Super-Twat

[ian]

I once got told off here for thinking she was a man, I should have cut my losses and not worried about gender, and gone straight to super-twat, a gender-less classification.

[citoyen]

It's surely not his fault if they all look the same, right?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/sep/08/gavin-williamson-apparently-confuses-marcus-rashford-and-maro-itoje

[hatler]

What an absolute f*cking tool.

A sub-intelligent Brexit yes-nik who wouldn't get a job anywhere else.

[ian]

Sadly you just described the entire cabinet.

Sometimes, for laughs, I like to pretend I'm interviewing Liz Truss for a job.

[Efrogwr]

Sadly you just described the entire cabinet.

Sometimes, for laughs, I like to pretend I'm interviewing Liz Truss for a job.

As what?

[ian]

Any job. She's not qualified for anything, it's like interviewing a human muppet.

[Polar Bear]

319 fascists who voted for an increase to ni and then cheered the twat-in-chief who then claimed the British Fascist Party are the party of low tax.

No doubt this is just more levelling up.

[Ashaman42]

Any job. She's not qualified for anything, it's like interviewing a human muppet.

I'll ask you not to insult the Muppets like that!!

[StuAff]

Any job. She's not qualified for anything, it's like interviewing a human muppet.

I'll ask you not to insult the Muppets like that!!

+1. Gonzo and the chickens would make an excellent Cabinet.

[Mr Larrington]

Sadly you just described the entire cabinet.

Sometimes, for laughs, I like to pretend I'm interviewing Liz Truss for a job.

As what?

Draught excluder?

[Giraffe]

Even she'd find that a breeze.

[Feanor]

Sadly you just described the entire cabinet.

Sometimes, for laughs, I like to pretend I'm interviewing Liz Truss for a job.

As what?

Neutron shield when working with High Activity Neutron sources?

[Guy]

Would two short planks provide adequate protection?

[Beardy]

Did anyone else see thread regular P(M)M CBE on the front page of one of the red tops yesterday in the run up to last nights slapping oneself on the back awards? He stated that he deserved to win the DecAndAnt award instead of them?

Well, apparently they won it again last night and their acceptance speech apparently included the phrase ‘Piers who?’ 

[Mr Larrington]

On LBC, a radio station with more than its fair share of Super-Twats, Maajid Nawaz has elevated himself high into the Premier League of twattiness with his assertion that minions of President Biden has sent a text to all members of the USAnian military ordering them to get vaccinated against Coronalurgi by hours 10:00 the following day, which has resulted in a mass walkout by, among others, fighter pilots.  They didn't and they haven’t.  That this man was a parliamentary candidate for the Lib-Dems in 2015 (he got his arse kicked by Tulip Siddiq) also tells us just how far said party has fallen from the halcyon days of “I agree with Nick”.

[Kim]

...assertion that minions of President Biden has sent a text to all members of the USAnian military ordering them to get vaccinated against Coronalurgi by hours 10:00 the following day

Reminds me of the time &numpty_headmaster summoned everyone who travelled to school by train to his office for a ritual bollocking. The resulting queue effectively DOSed the admin block until lunchtime.

[Asterix, the former Gaul.]

Johnson. Wants to be in power longer than Thatcher.

[Beardy]

Johnson. Wants to be in power longer than Thatcher.

That is a truly terrifying idea.  Im not sure the country would survive such a happening.

[drgannet]

That is a truly terrifying idea.  Im not sure the country would survive such a happening.

Don't worry, it won't happen. His own MPs will have disposed of him sufficiently in advance the next election.

[spesh]

That is a truly terrifying idea.  Im not sure the country would survive such a happening.

Don't worry, it won't happen. His own MPs will have disposed of him sufficiently in advance the next election.

You're assuming archy meant Boris and not Princess Nut Nut.

[pumpkin]

I'll go with Pritti and her lovely lunch with her mates in the airline and hotel industry. They dined and chatted about....whatever and since there was no one taking notes there couldn't have been any shop talk. Have we also included the various politicos e.g. Michael Gove who conducted official business by email/WhatsApp on their phones and then when facing a poss enquiry had to replace the phones as they had broken, got stole, chewed by the dog etc.

[ian]

Come on, it was just a couple of ministers having lunch with a businessman and friend who had no interest in any favours. But we'll never know, of course.

It's the sort of thing that would, not so long ago, have been an instant resignation, but now this casual corruption is normal. Reading between the lines, the head of BA read the situation right.

[Mr Larrington]

And it pales into insignificance alongside having a series of meetings with representatives of a FOREIGN government while claiming to be “on holiday” and unbeknownst to one’s The Boss, and then lying about it.  And lying some more.  With extra lies on top.

[Beardy]

We’ve only the boss’s word that he didn’t know

[mrcharly-YHT]

Texas

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58516155