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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #525 on: 02 March, 2012, 11:05:29 am »
Is Jamie Oliver already nominated? If so, I've seconded him. His oh so funny "Cock in Cider" mobile pub. His general gittishness. His use of the words "bad boy" "real" (as in keeping it real). I could go on. Wiki claims his children are called Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver,  Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.

What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a long distance rural runner?

One has a big pant in the country....

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #526 on: 02 March, 2012, 11:08:46 am »
Is Jamie Oliver already nominated? If so, I've seconded him. His oh so funny "Cock in Cider" mobile pub. His general gittishness. His use of the words "bad boy" "real" (as in keeping it real). I could go on. Wiki claims his children are called Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver,  Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.

What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a long distance rural runner?

One has a big pant in the country....

Jamie Oliver has a big **** in the pantry?


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #527 on: 02 March, 2012, 06:18:43 pm »
Is Jamie Oliver already nominated? If so, I've seconded him. His oh so funny "Cock in Cider" mobile pub. His general gittishness. His use of the words "bad boy" "real" (as in keeping it real). I could go on. Wiki claims his children are called Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver,  Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.

What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a long distance rural runner?

One has a big pant in the country....

Jamie Oliver has a big **** in the pantry?
The lovely Jules, one presumes.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #528 on: 02 March, 2012, 11:39:23 pm »
Eric Fucking Piggles.

And to save work for my compatriot, Michael Gove.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #529 on: 07 March, 2012, 01:24:36 pm »
Peter Lilley

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It's unthinkable that the Prime Minister would have introduced changes which would victimise (children with cerebral palsy)

No.  It isn't.  It's happened.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #530 on: 07 March, 2012, 01:28:56 pm »
Because he can afford them!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #531 on: 07 March, 2012, 02:36:50 pm »
I seem to recall Peter Lilley being permanent "Slimiest Git of the Week" in Drop The Dead Donkey...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #532 on: 07 March, 2012, 02:42:42 pm »
I thought he was dead and gone, along with all those other awful old skool Tories.  I recall he was a particularly vicious and uncaring social security secretary of state in his time.

That's probably enough politics.  Don't want this moved.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #533 on: 07 March, 2012, 03:12:20 pm »
I thought he was dead and gone, along with all those other awful old skool Tories.  I recall he was a particularly vicious and uncaring social security secretary of state in his time.

That's probably enough politics.  Don't want this moved.

I'd forgotten about this particular bastard!

There are threads about zombies elsewhere on this forum. Maybe PL is one.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #534 on: 13 March, 2012, 10:41:05 pm »
Steve Hilton.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #535 on: 15 March, 2012, 10:27:31 pm »
And Perez Hilton. 
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #536 on: 16 March, 2012, 09:47:19 am »
Tom Winsor

That is all.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #537 on: 16 March, 2012, 09:50:28 am »
Scared you wouldn't pass the fitness test? ;)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #538 on: 16 March, 2012, 11:16:24 am »
Oh No. I'm all for an annual fitness test. I have been supporting that idea for the last 22 1/2 years. I'm just not looking forward to the constant whinging of the fat c**t opposite that this will ferment.

Also not looking forward to the prospect of poor young recruits getting paid £19,000 a year to be led into battle by Sergeants with less than 3 years in the job, or put in harms way by Inspectors with 3 years maximum in the job so minimal street experience, who is taking his or her lead from Superintendants and above who had absolutely fuck all experience of doing themselves what they are ordering done >:(

A recipe for disaster.

What was he beforehand- Rail Regulator or something?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #539 on: 16 March, 2012, 11:35:39 am »
What was he beforehand- Rail Regulator or something?

Started as a solicitor, Rail Regulator 1999-2004 where he presided over the fuck-up that was Railtrack, then back into legal practice.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #540 on: 16 March, 2012, 11:53:14 am »
What was he beforehand- Rail Regulator or something?

Started as a solicitor, Rail Regulator 1999-2004 where he presided over the fuck-up that was Railtrack, then back into legal practice.

Where he is presiding over the fucking up of an arm of the practice.....

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #541 on: 25 March, 2012, 11:33:26 am »
As this is one of my favourite threads, I'd like to keep it on page one.

This morning I heard an interview with a contender for Best in Show.

Peter Cruddas.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #542 on: 28 March, 2012, 07:04:29 pm »
Francis Maude.

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #543 on: 28 March, 2012, 07:09:28 pm »
Since The Apprentice is on again, any of the contestants.  The recruitment consultant (ugh)/amateur body builder looks punchable enough to be this year's Baggs The Brand.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #544 on: 29 March, 2012, 12:32:14 am »
Francis Maude.

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Francis Molotov, surely?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #545 on: 29 March, 2012, 07:55:35 am »
And now Francis Mauled.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #546 on: 29 March, 2012, 09:20:29 am »
He's a Firestarter.  Twisted Firestarter... ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #547 on: 29 March, 2012, 10:09:27 am »
This is a thread for listing those people in the public eye that you absolutely can not abide.

I'll kick off with Bear Grylls.

Bear Grylls - Super-Twat

I won't substantiate this opinion, I just believe it to be true.

Bear Grylls could kick your arse in almost any activity you choose. Just because he has a silly name, is an old etonian, and looks a bit gay does not mean he is not actually well hard.  He eats worms and roadkill when he is hungry. That is seriously hard. 
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #548 on: 29 March, 2012, 10:11:29 am »
And goes to five star hotels when he's tired.  That's not so hard.  Quite soft, really.  Downy, if you like...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #549 on: 29 March, 2012, 10:17:40 am »
Jens Voigt could turn Bear Grylls inside-out using only his eyebrows.
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