Author Topic: Caption it #1826 (Read 2607 times)

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #1 on:** 29 June, 2020, 09:31:19 am »

If you go down to Paris today, you'd better go in disguise.

orienteer · « **Reply #2 on:** 29 June, 2020, 09:35:17 am »

More animals have been coming into town during lockdown.

Jaded · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:29:44 am »

“Our current menu is quite simple, just the necessities.“

Ian H · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:33:47 am »

We're not out of the woods yet.

Jaded · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:49:49 am »

ian’s neighbours were the first to break lockdown rules.

T42 · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:56:09 am »

"Six fois pastis et quatre pailles".

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 June, 2020, 11:52:51 am »

And is there hunny still for tea?

Paul · « **Reply #8 on:** 29 June, 2020, 03:19:53 pm »

"How's business?"

"We're bearing up."

Lightning Phil · « **Reply #9 on:** 29 June, 2020, 07:08:45 pm »

So you are saying you’ve had contact with half a dozen bears in the days before your positive test result?

spesh · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 June, 2020, 08:09:38 pm »

One bear to another: "This absinthe must be dodgy, I'm seeing humans..."

Nuncio · « **Reply #11 on:** 29 June, 2020, 09:58:39 pm »

Girl being asked her order: 'Er, not sure yet. Bear with me.'

Nuncio · « **Reply #12 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:01:18 pm »

'Of course I can vouch for them. We're related. They're my forbears.'

Nuncio · « **Reply #13 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:07:49 pm »

Ian, she's taking their names. No - only one of them can be Conan.

Nuncio · « **Reply #14 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:09:49 pm »

No they don't need cutlery, thanks - they'll use their bear hands.

Ham · « **Reply #15 on:** 29 June, 2020, 10:22:47 pm »

Waiter! I'll have the steak with that sauce made from butter, eggs, shallots and vinegar - what's it called now?

meddyg · « **Reply #16 on:** 30 June, 2020, 07:39:52 am »

Someone out here grizzling about non-sequential Caption it numbers ?
meddyg has changed it to #1826

Now, who ordered a very large porridge ?

Paul · « **Reply #17 on:** 30 June, 2020, 01:52:21 pm »

Girl being asked her order: 'Er, not sure yet. Bear with me.'

Followed by long paws?

Wowbagger · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 July, 2020, 10:26:51 pm »

"As-tu fait la merde dans le bois?"

"Mais oui."

"Moi aussi."

meddyg · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 July, 2020, 11:21:04 pm »

Quote

bears shit in the woods ?

'Le pape, est-il catholique, tu penses ?'

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 July, 2020, 12:52:35 pm »

You said we were going on a picnic, you git!

T42 · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 July, 2020, 01:05:11 pm »

Huh. Furriners.

Blodwyn Pig · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 July, 2020, 01:47:02 pm »

''I don't know, whats Paris coming to. Pop out for a coffee, and end up surrounded by Poo.