :thumbsup:

What a Wally!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 26 April, 2022, 11:32:25 am
What a Wally!
I'm inclined to agree (and that's as a SS rider myself)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2022, 11:38:21 am
He's going along very well, extra kudos for being the only singlespeed rider in the field too  :thumbsup:

What a Wally!

Isn't "audacious" a better description?  There's our man fighting off ITALIAN BEARS (https://theconversation.com/italy-has-its-own-subspecies-of-bear-but-there-are-only-50-left-75516#:~:text=It's%20hard%20to%20believe%20that,humans%20scattered%20in%20villages%20throughout.) with a single cog and you lot are calling him a wally!  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 26 April, 2022, 01:02:23 pm
He's going along very well, extra kudos for being the only singlespeed rider in the field too  :thumbsup:

What a Wally!

Isn't "audacious" a better description?  There's our man fighting off ITALIAN BEARS (https://theconversation.com/italy-has-its-own-subspecies-of-bear-but-there-are-only-50-left-75516#:~:text=It's%20hard%20to%20believe%20that,humans%20scattered%20in%20villages%20throughout.) with a single cog and you lot are calling him a wally!  :o

I'd be more worried about the smell of bins attracting bears than being on a single speed ;)  ;D




Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 26 April, 2022, 02:23:46 pm
He's going along very well, extra kudos for being the only singlespeed rider in the field too  :thumbsup:

What a Wally!

Isn't "audacious" a better description?  There's our man fighting off ITALIAN BEARS (https://theconversation.com/italy-has-its-own-subspecies-of-bear-but-there-are-only-50-left-75516#:~:text=It's%20hard%20to%20believe%20that,humans%20scattered%20in%20villages%20throughout.) with a single cog and you lot are calling him a wally!  :o
If they are truly Italian, the bears should just run away. :P
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 26 April, 2022, 02:38:12 pm
He's going along very well, extra kudos for being the only singlespeed rider in the field too  :thumbsup:

What a Wally!

Isn't "audacious" a better description?  There's our man fighting off ITALIAN BEARS (https://theconversation.com/italy-has-its-own-subspecies-of-bear-but-there-are-only-50-left-75516#:~:text=It's%20hard%20to%20believe%20that,humans%20scattered%20in%20villages%20throughout.) with a single cog and you lot are calling him a wally!  :o
If they are truly Italian, the bears should just run away. :P

Good point, Italian bears are probably lovers not fighters.  Rather than being eaten psyclist will probably get ravished!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 26 April, 2022, 06:44:33 pm
He’s more than halfway now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 27 April, 2022, 08:43:39 am
I'll chuck this here instead of starting a new thread, have any ACMEites cycled along from point clear to frinton?

Wondering what the sea wall/beach front route is like as getting ferry from Mersea to point clear then cycling to frinton
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 April, 2022, 10:48:48 am
I'll chuck this here instead of starting a new thread, have any ACMEites cycled along from point clear to frinton?

Wondering what the sea wall/beach front route is like as getting ferry from Mersea to point clear then cycling to frinton

I've done a bit of cycling around that area but there is a few bits I haven't really explored.

I used the Brightlingsea Ferry to Mersea a while back details here https://www.strava.com/activities/2564939232
I'm not sure there is a ferry to Clear Point itself.
Once on the Brightlingsea side there is a certain change in traffic attitude to cyclists for the worst.

I've cycled along the sea wall towards St Osyth until the concrete ran out and it turned in to terrain I didn't want to Brompton along, bigger bike with suitable tyres should be OK I think picture in here: https://www.strava.com/activities/5717570054

Heading all the way to Frinton is no problem from St Osyth/Jaywick. There's concrete track all the way with some being cycle path, some slab concrete with a few big holes to avoid. Also note a lot of built up sand too.  I think there is a section through Clacton that is on road.

Some more details (and some pictures of the surfaces I think) on the following rides:
https://www.strava.com/activities/251617709
https://www.strava.com/activities/629703646
https://www.strava.com/activities/2549714921

 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 27 April, 2022, 12:23:41 pm
Ah thats brilliant.

The ferry goes to point clear and then brightlingsea, I'll be on my tourer so probably head to Jaywick as quite interested to see it and then follow the sea front
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 27 April, 2022, 05:28:31 pm
Every time I look at the tracking,  Pysclist seems to be stopped in a Piazza, or a ristorante
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 27 April, 2022, 05:41:31 pm
I have taken the ferry from Point Clear many years ago, having cycled there directly from St Osyth. Have done the route from St Osyth to Seawick and then along to Clacton, Frinton and Walton many times, I really like it. Also at the right time of year I have swum between Jaywick and Clacton. It's worth going all the way to the Naze tower if you have time
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 April, 2022, 03:28:28 am
Every time I look at the tracking,  Pysclist seems to be stopped in a Piazza, or a ristorante

Pure coïncidence! Yesterday I stopped 3 times … after 61km, in the middle of Siena for my second breakfast, about 30km after that for a small roll I’d been carrying, then after another 25km for a couple of pizza slices. The distances look small, but with the rather rough off-road sections and the hills, my average speed for the day was down to something like 12.5 kph.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 April, 2022, 05:56:46 am
The freewheel seems to be holding up then?   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 28 April, 2022, 04:08:26 pm
First riders have finished the Italy divide, including first woman Eva.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 28 April, 2022, 04:10:39 pm
Every time I look at the tracking,  Pysclist seems to be stopped in a Piazza, or a ristorante

Pure coïncidence! Yesterday I stopped 3 times … after 61km, in the middle of Siena for my second breakfast, about 30km after that for a small roll I’d been carrying, then after another 25km for a couple of pizza slices. The distances look small, but with the rather rough off-road sections and the hills, my average speed for the day was down to something like 12.5 kph.

Keep at it, ultra endurance, lots of eating with a bit of riding between meals.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 28 April, 2022, 10:26:10 pm
No proper wifi this evening, so can’t upload to Strava. Will hopefully be back with wifi tomorrow evening.

Should be able to upload via mobile, but it’s not happening. One to investigate after the race.

Approx 350km to go, including 2 mountains at 2000m high. Reports of snow, so could get interesting.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 29 April, 2022, 08:26:50 am
Looks like you’ll finish on Sat following your averages per day.  A good push today, a sleep, followed by a final flourish
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 April, 2022, 12:51:21 pm
Yes, Sat looks good. What an achievement.

As an aside, does anybody have any idea of the torque settings for a Driveline crank retaining bolt?

Ta,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 April, 2022, 01:09:06 pm
Yes, Sat looks good. What an achievement.

As an aside, does anybody have any idea of the torque settings for a Driveline crank retaining bolt?

Ta,
Nick.

From memory, as tight as I can do from hand, I don't think I stood on it.  From google, I think 45Nm

If you get chance, worth getting some self extracting crank bolts. Makes it a lot easier to take the cranks off when needed without a puller.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 April, 2022, 03:41:06 pm
45 seems like a lot!

I've just nipped them up by hand for now, need to see if i can find the manuafacturer specs for Driveline.

Ta,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 April, 2022, 04:41:56 pm
45 seems like a lot!

I've just nipped them up by hand for now, need to see if i can find the manuafacturer specs for Driveline.

Ta,
Nick.


I agree, more looking seems 40Nm max, I just go hand tight and check again in another 100km

https://www.parktool.com/blog/repair-help/torque-specifications-and-concepts


(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220429/0ce2cd799135376e5f44a48cdbd81311.jpg)

Don't do a Carl.... 2°C and a long way from home at gone 11pm
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 April, 2022, 04:46:40 pm
OUCH! :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 29 April, 2022, 07:34:51 pm
Looks like he’s stopped for night in Verona with 131km to go when he resumes. Perfect distance for a final day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 April, 2022, 08:32:06 pm
Yeah, that's a nice distance - seems almost inconsequential when you look at what Andrew has already covered, but of course, it isn't!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 April, 2022, 08:34:00 pm
All eyes on Jos next.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 April, 2022, 08:36:33 pm
Indeedy, very exciting! I always wanted to know a real dot and now iknow two!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 April, 2022, 08:38:48 pm
Indeedy, very exciting! I always wanted to know a real dot and now iknow two!
I heard the one to watch is Mr Lake... Not this Essex upstart
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 April, 2022, 08:44:11 pm
https://ratn2022.legendstracking.com/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 April, 2022, 01:35:18 am
Yeah, that's a nice distance - seems almost inconsequential when you look at what Andrew has already covered, but of course, it isn't!

It’s not the distance, but the 2 mountains that lie in the way! I’m up early as it’s going to take a while.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 30 April, 2022, 08:31:43 am
Yeah, that's a nice distance - seems almost inconsequential when you look at what Andrew has already covered, but of course, it isn't!

It’s not the distance, but the 2 mountains that lie in the way! I’m up early as it’s going to take a while.

What, even mightier than North Hill which you must have trained on? I’m sure Monte Sparavieri can’t possibly compare! As for Monte Tomba and Postemon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 30 April, 2022, 08:34:08 am
Yeah, that's a nice distance - seems almost inconsequential when you look at what Andrew has already covered, but of course, it isn't!

It’s not the distance, but the 2 mountains that lie in the way! I’m up early as it’s going to take a while.
Of course, the two mountains as well! Good luck today and I’ll be watching
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 April, 2022, 12:09:39 pm
50km to go. One mountain. Hoping to finish before dark, but it’s super slow going today. I seem to be to-ing and fro-ing with several riders today, all of whom I’ve seen in previous days. I was expecting the field to be more spread out than it is.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 30 April, 2022, 01:37:55 pm
50km to go. One mountain. Hoping to finish before dark, but it’s super slow going today. I seem to be to-ing and fro-ing with several riders today, all of whom I’ve seen in previous days. I was expecting the field to be more spread out than it is.

There are about 8 riders just up the mountain from you and  2 riders just behind. A total of about 20 riders in the final 50km.  Enjoy the closing stages of what must be one of those rides that’ll stay in your memories for a long time.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 30 April, 2022, 04:25:22 pm
Looks to be descending out of the mountains now and just 25km to go.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 30 April, 2022, 04:34:14 pm
Yep, he's defo on what you'd call the home stretch now!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 30 April, 2022, 05:44:19 pm
Tracker seems to have gone into radio silence but I reckon he’ll be finished by 7pm in Italy. I’ve started on a pint in anticipation.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 May, 2022, 06:37:09 am
I finished in a total time of 7days, 6 hours and 10 minutes. The first (and only) singlespeed rider to finish this year, but others have done in prior years.

Thank you for the support along the way. So very much appreciated when I got tired or the track became difficult.

The tracker seems to have got stuck. After spending quite some time at the finish, I returned to Nago before switching the tracker off.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 01 May, 2022, 06:51:26 am
An amazing achievement of which I think we all have at least some idea of the preparation and mental fortitude needed to complete such a ride. Have a well deserved rest now and look forward to seeing you!

It was great fun following your dot.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 01 May, 2022, 08:42:58 am
Bloody well done, what an adventure.  Looking forward to hearing your thoughts on it, whether that’s in person, or you decide to write up your experience before the smaller details evaporate or become fuzzy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 01 May, 2022, 09:40:57 am
Brilliant achievement, well done.  I look forward to hearing / reading all about it soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 01 May, 2022, 10:38:38 am
I have taken the ferry from Point Clear many years ago, having cycled there directly from St Osyth. Have done the route from St Osyth to Seawick and then along to Clacton, Frinton and Walton many times, I really like it. Also at the right time of year I have swum between Jaywick and Clacton. It's worth going all the way to the Naze tower if you have time


Was an absolute lovely ride despite a visitation, a broken chain and the lug to the ferry across pebble beach's either end of the ferry.

The caravan parks at point clear and seawick looked fairly rough and jaywick wad as expected but had some parts that were clearly looked after by proud residents but then would be a empty vandalised chalet just a few down

Definitely a ride worth doing, would need to be on something with decent size tyres as the path turned to gravel approaching frinton
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: peter simplex on 01 May, 2022, 12:24:48 pm
I'll chuck this here instead of starting a new thread, have any ACMEites cycled along from point clear to frinton?

Wondering what the sea wall/beach front route is like as getting ferry from Mersea to point clear then cycling to frinton

Many years ago, perhaps 30, a group of us crossed Alresford Creek with our bikes to Brightlingsea via the RUPP byway on spec, with no regard to tides (perhaps we were lucky), from the old gravel pits in Alresford.  We got a bit muddy but we  reached the other side safely.
https://www.geograph.org.uk/browse.php?gridref=TM0619&setref=Show+%3E&gridsquare=TM&eastings=6&northings=19
It can be done in 4WD vehicles but a comment below the video suggests it's not possible  now due to silting.   Has anyone else tried this?  *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-UXHj5ZVEo
*Ditto Hullbridge to South Woodham, which looks impossible even at low tide.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 03 May, 2022, 11:41:13 am
Josser well past half way now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 03 May, 2022, 11:42:24 am
He's aiming for a Saturday finish, so sounds like it's mostly going to plan then!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 03 May, 2022, 12:19:16 pm
He's aiming for a Saturday finish, so sounds like it's mostly going to plan then!  :thumbsup:

Friday lunchtime at this pace, although it gets a bit lumpy around Limburg.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 04 May, 2022, 10:23:41 am
He's aiming for a Saturday finish, so sounds like it's mostly going to plan then!  :thumbsup:

Friday lunchtime at this pace, although it gets a bit lumpy around Limburg.

600k left to do and moving well.   He's doing a stretch that I have ridden in the past and really enjoyed.   There's potential for a Thursday night finish but I'm still going with Friday lunch.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 May, 2022, 01:47:00 pm
I would have thought Friday is more likely, especially with the hills still to come. Grand effort.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 04 May, 2022, 02:47:10 pm
I presume he’s riding RATN. What’s his rider number or other identifier I can use to dot watch?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 04 May, 2022, 03:01:28 pm
I presume he’s riding RATN. What’s his rider number or other identifier I can use to dot watch?
. Number 89.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 May, 2022, 03:03:18 pm
Great stuff and Joss is doing amazingly!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 May, 2022, 09:19:03 am
I would have thought Friday is more likely, especially with the hills still to come. Grand effort.

Coming up on 1700k.   Going for a finish today or hotel and short ride in the morning ?

Didn't post to Facebook last night so maybe on a mission ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 05 May, 2022, 11:56:24 am
Didn't post to Facebook last night so maybe on a mission ?

He posted to Strava later than previous days, and said he was too tired to write a description of the day. Suspect he has a plan to close out the ride, but I'm not sure what that might be.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 05 May, 2022, 12:02:30 pm
He is now 230km from the finish
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 May, 2022, 12:39:25 pm
Didn't post to Facebook last night so maybe on a mission ?

He posted to Strava later than previous days, and said he was too tired to write a description of the day. Suspect he has a plan to close out the ride, but I'm not sure what that might be.

We have exchanged messages.   'Bloody Hills' was part of it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 May, 2022, 01:05:31 pm
Didn't post to Facebook last night so maybe on a mission ?

He posted to Strava later than previous days, and said he was too tired to write a description of the day. Suspect he has a plan to close out the ride, but I'm not sure what that might be.

We have exchanged messages.   'Bloody Hills' was part of it.

That'll teach the silly bugger to ride in mountainous regions like The Netherlands.  He'll be back in the Pyrenees before you know it, much flatter.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 05 May, 2022, 03:33:10 pm
160km to go. Could be a late finish tonight.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 05 May, 2022, 08:12:59 pm
Just about 60km to go, 1900 km done.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 05 May, 2022, 09:19:30 pm
About 28km to go
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 05 May, 2022, 09:20:59 pm
He's had an amazingly ride, especially for the last few days..
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 05 May, 2022, 09:39:14 pm
Wish he’d get on with it.  I need to crash out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 05 May, 2022, 10:06:17 pm
About 10km to go.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 May, 2022, 10:27:46 pm
Amazing stuff and he's almost there!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 05 May, 2022, 10:33:24 pm
Finished at 22.25
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 May, 2022, 10:37:39 pm
Amazing stuff and well done to Joss!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 05 May, 2022, 11:48:08 pm
Well done Jos
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 06 May, 2022, 05:52:54 am
Superb ride Joss, grand achievement
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 06 May, 2022, 07:38:37 am
Brilliant effort Joss
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 06 May, 2022, 07:50:51 am
Amazing effort.  Well done.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 09 May, 2022, 08:31:29 pm
Mark Cornish (ACME points champ 2021) is proposing a 300km 'Dropping a Clanger' jaunt from Ipswich this Saturday, (destination Gunn's bakery in Sandy for a Bedfordshire Clanger) - full details tbc. I was thinking of joining in from home (see route below) and then peeling off at Mildenhall. That'd make it a 200km day out for me. Let me know if you're interested.

https://www.komoot.com/tour/419345723?ref=atd
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 May, 2022, 09:28:00 pm
Mark Cornish (ACME points champ 2021) is proposing a 300km 'Dropping a Clanger' jaunt from Ipswich this Saturday, (destination Gunn's bakery in Sandy for a Bedfordshire Clanger) - full details tbc. I was thinking of joining in from home (see route below) and then peeling off at Mildenhall. That'd make it a 200km day out for me. Let me know if you're interested.

https://www.komoot.com/tour/419345723?ref=atd

Sounds interesting, but I’ll be in the South Downs testing a lower gear ratio.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 10 May, 2022, 10:05:18 pm
This may not be on ACME radar but I'm running "The Way to the Sea" from Greenwich on Saturday 2nd July and it's relatively accessible for anyone living near the Norwich > Ipswich > Manningtree > Liverpool St. train line.

For example the 07:00 from Colchester / 07:18 from Chelmsford gets to London Stratford at 07h43 (http://trains.im/schedule/W50507/2022/07/02/) from where it's ~8.5 km ride to the start (http://tiny.cc/6egruz). Ignore the 8am start time, instead I'll have riders heading off between ~07:45 and ~08:30 (as per COVID times).

Details of the ride are here: https://www.audax.uk/event-details?eventId=9256
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 May, 2022, 02:49:50 pm
Many of us know BFC is a fine engineer and there's nothing bike related that he can't handle.  Well I'm here to report his talents extend beyond bikes to beds  :thumbsup:

At the weekend, whilst attempting to replace the gas struts on the bed shown below, I sheared a bolt on one of the hinges.  A quick call to BFC resulted in my taking the hinge (with 2 beers) round to BFC Towers where he drilled out the sheared bolt, re-tapped the hole and supplied two new bolts.  I only needed one bolt but according to BFC they have to be a matching pair don't they?  ;D

That's the second time he's dug me out of a sheared bolt hole  :hand:  One day I will learn to be less ham-fisted:

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52077741349_dcbfdef9e8_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2nkW39e)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 16 May, 2022, 03:08:02 pm
Bed Fixing Commuter(rtd)?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 May, 2022, 03:08:29 pm
Bed Fixing Commuter(rtd)?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 16 May, 2022, 05:40:54 pm
Cycling to be permitted on Harwich and Dovercourt seafront (trial period, 6th June to 30th September).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-61463459
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 May, 2022, 08:00:33 pm
Cycling to be permitted on Harwich and Dovercourt seafront (trial period, 6th June to 30th September).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-61463459
Didn't stop me last time I rode along there

Good mural of a spitfire from memory.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 16 May, 2022, 09:23:56 pm
Cycling to be permitted on Harwich and Dovercourt seafront (trial period, 6th June to 30th September).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-61463459
Didn't stop me last time I rode along there

Good mural of a spitfire from memory.
Another case of official permission following real world usage?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 May, 2022, 09:52:42 pm
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 16 May, 2022, 10:24:20 pm
@Nick

That prompted me to look myself. Lincoln is the sensible location, but nearly £100 for the Travelodge or £85 for the Premier Inn options.

Based on that I'll be riding through.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 May, 2022, 10:26:09 pm
@Nick

That prompted me to look myself. Lincoln is the sensible location, but nearly £100 for the Travelodge or £85 for the Premier Inn options.

Based on that I'll be riding through.

Many thanks - it'll be my 1st 600 so I might have to swallow it. Do you do the whole thing with no sleep at all?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 16 May, 2022, 10:31:20 pm
Dunno!! Ask me when we are back in Dunmow...

The other 600s I've done (eg BCM, 3 Coasts, Windsor - Chester - Windsor) have had controls at which I could sleep. When I did the Flatlands perm I booked the Gainsborough Travelodge, but that was mid-week and only cost £33!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 May, 2022, 10:41:23 pm
Okay, cheers!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 May, 2022, 06:44:55 am
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:

For me, Gainsborough Premier Inn for the civilised or the solidly built bus shelters along the ridge towards Lincoln. We have our ACME favourite here (it's the one with a blue plaque, 'Tomsk Slept Here'  ;)) - depending on the forecast overnight temperatures, it's either just a down jacket or a proper sleeping bag strapped onto the Carradice.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 17 May, 2022, 07:03:43 am
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:

For me, Gainsborough Premier Inn for the civilised or the solidly built bus shelters along the ridge towards Lincoln. We have our ACME favourite here (it's the one with a blue plaque, 'Tomsk Slept Here'  ;)) - depending on the forecast overnight temperatures, it's either just a down jacket or a proper sleeping bag strapped onto the Carradice.
Thank you, Tomsk! Do you have a gps file for the route as I don’t see one on your site or the audax one?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 May, 2022, 07:08:51 am
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:

For me, Gainsborough Premier Inn for the civilised or the solidly built bus shelters along the ridge towards Lincoln. We have our ACME favourite here (it's the one with a blue plaque, 'Tomsk Slept Here'  ;)) - depending on the forecast overnight temperatures, it's either just a down jacket or a proper sleeping bag strapped onto the Carradice.

I've never done the bus shelter thing but on my first 600 (Flatlanders) I surprised myself by having a few hours of good sleep in a wood tucked up in a bivvy bag.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 17 May, 2022, 07:14:28 am
Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip?

I booked the Travelodge in Scunthorpe when I rode Fenland Friends, and amended the route a little on the return from Goole to pass by the hotel.

I had a minor issue on the ride though ... I could see the lights of Scunthorpe as I rode through the night back from Goole, but they didn't appear to be getting closer. I'd loaded the original route on my Wahoo and not my amended version. Once I realised that, the thought of an extra 30 minutes to cycle back to the Travelodge wasn't too appealing, so I ended up riding through the night.

Another ACME rider who shall remain nameless had an issue with the same Travelodge the year before. His issue was that he had booked the wrong day, and they were full when he turned up!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 17 May, 2022, 08:25:31 am
I am assuming this is correct for the route: https://ridewithgps.com/routes/27069525?lang=en

Scunthorpe feels a bit too early for me, being at ~320 km.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 May, 2022, 08:25:49 am
@Nick

That prompted me to look myself. Lincoln is the sensible location, but nearly £100 for the Travelodge or £85 for the Premier Inn options.

Based on that I'll be riding through.

Lincoln is an excellent option for a stop.     ;)

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 May, 2022, 08:28:34 am
I am assuming this is correct for the route: https://ridewithgps.com/routes/27069525?lang=en

Scunthorpe feels a bit too early for me, being at ~320 km.

Yes that's the one.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 May, 2022, 08:30:14 am
Anyway, also regarding Fenland Friends.   If all goes well I'll be buying beers at the finish.   There's a good chance I will tick over a long term goal that weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 17 May, 2022, 11:31:07 am
Scunthorpe feels a bit too early for me, being at ~320 km.

Circa midnight stop, and up early for day two. Suited my pace. If only I'd gone via the Travelodge.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 17 May, 2022, 11:38:55 am
Many thanks - it'll be my 1st 600 so I might have to swallow it. Do you do the whole thing with no sleep at all?
Hey Nick, I've always ploughed through on the Flatlands, the easier terrain seems to make me less tired than something that is more, scenic.

I always go into the ride with the intention of pushing on to the end but with the thought that if I need to have a kip if I can just get to after the cool period after sun up I can have a kip next to the road somewhere. I have had brief sleeps in the bus stop at Pinchbeck (not recommended, it would struggle for *), Sleaford McDonalds and the Ivy Wall in Spalding at various times, always the 15 minute Catnap which does wonders.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 May, 2022, 01:55:43 pm
You could always do 'an Oaky' at the A&H! :D  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 17 May, 2022, 05:02:13 pm
You could always do 'an Oaky' at the A&H! :D  :facepalm:

Not recommended.

It's ancient ACME wisdom: "He who falls asleep on a bar stool wakes up on the floor"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 17 May, 2022, 05:23:41 pm
You could always do 'an Oaky' at the A&H! :D  :facepalm:

Not recommended.

It's ancient ACME wisdom: "He who falls asleep on a bar stool wakes up on the floor"

Yeah and 3 times🙄
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 17 May, 2022, 06:31:34 pm
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:

In 2019 I changed the route to go via Bardney and the Water Railway to Woodhall Spa, then roads to Boston. I wouldn’t recommend the water railway at night, too many tree roots and gates.  Anyway Bardney church has a suitable porch to sleep in whatever the weather.

There’s also a lane I used on our 2019 Easter Arrow when we controlled at Woodhall Spa. That had a really wide nicely cut grass verge that’d be comfortable to sleep on if it’s dry. It looked like the posh house owners alone it took care to keep it in top shape. Can’t be far off the official route. 

Anyway possible bivvy locations. If you want the location of the latter I can overlay Fenland Friends with my Easter Arrow 2019 route to see.

I’ve never managed a 600 without a sleep, even if no more than 3 or 4 hours or so.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 17 May, 2022, 07:25:15 pm
Lincoln is an excellent option for a stop.     ;)

Unfortunately I've failed in finding any relatives who live in Lincoln 😅
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 May, 2022, 09:52:16 pm
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:

In 2019 I changed the route to go via Bardney and the Water Railway to Woodhall Spa, then roads to Boston. I wouldn’t recommend the water railway at night, too many tree roots and gates.  Anyway Bardney church has a suitable porch to sleep in whatever the weather.

There’s also a lane I used on our 2019 Easter Arrow when we controlled at Woodhall Spa. That had a really wide nicely cut grass verge that’d be comfortable to sleep on if it’s dry. It looked like the posh house owners alone it took care to keep it in top shape. Can’t be far off the official route. 

Anyway possible bivvy locations. If you want the location of the latter I can overlay Fenland Friends with my Easter Arrow 2019 route to see.

I’ve never managed a 600 without a sleep, even if no more than 3 or 4 hours or so.

This is pretty much what I do.  After Kirton Lindsey I use the lanes to pass Lincoln to the East and my overnight stop.  I then pick up the Water Railway at Fiskerton and through the lanes to Boston.  It’s a bit further but quieter.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 17 May, 2022, 10:03:17 pm
Wow, many thanks to you all for such comprehensive help! Lots of options for me to consider here, so i hope you don't mind if i don't respond to all of you individually!

Very much appreciated and I'll no doubt be asking more questions based on your answers soon!

Thank you, guys :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 18 May, 2022, 11:04:55 pm
Amazing effort.  Well done.

Saw Felstedrider at the pub tonight and he told me you were all following me and discussing it on yacf - hadn’t realised until now! Thank you all for your support etc. Hopefully I can provide some more entertainment later in the summer
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 18 May, 2022, 11:12:04 pm
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:

For me, Gainsborough Premier Inn for the civilised or the solidly built bus shelters along the ridge towards Lincoln. We have our ACME favourite here (it's the one with a blue plaque, 'Tomsk Slept Here'  ;)) - depending on the forecast overnight temperatures, it's either just a down jacket or a proper sleeping bag strapped onto the Carradice.

Not so pleasant in the bus shelter if you’re unfortunate enough to end up sharing it with me…
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 19 May, 2022, 01:02:25 am
I wonder if the hive mind might be able to help me with a little route planning for TCR please - the question is climbing vs distance: if I cycled 100km with 1,000m of climbing in x hours and 100km with 0m of climbing in y hours, is there a rough general rule for the difference between x and y? I know rider weight, power, gradient and altitude will make a difference, but in general is there a rough rule for time for elevation vs distance? Is it worth, for example, riding 50km further to avoid climbing an extra 1,000m? I realise it’s late and I haven’t framed my question very well…
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 19 May, 2022, 06:36:57 am
I wonder if the hive mind might be able to help me with a little route planning for TCR please - the question is climbing vs distance: if I cycled 100km with 1,000m of climbing in x hours and 100km with 0m of climbing in y hours, is there a rough general rule for the difference between x and y? I know rider weight, power, gradient and altitude will make a difference, but in general is there a rough rule for time for elevation vs distance? Is it worth, for example, riding 50km further to avoid climbing an extra 1,000m? I realise it’s late and I haven’t framed my question very well…

I’m not aware of any general heuristics. When I ride hilly events I calculate my time estimates for each section using my own average speed from rides with a similar rate of climbing (m/km). The data from my 10 day ride across Germany showed a strong correlation between rate of climbing and average speed, and for me is a good source for planning similar off-road singlespeed rides.

So one answer might be to look at your own rides, especially those ridden on a similar bike (ie gears), across different levels of hilliness.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 19 May, 2022, 07:08:31 am
I wonder if the hive mind might be able to help me with a little route planning for TCR please - the question is climbing vs distance: if I cycled 100km with 1,000m of climbing in x hours and 100km with 0m of climbing in y hours, is there a rough general rule for the difference between x and y? I know rider weight, power, gradient and altitude will make a difference, but in general is there a rough rule for time for elevation vs distance? Is it worth, for example, riding 50km further to avoid climbing an extra 1,000m? I realise it’s late and I haven’t framed my question very well…

I’m not aware of any general heuristics. When I ride hilly events I calculate my time estimates for each section using my own average speed from rides with a similar rate of climbing (m/km). The data from my 10 day ride across Germany showed a strong correlation between rate of climbing and average speed, and for me is a good source for planning similar off-road singlespeed rides.

So one answer might be to look at your own rides, especially those ridden on a similar bike (ie gears), across different levels of hilliness.

Thanks, I thought about it more carefully when I went to bed last night. I thought if I looked at all my rides over 150km on De MOAB (which has a power metre) and then plotted average metres climbed per km against watts per kph I should be able to get a rough curve from which I should be able to work out a predicted kph for a given wattage and level of hilliness.l assuming weight is fairly constant.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 23 May, 2022, 09:08:34 am
I was hoping to do a 600 in August as not doing LEL but there are none being run due to that ride. Anyone fancy doing a scenic 600 during that month - I guess we could do as a group perm?

I'm expecting a deafening silence on this one...!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 May, 2022, 09:48:26 am
I was hoping to do a 600 in August as not doing LEL but there are none being run due to that ride. Anyone fancy doing a scenic 600 during that month - I guess we could do as a group perm?

I'm expecting a deafening silence on this one...!

Weekend of 13 / 14th setting off on the Friday night (12th)?  And a start location which requires very little travel or we start from our homes and arrange to meet somewhere en route? 

I'm happy to consider starting such an audacious endeavor on the understanding there's no guarantee I'll finish it as I will most probably be woefully under prepared.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 23 May, 2022, 11:55:35 am
Myself and psyclist were over in Wales on a 600 this weekend.  Good weather and a challenging route.  I do feel slightly jaded today.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 May, 2022, 12:14:02 pm
Myself and psyclist were over in Wales on a 600 this weekend.  Good weather and a challenging route.  I do feel slightly jaded today.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 May, 2022, 07:35:21 pm
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 23 May, 2022, 07:44:12 pm
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.
I would have taken out angle grinder and cut the valve off
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 May, 2022, 07:50:13 pm
I would have taken out angle grinder and cut the valve off

 ;D

Also useful if you lose the key to your lock / forget the combination!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 23 May, 2022, 08:30:39 pm
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.

I no longer fit the nuts to the valve stems on my bikes - plenty of spares if anyone wants them.

Too many times the valves (done up when inflated) are near impossible to undo without pressure in the tyre without tools.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 23 May, 2022, 09:22:33 pm
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.

I no longer fit the nuts to the valve stems on my bikes - plenty of spares if anyone wants them.

Too many times the valves (done up when inflated) are near impossible to undo without pressure in the tyre without tools.

Just use Schrader valves and you can top up when you stop in a petrol station
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Toby's Dad on 23 May, 2022, 09:52:18 pm
I was hoping to do a 600 in August as not doing LEL but there are none being run due to that ride. Anyone fancy doing a scenic 600 during that month - I guess we could do as a group perm?

I'm expecting a deafening silence on this one...!

Weekend of 13 / 14th setting off on the Friday night (12th)?  And a start location which requires very little travel or we start from our homes and arrange to meet somewhere en route? 

I'm happy to consider starting such an audacious endeavor on the understanding there's no guarantee I'll finish it as I will most probably be woefully under prepared.

I'll have a look at possible routes - no reason why the weekend wouldn't work. It would be nice (probably essential) to ride something that wasn't heading over the Fens
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 23 May, 2022, 11:26:02 pm
Hello all,

Sorry to butt in but if I do Fenland Friends, where do people usually stop for a kip? Is there a Travelodge someone mentioned on here before? Might have been felstedrider.

Thanks :thumbsup:

For me, Gainsborough Premier Inn for the civilised or the solidly built bus shelters along the ridge towards Lincoln. We have our ACME favourite here (it's the one with a blue plaque, 'Tomsk Slept Here'  ;)) - depending on the forecast overnight temperatures, it's either just a down jacket or a proper sleeping bag strapped onto the Carradice.

Not so pleasant in the bus shelter if you’re unfortunate enough to end up sharing it with me…
So I hear!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 24 May, 2022, 07:25:22 am
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.

You are so retro, single speed, crashing through cafés for pizza, pasta, gelati and Chianti, inner tubes!!! (Do you wrap spares around your body), wooden rims? Cork brake shoes?

You're so 1899, I'm in awe!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2022, 09:20:58 am
I was hoping to do a 600 in August as not doing LEL but there are none being run due to that ride. Anyone fancy doing a scenic 600 during that month - I guess we could do as a group perm?

I'm expecting a deafening silence on this one...!

Weekend of 13 / 14th setting off on the Friday night (12th)?  And a start location which requires very little travel or we start from our homes and arrange to meet somewhere en route? 

I'm happy to consider starting such an audacious endeavor on the understanding there's no guarantee I'll finish it as I will most probably be woefully under prepared.

I'll have a look at possible routes - no reason why the weekend wouldn't work. It would be nice (probably essential) to ride something that wasn't heading over the Fens

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 24 May, 2022, 09:58:44 am
I'm with BFC, I don't tend to fit the valve nuts either, but always carry a pack of glueless patches (excellent weight to usefulness ratio) so could have patched the tube without having to take it fully off the rim as you suggested.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2022, 10:27:16 am
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.

I have a Leatherman Surge, which is only slightly lighter than Joss' angle grinder, but the folding pliers are very useful.  I often pack the Surge on significant bike adventures.  Our course there are far lighter multitools which feature folding pliers.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 24 May, 2022, 11:19:39 am
I have a Leatherman Surge, which is only slightly lighter than Joss' angle grinder, but the folding pliers are very useful.  I often pack the Surge on significant bike adventures.  Our course there are far lighter multitools which feature folding pliers.

The rider I was with had a Gerber Vise, which has the folding pliers and a few other tools. Total weight of 85g and 60mm folded length.

I checked the reviews and have ordered the Gerber Dime instead. Weighing 62g, and 70mm closed length.

Hopefully I won't need to use it ... I'll be removing valve nuts as others have mentioned.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 24 May, 2022, 11:33:16 am
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.

You are so retro, single speed, crashing through cafés for pizza, pasta, gelati and Chianti, inner tubes!!! (Do you wrap spares around your body), wooden rims? Cork brake shoes?

You're so 1899, I'm in awe!

I find being positive about my peers achievements makes me feel better about myself.  You should give it a go.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2022, 11:34:11 am
I have a Leatherman Surge, which is only slightly lighter than Joss' angle grinder, but the folding pliers are very useful.  I often pack the Surge on significant bike adventures.  Our course there are far lighter multitools which feature folding pliers.

The rider I was with had a Gerber Vise, which has the folding pliers and a few other tools. Total weight of 85g and 60mm folded length.

I checked the reviews and have ordered the Gerber Dime instead. Weighing 62g, and 70mm closed length.

Hopefully I won't need to use it ... I'll be removing valve nuts as others have mentioned.

Oh dear me, you've missed an opportunity to spend a great deal more money (a Surge is £170, don't think I paid that much 15 years ago) and buy something which weighs far more.  What were you thinking???  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 24 May, 2022, 03:23:46 pm
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.

You are so retro, single speed, crashing through cafés for pizza, pasta, gelati and Chianti, inner tubes!!! (Do you wrap spares around your body), wooden rims? Cork brake shoes?

You're so 1899, I'm in awe!

I find being positive about my peers achievements makes me feel better about myself.  You should give it a go.

Each to their own!

This is only forum fodder, don't take it too seriously.

I'm looking forward to seeing psyclist tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2022, 03:28:03 pm
 ;D :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 24 May, 2022, 04:43:41 pm
I have a Leatherman Surge, which is only slightly lighter than Joss' angle grinder, but the folding pliers are very useful.  I often pack the Surge on significant bike adventures.  Our course there are far lighter multitools which feature folding pliers.

The rider I was with had a Gerber Vise, which has the folding pliers and a few other tools. Total weight of 85g and 60mm folded length.

I checked the reviews and have ordered the Gerber Dime instead. Weighing 62g, and 70mm closed length.

Hopefully I won't need to use it ... I'll be removing valve nuts as others have mentioned.

Oh dear me, you've missed an opportunity to spend a great deal more money (a Surge is £170, don't think I paid that much 15 years ago) and buy something which weighs far more.  What were you thinking???  ;D
I have a few Gerber pliers/multitools - much more comfortable to use than Leatherman, the handles have the U section the correct way round!, and the blades etc latch on the variants I have used.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 May, 2022, 04:47:04 pm
Gerber aren't expensive enough and are way too light.  You'd never fight off a bear with a Gerber, you have a chance with a Leatherman!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 24 May, 2022, 07:12:52 pm
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

What would you have done?

As luck would have it, the other rider produced folding pliers. These worked a breeze. They were also very useful in removing a stubborn flint from the tyre.

In hindsight, if we hadn't got the nut removed, I could have repaired the inner tube without removing it completely from the wheel, instead of just sticking in a new inner tube.

You are so retro, single speed, crashing through cafés for pizza, pasta, gelati and Chianti, inner tubes!!! (Do you wrap spares around your body), wooden rims? Cork brake shoes?

You're so 1899, I'm in awe!

That reminds me, has Huggy got his Laverack yet?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oaky on 26 May, 2022, 03:24:21 pm
I was faced with an interesting dilemma after about 250km of the Welsh 600km at the weekend. I'm running tubed tyres, and had a rear flat. When I tried to unscrew the valve nut, it was stuck solid. Even the rider I was with couldn't budge it.

I no longer fit the nuts to the valve stems on my bikes - plenty of spares if anyone wants them.

Too many times the valves (done up when inflated) are near impossible to undo without pressure in the tyre without tools.

I still tend to fit them simply for the inflation from flat of the tube, where they stop the valve getting pushed into the rim when you try to get the pump on... I've got caught by the "tighter after a puncture" phenomemon enough times that I now only do them up just tight enough not to rattle once the tyre is inflated.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 May, 2022, 05:25:06 pm
My Gerber Dime arrived today. Having seen the dimensions of BFC’s pliers last night, I’m pleased the Dime is about the size of my small finger, and the weight is rather negligible. Definitely a form factor I could carry on a multi-day ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 27 May, 2022, 04:14:31 pm
We seem to be 3rd in the AUK club champs.   Can't see us catching VC167 or 4 corners but we don't have much headroom over AC Bristol.   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 May, 2022, 04:23:28 pm
We seem to be 3rd in the AUK club champs.   Can't see us catching VC167 or 4 corners but we don't have much headroom over AC Bristol.   

Are you asking me to come out of Audax retirement?  A rider of my caliber could make all the difference you know  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 27 May, 2022, 04:27:38 pm
We seem to be 3rd in the AUK club champs.   Can't see us catching VC167 or 4 corners but we don't have much headroom over AC Bristol.   

Are you asking me to come out of Audax retirement?  A rider of my caliber could make all the difference you know  ;D

I had big hopes for you after seeing you out on the Winter series.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 May, 2022, 04:29:25 pm
We seem to be 3rd in the AUK club champs.   Can't see us catching VC167 or 4 corners but we don't have much headroom over AC Bristol.   

Are you asking me to come out of Audax retirement?  A rider of my caliber could make all the difference you know  ;D

I had big hopes for you after seeing you out on the Winter series.

I really worry about showing people up so try to stay in the shadows.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 June, 2022, 09:33:03 am
The Windmill Rides need a controller for the Finchingfield checkpoint on Sunday 19th June, 08:45 to 13:15. That's for both the 200 and 100km events. I've been on duty there in recent years, but this time it's Fathers Day and the family have plans ... Let me know if you can help and I'll put you in touch with organiser Stefan.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 10 June, 2022, 09:59:05 am
So who's going to be loitering around Manningtree station at midnight?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 10 June, 2022, 10:12:32 am
@bobb:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 10 June, 2022, 11:21:07 am
Doing a 300 in Sussex although I'm not completely sure why.   For some reason I hadn't seen the local ride.

That said I have done Green and Yellow Fields a lot.   I have been working through my old brevet cards recently for a little project and my first ride was in 1994 when it started from Wrabness Village Hall and was run by Herman.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 10 June, 2022, 12:11:33 pm
I remember you saying last year you could do G&YF 300 without a route sheet!

This will be only my fourth time on G&YF but very much looking forward to a June edition opposed to late April / early May!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 June, 2022, 12:19:47 pm
I will be at Manningtree around midnight, assisting Huggy.

Then off to Burnham Deepdale in the tin box.

I did the ride on Monday night into Tuesday. Very high pollen levels.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 June, 2022, 03:33:56 pm
At the station and at the Mogul too for CURRY.  :thumbsup:

I did the ride on Monday night into Tuesday. Very high pollen levels.

Got my medication this afternoon ... after several attempts at the surgery and chemist through the week.  ::-) This time of year I prefer a good damp ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 10 June, 2022, 04:39:16 pm
I am aiming to leave the house sometime between 17:00 and 17:30 to get to Manningtree around 22:30 for curry and audax :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 June, 2022, 09:51:10 pm
Good luck all!  :thumbsup: I'm sure it will be a cracking ride, weather looks great!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 06:46:43 pm
Hello peeps,

Well, tomorrow is the big day for me as I'll be doing my first 600 in the shape of the Fenland Friends Helpers' ride.

I did buy a packable down jacket but I think I'll leave it at home and just bring a long sleeved thermal cycling one, the weather says a low of 17C through Friday night! Also I'll probably not bother with mudguards. Since getting full guards on the single speed, I have developed a deep loathing for my half arsed/half covering raceblades (the only ones I can get to fit the geared bike). Winter gloves will also be out, as will a base layer (probably).

Does anything about that sound stupid?
Thank you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 16 June, 2022, 06:59:21 pm
Sounds fine Nick, but do remember that nighttime temps are often lower than the forecast. I’d probably take long fingered gloves, but the switch to a thermal layer in lieu of the down jacket should be fine. Just plan for what you might need if you have a mechanical issue that results in a prolonged stay outside without cycling.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 07:17:37 pm
Sounds fine Nick, but do remember that nighttime temps are often lower than the forecast. I’d probably take long fingered gloves, but the switch to a thermal layer in lieu of the down jacket should be fine. Just plan for what you might need if you have a mechanical issue that results in a prolonged stay outside without cycling.

Excellent, many thanks, psyclist - I think on your advice I will keep the winter gloves and the base layer. I also have the (lightweight) rain jacket for another layer if needed. I've packed a sort of cellular (very quick to inflate/deflate) matress for the bus shelter. Its a bit weighty (250 - 300g?), is this worth it, do you think? Do you actually sleep or just drift in and out of consciousness? Will I be there long enough for it to be worthwhile?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 June, 2022, 07:19:20 pm
It will feel a lot colder than you think, especially when tired, and 17C at night is colder than 17C during the day.  No solar radiation to warm you.  A silver emergency foil bag can be useful if you’ve got one, and barely takes up any room before you first use it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 June, 2022, 07:22:56 pm
Re: mattresses - I think a hard surface feels surprisingly comfy at silly o'clock. I do however carry a space blanket type emergency bag, which would also be handy if the floor or wherever is a tad dirty. I usually pile up odd bits of clothing on my saddlebag for a pillow. The great thing about this time of year is after even just a nap, it's getting light and feels like the 're-set button' for your body.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 07:24:47 pm
It will feel a lot colder than you think, especially when tired, and 17C at night is colder than 17C during the day.  No solar radiation to warm you.  A silver emergency foil bag can be useful if you’ve got one, and barely takes up any room before you first use it.

Noted, and thank you, Phil! I think I'll be warm enough without the down jacket. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 07:30:48 pm
Actually, just looked at the weather for north of me and it looks like rain on Sat, so mudguards are back. Half is better than nothing!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 07:32:01 pm
Re: mattresses - I think a hard surface feels surprisingly comfy at silly o'clock. I do however carry a space blanket type emergency bag, which would also be handy if the floor or wherever is a tad dirty. I usually pile up odd bits of clothing on my saddlebag for a pillow. The great thing about this time of year is after even just a nap, it's getting light and feels like the 're-set button' for your body.


Thank you, Tomsk - I might bring it anyway as I have room. Will bring spare socks in case of getting wet!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 June, 2022, 08:04:15 pm
Actually, just looked at the weather for north of me and it looks like rain on Sat, so mudguards are back. Half is better than nothing!

Are you setting off tomorrow or Saturday?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 16 June, 2022, 09:06:51 pm
Best of luck.  It does look a smidge warm tomorrow but I suspect you know that.

If you post on Twitter I’ll keep an eye out.   I plan to be out and about locally Saturday afternoon so might see if I can find you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 10:11:47 pm
Actually, just looked at the weather for north of me and it looks like rain on Sat, so mudguards are back. Half is better than nothing!

Are you setting off tomorrow or Saturday?

We're off tomorrow, Phil.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 10:12:38 pm
Best of luck.  It does look a smidge warm tomorrow but I suspect you know that.

If you post on Twitter I’ll keep an eye out.   I plan to be out and about locally Saturday afternoon so might see if I can find you.

Nice one - be good to bump into you. Goodness knows what sort of wrecked state I'll be in by then though. :-D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 June, 2022, 11:27:31 pm
Tracking link if anybody wants it: https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/d8ac-add9480-e593/view
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 June, 2022, 09:46:59 am
Tracking link if anybody wants it: https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/d8ac-add9480-e593/view

More track watching.   That's my day sorted.   Making nice progress past Cambridge.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 17 June, 2022, 10:39:56 am
And now at the Chatteris contro :thumbsup: 

Proper fenland!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 17 June, 2022, 06:10:58 pm
Just approaching Gainsborough at 18:00.  Dot watching beats Friday night telly!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 17 June, 2022, 07:37:13 pm
Just approaching Gainsborough at 18:00.  Dot watching beats Friday night telly!

Water torture beats Friday night telly.

I have been breaking into a neighbours house (shut door with keys on the inside, eurolock style locks). Found a double glazing unit that has external beading...

Then renewing an 8 speed chain and cassette for another neighbour.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 17 June, 2022, 07:48:28 pm
Dot watching beats Friday night telly!
It's not as exciting as watching a forum thread commenting on the progress of the dot ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 June, 2022, 09:30:53 pm
And now at the Chatteris contro :thumbsup: 

Proper fenland!

Any excuse to post this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNkKhExPmhM)  8) :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 17 June, 2022, 09:47:03 pm
Now stopped at Glews Garage
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 17 June, 2022, 11:29:24 pm
Flying along, back south of the M180 now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 18 June, 2022, 12:15:27 am
Past Kirton Lindsey and towards Lincoln.  Let’s try to guess at the sleep strategy.

Just got back from a gig in Thetford Forest.  The lady running the coffee van was the same as the coffee van at Burnham Deepdale and she remembered us arriving on Green and Yellow Fields last year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 18 June, 2022, 07:40:30 am
Now south of Kirton on the way to Spalding
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 18 June, 2022, 09:17:50 am
Heading into Thorney.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 18 June, 2022, 11:05:10 am
lady running the coffee van was the same as the coffee van at Burnham Deepdale and she remembered us arriving on Green and Yellow Fields last year.

Was disappointed she wasn't at Burnham this year
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 June, 2022, 02:48:23 pm
Looks like he's going well, just past New Market, did he sleep?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 18 June, 2022, 05:29:23 pm
In the pub as of 9 mins ago.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 18 June, 2022, 05:48:22 pm
lady running the coffee van was the same as the coffee van at Burnham Deepdale and she remembered us arriving on Green and Yellow Fields last year.

Was disappointed she wasn't at Burnham this year

Now the cafe has re opened (under new management) the arrangements using "event" companies are not needed, and would conflict with the cafe trade. Glad to hear that at least one of the event companies survived the lockdowns, they are nice people. Shame the opening hours of the cafe are not as flexible as the stand ins.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 18 June, 2022, 06:31:11 pm
Rode out and picked up Tomsk, Mick and Nick near Clare and accompanied them back to the finish.

I’m sure Nick will be along to update us later on.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 19 June, 2022, 11:15:26 pm
Hello all,

Yes - it all went well and good to meet up with felstedrider on the return!

So, my first 600 - I'll write this up on the blog with all the details, but a quick summary here.

We left at just gone 0700 and I immediately noticed the pace was up - probably due to our welcome tailwind! The journey north to Goole was very pleasant overall but very, very hot, with my Wahoo topping out at 40C during a stop where it sat in the sun. I think the moving temp got up to around 32 - it was hot! Quite early on in the journey, I wasn't sure I was going to make it - I thought I was going to throw up. Think that might have been at the Sleaford control. Anyway, Tomsk suggest I ate something, so I went into the shop looking for nourishment and came out with a pastie, yoghurt drink and a bag of salted crisps (Tomk's idea, since I was sweating salt, it seemed).

A rest there, and a guy on a two stroke scooter enveloping us all with exhaust as he started up, and we were away - I felt much better. We headed north and eventually the heat gave way to a very pleasant cool evening, the wind changed direction (Gainsborough way?) and we had some headwind to push through until reaching Goole and visiting the control there. After that is was back south, with the wind on our back again - very convenient!

We reached the audax hotel around 0100, bedding down at about 0115 with Tomsk's alarm set for 0300. Glad I did it for the experience since I've always wondered what bigger distances with very little in the way of creature comforts would be like and it is exactly how I imagined it: grim. But it was at the same time, fun.

The next day was all good, though I had odd apetite issues, unable to finish my meal in Whittlesey, which is most unlike me as I'm always keen to eat usually.


The hills from about 500km were a bit of a challenge when I was alone after lagging behind following the stopping for bushes, but it was fine once back with the other two, who were kind enough to wait for me once they realised I'd never catch them! The only things I suffered from were sore feet and numbness, which meant I needed to modify my riding style with lots of toe wiggling and out-of-the-saddleness toward the end of the ride. I got on the front when i could and managed to judge the pace a little better this time, after not exactly nailing that on the Easter Arrow - this time, I had my mirror though, which was a big help!

It was good to see Rob toward the end who loked very fresh and comfortable. It was a good reminder that cycling can be enjoyable! I'm joking there :-D

So, all in all, a wonderful trip, with many thanks to Tomsk and Mick for everything. I couldn't have asked for finer companions on my first 600!

Cheers,
Nick.


P.S. Almost forgot, pics here:


https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/gTdapi9b2wktaoR (https://cobwebs.duckdns.org/nextcloud/s/gTdapi9b2wktaoR)


And it was great to read all of your comments when I got home, thanks to Rob for letting me know about them. If any of you have an old phone and want to set it up as an inexpensive tracker - let me know or visit https://new.spotwalla.com/ (https://new.spotwalla.com/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 20 June, 2022, 08:06:30 am
Morning!
Nick, good effort! And nice photos:) thanks for a good bike ride.
Thanks to Tom of course, see you next weekend in Dunmow.
Mick
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 20 June, 2022, 08:28:12 am
Grand effort, well done!  :thumbsup:

Suspect the appetite issue was probably dehydration related - I remember being so dehydrated on one Hereward (first one I think) that all I could manage when I got to Biggleswade was a mug of tea with lots of sugar in it.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 20 June, 2022, 08:34:08 am
Gut issues during exercise

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3141050/

Most of use think we have a cast iron constitution till we ride the longer audaxes.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 20 June, 2022, 08:56:05 am
Well done, good effort.

Interested in your spotwalla setup. What capacity battery pack did you use to power your iPhone running the tracking app (and to also power your Wahoo)?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 20 June, 2022, 03:26:19 pm
Well done on your first 600 Nick. Be careful though, next thing you know you'll be in Paris preparing to ride 1200km  :).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 June, 2022, 04:01:09 pm
Great Stuff Nick, this enthusiasm for dot watching is catching on!

Though the heat was tough for us, I think Team Grey Sheep caught more rain up north than we did on Saturday. There was even a shower late in the day to welcome them back to Dunmow.

Very much appreciated felstedrider meeting us near Clare, we were flagging a bit by then.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 21 June, 2022, 02:38:53 pm
I had rather forgotten about psyclist's latest adventure so went to have a look.

He's showing on the tracker as scratched but I haven't seen him post anywhere.   Hope all is OK.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 June, 2022, 03:01:33 pm
I had rather forgotten about psyclist's latest adventure so went to have a look.

He's showing on the tracker as scratched but I haven't seen him post anywhere.   Hope all is OK.

He is back home but was ill and needed to abandon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 June, 2022, 10:14:21 pm
Morning!
Nick, good effort! And nice photos:) thanks for a good bike ride.
Thanks to Tom of course, see you next weekend in Dunmow.
Mick
And the same to you - it was a pleasure riding with you, Mick!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 June, 2022, 10:15:45 pm
Grand effort, well done!  :thumbsup:

Suspect the appetite issue was probably dehydration related - I remember being so dehydrated on one Hereward (first one I think) that all I could manage when I got to Biggleswade was a mug of tea with lots of sugar in it.  :facepalm:
Could've been but we weren't going without hydration, for sure!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 June, 2022, 10:16:58 pm
Gut issues during exercise

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3141050/ (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3141050/)

Most of use think we have a cast iron constitution till we ride the longer audaxes.
Thanks, Phil - I'm getting a 404 for that though, so will try again later. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 June, 2022, 10:17:27 pm
Well done on your first 600 Nick. Be careful though, next thing you know you'll be in Paris preparing to ride 1200km  :-) .
Thanks! That may happen!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 June, 2022, 10:18:31 pm
Great Stuff Nick, this enthusiasm for dot watching is catching on!

Though the heat was tough for us, I think Team Grey Sheep caught more rain up north than we did on Saturday. There was even a shower late in the day to welcome them back to Dunmow.

Very much appreciated felstedrider meeting us near Clare, we were flagging a bit by then.
Thanks, Tomsk - a pleasure riding with you also, thank you for having me on the helpers' ride!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 June, 2022, 10:20:08 pm
Well done, good effort.

Interested in your spotwalla setup. What capacity battery pack did you use to power your iPhone running the tracking app (and to also power your Wahoo)?
Great - I'll dig it out soon and let you know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 June, 2022, 06:32:51 pm
From our Suffolk neighbours:

Fancy riding some different roads, but not too far from home? There are CCS audax rides from Bildeston Sportsfield coming up on Saturday 23 July; four distances available, so one must suit you! GPX routes available for all rides. Refreshments available at start and finish, café stops en route.
The rides are open to all, entry via the AudaxUK website at https://www.audax.uk/choose-a-ride/calendar-events/ (website requires registration to enter, but no payment other than for the ride).

Suffolk Lanes Extravaganza, 209k; 8.30am
This route heads north from Bildeston to Walsham le Willows, then east through Eye to Halesworth, before turning south-east past Snape and on to the coast at Orford. The return route is via Wickham Market, Framlingham, Debenham and Needham Market. The route mainly uses country lanes with short stretches of minor A and B-road.
‘100 Miles of Suffolk Lanes’, 168k; 8.45am
This route heads north from Bildeston to near Walsham le Willows, then east to Framlingham (castle), and on to the coast at Orford (castle), returning via Wickham Market, Debenham, and Needham Market. The route mainly uses country lanes with short stretches of minor A and B-road.
‘Bildeston Lanes’ 103k; 9.30am
The route is broadly circular, starting south-east from Bildeston to Flowton, then north to Needham Market, Stowupland, continuing north to Cotton. The route then returns south to Buxhall, before zig-zagging back to Bildeston. There are few hills (a short, sharp one to warm you up after 2k!) on the route, which mainly uses country lanes with short stretches of minor A and B-road.
‘Jane’s Lanes’ 50k; 10.00am
This route heads south-east to Elmsett, then north to a control near Granary Crafts (café with museum!) at Buxhall, returning via Rattlesden and Thorpe Morieux. Quiet roads and attractive villages.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 29 June, 2022, 10:00:50 pm
Hoping to do the 100 miles event. Getting there is the main challenge at present :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 June, 2022, 07:39:58 am
Hoping to do the 100 miles event. Getting there is the main challenge at present :)

Bernster and I are planning to ride the 100 miler, ECEing from home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 30 June, 2022, 08:13:27 pm
I will be riding the 50km with the Big Saxon for an introductory return, if his recovery is on course.

Then back to helpers duties at the finish for the returning riders - whereby all riders will be well looked after and fed for their journey home. Aiming to set the standards.




Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 30 June, 2022, 11:51:44 pm
Bernster and I are planning to ride the 100 miler, ECEing from home.

Hmmm…. Beetles off to check diary, potential routes and timings…. It’s about time I looked at stepping up to a 300km and the 100 miler looks near perfect in that regard.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 01 July, 2022, 11:01:29 pm
Well done, good effort.

Interested in your spotwalla setup. What capacity battery pack did you use to power your iPhone running the tracking app (and to also power your Wahoo)?
Great - I'll dig it out soon and let you know.

Sorry for the delay! I bought the powerbank from Maplin, model no. N27EE, 3.6V 20,000mAh/72Wh. The text on the end of it says: Output 1: D.C. 5V+1A; Output 2: D.C. 5V+1A (there are two USB out ports), but the ports themselves are labelled: 1A and 2.1A.


Anyway, that's what I used and I don't recall which gizmo was plugged into which port but it worked. I had 2 of the available 4 "Power remaining" lights on when I got home. Once plugged in to charge, one light was steady, meaning there was probably just over 25% charge left in it.

Anything else you need then please let me know.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 03 July, 2022, 08:23:33 pm
In other news, I think I might enter PBP next year.

This season, I have done:
So, I just need a 300km and I'm in, no? Any suggestions? A DIY, maybe? A&S?

You all knew this was going to happen. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 03 July, 2022, 08:29:59 pm
In other news, I think I might enter PBP next year.

This season, I have done:
  • 12th Feb: Knights Templar Compasses, 100km
  • 05th Mar: The Horsepower 200, 200km
  • 15th Apr: Easter Arrow, 400km
  • 17th Jun: Flatlands Reversed, 600km
So, I just need a 300km and I'm in, no? Any suggestions? A DIY, maybe? A&S?

You all knew this was going to happen. :thumbsup:
Nope, this year is for your longest pre-qualifier, you need a BRM SR next season before the quite early window closures for each distance to qualify for PBP.
Of the rides in your list only the Horsepower and Flatlands are BRM. DIY’s & perms are not BRM, and not all calendar rides are BRM - be careful which rides you enter if you need them in your PBP qualifying SR.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 03 July, 2022, 08:58:28 pm
Ah, right - thanks for that.

So where can I find this info and the deadlines for each distance?

Thanks.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 03 July, 2022, 10:12:12 pm
Ah, right - thanks for that.

So where can I find this info and the deadlines for each distance?

Thanks.

Not published for 23, but see

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=107046.0
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 July, 2022, 06:57:55 am
So where can I find this info and the deadlines for each distance?

Many out on a Wednesday night MEMWNS have ridden previously, so just ask if you have any specific questions.

If the arrangements stay the same, your longest ride this year will dictate how early you can enter PBP in January, and choose your starting time. 600km would be fine. A few of us rode a 1000km last time in the preceding year.

There will be a lot of BRM rides put on in the spring to help riders secure the necessary SR for PBP. The most popular events will sell out, so it is worth entering early if you can. Just make sure they are BRM rides that you are entering, and within the date limits that the PBP organisers will publish.

There is also the pubinar that Tomsk has arranged in October.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 July, 2022, 07:55:33 pm
Ah, right - thanks for that.

So where can I find this info and the deadlines for each distance?

Thanks.

Not published for 23, but see

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=107046.0 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=107046.0)

Many thanks :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 July, 2022, 08:00:28 pm
So where can I find this info and the deadlines for each distance?

Many out on a Wednesday night MEMWNS have ridden previously, so just ask if you have any specific questions.

If the arrangements stay the same, your longest ride this year will dictate how early you can enter PBP in January, and choose your starting time. 600km would be fine. A few of us rode a 1000km last time in the preceding year.

There will be a lot of BRM rides put on in the spring to help riders secure the necessary SR for PBP. The most popular events will sell out, so it is worth entering early if you can. Just make sure they are BRM rides that you are entering, and within the date limits that the PBP organisers will publish.

There is also the pubinar that Tomsk has arranged in October.

Great, thanks - between the last few posts from you all, I get it now.

So, the season before you ride as far as you can to get to enter as early as possible (600 for me). The season that PBP is in, you ride your SR, consisting of 200, 300. 400 and a 600km BRM rides. Good. What is this pubinar that Tomsk is arranging - any details anywhere?

Thank you for your help and guidance!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 July, 2022, 09:23:51 pm
PBP Pubinar … https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=123363.msg2732413#msg2732413 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=123363.msg2732413#msg2732413)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 July, 2022, 09:27:17 pm
PBP Pubinar … https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=123363.msg2732413#msg2732413 (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=123363.msg2732413#msg2732413)
Thank you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 04 July, 2022, 09:45:36 pm
Bernster and I are planning to ride the 100 miler, ECEing from home.

Hmmm…. Beetles off to check diary, potential routes and timings…. It’s about time I looked at stepping up to a 300km and the 100 miler looks near perfect in that regard.

Entered the 100k with the intention of ECE-ing to 300km as the timings work a bit better for me that way.  It will mean a long post event leg of the ECE though which goes against all good advice received from others otp but it’s the only way I can make the day work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 04 July, 2022, 10:07:57 pm
So where can I find this info and the deadlines for each distance?

Many out on a Wednesday night MEMWNS have ridden previously, so just ask if you have any specific questions.

If the arrangements stay the same, your longest ride this year will dictate how early you can enter PBP in January, and choose your starting time. 600km would be fine. A few of us rode a 1000km last time in the preceding year.

There will be a lot of BRM rides put on in the spring to help riders secure the necessary SR for PBP. The most popular events will sell out, so it is worth entering early if you can. Just make sure they are BRM rides that you are entering, and within the date limits that the PBP organisers will publish.

There is also the pubinar that Tomsk has arranged in October.

Great, thanks - between the last few posts from you all, I get it now.

So, the season before you ride as far as you can to get to enter as early as possible (600 for me). The season that PBP is in, you ride your SR, consisting of 200, 300. 400 and a 600km BRM rides. Good. What is this pubinar that Tomsk is arranging - any details anywhere?

Thank you for your help and guidance!

You got it.

When you get your fenland friends 600 brevet card back , under the validation sticker will be an ACP sticker.  It has a brevet number on that unique to you. The number will also appear in your online results. That’s the number you’ll enter on the PBP website when entries open next year, for those with a 600km BRM  pre qualifier (this year).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 05 July, 2022, 09:05:00 am
Entered the 100k with the intention of ECE-ing to 300km as the timings work a bit better for me that way.  It will mean a long post event leg of the ECE though which goes against all good advice received from others otp but it’s the only way I can make the day work.

It's an awkward ECE for me as well, meeting up with Psyclist at Takeley will give me an overall distance of about 375k from home, which almost makes it worthwhile making it up to 400k and getting the extra point. I think in reality I might use either a train or a car assist and aim for closer to 300k, although it depends if I'm required to do any real life stuff the following day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 July, 2022, 01:04:10 pm
So where can I find this info and the deadlines for each distance?

Many out on a Wednesday night MEMWNS have ridden previously, so just ask if you have any specific questions.

If the arrangements stay the same, your longest ride this year will dictate how early you can enter PBP in January, and choose your starting time. 600km would be fine. A few of us rode a 1000km last time in the preceding year.

There will be a lot of BRM rides put on in the spring to help riders secure the necessary SR for PBP. The most popular events will sell out, so it is worth entering early if you can. Just make sure they are BRM rides that you are entering, and within the date limits that the PBP organisers will publish.

There is also the pubinar that Tomsk has arranged in October.

Great, thanks - between the last few posts from you all, I get it now.

So, the season before you ride as far as you can to get to enter as early as possible (600 for me). The season that PBP is in, you ride your SR, consisting of 200, 300. 400 and a 600km BRM rides. Good. What is this pubinar that Tomsk is arranging - any details anywhere?

Thank you for your help and guidance!

You got it.

When you get your fenland friends 600 brevet card back , under the validation sticker will be an ACP sticker.  It has a brevet number on that unique to you. The number will also appear in your online results. That’s the number you’ll enter on the PBP website when entries open next year, for those with a 600km BRM  pre qualifier (this year).

Nice one and thank you for that :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 05 July, 2022, 10:29:03 pm
Just perusing the book of face and this popped up on my feed:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/audaxuk/permalink/10161871480068642/

I see one familiar face and two familiar bikes!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 July, 2022, 03:13:51 pm
Greater Anglia train drivers, and those from many other firms, are going on strike on 30th July ... Essex R&R day. Shortly after start of Commonwealth Games too. Disrupting sport of all types.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 July, 2022, 03:28:49 pm
Greater Anglia train drivers, and those from many other firms, are going on strike on 30th July ... Essex R&R day. Shortly after start of Commonwealth Games too. Disrupting sport of all types.

You can picture the scene at ASLEF HQ...

"Right comrades, we obviously want our forthcoming strike to cause maximum disruption so let's strike just after the Commonwealth Games starts, that should cause a good amount of chaos.  However if we really want to bring the country to it's knees let's completely knacker huggy's Essex R&R audax!"  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 14 July, 2022, 04:05:42 pm
Greater Anglia train drivers, and those from many other firms, are going on strike on 30th July ... Essex R&R day. Shortly after start of Commonwealth Games too. Disrupting sport of all types.

You can picture the scene at ASLEF HQ...

"Right comrades, we obviously want our forthcoming strike to cause maximum disruption so let's strike just after the Commonwealth Games starts, that should cause a good amount of chaos.  However if we really want to bring the country to it's knees let's completely knacker huggy's Essex R&R audax!"  ;D
They are invariably vindictive to my events, could have predicted they would strike on the 30th. As it’s a weekend it’ll probably go ahead too with no businesses whinging about workers not getting to the office who can work remotely anyway and cause maximum disruption to leisure plans to put it firmly in the minds of the public.
Bastards!!
Everyone will just have to be more like pysclist and ECE the R&R 😏
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 14 July, 2022, 05:38:52 pm
Maybe they are striking so they can ride your R&R?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 14 July, 2022, 08:26:47 pm
Oh well, looks like I’m going to have to ride to the start  >:(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 14 July, 2022, 11:19:25 pm
The hardship is less than mine, by the way what is a train.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 15 July, 2022, 03:23:21 pm
Tracking link (https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/c259-2625fc50-cbe3/view) for Hereward tonight if anyone fancies a bit of dot-watching.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 15 July, 2022, 03:33:14 pm
I’m on the route check of my Rutland Midnight Express  300 tonight.   Myself and helper are setting off 11pm from Baldock.  Normally it’d be a midnight start like the event, but trying to make the most of riding whilst cooler. Our routes cross when we are at 75km and you are at 125km between Caldecote and Great Gidding.  Thus if you see a couple of cyclists going other way around there, sometime between 2:30am and 3:00am, that’s us!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 15 July, 2022, 03:35:07 pm
Will keep an eye out! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 July, 2022, 07:32:29 pm
Given it's going to be a hot one next week I was wondering if a mid week bivvy might be the answer, after all, there's little difference between not being able to sleep at home or in a field...

Anyone interested?

Tuesday night?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 22 July, 2022, 11:50:05 am
Bernster and I are planning to ride the 100 miler, ECEing from home.

Hmmm…. Beetles off to check diary, potential routes and timings…. It’s about time I looked at stepping up to a 300km and the 100 miler looks near perfect in that regard.

Entered the 100k with the intention of ECE-ing to 300km as the timings work a bit better for me that way.  It will mean a long post event leg of the ECE though which goes against all good advice received from others otp but it’s the only way I can make the day work.

Unfortunately after Hereward The Wake last weekend followed by the mad busy few days I have had with the fire service, I have had to DNS this one as the need to recuperate and catch up on real life has got in the way.  Shame, as the weather forecast is looking great for this. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 22 July, 2022, 02:13:25 pm
Unfortunately after Hereward The Wake last weekend followed by the mad busy few days I have had with the fire service, I have had to DNS this one as the need to recuperate and catch up on real life has got in the way.  Shame, as the weather forecast is looking great for this.

Sorry to hear that, but having been thinking of you when all those fires were being shown on the news earlier this week, it is a very sensible decision.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 22 July, 2022, 03:31:02 pm
Thanks.  I think I have clocked up 20 odd hours for the fire service since Monday in addition to my normal 37 hours for my main employer, some of it spent chasing field fires about in thick firefighting kit in 39 degree heat.  The physical effort and lack of sleep has taken more out of me than I thought, coming as it did straight after Hereward.  I am off on my hols at the end of the month but hopefully will catch up with everyone at either an upcoming midweek pub stop or Hopstock.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 22 July, 2022, 04:14:47 pm
We still lie in 3rd in the club points but it's not clear a gap over ACB.

I'm not done yet and have a couple of trip still to go.   I won't be scrabbling round into October, though.

I'll next be riding locally on the Hopstock 200.   The start is too close for me to miss this one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 22 July, 2022, 05:16:16 pm
I’ll be steadily racking up the points.

I’m still undecided whether to ride The Hafren on the Hopstock weekend, which I entered a long time ago, or ECE the Hopstock 120km.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 23 July, 2022, 06:30:44 pm
I’ll be steadily racking up the points.

I’m still undecided whether to ride The Hafren on the Hopstock weekend, which I entered a long time ago, or ECE the Hopstock 120km.

I have travelled quite a lot this year and used the car far more than I would like.   The next set of rides (and last weekend) all start from my front door.

So far I have really enjoyed seeing some new bits of the country.   I definitely need to do some Scottish rides next year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 23 July, 2022, 07:16:26 pm
Thanks.  I think I have clocked up 20 odd hours for the fire service since Monday in addition to my normal 37 hours for my main employer, some of it spent chasing field fires about in thick firefighting kit in 39 degree heat.  The physical effort and lack of sleep has taken more out of me than I thought, coming as it did straight after Hereward.  I am off on my hols at the end of the month but hopefully will catch up with everyone at either an upcoming midweek pub stop or Hopstock.

Nice to ride most of the Hereward with you, my ankle survived, so now looking at ramping up the mileage - I was doubtful at the launch to the point I rode on gears.

Doubt I can contribute to the club top six though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 23 July, 2022, 08:13:35 pm
Thanks.  I think I have clocked up 20 odd hours for the fire service since Monday in addition to my normal 37 hours for my main employer, some of it spent chasing field fires about in thick firefighting kit in 39 degree heat.  The physical effort and lack of sleep has taken more out of me than I thought, coming as it did straight after Hereward.  I am off on my hols at the end of the month but hopefully will catch up with everyone at either an upcoming midweek pub stop or Hopstock.

Nice to ride most of the Hereward with you, my ankle survived, so now looking at ramping up the mileage - I was doubtful at the launch to the point I rode on gears.

Doubt I can contribute to the club top six though.

Good to hear the ankle is ok.  Thanks for dragging me around large sections of the Hereward, I would have found it much tougher than I did without the company and the wheel to sit on.  Thanks also for the bits of advice.  I know I previously said I wasn’t interested in going for longer distances but ….. a solo 400km DIY route is already in the planning.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: ElyDave on 23 July, 2022, 09:26:18 pm
Is there likely to be any kit available at the R&R? I'm thinking a nice new ACME jersey could be good for my KAW tour later in August
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 July, 2022, 08:03:50 am
Is there likely to be any kit available at the R&R? I'm thinking a nice new ACME jersey could be good for my KAW tour later in August
There will be jerseys & caps available, some jersey sizes have limited or no stock.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: ElyDave on 24 July, 2022, 01:17:37 pm
I imagine I'd be a small or medium.  In case you have any, can you let me know prices and payment method - card/cash etc
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 24 July, 2022, 02:13:49 pm
I imagine I'd be a small or medium.  In case you have any, can you let me know prices and payment method - card/cash etc
I have Men's SS jersey in M, XL, XXL & XXL, Ladies SS Jersey in S,M & L
Given the sizing is based on small Italian children may I offer Sir an XL? It may be a closer fit than the label suggests, after all it's only a label!

SS jerseys are £45
LS jerseys are £60
Gilets are £50
Caps are £13

Cash/Card/PayPal are all payment options
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 24 July, 2022, 02:38:40 pm
I imagine I'd be a small or medium.  In case you have any, can you let me know prices and payment method - card/cash etc
I have Men's SS jersey in M, XL, XXL & XXL, Ladies SS Jersey in S,M & L
Given the sizing is based on small Italian children may I offer Sir an XL? It may be a closer fit than the label suggests, after all it's only a label!

SS jerseys are £45
LS jerseys are £60
Gilets are £50
Caps are £13

Cash/Card/PayPal are all payment options

Hi Huggy do you have a Gillet in size big enough for me ? Marquee ?
If so are you going to be at the MEMWNS this week ?

Thanks
Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 25 July, 2022, 12:44:43 am
I’d like a SS jersey in my size, please. I’ll let you decide!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 25 July, 2022, 07:47:01 am
I'm a small in most brands.   I had to buy a large ACME jersey.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany.
Post by: αdαmsκι on 25 July, 2022, 04:26:20 pm
LEL starts in Essex. Does that mean I can use it for my Essex SR? (I am missing a 600 because I had to to DNS the Fenland Friends [Flatlands Reversed] 600 due to COVID Round II.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 25 July, 2022, 05:18:05 pm
Think I used it as part of my Essex SR in 2017  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 25 July, 2022, 09:25:05 pm
Back to a bit of dot watching.  TCR8 - Joss looks to be doing well.  All the 8s - Number 88 in TCR8 is the one to look for.

https://www2.followmychallenge.com/live/tcrno8
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 25 July, 2022, 09:45:43 pm
Tapping details, finding the riders you are interested in, set them as favourites by tapping the star, then filter for favourites. Makes it a lot easier to see how they are doing.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 25 July, 2022, 10:02:39 pm
Tapping details, finding the riders you are interested in, set them as favourites by tapping the star, then filter for favourites. Makes it a lot easier to see how they are doing.

Cheers. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany.
Post by: Tomsk on 26 July, 2022, 08:33:48 am
LEL starts in Essex. Does that mean I can use it for my Essex SR? (I am missing a 600 because I had to to DNS the Fenland Friends [Flatlands Reversed] 600 due to COVID Round II.)

I ok'd LEL last time for the Essex SR - there's plenty of lovely Essexness to count, plus the start in Debden is just in the county. Riding round the old county boundary on my Post-Lockdown 2020 tour made me realise how much has been sliced off and lost to London boroughs, Cambridgeshire, Herts and Suffolk too. The Anglican Diocese of Chelmsford mirrors the old county pretty much exactly, so that's good enough for me!

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 27 July, 2022, 12:13:33 pm
Joss is at CP1 on the TCR. Doing well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 01 August, 2022, 05:37:13 pm
Slightly off topic...

I have a piece of magnetic whiteboard going spare.  Dimensions: 0.87 x 1.46m.  It has no frame and there are a few imperfections in the white surface but nothing which makes it useless.

FOC to a good home, just come and get it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 01 August, 2022, 08:53:39 pm
Joss is at CP1 on the TCR. Doing well.

He is now 76th, in Southern Croatia, close to the border with Bosnia. He is doing brilliantly, averaging 320km a day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 August, 2022, 09:03:21 pm
Joss’s dot has disappeared. Suspect it’ll be a technical gremlin. Hopefully we’ll see a Strava update soon.

edit: found him … he was behind #78. Can see his dot when zoomed in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 August, 2022, 09:37:39 am
Just been comparing TCR stats...

Christoph Strasser, currently leading the field and clearly some sort of machine, has been moving for 82% of the time  :o  Our Josser, currently in 76th place, borderline sensible, has spent 40% of the time resting / asleep :thumbsup: 

Keep going Josser, you're doing great!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 August, 2022, 08:40:46 pm
Indeed, Josser seems to be pacing things very well and moving up the field! There are a lot of DNFs now, and glancing at their stats you can guess why: too fast at first/not enough sleep/food/drink, or just not fit enough, I would say. There will likely be mechanicals, illness and other issues that I'm not aware of too.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 August, 2022, 07:51:49 am
Joss is through CP3 in 71st position.

Now on the mandatory section before heading across to Serbia and Romania.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 03 August, 2022, 08:26:01 am
Joss’s dot has disappeared. Suspect it’ll be a technical gremlin. Hopefully we’ll see a Strava update soon.

edit: found him … he was behind #78. Can see his dot when zoomed in.

Tap on details slide out, search for Joss, tap star next to name, toggle favourites filter. It will now remove other riders so you can see him.  Add other riders to favourites as necessary.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 August, 2022, 08:40:59 am
Joss’s dot has disappeared. Suspect it’ll be a technical gremlin. Hopefully we’ll see a Strava update soon.

edit: found him … he was behind #78. Can see his dot when zoomed in.

Tap on details slide out, search for Joss, tap star next to name, toggle favourites filter. It will now remove other riders so you can see him.  Add other riders to favourites as necessary.

Exactly what I had done. I am also following #78, hence when they were together I could only see one dot until I zoomed in very close.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 03 August, 2022, 08:56:16 am
Now got me looking to see who 78 is, do you know him?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 03 August, 2022, 09:20:28 am
Now got me looking to see who 78 is, do you know him?

Yes. Joss knows him from a prior race, and introduced me as we were both riding Italy Divide earlier this year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 August, 2022, 10:53:42 am
TCR’s Instagram feed is quite good, not spotted our josser yet. Rider 42, Marin, who’s in 6th, has slept outside every night and is surviving on one pair of bib shorts and a packet of wet wipes!  I wonder if his no doubt distinctive odour will make him more or less attractive to bears and wolves?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 07 August, 2022, 07:10:30 pm
Josser is over the Danube and on the run in.  Looks like the last couple of days have been challenging and I have not followed as closely as I meant to.

Can’t tell if he will push through or take a break and finish tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 August, 2022, 08:36:02 pm
Joss is finishing tomorrow. He should be in good time before the finisher’s party tomorrow evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 08 August, 2022, 07:59:20 am
Joss is finishing tomorrow. He should be in good time before the finisher’s party tomorrow evening.

Picked up his Facebook post last night.

Heading towards the final parcours now.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 08 August, 2022, 10:29:38 am
He has just finished, 63rd solo rider, 68th overall.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 08 August, 2022, 10:38:22 am
He has just finished, 63rd solo rider.

Amazing!!!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 August, 2022, 09:45:47 am
On Saturday, as part of my prep for ACME goes Dutch, I shall attempt this 88 mile route (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/40494631).

If you fancy joining me feel free to meet for breakfast at D's Diner, Hatty P, at 8am.  Pace will be gentle with lots of stops.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 09 August, 2022, 10:19:36 am
On Saturday, as part of my prep for ACME goes Dutch, I shall attempt this 88 mile route (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/40494631).

If you fancy joining me feel free to meet for breakfast at D's Diner, Hatty P, at 8am.  Pace will be gentle with lots of stops.

Enjoy.   I would offer coffee as you pass through the village late on but we are off to a gig at Audley End.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 August, 2022, 10:22:57 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 09 August, 2022, 12:28:10 pm
Was your little jaunt this morning also practice OD? You cycled past just as was coming out my house
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 August, 2022, 12:36:23 pm
Was your little jaunt this morning also practice OD? You cycled past just as was coming out my house

Yes it was.  Sorry I didn’t spot you!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 August, 2022, 12:01:22 pm
We appear to be missing the traditional post MEMWNS report???  ???
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 August, 2022, 12:03:27 pm
We appear to be missing the traditional post MEMWNS report???  ???

Good point, where is The Bard?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 August, 2022, 08:21:00 am
On Saturday, as part of my prep for ACME goes Dutch, I shall attempt this 88 mile route (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/40494631).

If you fancy joining me feel free to meet for breakfast at D's Diner, Hatty P, at 8am.  Pace will be gentle with lots of stops.

Right, I'm in. I'll see you at D's tomorrow morning, bright and early!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 August, 2022, 08:30:26 am
On Saturday, as part of my prep for ACME goes Dutch, I shall attempt this 88 mile route (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/40494631).

If you fancy joining me feel free to meet for breakfast at D's Diner, Hatty P, at 8am.  Pace will be gentle with lots of stops.

Right, I'm in. I'll see you at D's tomorrow morning, bright and early!

Fabulous!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 August, 2022, 08:40:48 am
Will you be on Fred?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 August, 2022, 08:49:13 am
Will you be on Fred?

Yes, as I was on Wednesday.  But with lightweight wheel set.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 12 August, 2022, 08:55:13 am
OK, I'll see what state my Surly is in - haven't ridden it for a while....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 August, 2022, 08:59:56 am
OK, I'll see what state my Surly is in - haven't ridden it for a while....

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany.
Post by: αdαmsκι on 12 August, 2022, 05:57:23 pm
I ok'd LEL last time for the Essex SR - there's plenty of lovely Essexness to count, plus the start in Debden is just in the county. Riding round the old county boundary on my Post-Lockdown 2020 tour made me realise how much has been sliced off and lost to London boroughs, Cambridgeshire, Herts and Suffolk too. The Anglican Diocese of Chelmsford mirrors the old county pretty much exactly, so that's good enough for me!

Essex SR done  ;D

200: Richard Ellis perm
300: G&YF
400: A&S
600: LEL
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 August, 2022, 08:13:26 pm
Anyone thinking of going up to the Mildenhall Rally this weekend? (Actually at West Row again this year).

Saturday morning/rest of the day or maybe just Sunday afternoon would work for me. Grass track racing and other events both days, cycle jumble/car boot on Sunday. It's a pleasant 2.5 to 3 hour ride each way from Dunmow: Clare Station cafe would be a good rendezvous-point as it's about half-way. For once there's a good forecast for the August bank holiday. Last year I went to the one-day event and it was cold, grey and windswept, but good to see the rally revived, nevertherless.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 23 August, 2022, 06:51:02 am
I’d be up for a ride up to Mildenhall on Saturday:), could meet you in Dunmow
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 23 August, 2022, 07:52:33 am
I would express an interest on Saturday meet up in Dunmow and use the ride up to West Row as part of my DIY route back home.

As long as the pace is steady.......
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 August, 2022, 05:41:52 pm
I would express an interest on Saturday meet up in Dunmow and use the ride up to West Row as part of my DIY route back home.

As long as the pace is steady.......


Ok we'll be gentle! How about meeting at Paradise for breakfast? If not far enough into your DIY,  then come staight to Tomsk Towers and we'll head to Clare for elevenses. Start from Dunmow at 09:00, or would earlier suit? An 09:00 start would mean up at the rally for lunch, stay as long as, then head back late afternoon/early evening. Maybe a pub stop somewhere?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 23 August, 2022, 07:26:00 pm
Sounds like a good day out, 9.00 start works for me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 23 August, 2022, 08:28:22 pm
I am happy to go with 9.00am at Tomsk HQ with stop off at Clare for elevenses, and at lunch at the rally. I can then carry on with my DIY  towards Bury St Edmunds and back home.

I would not object to a pub stop on the way up....if it suits everyone.....



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 23 August, 2022, 09:09:18 pm
Anyone interested in doing Vatternrundan next year? Dates are 16-17 June. I’m probably going to do it as part of the Swedish circuit which also includes the 90km vasaloppet, 3km vansbrosimningen and 30km lidingoloppet if anyone is interested in that?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 August, 2022, 09:53:00 pm
Anyone interested in doing Vatternrundan next year?

Interested, yes. But, I’m currently selecting which big bikepacking ride to target next year, and one of the ones in June is looking favourite. I’ll know next month.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 24 August, 2022, 10:54:53 am
Anyone interested in doing Vatternrundan next year? Dates are 16-17 June. I’m probably going to do it as part of the Swedish circuit which also includes the 90km vasaloppet, 3km vansbrosimningen and 30km lidingoloppet if anyone is interested in that?

Bit short for you isn't it ?

I would consider it but I am not currently sure how next year will look.   There are a few moving parts.

*EDIT*  Interesting.   You could ride there in a week.   2 week tour with the ride in the middle ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 24 August, 2022, 03:07:34 pm
Anyone interested in doing Vatternrundan next year? Dates are 16-17 June. I’m probably going to do it as part of the Swedish circuit which also includes the 90km vasaloppet, 3km vansbrosimningen and 30km lidingoloppet if anyone is interested in that?

Bit short for you isn't it ?

I would consider it but I am not currently sure how next year will look.   There are a few moving parts.

*EDIT*  Interesting.   You could ride there in a week.   2 week tour with the ride in the middle ?

I was also thinking maybe I could fly out for the Vätternrundan and then tour about a bit until the vansbrosimningen which happens at the beginning of July.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 24 August, 2022, 03:24:18 pm
Anyone interested in doing Vatternrundan next year? Dates are 16-17 June. I’m probably going to do it as part of the Swedish circuit which also includes the 90km vasaloppet, 3km vansbrosimningen and 30km lidingoloppet if anyone is interested in that?

Bit short for you isn't it ?

I would consider it but I am not currently sure how next year will look.   There are a few moving parts.

*EDIT*  Interesting.   You could ride there in a week.   2 week tour with the ride in the middle ?

I was also thinking maybe I could fly out for the Vätternrundan and then tour about a bit until the vansbrosimningen which happens at the beginning of July.

With the way things are going at work there's a reasonable chance I will have a chunk of spare time next year.   Might mean I can ride to Paris as well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 24 August, 2022, 03:29:12 pm
On a slightly different note I have a milestone birthday in January and I'm keen to do something.

I'm thinking a group 50k perm from the Spiritual Home the last Saturday of the month.   We could use the Hopstock route and have something at the Blue Egg part way round finishing with drinks/food.   If enough people are up for it will talk to our favourite landlord about using one of the function rooms.



Rob
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 24 August, 2022, 03:34:56 pm
On a slightly different note I have a milestone birthday in January and I'm keen to do something.

I'm thinking a group 50k perm from the Spiritual Home the last Saturday of the month.   We could use the Hopstock route and have something at the Blue Egg part way round finishing with drinks/food.   If enough people are up for it will talk to our favourite landlord about using one of the function rooms.



Rob

Rob, so long as COVID doesn't kick off again the first Saturday in January should be Epiphany 2023 so perhaps something else to include in your Big Birthday plans?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 24 August, 2022, 03:42:53 pm
On a slightly different note I have a milestone birthday in January and I'm keen to do something.

I'm thinking a group 50k perm from the Spiritual Home the last Saturday of the month.   We could use the Hopstock route and have something at the Blue Egg part way round finishing with drinks/food.   If enough people are up for it will talk to our favourite landlord about using one of the function rooms.



Rob

Rob, so long as COVID doesn't kick off again the first Saturday in January should be Epiphany 2023 so perhaps something else to include in your Big Birthday plans?

Now there's planning.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 August, 2022, 05:22:03 pm
On a slightly different note I have a milestone birthday in January and I'm keen to do something.

I'm thinking a group 50k perm from the Spiritual Home the last Saturday of the month.   We could use the Hopstock route and have something at the Blue Egg part way round finishing with drinks/food.   If enough people are up for it will talk to our favourite landlord about using one of the function rooms.

Rob

 :thumbsup:

With luck and a following wind I'll be a Senior SR next year ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 25 August, 2022, 10:24:43 am
On a slightly different note I have a milestone birthday in January and I'm keen to do something.

I'm thinking a group 50k perm from the Spiritual Home the last Saturday of the month.   We could use the Hopstock route and have something at the Blue Egg part way round finishing with drinks/food.   If enough people are up for it will talk to our favourite landlord about using one of the function rooms.

Rob

 :thumbsup:

With luck and a following wind I'll be a Senior SR next year ...

It is a little known fact that, in the early days of my AUK membership, I was credited with a Senior SR.   They had my year of birth as 1923 and not 1973.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 26 August, 2022, 02:16:23 pm
Earlier in the year I organised The Essex and Suffolk Borders 200 from Manningtree and on the same day offered up the reverse route starting from Buntingford.

I'd like to do so similar for 1 April 2023 but it requires help from at least one other person. psyclist did this for me this year👍 I'll be setting riders off from Manningtree and then running the Great Chishill control before returning to Manningtree to run the arrivée.

Job 1) Hand out brevet cards at the start. psyclist did this for me and also rode

Job 2) Collect brevet cards from riders and post cards back to me. Could be done as simply as leaving a collection box in a Buntingford pub for riders to deposit their cards and then collecting the cards at 10pm. Could potential be done by same person as Job 1.

(I want to avoid a postal finish as it's a faff waiting for riders to actually post back their brevet cards over Easter. And it's PBP year!)

I don't need a firm commitment at the moment but just an idea if I have some potential help 🙂
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 27 August, 2022, 10:48:35 pm
Assuming all the usual caveats, I did the Buntingford start and would be willing to hand out brevet cards if needed.  I am not local enough to make it easy to pop back for the completed cards though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 28 August, 2022, 01:26:43 pm
Cool, thanks. between yourself and psyclist someone should be able to hand out cards. If all else fails it could be postal finish 🙂
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 September, 2022, 08:15:11 pm
ACME Reception Party for the Grand arrivée on Sunday at the Battesford Court!

All welcome.

I'll be there from 08:00 through to beyond control closing at 14:00. Maybe I need a glamorous assistant for the medal presentation?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 06 September, 2022, 07:16:43 pm
For anyone that may be interested, all my perms are now available for entry and validation by e-brevet
I’ll let you work out how to do the formalities for now!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 07 September, 2022, 09:04:15 am
For anyone that may be interested, all my perms are now available for entry and validation by e-brevet
I’ll let you work out how to do the formalities for now!

 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 September, 2022, 09:50:33 am
Looking ahead to next year, there this event in the pipeline:
https://www.graphiccoffee.com/event

'The Essex Witch Trails'

I've had discussions with Greg (Mr Graphic Coffee - put in touch with me by Mr Blackmore Cycling Apparel), about Audax/ACME and the long-distance cycling scene in Essex. He may be tempted by the 'gateway drug', MEMWNS ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 September, 2022, 09:55:28 am
Looking ahead to next year, there this event in the pipeline:
https://www.graphiccoffee.com/event

'The Essex Witch Trails'

I've had discussions with Greg (Mr Graphic Coffee - put in touch with me by Mr Blackmore Cycling Apparel), about Audax/ACME and the long-distance cycling scene in Essex. He may be tempted by the 'gateway drug', MEMWNS ...

I think there is a synergy between good coffee and pickled eggs!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 23 September, 2022, 10:08:06 am
https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=124080.0

OD you have work to do
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 September, 2022, 10:17:58 am
https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=124080.0

OD you have work to do

 :o

I'm on it, thanks for the tip off  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 September, 2022, 04:01:03 pm
Turning back to cycling in Mid-Essex for a moment; Tomsk is trying to arrange a trip to the Bespoked show at Lee Velo Park. I have suggested a mini Bumpkins ride incorporating Bespoked.

Depart from the 'Spoons of great adventure late afternoon on Friday 14th October.  Collect Westerners from a beer garden in Moreton.  Energy stop at Epping. Pitch (in the dark) at Lea Valley campsite.  Dinner at the pub on the canal.  Leave stuff in a tent. Visit Bespoked.  Cycle or train assist home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 September, 2022, 04:29:05 pm
Turning back to cycling in Mid-Essex for a moment; Tomsk is trying to arrange a trip to the Bespoked show at Lee Velo Park. I have suggested a mini Bumpkins ride incorporating Bespoked.

Depart from the 'Spoons of great adventure late afternoon on Friday 14th October.  Collect Westerners from a beer garden in Moreton.  Energy stop at Epping. Pitch (in the dark) at Lea Valley campsite.  Dinner at the pub on the canal.  Leave stuff in a tent. Visit Bespoked.  Cycle or train assist home.

Top plan but I'm busy that weekend  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 September, 2022, 04:30:18 pm
I am just about to finish building my going on adventures bike so I am looking for inspiration.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 23 September, 2022, 04:36:48 pm
Don’t forget camping in chief’s garden.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 24 September, 2022, 04:19:07 pm
I'm camping near Hevingham in Suffolk. Going for a walk earlier and two cyclists went past, one of whom was wearing an acme jersey
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 25 September, 2022, 10:23:47 am
I'm camping near Hevingham in Suffolk. Going for a walk earlier and two cyclists went past, one of whom was wearing an acme jersey

Possibly Nik I think...   
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 30 September, 2022, 05:24:07 pm
I know next year is a PBP year so everyone's gaze might be upon that.

But if anyone (like me) isn't set on a French adventure my eye is fixed upon this perm: https://audax.uk/event-details/108 (https://audax.uk/event-details/108)

I have emailed the organiser and it seems the controls are quite free like a DIY so we can make it as flat (and fixed friendly) as possible.

Being based in Lowestoft I was thinking of getting the train to the nearest station in Scotland and cycling back but I am willing to change plans though for some company.

Let me know if there is any interest and we can discuss further... 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 30 September, 2022, 05:50:41 pm
I'm camping near Hevingham in Suffolk. Going for a walk earlier and two cyclists went past, one of whom was wearing an acme jersey

Possibly Nik I think...
I wasn't in my ACME Jersey...naughty naughty! That would have been The Straggler and Big Saxon. Big Saxon was in ACME Livery!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 30 September, 2022, 05:54:54 pm
I know next year is a PBP year so everyone's gaze might be upon that.

But if anyone (like me) isn't set on a French adventure my eye is fixed upon this perm: https://audax.uk/event-details/108 (https://audax.uk/event-details/108)

I have emailed the organiser and it seems the controls are quite free like a DIY so we can make it as flat (and fixed friendly) as possible.

Being based in Lowestoft I was thinking of getting the train to the nearest station in Scotland and cycling back but I am willing to change plans though for some company.

Let me know if there is any interest and we can discuss further...
Nice, that route (well start and finish points) are my touring plans for 2025, the year I turn 50....but it will be a 2 week jobby with no time limits. 2 100 mile days to get through the fens and then settle into proper touring mode. My plan was to get back to get the sleeper back from Glasgow either riding back to there or riding back to Oban and train from there to Glasgow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 30 September, 2022, 06:44:31 pm
I know next year is a PBP year so everyone's gaze might be upon that.

But if anyone (like me) isn't set on a French adventure my eye is fixed upon this perm: https://audax.uk/event-details/108 (https://audax.uk/event-details/108)

I have emailed the organiser and it seems the controls are quite free like a DIY so we can make it as flat (and fixed friendly) as possible.

Being based in Lowestoft I was thinking of getting the train to the nearest station in Scotland and cycling back but I am willing to change plans though for some company.

Let me know if there is any interest and we can discuss further...

How about a double perm (out and back) with a couple of days recovery between! Or is that total insanity.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 September, 2022, 06:55:19 pm
I know next year is a PBP year so everyone's gaze might be upon that.

But if anyone (like me) isn't set on a French adventure my eye is fixed upon this perm: https://audax.uk/event-details/108 (https://audax.uk/event-details/108)

I have emailed the organiser and it seems the controls are quite free like a DIY so we can make it as flat (and fixed friendly) as possible.

Being based in Lowestoft I was thinking of getting the train to the nearest station in Scotland and cycling back but I am willing to change plans though for some company.

Let me know if there is any interest and we can discuss further...

How about a double perm (out and back) with a couple of days recovery between! Or is that total insanity.

If you're going to do that, you might as well just ride there and back as a 2000km DIY, and benefit from the reduced average speed requirement.

How else can we help Deano4 make the most of this trip  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 30 September, 2022, 07:20:27 pm
I did look into the train situation and saw it was a bit… dire. Can you do a 2000km DIY? I mean it is only 500km longer than LEL  ;D…. Audax spirit  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 01 October, 2022, 10:11:58 pm
your all bonkers! :D ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 02 October, 2022, 09:10:53 am
I did look into the train situation and saw it was a bit… dire. Can you do a 2000km DIY? I mean it is only 500km longer than LEL  ;D…. Audax spirit  ;D

Once you get past a certain distance the standard becomes 200k/day.  See Calais-Brindisi as an example.   So, in a way, you are incentivised to attempt a longer ride.

I am hoping to get to Scotland next year as I don’t think I have ridden there since the 1999 Daylight 600.  Juggling a few things at the moment.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 October, 2022, 11:28:20 am
I did look into the train situation and saw it was a bit… dire. Can you do a 2000km DIY? I mean it is only 500km longer than LEL  ;D…. Audax spirit  ;D

Once you get past a certain distance the standard becomes 200k/day.

2500km and over requires an average of 200km per day. We’ll need to add a 500km loop onto Deano4’s route  ;D

1900km+ is 240km per day.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 October, 2022, 11:29:39 am
Can you do a 2000km DIY?

Don’t worry, there’s no maximum distance for a DIY.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 02 October, 2022, 12:18:27 pm
I did look into the train situation and saw it was a bit… dire. Can you do a 2000km DIY? I mean it is only 500km longer than LEL  ;D…. Audax spirit  ;D

Once you get past a certain distance the standard becomes 200k/day.

2500km and over requires an average of 200km per day. We’ll need to add a 500km loop onto Deano4’s route  ;D

1900km+ is 240km per day.

I was going to look it up, hence the ‘certain distance’.

You sound like a bloke who has researched this.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 02 October, 2022, 12:45:09 pm
You sound like a bloke who has researched this.

Just doing a public service for Deano4!

I was also intrigued as I’d not equated the average speed to a daily distance before, and 200km is a nice distance for touring, allowing time for a proper sleep each night and some nice feeding stops.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 02 October, 2022, 01:08:29 pm
You sound like a bloke who has researched this.

Just doing a public service for Deano4!

I was also intrigued as I’d not equated the average speed to a daily distance before, and 200km is a nice distance for touring, allowing time for a proper sleep each night and some nice feeding stops.

Some of the rides I read about when I first joined AUK were epics using this formula. 

I did 7 days of 200k in the Summer in fairly benign terrain but found it a bit stressful and didn’t stop as much as I should.  I should have pre-planned feed stops a bit better.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 October, 2022, 01:10:45 pm
I think 200k per day is too much for touring. 60 to 80 miles is a better in my experience.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 02 October, 2022, 02:17:22 pm
This sounds like a winter project to me!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 October, 2022, 06:01:48 pm
I think 200k per day is too much for touring. 60 to 80 miles is a better in my experience.

Here here! 200km is a good tour spoiled - nothing wrong with audaxing it (or similar) all over the place, but it becomes a different beast compared to taking time out for leisurely breakfasts, generous cafe/pub stops, exploring off the route, stopping at places of interest, taking photos etc.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 03 October, 2022, 11:22:36 am
It's a bit early but can I express an interest in an Easter Arrow next year ?    I have done enough this year for my AUK and ACP Brevet 5000s as long as I do an arrow and PBP.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 03 October, 2022, 11:59:16 am
I am interested in doing an arrow as well next year  :).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 03 October, 2022, 01:41:50 pm
Also interested in another ACME arrow :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 10 October, 2022, 05:36:09 pm

Also interested in another ACME arrow :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 10 October, 2022, 05:56:18 pm
What's this talk of an Arrow before December  :o ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 10 October, 2022, 07:17:08 pm
Don't forget the upcoming PBP Pubinar (thread in 'Audax: PBP') at the Compasses. Saturday 22nd October. Meet 18:00 - 19:00 or thereabouts for food and drink, and we'll aim to start at 20:00. I'm guessing we'll be in the Green Room again?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 October, 2022, 08:27:12 pm
Happy to turn up and pedal for an arrow, don't have the planning skills to arrange anything (including the return journey, my plan is to get back on the bike and ride home, it worked this year!).

Assuming the ankle is up to it at the time.

I may turn up for a beer on the 22nd Oct.
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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 10 October, 2022, 08:58:25 pm
Count me in for the Easter Arrow as well please.

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 10 October, 2022, 11:34:50 pm
I am interested in an arrow if one of the ACME squads is accepting applications from newbies.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 October, 2022, 07:06:07 am
What's this talk of an Arrow before December  :o ;D

Sorry, that was me.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 October, 2022, 07:07:02 am
Don't forget the upcoming PBP Pubinar (thread in 'Audax: PBP') at the Compasses. Saturday 22nd October. Meet 18:00 - 19:00 or thereabouts for food and drink, and we'll aim to start at 20:00. I'm guessing we'll be in the Green Room again?

Was this originally limited to just those seeking advice or are all welcome ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 11 October, 2022, 07:40:10 am
What's this talk of an Arrow before December  :o ;D
Sorry, that was me.
Haha, funnily enough you posted that on the same day I had looked up the dates for Easter next year!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 October, 2022, 07:50:08 am

Also interested in another ACME arrow :thumbsup:

I'm trying to work out how I can work a winter training programme into my schedule.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 October, 2022, 08:33:19 am
What's this talk of an Arrow before December  :o ;D
Sorry, that was me.
Haha, funnily enough you posted that on the same day I had looked up the dates for Easter next year!

I'm starting to sketch out next year as things are feeding in at the moment.   I don't think I've done an arrow since I was a last minute sub on Oaky's team 10+ years ago.

It's likely I'd ride back or maybe as far as Lincoln and arrange a lift.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 11 October, 2022, 10:38:27 am
I'm up for an arrow next year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 October, 2022, 11:54:35 am
Don't forget the upcoming PBP Pubinar (thread in 'Audax: PBP') at the Compasses. Saturday 22nd October. Meet 18:00 - 19:00 or thereabouts for food and drink, and we'll aim to start at 20:00. I'm guessing we'll be in the Green Room again?

Was this originally limited to just those seeking advice or are all welcome ?

All welcome, but aimed at newbies.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 October, 2022, 11:56:52 am
Looks like we'll need an early start on the ACME Arrow Thread ...

Training in speed-eating at Wetherspoons starts in November.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 11 October, 2022, 12:31:28 pm
I'd be up for The easter Arrow, especially so if it counts toward PBP.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 11 October, 2022, 03:19:17 pm
For anyone mad enough to consider riding back from York after doing an Arrow - do bear in mind that the following day is Easter Sunday and almost everything is shut or only open for a few hours. From late Saturday to getting to destination it's best to plan for total self sufficiency.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 October, 2022, 03:31:08 pm
Don't forget the upcoming PBP Pubinar (thread in 'Audax: PBP') at the Compasses. Saturday 22nd October. Meet 18:00 - 19:00 or thereabouts for food and drink, and we'll aim to start at 20:00. I'm guessing we'll be in the Green Room again?

Was this originally limited to just those seeking advice or are all welcome ?

All welcome, but aimed at newbies.

I will sit at the back and heckle.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 October, 2022, 03:32:31 pm
For anyone mad enough to consider riding back from York after doing an Arrow - do bear in mind that the following day is Easter Sunday and almost everything is shut or only open for a few hours. From late Saturday to getting to destination it's best to plan for total self sufficiency.

Depending on wind direction I would attempt to get to Lincoln and then stay at my Mum's.   It's 210k door-to-door from there but I could come back Monday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 October, 2022, 07:23:09 pm
I'd be up for The easter Arrow, especially so if it counts toward PBP.

Unfortunately not a BRM/PBP qualifier.  :(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 11 October, 2022, 07:30:39 pm
I'd be up for The easter Arrow, especially so if it counts toward PBP.

Unfortunately not a BRM/PBP qualifier.  :(

But it is fun, or torture (depends on weather, kit and expectations I suspect!).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 11 October, 2022, 10:28:04 pm
I'd be up for The easter Arrow, especially so if it counts toward PBP.

Unfortunately not a BRM/PBP qualifier.  :(

But it is fun, or torture (depends on weather, kit and expectations I suspect!).

Have to say that I really enjoyed it the last time :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 12 October, 2022, 11:03:00 am
I'd be up for an Arrow  :thumbsup:

Do we need a separate ACME Arrow thread?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 October, 2022, 02:53:25 pm
I won't be doing The Arrow 2023.  The Current Mrs R is short on holiday next year so I want to make sure I'm around for all the Bank Holidays. 

However, I now get 27 days holiday, 7 more than TCMR  :'( which means I'm well up for cycling adventures and open to suggestions.  Suggestions may or may not be audax related.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 October, 2022, 07:35:03 pm
I won't be doing The Arrow 2023.  The Current Mrs R is short on holiday next year so I want to make sure I'm around for all the Bank Holidays. 

However, I now get 27 days holiday, 7 more than TCMR  :'( which means I'm well up for cycling adventures and open to suggestions.  Suggestions may or may not be audax related.

Something I'm working on now, post-PBP qualifiers organising, is an ACME 'Tourdax' for July = a long weekend of 3 x 100km brevet populaires. 10kph minimum speed, so 10+hours depending on the traditional Tomsk 'bonus'. Easily do-able with camping gear, each stage finishing at a town with train links so you could just opt for one or two stages. I've got a laney version based on Hereward being worked on and am also starting to look at an East Anglian route as an alternative option.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2022, 05:23:28 am
I won't be doing The Arrow 2023.  The Current Mrs R is short on holiday next year so I want to make sure I'm around for all the Bank Holidays. 

However, I now get 27 days holiday, 7 more than TCMR  :'( which means I'm well up for cycling adventures and open to suggestions.  Suggestions may or may not be audax related.

Something I'm working on now, post-PBP qualifiers organising, is an ACME 'Tourdax' for July = a long weekend of 3 x 100km brevet populaires. 10kph minimum speed, so 10+hours depending on the traditional Tomsk 'bonus'. Easily do-able with camping gear, each stage finishing at a town with train links so you could just opt for one or two stages. I've got a laney version based on Hereward being worked on and am also starting to look at an East Anglian route as an alternative option.

Yes that's the sort of thing I had in mind  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 October, 2022, 05:46:32 am
Suggestions may or may not be audax related.

Something I'm working on now, post-PBP qualifiers organising, is an ACME 'Tourdax' for July = a long weekend of 3 x 100km brevet populaires.

Yes that's the sort of thing I had in mind  :thumbsup:

For ‘not an audax’ and a bit further afield, there will be an ACME goes Dutch in September. Plan is to travel further afield using a train so we can explore new areas. Duration is likely to be the same as this year, out on the Wednesday night, back on Sunday night. I’ll canvas opinion at MEMWNS but I felt that was a good duration.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2022, 07:07:42 am
Suggestions may or may not be audax related.

Something I'm working on now, post-PBP qualifiers organising, is an ACME 'Tourdax' for July = a long weekend of 3 x 100km brevet populaires.

Yes that's the sort of thing I had in mind  :thumbsup:

For ‘not an audax’ and a bit further afield, there will be an ACME goes Dutch in September. Plan is to travel further afield using a train so we can explore new areas. Duration is likely to be the same as this year, out on the Wednesday night, back on Sunday night. I’ll canvas opinion at MEMWNS but I felt that was a good duration.

Sounds good although I am going to have to be careful with my holiday because [drum roll please] I am pretty certain I have a green light for The Alps 2023 which would be my preference over ACME goes Dutch if I don't have the holiday to do both.

I shall be getting on with the prep for The Alps once I have Epiphany buttoned up.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 October, 2022, 07:30:37 am
I shall be getting on with the prep for The Alps once I have Epiphany buttoned up.

And the ACME Awards Evening factored into the Epiphany arrangements too please!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2022, 08:01:15 am
I shall be getting on with the prep for The Alps once I have Epiphany buttoned up.

And the ACME Awards Evening factored into the Epiphany arrangements too please!  :thumbsup:

Yep, got it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 October, 2022, 12:07:15 am
The Essex 3Rs route check will be convening at ‘spoons from 9am with a planned departure about 10am. Have a leisurely trundle round the route looking for any missing roads and prove e-brevet validation works, get back to ‘spoons between 4 & 5pm, have a few refreshments before heading home. ECEs accommodated.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 October, 2022, 11:07:46 am
Desperate times call for desperate measures. With pubs that are barely open in the good months and a bit of a CBA malaise affecting our Wednesday night outings, it's time to pick up my pen again.

There's always a point some time in October when the weather suddenly turns and you remember what it's like to cycle in colder weather - but not this October.  I left my offshore lair in a balmy 13 degrees and, had it not been for the headwind, would have had a champagne ride through the lanes to the Railway Tavern in Kelvedon for the opening EER meet of the season.

So pleasant was it that I even managed to arrive first.  I was soon joined by the wandering Welsh wizard himself.  Apparently the Strangler's nocturnal activities had been diminished while he was caught up in managing his north Essex estate after the untimely exit of the under-gardener in a bizarre lawn mowing accident.  We hope to see more of him over the winter - where else can you get so much for £5 !  But hark, what's that wheezing noise in the corner ?  Of course ! It's Captain Joshua Patten, clutching his sore ribs and looking very flushed for a man who has been blown to the pub by a warm tailwind.  An expectant hush falls over our table, it's almost nine and surely time for the Famous Witham Peloton to make their entrance.  A solitary headlight hoves into view, do we have a surprise guest or have the FWP deployed their signature "lone piper" advance party move ?  It's neither.  The Hustler has woken up on his sofa, realised he has missed the launch time and shot off to the pub alone.  The clock ticks past the appointed hour but still we sit, expectant. 

Suddenly, a burst of light sears across the sky accompanied by a whir of perfectly synchronised pedal strokes.  It's Hotblack leading OD and Huggy in a classic diamond (or what would have been a diamond had their fourth member not fallen asleep on the sofa).  With OD on board, the lateness of their arrival becomes clear.  At last we are complete and the festivities can commence.

The conversation ranges across the usual topics; rotting animal carcasses, Huggy's new bike and the possible effects of inflationary fiscal drag on the UK's sovereign debt.  It's the last Wednesday in a winter month so we are also treated to the customary powerpoint presentation by Hotblack.  This month's offering is his attempt to promote the forthcoming not the French ride trip to France.  Titled "My Alpine Misadventures", it is a thought-provoking summary of his descents from the high peaks at high speed.  Who could fail to be inspired to follow in his tyre tracks upon those same roads when they think back to his one-wheeled crazed ride through the 21 hairpins of the Alpe.

The RT is a proper pub. It is also the start and finish point for the pearl (geddit !) in ACME's winter brevet series; The Kelvedon Oyster.  What it doesn't have is a large selection to sample; Greene Ming IPA and a guest.  From 4pm today there will be plenty to sample as they have a real ale festival starting  Last night we could see the casks all laid out and could almost taste the goodness inside but had to make do with High Five by Trolley 5 and Ice Breaker by GK.  Huggy likes Ice Breaker but fortunately is ineligble for the Quaffers Committee.  In the absence of any other members, the Hustler and I co-opted the Strangler as our office junior for the evening, making us at least part-quorate.  After deliberating carefully over the one beer we had sampled, we bestowed the prestigious Quaffers' Choice Award to High Five, while looking wistfully at the rows of casks at the far end of the pub.

We departed into the gloaming.  With a thick autumn mist and the continual fogging of my glasses, it was a slightly surreal journey home.  At times, all I could really see were swirls of grey rushing by me as I tried to pick out the lines of the road.  Come the colder months, a warm ride home will seem like a distant memory.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 October, 2022, 11:45:52 am
The Bard is back - praise be :thumbsup:

A couple of points, huggy was the FWP's ride leader so don't blame me for our lateness.  He also got us lost  ::-)

Secondly, some might think that the people mentioned in your write ups are figments of your over active and somewhat dubious imagination, this isn't always the case.  I Googled Captain Joshua Patten.  It's his wife Mary Ann Brown Patten (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Ann_Brown_Patten) who is the more remarkable of the two, well worth a read!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 October, 2022, 02:06:21 pm
Huggy's new bike

Fact or fiction?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 October, 2022, 02:19:06 pm
Huggy's new bike

Fact or fiction?

Mythology
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 27 October, 2022, 04:32:39 pm
Huggy's new bike

Fact or fiction?

Mythology

Lets hope it doesn't fly too close to the Sun (or other pubs without real beer).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 27 October, 2022, 04:57:20 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 28 October, 2022, 10:54:23 pm
Hello all,

What are my options for a Carradice Super-C Saddlebag on the single speed (and maybe on my shiny new Fairlight-that-is-still-in-my-dreamsa-a-bit-but-=think-I-will-get-one).

Do I need a metal rack for it tht comes off the saddle?

Ta. xxx
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 October, 2022, 06:32:57 am
Hello all,

What are my options for a Carradice Super-C Saddlebag on the single speed (and maybe on my shiny new Fairlight-that-is-still-in-my-dreamsa-a-bit-but-=think-I-will-get-one).

Do I need a metal rack for it tht comes off the saddle?

Ta. xxx

There are a few options but my favourite is this: https://carradice.co.uk/shop/accessories/seatpost-quick-release-saddlebags/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 29 October, 2022, 07:18:35 am
I’ve got a bagman on the green fixed if you want a look.

I’ll be at Witham next Sat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 October, 2022, 11:02:39 am
What are my options for a Carradice Super-C Saddlebag

I thought you’d be more of a Tailfin person.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 October, 2022, 03:00:12 pm
What are my options for a Carradice Super-C Saddlebag

I thought you’d be more of a Tailfin person.

Our Nick is a man of great taste who respects English cycling traditions!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 October, 2022, 08:18:42 pm
What are my options for a Carradice Super-C Saddlebag

I thought you’d be more of a Tailfin person.

Our Nick is a man of great taste who respects English cycling traditions!

Fairlight have only been going for 6 years, not much longer than Tailfin. Two very modern companies.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 October, 2022, 09:07:19 pm
Hello all,

What are my options for a Carradice Super-C Saddlebag on the single speed (and maybe on my shiny new Fairlight-that-is-still-in-my-dreamsa-a-bit-but-=think-I-will-get-one).

Do I need a metal rack for it tht comes off the saddle?

Ta. xxx

There are a few options but my favourite is this: https://carradice.co.uk/shop/accessories/seatpost-quick-release-saddlebags/ (https://carradice.co.uk/shop/accessories/seatpost-quick-release-saddlebags/)

Great! many thanks!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 October, 2022, 09:09:14 pm
I’ve got a bagman on the green fixed if you want a look.

I’ll be at Witham next Sat.

Ah, sadly I don't think I'll be there. Thanks though. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 October, 2022, 09:14:48 pm
What are my options for a Carradice Super-C Saddlebag

I thought you’d be more of a Tailfin person.

Our Nick is a man of great taste who respects English cycling traditions!

Fairlight have only been going for 6 years, not much longer than Tailfin. Two very modern companies.

Its primarily for shorter rides on the Pearson, the world’s oldest bicycle business. I may use it on the shiny but probably not as that'll be for bigger rides where I'll need more room.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 29 October, 2022, 09:44:29 pm
I have a range of Carradice bags and bagman QR bracketry, including a few spare bagman sports support "wires". I have changed a few of my machines to home made supports.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 October, 2022, 09:47:04 pm
I have a range of Carradice bags and bagman QR bracketry, including a few spare bagman sports support "wires". I have changed a few of my machines to home made supports.

Thanks - I will check them out when I collect the wheel if possible.

Lights are on order so hopefully soon.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 30 October, 2022, 12:14:10 pm
Also worth noting that the Bagman brackets need a bit of straight rail behind the seatpost (about 15mm) to clamp onto, and some seat/seatpost designs become a pain to set up and adjust once the bracket is fitted to the saddle rails.

Best compatibility is with side clamped seatposts, which include USE Duro/Sumo and Pro (Shimano brand for non series parts).
Not compatible with USE Alien seatpost clamps.
If short of space on the rails an in line seatpost (zero offset) or reversed seatpost is a possibility.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 October, 2022, 04:27:59 pm
Going Free: 2 brand new tyres, Vee Tire Co, Speedster 700 x 40. They came new on a bike, but I replaced immediately with Schwalbe Marathons as my commute involves a canal towpath with all sorts of debris. These tyres are more suited to road and firm off-road surfaces. https://www.partsforscooters.com/154-286-Vee-Tire-Co-Speedster-700x40c-E-Bike-Commuting-Hybrid-Gravel-Tire (https://www.partsforscooters.com/154-286-Vee-Tire-Co-Speedster-700x40c-E-Bike-Commuting-Hybrid-Gravel-Tire)

For collection (Bishop's Stortford) or I can take to an ACME event. I'd prefer to see them used than end up in landfill, or wherever tyres end up these days.

Amazon has the following description:

Quote
The Speedster is designed for rolling speed and minimal drag on hard-pack or paved terrain. The honeycomb center tread provides virtually zero rolling resistance and unbelievable tread life. This feature also gives you excellent traction in dry or wet conditions. Large diamond shaped side knobs provide the grip you need in corners, while the tread knobs get smaller towards the center for the ultimate speed and traction. And with its balloon-style structure, you ll feel like you re floating on air.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 November, 2022, 12:59:13 pm
Into the fog with the fogeys

Local venues are particularly welcome when the weather turns wintery and the Swan at Totham is one of the closest MEMWNS favourites to my offshore lair.   However, what should have been an easy 12 mile spin to the pub, ended up being a bit more adventurous than planned.  The first problem was an unexpected tidal surge.  I wasn't the only one caught out by the road being covered in over a foot of water when we were supposed to be heading to neap tides.  As I stood on the pavement, trying to decide whether I could cycle along the pavement without wrecking my bike in salt water and then "wash" it off in the inevitable post-deluge puddles to follow, my decision was made for me.  There is always somebody who thinks they are smarter than everyone else.  This driver thought nothing of the fact there was a large queue of traffic before a tidal causeway, drove past the queue and hit the water at almost full speed.  The wave of water that thudded into his radiator grill and cascaded over his roof probably brought him to his senses and he slowed to a virtual standstill as he sheepishly headed over.  Meanwhile, at the side of the road, his bow wave had caught me and my bike square on so there was little point in worrying about a few inches of seawater.

Safely across, I realised my glasses had fogged up while I was waiting.  The problem was that when I removed them, the visibility was no better.  The fog was so thick it was difficult to see the road - never mind anything ahead.  Eventually, I had to use a zoomed in map on the GPS just to ensure I didn't inadvertently miss a junction or cross one.  It was also properly cold for the first time in a long time.

The pub was a welcome sight when I got close enough to see it.

Inside, I found Tomsk and Robert Woodget in deep conversation.  A measure of just how foggy it was outside was that we did not see Hotblack's light show until he was at the window of the pub.

As Hotblack joined us, the penny dropped; I was gatecrashing the annual Golden Oldies night - no wonder I felt so young and sprightly.  We can now add the three cyclists to Monty Python's three Yorkshiremen.  First up it was who had the fewest gears on their bike when they cycled Sutton Bank in the 1960s, we then moved through; worst brakes, heaviest touring set up, least waterproof clothing and most unreliable lights.  As an encore, we had a wide-ranging debate on who used the least tech.  It was almost a relief when it was time for Hotblack's Half Hour. This week's powerpoint presentation was titled "Grease; viscosity not the film".  Who knew there was quite so much to learn about lubing spherical balls.

These days the Swan carries fewer ales but they always have at least two local brews on tap and Oscar Wilde Mild in bottles.  We sampled Crouch Vale's Brewers Gold and Mighty Oak's Captain Bob.  Both showed well enough to merit return sampling.  Even better, they were under £4 a pint and the pub was busy. 

Before we knew it, the clock had somehow sped ahead to closing time and we were standing outside in 3 degrees, fog and damp air.  You could hear my fellow athletes wheezing as they headed off up the road.

My journey home, or at least what I could see of it, was mercifully uneventful.  It even cleared up a bit when I reached the coast.

It seems that winter is finally upon us.  The Swan has to be a regular venue for the eastern contingent.  Maybe we could aim for a rolling roster of venues; SH, Swan, Sun, 'Spoons - other venues not beginning with S are also possible.





Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 November, 2022, 01:05:35 pm
It's like you were actually there  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 November, 2022, 04:31:29 pm
Apparently The Viper is close to re-opening too  :thumbsup:

Due to a vehicle mechanical on Team Car #1 I remained in Essex this week... (it's still grounded awaiting me to actually have some time to get it in to the garage...)

I almost joined you all, but work got in the way, as did the steak and bottle of wine, I was offered a lift over to see you all but given my answer was mostly snoring, the Team Car #2 offer was withdrawn....

I'm looking forward to actually getting out for some respite from work one of these weeks!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 04 November, 2022, 04:33:17 pm
Apparently The Viper is close to re-opening too  :thumbsup:



Venues with train assist work as well.  The Viper just about qualifies.

Be good to see you out  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 November, 2022, 11:01:31 pm
Into the fog with the fogeys

Local venues are particularly welcome when the weather turns wintery and the Swan at Totham is one of the closest MEMWNS favourites to my offshore lair.   However, what should have been an easy 12 mile spin to the pub, ended up being a bit more adventurous than planned.  The first problem was an unexpected tidal surge.  I wasn't the only one caught out by the road being covered in over a foot of water when we were supposed to be heading to neap tides.  As I stood on the pavement, trying to decide whether I could cycle along the pavement without wrecking my bike in salt water and then "wash" it off in the inevitable post-deluge puddles to follow, my decision was made for me.  There is always somebody who thinks they are smarter than everyone else.  This driver thought nothing of the fact there was a large queue of traffic before a tidal causeway, drove past the queue and hit the water at almost full speed.  The wave of water that thudded into his radiator grill and cascaded over his roof probably brought him to his senses and he slowed to a virtual standstill as he sheepishly headed over.  Meanwhile, at the side of the road, his bow wave had caught me and my bike square on so there was little point in worrying about a few inches of seawater.

Safely across, I realised my glasses had fogged up while I was waiting.  The problem was that when I removed them, the visibility was no better.  The fog was so thick it was difficult to see the road - never mind anything ahead.  Eventually, I had to use a zoomed in map on the GPS just to ensure I didn't inadvertently miss a junction or cross one.  It was also properly cold for the first time in a long time.

The pub was a welcome sight when I got close enough to see it.

Inside, I found Tomsk and Robert Woodget in deep conversation.  A measure of just how foggy it was outside was that we did not see Hotblack's light show until he was at the window of the pub.

As Hotblack joined us, the penny dropped; I was gatecrashing the annual Golden Oldies night - no wonder I felt so young and sprightly.  We can now add the three cyclists to Monty Python's three Yorkshiremen.  First up it was who had the fewest gears on their bike when they cycled Sutton Bank in the 1960s, we then moved through; worst brakes, heaviest touring set up, least waterproof clothing and most unreliable lights.  As an encore, we had a wide-ranging debate on who used the least tech.  It was almost a relief when it was time for Hotblack's Half Hour. This week's powerpoint presentation was titled "Grease; viscosity not the film".  Who knew there was quite so much to learn about lubing spherical balls.

These days the Swan carries fewer ales but they always have at least two local brews on tap and Oscar Wilde Mild in bottles.  We sampled Crouch Vale's Brewers Gold and Mighty Oak's Captain Bob.  Both showed well enough to merit return sampling.  Even better, they were under £4 a pint and the pub was busy. 

Before we knew it, the clock had somehow sped ahead to closing time and we were standing outside in 3 degrees, fog and damp air.  You could hear my fellow athletes wheezing as they headed off up the road.

My journey home, or at least what I could see of it, was mercifully uneventful.  It even cleared up a bit when I reached the coast.

It seems that winter is finally upon us.  The Swan has to be a regular venue for the eastern contingent.  Maybe we could aim for a rolling roster of venues; SH, Swan, Sun, 'Spoons - other venues not beginning with S are also possible.

Great write up, ted - hope to see you soon!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 06 November, 2022, 06:45:17 pm
I'm riding the Waveney Wander on 20th Nov ... anyone else? Watching the weather - I was thinking of camping at Kessingland, as I did last year for the Silly Suffolk, but maybe go back to the Travelodge this time as it's been so wet recently? If reasonable weather I may ride part-way from/to, from Ipswich, if not I'll probably drive.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 07 November, 2022, 12:24:38 am
I'm riding the Waveney Wander on 20th Nov ... anyone else?

Myself and the medium Big Saxon are riding. A splendid laney route, has to my fav 100km.. Camping in late November?? I could be tempted if the weather is not adverse. Will be driving all the way there and back.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 07 November, 2022, 07:34:42 am
Camping in late November??

'The Hollies' campsite in Kessingland has good well-drained turf and heated shower blocks. It's still a 'maybe' at the moment.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 08 November, 2022, 08:54:36 pm
I have also entered the ‘Wavenley Wander.’ Since it just around the corner (relatively speaking.) If anyone wants to cycle and not camp in November you’re welcome to stay at mine in Lowestoft on Saturday night. I have a spare bed and a sofa bed and you can park your bike in the front room. Let me know. 😊
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 November, 2022, 08:31:04 am
It was a wild and stormy night ...

I made it to the Prince of Wales via a slightly indirect route and arrived just after GavinC. The Pledgedon Green lane had it all: carpet of leaves wall-to-wall so you couldn't see the road; floods likewise; potholes, drifts of gravel and assorted skogg. At least a bit of shelter from the wind! Terry the landlord remembered our visit a year or more ago, including psyclist testing his cargo bike. I think Josser rode the furthest to get there that time.

The log burner was going and there were about 6 people in the pub. the return trip was into the wind for me, at least Gavin has a tailwind on his longer trip home. The rain was like being hosed-down and the lanes were rivers. I now know which bits of waterproof kit are in fact not, any more ... a useful test.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 November, 2022, 08:35:46 am
It was a wild and stormy night ...

I made it to the Prince of Wales via a slightly indirect route and arrived just after GavinC. The Pledgedon Green lane had it all: carpet of leaves wall-to-wall so you couldn't see the road; floods likewise; potholes, drifts of gravel and assorted skogg. At least a bit of shelter from the wind! Terry the landlord remembered our visit a year or more ago, including psyclist testing his cargo bike. I think Josser rode the furthest to get there that time.

The log burner was going and there were about 6 people in the pub. the return trip was into the wind for me, at least Gavin has a tailwind on his longer trip home. The rain was like being hosed-down and the lanes were rivers. I now know which bits of waterproof kit are in fact not, any more ... a useful test.

You're making me envious now.

I spent the evening drinking G&Ts, red wine and eating lasagne (made by me) so it wasn't all bad.

Well done to you and Gavin for getting out there  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 17 November, 2022, 10:09:36 am
You're making me envious now.

I spent the evening drinking G&Ts, red wine and eating lasagne (made by me) so it wasn't all bad.

Well done to you and Gavin for getting out there  :thumbsup:
I think everyone who decided not to come out last night made the right decision  ;D

When I got home I had a half an inch of water sloshing round the inside of my goretex boots!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 17 November, 2022, 10:13:57 am
I think both of you deserve some kind of award at the annual awards ceremony!

Well done to you both, I bow down to the pair of you. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 November, 2022, 10:36:30 am
I think both of you deserve some kind of award at the annual awards ceremony!

Well done to you both, I bow down to the pair of you. :thumbsup:

ACME Indissolvability Award? Dihydrogen Monoxide Combativity?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 November, 2022, 10:39:20 am
I was drenched walking back from the station to the car last night.

I was supposed to ride in this morning but blagged a lift instead.   Cooler and brighter for my 200k on Saturday.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 November, 2022, 07:16:43 am
I think both of you deserve some kind of award at the annual awards ceremony!

Well done to you both, I bow down to the pair of you. :thumbsup:

ACME Indissolvability Award? Dihydrogen Monoxide Combativity?
Good ideas!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 21 November, 2022, 07:59:23 am
On a slightly different note I have a milestone birthday in January and I'm keen to do something.

I'm thinking a group 50k perm from the Spiritual Home the last Saturday of the month.   We could use the Hopstock route and have something at the Blue Egg part way round finishing with drinks/food.   If enough people are up for it will talk to our favourite landlord about using one of the function rooms.


It has been pointed out to me that this now clashes with the Oyster.   Back to the drawing board.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 21 November, 2022, 01:34:51 pm
On a slightly different note I have a milestone birthday in January and I'm keen to do something.

I'm thinking a group 50k perm from the Spiritual Home the last Saturday of the month.   We could use the Hopstock route and have something at the Blue Egg part way round finishing with drinks/food.   If enough people are up for it will talk to our favourite landlord about using one of the function rooms.


It has been pointed out to me that this now clashes with the Oyster.   Back to the drawing board.

That’s harsh.  You put a hold on the date way back in 1973!  :D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 30 November, 2022, 12:19:25 pm
Hello all,
Random literary question but very important that it's correct! Is the following piece of text written/punctuated correctly?
"What will you do with your life?", They said, "But what will you do?"
And he thought of this question as he rode his bike
And he smiled because the world was so beautiful
And the passage of time
Became his life.
- Unknown, but remembered.
Not sure if lines 2, 3 and 4 should have a comma after them?
Thanks! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 November, 2022, 12:33:16 pm
Hello all,
Random literary question but very important that it's correct! Is the following piece of text written/punctuated correctly?
"What will you do with your life?", They said, "But what will you do?"
And he thought of this question as he rode his bike
And he smiled because the world was so beautiful
And the passage of time
Became his life.
- Unknown, but remembered.
Not sure if lines 2, 3 and 4 should have a comma after them?
Thanks! :thumbsup:

I'd say it should read...

"What will you do with your life?" they said, "But what will you do?".
And he thought of this question as he rode his bike.  And (*) he smiled because the world was so beautiful and the passage of time became his life.

(*) strictly speaking you should *NOT*  ;D start a sentence with "And".  BTW Mrs Tomsk is a proof reader so will be able to give a definitive answer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 November, 2022, 03:11:43 pm
proof reading your proof reading analysis....

(*) strictly speaking you should *not* start a sentence with "And". 

of course this correction will be made to look silly once you go back and correct your post, so just to be sure I don't look silly...  :) ....
(*) strictly speaking you should start a sentence with "And".  BTW Mrs Tomsk is a proof reader so will be able to give a definitive answer.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 November, 2022, 03:33:43 pm
proof reading your proof reading analysis....

(*) strictly speaking you should *not* start a sentence with "And". 

of course this correction will be made to look silly once you go back and correct your post, so just to be sure I don't look silly...  :) ....
(*) strictly speaking you should start a sentence with "And".  BTW Mrs Tomsk is a proof reader so will be able to give a definitive answer.

Sorted  :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 30 November, 2022, 04:02:34 pm
Ha ha, many thanks - maybe Tomsk can pass this on to Mrs Tomsk.

I'm not sure about the starting a sentence with 'And'. I think it used to be frowned upon but I'm sure I read somewhere that' snot the case anymore. That said, what do I know; that's why I'm here in the first place!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 30 November, 2022, 05:04:28 pm
Writing/presenting poetry is different to "standard" rules on grammar - a lot of the presentation is about timing
 
   and


               pauses to frame phrases.

Read it out loud, even if no one else is listening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 30 November, 2022, 05:56:22 pm
Writing/presenting poetry is different to "standard" rules on grammar - a lot of the presentation is about timing
 
   and


               pauses to frame phrases.

Read it out loud, even if no one else is listening.

Indeed - it's mostly a question of style and consistency with poetry and the literary side of things. But you can certainly start a sentence with and, viz: Genesis Ch 1 v3 - And God said, "let there be light", and there was light.

(And BFC will have the brightest of them all.)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 30 November, 2022, 07:43:37 pm
Writing/presenting poetry is different to "standard" rules on grammar - a lot of the presentation is about timing
 
   and


               pauses to frame phrases.

Read it out loud, even if no one else is listening.

Indeed - it's mostly a question of style and consistency with poetry and the literary side of things. But you can certainly start a sentence with and, viz: Genesis Ch 1 v3 - And God said, "let there be light", and there was light.

(And BFC will have the brightest of them all.)

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 01 December, 2022, 07:42:49 am
Is Hereward the Wake being put on this season? Can't see it in the AUK calendar. My fave 300km.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 December, 2022, 08:38:53 am
Is Hereward the Wake being put on this season? Can't see it in the AUK calendar. My fave 300km.

I'm giving Hereward a rest this year and reviving Kingdom of the East Saxons 400km (last seen in 2019). I'm also getting together a new 'Tourdax' 3 x 100km Brevet Populaires for July, heading into Hereward country.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 01 December, 2022, 10:47:04 am
Tourdax sounds fun, I shall keep a look out for that one
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 01 December, 2022, 11:22:57 am
Thank you, Tomsk, BFC, OD for your input and collective literary genius!

It is very much appreciated - good to see you last night, Tomsk!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 01 December, 2022, 11:23:39 am
Is Hereward the Wake being put on this season? Can't see it in the AUK calendar. My fave 300km.

I'm giving Hereward a rest this year and reviving Kingdom of the East Saxons 400km (last seen in 2019). I'm also getting together a new 'Tourdax' 3 x 100km Brevet Populaires for July, heading into Hereward country.

Yes, like the idea of the 'Tourdax'!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 04 December, 2022, 07:34:19 pm
Thank you, Tomsk, BFC, OD for your input and collective literary genius!

It is very much appreciated - good to see you last night, Tomsk!

for clarification... best read out loud (except for the timing cue)

Are soles fish?

Are (slight pause) soles fish?

Are soles        (wait a bit)      fish?

Just figure out what works to represent the intention, then persuade the display format to represent the intention.
Normal punctuation etc does not always apply to stuff that is intended to be presented/spoken - classic example is children's books and comics.
One misheard phrase or bit of wordplay can live with people forever.... cheers to  Dot, John Cooper Clarke and the Magic Roundabout.
Half a conversation is often more interesting than the whole (overheard phone calls!).


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 December, 2022, 08:09:52 pm
Thanks, BFC.

Yes, in the end I just took all of the valuable advice given to me into account and then had it written the way I thought it sounded the way I wanted it to. Anyway, it's too late to change it now (https://nextcloud.thecobwebs.duckdns.org/s/2SnAp9j4sALgtpB)  :jurek:

What's next? The ACME logo? :thumbsup:

Thanks, guys!
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 December, 2022, 09:53:00 am
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 15 December, 2022, 12:38:06 pm
Any else daft enough to be signed up for the Santa Special Audax on Sunday ?

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 15 December, 2022, 12:55:58 pm
Any else daft enough to be signed up for the Santa Special Audax on Sunday ?

I've ridden it before and enjoyed it. This year, nope. Might be a bit icy, then a bit wet, then who knows what later on. I'm saving myself for a ride or two in the week following Xmas in hopefully more benign conditions.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 15 December, 2022, 02:04:51 pm
One more fool here. Considering riding to the start as well, but will be riding on spiked tyres if I do - the direct route isn't all gritted.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 15 December, 2022, 03:52:53 pm
It's a 'no' from me. No spiked tyres and I'll be on the lash Saturday evening! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 15 December, 2022, 04:35:04 pm
Sunday looks chilly first thing but temps come up pretty quickly over the day and into the evening.   I might return to riding early next week.   I think my only chance for a December 200 is the 27th, but I'll watch the weather.  Hopefully I can finish up on the last bike that's left in pieces.


(Technically I'm entered for a half marathon on Sunday.....)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 15 December, 2022, 08:56:20 pm
Sorry to butt in but Hannah did her annual Christmas tune in the recording studio today (https://youtu.be/y24qkciteL0).

Happy Christmas, my friends. x
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 15 December, 2022, 10:06:05 pm
Sorry to butt in but Hannah did her annual Christmas tune in the recording studio today (https://youtu.be/y24qkciteL0).

Happy Christmas, my friends. x

Thats lovely :-)

Happy Christmas Nick
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 15 December, 2022, 10:15:20 pm
Sorry to butt in but Hannah did her annual Christmas tune in the recording studio today (https://youtu.be/y24qkciteL0).

Happy Christmas, my friends. x

Thats lovely :-)

Happy Christmas Nick

Ah, thank you, Gavin - have a good one yourself and I hope we get to meet again soon :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 December, 2022, 09:12:22 am
Sorry to butt in but Hannah did her annual Christmas tune in the recording studio today (https://youtu.be/y24qkciteL0).

Happy Christmas, my friends. x

Top stuff!  Does she get her singing voice from you?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 December, 2022, 12:46:21 pm
Sorry to butt in but Hannah did her annual Christmas tune in the recording studio today (https://youtu.be/y24qkciteL0).

Happy Christmas, my friends. x

Top stuff!  Does she get her singing voice from you?

What do you think? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 17 December, 2022, 05:32:51 pm
Route to the start of the Santa special on gritted roads is figured out and checked - so I well be enjoying the peace and quite of the fixed, with a choice of layers due to significant temperature change through the day and risk of rain.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 December, 2022, 05:41:44 pm
Route to the start of the Santa special on gritted roads is figured out and checked - so I well be enjoying the peace and quite of the fixed, with a choice of layers due to significant temperature change through the day and risk of rain.

Chapeau!

I, on the other hand will be going out tomorrow morning with Dan, to rescue one of the 'Carriages' limos which is stuck in a garden at Stocking Green near Radwinter! Long story ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 17 December, 2022, 06:47:47 pm
Route to the start of the Santa special on gritted roads is figured out and checked - so I well be enjoying the peace and quite of the fixed, with a choice of layers due to significant temperature change through the day and risk of rain.

Damn, I was hoping with the studded tyres I may have been able to keep up with you  :-\

See you in the morning. Safe trip to the start
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 December, 2022, 08:55:45 pm
Sunday looks chilly first thing but temps come up pretty quickly over the day and into the evening.   I might return to riding early next week.   I think my only chance for a December 200 is the 27th, but I'll watch the weather.  Hopefully I can finish up on the last bike that's left in pieces.


(Technically I'm entered for a half marathon on Sunday.....)

Half Marathon cancelled.  Shame.

I have a couple of jobs to do in the garage, but my grazes have healed after not really exercising for 10 days.  I may ride my bike again next week.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 18 December, 2022, 08:07:58 am
Hellooo lovely ACME people, I have finally got round to joining YACF.  ;D next signed up for the Oyster, my fave. Merry Christmas and best wishes for 2023 everyone!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 December, 2022, 01:10:28 pm
Hellooo lovely ACME people, I have finally got round to joining YACF.  :-D next signed up for the Oyster, my fave. Merry Christmas and best wishes for 2023 everyone!

And the same to you! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 December, 2022, 01:10:53 pm
Are we going for a curry this year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 December, 2022, 05:19:55 pm
Hellooo lovely ACME people, I have finally got round to joining YACF.  ;D next signed up for the Oyster, my fave. Merry Christmas and best wishes for 2023 everyone!

 :thumbsup:  :) Welcome! 2023, here we come.

Are we going for a curry this year?

There was mention of it for next Wednesday ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 December, 2022, 05:23:32 pm
Hellooo lovely ACME people, I have finally got round to joining YACF.  :-D next signed up for the Oyster, my fave. Merry Christmas and best wishes for 2023 everyone!

 :thumbsup: :-) Welcome! 2023, here we come.

Are we going for a curry this year?


There was mention of it for next Wednesday ...


I'll probably be up for that!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 December, 2022, 05:26:05 pm
I have a question:

I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times as it helps me because I am stupid get confused easily when tired on long rides. Is there a spreadsheet template or clever onlinery thing that will generate this for me?

It has to be idiot-proof.

Ta.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 18 December, 2022, 06:06:34 pm
Are we going for a curry this year?
There was mention of it for next Wednesday ...
Ah that’s a shame - my work Xmas do is next Wednesday night
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 18 December, 2022, 07:18:18 pm
I have a question:

I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times as it helps me because I am stupid get confused easily when tired on long rides. Is there a spreadsheet template or clever onlinery thing that will generate this for me?

It has to be idiot-proof.

Ta.

I have been known to annotate routesheets with a biro before.  Not very technical I know.

I sometimes use excel to create a schedule and notes of control closing times and then put that in my wallet or tape it to my top tube.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 December, 2022, 07:36:36 pm
I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times
It's printed on the brevet, if the ride goes past midnight on the day you started the control close time is suffixed with a + to denote next day.
I do not put control open/close times on my ride route sheets.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 December, 2022, 09:30:41 pm
I have a question:

I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times as it helps me because I am stupid get confused easily when tired on long rides. Is there a spreadsheet template or clever onlinery thing that will generate this for me?

It has to be idiot-proof.

Ta.
I have been known to annotate routesheets with a biro before.  Not very technical I know.

I sometimes use excel to create a schedule and notes of control closing times and then put that in my wallet or tape it to my top tube.

Thanks! I am being lazy.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 December, 2022, 09:31:38 pm
I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times
It's printed on the brevet, if the ride goes past midnight on the day you started the control close time is suffixed with a + to denote next day.
I do not put control open/close times on my ride route sheets.

Thanks, what if it goes over more than one day?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 18 December, 2022, 10:20:21 pm
I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times
It's printed on the brevet, if the ride goes past midnight on the day you started the control close time is suffixed with a + to denote next day.
I do not put control open/close times on my ride route sheets.

Thanks, what if it goes over more than one day?
No more +’s, you’re on your own to work out what day it is  :-\
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 19 December, 2022, 09:33:25 am
I have a question:

I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times as it helps me because I am stupid get confused easily when tired on long rides. Is there a spreadsheet template or clever onlinery thing that will generate this for me?

It has to be idiot-proof.

Ta.
I've got a fairly basic spreadsheet where you put in your start time, and the distance of each control, and it works out the closing time at the control based on speeds e.g. 14.3kph, 15kph. I've also set it up to calculate higher speeds, so I can get an idea of where I need to be at a given time to allow a time buffer for sleep etc. It doesn't add on a +1 for an extra day, but I find it's fairly easy to add this manually if needed when copying the data to a routesheet.

Let me know if you'd like a copy, and I'll send it over (although given the number of techs that seem to ride Audax I suspect quite a few people will have something better/more advanced).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 19 December, 2022, 11:43:55 am
I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times
It's printed on the brevet, if the ride goes past midnight on the day you started the control close time is suffixed with a + to denote next day.
I do not put control open/close times on my ride route sheets.

Thanks, what if it goes over more than one day?
No more +’s, you’re on your own to work out what day it is  :-\

I'm sobbing. :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 19 December, 2022, 11:50:04 am
I have a question:

I prefer my routesheets for long rides to have time and date for control point open/closed times as it helps me because I am stupid get confused easily when tired on long rides. Is there a spreadsheet template or clever onlinery thing that will generate this for me?

It has to be idiot-proof.

Ta.
I've got a fairly basic spreadsheet where you put in your start time, and the distance of each control, and it works out the closing time at the control based on speeds e.g. 14.3kph, 15kph. I've also set it up to calculate higher speeds, so I can get an idea of where I need to be at a given time to allow a time buffer for sleep etc. It doesn't add on a +1 for an extra day, but I find it's fairly easy to add this manually if needed when copying the data to a routesheet.

Let me know if you'd like a copy, and I'll send it over (although given the number of techs that seem to ride Audax I suspect quite a few people will have something better/more advanced).

Ah, what a start you are, Bernster! Yes, please do send me a copy over.

I've stopped sobbing.  :-D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 19 December, 2022, 10:38:46 pm
So we have had an expert work out what apple trees we have in the orchard at home - been there for a long long time. Apparently they might be a Seabrook variety called ACME; not surprising, I suppose, considering I invented the club before I was born…
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 December, 2022, 12:49:12 am
So we have had an expert work out what apple trees we have in the orchard at home - been there for a long long time. Apparently they might be a Seabrook variety called ACME; not surprising, I suppose, considering I invented the club before I was born…

Been reading up on them and they sound delicious; as well they might!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 December, 2022, 06:57:37 am
So we have had an expert work out what apple trees we have in the orchard at home - been there for a long long time. Apparently they might be a Seabrook variety called ACME; not surprising, I suppose, considering I invented the club before I was born…

I'm thinking there's scope for some sort of Pagan type ritual.  Tomsk presides over proceedings, blesses the trees etc.  The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny leads a procession around the orchard.  BFC conducts a ceremonial pruning.  The Bard addresses the throng with wise but witty words.  The possibilities are endless...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: arabella on 20 December, 2022, 09:39:32 am
So we have had an expert work out what apple trees we have in the orchard at home - been there for a long long time. Apparently they might be a Seabrook variety called ACME; not surprising, I suppose, considering I invented the club before I was born…
I'm thinking there's scope for some sort of Pagan type ritual.  Tomsk presides over proceedings, blesses the trees etc.  The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny leads a procession around the orchard.  BFC conducts a ceremonial pruning.  The Bard addresses the throng with wise but witty words.  The possibilities are endless...
Just add the cider tribute and it all sounds like wassailing to me (the orchard variety). 
Usually done around epiphany  ::-)  though adherence to the pre-gregorian epiphany is also possible (aka old-twelvety, apparently)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 20 December, 2022, 09:46:19 am
So we have had an expert work out what apple trees we have in the orchard at home - been there for a long long time. Apparently they might be a Seabrook variety called ACME; not surprising, I suppose, considering I invented the club before I was born…
I'm thinking there's scope for some sort of Pagan type ritual.  Tomsk presides over proceedings, blesses the trees etc.  The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny leads a procession around the orchard.  BFC conducts a ceremonial pruning.  The Bard addresses the throng with wise but witty words.  The possibilities are endless...
Just add the cider tribute and it all sounds like wassailing to me (the orchard variety). 
Usually done around epiphany  ::-)  though adherence to the pre-gregorian epiphany is also possible (aka old-twelvety, apparently)

Lincoln CTC used to do a wassailing ride to Brandy Wharf cider centre every January.   Not that I condone this these days but we often had to phone round on Monday morning to work out how everyone got home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 December, 2022, 09:58:53 am
So we have had an expert work out what apple trees we have in the orchard at home - been there for a long long time. Apparently they might be a Seabrook variety called ACME; not surprising, I suppose, considering I invented the club before I was born…
I'm thinking there's scope for some sort of Pagan type ritual.  Tomsk presides over proceedings, blesses the trees etc.  The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny leads a procession around the orchard.  BFC conducts a ceremonial pruning.  The Bard addresses the throng with wise but witty words.  The possibilities are endless...
Just add the cider tribute and it all sounds like wassailing to me (the orchard variety). 
Usually done around epiphany  ::-)  though adherence to the pre-gregorian epiphany is also possible (aka old-twelvety, apparently)

Epiphany! We're good at that!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 December, 2022, 05:39:02 pm
Wassailing! More good ideas please! I remember Oscar's Dad's nocturnal mystery tour of Essex, back in the Witham Cycling days ...

I ought to think of cycling stuff to do during 'Betweenmas' to work off the Christmas excesses ... maybe a group permanent, I'll get my thinking cap on. 2 x 100kms last time and 200s in previous (pre-covid) years, are we up for something like that? My last day of gardening is Thursday, then off until early in the New Year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 20 December, 2022, 07:50:26 pm
I ought to think of cycling stuff to do during 'Betweenmas' to work off the Christmas excesses ... maybe a group permanent, I'll get my thinking cap on. 2 x 100kms last time and 200s in previous (pre-covid) years, are we up for something like that? My last day of gardening is Thursday, then off until early in the New Year.

I would be up for a ride in that twilight period between Xmas and New Year or possibly Xmas Eve.  I haven’t done any decent mileage since the end of August due to family and bike issues so I really need a bit of a challenge to get me motivated and moving again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 20 December, 2022, 08:59:08 pm
I’d be good for an in-between ride or two.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 December, 2022, 09:54:51 am
ACME Betweenmas 200km thread started over in 'Audax'.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 December, 2022, 08:32:53 am
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to All!  :thumbsup:

'Bricks and Moretaine' 200km permanent is good to go on Thursday, leaving 08:00. We may meet others at the start: Paradise café in Dunmow, or at the first control, Spoke near Codicote.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 31 December, 2022, 07:36:34 pm
Hello,

What does this warning triangle next to The Horsepower 200 mean?

(https://i.ibb.co/HVvk0NF/maybes.png)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 31 December, 2022, 08:38:36 pm
Hello,

What does this warning triangle next to The Horsepower 200 mean?

(https://i.ibb.co/HVvk0NF/maybes.png)

“This is a new event - that is, it was not listed in the Audax UK hardcopy Calendar” is shown in red if you select it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 31 December, 2022, 10:37:37 pm
Thanks, Phil!

Doesn't say anything if I click on it.

Happy New Year! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: delthebike on 01 January, 2023, 12:39:24 pm
Some new year good news.

The Viper at Mill Green re-opened November 2022.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 14 January, 2023, 12:37:53 pm
Could be time for an ACME PBP thread over in Audax? Grey Sheep and I are in the 90 hour, 18:00 start.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 15 January, 2023, 07:11:41 pm
Could be time for an ACME PBP thread over in Audax? Grey Sheep and I are in the 90 hour, 18:00 start.

I’m in the first Touriste Group at 17:30.  I’m a bit down on miles but I have plans.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 16 January, 2023, 10:14:12 am
Should I be worried about getting a place on PBP, I'm down to ECE The Oyster on the 28th, when entries open for the 600's.
Should I give it a miss and stay home to register ?

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 16 January, 2023, 10:24:06 am
Should I be worried about getting a place on PBP, I'm down to ECE The Oyster on the 28th, when entries open for the 600's.
Should I give it a miss and stay home to register ?

Owen

I wouldn't be worried about getting a place, but the earlier you log on the more choice of start group you will have.

It will speed your process a bit if you set your account up beforehand.   I still had one from 2019 but a lot of info was out of date.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 16 January, 2023, 10:35:37 am
Cheers Rob.

I have looked on their website and can only find this page to register https://myaccount.audax-club-parisien.com/?page=pbp/part_accueil&orga=pbp (https://myaccount.audax-club-parisien.com/?page=pbp/part_accueil&orga=pbp) 

As I haven't got a code for the 1000, I cant progress
Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 16 January, 2023, 11:02:35 am
Cheers Rob.

I have looked on their website and can only find this page to register https://myaccount.audax-club-parisien.com/?page=pbp/part_accueil&orga=pbp (https://myaccount.audax-club-parisien.com/?page=pbp/part_accueil&orga=pbp) 

As I haven't got a code for the 1000, I cant progress
Owen

Just put the code for your longest BRM last year and then it will let you set up your account although you can’t actually preregister yet. That worked for me and my longest BRM last year was a 300.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 16 January, 2023, 11:07:05 am
Should I be worried about getting a place on PBP, I'm down to ECE The Oyster on the 28th, when entries open for the 600's.
Should I give it a miss and stay home to register ?

Owen

Never give a ride a miss to sit in front of a computer.   There will still be a shed load of places available when you get back and servers won’t be crashing like they will when they first open for 600 pre qualifiers.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 16 January, 2023, 11:25:39 am
Thanks all.
I have managed to set up an account which should make the pre-register easier.
I will ride. I may even try and persuade my better half to try and register for me while I'm out riding.
For club I used 160688 ( ACME ) I hope that's right.

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 16 January, 2023, 11:29:50 am
Thanks all.
I have managed to set up an account which should make the pre-register easier.
I will ride. I may even try and persuade my better half to try and register for me while I'm out riding.
For club I used 160688 ( ACME ) I hope that's right.

Owen

Tomsk confirmed that was the right one.   I managed to find 2 and I think I chose the wrong one.   I'll fix it later on.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 19 January, 2023, 08:21:53 am
Hurrah for Marathon Winters! Jibers, BFC and I had a lovely starlit expedition to the Cats on our different routes, with no dramas on the icy bits. Fuller Street to Terling was the worst section on my outbound route, with re-frozen, polished slush, some more powdery stuff and a little black ice here and there. The roads were quieter than usual ...

The pub was fairly busy by their standards, but we had the front room (and the blazing wood-burner) to ourselves. Pre-pandemic beer prices too (tho it was Gr**n* K!ng of course).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 January, 2023, 12:53:06 pm
Yes fab night - I was brave enough to take to the lanes on the return, which was confidence inspiring :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 23 January, 2023, 09:56:28 pm
ACME people! Do any of you understand football? After the Kelvedon Oyster, I am considering getting the train from Colchester [because ECE and bus replacement from Bishop's Stortford] to Ipswich and thence to Cambridge. Ipswich football website for Sat 28 Jan says "Burnley H 15.00". I assume this means Ipswich are playing against Burnley at home in Ipswich. But I have no idea what this means for when they will finish - any guesses?

The last audax I got a train home from was at Manningtree after Green and Yellow Fields. I inadvertently got on a train at Ipswich that became full to brim of football - I think I must have got it spectacularly wrong on that occasion, as half of the football were Ipswich and half were Cambridge. It was a dreadful experience that I would very much like to avoid! Guidance (or reassurance!) would be very welcome...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 24 January, 2023, 09:07:52 am
Ipswich football website for Sat 28 Jan says "Burnley H 15.00". I assume this means Ipswich are playing against Burnley at home in Ipswich. But I have no idea what this means for when they will finish - any guesses?

It does mean that - so a 15:00 kick off would mean people leaving the ground between about 16:50 and 17:05 depending on stoppage time in the match. A quick search suggests that Portman Road is very close to Ipswich station, so I'd guess that any trains from or just before 5pm will be busy. From experience of other grounds, most people will head home straight away, but there will be a steady stream of people who have stayed out for a post match drink using the trains over the next few hours.

Hopefully someone with a bit more local knowledge of Ipswich will be on to correct any of the above.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 24 January, 2023, 12:30:16 pm
ACME people! Do any of you understand football? After the Kelvedon Oyster, I am considering getting the train from Colchester [because ECE and bus replacement from Bishop's Stortford] to Ipswich and thence to Cambridge. Ipswich football website for Sat 28 Jan says "Burnley H 15.00". I assume this means Ipswich are playing against Burnley at home in Ipswich. But I have no idea what this means for when they will finish - any guesses?

Adding to what Bernster said, it looks as though trains to Cambridge are hourly on Saturday evening.  Not sure how many fans will be aiming for those trains but I would say the 17:21 departure will be very busy, the 18:21 fairly busy with those who had a quick post match pint and after that will be pretty normal.  You last experience may have been a bit abnormal due to having both home and away fans heading for the same train and it being a big local derby.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 24 January, 2023, 02:40:16 pm
Bernster, Jellylegs - thanks very much, that's just what I needed to know!  :)  much appreciated!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 26 January, 2023, 09:31:24 am
We're away Friday night through to Saturday lunchtime-ish.   I plan to ride over for a chat at the finish.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 28 January, 2023, 05:59:14 pm
Could be time for an ACME PBP thread over in Audax? Grey Sheep and I are in the 90 hour, 18:00 start.
Great idea!

I need to get organised now. I need passage to the start line, hotels and qualifying rides. Its serious stuff!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 17 February, 2023, 08:32:26 pm
Could be time for an ACME PBP thread over in Audax? Grey Sheep and I are in the 90 hour, 18:00 start.
And it is done (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=125222.0)!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 February, 2023, 05:49:56 pm
Does anyone have any good photos from previous events, in particular The Woodman/Woodman's Daughter audaxes that they'd be happy to share? (Or indeed any decent 'on-the-road' pics of cyclists.) As they're very much aimed at newbies, I'm thinking of putting out some publicity locally for these events in April.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 March, 2023, 07:17:52 pm
Last night's visit to The Thatchers, Hatfield Heath: psyclist already ensconced when I arrived, shortly joined by Owen as I was locking up, Howdee and GavinC along a little afterwards. Pleasant enough pub, but just Tribute and Doom Bar available, (a bit pricy at £5/pint and lots of beer miles). We may have talked about PBP, debriefed the Horsepower ... and heard about the full horrors of Owen's experiences on The Dean.

A wet ride to and from, though not as heavy as last Thursday's Westerners trip to the Belgian Brewer. Skirting the forest I saw two foxes and a muntjac on the way out, with a pair of fallow deer and later a big herd of roe crossing just in front of me, on the return.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 16 March, 2023, 08:02:54 pm
Does anyone have any good photos from previous events, in particular The Woodman/Woodman's Daughter audaxes that they'd be happy to share? (Or indeed any decent 'on-the-road' pics of cyclists.) As they're very much aimed at newbies, I'm thinking of putting out some publicity locally for these events in April.

I've got a picture of a scone and thats about it.
There's a few pics on here https://www.strava.com/activities/1508943585 let me know if any are of interest and I'll dig them out.

Last night's visit to The Thatchers, Hatfield Heath: psyclist already ensconced when I arrived, shortly joined by Owen as I was locking up, Howdee and GavinC along a little afterwards. Pleasant enough pub, but just Tribute and Doom Bar available, (a bit pricy at £5/pint and lots of beer miles). We may have talked about PBP, debriefed the Horsepower ... and heard about the full horrors of Owen's experiences on The Dean.

A wet ride to and from, though not as heavy as last Thursday's Westerners trip to the Belgian Brewer. Skirting the forest I saw two foxes and a muntjac on the way out, with a pair of fallow deer and later a big herd of roe crossing just in front of me, on the return.

I took one look at the weather and my work calendar for the next day and decided to stay in much to the annoyance of Capt Slow!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 16 March, 2023, 09:53:36 pm
Last night's visit to The Thatchers, Hatfield Heath: psyclist already ensconced when I arrived, shortly joined by Owen as I was locking up, Howdee and GavinC along a little afterwards. Pleasant enough pub, but just Tribute and Doom Bar available, (a bit pricy at £5/pint and lots of beer miles). We may have talked about PBP, debriefed the Horsepower ... and heard about the full horrors of Owen's experiences on The Dean.

A wet ride to and from, though not as heavy as last Thursday's Westerners trip to the Belgian Brewer. Skirting the forest I saw two foxes and a muntjac on the way out, with a pair of fallow deer and later a big herd of roe crossing just in front of me, on the return.

Thanks for last night chaps. after having a crappy time at work and a less than ideal Dean ride at the weekend I really needed last night  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 March, 2023, 04:53:35 pm
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3.
4.
5.
etc...



 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 29 March, 2023, 07:37:38 pm
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3.
4.
5.
etc...



 

Is this what ted mentioned at some point in the recent past?   If so it’s in my diary so count me in.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 March, 2023, 09:39:00 am
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3. Huggy
4. BFC
5. OD
6.

etc...



 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 06 April, 2023, 09:59:35 pm
Haven't been here for a while and lots of interesting stuff!

Anyway, tracker for the Easter Arrow ACME Little Giant Rocket Sled Team (https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/d015-e3ac940-ab27/view), if anyone wants a peek ;)

Hope to be back out on a Wed soon.
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 07 April, 2023, 11:41:51 am
Anyway, tracker for the Easter Arrow ACME Little Giant Rocket Sled Team (https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/d015-e3ac940-ab27/view), if anyone wants a peek ;)
The ACME Little Giant Rocket Sled team passing through Newport this morning…
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/v8185zdus68j2mi/IMG_3315.jpg?raw=1)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 07 April, 2023, 11:59:45 am
Quite a contrast in the clothing choices. But cold start and I’m sure the choices will change at their next stop.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 09 April, 2023, 08:57:24 pm
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3.
4.
5.
etc...



 

As I was telling our new friends at the Oyster I used to drink in the original Fat Cat in Norwich.   It was, however, 30 years ago.

Unfortunately I need to be at home that weekend, unfortunately.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 10 April, 2023, 11:42:48 pm
Anyway, tracker for the Easter Arrow ACME Little Giant Rocket Sled Team (https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/d015-e3ac940-ab27/view), if anyone wants a peek ;)
The ACME Little Giant Rocket Sled team passing through Newport this morning…
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/v8185zdus68j2mi/IMG_3315.jpg?raw=1)

Good seeing you and thank you for the pic!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 April, 2023, 05:07:08 pm
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3.
4.
5.
etc...



 

Is this what ted mentioned at some point in the recent past?   If so it’s in my diary so count me in.

I'm wavering - sorry  :'(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 19 April, 2023, 06:41:59 pm
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3. Fandango
4.
5.
etc...



 

I'm up for this, but my preference is to camp, I'm not sleeping in a portaloo!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 21 April, 2023, 12:31:11 pm
Hello folks, I booked up a Taster Session at the Olympic Velodrome as there was quite a bit of interest at the Gym but the numbers aren't exactly turning up so I have several spaces available if anyone wants to join the fun. Session is on Friday 12th May, you would have to be at the Velodrome @ 19:10.

I've put some details and a sign up on the webpage where you can add your name and I'll drop over the payment details (I've paid up front so will be paying to my account). There are 16 spaces, plenty left as I post this.

Sign up Here (https://thebrunners.com/blog/lee-valley-velodrome/)

Would be great if some of you can make it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 April, 2023, 10:04:51 am
Hello folks, I booked up a Taster Session at the Olympic Velodrome as there was quite a bit of interest at the Gym but the numbers aren't exactly turning up so I have several spaces available if anyone wants to join the fun. Session is on Friday 12th May, you would have to be at the Velodrome @ 19:10.

I've put some details and a sign up on the webpage where you can add your name and I'll drop over the payment details (I've paid up front so will be paying to my account). There are 16 spaces, plenty left as I post this.

Sign up Here (https://thebrunners.com/blog/lee-valley-velodrome/)

Would be great if some of you can make it.

I'll most likely be riding a helpers' ride/routecheck of Fenland Friends starting early the next day - Soupy is interested though ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 23 April, 2023, 10:59:22 am
I've ridden 3 taster sessions. Enjoyed them, but not so keen on riding another.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 24 April, 2023, 11:41:32 am


Sign up Here (https://thebrunners.com/blog/lee-valley-velodrome/)

Would be great if some of you can make it.

I'll most likely be riding a helpers' ride/routecheck of Fenland Friends starting early the next day - Soupy is interested though ...
Would be great to have him along.

@psyclist, noted, I thought the same but figured it's been a few years
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Carlosfandango on 26 April, 2023, 11:07:54 am
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3.
4.
5.
etc...



 

I'm up for this, but my preference is to camp, I'm not sleeping in a portaloo!

I'm afraid I'm working on Saturday, so I can't come along😭
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 April, 2023, 08:38:13 am
Returning from the Maldon Beer Fest last night, I heard my first Nightingale of the year, near Langford. - just had to stop and listen for a bit. I've heard Nightingales singing along the Stour valley on the Green and Yellow Fields 300 occasionally - something to look forward to.

I did a bit of googling (thank you BBc wildlife website!) and apparently Nightingales have a repertoir of 1000 sounds, three times that of Skylarks and ten times more than Blackbirds, both very tuneful birds. The males are singing to attract the females down to their territory, as they fly over on their way up from West Africa. They need jungley woodland as they nest on or near the ground, and close to water as well, which is a declining habitat.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 April, 2023, 09:53:10 am
Not quite the expected beer festival prices and not as busy as expected, even with a smaller venue - but good range of beers last night.

My ride home was an eventful one.... mostly criminal element... Couple of Muntjacs in the road coming down Danbury Woodhill - though I was sort of expecting it, so no issues, then the start of criminality started, bunch of blokes smoking weed on the A12 overbridge, their cars just down from them  ::-) and then through a normally quiet subway, couple of drug runners, one who thought it would be funny to step into my path as I was passing.. narrowly avoided them, seemed like a bit of deliberate act to me!

Coming through Baddow, the 'piest de resistance' - noticed a police car parked in the road, so thought I would report the activity so they could route someone along to take a look.. as I didn't have the reg plates of the smokers, it was of no use, then I looked up and noticed a forensics tent and police tape and realised they were guarding a crime scene... the copper said he couldn't tell me what it was about, so I left it and headed home but from the news it looks like a suspicious death, murder investigation. 

I'm certainly more concerned about my route home on an evening now though, I can take the main road and run the risk of drugged up drivers or the cycle tracks and take the risk of being stabbed by a drug runner!  :o

No wonder Wednesday nights are now dwindling numbers.  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 April, 2023, 12:17:44 pm
That’s quite a contrast between Tomsk and jiberjaber on their return journeys. Western parts of the region feel so genteel compared to the shenanigans happening in the east.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 April, 2023, 12:46:56 pm
Blimey! Chelmsford is turning into Gotham City!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 27 April, 2023, 06:33:02 pm
***** 13 May 2023  *******

There's a potential trip to foreign parts in order to drink beer with our ACME / MEMWNS spiritual cousins, Fat Cat Brewery CC - likely to be a bit of an exchange visit in the future to our Spiritual Home too...  :thumbsup:

http://fatcattap.co.uk/cycle-club/

They are keen to know numbers so they can make arrangements at the Fat Cat Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/) for the number of bikes that might turn up...

I think the general idea is to ride there Saturday, stay/camp over and ride back Sunday (or 22:23 / 22:41 train back to Witham if that works for some (https://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/IPS/WTM/130523/2200/dep)). 

Potential Witham to Ipswich route https://ridewithgps.com/routes/42369973 is about 70km, so a 'spoons start, lunch en route and beers and something in Ipswich as a starting idea?

(Discussions ongoing on overnight accomodation options, potentially a field with or without horses and maybe a porta loo or not and running water or not... but thats for firming up tonight in the pub... )

So can I have a show of hands please:

1. Joergen
2. Dirk
3. Huggy
4. BFC
5.
6.

etc...



 

Dissapointly low numbers and a lack of accomodation - looks like there may be a train strike on the day which scuppers the option of train assist return.
Any more want to join us... I might just let them know it's not looking likely at this rate  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 April, 2023, 10:43:39 am
I'm up for doing something that day/night.

With small numbers, we can camp on the field (water but not toilet).

A leisurely cruise up to Suffolk with stops, make camp, book dinner at a pub or have a bbq then go back to the pub.

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 28 April, 2023, 11:53:45 am
I'm up for doing something that day/night.

With small numbers, we can camp on the field (water but not toilet).

A leisurely cruise up to Suffolk with stops, make camp, book dinner at a pub or have a bbq then go back to the pub.

So no fat cat meet up?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 28 April, 2023, 12:10:46 pm
I suspect we are going to need some train assist with that one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: arabella on 28 April, 2023, 01:09:42 pm
Ahoy! not being a Wednesday night attendee, as per
... note I'm in Ipswich (http://fatcatipswich.co.uk/)
   ...
It's walkable from château arabella (with sloping bumpy garden filled with some lawn, plants, my ex-kitchen and accessible via a narrow side passage).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 02 May, 2023, 05:37:22 pm
OK - confirmed that there are no trains on 13 May due to RMT.  So I'll let the fatcat.cc know we'll be MIA. Perhaps they'll have the same issue as I think a lot were banking on train assist back towards Norwich.

Subject to knee issues, I am still potential for camping and a pub if thats still a go'er.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 14 May, 2023, 07:11:52 pm
Great and wise lot, next Saturday I want to do a long run/walk as training for a 100km challenge in June. Want to do around 60km with a fair bit of off road but not swamps/mudbaths

Ideally starting from near witham and ending either back at witham or at a station. Anyone got any ideas. I've done Rayne Station to Hatfield forest and back which came in around 43km I think so don't want to do that again.

Driving to Mersea island and doing 3 laps of that is an option which would have bonus of a car to leave water/snacks in or Colchester to brightlingsea and back with some added bits

Or there is the essex way but not sure how easy that would be to follow from sorta Terling to Manningtree

Any ideas. The actual event is on the ridgeway so old roads/tracks etc
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 May, 2023, 08:45:43 pm
Great and wise lot, next Saturday I want to do a long run/walk as training for a 100km challenge in June. Want to do around 60km with a fair bit of off road but not swamps/mudbaths

Ideally starting from near witham and ending either back at witham or at a station. Anyone got any ideas. I've done Rayne Station to Hatfield forest and back which came in around 43km I think so don't want to do that again.

Driving to Mersea island and doing 3 laps of that is an option which would have bonus of a car to leave water/snacks in or Colchester to brightlingsea and back with some added bits

Or there is the essex way but not sure how easy that would be to follow from sorta Terling to Manningtree

Any ideas. The actual event is on the ridgeway so old roads/tracks etc
There's a bunch of byways and bridleways out over to Greenstead and coggeshall that might make up a descent loop, bonus alpacas too

https://www.komoot.com/tour/1045113877?ref=aso
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 May, 2023, 08:24:42 pm
Fenland Friends route check done. Tough day going north into a fair old breeze with a couple of hefty showers, the hoped-for tailwind never materialised after Goole, but still air is ok I guess. It seemed to be in my face again for a bit on the leg over to Red Lodge, though not strong. It was cold overnight - I used a bijou 5* bus shelter on the Ridge, with overhanging trees and ivy but despite the extra layers I'd carried, the space-blanket survival bag was deployed for the first time in ages!

With various 200s, G&Y Fields 300 and the 400km Arrow this year, that makes me a first-time (Essex, Fixed) Senior Super-Randonneur.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 17 May, 2023, 09:45:28 pm
Congrats on the elder achievement!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 17 May, 2023, 11:32:06 pm
Nice one Tomsk!  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 18 May, 2023, 04:38:00 am
Well done Tomsk. The year is shaping up rather nicely for you.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Genosse Brymbo on 18 May, 2023, 09:06:49 am
Congratulations Tomsk.  I'm getting very excited looking forward to the FF600 this weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 May, 2023, 09:45:16 am
My goodness, Tomsk - that is amazing! Looking forward to FF on Saturday Many congratulations, Tomsk!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 18 May, 2023, 09:52:39 am
Well done Tomsk.

I'm hoping for better weather this weekend.  ;D

See you Saturday morning
Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 18 May, 2023, 03:37:56 pm
Great stuff Tomsk - congratulations  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 18 May, 2023, 09:22:05 pm
Aw shucks, thanks for all the good wishes, folks!

This weekend's weather looks, (whisper) pretty good ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 19 May, 2023, 11:30:44 am
Well done Tomsk.

I rode the perm version of Yorkshire via Essex last week to complete my first Lincolnshire SR.  It was a bit odd sitting in Dunmow 6hrs after starting.   This does remind me I’m a little behind on my Essex SR for this year but it might have to wait a bit.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 May, 2023, 05:58:17 am
Fenland Friends tracker: https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/d81b-e86ed70-37b8/view
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 20 May, 2023, 08:34:10 am
Go Nick
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 May, 2023, 10:15:27 am
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 May, 2023, 03:01:35 pm
Go Nick
Thanks! All good but a ripper of a headwind in places!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 May, 2023, 05:47:57 pm
Looks like you're making good progress into that headwind. Enjoy the ride back, with a helpful push, I hope!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 May, 2023, 04:20:11 am
Dead calm on the way back. But that is welcome!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 May, 2023, 11:16:48 am
Just entering Ramsey , doing just fine
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 May, 2023, 11:30:42 am
Can I spy a Lincoln bus stop kip in the timings into and out of Lincoln southbound. About an hour?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 May, 2023, 06:18:36 pm
Well done on finishing
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 22 May, 2023, 06:58:33 am
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two

Could I come out to play please Tom? Maybe join you from Dunmow to make a nice day out?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 May, 2023, 12:43:36 pm
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two

This has potential given I have now had to can my Welsh trip with Tippers but depends on if I get the green light to be back on the bike today... else I can't see how I would get up to Danbury other than car assist which will be a 'mare and slightly against my morals :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 22 May, 2023, 05:10:34 pm
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeting up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two

Could I come out to play please Tom? Maybe join you from Dunmow to make a nice day out?

Sounds like a plan forming - meet at here or at Witham maybe? We'll see who else is out ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 May, 2023, 06:02:14 pm
So I am allowed back on the bike, for 2 mins a day! (+2 mins added each day) .....  :facepalm:  Might be a long walk to Danbury at this rate  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 22 May, 2023, 09:47:38 pm
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two (https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two)

Sounds good - where are you planning on meeting? North Hill? Sorry, I am still tired from the weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 22 May, 2023, 10:26:11 pm
Hello all, thanks for following my tracker and for your support!

Just a bit of a round-up.

The tailwind never really arrived until the final stage, Red Lodge to Great Dunmow. Going up was headwindy in places but it was generally okay, maybe just because it was earlier on and I had more energy. It really was dead calm on the way back south until Sunday got underway and it felt like the easterly bit of the NE wind got stronger.

The ride north was okay, the nighttime bit south was wonderful, the Sunday stint got harder and harder until Red Lodge, then it was easy all the way from there. Also met Ricky and we chatted for most of the last stage which made it much easier too.

I didn't get to stop until after Lincoln in the luxury Audax hotels, they were all occupied and I didn't want to disturb. All the hotels after that were just shelters with no bench to sleep on, so i pushed on. It was about 462 km and 0900 on Sunday when I found a spot dry enough (lots of dew about), so I laid on the grass under a tree but got hassled by bugs itching me and only had about 30 mins there, most of it awake. I got ready to leave and saw Ian, Arabella and Co. pass, so hurried on and caught them up. I had a quick chat and headed off on my own, I think. Anyway, they all passed Ricky and I after my Wahoo did its usual long distance meltdown and we waited fro it to reboot.

Owen and I got together a couple of times and it was good to chat with him, he didn't feel so good at one point but gutted it out and did the ride - impressive stuff.

Nice to have some encouragement through the forum and WhatsApp.

Glad to get my 2nd 600 done. Thanks to everyone for the organisation and support. I must help out at a control soon to give a bit back to the club. Let me know if there's anything coming up - I'd like to ride there and back.

Thanks,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 May, 2023, 07:35:29 am
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two (https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two)

Sounds good - where are you planning on meeting? North Hill? Sorry, I am still tired from the weekend.

I think maybe meet somewhere near-ish for coffee and then head to North Hill and then Maldon. Pear Tree Pantry perhaps? I've not been there for some time: https://www.peartreepantry.co.uk/

On the climb itself, I'm guessing there will be a crowd at wherever they put the QOM line at the top, but for the hill climb TT a lot of spectators go to the slight bend with the salt bin and the war memorial poppy bench about half-way up. It's at a fairly steep bit with good sight-lines up and down the hill, plus a bit more room on the verge: https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7403915,0.5762529,3a,75y,160.46h,66.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spDoYMQL4qUaShjVtDbGGVQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: ElyDave on 23 May, 2023, 04:47:47 pm
Is there an ACME Dunwich Dynamo thread - I'd love to join, if you'll have a Fenlander?

Assuming the "Pick it up at Dunmow" option, my plan is to ride the redcurrent recumbent with new wheels and nice squashy tubeless tyres for comfiness. No guarantees on performance, but I had an 85km run last Sunday on the 28mm high-pressure spine rattlers and lived to tell the tale. I do still need to do hourly stops for blood glucose monitoring as I've not worked out how to get the data onto my Garmin yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 May, 2023, 05:47:56 pm
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two (https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two)

Sounds good - where are you planning on meeting? North Hill? Sorry, I am still tired from the weekend.

I think maybe meet somewhere near-ish for coffee and then head to North Hill and then Maldon. Pear Tree Pantry perhaps? I've not been there for some time: https://www.peartreepantry.co.uk/

On the climb itself, I'm guessing there will be a crowd at wherever they put the QOM line at the top, but for the hill climb TT a lot of spectators go to the slight bend with the salt bin and the war memorial poppy bench about half-way up. It's at a fairly steep bit with good sight-lines up and down the hill, plus a bit more room on the verge: https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7403915,0.5762529,3a,75y,160.46h,66.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spDoYMQL4qUaShjVtDbGGVQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Also known as Jos's Puke Bin.... (GS can fill you in with the finer details)...

I'm on D2 of getting back on the bike, over ran my allowance of 4 mins to push it to 5m20s... I am sure I'll go to hell for that. Not sure if the knee is better or worse, I've also got some knackered leg/feet tendon issues too... will see again tomorrow when I am allowed to ride the dizzy heights of 6mins - I might make a whole 2km of distance then!  ;D 

I was half thinking of using the gravel bike to meet up with you lot, but that might be a bit too adventurous for my body... will know more when I check in with the leg twister on Thursday...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 May, 2023, 06:11:24 pm
Is there an ACME Dunwich Dynamo thread - I'd love to join, if you'll have a Fenlander?

Not yet - someone will start one soon. Probably a Dunmow rendezvous and then ride back/bivi as some have done before.

Also ... I'll resurrect the Club Run thread for this Saturday's North Hill plans.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 23 May, 2023, 06:14:16 pm
Café Ramblers is available on Saturday if you would like to assemble here.
Coffee is normally good, tea is variable!
To tempt out Jibbers (team car?) and anyone else, there is half a barrel of plum porter available ;D

Cakes will be available -

First ascent is due for 1300 - and last year I was there 45 minutes before the event and it filled up fast, so maybe a 11ish meet-up?

Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two (https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two)

Sounds good - where are you planning on meeting? North Hill? Sorry, I am still tired from the weekend.

I think maybe meet somewhere near-ish for coffee and then head to North Hill and then Maldon. Pear Tree Pantry perhaps? I've not been there for some time: https://www.peartreepantry.co.uk/

On the climb itself, I'm guessing there will be a crowd at wherever they put the QOM line at the top, but for the hill climb TT a lot of spectators go to the slight bend with the salt bin and the war memorial poppy bench about half-way up. It's at a fairly steep bit with good sight-lines up and down the hill, plus a bit more room on the verge: https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7403915,0.5762529,3a,75y,160.46h,66.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spDoYMQL4qUaShjVtDbGGVQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 23 May, 2023, 06:56:59 pm
Can someone explain why Saturday's race has 3 ascents of North Hill, but only the first two count towards the QOM?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 23 May, 2023, 07:18:42 pm
Can someone explain why Saturday's race has 3 ascents of North Hill, but only the first two count towards the QOM?
Womens, just womens!!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 23 May, 2023, 07:27:52 pm
Café Ramblers is available on Saturday if you would like to assemble here.
Coffee is normally good, tea is variable!
To tempt out Jibbers (team car?) and anyone else, there is half a barrel of plum porter available ;D

Cakes will be available -

First ascent is due for 1300 - and last year I was there 45 minutes before the event and it filled up fast, so maybe a 11ish meet-up?

Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two (https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two)

Sounds good - where are you planning on meeting? North Hill? Sorry, I am still tired from the weekend.

I think maybe meet somewhere near-ish for coffee and then head to North Hill and then Maldon. Pear Tree Pantry perhaps? I've not been there for some time: https://www.peartreepantry.co.uk/

On the climb itself, I'm guessing there will be a crowd at wherever they put the QOM line at the top, but for the hill climb TT a lot of spectators go to the slight bend with the salt bin and the war memorial poppy bench about half-way up. It's at a fairly steep bit with good sight-lines up and down the hill, plus a bit more room on the verge: https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7403915,0.5762529,3a,75y,160.46h,66.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spDoYMQL4qUaShjVtDbGGVQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

No team car available I'm afraid!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 23 May, 2023, 10:37:00 pm
Next Saturday, 27th May, Soupy and I are planning on catching the Maldon stage of the Ride London Classique. It's a loop up towards Colchester, turnaround at Abberton reservoir and taking in three ascents of The Mighty North Hill - anyone fancy meeing up and spectating there around midday, followed by lunch somewhere?

https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two (https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/the-classique/the-stages/stage-two)

Sounds good - where are you planning on meeting? North Hill? Sorry, I am still tired from the weekend.

I think maybe meet somewhere near-ish for coffee and then head to North Hill and then Maldon. Pear Tree Pantry perhaps? I've not been there for some time: https://www.peartreepantry.co.uk/ (https://www.peartreepantry.co.uk/)

On the climb itself, I'm guessing there will be a crowd at wherever they put the QOM line at the top, but for the hill climb TT a lot of spectators go to the slight bend with the salt bin and the war memorial poppy bench about half-way up. It's at a fairly steep bit with good sight-lines up and down the hill, plus a bit more room on the verge: https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7403915,0.5762529,3a,75y,160.46h,66.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spDoYMQL4qUaShjVtDbGGVQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192 (https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7403915,0.5762529,3a,75y,160.46h,66.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spDoYMQL4qUaShjVtDbGGVQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)

Great, thank you and I will let you know!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 25 May, 2023, 10:43:43 pm
Where is Café Ramblers?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 25 May, 2023, 11:02:50 pm
///corkscrew.tropic.lunging

What three words...

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Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 26 May, 2023, 04:01:58 pm
Is it a meet there tomorrow or is there a launchpad for a Dunmow Peleton?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 May, 2023, 07:05:01 pm
Is it a meet there tomorrow or is there a launchpad for a Dunmow Peleton?

Dunmow Peloton is launching at 09:30 for a fairly direct route to Café Ramblers, eta 11:00. Myself, Soupy and Despeuch.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 26 May, 2023, 07:26:19 pm
Is it a meet there tomorrow or is there a launchpad for a Dunmow Peleton?

Dunmow Peloton is launching at 09:30 for a fairly direct route to Café Ramblers, eta 11:00. Myself, Soupy and Despeuch.

I may try for an intercept somewhere on route.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 May, 2023, 10:20:23 pm
Looks like I might be late, depends on my brother, I will try to meet you guys there.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 May, 2023, 07:27:03 am
I may try for an intercept somewhere on route.

= Barnston; Pleshey; Howe Street; Little Waltham; Boreham; Colam Lane, Little Baddow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 27 May, 2023, 08:52:14 am
My brother can't get to Margaretting until about 1100-1115, so I will probably be by the salt bin around 1200, if that's not too late.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 27 May, 2023, 09:04:31 am
Can I spy a Lincoln bus stop kip in the timings into and out of Lincoln southbound. About an hour?

Nowhere in Lincoln, as I recall, Phil - bus shelters all full and benches too dewy!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: arabella on 27 May, 2023, 07:15:37 pm
Had lovely time in the sun watching other people make a lot of effort and cheering them on (Ride London Classique, for those that weren't paying attention).
Top notch cakes & coffee at café ramblas too  ;D
Not to mention a beer festival down the road afterwards
And a descent of TMNH on the way back
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 May, 2023, 08:47:23 pm
Yes indeed, a splendid day out with a bit of cycling (spectating and a mere 47 miles for the Dunmow Peloton), lots of cake (thanks again Grey Sheep), good company, wall-to-wall sunshine and beer!

Soupy had a mechanical on the way home, on the cyclepath through to Admiral's Park: rear mech just caught the spokes = slightly bent mech, though the wheel survived ok. Singlespeeded it to limp home, then to cap it all he had a Bonk Royale, so down to a crawl, staggered into the Spotted Dog at Bishops Green for full-fat lemonade and a helping of chips. Final four miles at double our previous speed!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 27 May, 2023, 08:57:30 pm
Thanks to all for a very sociable day out in the sunshine.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 27 May, 2023, 11:42:32 pm
Ah! I got lost but we managed to see some of the ride and had a few beers with a good day out in the sun!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 07 June, 2023, 02:00:39 pm
Looking for bike friendly route from Hatfield Preverel to Meteor Way, Chelmsford. Looking to ECE Windmill audax event this Sunday.

Wish to avoid A138 to central city, preferable with shortest detour but not essential for road bike. No COR please.

Any advice would be much appreciated.



Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 June, 2023, 03:57:40 pm
Looking for bike friendly route from Hatfield Preverel to Meteor Way, Chelmsford. Looking to ECE Windmill audax event this Sunday.

Wish to avoid A138 to central city, preferable with shortest detour but not essential for road bike. No COR please.

Any advice would be much appreciated.

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/43196448
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 07 June, 2023, 09:06:08 pm
Cheers Jibers,

Just had route approved by BFC.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 June, 2023, 08:54:14 am
Cheers Jibers,

Just had route approved by BFC.  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 21 June, 2023, 10:52:42 pm
Evening all,

I have just been reading about the Tourdax plans in Arrivee - sounds terrific, wish I could join in the fun!

Seeing that you go through Gamlingay - in case it's useful information, there is a good place to fill up water bottles at the Eco Hub: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/52%C2%B009'07.7%22N+0%C2%B011'26.2%22W/@52.152131,-0.19061,18z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d52.152131!4d-0.19061?entry=ttu (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/52%C2%B009'07.7%22N+0%C2%B011'26.2%22W/@52.152131,-0.19061,18z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d52.152131!4d-0.19061?entry=ttu)
Go into the drive for the Eco Hub, and the water station is just on the left, by the rather nice Greensands bench and bike parking. If the hub is open then there are convenient conveniences there too. Apologies if this is already in the route sheet, just thought it might be useful info!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 22 June, 2023, 09:50:39 pm
Having been mostly running this year planning to start doing some riding, having realised two things one that something I've committed to makes me train more and also the calendar fills up PDQ are the dates for the ACME winter series available yet?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 23 June, 2023, 08:28:33 am
Having been mostly running this year planning to start doing some riding, having realised two things one that something I've committed to makes me train more and also the calendar fills up PDQ are the dates for the ACME winter series available yet?

We're working on it - in fact ACME are getting started early for the whole 2023-24 season. I'll be sorting my events out next week, once this (Flatlands) weekend is over. Be good to see you back with the peloton.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 23 June, 2023, 11:05:57 am
Awesome thanks Tomsk
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 09 July, 2023, 04:33:34 pm
Think a group of acme folk, what's the plutal. An explosion of acme just passed me down my road
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 10 July, 2023, 09:48:03 am
Think a group of acme folk, what's the plutal. An explosion of acme just passed me down my road

That was the finale of the inaugural "tourdax" series heading to the 'spoons arrivee.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JefO on 14 July, 2023, 08:23:04 pm
https://andrewsfield.com/news-item/new-airfield-regulation-re-visitors/?fbclid=IwAR1lWu8x-_5jd4brvGp7FhMLvL-r4K2QGKSXPchigFQrhtikznA2sXm2mQo

Sad loss of a great cafe venue, due to the incredible ignorance of a cyclist, and some others.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 14 July, 2023, 09:12:50 pm
Ignorance is no defence for any of the behaviour outlined in that statement .  Ignorance does not wilfully risk damage to other peoples’ property for starters.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 15 July, 2023, 05:17:35 am
https://andrewsfield.com/news-item/new-airfield-regulation-re-visitors/?fbclid=IwAR1lWu8x-_5jd4brvGp7FhMLvL-r4K2QGKSXPchigFQrhtikznA2sXm2mQo

Sad loss of a great cafe venue, due to the incredible ignorance of a cyclist, and some others.

Wow! How stupid can people be?  What a shame. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 16 July, 2023, 06:14:49 pm
https://andrewsfield.com/news-item/new-airfield-regulation-re-visitors/?fbclid=IwAR1lWu8x-_5jd4brvGp7FhMLvL-r4K2QGKSXPchigFQrhtikznA2sXm2mQo

Sad loss of a great cafe venue, due to the incredible ignorance of a cyclist, and some others.

Wow! How stupid can people be?  What a shame.

That's very sad - Andrewsfield was something of a local institution. Much used by us, especially when the children were young.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 17 July, 2023, 07:13:41 pm
The Cyclist in Sudbury now has a ‘To Let’ sign outside. 

Anyone considering a change of career ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 18 July, 2023, 11:11:18 am
The Cyclist in Sudbury now has a ‘To Let’ sign outside. 

Anyone considering a change of career ?

It's funny if not a bit sad you mentioned this, last week found myself wondering what had happened to them and perusing out of date social media.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: TimC on 18 July, 2023, 02:34:12 pm
Andrewsfield has for years been fighting a rearguard action against both unauthorised (and sometimes very stupid) visitors, and the CAA who were unhappy with the degree of unsupervised access allowed. I understand the airfield (like many) is also fighting the prospect of disappearing under housing development, so the last thing they need is negative publicity.

The Cyclist (formerly the King's Head) has been closed for nearly 2 years now. It never really took off as a cyclists' cafe, sadly, as the location is not exactly a great place to be. Even as a local pub it struggled - and it was the last of several in Ballingdon. It was given planning permission for a change of use to retail, offices and holiday accommodation in 2021 but obviously that hasn't come to pass either.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 19 July, 2023, 09:21:15 pm
The Cyclist in Sudbury now has a ‘To Let’ sign outside. 

Ahhh, that is sad. They used to let their windmill on AirBnB - we stayed there on family cycle tours a few times (it's a nice ride from home, and then good for a day trip to Kentwell Hall). The kids always loved staying in the windmill. Really lovely guy, we had hoped the new ideas for The Cyclist would go well.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 July, 2023, 09:03:26 am
Following last night's pub ride, I've just read up on Sir Evelyn Wood on t'web over breakfast - blimey quite a military career, even by bonkers Victorian Imperial standards!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: peter simplex on 20 July, 2023, 05:39:23 pm
Following last night's pub ride, I've just read up on Sir Evelyn Wood on t'web over breakfast - blimey quite a military career, even by bonkers Victorian Imperial standards!
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He lived in later years and died at a most agreeable, symmetrical late Georgian villa just north o St Mary's  in Churchgate Street, Old Harlow.  Apparently there's a small wall memorial in the church dedicated to him but I've never found it open.
Less agreeably a modern house was crammed into part of the former garden of Sir Evelyn's former house against the wishes of the council in the late 90s.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 02 August, 2023, 03:42:07 pm
Helpers' Ride for the Hopstock 200km, this Sunday - swing by the start around 08:00 and then meet 09:00 at the Guildhall in Thaxted (since the Compasses won't be open).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 August, 2023, 02:30:48 pm
Tour of Britain Stage 6 heads through Essex on Friday 8th September, KOM is Ship Road  ::-)

Any interest in an ACME corner somewhere along the route? 

https://www.tourofbritain.co.uk/stages/stage-six/
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 08 August, 2023, 02:46:28 pm
Tour of Britain Stage 6 heads through Essex on Friday 8th September, KOM is Ship Road  ::-)

Any interest in an ACME corner somewhere along the route? 

https://www.tourofbritain.co.uk/stages/stage-six/

I'll be touring in Argyll/Islay then, but Soupy might well be interested.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 09 August, 2023, 09:23:44 pm
I will need to check the leave situation at work when I am back in the office post hols.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 August, 2023, 04:04:16 pm
Any ACME riders out tomorrow riding the Hopstock?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 11 August, 2023, 04:05:54 pm
Any ACME riders out tomorrow riding the Hopstock?
yep, the 120(+4)
Leaving soon to go and do a shift behind the beer festival bar
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 August, 2023, 04:10:38 pm
Any ACME riders out tomorrow riding the Hopstock?
yep, the 120(+4)
Leaving soon to go and do a shift behind the beer festival bar

Oooh. I rode the 120 last year, and thought I'd do the 200 this year for a change. But if you're riding the 120, maybe I'll ECE that instead. I'll see if anybody else is riding the 200, and if Tomsk will let me change.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 11 August, 2023, 05:33:17 pm
8 ACME riders registered on the 120km, 5 on the 200 (not counting the 4 helpers who rode last Sunday). On the 50km, Jem has company in the form of Mr Tandemaniac, plus at least 3 of us on the Organiser's team who will be riding to the Blue Egg for fun and not the medal!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 11 August, 2023, 05:39:38 pm
Also ECEing the 120 - though as only my second 200 on an upright this year, I’ll be taking it very easy:)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 11 August, 2023, 06:06:00 pm
Thanks all. I've decided to switch to the 120, for the company, the leisurely breakfast, and avoids a 270km day on the 200, factoring in my return ride from home.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 11 August, 2023, 07:07:29 pm
I'll be bimbling around the 200  :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Pepe on 11 August, 2023, 07:24:26 pm
I'm keen on the 200, but not keen on getting up a couple of hours after going to sleep, then ride up from the smoke  :-[
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 August, 2023, 07:33:57 pm
Leisurely ride round the 200 today.  Rode most of the leg back from Spokes with 3 Welwyn Wheelers who were just doing the beer fest and camping.

I’ll be at Jordan’s Mill tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy C33 on 11 August, 2023, 08:43:57 pm
120 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 11 August, 2023, 09:27:43 pm
Really sorry to be missing this, even though it represents my turn at having an event involving getting all the way to the start, then having a half way point basically at home, then riding miles away and having to get home again afterwards.

But I've had a bout of illness and I should probably wait a few more days before trying a long ride.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 11 August, 2023, 10:21:14 pm
8 ACME riders registered on the 120km, 5 on the 200 (not counting the 4 helpers who rode last Sunday). On the 50km, Jem has company in the form of Mr Tandemaniac, plus at least 3 of us on the Organiser's team who will be riding to the Blue Egg for fun and not the medal!

I'll be cross country to the Blue Egg and then on to the Spiritual Home via more bridleways and an airfield... so may see you there!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 22 August, 2023, 05:44:01 pm
Just to mention this CUK thread about the A12 cycle path (https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?t=156862). I know it's been used in some ACME events, so might be of interest to some here. I'd suggest posting any comments there not here though, as it's a bit off-topic for this one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 22 August, 2023, 06:31:46 pm
Just to mention this CUK thread about the A12 cycle path (https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?t=156862). I know it's been used in some ACME events, so might be of interest to some here. I'd suggest posting any comments there not here though, as it's a bit off-topic for this one.

The OP in the post has done a poor job at explaining where it is at from what I could see.  From the pictures looks like it overgrown vegitation on the Colchester bound bike path just after the sex shop but before the Fire HQ
Indeed here's there report.  Passable with care I think - one to watch out for on the way home from a pub!

https://report.nationalhighways.co.uk/report/4731019

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 27 August, 2023, 11:35:10 am
I am planning to ride the Essex R&R 215k route check on Saturday 2nd September.
The event day is 16th September, any offers of help on the day will be gratefully put to work. Positions on offer include brevet stamping at Abberton Reservoir Visitor Centre from 11:46 to 16:24 and pizza cook in the Labour Hall from 13:00 to 21:00, plus general milling about & chatting.
Entries are currently quite low, maybe the guaranteed sunshine for the Abberton Controller will encourage more entries in the next couple of weeks!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 30 August, 2023, 04:47:34 pm
I'm riding the below event in November. A second time for me. If anybody else is riding, there's a place on the entry form to add who you want to be grouped with, hint hint!

@owen, you've ridden the last 2, are you making it a hat trick?

Entries are open for this year's Moonrakers & Sunseekers 300 (https://www.pedalution.co.uk/events/moonrakers-sunseekers-300/). Expect the usual cake fuelled stops through the moonlit night to Poole. Scoff the sumptuous breakfast before heading back to Bristol forever seeking the warmth of the sun and some warm grub at the Arrivee.

(https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/g334iw7i8yuypq29qhpnz/MoonrakersSunseekersFB.jpg?rlkey=t4t12k0r0klzlj28zto8hqf59&raw=1) (https://www.pedalution.co.uk/events/moonrakers-sunseekers-300/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 30 August, 2023, 06:17:16 pm
Dumb question - I've never quite figured out whether ACME is a club that you actually join, or a loose association of riders, or something else?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 30 August, 2023, 06:40:58 pm
Dumb question - I've never quite figured out whether ACME is a club that you actually join, or a loose association of riders, or something else?
All of the above, but most of all it's a state of mind and a collection box for your AUK points!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 02 September, 2023, 12:06:48 am
I am planning to ride the Essex R&R 215k route check on Saturday 2nd September.
The event day is 16th September, any offers of help on the day will be gratefully put to work. Positions on offer include brevet stamping at Abberton Reservoir Visitor Centre from 11:46 to 16:24 and pizza cook in the Labour Hall from 13:00 to 21:00, plus general milling about & chatting.
Entries are currently quite low, maybe the guaranteed sunshine for the Abberton Controller will encourage more entries in the next couple of weeks!

Might be able to help with the Abberton Reservoir Visitor Centre control.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Andy W on 02 September, 2023, 07:27:05 am
Dumb question - I've never quite figured out whether ACME is a club that you actually join, or a loose association of riders, or something else?
Ive often wondered the same. After completing The Horsepower 200 in 2021, i was so buoyed by enthusiasm i bought a pair of ACME mudflaps and a longsleve jersey emblazoned with ACME.
So although im not a paid up member i have enjoyed many of ACME events. I might even complete the forthcoming winter series to cement the shared love of East Anglian cycling.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 04 September, 2023, 01:08:28 pm
Any one else planning to ride the Shaftesbury CC 200 on Saturday ?

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 September, 2023, 04:00:39 pm
Just to mention this CUK thread about the A12 cycle path (https://forum.cyclinguk.org/viewtopic.php?t=156862). I know it's been used in some ACME events, so might be of interest to some here. I'd suggest posting any comments there not here though, as it's a bit off-topic for this one.
It's all cut back now, clear run through which is less than I could say for the rubbish on the path!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 04 September, 2023, 07:54:32 pm
Any one else planning to ride the Shaftesbury CC 200 on Saturday ?

I was planning to, but I need to pop down to Lewes instead, so I’ll be riding a DIY this weekend. ECEing the little R&R next weekend though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 05 September, 2023, 12:18:31 pm
Any one else planning to ride the Shaftesbury CC 200 on Saturday ?
I’ve entered. Looks like it’s going to be a hot one…
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 05 September, 2023, 12:37:35 pm
Any one else planning to ride the Shaftesbury CC 200 on Saturday ?

Probably the 100k event for me this Saturday from the Uts, with the little R&R the following weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 06 September, 2023, 02:54:56 pm
Hopefully see you on Saturday Gavin.

I'm also on the 200 R&R the following week.

Hopefully see some of you on the road.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 06 September, 2023, 02:59:13 pm
I'm also on the 200 R&R the following week.

I'm which case I'll pass on your Way to the Sea brevet card to Huggy when I see him later today
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 06 September, 2023, 03:02:21 pm
Thanks Adam.

I'd have liked to have made it out for MEMWNS tonight but scouts has started back earlier than I expected.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 07 September, 2023, 06:55:50 pm
Any ACME planning to watch the tour tomorrow?

I'm trying to decide between a Fambridge road dash - with two passes, or a Bicknacre roundabout about 2pm) where there is usually a good crowd...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 07 September, 2023, 07:40:51 pm
Dumb question - I've never quite figured out whether ACME is a club that you actually join, or a loose association of riders, or something else?

An interesting question, which prompted me to switch my AUK club to ACME, since most of my audaxes are ACME based!  ;D  hope you like my shiny 39 points. But sorry to Tomsk for pipping you off the top 6 list...  :-[

my partner is doing the 200 from the Shaftesbury this weekend, ECEing to 300. All being well, that's both of us SR for this year!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 08 September, 2023, 04:35:42 pm
Any one else planning to ride the Shaftesbury CC 200 on Saturday ?
I’ve entered. Looks like it’s going to be a hot one…
I now need to be home earlier on Saturday afternoon, so I’ve switched to the 100k ride…
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 09 September, 2023, 05:09:52 pm
Dumb question - I've never quite figured out whether ACME is a club that you actually join, or a loose association of riders, or something else?

An interesting question, which prompted me to switch my AUK club to ACME, since most of my audaxes are ACME based!  ;D  hope you like my shiny 39 points. But sorry to Tomsk for pipping you off the top 6 list...  :-[

my partner is doing the 200 from the Shaftesbury this weekend, ECEing to 300. All being well, that's both of us SR for this year!  ;D

Tomsk has 12 points that aren’t up there yet.  He’s too polite to mention it, though.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 10 September, 2023, 07:25:19 am
Phew, less embarrassment for me!  :thumbsup:

How did you guys get on at the Shaftesbury yesterday? My husband had to abandon because of the heat.  :(
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 10 September, 2023, 08:08:50 am
How did you guys get on at the Shaftesbury yesterday? My husband had to abandon because of the heat.  :(
The heat was was brutal. I limped around the 100k. I’d never have gotten round the 200k in that heat so I was glad I’d switched rides :thumbsup:  Chapeau to everyone who even attempted one of the rides!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 11 September, 2023, 11:03:50 am
Phew, less embarrassment for me!  :thumbsup:

How did you guys get on at the Shaftesbury yesterday? My husband had to abandon because of the heat.  :(


Sorry to hear your husband abandoned, the heat really took its toll on everyone I think. I really regretted ECE'ing it.
After the 50 km to the start, I rode 120-130km with Peter Harper and Jellylegs.
On the first leg we had an early cafe stop and then another shop (milkshake) stop before getting back to the 'Uts. On the 2nd leg we only made it 18km down the road before stopping again at the Beehive for another cold drink. After that Jellylegs dropped off and Peter and I rode together to the end, stopping on the 3rd loop to try and buy Ice creams only to find out they were sold out  :'(.  I think on my own I would have bailed.
With the annoying ticking noise my bike was making (appears to be pedal again  >:( ) I think Peter and Mark probably wished I had bailed.
The 50km home was the biggest struggle though. Although it had cooled off by then I was so full of drink I really didn't want to eat anything. I managed half a bag of chips and a coke in Thaxted and that was just enough to see me home.
Those that swapped out to the 100 definitely made a wise choice and I should probably learn some sort of lesson from this  ;)

Still it'll probably rain for the R&R next weekend so I can moan about instead  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 September, 2023, 12:38:25 pm
@Owen, there's a paucity of ACME riders in the Hall of Fame for the Wessex Series SR. Just 2, in fact. Is this on your radar for next year? It'll earn you your first AAA SR too.

https://www.wessexsr.org.uk/wsrs.html (https://www.wessexsr.org.uk/wsrs.html)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 14 September, 2023, 12:48:54 pm
@Owen, there's a paucity of ACME riders in the Hall of Fame for the Wessex Series SR. Just 2, in fact. Is this on your radar for next year? It'll earn you your first AAA SR too.

https://www.wessexsr.org.uk/wsrs.html (https://www.wessexsr.org.uk/wsrs.html)

Maybe  ::-) I'll see when the dates are released.

I'm definitely up for an ACME does the Brian Chapman if anyone else is ?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 September, 2023, 01:16:17 pm
Maybe  ::-) I'll see when the dates are released.

I'm definitely up for an ACME does the Brian Chapman if anyone else is ?

As per the FB page ...

Provisional dates for the events:
Hard Boiled 300km – 13th of April 2024
Dorset Coast 200km – 14th of April 2024
Porkers 400km – 5th / 6th of May 2024
Brimstone 600km – 25th / 26th of May 2024

I'm thinking about Bryan Chapman.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 September, 2023, 02:31:45 pm
@Owen, and don't forget there's also Grimpeur du Sud awards ...

https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/ (https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 September, 2023, 02:36:38 pm
@Owen, and don't forget there's also Grimpeur du Sud awards ...

https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/ (https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/)

You're worse than a dealer  ;D  Offering yet more powerful addictive substances to the vulnerable!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 14 September, 2023, 02:43:32 pm
I never quite understood the allure of the Wessex Series.  I finished Hard Boiled once, 20+ yrs ago.  One of the challenges then was navigation as the route sheets were a little idiosyncratic.  Getting lost was part of the fun, apparently.  I suspect GPS navigation makes this less of a problem and improves average speeds.  I think my riding next year will be a bit more local as I have to deal with the reality of annual leave again.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 September, 2023, 02:59:20 pm
@Owen, and don't forget there's also Grimpeur du Sud awards ...

https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/ (https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/)

You're worse than a dealer  ;D  Offering yet more powerful addictive substances to the vulnerable!

You've found me out  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 September, 2023, 03:05:13 pm
@Owen, and don't forget there's also Grimpeur du Sud awards ...

https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/ (https://sites.google.com/site/grimpeursdusud/)

You're worse than a dealer  ;D  Offering yet more powerful addictive substances to the vulnerable!

You've found me out  ;D

I think we found you out a long time ago!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 14 September, 2023, 06:10:53 pm
I never quite understood the allure of the Wessex Series.  I finished Hard Boiled once, 20+ yrs ago.  One of the challenges then was navigation as the route sheets were a little idiosyncratic.  Getting lost was part of the fun, apparently.  I suspect GPS navigation makes this less of a problem and improves average speeds.  I think my riding next year will be a bit more local as I have to deal with the reality of annual leave again.
Fair to say that the route sheets are still a little idiosyncratic (assuming they're still Shawn's versions), but much easier now with GPS. They're stunning rides, lots of winching up hills in bottom gear on tiny roads with grass up the middle - I'd heartily recommend!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 17 September, 2023, 06:50:01 pm
Maybe  ::-) I'll see when the dates are released.

I'm definitely up for an ACME does the Bryan Chapman if anyone else is ?

As per the FB page ...

Provisional dates for the events:
Hard Boiled 300km – 13th of April 2024
Dorset Coast 200km – 14th of April 2024
Porkers 400km – 5th / 6th of May 2024
Brimstone 600km – 25th / 26th of May 2024

I'm thinking about Bryan Chapman.

I'm definitely semi retiring next year....   : ::-)   ooohhh Wessex Series   :facepalm:
I'm so easily led.

Will currently has the Bryan Chapman on his pedualtion website as the 18-19th of May although this isn't on the AUK website or bookable at the moment.
But it does clash with Hereward the Wake !! and is between the Wessex series 400 and 600, so not sure I'll able to do it all.

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 24 September, 2023, 06:09:55 pm
Hereward will now move to Friday 14th June - not ideal, as it'll be sandwiched between the Asparagus & Strawberries and Fenland Friends, but hey ho, we'll cope. That clears the way for 'ACME does the BCM' in May ... very tempted.

Re: the next Tourdax - as the summer months are getting very full, what with one thing and another, how does a spring Tourdax series appeal, maybe mid-April? Otherwise October perhaps? I have an East Anglian route sketched out, with end-of-each-day controls at Ely and Woodbridge.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 24 September, 2023, 06:19:04 pm
That clears the way for 'ACME does the BCM' in May ... very tempted.

Great stuff. Be good to have a few of us doing the rides.

For anybody interested in completing the Wessex series but unable to make all the dates, you can substitute perms for each calendar event.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 24 September, 2023, 06:28:52 pm
Wessex series is a no from me.  Probably won’t make BCM either, although it is a ride I have never done.

Quite tempted by the new 1000 up North.  Could double up with the ACME Grand.  Lots to think about but there’s some planning to do.  We don’t have a 2024 wallchart in the kitchen yet.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 24 September, 2023, 08:27:33 pm
That clears the way for 'ACME does the BCM' in May ... very tempted.

This has piqued my interest as haven't ridden the BCM yet. Will keep an eye on Will's website.

Quite tempted by the new 1000 up North.  Could double up with the ACME Grand.  Lots to think about but there’s some planning to do.  We don’t have a 2024 wallchart in the kitchen yet.

Is that the Borders and Flatlands 1000km? If so, does the course overlap much with the ACME Grand?

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 24 September, 2023, 10:15:59 pm
Date for Hereward has now been updated on the AUK system



Is that the Borders and Flatlands 1000km? If so, does the course overlap much with the ACME Grand?

https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=126953.0 and www.ridewithgps.com/routes/41059239
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 25 September, 2023, 11:40:27 am
That clears the way for 'ACME does the BCM' in May ... very tempted.

This has piqued my interest as haven't ridden the BCM yet. Will keep an eye on Will's website.

Quite tempted by the new 1000 up North.  Could double up with the ACME Grand.  Lots to think about but there’s some planning to do.  We don’t have a 2024 wallchart in the kitchen yet.

Is that the Borders and Flatlands 1000km? If so, does the course overlap much with the ACME Grand?

Borders and Flatlands is the end of August with the ACME Grand late September. So plenty of recovery time if you wanted to do both.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 25 September, 2023, 04:12:53 pm
Hereward will now move to Friday 14th June - not ideal, as it'll be sandwiched between the Asparagus & Strawberries and Fenland Friends, but hey ho, we'll cope. That clears the way for 'ACME does the BCM' in May ... very tempted.
I suppose the new date for Hereward means there’s a little bit more daylight :-) i like the idea of BCM too - maybe if my riding goes well between now and next spring…

Re: the next Tourdax - as the summer months are getting very full, what with one thing and another, how does a spring Tourdax series appeal, maybe mid-April? Otherwise October perhaps? I have an East Anglian route sketched out, with end-of-each-day controls at Ely and Woodbridge.
Spring or autumn Tourdax works for me :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 26 September, 2023, 08:08:36 pm
https://www.pedalution.co.uk/events/bryan-chapman-memorial-600/ (https://www.pedalution.co.uk/events/bryan-chapman-memorial-600/)

OK bookings are open and I've booked. (Its my birthday today so booking this while the family have to be nice to me  ;))
I've put a moving speed of 20-22km/h which may well be wishful thinking and for group with I've put ACME ;D

Suppose I better start some AAA training!


Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 26 September, 2023, 08:45:30 pm
BCM booked!  :thumbsup:

And Many Happy Returns, Owen!

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 26 September, 2023, 08:55:34 pm
Also booked  :thumbsup:

Happy birthday Owen!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 September, 2023, 06:32:34 am
Oops, my hand slipped and i accidentally booked as well. Will double up well with the Brimstone the following weekend.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Despuech on 27 September, 2023, 07:03:38 am
BCM booked:)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 27 September, 2023, 11:58:58 am
A Suffolk Spring Tourdax looks interesting (particularly if I ever move house...)  :thumbsup:

In other news, I have not entered the BCM but I have entered the Suffolk Byways 50k on Saturday - sorry, no event trackers on this one.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 27 September, 2023, 12:25:54 pm
You lot are keen.

Not thinking much after the end of October at the moment.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 27 September, 2023, 12:27:21 pm
BCM Booked  :o ??? :facepalm:

Under team "ACME"
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 27 September, 2023, 02:11:27 pm
You lot are keen.

Not thinking much after the end of October at the moment.

Get it booked. You know you want to O:-)

Amy has also signed up so I believe we are now up to 7 ACME riders entered.   ;)

At this rate we'll have more on the BCM than on PBP.

Which reminds me, did I mention my ride in France  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 September, 2023, 08:04:15 am
As I've been planning out my cycling goals for next season, I've got a Dutch sized hole in September. I'll check the Audax calendar to avoid any local Essex event clashes before setting the date. Will aim to confirm the dates before the end of November, just in case there are discounted ferry tickets available.

So, be prepared. ACME Goes Dutch will be back in September 2024.

Microbreweries may feature!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 29 September, 2023, 09:52:56 am
I am just entering my events into the AUK calendar now (better late than never!) But nothing in September from ACME Suffolk Branch.  :thumbsup:

I am up for another Dutch trip  :).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 29 September, 2023, 10:30:53 am
As I've been planning out my cycling goals for next season, I've got a Dutch sized hole in September. I'll check the Audax calendar to avoid any local Essex event clashes before setting the date. Will aim to confirm the dates before the end of November, just in case there are discounted ferry tickets available.

So, be prepared. ACME Goes Dutch will be back in September 2024.

Microbreweries may feature!
ACME event dates in the AUK calendar for that time of year....
August 17th - Hopstock
September 14th - Essex R&R (route check weekend of 31st August)
September 21st - ACME Grand

So there is Dutch sized hole in first to second week of September  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 29 September, 2023, 11:19:55 am
I am just entering my events into the AUK calendar now (better late than never!) But nothing in September from ACME Suffolk Branch.  :thumbsup:

I am up for another Dutch trip  :).

ACME event dates in the AUK calendar for that time of year....
August 17th - Hopstock
September 14th - Essex R&R (route check weekend of 31st August)
September 21st - ACME Grand

So there is Dutch sized hole in first to second week of September  :thumbsup:

Thanks both. That feels like it's directing the Dutch trip to be:

Out: Sailing on Wed 4th Sept at 23:00
Back: Sailing on Sun 8th Sept at 22:30

Will suggest train assist if anybody isn't available for the full excursion and wants to join midway.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 06 October, 2023, 01:14:08 pm
Registered for tomorrow's REM 200 but now can't get home late so contemplating down-sizing to the 100.

Anyone else riding REM?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 06 October, 2023, 02:23:23 pm
Registered for tomorrow's REM 200 but now can't get home late so contemplating down-sizing to the 100.

Anyone else riding REM?

I’m riding the 100  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Old Git on 06 October, 2023, 02:24:11 pm
I’m doing the 100
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 08 October, 2023, 08:18:50 pm
I believe we are now up to 7 ACME riders entered.   ;)

Make that 8 - I succumbed to some gentle persuasion from Grey Sheep and howdee at REM yesterday, and have also booked onto BCM  :o
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 09 October, 2023, 01:21:07 pm
+1, me too for BCM.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 09 October, 2023, 05:04:27 pm
+1, me too for BCM.

Are you switching allegiance for next year?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: the straggler on 09 October, 2023, 08:02:19 pm
Yes, I will be switching next year for cheaper iinsurance quotes......  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: josser on 14 October, 2023, 12:44:00 pm
Still plenty of space for Emma Haxell’s rowing talk on Tuesday 17th October at 8pm at The Compasses. £5 entry - all money goes to her charity. Please let me know if you want to come.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 14 October, 2023, 07:35:06 pm
Still plenty of space for Emma Haxell’s rowing talk on Tuesday 17th October at 8pm at The Compasses. £5 entry - all money goes to her charity. Please let me know if you want to come.

Annoyingly we’re at a gig in Brentwood. 
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 October, 2023, 08:53:21 pm
Hello all,

Wife has got herself a Giant OCR4, size small to suit her petite design. We went out on a ride the other evening for a few kms and I noticed she is stretching forward to get to the bars. The saddle looks fairly far forward on the rails, so I suppose the next thing to go for is a shorter stem?

Any advice on this would be very much appreciated!

Thanks.Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2023, 09:00:55 pm
Hello all,

Wife has got herself a Giant OCR4, size small to suit her petite design. We went out on a ride the other evening for a few kms and I noticed she is stretching forward to get to the bars. The saddle looks fairly far forward on the rails, so I suppose the next thing to go for is a shorter stem?

Any advice on this would be very much appreciated!

Thanks.Nick.

Get a pro bike fit?  I think Grey Sheep went to Yellow Jersey in Billericay?

It could be a good investment, if Mrs Nick (charming woman 😘 ) is uncomfortable on her new steed it might soon find itself gathering dust in the garage/shed etc which would be a shame.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 October, 2023, 09:32:37 pm
Hello all,


Wife has got herself a Giant OCR4, size small to suit her petite design. We went out on a ride the other evening for a few kms and I noticed she is stretching forward to get to the bars. The saddle looks fairly far forward on the rails, so I suppose the next thing to go for is a shorter stem?
Any advice on this would be very much appreciated!

Thanks.Nick.

Get a pro bike fit?  I think Grey Sheep went to Yellow Jersey in Billericay?

It could be a good investment, if Mrs Nick (charming woman 😘 ) is uncomfortable on her new steed it might soon find itself gathering dust in the garage/shed etc which would be a shame.


I've never had one myself and I doubt she'd sanction one for herself, she'd say that's only for "serious cyclists". :hand: Think a stem will be first. :thumbsup:
Thank you for your advice though!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 October, 2023, 10:15:29 pm
 :-*
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 October, 2023, 11:40:39 pm
:-*

I'm gonna tell her you said she's charming and that you're blowing me kisses. :-D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 19 October, 2023, 12:10:31 am
Hello all,

Wife has got herself a Giant OCR4, size small to suit her petite design. We went out on a ride the other evening for a few kms and I noticed she is stretching forward to get to the bars. The saddle looks fairly far forward on the rails, so I suppose the next thing to go for is a shorter stem?

Any advice on this would be very much appreciated!

Thanks.Nick.
In line seatposts or reversing the seatpost (only works with some designs!) shortens the reach to the bars. Find what suits the good lady, then measure distance from nose of saddle to centre of bars for future reference. Note that moving the saddle fore/aft does change effective leg reach so measure that and tweak saddle height to compensate.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2023, 02:44:12 am
:-*

I'm gonna tell her you said she's charming and that you're blowing me kisses. :-D

 ;D

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Owen on 19 October, 2023, 07:21:52 am
Hello all,

Wife has got herself a Giant OCR4, size small to suit her petite design. We went out on a ride the other evening for a few kms and I noticed she is stretching forward to get to the bars. The saddle looks fairly far forward on the rails, so I suppose the next thing to go for is a shorter stem?

Any advice on this would be very much appreciated!

Thanks.Nick.

Similar to I have with the Ribble.
Easiest thing to start with is flipping the stem, then try shortening it. After that you can try riser handlebars like
https://www.specialized.com/gb/en/hover-expert-alloy-handlebars--15mm-rise/p/156001?color=230548-156001&searchText=21017-2040&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PMax%20Shopping_UK_Equipment_Helmets_ROI&utm_id=17857134451&utm_content=&utm_term=&gclid=Cj0KCQjwhL6pBhDjARIsAGx8D5_z0b361F_6NGtRxWZ3eVDOd78RQ6QLLrl4ePjtJ1qQ-WtCCtLHL7YaAqR2EALw_wcB (https://www.specialized.com/gb/en/hover-expert-alloy-handlebars--15mm-rise/p/156001?color=230548-156001&searchText=21017-2040&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PMax%20Shopping_UK_Equipment_Helmets_ROI&utm_id=17857134451&utm_content=&utm_term=&gclid=Cj0KCQjwhL6pBhDjARIsAGx8D5_z0b361F_6NGtRxWZ3eVDOd78RQ6QLLrl4ePjtJ1qQ-WtCCtLHL7YaAqR2EALw_wcB)

Owen
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 19 October, 2023, 07:23:03 am
Hello all,

Wife has got herself a Giant OCR4, size small to suit her petite design. We went out on a ride the other evening for a few kms and I noticed she is stretching forward to get to the bars. The saddle looks fairly far forward on the rails, so I suppose the next thing to go for is a shorter stem?

 Any advice on this would be very much appreciated!

Thanks.Nick.

As well as a shorter stem, you could look for one that has more rise - the one on the bike is probably around 7 degrees - something like a 20 or 25 degree rise will bring the bars up but also a bit closer. If the bike has drop bars, you could also look at narrower and/or shorter reach handlebars - bringing the the width of the drops down also shortens reach slightly - I use Specialized Short Reach bars which are available down to 36cm wide and have a very short reach at 65mm.

ETA cross posted with Owen :) The Specialized Hover bars he mentioned are also available down to 36cm wide.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2023, 09:13:01 am
There are other providers of 'hover bars' for example which get there cheaper, I have these on my Gravel bike https://www.merlincycles.com/controltech-cls-gravel-riser-handlebar-150474.html

An adjustable stem is about £19 https://www.merlincycles.com/system-ex-adjustable-stem-112800.html but I would prob try for using that to get something you think is right, and get a none adjustable to suit.  I use these on a lot of my bikes (they are adjusted using a shim, so give a course range of options)

 https://www.specialized.com/gb/en/comp-multi-stem/p/156570?color=228546-156570

Risk here is unless you can borrow parts, you could end up spending as much as a bike fit plus parts to get to what you need but with the chance of getting there by accident as opposed to by process and design.  There are other issues female cyclists can have which are different to us blokes, so sometimes the right bike fitter can help a lot with that too. 

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2023, 09:16:29 am
... There are other issues female cyclists can have which are different to us blokes...

Impressive!  Sharp as a tack you are!  Is this a recent realisation or have you known for a while?  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 October, 2023, 11:50:36 pm
Pondering adventures I came across this great thread which I have identified a couple of options from - worth a browse!

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/365987/

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: tedshred on 23 October, 2023, 11:02:09 pm
I fancy another trip across our northern border.

To include:

https://www.cairngormsloop.net/about (https://www.cairngormsloop.net/about)

Followed by some gravelly touring. Aiming for June.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 24 October, 2023, 08:55:44 pm
I fancy another trip across our northern border.

To include:

https://www.cairngormsloop.net/about (https://www.cairngormsloop.net/about)

Followed by some gravelly touring. Aiming for June.

It certainly looks epic! When I looped through The Cairngorms on the road last summer I did think I'd like to go back and do all the off road stuff.

More details:

Cairngorms Loop Bikepacking Route - BIKEPACKING.com (https://bikepacking.com/routes/cairngorms-loop/)

I really need to buy a new mountain bike :)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 24 October, 2023, 10:27:22 pm
Thank you to all of you that have helped with the ladyfit - great advice and I will get going on some of that soon.

Much appreciated!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 October, 2023, 07:03:29 am
Thank you to all of you that have helped with the ladyfit - great advice and I will get going on some of that soon.

Much appreciated!

Let us know how you get on. Cycling with your spouse is a lovely thing so I hope it works out.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 27 October, 2023, 09:59:49 am
Any idea when the next batch of ACME jerseys are likely to be coming in?

Think I'm a L or XL in the current men's sizing (although in real life usually S or M)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 27 October, 2023, 10:13:11 am
Any idea when the next batch of ACME jerseys are likely to be coming in?

Think I'm a L or XL in the current men's sizing (although in real life usually S or M)

Huggy had some mock-ups in the pub on Wednesday.   I'm sure he'll be along to confirm.

I had to buy a large.......
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 31 October, 2023, 10:26:05 am
Any idea when the next batch of ACME jerseys are likely to be coming in?

Think I'm a L or XL in the current men's sizing (although in real life usually S or M)

Huggy had some mock-ups in the pub on Wednesday.   I'm sure he'll be along to confirm.

I had to buy a large.......
An order for the popular sizes has just been placed. They may or may not arrive in time for the Stansted Airport Express on 2nd December.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bobb on 31 October, 2023, 08:47:40 pm
Huggy had some mock-ups in the pub on Wednesday.

Are they a new design then?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 31 October, 2023, 09:07:00 pm
Hello all,

Hannah has been back in the studio, so here's a spooky Halloween treat for you all (https://youtu.be/VPMAwzCa5sM?feature=shared), especially fans of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nightmare_Before_Christmas), which is in its 30th year this year - makes me feel old!

Enjoy! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 06 November, 2023, 11:12:29 pm
Are the ACME 2024 tourdax dates and controls confirmed yet? Couldn't find them on the AUK events calendar.

Interested depending on when it is happening. May haul some camping stuff along.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: αdαmsκι on 07 November, 2023, 07:00:11 am
Couldn't find them on the AUK events calendar.

Almost. They'll be up in a day or so. Tomsk's done his work.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 November, 2023, 05:25:00 pm
Well, I took the dynohub that failed during PBP to BFC for the once over.

Appeared to be putting out power so I brought it home and wired the light back in - nothing. If I wire the Igaro in, I get output. Then I had the idea that I should hook it up to the light on my other bike (which is also in pieces, both wheels delivered to BFC yesterday). I hooked it up, span the wheel, nothing. So, it seems the hub is powering the Igaro, but not the lights - I don't get it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 09 November, 2023, 05:34:38 pm
I guess it could point to a faulty light, or faulty wiring to the light?

I had a B+M IQ-X that failed because of the switch, and it appears to be a common fault and they stopped making them!
Out of all the dynamo lights I have tried most failed.  I'm now only using the SON/Edelux one.

Cheers

GS

Well, I took the dynohub that failed during PBP to BFC for the once over.

Appeared to be putting out power so I brought it home and wired the light back in - nothing. If I wire the Igaro in, I get output. Then I had the idea that I should hook it up to the light on my other bike (which is also in pieces, both wheels delivered to BFC yesterday). I hooked it up, span the wheel, nothing. So, it seems the hub is powering the Igaro, but not the lights - I don't get it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 November, 2023, 06:53:55 pm
Thanks, GS.

I don't think it's the light as I know the second one I tried is working.

Cheers,
Nick.


I guess it could point to a faulty light, or faulty wiring to the light?

I had a B+M IQ-X that failed because of the switch, and it appears to be a common fault and they stopped making them!
Out of all the dynamo lights I have tried most failed.  I'm now only using the SON/Edelux one.

Cheers

GS

Well, I took the dynohub that failed during PBP to BFC for the once over.

Appeared to be putting out power so I brought it home and wired the light back in - nothing. If I wire the Igaro in, I get output. Then I had the idea that I should hook it up to the light on my other bike (which is also in pieces, both wheels delivered to BFC yesterday). I hooked it up, span the wheel, nothing. So, it seems the hub is powering the Igaro, but not the lights - I don't get it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: BFC on 09 November, 2023, 09:04:26 pm
The IQ X light I have refuses to wake up when the B&M USB Werk is also connected. I have a switch in the feed to the USB unit, once that units input is off the light wakes up and responds (switch works), and carries on working until the bike stops for a while even with the USB module reconnected (light never achieves full brightness when the USB is also connected, but works fine for daylight running light).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 09 November, 2023, 10:54:39 pm
Thanks, BFC,

I ran the two separately, so that should not be an issue.

Cheers,
Nick.


The IQ X light I have refuses to wake up when the B&M USB Werk is also connected. I have a switch in the feed to the USB unit, once that units input is off the light wakes up and responds (switch works), and carries on working until the bike stops for a while even with the USB module reconnected (light never achieves full brightness when the USB is also connected, but works fine for daylight running light).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 10 November, 2023, 09:57:12 am
Thanks, BFC,

I ran the two separately, so that should not be an issue.

Cheers,
Nick.


The IQ X light I have refuses to wake up when the B&M USB Werk is also connected. I have a switch in the feed to the USB unit, once that units input is off the light wakes up and responds (switch works), and carries on working until the bike stops for a while even with the USB module reconnected (light never achieves full brightness when the USB is also connected, but works fine for daylight running light).

I had an issue where an Igaro (very first version) went short circuit which stopped an IQ-x from working. I was about to open up the light to inspect the wires until I identified it was the Igaro.

You've already ruled that out so I think you've nothing left to loose by opening it up and desoldering and inspecting the wire in the light to see if that resolves your issue. 

https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/BUMM+IQ-XS+Bike+Front+Light+Busch+&+M%C3%BCller+Teardown/132285
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 11 November, 2023, 03:39:39 pm
For some reason I had awards night down as tonight.  I had to pop round to Tippers to exchange some goods and he politely told me it was next week.  Good job really.

It’ll just be me next week rather than family, but I should make it for 8.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 November, 2023, 07:21:19 pm
Following a conversation with Wilkyboy about the Essex SR at the Awards on Saturday, I have worked out that there is at least one candidate with 10 years counting for an Ultra ESR - and that's me! If anyone thinks they qualify too, let me know. The award has been going since the 2012-13 season (that's 11 years!). For the first two seasons the medals were plain (kindly sponsored by Flitchbikes), without loops for year bars, but after 2015 the next batch had them. After 2018 we had our own ACME medals, funded from surplus event money.

Wilkyboy was one year ahead of me, as I missed my 600km (Flatlands in mid-September) due to Soupy's crash in 2016 (pelvis and skull fracture), but has fallen behind since, though an ESR this season would see him achieve it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 November, 2023, 08:51:49 pm
I’m pretty sure I qualify!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: felstedrider on 21 November, 2023, 08:08:13 am
I don't seem to have done as many as I thought I had.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 November, 2023, 02:27:08 pm
I’m pretty sure I qualify!

... for something!  ;D
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: bhoot on 21 November, 2023, 02:35:00 pm
How about the other ESR, an Essex Sub Randonneur for doing lots of rides of less than 200km in Essex?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 21 November, 2023, 02:40:47 pm
Shouldn’t the Essex Sub Randonneur be for those who’ve done lots of Essex events in the rain and / or with floods?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 21 November, 2023, 08:11:32 pm
I’m pretty sure I qualify!

... for something!  ;D

I think qualify and certifiable are getting confused here
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 21 November, 2023, 10:03:58 pm
How about the other ESR, an Essex Sub Randonneur for doing lots of rides of less than 200km in Essex?
Just saying.
(https://exploringwild.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Bikepackers-at-Subway-1-1024x576.jpg)

Credit where credit is due. I borrowed the image from here (https://exploringwild.com/bikepack-racing-beginners-and-slow-people/).
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 November, 2023, 11:06:46 pm
Thanks, BFC,

I ran the two separately, so that should not be an issue.

Cheers,
Nick.


The IQ X light I have refuses to wake up when the B&M USB Werk is also connected. I have a switch in the feed to the USB unit, once that units input is off the light wakes up and responds (switch works), and carries on working until the bike stops for a while even with the USB module reconnected (light never achieves full brightness when the USB is also connected, but works fine for daylight running light).

I had an issue where an Igaro (very first version) went short circuit which stopped an IQ-x from working. I was about to open up the light to inspect the wires until I identified it was the Igaro.

You've already ruled that out so I think you've nothing left to loose by opening it up and desoldering and inspecting the wire in the light to see if that resolves your issue. 

https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/BUMM+IQ-XS+Bike+Front+Light+Busch+&+M%C3%BCller+Teardown/132285 (https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/BUMM+IQ-XS+Bike+Front+Light+Busch+&+M%C3%BCller+Teardown/132285)

Excellent and thank you very much for this!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 25 November, 2023, 01:37:17 pm
Okay, so when I run the front wheel by hand, the blue circular light around the on/off switch illuminates faintly but no light from the lamp itself.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 25 November, 2023, 09:16:08 pm
Sounds not unlike the problem I had earlier this year. This thread records how I came to fit an IQ-X (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=114771) and then, three years later, the last post links to the thread where I investigated a failure and replaced it.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 27 November, 2023, 07:20:31 am
Paging @Tomsk ...

You normally like to do a group ride in the last week of the year. Is that on the cards this year, and assuming the weather behaves, which day is your preference?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 27 November, 2023, 09:38:28 am
Paging @Tomsk ...

You normally like to do a group ride in the last week of the year. Is that on the cards this year, and assuming the weather behaves, which day is your preference?

Yes - probably keep a couple of days free after Christmas and see what the weather does. I'll start a thread over in 'Audax now, as I'm having an hour on admin this morning.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 30 November, 2023, 06:36:15 pm
Sounds not unlike the problem I had earlier this year. This thread records how I came to fit an IQ-X (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=114771) and then, three years later, the last post links to the thread where I investigated a failure and replaced it.

Many thanks. Odd that the hub seems to be putting out the expected power but a good light doesn't work either, I will do a few more tests. (EDITED).

Cheers,
Nick.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 04 December, 2023, 07:40:07 pm
I have an online album with lots of my cycling photos. You can register and look at them here (https://piwigo.thecobwebs.duckdns.org/). if you're interested. Quite happy to create an ACME album if anybody wants to store their photos there. I host it on my own server, in my garage, so there are no upload limits and its free.

There are also apps available for your mobile device - if you want to use one of these then just let me know and I'll show you where to get them and tell you what the connection details are.

Ta,
Nick.
EDIT: We have a planned power outage in my area tomorrow (5th December), so I have shut the server down tonight (2300, 4th Dec) and it'll be back up tomorrow evening.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: howdee on 08 December, 2023, 07:02:21 pm
Has the new batch of ACME jerseys arrived from the supplier yet ? If so, I'll bring along some cash to the SAE event tomorrow.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: huggy on 08 December, 2023, 08:52:33 pm
Has the new batch of ACME jerseys arrived from the supplier yet ? If so, I'll bring along some cash to the SAE event tomorrow.
nope
got some lovely new neck warmers though
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: sparklyfish on 10 December, 2023, 09:18:39 pm
got some lovely new neck warmers though

They are also dry as well as lovely and new.  ;D  a great improvement on the way home after a soggy Stansted Express yesterday!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 December, 2023, 10:52:45 pm
I need to do a 200 for my RRtY - looking at 22nd or 23rd if I can - is anyone interested? Need to clear with the family first but I think i could do one of those days.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 17 December, 2023, 03:51:07 pm
I need to do a 200 for my RRtY - looking at 22nd or 23rd if I can - is anyone interested? Need to clear with the family first but I think i could do one of those days.

Yes ... either of those days, unless family stuff occurs. Dick Turpin's Day Out 200km?

(Edit) Saturday's forcast is wet and very windy, Friday's is just windy in the morning with an increasingly strong westerly in the afternoon, so a westward heading Bricks and Moretaine 200km would make sense, so we'd at least get a good push home! Reversing the route works well, heading east from Dunmow to Braintree first. What start time would you be looking at, Nick?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 18 December, 2023, 09:18:04 pm
I need to do a 200 for my RRtY - looking at 22nd or 23rd if I can - is anyone interested? Need to clear with the family first but I think i could do one of those days.

Yes ... either of those days, unless family stuff occurs. Dick Turpin's Day Out 200km?

(Edit) Saturday's forcast is wet and very windy, Friday's is just windy in the morning with an increasingly strong westerly in the afternoon, so a westward heading Bricks and Moretaine 200km would make sense, so we'd at least get a good push home! Reversing the route works well, heading east from Dunmow to Braintree first. What start time would you be looking at, Nick?


Fantastic - let's do the Bricks & Moretaine as I have not yet done that one and the tailwind will be very welcome! I can start anytime - when do you fancy? May bring my new bike, which arrived TODAY!! Friday, I am almost certain I can do. Will confirm tonight.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 19 December, 2023, 07:39:56 pm
I am clear for Friday. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: JellyLegs on 19 December, 2023, 09:10:11 pm
You might want to keep an eye on that weather forecast.  The wind is now down to arrive a bit earlier and with Saturday looking by far the better day, going by the BBC forecast at least.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 19 December, 2023, 11:35:00 pm
You might want to keep an eye on that weather forecast.  The wind is now down to arrive a bit earlier and with Saturday looking by far the better day, going by the BBC forecast at least.

Met Office saying the wind is the same but wetter on Sat. Who knows?!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 20 December, 2023, 08:16:29 am
You might want to keep an eye on that weather forecast.  The wind is now down to arrive a bit earlier and with Saturday looking by far the better day, going by the BBC forecast at least.

Met Office saying the wind is the same but wetter on Sat. Who knows?!


Hmm yes ... that's weather for you! Saturday is looking better, isn't it - I'm keeping my options open
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 December, 2023, 03:00:18 pm
Hmmm, Sat is looking better. Let me check I can do that.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 20 December, 2023, 06:52:19 pm
I am just entering my events into the AUK calendar now (better late than never!) But nothing in September from ACME Suffolk Branch.  :thumbsup:

I am up for another Dutch trip  :).

ACME event dates in the AUK calendar for that time of year....
August 17th - Hopstock
September 14th - Essex R&R (route check weekend of 31st August)
September 21st - ACME Grand

So there is Dutch sized hole in first to second week of September  :thumbsup:

Thanks both. That feels like it's directing the Dutch trip to be:

Out: Sailing on Wed 4th Sept at 23:00
Back: Sailing on Sun 8th Sept at 22:30

Will suggest train assist if anybody isn't available for the full excursion and wants to join midway.

RE: ACME goes Dutch 2024

I have put my holiday requests in for next year.

Planning to book the ferry over the Christmas break.

So just wanted to confirm that the dates above are confirmed before I spend the money?

"Out: Sailing on Wed 4th Sept at 23:00
Back: Sailing on Sun 8th Sept at 22:30."
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 20 December, 2023, 06:58:17 pm
I am good for Saturday, Tomsk
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 21 December, 2023, 06:30:47 am
I am just entering my events into the AUK calendar now (better late than never!) But nothing in September from ACME Suffolk Branch.  :thumbsup:

I am up for another Dutch trip  :).

ACME event dates in the AUK calendar for that time of year....
August 17th - Hopstock
September 14th - Essex R&R (route check weekend of 31st August)
September 21st - ACME Grand

So there is Dutch sized hole in first to second week of September  :thumbsup:

Thanks both. That feels like it's directing the Dutch trip to be:

Out: Sailing on Wed 4th Sept at 23:00
Back: Sailing on Sun 8th Sept at 22:30

Will suggest train assist if anybody isn't available for the full excursion and wants to join midway.

RE: ACME goes Dutch 2024

I have put my holiday requests in for next year.

Planning to book the ferry over the Christmas break.

So just wanted to confirm that the dates above are confirmed before I spend the money?

"Out: Sailing on Wed 4th Sept at 23:00
Back: Sailing on Sun 8th Sept at 22:30."

Confirmed those are the dates. I’ll post a few more details in the ACME goes Dutch thread later today.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 December, 2023, 10:25:14 am
Re: B&M 200 - Saturday is forecasted a merely moderate westerly breeze with some sun, as against gusty winds (up to 43mph) and some rain tomorrow. I'll take the Saturday option. I've done the final gardening session of the year yesterday, been for the big food shopping trip (blown the year's Co-op divi this morning, which loaded up the bike somewhat!), so the holidays can start whenever I feel like it.

07:00 start from Dunmow?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 21 December, 2023, 10:26:48 am
Re: B&M 200 - Saturday is forecasted a merely moderate westerly breeze with some sun, as against gusty winds (up to 43mph) and some rain tomorrow. I'll take the Saturday option. I've done the final gardening session of the year yesterday, been for the big food shopping trip (blown the year's Co-op divi this morning, which loaded up the bike somewhat!), so the holidays can start whenever I feel like it.

07:00 start from Dunmow?
That’ll do nicely, Tomsk! Meet at yours?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 21 December, 2023, 05:27:28 pm
That’ll do nicely, Tomsk! Meet at yours?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 22 December, 2023, 09:29:16 pm
Tracker for you guys if you fancy watching a couple of dots tomorrow. We'll be off at about 0700  :thumbsup:

https://new.spotwalla.com/trip/8080-189ba580-e3a9/view
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 25 December, 2023, 11:26:50 am
Merry Christmas ACME chums!

Best present so far, the 2024 Buses Yearbook (from #1 son). Some may know it was that birthday earlier this month.  ::-)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 25 December, 2023, 11:00:08 pm
Merry Christmas ACME chums!

Best present so far, the 2024 Buses Yearbook (from #1 son). Some may know it was that birthday earlier this month.  ::-)
Happy Christmas!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 29 January, 2024, 04:33:42 pm
Today I have been hanging a little exhibition of ten of my paintings at the Spirtual Home.

They'll be there all of February, maybe longer ...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 29 January, 2024, 05:03:55 pm
Looking forward to seeing them Tomsk! Hopefully I will be over on Wednesday. (I've still not fixed the bike yet!)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Deano4 on 29 January, 2024, 08:03:29 pm
Will have to remember to take a look during the 'Knight's Templar' next month  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 29 January, 2024, 08:59:57 pm
Today I have been hanging a little exhibition of ten of my paintings at the Spirtual Home.

They'll be there all of February, maybe longer ...
Look forward very much to seeing those
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 February, 2024, 05:58:32 pm
Has anybody ridden one of the Friday Nights to the Coast rides? Just looking at the 2024 calendar and quite fancy the ride down to Shoreham. I think Jibbers has, anybody else also?

 https://www.fnrttc.org.uk/ride-calendar-2024 (https://www.fnrttc.org.uk/ride-calendar-2024)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 February, 2024, 06:43:44 pm
Yep -its not to bad, tea hut / roadside cafe mid-way stop, breaky at the airport cafe last time I think....
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 07 February, 2024, 07:43:38 pm
Yep -its not to bad, tea hut / roadside cafe mid-way stop, breaky at the airport cafe last time I think....

Thank you … I’ll have a think. Would obviously be extending it up to a 200km!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 08 February, 2024, 07:50:39 am
Has anybody ridden one of the Friday Nights to the Coast rides? Just looking at the 2024 calendar and quite fancy the ride down to Shoreham. I think Jibbers has, anybody else also?

 https://www.fnrttc.org.uk/ride-calendar-2024 (https://www.fnrttc.org.uk/ride-calendar-2024)

I’ve not done the Shoreham ride but I’ve done a few of the others. One thing to be aware of is that everyone goes at their own pace so there are regular stops for everybody to regroup. So you can spend quite a lot of time standing around at random junctions in the middle of nowhere depending on how slow the slowest riders are or how many mechanicals there are. But they are very enjoyable, social rides. I’m hopefully going to do the Maldon and Cambridge- Kings Lynn rides this year.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: jiberjaber on 08 February, 2024, 09:18:46 am
Yep -its not to bad, tea hut / roadside cafe mid-way stop, breaky at the airport cafe last time I think....

Thank you … I’ll have a think. Would obviously be extending it up to a 200km!

I'd echo what Gavin has said, it's not ideal to try and use it as a DIY, the pace is the slowest rider with regrouping and any mechanicals dealt with by the "all-uppers" and tech's which can add to that..

I think on this ride I managed to fall off and trash my chain and RD plus break a couple of ribs...

https://www.strava.com/activities/582791493
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Dan Deakins on 09 February, 2024, 01:32:27 pm
Hi folks

Making a rare appearance just to post the trailer for the Saint Piran Cycling Team documentary I've been involved in. Director Aman Cheung (a student at the National Film & Television School) followed Britain's most successful domestic team as they prepared for their biggest race of the season: the 2023 Tour of Britain. He contacted me after I appeared on a podcast covering the race to provide an 'expert' voice for his documentary.

It isn't being widely released, but we are having a private showing at an independent cinema in Hammersmith on the 19th of February.

Here's the trailer: https://vimeo.com/895677335/a5fd932667

Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 14 February, 2024, 09:56:32 am
Thanks, and I will take a look.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 14 February, 2024, 09:59:50 am
Hello all,

Hannah back in the studio at the weekend, so here's my Valentines Day message to you all (https://youtu.be/WSCD2Jf7Ld4?si=dnUvt1SgA3IUJ62V) (cycling definitely does this to me sometimes!)

Enjoy. xxx
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 February, 2024, 08:18:21 pm
Hello all,

Looking for a 200 on Wednesday (DIY, probably), to keep my RRtY up. Weather is looking like SSW winds all day, strengthening as the day goes on. Idea would be to get out in the morning as early as I can and head SSW-erly. looking for a tailwind home. Any ideas. O learned ones?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 26 February, 2024, 09:04:32 pm
Hello all,

Looking for a 200 on Wednesday (DIY, probably), to keep my RRtY up. Weather is looking like SSW winds all day, strengthening as the day goes on. Idea would be to get out in the morning as early as I can and head SSW-erly. looking for a tailwind home. Any ideas. O learned ones?

SSW would take you through London. I’d suggest an alternative would be to do a loop like I did with bernster on Saturday, looping around into Hertfordshire so the final stretch is wind assisted, but without heading too far into the chilterns, or London.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 February, 2024, 09:57:28 pm
Sounds sensible and that's what I'll do! Thanks.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Lightning Phil on 26 February, 2024, 10:16:19 pm
If you don’t mind train returns, you could do a one way 200, tailwind all day, then train return.  I did one of those in the pandemic.  It was basically up to near St Neots then turn right to Kings Lynn. Flying along for a quick 200.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 26 February, 2024, 10:48:27 pm
Hmm, maybe look into that as well, Phil - thank you for that!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Bernster on 27 February, 2024, 07:59:17 am
I've used train assist back from Peterborough and Kings Lynn in the past, you don't gain any time as you still have to get yourself back home, but the riding is definitely easier if there's a southerly/SSW. Let me know if you want a copy of my route from the weekend just gone :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 29 February, 2024, 10:53:38 pm
Does anyone know about cycling from Stansted Airport station? I know you can't go on the Express trains with a bike, but there are others (I think). It's the nearest station to Great Dunmow for the Horsepower event, and the M11 junction is a mess at the moment if I use BS. Otherwise Elsenham might be OK, but I don't think there are so many trains.

Is there any reason not to get a train there and just head off into the wilds of Essex? Will they make me fly to Australia or something instead?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 01 March, 2024, 01:02:37 am
I've used train assist back from Peterborough and Kings Lynn in the past, you don't gain any time as you still have to get yourself back home, but the riding is definitely easier if there's a southerly/SSW. Let me know if you want a copy of my route from the weekend just gone :thumbsup:
Thanks for all your off forum help for a great ride and a great route!
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 01 March, 2024, 05:05:13 am
Does anyone know about cycling from Stansted Airport station? I know you can't go on the Express trains with a bike, but there are others (I think). It's the nearest station to Great Dunmow for the Horsepower event, and the M11 junction is a mess at the moment if I use BS. Otherwise Elsenham might be OK, but I don't think there are so many trains.

Is there any reason not to get a train there and just head off into the wilds of Essex? Will they make me fly to Australia or something instead?

If you decided on Bishop’s Stortford, as you head out on the Dunmow Road just pop onto the footpath after the golf club and go through the services. That brings you out on the M11 roundabout, and the bit you use when heading east isn’t impacted by the roadworks. For the return, you can also use the services and exit on the footpath on the Dunmow Road, or I usually just stick to the road - it’s a single lane down to the Dunmow Road exit, but the traffic light phasing means I can get there before the next batch of cars come along. If there was a car behind, I would take a central position on the lane and indicate to turn early.

You can get to Stansted Airpoort with the bike. The first bit on the road from there would be a dual carriageway where drivers are not going to be expecting cyclists, but you’d soon be off that. The return might be a bit more tricky as bikes technically aren’t allowed on the Stansted Express, so you might be blocked … I’ve never tried it, so don’t know if that happens in practice.

Other options would be Elsenham or Sawbridgeworth, but as you say, fewer trains go there so you’d need to be more mindful of train times.
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Tomsk on 01 March, 2024, 08:49:43 am
Does anyone know about cycling from Stansted Airport station? I know you can't go on the Express trains with a bike, but there are others (I think). It's the nearest station to Great Dunmow for the Horsepower event, and the M11 junction is a mess at the moment if I use BS. Otherwise Elsenham might be OK, but I don't think there are so many trains.

Is there any reason not to get a train there and just head off into the wilds of Essex? Will they make me fly to Australia or something instead?

You can exit the airport station through to the bus station on the next level and bear right along the car park RH side then cut across to the opposite left corner of the car park. You'll get through on the grass to the roundabout (well worn track by other cyclists) and take the first exit from there which immediately brings you to the mini rbt, where you go right to Takeley Four Ashes cross roads on the old A120, left from there to Dunmow.

I gather the Stratford trains (one/hour?) accept bikes, also the Brum via Cambridge trains - may need a reservation though?
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: drossall on 13 March, 2024, 12:58:55 pm
Random question, but do ACME members live as far up as Spalding? Might be looking for a small favour...
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 14 March, 2024, 05:05:34 pm
If you are near Bishop's Stortford on Saturday around 10am, please do come along and support a mass cycle and walk to put some pressure on the councils to build an active travel route that has stalled for the past 6 years.

https://www.bishopsstortfordindependent.co.uk/news/cycle-stortford-to-stage-mass-walk-and-ride-to-pressure-coun-9355752/ (https://www.bishopsstortfordindependent.co.uk/news/cycle-stortford-to-stage-mass-walk-and-ride-to-pressure-coun-9355752/)
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: GavinC on 15 March, 2024, 01:39:36 pm
If you are near Bishop's Stortford on Saturday around 10am, please do come along and support a mass cycle and walk to put some pressure on the councils to build an active travel route that has stalled for the past 6 years.

https://www.bishopsstortfordindependent.co.uk/news/cycle-stortford-to-stage-mass-walk-and-ride-to-pressure-coun-9355752/ (https://www.bishopsstortfordindependent.co.uk/news/cycle-stortford-to-stage-mass-walk-and-ride-to-pressure-coun-9355752/)
I may well be doing Park Run in Stortford tomorrow morning and could stick around after for this  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: psyclist on 15 March, 2024, 03:10:39 pm
If you are near Bishop's Stortford on Saturday around 10am, please do come along and support a mass cycle and walk to put some pressure on the councils to build an active travel route that has stalled for the past 6 years.

https://www.bishopsstortfordindependent.co.uk/news/cycle-stortford-to-stage-mass-walk-and-ride-to-pressure-coun-9355752/ (https://www.bishopsstortfordindependent.co.uk/news/cycle-stortford-to-stage-mass-walk-and-ride-to-pressure-coun-9355752/)
I may well be doing Park Run in Stortford tomorrow morning and could stick around after for this  :thumbsup:

Excellent. I'm aiming to get there around 9:45 on the orange cargo bike
Title: Re: ACME Miscellany
Post by: Nick on 16 March, 2024, 08:10:46 pm
As I said, the 200 train assist went really well, will defo be taking advantage of this type of ride again and thanks to you guys for the idea!

I popped out with the mythical brother today and we visited the SH and met Joss for a quick chat, though he was busy working away at keepoing everyone happy and fed (and watered). I've been wanting to see Tomsk's artwork since I heard about it going up and oh, my - what a treat. Absolutely beautiful works of art that have to be seen to be believed, the level of detail is just jaw-dropping.

It was a lovely day out, weather perfect (though colder than I thought it would be), great to see Joss for a quick catch-up and topped off by Tomk's wonderful works of art. A day to remember for sure.