Some very muddy people have just boarded the train at Christ's Hospital station.
You're near my manor. Or were, assuming the train has moved.
I was.
But I sat down very low in my seat as we passed.
Just in case you were up to your old tricks with passenger's heads and your telescopic sight.
They'd done a 10 mile circular walk starting in Horsham.
8 miles of which was, according to the be-splattered one, mud.
They disembarked at Horsham.
Bringing previously unheard of levels of mud to your township.